40k-lore-chat

[urban spire]

lmao

[arctic talon]

OG WoD mechanically was

Subpar

To say the least lol

[vagrant fox]

I appreciate nWoD for the rules updates

[urban spire]

big step forward

[vagrant fox]

The writing sometimes feels a little eh to me but it happens

[urban spire]

unfortunately, white wolf

[near wasp]

Only thing from nwod I don't like is the discipline changes

[urban spire]

gonna be real, if it's nwod, i don't want to play vampire

[near wasp]

Like changes to oblivion and vissitude

[urban spire]

nowhere near the most interesting splat

have you SEEN changeling?

[vagrant fox]

It feels like so much less, it lost its flavour

[near wasp]

No

[vagrant fox]

Never got around to changeling, I think I heard good stuff

[urban spire]

well it's cool

[vagrant fox]

I was busy oogling at Demon the Descent

[near wasp]

The one changing fan

[vagrant fox]

Man I wanna play Demon The Descent

[urban spire]

you got kidnapped by fae as a child, eventually broke out and made it back to the human world, now you have fairy ptsd, a bunch of fairy mutations, and you just have to fucking deal with it

[brave owl]

become a dm

LUL

[vagrant fox]

no

[brave owl]

right

[urban spire]

also hunter is just cool

[vagrant fox]

I will when I'm happy with my skills at DMing but I never practice

[near wasp]

Just jump into it tbh

Worrying and stressing doesn't get you anywhere

[vagrant fox]

I have before dw

It's a lot of fun but for me to do it I also have to have fun which means making maps and detailing too much

which I won't do for a bit

that's a silly sentence you get what I mean

[heady rivet]

Would rather see blood in my stool

[near wasp]

I gave my boss a list of vampire clans to be the base for two sabbat enemy vampires

[winter pine]

not joining a /tg/ group goon sesh, sorry

[outer wave]

Would rather see stool in my blood

[vagrant fox]

decapitates you with my cool saim-hann sword

[heady rivet]

I will not fuck the Eldar no no no

[urban spire]

that's right you've been decaffeinated

[solid horizon]

eldar are most certainly the allies of all time

[limpid granite]

this is a techpriest

[vagrant fox]

Someone steal this fools entrails

[heady rivet]

What does that

Mean

[brave owl]

no caffeine

[heady rivet]

Ah

If I drink a soda pop will I suddenly want to get my balls stepped on by a Wych

[brave owl]

Is that how you normally react to caffeine

[heady rivet]

Please respect my privacy.

[vagrant fox]

my chest starts hurting and my heart starts beating really fast

[heady rivet]

When you see an Eldar?

[vagrant fox]

when I drink 5 white monsters in a day

[brave owl]

I do not understand why people get several energy drinks

You can easily make the energy buzz last by slowly drinking it the majority of your day

[solid horizon]

addiction the despoiler

[heady rivet]

I'm immune to them because I'm a White Monster

[vagrant fox]

I should steal MacArthur for world building

[arctic talon]

I’ve done so for my pike and shot fantasyslop

My players loved to hate him so I think I did a good job

[brave owl]

sorry im an uneducated american - context?

[rocky gale]

American general who's plan for the Korean war was to create a ring of Cobalt to make the region uninhabitable

[brave owl]

gross!

[vagrant fox]

Of all the campaigns of my life, 20 major ones to be exact, [Korea was] the one I felt most sure of was the one I was deprived of waging. I could have won the war in Korea in a maximum of 10 days.... I would have dropped between 30 and 50 atomic bombs on his air bases and other depots strung across the neck of Manchuria.... It was my plan as our amphibious forces moved south to spread behind us—from the Sea of Japan to the Yellow Sea—a belt of radioactive cobalt. It could have been spread from wagons, carts, trucks and planes.... For at least 60 years there could have been no land invasion of Korea from the north. The enemy could not have marched across that radiated belt.

Funny guy

[vagrant fox]

You can't just call pike and shot slop like that

[rocky gale]

Basically make the area in red completely unihabitable with radiation, so that China couldn't reinforce North Korean forces

[vagrant fox]

I could've won if only I was allowed to commit warcrimes 😠

[opaque coyote]

MacArthur was fucking crazy

[storm jungle]

That entire thing was met with just

"Trust me sir this will work!"

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU'RE FIRED!"

fucking moron lmao

[opaque coyote]

I love how he was so crazy that the military had to fire him

[gleaming gale]

"There he is, the king of breadsticks!"

[storm jungle]

you joke but that is 100% how he entered the president's office

[opaque coyote]

Tbf don't give them too much credit

He basically spammed the idea of nuking China a lot

Before he was dragged away

[storm jungle]

I mean he was also a xenophobic freak

[opaque coyote]

But that takes like

A lot of crazy

[storm jungle]

even before the war lol

[opaque coyote]

To have the US Military be like

"Yeah you need to stop. Now."

[storm jungle]

because they prefer to hide their warcrimes

its really hard to hide a sea of uranium

lol

[opaque coyote]

You can ignore a village massacre

[storm jungle]

🫡 🇻🇳

[opaque coyote]

You can't ignore someone wanting to bomb half of china

[gleaming gale]

"Commie propaganda slop"

[storm jungle]

up there with every youtube comment that quotes "We defeated the wrong enemy............"

okay bro, something you wanna tell the class lol

[gleaming gale]

"They killed Patton for it"

[opaque coyote]

Also fun fact.

Uhh

For the Korean Armistice agreement

Every country signed on

Except South Korea

Because Rhee was

Fucking insane

Like arguably more so than his northern counterpart (not by much)

But still

[vagrant fox]

Funny his soldiers and fellow generals didn't like him much

MacArthur that is

[crystal forum]

not for a while

[storm jungle]

to be fair again he wa sa total psychopath

[crystal forum]

oh hey dilara isn't banned anymore

[storm jungle]

history books REALLY glaze people like him, Patton etc until you read about him

[crystal forum]

what a shame

[storm jungle]

Yeah i reported you btw, you are next

so long furball

[opaque coyote]

Like I said

Genuinely insane. He just happened to also be somewhat good at his job so they kept him around

[vagrant fox]

`Dugout Doug MacArthur lies ashaking on the Rock
Safe from all the bombers and from any sudden shock
Dugout Doug is eating of the best food on Bataan
And his troops go starving on.

Dugout Doug's not timid, he's just cautious, not afraid
He's protecting carefully the stars that Franklin made
Four-star generals are rare as good food on Bataan
And his troops go starving on.`

Thanks Bastards of Bataan

Dougout Doug is a funny name

[crystal forum]

what did you say anyways dilara

what kind of fucking chud reports discord messages

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

It’s my fantasyslop setting I get to do as I wish

[opaque coyote]

I genuinely have no idea why he thinks that looks good on him

Or like

[arctic talon]

Early gunpowder is fun

[opaque coyote]

Every MAGA look

[vagrant fox]

Pike and shot chaddery

[opaque coyote]

Like JD stop using makeup

You look like a fat barbie

[vagrant fox]

Joe Abercrombie does fantastic writing and in one of his books two pike formations meet and it's so good

[gleaming gale]

Alatriste is a also a great movie showing pike vs pike

[storm jungle]

makes him look less like a corpse

[crystal forum]

i have yet to see a fantasy gunpowder weapon that is actual early handcannone style guns

would be cool

[vagrant fox]

Never heard of it

[arctic talon]

I have stupid ass fire lances

[gleaming gale]

It has Viggo Mortensen as MC speaking spanish

[opaque coyote]

...it is so gaudy that it does distract me from it

That is true

JD Vance genuinely creeps me out though

Like

I

[gleaming gale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAcoekA2Zs8

[opaque coyote]

Those eyes genuinely remind me of like

Doll eyes

[vagrant fox]

oh it's eyeslop

[opaque coyote]

From a barbie

[storm jungle]

*zesty

[crystal forum]

he has dead soulless eyes

[solid horizon]

you know who else wears eyeliner ?

[opaque coyote]

Dude they look more soulless than mine. And mine basically look pitch black with zero shine

[solid horizon]

Abbadon the despoiler

[opaque coyote]

Listen

At least Abaddon pulls off the ponytail

[solid horizon]

true

[crystal forum]

i cant wait for vance to immediately disappear when trump is no longer in office

literally nobody likes vance

[solid horizon]

I dont think jd vance can re roll my hit rolls

[crystal forum]

not even republicans

[opaque coyote]

JD is basically a homunculus

[crystal forum]

it's like how mike pence is just gone

[opaque coyote]

There is zero other explanation

[crystal forum]

nobody remembers him

[opaque coyote]

Y'know if the midterms aren't rigged

Or at least

[solid horizon]

jd vance is uhh

player 2

[opaque coyote]

Not overwhelmingly so since it'll take a lot of rigging

At least we know that the Republicans aren't gonna have a seat for decades

[crystal forum]

vance only has his role because nobody else wanted it

[opaque coyote]

I still find it funny that after the Great Depression

We had like 40 years of non-conservativeism

And it was easily the best improvement that the US ever had

Which is fucking hilarious

[crystal forum]

then the baby boomer generation had to tear it down

[opaque coyote]

Tbf at least a good chunk of boomers were like OG Hippies.

And some still are

Boomers are either left as shit or right as shit

[crystal forum]

can you imagine living through a like 5000% increase in property value and still being miserable

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately the latter is more popular

Or at least

Has more people alive

[crystal forum]

something to remember is hippies were a minority

they were not the norm

[opaque coyote]

Yeah ik

[crystal forum]

also hippies suck imo

[vagrant fox]

ok it gets a pass

[solid horizon]

I dont like hippies

[crystal forum]

they thought they could change the world by getting high and listening to pink floyd instead of actually getting shit done

[gleaming gale]

The entire movie is pretty cool, also shows mining and countermining during the Siege of Breda

[solid horizon]

most are middle/upper class folks cosplaying as poor gypsies

[opaque coyote]

So ..

Aprox. 60% of leftist groups

[crystal forum]

bro

hippies barely held ideological beliefs

it was mostly spiritualist crap

[solid horizon]

Hawkwind >>> Pink Floyd

[opaque coyote]

Trye

*true

[storm jungle]

What does it matter, we have people that do protests and pushbacks instead and get nothing done

dont worry about it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036392908326174790/1241519131967361024/darktide_rannick_youve_served_me_well.gif

[crystal forum]

it matters because a lot of hippies ended up "growing up" and becoming the same boring adults who they supposedly hated

[solid horizon]

hippies did protest a lot against vietnam war

[crystal forum]

contributing to the system

[storm jungle]

ive never seen a bigger ghoul in person than him ngl

[opaque coyote]

Tbf there is actually some impact.

Why do you think the Epstein Files had to be released.

But it definitely isn't enough

[storm jungle]

like

you need to be another level of inhuman

fucking cocksucker

[heady rivet]

He's like if a grifter had 0 charisma or influence over people

[solid horizon]

vance is the incarnation of selling your soul to the devil

[storm jungle]

Agreed, like legit a sack of shit

[opaque coyote]

Bro at least selling your soul would probably get you more than Vance got

[solid horizon]

dude used to be against trump

[opaque coyote]

Vance just didn't have one in the beginning

[storm jungle]

And nothing came from it. Those people will never suffer any consequences and the public did nothing when they withheld the files.

[solid horizon]

then I assume trump gave him money and a certificate that people would vote for him and elect him if he supported him

[opaque coyote]

Like I said.

Definitely not enough

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

you have to remember that trump literally threatened his last vice president with treason for doing his job

[opaque coyote]

At the same time though.

Violent protests often get out of control.

And usually it just leads to the government brutally suppressing it

[storm jungle]

to be fair he threatens everyone for doing their job lol

thats why he did those purges

[crystal forum]

remember when mike pence confirmed the voting results and trump called him a traitor and basically unleashed january 6th on him

pence could have literally been killed

you have to be a moron to work for trump

[opaque coyote]

Explains his cabinet

[jade holly]

How many Defilers is too many for an army

[opaque coyote]

None of these people are even remotely qualified

[jade holly]

Cause idk if I should go 2 Defilers or a Defiler and a LoS when I start my IW army

[storm jungle]

Do you remember that ex-delta guy from like a week ago?

but invading iran was "too far and not what i voted for"

fucking moron

lol

[opaque coyote]

Actually fuck qualifications

None of them even have common sense

I'm pretty sure grabbing a random guy off the street would do a better job than most of them

Unless if that guy is also a MAGA supporter

[crystal forum]

hegseth has more qualifications in his liquor cabinet

[jade holly]

The LoS is still way larger than the new Defiler right?

[opaque coyote]

God imagine being his kids

The videos I see with them they all look so fucking awkward

Like "oh god dad's here"

[brave owl]

I wish I had such a loving relationship with my couch

[opaque coyote]

Actually

Imagine being any of these MFS kids

[crystal forum]

these kids will inherit a ton of money so i doubt they care

all that insider trading money

[neon jacinth]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

Maybe

But none of the money in the world would make me want to be Elon's child

[crystal forum]

meanwhile elon musks's kids probably have to fight to the death to see who will inherit his money or some shit. idk wtf his plans are with his birthing kink

[gleaming gale]

his what

[crystal forum]

he has a weird desire to have as many kids as possible

who tf knows why

[jade holly]

Should I play it safe and just preorder the IW combat patrol?

And not anything else with it

[crystal forum]

he doesnt care about any of them

[opaque coyote]

He also disowned one of them for being trans

Vivianne I think her name was?

She seems alright

[gleaming gale]

Kravek is a good pick too

[crystal forum]

especially not his trans kid

[jade holly]

Yeah but he’s not limited time

[gleaming gale]

Combat Patrols aren't limited time either, they get restocked until a new one will come in a year or two

Battalion Boxes are limited

[jade holly]

I thought the Night Lords one was

[crystal forum]

all musks's wives end up hating him

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I doubt any of them actually got with him because of his personality

[vagrant fox]

everyone should read the first law series this shit is bussin

Just a random POV in a pike vs pike formation fight

[gleaming gale]

Huh, they appear to show 'available while stocks last'

weird

but the Night Lords are still in stock for what it's worth

[vagrant fox]

Haven't a bunch of them distanced themselves from him

[crystal forum]

i think all his ex wives yeah

[jade holly]

I don’t seem them on the shop online

[opaque coyote]

But anyways

[jade holly]

I even directly looked up “Night Lords Combat Patrol” and didn’t see it

[opaque coyote]

I love how the Starfox fanbase has (d)evolved past nostalgia and into

"Yeah this was made to make more Furries"

[crystal forum]

we stay winning

[opaque coyote]

Although honestly I do generally agree with them that Starfox needs a new game

[gleaming gale]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-EU/shop/combat-patrol-night-lords-2026?queryID=8a540148068fca98cfe5c8491a5dd7a8

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit

[gleaming gale]

it's still in stock in EU at least

[crystal forum]

did nintendo make starfox or was it sega

[opaque coyote]

Nintendo

Dumb

[jade holly]

It’s on the EU but not NA

[crystal forum]

damn why didnt they make more

[opaque coyote]

Nintendo seems to mistreat a lot of their IPs

[crystal forum]

he's just a smash character these days

[opaque coyote]

Although Metroid actually got revived somewhat

[crystal forum]

wdym somewhat

[opaque coyote]

So maybe it's a sign

[crystal forum]

it got a huge release

[urban spire]

they fucked up metroid prime 4

[opaque coyote]

Terrified that they will stol

*stop

[opaque coyote]

Heard it was good just not "10+ years of hype" fulfillment

[crystal forum]

my first metroid was prime 3

goated game that nobody remembers

[urban spire]

no, mediocre game that nobody remembers

[crystal forum]

fuck you

[urban spire]

it's the worst prime game

[opaque coyote]

Referring to 4

[vagrant fox]

I ain't ever even played a Metroids

[opaque coyote]

Not 3

[crystal forum]

i think she meant 3

[urban spire]

i was talkin about 3

[opaque coyote]

They're pretty fub

[crystal forum]

why is 3 bad

[opaque coyote]

Oh

I like 2

[urban spire]

wiiu

[crystal forum]

it's not wiiu

[urban spire]

isnt it?

[crystal forum]

wait no

im thinking metroid prime corruption

[opaque coyote]

It released in 2007

[urban spire]

oh wii

[crystal forum]

is corruption 3?

[vagrant fox]

Nothing on the NES can be fun this is true

[urban spire]

maybe it's fine then

never heard anything good about prime 3 though

[crystal forum]

it's good trust me

as a kid i liked it at least

[opaque coyote]

Yeah except the original.

Super Metroid are generally pretty good

Along with the remakes of the first two

Metroid Zero Mission being a remake of the very first

[crystal forum]

i also player metroid other m

[opaque coyote]

And the Metroid 2 remake

[crystal forum]

which i think people hated?

i liked it

[opaque coyote]

It was mid.

Gameplay wasn't special and the story isn't what people wanted

[crystal forum]

it was different

[opaque coyote]

Also made Samus kinda stupid

[crystal forum]

the third person and first person mix was interesting

[opaque coyote]

burning alive in a fucking planet made out of molten rocks

[crystal forum]

i should dust off the old wii and try them again

maybe i should buy prime 1

[urban spire]

story reasons, gameplay is fine, even good sometimes

[opaque coyote]

suddenly gets permission to turn on heat proof suit

turns it on

[crystal forum]

i liked the super bomb that was teased for the whole game lol

[opaque coyote]

???

[crystal forum]

and you finally get it

[opaque coyote]

She literally had that in her pocket

For half of the level

And she didn't turn tt on

[crystal forum]

yeah lol

[urban spire]

samus, pillar of videogame fiminism, suddenly entirely beholden to some fuckin guy

[crystal forum]

im now remember how dumb she was

[urban spire]

yuck

[crystal forum]

the flashbacks literally call her dumb too

i learned what the word naive meant

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I didn't really care about that.

Like it is about her brief stint in the military.

It's just how dumb she is

[crystal forum]

from that game

[opaque coyote]

That is the punch

To the point of lacking common sense

[urban spire]

well yeah that's what i'm saying

she won't fucking do anything unless she gets permission

from someone who isn't even her fucking superior

[crystal forum]

lol

[urban spire]

she is 100% indie by this point

[crystal forum]

yeah she's supposed to be an independent bounty hunter

[urban spire]

famous bounty hunter even, EXTREMELY accomplished

[opaque coyote]

Like the worst part is how she apparently left the military precisely because she didn't follow orders well.

If anything, she should've been the opposite.

Going all gung ho and getting herself into trouble as a result

[crystal forum]

she could have used the super bomb the whole game

[opaque coyote]

Basically being too risky instead of being risk adverse

[crystal forum]

the thing that clear entire rooms

[opaque coyote]

Which I think fits a younger Samus well

Untempered

Wild

[crystal forum]

is there ever a metroid game where she starts with all the upgrades and loses them

[urban spire]

she's so tempered!

blooded even!

[crystal forum]

i dont think it's ever explained why she always loses her upgrades

[urban spire]

this is multiple metroid games into the series

[crystal forum]

does she go to a pawn shop and sell them off

[urban spire]

chronologically i mean

literally the most competent person in the galaxy

[opaque coyote]

There's a few that do.

One is Metroid fusion, she lost her upgrades because she got infected by a parasite and needed to get her suit removed.

And also the prime games

Besides that there isn't really much explanation

[sacred ginkgo]

Dread

[crystal forum]

galaxy's strongest warrior but only when she's at the end of her mission

man i love metroid series

it's like the only nintendo series that isn't cartoony

[urban spire]

didn't you just say you've only played prime 3 and other m

[crystal forum]

yes

[opaque coyote]

Yeah which is why the lack of world building kinda sucks.

The Prime games are the only ones that do

[crystal forum]

i should play the other prime games

[opaque coyote]

And even then it's confusing on how canon they are

To the main games

Because trying to get Nintendo to make a coherent timeline

Is a fools errand

Just look at Legend of Zelda

[crystal forum]

i think i can run gamecube games in my wii

[opaque coyote]

Metroid is a series that needs more detailing ngl

In like

World building

Other M kinda tried but arguably failed

[urban spire]

idk what world building there is is kinda goofy

[opaque coyote]

And nobody wants to remember that game

[crystal forum]

the games are more vibe based

[crystal forum]

i wish nintendo would just release games on pc

wait isn't sony stopping their pc releases and returning to exclusives

ffs

[opaque coyote]

Ripley being a fucking menace was pretty much developed in the manga.

He was basically just a screeching animal before all of that and it was a change so popular that people still love Ripley

[urban spire]

character building!

[crystal forum]

https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-has-reportedly-returned-to-console-exclusivity-in-part-because-some-within-playstation-are-worried-that-releasing-games-on-pc-may-hurt-sales-of-ps5-and-even-ps6

[heady rivet]

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[crystal forum]

yup

[surreal nest]

I completely forgot that Navy Breachers was an entire killteam of just shotguns

[urban spire]

idk character based writing and self contained lore is fine to me

[opaque coyote]

Like before he was just some dragon-like alien pirate captain.

So adding the details of him being a megalomaniac with a severe god complex that ate Samus's parents

Is great

[crystal forum]

may hurt sales of ps5

[opaque coyote]

Which btw Other M ruined also

[crystal forum]

they literally increased the ps5's price

[opaque coyote]

Like it's technically an adaptation of the Manga

[surreal nest]

I honestly dont blame any consoles for price increasing in this climate hate to say it

[crystal forum]

they also have a boarding axe and minigun

[opaque coyote]

But Samus in Other M already encountered Ripley a bunch of times

[urban spire]

the reason i don't have a ps5 is because it's too fucking expensive

at this point, a console exclusive game is a game that simply didn't come out

[crystal forum]

i'm not buying a ps5 when it's nearly the cost of a computer

[surreal nest]

The tariffs are brutal

[opaque coyote]

It made sense in the manga because the only other time Samus encountered Ripley

Was when she was literally

Three years old

And Ripley murdered her parents right in front of her

[surreal nest]

I wanna try to kitbash them onto cadian shock troops

I need to

[urban spire]

hell i don't even reckon triple a is worth it

[opaque coyote]

And also her entire colony

[crystal forum]

why

[urban spire]

and that's mainly what's exclusive

[surreal nest]

Um

Shotguns

[urban spire]

you can just play indie games, it's fine

[crystal forum]

i regret getting a good pc in 2024 when i still mostly play old and indie games

[urban spire]

they're usually better than triple a slop, games for everyone are games for no one type shit

[opaque coyote]

Seriously I think Ripley is honestly the most evil Nintendo Villain

[crystal forum]

actually no i dont regret it because i got ram

[surreal nest]

The only tripe A games I soyjack for are Resident Evil, God of War, and Ghost of Tsushima/Yotei

Genuinely goated games

[opaque coyote]

Bro would be transported into 40k and be like

"Finally! This is perfect for me!"

[surreal nest]

Also the Spiderman games are actually really good

[crystal forum]

bro im not buying a RE game for like 90$

i will wait a couple of years

[opaque coyote]

Just wait a couple of years

[surreal nest]

You're missing out

RE9 probably the best resident evil game

[crystal forum]

i played 7 in like 2021

[storm jungle]

Jay is not the smartest furry in the shed

[storm jungle]

too much white lady

👎

remove grace from the game

"A-A-A-A-ARE YOU SURE"

shut the hell up

[crystal forum]

i really want to play it dont get me wrong

[urban spire]

you just want to stare at leon sex kenedy's ass

[storm jungle]

I mean of cours

as is my right

[surreal nest]

I know the price is disgusting

[urban spire]

as is your right

[surreal nest]

God of War Ragnarok I think is the only game I really consider worth 70

[opaque coyote]

Need to play that shit

[dapper gyro]

Ass is our right.

[crystal forum]

just expect me to suddenly start gushing over RE9 in like 2 years

if we're all still alive

[opaque coyote]

Capcom has been mostly releasing bangers for Resident Evil

[urban spire]

i regret buying ragnarok, i'm never finishing that game

[scenic trout]

Game is not even 70$ on steam

[opaque coyote]

Resident Evil 3 Remake is the sole exception

I pirated that

[surreal nest]

Literally what I did with re7 9 years after it came out

[opaque coyote]

I then deleted it after finishing it

[opaque coyote]

Seriously how did they fuck it up that badly

[surreal nest]

I'm still thinking about RE7 after beating it like a month ago

[opaque coyote]

It speaks a lot when the original has far more content

[storm jungle]

Jack Baker is the strongest MAGAsupporter

[crystal forum]

did you play the DLC's yet

[dapper gyro]

Acceptable action

[surreal nest]

JACK WOULDNT DO THAT

[urban spire]

the combat is mediocre and the boy is constantly telling you puzzle solutions like .3 seconds after you discover the puzzle

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

I skipped daughter's because its scary

And bedroom

Just watched a video

[gleaming gale]

@storm jungle Prefectus slop you shared made me think of the possibility to run an IM campaign with the party as cadets lmao 💀

[surreal nest]

Chris was a ton of fun

[crystal forum]

resident evil 7 single handedly made me want to visit louisiana

[scenic trout]

discord reported
Never speak ill of papa baker

[surreal nest]

You did not interpret the game correctly

[crystal forum]

did you try 21

[surreal nest]

I loved it

[near wasp]

[storm jungle]

LMAO nice

[dapper gyro]

If boi is so smart, he should have done all of the puzzles himself.

[crystal forum]

now get the achievement

[storm jungle]

the part where shes gloating about "all my students died as proud martyrs and im stuck with your sorry ass" bit is 🔥

[opaque coyote]

Jack?

Hmm

Honestly pre-molded probably not.

He's too empathetic. He took Evelyn in despite her mysterious circumstances. He definitely wouldn't vote for Trump because he would care too much about other people.

Post-molded? Definitely.

[crystal forum]

it took me like 50 hours

[storm jungle]

Pre-mold definitely

[crystal forum]

roguelike blackjack

[storm jungle]

LUCAS LITERALLY KILLED A CLASSMATE IN THEIR ATTIC

AND HE DIDNT NOTICE

[surreal nest]

Combat is not mid I promise

[opaque coyote]

Fair point

[urban spire]

i played it

[surreal nest]

You have disgusting combat combo potential

[urban spire]

it's mid

[opaque coyote]

Lucas is a fucking maniac

[crystal forum]

i only remember it being ridiculously hard in hard mode

[gleaming gale]

Have the surviving PCs be handled some envelopes telling they're shipping to Savlar, campaign end 💀

[opaque coyote]

Okay

So

I feel like he would vote for him in 2016

But he wouldn't vote for his rerun

[surreal nest]

Lucas wasn't even really infected by the mold

Physically yes

But he was still Lucas

[brave owl]

Steam's power levels are growing too great 😛

[crystal forum]

did you do the roguelie thing

[surreal nest]

What's that?

[crystal forum]

something must die

forgot his name

[surreal nest]

Oh fuck no

[crystal forum]

ethan

try it

[opaque coyote]

He got a special serum from the Connections that spared him from the mental effects.

So he was actually infected for a bit

[crystal forum]

it's really hard

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

I really want to the concept is super interesting but it would make me so mad

[storm jungle]

Lucas was just a 40k fan, a chud

[brave owl]

the ethan must die dlc is basically a puzzle SAW game

[surreal nest]

True true actually

[valid needle]

Definitely an Eldar player

[storm jungle]

*Dark Angels

[surreal nest]

Nah Lucas would play eldar sorry

[valid needle]

Watch it Chrissy

[crystal forum]

the fake lootboxes with the slightly offset yellow tape are such a troll

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-drink-laugh-funny-thats-gif-11859512

[surreal nest]

What army would Paulie from the sopranos collect

[opaque coyote]

But it probably didn't even change him much.

In fact, Evelyn didn't even he notice he was free

[crystal forum]

whenever i see people bitching about yellow paint in RE games i think of ethan must die

it's so funny

[opaque coyote]

He didn't act any different

[near wasp]

Paulie would play votaan

[surreal nest]

Honestly re7 hid so many items i dont even care about the yellow paint on some things

[opaque coyote]

That mode is hell lmao

[rose thorn]

ONCE AGAIN

AOS WINS

[surreal nest]

Using a stimulant and finding items behind fucking couches

[storm jungle]

AOS mogging as usual

also love the strawberry jam wings

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

[opaque coyote]

RE7 is great.

A part of me wishes it was longer but at the same time it's like a roller coaster

I think the RE2 remake is my favorite though

[crystal forum]

i think it's what a roguelike genuinely should strive to be. something hard but repetitive that makes you quickly learn and become super good

[opaque coyote]

So much so that I actually

S+ with Leon

Not Claire though

Most people say Claire is easier to S+ with but

I just don't fw her weapon choices

Except the grenade launcher

[crystal forum]

RE always has the best side content and secret unlocks

[opaque coyote]

That shit is gas

[surreal nest]

We gotta start killing good painters holy shit

[surreal nest]

Cat ears leon and mercenaries in re4

[opaque coyote]

Only criticism I have about the RE2 remake is the A and B not having enough differences

[crystal forum]

infinite ammo rocket launcher

[opaque coyote]

And also the B side having an extra gun with uncraftable ammo

Why

Just

Just why

[crystal forum]

because capcom understands that game+ should let you be goofy

[surreal nest]

Did you see that capcom tweet about their anniversary? It showed the exact amount of money the merchant is in debt for

[crystal forum]

waddaya buying

[opaque coyote]

I swear both him and the Duke are boyfriends

[brave owl]

I did an entire playthough of claires trying to S rank it and I think I missed the mark by like 10/20 minutes and I was so pissed

[storm jungle]

too much ketamine

[opaque coyote]

Which definition of boyfriend depends on you

[crystal forum]

literally the best merchant in any game

he has the best fucking quotes

[opaque coyote]

But The Duke has his own charm

I like him

[surreal nest]

I wish I could agree

[rose thorn]

Literally just pant more

[opaque coyote]

He isn't above the Merchant

[brave owl]

and I think it was because of that stupid ass mixing puzzle and the final boss taking too long to kill

[opaque coyote]

But I like The Duke

[storm jungle]

the RE4make Merchant is extremely sexy

he should give Leon backshots

I mean discounts

[opaque coyote]

That fat ass is the best bro ever

[surreal nest]

But sindri and brok get best video game merchants for me

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/rpdrequiem/status/2036189151054254238?s=20

dria ✶⋆.˚ re9 | ♡’s moone and jess (@rpdrequiem)

he is so funny and realistic 😭 ethan winters haters dni

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[brave owl]

because i couldn't for the life of me remember how to mix the stuff correctly

[storm jungle]

I hate Ethan as a character but his braindead deliveries that are meant to be serious are so funny

his wife gets slaughtered
"What the hell!"

wha ta moron

lol

[surreal nest]

Erm why?

[scenic trout]

honestly everyone would react the same

[languid meadow]

"OK, you little bitch. Where the fuck are you"

[storm jungle]

He is a non-character, just some white guy with zero personality

[languid meadow]

Dilara will not survive the winter

[scenic trout]

just like us irl

[urban spire]

yeah ethan ends up being really funny

[languid meadow]

Ethan is great

[brave owl]

Don't get mad at Ethan his brain is mold

[storm jungle]

im brown so

[storm jungle]

He really doesnt

[surreal nest]

Ethan resilience winters dont say that shit to me

[languid meadow]

every one has a lil white boy in em

[urban spire]

no i mean the flat delivery

[storm jungle]

"ethan resilience"

Literally every RE character

[languid meadow]

Grace

[surreal nest]

Difference is that Ethan is just a guy

[storm jungle]

also its called plot armor

[storm jungle]

That white guy from Isle 4 yeah

[surreal nest]

No its not he died

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/grace-ashcroft-resident-evil-requiem-re9-resident-evil-9-requiem-gif-2909772699695292283

[opaque coyote]

I'm kinda sad that they removed him looking infected similar to the villagers.

Probably for story reasons that changed from the original.

But honestly I just like the idea that instead of the Las Plagas virus making him homicidal. It just increased his capitalistic tendencies

[storm jungle]

Yeah after being mutilated and escaping death until the script said its his time

[scenic trout]

https://fxtwitter.com/miivvmi/status/2038048938100400401?s=20

mimi (@miivvmi)

i can’t take this gif seriously

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[languid meadow]

Ethan dies like 10 mins into 7

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[surreal nest]

No be died died

[storm jungle]

thats a retcon

so again doesnt count

[surreal nest]

NO IT ISN'T

[crystal forum]

i want to say that he's intentionally not much of a character. throughout both games they never show his face and i think that's because he's meant to be stand-in for the player unlike classic RE characters that are full of personality

[storm jungle]

We literally are never told hes dead in RE7

[surreal nest]

HE REATTACHRD HIS ARM WITH MEDICAL JUICE

[near wasp]

Aw come on your basically Greek (and this is how dilara obliterates me from existence)

[surreal nest]

GOD FORBID A SEQUEL EXPANDS THE STORY

[storm jungle]

Hes a non-character because they wanted people to be put in his shoes the ntried to give this braindead guy a character but he turned out to be Ash Williams from Temu

[urban spire]

ethan being mold was foreshadowed in the first game yeah

[storm jungle]

a retcon is a retcon, get out

[brave owl]

Ethan isn't a person guys

[storm jungle]

It wasnt lol

resident evil games dont plan for sequels

they make up shit on the spot

[surreal nest]

Also he was fully cocooned and in the hivemind with jack in the ship

[storm jungle]

its why teh entire plot of the series is a mess

[nocturne crest]

Damn, MGS V is over 10 years old.

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I think it wasn't a retcon given Jack's line.

"Welcome to the Family son."

Along with the fact that he can just reattached his limbs via a bit of alcohol.

He was always intended to be infected by the mold.

[storm jungle]

Yes it was. Yall are reaching like crazy.

"welcome to the family son"

wakes up in texas chainsaw dinner

[crystal forum]

i think his character is only ruined in 8 when they try to give him some personality tbh. but that just falls to "suffering builds character" when every fucking antagonist keeps reminding him that his child is dead

[surreal nest]

I dont think jack intended for Ethan to come back to life tbh thats the first time mold has ever resurrected somebody

[storm jungle]

Again, RE devs do not plan ahead.

EVERY SINGLE Resident Evil game has retcons

[opaque coyote]

How do you explain him reattaching his limbs

[languid meadow]

40k has rotted yer brain

[opaque coyote]

He definitely at least was infected

[rocky gale]

This one is pretty pog

[scenic trout]

As the one famous vrc popular furry streamer with highly expensaive VR stuff with full body tracking and cartoonish animation movement said "RE9 story made no sense, pure mess" as all RE stories are

[storm jungle]

Its classic RE where you survive life threatening injuries, is this your first rodeo

[scenic trout]

[crystal forum]

just spray some first aid on it

[storm jungle]

Tbh RE9 is worse

they make spencer e. hitler a good guy

[surreal nest]

This is bait do not feel the troll!!!!

[storm jungle]

lmao

[opaque coyote]

True

But they never got outright limbs regenerated without some bullshit explanation.

[scenic trout]

but it has its aura moments so everyone gives a pass

[storm jungle]

THEY FUCKING DID

[opaque coyote]

Usually a virus

[storm jungle]

YOU JUST HEAL IT WITH HERBS

LMAO

[storm jungle]

yeah basically

like

[scenic trout]

[storm jungle]

im playing RE5 with my friend

and we are doing the spencer mansion DLC right

THIS MAN

IS TORTURING PEOPLE

[opaque coyote]

They never got their legs or arms chopped off???

[storm jungle]

IN HIS BASEMENT

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

Just vaguely hurt

[surreal nest]

Name one character that lost their limb in RE and got it back in the same scene

[storm jungle]

what teh fuck do limbs have to do with anything when you get mauled by big monsters

"vaguely"

YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR PLACES CHOMPED

AND STABBED

AND TORN

lmao

[surreal nest]

Yeah but do you lose any limbs

[storm jungle]

limb losing does not relate to anything

critical injury is critical injury

stop reaching

[surreal nest]

Yes it does

[storm jungle]

no it doesnt

stop glazing, bad

[crystal forum]

you dont get your hand back immediately in 7 remember

[urban spire]

nah just gluing a limb back on with some herb water is a new level of body horror

[opaque coyote]

Because one is noticeable while the others just seem to get scratched/stab/torn.

One has been established throughout the games

While limb losing always has an explanation in resident evil.

It's far more visually noticeable

[crystal forum]

you have to fight off your gf with just one hand lol

[surreal nest]

You get your foot back if jack catches you

[scenic trout]

Does not matter if i have a hole in my chest located in my heart, i am still walking and eat a weed

[crystal forum]

reloading a gun one handed

[storm jungle]

"body horror" man yall need to watch some better material

[crystal forum]

they actually did animations

it's so good

[opaque coyote]

And the fact that they literally highlight that

[storm jungle]

that doesnt corelate to anything

[opaque coyote]

In the game

[storm jungle]

"stab and torn" mfer i swear 💀

[urban spire]

not for ME, for the games!

[opaque coyote]

Means something

[scenic trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325279566981501072/1429340869894475867/SPOILER_IMG_9626.gif

[crystal forum]

i just wanted to talk about the one handed reload being cool

[brave owl]

I don't think you actually have to lose your foot at all? You can avoid that one

[storm jungle]

get out of my office furry, NOW

[surreal nest]

Super human resilience is more explainable than somebody's arm being fully functional after gluing it back to their stump

[languid meadow]

I mean RE2/9 have body horror if you count like being able to comprehend what is happening but unable to stop yourself

[storm jungle]

It sreally not

[opaque coyote]

The fact that they have an entire ass scene where you get your foot chopped off and you reattached it with liquid.

[storm jungle]

its just plot nonsense

RE is a goofy series

ethan isnt an exception

lmao

[scenic trout]

i think thats scripted

[surreal nest]

Yeah but Ethan is very clearly infected

[storm jungle]

Hes really not

[crystal forum]

guys do you forget that the healing potions connect ethan to the hivemind

[opaque coyote]

True but even goofy ass series has its own eternal logic

[storm jungle]

the infection thing is made up in RE8

[crystal forum]

he's shroomsd

[storm jungle]

it really doesnt

[scenic trout]

Baker chops your leg and later gives medicine a second later to mock ethan

[brave owl]

I don't think so? I feel like i've seen a couple of playthroughs where they skipped that

But idk

[surreal nest]

What happened with the cocoon in 7 then

[storm jungle]

Nothing, it was just holding him in lol

like

why cant people understand RE devs do not plan ahead for games

[surreal nest]

But he was in the hivemind with jack

[storm jungle]

they make up shit in sequels

[opaque coyote]

You mean despite the fact that RE7 has mold everywhere.

And the fact that molded people have enhanced regeneration.

And the fact that Ethan can reattach limbs easily.

[scenic trout]

if we speaking in glitch runs then yeah

[languid meadow]

It's not the potions it's him dying and the mold bringing him back the only reason he doesn't lose himself like the bakers is because he get disconnected before it fully takes over

[storm jungle]

because the mold itself is psychic

[opaque coyote]

It definitely was intentional

[crystal forum]

but the baker family treats him as one of them for a bit

[opaque coyote]

You're just denying

[scenic trout]

I never saw the skippable leg lost

[opaque coyote]

It

[storm jungle]

Yeah because the mold is psychic

[civic gale]

hi lore chat

[surreal nest]

Its psychic when you are infected

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-gideon-victor-gideon-re9-victor-re9-victor-resident-evil-9-victor-gideon-ugly-gif-5089950349979040670

[urban spire]

THAT is a reach

[storm jungle]

Yeah, by your logic everyone in RE games should be infected but they arent lol

[crystal forum]

also ethan literally has to inject himself with the thing

remember

[storm jungle]

REACH? ITS LITERALLY THE LORE

[opaque coyote]

Which is established that can only be heard by the INFECTED

THAT IS THE LORE

ETHAN WAS ALWAYS INFECTED

[storm jungle]

Stop making shit up

[opaque coyote]

THE MOLD IS PSYCHIC ONLY FOR THE INFECTED

[brave owl]

maybe they did the skip on accident idk :\ is all good

[languid meadow]

no the mega mycete is explicitly stated to be psychic in both 7/8

[opaque coyote]

THAT IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING LORE

[languid meadow]

it's like fucking

las plagas

[urban spire]

it's not psychic! you only get to talk to mushrooms if you're in the mushmind!

[opaque coyote]

CAN YOU NOT READ??

[scenic trout]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[surreal nest]

No because the resident evil viruses typically aren't airborne

[crystal forum]

remember when ethan inject himself with the cure

[languid meadow]

SHROOMIND

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[storm jungle]

Some are lmao

[brave owl]

if re viruses were airborn it'd be so joever

[surreal nest]

Name em

[opaque coyote]

Accept that you are wrong

[crystal forum]

oh like the coofer creature in 6

[storm jungle]

aigh thold on its gonna be a long list

[urban spire]

they are though, in several of the games

[storm jungle]

Accept that you yap too much and dont know anything 🫡

[storm jungle]

They arent

lmao

[opaque coyote]

Accept that you don't know anything either

[languid meadow]

the T virus in RE1 was airborne before the S.T.A.R.S showed up

[storm jungle]

thye only make up that shit in movies later

[opaque coyote]

[surreal nest]

T Virus was airborne only initially

[languid meadow]

also the virus in 6

[storm jungle]

Not happening from you of all people dingus, settle down

[neon jacinth]

Life goes on , long after the thrill of living is gone

[storm jungle]

tbh the C-Virus is like crack cocaine

[brave owl]

I thought it was waterborn?

[storm jungle]

its made from like 4 viruses

its hilarious

[crystal forum]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monster/images/8/8b/Lepotitsa.png/revision/latest?cb=20171003105118

this thing

does gas

in 6

[storm jungle]

no porn in lorechat

[surreal nest]

Doesn't count cuz the protagonists wouldn't have experienced it

[opaque coyote]

Then you are easily far more stubborn than me

[storm jungle]

Doesnt count because you say so? Get out

[urban spire]

they are in outbreak

[languid meadow]

Nah the version in the Arklay mountains was airborn before the stars showed up but the one in 2 was waterborn/carried by rats

[crystal forum]

wasnt it in the water supply

[languid meadow]

that's 2

[storm jungle]

Im not, get over it

[languid meadow]

that's from NEST

[brave owl]

aaah

[opaque coyote]

Say you

[languid meadow]

the arklay mountains was different

[storm jungle]

They arent before it though lol

[brave owl]

makes sense, im mixing it

[surreal nest]

Look out theres a really big hammer falling and its going for your temple

[storm jungle]

Say you, keep up

[brave owl]

I don't understand why STARs didn't just die then

[crystal forum]

c virus is literally just t virus on steroids

[brave owl]

or turn

[languid meadow]

because it was already contained by then

[storm jungle]

Nah, though a brick on your skull is coming in like 5s

[brave owl]

aah

[languid meadow]

the only thing left was the infected

and the creatures that escaped

[surreal nest]

Mouth wide open im ready to catch a brick

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[storm jungle]

Quiet down pipsqueak 🫡

[brave owl]

which, not a great thing

[urban spire]

not explicitly, but implicitly because of survivor, and then re9 went ahead and said it out loud

[crystal forum]

kinda wild to think that RE was initially just a mansion zombie adventure

[storm jungle]

🥱

[crystal forum]

and 2 takes it to wild place

[storm jungle]

"not explicitly" until relevant

classic RE

[urban spire]

a police station?

yeah the RE series has tons of foreshadowing

[crystal forum]

a city about to be nuked

[brave owl]

and then 3 goes harder and gets you chased by the scariest thing in gaming for years to come

[storm jungle]

Erm nuked?

[opaque coyote]

Tbf 2 is just a natural extension.

Last one was a house

Now a city

[storm jungle]

of course you mean thermobarric'd

🤓

[urban spire]

they did retcon the nuke to a thermobaric bomb

[languid meadow]

tbf RCS is like not explained

[brave owl]

Besides the Raptors from Dino Crisis LUL

[crystal forum]

fuck you

[storm jungle]

KEK

again my point

[brave owl]

That shit was scary

[storm jungle]

RE games are a fucking mess

[languid meadow]

I think it's a version of the T virus that targets people who are resistant to the normal strain

[storm jungle]

because they make up shit in each new game

"OOOO RACOON CITY SYNDROME"

[crystal forum]

RACCOON CITY IS A FUCKING CRATER

[storm jungle]

"OOOOO NEW ILLIMUNATI GROUP"

[storm jungle]

like lets go through this for a second

theres Umbrella

[languid meadow]

the connections are fucking OLD

[storm jungle]

theres Neo-Umbrella

theres Blue Umbrella

theres the Family

[brave owl]

umbrussy

[storm jungle]

thers the Connections

like

STOP

[languid meadow]

I think they were added in uh 5 right

[storm jungle]

"old"

[crystal forum]

blue umbrella was quickly forgotten

[storm jungle]

they are literally from RE7

LMAO

[languid meadow]

I swear they are older

[storm jungle]

5 is just Wesker

[brave owl]

you know that shit don't grip it spreads

[storm jungle]

Connections was made up in 7

Again

[crystal forum]

nah it's 7

[storm jungle]

RE always does this

[crystal forum]

chris works for umbrella in 7

and 8

[languid meadow]

game is almost 10 years old now oml

[storm jungle]

"they were behind everything THE WHOLE TIME"

[storm jungle]

💀

[heady rivet]

I like that Resident Evil is one of the few pieces of media where zombie outbreaks are just a localized event that happens

[crystal forum]

but inevitably umbrella is still evil

[storm jungle]

Same, it never spreads

[crystal forum]

like who could have expected that

[languid meadow]

no no Chris works for the BSAA

[storm jungle]

Spencer is a good guy chat, trust me

[urban spire]

don't say shit like that

[storm jungle]

no no

[heady rivet]

Like Dead Rising

[storm jungle]

its Blue UMbrella now

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

not in 7

[storm jungle]

To be fair

[languid meadow]

NO IT'S NOT RAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[storm jungle]

with dead rising they setup quarantine INSTANTLY

[languid meadow]

Blue Umbrella makes the anti BOW weapons for the BSAA

[heady rivet]

Capcom LOVES a localized outbreak

[languid meadow]

and the great for the BSAA

[storm jungle]

i love how these factions also never go anywhere

[crystal forum]

they literally have the umbrella symbol on their shoulder

[storm jungle]

yeah but its blue

[languid meadow]

the goons in RE8 are also the BSAA

[storm jungle]

completely different!

[storm jungle]

yeah but now they are zombies

bcause uh

[urban spire]

that's one thing i like about the RE series, it's realistic about how fucking unlikely a zombie apocalypse is

[storm jungle]

thats a thing now

LOL

[heady rivet]

I like that Chris NEEDS Leons sperm

[languid meadow]

Same gear as in 7

[urban spire]

if dead people start walking around and transmitting their shit via bites, the area gets locked down and the situation gets dealt with

[storm jungle]

has this plotpoint gone anywhere yet

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Umbrella is too busy killing people with Tyrants

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/QlU76wEc33k

[languid meadow]

Chris works for the BSAA but BU makes all the shit for the BSAA

[storm jungle]

what te hfuck

LOL

[heady rivet]

The game just came out

[storm jungle]

not that dumbass

the zombie BSAA thing

lol

[urban spire]

"buh the military would get overrun!" no the fuck they wouldn't, it's slow shambling corpses that can't fight back against a gun

[storm jungle]

that was just so random

[heady rivet]

Its so clear they regret killing Wesker lole

[storm jungle]

and it was never established in Village beside

"ERM THYE ARE ZOMBIES NOW"

[storm jungle]

10000000000%

[opaque coyote]

Kind of a continuation of how Wesker infected himself with a virus

[storm jungle]

Wesker is gonna appear in RE10 lol

[crystal forum]

wdym the games always nearly have the world end every time until the last minute when the protags win lol

[storm jungle]

its really not

[opaque coyote]

And gained bullshit super powers

[storm jungle]

Wesker's entire thing is a fucking mess im not gonna get into

because like

[heady rivet]

Kill Wesker
Spend literally every game since 5 setting up Weskers return
Masterful gambit, sire

[storm jungle]

hes a blonde matrix supremacist übermensch

[crystal forum]

they send 1 fucking guy to rescue the president's daughter

[storm jungle]

also spencer was a good guy btw guys

[crystal forum]

granted it's elon kennedy

[heady rivet]

To be fair have you SEEN that one guy

[crystal forum]

but still

[storm jungle]

he made wesker accidentally

[urban spire]

failure just means the area gets nuked thermobaric'd

[storm jungle]

Elon Kennedy....?

[crystal forum]

fucking autocorrect

[opaque coyote]

True

It's just the general concept of

A guy gaining powers by injecting something into his cock or something

[urban spire]

élan suave kenedy

[languid meadow]

I think the scene in 9 is not meant to redeem spencer but to show yeah he regrets what he did but he's still a shit head lol

[vagrant fox]

Wesker? Wesker with his complete global lactation plan?

[languid meadow]

he could've given elpis out

[storm jungle]

he just has matrix powers its fine

[languid meadow]

but he didn't

because he's a prick

[heady rivet]

I shouldnt have gone back in time and moved that chair at the RFK assassination

[storm jungle]

THIS MAN IS A LITERAL NAZI TIER WAR CRIMINAL

EVERY THING IN THE SERIES

EVERY VIRUS

IS HIS FAULT

LMAO

"muh redemption"

[crystal forum]

RE only happens because an old guy doesnt want to die

[storm jungle]

tbh

just like IRL

[opaque coyote]

He dies anyways

[languid meadow]

I can't wait for the remake of 5 when he gets fucking got by wesker

[opaque coyote]

[crystal forum]

i dont think they'll remake 5

[storm jungle]

they will

[crystal forum]

for certain reasons

[urban spire]

i'm feeling real uneasy about the RE5 remake

[gleaming gale]

Bravo Kojima

[urban spire]

they've learned by now, right?

[storm jungle]

they'll fix it

[opaque coyote]

They definitely will.

I do hope they'll remake Code Veronica though

[urban spire]

they have to

[languid meadow]

they made 4 less sterotypical lol

[storm jungle]

Code Veronica is next in the leaks

then 0

[languid meadow]

I think they can do 5 lol

[opaque coyote]

Nice

[storm jungle]

ALSO