40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

But yeah.

Problem is that as a result. A good chunk of the coolest looking chapters/factions/etc. in 40k... also happen to be the most infested with Nazis.

It's quite annoying

[storm jungle]

Yes.

Also 40k's problem is the Imperium is very european/nazi coded for most of its factions

WHF and AOS suffer none of this shit

[opaque coyote]

And now I am deeply worried that if I ever get into Warhammer and paint some of my favorite factions.

Then I am deeply afraid that someone's gonna look at me with the black Templar army.

And either look for someone else or they're like... an actual Fascist

It just kinda sucks

[storm jungle]

Thats life lol

[vagrant fox]

Hardly matters unless you start shouting racist terms out loud

[storm jungle]

^

[heady rivet]

If you live your entire life afraid of someone elses misconception you're not gonna make it

[opaque coyote]

Tbf, it was kinda inevitable for the Imperium to a degree.

They are literally a gigantic fascist empire. Of course some of their stuff would take inspiration out of fascist armies.

While WHF/AoS generally is based off of the medieval era.

[storm jungle]

Most tabletop gamers are not that judgemental, they'll greet you with their case of minis first and gauge you

if you say nazi shit then yeah lol

[storm jungle]

"to a degree"

faction whos main symbol is a fascist eagle

[vagrant fox]

I've seen a little bit of chuddery in WHFB but certainly not as much as 40k

[opaque coyote]

Like the Imperium is meant to represent the worst regime of mankind

[storm jungle]

Yeah the chuddery is just basic toxicity

[opaque coyote]

So obviously they would take inspiration from the worst factions... of mankind

[storm jungle]

the games itself have a zero nazi issue

especially as the Empire is not fash coded

[vagrant fox]

I'm hoping as Cathay has been introduced and we're seeing some more Ind we'll see some shits crawl out of the woodwork and be banished into the hellrealm

[flat nimbus]

: praising the God-Emperor
: praising SIGMAR

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I know that's the case logically.

Thankfully I like the T'au. And they'll likely be my first faction if I ever get into the actual tabletop.

And I rarely see any T'au players be like

Chuds

[storm jungle]

Preach

[opaque coyote]

Probably because the Chuds hate the T'au

For

Some reason??

[flat nimbus]

anime

[storm jungle]

"I dont like their aesthetic"

"They are communists"

"They are weebs"

[vagrant fox]

few reasons, none of them based in much of anything

[storm jungle]

yap yap

[vagrant fox]

memes mostly

[opaque coyote]

I mean the Eldar have more anime inspiration if anything

[flat nimbus]

and yeah the “lol dumb commies”

[opaque coyote]

THEY AREN'T EVEN COMMUNIST

[storm jungle]

Yeah when they literally use a caste system KEK

[flat nimbus]

Tell that to the literal mech suits

[storm jungle]

Barely

Eldar are a soup of aesthetics

[vagrant fox]

My expansionist caste system empire is COMMIES

[storm jungle]

Celtic, Hindu, Japanese, Greek, etc

[gleaming gale]

Craftworld Eldar are the real commies

[storm jungle]

Wrong

[vagrant fox]

Eldar are the real based you mean

[storm jungle]

Real

[gleaming gale]

False

[flat nimbus]

yeah, there’s basically zero factions that aren’t some degree of authoritarian

[storm jungle]

communisn can only be achieved in 40k because the people doing it arent even human lmao

says a lot

[vagrant fox]

Total guard death, the Eldar will wipe them all out

[gleaming gale]

Real

[storm jungle]

You try it IRL

"HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME"

"YEAH ME TOO"

"I DONT WANNA TAKE ORDERS"

🔥

rip bozos

[opaque coyote]

True.

But yeah I do admit the Tau are more obvious with the gundams.

I always thought the Eldar were more though. Given the fact that they still love Melee. And that..

A lot of anime generally focus on sword and fist fights which is what the Eldar focus on

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-blah-blah-gif-13070641

[storm jungle]

They dont really love melee

lol

[vagrant fox]

I don't do either of those things with my hands

[gleaming gale]

Source?

[storm jungle]

the japanese in their design is more mixed and less obvious than tau

they are ironically prob one of the most "mixed" faction in terms of cultural aesthetics

[flat nimbus]

Eldar are ‘elf-inspired’ which leads to a lot of different influences, yeah

[vagrant fox]

Mildly as an aside, I was reading Altar of Maws and found the name Tel'hanzo a bit peculiar for T'au as much as I liked the character. Fehervari is washed up definitely

[storm jungle]

Nah its more the designers just soup'd them up

[gleaming gale]

The lake was peak

[storm jungle]

Like when you think of elves you dont really think of Hindu, Japanese or Greek stuff

its usually only just Celtic

[vagrant fox]

Goodwin is just a peak designer it just blends seamlessly

[storm jungle]

^

Hes literally behind every single 40k faction's identity

guy has a great vision

[vagrant fox]

Certainly so, I really like how Fehervari does these things

[lament shoal]

Do people killed by world eaters or khorne cultists get their souls sent to khorne?

[flat nimbus]

I’d dispute, but I do agree with the overall point

[gleaming gale]

I should really read the rest of his books for the Phaedra arc

[storm jungle]

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[storm jungle]

You just die unless its some cursed or mcguffin weapon

the energy of the "act" feeds Khorne not the souls

[opaque coyote]

True. I see a lot of inspirations from a lot of different sources. With the Eldar Mechas kinda reminding me more of Evangelion. Especially with their thinner limbs.

But even then it's clearly covered by the general Tolkien/Elven aspect.

Meanwhile the T'au mechas are obviously Gundam inspired.

[storm jungle]

The eldar titans are 1:1 Evangelion

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I was wondering but I can't think of anything other than the souls just dissolve into the warp and the act feeds Khorne

[storm jungle]

they even have the dead sibling thing

[lament shoal]

ty!

[opaque coyote]

If there is one thing I do wish they stole from Evangelion. It's that I kinda wish the Eldar Mechas actually bleed

[storm jungle]

they arent organic so

[arctic talon]

Thats only wraith knights, the titans don't need it

[flat nimbus]

only true devotees get to go to the big bloodbath in the sky

[arctic talon]

The Titans do have a mini infinity circuit but no dead sibling required

[daring creek]

I don't like thinking about this

[storm jungle]

the titans had the dead sibling thing as well im pretty sure

[arctic talon]

I'm like 99% sure they don't

lemme check

[storm jungle]

Its the truth unfortunately

craftworlds are utopian for a reason

[arctic talon]

oh my bad the pilots are usually siblings

[storm jungle]

everyone does jobs they wanna do at any time, money or currency doesnt exist, and theres no police or enforcement forces of any kind

[arctic talon]

(not always)
but if one sibling dies

[opaque coyote]

Yeah IK.

Might be going into dangerous copyright territory if they made them organic anyways.

But I love me some biomechanical stuff.

[arctic talon]

then you only need one pilot

and you shove the dead sibling into the micro infinity circuit

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/illuminate-helldivers

[vagrant fox]

40k needs some proper Evangelion mechs to be cool it's true

[daring creek]

la la la la I cant hear you im busy dissociating!

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/evangelion-girlboss

[arctic talon]

Steersmen aren't always siblings

[vagrant fox]

I love her ok

[arctic talon]

but they sometimes are

its not like a Wraithknight where the pilot must be bonded with a dead sibling

[storm jungle]

yeah basically

[arctic talon]

Its a situation of it can be the case for a titan

But not always

[opaque coyote]

I watched NGE blind so my first shock was seeing the Eva screech like a fucking animal

[vagrant fox]

Can't believe Imperial titans ripped off the eldar titan infinity circuits gimmick

[opaque coyote]

And then going apeshit

Also as an unrelated note

[arctic talon]

this armor fucks for a Eldar Titan pilot lol, why didn't GW keep on doing this style

[opaque coyote]

Love the Angels

[opaque coyote]

Dude that looks great

Why didn't they keep it

[storm jungle]

I think the funniest part with Evangelion is the plot seems so complex until you have it explained to you and realise its like the most basic shit

also like

half the reason stuff happens is the creator just went

"idk it looked cool to me"

lol

[arctic talon]

well "normal"

the phantom titan guy has normal armor

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it's just the Hideaki Anno being severely depressed and thinking it looks cool

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

[vagrant fox]

and running out of a budget

[storm jungle]

its why the ending is pretty braindead

[arctic talon]

oh thats weird lol, the revenant titan has some fucking jank on

[vagrant fox]

GW can't give the Eldar too much drip or they'll sell too much

[storm jungle]

as a person that owns the Goodwin concept book can confirm

[arctic talon]

Aspect warriors have crazy fucking drip

smh

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the Angels were definitely the best example of this because all of them are fucking cool

[arctic talon]

I want the shining spears Phoenix Lord

[gleaming gale]

What's the deal with the human afterlife, anyway? I saw the majority of the works just have your soul nuked in the warp, some others have some actual 'heaven' stuff going on, like the end of Imperial Glory where the last guardsman dies and his whole company waits in formation for him to march in the light, is there a consensus on the RNG if Jimmy Space pulls on the souls or not?

[storm jungle]

Literally "just depends"

[arctic talon]

Jimmy space sometimes pulls on souls, its unclear wtf happens to them though

[vagrant fox]

correct statement

[opaque coyote]

Also Ramiel was my favorite even before I saw the fucking 1.11 version.

[storm jungle]

also we know absolutely the Emperor does not rescue 99% majority of human souls yeah

[arctic talon]

othertimes your soul just fucking nuked in the warp

[storm jungle]

he only handpicks like random people important in some book plot

[opaque coyote]

But the 1.11 basically made it so that it was undethronable

[storm jungle]

ala Celestine or some bum that helped gman

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit

[storm jungle]

most humans just go to the warp and dissipate

chaos worshippers have their soul eaten

[storm jungle]

psykers are the same where they go and have the chance to dissipate but shine brighter so can get horrifically eaten

[vagrant fox]

Don't some souls get ragdolled like a child-seeking pittie having a go at children or do I misremember

ah yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah they do but thats basically "being slowly eaten" part

[gleaming gale]

Saw also that some souls get attached to physical objects like bones and charms and refuse to leave (martyr skulls in the game also come to mind but those are just echoes), is that local warp fuckery or it just happens?

[storm jungle]

Both

again its done if the story needs it

because ghosts DO exist

it follows the IRL logic where the act of the event/murder or whatever can be so strong that the essence of the person or people can be stuck in the material realm

[solid horizon]

ghosts exists ? damn I need to find a way to exploit them as machine processors

[storm jungle]

its extremely fast-and-loose as with most paranormal shit

as the reaosn is just "idk its cool for the story"

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warp_Ghosts

bruh

this is a marine chapter

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it happens in one of Annandales horror stories

[solid horizon]

ok they have cool scheme tho

[arctic talon]

it also happens a fuck ton in Dark Coil

because its fcking Dark Coil

[lament shoal]

When a person has their soul dissipate into the warp, do they just cease to exist or do they join a soul collective?

[storm jungle]

cease to exist

theres no "soul collective"

the Warp is massive

[gleaming gale]

It would be weird if there ISN'T paranormal shit in Fehervari's works

[nocturne crest]

We need military designers to be on the cola again.

[arctic talon]

me when the color p u r p l e

in dark coil

or uh

[gleaming gale]

Purp

[arctic talon]

Indigo sorry lol

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-zombie-horde-horde-horror-scary-gif-2250755929294591851

[vagrant fox]

I think I've come to the conclusion that GW should let me see more new shadow spectres, 2011 was too long ago

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

if only

[opaque coyote]

POV: You just died horrifically as a Psyker and are now in the warp

[arctic talon]

The warp is like

Pretty normal in all 40k work

Aside from Peter’s shit

[gleaming gale]

See indigo mentioned

Worst shit about to be visited upon your eyes is going to happen

[arctic talon]

Then it becomes esoteric nonsense

And really fucking creepy

[arctic talon]

Truth nuke

[flat nimbus]

the local preacher when the unhinged freak’s soul gets scooped by Their Beloved while he fades into nothing:

[vagrant fox]

Annandale does it a little bit but Fehervari does it good

[arctic talon]

also water

do not fall into rivers

or lakes

[storm jungle]

🫡

[arctic talon]

or a big puddle

anything you can be submerged into

[gleaming gale]

Don't stare at the eyes in the lake

[arctic talon]

The Emperor Condems

[solid horizon]

the emperor condoms

[opaque coyote]

You do not recognize the bodies in the water

[solid horizon]

famous emperor's children warband

[storm jungle]

I get it

because sex

[vagrant fox]

I do, actually, and I'm joining them

[civic gale]

HI DARKTIDE LORE CHAT

[gleaming gale]

Hello

[opaque coyote]

The warp is often described as an ocean

Which makes sense

[civic gale]

ocean?

[solid horizon]

it was more because of emperor's whatever but if you say so

[storm jungle]

okay bozo

[opaque coyote]

Like as an analogue/metaphor

It's not literally an ocean

[solid horizon]

im no death jester alas

[civic gale]

yeh i get that

[solid horizon]

crazy

[civic gale]

[opaque coyote]

But like an ocean, you can easily drown in it

[civic gale]

makes sense

[opaque coyote]

You either return to it like a drop of water

Or try and fight against the tidal waves

[arctic talon]

oh yeah also the webway door/horrific prison is another funny thing in the Dark Coil

[opaque coyote]

But in some cases, it might just be better to drown

[arctic talon]

I think Fehervari should open it in a book

and just not elaborate on what happens

[vagrant fox]

yes

[arctic talon]

just something horrific

[vagrant fox]

Just have bad things happen more, do it Peter

[civic gale]

if you drown dont you become a deamonhost? (in case of psykers

[arctic talon]

the planets already been swallowed in a global firestorm that boiled the ocean once

[gleaming gale]

Colonel, I want off Phaedra please

[arctic talon]

too bad

you will approach the weird coral temples

and fight the equally PTSD ridden fire warrior

who has probably started eating dead Tau

[gleaming gale]

[civic gale]

is it true salamanders only have like...4 succesor chapters?

[storm jungle]

Kinda

[arctic talon]

they have like 7 now?

[gleaming gale]

Least fucked up minor skirmish in 40k

[arctic talon]

or 6

[storm jungle]

that was the case pre-primaris

yeah theres wya more now

[civic gale]

i see

[arctic talon]

used to just be the Black Dragons

and uh

someone else

[civic gale]

cuz sm2 only has 3 i think actually

and not even black dragons

[arctic talon]

Well

thats fine lol

[opaque coyote]

If you are alive yes

If your body is already dead

[vagrant fox]

that's too many

[opaque coyote]

Then you just become a nice snack

Daemonhosts need a living person

[rancid cove]

Dark Krakens if they werent a salamander chapter
Dark Crakkers

[vagrant fox]

Sincerely

-2

[opaque coyote]

throws rotten tomato

[rancid cove]

damn

[civic gale]

gotcha

[opaque coyote]

Also needs a whole ritual

Thing

The difference between Daemon hosts and possessed

[civic gale]

former needs a ritual?

[opaque coyote]

Is that generally the Daemon wants to take over the host (with exceptions)

A daemonhost is a Daemon trapped within a body

With a ritual

One is what the Daemon wants

The other is some Inquisitor trapping it inside the body

[vagrant fox]

Damn dog, I can't buy shadow spectres. I was genuinely tempted to

[opaque coyote]

And neither the original person or the Daemon want it

[solid horizon]

are baneblades canonically that strong

[arctic talon]

I need at least one book by Peter Fehervari within the next like 3 years

[opaque coyote]

To put it in a funny way

A daemon possessing someone is like moving into a house voluntarily.

Daemonhosts are forcing someone to live in a shitty apartment

[arctic talon]

Baneblades are canonically a massive pain in the ass to remove

[opaque coyote]

And also the door is fucking locked

[arctic talon]

but anti tank weapons do the work fine

lol

[solid horizon]

I figured

alas my dunecrawler has no neutron beams

[arctic talon]

Ultimately you solve the baneblade situation

like you solve the tank situation

[storm jungle]

its the thing with any conceptual "super-tank"

[arctic talon]

you just apply more of it

[vital ginkgo]

Where did the traitor legions keep their geneseed stocks during the heresy and siege of terra?

[storm jungle]

will it hit hard as hell? Yes

[arctic talon]

also aircraft in lore fucking obliterates it

lol

[storm jungle]

but its also the easiest target imaginable

[vagrant fox]

Manifesting Fehervari warhammer horror novel next

[arctic talon]

artillery and aircraft make it go die

in lore

[storm jungle]

We dont know. They were all in on Terra.

[arctic talon]

on tabletop you just AT the shit out of it

[solid horizon]

I was supposed to play against guardsmen tomorrow but it might be emperor's children instead because my brother told me it would be no fun if he took all his tanks

now the issue with baneblade and leman russ is that they could be helped by mortarion and a great unclean one

[storm jungle]

most would be on their homeworlds or training planets which the Dark Angels absolutely eradicated and nuked

any remaining ones would be onboard their ships

either destroyed or fled to the Eye where they'd be kept to this day

etc

[solid horizon]

would you say a baneblade is manageable with a forgefiend and two decimators

[arctic talon]

ehhhhh

whats the board look like

[solid horizon]

that's what I was thinking

[arctic talon]

if the board is dense as fuck

then the baneblade is gona have a shit time

[solid horizon]

there is no board for now I'm projecting

my brother usually sticks packs of ogryns around the tank to avoid melee

the baneblade might erase the decimators before they kill enough ogryns

[opaque coyote]

Imperium deploys a baneblade

"Look Shas'O T'au Aloh! An easy target!"

Railgun spam

[storm jungle]

Yea

[arctic talon]

inverse happens when the Tau deploy their super heavy

[solid horizon]

yeah

[arctic talon]

They have a super heavy tank mentioned in lore

[vagrant fox]

The baneblade would just run over the T'au, their reflexes are simply too slow. This is lore

[solid horizon]

baneblade is no joke

[arctic talon]

but its got no fucking mini

GW please

[storm jungle]

"baneblade is no joke"

[arctic talon]

I want my stupid chud Tau super heavy

[storm jungle]

i literally read a short the other day of a haunted baneblade

and it kills its entire crew

lmao

[arctic talon]

thats an abomination created by the earth caste

[solid horizon]

clearly you haven't faced a baneblade on tabletop

[storm jungle]

tabletop

🤢

[vagrant fox]

You'll take your manta and like it

[solid horizon]

yeah well we were talking about tabletop, book nerd

[arctic talon]

baneblade on tabletop is ass

ngl

well

sort of

its sure as shit not good lol

[arctic talon]

The Manta is so fat

its too fat

[solid horizon]

are you sure

[arctic talon]

I'm 100% sure considering I fucking wash every list with a baneblade

[solid horizon]

how managable it is in a 3000 v 3000 fight if every other guard stuff is tanks and ogryns

[arctic talon]

God its so fucking fat

[vagrant fox]

Where do you even put that thing on the table

Looks sick tho

[arctic talon]

You use it as a killteam board/j

Jokes aside its for apocalypse only

its 2k points and can hold like

8 hammerheads in it

[sacred ginkgo]

Haven't seen this one in person but I've seen the equivalently sized imperium one

[solid horizon]

Aeldari & CSM-Ad Mech vs Imperial Guard & Death Guard-Demons

[arctic talon]

nah

nothing is Manta sized

the thunderhawk is way smaller

[opaque coyote]

It's also worth noting that Gue'vesas still have their vehicles.

Although it's probably against the rules in Tabletop. Lore wise, maybe the Gue'vesa auxillaries might use Baneblades or something along with Tau mechas.

[sacred ginkgo]

Close enough

[arctic talon]

compared to a warlord titan

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

I couldn't stop myself he looks exactly like it

[solid horizon]

nobody's gonna use that outside of epic scale ngl

[vagrant fox]

galaxy brain take, I'd pay $1 to see that

[solid horizon]

or flip the table

[arctic talon]

I've seen the manta in apocalypse before

its really fucking funny

its totally awful but its hilarious

you can carry an entire 2k point Tau army in it

[solid horizon]

that's what I've heard of

[sacred ginkgo]

Did it do anything before being perforated

[solid horizon]

transports are usually good in apocalypse considering how dense battelfields tend to be

deployment is hell

reinforcement is beyond hell

[vagrant fox]

I'm oogling the manta like a pervert right now, if I had stupid money I'd have one like the chud nerd I am

[arctic talon]

Yeah

It did deliver the entire 2k point Tau army

[solid horizon]

how to be banned from apocalypse in one simple step :

||use rad bombardment||

[arctic talon]

into the enemy deployment zone

lol

it did do its job

the manta is comically tanky

for its price point

[heady rivet]

Its 100% resin too

And its got a lot of long flat panels

[opaque coyote]

I think the only thing besides the Manta that's close to it is... the KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armor

[arctic talon]

thats just a titan

I want a super heavy tank lol

[nocturne crest]

Like the Maus?

[sacred ginkgo]

Not their style imo

[solid horizon]

mega infantry blobs are funnier than large tanks in apocalypse ngl

[opaque coyote]

A titan is not really their style asw but they have one

Also Lexicanum is uh hjaving issues

Yet again

[nocturne crest]

Well, maybe they could have a hover tank?

[opaque coyote]

because fuck me ig

[vagrant fox]

The earth caste would make something stupid like that

[arctic talon]

Maus isn't big enough

[opaque coyote]

bru

[arctic talon]

They already have one in lore

lol

I just want a mini for it

[sacred ginkgo]

If you're gonna have something that big that floats it might as well fly

[arctic talon]

or art

[nocturne crest]

Tsar tank?

[arctic talon]

I want a Tau baneblade

[solid horizon]

ratte

[vagrant fox]

What is it called? I don't know of it

[arctic talon]

is the TLDR

[opaque coyote]

The funniest fuckign thing ever ngl

[nocturne crest]

So a baneblade with ta'u weapons?

[arctic talon]

No

ffs

[solid horizon]

tsar tank is your average 2nd edition daemon engine lol

[vital ginkgo]

If only about 15% of the black legion are using horus geneseed, which primarch's geneseed makes up the majority? I've heard the black legion has around 1 million marines. How is this number accurate? Wouldn't this require almost the entirety of each traitor legion to fall under abaddon's command?

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/YMoxENbwAU0 You joke but the greatest thing ever done with this besides showing how muggable you are would be a diorama

[solid horizon]

and it's a wreck

the irony

pls jems workshop bring back wrecks

I need my entire necron blob to be a wreck

NOW !

[arctic talon]

Probably the ultramarines

lol

Statistically speaking a bulk of the black legion likely has ultramarine geneseed nowadays

[vagrant fox]

Haven't heard of them being 1 mil marines strong

Seems a bit high

[arctic talon]

Also you're forgetting there's post heresy traitors

they aren't 1 mil marines strong

they don't have an actual number

[vagrant fox]

What's that word bearers book puts them somewhere above 100k

[vital ginkgo]

That's what I thought it seems way too high

[arctic talon]

Millions is including human followers

I'd assume

lol

[heady rivet]

They're always called "legion sized" which is just like ~100k Marines give or take a few tens

[vital ginkgo]

The word bearers are around 80 thousand strong I heard

And in those books it is claimed the black legion is 10 times larger

Supposedly

[fervent geode]

One of the Marduk books

[solid horizon]

so uh
best vehicles/monsters :
Dark mechanicum : Forgefiend (3EP guns)
Aeldari : Idk to be fair, I think it's a fire prism but i need to check the list im not too keen with aeldari
Renegade Guard : Baneblade
Death Guard/Demons : Great Unclean one

How manageable ?

[fervent geode]

But then Dragan says that the Death Guard are the only force behind numbers to the Black Legion

So who knows

[rose thorn]

The wokeicanum is down

[vagrant fox]

Marduk Tamaris the most useless EC of all time? Surely you mean him

[fervent geode]

I’d say tank spam wins

[solid horizon]

yeah well it's expected

[fervent geode]

Dark Apostle Marduk, not John EC Placeholder

[solid horizon]

I have my list if you want, the aeldari one isnt in english tho

[vagrant fox]

Somekind of imposter marduk

[solid horizon]

as for the enemies I dont have them but I have an approximation

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[vagrant fox]

Tamaris was such a useless SoB I genuinely want to see more of him

Failing his way somewhere

[heady rivet]

If we're keeping score, Netanyahu would be a heretic by Imperium standards. Assuming we make God and God-Emperor one in the same for this hypothetical, because the belief in Judaism that they are better and smarter than God

[rancid cove]

it might be a chaos marine cosplay for the shoulder pad

[gleaming gale]

And yk, worshipping Chaos the moment they were left alone for a few seconds

[heady rivet]

Isnt that the pauldron they added with the Spess Sharks?

[rancid cove]

ppl use it for chaos cosplay

me included

[vital ginkgo]

Does corvus corax still have a physical body or is he completely warp stuff now?

[arctic talon]

physical body still

[nocturne crest]

It's weird that France is the only country to actual field Super-Heavy tanks.

[heady rivet]

You mean was?

[vagrant fox]

he doesn't know

[nocturne crest]

Yes, was.

[cinder pivot]

Soviet Union deployed the T-35 in combat
edit: Battle of Brody and Operation Barbarossa

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/n0elij/the_last_surviving_soviet_t35_heavy_tank_at_the/

[nocturne crest]

Good point. I didn't really think the T-35 as a super heavy.

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-iroh-uncle-iroh-tea-ba-sing-se-gif-20429743

[cinder pivot]

Tank classification between countries during the Second World War can be weird

[tough haven]

Type shit

[sacred ginkgo]

Need more silly undiagnosed old people in my life

[heady rivet]

"Then everyone clapped" ass story lets be honest

[tough haven]

Same

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/-9DffdluvQM

[vagrant fox]

Darius Hinks is a funny mfer

The Light of The Emperor short story is kind of a banger

[vagrant fox]

This sucks

[gleaming gale]

Ropemaxxing myself

[raven stone]

Is it just me

Or do people do even worse than normal in Auric Expeditions

It's like most people have 0 concept of the timer being a thing

[lament shoal]

This was in damnation, but I once had a fucking moron on our team start the hideout timer IMMEDIATELY at the start, which ended up locking us out of the other 3 zones

Like idk what compelled this shithead to do that

[raven stone]

Swear it's like the TT fanbase with lore again - they can't read ...

[civic gale]

hi lore chat

hear me out

i actually forgot wtf i was gonna say

[raven stone]

You were about to complain that 99% of people in Expeditions just LOVE to split in 2/2

And then we wipe

[civic gale]

is it not a good tactic?

[raven stone]

And then they complain

[civic gale]

with my group it always works

[raven stone]

Even for the later drop points?

Also on Auric as well

[civic gale]

oh no we do heresy

auric must be ass

[raven stone]

See that is why it works XD

[civic gale]

fair point

[raven stone]

Twice so when in MM people play like Heresy. Nothing wrong with playing at Heresy but pls don't bring that into Auric XD

[civic gale]

fair nuff

[languid meadow]

darktide players are GREEDY and don't know when to move to the next zone

pisses me off

[rancid cove]

oughh... oughhhh im so full of destroyer virus...

[lament shoal]

Where do recruits for hive enforcers get pulled from? The planetary militia?

The schola?

[languid meadow]

pretty sure just anywhere

from the hive

[lament shoal]

Ty!

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they're not tied to the schola or anything afaik. Probably just locally trained

[lament shoal]

Okay yeah you guys are right. This is from the lexi page on the palanites

[daring creek]

So my understanding is

armageeddon war is endless

it doesnt stop

cuz orks

I'm bored I think Im gonna download 15 hours

im gonna assume its good for lore of the imperial guard

[urban spire]

it's fine

[vagrant fox]

Not so much for lore but it's a pretty decent story

[lament shoal]

Does use of warp lightning fall under the telepathy school?

[solid horizon]

Yesssss

There are hazard stripes on practically each single one of my minis

[rancid cove]

iirc it used to be like their homeworld or something

[arctic talon]

Literally anywhere, in necromunda the palanites are recruited from the general populace of the hive and sometimes forcibly kidnapped and brainwashed

[lament shoal]

Ty

[rancid cove]

based

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209843216227368962/1487222050052636742/IMG_3313.jpg?ex=69c85af7&is=69c70977&hm=f27f0bcd3ba5a7cdf8331907ac81213e9579e7d0c58db8340d12045a612d61d3&

Me for real

[rocky gale]

They goon for it because it's got a classic helmet, I hate it because it's got a classic helmet. We are not the same

[paper haven]

Since the Imperium is basically a feudalism, local law enforcement is generally performed by the personal soldiers of whichever lord or lady is in charge of the area.

[vagrant fox]

More slop for me, fill me up like that green slime

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/slime-lapse-slime

[paper haven]

I'm not exactly certain but I'm pretty sure there is more than a little overlap between Enforcers and PDF and it can vary depending on the planet which of the two is more professional.

[vagrant fox]

Slime mold is some weird shit, I don't trust it

I think usually enforcers are separate from the pdf but surely not on every planet

[paper haven]

The normal set up would be something like Enforcers, then the PDF, then the Imperial guard in terms of equipment and training, but like I said it can vary pretty wildly.

I'm not sure where Arbitrators fall in this line up

[rocky gale]

Would it not be PDF, Enforcers and then Guard

[paper haven]

Not from my understanding. Enforcers work for a local noble, PDF work under the Planetary governor and Imperial Guard work for the Munitorum.

[rocky gale]

Yea but in terms of equipment and training they would be higher than the PDF

[paper haven]

My thoughts are also that it depends.

Nobles might be able to field more elite troops but at far lower numbers, if they're willing to spend the money. A planetary governor has more resources to call upon but might just be incompetent.

[vagrant fox]

It doesn't seem like it on Varangantua but it does on Necromunda for the palatinates or whatever they're called

[storm jungle]

It depends yeah, we got an example like Munda to serve as a mold where the fucking Enforcers are armed like a guard regiment

they have combat bots, cyber-dogs, psykers, etc

[rocky gale]

If we're thinking feudal terms, PDF are the Militia levy, Enforcers would be Sergeants and Guard would be Men at Arms

[storm jungle]

their elite units literally have disintegrators

💀

[paper haven]

I was actually thinking that the PDF and Enforcers are swapped

[rocky gale]

PDF are almost universally depicted as chumps

[daring creek]

the internet has truly ruined how I read pdf

[storm jungle]

📂

[storm jungle]

We got examples where PDFs can be competent

they are just written as chumps because it works better for a novel

[paper haven]

Often sure but plenty have shown to be extremely good

[storm jungle]

its like batman going to a crime scene and the supervillain has beaten up all the cops already

thats their job basically

[vagrant fox]

Yeah the grunt enforcers on Varangantua seem like chumps. Autoguns laspistols, and shock mauls

[opaque coyote]

Basically the PDFs are good at fighting against

Maybe an uprising, smaller invasions.

But if the planet gets invaded by a bunch of Orks then generally they're kinda fucked.

[storm jungle]

Yeah they just have leverage due to some more advanced equipment compared to slum-dwellers

[paper haven]

We'd need to get into the specific planets to really nail it down any further than that. Plus, most of the time, the PDF are fine for whatever problem the planet is facing. What we see in books and the like are the exceptionally bad cases.

[storm jungle]

Again

[rocky gale]

My view on it is the Governor has to fund the equipment for an entire planets PDF, meaning they get cheap and bare bones, but the Nobles only have to fund their own personal Enforcers so get better equipment and training.

[vagrant fox]

I just remembered their vehicles

[storm jungle]

Yeah the vehicles and upper gear is what gives them an edge on Varangantua

since we got examples of even a pair showing up and people getting scared lol

[opaque coyote]

They're just fine to put down uprisings, GSC cults, some Chaos cultists

Not a fucking Tyranid invasion

[storm jungle]

Nobles also dont fund personal enforcers

Enforcers serve a governor

Nobles at best can bribe them

but thats mostly it

[opaque coyote]

It's like trying to get regular ass cops to fight against an invading army

[storm jungle]

the governor is the one giving them all their toys and shit

[opaque coyote]

You're asking a bit too much there

[rocky gale]

Even then, I'd fund the Enforcers more than the PDF

[paper haven]

What do you mean the Orks killed all the cops?

[storm jungle]

and thats why your planet would get jobbed

[rocky gale]

PDF can guard the rest of the planet, Enforcers guard me and execute my rivals

[storm jungle]

then the rivals pay them even better

adios gay bowser

🫡

[rocky gale]

Not possible

I've got more money

[storm jungle]

Always possible

i emptied your vaults

[vagrant fox]

My very own theban band of cops to beat homeless people with
One can dream

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

I made empty proof vaults

[opaque coyote]

The local PDF force seeing a fucking asteroid land with a bunch of "WAAAGGGGGGHHS" in unison

[paper haven]

I imagine PDF are more "For the good of the planet" than enforcers.

[storm jungle]

Im glad this is all make-believe

a person in charge of an entire nation could never have personal enforcers at his call

that would be super grimderp

we have LAWS for such things

[vagrant fox]

Preposterous notion

[paper haven]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wait-a-minute-no

[vagrant fox]

We're civilised here crimes have to obey the law as well

[opaque coyote]

Generally I imagine

Enforcers are for putting down small scale protests and for doing jobs that are generally considered small scale.

Like beating up someone for littering.

PDF are against large scale uprisings or maybe the Ork spore infection is getting too unruly. There's a Chaos Cult becoming a bit too big. Etc.

Anything more and you basically have to call the Guardsmen

[rocky gale]

Reminds me, I saw a thing where a psychologist was talking about how they were more disturbed walking around Israel and speaking to Israelis they than there were in North Korea

[storm jungle]

LOL

To be fair its different kinds of dystopias

[paper haven]

The Arbites are somewhere in there not able to put a lid on the situation before it spirals into absolute chaos.

[opaque coyote]

I'm just wondering how TF the psychologist went to North Korea

[storm jungle]

You can go there

its just strict lol

[paper haven]

Foreigners can visit North Korea

[storm jungle]

^

[paper haven]

It's not really a good idea, but you can do it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but it generally has a lot of hoops.

Also people with passports from countries like the USA are just outright banned

[storm jungle]

as any smart man would he'd just take a visit, take the obviously extremely propagandized tours, then get to a safe country and write his stuff

[vagrant fox]

We've got all flavours of dystopia on this dumbass rock, I should take note for world building

[paper haven]

That would be the safe way to do it yeah.
Although this does make me wonder if his visit to North Korea wasn't far more controlled and thus, more secure by design.

[opaque coyote]

Every visit to NK is controlled

[storm jungle]

I dont think they could have known what hes there for as is tbh

[rocky gale]

Like they were saying NK the people were generally ignorant, misinformed or didn't care about things going on, but in Israel everyone she spoke to was fully aware of what their country was doing, could talk about it at length and would recount specific attacks etc in detail, and they would be proud of it and support what they were doing.

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

the tours are EXTREMELY doctrined

[vagrant fox]

Reminds me that my sister went to Israel once and brought me back a 'I ❤️ Israel' tshirt and I think my expression gave it away I didn't like it much

[winter pine]

I've been reading on the scam center prisons in Cambodia and Laos for inspiration in Cyberpunk RED, real crazy shit

[storm jungle]

you have to ask your guide for anything you might do

[storm jungle]

Holy fuck id burn that tshirt

[paper haven]

And in Israel, it was more chaotic. Although to be fair I have no idea how Israel handles foreign visitors.

[storm jungle]

Mostly fine

but uh

when missiles are raining down

dont expect them to let you into their shelters

(this happened during the last Iran missile strikes)

its fucking hilarious

[paper haven]

Today's forcast, 30 percent chance of drone swarms

[rocky gale]

and summed it up as "The general feeling was they were excited to be committing a genocide"

[paper haven]

Be sure to bring your umbrella

[storm jungle]

They also are extremely racist in some regards, they wont even let you into certain establishments.

ı watched avid where a guy is trying to enter a club and the frontgirl is like

[vagrant fox]

Shits crazy, you don't even have to change it much to fit in cyberpunk

[storm jungle]

"sorry we are full"

the club is seeable through the glass walls

its very much not full

[gleaming gale]

Orthodox jews also spit on you if you're not one of them

[storm jungle]

and the guy just goes "okay"

[storm jungle]

Yeah its literally just nazi germany

[paper haven]

You mean the ethnostate is racist?

[storm jungle]

and im not saying this lightly lol

Ikr

like they even brutalize non-zionist jews in other ways too

or have Tel Aviv cops beat them up

[vagrant fox]

I'll be wearing it when I go to Iran dw it'll burn

[paper haven]

I would not want to be living in Israel as a non-zionist

[rocky gale]

"I would not want to be living in Israel" is enough tbf

[storm jungle]

^

[paper haven]

Well, right now it's probably a bit rough for everyone

[storm jungle]

Again literally nazi germany

I mean it is

but thye bomb everyone then act like victims

lmao

they are literally threatening my country now lol 💀 🇹🇷

[paper haven]

Well, I'm not a big fan of Turkey

[rocky gale]

It's like how I wouldn't want to live in Nazi Germany even if I was a blonde eyed, blue haired Aryan

[paper haven]

But they probably shouldn't be doing that

[storm jungle]

I mean turkey is the most diet form of dictatorship tbh

[gleaming gale]

I mean, that's one way to get rid of Erdogan if he gets Mossaded

[storm jungle]

Doubt it tbh

they wont missile strike and kill him unless we are in open war

Nato wont help us so

lmao

[paper haven]

Up until 1942 it was alright

After that, though

[vagrant fox]

Erdochad will resurrect from the crescent moon and star pattern phylactery he built out of mosques

[paper haven]

NATO seems pretty mad about the whole war with Iran thing.

[gleaming gale]

Nagash lore

[storm jungle]

Yeah but they as ever dont do anything

one of the most useless organisations in existence lol

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W6iNx5JTYd8

[storm jungle]

"GRRR DONT DO THAT" ♻️

[rocky gale]

The point is I don't want to live in a Fascist dictatorship, even if it's a dictatorship which benefits me

[paper haven]

I'm sure they've had a meeting and discussed a proposal to issue a very firm statement

[storm jungle]

Also the entire job of women in germany was to be breeding ovens

you'd get medals for it

[vagrant fox]

Strongly worded letter to stop fucking around and that'll be it

[storm jungle]

how pleasant

💀

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically this

[paper haven]

Of course they haven't decided on the wording of their firm statement. That will require another meeting.

[storm jungle]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

These things, they take time

[paper haven]

Trust the process

[gleaming gale]

They literally had a vote to class slavery as one of the worst human crimes, Israel voted against

[storm jungle]

man i wish Sneator Armstrong was real

[gleaming gale]

Fork found in kitchen

[vagrant fox]

You don't like 40k?

[rocky gale]

Yea but then by the end of the war they'd give me a drainpipe with a rocket in it and tell me to charge a Sherman

[storm jungle]

Basically lmao

"go die for germany"

[paper haven]

https://klipy.com/gifs/senator-armstrong-senator-armstrong-tear-smile-wholesome

[storm jungle]

MFER WE LOST

[storm jungle]

his ideology isnt great

but at least he'd blow up america

and prob Bibi

[rocky gale]

Na, because then I'd be a Noble and it'd be cool

[paper haven]

He wanted the purest form of anarchocapitalism there is.

[vagrant fox]

This seems contradictory to your previousstatement, I'll approve it

[gleaming gale]

We're totally gonna be space marines bro

[rocky gale]

See Fascism is cringe, but monarchistic Feudalism is based

[storm jungle]

LOL

god i love that prop so much

prob one of my favs in the game

[paper haven]

It didn't work out

[vagrant fox]

What worshipping the nicest chaos god will get you

It's a really goofy prop I always stop to look at it

[paper haven]

They don't like it when you're wishy washy about corrupting your soul

[rocky gale]

It's simple, you see I don't want special treatment because I'm from a "superior race", I want it because I was born better than everyone else.

[gleaming gale]

Uses soap once around the Karnak twins

[paper haven]

https://klipy.com/gifs/finger-up-then-down-excuse-me

[vagrant fox]

Not quite noble brained enough, you'll grow into it

[flat nimbus]

lmao the guy wanted to make Pakistan the hotbed of his false flag, he’s absolutely the kinda mf’er to go ‘and brave li’l Israel is the embodiment of my dream!’

‘they’re just so strong!’

[storm jungle]

checks 📜

Defenseless civillians and hospitals lol

[arctic talon]

You forgot school children and lightly armed irregular forces

[storm jungle]

Those enter into "defenseless civillians"

but the latter yeah true

[vagrant fox]

They'll raise entire armies with their psr corps they can take on everyone

[flat nimbus]

if those children and hospitals had any real convictions they’d be able to fight back

[storm jungle]

Ironically im PRETTY sure most IDF are conscripts?

[gleaming gale]

Conscripts and honey pot psyop

[storm jungle]

Yeah the blonde bitches in every tiktok propaganda video

[vagrant fox]

I kind of hate that whenever I write Israel in google it first suggests Israel posthumous sperm retrieval from how often I've searched it

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321239273818816512/1457252569004118096/attachment-3.gif

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[vagrant fox]

We all have our crosses to bear

[storm jungle]

THEY DO GENESEED RETRIEVAL IRL?

what the actual fuck

[neon jacinth]

Yo

[storm jungle]

caught us at a bad time

[neon jacinth]

Not really

Truth doesnt always sound or feel good

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-sad-emoji-emoji-stare-disgust-gif-405076546600269050

[vagrant fox]

It's a cool ass world when we have posthumous sperm retrieval and slave call centres

[neon jacinth]

I been preaching vs the big yahu for a long time

[storm jungle]

Lmao nice

[neon jacinth]

Is this the chill 2nd general tho ?

[storm jungle]

Nah we do talk about lore here a lot

genchat is just braindead central

sometimes we just go off-topic

[neon jacinth]

I noticed

I prefer slower thought out channels

[vagrant fox]

Just talk about random stuff until something lore related shows up

[storm jungle]

This place is usually more calm/off-topic now as its kinda late in some of the users' countries

[gleaming gale]

Chiller here because 90% of general chat don't read lore

[storm jungle]

LOL

[neon jacinth]

Seems like they dont play the game neither

[storm jungle]

Basically lmao

genchat itself is just a shithole hangout spot

about as worse as all the class chats

[gleaming gale]

Isn't it kinda your job to handle that shitshow

[vagrant fox]

On par with driptide genchat is

[neon jacinth]

They dont really violate tos

[gleaming gale]

Fair

[vagrant fox]

Theorychat is on thin ice it should probably be annihilated

[storm jungle]

Literally impossible because theres countless users, and yeah we only step in when they get uppity

the chat usually calls them out instantly

[vagrant fox]

I think I've only bothered mods here when that stupid scam rolls in and doesn't get deleted in a few minutes

[flat nimbus]

oh we talkin’ about the ‘seed’ harvesting cattle prods

[gleaming gale]

Who the fuck falls for mr beast gamble scams

[arctic talon]

Nah they had rocks, big difference according to the IDF

[vagrant fox]

I just wonder at the schlup who has to retrieve the idf geneseed

[arctic talon]

awful

[vagrant fox]

Is this a paid job, do they wake up excited for it

[gleaming gale]

Aite, good night

[vagrant fox]

You know what to dream about

[jade holly]

Me and bro at the Waffle House engaging in honorable 1v1 after he killed my dog in Minecraft on accident

[zinc oak]

Is this lore accurate

[rancid cove]

average waffle house customer

[jade holly]

You think Waffle House employees are like the battle chefs of the Baratie?

Skilled in both the culinary arts and martial arts

[zinc oak]

[vagrant fox]

Yea Terra was a bad place

[zinc oak]

Ah gotcha thanks for the clarification

[jade holly]

What suits are Shadowsun’s and Farsight’s modified versions of?

I thought they were both crisis battlesuits but idk now

[zinc oak]

Shout out the necrons

[rancid cove]

yes

[zinc oak]

[arctic talon]

Farsights original suit was a modified Crisis suit

his current suit is a new generation experimental XV-86 Supernova battlesuit which is an improvement on the coldstar

Shadowsun is in XV-22 which is a experimental stealth suit

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/s9tcESBaP2g

New Outlast Trials lore time WOOOOO

[vagrant fox]

The silence the idol trial is so good, it makes people feel so bad

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

Finally they realise we too are the baddies

[jade holly]

Imagine if Farsight upgrades to a Riptide. Or would that be a downgrade?

[arctic talon]

thats not an upgrade or downgrade

thats a entierly different mass class

[flat nimbus]

…how did it take anyone this long

[flat nimbus]

at least Kratos had to incinerate his man in a cage to open a door!

[vagrant fox]

You know how it is, people excuse the Imperium in 40k a bunch

[storm jungle]

Wait

are you being serious

[flat nimbus]

‘oh, they’re a snitch, they deserve it’

[storm jungle]

no fucking way they think the shit Murkoff is doing is "understandable"

[flat nimbus]

‘Sure, it’s grim, but we need to do this to defeat communism’

[vagrant fox]

We're being forced, we're just pawns with no agency

[storm jungle]

THEY LITERALLY BROUGHT A GUY FROM UNIT 731 TO TAKE CHEMICAL WARFARE TIPS IN THE FACILITY

🥀

[sacred ginkgo]

The player character works for them

100% excusable

[vagrant fox]

More thinking Murkoff is evil but the reagents are morally neutral/good is a thing I've seen

Which I can understand to a degree but I also drowned a man in STD juice today

[storm jungle]

Yeah they literally have no choice lol

they go through essentially SAW-like jigsaw trials

[vagrant fox]

With relapses I'm less sure, still no Murkoff

And invasions

Either way I wouldn't call the reagents, even if they've been brainwashed in jigsaw hell, quite innocent

[surreal nest]

the player characters in outlast trials are the most "im a victim" protagonist i have ever seen

[vagrant fox]

Could just sit in the dorms like the shadowy dame and not participate in the trials

[surreal nest]

how to become the next mission objective 101

[storm jungle]

I like how its also just for us to be used as sleeper agents for the CIA, its super funny

[vagrant fox]

Don't get me wrong I think they're leaning on the innocent side of things quite strongly, but maybe becoming a scapegoat is better than grinding people into a slurry

Morally, maybe

[surreal nest]

yeah but u become a scapegoat for what

if you didnt grind that guy into a slurry somebody else would have and you becoming the next slushie wont stop the next guy from not turning you into a slushie

[vagrant fox]

It's quite funny, I did a relapse and woke up in the Mount Massive torture pod, all that shit just to end there

[surreal nest]

modern day sequel to outlast trials but its just people locked in a room playing league of legends

[vagrant fox]

You know how it is, workers of the world unite

Not me though, I'm Eastermans rabid dog

Gonna kill Amelia again tomorrow just for an ounce of his affection

Too much yap later, I do appreciate how the new trial is making people pause and realise how fucked up it is after having gotten so desensitised, truly peak

[storm jungle]

why tho

is the execution that brutal

i havent see that many clips of it yet

[surreal nest]

bisected by sawblades that you slowly push into them

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[surreal nest]

but the entire trial he is crying and moaning

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

shouldn't have been a homeless man in Arizona is what I always say!

[vagrant fox]

The VA does a really good job

[tough haven]

Me getting into the recording booth and dropping the most soul wrenching agony known to man

[vagrant fox]

He's crying and begging the whole time and in-between you get comments like no one has ever paid this much attention to him before

“The doctors said I’m an imbecile. But I can work, I can do lots of things”

“No one ever called me beautiful”

“No one ever paid this much attention to me”

My man Bob 😔

Too bad I'll do anything for Easterman because I am fundamentally evil

[heady rivet]

This is the SECOND time in this very lore chat we bring up the Israeli sperm corpse retrieval

[crystal forum]

it's kinda torture porn isn't it

[storm jungle]

Outlast has always been torture porn

its kinda the aesthetic

[surreal nest]

Saw deserves that more than Outlast trials

[crystal forum]

i dont play the game but i enjoy watching pro players run around the trials like it's a joke

[storm jungle]

whatever furry

[final dagger]

Im starting with pariah nexus on warhammer tv is there certain way I should watch the shows

[storm jungle]

Not really no

[surreal nest]

The later Saw films be straight reddit torture fetish slop

[storm jungle]

Pariah Nexus also continues in Tithes for 1 episode

[crystal forum]

"mmmmh yeah this game looks easy" i tell to myself, ignorantly

[storm jungle]

gets caught in this trap:

🪤

[crystal forum]

they're so screwed when the actor for jigsaw dies

he's like 90

[tough haven]

GRAAAAH I LOVE PARIAH NEXUS (I am starved for any necron content)

[crystal forum]

he was old even in the first saw movie

[surreal nest]

Prequel with him younger. Easy

[storm jungle]

It sucks because Tobin Bell is a literal angel lol

[tough haven]

please Gorks Wisdom, give me any content about the Tinboyz

[crystal forum]

you evil bastard

[storm jungle]

probably one of the most pleasant people ive ever seen

[heady rivet]

They be doing fan service for sicko freaks like me babyyyyyy

[storm jungle]

hilarious knowing the character he plays

[heady rivet]

Saw X my belovved

[tough haven]

Credence to the actor theory where they are the opposite of the people they play

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

Bell really carries the franchise hard

[surreal nest]

Morally ambiguous "it isnt technically murder" John saw

[storm jungle]

really great guy in general

[surreal nest]

Tuco Salamanca

[tough haven]

I would love an animated series like pariah nexus but its not focused on Slop Marines

[vagrant fox]

It's deeply fascinating to think about the logistics of it is why

[heady rivet]

They have a flashback where they depict him as younger by having him wear a backwards baseball cap

[crystal forum]

nah trust me he's actually a good guy and morally correct for killing the smoking janitor who breathed too quickly

[tough haven]

Let it be about the glory of the Necron Dynasties and the petty inter rivalry shit

[heady rivet]

Cherished cultural institution

[surreal nest]

Wow he really plays a good 22 year old

[tough haven]

Who is this young and virile man?!?

[final dagger]

Whats a good order to watch the shows or dose it matter which ones I do 1st right now im doing pariah its my very 1st time

[tough haven]

Order barely matters

if at all

watch what seems interesting

pariah nexus best 40ktv show imo

but Im biased

[storm jungle]

Nah doesnt matter

[crystal forum]

nothing will beat the amount of special effects they needed in the irishman to make robert de niro not look senile

[tough haven]

theyre all fairly cool

[vagrant fox]

Start from one end and go to the other

[storm jungle]

what i said is all you need to know really

[final dagger]

I cant belive how amazing they look

[storm jungle]

Sa'kan the Salamande ris like THE only character that appears in two different shows

[heady rivet]

The beating scene...

https://youtu.be/XqGV0IuodWE

[vagrant fox]

You're supposed to get fairly desensitised to it afaik but yes

[heady rivet]

Joe Biden would have given a more virile performance

[tough haven]

Hes kinda cool for a beaky

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/metroadlib/status/2037681729092128947 HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL

fooler initiative (@metroadlib)

In my LIFETIME, I have NEVER heard ANYONE admit anything even CLOSE to this out loud.
Oh.
my.
God.

QRT: Acyn
Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

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[storm jungle]

????????????????

[vagrant fox]

I fucking hate how funny he can be

[storm jungle]

tbh you laugh because hes being a hypocrite

[heady rivet]

Top 3 funniest president

[storm jungle]

not that hes genuinely funny

[heady rivet]

I think its the lack of any filter at all

[storm jungle]

Remember when he first started to be a candidate and people thought he was some wild partying jokester?

and now years later hes just orange hitler?

its so bizarre

[vagrant fox]

The Musk get down on your knees and beg lives rent free in my head

[heady rivet]

Presumably you mean in 2015 and not when he did it the first time as a Democrat

[vagrant fox]

He's such an unfiltered ass with the most ridiculous statements

It's unfortunately funny

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign

[storm jungle]

KEK

[final dagger]

Im actually more browned away that they had warhammer tv on my roku TV

[heady rivet]

He ran on universal healthcare btw

[vagrant fox]

I just see this in my head twice a month minimum

[crystal forum]

im gonna brown

[final dagger]

I dont do any sides i dont trust nothing . Nada no one not even my own neighbors lol

[storm jungle]

you are smarter than most

lol

[heady rivet]

Trump really is the first grifter president. He's the first guy to run with absolutely ZERO real belief system other than wanting to look cool

[vagrant fox]

Some of the shows are good even. The animation can be a little rough but e.g. the craftworld one tells a good story

[final dagger]

I love all people a big part why I dont do political stuff

[storm jungle]

very fair and humane viewset

(doesnt help that democrats and repubs are like no differnet lol)

[heady rivet]

Politicians:

[crystal forum]

in 10k years somebody will find the car that spacex sent into the asteroid belt

i hope they blow it up

[vagrant fox]

One can hope

[final dagger]

Its better off this way for me . Cause I have friends on both sides so for me personally I stay from politics.

[storm jungle]

Imma be real if you have republican friends - find better friends

[crystal forum]

mans just wants to grill

[storm jungle]

but als understandable

[vagrant fox]

Grilling season soon, hotdog days

[crystal forum]

is that a euphemism sigsen

[final dagger]

Yeah I learn a long time ago its all a lie .

[rancid cove]

One wants to strip you of all your rights and the other wants everybody to be equal

i dont see why not i can keep both as friends

[final dagger]

These animation on warhammer tv are great

[storm jungle]

Yeah enjoy them

you are lucky

we had to wait years to get most of them filled on there

lmao

[crystal forum]

the clear middle ground is killing half the people we dont like

[final dagger]

I fill like ive seen some of these characters in lore videos

[vagrant fox]

Drinking white monster and eating hotdogs

[final dagger]

Is there alot of them ? Im excited

[storm jungle]

Uhh let me check

[vagrant fox]

A few by now

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warhammer%2B

[vagrant fox]

I should rewatch Garden of Ghosts

[storm jungle]

Garden of Ghosts might be the only 40k thing that made me cry

lmao

[vagrant fox]

The Exodite too for Clancy Brown eldar

[storm jungle]

yeah shame Exodite sucked

they took the project from a fan studio and butchered it

[vagrant fox]

Unfortunately but he sounds cool

[storm jungle]

i remember seeing one of the studio crew go on reddit on a disposable account and say how much GW gutted the project

what a shame