LMAO
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
vagrant fox
yea
shadow plover
did you get an automated bot answer that told it was all good but it still didn't go away
vagrant fox
I tend to use it in its old form of meaning odd or peculiar sometimes, I shan't be silenced
storm jungle
vagrant fox
did you get an automated bot answer that told it was all good but it still didn'...
It's just in some appeal thing, not that it matters now ig
I feel like there's a bit of a difference
storm jungle
To be fair
if i get stamped for that and you do for that its not that much of a difference
discord moment
lmao
vagrant fox
I get persecuted for being whimsical
storm jungle
ill remove the message just incase if that dipshit does it again
scenic trout
I literally just finished playing Trials and i was worried about Liliya manequiins on escape 
storm jungle
I literally just finished playing Trials and i was worried about Liliya manequii...
She'd be great if she wasnt killing homeless people
scenic trout
True
vagrant fox
My frequently used emotes are fucked now, it's a mess
scenic trout
We need the prime assets to kill actual bad people
though that probably would also mean us
fervent geode
I get persecuted for being whimsical
Whimsy 1984
vagrant fox
Liliya did nothing wrong she's just trying to have some fun
storm jungle
the others are way worse
flat nimbus
hey, some of those homeless people might go on to assassinate Union leaders, she’s just doing her part
vagrant fox
I'm very interested to see how this JFK story bit goes lmbo
flat nimbus
I’d never get the chance to see a small African republic without them!
civic gale
@vagrant fox @storm jungle welcome back
storm jungle
🫡
scenic trout
urban spire
Liliya did nothing wrong she's just trying to have some fun
what game
vagrant fox
the kress twins are such freaks
urban spire
oh, i keep forgetting that game exists
shadow plover
When I got suspended for some weird bs the appeal system was broken all to hell, all these from the same appeal which didn't work until the day after the original suspension was supposed to end anyways
spring cairn
your gesture towards the supreme leader is appreciated
storm jungle
When I got suspended for some weird bs the appeal system was broken all to hell,...
Lmao christ
spring cairn
urban spire
nobody i know of streams it
vagrant fox
sad
scenic trout
When I got suspended for some weird bs the appeal system was broken all to hell,...
honestly i was jumpscared to death when it happened to me
storm jungle
and i don't have much personal interest
Me neither but the lore for it is peak
vagrant fox
The only rebirth ending I haven't gotten yet is ending up in Saigon and most of the communal rebirths. Gotta force some freaks to rebirth with me
urban spire
i think facefull of eyes or raycevik did a video on it, idk
urban spire
one of the smaller longform youtube video essayists
civic gale
I think I finally figured out how to use my mini emulator without freaking buying an SD card reader
storm jungle
the game is a great deep-dive into the shit America and the CIA got up to in the cold war
vagrant fox
It's very gorey but the writing is popping
flat nimbus
outlast trials is hilarious
storm jungle
ngl the best part is the game was expected to instantly flop but Red Barrels somehow carried it hard for years now
flat nimbus
“Drown this man in pure AIDS, for therapy.”
vagrant fox
It's so on the nose it's funny, you really get a sense that the CIA are the good guys
storm jungle
i remembe rseeing it launch and going "damn this game sucks"
scenic trout
civic gale
Look it was an oversight getting a retro console and not the SD card reader
scenic trout
i remembe rseeing it launch and going "damn this game sucks"
i honestly felt that it was more of Red Barrels trying to chase the horror coop trend in that time
storm jungle
100%
scenic trout
But surprise how they managed to keep going on
storm jungle
Yeah same i wonder what it is
i do know one is definitely that they do the live-service model right
other id assume is just the characters
scenic trout
And now remains one of the popular games that is surprise is becoming mainstream slowly
And the titktok kids appeared
vagrant fox
Kind of an addicting loop, several varities of the levels
The invasion thing is a bit of a dud but not to everyone at least
spring cairn
carried by easterman
scenic trout
I dont really like invasion but id say is a good concept
Though only one time i got invaded in my solo game and i was scared to death
vagrant fox
I see some people liking it, seems very unbalanced to me still
scenic trout
And that was enough to disable it entirely
vagrant fox
eat it
civic gale
I have to wait till I get home
urban spire
gonna be fascinating to see that extraction game fromsoft is making
urban spire
like you're gonna focus on the pvp? are you sure that's a good idea?
civic gale
Ey PvE extraction Shooter witchfire did pretty well
urban spire
i love pvp in the souls series, i'm ambush pvper scum to my heart, but they are DOGSHIT at pvp balance
vagrant fox
The notoriously beloved pvp in their games? They're focusing on that?
urban spire
i'd post clips but those are gone with my twitter account
celest dome
Is Witchfire an extraction game ?
civic gale
I count it as one
urban spire
The notoriously beloved pvp in their games? They're focusing on that?
yeah i mean they're just bad at making the pvp actually balanced, i don't know if it's gonna stand up on its own instead of as one leg of the holy souls online mp chair
coop, invasions and counter-invasions
spring cairn
that game wil fail not cuz it's bad
it's switch 2 exclusive
go fuck yourself fatsoft
urban spire
yeah i don't have a switch 2 that shit's expensive
spring cairn
they did good with nightreign, everybody was saying DoA when they reveal that
and the game fucks
i'm sure duskblood will be good, it's just doomed cuz switch 2 exclusive
surreal nest
yeah i mean they're just bad at making the pvp actually balanced, i don't know i...
I agree but also I think its cuz it was never a real focus
This one will more than likely be its specialty
celest dome
it's switch 2 exclusive
Wait there won't be a PC version ? That's strange
urban spire
i mean hopefully the pvp won't be ruined by pve babies crying forever about red man bad
urban spire
yeah it's nintendo exclusive it's never coming to anything else
surreal nest
it's reserved for nintendo gamers
Nah nah nintendo has some violently difficult games
urban spire
Nah nah nintendo has some violently difficult games
exclusivity is the point, not difficulty
nintendo is an IP black hole
surreal nest
Nintendo gamers and crying about red man sounded like a implication to casual play
spring cairn
i'm just saying who tf thinks of nintendo consoles when they think about fromsofty games
urban spire
lambda was responding to heretic, not me
i think
anyway yeah wild to release this on switch
surreal nest
i'm just saying who tf thinks of nintendo consoles when they think about fromsof...
Tbf I dont think we will ever get another fromsoft Playstation collaboration
Sony hates them and wants to kill them and hates them
urban spire
why do they hate them
celest dome
Honestly I really don't have many upcoming games that I'm that interested in, Larian's, Mechanicus 2, Region of Ruins (small game) and that's pretty much it
surreal nest
Because I said so
urban spire
i mean i don't disagree, no reason for them to hang on to bloodborne like that other than spite
celest dome
Sony does that quite often iirc
urban spire
Honestly I really don't have many upcoming games that I'm that interested in, La...
larian's using ai so they can smoke a mile of dick
surreal nest
I think Sony has a not insignificant amount of ownership of fromsofts parent company
celest dome
I'm not gonna try to argue on that, as they've previously explained things and I only remembered being "fine" with their explanation
urban spire
it's the "oh we're only using it for workflow reasons you won't see any in the final game" excuse that companies are trotting out
the workers straight up don't like it, CEO is forcing it
rocky gale
The workers not liking it was something made up by by a former employee who was a temp and left the company before it even became policy
IE a nobody trying to create drama for attention
celest dome
They can register to common unions
urban spire
anyway if the employees are fine with it i trust them less
celest dome
As do most of the employees in Belgium
urban spire
good on them, i should look into belgian games more ig
celest dome
Unions are quite strong in Belgium, and General strikes do happen quite often
urban spire
same reason swedish devs keep making good shit then
celest dome
Tbh, there aren't really that many Game studio afaik
The Blood Teef and Dakka is Belgian iirc
spring cairn
idk i know plenty of ppl who own and play on the switch
and literally only 5% of them are interested in fromsoft games
celest cedar
urban spire
maybe the dark souls 1 port sold like crazy in japan or something
urban spire
people bitching that the games i enjoy aren't exclusively pve fucking haunts me everywhere i go
surreal nest
The workers not liking it was something made up by by a former employee who was ...
Idk why workers would like it especially creative designers
If i was a creative designer I would be fighting tooth and nail for not even an inch of generative ai in the process
urban spire
yeah there's that too
overwhelmingly workers don't like AI while management loves it
surreal nest
The ceo said "we arent replacing workers with AI we are just exploring with AI" which i dont understand conceptually
Exploring concepts with AI is replacing manual work
rigid dune
So before what was happening in the game, was everyone just chilling out in Atoma producing tanks?
storm jungle
Basically
surreal nest
So before what was happening in the game, was everyone just chilling out in Atom...
And fighting off the darktide
storm jungle
the planet is just a largely general industrial hub
rigid dune
Im thinking that would not the mechanicus have a larger presense in the world?
storm jungle
Not quite no
urban spire
unauthorized expenditure of factory air detected
rose thorn
DILARIAAA
storm jungle
Mechanicus only dominate planets they politically have a big presence over or are Forgeworlds where its 100% admech
surreal nest
Im thinking that would not the mechanicus have a larger presense in the world?
Mechanicus arent much needed for braindead tank mass production
surreal nest
Imagine atoma as a slop factory squeezing out slop from a tube
urban spire
every manufactorium has an admech presence by sheer necessity, but there's a lot more of those than there are high ranking admech personnel to go around, so it's mostly shitass enginseers
vagrant fox
Some overseeing and essential mechanicus staff is probably all they needed
surreal nest
Leman russ are literally tank slop
storm jungle
as said above yeah its just "Yeah we are here lol"
techpriests are a facet of every industrial production
but they are just "there" unless its some world of big importance
rigid dune
So they are the token indian tech support guy sent by company so we can all pretend that they actually care?
storm jungle
Basically lol
but they do actually care
(for machines)
they are basically IT in most planets
surreal nest
Leman russ more like cheeseburger from the cheeseburger factory
storm jungle
Cheesecheeseburger from the cheeseburger factory?
surreal nest
Cheesecheese
storm jungle
more like Cheeseburger Apocalypse
urban spire
Cheesecheeseburger from the cheeseburger factory?
surreal nest
Do you love my 100% finished guardsman
near wasp
urban spire
EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER
vagrant fox
What the sam hell is this cyberpunk dystopia
urban spire
marathon
vagrant fox
Oh it gets a pass
valid needle
Weird looking vape
vagrant fox
I want cheeseburger
rocky gale
I'd drink a cheeseburger ngl
vagrant fox
Just be a flexitarian 4head
surreal nest
I'd drink a cheeseburger ngl
This is vile
urban spire
i'm already still eating fish
rocky gale
Like I enjoy food, but if I could just drink every meal in like a shot and get all the nutrients I need I'd be fine with it
solid horizon
Eat flex tape
urban spire
the packaging is pretty repulsive ngl
surreal nest
Read your words out loud before you let me see them next time
urban spire
FRIEND MOUTH is peak tho
vagrant fox
I haven't had meat in two weeks but I'm about to cheeseburger tf out
rocky gale
Do you understand how much effort I'd save if I could just drink a cheeseburger, no more chewing
surreal nest
IM CHEESEBURGIN IM CHEESEBURGIN
urban spire
Like I enjoy food, but if I could just drink every meal in like a shot and get a...
they make a kind of slop for you, idr what it's called though
surreal nest
Do you understand how much effort I'd save if I could just drink a cheeseburger,...
That sounds awful
urban spire
it's like a carton of stuff that tastes like nothing but gives you nutrients
vagrant fox
Gamersups or something
solid horizon
Do you understand how much effort I'd save if I could just drink a cheeseburger,...
Astronautmaxxing
urban spire
no gamersupps tastes like, idk, titty milk according to the label
anyway burger is already white bread and ground beef you barely have to chew as is
rocky gale
So much chewing
solid horizon
Cheeseburger soup
surreal nest
People who eat burgers are below me
vagrant fox
There's a billion meal replacement drinks out there they're all gamersups
urban spire
i hear it tastes like pancake batter
solid horizon
here, this
rocky gale
That's clearly soylent white
surreal nest
You haven't lived until you've had vegetarian burger
Because then you shoot yourself after
vagrant fox
here, this
I get more protein from turran fisk smh
rocky gale
The Impossible Whopper that forcibly feminises you
urban spire
idk where my body finds protein but apparently it does
solid horizon
Protein generator
urban spire
won some kinda genetic lottery, naturally very muscly
can't wait for hrt to just fucking torpedo that
excited to struggle with grocery bags
surreal nest
won some kinda genetic lottery, naturally very muscly
I won not balding but I have a permanent double chin
urban spire
low t handshake
solid horizon
It was expected ngl
rancid cove
In the grim dark future there is only larp
urban spire
anyway high testosterone is what makes your hair fall out
it's why it's male pattern baldness
other than that it doesn't actually do much to make you manly, doesn't even help much with muscle mass, just maintains some stuff
triggers male puberty if you haven't done that before
vagrant fox
Doesn't it promote increased muscle and bone mass
urban spire
nah folks who do strength training often end up with low t from steroids
it does a little bit of that, but not a lot
if you have enough testosterone to be biologically male, you just are, no need to futz around with levels much
vagrant fox
It's been a long time since I did biology class I just vaguely remember it promoting growth of tissue with androgen receptors like muscle, which is why bodybuilders go overboard with taking it
urban spire
take finasteride if you have too much, or your hair will fall out, and you get to discover that cis men can have dysmorphia too
vagrant fox
You can only be a heckin based oldschool priest of Sigmar if you're bald
Entirely worth it
The shit hormones do is crazy, I should re-read about it. Things might have changed in the last 15-10 years
urban spire
the stuff that determines muscle bigness is just more complicated than a single hormone
vagrant fox
Yea naturally, it's a big complicated process
surreal nest
What's cortisol
urban spire
your funny stress friend
vagrant fox
I just mean in a complete vacuum it does promote some secondary sex characteristics. It's not the only deciding factor
urban spire
yeah, for example, i'm 6'6 and naturally exceptionally strong, and i have low t
surreal nest
yeah, for example, i'm 6'6 and naturally exceptionally strong, and i have low t
Humble brag
urban spire
no i'm not humble about it at all
surreal nest
Yeah I have a full head of hair and I can rip someone in half and im 6'6
rancid cove
Larp larp sahur
urban spire
that's right
vagrant fox
What's cortisol
Steroid of a sorts, your gland squirts it into you so you get ready for the hidden tiger or some nonsense
surreal nest
I do NOT squirt
urban spire
i love to talk about how i'd pick up my ex wife and spin her around as a joke
surreal nest
I been playing resident evil 4 how could you tell
vagrant fox
I would be a 2m gigachad if the Irish hadn't cursed me on a genetic level
surreal nest
Leon bulgeennedy
urban spire
and it's not humble, it's straight up bragging
surreal nest
I was all smiles till I walked past someone and my nose got infiltrated with fresh human shit
Fuck my chud life
vagrant fox
You need one of those furry plague doctor masks with nice smelling things
urban spire
reassuring thing to meet in the ER
surreal nest
Some nurses wear crazy shirts
vagrant fox
Last time I was in the ER I wish I had one so I'd understand
surreal nest
Like one with a skeleton on an IV and it says licensed drug dealer
vagrant fox
Who's shouting
surreal nest
You wha
civic gale
May have to buy a SD card reader after all 
near wasp
What in the fuck
civic gale
What in the fuck
What happened?
near wasp
I saw softtoasts weird ass message as the first thing I saw when I opened chat
surreal nest
What message
near wasp
I do NOT squirt
This one
surreal nest
🗣️
near wasp
rocky gale
Sounds like something an embarresed squirter would say
scenic trout
sharp pollen
what is this chapter
rancid cove
https://fxtwitter.com/Daamianski/status/2038192189809852680?s=20
God I hate that second running animation
reminds me of cod
and not in the good way
"press shift twice to tactical sprint" running animation
scenic trout
God I hate that second running animation
You will have COD brainrot tactical sprint
urban spire
wait hang on isnt titus a tactical special boy?
what's it fucking called
tall marine
rancid cove
what
hollow lantern
Primaris?
urban spire
isn't titus a tactical primaris man?
rancid cove
rancid cove
isn't titus a tactical primaris man?
no he was captain of 2nd company
so no not a tactical
vagrant fox
before captaincy I mean
rancid cove
but uhhh all mariens go to the tactical role
vagrant fox
then captain, then lieutnant, then captain
rancid cove
because (dont know if they still do this) all mariens have to go trough some years of experience as devastator and assault battlerole
before they turn tactical
urban spire
wait what lmao
surreal nest
I miss them so much
rancid cove
yeah
vagrant fox
I don't think they do that anymore
urban spire
the devastators are the fresh outta scouts scrubs?
rancid cove
I don't think they do that anymore
shame its a cool concept
rancid cove
the devastators are the fresh outta scouts scrubs?
some can still put there out of preference but its supposed so that they can learn the different tactics and shit like that
as a devastator they learn patience, fire cover shit
vagrant fox
Used to go scouts -> asasult/devestator -> tactical
rancid cove
and then as assault so they can learn more aggresive tactics and the use of jump packs
then they turn into tactical
which is a "know all" battlerole
and more versatile
vagrant fox
yea
urban spire
and then tactical so they can not use any of that knowledge and just behave like gears of war guys
rancid cove
they can use that
and even call to deploy heavy bolter
and jump packs
at least in lore
urban spire
why wouldn't you have them be tacticals to learn fundamentals and then specialize into scout, assault or devastator
surreal nest
Is there a lore reason why space marine squads can't use an array of weapons when primarised
rancid cove
when theyre tactical they have more versatility due to knowing all those types of war tactics and call to be deployed there
rancid cove
Is there a lore reason why space marine squads can't use an array of weapons whe...
resources
vagrant fox
Tactical squads used to have all the other equipment too
rancid cove
I miss that old concept of training ngl
vagrant fox
Here's one with a missile launcher, they could equip any of the heavy weapons too
rancid cove
why wouldn't you have them be tacticals to learn fundamentals and then specializ...
They can be specialized into that
some stayed on those roles
lol
rancid cove
its because tactical had more usage of being promoted than the other specialized roles
vagrant fox
Just supposed to be able to respond to any threat and be very flexible
surreal nest
I hate how kasrkin have like 15 different weapons to roll for in tabletop
vagrant fox
They go through the other roles to learn that
rancid cove
@urban spire first they learned the specialized roles so they could be turned into tactical which are flexible tools, they could use any gear from other roles
plus they also could be promoted easier trough the tactical role iirc
surreal nest
Lack there of
urban spire
being a scout, assault/dev is going to teach you a bunch of skills that aren't applicable as a tac
rancid cove
but you could choose to stay on the specialized roles
more because you liked it better
or because the chapter required you there
vagrant fox
Is there a lore reason why space marine squads can't use an array of weapons whe...
30slop leaking into my 40slop
rancid cove
lol
urban spire
while tac stuff is skills you can apply in all those other SPECIALIZED roles
surreal nest
but you could choose to stay on the specialized roles
The space marines who stuck with assault are cracked
fervent geode
Vespasian certified statement
rancid cove
The space marines who stuck with assault are cracked
i mean if i was a sm id stick with assault too
rancid cove
Vespasian certified statement
He wants to become a chaplain soo...
surreal nest
Your ass would be the ATV driver I regret to inform you
urban spire
if i was a space marine i'd immediately turn traitor
fuck that shit they detransitioned me with gene bullshit i'm falling to slaanesh so i can re-transition
surreal nest
Red corsairs seem happy
rancid cove
Used to go scouts -> asasult/devestator -> tactical
Firstbon era of marines was so much better tbh
the only thing primaris has that i like is reivers/phobos armor
surreal nest
Reivers are pretty gas
vagrant fox
I'd pull a Vandoth I think
urban spire
"you couldn't do that you'd be hypno-indoctrinated" no i wouldn't, i'd beat it
rancid cove
"you couldn't do that you'd be hypno-indoctrinated" no i wouldn't, i'd beat it
a lotof them did
rancid cove
I like gravis
its kinda mid in design
urban spire
yeah exactly
urban spire
marines turn traitor and invent having a personality all the time
surreal nest
I love it personally
urban spire
the indoctrination aint shit
vagrant fox
it's alright
fervent geode
He wants to become a chaplain soo...
Word Bearer ahh marine
rancid cove
I love it personally
the majority of the designs i see are kinda mid but its ok
urban spire
only weak willed marines stay loyal
fervent geode
Literally Ashen Circle Material
rancid cove
i still prefer terminator
surreal nest
Im also an aggressor super fan
fervent geode
only weak willed marines stay loyal
And misguided ones, gonna pour one out for my man Garro
urban spire
guess tzeentch is more trans than slaanesh
rancid cove
Literally Ashen Circle Material
He's not a religious nerd like you he just wants to hype up his boys in combat
(ignore that he talks to Quartus and tells hes gonna give him a servo skull that constantly spews prayers to him mid battle)
urban spire
slaanesh is a poser, fuck him
rancid cove
Regular power armor > terminator > phobos > gravis
is my tierlist
rancid cove
the gravis helmet is pretty cool ngl
urban spire
"buh buh buh you turn into chaos spawn!" i already survived marineification i can tank falling to tzeentch
surreal nest
Regular power armor > terminator > phobos > gravis
is my tierlist
Stupid tier list!
vagrant fox
Word Bearer Ashen Circle are the only good ones
fervent geode
He's not a religious nerd like you he just wants to hype up his boys in combat
(...
Tbh that’s what most WB Chaplains do mid fight when they aren’t writing or praying, ehhh close enough
rancid cove
Stupid tier list!
y
urban spire
only weak willed people become chaos spawns
surreal nest
I think terminators are top for sure
rancid cove
I think terminators are top for sure
it depends on the mark tbh
fervent geode
Word Bearer Ashen Circle are the only good ones
They produced based men like Amatnim and Zardu
rancid cove
im not very fond of the indomitus design although some artworks of them make them look cool as fuck
rancid cove
Tartaros > Cataphratii > Saturnine > Indomitus
vagrant fox
im not very fond of the indomitus design although some artworks of them make the...
destroy this goof
vagrant fox
Saturnine is by far in last place
rancid cove
Saturnine is by far in last place
i just like their bulkyness style
vagrant fox
The correct list goes as following
Indomitus > Cataphractii > Tartaros > wearing nothing at all > Saturnine
rancid cove
The correct list goes as following
Indomitus > Cataphractii > Tartaros > wearing...
indomitus over cataphractii is a sin
kill yourself
vagrant fox
I already came back from the dead 4head
urban spire
i've played way too much marathon to enjoy the imperium aesthetic i need some tau shit
surreal nest
Tartaros > Cataphratii > Saturnine > Indomitus
Not real words btw
rancid cove
tau have stinky designs me thinks
rancid cove
Not real words btw
no words are real theyre all made up
surreal nest
Wokist
vagrant fox
tau have stinky designs me thinks
pulverize this goof
urban spire
once the tau empire discovers hard angles it's over for the imperium of man
vagrant fox
i've played way too much marathon to enjoy the imperium aesthetic i need some ta...
The piranha skimmer is peak
vagrant fox
Goofy thing is cool as hell
surreal nest
We can all agree that tempestus aquillons are peak design
urban spire
type of eyesight that can't tell tall grass and tiger stripes apart
surreal nest
hollow lantern
I wish they had less trim
urban spire
the eyesight of a species who considers sneaking up on a leaf an achievement
hollow lantern
I'd unironically buy them if they had less
urban spire
can tau eat meat? i don't actually know
vagrant fox
Omnivores
vagrant fox
They kinda see meat as barbaric but some fire warriors seem to eat it
urban spire
it meat
urban spire
fuck you i want burger
i saw the word "fringe fry" earlier and got so hungry i almost passed out
vagrant fox
I got a vegetarian burrito for later but you can't have it
urban spire
thanks, fold it into a paper boat and push it my way
near wasp
He just said you can't have it
urban spire
fuck
urban spire
surreal nest
I wish they had less trim
Fair point
vagrant fox
consider however, that they're cool
vagrant fox
I would prefer this but I'm gonna have to call you a liberal
hollow lantern
I can live with that
vagrant fox
Didn't they look different in the past or am I going senile
urban spire
holy shit a non-elysian drop troop?
winged silo
I actually like the World Eaters now.
winged silo
The Mechanicus will remain my favorite faction, but the World Eaters are cool because they're all rabid animals who scream constantly.
vagrant fox
I'm remembering these chuds
winged silo
Oh no
winged silo
How can a mask be deformed?
vagrant fox
The Mechanicus will remain my favorite faction, but the World Eaters are cool be...
They're a great bunch, the lucid ones tend to be funny
vagrant fox
How can a mask be deformed?
In service to the emperor all things are possible
winged silo
They're a great bunch, the lucid ones tend to be funny
I also really like their DoW voice lines.
I imagine the actors were laughing their asses off the whole time they were recording.
vagrant fox
I also really like their DoW voice lines.
DoW had some superb voice acting and I want to know who directed it and organised it this peak can be achieved again
too lazy to look it up though
winged silo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUp24qgoqIk
GOTHIC ARMADA MENTIONED?
Also most Khorne servants in 40k and Fantasy have a great time, simply because you don't have to fail.
rancid cove
Goofy as fuck mask
theres some sm2 cultists that kinda look like this and i love them
they look like bugs
winged silo
Indeed.
rancid cove
https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer40k-khorne-dance-gif-9564252591948...
Im fond of these guys
timid pasture
Im fond of these guys
The changer of ways demands you put on a silly ass mask so I may give you my gifts
winged silo
Im fond of these guys
This Tzeentchian bloke versus a Scab Gunner, who wins?
timid pasture
This Tzeentchian bloke versus a Scab Gunner, who wins?
Tzeentchian dude would win
winged silo
How so?
rancid cove
This Tzeentchian bloke versus a Scab Gunner, who wins?
tzeentchian dude wins
winged silo
Does the silly mask benefit him?
timid pasture
Im fond of these guys
I wonder wtf is that thing that’s growing out of their back
I like the detail is hands are transforming too
rancid cove
I wonder wtf is that thing that’s growing out of their back
its a small wing, one similar to the ones chaos spawns have
rancid cove
I like the detail is hands are transforming too
same
timid pasture
its a small wing, one similar to the ones chaos spawns have
Ohh
rancid cove
it might be a sign his body is not up to resist all the gifts of the chaos gods so he might turn chaos spawn
or he might turn into a dude with wings
so the wing is still kinda small and its going to grow a lil bit more
winged silo
Tzeentch said so
Can't argue with that I suppose.
timid pasture
it might be a sign his body is not up to resist all the gifts of the chaos gods ...
Typical tzeentchian gifts
rancid cove
pretty sure the other cultist also has a slight mutation
going to the barge now so i can confirm
Mf is actually fucking normal
rancid cove
Im fond of these guys
yup same wing but smaller
rancid cove
Mf is actually fucking normal
This right here
i dont hate them as much as i hate the tyranid snipers
cause bigger health pool
at least are easier to hit
timid pasture
Who TF is this
Chaos spawn
lone chasm
.
rose thorn
And I’m peak for it Joshy
lone chasm
peakkkk :3
rose thorn
There is also the infinite and the divine yaoi but I haven’t read that yet
civic gale
@lone chasm cute pfp
rancid cove
<@1439299818991259708> cute pfp
agreed
rose thorn
Apparently the infinite and divine is peak you but I have not read it
I’m too busy reading age of sigmar books lol
rancid cove
yeah i heard its pretty cool but theres also a lot of yap
rose thorn
Yap is good
civic gale
I hate this job
rose thorn
I assure you hearing about a bolter shooting at a tank gets really really annoying after 1.5 seconds
zinc dune
Hi
rancid cove
I assure you hearing about a bolter shooting at a tank gets really really annoyi...
Ngl i don't mind, i actually like reading the yap a bit
the only time i dont like is when its confusing as fuck (void battles)
I HATE reading void battles because i dont understand shit on how the ship is moving or working
vagrant fox
Infinite and Divine is good, not my favourite Necron book so far but up there somewhere
zinc dune
Could a renegade space marine find merc work on hive worlds
rancid cove
Could a renegade space marine find merc work on hive worlds
yes
vagrant fox
Yea
rancid cove
renegade/minor chaos warband usually will engage in merc work to survive
fervent geode
Could a renegade space marine find merc work on hive worlds
His name is Vandoth
civic gale
Interesting
rancid cove
either that or go to Eye of Terra to gain favor with chaos gods to get stronger
fervent geode
Most beautiful bangle
rancid cove
This weirdo
140p
vagrant fox
this weirdo attempt 2
Mind, he's not exactly confirmed to be a sm but all the clues point to yes
rancid cove
Mind, he's not exactly confirmed to be a sm but all the clues point to yes
Either that or hes mutated enough to be a space marine level
zinc dune
Oh I'm working on a red Corsair oc who abandons the red Corsairs after the badab war and he's current trying to join the deathwatch as a black shield and the only two people vouching for his entrance is his friend in the iron hands and a tech-priest inquisitior who's ordo xenos if that has any sway in the deathwatch
fervent geode
Uhhhh
rancid cove
Oh I'm working on a red Corsair oc who abandons the red Corsairs after the badab...
Sounds cool
fervent geode
Red Corsairs are too souped in chaos warp shit to ever get into the DW afaik
rancid cove
Red Corsairs are too souped in chaos warp shit to ever get into the DW afaik
unless hes an og astral claw
vagrant fox
Depends on when this take place
zinc dune
He abandoned before the whole chaos part
fervent geode
unless hes an og astral claw
Yeah if he’s an Astral Claw who ran off before New Badab maybe
fervent geode
He abandoned before the whole chaos part
Oh so he’s never been a Red Corsair
Yeah maybe then
rose thorn
Oh I'm working on a red Corsair oc who abandons the red Corsairs after the badab...
Well the red corsairs formed after the badab war, if you mean the celestial lions then I have no doubt the imperium would be like “fine you can be a black shield”
rose thorn
Mantis warriors were actually forgiven and allowed to rejoin the imperium
rose thorn
So it’s not crazy at all if he feels ashamed of his chapter or is trying to regain glory or something
Much different scenario
zinc dune
Same with the executiors and lementars
vagrant fox
As is, according to the Deathwatch TTRPG, only the watch commander can say no or yes and only the watch commander knows what's up
fervent geode
He’d still prob have to be a vet to join the DW
vagrant fox
So if the watch commander says A-OK it's A-OK
vagrant fox
Nothing about this however makes me suspect that it wouldn't slide, even if the Mantis Warriors were accepted back into the fold
fervent geode
He probably wouldn’t be admitted easily until after the MW penitence crusade ended
Because he should be fighting for penitence with his chapter if he’s fought at Badab
vagrant fox
Ought to, but it's fine surely
gleaming gale
limpid granite
it would be funny if they reinstated the knights of blood
vagrant fox
Dante said they were too cringe
valid needle
Well the red corsairs formed after the badab war, if you mean the celestial lion...
What did Celestial Lions do lol?
vagrant fox
Probably meant Astral Claws
Celestial Lions made fun of the inquisition and deserved what they got
rose thorn
What did Celestial Lions do lol?
Sorry I meant astral claws
valid needle
Oh
valid needle
Celestial Lions made fun of the inquisition and deserved what they got
Lies
gleaming gale
Celestial Lions made fun of the inquisition and deserved what they got
Coincidentally they started getting targeted by ork snipers after that
valid needle
Celestial Lions got saved by their big brothers after being wrongfully attacked.
fervent geode
They pissed off some inquisitor Apollyon
valid needle
They tried to report him for executing civilians
fervent geode
And yeah Helbrecht and Grimaldus did help out with it
Illegal exterminatus iirc
Lmao
But I think inquisition is still mad iirc
valid needle
And inquisition went full exterminate on them until the Black Templars declared support for the lions.
fervent geode
Since a callidus fucking murdered CM Dubaku
valid needle
Attacking sons of dorn is a quick way to get the Templars to turn their crusade ships around to pull up on you lol
cerulean trellis
i recently went on a starchild deepdive and ended up learnign about the sensei
only to learn later that they been retconned xD
gleaming gale
only to learn later that they been retconned xD
"Oops!" - James Workshop, probably
rancid cove
Attacking sons of dorn is a quick way to get the Templars to turn their crusade ...
Imperial Fists entire reputation lies on the Black Templars cause 1 campaign is gonna bring their chapter extinct
wary fulcrum
Because he should be fighting for penitence with his chapter if he’s fought at B...
I dunno, I could see him refusing the redemption and joining the black shield as their own form of penitence
Like, I’ll never be washed of this stain so can’t continue
fervent geode
Maybe if doesn’t want to be with the chapter yeah
valid needle
Imperial Fists entire reputation lies on the Black Templars cause 1 campaign is ...
Wdym
fervent geode
Like he fucking hates them or vice versa for whatever reason
gleaming gale
how many near extinct events have the IF suffered
Not enough
wary fulcrum
Could even be that he’s not happy they accepted the punishment when the Mantis Warriors legit did nothing wrong except defend themselves
rancid cove
Not enough
true to that
valid needle
how many near extinct events have the IF suffered
Two
fervent geode
I wonder with the star child tease we'll see some of that again
It came from a conversation with nothingburger Tenebrus and old man Kor so I’d not keep me hopes up lmao
rancid cove
Could even be that he’s not happy they accepted the punishment when the Mantis W...
Mantis Warriors literally sided with Huron and only left after he went chaos (like the lamenters)
vagrant fox
I had a BT join the Deathwatch permanently, not as a black shield mind, because he was the sole survivor of a fighting company and he was too much of a chud failure to die properly
These weirdos are big on honour and glory
fervent geode
Could even be that he’s not happy they accepted the punishment when the Mantis W...
Hmm yeah, but that might leave him to the road of Huron
wary fulcrum
Mantis Warriors literally sided with Huron and only left after he went chaos (li...
After the Fire Hawks invaded their space fully armed and refused to treat the Mantis Warriors as allies and cousins, instead treating them as enemies
fervent geode
Remember Stibor Lazaerek causes the Badab War
gleaming gale
It came from a conversation with nothingburger Tenebrus and old man Kor so I’d n...
Idk man, the Imperium seems conveniently split for a Star Child/Dark King showdown
rancid cove
After the Fire Hawks invaded their space fully armed and refused to treat the Ma...
Infighting between loyalist chapters? splendid!
vagrant fox
It came from a conversation with nothingburger Tenebrus and old man Kor so I’d n...
It's nothing I want to see tbf, I think they've just been replaced with perpetuals anyways
fervent geode
Idk man, the Imperium seems conveniently split for a Star Child/Dark King showdo...
Dark King is dead anyway
For this age at least
fervent geode
It's nothing I want to see tbf, I think they've just been replaced with perpetua...
Yeah same here lol
wary fulcrum
Hmm yeah, but that might leave him to the road of Huron
Not necessarily, Huron has fallen to chaos
The Mantis Warriors not doing anything wrong means that not inly do they oppose Huron, they could also see the Fire Hawks and many of the others (except Salamanders) as being part of the problem
fervent geode
Not necessarily, Huron has fallen to chaos
The Mantis Warriors not doing anythi...
Yeah true, but quite a few marines who are just disgruntled with the Imperium end up there and drink the kool aid along the way, like that one Iron Hand in the Maelstrom book, and yknow they might see old Lufgt as the road to revenge against those who wronged them
gleaming gale
Dark King is dead anyway
Or maybe the King in Yellow if anything comes out of that plot thread
fervent geode
Or maybe the King in Yellow if anything comes out of that plot thread
Still waiting for pandaemonium lol
We’ll see
valid needle
more than any other chapters therefore theyre bums
I mean entire chapters have been wiped out never to be seen again. Imperial fists pulling through not only once but twice from crazy odds is crazy.
fervent geode
They did entirely die with Koorland once, it’s just everyone pitched in to not let it happen
So that’s on the Last Wall brothers
wary fulcrum
Yeah true, but quite a few marines who are just disgruntled with the Imperium en...
Sort of yeah
But what if they don’t want revenge, what if they just don’t think they did anything wrong
Where do they go?
They want to serve the Imperium, refuse to acknowledge the penitent crusade, so what option is left to them?
Black Shield seems to fit that
fervent geode
Sort of yeah
But what if they don’t want revenge, what if they just don’t think...
In that case defo yeah, if they just want to refuse the penitence crusade and still serve the imperium that seems like the path
valid needle
They did entirely die with Koorland once, it’s just everyone pitched in to not l...
No they didn’t. Maximus thane lived.
fervent geode
No they didn’t. Maximus thane lived.
He was a Fist Exemplar
near wasp
I need to write out at least a short character thing for my dark angel
near wasp
The imperial fists now have imperial fist geneseed again since the primaris reinforcments
fervent geode
Oh they never lost it
valid needle
Also remember this was only a hundred or two years after the heresy. 90% of the successor chapters would have still been original legion members
fervent geode
They lost all their members but the gene vaults were still there
valid needle
The imperial fists now have imperial fist geneseed again since the primaris rein...
They always had Dorns geneseed. All successors use the same geneseed
near wasp
Yes but the got reformed with successor geneseed
valid needle
Yes but the got reformed with successor geneseed
But it’s the same geneseed
fervent geode
Also remember this was only a hundred or two years after the heresy. 90% of the ...
Closer to a thousand iirc, but still yeah it’s probable that Zerberyn or Bohemond could’ve been legionaries once too
valid needle
All successors use the same as the founding because it’s all the Primarchs geneseed
fervent geode
Which makes Zerberyn’s arc even more stupid
near wasp
Also remember this was only a hundred or two years after the heresy. 90% of the ...
I thought it was more like 2000 years
fervent geode
Actually he probably was since he outranked Thane in the chapter
fervent geode
I thought it was more like 2000 years
Heresy ended in M31
War of the Beast was somewhere M32 I think on the early end
Under 1k years to over 1k years
But I’m no expert
near wasp
Lex says 1500
surreal nest
Why am I seeing warhammer players angry that 10th edition codexes work for 11?
Am I missing something?
shadow plover
probably wanted a larger change, dunno
valid needle
I thought it was more like 2000 years
Nah. Maximus thane was not over 2000 years old.
vagrant fox
Every edition change is whinge season
limpid granite
From what ive seen people liked the new rules for 11th edition
shadow plover
we know very little thus far to be fair, but what we know seems nice
surreal nest
Every edition change is whinge season
Feel like it would be infinitely worse if your faction just dropped the last couple months of 10th and now your codex wont work for 11
surreal nest
we know very little thus far to be fair, but what we know seems nice
Rules for cover save and fast rolling seem awesome
limpid granite
Melee dicerolls are now done before targeting an enemy in melee
shadow plover
the change in objective markers is nice
cerulean trellis
it is cool that you can use the old codex still ^^
fervent geode
Comp is pissed off for some reason
surreal nest
the change in objective markers is nice
The objective markers killed immersion for me
fervent geode
But the comp scene is always pissed off so whatever
near wasp
Nah. Maximus thane was not over 2000 years old.
Brother it's the lex saying this. It directly says it happened 1500 years after the triumph of ullnor
gleaming gale
You shouldn't listen to competitive players and metachasers anyway
surreal nest
Plus terrain as a capturing point has so many opportunities for interesting play
surreal nest
Melee dicerolls are now done before targeting an enemy in melee
I thought it was just that you roll dice before choosing a charge target
fervent geode
You shouldn't listen to competitive players and metachasers anyway
They have their own thing, I don’t really get it, but I guess they’re having their fun
shadow plover
comp players are like 5% of all their customerbase so it's a stupid idea anyways
limpid granite
I thought it was just that you roll dice before choosing a charge target
I might be wrong
surreal nest
I cant wait to run full artillery load out for imp guard
fervent geode
I haven’t seen the preview
surreal nest
Fuck my stupid chud friend's votann
fervent geode
I haven’t seen the preview
Gonna watch it later
surreal nest
Also missions being detachment specific is awesome
fervent geode
Lmao literally this
surreal nest
How do people play this shit competitively lmfao
I like warhammer because dice and tiny little battle
valid needle
Brother it's the lex saying this. It directly says it happened 1500 years after ...
Well shit I guess he was 2000 years old
fervent geode
1500 years after Ullanor would make him 1.7k years old max no?
near wasp
He's probably less than 2000 more like 1700
fervent geode
Even assuming he was picked up at the start of the crusade
surreal nest
Ive been into warhammer for like 5 years and ive never even gotten close to putting my 2K+ point army near a table 
fervent geode
Real
limpid granite
I wonder if theres competitive killteam
gleaming gale
How do people play this shit competitively lmfao
"Wym you're not having fun when I bring a Baneblade on a 1k game? Skill issue!"
hollow lantern
I wonder if theres competitive killteam
Defo
surreal nest
I wonder if theres competitive killteam
Competitive killteam is really cool tho tbh
Its very interesting
limpid granite
At max an hour long game
valid needle
Even assuming he was picked up at the start of the crusade
We know he was at least a veteran legion member because he was a captain by the start of the heresy
fervent geode
We know he was at least a veteran legion member because he was a captain by the ...
I’m guessing he would’ve been picked up mid crusade
surreal nest
I wanna start going to my local stores to play but competitive players and chuds scare me
fervent geode
Because iirc he was at the triumph
limpid granite
When i enter a competitive match and it takes lowkenuinely 30 minutes for my phase because i have to diceroll for 200 grots
fervent geode
I wonder if theres competitive killteam
There is, and it’s less chuddy than comp 40K
Apparently
surreal nest
You cant really meta chase as hard as you can in big hammer
gleaming gale
When i enter a competitive match and it takes lowkenuinely 30 minutes for my pha...
Matches up with the guy playing a human wave Guard list
limpid granite
Army solely crafted to ragebait the shit out of tryhards
fervent geode
You cant really meta chase as hard as you can in big hammer
Oh yeah defo
limpid granite
Opponent just quits after 4 hours because my 200 grots got 100 reinforcements
surreal nest
Honestly im surprised killteam hasnt gotten abandoned yet
Like every other 40k game system
hollow lantern
Good gateway drug tbh
fervent geode
It’s too popular
limpid granite
Why would it lmao?
fervent geode
And yeah gateway drug
surreal nest
GW has done worse to more popular systems
gleaming gale
Battlefleet Gothic lmao
fervent geode
Even if it’s not a great gateway drug since it’s completely separate rule wise lmao
fervent geode
GW has done worse to more popular systems
Eh KT makes money more I guess
We could’ve been like Warcry idk what happened to that
limpid granite
Someone who wants to get into 40k can just buy a killteam and not have to make an army
fervent geode
No idea
gleaming gale
Combat Patrol wouldn't be missed if it disappears though
surreal nest
Combat patrol is goated not only for the discount boxes but its quick
Especially if you just borrow one you can basically preview an army
Its like a demo to me
gleaming gale
Yeah but the comps and forced loadouts are dogshit most of the time
fervent geode
I play it regularly
Based
surreal nest
The new boxes kinda suck unfortunately
limpid granite
Killteam is also neat since you can convert niche factions to tabletop
Like mandrakes
fervent geode
The new boxes kinda suck unfortunately
I’ve heard about that
surreal nest
Like why did the guardsmen get all Calvary lmfao
gleaming gale
Here, have 10 kasrkin, 10 FUCKING HORSES and a command squad that can't attach to anything
fervent geode
Crap now
surreal nest
Genuinely such a stupid concept
limpid granite
I wish rogue trader or dark heresy gets an origin with mounted combat
surreal nest
Combat patrol should have been kasrkin, command squad, then maybe a chimera or heavy weapons squad
limpid granite
Like wrath of the righteous ranger
surreal nest
Heavy weapons squad is legit the most oppressed miniature ever who the fuck uses it
gleaming gale
The Kringe box is better, the downside is that it's Kringe
surreal nest
The Kringe box is better, the downside is that it's Kringe
Yeah their horses make sense
I LOVE THEIR MOUNTED MGS
I think its so funny that Tau can get what is essentially two vehicles
And guard cant get any armor for their combat patrol
Yknow, the fucking famously mechanized army
limpid granite
Big mek
gleaming gale
And guard cant get any armor for their combat patrol
What's that? You want more horses?
surreal nest
I HATE THEM
Also, what's with cadian command squads??? Did GW just make too many?
EVERY SINGLE discount box has 1-2 of them
Like??? No castellans??? Commisars???? Creeds????
gleaming gale
In true GW fashion the next guard box will have a Chimera with nothing to board it
surreal nest
I have i think close to 6 command squads. I bought one individually
surreal nest
In true GW fashion the next guard box will have a Chimera with nothing to board ...
I dont understand why they make HQ that cant lead
I forgot there was a white dwarf scion combat patrol that one looks fun
gleaming gale
Shame they're retiring the Taurox now lmao
Centaur is what the Taurox wishes to be
surreal nest
Also I love the Kasrkin but I actually hate how many different weapon profiles they have
They genuinely have like potentially 7 different weapon profiles
gleaming gale
Makes sense, they're specialists
surreal nest
That just sucks to roll
rancid cove
time to try and write my homebrew warband again, hopefully this time i get satisfied with it and dontdelete it for the 7th time
surreal nest
But it just annoys me because of the war gear tbh
I would rather run all troopers but theres no point
gleaming gale
GW still robbed the guard of veteran squads with all plasma guns or shotguns
gleaming gale
The only shotgun on guard minis that are not Kringe is the brood brothers sprue lol
gleaming gale
I think it's an arbites shotgun too
gleaming gale
spare osprey
Was literally about to buy my first Combat Patrol.
'Cause I love my little dudes with guns.
Then.
10 ponyboys.
-# +$100 for something I don't want? Nuh-uh...
surreal nest
Was literally about to buy my first Combat Patrol.
'Cause I love my little dudes...
Its beyond tragic
I got really lucky with my combat patrol, I got the last 9th edition cadian launch box from my local game store. Its pretty much thecombat patrol with extra goodies
spare osprey
Its beyond tragic
I mean.
The obscene price and thingamajig I didn't want helped me discover Troll Trader.
Seems good!
:]
gleaming gale
The famous T-34 of the guard in the background lmao
rose thorn
Hell yeah!
gleaming gale
sergeant with power fist, invalid loadout for cadians, smh GW
rose thorn
Brood brothers…..
surreal nest
Brother...im broodin.....
surreal nest
sergeant with power fist, invalid loadout for cadians, smh GW
Whoever designed power fists are my hero
I have that art mounted on my wall and I never even realized there was a power fist
gleaming gale
I really like the fact that the art has all this religious paraphernalia on the guardsmen
and you get a grand total of 0 purity seals in a box
gleaming gale
Good thing the tactical squad box comes with a morbillion seals lol
surreal nest
Did infantry squads for guard get removed?
gleaming gale
Yeah
surreal nest
gleaming gale
It's all cadians, catachans and kringe for battleline
rancid cove
I think I read somewhere that space marine scouts usually have shotguns, do space marines not have full sized astartes shotguns?
surreal nest
Heavy weapon squads now useless or what
gleaming gale
I think I read somewhere that space marine scouts usually have shotguns, do spac...
They do, the deathwatch old kit had them
spring cairn
looks cool not a fan of skull bandannas tho
gleaming gale
Heavy weapon squads now useless or what
They're kinda just not worth bringing, cadians at least, krieg flamers are decent though
spring cairn
looks dork ish
rancid cove
I think this time imma be able to write something I actually like
surreal nest
As long as I can still run double melta double plasma kasrkin
near wasp
I think this time imma be able to write something I actually like
So we gonna talk about how that's basically a flipped sabbat symbol
surreal nest
They're kinda just not worth bringing, cadians at least, krieg flamers are decen...
Do you know if Bullgryns are any good atm?
gleaming gale
So we gonna talk about how that's basically a flipped sabbat symbol
Wait until you learn about the Ultramarines symbol
rancid cove
So we gonna talk about how that's basically a flipped sabbat symbol
haha thats the reason i made their symbol like that
gleaming gale
Do you know if Bullgryns are any good atm?
Bullgryns are meta atm
surreal nest
Good
rancid cove
theyre chaos undivided so ill add some homebrew minor chaos gods for them to worship alongside the main 4
surreal nest
I am so excited to actually play 40k this new edition
gleaming gale
I wonder if they will refresh the ogryn kit this edition
surreal nest
surreal nest
I wonder if they will refresh the ogryn kit this edition
I feel like if they wanted to they would have with the ratling KT
gleaming gale
Catachan refresh probably got derailed for the Steel Legion lmao
surreal nest
God
nocturne crest
I think its so funny that Tau can get what is essentially two vehicles
Odd question, but can the T'au's transport use melee?
gleaming gale
Yeah, it has Armoured Hull
surreal nest
I think every single vehicle has a hull attack
gleaming gale
Rearing back and forth 3 times into the nearest marine lmao
surreal nest
Well ig not rogal dorn uses its tracks
surreal nest
Rearing back and forth 3 times into the nearest marine lmao
Devilfish frontshots on the battlefield
nocturne crest
Rearing back and forth 3 times into the nearest marine lmao
Tbh, it probably turns off the hover and just drops on the marines.
nocturne crest
Probably every t'au vehicle could do this.
surreal nest
Does the Big Guns Never Tire rule allow you to also use your melee when its fight phase
Getting hit by a full rogal dorn tekken combo just sounds so funny to me
gleaming gale
It's ranged weapons only
surreal nest
Well yeah but does it stop you from fighting in the same turn
Shooting is before fighting right?
nocturne crest
gleaming gale
Shooting is before fighting right?
Yeah, you shoot with the -1 during the Shooting Phase with Big Guns Never Tire then melee as normal in the Fighting Phase
gleaming gale
Can't use blast weapons in engagement range so a Demolisher is fucked though lol
Has to rely on hull and sponsons
nocturne crest
Can't use blast weapons in engagement range so a Demolisher is fucked though lol
I'm surprised by that. I think a Vindicator can do that.
gleaming gale
I'm surprised by that. I think a Vindicator can do that.
Nah, blast weapons can be fired at other units not engaged, but not at the one tying your vehicle down
gleaming gale
Peak in a krieg book? Impossible
storm jungle
Thats because its barely about Krieg and more on a Commissar leading them, also the author ACTIVELY hates the Krieg fandom and actually shows them in a realistic way instead
(also its not Lyons so thats prob why lol)
gleaming gale
Thats because its barely about Krieg and more on a Commissar leading them, also ...
Holy mother of based
Steve Lyons on suicide watch
storm jungle
Theres an entire chapter dedicated to the protagonist commissars experience on the Schola
and its literally nothing but executions and child abuse
CINEMA
He literally gets chosen amidst the Cadets because the Lord Commissar that selects him thinks she'll be executing him in their first joint operation
🥀
gleaming gale
He literally gets chosen amidst the Cadets because the Lord Commissar that selec...
Can't you like, do that on the morbillion guardsmen around you instead
storm jungle
Its to set an example for all the 15 cadets she selected
beacuse once she does the first round of picks she notices JUST FOR A SECOND that he loosens his shoulders silently gladful she didnt pick him for the group
shes an absolute cunt, i love her
gleaming gale
Reminds me of the Lord Commissar in Demolisher lmao, but that one is more along the lines 'You got a strategical issue? Can't help, figure it out on your own until I start losing my patience'
storm jungle
Yeah this one is more the merciless type, she literally sends him to be tutored on Krieg because she never properly had him kill anyone as his duty while all her cadets "graduated" t obe full blown commissars to other regiments
its super fucking funny and dark
She literally hands him a mail with KRIEG on it 📧
"They'll shape you up nicely there."
near wasp
She just wanted him to get fragged jfc
gleaming gale
tbf Kriegers are the least likely to frag a commissar
Vraks notwithstanding, but don't tell Krieg fans about the Imperial Armour book lmao
storm jungle
Yeah she outright says this
near wasp
Yeah they are, oh you didn't let us suicide charge have a frag
storm jungle
"Since you seem like a coward maybe you can manage a job where your job is to RETREAT Guardsman instead of edging them on."
tho i wouldnt be surprised if she also did this to have him get fragged if he fucks it up
storm jungle
"But I cant bring myself to put you in charge of men under arms. Id be sentencing them all to death by cowardice"
FAAAAAHHHHHHHH
gleaming gale
Hesh?
storm jungle
Yeah thats the protag-commissar
storm jungle
LMAO ffs
rose thorn
hey which rollercoaster tycoon game si the good one?
languid meadow
Woah this is like abuser language 101 holy shit
storm jungle
I KNOW RIGHT
storm jungle
When they meet up she shows zero compassion to him
its just "Yeah hello. I got a job for you. What you want some acknowledgement or something? lol fuck off"
rose thorn
hey which rollercoaster tycoon game si the good one?
im like 90% sure its 3
valid needle
I had a BT join the Deathwatch permanently, not as a black shield mind, because ...
My real BT Chud Kings don’t join the deathwatch. They keep fighting until they die
gleaming gale
its just "Yeah hello. I got a job for you. What you want some acknowledgement or...
"I hope I will have a normal career"
EVIL ASS FUCKING LORD COMMISSAR factory looming in the background
storm jungle
I need to read this book
It starts SLOW but once you get to the chapter where the main plot of the novel is given its extremely good, thanfully the first section of the book passes by fast, also has some cool cavalry scouting stuff + kroot THEN we get to the evacuation area of the planet and hes given the main hook of the novel
oh yeah also the evacuation hub is named POINT OF ABSOLUTE FAILURE
gleaming gale
Munitorum is not really subtle nowadays huh
storm jungle
Yeah I assumed its to psychologically pummel the regiments for having to evacuate the planet lol
genuinely peak black comedy
gleaming gale
I'm surprised they don't hang this on the entrance of the Schola
rose thorn
LMAO
storm jungle
theres servitors who are "entertainers and storytellers"
they literally lock Hesh in a box and fucking wave him around in it
valid needle
It’s propaganda
rose thorn
adn they have to play battle royal ot even get to the school