40k-lore-chat

[celest cedar]

white man military cut action hero look

[surreal nest]

go on tell us your first

[heady rivet]

Load-bearing "that"

I've seen this guy get shot on police bodycam footage 4 times and every time the toxicology report came back for fatal amounts of meth

[surreal nest]

i gotta rip these farts before i go to the movies or else i will go to prison for stank

[rancid cove]

just dont post a blood angel when im around

[crystal forum]

i never got the air fryer collar

[surreal nest]

its to help headaches

[crystal forum]

imagine we had blinking lights on our clothes

you have to recharge your shirt

[rancid cove]

ai slop

[lament shoal]

Its not its literally an in game photo

Dummy

[surreal nest]

why imagine?

[lament shoal]

It was taken and edited by another user

[rancid cove]

oh his mouth is gonna be dirty with something else

[surreal nest]

@arctic talon drop the stats

[rancid cove]

literally me

[arctic talon]

one moment lol

[storm jungle]

Fuckboy

[rancid cove]

im down bad for that nazi twink known as sanguinius

[crystal forum]

angelic twink

[heady rivet]

Co-signed

[crystal forum]

more of a twunk really

[surreal nest]

blonde white people with parted down the middle hair actually piss me off

[crystal forum]

fulgrim is the twink

[arctic talon]

I like the Silent

[surreal nest]

fuck you im pretending this doesnt exist

[heady rivet]

y

[arctic talon]

I was a hardcore A20 grinder in 1 LOL

Silent being so broken

lets me go hog wild

[surreal nest]

im from California

[surreal nest]

they r all the same

[rancid cove]

i know he deserved it yet i yearn for him

[surreal nest]

i win like every game in 1 but i suck in 2

my excuse is 99% of my favorite cards are gone

[celest cedar]

dont tell the og poster

but I hate this sticker so much

[surreal nest]

favorite playstyle was strength stacking ironclad

[celest cedar]

I HATE IT

[heady rivet]

Is this better

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-deadlock-drifter-drifter-pic-mix-drifter-picmix-drifter-blingee-gif-6259710460300227241

[rancid cove]

why

[celest cedar]

the op ruined it for me with how much they spam it

[rancid cove]

sounds like skill issue tbh

[surreal nest]

will project hail mary make me smile or is it white millenial slop

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-096-auto-cave-lemon-lemonade-gif-13388475564052047958

[heady rivet]

Well the important part of a bit is its only not funny when you dont find it funny and the more peopl hate it the funnier it gets

[opaque coyote]

Why do I hear screaming

[rancid cove]

4.... fucking... pixels...

we're fucking dead

are you happy now

[celest cedar]

good

we're all disappearing today

[heady rivet]

This dont work on me. My eyes are blue (lack a human soul) so it only drives it away from me

[celest cedar]

I want to delete it

[opaque coyote]

Honestly 096 was like one of the first SCPs that I actually read about

Legitimately creeped me tf out

Now it's just

Eh

Still like how it's a skinny guy rather than like

A muscular dude

Y'know?

[heady rivet]

My first SCP was the guy that sucks you

[rancid cove]

106

my first ever scp was 049

my favorite till this day

[crystal forum]

man i was in primary school when my friend scared me with scp stories

shit is so old

[heady rivet]

What a sex pervert

[crystal forum]

something around 2010

[opaque coyote]

Same

[crystal forum]

red sea object is still my favorite

[opaque coyote]

To this day, Containment Breach kinda still scares me a little

They nailed the atmosphere that's for sure

[crystal forum]

too bad it got abandoned

[opaque coyote]

Despite the game basically being made of out fucking duct tape

[crystal forum]

i have yet to find another SCP game that doesnt devolve to slop

[celest cedar]

interested in watching it

[opaque coyote]

Or just gets cancelled

[surreal nest]

i will tell you my thoughts\

[opaque coyote]

The Unity remake moment

[crystal forum]

ambitious projects be like yeah

[surreal nest]

irk?

[crystal forum]

the ikea game was ok i guess lol

[surreal nest]

ikr?

[heady rivet]

SCP is slop but its good slop because they run that site like the navy so you dont end up with "Backrooms levels 7 where Chuck E. Cheese drinks almond water"

[surreal nest]

ambitious projects really be like yeah

[crystal forum]

i own your testicles

[surreal nest]

i dont pay taxes you dont own shit

[opaque coyote]

SCP has some impressive things.

Hell I like some of the newer stuff asw

Like The Church of the Broken God has a denomination that's more internet based

[crystal forum]

i always wanted to write an scp but man am i lazy

i still have all the notes

[opaque coyote]

In general I do like it cause the quality still varies. But it never dips bad enough to the point where you don't want to read it anymore

Also cause the tone can basically be varied

[crystal forum]

the fact that they're at like series 10k is wild

shit goes so fast

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/b8WabxP7sOk currently my fav scp stuff rn

the foundation caused the 2004 tsunami bro 💀

[storm jungle]

believable as far as most thing sgo

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-listen

[rancid cove]

im happy they finally removing dr bright from existence

pedophile self insert

[crystal forum]

what

[opaque coyote]

Dr. Bright IRL groomed minors

That's about it

Anyways.

I think my favorite SCP is a simple but kinda stupid one.

[crystal forum]

that character was annoying anyways

[opaque coyote]

I forgot the number but it's literally like

[rancid cove]

he also implied having sex with an SCP that was literally a child

[opaque coyote]

An Otamatone becoming your roommate

That's basically the premise

It's simple and yet it's kinda adorable

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3338

Otamatone

https://tenor.com/view/otamatone-average-fan-average-enjoyer-therealsullyg-memes-gif-21135677

[storm jungle]

Stop doing lines in lorechat!

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/n0FEo2WSLBM?si=bkgSNeN6-fWwuHXk

"DEFF? YA LOOK MORE LIKE A HUMIE WHO NEEDS SOME FEEDING, METAL BOY!"

Also fun fact

The VA of Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter is voiced by Brian Drummond.

Who also voices most of the T'au...

And Vegeta in the Ocean Dub

[opaque coyote]

Also all the other Orks are voiced by Brian Dobson

...

Why are all of the Orks in DoW1 voiced by somebody with Brian as their first name

"BRIAN! DA BRIAN'Z ARE REBELLIN!"

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1487518399352275050/0_in_math.mp4?ex=69cac077&is=69c96ef7&hm=0feb88d5f3531b1d5698002ccde8db7be05c9b257133ffe39d190ed0d094380d&

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact btw

When some scientists in the Caribbeans needed to do a study of ocean pollution. They tested the local wildlife and what chemicals they had in their blood.

Including blood testing 28 sharks.

Some of them had cocaine in their bloodstream.

Along with painkillers

And of course Caffeine

So now we potentially got sharks that are high on cocaine and painkillers

Of course the reason why sharks often have cocaine in their blood stream is due to the Cartel getting rid of it to avoid their planes getting caught in customs search

So we have heavily caffeinated, coked up sharks that are also on painkillers

Swimming around the ocean

Have fun thinking about that

[spare osprey]

I will have fun.
The ocean will never reach me as it is bitch-made.

[celest cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q5VEg8Fk-Fo?si=MQlL69kLhu2N1vu8 its peak

[sacred ginkgo]

Droping this here for linking to hell (general)

[jade holly]

COCAINE SHARK LETS GOOOO

SEQUEL TO COCAINE BEAR

[celest dome]

Then a 3rd sequel which is Cocaine: Bear vs Shark

[gleaming gale]

Redditors on suicide watch

[raven stone]

@opaque coyote I caught up with the Nod Krai segments of Genshin recently.
…
The Abyss is just the Warp, isn’t it :p

[opaque coyote]

I mean it's also affected by emotions

So yeah

I would equate it more to the dark side of the force tbh

[raven stone]

Actually it’s a weird mix of both, in a sense, now that you mention that

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[raven stone]

It’s both a corrupting force by itself, but the user also has to have a very…particular…set of worldview

[opaque coyote]

It's worth noting that

A) For people native to Teyvat, it is basically poison for most

However for those that are willing. They can harness it.

But it changes their form.

The abyss heralds, the mages, etc. It is a willing change.

Their forms adapt to it.

B) Every outlander that exists has some special form of resistance to the Abyss

The Traveler can handle much more

Same goes for Skirk who is also exceptional.

The abyss is alien.

Either you're forced to become something else

Or you are something else

[opaque coyote]

It is also worth noting that Teyvat is built off of the Light Realm

That might be why Outlanders are generally more resistant to it

They come from outside. Where the abyss resides.

Corruption? Adaptation?

Maybe the two are the same.

[velvet kiln]

been playing rogue trader big fan of the admech just having autistic guys who they use for data analysis, iv had tech-brother abel for 5 minutes but if anything happens to him im blowing up the voidahip

[opaque coyote]

Also

https://youtube.com/shorts/WVAlNAm1x3I?si=CgDOZk20FNAY3nHE

[raven stone]

Lumine Traveler
Automatic peak, super based, 10/10, absolute cinema

[daring creek]

Why does worshipping chaos gods make chaos stronger

[fervent geode]

You give your soul and deeds to them

[exotic finch]

because worshipping is basically a kind of ritual which gives psychic potential of the worshippers psychic potential to the worshipped entity. With Chaos its also the practise of reproducing the misery it is made of.

[celest dome]

Cause the Warp is "spiritual" even before the Chaos Gods invaded

[fervent geode]

The actions of living mortals with souls affect it, now trillions of souls pledging themselves to the Gods?

[limpid granite]

Trillions of people worshipping the emperor also empowers him in the immaterieum

[timid pasture]

Because of emotions

[rancid cove]

Do orks books describe how a squig tastes like

[misty vector]

Not in the couple ive read despite having squigs

[rancid cove]

Hm

Disappointing

[misty vector]

Though i imagine them being like meatballs

Theres rare squigs that are a delicacy

[rancid cove]

Yummy

[solid horizon]

I imagine they taste like chicken

[misty vector]

Prob accurate

[raven stone]

Come to think of it
Does IoM prohibit eating Squigs

I mean, in a setting where every planet (assuming not Hive World) probably has its own native edible fauna

There will be some domesticised Xenos fauna that is safe for human consumption

Wondering if, paradoxically, Squig could fall in that category

[midnight dragon]

Do people still play battlesector

[celest dome]

Yes, but they still do it (Squids are still Orkoid lifeforms

[raven stone]

I mean TBF Guard doing it out of desperation/Marines eating to absorb intel/illegal food ingredient is thematically very different from it being a legal livestock 😅

Thanks for the lore bite of the day

[midnight dragon]

Why does the sister of battle armor have boobs

[misty vector]

bc the game used to be primarily marketed to men

[midnight dragon]

Actually no that was a stupid question, they have tit armor for the same reason the eldar have pointy hats, the same reason ppl put skeletons on their shields

The same reason ppl are using horses in a futuristic setting

[solid horizon]

space marines have package armor

[rancid cove]

Boob plate is smexy

[rancid cove]

The dark gods know if I were to face a blood angel in combat I'd use my face to scratch away at their package plate down to the black carapace

[solid horizon]

die infidel

[midnight dragon]

Why are imperium grenades so fucking powerful in 40k

[rancid cove]

All investments are in military equipment

[fervent geode]

Because they make powerful grenades

[rancid cove]

We believe grenade is powerful therefore it is

[fervent geode]

Crazy science was used

[midnight dragon]

A single imperium grenade can kill multiple chaos space marines, injure a couple more beyond it, obliterate any chaf near it, then leave every enemy even near it with permanent trauma and awe on how a guardsmen literal canon fodder has access to this

[vagrant fox]

Fyceline just does that

[solid horizon]

and they probably didn't even come up with the grenade

[rancid cove]

Yeah sounds like it alright

Anyways its pure plot

The use of the grenade is according to the author at hand

[vagrant fox]

Humans figured out how to shoot black holes at things, things have regressed a little technologically but wackass explosives is simple enough

[rancid cove]

So if it does that or barely breaks away at ceramite from a csm

Is purely plot

[solid horizon]

1-6 mortal wounds is no joke

[rancid cove]

Humans are good at 3 things

Domesticating anything
Fucking anything
Making explosives

[solid horizon]

1 killing each other

2 killing each other

3 killing each other

[fervent geode]

Wait which grenade variant was this

[solid horizon]

unspecified grenade I think

[neon nimbus]

"Frag Grenade" doesn't stand for "Fragmentation Grenade", it's actually named after the techpriest explorator who discovered the STC for its production, Granadius Frag

[solid horizon]

on tabletop game, frag and krak have opposite stats

krak has one attack but 1D6 damage

frag has 1D6 attack but one damage

it doesnt necessarly refer to hand grenades

any type of explosive IIRC

[midnight dragon]

Frags and kraks (misspelled frag as the homophobic word then got content blocked lmfao)

[fervent geode]

lol

[rancid cove]

John Primis Granadius Frag the First

[solid horizon]

krakmentation

[fervent geode]

Kraks is good in Kill Team, better than Frags

[rancid cove]

Kraks are actually cracked (no pun intended)

[valid needle]

Guardsmen are cannon fodder to the imperium but they aren’t cannon fodder in the traditional sense that cannon fodder are weak.

[fervent geode]

They are pretty normal in 40k iirc? Not that crazy for them

[solid horizon]

krak is best with Dark Pacts because you have potentially crank one more with sustained hits

[fervent geode]

Phosphex is where it’s at

[solid horizon]

by vashtorr, I summon a second krak grenade

[gleaming gale]

Mortis trial boon where it splits into 10 more

[valid needle]

Lasguns can kill marines like bolters can kill unarmoured Primarchs

[gleaming gale]

100 will eventually hit an eye lens

[solid horizon]

imagine CSM in mortis trial

20 grenades in one

abaddon's strongest champion

[midnight dragon]

Thr main way to kill marine is with plasma guns, kraks, and heavy bolters

[gleaming gale]

Melta guns

[rose thorn]

The fuck is a mortis trial

[midnight dragon]

That to

[solid horizon]

melee as well

if you charge first

[fervent geode]

Life Eater Virus

[solid horizon]

else youre cooked

[valid needle]

Frfr. If guardsmen weren’t OP the imperium wouldn’t still be standing since marines are still too low in number and are still relatively rare to see.

[midnight dragon]

You as a normal human want to charge a space marine?

[solid horizon]

yes

trust me it works

(I was the chaos space marine)

[fervent geode]

Sometimes you get lucky

[rose thorn]

Oh dark tide

Whoops

[gleaming gale]

The lasgun killed everything in the galaxy, the issue is that the Imperium is left with those that it couldn't kill

[midnight dragon]

Mf thinks he's movin like yarrick

[solid horizon]

ogryns and guardsmen charging a daemon engine in packs is no joke

[fervent geode]

Many will die, but the engine could very well be fucked

[valid needle]

The traitor Calibanite Jaegers just revved up their defence cannons to shoot down the lions fleet but those also work

[solid horizon]

it happened to me

[fervent geode]

On TT? Damn

[solid horizon]

😔

I have a pic of it

1/2 of the decimators revived but it was not in engagement range therefore could be charged

[gleaming gale]

The humble krak to the face tactic

[fervent geode]

Ts like all the times our Daemon Primarch got blasted to death by Leman Russ Tanks

[midnight dragon]

"EAT THIS!" ahh scene

[solid horizon]

oh yeah there was leman russ tanks on the other side

and a fucking baneblade fireblocking all the map's middle

[midnight dragon]

How??

[fervent geode]

So over

[midnight dragon]

Elaborate

[fervent geode]

Guard when tanks

[solid horizon]

what is there to elaborate ??? all of my infantry got wiped turn one by a baneblade, nurgle artillery and bloat drones

[valid needle]

Guards when jump pack and cocaine

[gleaming gale]

Common Baneblade W

[solid horizon]

I had no other options but to run on the side of the map because the baneblade was on the middle

[fervent geode]

Baneblade blocking the midsection

[solid horizon]

and on the side obviously there was kasrkins, ogryn and leman russ tanks

[midnight dragon]

"TAKEEE THIIS!!!"

[solid horizon]

many died to get there

the eldar demon thing I forgot the name of

[gleaming gale]

Elysian Drop Chads

[neon nimbus]

Tabletop wise, how many leman russ tanks would it take to kill leman russ the guy?
The only answers i've seen are "ten quintillion because hur dur you cant kill primurch", but it's probably like four
I've watched game reports but can't afford lil resin soldiers of my own

[solid horizon]

you guys underestimate the power of imperial guard

[gleaming gale]

Avatar of Khaine, aka the setting's punching bag?

[solid horizon]

their tank guns are abominable

[solid horizon]

no

yncarne

[valid needle]

When Chad Yarrick speaks, The Emperor listens🤫

[fervent geode]

Iron Hand energy

[gleaming gale]

Soldiers of Armageddon, make ready 🗣️

[solid horizon]

our enemies had waaaay more vehicle than us

[midnight dragon]

But still at best cold war level by design and are early ww2 level on average?

[valid needle]

The black rage shuts up when Commissar Chad Yarrick speaks

[fervent geode]

Looks can deceive

[gleaming gale]

Guardsmen execute themselves out of shame to not waste Yarrick's time

[fervent geode]

These fuckers blast shit right off the table

[solid horizon]

our vehicles : 2 decimators, a forgefiend, a dunecrawler, a fire prism and a couple bikes

their vehicles : 3 leman russ tanks, a baneblade, 2 bloat drones, a plagueburster crawler (and im counting a great unclean one in)

[solid horizon]

72 fucking inches

[fervent geode]

Guard and Guard

[solid horizon]

my unit that could fire furthest were havocs

keeping them in reserve was probably my best decision

[gleaming gale]

Remember when the Deathstrike had unlimited range and some fucker in the UK phoned a store in the US to blast the chaos table there

[solid horizon]

but then this is what happened to my havocs

eventually we had to surrender turn 4

I have like

only 4 survivors

[fervent geode]

RIP ye olde Beast of Nurgle

[solid horizon]

and one vehicle (vultarax proxied as forgefiend)

I had to drug the hell out my tech priest in order for him to survive the baneblade

else I was losing rad zone in my deployment zone

[solid horizon]

there was a beast of nurgle but it did nothing during the game

it was chilling in a building right next to typhus (who died and that was our greatest achievement)

[gleaming gale]

Lore accurate

[fervent geode]

Oh lmao

[fervent geode]

Somehow I thought you killed it

Never mind then

But RIP Typhon lmao

[solid horizon]

I killed a plague toad with a havoc grenade and some radiation

my warlord nearly died to plague ogryns but it was a roll error so the damage was retconned

idk if im taking this army again next time or if Im using necrons

if everything goes well, a defiler, a forgefiend and a helbrute are added to my daemon engine list

doom crab lives

[fervent geode]

Make them fight T’au next time lol

[solid horizon]

they will probably fight aeldari harlequins and jesters

either that or emperor's children (ew)

[raven stone]

I call this martial arts move the "grenade to face"

[rancid cove]

"I call this tactical suicide"

csm respawns in the warp because he was an aspiring champion

[wary fulcrum]

Maddox?

[rancid cove]

How heavily protected was the eye of terror?

[raven stone]

Yes.

[rancid cove]

If a chaos warband was seeking refuge there or maybe just pilgrimage to the Eye of Terror what were the odds for them to bypass Imperial security around it?

[wary fulcrum]

Authors discretion

[rancid cove]

Great that means I can make my warband blast their way in

[raven stone]

Author’s discretion, so long as you acknowledge it took a fuck tonne of trickery - or casualties if detected - to get there.

[rancid cove]

Oh that casualties and trickery part I figured as much

[wary fulcrum]

Or a suspiciously small amount of either

Like, worryingly small

[rancid cove]

"The warband managed to travel down the Eye of Terror despite their casualties — confirmed dead: two (2) cultists whom died of malnutrition"

[raven stone]

Also also, depending on what you need, recruiting within Eye of Terror is also a thing

There are worlds within the warp that probably have been swallowed by the eye since Age of Strife which also had humans on it

On the one hand, they may hate Imperium less because they were never contactable, but on the other hand…a large source of recruits for buffing a warband that arrived there small.

[rancid cove]

I'm still coming up with some stuff but this is just one of the many times the warband has traveled down to the Eye of Terror

[raven stone]

Fair, just opening up possibilities

Your warband doesn’t need to own the world either - they can just snatch recruits if need be.

And there are a lot of informal/off the grid/warp-science methods for turning a human into a CSM

[wary fulcrum]

The routes of the warp are often liable to split or merge or shift, without rhythm or Rhyson

[rancid cove]

Yeah I figured, this is one of the times they went there to recruitments and favors when they were small and also were under a different name and leadership
Purely backstory for them

[rancid cove]

Also this is purely plot but I just wondered how fucked would it be to go down the Eye of Terror pre-13th black crusade

[heady rivet]

Kumail Nanjiani

Its ten minutes until this class starts that has a famously low attendance rate (3-4 people) and I am TERRIFIED its literally just gonna be me and the professor

[rocky gale]

Sounds intimate

[heady rivet]

Nobody else is here

Please god

2 people spawn

At least

[cinder pivot]

what class topic is this?

[rocky gale]

I hope it's a pottery class

[cinder pivot]

underwater basket weaving more like

[heady rivet]

Some gen ed IT class lole

Its a category filler in every sense of the word

[cinder pivot]

most students replaced by AI

[rancid cove]

Elon Musk core

[heady rivet]

Oh he's such an old AI chud. He's all hopeful and thinks its going places. One of the assignments at the end of this semester is AI generating music

[heady rivet]

I dont even think he has the decency to take steroids and pretend workout

ONE person showed up thank god

Holy shit I actually breathed a sigh of relief

[rose thorn]

Bruh

This is your Nob?

This is your goat?

[rancid cove]

He actually took steroids but didnt work out at all
Thats why he has that stupid fucking build

[heady rivet]

I sent you that picture in confidence

[rancid cove]

Hes shaped like a tesla

[heady rivet]

Oh the Ork

Nvm

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

I love everything but the torso

[heady rivet]

Rectangle

[heady rivet]

Honestly it should be more wife-beater and should have a huge grease stain

And he has a slice

[storm jungle]

hes very dripless

[vagrant fox]

every single definition of chud is appropriate for this thing

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rose thorn]

Had to look up what the old nobz looked like

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/m9ustghh/new40k-boss-nob-revealed/

[rose thorn]

Name your nob

[rocky gale]

Nob pics in lorechat, what is the world coming to

[brave owl]

Rucksack Gobgouger

[heady rivet]

The H in CHUD stands for humanoid

[heady rivet]

Chungus Mansucker

[rose thorn]

I kinda wish the new nob had more bullshit? Unless I have the lore wrong aren’t nobs like 2 steps up from boys

[fervent geode]

Dead Imp and Bangle

I’m pleased

[rose thorn]

Oh nvm it’s a boss nob of a Boyz unit

Okay

That makes much more sense

[rancid cove]

What did he do

[storm jungle]

another AOS w

[rose thorn]

yeah lmao

[storm jungle]

cant keep it up

[rose thorn]

i think 40k deosi ts best when it breaks sterotypical fantays stuff

[celest dome]

I'll be honest, both would be hella scary

[rose thorn]

like Votaan, CWs, Knights, GSC

[rancid cove]

"A full armored man or a hooligan"

I think i rathr take the armored man i have more chances of winning than a hooligan

[flat nimbus]

A Full-Armored Hooligan, no less

[rancid cove]

It means he needs the protection to live

Unarmored means he doesnt need it

[rose thorn]

or hes a broke boy

[storm jungle]

Considering the shit they witness in AOS he does lol

[heady rivet]

The boy has more to lose

[storm jungle]

the cope of 40k'ers is crazy

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

their gas supply must be in critical demand

sad to see

[rose thorn]

hopefully i like the more elite orks in the new box more

[rancid cove]

I'm trying to make a joke on british people not lore jokes here Dilara

[storm jungle]

Yeah and it fell flat, get out of my office

🫡

[rose thorn]

now heres soeone who doenst need armor

[rancid cove]

BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!

[storm jungle]

🫵

[storm jungle]

Shirtless orks is definitely uh interesting

[flat nimbus]

nah, me n da boyz just krump da smallest anytime we needz more spore

[rose thorn]

PURE, UNFETTED, PROTIEN

[storm jungle]

❌

[heady rivet]

Dont make it weird you freak

[rose thorn]

in ironjawz these guys are considered obseenly mentally ill so it makes sense

[storm jungle]

gotta mirror it from Arch Freaks like you

[rose thorn]

then tehse guys are even more weirdos

[heady rivet]

I am perfectly normal

[storm jungle]

👎

[rancid cove]

If someone managed to learn orks use their teeth as money and gathered enough ork teeths from killing a bunch of them
You reckon the orks would actually trade with them if they use the teeth or just shoot them for the teeth they have

[storm jungle]

No lol

i dont think people understand how racist orks are

lmao

they'd just shoot you in the face, take them and pretend they found it all

[heady rivet]

Orks and non-Orks generally pay in terms of "I can show you funner violence than you get with me" and then hope the Ork doesnt get bored and decide to have fun fighting NOW

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sevenemiliaa-youngboy-1

[rancid cove]

I kinda now how they racist they are i just wondered if it could be possible
Like if the ork went "oh you know about that? Well... ill give you a chance"

[storm jungle]

Nope.

Orks are supremacists through-and-through

[rancid cove]

I remember a tau ambassador trying to negotiate with orks like that and they also just killed him

[storm jungle]

they'll just kill you because "lol"

[heady rivet]

Green da best!

[storm jungle]

🥗

[rancid cove]

What if we paint an ogryn green and send it to deal with some orks

[storm jungle]

They arent that stupid

also greenface? Really?

[heady rivet]

Also Orks can sense it aint "Orky"

Same reason they rarely have Genestealer problems

[storm jungle]

Yeah they just notice and kill it lmao

orks also dont fuck so

[heady rivet]

Sometimes they dont notice and kill em anyway!

Such is life

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-brandon-black-face-rotoscoped-gif-24481958

[storm jungle]

Speak for yourself instigator

[rancid cove]

Fungi superiority ig

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anti-racist-fallen-hero

[heady rivet]

I hope the last 2 episodes of Smiling Friends sucks it'd be funne

[storm jungle]

Same. Hate that show

[rancid cove]

Dilara when a TV show isn't The Sopranos

[heady rivet]

Show itself is fine but seeing newground animator 2010s humor going mainstream feels like watching my home transmorgify into a South African road

[storm jungle]

Its more that when I turn on discord and see you in MY OFFICE

[heady rivet]

And brother we swerving to hit those potholes!

[heady rivet]

AKA her bed

[storm jungle]

I feel like it veers too much into Rick and Mortyism

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1343865645133070346/glup.gif

[storm jungle]

If only i had a laptop

[storm jungle]

you're expelled btw

[heady rivet]

Show no, fandom ye

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Your setup

[storm jungle]

Man i wish

its just some old ass desk

[heady rivet]

My old desk used to be real wood it made gaming feel like I was writing a horror novel in the 1930s

[rancid cove]

Is this a good read? Mom is giving me money to buy a book but I'm not sure which one to buy

[storm jungle]

Yeah it is

the author is also in the server

lmao

shes one of the mods

[queen laurel]

Let me guess you wish you had the minions from overlord doing your job for you

[rancid cove]

Thats actually so cool

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Slowly closing my file explorer with my legal PDF

[valid needle]

Heresy skibidi heresy Caliban was an inside job idk I don’t feel like larping rn

[heady rivet]

Aha yeah b-buy it

[storm jungle]

She saw people talking about it once and we got caught red handed

[rancid cove]

Im between this one and devastation of baal

[storm jungle]

get em both

Devastation of Baalsack is not bad either

[rancid cove]

I might tbh

[arctic talon]

Good book, better then the brooks one for a Huron book

lol

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-newman-newman-seinfeld-sweating-hot-gif-16816169

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Devastation of Baal is good

[storm jungle]

stop beig homophobic smh

[arctic talon]

No

[rancid cove]

I wanna learn more bout blangels and i figured it would be a good choice for it, any other ba books recommendations?

[arctic talon]

If Brooks deserves shit for a book it’s his Huron one

[storm jungle]

it doesnt teach you anything about blood angels

its just an entire siege novel

[arctic talon]

^

[valid needle]

More brooks hate NOW

[storm jungle]

if you want to know more BA you gotta read Dante

[arctic talon]

Devastation of Baal is just BA dying

Mostly

Dante is a dissection of Dante + BA lore

[storm jungle]

*vored

[rocky gale]

Figured out what's wrong with the Boss Nob, his chainsword

[valid needle]

wait brooks wrote son of the Forrest. Nvm NEVER say anything bad about my king brooks AGAIN

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Do people not like the boss nob

I like them

[storm jungle]

its the torso

hes very dripless

[queen laurel]

he truly is chinese

[arctic talon]

Good point

He’s kind of just

Got a tank top

lol

[rocky gale]

Give him a klaw and he's fine

I just don't like this

It doesn't feel Orky, it feels like a chainsword that's trying to be orky

[queen laurel]

ok this guy is definitely like low level and pathetic because a good nob has a power claw

[storm jungle]

those chainswords have been with orks for like 20 years

[rancid cove]

Thought it could have some ba marine banter and maybe some conversation to give insights in how they act still

[rocky gale]

I know, but this one

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

Probably

[arctic talon]

It does but eh

[arctic talon]

This one lines up with most Ork looted chainswords I’m ngl

[rocky gale]

Na it's off

Ruins the vibe

[heady rivet]

Yeah looks looted

[rocky gale]

Vibes ruined

[storm jungle]

Vibes achieved

[vagrant fox]

They hate to see a greenchad winning

[storm jungle]

chop these guys up

[rocky gale]

Just graft a klaw on him

[rancid cove]

I'll also look into more books with Iron Warriors on it I wanna learn more about them and Perty

[queen laurel]

This is not a $40,000 tournament drama for a hero shooter chill out

i think it looks fine honestly it looks scrappy enough

[rose thorn]

gw please reveal an aos mini today to pretty please :3maybe new gargant mob

[rancid cove]

Thoughts on this one as well? It's free rn but wanna know if its a good read or a time waster

[storm jungle]

Mid/Meh

most primarch books suck balls

[rancid cove]

Ah

[storm jungle]

theres like 4 good ones out of 18 lol

[rose thorn]

lmao

[rancid cove]

Damn unfortunate

[storm jungle]

if you like Sangussy you'll probably lik eit

just be prepared for it to mostly not focus on Sanguinius lmao

[heady rivet]

Necromunda mini upon ye

[rancid cove]

make a book for the primarch
dont make the primarch the main attraction of the book
Interesting choice truly

[rose thorn]

necromunda hasnt gotten a reveal in a while

[storm jungle]

they do this a lot unfortunately

[fervent geode]

Mortarion book is ok

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[rancid cove]

I might still give it a look tbh ive endured worst reads

[rose thorn]

i hope they drop more secondus stuff soon

[fervent geode]

Not saying it’s good but it’s ok, has got some cool scenes

[rancid cove]

Unfortunately my first rodeo

[heady rivet]

We just got Spire of Primus in December tbf

Like come on

[rancid cove]

I'll go try and read False Gods

I remember it not being too bad

[rose thorn]

4 months aho ohy eah

or uh

5

[fervent geode]

Enough for him to be Space John Brown, for a bit at least

[rancid cove]

I might read it just to learn more about them plague boys

[fervent geode]

If you like plague boys

Read Buried Dagger or Lords of Silence first imo

[rocky gale]

AoS does it now as well, book titled Ushoran, 90% of the story follows a random city Patriarch who's being thwarted by Ushoran

[fervent geode]

Like this is if you like the pre plague boys and the pale man

[rancid cove]

Gotta up my knowledge in 40k so I'm starting to read novels again and soon I'll read the Black Books, rulebooks and some codexes
Might give Imperial Armor a read if I find it somewhere

[fervent geode]

Uhh not gonna say how

[rancid cove]

Noted noted

[fervent geode]

But people get black books and imperial armour online all the time, besides the GW pdf drops

So uh

[rancid cove]

Lmao

[fervent geode]

Yknow🏴‍☠️

[rose thorn]

man he will look so good with spyre hunters

[fervent geode]

That head would actually be a good Lorgar helm if the scale is fine

[heady rivet]

Gettin his ass kicked by them you mean

[rancid cove]

I have the HH Blackbokks 1-6 (i think thats all of em?) downloaded
Ill still try to find some rulebooks, codexes and Imperial Armor somewhere else to read later, still want to re read the HH series and some other shit in my list

[rocky gale]

Patriarch "I sure hope Ushoran isn't out there thwarting my plans"

Ushoran "hehehe this is gonna thwart his plans so hard"

Next chapter

Patriarch "damnit he thwarted my plans"

[heady rivet]

"Lord Helmawr you have 100 days"
Haera Helmawr:

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

Five, hundred, spyrers

[fervent geode]

Theres 3 more lol

But it’s fine you have the good ones

Just get Inferno

Wait you like NL

Get the 9th one

It’s loads of NL

Thramas Crusade shit

[rancid cove]

I THINK I have all of them download I just haven't read it
Just used the artworks as reference for some space marine 2 shit and also some of the maps

[fervent geode]

Oh fair fair

[rancid cove]

I'll still read some novels first before going into the blackbooks and codexes

[fervent geode]

Imperial Armour I don’t really look at outside Badab Vols but most excerpts from the others I’ve seen are good, as literally everyone can attest bligh but his fucking soul into these

[rancid cove]

I like novels because we see characters and not outlooks of the events

[fervent geode]

True

[rancid cove]

I want to learn more about Badab aswell, reason why i want to read them

[fervent geode]

Based Huron moment

[heady rivet]

For a guy who had his head blowed smoove off he looks good

[rose thorn]

i should get this guy for my Blades of Khorne

[rose thorn]

hey does he still have space cancer?

[solid horizon]

he's got that aardman studios smile

[rancid cove]

His older model looks worse

I think this is him after getting a bit better

[rocky gale]

I wouldn't advise it

This broke me

It's why I stopped getting FW resin

[fervent geode]

He’s kept alive by the four

He should be dead lol

[flat nimbus]

man how much of a nuisance do you think it was getting that flayed face to stay on his spikes

[solid horizon]

huron is more machine than man tbh

[gleaming gale]

What the thrill of tax evasion does to a mf

[rancid cove]

Chaos blessing is one hell of a thing

[limpid granite]

Tends to happen when you get hit point blank by a melta

[solid horizon]

blud was reduced to overcooked beef patty and survived by the sheer power of hatred and plot armor

[fervent geode]

A melta that explodes upon contact with your cursed power claw

[rancid cove]

I wouldnt say plot armor if he directly faced consequences of being hit by the melta

[fervent geode]

Zhrukal Androcles went nuts with it

[rancid cove]

Plot armor would mean the character survives fine

[solid horizon]

he'd be dead if he had no plot armor

[rancid cove]

He is literally suffering from the wound constantly

[solid horizon]

lol

[fervent geode]

Alas the spess IRS

[solid horizon]

do not underestimate the melta

strongest hairdryer in the galaxy

[rancid cove]

Or the power of the chaos gods

Lol

[fervent geode]

Keeps you alive, in pain and in hell though

[rancid cove]

Yeah

He is in constant suffering from the wounds

I dont call that plot armor

Since he is still suffering from it

[solid horizon]

he'd be dead

but he has a good team

[rancid cove]

Plot armor would be like getting hit, surviving and healing fine

[fervent geode]

Getting half your shit blown off is something even Valthex can’t fix

[valid needle]

I just bought Sammael and a biker squad and didn’t know both were resin💀

[solid horizon]

now he's uh

[fervent geode]

Sammael hasn’t been refreshed in ages lol

[solid horizon]

a face on a robot like robocop

[valid needle]

Man I didn’t know I didn’t care about DA until last year

[fervent geode]

Best techmarine and two highly skilled apothecaries working on him still left him ass, yeah his ass was on deaths door

[solid horizon]

yeah

[fervent geode]

Invest in “Death Angels” and Astelancoin

[valid needle]

#Merir did nothing wrong

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/six-million-dollar-man-rebuild-him-we-have-the-technology-we-can-bionic-gif-20304473

[fervent geode]

I wonder if he wishes he fucked died lmao

[solid horizon]

huron ?

wasn't one of the things that kept him alive the will to stay alive and revenge ?

[fervent geode]

Based king

[fervent geode]

Wait no I meant astelan

Huron is too spiteful and mad to die as ya said lol

[valid needle]

Merir is too spiteful and mad to die

[fervent geode]

True actually

[valid needle]

Never even spoken to his dad but he hates that mf anyway

[gleaming gale]

I think the setting might have an issue with too many characters too spiteful and mad to die

[valid needle]

To be fair

Merir did get done dirty

[fervent geode]

That was belath tbf

[valid needle]

Yeah but it was lion who believed Belath and sent Merir back to caliban

God I hated belath

Loved when he tried to be stuck up dick know it all to Corswain and Corswain immediately slimed him back into his place

[rose thorn]

Hey was there anyone in lore who didn’t like sanguinius lmao

[valid needle]

Yes

[fervent geode]

True

[fervent geode]

Yeah what’s his name

Angron I think

And most of the Death Guard I think

Or at least we didn’t like his legion mostly

Fucking Camanio

[valid needle]

There’s a Knight Errant in “The Watcher” who was a blood angel and left the legion because he hated Sanguinius but joined Knights errant because he loved Big E

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah

Ison

I think he didn’t even attend the funeral

[civic gale]

hi lore chat

[fervent geode]

Hey

Wait how many primarchs have cried

Like besides Mortarion and Lorgar’s probably fake crying

[vagrant fox]

Corax and Angron did

[fervent geode]

Corax over the dead Terran on Isstvan iirc?

And Angron at Desh’ea

[vagrant fox]

Something like that I forget

Guilliman did too at some point when the last memorabilia of his dad was destroyed or something no

[fervent geode]

I can see that

[brave owl]

So why do they call him Ferrus Manus when he doesn't even have the suit?

[rocky gale]

Hands

He got hands

[rancid cove]

How many people...?

[unique bronze]

people going crazy every time they see 6 or 7 now?

[limpid granite]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHH

https://klipy.com/gifs/bee-movie-layton-t-montgomery

[quiet orchid]

oh god

67 is haunting me

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

i dont think people realise its a very common estimation number for some reason

[rocky gale]

I hope everyone remembered it's Rei Ayaname's birthday

[storm jungle]

is that a star wars character

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/rei-ayanami-neon-genesis-evangelion-smile-saturday-plugsuit-gif-5226046882121014039

[storm jungle]

yeah star wars

[rocky gale]

[rancid cove]

Is haunting everyone

[storm jungle]

Only people with brain damage i think

[quiet orchid]

specially me, cause u always talking about 67

[rancid cove]

Do you know who else has dementia do you know who else has dementia

[storm jungle]

Time to get yourself committed 🫡

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-smarter-happen-how-did-this-happen-were-smarter-than-this-gif-15395941

You're not allowed to Ragebait me that's not how this works

[quiet orchid]

u cant see the 6 and 7 together

[storm jungle]

Im not ragebaiting i just dont like Evangelion

pretentious af

[rancid cove]

Cursed numbers

[rancid cove]

"It insists upon itself" ass statement

[quiet orchid]

cursed ragebait

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/rei1-rei-ayanami-old-hag-vieja-bruja-vieja-chota-gif-22925649

[storm jungle]

I mean it literally does

dumbass lmao

[storm jungle]

Go back to the dick you got squirted out of arcane loser

[rancid cove]

I fucking agree it just reminded me of the family guy clip

[storm jungle]

tbh its a cool watch but the problem is people REALLY think its deeper than it is

it sliterally just the director's trauma lmao

[vagrant fox]

why you gotta hate a bad bitch

[storm jungle]

everything else as he said himself is just "I dunno i think it looked cool so i put it in"

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-35

she did literally nothing wrong

[rancid cove]

"No bro you dont understand the multiple characters who tried grooming the protagonist has a way deeper meaning"

[storm jungle]

🇯🇵 Moment

they love their People of Lower Ages™

[rancid cove]

Never ask any manga fan why their favorite manga author were arrested for

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rancid cove]

No Dilara you dont understand shes 4000000 years old its totally legal

[storm jungle]

GET-

GET-

GETOU-

[arctic talon]

Tax evasion or CP

Call it

It’s always one of those 2

[rocky gale]

I dunno man, I just think it would have been cool if he banged his mum's clone

[storm jungle]

tbh tax evasion is at least based

[storm jungle]

Goonbling down, goonbling down, goonbling doooown ah ah AAAAHHHH

🗣️

[arctic talon]

If you’re a female mangaka you’re 20% more likely to be arrested for tax evasion, if you’re a male mangaka you’re more likely to be arrested for CP

This is real data/hj

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-true-gif-8722415756466710272

[storm jungle]

can we have famous people get arrested for like actually based reasons

[hallow plover]

No

[arctic talon]

Like tax evasion?

[sharp pollen]

no

[storm jungle]

Yes

[jade holly]

Me when my family sees me raiding the fridge at 3 in the morning

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-little-guy-its-over-for-the-little-guy-patsy-gif-12611126392977543090

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rancid cove]

Famous people?
Arrested?
They weren't that famous, then

[vagrant fox]

you're not a bad bitch

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-gif-12067866563295373623

[storm jungle]

if more than 10 people know you, you're famous, sorry azumgi

[jade holly]

I could be

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

:]

cracks your skull open

[hallow plover]

If famous people/people in positions of power or leadership were within reach of the law, civilisation would crumble

[storm jungle]

This is America tbh

[hallow plover]

But Dilara is already thinking like a post apocalyptic tyrant

[rancid cove]

They technically are but people are too dumb to understand they literally could and can hand out the punishments themselves

[storm jungle]

I mean yes? Hello?

its okay i got a blowtorch

[hallow plover]

I actually approve

Might makes right

[rocky gale]

If cookie were within reach of me, it'd crumble

[jade holly]

I don’t think I’d like that very much

[storm jungle]

Dont care, open up

[gleaming gale]

I mean she's from Anatolia and likely experiments with creating superhuman soldiers in a lab somewhere

[vagrant fox]

Only possible if you're a mother is piloted by her son

[rocky gale]

Turkeys secret wolf hybrid soldier program

[storm jungle]

Iarmoth was our most successful candidate

as all white women are

but we need stronger subjects

[rocky gale]

Awoo

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kurt-wolf-1

[rocky gale]

Wait

[vagrant fox]

Why are there so many of these

[gleaming gale]

TURKIYE MENTION 🇹🇷 🐺

AWOOOOOOOOOO

[storm jungle]

BABY IM PREYING ON YOU TONIIIIIGHT

[rancid cove]

@quiet orchid its our song

[storm jungle]

im gonna stuff both your asses in a janitor's closet

no

now get out of my office

[quiet orchid]

Aaaaw, i love it 😍

[jade holly]

It was you, you made T. E. Laurence and released him during ww1 smh

[rancid cove]

I shall bot report you so you can be muted for 24 hours again

[vagrant fox]

also a quote from hideaki anno

Pretentiousness here means showing off one’s knowledge, and the word that best fits is “know-it-all.” The story of Eva, which seems full of mystery at first glance, is just staged to give off an air of something deeper going on. In truth, there’s nothing underneath, no hidden meaning.

lmbo

[storm jungle]

✋

[gleaming gale]

ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ˢʰᵉ ᶦˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵠᵘᵉᵉⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈˢᵗᶦᶜᵏˢ

[storm jungle]

do that and ill mute you for 24 hours once im banned

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

I can do that btw

[rancid cove]

I know

[storm jungle]

You dont

anyway

time to die

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-vendetta-resident-evil-vendetta-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-chris-redfield-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-arias-gif-4983116247939541975

[quiet orchid]

oh

[storm jungle]

.

[jade holly]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

Into the DMs you freaks

[quiet orchid]

she started, not me bro

[full obsidian]

get a room guys

[rancid cove]

I think this took the wrong turn

[storm jungle]

yeah it did

im calling Big Yahu

what are your addresses

[rancid cove]

@quiet orchid

[quiet orchid]

why?

[jade holly]

Damn no wonder RP in lore chat is banned

[quiet orchid]

😭

[quiet orchid]

kinda toxic

[rancid cove]

Freaky time is against le rules

[rocky gale]

Larpers get banned

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-hunk-resident-evil-clappin-congratulations-hunk-gif-9980678367848334160

[rancid cove]

You aint know big yahu like that

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smh-hunk

[quiet orchid]

but she started it 😭

[storm jungle]

We have contacts

[languid meadow]

I LOVE MY GLUP SHITTO

[jade holly]

LARPers When I tell them to roleplay getting a job and starting a family

[gleaming gale]

You can know him too after reading a good guide book

[quiet orchid]

ty

[languid meadow]

Need more hunk stuff

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-hunk-stab

[quiet orchid]

wth

[quiet orchid]

WHAT

WHY?

[storm jungle]

You had the samples

[jade holly]

Ah the British handshake

[vagrant fox]

yo is that hunk

[storm jungle]

we need it to complete the mission

[quiet orchid]

so for that u need to stab me?

ok

do your best girl

girl power

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pointing-hunk

hand over the samples doctor birkin

[gleaming gale]

Slay queen, literally

[quiet orchid]

ye

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-resident-evil-gifs-resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-gif-3688442693034924294

[rocky gale]

Ace peeps in chat when people start erp'ing

[storm jungle]

Hunk the Goat

[storm jungle]

asexual people are about as annoying ngl

"erm i dont like sex and i need you guys to know about this!!!"

shut up redditor

[languid meadow]

I keep my freak levels low unless it's like

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/black-dynamite-i-sell-drugs-to-the-community-seller-sell-drugs-gif-4911087

[languid meadow]

the neurolictor 🤤

[quiet orchid]

[storm jungle]

WELL NO MORE

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-4-remake-re

[storm jungle]

.

https://klipy.com/gifs/mad-hunk

This fist is going right up your-

[quiet orchid]

damn

[jade holly]

“I cast inconvenient migraine” ahh image, what’s happening to them?

[storm jungle]

.

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

[quiet orchid]

ok ill shut up

😔

[vagrant fox]

another day in lore chat

[storm jungle]

the gimp is on the loose

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-how-bout-dat-how-about-that-sopranos-gif-16854992944801209042

[sharp pollen]

when
when dicktoy

[jade holly]

That jsut raises even more questions lmao

[storm jungle]

HowboutdatHowboutdatHowboutdatHowboutdat

[vagrant fox]

question nothing

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/RealMaltFuga/status/2038502852234973354?s=20

Malt Marzipan Official (@RealMaltFuga)

Protagonia uniforms vs Antagonia uniforms

Quoting T 🇹🇷 (@esotericcschizo)
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FxTwitter · Mar 30, 2026, 6:25 AM

[vagrant fox]

ignorance is the bedrock of a good life

[flat nimbus]

they’re reacting to mister mask there going full cock out

[languid meadow]

a good bedrock

is a good wanketh

[gleaming gale]

You got a bee on your hat

[languid meadow]

#realandtrue

[storm jungle]

that scene but its me doing it to a maga-dipshit

[rocky gale]

That's a strange looking penor

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ladder-climbing-kojima-konami-solid-snake-gif-27596974

https://fxtwitter.com/TearShapedHeart/status/2038429963234242841?s=20

HeartShapedTear (@TearShapedHeart)

Many of you would fall to chaos for the Tzwink.

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FxTwitter · Mar 30, 2026, 1:35 AM

[rocky gale]

I get turned into a toad for asking if her plumage matches the crest

[languid meadow]

fucking love how this uses krieg for steel legion fans and stuff

[brave owl]

two ton tony where did one ton tony go to

Three ton tony: Idk

[gleaming gale]

The Steel Legion shitshow was 9/11 for Krieg

[languid meadow]

my two cents is still like they should've been in the art

at least lol

[arctic talon]

I think everyone thinks that

lol

[arctic talon]

Give me my tzeentch full plate warriors who are stuck in art hell GW

Scribes of tzeentch needs this

[daring creek]

What does it look like when tau sneeze

[languid meadow]

you'd be surprised...

[forest grove]

The penace reward track has the blue Mobein 6th armor, what’s the deal with those guys? How come we don’t see them like the 53rd aboard the Morningstar

[gleaming gale]

You're what's left of the Loyalist 6th

Or at least that's their last stockpile they didn't add spikes on lol

[full obsidian]

Does anyone else feel the design of this new vehicle was a bit lazy? Its literally a copy of a WW2 vehicle, I know that imperial guard is already inspired by WW2 stuff, but inspiration and then theres being basically an exact copy (its the m3 half track) or maybe im just too much a nerd and normal people arent bothered by this

[gleaming gale]

It's also mixed with a MRAP, not just a straight m3

[arctic talon]

Not really, it’s been sufficiently “40kified”

[mossy peak]

i think its ugly as fuck either way tbh

[lament shoal]

God these types piss me off so much

[fervent geode]

Most died on Nox Alpha

[gleaming gale]

At least I can have 2 distinct lists with the chudians riding in these while the Steel Legion hogs the chimeras

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1444096695485989037/IMG_2926.png?ex=69cba59a&is=69ca541a&hm=bd7783da7b10e9cb1a854691947e719e7ef860b290e99f7cd8f0f2751b284710&

[fervent geode]

You wearing the armour lorewise is being the Last of the 6th maybe? Like ceapple said

That or

Never mind your not real, Yer a fucking ghost

[gleaming gale]

Idiot of the East face reveal

[arctic talon]

Someone on the main 40k discord made this with hate in their heart and I respect it

[valid needle]

No it’s peak

[mossy peak]

dont forget dreadnought older than the tau

[storm jungle]

@arctic talon I forgot did you read Death Rider

[arctic talon]

Yeah I’m the one who told you it was good

Lol

[storm jungle]

dude

[arctic talon]

I finished it and I’d say it was good

Did you hate it?

[shadow plover]

It's more so a mix of the M3 and the german 251, pretty much all guard vehicles are more or amalgamations of existing WW1/2 and Cold War vehicles

[storm jungle]

i just read the fucked up railgun Chapter

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

this novel is PEAK

[arctic talon]

Oh

LOL

Yeah

[gleaming gale]

Does Valian get fragged by the kriegers at the end?

[storm jungle]

Nah not yet

im still in the middle

[arctic talon]

No spoilers on what happens to them