40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

They really nailed the feel of the eldar imo, sometimes they can cook

[storm jungle]

100% yeah it was a great watch even with the choppy animation

[vagrant fox]

Yea it's a shame but it's the age of remasters. Surely they'll fix it up any day now

[storm jungle]

[final dagger]

Niceeeeee is this the order they were releases i might just do it in this order. If this is how it was released

[tough haven]

Politicians if they were cool

[final dagger]

Would this be a good order top to bottom starting with hammer

[storm jungle]

id say so yes!

[final dagger]

[heady rivet]

That last episode of Hammer & Bolter with ||Trazyn coming out of nowhere is actually so good lole||

[storm jungle]

Hammer & Bolter id say maybe watch here and there? Its an anthology with like seperate episodes that have nothing to do with each other

otherwise go nuts

[storm jungle]

That twist redeems the entire episode

just masterfully done

[heady rivet]

Best they can offer

[heady rivet]

Ork episode is pretty fun. Seems the only one where the lack of animation almost fits the vibe

That Space Wolves one I have a guilty pleasure for and I have 0 idea why

[final dagger]

Thanks

[tough haven]

Yeah the ork one was peak asf

I also liked the cybernetica datasmith one

but that also has orks so

[heady rivet]

I think most episodes are somewhat redeemable

[storm jungle]

the episodes are all good imo

the animation can just get choppy

[final dagger]

Nice its not just one animation. They really put some work into these.

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/Qzb2VcBuA3U?si=_QoOLSrnPKXm7kVs

Groovin to Gorillaz

[heady rivet]

I'll be bonest the first episode is the worst to open with. A decent chunk is meant to be an action sequence with choppy animation. So it sort of sets a bad feeling for the rest of the series. If it were the middle, I think I'd like it more in a weird way

[tough haven]

The one librarium one was solid

had great horror vibes in a non standard way

[heady rivet]

Oh I quite liked that one lole

[tough haven]

An shows how fucking awful working in one is

[heady rivet]

Chaos stories being horror-adjacent my beloved

[tough haven]

even if you dont have back breaking labor, life of monotonous suffering be upon ye

[storm jungle]

What was that again

old bale eye?

[heady rivet]

The inquisitor one

With the Vindicare and Callidus

[storm jungle]

Really? I really liked that one lol

i was gooning to the callidus so i guess i was distracted

😔

[tough haven]

I really like it from a storytelling perspective

but the action was iffy

but the ending was fucking awesome

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed the plots save a lot of these episodes

[heady rivet]

Its good in retrospect, but my memories of a first watch were just gob-smacked at how bad the animation was

[heady rivet]

🤝

[storm jungle]

🤝

[storm jungle]

yeah actually i take it back

I THINK the only episode id call shit is the space wolf one

where its just boring

idgaf about their trials lol

[tough haven]

Fucking truth nuke

we get it

aspirant trials are ridiculously brutal

whoda thunk

[opaque coyote]

If I remember correctly that was the Eldar vs SM one right?

Honestly yeah that just left a fucking awful impression

[tough haven]

Sorry I mean the wolf trials wolf wolf wolf, cant wait for the wolf aspirants to wolf kill the wolf monsters WOLF!!!!

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

its just such a boring episode

[opaque coyote]

It deadass made me laugh seeing the fucking dreadnought stand there for like 10 seconds behind the eldar

[tough haven]

The exodite is peak

Love that shit

[opaque coyote]

Due to the choppy animation

[tough haven]

I love the eldar pulling their little schemes

tau are clueless

[opaque coyote]

Felt like an old man trying his best to wave his cane at some enemies

[heady rivet]

No, but the action sequences of that one are dogwater lole

[opaque coyote]

I liked the GSC episode

[heady rivet]

Funny wolf howl

[opaque coyote]

If only because it does depict an Imperium planet going through a Tyranid invasion pretty well

Also there's a couple of hints beforehand on what they actually are

Although I couldn't take the reveal of the Genestealer baby seriously

[storm jungle]

dude

the genestealer baby is SO cute

its like a funko pop

😭

the best part is thats its actual form

[opaque coyote]

It's little rawr was fucking hilarious

[storm jungle]

ITS LIKE A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR

[opaque coyote]

I'm just imagining it telepathically going like

Feed me numnums mother.

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/qpgTC9MDx1o?si=ftO3PCcenCtco1AS

[tough haven]

that one is pretty solid

Do hive fleets let genestealer infected people go like that? I thought they kinda ate them indiscriminately

[opaque coyote]

Generally not

But I think due to them being near escape the Hive mind was specifically like

"Nah let em cook"

[final dagger]

I just finished watching hammer and bolter episode 1 deaths hand. That was awesome 👌 👏 they got really great writers

[storm jungle]

Yeah warhammer studio writers COOK 🔥

[opaque coyote]

Overall Hammer and Bolter wasn't bad

But you can definitely feel the animators kinda panicking

Since even at best the animation is limited

I don't blame them

But that's probably why the best episodes don't have much fighting in them

[final dagger]

I can hear the song in my head

[tough haven]

Good

I love the mod for deadlock that plays this when silver ults

all things considered its a good song

just a little cringe with how it was used

[tough haven]

And he's real for that

He just leans into it

[heady rivet]

Ulfar is the best Space Wolves writing in YEARS

[tough haven]

"Of course the Allfather was just a man, what sport would there be in a God fighting Gods?"

Goes hard

[tough haven]

*Only

[surreal nest]

All of this because commisar Graves is a woman btw

[opaque coyote]

I love how Marazhai isn't there

[rancid cove]

Marazhai would not think he's normal

at all

[opaque coyote]

"I'm a FREAK and I know it"

[opaque coyote]

Bro definitely decided to join when he was a kid purely on the wolf aesthetic

And to this day hasn't gotten over how fucking cool it is

[tough haven]

"These people are all so boring, I'm glad I'm a freak"

[jade holly]

C4SH in BL4 is so much fun

One skill tree is basically a wizard with a gambling problem who turned his spellbook into a deck of cards

[daring creek]

I think these people are actual incels

No person whos okay with the presence of women would type all that out

[nocturne crest]

I missed a chance to see them live in Cardiff. Tickets all sold out and not one person was reselling them.

[sacred ginkgo]

Steel legion and DKoK simps having a slap fight in general

This is priceless

[young pecan]

Abelard, do a little spin on it

[opaque coyote]

Slap D(is)KoK

[young pecan]

What's your favorite song of theirs

[tough haven]

It’s basic but feel good inc

[surreal nest]

I think its funny that they call everybody a blind consumer but are just mad that steel legion didnt get a model for him to....spend money on blindly

[jade holly]

Niche faction problems

[paper haven]

This guy is really mad.

[solid horizon]

did they suddenly forget about the existence of severina raine ?

[mossy peak]

is there an in universe reason for all the melee weapons in 40k or is it just rule of cool

[paper haven]

Sort of. Ranged weapons deal more damage the longer the fight lasts so there is a benefit to just rushing them when you have really good armor.

The scale is also very large, with many factions using hoards of melee units, so having a chainsword on hand for when things get close would be helpful.

Also, rule of cool

[heady rivet]

Badass

[sacred ginkgo]

Guh

[radiant lance]

Oh I heard about the Curze suicide thing

Woman tries to commit suicide
Curze talks her out of it
Curze decides to make suicide publishable by flaying so no one attempts in the future

If you think about it, in the imperium,.suicide is just destruction of imperial property

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

[sacred ginkgo]

This is them being mad at the night lords killteam for having the possessed guy

[heady rivet]

Its just crazy how Night Lords never did anything wrong ever and were always morally good...surprisingly NobleBright for Warhammee

[spare osprey]

I can't understand Night Lord dorks.

[fervent geode]

Twisted sense of justice when it’s time rob, murder and raze

When will they figure out the average Night Lord is much closer to the murderhobos of Gendor Skraivok and Nakrid Thole

[radiant lance]

I'm guessing "night Lord dorks" are just massive edgelords?

[fervent geode]

Even Sev is a murderer first, last and always lmfao, what did he do when Curze decided to destroy their homeworld

[fervent geode]

Probably lol

[jade holly]

You think I could do a Renegade IH chapter where it’s just one guy but he has control over an entire factory making his own robot marines?

[radiant lance]

Night lords just seem like the epitome of grim derp

[fervent geode]

So a praevian?

[jade holly]

A what?

[sacred ginkgo]

Not really

[fervent geode]

Not really, their whole shtick is being the worst of mankind even among astartes and they do it well

[sacred ginkgo]

They're our happy fun la la la human skin wearers

[fervent geode]

A space marine in charge of a lot of automata

[jade holly]

I’ll prob need to flesh the idea out more

[sacred ginkgo]

They aren't even that grimdark they just kill people scarily

[fervent geode]

I don’t know how he’d keep up so much automata production unless he’s a darkmech asset though

[jade holly]

But this take on it is he’s the last surviving member of his chapter that was ambushed by a Xenos group. He barely clung to life before he found an abandoned factory and reawakened it to remake his chapter and lost brothers as complete machines

maybe I throw in daemon influence like it’s secretly whispering in his ear and corrupting the entire chapter

[fervent geode]

I don’t think one man can activate automata production by himself given the complexity of the end product

But I’m not the biggest expert on admech so eh

[jade holly]

Back to the drawing board

[solid horizon]

It's possible, but why would he make marines ?

[jade holly]

Grief

Despair

Wanting to replace what was lost

[solid horizon]

Thallax battle automatas for example are power armors for skulls and organs, they're similar to space marines armor in a way

[arctic talon]

Thallax aren't battle automata

[solid horizon]

Yeah but doesn't he like

[arctic talon]

They're not under the legio cybernetica

they're under the ordo reductor

[solid horizon]

Idk GW labels them as such

[arctic talon]

They aren't labled as battle automata

nothing labels them as battle automata

[heady rivet]

If we're keeping score they were one of the most "effective" Legions during the heresy. They did exactly what they were made to do. They were terror troops

[jade holly]

What if he unknowingly makes a deal with Tzeentch in his grief as he labors away to remake his brothers and is given the knowledge to make his own living metal? Does that work out?

[solid horizon]

Whatever it has little importance there

[heady rivet]

Granted they were most likely gonna get purged had the Heresy not happened but

[arctic talon]

the night lords were on the kill later list

we know the list was Night Lords, World Eaters, White Scars and Raven Guard at least

lol

[heady rivet]

Wtf did the White Scars do

[arctic talon]

not loyal enough

[solid horizon]

Tzeenhc would troll the hell out this man

[arctic talon]

Khan was loyal to the Emperor but was not a fan of the Imperium

[solid horizon]

Also where do you get all the armors

[jade holly]

I’d say Vasthorr but Vashtorr hates humanity

[arctic talon]

The Emperor had made plans to kill them in the future

[jade holly]

Or mortals

[arctic talon]

also the Mechanicus were on the purge list but this was known

[solid horizon]

Vashtorr is chill just dont try to outsmart him

[heady rivet]

Also strictly speaking every Astartes was on this list

[arctic talon]

Yeah

but like even more so lol

[solid horizon]

Remember guys, never try to bind vashtorr to an android

Anyways making new marines would imply having either a dedicated factory or a good pile of spare armors

Hence why it's more practical to make different machines

I guess if you make robotic marines the armor is purely decorative and symbolic

[jade holly]

Probably yeah

[solid horizon]

Making new mechanical marines is technically tedious but not impossible

[jade holly]

The main thing I want out of this is the army is all one guy commanding an entire ensemble of puppets. Deluding himself into thinking he’s fighting with his brothers again

but he’s nothing more than a King of Nothing

[solid horizon]

You could also imagine he abducts chapter members or/and uses armors of casualties

You could have him be allied with a dark magos who's playing into the IH's delusion

Tells him sweet lies about reviving his brothers or similar

I'm no expert but from what ive seen, astartes are fairly gullible

[jade holly]

If I want this to have any ground in lore, i need to flesh out the singular remaining member of the chapter

[solid horizon]

Yeah

[jade holly]

I wanna say an Iron Father but idk if successor chapters had them

[solid horizon]

Define what he's like, his moods and stuff

In my warband ive got to deal with an already existing character but I also have a fair share of original stuff so I know the struggle lol

[surreal nest]

The black legion battle sector dlc is really fire

[solid horizon]

FORGEFIEND !!!!!!!

Why is that flying blangel hitting the peter griffin pose

[surreal nest]

Got hit by a rhino

Battlesector is lowk my favorite warhammer game

Its a super streamlined way to play the tabletop game with online buddies

[solid horizon]

Forgefiend is epic

I used to doubt it because it looks like a doggo and im not too fond of doggos

[surreal nest]

Wheres our daemon engine designed after a cat????

[solid horizon]

But a warpsmith walking his dog in the middle of the battlefield is hilarious

[surreal nest]

This counts

Its technically loafing like a cat

[solid horizon]

Quick anacharis scoria, fullfill this mans wish

[solid horizon]

Hell nah not the peenar engine

[surreal nest]

Do not mock the dumbest toy iver ever seen

[solid horizon]

Daemon engines be like

[surreal nest]

The kind of gizmo I would bang a godzilla action figure into its so fucking stupid looking

[sacred ginkgo]

Backshots in 240mm APFSDS

[surreal nest]

When tf are these guys coming out btw

I gotta see some paintjobs

[solid horizon]

Hmm yes dragon machine
Hmm yes dog machine
Hmm yes spooder machine
Hmm yes crab machine
Hmm yes tick machine
Hmm yes big necron machine
Hmm yes squid machine
Hmm yes tank machine
Hmm yes peenar machine
Hmm yes big berserk machine
Hmm yes skelly machine

[jade holly]

Probably announced this Sunday

[solid horizon]

I can't wait for the new defiler to be released only to purchase an old one

Dawn of War nostalgia is too strong

Do you think surviving massive legions of daemons as a chaos space marine would be enough to grant you prince daemonhood ?

Despite divine offense ?

[celest dome]

Like not having pledged yourself and still getting DH ? Not rrally

[solid horizon]

Like gods would be like "Get a load of this guy, funny fella"

Can a warpsmith even get daemonhood ? I feel like it would make their craft much more clumsy to practice

[celest dome]

Chaos Gods aren't gonna give Deamon Hood to someone that doesn't pledge fealty to them

[fervent geode]

If you’re a chaos space marine you’ve essentially pledged yourself to them though in most cases

[celest dome]

Anyone know what fighting game had a character that was a big dude with a kid on his back ?

[fervent geode]

Even if you’re not big on the worship, after all they ascended Gendor

[celest dome]

But not necessarily to a particular god

Black legions and all

[fervent geode]

True

But you can be ascended by all still iirc

Like Acerbus, Falk, Skraivok etc

[celest dome]

Are they DP of all 4 gods, or DP of unknown Domains ?

As Be'lakor is stated to be the last time they did it

[solid horizon]

If malice was still there he'd probably grant you daemonhood for offending other gods lol

[crystal forum]

is its face a plasma canon

[solid horizon]

No

That would be a forgefiend

[crystal forum]

oh i see the head now

gun nipples

[solid horizon]

Too bad there is no head option that's just a camera like on the old defiler

But I gotta say, the new iron warrior head option is very sexy

I can't wait for recasters to sell it separately so I can slap it on every daemon engine

[surreal nest]

You arent talking about MKX right

[outer wave]

Mortal Kombat 8 with FerraTorr

[celest dome]

Ye those guys, what's their name

[outer wave]

FerraTorr

Ferra and Torr

[celest dome]

I even looked at Mortal Kombat (though might have been the 1)

Thank you both

[surreal nest]

[outer wave]

No prob

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I just realized that

Guilliman's Dad/Mom were probably just constantly going "wtf" almost every day of raising him

Imagine raising a kid for like a year

Only for him to grow from a baby to like

An extremely buff kid taller than you

In that short of a span

Oh yeah also

Artist also made an SM version

By uh u/DepartureRoutine

[surreal nest]

Need this as a sticker

Khorne berzerkers are so intimidating I love their armor so much

[opaque coyote]

They also milked it more

Rubric is easily my favorite

!!!!

It probably translates to something like

"I am forever trapped without a body. Forced to exist while constantly forgetting myself. My pain is never ending."

[misty vector]

Ooh i like the traitor guard one

[surreal nest]

Traitor guard can never not be fire

A curse

[opaque coyote]

The pros and cons of joining chaos

cons:

• Selling your soul into eternal damnation
• 99.99% chance of suffering horribly
• losing your free will

Pros:

• drip

[surreal nest]

At least they die under the illusion of freedom!

[opaque coyote]

I mean nothing changes in this case

They either die for someone who is dead

Or die for the four mega satans

[surreal nest]

Also tbf your soul is damned no matter what you do

[opaque coyote]

Well not really

Unless if you're a psyker

In which case, joining chaos actually might be better

[surreal nest]

I think I would rather be a chaos spawn than a servitor

[opaque coyote]

Ehhh

Basically the same thing honestly

Extreme pain
No control of your actions
Your body being unrecognizable

[opaque coyote]

But seriously though being a Psyker when you die means that

You generally just get your soul eaten

[surreal nest]

Melta gun for a chest cavity or like 17 arms and a beak

Let me ponder

[opaque coyote]

If you're a normal person, then if you didn't worship the four mega Satans

Then you just quietly dissapate back into the warp

[fervent geode]

Your soul might still get eaten

[opaque coyote]

If you worship Chaos, your soul is eaten

But if you're a psyker. It's basically guaranteed no matter what

So might as well join Chaos

[fervent geode]

I’m pretty sure non Psyker imperials still get their souls eaten, almost happened in titandeath I think

[opaque coyote]

[surreal nest]

I pick option C I isekai into 40k and become the new emperor

[opaque coyote]

I think generally it's a chance type of thing

[surreal nest]

Your soul gets chased by souls trying to eat it in the warp

[opaque coyote]

So still not ideal

[fervent geode]

I think there’s a chance to dissipate yeah

[opaque coyote]

But yeah being a Psyker. You're just

Kinda fucked no matter what tbh

[fervent geode]

Might have something to do with proximity in lightyears to the astronomican but I could also be completely wrong

[opaque coyote]

There's not even the slightest chance to dissipate. Your soul is too bright to hide

So unless if you're like

Alpha level or some shit

Just sell your soul to the dark gods

Might as well get drunk

Off of idk

Alcohol made out of distilled Geneseed or something

Very expensive

[surreal nest]

The cost of having a slight chance at being a cool ass wizard

[opaque coyote]

I mean even the weaker Psykers can do shit like telepathy

So you are just a cool ass wizard

You just also got uh

[surreal nest]

90% of psykers stop before they become omnipresent

[opaque coyote]

friends in your head

Also very hard to level up

The Emperor had to make a deal with the Chaos Gods to get his bullshit powers

Or at least a boost

[surreal nest]

If I was a psyker I would send radio waves to everybody's head of my favorite vocal stimms

[opaque coyote]

If you think about it the Eldar kinda fucked over every Psyker in existence

Like IK that Slaanesh only eats Eldar souls as a guarantee

But like

Due to the warp being so chaotic, very few souls are gonna not be eaten

Thanks assholes

This type of shit is why the Emperor thought it would be a good idea to kill all the Xenos

[cinder pivot]

For the Karacnos, do the pipes on the front spearhead have any purpose?

https://www.warhammer.com/app/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99123016014_THHMechanicumKaracnosAssaultTankVehicle01.jpg

[daring creek]

Looking silly as fuck

[cinder pivot]

[daring creek]

is that like

supposed to be some fusion of a locomotive and tank

the stuff on the top makes it look anti aerial

[cinder pivot]

more of a tractor/Mk I tank hybrid

[daring creek]

Yeah

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Triaros

I only see those things as some weird wiggly bits ngl

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[cinder pivot]

radioactive missiles for ground combat actually

[opaque coyote]

The Slaaneshi Daemonette looking down at the local Nurgle creature:

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

Also look at the album number

6/7

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[daring creek]

waiting for gw to uwuify warhammer

hatsune miku psyker is SOON

[cinder pivot]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/Sisters-Of-Silence-Kharon-Pattern-Acquisitor-2017?queryID=1b8be4c07687c39935a6114907c6b376

https://www.warhammer.com/app/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99560108189_KharonPatternAcquisitor02.jpg?fm=webp&w=892&h=920

what the heck

this is some star wars shit

[daring creek]

flip flop ship

[surreal nest]

Whens the lorechat tabletop simulator 40k tournament

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jabba-the-1

[civic gale]

Hi lore chat

[surreal nest]

Hi lore chatter

[civic gale]

Sup

[civic gale]

Why...

I love tech priests

So kewl

[urban spire]

reckon a suspiciously wealthy furry called in a favour

[civic gale]

Fair

Also what's the name of the new commissar?

[daring creek]

feel so clean like a money machine

[urban spire]

guppy

commissar guppy

[civic gale]

No fr the new one they showed in adeptcon

I wanted to ask something regarding her attire

[urban spire]

i don't know, so i'm lying because i still feel compelled to answer

[civic gale]

This bih

[urban spire]

i was close

[civic gale]

Does she have a power fist or am I crazy?

[limpid granite]

Its a powerfist

[civic gale]

Do humans also get those?

[urban spire]

yes

oh my stars

basically no single weapon of the space marines is unique to them

there are human sized power claws too

[celest dome]

Human Power Fist are quite old lore

Commissar are always with PFist or Power Swords (Saber pattern)

[celest dome]

Except possibly the Neo-Volkite stuff

[urban spire]

give it time i reckon

[vital ginkgo]

Why hasnt the dark mechanicum greatly surpassed the imperium? It's said that they don't fear innovation and inventions like the mechanicus but they seem to be pretty much the same even after 10 thousand years. Why aren't they blowing the admech and imperium out of the water at this point with DAOT level stuff?

[civic gale]

I see

[civic gale]

Ey I didn't knew

I'm new to this shi 😭 moment

[urban spire]

yeah it's just a common bit of misinformation

[civic gale]

So every space marine weapon is just scaled up versions?

[urban spire]

pretty much, or the human version is scaled down

[civic gale]

Gotcha

[urban spire]

i don't know, basically nothing is new technology, and since it all existed before space marines did, it necessarily was originally scaled for humans

[limpid granite]

50 50 chance of every dark mechanicus experiment exploding

[civic gale]

So...we could have a bolt Carbine for normal people?

[fervent geode]

I would say they have in some respects

But they are also not a unified entity

[vital ginkgo]

Yeah so basically the same as admech. Why is darkmech's stuff so trash if they are supposed to be innovators? They don't seem too different from 30k level tech

[urban spire]

the dark mechanicum specifically is prob dealing with the same warp storm time dilation as the CSM

[fervent geode]

It’s not trash lol, they have greater gene craft and war engines that make admech weapons look like ass

[urban spire]

so to them, it's subjectively only been like 300 years since the schism

[vital ginkgo]

It is trash though compared to Daot

[limpid granite]

Remember

[fervent geode]

Humanity is probably never reaching those heights again

Even they are working to innovate from the STC standard

[limpid granite]

The imperium rigourously tests every piece of new tech they make so it works without fault

[fervent geode]

Most of their innovations involve daemons and are for war anyway

[vital ginkgo]

10 thousand years with no restrictions and they can't figure that out yet?

[limpid granite]

Dark mechanicus experiments but they dint do quality testing

[urban spire]

that is a bold faced lie lmao

[fervent geode]

Since they aren’t a singular entity and on hell forge can’t stay alive without defending themselves

[fervent geode]

Too busy making daemon engines, infighting and war shit

[limpid granite]

Plasma rifle might explode

Depends on the weather

[vital ginkgo]

Bro that's embarrassing.

[fervent geode]

Besides the DAoT lasted another 10k years and had the development of the Age of Terra behind them

[vital ginkgo]

Humans need to lock in ffs

[fervent geode]

Nah surrendering to Nurgle is easier

[vital ginkgo]

This is no excuse. Darkmech sounds lazy with all this demon engine stuff instead of actually innovating

[vital ginkgo]

Real, that sounds like what they did lol

[urban spire]

also stuff not being on the tabletop doesn't mean it doesn't exist

[fervent geode]

They do innovate tbf, the daemon engines and AI like the Kaban Machine are innovations

[fervent geode]

It’s just that it’s kinda hard in the Eye under such cutthroat conditions lol

[vital ginkgo]

I'm not saying they don't innovate at all

[urban spire]

also keep in mind the time dilation for folks in the eye of terror, they are experiencing much less subjective time

[vital ginkgo]

But the amount of innovations are pathetically small for 10 thousand years

[urban spire]

it's not ten thousand for them

[vital ginkgo]

Sure

They should leave it then

Goofy cyborgs

[urban spire]

problem with leaving it: imperium out there

[fervent geode]

There’s probably more we haven’t heard of, since they aren’t pretty much not represented on TT

[fervent geode]

They’d die lol

[urban spire]

less of a problem now with the cicatrix maledictum

[vital ginkgo]

It's a big galaxy they can go where the imperium isn't

[urban spire]

but that hasn't been around for thousands of years

[fervent geode]

There’s still a million threats and the Imperium there tbf

[urban spire]

until very recently you had to pass through cadia

[fervent geode]

The Imperium cordons off the eye

And they control almost the entire Milky Way

[limpid granite]

The cadian gate still stands

[urban spire]

it's almost like the forces of chaos have been in there for the past ten millennia for a reason

[fervent geode]

Save fringe areas the darkmech could never reach like the Koronus and Ophelian Sectors

[limpid granite]

Also the ghoul stars

[urban spire]

koronus does have its own fringes of this stuff though

[fervent geode]

[limpid granite]

Not even chaos wants to go there

[urban spire]

they just don't exist there in force

[vital ginkgo]

Can they not theoretically warp anywhere they want? Do they have to come out of the eye of terror?

[civic gale]

Still couldn't listen to my audiobooks

[urban spire]

the warp is a place, not a teleporter

[fervent geode]

Yeah that too lmao, although there are chaos forces there, it’s why there are like 3 chapters there to keep chaos out

[vital ginkgo]

It's a teleporter

[fervent geode]

It doesn’t really work that way every well

They could also end up in hel

[limpid granite]

Whats in those stars is far worse than chaos

Theres a reason deathwatch has a permanent pressence there

[vital ginkgo]

Wym?

[fervent geode]

Warp Travel further than the eye is harder for chaos forces as the materium stabilises

[fervent geode]

Get lost in the warp

It happens to chaos too

Generally leading to horrible deaths

[urban spire]

it's not, it's literally not, a teleportarium is a different thing

[vital ginkgo]

It literally is.

[fervent geode]

I think they meant Warp FTL

which isn’t teleportation but it see why I can be misconstrued as such

Since time is still spent in the warp in between

[urban spire]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warp oh look it's a parallel dimension not a teleporter

illiterate BUFFOON

[vital ginkgo]

Portal travel and teleportation are close enough to call the same thing in casual conversation

Especially considering how large the galaxy is

[fervent geode]

Eh my English kinda sucks anyway so idm but the difference is they have to spend time in the warp, just alot a lot less time in space than it would be in the materium

[vital ginkgo]

I know

Anyway

One day humans will lock in again

Dark mech is a disappointment

[urban spire]

they won't, that's the point of the setting

[vital ginkgo]

Negative Nancy over here

[urban spire]

you're just sore you got called out on being wrong a lot

💖

[vital ginkgo]

Very cool

We're just having a convo no need to get upset

[civic gale]

Oh we talking about warp traveling?

[vital ginkgo]

We're not playing For Honor or siege lol

[civic gale]

The 40k equivalent of teleporting but without the teleporting?

[urban spire]

i was so excited about for honor when it came out

[vital ginkgo]

Exactly lol

[urban spire]

i think maybe i gave you the wrong impression there

for some reason (dilara) it's common to exaggerate your emotions a lot in this channel specifically

it's very habit forming

[vagrant fox]

It still takes months to years to get anywhere and you'll have to travel along warp routes

I don't know whats teleporting about that

[civic gale]

It helps you get there faster

[urban spire]

a bike is teleporting

[civic gale]

But not instantaneous right?

[urban spire]

getting into your car is teleporting to work

your car is a portal to the highway dimension which teleports you to costco

[vital ginkgo]

The point wasn't about teleportation, my question was why dont they just leave the settled galaxy? I used the word teleportation because it's a simple way to look at warp travel

[cerulean trellis]

Sorry to break it to you but 40k does have teleporting, or rather 30k had it.

[urban spire]

yeah i'm saying that's a misapprehension of how warp travel works

[celest dome]

Cause going outside of the Milky Way even in the Warp is quite more dangerous than staying in ig

[urban spire]

and specifically warp travel out of the eye of terror, which until very recently was interdicted by cadia

[celest dome]

There are method to teleport without the Warp, but it's not widespread and able to do it on larger scales

[urban spire]

you CAN slip by, but it takes resources

[vital ginkgo]

But it is possible? If so why not do it? That's how humans colonized the new world

Are there no risk takers in the galaxy?

Pioneers

[wary fulcrum]

Rogue Traders

But the ones who try don’t make it back

[rocky gale]

For all we know people have already tried.

[cerulean trellis]

Also warp travel is inherently different as ther is time dilation happening.
Sometimes the ship is in the warp for hours and outside years go by, sometimes they are in for weeks and outside minutes have passed and sometimes they arrive at their target before they left theirnpoint of origin

[civic gale]

[urban spire]

very few people have survived leaving the galaxy, most of them are necrons

[civic gale]

Noted

[vital ginkgo]

Is this because the end of the galaxy/imperium is a psycic dead zone or something?

[civic gale]

Wait wdym by 30k had it but not 40k

[celest dome]

Sure there are, but we don't know about them, and going outside of the Galaxy even if you planned on doing Generations ships, would still be quite dangerous, as Orks are supposedly in other galaxy already, and Tyranids also are out there

[gleaming gale]

The Mechanicus sent a probe outside the galaxy and after an unspecified amount of time they recieved signals back of Ork voices

[celest dome]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/14vbrwn/multiple_excerpt_the_deep_warp/

[urban spire]

but like a lot of questions along the line of "why is the setting so stupid about this?" are answered by the fact that that's the point of the setting, it's an awful world where everyone followed their worst impulses

[civic gale]

[cerulean trellis]

It was more widespread in 30k. They used it to teleport deep strike units onto battlefields or to get to other ships quickly.
In 40k the technology is mostly forgotten

[urban spire]

40k still has teleportariums

[civic gale]

What 10k years does to a mf

[urban spire]

i mentioned them earlier even

[vital ginkgo]

"A probe" they sent one probe? A galaxy spanning faction that's been around for 10 thousand years sent one probe that failed and called it a day? Lmao

[limpid granite]

Terminators still teleport

[vagrant fox]

It's circumnavigating the galaxy, didn't leave it. Still got orks everywhere

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, it's reserved for Terminators and Grey Knights mostly in 40k

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-cell-dbz-dragon-ball-z-perfect-cell-gif-26574595

[civic gale]

Just noticed it's you Gemini, hiya

[vital ginkgo]

Lmao

One day

One day humans will remember they have a brain

Give it another 10 thousand years

[cerulean trellis]

Yeah but they are rare af iirc

[gleaming gale]

They're a product of the time in-universe, can't blame them

[vagrant fox]

To quote

Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

in 10k years everyone's going to be even worse off, probably the Tau too

[cerulean trellis]

Hiya ^^

[vital ginkgo]

Nah we'll bounce back

[vagrant fox]

Not if I can help it

[urban spire]

dawn of war had a little bit of teleport deep striking, as a treat

[gleaming gale]

I mean the Tau are more or less nearly Nazi Germany but they're still better than the Imperium for the average Joe

[urban spire]

but only for space marine terminators iirc

[gleaming gale]

The Tau would be the antagonists of every other setting

[vagrant fox]

I want it to be even worse, I want everyone down in the filth fighting for their lives

[civic gale]

Sadly I won't be able to hangout today, work

[limpid granite]

If humanity can survive for 10k years without a primarch they can last 20k years more with 2 of em

[cerulean trellis]

Well... that is if they figure out what to do when the golden throne fails in a couple of centuries

[vagrant fox]

Naturally, they're just more realistic villains than baby-furnacers and shove-daemons-into-asses and whatnot

[vital ginkgo]

We'll figure it out

👍

[civic gale]

To quote the tech priest "decades at worst"

[rocky gale]

If one oven can cook a cake in 3 hours then 2 ovens can cook a cake in 1 and a half hours, ahh statement

[vagrant fox]

Put me on the high lords of terra council I'll make humanity worse, a vote for me is a vote for a worse future

[gleaming gale]

I remember that excrept where the Mechanicus just built a conveyor belt to throw Tau into an active volcano lmao

[urban spire]

golden throne failing would be a big deal for the setting but it wouldn't be the end of it
probably just the end of the imperium's feudal system, which is actually something i think would be really cool to see

[vital ginkgo]

We have to. The orks wouldn't let their best friends die out just like that

[cerulean trellis]

They tried for 534 years, standard terran. Thry can not figure it out. The component is failing

[vagrant fox]

I want to see this in Imperium Nihilus but GW are cowards

[cerulean trellis]

Orks dont care tbh so long they get ta krump and shoot

[civic gale]

They are mearly prolonging it by feeding it psykers right?

[gleaming gale]

That's to feed the Astronomican

[vital ginkgo]

As long orks are around, hummies will be around. This is the nature of the universe

[urban spire]

imperium nihilus is so interesting, i really want more of it

[cerulean trellis]

Kinda, yeh but thats been going on since the components interrment

[civic gale]

Oh thought they were feeding the golden throne

[vagrant fox]

This is a lesson, a statement so vile and extreme it will be carried by word of mouth across the Damocles Gulf and still further afield. The message is clear enough – those who sought to take advantage of the Imperium will find themselves on the pyre, becoming part of humanity’s great war machine in a far more direct fashion than they intended. Cross the sovereign territory of Mankind at your peril. We have inhumanity to spare.

This is why we love the Admech, it's metal as hell

[gleaming gale]

Kinda the same thing, but the purpose is to power the Astronomican so the rest of the Imperium doesn't crumble, not the Throne itself

without the Astronomican you have every single system cut off from the rest

[civic gale]

Well if the emperor fails we always have the omnissiah :clueless:

[urban spire]

the ork psychic gestalt isn't THAT powerful, it's more like a reality lubricant

[cerulean trellis]

Same, its is kinda a little sneak peek into the future

[vital ginkgo]

They do care whether they admit it or not. Our two species are yin and yang. One cannot exist without the other. Real best friend shi fr

[cerulean trellis]

Like the best case scenario future

[urban spire]

the power of the waaagh is FAR overblown by fan headcanon

[vagrant fox]

If GW were heroes and morally good they'd make Imperium Nihilus into a China warlords state situation but with chaos and xenos incursions

[urban spire]

abaddon does NOT have the mandate of heaven

[vital ginkgo]

We are the Gork to their Mork

[gleaming gale]

"Thinking quickly, the Mek constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone."

[vital ginkgo]

Orks are the best non human faction

Love em

[vagrant fox]

Imperial governor-warlord Zhang Zongchang HAS the mandate of Terra

[vital ginkgo]

Humanity's best non human enemy

[urban spire]

idk orks get kinda samey, there's not a lot of room for character writing with them

[gleaming gale]

Truth Nuke

[cerulean trellis]

Orks are almost as old as the necrons. They survived millions of years without the humies, they couldnt care less

[civic gale]

I know this isn't the sigmar chat but I kinda prefer chaos in fantasy

[gleaming gale]

There's only so much goofy shit you can write for the orks before it starts burning out from their own perspective

[vagrant fox]

Orks are proper good

[vital ginkgo]

But once they met hummies, they couldn't go without them.

[urban spire]

you're right this is the politics and the war on iran discussion forum

[vital ginkgo]

Hummies ain't goin anywhere

[civic gale]

Weren't Orks not exactly Orks for a while?

[gleaming gale]

I mean, if the short story with the DAOT ship coming back from the future where Chaos destroyed the galaxy is to be believed...

[civic gale]

What-

[urban spire]

primordial orks were krorks or something?

[cerulean trellis]

Yeah, they started out as Krokrs

[urban spire]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Krork

here

[civic gale]

Idk their name but the guys who looked like space Marines?

[vital ginkgo]

Name of this?

[civic gale]

Unless this is fandom glazing

[urban spire]

idk anything about them looking like space marines

[gleaming gale]

Actually a full novel, the Death of Integrity, but it's marine slop for the most part

[urban spire]

joke about how wildly off topic we sometimes get

[cerulean trellis]

That is the future the fabricator general of mars is painting.

[vagrant fox]

Insofar the one example of maybe a krork we had seemed to have power armour

or something

[civic gale]

Oh my bad

[urban spire]

no it's fine, the channel mod is into it

[civic gale]

I know that much

[cerulean trellis]

14feet tall in body armor that makes ceramite look like paper or smth

[civic gale]

Yeh that I think

[urban spire]

sources on this are pretty thin

[vagrant fox]

Chaos basically always wins, because it's chad

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, basically Chaos is painted as the Alpha and the Omega

the beginning and the end

[civic gale]

I don't think gw would just let the emperor die...would they?

[gleaming gale]

but it's an unspecified amount of time between the beginning and the end

[cerulean trellis]

Maybe we get to see it in the RT DLC?

[vagrant fox]

When one stormcast kit sells as much as 40k in a few decades

[civic gale]

What that?

[gleaming gale]

Age of Ligma

[civic gale]

Oh sigmar

[cerulean trellis]

Would be interesting to see what happens

[civic gale]

Fair point

[civic gale]

Indeed it will

[gleaming gale]

Probably the closest we'll get is Abnett's Pandemonium with the King in Yellow

When GW will decide to allow him to publish it lol

[limpid granite]

Either a psionic backlash so extreme it fucks up the warp

The emperor turns into a saint

[vagrant fox]

Maybe I shouldn't blame AoS for killing my Warhammer Fantasy, maybe I should blame space marines for outselling the entirety of Warhammer Fantasy

[limpid granite]

Or he just gets revived because hes a perpetual

[civic gale]

Whatever happens the empirium will not be the same

[cerulean trellis]

I am so hyped for this

[gleaming gale]

TBF they kept releasing absolutely nothing while making rules trash, and most of the players had full armies by that point, no need to buy more minis

[civic gale]

He dies? Bad
He lives again? Bad

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I'm goofin, it was unfortunately dead in the water

[cerulean trellis]

Especially since the King in Yellow is the alias of one of the old ones in Lofecraftian Lore

[vagrant fox]

No primaris to make people buy their entire army all over again

[gleaming gale]

And also kinda name dropped directly which character in 40k he is

lol

[cerulean trellis]

So i am eager to see if there might be paralells to him and the first custodian

[vagrant fox]

We'll have to wait for Cavil to be done scamming around for that to release apparently

[cerulean trellis]

Yeah xD

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, all but confirms Cavill's shit is an Eisenhorn adaption

That or GW is holding Abnett back because something whacky is planned for 11e

[cerulean trellis]

He dies: potential galaxy ending event
He lives: cant leave the throne or potential galaxy ending event

[civic gale]

Mhm

[cerulean trellis]

That'd be dope thougj

[gleaming gale]

It's pretty much stated if Jimmy gets off that Throne it would be something akin the Birth of Slaanesh for the eldar

[civic gale]

Idk why I imagined the emperor in a wheelchair...

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho "galaxy ending" is pure wank imo

Humanity would just turn into the eldar as splintered factions

just sojourned across the galaxy doing their own thing while the sol system is destroyed fully

[cerulean trellis]

True ^^
The time of tau has come xD

[gleaming gale]

I want to believe in the hopecore that parts of the Imperium will start following the Star Child

[storm jungle]

It makes the most sense

because i very much believe the Emperor will ascend at some point and they'll just make his entire presence in the Warp the new astronomican

boom, FTL issues solved

nothing has changed

lmao

[limpid granite]

More frequent miracle events

[vagrant fox]

inshallah it will not happen

[storm jungle]

People kinda need to remember you need to make excuses less for lore and more for people to still be able to play their armies as well

[cerulean trellis]

They already are more frequent since the cicatrix maledictum

[limpid granite]

Star children popping up and emperor phenomena

Him reviving guilliman

[gleaming gale]

I think the mordians spit out 2 living saints in the span of a single series in Dawn of Fire

[limpid granite]

Also means he saved his soul from going to the ruinous powers

[cerulean trellis]

There is also Branwen in pilgrims of fire

[limpid granite]

The echlesiarchy with trillions upon trillions of entities worshipping the emperor

Which has atleast some effect

[urban spire]

don't even need a new astronomican, just say warp travel's more dangerous now so logistics are too fucked to maintain the massive star empire

sorted

[limpid granite]

Pump out 50 navigators per ship

[storm jungle]

tbh

the Imperium can barely manage a million-ish worlds as is

lol

[urban spire]

oh a scant million worlds

[gleaming gale]

Manifesting the Star Child showing up in the Imperium Nihilus to save mankind from that shithole

[limpid granite]

Sometimes a planet governer does funny business

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lord-save-us-guy-praying-in-car

[gleaming gale]

Me

[urban spire]

LMAO

love that video

[storm jungle]

[civic gale]

I don't get this meme

[urban spire]

up there with the cop magdumping at an acorn

[gleaming gale]

Star Child, come down from heaven, save us from chaos liberals

[urban spire]

a guy was streaming when the cops pulled him over and no shit started praying to trump

[civic gale]

....wtf

[storm jungle]

^

HE WAS LEGIT GOING

as if hes gonna fucking appear from the sky like superman

[gleaming gale]

"I will save you only if I can marry your 12 y/o daughter, MAGAjak"

[limpid granite]

Inb4 dante ascends to sainthood

[gleaming gale]

Just let the man fucking rest for once

[daring creek]

That's how the delirium goes

If only religion weren't so political

[storm jungle]

I mean it isnt

its people who make it political

human beings suck

[civic gale]

Agreed

[limpid granite]

No lmao

And i dont think the lion wants to rule imperium nihilus

[urban spire]

finally, apolitical religion!

[limpid granite]

Way better for him to be in the field

[civic gale]

Damn?

[urban spire]

(piss)

[daring creek]

At this point it feels so intertwined since people are so fucking coerced by it

[civic gale]

Just a vial of piss? Damn

[gleaming gale]

Jarate

[vagrant fox]

`A glint of gold far ahead led him onwards. The heaving landscapes of the warp obscured it often, but always he found it again. Sometimes, the ships got nearer to the guide in the storm, and Mephiston saw white wings beating tirelessly. An angel showed them the way.

There was no other beacon to follow. The Astronomican, the great guiding soul light of the Emperor, was invisible, obscured by the Rift slashing time and space in two. Without the Astronomican, the Navigators of the Bloodcaller had nothing to chart a course by. Their warp eyes were fixed therefore upon Mephiston, while those in the rest of the ships in the fleet followed the Bloodcaller.`

just do this on the regular

just have mephiston around

[daring creek]

"Mandate of Heaven"

I'm just waiting for actual aliens to invade the planet

[civic gale]

Better not have the bushwacka

[urban spire]

mephiston is such a normal name for a dude to have

it would never be foreshadowing

[storm jungle]

Yeah like this setting is never gonna meet its end, the status quo will always be kept somewhat even when things splinter or fall apart

[rocky gale]

Trump showing up to save me after I crash into a family of 4 with my 2001 Toyota corolla

https://klipy.com/gifs/false-god-bvs

[urban spire]

parents are always naming their kids things like luciel and gro-goroth

[storm jungle]

Egregore.....

[vagrant fox]

Tbf it is his edgesona name, his name was originally Calistarius and something normal

bogomolova egres on my gore til I outlast

[storm jungle]

alas

[civic gale]

New kid name dropped "glorper"

[daring creek]

Thanking god everyday for having me be born before my mom watched bleach because I think I would have offed myself if I was named ichigo 🙏

Keep manifesting. It has to happen at some point

Align your chakras

[civic gale]

Strawberry ahh name

[urban spire]

pay more etsy witches

[daring creek]

[vagrant fox]

I thank so many things that as the sixth born my parents just gave up on new names and gave me something cool

[urban spire]

we got kirk we can get trump

i used to know a guy named leto, explicitly named after dune

[civic gale]

[urban spire]

he's australian, which i think explains it

[daring creek]

We're just gonna get vance. But I don't think vance is as charismatic....frankly I don't think trump had the same steam or hype from before

[rocky gale]

I just know that one day my future kid is gonna end up bullying some poor soul who got named Khaleesi

[civic gale]

Thankfully my country has a set list of names and I will never see someone named "Goku"

[daring creek]

All the """""""hype"""""""" i have seen is twitter non sense

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

Future?

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-gif-24919715

[storm jungle]

that shit has happened in the last 15 years

lol

kinda past that now

[rocky gale]

Yea my kids gonna bully full grown adults

[vagrant fox]

Parents have been kiving kids dorkass shit names for decades now yeah

[rocky gale]

For being named Khaleesi

[daring creek]

Dilara gets bullied by kids it seems

Gets her lunch money stolen

[civic gale]

Damn poor lass

[urban spire]

people (liberals) keep saying it won't help at all if very evil people are killed, but idk, luigi mangione and shinzo abe type shit is gonna keep happening i reckon

[storm jungle]

I mean

when kirk died we had morons here go

"You should not celebrate a person's death thats disgusting"

Cool

this man literally wished death on people like me

and called us all terrorists

he can eat shit and die again lol

[urban spire]

his fucking last words

holy shit

[civic gale]

Like you?

[daring creek]

Ben shapiro cancelled his events. A few bad things came to a halt when the health care ceo was killed

[urban spire]

i'm so glad he's dead

[daring creek]

But

[vagrant fox]

The amount of times I've seen people claim people take his words out of context, mfer no I didn't

[civic gale]

What were his last words

[storm jungle]

Yes

[daring creek]

I think they're more prepared now

[storm jungle]

Kozak followed up with, "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?", and Kirk's last words before being shot were his reply, "Counting or not counting gang violence?", to which Kozak said, "Great", with Kirk being struck immediately after.

[civic gale]

Idk I don't accompany the news

[storm jungle]

this is pure irony

lmao

[rocky gale]

The guy had beef with Miss Rachel of all people

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

yeah that, i was looking up the quote

blaming trans people too don't forget

[daring creek]

White supremacist yea

[urban spire]

like 3 out of fifty billion mass shootings have been detransitioners which of course means trans people are the problem

[daring creek]

I don't really care if people like that are gone

I mean i do in a positive way

Ok i should stfu lmao am i pushing it

[vagrant fox]

keep going

[urban spire]

the overwhelming majority of school shooters are far right extremists or outright nazis (but i repeat myself) but no, we can't talk about that

[daring creek]

Idk man i just don't like mfs who want minorities dead

[rocky gale]

Like Ms Rachel made a post during Pride that was like "Gods perfect rule is to love others as you love yourself, even if you don't understand them"

and Kirk responded with the bible passage saying you should kill gay people and said "This is Gods perfect rule"

[daring creek]

Aren't they by definition terrorists

[fervent geode]

yeah

[vagrant fox]

Like, I like a bunch of Americans they're good folk but America is straight up insane

[urban spire]

the word terrorist is too loaded to be useful anymore

i don't like it, it's fucking meaningless

[daring creek]

So. When a muslim does it. Its terrorism. When a white man does it. Its a mass shooting. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[vagrant fox]

I knew one who bought several guns because "what if big n-gro jamal comes from the hood to rob me"

[urban spire]

yep

[storm jungle]

a white man can also be a terrorist if he goes against everything evil people stand for

see John Brown

one of the OG american "terrorists"

[urban spire]

but like, we're not gonna tear down the master's house using the master's tools, to borrow a phrase from a different yet intersectionally important movement

[vagrant fox]

I knew another, first gen polish immigrant, who argued that public transport was bad because it let blacks come to white neighbourhoods and rob easier
Like someone's gonna carry all of that shit in a bus

[urban spire]

we're not gonna score some kinda point by calling school shooters terrorists, it doesn't matter if they are, it's too ambiguous a term

[daring creek]

Im just thinking about the pattern that's all.

[urban spire]

we win by showing the VERY clear connection between far right rhetoric and mass shooter ideology

because it's the same shit

going all the way back to columbine

[civic gale]

Hello again, what's going on here

[vagrant fox]

insane ideology in the states, genuinely wack

[vagrant fox]

we're on topic

[urban spire]

normal lore chat conversation

[daring creek]

We're talking about breakfast

[civic gale]

I see

[vagrant fox]

I should get breakfast

[daring creek]

Get waflfes

[vagrant fox]

no

[daring creek]

I should sleep..

Gooded nighted

[urban spire]

i had home made bolognese for breakfast

see yer later missus

[vagrant fox]

sleep well, fear the old blood

all that shit the kids say

[urban spire]

oh yeah, my home made stew journey came to a head yesterday

i added the tomato paste and it just

it's just bolognese sauce

i boiled some pasta and yeah, it just is what it is straight up

[civic gale]

Damn?

[vagrant fox]

I wish I was home or in Iceland I want to eat skyr and nothing else

I wish I was a baller who made stew

[urban spire]

pretty easy, just takes time

very satisfying bringing it all together though

[vagrant fox]

Small kitchen I really can't be bothered

It's like 4x2 meters

[urban spire]

also i got nitrile gloves so my fingers don't smell like garlic for weeks afterwards

[solid horizon]

@arctic talon wish me luck im going to face the baneblade list now

[urban spire]

oh you live in a bucket

[celest dome]

The good thing with stew is that you prep if and just let it on the stove for a while

[vagrant fox]

50 square meters babey, at least it's dirt cheap

[vagrant fox]

Fined for moral cowardice

[civic gale]

There are no fucking good mobile games

This sucks

[vagrant fox]

solitaire was

[urban spire]

just get the fucking horse game

[vagrant fox]

But now it's full of ads

[rocky gale]

Those blue gloves make you feel immortal

[urban spire]

they do kinda

[civic gale]

No

[vagrant fox]

They make my hands so sweaty

[rocky gale]

I couldn't do half the things I do at work if I didn't have my little blue gloves

[rocky gale]

Yea

[vagrant fox]

I'm tempted to never wear those nasty little gloves again when I'm painting or lacquering wood

[urban spire]

i got the big yellow rubber gloves for cleaning the shower drain, but that is much slimmer comfort

[urban spire]

my hands are so fucking dry normally i gotta use lotion regularly or i get a rash

[vagrant fox]

clearly you don't live in a swamp

[urban spire]

i'd kill for a bit of hand sweat

[rocky gale]

69% humidity rn and that's a low day

[urban spire]

yeah advantage of living in a place with a third dimension of space i guess

[vagrant fox]

When I'm home in the Faroes I dry out like a raisin it's the latitude I guarantee it

I don't really but still

[urban spire]

although norway does have a lot of peat bogs

[vagrant fox]

73% humidity here and it can get up to the high 90s often

[urban spire]

peat bogs are cool, they'll fucking kill you

[vagrant fox]

It's ghoulish

[urban spire]

looks like slightly soggy grass, is a 7 meter deep biome that slowly devours you

[vagrant fox]

Peat bogs are so cool they deserve a little flesh

[rocky gale]

Times during summer a heatwave can hit and you're talking 40 degrees and 100% humidity

[vagrant fox]

yea I hate it I completely cease to function as a human being

True for any temperatures above 28 really but still

[urban spire]

there's a dude on youtube who made videos about walking across various countries in as straight a line as possible, watched him take a stab at norway once and immediately he almost died in a peat bog

[rocky gale]

Bogs will get you

[vagrant fox]

I wish the perfidious dane hadn't removed so many of their peat bogs

I wanna go chill in one

[urban spire]

just go to norway

take the ferry it's so nice

[vagrant fox]

I'd have to go up near Aalborg first and that's not happening

[rocky gale]

I wonder if you're allowed to be buried in a bog

Be pretty hype to end up as a bog body

[urban spire]

i mean

[urban spire]

very easy to arrange

[vagrant fox]

I saw this feller in person once, apparently only the head's real nowadays

[urban spire]

just head up for a ramble in the mountains and don't tell anyone where you're going

[fervent geode]

Whose gonna search the random-bog for bodies

[vagrant fox]

Yeah just walk into one when it's time

[rocky gale]

Just in like a thousand years time I get fished out of the bog and my corpse will stun people with my preserved bog beauty

[urban spire]

a lot of bog mummies didn't even mean to be bog mummies, just a happy accident

[vagrant fox]

We don't dig peat like we used to as societies, sadly no one I think

[rocky gale]

We do it all the time

[vagrant fox]

I went to a museum recently and saw some preserved hair from a bog

It was still bright red and braided, coolest shit I saw all year

[rocky gale]

Although we call it turf

But yea we still use tons of it

[vagrant fox]

wack

My grandma used to dig it as a child but it has stopped since

She also lived during WW2 and roads weren't really a thing even so

[rocky gale]

Can never stop the Irish from using our turf

[urban spire]

my grandma had this cool trick she'd do where if you ate and apple she'd eat the core

didn't really connect that with her being a child during ww2 until much later

[rocky gale]

Yea my granda explained that they used to have what they called a scrape, which was a slice of bread where you'd spread the butter on it, then scrape the butter off of it and put it back in the wrapping and then you'd eat the bread

[urban spire]

heard of that from terra pratchett of all people

you english?

[rocky gale]

Irish

[urban spire]

was about to say "close enough" but i value my life

[surreal nest]

Jesus fucking christ

[urban spire]

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

[rocky gale]

Getting 5 to life for pissing

[surreal nest]

Vehicular homicide is less punishing than this

[urban spire]

combine that with the forced detransition in prisons and you're looking at death penalty for washing your hands

[vagrant fox]

dubious nation

[urban spire]

failed nation

failed project

[fervent geode]

What the fuck

[surreal nest]

America is on its way to out lap nazi Germany for extreme facist ride to power

[misty vector]

Sure but the politicians at pedophile island are fine

[surreal nest]

"Protecting children"

Nah bro they are preserving children

[vagrant fox]

Nah the FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring

it's fine

[urban spire]

his neck just did that

[surreal nest]

Phew thank god! Imagine if we couldn't trust the FBI

[urban spire]

he didn't do anything wrong, the reason he killed himself was idk, felt like it i guess

[surreal nest]

I love the people that think Epstein is making TikToks under the guise of Palm Beach Pete and he wouldn't instantly move countries the second he was spotted

[vagrant fox]

The truma of being imprisoned made his neck do that

[surreal nest]

The most powerful blackmailer on earth is just allowed to live freely in Florida no shot

The dude has caused innumerable problems for the administration would not be alive for another second if he was ACTUALLY spotted alive

[urban spire]

the shit i've heard about in the epstein files regularly just fucking ruins my day when i remember it, and i didn't even read them myself

[surreal nest]

Ive chosen to just take what everybody says as truth because I am not even spending a second actually reading into it

I love smiling and shit

Some fuck shit with extra shit I wanna plug my ears and pretend this year is an impractical jokers punishment or some shit

[urban spire]

smile with one hand, shit with the other

[surreal nest]

Isnt one of the impractical jokers a pervert too

[urban spire]

idk what the impractical jokers is

[vagrant fox]

I don't know who that is

[surreal nest]

You havent lived

TruTV was my goat

[misty vector]

Yeah sal right

[surreal nest]

No way

I thought it was the rodent dude

Murr

[misty vector]

I might be wrong

[vagrant fox]

thank goodness I got that desensitized dog in me this shit would drive me nuts

[surreal nest]

Shit just makes me mad

[urban spire]

i THOUGHT i was desensitized by my 4chan past but uh

didn't need to know the details of what eating a human baby is like

[surreal nest]

We had a male patient today with colored nails today and my first thought was "sign this paper please" and not OH MY GOD NAILS??? NAILS????? NAILS???????

I blame gamergate for this new era of chudness

[vagrant fox]

I don't know if it's the StPD or what it just doesn't register on an emotional level for me, just some more shit that happened

ideally we'll have guillotines soon

[misty vector]

Ok looked it up it was joe

[surreal nest]

Maybe its just the disconnection

It feels like it happened in a whole different planet

[vagrant fox]

Maybe so, or 4chan properly desensitised me. Something I ought to have a therapist to talk with

[surreal nest]

Just dont mention 4chan to a therapist you will be instantly killed as per the new policy I pushed for all therapists 15 seconds ago

[vagrant fox]

Worry not I can't get one anyways