#40k-lore-chat
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You can’t prove that
he is a figment of your imagination
Fine, I'll order the book
you could also look at it from a fact his attitude is a coping mechanism
but they are not fully trusted with bolt pistols so they are "blanks" but if they pull the trigger on the hooded figures they need to protect from the otehr team (and go out to execute their ones) the moment they execute them the pistol sends a node for the executionee's collar to explode, the team that kills the other commissars' victims wins
All the hazing and hardening just bounced off his jawline.
Well at least he lives to fight back the evil ass xeno hordes.
What lol
It's funny as hell
and are beaten severely
or "disappear"
its SO fucked
theres a segment where Hesh snitches on like his ENTIRE class and is recommended for it
It's some fucking trial from Outlast it's so fucked
DUDE YES
love how this is prob the most "sane" of all the schola programs
literally outlast trials type shit
can't imagine what Scions or Sisters go through
Reminds me of that one asylum for guard veterans ran by sororitas that conveniently had a servitor conversion factorum next door
Scions prob knife fight each other and shit like some royal guard stuff from star wars
2 for the 2D ones afaik, not sure though
The roads being obliterated for no god damn reason made me chuckle
bless my transgender khorne main life
imagine this but a bunch of children
that's how I imagine Scion school is in the schola
It's pretty much that and just general organized brawls for all cadets
The Rose in Darkness has a schola cadet as one of the POVs
This is so funny to me
Its genuinely so fucking dark and funny
FYI they literally black bagged him and brought him to a roo mfor this btw
Last post but yeah its hilarious how much some authors water down the Scholam
you would not come out like a normal person out of these
I'm gonna rip whoever changed the warcom site in half
What did they do now 
you know how there used to be buttons for like

Oh my god i see it now FUCK
destroy warcoms website
Marine Soyjak flashbang
War on warcom now
his fangs....
i need that man to bite me rn
Marine Chud King*
Do you mean the ones from constant cavalry and regiments marching on them?
Weren't they bombed to prevent evacuations or do I misremember
Yeah that too LMAO
he lists like 5 reasons
and they are all so fucking dark and funny
Such a wildass thing and it's just stuck in my head I was wondering if I misremembered it
Its probably because the novel has such a All Quiet on the Western Front but Dark Comedy tone
its very post-apocalypse
The good guys of Warhammer don’t hurt humans I’m sorry
Ties it up with the mordians getting ripped new assholes by rebel aircraft strafings in Last Chancers and they keep lockstepping on the road because no officer told them to stop and dive for cover lol
If he don't hurt me Imma hurt him real bad
Imma show him the true rage
like i said above it starts of SLOWWWW like sleep inducing almost but it extremely picks up afterwards
and thankfully the chapters pass really fast
I fucking hate books that are just bolter porn for the most part tbh
It's fun sometimes and not too much
There is only so many ways an author can write 'the main character warhammered on the enemy fourty thousendly' for the entire book
I really liked the kroot in Death Rider, weird things
Literally THE only part i skimread was a bolterporn bit with Hesh fighting Kroot but even that had amazing moments
dude them ||replicating radio noises/callouts from the Imperials was fucking FREAKY||
like actual raptor birds, peak
Kroot parrots 🗣️
Yeah im gonna add that to the lexi if its not there already
the only time I really enjoyed it was uh
knigths of macragge
that was fun
I've never loved them more, going from that to the kroot in Elemental Council was a bit eh
also because I like how they did savage orcs and warp travel
yeah the Death Rider author just has a super unique writing style
Alao Valian takes a guardsman to become a future commissar if I heard that right, is that a thing now?
Jens is a good egg
Yeah but can guardsmen become commissars now?
I THINK its from recommendations or something? Im not sure
I think she gets called adjunct, I forget
adjutant yeah
Yeah, somekind of assistant with future promotion in mind I'm not entirely sure
^
basically equilavent to some diciplinary officer
he tells Katarin this and shes like
"Yeah. Whatever."
🥀
"Go die in a ditch, Hesh"
Literally what she tells him btw lol
but yeah slow start but peak after peak afterwards
first time ive ever seen that in a 40k book
its usually the complete opposite lol
Cain must have gone to the most benevolent Schola lol
Yeah this entire chapter made me ironically hate his character even more lol
damn that art is desaturated holy shit
glaring at you from his toilet bowl
me when i am on the shitter
you get all the way in?
yea
efficient
The water doesn't splash you then
veins bulging, gripping for dear life, entirely immersed
if you've ever seen the royco cup of soup commercial like that
Did they just delete that lol
Yeah I don't see it
What the fuck do they have to lose by posting it 10 minutes early
you gotta eat more fiber brother
Liver King
I haven't had liver in so long, I should get some
You need to remember these are the same people who hold fatshark's balls so that they dont psot blogs without their say-so and also actively tell them to postpone updates that FS promised to their playerbase lol
Are they also making Fatshark post ads about an event being added 1 hour before the event ends?
They posted it like an hour early
which book
Death Rider
ty
Buy and read when you can!
I'll be interested to see your opinion on the ending
Yeah ill send a ping in bookclub when possible
Man this box is so fucking sad lmao
im gonna try to chow through most of it today
is it a krieg book
I'm trying to get through chem dogs
Anything but giving the admech two chickens
how is it
Very good
Shut up Necrochud
Back to the Underhive with ye
I don't know what irks me about the not-LCVP so much, the 'tism maybe
Somewhat. Its main protagonist is a Krieg-assigned commissar on a planet thats slowly falling to the tau, the planet is in full evacuation and he basically spends most of the novel with a female Krieg adjutant/helper where they are tasked with recovering the rogue krieg regiment that is still fighting on the planet and bring back for mass evacuation
its VERY good
Vandoth was mentioned earlier
I did just get the Restless Dead to compare it with
I think I'll jump to chem dogs instead
WHERE
in ur penis the boys style
He's a Blood Angel so I'm obligated to drool over him
also me on the turlet
I wish they report you again
On it boss
tbh deserved
I'll die before I censor myself
GO BACK TO THE BOTTOM OF HIVE FUCKING SECUNDUS LOSER
Bet
Krieg hands wrote this
^^^^^^^^^^
This thing looks a bit bent
like
no offense but full offense
Lyons is one of the most "generic" writers ive seen
guy has been writing Krieg for 15 years
and minus maybe 2 books all his Krieg content sucks
"It's not Lyons shovelslop, MID MID MID!"
its incredible
^
same reason I love Mike Brooks
he has a shovel krieger attack an alpha legionnaire
and he just goes
"Lmao fucking idiot"
and disembowel then rip him apart
PEAK
Dead Men Walking was alright
I dont like that book because i felt it was more funny than tragic, a lot of people like it
I really, sincerely, like bits of what Lyons does. He has sometimes really cool scenes but the books end up just being alright but I'll take another Rhuairidh DKOK book over Lyons any day
Deserved for liking Krieg
the "dark" ending where the protagonist is left behind by his princess lover and dresses up as a krieg to charge down to die in a necron tomb is SO fucking funny to me
like... how am i suppose to react to this?
I love WW1 and not WW2 slop that most guard regiments are
im suppose to be sad? lmao
You must imagine yourself as commissar Katarin being a fucking menace to them
Oh yeah btw did the appeals work or did the timer run out in you two?

does it have a paperback edition
I didnt appeal but it worked for Sigsen i think
When I was a wee boy I found it mildly sad, now I find it very funny
Lmao fitting
Still being reviewed
I don't know if they know the q word can also mean odd or peculiar in olden fashion
My dog just shot me so much side-eye for getting out of bed and waking her up
Im not actually sure
Cataphractii armour
Look inside
Indomitus
you must imagine yourself as commissar katarin and put that dog in its place
hasan piker style
Actually I'm a dumb conscript and according to Regimental Standard the dog outranks me
He's better off in indomitus
Then you should be executed for disturbing your officer what are you doing
It's made from combining parts, pretty sure it said in one of the WarComs
10000 years in the eye hasn’t been good for consistency in armour
Even if Kravek isn’t a Veteran of the Long War iirc his armour probably was yoinked from one at some point
I wanted to eat ambull steak, I compromised, I heated corpse starch off the plasma gun coils
LMFAO
funni hastarii
stealing that idea
I just got to the part where whats his fuck got out of jail
April or whatever
What a weirdo
Ritchie?
IT'S THA JAAACKET
LOL
yaeh
These people are all fucked up weirdos so I'm looking forward to how it goes
Yeah no spoilers lol
Spoilers: ||They're Italian-American and are really big on that||
OOOOOH
KEPOOTZ
Wait until you meet Ralph
yeah he escaped from the Matrix
(or this is where the Machines put him)
prob the latter
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war – and the stories told about them. Carnage Unending is a new anthology of classic short stories from some of your favourite Black Library authors, chronicling just a few small fragments of the endless battles fought in the 41st Millennium with appearances from the Orks, Black Templars, Drukhari, Commissar Yarrick, and many more.
Finally
MFW you have to buy a fuckass anthology book for the Yarrick short stories instead of including them in, you know, the Yarrick boxset
lol
How long ago was Eye of Terror shown off?
Couple of weeks if it's the one I'm thinking of
The Iron Warrior stuff
What's with GW making shitty swirl patterns lately
Common thing for dice to look stupid isn't it
Wait its been a few years since I tried mainline tabletop. Its all just D6? No unique die? Why the hell would you buy dice just to rep?
To help show quality, if it was 1 black color then the dice would look cheap
5th edition is gone, man
I have a bunch of 🦴 d6
We still ave unique dice in the real world... (Munda)
I have the police brutality dice
Well necromudna uses special d6, d6 and a deck of cards
It sucks to be a warhammer fan because you gotta come to terms with that fact that 70% of the fandom are edgy chuds
LOL
"I know how you like to be LICKED"
🥀
FAAAHHH
me in the bt pits fighting almost every other person
Yes but the d6 is special as you just said

Post its replying to gave me cancer
The eye effects in Sinners is really cool, I give it a +2
Tourist hands wrote OP post
yea i didnt want to post that in case someone didnt see the quote part and thought i was unironically posting it
LMAO all good
i love how people ask the director that
"is it some arcane reason? whats the point of it?"
and hes like
"Nah I just saw Puss n Boots 2 and Death in it had em and it looked cool as FUCK"

The whole white glow in the eye?
I love death
Krieg hands wrote this
such an interesting way to create the character
yeah yeah
Everyone knows best villain is Jack Horner
Reminded me of tapetum lucidum, what when predators eyes glow in the dark when you shine a light at them
Hella cool, A+ directing
tbh Jack Horner is a villain you love to hate
Death is a villain you love to see aura farm
Goldie is a villain you want to see redeemed
You can't hate Jack Horner, he's a tragic figure
The film gave us a trifecta
We need to introduce more trans people to AOS instead of 40K on god
They are being lured into a trap
lwk playing twwh3 rn and i fw the setting heavy
https://fixvx.com/illjoy_/status/2038085357049180592 Kinda fucked up the most prominent Bracken fanfic is IDF isekai where he starts the industrial revolution
the concept of saying a character you don’t like is actually an IDF soldier that got isekai’d into asoiaf
QRT: sansaologyy
I still cannot believe I really stumbled on this while searching for asoiaf fanfics?? Like I literally had a body reaction …
WHAT
@rocky gale its OVER for us
this is genuinely the best slander ive ever seen
Also
blows any manga slander out of the water
"his gunner tossed a cigarette in the gas tank"
Yeah i think you guys just hit an IED
you dont have to hide it
Played as a good thing though
Martin is afraid to write this much peak
7 BILLION GOLDEN DRAGONS TO BLACKWOOD
one problem
Genuinely how does the total war warhammer community have the worst modding community ever, like when I tried playing I was looking for a stormcast mod and posts from other people making or looking for them had death threats over it
LMAO BRUH
Apparently the community has a rule where they will report spam bomb any TWW mod they deem “not lore friendly”
WW1 empire mod
Oh Dilara you see the new Calgar mini?
Her arc was visible from a mile away but I was still happy to see it
Predictable ain’t always a bad thing when it’s done well
lmg an edit ?

still better than the 40k chuds
AI slop
yesterday I went to the local model store and I saw marneus calgar on the shelf, my mind has been tainted by calgar edits
AI wishes it could do this
Yeah just keep your eyes on your version of the world and how it goes in Immortal Empires, don't look at anything else...
Yeah because old word fans only play total war warhammer lore
The Calgar edits transcend AI slop
It's literally AI
So you can easily ignore them
where is my calgar thalia guld
Wat 
Yeah
Goddamnit
yeah calgar does not look like sean penn
AoS is better at the very least because it does not have "pygmies" as an official faction
that exactly
Marneus Calgar burned in your retina like old desktops
Why are they always angry and yelling
@storm jungle
That's from the 80s, not that it's good, but that's way old
You can make me see my family!!!
meanwhile I'm begging for my brother to convert his old metal marneus calgar mini to chaos but he just wont do it
this one
I would be so hesitant to join an irishman but, well, I'm not racist
midget by today standards
i wouldve joined him in a heartbeat ngl
his people cursed mine I'd have to overcome my biases ok
I was hesitant then I saw him kill it on the dance floor
me abusing skulltaker and running over the entire map is canon to me
LMAO
ive joined him on that talk he does with smoke
and watching him playing that irish song
i’m so musically untalented i’d be the first person he would refuse to turn
yeah teach me how to dance remmick just bite me

u can have all my stories sir
i know it’s really white of me but that was my favorite scene in the movie
criminal that it lost to kpdh
nah kpdh was deserved ngl
Possessed marine says what
Irony that a movie that markets a industry literally based on contractual slavery won against a movie thats musical genre was literally born from slavery
kpop demon hunters
Oh
Kpop Dick Hunters
I thought you were talking about that decapiro movie
Golden throne
I am not a Kpop fan ngl. I’m much more rock and metal with some… what genre is Stevie Wonder? Funk?
i like music that sounds good
I mean
funk duh
idk what a genre of music is
(i know a lot actually but i don't car)
thats the music industry in general alas
I feel so bad for the idols, they sound like their entire life is in someone else’s hands and they can never have something for themselves off the stage
Kpop is another level, i dont think people get this
yeah
their contracts are literally named Slave Contracts
💀
Apparently even hints of an idol being in a relationship makes fans go absolutely rabid and send death threats
Like holy crap
its basically musical industry mixed with being akin to a fashion model
its disgusting
dont forget their agents as well, they'll tear that girl apart
I think a lot of people dont realise that it's also something very present in western/european music industries
a good productor is like uh
finding the holy grail
by I good I mean someone that gives you freedom and doesnt fuck you in the ass
don’t forget that kpop “took inspiration from” black culture
Remember that era of biopics releasing back to back?
Rocketman, Bohemian Rhapsody, Elvis
A Weird Al one too?
well, cultural exchanges platonic or not are essential to the survival of music
in k-pop demon hunters (2025) the groups manager is respectful, supportive, and doesn’t sexually harass the idols. this is a reference to the movie being a work of fiction.
recently I've been super pissed off when people get mad when cultures take stuff from others over the years
LMFAO
FUCK

Isn’t it the most natural thing when cultures can interact?
like that's how it's always worked !!!! the culture you're trying to protect isn't the original!!!
yes
it's the most basic and natural thing
Mfw people forget the Silk Road smh
music can never suvive without being modified
Every culture borrows from every other
Depends on the music genre imo
there's a difference between like
making fun of a culture
and just the natural processes
counterexample ?
Like how Cowboys developed from Vaqueros that were originally brought through Spain
Honeslty it's really the Americans i'm mad at tbh
femtanyl has nothing but timeless masterpieces that will endure
Delta Slim in Sinners says it best
"White people love our music. They just hate the people that play it."
"white culture" this
"black culture" that
In another 50 years these will be so intertwined it doesn't fucking matter !!!!!!
it mostly is anyway
uh okay but it's not really related to what I was saying
yeah idc
a lot of words and styles have exchanged
delta slim my goat
Sinners reference
fair
How good was Michael B Jordan in Sinners? I heard he played twins who actively physically interacted in scenes?
Legendary tier
Sinners is a movie with zero problems or issues
Wait until I tell you most of black culture in the usa is the exact same as hillbilly culture because it's the culture the freed slaves adopted because it was the culture around them
the SFX stuff is so fucking good
you can barely tell its Michael in most scenes yeah lol
i have no idea how they did it
the twins are like very different
Body doubles and face changing is my guess
The "twinning" effects in the 2025 film Sinners—where Michael B. Jordan plays twin brothers Smoke and Stack—were achieved using a combination of advanced technology, including a custom "halo rig," Technodolly motion control, and extensive, subtle visual effects (VFX) to create a seamless, in-camera look.
Like have one twin’s face hidden and have him be played by someone else sort of stuff
almost all the tricks for "same actor playing two different characters" were used
nothingburger wordsalad lmao
split screens, rigs, etc
Now how many times did Michael B Jordan need to act out a scene in different gear

yeah if you know nothing about cinema lol
I think the first time I saw this effect was uh
A lot lmao
that will smith movie
I know about cinema duh, it's just a lot of words that are very unprecise
tenet?
coule be earlier but that's the first one
Gemini Man?
Doesnt look like it, GET OUT
once again, I studied cinema 
nice caps lock
the one with the younger version of smith
Tenet? More like Slop
nolanslop
How about i crack your skull open with a pipe
Tenet is Tenet backwards I’m so fucking stupid
loud hanz zimmer music and neverending dialogue that pretends to be smart
100000% this
one of the most pretentious movies ive watched
the prestige was good
It insists upon itself 
“nooo you don’t understand it’s not supposed to be understood on the first watch you need to watch it 6 times before you can appreciate nolan’s genius”
mouies? fuhgeddaboutit
I'm so glad you access movies legally dilara
I did see Oppenheimer, that was a good movie
Cough cough
who tf watches movies legally in this day and age
What do y'all think is a better choice for my warband?
No war cry/vox silence
"Your blood is our feast!"
"For the Baroness!"
Me
who are you, a slave of netflix, amazon and hbo ?
tired of movies about american dipshits
depends on the movies
Were supposed to act like we do
Glory to my local movie theatre
I love when directors say that lmao
Reminds me of Shutter Island where that reason is said word by word by the director BUT he adds the bit "we did this so it gets more people going in for rewatches and makes more money"

sinners was pretty peak
i didnt expect to like it as much
destroy the american hegemony
Sinners is peak cinema
I BORROW movies I watch from local library and I watch ILLEGALLY archived movies
The vampires were right in the right/j
Was Sinners originally meant to be a Blade movie?
unless you are racist i guess
Sinners very good
then watch one of the trillion movies about none american dipshits
because arguably the selection is broader and more interesting
shutter island was pretty straight forward
remove that /j or else
they just tell you what the deal is at the end
No I just know the rules of this discord
The racial unity hivemind
you don't have to think about shit with shutter island
shitter island
"Michael Jordan won an oscar by killing white folk on scene!!!"
-some random guy on twitter i saw earlier
the section that shows music throughout the ages made me go 
MY GOAT
eventually, everything leads back to calgar on the shitter
I liked shutter island for the mahler but that was about it
That scene had NO RIGHT to be that fucking hype
Twitter pissed me off so much during the oscars
delete your twitter account
Imagine using Twitter unironically
destroy your twitter
because when that dicapiro movie won over sinners there was so much bullshit
I don’t watch the Oscars tbh, just feels like an inner circle we’re not invited into
Yeah because Dicaprio is prob a pedophile
nah its the better movie
Probably?
dicaprio cant act
its very close tho
"racists won over sinners" DID YOU EVEN WATCH THAT MOVIE IT'S ANTI RACIST
if he was a pedo he'd have won so many oscars by now
but one battle was insanely good
fella was so bad in the last scorcese movie I forgot the name of, and actually every other movie he's played in
Nah pedos hate each other
nah he's a weirdo at least he waits for his GFs to be of age
GETOU-
pedo behaviour
And then ditches them when they turn 25
No more than 25 though

Doesn't Leonardo go for 18 year olds and drop them the instant they turn 25
no real talk though fuck him
what his name from uh
i dont think dicaprio is a pedo however he's a weirdo
house of cards
destroy all actors
Kevin Spacey?
Besides Darin de Paul, he’s the absolute goat
Why? Because he assassinated all his whistleblowers lmao
Put the actors in those situations for real and how they react is what goes in the cut
how many witnesses got killed against Spacey again?
keyser sozemaxxing
was it like 6?
and they were ALL ruled off as "suicides"
and everyone forgot about it
actually fucking insane
they all just happened to be depressed ya know
Lmao yeah
^
"and then they died of a broken heart" ahh
His reach is actually nuts
It's crazy how the key witness who was excited to testify killed himself with a bullet to the back of his head while he was running on a treadmill
I love the american justice system
Obvious mass murdering rapist is on trial
Oh no the witness died, i guess he can go
amazing
you might say it's
does it 6 times
actually, bring in more haitians so they can practice justice the haitian way
Shit happens, people do get depressed, tie their hands up and shoot themselves in the back of the head 6 times
alr let's not do that it's actually bleak in haiti
yeah
john brown's revolution should have happened
What’s happening in Haiti?
chaos
me when the country is destroyed by a guy named BBQ
theres no government anymore
like u have gangs running the country
its ruled by like militias
civil war and mass murders
Holy shit
haiti's been getting fucked by france for over a century
Haiti's history is so fucking bleak dude
jimmy cherizier aka BBQ is the leader terrorist
they put ppl in big truck tires and burn them alive in the streets
He just needed to be a little more emotionally intelligent and he probably could have honestly
more
its currently labeled as a "Failed State"
hence "over"
the modern problems are a mix of getting fucked over the US and France/ internal issues
also
The country is just fucked now rn
The only good isekai is the John Brown one with the catgirls
the Dominican
my sister's haitian she couldn't even move back there even tho she wanted to
cuba's not doing so hot either
it's sad really but it was fucked the day it was made
going to live there is called a suicide
I got a bit of a funny question, but would it make sense to give guard or chaos cultists wood-gas vehicles?
No
we can’t
escape from new york except there is no escape
Source
how do you feel about 6 more years of war in the middle east?
she settled for the Us instead
Trump doesn’t want to commit to a land invasion for obvious fucking reasons
lol
Fucking god
the myth of american military hegemony is dead
It's called His Soul Is Marching On to Another World
what the fuck is warhammer 40000
still worried for her cuz she's black and not american in the us
no it's not new ones, it's the announced ones that haven't been released yet
chaos got knights too?
No, but he’s been shuffling troops around for the last couple weeks, the reason he isn’t is because this war is very obviously hugely unpopular
the one after 39,999
…. ?
His approval rating literally had already been firebombed repeatedly
If he wants to start a ground invasion of a country in the sandbox it’s gona get firebombed again
lol
lol
my bad I read it as patrols
they got paratroopers there at the readyu
Something like this fitted to a tank or a car
but he's scared cuz the ratings yeah
There’s always fucking paratroopers in the Middle East 💀
I am sure they won't get fucking eviscerated by cheap TEMU drones and out of support
there will be one (kind of) that fucking island iirc
pretty sure that's Iranian territory
it is yeah
In theory, but to see if they're ready for it yet to do it at the impact they'd need
why wouldn't they just use prometheum fuel like they always do
Logistic, poor world...
Though I would have liked if they shot everyone on that island
Nothing ever happens
Maybe they don't have any left.
Died for Israel award
yeah it's just those guardian of the revolution there iirc
they could go nuts
💀
It'll be like those Russian para who got dropped with their pants to their ankles for the Ukrainians to mop up
They’ve been stockpiling for uears
How successful has the war against Iran even been
I do not doubt that my government is happy to propagandize the shit out of me if it means dump's approval rating doesn't tank even more
Like
they spent years building it up
Buying from China
They've been building them for decades, they saw what happened to Iraq in the 90s
They started stockpiling in like the 80s
since the 90's??? Bruh
why the fuck does every country that owns warheads own so much thats a better question
iIran has literally been buying missiles constantly
My media says "yeah bro Iran is getting FUCKED bro like it's already over they can't do anything at all haha"
cuz they don't have nukes
big fan of all those extremely expensive planes getting obliterated by cheap weapons and trumps response being "no they didn't"
they need a shit ton of warheads
Iran is getting fucked
no nukes
Cheap/easy to manufacture, Iran having a not to be forgotten industrial knowhow, petrol being their main export...
If you pretend it didn't happen it didn't happen
didn't they lose 2 to friendly AA ?
wrong F plane
or
F-35 got hit by a funny drone
ah
F-15 got friendly fired
iran isn't so much killing people as maiming them
which is part of the strategy
lol
Irans basicially been buying military surplus missiles or actual missiles
destroying stuff and locking down the strait is all the need to be doing
they have actually competent smart people in charge unlike us stuck with patel vance and kegsbreath
Elite, didn't Iran buy missiles, retrofit them and then sell them ? I think I remember something like thst, for Russia or something
and making their own
Hegseth really looked at the russians in Ukraine and really fucking wanted to replicate that
24/7
Iran makes a bunch of those shahed drones now too, wonder how that'll go
Yes
Israeli intelligence is the most bum intelligence agency nowadays, there was days where they would crossdress to kill terrorists and nazis, now?
"well well well how could we predict this super obvious thing was gonna happen????"
they still did that phone trick tho
A lot of injuries are concussive, really. Even in the bomb shelters you can get your head shaken
that was funny
mossad fell off fr
Buy from Russia as well.
except for like a long ass time ago
Mossad just smuggled exploding food tins into Iran
Ultimately even if we like quadruple the current released death toll in the US
WHAT
no
Its not that bad as horrific as that is to say aloud
There are military vehicles that were converted to run wood gas.
Mossad still is quite impressive, but they're like the CIA, they're quite competent, but that doesn't mean that they are able to do things if their parent companies don't want them to
Bet they're going to a children's school
but they did it with phones to hezbollah and hamas
not phones but like
com devices i forgot
Those children are armed with rocks
then it was wasn’t paranoia it was justified
They pulled a Canada?
very dangerous
Pagers
yeah pagers
I mean yes almost the entire fucking middle east and most of the western world hates them
🚨 Canned tuna explodes in Iran 🚨
︀︀Nothing says "regime loyalty" like cracking open a tin of fish... and getting blown to bits instead of a snack. 😂
︀︀During a heartfelt food distribution to the Basij and suppression forces in Fars Province, some of those "generous" canned goods turned out to be packed with explosives. Surprise!
︀︀In the village of Kafri (Shiraz) alone, more than five of the regime's finest went from hungry enforcers to... well, let's just say they won't be cracking open any more tins. Several others injured.
︀︀Who needs sanctions when your own supply chain is this "explosively" incompetent?
︀︀The mullahs: "Feed our boys!" Reality: "Feed them to the afterlife."
︀︀Tag your favorite Iran watcher. This one’s too good to scroll past. 🍣💥
︀︀#Iran #Basij #Shiraz #Kafri #RegimeProblems #CannedChaos
the pager that fucking kills you
judge them by their enemies
jesus christ
dongle rump supporter
No I'll judge the theocratic assholes the same way I judge every government
lol
the Iranian government is a fucking shitshow and awful
what the fuck is that twitter link
yeah fuck them
That doesn't mean I support invading and bombing them
man why can't it just be the good guys vs the bad guys
A religious dictatorship
this blows
Iran's government is bad from the point that it is repressing large swath of their peoples
Its a shame it didnt go like nepal
Nepal didn't get bombed to shit
You do not have to throat the country with dedicated "beating women" cops two things can be bad at once
repeatedly
How’s Nepal doing right now anyways?
More the populace overthrowing the goverment
but not as much of a mess as before
Nepal wasn't the same type of situation from the start though
Yeah
the empire doesn’t need you to support it, hating its enemies on its time is just the same
They recently chose a new president
Noice
mother fucker I am not sucking theocrat dick ever
Also the houthis joining the war
I will never speak about Iran's government or any theocratic nation in a good way
What yous arguing about now
They arent rebels they are responsible for modern day slavery
I hate all 3 governments
Battle of Tallarn
total lamenter death
the Houthi's are asshats as well but whatever

everyone involved in the Iran situation should get blown up except for the civilians
Kill all Lamenters
I prefer the tragic Fall of Caliban which saw two sides of good guys fooled into fighting eachother😔
and irans the only one doing that
The houthis with their "destroy ALL Jews" flag and people are like "Listen they're just misunderstood do not say anything bad"
Campism is the death of any smart discussion of anything
oh deleted
Did you get warned lmao???
What?
it's tribalism i think
Its the same thing
dilara deleted her msg right before i replied
oof
It’s all greygar guys, ESH
and yeah it's been the scourge of humankind for aeons
The only ones thst aren't wrongs are the victims kids
unless you're cyrus the great
I don't know what pokemon that is but yes
Warhammer is sometimes applicable to life you know. There are no good guys.
we need to defeat tribalism
Question is how
people will always find a way to divide themselves
and by that i mean everyone should think exactly like me
LOL
kind of yeah the only good people here are the civies trapped in this hell tbh
Nah im just being careful now lol
new ideology
real life has good guys and bad guys, but the good guys are never the government, even when one government is fighting another, very clearly eviller government
Why have tribalism when we could all have one tribe? Me 
We can only defeat tribalism when I am completely in charge
Death to the false Emperor!
Houthis vs Assad
I think like
Oh that’s fair lmao
one country named country, one currency named money
thats just 2 groups of assholes killing each other
People pick a side and then declare THAT side is pure good and no act they ever do is wrong. Meanwhile the other side is pure evil and is incapable of a good act no matter what
WW2 and NATO v Serbia are like the only two times I can think of true good v evil
chronologically the warband im writing has been alive since 021.M31 and my OC has like 3k years
correct
As long as things like free will and individual thought exist tribalism will exist
Caliban but irl
Basically yeah
xenophobia moment
Some people trying to argue serbia shouldn't have been bombed is always funny. Mf'er you were literally comitting genocide wtf did you expect
Belgrade calls...
last time NATO actually did anything
"Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year"
lol
Wrong. Caliban was a tragic misunderstanding of brothers tragically fooled into fighting eachother.
Shut up
"Let’s find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear"
My Chud King would never
i wish NATO could do good
I dislked the fella now I hate him
the concept is so cool
lol
Luther stood for Palestine
We should make one for us to band together to hate
Nato literally exists to just supply weapon contractors lol
Luthor stands for Hamas more like it
The Lion stands with….himself
And paranoia about the USSR
My brother in Mortarion the brothers are genocidal secessionists and genocidal loyalists that makes it very based
i mean look at russia today
sick pic, i want it
they still at it
turns out the Paranoia NATO had about the USSR was right
Not for Ireland?
just like
tragic situation
being evil and shi
I’m crine
They have before, but its usually drowned out by all the bad they do, or the rare good somehow painted as bad. I see people genuinely claim that Somalia was a bad intervention as if it good to just let warlords starve thr country and steal UN relief
idk it's so common to meet people who have no real hate for anyone, people keep talking about how it's impossible to avoid xenophobia and tribalism, is it though?
yeah ik i meeant rn
This guy is such a yank
Yes, because people always dehumanize others when they're not directly exposed to them
At a small scale you can in fact remove tribalism and xenophobia
expand the scale and no
u avoid tribalism with compassion
We can try to get better
i don't, skill issue
but society rewards not having compassion
But most people don’t since it’s easier not to
The lion is Welsh.
I should be allowed to hack apart and kill one grifter every day of my choice
this will improve the world/j
doomer shit, vibes based theory, you can actually just have compassion for everyone, it's not even hard
Cymru am byth - Lion
as i said
i’m not saying iran is good but they’re the only country willing to bomb israel and dubai so i’m going to support them in this war
Not the people you were making some wackass UI for? You can only choose one group to hack apart
It’s only fair if we get turns
The Lion is NOT the true king of Camelot
u get rewarded for not having any rn
I will never be anti NATO tbh not until Russia and China stop being pricks (I still hate the US)
the world is just bleak
The Lion spent the last 10k years looking for Pengwern
Why does he want penguins
He woke up when he realised it was futile
tbf NATO isn't involved with China
there's another org lol
that the US also made 
it's also by design cuz individualism is profitable
He needs to find the truth
The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere 🫡
Where is Pengwern
there's a lot more grifters so I think I'd find more enjoyment in killing and dismembering more people/hj
no not that one
Dai Toa Kyoeiken revival rn
lmao
i didn't remember that 1
while true NATO has made all these nations so embedded into each other that if China tries something a lot of them will probably be forced to do something
either way
NATO still has a place
it does, just not with the current NA administration
technically it would have included china lol
the only thing china is going to try for is taiwan, which nato isnt doing shit about 😭
cannot work as of rn
Wang Jingwei’s China lmao
regarding the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity sphere
he don't lump us with the americans
valid tbh
Fucking grifter China
Whatever if we do it again we’ll make a government anime about it
that's not what I'm saying !! ! ! I'm saying that the nations that will be super affected by Taiwan are all allied together already and have already made joint statements about the whole thing
They hate a baller for trying to hustle a little
also invading Taiwan is a bad idea economically
This would crash the entire worlds economy if done at any time in the next 20 years + China doesnt actually want it they just want to hype it up for support. Its like how even in Taiwan the idea of unification is just some buzzword to get cheers
Mao is no longer my best friend, now Tojo is my great friend



