40k-lore-chat

[sacred ginkgo]

Nevermind it was yam

Kill yam

[daring creek]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[near wasp]

Recaf were obviously joking

[limpid granite]

i didnt do anything bruh

[scenic trout]

Notice how Yamato was silent the whole time until now to drop a joke

Bro exposed himself

[rocky gale]

Burn them!!

[daring creek]

Doing Nothing
Mandated edict: Knee breaking

[sacred ginkgo]

This is a crime against humanity yam

[limpid granite]

i had to make the joke sorry

also i was editing my profile

its quite hard to get good leon pics

[scenic trout]

Get Leon modded pics

Bare chest

[daring creek]

my dad broke my sobriety

he bought champange

[near wasp]

I'm always breaking sobriety

[daring creek]

its so good

yummers even

he meant to buy a sweet one

i love when its dry

[near wasp]

I have no idea wtf dilara is even saying anymore

[daring creek]

idk prolly facts?

[near wasp]

Oh that's sig

[scenic trout]

Safe yourself

There is no krill

[flat nimbus]

oh hey I can send this gif again

https://tenor.com/view/hellraiser-hell-pinhead-iminhell-lepme-gif-4593785

[hallow saddle]

i reported dilara

JUDD

[daring creek]

why the super mpreg

[scenic trout]

The fucking mpreg react LMAO

Obese male

[hallow saddle]

any excuse to post it

[flat nimbus]

a judd in the oven

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-spartacus-its-me-crowd-stand-up-gif-16262914

[rose thorn]

WHAT HAPPENED??

[scenic trout]

two of our least insane folks got nuked

by discord

[sacred ginkgo]

slimed for wishing misfortune on our supreme leader and calling Australia gay

[rose thorn]

What for????

I literally cannot think of anything dilaria did to get banned lol

I’ve said more insane shit

[sacred ginkgo]

She wished misfortune on the supreme leader of the united states of america

[hallow saddle]

secretly revealed to be a chud

[sacred ginkgo]

In quite comical fashion

[hallow saddle]

it was very distressing & shocking

[rose thorn]

Huh???

[sacred ginkgo]

And then some little lurker goblin reported her

[rose thorn]

Wait fr

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah happened to me on wednesday

[wary fulcrum]

She gone or silenced for now?

[shadow plover]

it might be automod as well, happened to me as well in relation to ICE a couple months back on a lot smaller server

[hallow saddle]

she can still react to messages but not talk

[shadow plover]

I applied to a review and it was removed

[wary fulcrum]

So we can mercilessly spout incorrect lore and she can only rage?

Ha!

[rose thorn]

That’s so weird, I shoudl have been banned by now then

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah whoever is doing it is recent

[rose thorn]

Insert Danganropa trial music

[sacred ginkgo]

Little glorpling won't even crash out or mask off like a real racist

[wary fulcrum]

the perfectly just and noble Black Templars should hound these cowards!

Gee folks, isn’t the Imperium neat?

(Nah forreal though, fuck that doofus rat, Justice for Dilara)

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah they eat babies just like my favorite geriatric primate

[heady rivet]

Aha remember that time the Orks said "I'm a tank" and they WERE????

[wary fulcrum]

Because Orks are fuelled by self beliefs everyone knows that!

[rose thorn]

guys i think i hate youtooz

[wary fulcrum]

The movement?

Oh wait, that’s metoo

[rose thorn]

what

the fuckin funko pops

[heady rivet]

Its sooooo cool how Yarrick LITERALLY DIED. And he came BACK

[wary fulcrum]

Purely because Orks believed in him

‘I do believe in Yarrick, I do, I do’

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah I had a brain moment

[rose thorn]

lmao

[wary fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-peterpan-pan-fairies-tinkerbell-gif-19253839

Orks Circa two weeks ago

[near wasp]

The tau are weebs who can do nothing wrong

[heady rivet]

Ugh, not Grimdark enough!

They dont fit 40k

At. All.

[near wasp]

The lov should be called squats

[heady rivet]

Erm, how did the Votann just spawn into existing after 10k years?

Bad writing

[rose thorn]

they were just there vibing

[heady rivet]

Shush we're ragebaiting

[rose thorn]

ah

has anyoen watched teh serpranos?

its not the smae withotu serpranos references every 35 minutes

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_wY9QAIjO_Y?si=ykLjE9a9TmPtzN1F

Beakicure

[solid horizon]

Well big news I lost

We lasted 4 turns

The sole survivors of my army

[arctic talon]

I finally got my fucking CoS Foot knights

[rose thorn]

FRRRR

[limpid granite]

love the knight on the left

good stuff

[rose thorn]

the only good kit ina ll of ToW

[urban spire]

how long is dilara gonna be muted?

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but how old is the Killa Kan model?

[forest orbit]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Miniatures:_Orks

as Siggy said 2010, a bit down

[urban spire]

which government is being petitioned

incredible

[heady rivet]

Say, whats the name of that fella that was commanding Cadia?

[near wasp]

Creed

[heady rivet]

SHUT UP

[limpid granite]

John cadia

[near wasp]

You fucking asked

Jfc

[heady rivet]

Yeah I wanted to make the oujia board do busy work to emoji type

[near wasp]

Evil

[urban spire]

cadia? where's that?

[near wasp]

Lol

[urban spire]

don't think there's anywhere called cadia

[valid needle]

The day I rejoin is the day multiple members are temp banned, coincidence? We will never know.

[urban spire]

wait is someone else temp banned too?

oh no

sigsen!

[nocturne crest]

I'm wondering if that new ork walker we saw is a Killa Kan replacement.

[urban spire]

amazed i didn't get got

[solid horizon]

Whappened ?

[urban spire]

guess i'm always maintaining a thin veneer of plausible deniability

[heady rivet]

Yeah not to fedpost but at least be subtle. Or break up the nessage so the Discord bot only sees one

[limpid granite]

Or use the elusive in minecraft

[urban spire]

said a mean thing about the president i reckon

wait so how'd you get got?

[young pecan]

???

[urban spire]

what? but that's a reclaimed term!

dispute it!

[crystal forum]

sigsen finally got caught by the danish mafia

[urban spire]

i even gave him the t slur pass

this is outrageous

[crystal forum]

wait dilara is muted too?

[urban spire]

yep

[crystal forum]

HAHAHAHA

[valid needle]

Fuck my chud life🙂‍↕️

[near wasp]

Today is just dragging on

It'll be a mystery what wisdom sigsen is trying to pass forever

[crystal forum]

it's like trying to decipher messages on a ouija board

[urban spire]

https://bsky.app/profile/stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social/post/3mi527a5gb22b

Steeeve Duffy (@stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social)

pokopia!

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[near wasp]

Idk where to buy recasts at

[crystal forum]

just type it in google

[urban spire]

did you know the national drink of denmark is fermented pond scum

[crystal forum]

they dont even try to hide it

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-blue-hoodie-beat-up-gif-15435775

[crystal forum]

so are people getting muted in the server or is this a recent discord thing

[near wasp]

Discord itself

Somebody reported there messages

[urban spire]

thought it meant we had a rat

ah yeah there

[crystal forum]

if they start banning people for mentioning the orange that might actually kill like half the users

[young pecan]

Let's play Phasmophobia with Sig

[near wasp]

I'm pretty sure it was more than mentioning trump but yeah

[young pecan]

Where are you What is your name Are you angry Where are you

[near wasp]

I'm not gonna treat it like Voldemort

[crystal forum]

i always said that you're just one angry chud away from getting your discord account deleted

[near wasp]

They are only muted till tomarrow

They can still vc

Weakest ban ever

[young pecan]

All hail and praise be to our glorious Soon(TM)-to-be world leader god emperor overlord king Donald "Donny" the Don Trump

[crystal forum]

god bless our glorious palantyr overlord

[urban spire]

funmy

[crystal forum]

he doesnt have nitro so he has to get creative

[near wasp]

Lol

[urban spire]

can't believe sigsen got all of denmark ip banned from discord

[crystal forum]

lmao you can mount two melta guns

[urban spire]

multiple meltas, you could call it

or maybe shorten it to something for brevity

[crystal forum]

the manymelta

[urban spire]

the meltadub

[crystal forum]

i wonder if the commander's las pistol actually counts as a model weapon

pintle mounted heavy stubber? nah commander mounted laspistol

[urban spire]

pintle mounted laspistol

[crystal forum]

this thing looks really dope even though it's not very original

i think the infantry can even shoot out of the back so it's really just a faster chudmera with less firepower

[heady rivet]

I cannot wait to turn this into an Escher party bus

[limpid granite]

Fuck it shove 10 cadians in there

[crystal forum]

i dont think it comes with any alternative weaponry huh

with just a heavy stubber it's pretty vulnerable

at least this one comes with a minigun on the front

and the best plow i've seen on a guard vehicle

[limpid granite]

The weapon is just a deployable graves

[crystal forum]

do you have to take the model off the vehicle if she dismounts or smth

https://preview.redd.it/the-original-hippogriff-a-classic-kitbash-not-mine-of-an-v0-hpwnysrg8frg1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3e87235e38982cdffb49c7b64ed4e7aab51b7642

[limpid granite]

Iunno

[crystal forum]

also this is the original hippogriff

believe it or not this is a chimera kitbask

i'm more used to seeing the more classic wheeled chimera kitbash

https://preview.redd.it/from-wd499-anyone-know-where-to-find-these-wheeled-chimera-v0-m1sx6h9y26fd1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=eae5d4f3bef1e2d994d35ae091e374aff335de00

which got shown off in a white dwarf i think

[valid needle]

Single image just made me like guard

[frosty stag]

Thats wild

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[surreal nest]

What the fuck was wrong with me when I put together these guardsmen bro, they were some of my first models but they are CAKED in glue

[nocturne crest]

I got a really dumb idea: We'll get new Catachan eventually, but they'll be a modified version of the Digganobz Killteam.

[frosty stag]

I just got home from dnd and discord notified me

[limpid granite]

Most likely my status changing

[valid needle]

Best I can do is cadians painted as catachans.

[nocturne crest]

It's just Cadians without sleeves.

[surreal nest]

Fret not, catachan are actually interesting and have more models than steel legion will ever have

[frosty stag]

No it was that

When am i ever in lore chat

[sacred bluff]

how peak is fall of cadia

[limpid granite]

Discord sending a notiff for a 67 joke

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-laugh-laughing-you-serious-jk-simmons-gif-6107729

[limpid granite]

Its bleak

[valid needle]

Not peak enough apparently the fuckers are still numbered in the billions.

[valid needle]

No Caliban Falling was bleak, Cadia Falling was peak entertainment.

[rose thorn]

are htey supopsed to be in the same kit?

[valid needle]

We joke but this is about to be America when tangerine boy gets done

[winter pine]

big ups to JDPON Don

[rose thorn]

they should make this but its the january 6th attack

[heady rivet]

I said before but the internet will become completely unusable when he dies. You will be hearing about it non-stop for the next 50 years

[valid needle]

Of course

50 odd years later and people still talk about JFK

But there’s a reporter in here so I’d rather not get banned like sig and Dilara

[heady rivet]

Not at all the same, and not what I mean

[valid needle]

It’s honestly how I see it all ending

[rancid cove]

If I wasn't so lazy I'd edit this

[solid horizon]

How did Dilara get banned

Wasn't she a warden

[rose thorn]

Probably chud bot

[rancid cove]

Hope to god this happened

[solid horizon]

Oh yeah bots

[rancid cove]

Wait WHAT

[solid horizon]

Those fellas are nasty

[rose thorn]

If you spam report an account their discord account could get banned

[solid horizon]

Bruh

[valid needle]

Temp discord ban not a server ban it’s basically just a mute for 24 hours

[rancid cove]

Ah

[rose thorn]

I will be the new Dilaria

[winter pine]

very excited for the day people decide to ditch Discord and go back to Mumble or TeamSpeak

[valid needle]

It means someone reported something directly to discord and it bypassed local mods

[rancid cove]

I wonder if it was something politics related

[valid needle]

It’s Dilara

Of course it was politics related

Or ragebaiting someone

One of the two probably

Maybe a combo

[rose thorn]

There we go

You breakin my heart

[rose thorn]

Chudoid republican bots spam anyone who speaks poorly of the Duck Emperor of Americhud

[valid needle]

You know the craziest thing I find about America Maggie

[rose thorn]

I don’t have any sepranos clips saved for the authentic experience

[valid needle]

Your tax system

[rose thorn]

My moms an accountant she literally does all of that for me in like 45 minutes lmao

So I have no clue how it works

Like once a year I’m told the government owes me 80 bucks

[valid needle]

I guess to an automated tax country like mine it seems complicated

[rose thorn]

Then get a 7 dollar check in the mail

[solid horizon]

Simple guide to being Dilara replacement :
-Be a woman
-Dont be white
-Be ultramega woke
-Book Nerd
-Hate tabletop
-Be a borderline cringy soprano fan
-Be needlessly rude

[rose thorn]

The issue is people just don’t keep track adn rush it at the end

[rose thorn]

I’m a dangaropa fan close enough

[solid horizon]

Dilara would have said something along the lines of

Die.

[rose thorn]

Average iron warrior fan

[solid horizon]

[valid needle]

Gabagool? Ova heeea

[rose thorn]

Average space wolf fan

[rancid cove]

have 1 terabyte of sopranos reaction videos

[rose thorn]

This is easy

[valid needle]

Please don’t insult me

[solid horizon]

I loved that cocksucker like a brother, and he fucked me in the ass

[rose thorn]

Bluelock

[valid needle]

I don’t like slurs like “space wolf fan”

[solid horizon]

Rememba pearl harburr

[valid needle]

Wolfspear are cool though

[rose thorn]

Hey what if I reference stuff only people who know what the reference is but don’t want to explain it instead of posting sopranos

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED WARHAMMER 40K WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-god-kill-this-white-devil-white-devil-anime-pray-gif-3459143917308405490

[rose thorn]

Some how being a black Templar fan makes you less racist then a space wolf one

[valid needle]

I’m an outlier

Also

[rose thorn]

Yeah every time I see you I am like “okay let me tell Dilaria to keep an eye- oh it’s lex”

[valid needle]

I’m more DA than BT

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[valid needle]

Secondary BT fan ig

[tough haven]

What happened to dilara?

[rose thorn]

I ate her

[valid needle]

Dragged away by scorpions

[rose thorn]

(Bot spam temp ban)

[tough haven]

Are you stronger for it?

Do you have her powers?

[rose thorn]

No my tummy hurt…

[tough haven]

Killed by an Ork sniper in friendly lines

[tough haven]

She’s probably poisonous

[rose thorn]

This is a cannibalism joke not a vore joke @tough haven

[tough haven]

Too late

[rose thorn]

I should have @ leggy that would ahve been funnier

[wary fulcrum]

Wait what?

[rose thorn]

Did you see r/space wolves when black space wolves were revealed?

Is sigen in the fucking stranger things underrealm

[valid needle]

I have yet to play a game as BT without being asked if I’m a Trump supporting maga loving Nazi, before I have even said a word. Challenge= impossible.

[rose thorn]

I’m gonna start making up fake stereotypes and make memes about it

[young pecan]

I wish the fed in our midst a very Home Depot Model # 73285 and Ikea article number 603.599.96

[hollow lantern]

Hey man

Fuck you

[rose thorn]

Die

Idk what happened

I’m larping as dilaria

[valid needle]

Did you know, tau found a dreadnought and realised it was older than their entire civilisation

[hollow lantern]

Yes

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-termina-the-sulfur-pits-sulfur-pits-gif-4022383576696423628

[hollow lantern]

I've heard it 9000 times

People love that one

[rose thorn]

Lexicanum you must watch 400 Minecraft nostalgia videos as punishment

[valid needle]

Did you know, Vulkan once killed an Eldar child

[rose thorn]

By the end you better flinch when someone sprints in Minecraft’s

[valid needle]

This is outrageous, unfair, cruel even.

[rose thorn]

Wrong image

Power move though

[hollow lantern]

What happened to Dilara

Why are you replacing her

[rose thorn]

Bots got her…

[hollow lantern]

No way lol

[rose thorn]

She will be back tomorrow

[rancid cove]

its not

[rose thorn]

Just don’t mention tonald drumpet until the mods say it’s safe

[young pecan]

There is a boot licker among us

[hollow lantern]

I like Dilara tbh

Funny person

[rose thorn]

Sure

[rancid cove]

modded sm2 is cool, made my OC on it

[rose thorn]

Moidded Chud marine 2

[rancid cove]

yes

[rose thorn]

I didn’t even know you could mod it

[rancid cove]

you can, it just stops you from queuein online

[valid needle]

Yeah the modding scene is pretty big

[rancid cove]

so you gotta make private matches with your friends or play solo

[timid pasture]

Do Guardsmen often fall to chaos?

[valid needle]

Fuck my modded Chud life🙂‍↕️

[rancid cove]

yes

[rose thorn]

Does James workshop call Imperium and Craftwords Enforcement on you if you pls online

[rose thorn]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Traitor_Guard

[rancid cove]

traitor guards are a thing

theyre also often refered to as cultists when they work under a warband

but there is chaos guard regiments

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-nagito-komaeda-nagito-komaeda-no-thats-wrooooooong-gif-14969846967228442062

[timid pasture]

How often though? And is it like the Moebian 6th where they worship certain chaos gods?

[rancid cove]

just the same as there is dark mechanicum

[rose thorn]

Not quite right

[timid pasture]

Ohh

[hollow lantern]

Often enough, some do but not always

Blood Pact worship Khorne

[rancid cove]

Often enough to have a bunch of them

[rose thorn]

If the cult has a military structure I guess you can call it that???? But 99% of the time it’s a guard regiment turned chaos

[rancid cove]

not all of em fall to a specific chaos god tho

they can be chaos undivided

[timid pasture]

That’s cool, I didn’t know that

[hollow lantern]

I think Sons of Sek were undivided?

[rose thorn]

There is a killtema it’s uh

[timid pasture]

Oh that’s cool

[valid needle]

Sometimes

[rose thorn]

@arctic talon is the traitor guard KT good this month?

[valid needle]

A lot of the time guard just go renegade and desert the imperium

[rancid cove]

It jus solely depends tbh
if theyre big enough to be independent then theyre often called by their own made up name

if not theyre just guardsmen turned cultists

[rose thorn]

They are lore wise super common

[rose thorn]

Fair

[rancid cove]

they look cool as fuck

[hollow lantern]

Like this art for them

Don't think it's canon

[rose thorn]

Anyway Brood Brothers mog traitor guard

[young pecan]

When you live in an empire that loves not informing their populace of a whole lot, it makes it easier for you to be manipulated by chaos

[rose thorn]

This is fanart

[hollow lantern]

Still cool tbh

[valid needle]

Half the Calibanite Jaegers turned traitor once

[rancid cove]

also guardsmen can be forcibly corrupted in war by the enemy (chaos) using terror tactics
if they fall to fear the enemy can offer them to work for them

[rose thorn]

Brood brothers Mog!!!

[rancid cove]

some take it and join chaos out of pure fear

ooooo number 666 turned renegade

[timid pasture]

I used to think chaos guardsmen worked seperately from cultists

[rose thorn]

CANADIAN 666????

[rose thorn]

They do

The cultists unit

[timid pasture]

Lmao

[valid needle]

At least four full regiments of steel legion turned traitor in the most recent Armageddon book

[timid pasture]

Oh, but like, are they as expendable as cultists?

[rose thorn]

Lynixee meant cultists as an organization

[rose thorn]

No

[timid pasture]

I’ve heard that cultists are very expendable to chaos

[timid pasture]

Ohh alright

[rose thorn]

Yeah lol

[valid needle]

They are

Chaos marines don’t care about humans

[timid pasture]

Ye, thought they were treated the same

[valid needle]

They are cannon fodder

[timid pasture]

Makes sense

[hollow lantern]

Marines buy in large don't care about humans

[rancid cove]

Is there a single faction in 40k that cares enough for their fodder?

Imperium and Chaos doesn't

maybe Tau?

[hollow lantern]

Tau

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-genestealer-warhammer40k-genestealer-cults-big-brain-gif-26982823

THE 4 ARMED EMPEROR

AAHAHAHAHAH

[hollow lantern]

They gives a fuck about their drones

[rancid cove]

the hive mind does not fucking care lets be for real here

[valid needle]

Tau are imperium in blue

[hollow lantern]

CWE don't really have fodder but they definitely care

[rancid cove]

Bet they don't care for their allied human

[rose thorn]

THE LOVING HANDS OF THE STAR CHILDREN WILL EMBRACE YOU

[timid pasture]

Not really

[hollow lantern]

Dunno tbh

[timid pasture]

I’ve heard at least that the Tau only keep Kroot alive cuz they’re stronger than them and are useful

And that things like the Humans fighting for them are treated like third class citizens

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-meme-meme-chinese-meme-goofy-meme-goofy-ahh-gif-7080462244357555714

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah most of those people weren’t space Wolf fans

Did you see the space Wolf groups posting the actual lore backing it up?

[forest orbit]

No they keep the Kroot because they are a very competent species

its not really about strenght

[rose thorn]

The Chinese government approves of this

[rose thorn]

Ye

Any species that joins gets like racially profiled into a societal role

[forest orbit]

Kind of, depends on the race.

Tau welcome anyone as long as they accept their creed

[forest orbit]

Nope

[rose thorn]

Ye, every xenos is equal but some are more equal then others (tau)

[forest orbit]

but yeah tau take in anyone

[forest orbit]

🇺🇸

[rancid cove]

The BT pfp going "depends on the race" is insanely hilarious

[timid pasture]

Ye

[forest orbit]

Ye

[timid pasture]

mb

what about the eldar?

do they have any cannon fodder like units

[forest orbit]

Nah

Eldar care extremely for their own

they dont use "cannon fodder"

[valid needle]

“Fuck you and fuck your taxes” - Huron black heart pre fucking imperial taxes

[rancid cove]

Every time an Eldar dies get 1% closer to Slaneesh

[rose thorn]

No in lore, kinda in tabletop

[surreal nest]

Explain the small eldar ranger stuck underneath my Honda Civic then

[forest orbit]

Thats a homeless person you ran over dummy

[timid pasture]

that makes sense

[rancid cove]

Huron did nothing wrong and you can't convince otherwise

[surreal nest]

I always do this man im so fucking stupid

[civic gale]

Bruuuh I had that og chapter big boom brain energy but not anymore

[forest orbit]

Vile.

[valid needle]

He did

[rose thorn]

Basically fodder for eldar is “ah fuck the craft world is getting invaded give the civilians ar15s”

[forest orbit]

Not really no

Guardians are not fodder

[rancid cove]

What did he do wrong

[forest orbit]

they are literally a militia ready to defend their home when war comes

[valid needle]

He lost

[forest orbit]

they arent forced into fighting

[surreal nest]

Got his face blown off

[rose thorn]

Yeah that’s what I was referring to

[forest orbit]

Melta backshots

and melta frontals

[rose thorn]

Auto correct changed getting invaded to invading

[rancid cove]

Badab is still standing and the Maelstrom is pretty much intact idk man seems like it wasnt a loss

[rose thorn]

[rancid cove]

Still alive tho

Wrong image

[forest orbit]

Still lost tho

[rose thorn]

being dilaria is stressful smh

[forest orbit]

"Dilaria" 💀

[rancid cove]

I think hes telling you to be meaner

[rose thorn]

thanks sigens

If you dont use the lex i will KILL YOU i will DELETE YOUR CODEX

[rancid cove]

Started wrong already shouldve told him to fuck off

[civic gale]

Wait

What did Warhammer 40k start off as tabletop wise?

Just space Marines vs xenos?

[rose thorn]

a joke

[rose thorn]

literlaly only space marines

[civic gale]

Since originally there were no chaos things

[civic gale]

Oh-

[rose thorn]

IM NOT JOKING

[forest orbit]

Tbh when I deal with users like this id be the same

[civic gale]

Now me curious

[forest orbit]

its like a kindergarten

[rose thorn]

they amde it as a spin off joke to WHFB which is a spin off of DND

[rancid cove]

Kindergarten but instead of children its just full of dumb chuds

[timid pasture]

Am I a tourist if I’ve only played Warhammer games and have never played tabletop or read one of the books?

[forest orbit]

Thats kindergarten

[timid pasture]

☹️

[rose thorn]

so its a copy cat of a copy cat of a copy cat

[civic gale]

Huh

[rancid cove]

Cmon dont insult them babies

[rose thorn]

read a book adn you can be saved

[forest orbit]

They deserve it

[civic gale]

Audiobooks count?

[forest orbit]

[heady rivet]

Yes.

[rose thorn]

tabletop is geniuenly terrible rn so you are safe

[rose thorn]

yes

[timid pasture]

Where should I start, I been thinking of buying one of the plague war books?

[civic gale]

Yipee

[heady rivet]

Play Necromunda

[rose thorn]

peerfect

then look at teh warhammer.com store page and see what faction looks cool

[forest orbit]

Dont listen to anyone here, just watch this video

https://youtu.be/xF9uVsY9Fwo?list=PLKWxQVKVdMK_x7sQJnz5HoliSRGSy1noe

prob the best explanation you'll get

[rose thorn]

then google " (faction) black libarary book"

[heady rivet]

Unless you have played or interacted with the main format of Warhammer, the tabletop game and/or its minis, you are forever a secondary

[heady rivet]

If its video games only thats tourist

Its a caste system

[timid pasture]

I will still larp!

[rose thorn]

to be fair 10the dition was so terrible i dont blame people for nto playing

[timid pasture]

Thank you

[forest orbit]

🫡

[heady rivet]

There's other things! Specialist games, mini collecting!

[timid pasture]

alright

[rose thorn]

listen to me i actually like people enjoying the hobby

[timid pasture]

ye, I noticed

[rose thorn]

for exmalpe if you like craftworlds eldar, go to google "craft world eldar black library book" then click the reddit link and there is usually a list of books made by somoene in his late 40s

[hollow lantern]

That's a lot of people at some point, dw man.

[valid needle]

Descent of Angels.

[timid pasture]

what’s that?

[valid needle]

No

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/8MiqoEiGnxQ

[valid needle]

Only one of the greatest Warhammer books of all time

[rose thorn]

do not listnet o him, do not read HH books

[valid needle]

You are just new. Tourist has a completely different meaning.

[rose thorn]

^

[valid needle]

SILENCE

[outer wave]

Horus Heresy, more like

Whores

[rose thorn]

IF THERE IS A GOOD ONE SOMEONE WHO LIVED THROUGH THE .COM CRASH WILL TELL YOU THERE IS A GOOD ONE

OTHERWSIE DONT BOTHER

[valid needle]

Never ask marine haters their opinion on Horus heresy

[rancid cove]

I kill them while on meds
Im better

[hollow lantern]

Some of the HH books are good

[hollow lantern]

Some very much are not

[rose thorn]

oh cool hwo many daemon engines do you own

[valid needle]

Descent is legit peak

[heady rivet]

@timid pasture Ignore them all and focus on Necromunda

[rancid cove]

3 i ate the rest

[hollow lantern]

Real shit tbh

Munda is cool

[rose thorn]

munda is good htey arej ust old as fuck

[hollow lantern]

It's very classic Warhammer if you like that kinda stuff

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-girl-japan-japanese-asian-girl-punching-gif-2183278306958491569

[rose thorn]

dont read uhhhterminal overkill

OH SHIT I FORGOT

@timid pasture LOOK AT AGE OF SIGMAR LOOK AT AGE OF SIGMAR

[timid pasture]

Huh? Why

[rose thorn]

THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION THIS IS LIFE ADVICE

[hollow lantern]

This picture goes so incredibly hard

[timid pasture]

I heard it’s shit

[rose thorn]

Age of Sigmar is AMAZING

[heady rivet]

They are incorrect.

[rose thorn]

its literally teh best thign games owrkshope ver made

[valid needle]

Fallen angels still has one of my favourite covers of all time

[heady rivet]

3rd best

[rose thorn]

that is chud made propaganda

[rose thorn]

true underworlds is numebr 1

[heady rivet]

No.

Necromunda
Battlefleet Gothic
Sugmar Dick

[rose thorn]

genuinely wipe your mind ofeveyrthing you head redditors sa about AOS and look at hte models and ocme back and say what faction looks coolt oyou

and you will get a book told to read

[wary fulcrum]

This is the correct answer

[valid needle]

Slaves to Darkness

Only correct answer

[rose thorn]

there is 90 S2D books

[wary fulcrum]

Not all of them

Just most of them

4-5 new ones atm

[forest orbit]

Never trust the fanbase's opinion on anything, AOS is a great setting

[rose thorn]

i refuse to suggest terminal overkill to anyone it is genuinely bad

[timid pasture]

I will

[forest orbit]

This is all you need to know

[heady rivet]

Also this isnt even true unless you're into like, ratskins

[timid pasture]

This is what everyone says in Warhammer twitter

[rose thorn]

oh yeah i meant hte books lol

[forest orbit]

Warhammer twitter

[timid pasture]

They all say age of sigma is shit and idk why

[forest orbit]

that place is a nazi infested shithole lol

[timid pasture]

ye, it is

☹️

[heady rivet]

They have new books too! And the rulebooks are loaded with lore

[rose thorn]

do not trust twitter or erddit, unironically 4chan has better warhammer opinions then both of htose

[forest orbit]

again dont listen to bandwagons

[heady rivet]

/tg/ my beloved

[jade holly]

Ok you say this and I had a moment during my brainstorming for my one man chapter homebrew for IH that it was a Tyranid infested group that used the biomass to be another form of evolution from human flesh lmao

Obv not lore accurate but it was an idea that passed through my mind

[rose thorn]

I KNOW I KNOW BUT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCH "orlock warhamemr book" you aer gonna get something that predates the obama legistation

[heady rivet]

Fuck you pointin at Sig

[jade holly]

Wait what happened to Dilara?

[heady rivet]

House of Iron, bewm

[rose thorn]

bots got her, she iwll be back tomorrow

[heady rivet]

Dead

[jade holly]

[rose thorn]

i am not telling a new perosnt o buy a rulebook

[jade holly]

Lmao Gottem

[heady rivet]

Yes...buy...

[heady rivet]

WELL SAY YOUR PIECE

[jade holly]

Embrace consumerism

Spend, spend, spend

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

Of course

We ALWAYS buy

Never anything else

[jade holly]

Even when we have no reason to

We buy

[jade holly]

We work to earn the right to buy

[heady rivet]

Well duh you'd have to be a sick bastard to DM me and request a Necromunda faction book of your choosing

[jade holly]

What’re my options

[heady rivet]

Which i would never do

[valid needle]

Billions must buy Ravenwing command squad and Ravenwing bike squadron.

[heady rivet]

NOTHING, I would never share the non-core rulebooks willy nilly

[jade holly]

Billions must invest in Blueberries

[heady rivet]

Up to and including the faction books, gang war books, Aranthian succession, etc

[jade holly]

Has there even been an edition starter box without marines in it?

[valid needle]

No

[jade holly]

Thought so

[valid needle]

Don’t be crazy

[rose thorn]

hey anyone have good recommendations for fairy/forest spirits lore? i want inspiriaiton for sylvaneth lore

[jade holly]

Midsummer Night’s Dream

[rose thorn]

thats hte one where the movie version had nazis right?

[jade holly]

Fucking what?

I’m talking about the Shakespeare play

[wary fulcrum]

Fire Made Flesh and…I want to say Righteous Fury( the redemptionist one) are both good

Sinner’s Bounty is alright

Then there’s the Mad Donna one

[rose thorn]

yeah they made a movie version of it

adn they included nazis

[wary fulcrum]

Old Gods of Appalachia is a horror anthology podcast

[final dagger]

Just watched episode 2 of hammer and bolter . I got chills going down my spine its peak

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

Movie adaptations are fucking weird

[wary fulcrum]

Pans Labrynth?

[rose thorn]

Russell Davies' A Midsummer Night's Dream

[wary fulcrum]

Is that John Motherfucking Hannah?

The gods spread cheeks and surprise me!

[rose thorn]

LMAO

literlaly besides the scifi nazi stuff its literally just a midsummer nights dream

[jade holly]

Why did they feel the need to add all that lmao

[rose thorn]

I DONT KNOW

[jade holly]

What purpose was needed in the story for that

[final dagger]

It should been adam driver to play snape in new Harry Potter

[rose thorn]

the wiki says that David Kerr wanted to make it more doctor who-ish

[wary fulcrum]

Nah, Snape’s English

[rose thorn]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5051278/

[final dagger]

Is Adam not english

[final dagger]

Nevermind I see what you mean

It just clicked

[wary fulcrum]

I swear, he is the sole reason to watch Spartacus

Come for the blood shed and soft core

Stay for the weirdly compelling plot about ambition

[wary fulcrum]

American

[rose thorn]

same movie

[languid meadow]

I'm so confused

[rose thorn]

They added nazis to a midsummers night dream tldr

I JUST

NEED OT KNOWW

HY

i saw this movie in middleshcool

[jade holly]

Are they meant to be Oberon’s court or something??

[rose thorn]

no the fairies in this movie are

[final dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tati-linda-gif-20724572

[wary fulcrum]

Snape needs to be English

The way Bond needs to be English

The way Mad Max needs to be Australian

[rose thorn]

just poeple

like

and gaot men

[rancid cove]

Okay how unlikely would it be for there to be 3 sectors almost on top of each other

[rocky gale]

Is this by Russel T Davies

[wary fulcrum]

The way Ethan Hunt needs to be Tom Cruise

[rose thorn]

YES

[rocky gale]

Yea

[rose thorn]

does he just add nazis to his movies?

[rocky gale]

Who can explain half the things he does

[final dagger]

Yeah who would make a good bound i could see a younger tom Holland bound tbh but I could henrey cavil as a older bound. There alot good bound fan cast

[rocky gale]

He's mostly known for Doctor Who, his stuff is hit or miss

[jade holly]

Hmmm, this story needs a clear and direct villain. But what do I add…?

[rose thorn]

AAHAHAHAHYA

[rocky gale]

Although he also made Years and Years, which is pretty good

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1482427627166765178/Who_is_Darktide_s_Rannick_V1.gif
Completely ignored in lore chat

[wary fulcrum]

There’s a generational gap with British actors right now

Most are in their 30’s

I’d say Jack O Connell though, has the right mix of charm and crazy

[final dagger]

Is there any warhsmmer fantasy shows on warhammer tv

[rocky gale]

Like Old World?

[rose thorn]

no

AoS

yes

[final dagger]

There definitely new bound in the works

[rose thorn]

odl world no

[rocky gale]

Yea there's AoS, but no Old World

[jade holly]

I want some more cinematic stuff for the Votann

They need some love

[rose thorn]

theya re in the next mechanicus game so maybe

[jade holly]

And honestly the tau, I’d love some philosophical esque thrillers with them

[rocky gale]

You got Exodite, it sucked, did nothing and served no purpose

But you got it

[jade holly]

Ever since I heard Clancy Brown play an Eldar I thought that was sick

Idk why

Prob cause Clancy Brown is a goated actor

[final dagger]

Bolter and hammer if fucking awesome 👌

[jade holly]

Who’d be some good voice actors in 40K, both English and non English?

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah some up and comers

But we need another show like Skins that just made all these household names

[rocky gale]

Look at the sex pervert, creeping

[final dagger]

My fan cast always henrey cavil cause Im henrey fan . But I get why some dont want it

[heady rivet]

WHAT DID I EVEN DO THIS TIME

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doakes-im-watching-you

[jade holly]

Hear me out: Benedict Cumberbatch as Khorne

[heady rivet]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3e874568e2d076716a12bdbf54c1caca/2891c4266e6519e0-40/s400x600/3cd3e120b3989f23c13713604bf206ead5543da1.gif

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9bc1746700ff6e7c97dcf516fbeb1dc8/2891c4266e6519e0-f2/s400x600/49e862624f6b267e9696de79132d99cbe77d7e89.gif

[jade holly]

I want Ramon Tikaram in a 40K project too but idk who he’d voice

[final dagger]

Wait is there a show with the emperor on wh tv

[rocky gale]

No

[final dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

Warhammer tv should a show all about emperor him when he is born like anthology series of emperor

[crystal forum]

welcome to the side that sometimes occasionally wins if the space marine protagonist doesn't die

[final dagger]

Whats cool about anthology series is one episode fills like s full show if that makes sense it tricks the brain to make fill that way

[valid needle]

Not gonna play guard but might grab that graves model because she dos goes hard on top of the vehicle.

[crystal forum]

smh

i prefer my nameless masses of infantry

[sacred ginkgo]

The temptation to get guard or tau to make traitor guard or chaos tau is ever biting and only kept in check by my lack of money

(And other more immediate poor choices)

[valid needle]

I’m gonna grab red corsairs and paint them up as Fallen Angels

[heady rivet]

Y'know...I know a cheap Warhammer alternative...

[valid needle]

When I have money🙂‍↕️

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah so do i i work at one

[heady rivet]

you work in Necromunda?

[sacred ginkgo]

No I work at a secondhand store

[rocky gale]

Damn, so do you get a staff discount on Warhammer?

[sacred ginkgo]

And drinks

[rocky gale]

I just get free food

[rose thorn]

id sya no

[rancid cove]

waow

[rocky gale]

Are you saying no because you're filling in for Dilara and she always disagrees with me?

[sacred bluff]

vanguard best

has better heretic elite skin

[rancid cove]

my brother in christ that is modded

[sacred bluff]

@storm jungle tell me how u got muted when unmuted please

[rose thorn]

uhhh uhh uhhh uhh

[rose thorn]

bots

bot spammed

woke killed her

i mean

killed her for owke

fuck

[sacred bluff]

it looks like the normal elite skins after a certain amount of wins

[rocky gale]

We already figured it out by communing with the spirits

[rose thorn]

yeah

i iwll recieve a messanger pigeon in a week with the answer

[valid needle]

Peak Night Chud

[rancid cove]

its dressed like my OC

well at least based on her sketch

[valid needle]

Chest seems funky but it looks cool

[rancid cove]

its just the initial sketch, artist will come back to me next month

[rose thorn]

the only way i could realize it was an OC besides the drawing was the helmet lmao

[valid needle]

I meant the game one

[rancid cove]

oh yeah

modded is quite funky

[rose thorn]

very lore firendly ncie job lynxiee

[rancid cove]

the helmet is a combination of 2 heresy helmets

ill see if i can find them

[valid needle]

Non first company Nightlords > first company Nightlords

I hate gold trim

[rancid cove]

It's a combination of these two

(gonna be more visible when its colored)

The face mask is gonna be slightly white with the red tears

[rose thorn]

yee, nice

[valid needle]

Mark 2 with wings

3 sorry

[rose thorn]

sorryw e have ot kill you

deaht by buying admech amry

[rancid cove]

dilara would never say sorry

[valid needle]

Ironwing better

[rancid cove]

it depends tbh, i could see some night lords looking cool with the gold trim but the iron one looks more menacing somehow

hard to explain

[valid needle]

Gold trim is first company Nightlords. Everyone else used silver.

[rancid cove]

i think terminator night lords with gold could look cooler than regular power armor

[final dagger]

Jeez space marines just wiping out the warlocks. Man some spooky stuff happening in warhammer

You dont know what to trust

[valid needle]

Hold on I have one actually can’t remember if it’s gold trim on terminators

Take this non 1st co peakness whilst I look though

[rancid cove]

he looks so fucking cool

this reminds me

after i finish payin for that commission

[daring creek]

holy peak

[rancid cove]

ima gonna seek another artist to draw the terminator armor my OC has

its a modified tartaros pattern terminator armor

[final dagger]

Are warlocks evil or good or is everyone evil and good

[daring creek]

the imperium are the good guys

thats all u need to know

[rancid cove]

dont listen to missus she tells only lies

[daring creek]

Lynx is who tells all the lies

[rancid cove]

if u listen to missus you go to mega hell

[valid needle]

Yeah both look cool on terminator ngl

[daring creek]

vice versa

[valid needle]

Elite ball knowledge.

[rancid cove]

"elite ball knowledge" and its literally factually incorrect

[valid needle]

No no no

Objectively a truth nuke

[rancid cove]

die

[valid needle]

I can’t my GF would kill me

[valid needle]

Missus dropping truth exterminatus’s today

[winter pine]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[jade holly]

Truth Big Bang

[final dagger]

Warhammer 40 k is some dark stuff man. People kill you and ask questions never

https://tenor.com/view/mustafa-necohaus-kitty-cat-warhammer-40k-gif-11500918880958315641

Cathammer 40 meow

[crystal forum]

my honest reaction

[jade holly]

Me whenever a Space Marine fan has an opinion even if I agree with it

[final dagger]

Explain whats as a astartes im new to this world

Like im takeing my first steps still new

[valid needle]

Space marine

[rancid cove]

Astartes is the official term for Space Mariens in lore

[valid needle]

The best of Warhammer

[rancid cove]

basically in the 40k language (High Gothic)

Adeptus Astartes

[daring creek]

Speaking of. Even though canoncially space marines fair well against necrons

realistically

shouldnt they just fucking die?

Okay, you get shot like

once by a gauss flayer

you should just be DONE

D O N E

Disintegrated. Ashes.

How do you counter that as a big bulking target

[rancid cove]

depends on how the author wants them to not die

[daring creek]

I don't like that

[rancid cove]

ok but thats the answer to everything in 40k

[daring creek]

Kill everyone.

[rancid cove]

no

[daring creek]

Kill Everyone.

[rancid cove]

why

[daring creek]

Idk!

its non sense!

[rancid cove]

ok?

[final dagger]

Ok I understand

[rancid cove]

everything in 40k is nonsense

[daring creek]

legalize nuclear bombs

Like

the plot armor

feels way too thick

in that sense at least

[rancid cove]

welcome to 40k

everyone has thick plot armor

thats how it works

[daring creek]

Society...

[final dagger]

Hammer and bolter is one of the best Anthony series ive seen

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-tts-ending-warhammer-40k-gif-238833891737651337

[daring creek]

why is he bouncing on it

[final dagger]

I was looking up warhammer metal songs and was suprised to find alot good songs

I seen the 11th generation dropped. Debating is this would be the place for me to start painting

[rancid cove]

Chaos rules

[rancid cove]

he kinda fruity

[near wasp]

Yeah missus we don't judge people for being a bit fruity

[rancid cove]

[surreal nest]

I forgot how obnoxious base coating is

[daring creek]

I guess I'm still new asf but that would require me to assume the average grunt has the aim of a star wars trooper lmao

[final dagger]

These quotes before each epsiode make it so much more immersive

[daring creek]

i need to read up on lore to see if they have poor aim... even then

do they have a special battle strategy at least

[near wasp]

It's more like having a name gives you plot armor

[daring creek]

or equipment or weapons or armor

[surreal nest]

Whom

[daring creek]

necron grunts i havent learned what theyre called yet

but your average trooper

[surreal nest]

Warriors?

[daring creek]

yep

them

[surreal nest]

Look into their tabletop stats thats actually a good metric for their commonality and experience of similar units

[crystal forum]

tabletop stats are terrible metric

[daring creek]

and im not that interested in tabletop yet

but i do wanna play sometime

i read in lex theyre precise

but slow

[surreal nest]

They provide a good general outlook

[crystal forum]

perhaps

[surreal nest]

Like using wounds and saves to compare Marks of space marine armor

[crystal forum]

i just remember that in HH you can have your space marines dual wield autoguns

[near wasp]

In lore necrons can be quite bad with aim until somebody higher up on the food chain comes to command them

[daring creek]

oh ok

[near wasp]

The grunts don't really think for themselves

[surreal nest]

Necron warriors are pretty stupid

[daring creek]

Yeah theyre the peasants pretty much

[near wasp]

Exactly

[daring creek]

dont call them stupid >:(

theyre doing their best

[surreal nest]

Dumb stupid idiots

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-necron-disintegration-gif-3978002460787846575

be nice

[near wasp]

They are dumb though only nobles and necrontyr with titles got any sense of intelligence

This is by design by the c'tan

[rancid cove]

Decapitation

[crystal forum]

omg there's official art of autogun space marines

THIS IS SO COOL

[final dagger]

I bet they make alotttt money from warhammer tv they prob millions

[final dagger]

11th gen ?

[crystal forum]

nah it's HH

blackshields have the option to equip trash weaponry instead of bolters

including a ton of choices for dual wielding weapons

they literally treat autoguns as pistols

and lasguns

[rancid cove]

autoguns are mid

[nocturne crest]

And they're the Gerasene host!

[lament shoal]

SILENCE

[heady rivet]

NECROMUNDA SPOTTED

[rancid cove]

i aint a fan of lasguns either
bolters/plasma on top

[neon jacinth]

I like ones that eliminate

[rose thorn]

HH slop smh….

[rose thorn]

Screen caping this for Del

[rancid cove]

Grimaldus the chud

[arctic talon]

Decent

[neon jacinth]

Is this the new sm2?

[rancid cove]

Yes

[brave owl]

lol

im betting they don't make much at all

[midnight dragon]

The only factions you are allowed to play as a trans girl

• tyranids
• sisters of battle
• chaos

[solid horizon]

You can be sure I'm reposting that

[midnight dragon]

Trans guy

Hmm

Idk imperial knights ig

[solid horizon]

Transitioning my maulerfiend to forgefiend 🏳️‍⚧️

[midnight dragon]

What?

[solid horizon]

What ?

[scenic trout]

This is untrue, none of my trans girl friends dont mention much of the sisters

[midnight dragon]

Which is why I said tyranids and chaos

Anyways it's not all that any ways it's just a bunch of random babbling for fun no one really means anything said anyway bye

[civic gale]

Morning lore chat

[jade holly]

It’s 4:15 am

[cinder pivot]

us east coast resident spotted

[jade holly]

Better than the West Coast

[civic gale]

9:17 am here

[cinder pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-meme-no-cat-no-cat-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-gif-5478596456695677807

im enjoying my consistent 75 F weather 24/7

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2c2Gkm2VY

[urban spire]

the marathon reddit is full of dads complaining that the game isn't designed with dads in mind

"i can only neglect my wife and infant for about 2-4 hours a day they need to make games for dads" type posts

[celest dome]

what ?

[daring creek]

Probably asking for something really op since those sorts of games require a lot of time put into them to get good at

Think Arbitrator

[shadow plover]

They already made that game, Arc Raiders

[daring creek]

Uhh

[urban spire]

they're mostly complaining that you have to grind too much for rep, in a game with a 3 month wipe cycle

[daring creek]

Ah

[shadow plover]

on the other end of spectrum, people with 250 hours are now complaining that there's nothing to do now that all their factions are VIP status and vaults are full

[urban spire]

but they also keep fielding complaints along the line of "well i'm just a casual dad gamer who don't got no time for games no more since the kid and my complaints aren't being heard!" when they are like 60-80% of the reddit

[shadow plover]

[urban spire]

THAT'S THEM

THAT'S THE DADS

SEND THEM TO HELL

[cinder pivot]

kids in this economy, smh

[shadow plover]

real

[daring creek]

Having kids is not a good idea in these times icl

[urban spire]

you could have taken the estrogen and joined a polycule but nah you had to be a real man and get a wife and kid. you want all that responsibility but you also don't want to have to deal with having the responsibility? fuck off, go be a family man

[daring creek]

If ur not already secure

[daring creek]

I imagine that regret happens a lot with dudes

Leading to like dad going out to buy milk trauma

[cinder pivot]

or adopt an orphaned teenager who could help the marathon grind

[urban spire]

yep

[shadow plover]

also I got my first hackusations in Marathon yesterday, I feel accomplished

[daring creek]

Congrats

[urban spire]

but it's way harder to disappear and start a new life these days

congratulations

[shadow plover]

It was this guy, granted he got real unlucky

[cinder pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-19411985

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-neo-red-pill-wake-up-licking-stamps-from-strangers-gif-14478454

[vagrant fox]

They've moved on from Destiny then

[urban spire]

welcome back

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/undertaker-casket

[urban spire]

oh you're both back, good on you

[storm jungle]

REALLY