40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

REMINDER TO PEOPLE

[crystal forum]

even back when 5 came out it caught flak for its... location

[urban spire]

just skip 5 alright? no need to remake that one

[languid meadow]

0 needs a remake because it's ass to play

ngl

[storm jungle]

The only racist part of 5 is the african tribals in the marshlands with tiki dresses

[languid meadow]

NO STORAGE BOX DROP ALL YOUR SHIT

[storm jungle]

the locals you kill are all south african

aka theres white people in there

[neon jacinth]

Theres a good amount of 40k games on PS most with good ratings . Are they all mostly turn based strategy ?

[crystal forum]

that's the one im thinking of

[storm jungle]

and some NPCs that look like my uncle

lol

[vagrant fox]

it shouldn't be this hard to find images on the interweb

[crystal forum]

the tribals are so bad

[opaque coyote]

5 despite the obvious connotations

Was pretty decent all things considered.

As a game

[heady rivet]

Remake it and make it even MORE racist but its okay because Sheva will make up for this

[storm jungle]

theres actual tribes like that in africa and i get wha tthey were going for with them being exploited but its like very poor taste lol

[storm jungle]

Sheva my queen

[opaque coyote]

I also like Sheva

[urban spire]

the fuckin tiki tribal shit was bad

[languid meadow]

Idk how they'll do the whole partner shit

ngl

[crystal forum]

it's more the fact that you're gunning them down lol

[languid meadow]

it's dog shit solo but fun with friends

[storm jungle]

yeah lol

[languid meadow]

yeah they need to remake 5 imo just to like make it way less racist

[storm jungle]

it would be less offensive if you could actually help the locals out

[arctic talon]

They’ll either skip it or not

[brave owl]

Yeah so I looked it up and the leg chop off scene in re7 is 100% optional

[languid meadow]

thankfully they have to keep the boulder part

[opaque coyote]

I wish she would return

But at the same time idk how she would return.

Probably through some bullshit though

[languid meadow]

since it's in 8

[arctic talon]

The boulder part is peak

[storm jungle]

she suffered the fate of every single RE side character

appears in 1 game

gone forever

so long gay bowser

[languid meadow]

CARLOS

CARLOS WHERE ARE YOU

[storm jungle]

Hes still i nteh lab

[arctic talon]

I forgot how she was even relevant to the plot

[storm jungle]

trying to ope nteh voice door

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[heady rivet]

They're gonna cast the most mathematically beautiful Western African woman to be her face model and it will hit the White nationalist community like crack hit the Black community in the 80s

[arctic talon]

But I barely pay attention to RE

[arctic talon]

LOL

[urban spire]

initial reaction to the trailer was like wow that sure is a big crowd of evil black people
so they were like don't worry, we sprinkled some whites in there, no big deal
and then you get a couple hours into the game and the village hits you like a piece of rebar through the sternum

[opaque coyote]

Quite sad all things considered.

[languid meadow]

she was a local

[storm jungle]

i get what the ywere going for with 5 its just needs some modern fixing tbh

[languid meadow]

helping chris

[storm jungle]

it sfunny because like

all the villains in RE5

[vagrant fox]

the sexy ladies come back sometimes

[storm jungle]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Just

[opaque coyote]

Nah they're probably gonna call it woke because she has like one freckle or something

[arctic talon]

Make them not tiki tribal

💀

Or they’ll keep it and double down

Who knows

[languid meadow]

I wish RE3R wasn't bad because it made Carlos such a fun character compared to his OG

[storm jungle]

Fun?

[languid meadow]

also Luis in 4R is soooo much better

[opaque coyote]

Probably not the latter but I admit

It would be funny as fuck

[storm jungle]

he looks like a porn star

absolute peak

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[vagrant fox]

They will remake Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City this has been promised to me

[heady rivet]

Only outfit in the game with jiggle physics btw

[crystal forum]

bro i was down bad for that long haired twunk

[arctic talon]

Capcom be like: racism is bad and Africa is exploited

does an extremely racist looking design

Is this darth woke

[languid meadow]

my only screenshots from this game

[urban spire]

someone suggested they make them white people dressing up as tribals because the virus got them fucked up

[storm jungle]

Counterpoint

[arctic talon]

My god lol I forgot this was a thing

[urban spire]

or parasite or whatever

[opaque coyote]

Honestly would unironically be good

That and Outbreak.

Outbreak wasn't actually bad either

[arctic talon]

Oh my god lol

[heady rivet]

Fully agree. Also the sailor outfit too, put that in

[vagrant fox]

Japan moment

[opaque coyote]

Essentially just a coop game where you play as a bunch of survivors in Raccoon city

Genuinely was fun

[midnight dragon]

[storm jungle]

the bulge is crazy

[brave owl]

Have you ever played the experimental online RE games?

[languid meadow]

yeah people are like "5 doesn't need a rework its gameplay aged well"
One NO IT DIDN'T LOL
Two they need to make the game way less racist

[brave owl]

From the ps2 era

[heady rivet]

RE5 remake is adding bulge physics

[languid meadow]

I want another.... umbrella corp but not shit

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP

[brave owl]

Resident Evil Outbreak

[mossy peak]

huh

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it aged as well as RE4 original gameplay wise

[languid meadow]

I just want more games where you play as a goon from umbrella or bsaa

[urban spire]

japan occasionally hits the ironic homosexuality so hard it integer overflows into just being genuine again

[arctic talon]

What if it’s genuine in the first place

Smh

[languid meadow]

yeah but re4 has cheese and charm

[opaque coyote]

Definitely somehow the most racially insensitive the Resident Evil series has come across though holy shit

[storm jungle]

Im playing it coop with my friend rn and can confirm

[midnight dragon]

Ehh I'm not into muscle bound typa dudes

[storm jungle]

DOGWATER

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil4-your-right-hand-comes-off-right-hand-leon-leon-s-kennedy-gif-21862101

[opaque coyote]

Sheva easily made people ignore it

[brave owl]

Ever watched Golden Kamuy LUL

[opaque coyote]

Mostly

[vagrant fox]

you wouldn't get it

[opaque coyote]

Because Sheva

[storm jungle]

your opinion is not asked, the male-tits will be captured

[opaque coyote]

Ignoring the obvious racism for that gyatt

[heady rivet]

Me and my friend beat it like 4 times in a week so we were just killing Wesker every 2 days

It was fucked up

[crystal forum]

male milkers

[vagrant fox]

You and your pal beat it four times a week huh

[urban spire]

i'm not into dudes of any kind, and i can still appreciate leon aesthetically

[storm jungle]

[brave owl]

bros just punching boulders

[midnight dragon]

Milkys

[brave owl]

Are you Chrsisyphus?

[languid meadow]

oh my....

[storm jungle]

Ye

[arctic talon]

Africa is being exploited

Okay make all the tribals dressed up like tiki tribal stuff

[opaque coyote]

But yeah honestly having some of the spinoff Resident Evil games be remade will be better

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/b/ba/Resident_evil_5_conceptart_q6VLk.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120626012820

[languid meadow]

I searched boulder punch chris in gifs

oh my god

[arctic talon]

10/10 Capcom

[urban spire]

you know what, good for you, it's nice that you have a healthy relationship like that

[arctic talon]

What were they cooking

lol

[gleaming gale]

Why is this emote a thing

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-pick-glasses-gif-909687795507192821

[storm jungle]

it would be more effective if you killed like infected Rhodesian looking mooks lol

because uh

[opaque coyote]

The worst part is that some of these designs actually look kinda cool

[arctic talon]

They look cool except then you realize this isn’t random generic fantasy slop this is supposed to be irl Africa lol

[storm jungle]

40k fansb e like "omagerd im gonna make a guard regiment on these designs"

racist ass white guy

[languid meadow]

4/5 didn't age well in with their respective cultures iirc the OG of 4 had the ganados just speaking gibberish basically

[limpid granite]

Tricell specifically tested the plaga on african tribes because they were isolated

[crystal forum]

have it take place in south african and watch the afrikaners go crazy

[heady rivet]

She served so bad they had to hide her so Jill had a chance

[storm jungle]

Spain is a real place?

[languid meadow]

sadly

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. It's definitely accidental racism because no racist would make these designs that cool

[storm jungle]

Also guys new cutscene leaked for RE10

[arctic talon]

This may shock you but yes

[opaque coyote]

Can't have the race you hate aura farm

[opaque coyote]

#1 racist rule

[urban spire]

they aged perfectly fine, they were problematic when they came out is the thing

[arctic talon]

^

[urban spire]

and that hasn't changed

[arctic talon]

They were problematic in the first place lol

[languid meadow]

I gues syea

[arctic talon]

But I don’t think the RE team cares that much

lol

[languid meadow]

I think the DLC for 9 is just gonna be Chris's wild adventure

[forest orbit]

Las Plagas parasites would starve inside RFK

[arctic talon]

RE5 remake is gona be like the RE4 remake

Tbh

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

[urban spire]

lmao

[storm jungle]

FUCK SAKES

[arctic talon]

Poor feller died hungry

[opaque coyote]

They do actually speak Spanish that's translatable tbf

Part of it is literally just due to the crusty ass 2000s game audio quality

[limpid granite]

I dont think theyll do an entire dlc for bsaa europe

[languid meadow]

I thought they were like just saying random words

[arctic talon]

Some are, some aren’t

lol

[crystal forum]

my south american friend loves re4 and quotes it constantly so idk

[urban spire]

anyway re4 isn't super problematic, except they're speaking mexican accented spanish

[opaque coyote]

The RE4 remake didn't change the lines at all. It's just that the audio is actually hearable

[urban spire]

in spain

[heady rivet]

4 has them Speaking Mexican Spanish when its Northern Spain iirc

[limpid granite]

Capcom doesnt like to create entirely new areas for dlc

[storm jungle]

UNA FOSTERO
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[languid meadow]

Nah it's gonna be in the ARK

[arctic talon]

This is the case with a lot of shit unfortunately lol

[storm jungle]

what the FUCK

[arctic talon]

There’s way more people who know Mexican Spanish then Spain Spanish

[scenic trout]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

the most realistic part is Donald trusting Umbrella

[brave owl]

SHEVA, SHEVA, CMON, CMON HUUURY HURRRY

[heady rivet]

Portugese Children have Brazilian accents because they are ipad babies watching Brazilian youtubers

[languid meadow]

This whole scene is just DLC bait (it's peak I love this guys voice so much)

[opaque coyote]

But yeah they are actually saying words

Here is a full translation of their quotes. It's mostly enemy stuff like "I'm gonna kill you!"

https://youtu.be/AZYaNSVDULo?si=csYpfVtKujnF5_k_

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

it's like how brazilians are way more known than the portugese

[limpid granite]

This image is so crusty

[crystal forum]

same can be said for english and america really

[languid meadow]

it's a yt thumbnail

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/reimufan099/status/1857061388285350178

d4rkr34p3r666 (@reimufan099)

Me after playing RE5 co op as Sheva

X · Nov 14, 2024, 2:01 PM

[opaque coyote]

But they did genuinely put in the effort to have them actually speak Spanish for all of their dialogue

They didn't just put nonsense

[storm jungle]

its technically nonsense

[languid meadow]

"Ah what a mother"

[crystal forum]

one of them straight up says "right behind you asshole"

[brave owl]

https://youtu.be/QUhLUqgppKY

[storm jungle]

i asked my venezuelan friend and the way the yspeak spanish he said is uh

"very gringo"

LOL

[crystal forum]

also if you couldn't pick up the "MATALO" then you've never heard spanish before

[winged silo]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[urban spire]

the parasites were mexica- TERMINATING THAT THOUGHT

[languid meadow]

anyway I love the elite guard so much

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-9-re-9-biohazard-9-biohazard-requiem-gif-5595515720542772783

[storm jungle]

RFK RELEASED LAS PLAGAS ON MEXICO

[languid meadow]

them being normal ass dudes is cool

[opaque coyote]

But yeah the RE4 remake definitely hired much better VAs in this regard

And also helps that

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

It isn't 2000s audio quality

[languid meadow]

Ada's voice is fine it's just the direction is fucking fried idk what happened with her

[opaque coyote]

So the lines don't sound crusty as shit

[civic gale]

how accurate is this?

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Ada as a character in fairly directionless

[storm jungle]

she just sounds bored

[opaque coyote]

So that's probably why

[storm jungle]

thats the issue

[civic gale]

i mean like the paint scheemes

[storm jungle]

she makes ZERO emotion

[storm jungle]

All accurate.

[civic gale]

good

[languid meadow]

yeah idk why they just gave up and didn't do more takes because I like her new voice

[opaque coyote]

I legitimately think that out of all of the "idk what I'm doing" Resident evil has. Which is a lot.

Ada Wong is definitely the most

"What are we actually supposed to do with her?"

[arctic talon]

Out of budget?

Fuck if I know

[storm jungle]

"glup shitto regiment"

💀

AINT NO WAY

[opaque coyote]

Because past RE4, Ada is just

Kinda there

[solid horizon]

it's from the horus heresy rulebook

[storm jungle]

I mean who cares

Ada is hot

[arctic talon]

274726th Scrotian ballfondlers

[storm jungle]

id break my dick in her ass if i had one

[heady rivet]

Missing Legion 2 and 11, slop image

[languid meadow]

She's hotter with the trench coat from 2

[urban spire]

now that cadia is gone, it's gonna be the glup shittos

[languid meadow]

ngl

[opaque coyote]

True

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ada-wong-wednesday

[civic gale]

oh sweet thanks for lmk

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ada-wong-resident-evil-gif-14036054280917682886

[storm jungle]

also guys

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-deer-deer-deer-in-snow-deer-with-microphone-it-its-face-deer-getting-interviewed-gif-13229163787593853544

[storm jungle]

challenge time

which Ada design is the best

[languid meadow]

||https://youtu.be/bGKNcOLLT54?si=z1KoRgOx2lf_jvuV&t=56|| but yeah this dudes voice is so fucking peak

[solid horizon]

I mean it's not arranged like that but the illustrations and number scome from there

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/housedim1trescu/status/2029053467902509196

cleo (@housedim1trescu)

Ranking every resident Evil game that I’ve played

🔹RE1R - ada mentioned, 2/10
🔹RE2R - ada, 10/10
🔹RE3R - no ada, skipped
🔹RE4R - re4r ada, 12/10
🔹RE5 - no ada, skipped
🔹RE6 - ada campaign, 11/10
🔹RE7 - no ada, skipped
🔹RE8 - ada scraped, 0/10
🔹RE9 - ada left out, 0/10

X · Mar 4, 2026, 4:36 AM

[arctic talon]

All of them

[heady rivet]

Sweater sweep

[languid meadow]

"Retrieving the objective before they send in the wolves"

[storm jungle]

I agree but RE6 ada is..........

GYATTCEPTION

[arctic talon]

Unironically the sweater looks the best imo

But that might be recency bias

lol

[opaque coyote]

RE2 Remake only by a bit. She fucking slays in that trench coat I am sorry.

RE4 remake is a very very close second.

But it's like trying to give up which child... ||I want to put in her-||

[urban spire]

i keep forgetting RE6 exists

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-2-remake-ада-вонг-ада-ada-ada-wong-gif-7364703721350571902

[heady rivet]

Shotuout to her schizophrenia in this

[near wasp]

Tight leather pants and a crossbow, the stocks

[storm jungle]

THE AGENT

LMAO

[urban spire]

the nazi spy fit

[storm jungle]

I really wish they put in hunk and her as a duo

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love that outfit and I wish she was in it for longer

She genuinely looks cool also

[urban spire]

"but cinless she's fbi" THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[heady rivet]

I was HILARIOUS a year ago

[storm jungle]

SHE HAS ABS

[opaque coyote]

"I hate the feds!"

Ada Wong introduces herself as FBI

"Nvm. I love the feds I would give them all my data"

[near wasp]

Me and dilara have the same taste in women

Strange

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

taste women then

[storm jungle]

r Things?

[urban spire]

how do you feel about leon

[storm jungle]

Leon is a women?

[near wasp]

I'm not gay so

[storm jungle]

since when

[heady rivet]

Wait I have a horrible edit of that scene

[urban spire]

you don't have to be gay to appreciate a beautiful man you know

[storm jungle]

dude legit went "NO THANKS, BRO."

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-no-thanks

[opaque coyote]

It's a good thing that she's actually a mercenary

[urban spire]

No Way, Friend

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-scott-kennedy-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-re9-gif-15496134606708039156

[solid horizon]

resident evil players are simps

you cant prove me wrong

[opaque coyote]

Thank god you don't have to goon to a fed

[storm jungle]

Chudtor Gaydeon

[heady rivet]

I...I dont think I can even post it here actually

[languid meadow]

Leon in RE9 was literally design with the help of women it capture that gaze lmfao

[opaque coyote]

Thf

[urban spire]

if a mercenary worked for the nazis i wouldn't give them the benefit of the doubt

[languid meadow]

HE IS GOONBAIT AND IT'S PEAK

[opaque coyote]

It worked

[storm jungle]

anyway

guys are you looking forward to Grace disappearing after RE9

[arctic talon]

He’s hot next question

[storm jungle]

(just like every RE side character)

[languid meadow]

She has a clone daughter now

[arctic talon]

She’ll be in RE5 remake/j

[opaque coyote]

She worked for Umbrella first

And then I forgot who she worked for in RE4.

And at RE6 she actually gave up on it

[storm jungle]

Whitewashing

[brave owl]

surely we'll see Rebecca Chambers again

Right?

[opaque coyote]

Just gotta say

Grace is hot

[arctic talon]

Not as Sheva, she’ll just randomly show up

Because she’s a fed

[languid meadow]

I think they'll just focus on Chris now? like they spent 8/9 semi building him up and shit

[opaque coyote]

At least she got an animation cameo.

So at least we know she hasn't died

[languid meadow]

so that means we'll get another RE5

PEAK

[arctic talon]

Oh god wait Grace is the same age as me

[languid meadow]

INBOUND

[arctic talon]

What the fuck

[opaque coyote]

She's apparently just working. Just not in the field

[arctic talon]

I didn’t realize that

[opaque coyote]

Tbf after going through RE0 and RE1

Yeah I

Wouldn't work in the field ever again

[urban spire]

i look forward to them contriving a way for lady d to return

[languid meadow]

RE0 is soooooo ass that shit needs a rework

[urban spire]

the plot is gonna suck, but more big vampire lady

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I hope they do but she's still the weird dragon thing

[languid meadow]

I love Rebecca but I just can't bring myself to play that game again

[opaque coyote]

I actually like how it looks tbh

The dragon form

It's genuinely an awesome design

[brave owl]

yeah playing that game without a coop partner sucks, I bet

[arctic talon]

It does suck

[urban spire]

anyway i don't play resident evils, they're too expensive

[arctic talon]

lol

[arctic talon]

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

For shits and giggles I kinda want them to remake RE Survivors.

Despite that literally being the worst resident evil game.

And I mean the worst

[urban spire]

remaking the bad ones is a good idea though

[opaque coyote]

Also it gave the first origin of the Tyrants.

That being they're made from children

[urban spire]

take another stab at it, make it good this time

[near wasp]

Leon "sex" Kennedy is a hot man who I am envious of. I wish I could be as sexy as him ;-;

[opaque coyote]

Like Umbrella basically just sucked out the brains of kids

[heady rivet]

My favorite Resident Evil fum fact is the time that they accidentally made Jill a zoophile

[opaque coyote]

To use for the tyrants

[opaque coyote]

Sorry what

[opaque coyote]

Might not happen

Is it takes place in an isolated island where many children were experimented on to turn into tyrants

...

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-johnson-say-what-sergeant-major-avery-junior-johnson-gif-18084419

[arctic talon]

Leon “sex god” Kennedy will be in RE10 source is it came to me in a dream

[opaque coyote]

"SPENCER IS IN THE FIL-"

[languid meadow]

WITH TEN MORE HUMAN ON HUMAN COMBAT SECTIONS

[heady rivet]

In the STARS office, Leon sees a picture on Jills desk and says "Must be her boyfriend"

In remasters, the photo on her desk is a dog but they still say the same thing on accident

[opaque coyote]

But yeah it is a weird ass fame

[arctic talon]

Oh my god lol

[opaque coyote]

Technically it's the first well first person

[arctic talon]

Either that or Leon is

[opaque coyote]

Resident evil game

[near wasp]

That's foul

[arctic talon]

Being an asshole lol

[opaque coyote]

Considering RE2 original Leon

Easily could be him being an asshole

RE2 original Leon was an outright asshole

And the beta even more so

[languid meadow]

A lot of characters were

look at Luis in the OG4

oh mahhh god

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

did he get acquitted?

[arctic talon]

No

Not yet

[opaque coyote]

It also had the main protagonist have amnesia.

At first he thinks he was the scientist who experimented on the children.

But he was actually sent to investigate the island by Leon S. Kennedy and that he was Leon S. Kennedy's friend all along.

It's

[urban spire]

two charges dismissed, ok

[opaque coyote]

Exactly as dogshit as it sounds

And also cause it was the classic period. It had even worse voice acting than RE1

[storm jungle]

🫵

[opaque coyote]

Which is an accomplishment

[heady rivet]

The joke is on you silly woman. I was invited by my friend to do a bit

I have to admit something to this chat

Glorpshit was an inside job

[urban spire]

you dont

you so dont

[languid meadow]

anything Non-Sex Pevert

[storm jungle]

redditor

[storm jungle]

*Spencer Mansion

[opaque coyote]

But yeah the idea of playing as an ex-Umbrella employee realizing how awful he is and trying to atone

[heady rivet]

#general-chat message

[languid meadow]

I NEED MORE OF MY GLUP SHITTO

[urban spire]

ok this chat's getting choked with farts i'm gonna go to bed

[opaque coyote]

Would be interesting

[heady rivet]

He is

[urban spire]

see you later, chatroom

[opaque coyote]

Byebye

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/re9-hunk-resident-evil-9-hunk-resident-evil-bro-thinks-hes-slick-gif-7196519451552551214

[opaque coyote]

Make sure to inhale the fart fumes

[languid meadow]

my glup shitto....

[opaque coyote]

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/catalinaville-steve-rambo-good-night-gif-17022283769966515880

[opaque coyote]

Embrace Nurgle's love

[heady rivet]

Cant wait to beat these allegations btw

[opaque coyote]

Actually can Nurgle MFS even fart anymore.

Their everything must be so rotten that it probably doesn't even work

[languid meadow]

I hope Looming Dread makes a come back

that song is so fun

[opaque coyote]

Although the warp doesn't follow logic so

I'll go ahead and say

Probably

[opaque coyote]

I think Nurglites fart

[scenic trout]

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

That explains why the zombies are after him

[heady rivet]

Leon vs Chris twerk contest naked covered in oil who winning

[opaque coyote]

The tyrants weren't sent in to "test combat data" or whatever the fuck

[cinder pivot]

Mr. X

[opaque coyote]

Clearly they were sent

For THAT ASS

[scenic trout]

Dude the guys face looks so familiar

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-mr-x-small-leon-when-mom-gif-21813730

[scenic trout]

i always loved the way leon is walking in this

what you doing with those legs bro

[near wasp]

Oh no bro

[storm jungle]

🫙

[heady rivet]

Oh hell nah jigsaw

[near wasp]

Foul

[opaque coyote]

I love how he treats them like a cat that jumped on his table.

"No get off from there"

[heady rivet]

🫙

[opaque coyote]

Minus the jar part

But given that it's Nurgle nothing bad will happen

[heady rivet]

Do you think the guy who boiled Rainbow Dash is still alive

[near wasp]

No

[cinder pivot]

||how often does mpreg happen in slaanesh's domain?||

[opaque coyote]

Honestly imagine a clean freak being corrupted into Nurgle. But they still keep their clean tendencies (because Chaos Gods are like that)

So they're constantly in mental anguish

Wanting to spread the filth while at the same time wanting to clean it up

It just results in them neatly spreading Nurgle's love

Like yes, he will infect these bodies

But he will put all of the people suffering in nice orderly lines against the wall

Because it looks neater

Vomit only goes on the floors

If someone tries to vomit on the walls

He will be PISSED

And just force it back into their mouths

"DO IT THE RIGHT WAY"

He takes a filth shower everyday

[brave owl]

spread diseases that turn people into goo to wash away

[rose thorn]

Every time I open 40K Twitter I’m always like

https://tenor.com/view/vic-dibitetto-animal-crackers-ticked-off-vic-theyre-cookies-theyre-fucking-cookies-gif-3657900868493906079

ITS FUCKING GUARD

TTHEY ARE IMPERIAL GUARD

ITS ALL THE SAME FUCKING FACTION

[brave owl]

different regiments get different rules though right

I know Alaitoc has benefits for fielding Wraiths.

[heady rivet]

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS AT FIRST NOOOOOO

[rose thorn]

NO

they all get the same rules

[neon jacinth]

What got yall into warhammer lore the most ?

[rose thorn]

Stormcast eternals

[neon jacinth]

Thats how the rabbit hole started?

[storm jungle]

Dark Eldar, then i kinda expanded from there

[rose thorn]

They get different unit rules, but they all share the same faction rules

[storm jungle]

actually wait

[rose thorn]

I played skaventide, then got dominion

Once I realized I hated total war warhammer

[lament shoal]

Space marines. Sm2 got me into the hobby and setting

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/N8ijEY2SVPU

this was how i discovered 40k lol

[vagrant fox]

Whoa

[storm jungle]

this vid is from 16 YEARS AGO

[rancid cove]

old

[storm jungle]

nobody asked cumstain

[rancid cove]

boomer

[storm jungle]

back to the womb you go

[storm jungle]

zoomer

[rancid cove]

dinosaur fossil

[storm jungle]

squirtling

[rancid cove]

okay thats actyually unbeatable

wow

[storm jungle]

🫡

[heady rivet]

She ulted

[vagrant fox]

I was hanging out in a park when this dorkass mfer showed up with his WHFB goblin army

[rancid cove]

insta kill k.o

[vagrant fox]

I was like 8 to 11

Dumbest shit I ever saw, loved it

[heady rivet]

Watching the RE movie with that same friend btw RIGHT NOW

[neon jacinth]

I think I played SM first edition on xbox one or 360 idr

[heady rivet]

Everyone say hi

[neon jacinth]

Def played total war warhammer for non 40k

[vagrant fox]

Then I found Lexicanum and read almost every single page in the mid(?) 2000s

[neon jacinth]

Been exposed for a minute

These new sm2 and darktide are very solid games

[heady rivet]

My neighbors half-brother made us play LAN parties of DOW Soulstorm with him and he'd kick our ass

When I was like 8

And he was like 19

[neon jacinth]

Good times

Lan parties

[heady rivet]

Well it was a grown man beating up a bunch of children

[vagrant fox]

I was into WHFB first, found 40k through Lexicanum and DoW1 either way

[heady rivet]

Who didnt know how to use computers

BUT THEN

I move away and dont give a damn about Warhammer

And then I get into Total War Rome 2 when I'm like 13

And when total War Warhammer came out I watched the trailers, didnt connect it in my head to my earlier experience

And genuinely thought it was an original IP from CA

Until I saw memes on tumblr.com

[vagrant fox]

Awful

[heady rivet]

And now here I am... 🚬

[vagrant fox]

WHFB will rise again and strike down all johnny come latelies who didn't buy anything

[heady rivet]

I was Karl Franz TOP GUY when I was 15

Now if I had a gun to my head I MIGHT buy some Jade Warriors

[near wasp]

I learned of it from my worthless former roommate telling me about it and trying to get me into it for years. I eventually got into tts and now I've read like amount 10 percent of books

[heady rivet]

TTS
Everyone point and laugh

[near wasp]

What it's still good and funny, and we both know tts is the reason we got htp

[vagrant fox]

I would sacrifice htp to get rid of these annoying memes

[storm jungle]

HTP's production is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO slow

[flat nimbus]

my beloved says we shouldn’t be so mean, it’s all in good fun

[storm jungle]

can these fucking morons hurry up

[glass drum]

TTS? is table top sim?
Whats htp?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry3-vergil-why-isnt-this-working-gif-19738009

[storm jungle]

Emperor Text to Speech

HTP is hunter the parenting

[vagrant fox]

If the emperor had text to speech
Hunter the parenting

[glass drum]

Have no idea what those mean

[vagrant fox]

HTP is genuinely goated I think I'll let it live

[glass drum]

I know of a video about text to speech if the emperor had one irc

[flat nimbus]

Two YouTube animes

[vagrant fox]

Fan things to watch on youtube

[glass drum]

Oh so it is that

Havent watched all of them but idk htp

[lament shoal]

Hunter the Peakening

[flat nimbus]

It’s what they did after GW shut them down

[near wasp]

It's what Alfa did after tts and it's in world of darkness

[storm jungle]

Go outside

next time you say this we'll be killing you with nerf guns

https://klipy.com/gifs/catgrian-grian-as-cat

[glass drum]

Think the reason i didnt know those is becuz i touch grass

[storm jungle]

more like concrete

we got an ICE DWELLER in the chat

[glass drum]

[storm jungle]

lemme remove this ICE DWELLER

[vagrant fox]

Take his skin and wear it under a new full moon

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-eliud-gifs-warhammer-40k-tiranidos-warhammer-40k-combate-warhammer-40k-batalla-gif-18166870209917017475

Someone say ICE?

[storm jungle]

Hell nah 😩

https://youtu.be/rjL0IZINq4k

[vagrant fox]

I kind of miss that late 2000s vibe when I was new to 40k and entirely ignorant of the wider community

[heady rivet]

Me seeing a crackkker post

[near wasp]

Change your name

[heady rivet]

Why

[near wasp]

Your just sex pervert now

[storm jungle]

Dr Umar is my favorite Inquisitor in 40k

[heady rivet]

What about my just sex pervert now

[vagrant fox]

Lmbo

[civic gale]

wha

[vagrant fox]

You 🫵

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2037902649710792916

Sorcerer (@Sorcerer32ndTac)

Never tell me that Avatar doesn’t have a cultural impact ever again.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 2:40 PM

[near wasp]

You have been charged with posting Leon sex Kennedy memes. Sentence name change

[hallow saddle]

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/goldendemon_us2026-mar29-40kunitsilver-h4nqaopieo.jpg i like this band of merry lads too

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[heady rivet]

Whats even funnier is

[vagrant fox]

Now that's peak

[heady rivet]

Nobody noticed it but

My name is mispelled

Has been for like 3 days

[jade holly]

Well this was a short read lmao

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Carrier

[rocky gale]

Very well done, love the set piece etc, but the ghouls are an awful colour

Like the colour is really well done

But it's just an awful colour

[hallow saddle]

its just very stylised

w/ the pink and blue

[rocky gale]

Yea and it doesn't work for me

[storm jungle]

this is based on an artwork

[rocky gale]

Makes the piece look unappealing, detracts rather than adds to the design

[storm jungle]

i recognized it immediately

[hallow saddle]

thats fair i dont generally like those colours either tbh

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/on-cod-gif-2719497445038114894

[brave owl]

wheres that animation from

[civic gale]

wheres the source?

[rocky gale]

Like still amazing work and better painted than I could ever hope to accomplish, but stylistically I would have went for another palette

[storm jungle]

Hold on ill get it

[lament shoal]

Idk its just a gif I found through discord when I typed in arbites

[storm jungle]

@civic gale @jade holly

based on fanart no less

[civic gale]

oh very cool

[rocky gale]

Golden Daemons based off fanart is a certified classic

[brave owl]

he pointed down

[heady rivet]

Me when I'm horribly burned by heretic flamer and my room temperature IQ officer shoots me for being a genestealer (He'll purge my entire battalion for this)

[lament shoal]

That’s pretty dope

[jade holly]

Oh I thought that reply was to that Golden Demon thing lmao with the blue guys

[hallow saddle]

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/goldendemon_us2026-mar29-40ksingleminigold-ralvo4frlh.jpg tbf ive got to post 40k single miniature gold

it is really really nice

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mid-meme-aew

[flat nimbus]

I like the fishy under the ice

[hallow saddle]

the snow on the ice is soooooo well done

and like the animal hide on his dagger's scabbard

[rocky gale]

Last years Adepticon 40k Golden Daemon was just something special

[hallow saddle]

ya that is soooooo sick

[rancid cove]

downloaded the official black library app
went to see how much an audiobook is
200 bucks on my native currency

holy fucking shit

[rocky gale]

One of the madest Slayer Swords to date is still Adepticon 2024 though

[vagrant fox]

There's some free ones at least

[rancid cove]

there is?

oh i see it

offer of this month

[vagrant fox]

That's great, +2

[rancid cove]

if i download it i can listen to it even if it gets out of the offer of the month, right?

[rocky gale]

A mirrored image diorama of a vampire lord is just so peak

[jade holly]

YOOOOOO

[rancid cove]

the books are also a bit expensive but its more doable

60 each

[vagrant fox]

Should be if you claim the audiobook version as well

[rancid cove]

doing it rn

thanks for mentioning it

im lucky theres a sanguinius book there

and the Ciaphas Cain antology

lol

ooo avenging son is also there

[vagrant fox]

You can hear the same story 13 times with the Ciaphas one

[storm jungle]

500 on mine lmaooo

[civic gale]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-rick-dalton-point-finger-pointing-hand-right-there-gif-20349799

[rancid cove]

gawd damn

[civic gale]

i just remembered of this but couldn't find the meme

[rancid cove]

500 on a audiobook?

[storm jungle]

lol all good

[rancid cove]

where the fuck are you from

[storm jungle]

Nah a basic book

le tme check audiobooks im curious now

[civic gale]

wait whats going on here?

[rancid cove]

how much a book is on the black library app

[storm jungle]

1k liras HELL NAH

[vagrant fox]

97 for an ebook and 210 for the audiobook for me, could be worse

[rancid cove]

JESUS fucking christ

[storm jungle]

🇹🇷 🔥

we cant unfortunately

GW carried an entire purge

[civic gale]

oh.

[storm jungle]

you HAVE to use the app for now

[rancid cove]

It's very hard to find pirated material

[civic gale]

when?

[storm jungle]

like, a few days ago i think?

[vagrant fox]

Since new app

[civic gale]

ceapples gave me one a fe- oh

[rancid cove]

i went trough the fucking trenches to find a downloadable of the black books

you have no idea

[jade holly]

If there were a 40K MMO would Armageddon be the PvP dedicated planet?

[rancid cove]

prolly

[storm jungle]

probably

[storm jungle]

to be fair those are even worse

[vagrant fox]

sure

[rancid cove]

id want a dead server called Cadia

[storm jungle]

black books are like actual historical relics

[rancid cove]

i had to pay for a 70 dollar membership in a random ass fucking site to download one of them

it was BAAAD

[storm jungle]

WAIT

DO YOU MENA SCRIBD

[vagrant fox]

Lmbo

[rancid cove]

YES

[storm jungle]

BRO WHY DID YOU DO THAT LMAO

https://scribd.vdownloaders.com/

CANCEL IT NOW

[rancid cove]

im goin to kill myself

this was like 2 months ago dilara

[storm jungle]

I DONT CARE CANCEL IT

[rancid cove]

i already did after downloading it lmao

[civic gale]

but.....the link ceapples gave me is working fine

[storm jungle]

oaky good lmao

[civic gale]

unless its a specific audiobook

[rancid cove]

i bought it, downloaded the book

and instantly canceled

[storm jungle]

but yeah use that site for scribd

[vagrant fox]

New books

[rancid cove]

i never knew that site even existed

[civic gale]

ohhhh

[vagrant fox]

Old ones are out there

[storm jungle]

me neither, another sailor friend recommended me it

[civic gale]

gimme an example of a new audiobook

[storm jungle]

Deadass?

[rancid cove]

the false gods book i found for free is so dogshit

[vagrant fox]

Chemdogs

I have a mega full of older stuff

[rancid cove]

itsd full of minor spelling mistakes

[civic gale]

yeh not found

[rancid cove]

im thinking of buying uhhh

[civic gale]

maybe just not uploaded yet

gimme another one

[rancid cove]

the third book for the heresy

[vagrant fox]

It released like yesterday. Maybe Death Rider

[civic gale]

the website works off requests so

[rancid cove]

flight of eisenstein

wait nvm i found it for free

lmao

[vagrant fox]

Hum hum

[storm jungle]

Lmao damn

[vagrant fox]

Well GW tried

[valid needle]

Just pirate it for free

[hallow saddle]

ive got a pretty decent BL calibre library which ive bought but the drm has been stripped out
on a totally unrelated note, my DMs are open

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

there are some books which were impossible to find pirated

[civic gale]

[storm jungle]

Also Recaf try not to mention these too openly as its against Discord TOS

do it in meme-speak lol

[rancid cove]

if USD wasnt so goddamn inflated id love to buy opfficially from GW

[storm jungle]

or like post and insta-delete

[civic gale]

mention what

hmm

[rancid cove]

but unfortunately the cheapest price tag they have is 60 bucks for me

[civic gale]

idk whacha talking about

[valid needle]

Flight of the Eisenstein?

[storm jungle]

I only caved into the app for Chemdogs because I HAVE to read it

[vagrant fox]

Something about the golden age of piracy

[rancid cove]

nah other books i found that one for free

[heady rivet]

I still need the Munda audio dramas but thats it to complete my collection

[rancid cove]

oof

[valid needle]

Ah ok I would have just sent it here

[crystal forum]

bro if you want eisenstein i'll just mail you the book

[civic gale]

lmao

[storm jungle]

Eisenstein?

isnt that the guy that nuked america

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[storm jungle]

damn

[heady rivet]

He works for Mossad?

[rancid cove]

most based person ever

[vagrant fox]

Set the whole atmosphere on fire

[valid needle]

Stein. So yes

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rancid cove]

if you do that id kiss you do you know how much that book costs here in brazil:?

[crystal forum]

bearenstain or berenstein

[heady rivet]

Shotuout to that psycho in the manhattan project that was the actual crazy instead of Oppenheimer

[storm jungle]

To be fair

Eisenstein is an actual thing lol

the book even joke sabout it

they think its named after Einstein

[vagrant fox]

Oppenchudder

[storm jungle]

but its after like an actual historical ship

[quiet orchid]

wait, u gonna kiss him?

[vagrant fox]

Time travelling macarthur

[crystal forum]

i have these HH books collecting dust man if you want some and pay for the shipping i'd be down

[rancid cove]

im only kidding babe

[civic gale]

another brasilian?

[quiet orchid]

liar

[civic gale]

@scenic trout we have competition

[rancid cove]

hes my gf

she*

[storm jungle]

he or she

[quiet orchid]

ye

[storm jungle]

make up your mind

[quiet orchid]

she

[civic gale]

ah piss

[rancid cove]

are you fr

[quiet orchid]

can i ask u something?

[crystal forum]

the ones i have read sure. no use in keeping books i wont reread

[civic gale]

i'd advise against it

jk

[crystal forum]

pretty much the 4 first HH books

i should read the box of HH books i bought years back

[quiet orchid]

I was going to ask her to mute Lyn

[scenic trout]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GwBLII4XQAACGsG.gif

[storm jungle]

HE WAS BEHIND SUNDIAL?

[civic gale]

oh then go ahead

[storm jungle]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[rancid cove]

i have false gods anbd horus rising irl already

[vagrant fox]

Born in Austria-Hungary in 1908, Teller emigrated to the US in the 1930s

Explains everything

[storm jungle]

I love how people saw the Tsar Bomb

and were like

[quiet orchid]

@rancid cove STOP TYPING HERE

[storm jungle]

"nah we need a bomb that will blow u pthe planet"

[civic gale]

careful the horus may be lurking

[quiet orchid]

JUST WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE

[crystal forum]

i can send eisenstein, galaxy in flames and fulgrim in one box

i definitely dont want fulgrim anymore

i spit on that book (not literally)

[heady rivet]

Hungarians are ontologically evil?

[civic gale]

[arctic talon]

10,000 megatons my god

[scenic trout]

https://fxtwitter.com/TwinkLit42/status/2038390141106925612?s=20

🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 (@TwinkLit42)

Trying to understand Age of Sigmar lore after being a 40khead for 4 years

Quoting HeartShapedTear (@TearShapedHeart)
︀
Watching Sigmars Toll with a few 40k friends who are getting into Age of Sigmar.
︀︀
︀︀I adore this scene so much, Prosecutors are peak.

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[vagrant fox]

German surname, hungarian, moved to the US
It's like supercharged evil

[arctic talon]

banger tweet

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY ME

THERES SO MUCH LORE

[civic gale]

lmao

ok so in the beginning

[crystal forum]

speed is doing the autistic swaying

so peak

[scenic trout]

[storm jungle]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

İ CHOKEd on my drink omg

[crystal forum]

tbf they were hungry

[heady rivet]

But rats are cute and Nazi femboys arent as cute

https://tenor.com/view/boggling-rat-gif-5994430820472951767

[neon jacinth]

Really like Ogryn

[crystal forum]

also fun fact the whole eating babies thing comes from nazi propaganda

[neon jacinth]

Specifically Boneheads

[heady rivet]

Proven true in Epstein files

[storm jungle]

do not read their lexi page if you value your innocence

[crystal forum]

DM me if you're interested btw i want to get rid of these books

[storm jungle]

🥀

[valid needle]

Nope

Propaganda implies it’s not true

[crystal forum]

as in the enemies of the state eating babies?

[valid needle]

Enemies? You mean the state runners.

[arctic talon]

Skaven aren't cute

Skaven deserve nothing

Kill all skaven

[vagrant fox]

wisdom

[crystal forum]

im confused on whether you're racist or not

[valid needle]

Oh nvm I didn’t know we were talking about skaven💀

[valid needle]

There it is

[storm jungle]

legendary quote out of context

[scenic trout]

[storm jungle]

eliminate him corswain while hes distracted

[heady rivet]

Only towards crackkkers, Asians that make over 80k USD a year, and women

[crystal forum]

the propaganda in question was about the jewish people eating babies, is what i meant. something the nazis did a lot

[valid needle]

Idk Dilara it seems like anyone who doesn’t say the Epstein files are fake is apparently a racist.

[storm jungle]

WDYM FAKE

😭

[crystal forum]

immediate shift when dilara realizes what's going on

[rose thorn]

40K has more slaves than AOS damn …

[arctic talon]

They shouldn't have removed skavenslaves

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

GW are fucking cowards

lol

[storm jungle]

its funny because like

skaven slaves ARE LITERALLY IN THE ANIMATION

[arctic talon]

They exist in spirit still

[rose thorn]

I think they should make clan rats more slave like lore wise

[arctic talon]

and lore

Nah

you need clan rats as a middle slot

Skaven slaves exist in lore still in essence

they're just really fucking low ranked clan rats

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

GW just decided to stop using the word skaven slave

because reasons

(cowardice)

[rose thorn]

Also I don’t think skaven need a clan rats ^2

[valid needle]

Skaven are the Black Templars of AOS. I will not elaborate.

[arctic talon]

Lore wise they need to exist

[storm jungle]

😭

[arctic talon]

no no, he's got a point

[storm jungle]

aint no way

[rose thorn]

Tabletop wise

[arctic talon]

tabletop wise nah they should lol

I want 400 minis on board again

that are total dogshit

skaven slaves were the funniest tabletop thing ever

literally worth half a point

each

[heady rivet]

Dilara paranoia arc

[arctic talon]

morale cascade instantly

[rose thorn]

The black Templars of AOS is on total war warhammer r

[arctic talon]

you kill one skaven slave

5 run away

[rose thorn]

Did Dilaria and I swap halves of our brain or something

[storm jungle]

I REALLY dont wanna get reported again lmao

[arctic talon]

you kill 10 skaven slave, the entire squad fucking dies

lol

[rose thorn]

Ag

https://tenor.com/view/homestuck-dave-dave-strider-feral-angry-gif-3824369759119293084

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

genuinely thinking that guy is who reported you btw

[heady rivet]

Reported for terrorism

[arctic talon]

I'm not even exagerating

they have piss poor morale

[storm jungle]

LOL

tbh id ask why

[rose thorn]

Whost?

[storm jungle]

i didnt do anything to him

[arctic talon]

I saw someone kill 80% o their entire army in WHFB

lol

with a skaven misfire

into their skaven slaves

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

Goofy ass morale cascade

[valid needle]

Who you been trolling this time?

[heady rivet]

Some crashout guy in zealot is the theory we all had yeah?

[storm jungle]

Trolling? WHAT

[arctic talon]

but no one wants to actually play Skaven as they are in lore

With piss poor morale

[vagrant fox]

More importantly why me

[crystal forum]

CALLED IT

[storm jungle]

NO ONE

[arctic talon]

piss poor everything

[rose thorn]

OH

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[rose thorn]

Isn’t he the guy who called me a dumbass

[storm jungle]

bruh literally everyone here trolls me instead

[arctic talon]

whenever skaven were lore accurate in WHFB

they were ass

[crystal forum]

tbf dilara you do bait a lot

[arctic talon]

aside from Skryre and monsters

lol

[storm jungle]

I even made a meme on it

[vagrant fox]

Cowards

[arctic talon]

no one wants morale cascade

[crystal forum]

also isnt there another guy called corswain

[arctic talon]

[rose thorn]

Every time someone messages on 40K lore chat the auto bot should message them that this is a pro AOS chat

[arctic talon]

Its why they made it less powerful in WHFB later on

[arctic talon]

and Old world

there's a max cap on it now

[valid needle]

Yes there is another

[arctic talon]

because GW are cowards

[rose thorn]

I CANT WAIT FOR MINECTAFT SULFUR RAGHHHH

[crystal forum]

how would you know that

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/7BdLGSSSvps?si=hTXInzPhnzITtlOB

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

[storm jungle]

"bye bye papa" kek

[valid needle]

Type @ and type Corswain

[arctic talon]

Those babies never knew he did 20 years in the can

[crystal forum]

this guy's awfully sus for being in the server for only a day

[arctic talon]

also the fucking Ford product placement is so funny

[vagrant fox]

I wanna know why whoever decided to wack Dilara also hit me in the driveby I'm totally innocent

[arctic talon]

Like

[storm jungle]

Nah hes an oldie

[arctic talon]

do you think Ford paid for that

lol

[heady rivet]

Collateral

[valid needle]

It is purely coincidental that the day I returned is the day Dilara was banned.

[arctic talon]

whatever happened there

[heady rivet]

Driveby not known for accuracy

[vagrant fox]

I'd hope

[storm jungle]

you arent Luther so im not suspicious for now

[winged jacinth]

"Ey Tone, you hear about these eldar types"
"What the fuck is an eldar paulie"
"They're like elves but in space tone"
"I thought elves were wizard shit"
"Tone, they got space wizards too"

[arctic talon]

Sopranos manages to make murder so fucking funny

lol

[rose thorn]

oh eyah idk if i said ehre yet but i am beginning my catagorization of bees!

[vagrant fox]

Hate speech

[crystal forum]

i will quote this exact message whenever the i told you so moment arrives

[valid needle]

I don’t know why you would be suspicious of Luther he did nothing wrong and was a great man.

[storm jungle]

I love how much Paulie fits into 40k

"It couldn't be helped Warmaster T, the guy fucking lunged at us!"

[valid needle]

He killed 16 Catachan rebels single handed he was a rogue trader for christs sake.

[storm jungle]

LMAO

"His ship looked like shit..."

[rose thorn]

minecraft arg i like dropped... but

i will be watchingt he lore summary ont hsi one boss

[winged jacinth]

"IN THIS HOUSE INQUISITOR KRYPTMANN IS A HERO AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"

[crystal forum]

you offended the australians

[storm jungle]

Sunshine's murder is legit hilarious

[arctic talon]

I never liked Kryptmann anyways, those ordo xenos always looking down on us

[vagrant fox]

Something gabagool Something free speech

I'm walkin heah

[storm jungle]

I really need to design an Interrogator Paulie

[valid needle]

Gabagool? Ova heeere

[arctic talon]

Paulie would make a great interrogator

[winged jacinth]

Necromunda should add a new family that sits around eating grox cold cuts all day

[arctic talon]

and by great I mean a great murderous one

[crystal forum]

im surprised somebody hasnt designed a bot that joins servers and reports everybody tbh

seems like it would actually work with discord's shitty AI moderation

[heady rivet]

I have WONDERFUL news

[valid needle]

It does it’s quite good