#40k-lore-chat
rose thorn
solid horizon
I had similar reaction lol
rose thorn
misinformation hell
limpid granite
it would be funny if he has a passive scrap code field
solid horizon
why is he battling skitarii, why doesnt he just pirate them
rose thorn
misinformation hell
i wont send the channel it has 500 subscribers
wintry cloud
misinformation hell
I think 40k as a community are like spoiled kids.
gleaming gale
misinformation hell
Biggest mistake is getting lore from youtube
rose thorn
lmao
like WHITE SCARS IS THE LITERAL IGNORED CHAPTE THAT IS THEIR LORE RAGHHH
thier imperial legions alliegece is literally "huh?"
heady rivet
Biggest mistake is getting lore from youtube
Real 40k fans buy minis, dont know any lore, and focus entirely on the tabletop game itself with no regards for anything or anyone involved in that board. I know at least 3 people that do this
solid horizon
literaly me
heady rivet
like WHITE SCARS IS THE LITERAL IGNORED CHAPTE THAT IS THEIR LORE RAGHHH
Its Iron Hands actually, in a meta sense
gleaming gale
Who
rocky gale
Feel like the implication of this line is that because he isn't bound to any single chaos god he isn't yet able to materialise outside of The Eye
rose thorn
literaly me
you actually own and kitbash your models, i will hold respect for you and your opinions even if i disagree
wary fulcrum
Yeah it’s the Anchor point, it’s either in the Warzone lore book, or the BL book itself, Prospero is the point that allows them to operate in real space without worrying about the natural banishment timer
storm jungle
Yeah it’s the Anchor point, it’s either in the Warzone lore book, or the BL book...
Yeah but again it doesnt effect the setting in any huge or meaningful way
solid horizon
you actually own and kitbash your models, i will hold respect for you and your o...
some of them are severely kitbashed lmao
rose thorn
some of them are severely kitbashed lmao
the one man who likes chaos necrons lmao
heady rivet
Feel like the implication of this line is that because he isn't bound to any sin...
Perty is going through divorce court where every God is trying to get custody purely out of spite. He's like a dog that gets taken in the divorce and put down just to hurt the spouse that really owned it
solid horizon
my necron overlord (if he can still be qualified as such) is currently incubating in the alcohol jar to be born anew
solid horizon
the one man who likes chaos necrons lmao
jesus christ marie they're chaos androids
wary fulcrum
Yeah but again it doesnt effect the setting in any huge or meaningful way
I mean, Angron not being banished for 500 years is a pretty good indicator
His last incursion in real space before his attack on Terra was one of Armageddon wars (Young Grimnar’s one, led to the Shadow War)
rose thorn
jesus christ marie they're chaos androids
do you like, own the new acutal chaos androids? the 1k sons ones?
storm jungle
I mean, Angron not being banished for 500 years is a pretty good indicator
His ...
What indicator, he just comes back, gets bodied, returns later
this doesnt effect the setting
rose thorn
i just remmeberd those existed so im just wondeirngf
solid horizon
do you like, own the new acutal chaos androids? the 1k sons ones?
I own both necrons and daemon engines if it answers your question
gleaming gale
Angron is just a punching bag to reveal new Grey Knights kits
rose thorn
I own both necrons and daemon engines if it answers your question
IF THERE IS A GK REFRESH I WILL BUY THE BXO
I WILL BE A GK FAN
RAHHHHHH
solid horizon
iron circle with another skin
wary fulcrum
What indicator, he just comes back, gets bodied, returns later
Banishment isn’t ignored, it stops daemons entering real space for X amount of time
They physically can’t get in, it’s the downside to being a daemon primarch, and why they’re both more and less powerful than the mortal ones.
They have rules they have to follow
Now, because of Magnus and the ritual, there’s a rule they don’t have to follow (or at least, ignore it enough to make it irrelevant)
rocky gale
I like the idea of him having ascended but being effectively trapped in the Eye due to his refusal to swear himself to one of the gods. Imprisoned by his own need for independence.
solid horizon
I was thinking of factions eligible to have chaos androids, I never thought of tsons before but they fit
rancid cove
Customer: You got any good plot lines and character development?
GW: We got hyper and aura moments
rancid cove
gleaming gale
I like the idea of him having ascended but being effectively trapped in the Eye ...
Maybe he shouldn't have ascended lol
wary fulcrum
Customer: You got any good plot lines and character development?
GW: We got hyp...
They have their own publishing house
rocky gale
Maybe he shouldn't have ascended lol
He wanted to have his cake and eat it, instead he got grounded for ten thousand years
solid horizon
Customer: You got any good plot lines and character development?
GW: We got hyp...
horus heresy is avengers of warhammer
rancid cove
They have their own publishing house
Yeah this is called a joke
limpid granite
i hope these will be in space marine 2 at some point
rose thorn
no way they dont refresh gks...
wary fulcrum
Yeah this is called a joke
Yeah?
Well this is called it going over my head, how’d you like that apple?!
rancid cove
horus heresy is avengers of warhammer
Call me a MCU fan the way I'm eating the HH slop
limpid granite
i also litterally just noticed sekethar robots are just castellans dressed up in egyptian atire
rancid cove
Yeah?
Well this is called it going over my head, how’d you like that apple?!
Keeping the doctor away...
storm jungle
Banishment isn’t ignored, it stops daemons entering real space for X amount of t...
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Doesnt matter. Daemon primarchs like angron exist to get bodied and then return for some other loyalist to kick their ass.
-
Magnus' ritual had nothing to do with other daemon primarchs remaining in realspace/respawning faster. It was just to summon armies of daemons into the material, the ritual never came into fruition due to orbital bombardment.
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Finally NONE of this affects the setting, theres tons of other warzones where daemon primarchs are not involved and all these are meaningless battles made to sell minis.
solid horizon
i also litterally just noticed sekethar robots are just castellans dressed up in...
I will tell my kids this was ahriman
solid horizon
do yall think peter turbo has obliterator virus
gleaming gale
5 NEW ORK BOOKS LMAO
Huh
rose thorn
revealing new ork books as if ork fans read
solid horizon
he could use both
rancid cove
do yall think peter turbo has obliterator virus
Primarchs aint folding to that
solid horizon
you never have enough metal and guns
rancid cove
Tbh
rose thorn
gleaming gale
Steel Legion on the cover 🗣️
limpid granite
theyre teasing hard
rose thorn
LOL
wary fulcrum
- Doesnt matter. Daemon primarchs like angron exist to get bodied and then retur...
1 - yeah but not really relevant to the discussion. Them getting Worfed is just GW being bad at writing.
2 - I mean it literally did, it’s GW you’re arguing with, not me. The ritual worked, Magnus had his whole triumphant thing where it was revealed Fenris was at the centre of a dot to dot that spelled out the Prosperan rune for Vengeance.
3 - none of the lore affects the setting, it’s all created to sell minis. But we’re in a lore channel, discussing lore is part of the point, no?
storm jungle
OH MY GOD
WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
LMAO
the more i reply to this shit the more nonsensical this is getting
literally ignoring all my points to somehow argue this setting has some grand story that "affects" stuff
No it does not.
rose thorn
CHAOS CUBED SOON RAGHHHH
gleaming gale
Another Yarrick omnibus reprint, I bet it is without the short stories again lmao
languid meadow
People forget how fucked AM is, all they remember is the hate speech
heady rivet
People forget how fucked AM is, all they remember is the hate speech
I thunked it, so I be
opaque coyote
People forget how fucked AM is, all they remember is the hate speech
Yeah it's why I said it's still quite accurate
Like he would totally do that
But also
...
Berserk Horse
languid meadow
Making a gay man be SAed over and over again by women then make him SA his survivor friend
Like Jesus
opaque coyote
Making a gay man be SAed over and over again by women then make him SA his survi...
After "turning" him straight
And into what's basically a gorilla
languid meadow
AM gets babied so hard by people it's wild
The hate speech is cool as shit but pleaseeeee this is a omnicidal monster
limpid granite
People forget how fucked AM is, all they remember is the hate speech
Am consiously made the prison of the woman an elevator with the hatch closing
He is evil
wintry cloud
they gottta do anohter wave of GSC and a GK refresh in 11th right?
When or if the GK refresh does happen im confident they will look amazing
Their models over the past couple years have barely had misses imo
languid meadow
Considering the custodes refresh yeah they'll be super good
opaque coyote
I love evil as well but at least READ the short story
Honestly prefer the video game given it's basically a rewrite by the author
A lot of the details such as Ellen's PTSD, Benny being a violent captain in the Vietnam war, Nimdok being a Nazi War Criminal, etc.
languid meadow
Both are good it's just people don't interact with either
opaque coyote
Are exclusive in the book
I think if I remember correctly. Benny was just a teacher
Although both could easily be canon tbh
opaque coyote
Both are good it's just people don't interact with either
So true
storm jungle
When or if the GK refresh does happen im confident they will look amazing
Their...
VERY likely this edition
10th had them literally on their knees and completely decimated
lmao
languid meadow
(they're also like the only imperial forces that desperately need it lol)
Let's hope for more deldar this edition
gleaming gale
10th had them literally on their knees and completely decimated
They're also pushing a shitty combat patrol to sell the remaining kits on the shelf lol
languid meadow
That or... Idk fire warrior refresh lol
opaque coyote
(they're also like the only imperial forces that desperately need it lol)
Negative
500 more worlds to Ultramar
hallow saddle
you know who are looking more and more like they need a refresh
is chaos space marines 
legionaries are really small compared to the new red corsairs and also emperors children
theyre eeny weeny
solid horizon
I have no problem with infantry and battleline looking tiny
vagrant fox
He looks like a christmass tree the putzi
solid horizon
it creates visual hierarchy
rocky gale
He looks like a christmass tree the putzi
How dare you say that to me
vagrant fox
I remain a dedicated and steadfast perturslopo hater
opaque coyote
is chaos space marines <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
Negative
rocky gale
I outta slap you round the mouth
rocky gale
opaque coyote
We just got the request from the 2000's
...yes I am an Administratum employee
How did you know
heady rivet
...yes I am an Administratum employee
I knew a guy who got a reply letter 2 or 3 years ago from a request he filed in 2002 to his state government
opaque coyote
Honestly Papers Please but you're an Administratum worker applying/denying requests and shit
Sounds cool
Obviously would be far more condensed than in lore
heady rivet
Me trying to update a planets file
opaque coyote
Me trying to update a planets file
Yeah I can imagine funny shit like
While updating a planet
You hear the sound of your servitor fax
As new details for a planet you've already filed
Have come up
Now you have to not only finishing updating the current one
But also the new one
And hope that the old one can get cancelled early enough
heady rivet
"This planet blew up but it'd take less time to just keep sending tithe ships rather than updating the file, I need to hurry so I can sign off those papers confirming we're sending regiments so I can stamp it confirming the regiment is allowed to move now"
arctic talon
Holy shit Perturabo
opaque coyote
"This planet blew up but it'd take less time to just keep sending tithe ships ra...
Yeah basically
arctic talon
rocky gale
My boy
opaque coyote
This official
arctic talon
He’s got wings
rocky gale
Yep
vagrant fox
he looks like a christmas tree the putzi
It's even funnier the second time
rocky gale
First canon artwork from post ascension
opaque coyote
He’s got wings
Those look like a bunch of mechanical limbs in a wings formation
opaque coyote
Rather than wings
arctic talon
Considering he’s had them in every depiction text wise
opaque coyote
A bunch of arms
unique bronze
Is that mechanicus theyre fighting
rocky gale
Is that mechanicus theyre fighting
Yep
raven stone
@opaque coyote @arctic talon it gets better.
The actual article is giving very strong hints Perturabo will be the next to get a 40k Era Primarch mini
opaque coyote
Either way, god damn he got a fucking glow up
opaque coyote
<@422298575289188353> <@255478624851853312> it gets better.
The actual article i...
Fucking nice
That design looks hell to paint
Idc
Cause I don't paint plastic crack yet
raven stone
I truly expect GW to make Perturabo a literal Gundam or Mecha themed Demon Primarch, and I am all for it
opaque coyote
But he definitely looks like the best for plastic crack
opaque coyote
I truly expect GW to make Perturabo a literal Gundam or Mecha themed Demon Prima...
Fuck yeah
arctic talon
He looks fucking huge art wise
unique bronze
So how'd he end up looking that
arctic talon
Compared to every other daemon primarchs art lol
rocky gale
Yep it talks about the Iron Warriors causing mayhem in the galaxy to destabilise the warp enough for him to return outside the warp and lat siege to the Imperium itself
unique bronze
All machinery
arctic talon
So how'd he end up looking that
Daemonic ascension
He sacrificed a ton of shit during the iron cage
And ascended
unique bronze
I thought Daemons dont dabble in machines tho
arctic talon
They do
raven stone
Compared to every other daemon primarchs art lol
Temoted to say he might even be Knight sized
heady rivet
So how'd he end up looking that
Makeover sequence
arctic talon
Also daemons can appear however they wish
arctic talon
Oh <:loregryn:1036580674741731379> like what tho
Daemons can make daemon engines on their own to manifest in real space easier
As a solid vessels for their existence
unique bronze
Isnt there already a big rift in space they can pour from, what do they need an engine to manifest from for
opaque coyote
And more so daemonic essence made to look that way
Top tier drip
He might be an asshole
But
arctic talon
Isnt there already a big rift in space they can pour from, what do they need an ...
The rift doesn’t let them manifest anywhere
Daemons would rather skip all the boring waiting
Generally
Realspace is a vacation for them
unique bronze
Oh, so with these 'Demon Engines' they can pick a time and place to poof out of?
arctic talon
Not exactly
But it’s way easier to do so
The question for a daemon is how hard is it to properly manifest
quiet orchid
u guys know a cool animation of 40k for me to watch?
opaque coyote
Oh, so with these 'Demon Engines' they can pick a time and place to poof out of?
Think of it like waiting in a video game lobby
They queue up
unique bronze
u guys know a cool animation of 40k for me to watch?
Astartes
opaque coyote
They queue up
But it's not up to them on when they do
Becoming a Daemon engine is like switching queues from "manifesting due to some warp rift"
To
rocky gale
u guys know a cool animation of 40k for me to watch?
Dawn of war 1 intro cinematic
arctic talon
where I can watch it?
YouTube
unique bronze
where I can watch it?
Should be one in youtube
unique bronze
"being shoved in some fuck ass tank"
a tank? 
vagrant fox
hold on I remember an extremely cool video
quiet orchid
Should be one in youtube
ty ty
vagrant fox
watch this on an endless loop
aspect ratio, fucked. Bitrate, fucked, music, fucked
15 years old
opaque coyote
a tank? <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Yeah Daemon engines are usually stuff like
Tanks, APCs, general machinery that kills people
Sometimes larger things but I think those usually have either multiple or a particularly powerful daemon
The killing people part is important
unique bronze
And Purto used those to make him what he is on that art, right?
opaque coyote
And Purto used those to make him what he is on that art, right?
Nah he just
Looks like that
Daemons can choose how they look
And he's a Daemon Prince
hallow saddle
I have no problem with infantry and battleline looking tiny
ya but if 11th edition is gonna be about allying in detachments ie. CSM allying in with EC for example the 2 different scales in one army is gonna be kind of a bummer
opaque coyote
And he's a Daemon Prince
So he just chooses to look like a mechanical monster
unique bronze
Huh, interesting form
hallow saddle
especially noise marines which are huge next to legionaries
unique bronze
Is he the first type of Daemon to look like a machine tho
hallow saddle
or chosen
rocky gale
Is he the first type of Daemon to look like a machine tho
No
opaque coyote
Huh, interesting form
The warp allows many benefits...
For those that climb far enough
unique bronze
Is Vashtor or whatever his name one another example
rocky gale
rocky gale
Vashtorr the Arkilame
unique bronze
thats him?
opaque coyote
might be a daemon engine made to fit him but idk
Definitely just him
valid needle
Vashdaddy🤤
opaque coyote
Is Vashtor or whatever his name one another example
The God of Machines
Invention
Etc.
solid horizon
pls pls vashtorr duplicate my attacks
opaque coyote
Ofc he looks like a machine
Basically he's been around since before the War in Heaven
solid horizon
its funny he is clearly made of metal with skin over it like fiends and the new defiler
opaque coyote
It takes a lot to manifest a full Chaos God like the 4
So he still hasn't gone to that level
Mainly because he refuses to use a "new" exp farming method
Called
"Dealing with disgusting fleshy mortals"
raven stone
Expect the upcoming campaign book to make the actual link
valid needle
Daddy Vashtorr my gears need oiling🤤
raven stone
Thematically they are somewhat similar
solid horizon
vashtorr pls pls unlegend my daemon engines
arctic talon
Vashtorr do not oil up corswain
valid needle
Vashtorr do not oil up corswain
Ignore this Daddy Vashtorr
unique bronze
I only know Vashtor from Arks of Omen but I guess him knowing Purto makes sense
opaque coyote
"Dealing with disgusting fleshy mortals"
Unlike Belakor.
Who is pretty good in Fantasy and AoS.
But in 40k uh...
solid horizon
pls pls vashtorr get in the chaos android
opaque coyote
Unlike Belakor.
Who is pretty good in Fantasy and AoS.
But in 40k uh...
His only like
Unique thing in 40k is that he's canonically a Xenos that ascended to be the first and oldest Daemon Prince,
gleaming gale
Be'lakor is a xenos?
opaque coyote
Also he constantly beefs with Vashtorr
unique bronze
Huh, which kind of Xeno
opaque coyote
Be'lakor is a xenos?
Yeah
hallow plover
Huh, which kind of Xeno
The illegal one
celest dome
B'lakor isn't stated to be a human in Fantasy either tbh
opaque coyote
Huh, which kind of Xeno
Unknown but he existed way before the first fish walked on land for planet Earth
He's also been there for a while
But like Vashtorr who is just somebody who refuses to deal with mortals and therefore is slower in becoming a Chaos God
He's just...
He's kinda just a bum
unique bronze
Is he just as old as the big 4?
opaque coyote
Is he just as old as the big 4?
Yes and no.
Time isn't a factor in the warp
But he did manifest before Slaanesh
unique bronze
Im surprised he isnt much of a big deal
opaque coyote
So he's older than one of them
opaque coyote
Im surprised he isnt much of a big deal
Because he's basically just ported over form Fantasy and AoS
So he just
Exists
He has some appearances
solid horizon
how many unskippable about private topics
rose thorn
None so far
solid horizon
good
opaque coyote
Unlike Belakor.
Who is pretty good in Fantasy and AoS.
But in 40k uh...
Refer to this @unique bronze
Again he's important in Fantasy/AoS
He contributed to fucking destroying the Fantasy universe
He does do some things in 40k but they have zero impact
And in comparison to
BLOWING UP THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
It's a bit of a downgrade
queen laurel
opaque coyote
It's a bit of a downgrade
Also all versions of him
Want to become a Chaos God
But like
He ain't gonna get there
The gods don't want a new playmate
opaque coyote
<@166943308231344128> have you read anything by justin wooley?
Fucking love pirate Orks
Pirate drip
Is great
opaque coyote
Heard it is
But I haven't read it
Cause I am not
Really interested in the Catachan
Rambo knockoffs
Okay not really Rambo
...
Predator Knockoffs
Gotte-
Jokes aside I'm just ambivalent to their designs
vagrant fox
I heard his meat dogs story was alright
gleaming gale
his what
vagrant fox
Great cover but apparently not very grim or dark
opaque coyote
Great cover but apparently not very grim or dark
Everything about the cover says contrary
And the premise
But "don't judge a book by its cover"
Ahh
Except wtf do you judge a book by
Huh?
I guess reviews but that wasn't always there
Stupid fucking saying
opaque coyote
Great cover but apparently not very grim or dark
Also why TF is he crying black liquid
Is that supposed to be tattoos or mud
hallow saddle
the god of chuds
opaque coyote
Or does he need to be put down
opaque coyote
the god of chuds
...
which on-
All the Chaos Gods are just different aspects of chuds
gleaming gale
Is that supposed to be tattoos or mud
Shitty colouring, original art is black and white
opaque coyote
Chaos Undivided
Unorderly Conduct Unseparated From It's Whole
hallow saddle
four chuds, as one
valid needle
My Chud Gods❤️
solid horizon
Manchester United
gleaming gale
Manchudster
valid needle
The God-Emperor is our Based Chud God-King.
opaque coyote
Manchester United
Everyone in 40k has a British accent
solid horizon
The Chud God-King's Chudmarines
opaque coyote
This likely means that the chaos gods have a British accent also
It is clearly the British's fault
gleaming gale
Just as planned, innit
hallow saddle
they do for sure
solid horizon
chaos lords have a sexy accent voice
opaque coyote
Just as planned, innit
Clearly
solid horizon
opaque coyote
There was a point in divergence
opaque coyote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlYSE6kWAg
Unironically I think DoW 1 Eliphias is better than his voice in the sequels
Felt like poisoned wine
languid meadow
solid horizon
Eliphas 🫦 💅🏻
opaque coyote
Unironically I think DoW 1 Eliphias is better than his voice in the sequels
Smooth, seductive, manipulative.
Different from the usual screeching
Considering he was a word bearer
It makes sense
solid horizon
does this mean word bearers are all sexy
solid horizon
🗣️ Come my minions
opaque coyote
"Then I won't lie to you, brother. You've been lied to well enough."
hallow saddle
the word is chud. and chud is the Word
opaque coyote
"Brotherhood is not lessened when one brother is foolish, captain. You can still be forgiven."
I like how he speaks like a priest
Offering absolution
solid horizon
arent word bearers basically evil priests
opaque coyote
In a different situation, it would be a priest comforting someone and offering them absolution
But Word Bearers preach the word of evil
solid horizon
they bear words
opaque coyote
It's a basic but nice contrast
The almost forgiving tone.
But you don't know whether he is being genuine or manipulative
But for Chaos
Both are equally as likely
To the point where they might as well be the same
rocky gale
Happy trans day of visibility folks
opaque coyote
Either way, I like his voice over like
limpid granite
chris is genuinely beefy
rocky gale
Enjoy seeing them before they turn invisible again
solid horizon
DoW had dope voice acting
opaque coyote
Eliphias's later voice in DoW 2 and the non-existent 3rd game
limpid granite
idunno if its his re5 appearance but he looks a bit slimmer now
opaque coyote
Eliphias's later voice in DoW 2 and the non-existent 3rd game
I mean it's not like the VA does a bad job
It's just that I don't like the direction
And I feel like it's kind of a disservice to his character in the original
Since he always felt more manipulative and calculating over the usual
KILL MAIM BURN!
opaque coyote
idunno if its his re5 appearance but he looks a bit slimmer now
He got off the steroids
opaque coyote
Since he always felt more manipulative and calculating over the usual
Like it feels like he embodied the four
solid horizon
I think in french, eliphas had the same voice actor as richtofen in black ops
opaque coyote
Like it feels like he embodied the four
The seductiveness of Slaanesh.
The patience of Nurgle.
The wrath of Khorne.
And the intelligence and planning of Tzeentch
A true agent of the gods
opaque coyote
idunno if its his re5 appearance but he looks a bit slimmer now
But yeah he is
Which I find to be good
Because like
limpid granite
He old
opaque coyote
RE5 basically had him be built like a Space Marine
And it makes sense for him to be beefy but not like
too much
After all stuff like the molded still needs to pose
a bit of a threat to him
And honestly in RE5 Chris was in stuff like the RE7 DLC or RE8
He would've just fucking tore them apart with his bare hands
mossy peak
my timelines being normal about the new perturabo artwork
gleaming gale
my timelines being normal about the new perturabo artwork
Classic DreadAnon
mossy peak
i like how he just turned into a mechanized godrick the grafted
outer wave
my timelines being normal about the new perturabo artwork
Feel like a magnet is just the ideal way to deal with Ad Mech and any mechanical related faction
outer wave
🏴☠️
gleaming gale
Welcome to scalping
civic gale
oh wait
,,,,,i just need to get omnibus
its everything from dan abnett
in the eisenhorn collection
sacred bluff
after thinking about it
the king in yellow feels more like it's dorn
cause all this stuff created in the pocket dimension
armies, ships, fortress
it gives dorn more than valdor
sacred bluff
my timelines being normal about the new perturabo artwork
and with this it just makes me think it's dorn...
perturabo comes back, pandemonium is released and dorn is revealed as king in yellow
it is written
languid meadow
okay I've started reading Death Rider
and the intro with Rezlan VI is...
I love how it goes through how good the planet is just for it go
"ASH AND DEATH RAAAAAAH"
gleaming gale
the king in yellow feels more like it's dorn
If only the reveal in the Beaquin book wasn't ||"and his name is Valdor" ||
languid meadow
Natural beauty
Noramlish lives for the people
Semi peaceful
then just for it all to explode lmfao
gleaming gale
Battlecruiser crashing and blowing up tends to do that
sacred bluff
If only the reveal in the Beaquin book wasn't ||*"and his name is Valdor"* ||
i read it and i still doubt it
maybe valdor is working for dorn
valdor doesn't give this vibe of being able to create all these resources
languid meadow
Valdor wouldn't work for like any primarch without being told to it seems like
sacred bluff
Valdor would work with* dorn
opaque coyote
>Natural beauty
>Noramlish lives for the people
>Semi peaceful
then just for it ...
Honestly I had the idea of a similar opening but inspired by a movie about WW1.
To the point where it's probably copying the structure
...
Like 40k with Dune-
mossy peak
https://x.com/ChronoHarlequin/status/2038991855975608582?s=20
embed doesnt work 😔
sacred bluff
Valdor spends his time finding the enuncia to help get the emperor's name, while dorn creates cities, ships, armies, etc
opaque coyote
Honestly I had the idea of a similar opening but inspired by a movie about WW1.
...
But jokes aside, I forgot the name of the movie
But basically the plot was that it basically followed a guy basically living through his life
Going to school, getting a rival and all that, and then it ends with him joining the war
Only to die.
And that's it
His life was just cut short with a bullet
gleaming gale
Isn't that just All Quiet on the Western Front
opaque coyote
Everything we have seen? Meaningless
languid meadow
idk while Dorn is coming back (it's obvious) I don't think he's gonna be coming back now at least unless all of the build up they gave the wolves is just nothing lmfao (not unusual for GW tho)
opaque coyote
Isn't that just All Quiet on the Western Front
No because it takes place mostly in the war.
The movie that I can't remember
the name of
Basically spends most of it following his life in school and all that
It just ends with him joining the war
and then immediately getting shot and dying
opaque coyote
and then immediately getting shot and dying
I had an idea of a similar beginning that would last a chapter
Where it follows someone living on a planet that isn't shit
gleaming gale
nuke scalpers
languid meadow
yeah fists are just super unpopular TT wise (they legit have like I think 1 thing?)
opaque coyote
Where it follows someone living on a planet that isn't shit
Joining the guard
Only to "die"
languid meadow
there's a reason templars have just overtaken them in everything
opaque coyote
Only to "die"
Although I don't plan for them to actually die
But it'll be a mini twist?
languid meadow
yeah fists are just super unpopular TT wise (they legit have like I think 1 thin...
(they're also dog shit to paint)
gleaming gale
(they're also dog shit to paint)
Best advice to paint Fists is to paint them pink
opaque coyote
yeah fists are just super unpopular TT wise (they legit have like I think 1 thin...
Fists are just kinda boring ngl
opaque coyote
Best advice to paint Fists is to paint them pink
AKA have them be a different fucking chapter
languid meadow
and unlike scars who are also a pain in the ass to paint they're boring thematically
gleaming gale
AKA have them be a different fucking chapter
Nah, priming them pink and using yellow contrast makes some really fucking good popping yellow
opaque coyote
If they're pink, they're now some new chapter
arctic talon
yeah fists are just super unpopular TT wise (they legit have like I think 1 thin...
Fists TT wise have always been kind of eh
Also yeah prime pink paint yellow
languid meadow
the best part of the fists is the Phalanx
languid meadow
I think dorn will be the last primarch to come back imo
opaque coyote
I think dorn will be the last primarch to come back imo
Honestly Dorn has the most "He's probably dead" type of thing
languid meadow
after Russ I think we'll prob get Corax
since RG have been getting decent amount of stuff recently
opaque coyote
Like the ship he was in exploded
opaque coyote
after Russ I think we'll prob get Corax
Something that I wish was that there was a renegade faction
Not Chaos necessarily
Just "Not in the imperium, not in Chaos"
gleaming gale
I think no primarch should keep returning because I'm tired of the tabletop being a named character checklist
languid meadow
Alpha Legion are right there
opaque coyote
I think no primarch should keep returning because I'm tired of the tabletop bein...
real-
opaque coyote
Alpha Legion are right there
Alpha Legion are mostly Chaos
arctic talon
I think no primarch should keep returning because I'm tired of the tabletop bein...
Truth nuke
opaque coyote
There's some that haven't fallen but like
languid meadow
they still have the most capability to be renegades compared to the rest
opaque coyote
They might as well be Chaos
opaque coyote
they still have the most capability to be renegades compared to the rest
They do have the most room to do their own thing
Since I'm pretty sure those that did know some type of plan
Long since just threw it away
languid meadow
we'll prob never know
since Omegon is prob gonna be the last traitor primarch to be released (if ever)
opaque coyote
since Omegon is prob gonna be the last traitor primarch to be released (if ever)
Omegon would be cool.
But like
eh
I personally prefer if very few Primarchs ever come back
Especially loyalist
languid meadow
well that's not gonna happen lol but yeah
civic gale
15 bucks only cuz the store had a sale
opaque coyote
well that's not gonna happen lol but yeah
Yeah I know
Gotta get $$$
But personally, I wouldn't agree on Corvus Corax being Loyalist
languid meadow
I don't even think he'll ever come out tbh unless they really do something with AL
opaque coyote
Dude literally turned into a crow creature.
I think he'd be Renegade. Not Chaos, Not Imperium
Then again he's a fucking hypocrite
gleaming gale
Isn't that just some bullshit fanfiction that blew out of proportion
languid meadow
nah I'm pretty sure he's still him but being in the warp just enhanced his powers that he already had
opaque coyote
Isn't that just some bullshit fanfiction that blew out of proportion
Canon
But it was blown of proportion
He appeared like
once?
In that form
opaque coyote
nah I'm pretty sure he's still him but being in the warp just enhanced his power...
Honestly, I always thought him not being like the Khan in opinion was stupid.
against slavery
joins a slaver empire and actively supports it
heady rivet
> joins a slaver empire and actively supports it
The Khan was no stranger to "Join me or else"
arctic talon
Corax showed up to murder some word bearers
During the scouring
He’s a Psyker now
languid meadow
Corax and Khan have the most protentional to be something interesting when they return buttttttttt that's never gonna happen lol
opaque coyote
The Khan was no stranger to "Join me or *else*"
The Khan basically was about to rebel if the Whorus Heresy didn't happen first
gleaming gale
He’s a Psyker now
Kinda all of them are, they all have warp powers
arctic talon
Yeah but he’s an actual Psyker now
heady rivet
The Khan basically was about to rebel if the Whorus Heresy didn't happen first
He was meant to!
opaque coyote
Corax and Khan have the most protentional to be something interesting when they ...
Khan being a part of the Mercenary Town near Commoragh and having his own territory would be interesting
Since there's a whole realm
type of thing
Where mercenaries hang out
languid meadow
I would say red corsairs kind of fill that niche but... not really?
opaque coyote
I think the Khan basically being a local mob boss there would be fucking awesome
opaque coyote
I would say red corsairs kind of fill that niche but... not really?
They're pirates
languid meadow
pirates are just ship based mercs if you think about it
gleaming gale
https://x.com/Jackson61689330/status/2038826384601051261?s=20
Maybe that sounds like something the Warmaster should do after Peter Turbo made it possible for them to reach Terra in the first place
storm jungle
https://x.com/Jackson61689330/status/2038826384601051261?s=20
I like how this entire meme is just incorrect 💀
languid meadow
yeah but Perturbunker is peak slander
gleaming gale
I like how this entire meme is just incorrect 💀
The Fists can't meme
languid meadow
a primarch breaking out of the thinking and working with xenos would be awesome but it'll never happen and it would also spread primarch slop to other factions
languid meadow
primarchs are inevitable sadly only thing we can do is make them interesting
gleaming gale
Primarch lorechuds trying to justify any medium just to have a primarch around
languid meadow
fighting against primarchs returning is like an amish dude trying to fight against the power grid
limpid granite
a primarch breaking out of the thinking and working with xenos would be awesome ...
guilliman
languid meadow
the Ynnari/Gman thing was barely a thing it's just been memed to high hell
mossy peak
I like how this entire meme is just incorrect 💀
all i know about the siege of terra comes from the fandom page i wouldnt know
heady rivet
the Ynnari/Gman thing was barely a thing it's just been memed to high hell
I crop her out of all those pictures
mossy peak
i heard there was a dreadnought older than the tau empire there or something
languid meadow
glorious well crafted bait
gleaming gale
heady rivet
gleaming gale
gleaming gale
https://x.com/Liv_Agar/status/2038799971085107316?s=20
heady rivet
ZOG?
vagrant fox
like the albanian guy right
gleaming gale
like the albanian guy right
Zog was said to have regularly smoked 200 cigarettes a day, giving him a possible claim to the title of the world's heaviest smoker in 1929
vagrant fox
confirmed all orks are albanians
gleaming gale
Nah, Imperium is Albania, therefore the good guys
Enforced by the sign of the aquila
mossy peak
zog 
heady rivet
I'm killing myself
spring cairn
it doesn't look bad
gleaming gale
I'm killing myself
When do we get the prop hunt movie
spring cairn
and Kane is genuinely talented
and the original backroom guy or whtvr
that guy knows ball when it comes to cinematography
heady rivet
and the original backroom guy or whtvr
Erm the original Backroom guy is some random 4chan poster
spring cairn
nobody remembers this chud sorry
Kane is the reason that thing blew up
for the best and the worst
gleaming gale
Wait sorry wrong channel
SEIZE HIM
civic gale
"Servitors"
"Go with hammer and thongs"
languid meadow
What the fuck I wasn't told that Attilans were in this book
gleaming gale
There's mordians too later
languid meadow
huh cool
gleaming gale
I'm so happy I got the full eisenhorn stuff
You should get Ravenor too
civic gale
You should get Ravenor too
One thing at a time
Don't wanna overload myself with books and then not read them
gleaming gale
Yeah but GW outside the entry points of big book series don't keep those books around forever lol
Just like how you can't find Gaunt's Ghosts for shit outside the omnibus with the first 3 books
civic gale
I see
Idm honestly
Long as I get the books I actually wanna read
If I finish omnibus maybe 15 hours
heady rivet
Half the warhammer threads on /tg/ are ragebait and the other half the the "lust provoking image" meme
Situation normal
vagrant fox
Do they still post Thulsa Doom demands bitches
heady rivet
I dunno I have just been stalking the specialist games thread all week
vagrant fox
moral cowardice
heady rivet
moral cowardice
I have taken a vow to not ogle women
vagrant fox
Sounds fake
heady rivet
Did you read the blog at all
heady rivet
gleaming gale
storm jungle
https://x.com/AspirantLen/status/2038988292046176732?s=20
"Greater Ultramar"
oh no
😭
rose thorn
Trench crusade
languid meadow
all TT games tbh
spring cairn
any setting ever
daring creek
Current strategy
gleaming gale
neon jacinth
You think theres social mobility in 40k civil society ?
heady rivet
You think theres social mobility in 40k civil society ?
No.
vagrant fox
Very, very little
neon jacinth
So its caste
I feel like theres a lot of things you could consume to influence a drastic change in status tho
arctic talon
You think theres social mobility in 40k civil society ?
Extremely little for normal civilians.
If you’re a scribe/part of the guard/navy ect. There’s a tiny bit of social mobility via promotions
arctic talon
I feel like theres a lot of things you could consume to influence a drastic chan...
Like what? The average imperial citizen gets worked to death in a factory or farm
vagrant fox
You can get lucky and become an inquisitorial goon and maybe promoted from there
Not that it happens to 99.9% of the plebs
neon jacinth
Like what? The average imperial citizen gets worked to death in a factory or far...
Is there no questionable chemicals in the 40k world ?
Im pretty new here just having some thoughts
While making a wiener
vagrant fox
There's a bunch, if you mean drugs and such
arctic talon
Oh
Infractionists
Yeah that’s not true social mobility up the imperial hierarchy
But yes
gleaming gale
Is there no questionable chemicals in the 40k world ?
You literally play a class in Darktide abusing them
mossy peak
LMFAO
arctic talon
Crime lords exist
mossy peak
took me a second
neon jacinth
You literally play a class in Darktide abusing them
True true
Cartel life in 40k too appealing
arctic talon
But yes criminal enterprises exist
neon jacinth
Fuck factori3s dawg
vagrant fox
A lot of crime in the imperium, gotta scrape by somehow
vagrant fox
Crimes rates are up, business is booming 🫡
neon jacinth
Full bone'ead need $ now
gleaming gale
neon jacinth
False
I mean I feel that way often about a lot of my interests tbf
Crusader Kings community
vagrant fox
Giraffe skill issue
neon jacinth
It prevents giraffe from being op
fervent geode
God’s balance patch
neon jacinth
Giraffes are already S tier
mossy peak
league of legends
fervent geode
Actually surprisingly we the DG are failures since all the DG people I know are normal
vagrant fox
DG will never escape a bit of my poo for you
gleaming gale
Was literally thinking about this one lol
fervent geode
Was literally thinking about this one lol
Unfortunately I’m a weakling and submit to the citadel Warhammer colour line
gleaming gale
There was also the world eaters guy who painted using his own blood
neon jacinth
I mean
sacred ginkgo
Why
neon jacinth
Role fulfilled
sacred ginkgo
Blood does not make for good paint
neon jacinth
Yea use it as a mix
sacred ginkgo
Decays further over the course of a few days
neon jacinth
I mean if you're into that
gleaming gale
I mean if you're into that
🥀
neon jacinth
All my paint comes from berries
vagrant fox
I exclusively use ochre mixes I spit out of my mouth
gleaming gale
I exclusively use ochre mixes I spit out of my mouth
All the tar in my lungs from smoking is good for nuln oil replacement
neon jacinth
I exclusively use ochre mixes I spit out of my mouth
Exclusive
Ahaha
Bro I have 0 sets but I think ill get into table top too
Got a book in mind , a game and now prob a set
I played an old warhammer mmo that was a good time
raven stone
…what the actual genuine fuck
fervent geode
…what the actual genuine fuck
IRL Nurglite
raven stone
IRL Nurglite
DG truly never going to live it down.
fervent geode
DG truly never going to live it down.
I’m ashamed because of this guy, because I’ll never be able to exceed his power level
heady rivet
There was also the world eaters guy who painted using his own blood
We reached out to an Emperor's Children player for comment and they lawyer'd up 
fervent geode
https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491
That was a man of Nurglite aura🔥
fervent geode
Nurgle is strong and getting stronger
Everything rots
Everyone has their moments of despair
lament shoal
I hope this isn’t real 😭
fervent geode
I hope this isn’t real 😭
I hope so too but you never know
vagrant fox
99% of 4chan greentexts aren't real but this one is
fervent geode
99% of 4chan greentexts aren't real but this one is
His aura revealed it to me as true in a dream🙏
gleaming gale
neon jacinth
True
fervent geode
neon jacinth
daring creek
Nurgles blessings are with us..
raven stone
Looking at the cesspit that is Reddit
“how did the ‘Do not use anything biological on your miniatures’ rule come about? What were people using or doing to them?”
So even if not shit someone somewhere did something biological related.
fervent geode
Looking at the cesspit that is Reddit
“how did the ‘Do not use anything biologi...
There was a guy threatening to piss on models on another wh server I think
raven stone
Wut
raven stone
Wtf
fervent geode
Idk if he was fr but he backed down so
raven stone
How do they even plan on doing that in public
fervent geode
Good ending
fervent geode
How do they even plan on doing that in public
No he was gonna piss on it mid painting
Like the DG poopainter
raven stone
Oh
neon jacinth
Weirdos
fervent geode
Ok like larp off for a second
Please don’t piss or poo on your Death Guard
It’s not lore accurate
It’s not hygienic
You scare me
And probably Mortarion
neon jacinth
Social cohesion is just going down in all sectors.
The rise of narcissistic minds .
gleaming gale
Dawn of Chuds
storm jungle
DEIwn of Woke
neon jacinth
Are any of the darktide home worlds high gravity ?
fervent geode
Chudwoke Jihad in three years
fervent geode
Are any of the darktide home worlds high gravity ?
I want to say Mornax but I’m wrong
fervent geode
Chudwoke Jihad in three years
The Lisan al Goon will unite our people
gleaming gale
Chudwoke Jihad in three years
Liswoke al-Chudib
vagrant fox
None of the planets are described as high-gravity
neon jacinth
Rocyria ?
fervent geode
Liswoke al-Chudib
Green goon
neon jacinth
Its not a hive or industrial planet so it makes me wonder
gleaming gale
Everyone shut up we finally got his official reveal
Hours too late
fervent geode
I don’t think Rocyria is, the average Agri World (assuming Najan standard) is very “normal” standard atmosphere
solid horizon
I have new guys for peter turbo
fervent geode
Everyone shut up we finally got his official reveal
Bro it’s been years wake up from the 2nd dream
fervent geode
I have new guys for peter turbo
Peak Automata
solid horizon
it's the autocannon guy from my havocs
which are obviously thallaxii with a son of horus head
big android go brr
neon jacinth
Put them on a white piece of paper n take photos
mossy peak
perturabo when the imperium deploys a small blue robot
mossy peak
Did you read the blog at all
ok im curious wheres the blog
heady rivet
ok im curious wheres the blog
heady rivet
Welp
mossy peak
guh
mossy peak
did the bot flag the link 😭
heady rivet
@storm jungle post the blog, janny
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> post the blog, janny
clean up and do your own posts, cumstain
rocky gale
heady rivet
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/krrfctul/perturabos-grand-pla...
Hurtful
Fucked up
rocky gale
What'd I do?
storm jungle
I think hes just sexist
limpid granite
storm jungle
LMAO
limpid granite
hey guys did you see the new perturabo art yet?
fervent geode
He made himself Questoris size because he’s overcompensating
rose thorn
storm jungle
LEON KENNEDY MENTIONED
mossy peak
fervent geode
Thank you Jon Freeman Kenedy
vagrant fox
rocky gale
Leon F Kennedy is the goat
jade holly
So Perturabo is performing the largest, slowest encircling maneuver ever seen?
heady rivet
I am gonna kill myself
The bot has trolled me
Today I shall end it all
Necromunda Good
mossy peak
so did he just like not physically change at all when he became a daemon prince
mossy peak
or is that big ass suit like physically part of him now
jade holly
so did he just like not physically change at all when he became a daemon prince
He’s a giant monstrosity of metal now
I’m pretty sure he and the Logos are one now too
mossy peak
the iron warriors still use the goofy looking hazard stripes?
storm jungle
nah they dont
mossy peak
theyre osha compliant ❤️
storm jungle
they removed them
heady rivet
storm jungle
vagrant fox
no more hazard stripes
jade holly
I wish they had different chaos terminator helms
solid horizon
to be fair perty is average sized for a daemon primarch
jade holly
The tusks just don’t do it for me in the IW aesthetic
mossy peak
I wish they had different chaos terminator helms
oof yea that sticks out now that you mention it
vagrant fox
wrong take, take his eyes
rocky gale
Na they right, GW should have clipped the tusks off the Iron Warrior terms
heady rivet
wrong take, take his eyes
On it boss
jade holly
Though I do like that Chaos terminators are more beastial than man
mossy peak
what are the chances we get any new world eaters content anytime soon
vagrant fox
take iarmoths eyes too
storm jungle
lmao
mossy peak
are they even a coherent faction atp in the lore
jade holly
what are the chances we get any new world eaters content anytime soon
I bet Word Bearers would be next
storm jungle
they are like a black friday horde
heady rivet
take iarmoths eyes too
On it boss
rocky gale
what are the chances we get any new world eaters content anytime soon
3 more Cultist units on the way
vagrant fox
World Eaters don't get shit they should be the next refresh
jade holly
I can’t get over how fucking cool he looks
solid horizon
The tusks just don’t do it for me in the IW aesthetic
have you forgotten about the beastlike appearance of some IW stuff ?
rocky gale
Can't give World Eaters anything, GW's too busy planning the 4th Votann release wave
vagrant fox
ok no takers my bad
solid horizon
the maulerfiend has always been marketed as an IW machine
jade holly
have you forgotten about the beastlike appearance of some IW stuff ?
In that specific shot of the models the tusks just stand out to me
solid horizon
friggin dog with tentacles
vagrant fox
Can't give World Eaters anything, GW's too busy planning the 4th Votann release ...
the who-tann
jade holly
Besides when I think beastial with the IW I think more maws and tendrils not tusks
mossy peak
will mechagrokurabo get a model
limpid granite
to be fair perty is average sized for a daemon primarch
oh nah fulgrim this is a prime hastarii we're up against i better keep my ass in the eye of terror or im finished!
jade holly
will mechagrokurabo get a model
No doubt but idk when
jade holly
oh nah fulgrim this is a prime hastarii we're up against i better keep my ass in...
Perturabo if Rogal Dorn returned:
Dorn returned? I better keep my ass on mendregard or I’m finished
gleaming gale
Perturabo if Rogal Dorn returned:
Dorn returned? I better keep my ass on mendre...
Bait
solid horizon
oh nah fulgrim this is a prime hastarii we're up against i better keep my ass in...
who will win, two very mid primarchs, or the nefarious hastarii exterminator with an eradication ray ?
rocky gale
Perturabo if Rogal Dorn returned:
Dorn returned? I better keep my ass on mendre...
"Oh no Dorn's back, he might lose to me again"
gleaming gale
Dorn was moronic enough to get killed if Papa Smurf didn't bail him out
solid horizon
will mechagrokurabo get a model
get HH peter turbo model, stick old defiler legs on his back
boom
peter turbo daemon primarch mini
jade holly
Dorn when he sees a giant tower knowing damn well Perturabo wants him to chase:
this is obviously a ploy meant to play on my pride and it’s working, SEND THE TROOPS
heady rivet
Dorn when he sees a giant tower knowing damn well Perturabo wants him to chase:
...
Putting your face in the bear trap is exactly the thing they wouldnt expect
solid horizon
rogal dorn will send many rogal dorns against his bro
all that for peter turbo to get clowned once again I bet
gleaming gale
Only if John French writes it
rocky gale
Putting your face in the bear trap is exactly the thing they wouldnt expect
No you don't understand, putting hiw own face in the bear trap was part of the plan. He totally meant to do that, it's part of the plan guys, he's such a tactical genius.
mossy peak
the perturabo arc is just a setup for angrons return
solid horizon
john french, the british WW1 general ?
gleaming gale
The other John French, the fists guzzler
GW bring back Ian Watson to write the piss marines 🙏
winter pine
iron warrior bros are we back???
limpid granite
Dorn when he sees a giant tower knowing damn well Perturabo wants him to chase:
...
dorn putting a single guardsman infront of the cadian gate when perturabo shows up
rocky gale
Imp Fist fans don't even try to defend the Iron Cage anymore, they just look at you like this.
limpid granite
mossy peak
they are like a black friday horde
damn that sucks i need more world eaters content (i havent touched a single book)
storm jungle
damn that sucks i need more world eaters content (i havent touched a single book...
GETOU-
heady rivet
SOVL
spring cairn
On it boss
WORLD OF HORROR MENTION RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
heady rivet
WORLD OF HORROR MENTION RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
wet valley
So, space marines are heavy, right? Especially with all that armor?
storm jungle
Yes
wet valley
How powerful are the jump packs?
celest dome
Quite powerful as it enable them to jump quite far
mossy peak
fat
storm jungle
Quite powerful as it enable them to jump quite far
^
if you want specific answers beyond that we got nothing