#40k-lore-chat

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gleaming gale
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How the fuck did Cain come out of this relatively normal

valid needle
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You can’t prove that

storm jungle
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Because hes a mary sue

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i was thinking the same thing reading this

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lmao

vagrant fox
rose thorn
vagrant fox
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me fr

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Unfortunately he survived and it was very shameful

gleaming gale
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Fine, I'll order the book

languid meadow
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you could also look at it from a fact his attitude is a coping mechanism

storm jungle
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but they are not fully trusted with bolt pistols so they are "blanks" but if they pull the trigger on the hooded figures they need to protect from the otehr team (and go out to execute their ones) the moment they execute them the pistol sends a node for the executionee's collar to explode, the team that kills the other commissars' victims wins

spare osprey
valid needle
storm jungle
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Yeah lmao

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the team that loses recieves "mock executions"

vagrant fox
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It's funny as hell

storm jungle
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and are beaten severely

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or "disappear"

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its SO fucked

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theres a segment where Hesh snitches on like his ENTIRE class and is recommended for it

vagrant fox
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It's some fucking trial from Outlast it's so fucked

storm jungle
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DUDE YES

languid meadow
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love how this is prob the most "sane" of all the schola programs

storm jungle
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literally outlast trials type shit

languid meadow
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can't imagine what Scions or Sisters go through

gleaming gale
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Reminds me of that one asylum for guard veterans ran by sororitas that conveniently had a servitor conversion factorum next door

languid meadow
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Scions prob knife fight each other and shit like some royal guard stuff from star wars

vagrant fox
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2 for the 2D ones afaik, not sure though

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The roads being obliterated for no god damn reason made me chuckle

mossy peak
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bless my transgender khorne main life

languid meadow
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imagine this but a bunch of children

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that's how I imagine Scion school is in the schola

gleaming gale
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The Rose in Darkness has a schola cadet as one of the POVs

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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This is so funny to me

storm jungle
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Its genuinely so fucking dark and funny

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FYI they literally black bagged him and brought him to a roo mfor this btw

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Last post but yeah its hilarious how much some authors water down the Scholam

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you would not come out like a normal person out of these

vagrant fox
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once again

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This is my favourite blorbo this year

storm jungle
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Shes a proper ballbuster

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or headhopper i guess

rancid cove
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where that emopte from

languid meadow
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I'm gonna rip whoever changed the warcom site in half

storm jungle
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What did they do now CatEvil

languid meadow
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you know how there used to be buttons for like

gleaming gale
languid meadow
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40k
AoS

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and other stuff

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they're just gone now

storm jungle
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Oh my god i see it now FUCK

vagrant fox
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destroy warcoms website

gleaming gale
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Marine Soyjak flashbang

fervent geode
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War on warcom now

vagrant fox
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Actually Dilara do you have the bit on why the roads are fucked up

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I love that bit

rancid cove
valid needle
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Weren't they bombed to prevent evacuations or do I misremember

storm jungle
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Yeah that too LMAO

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he lists like 5 reasons

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and they are all so fucking dark and funny

vagrant fox
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Such a wildass thing and it's just stuck in my head I was wondering if I misremembered it

storm jungle
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Its probably because the novel has such a All Quiet on the Western Front but Dark Comedy tone

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its very post-apocalypse

valid needle
gleaming gale
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Ties it up with the mordians getting ripped new assholes by rebel aircraft strafings in Last Chancers and they keep lockstepping on the road because no officer told them to stop and dive for cover lol

storm jungle
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LOL

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absolute cinema

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but yeah 100% buy, highly recommend it

rancid cove
storm jungle
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like i said above it starts of SLOWWWW like sleep inducing almost but it extremely picks up afterwards

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and thankfully the chapters pass really fast

gleaming gale
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I fucking hate books that are just bolter porn for the most part tbh

vagrant fox
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It's fun sometimes and not too much

gleaming gale
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There is only so many ways an author can write 'the main character warhammered on the enemy fourty thousendly' for the entire book

vagrant fox
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I really liked the kroot in Death Rider, weird things

storm jungle
storm jungle
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like actual raptor birds, peak

gleaming gale
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Kroot parrots 🗣️

storm jungle
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Yeah im gonna add that to the lexi if its not there already

languid meadow
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knigths of macragge

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that was fun

vagrant fox
languid meadow
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also because I like how they did savage orcs and warp travel

storm jungle
gleaming gale
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Alao Valian takes a guardsman to become a future commissar if I heard that right, is that a thing now?

storm jungle
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Yeah shes a Krieger

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its like a more realistic Jurgen

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she doesnt make jokes

vagrant fox
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Jens is a good egg

storm jungle
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she doesnt make comments

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its just "Yes sir"

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"Probably sir."

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"Indeed sir"

gleaming gale
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Yeah but can guardsmen become commissars now?

storm jungle
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I THINK its from recommendations or something? Im not sure

vagrant fox
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I think she gets called adjunct, I forget

storm jungle
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adjutant yeah

vagrant fox
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Yeah, somekind of assistant with future promotion in mind I'm not entirely sure

storm jungle
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^

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basically equilavent to some diciplinary officer

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he tells Katarin this and shes like

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"Yeah. Whatever."

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🥀

gleaming gale
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"Go die in a ditch, Hesh"

storm jungle
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Literally what she tells him btw lol

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but yeah slow start but peak after peak afterwards

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first time ive ever seen that in a 40k book

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its usually the complete opposite lol

gleaming gale
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Cain must have gone to the most benevolent Schola lol

storm jungle
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Yeah this entire chapter made me ironically hate his character even more lol

rocky gale
storm jungle
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damn that art is desaturated holy shit

urban spire
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glaring at you from his toilet bowl

vagrant fox
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me when i am on the shitter

urban spire
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you get all the way in?

vagrant fox
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yea

urban spire
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efficient

rocky gale
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The water doesn't splash you then

vagrant fox
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veins bulging, gripping for dear life, entirely immersed

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if you've ever seen the royco cup of soup commercial like that

gleaming gale
vagrant fox
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Yeah I don't see it

rocky gale
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Yea

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They posted it early by mistake

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and then deleted it

gleaming gale
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What the fuck do they have to lose by posting it 10 minutes early

urban spire
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you gotta eat more fiber brother

vagrant fox
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no

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i'm big man big carnivore big heart attack

gleaming gale
vagrant fox
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I haven't had liver in so long, I should get some

storm jungle
gleaming gale
rocky gale
storm jungle
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Events i dont know but probably. EVERYTHING in this game goes through GW

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peak 1984

gleaming gale
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YOU WILL NOT GIVE THE PLAYERS SKITARII

vagrant fox
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correct

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tech adepts now

sacred bluff
vagrant fox
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Death Rider

sacred bluff
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ty

rocky gale
storm jungle
gleaming gale
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Thulia and Hastarii pre-order

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peak

vagrant fox
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I'll be interested to see your opinion on the ending

storm jungle
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Yeah ill send a ping in bookclub when possible

gleaming gale
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Man this box is so fucking sad lmao

storm jungle
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im gonna try to chow through most of it today

sacred bluff
near wasp
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I'm trying to get through chem dogs

gleaming gale
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Anything but giving the admech two chickens

gleaming gale
near wasp
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Very good

heady rivet
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I dunno I just woke up

gleaming gale
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Back to the Underhive with ye

vagrant fox
storm jungle
# sacred bluff is it a krieg book

Somewhat. Its main protagonist is a Krieg-assigned commissar on a planet thats slowly falling to the tau, the planet is in full evacuation and he basically spends most of the novel with a female Krieg adjutant/helper where they are tasked with recovering the rogue krieg regiment that is still fighting on the planet and bring back for mass evacuation

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its VERY good

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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all you need to know is its not written by Steve Lyons

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so automatic peak

vagrant fox
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I did just get the Restless Dead to compare it with

gleaming gale
vagrant fox
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I think I'll jump to chem dogs instead

storm jungle
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Yeah thats my target after this

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glad to hear its actually good

heady rivet
vagrant fox
heady rivet
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He's a Blood Angel so I'm obligated to drool over him

vagrant fox
heady rivet
near wasp
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On it boss

storm jungle
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tbh deserved

vagrant fox
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I'll die before I censor myself

storm jungle
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GO BACK TO THE BOTTOM OF HIVE FUCKING SECUNDUS LOSER

gleaming gale
sacred bluff
vagrant fox
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funny

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ignore moses

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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^^^^^^^^^^

vagrant fox
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This thing looks a bit bent

storm jungle
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like

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no offense but full offense

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Lyons is one of the most "generic" writers ive seen

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guy has been writing Krieg for 15 years

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and minus maybe 2 books all his Krieg content sucks

gleaming gale
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"It's not Lyons shovelslop, MID MID MID!"

storm jungle
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its incredible

storm jungle
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same reason I love Mike Brooks

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he has a shovel krieger attack an alpha legionnaire

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and he just goes

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"Lmao fucking idiot"

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and disembowel then rip him apart

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PEAK

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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I dont like that book because i felt it was more funny than tragic, a lot of people like it

vagrant fox
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I really, sincerely, like bits of what Lyons does. He has sometimes really cool scenes but the books end up just being alright but I'll take another Rhuairidh DKOK book over Lyons any day

languid meadow
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when one of your fav factions has shitty fans and mid books

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FUCKKKK

gleaming gale
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Deserved for liking Krieg

storm jungle
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the "dark" ending where the protagonist is left behind by his princess lover and dresses up as a krieg to charge down to die in a necron tomb is SO fucking funny to me

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like... how am i suppose to react to this?

languid meadow
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I love WW1 and not WW2 slop that most guard regiments are

storm jungle
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im suppose to be sad? lmao

vagrant fox
heady rivet
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Oh yeah btw did the appeals work or did the timer run out in you two?

rocky gale
sacred bluff
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does it have a paperback edition

storm jungle
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I didnt appeal but it worked for Sigsen i think

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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Lmao fitting

vagrant fox
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Still being reviewed

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I don't know if they know the q word can also mean odd or peculiar in olden fashion

heady rivet
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My dog just shot me so much side-eye for getting out of bed and waking her up

storm jungle
gleaming gale
vagrant fox
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hasan piker style

heady rivet
vagrant fox
vagrant fox
rocky gale
fervent geode
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10000 years in the eye hasn’t been good for consistency in armour

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Even if Kravek isn’t a Veteran of the Long War iirc his armour probably was yoinked from one at some point

storm jungle
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20,000 years in the Eye, not a peep

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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LMFAO

limpid granite
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funni hastarii

storm jungle
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stealing that idea

vagrant fox
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I just got to the part where whats his fuck got out of jail

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April or whatever

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What a weirdo

storm jungle
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Ritchie?

gleaming gale
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IT'S THA JAAACKET

storm jungle
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LOL

vagrant fox
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yaeh

storm jungle
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also man

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if you think hes a fucking weirdo just wait

vagrant fox
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These people are all fucked up weirdos so I'm looking forward to how it goes

storm jungle
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Yeah no spoilers lol

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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I'm not terribly bothered, I'm gonna click that spoiler even

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whoa mama

storm jungle
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KEPOOTZ

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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yeah he escaped from the Matrix

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(or this is where the Machines put him)

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prob the latter

gleaming gale
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war – and the stories told about them. Carnage Unending is a new anthology of classic short stories from some of your favourite Black Library authors, chronicling just a few small fragments of the endless battles fought in the 41st Millennium with appearances from the Orks, Black Templars, Drukhari, Commissar Yarrick, and many more.

jade holly
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Finally

gleaming gale
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MFW you have to buy a fuckass anthology book for the Yarrick short stories instead of including them in, you know, the Yarrick boxset

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lol

jade holly
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How long ago was Eye of Terror shown off?

vagrant fox
jade holly
gleaming gale
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What's with GW making shitty swirl patterns lately

vagrant fox
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Common thing for dice to look stupid isn't it

heady rivet
rose thorn
near wasp
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I have a bunch of 🦴 d6

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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false

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people don't play munda

heady rivet
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I have the police brutality dice

rancid cove
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"That white devil spoke chinese"
goddamn sinners is cool as fuck

rose thorn
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Well necromudna uses special d6, d6 and a deck of cards

mossy peak
storm jungle
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LOL

storm jungle
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🥀

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FAAAHHH

vagrant fox
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me in the bt pits fighting almost every other person

heady rivet
rancid cove
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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The eye effects in Sinners is really cool, I give it a +2

heady rivet
mossy peak
storm jungle
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LMAO all good

storm jungle
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"is it some arcane reason? whats the point of it?"

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and hes like

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"Nah I just saw Puss n Boots 2 and Death in it had em and it looked cool as FUCK"

jade holly
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The whole white glow in the eye?

storm jungle
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Red glow but yeah

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its legit intimidating lol

last stone
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I love death

gleaming gale
last stone
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such an interesting way to create the character

last stone
jade holly
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Everyone knows best villain is Jack Horner

vagrant fox
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Reminded me of tapetum lucidum, what when predators eyes glow in the dark when you shine a light at them
Hella cool, A+ directing

storm jungle
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tbh Jack Horner is a villain you love to hate

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Death is a villain you love to see aura farm

jade holly
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Goldie is a villain you want to see redeemed

vagrant fox
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You can't hate Jack Horner, he's a tragic figure

jade holly
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The film gave us a trifecta

rose thorn
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They are being lured into a trap

mossy peak
heady rivet
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https://fixvx.com/illjoy_/status/2038085357049180592 Kinda fucked up the most prominent Bracken fanfic is IDF isekai where he starts the industrial revolution

the concept of saying a character you don’t like is actually an IDF soldier that got isekai’d into asoiaf

QRT: sansaologyy
I still cannot believe I really stumbled on this while searching for asoiaf fanfics?? Like I literally had a body reaction …

storm jungle
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WHAT

mossy peak
storm jungle
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Also

mossy peak
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blows any manga slander out of the water

storm jungle
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"his gunner tossed a cigarette in the gas tank"

Yeah i think you guys just hit an IED

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you dont have to hide it

heady rivet
gleaming gale
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7 BILLION GOLDEN DRAGONS TO BLACKWOOD

storm jungle
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one problem

rose thorn
storm jungle
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LMAO BRUH

rose thorn
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Apparently the community has a rule where they will report spam bomb any TWW mod they deem “not lore friendly”

gleaming gale
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WW1 empire mod

jade holly
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Oh Dilara you see the new Calgar mini?

young pecan
jade holly
solid horizon
jade holly
mossy peak
gleaming gale
solid horizon
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yesterday I went to the local model store and I saw marneus calgar on the shelf, my mind has been tainted by calgar edits

jade holly
young pecan
rose thorn
jade holly
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The Calgar edits transcend AI slop

gleaming gale
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It's literally AI

rose thorn
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So you can easily ignore them

solid horizon
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where is my calgar thalia guld

jade holly
rose thorn
jade holly
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Goddamnit

solid horizon
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yeah calgar does not look like sean penn

young pecan
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AoS is better at the very least because it does not have "pygmies" as an official faction

solid horizon
gleaming gale
young pecan
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Why are they always angry and yelling

rancid cove
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@storm jungle

vagrant fox
rancid cove
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You can make me see my family!!!

solid horizon
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meanwhile I'm begging for my brother to convert his old metal marneus calgar mini to chaos but he just wont do it

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this one

vagrant fox
solid horizon
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midget by today standards

rancid cove
vagrant fox
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his people cursed mine I'd have to overcome my biases ok

jade holly
mossy peak
mossy peak
rancid cove
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and watching him playing that irish song

mossy peak
rancid cove
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yeah teach me how to dance remmick just bite me

rancid cove
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u can have all my stories sir

mossy peak
rancid cove
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2nd favorite for me

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mine was Sammies music

mossy peak
rancid cove
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nah kpdh was deserved ngl

last stone
storm jungle
jade holly
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What’s KPDH again?

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I’m not a movie goer

rancid cove
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kpop demon hunters

jade holly
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Oh

storm jungle
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Kpop Dick Hunters

languid meadow
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I thought you were talking about that decapiro movie

last stone
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Golden throne

jade holly
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I am not a Kpop fan ngl. I’m much more rock and metal with some… what genre is Stevie Wonder? Funk?

spring cairn
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i like music that sounds good

storm jungle
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I mean

solid horizon
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funk duh

storm jungle
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also kpop is horrible industry

spring cairn
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idk what a genre of music is

storm jungle
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i hate it out of principle

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the way they treat girls is horrid

spring cairn
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(i know a lot actually but i don't car)

solid horizon
jade holly
storm jungle
solid horizon
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yeah

storm jungle
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💀

jade holly
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Apparently even hints of an idol being in a relationship makes fans go absolutely rabid and send death threats

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Like holy crap

storm jungle
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its basically musical industry mixed with being akin to a fashion model

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its disgusting

storm jungle
solid horizon
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a good productor is like uh

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finding the holy grail

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by I good I mean someone that gives you freedom and doesnt fuck you in the ass

mossy peak
storm jungle
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LOL

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Yeah

jade holly
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Remember that era of biopics releasing back to back?

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Rocketman, Bohemian Rhapsody, Elvis

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A Weird Al one too?

solid horizon
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well, cultural exchanges platonic or not are essential to the survival of music

mossy peak
languid meadow
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recently I've been super pissed off when people get mad when cultures take stuff from others over the years

jade holly
languid meadow
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like that's how it's always worked !!!! the culture you're trying to protect isn't the original!!!

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yes

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it's the most basic and natural thing

jade holly
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Mfw people forget the Silk Road smh

solid horizon
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music can never suvive without being modified

near wasp
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Every culture borrows from every other

solid horizon
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"wah wah cultural appropriation wah wah"

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idk I just like the way it sounds chadgryn

storm jungle
languid meadow
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there's a difference between like

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making fun of a culture

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and just the natural processes

solid horizon
jade holly
languid meadow
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Honeslty it's really the Americans i'm mad at tbh

mossy peak
storm jungle
languid meadow
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"white culture" this
"black culture" that
In another 50 years these will be so intertwined it doesn't fucking matter !!!!!!

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it mostly is anyway

solid horizon
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uh okay but it's not really related to what I was saying

storm jungle
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yeah idc

languid meadow
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a lot of words and styles have exchanged

mossy peak
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delta slim my goat

storm jungle
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Sinners reference

solid horizon
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fair

jade holly
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How good was Michael B Jordan in Sinners? I heard he played twins who actively physically interacted in scenes?

rancid cove
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i think.... i think im quite fond of the white devil who spoke chinese

storm jungle
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Sinners is a movie with zero problems or issues

near wasp
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Wait until I tell you most of black culture in the usa is the exact same as hillbilly culture because it's the culture the freed slaves adopted because it was the culture around them

languid meadow
storm jungle
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you can barely tell its Michael in most scenes yeah lol

mossy peak
storm jungle
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the twins are like very different

jade holly
storm jungle
# mossy peak i have no idea how they did it

The "twinning" effects in the 2025 film Sinners—where Michael B. Jordan plays twin brothers Smoke and Stack—were achieved using a combination of advanced technology, including a custom "halo rig," Technodolly motion control, and extensive, subtle visual effects (VFX) to create a seamless, in-camera look.

jade holly
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Like have one twin’s face hidden and have him be played by someone else sort of stuff

storm jungle
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almost all the tricks for "same actor playing two different characters" were used

storm jungle
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split screens, rigs, etc

jade holly
storm jungle
languid meadow
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I think the first time I saw this effect was uh

languid meadow
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that will smith movie

solid horizon
mossy peak
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tenet?

languid meadow
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coule be earlier but that's the first one

jade holly
storm jungle
languid meadow
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no not tenet

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I think it's gemini man

solid horizon
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once again, I studied cinema staregryn

mossy peak
languid meadow
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the one with the younger version of smith

storm jungle
solid horizon
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nolanslop

storm jungle
jade holly
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Tenet is Tenet backwards I’m so fucking stupid

solid horizon
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loud hanz zimmer music and neverending dialogue that pretends to be smart

storm jungle
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one of the most pretentious movies ive watched

solid horizon
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the prestige was good

jade holly
mossy peak
# storm jungle Tenet? More like Slop

“nooo you don’t understand it’s not supposed to be understood on the first watch you need to watch it 6 times before you can appreciate nolan’s genius”

solid horizon
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but the rest is eeeeehh

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intellectual masturbation

vagrant fox
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mouies? fuhgeddaboutit

near wasp
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I'm so glad you access movies legally dilara

jade holly
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I did see Oppenheimer, that was a good movie

near wasp
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Cough cough

solid horizon
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who tf watches movies legally in this day and age

rancid cove
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What do y'all think is a better choice for my warband?
No war cry/vox silence
"Your blood is our feast!"
"For the Baroness!"

jade holly
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Me

solid horizon
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who are you, a slave of netflix, amazon and hbo ?

urban spire
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tired of movies about american dipshits

rancid cove
near wasp
languid meadow
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Glory to my local movie theatre

storm jungle
onyx cedar
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sinners was pretty peak based i didnt expect to like it as much

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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Sinners is peak cinema

solid horizon
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I BORROW movies I watch from local library and I watch ILLEGALLY archived movies

arctic talon
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The vampires were right in the right/j

jade holly
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Was Sinners originally meant to be a Blade movie?

storm jungle
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unless you are racist i guess

vagrant fox
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Sinners very good

onyx cedar
solid horizon
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because arguably the selection is broader and more interesting

urban spire
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shutter island was pretty straight forward

vagrant fox
jade holly
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I’m never getting a Blade movie aren’t I?

urban spire
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they just tell you what the deal is at the end

near wasp
arctic talon
urban spire
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you don't have to think about shit with shutter island

solid horizon
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shitter island

rancid cove
onyx cedar
solid horizon
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eventually, everything leads back to calgar on the shitter

vagrant fox
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I liked shutter island for the mahler but that was about it

storm jungle
languid meadow
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Twitter pissed me off so much during the oscars

urban spire
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delete your twitter account

gleaming gale
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Imagine using Twitter unironically

solid horizon
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->twitter

vagrant fox
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destroy your twitter

languid meadow
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because when that dicapiro movie won over sinners there was so much bullshit

jade holly
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I don’t watch the Oscars tbh, just feels like an inner circle we’re not invited into

storm jungle
gleaming gale
solid horizon
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dicaprio cant act

onyx cedar
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its very close tho

languid meadow
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"racists won over sinners" DID YOU EVEN WATCH THAT MOVIE IT'S ANTI RACIST

urban spire
onyx cedar
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but one battle was insanely good

solid horizon
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fella was so bad in the last scorcese movie I forgot the name of, and actually every other movie he's played in

storm jungle
languid meadow
solid horizon
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pedo behaviour

jade holly
gleaming gale
jade holly
vagrant fox
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Doesn't Leonardo go for 18 year olds and drop them the instant they turn 25

urban spire
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no real talk though fuck him

languid meadow
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what his name from uh

onyx cedar
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i dont think dicaprio is a pedo however he's a weirdo

languid meadow
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house of cards

onyx cedar
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but all actors are weirdos

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never meet your heros

vagrant fox
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destroy all actors

jade holly
languid meadow
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Kevin Spacey still has a career

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WHY???

jade holly
solid horizon
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trump is still president

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that's your answer

storm jungle
young pecan
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Put the actors in those situations for real and how they react is what goes in the cut

storm jungle
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how many witnesses got killed against Spacey again?

solid horizon
storm jungle
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was it like 6?

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and they were ALL ruled off as "suicides"

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and everyone forgot about it

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actually fucking insane

onyx cedar
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they all just happened to be depressed ya know

storm jungle
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Lmao yeah

spring cairn
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i remember they talked about that once

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and then never

storm jungle
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^

solid horizon
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"and then they died of a broken heart" ahh

storm jungle
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His reach is actually nuts

young pecan
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It's crazy how the key witness who was excited to testify killed himself with a bullet to the back of his head while he was running on a treadmill

storm jungle
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I love the american justice system

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Obvious mass murdering rapist is on trial

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Oh no the witness died, i guess he can go

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amazing

languid meadow
spring cairn
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does it 6 times

solid horizon
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actually, bring in more haitians so they can practice justice the haitian way

young pecan
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America, Gentlemen

gleaming gale
# storm jungle amazing

Shit happens, people do get depressed, tie their hands up and shoot themselves in the back of the head 6 times

spring cairn
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alr let's not do that it's actually bleak in haiti

solid horizon
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yeah

urban spire
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john brown's revolution should have happened

jade holly
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What’s happening in Haiti?

spring cairn
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chaos

solid horizon
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me when the country is destroyed by a guy named BBQ

storm jungle
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theres no government anymore

spring cairn
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like u have gangs running the country

storm jungle
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its ruled by like militias

solid horizon
jade holly
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Holy shit

urban spire
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haiti's been getting fucked by france for over a century

languid meadow
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Haiti's history is so fucking bleak dude

solid horizon
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jimmy cherizier aka BBQ is the leader terrorist

spring cairn
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they put ppl in big truck tires and burn them alive in the streets

young pecan
spring cairn
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you have like 8 lined up in a street

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like that

storm jungle
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its currently labeled as a "Failed State"

urban spire
languid meadow
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the modern problems are a mix of getting fucked over the US and France/ internal issues

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also

arctic talon
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The country is just fucked now rn

vagrant fox
languid meadow
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the Dominican

spring cairn
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my sister's haitian she couldn't even move back there even tho she wanted to

urban spire
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cuba's not doing so hot either

solid horizon
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it's sad really but it was fucked the day it was made

spring cairn
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going to live there is called a suicide

nocturne crest
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I got a bit of a funny question, but would it make sense to give guard or chaos cultists wood-gas vehicles?

arctic talon
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No

mossy peak
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we can’t

solid horizon
urban spire
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how do you feel about 6 more years of war in the middle east?

spring cairn
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she settled for the Us instead

arctic talon
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Trump doesn’t want to commit to a land invasion for obvious fucking reasons

rose thorn
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Another new space marine detachment

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Oh my

arctic talon
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lol

rose thorn
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Fucking god

mossy peak
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the myth of american military hegemony is dead

vagrant fox
urban spire
spring cairn
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still worried for her cuz she's black and not american in the us

rose thorn
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Just play AOS instead

solid horizon
mossy peak
arctic talon
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No, but he’s been shuffling troops around for the last couple weeks, the reason he isn’t is because this war is very obviously hugely unpopular

young pecan
arctic talon
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His approval rating literally had already been firebombed repeatedly

solid horizon
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nvm its detachments

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so detachment rules

arctic talon
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If he wants to start a ground invasion of a country in the sandbox it’s gona get firebombed again

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lol

storm jungle
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lol

solid horizon
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my bad I read it as patrols

arctic talon
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Who fucking knows

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At this rate

spring cairn
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they got paratroopers there at the readyu

nocturne crest
spring cairn
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but he's scared cuz the ratings yeah

arctic talon
gleaming gale
languid meadow
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pretty sure that's Iranian territory

spring cairn
#

it is yeah

celest dome
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In theory, but to see if they're ready for it yet to do it at the impact they'd need

urban spire
spring cairn
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that's where the para's are supposed to intervene

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but nothing yet

arctic talon
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I’m referring to invading all of Iran

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Not just the island

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Not Epstein

spring cairn
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no that won't happen

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nothing

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ever happens..

celest dome
arctic talon
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Though I would have liked if they shot everyone on that island

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Nothing ever happens

nocturne crest
gleaming gale
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Died for Israel award

spring cairn
arctic talon
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The US military is literally yelling for Epstein rn

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Regularly

spring cairn
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they could go nuts

arctic talon
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💀

spring cairn
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and it would be good

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for once

celest dome
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It'll be like those Russian para who got dropped with their pants to their ankles for the Ukrainians to mop up

arctic talon
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They’ve been stockpiling for uears

young pecan
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How successful has the war against Iran even been
I do not doubt that my government is happy to propagandize the shit out of me if it means dump's approval rating doesn't tank even more

arctic talon
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Like

spring cairn
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they spent years building it up

arctic talon
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Their entire fucking existence

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lol

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I’m not joking

heady rivet
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Buying from China

gleaming gale
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They've been building them for decades, they saw what happened to Iraq in the 90s

vagrant fox
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They started stockpiling in like the 80s

storm jungle
#

since the 90's??? Bruh

solid horizon
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why the fuck does every country that owns warheads own so much thats a better question

arctic talon
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iIran has literally been buying missiles constantly

young pecan
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My media says "yeah bro Iran is getting FUCKED bro like it's already over they can't do anything at all haha"

spring cairn
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cuz they don't have nukes

arctic talon
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Its part of their defensive sstrategy

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lol

urban spire
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big fan of all those extremely expensive planes getting obliterated by cheap weapons and trumps response being "no they didn't"

spring cairn
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they need a shit ton of warheads

arctic talon
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Iran is getting fucked

spring cairn
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no nukes

arctic talon
#

The US has lost a single F-35 so far TopKekSphere

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Which is hilarious

celest dome
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Cheap/easy to manufacture, Iran having a not to be forgotten industrial knowhow, petrol being their main export...

vagrant fox
spring cairn
arctic talon
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Also yeah its not like Iran is an industrial backwater

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they know how to make shit

arctic talon
spring cairn
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or

arctic talon
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F-35 got hit by a funny drone

spring cairn
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ah

arctic talon
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F-15 got friendly fired

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iran isn't so much killing people as maiming them

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which is part of the strategy

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lol

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Irans basicially been buying military surplus missiles or actual missiles

urban spire
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destroying stuff and locking down the strait is all the need to be doing

mossy peak
celest dome
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Elite, didn't Iran buy missiles, retrofit them and then sell them ? I think I remember something like thst, for Russia or something

arctic talon
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and making their own

gleaming gale
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Hegseth really looked at the russians in Ukraine and really fucking wanted to replicate that

arctic talon
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24/7

vagrant fox
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Iran makes a bunch of those shahed drones now too, wonder how that'll go

languid meadow
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Israeli intelligence is the most bum intelligence agency nowadays, there was days where they would crossdress to kill terrorists and nazis, now?
"well well well how could we predict this super obvious thing was gonna happen????"

spring cairn
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they still did that phone trick tho

heady rivet
spring cairn
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that was funny

arctic talon
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I would not call Iran's government competent

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lol

mossy peak
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mossad fell off fr

arctic talon
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In any state

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ever

nocturne crest
arctic talon
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except for like a long ass time ago

arctic talon
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Iran's governments paranoia is what paid off

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in the long run

heady rivet
arctic talon
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Ultimately even if we like quadruple the current released death toll in the US

spring cairn
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no

arctic talon
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Its not that bad as horrific as that is to say aloud

nocturne crest
celest dome
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Mossad still is quite impressive, but they're like the CIA, they're quite competent, but that doesn't mean that they are able to do things if their parent companies don't want them to

gleaming gale
spring cairn
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but they did it with phones to hezbollah and hamas

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not phones but like

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com devices i forgot

arctic talon
mossy peak
nocturne crest
arctic talon
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very dangerous

celest dome
spring cairn
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yeah pagers

arctic talon
heady rivet
# storm jungle WHAT

🚨 Canned tuna explodes in Iran 🚨
︀︀Nothing says "regime loyalty" like cracking open a tin of fish... and getting blown to bits instead of a snack. 😂
︀︀During a heartfelt food distribution to the Basij and suppression forces in Fars Province, some of those "generous" canned goods turned out to be packed with explosives. Surprise!
︀︀In the village of Kafri (Shiraz) alone, more than five of the regime's finest went from hungry enforcers to... well, let's just say they won't be cracking open any more tins. Several others injured.
︀︀Who needs sanctions when your own supply chain is this "explosively" incompetent?
︀︀The mullahs: "Feed our boys!" Reality: "Feed them to the afterlife."
︀︀Tag your favorite Iran watcher. This one’s too good to scroll past. 🍣💥
︀︀#Iran #Basij #Shiraz #Kafri #RegimeProblems #CannedChaos

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spring cairn
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the pager that fucking kills you

storm jungle
young pecan
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dongle rump supporter

arctic talon
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No I'll judge the theocratic assholes the same way I judge every government

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lol

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the Iranian government is a fucking shitshow and awful

mossy peak
spring cairn
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yeah fuck them

arctic talon
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That doesn't mean I support invading and bombing them

spring cairn
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man why can't it just be the good guys vs the bad guys

limpid granite
arctic talon
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but I do support them being overthrown by their own people

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lol

spring cairn
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this blows

arctic talon
#

Which isn't going to happen

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especially now

celest dome
#

Iran's government is bad from the point that it is repressing large swath of their peoples

limpid granite
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Its a shame it didnt go like nepal

arctic talon
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Nepal didn't get bombed to shit

heady rivet
arctic talon
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repeatedly

jade holly
arctic talon
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fine

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provisional government is a mess

limpid granite
arctic talon
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but not as much of a mess as before

celest dome
#

Nepal wasn't the same type of situation from the start though

arctic talon
#

Yeah

spring cairn
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elected an ex rapper as prime minister

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baller

mossy peak
limpid granite
jade holly
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Noice

arctic talon
limpid granite
#

Also the houthis joining the war

arctic talon
#

I will never speak about Iran's government or any theocratic nation in a good way

valid needle
#

What yous arguing about now

limpid granite
#

They arent rebels they are responsible for modern day slavery

languid meadow
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I hate all 3 governments

gleaming gale
vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

the Houthi's are asshats as well but whatever

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

everyone involved in the Iran situation should get blown up except for the civilians

fervent geode
valid needle
mossy peak
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and irans the only one doing that

heady rivet
mossy peak
#

oh deleted

fervent geode
celest dome
arctic talon
#

people wanting a definitive right and wrong are always fucking stupid

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I hate it

arctic talon
#

Its the same thing

mossy peak
gleaming gale
fervent geode
#

It’s all greygar guys, ESH

spring cairn
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and yeah it's been the scourge of humankind for aeons

celest dome
languid meadow
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unless you're cyrus the great

vagrant fox
valid needle
#

Warhammer is sometimes applicable to life you know. There are no good guys.

spring cairn
#

we need to defeat tribalism

arctic talon
#

not happening

jade holly
arctic talon
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people will always find a way to divide themselves

spring cairn
#

and by that i mean everyone should think exactly like me

arctic talon
#

LOL

languid meadow
#

kind of yeah the only good people here are the civies trapped in this hell tbh

arctic talon
#

True

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all hail Lambda

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

new ideology

urban spire
#

real life has good guys and bad guys, but the good guys are never the government, even when one government is fighting another, very clearly eviller government

jade holly
vagrant fox
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We can only defeat tribalism when I am completely in charge

gleaming gale
languid meadow
#

I think like

fervent geode
urban spire
arctic talon
heady rivet
# spring cairn it's tribalism i think

People pick a side and then declare THAT side is pure good and no act they ever do is wrong. Meanwhile the other side is pure evil and is incapable of a good act no matter what

languid meadow
#

WW2 and NATO v Serbia are like the only two times I can think of true good v evil

rancid cove
#

chronologically the warband im writing has been alive since 021.M31 and my OC has like 3k years

jade holly
#

As long as things like free will and individual thought exist tribalism will exist

fervent geode
storm jungle
#

xenophobia moment

arctic talon
#

Some people trying to argue serbia shouldn't have been bombed is always funny. Mf'er you were literally comitting genocide wtf did you expect

languid meadow
#

Belgrade calls...

arctic talon
#

last time NATO actually did anything

gleaming gale
arctic talon
#

lol

valid needle
#

Shut up

arctic talon
valid needle
#

My Chud King would never

spring cairn
#

i wish NATO could do good

solid horizon
#

I dislked the fella now I hate him

spring cairn
#

the concept is so cool

arctic talon
#

lol

gleaming gale
#

Luther stood for Palestine

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

Nato literally exists to just supply weapon contractors lol

arctic talon
#

Luthor stands for Hamas more like it

arctic talon
#

NATO exists entierly due to the cold war

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lol

valid needle
#

The Lion stands with….himself

valid needle
arctic talon
#

And paranoia about the USSR

fervent geode
spring cairn
#

i mean look at russia today

sharp pollen
spring cairn
#

they still at it

arctic talon
#

turns out the Paranoia NATO had about the USSR was right

nocturne crest
arctic talon
#

just like

spring cairn
#

being evil and shi

arctic talon
#

70 years late, and just Russia

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lol

fervent geode
heady rivet
# spring cairn i wish NATO could do good

They have before, but its usually drowned out by all the bad they do, or the rare good somehow painted as bad. I see people genuinely claim that Somalia was a bad intervention as if it good to just let warlords starve thr country and steal UN relief

urban spire
#

idk it's so common to meet people who have no real hate for anyone, people keep talking about how it's impossible to avoid xenophobia and tribalism, is it though?

vagrant fox
#

This guy is such a yank

arctic talon
#

At a small scale you can in fact remove tribalism and xenophobia

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expand the scale and no

spring cairn
#

u avoid tribalism with compassion

fervent geode
#

We can try to get better

spring cairn
#

but society rewards not having compassion

fervent geode
#

But most people don’t since it’s easier not to

valid needle
arctic talon
#

I should be allowed to hack apart and kill one grifter every day of my choice

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this will improve the world/j

urban spire
#

doomer shit, vibes based theory, you can actually just have compassion for everyone, it's not even hard

fervent geode
mossy peak
vagrant fox
fervent geode
jade holly
#

The Lion is NOT the true king of Camelot

spring cairn
#

u get rewarded for not having any rn

languid meadow
#

I will never be anti NATO tbh not until Russia and China stop being pricks (I still hate the US)

spring cairn
#

the world is just bleak

fervent geode
gleaming gale
fervent geode
#

He woke up when he realised it was futile

arctic talon
#

there's another org lol

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that the US also made TopKekSphere

spring cairn
#

it's also by design cuz individualism is profitable

fervent geode
vagrant fox
fervent geode
#

Where is Pengwern

arctic talon
arctic talon
fervent geode
spring cairn
#

i didn't remember that 1

languid meadow
#

either way

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NATO still has a place

arctic talon
spring cairn
#

it does, just not with the current NA administration

arctic talon
#

technically it would have included china lol

mossy peak
spring cairn
#

cannot work as of rn

fervent geode
arctic talon
#

regarding the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity sphere

languid meadow
spring cairn
#

sorry..

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force of habit

fervent geode
#

Whatever if we do it again we’ll make a government anime about it

languid meadow
vagrant fox
#

They hate a baller for trying to hustle a little

arctic talon
#

also invading Taiwan is a bad idea economically

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

lol

#

^

fervent geode