40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

litearlly who can tell the vehicles apart lmao

[solid horizon]

tanks are dumb

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[solid horizon]

imagine spending 2 movement inches to spin

[rose thorn]

i saw more tears for the death of dorito dread by space marine fans than half of stormcasts going to legends by stormcast fans

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/whatsapp-hl2

[surreal nest]

We desperately need a new artillery vehicle for guard

[storm jungle]

We dont

lmao

[gleaming gale]

Who's we?

[storm jungle]

the basilisk does the job and is iconic

[storm jungle]

Me

[rose thorn]

lmao

we should give gsc infantry artillary

[storm jungle]

guard fans are like fucking beggars i swear

"MUH VEHICLES"

"PLEASE GW"

"JUST ONE MORE BLOW"

shut the fuck up

lol

[gleaming gale]

I'm romanian, it's my job

[solid horizon]

->be me
->play only daemon engines
->they're practically all legends
->accept your fate

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

It looks stupid and is hard to find

[rose thorn]

but also putting a fucking thumper artillaryon the back of a speeding trunk is funny

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

more guardslop please

[storm jungle]

"looks stupid"

have you considered you just have some plastic lobes missing

[solid horizon]

bro it's slef propelled artillery of course it looks stupid

[surreal nest]

Its just a big cannon on a chimera chassis

Its lame

[gleaming gale]

Basilisk slander will not be accepted here

[solid horizon]

it's called a self propelled artillery

[storm jungle]

oh my god lmao

"its just a car with a turret on it"

softoast when tank

[solid horizon]

"it's just a tractor with a gun"

[storm jungle]

never EVER let this guy cook

[surreal nest]

Its specifically just the ugly chimera model

[storm jungle]

its really not

[gleaming gale]

Arch trying to explain how the Leman Russ was an agricultural tool

[solid horizon]

my bad I gave a fork to my roomba it's a daemon engine now

[rancid cove]

Is the concept of a chaos warband being able to somehow produce their own unique gene-seed too much or would it be doable?
Between Fabius bile level of genetic engineering or is it more believable

[surreal nest]

This looks cooler

[storm jungle]

They'd need super-surgeons of some kind

[gleaming gale]

Dumb shitbox

[solid horizon]

iirc at some point iron warriors could use chimeras and basilisks

[storm jungle]

this is just a box with a dildo on it

[limpid granite]

big tube

[storm jungle]

something you wanna tell the class?

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-plow-dance-the-simpsons-gif-4152359

[surreal nest]

Treads look cooler than rectangular menace with a strap on

[storm jungle]

its literally a Chimera from temu

dont post opinions like this again or you are banned

fucking disgusting

[solid horizon]

tanks are for idiots

[surreal nest]

Fundamentally different loser

[solid horizon]

use mechas instead

walkers

[gleaming gale]

Consider the Armageddon-Pattern

[storm jungle]

Fundamentally the same grogfucker

[fervent geode]

Maus from Hell

[solid horizon]

that's just a big gun on a tank

[surreal nest]

Was about to say I like this one

[rancid cove]

I had ideas of making their chief apothecary and a biologis dark mechanicum team together to come up with a definitive gene-seed and making both of them travel to the Eye of Terror to somehow gain some knowledge about it and even mention how they met and interacted with Fabius Bile

[surreal nest]

I dont like the open floor concept of the baslisk

Does it even come with miniatures

[gleaming gale]

yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah have them meet Bile, people forget Bile literally works like a freelance trader lol

CSM get tons of shit and materials from him

[urban spire]

lots of artillery pieces look like that, here's the m55 forex

[gleaming gale]

you get a spotter and a loader for it

[solid horizon]

youre gonna have super inbred and defective marines

[storm jungle]

LOL

[fervent geode]

I know, there’s an American one too iirc I just hate all of them

[rancid cove]

Lmfao maybe

[storm jungle]

unless the geneseed gets mutated thats not really happening

[urban spire]

so marines

[solid horizon]

real

[surreal nest]

Oh ok that changes a lot for me

[solid horizon]

possessed marines look dumb enough

[surreal nest]

All the basilisks ive seen are just empty

Can we still have new artillery because the basilisk is impossible to buy

[solid horizon]

second hand exists

recasts as well

proxies are allowed

[storm jungle]

eat your slop and stop complaining nazi

[gleaming gale]

We could have had if they refreshed the Salamander Scout Tank instead of space Saladin and M3 Halftrack, dual kit it with the Griffon Heavy Mortar Carrier smh

[surreal nest]

This is a stupid point

[solid horizon]

no its not, my brother has 3 secondhand basilisks

cope

[surreal nest]

We shouldnt let things be inaccessible and allow them to rot and no longer be in production just because it existed prior

[rancid cove]

I know he does since that's why I'm making them meet Bile for it and also them going to the Eye of Terra to gain some dark knowledge
I'm really fond of the warband being "diverse" in its members origins because they let anyone in and most of the time even force people to join them, but then making them have their own special gene-seed sounds cool and creates tension between members due to their origins

[storm jungle]

Ye do it.

[rancid cove]

Yippe

[urban spire]

incidentally i really like the m55, it has such a good shape to it

[gleaming gale]

Here's what you would look like if you were nocturnian or chogorian

[urban spire]

you can definitely see how it probably inspired that other thing

[surreal nest]

The fuckin uhhhh uhhhhhh ummmm vehicle

[solid horizon]

alright then, pls pls james workshop give me one billion chaos androids from space crusade pls pls

[storm jungle]

I feel like we should tie down Softtoast

and put him inside a coffin

and bury him alive

thats just me tho

[urban spire]

it literally doesn't matter it's imperial guard slop

[solid horizon]

warpsmiths, helbrute this man

[gleaming gale]

I think the Penitence ending is better

[surreal nest]

So do we hate it when GW runs out of stock or love it

[storm jungle]

Depends

is it a range you hate

if so yes love it

if its a range you like then lmao whoops

[urban spire]

it is always funny when GW runs out of stock

[gleaming gale]

Me when I find basilisk in stock 3 singular times a year

[rancid cove]

Chogorian is... white scars planet, right? Im not really knowledgeable on planet names and their origins

[solid horizon]

3 basilisks that's all you need

[gleaming gale]

ye

[solid horizon]

your cant get more

[gleaming gale]

Chogoris

[surreal nest]

Should have just gotten one from Ebay and just scrape the crusty poo particles off of it

[urban spire]

the plow on the back is so it can dig into the ground to brace for firing, since otherwise the recoil would overcome the brakes

[rancid cove]

Pog

[cerulean trellis]

you post this and i think: Big Bertha xD

[solid horizon]

big bertha was a cannon

[heady rivet]

I have been waiting for Palanite Haunts to be restocked since they launched. My pre-order arrived broken and they gave me store credit (Which I used for the Scrutinator) but I still want my Haunts damnit

[gleaming gale]

'Munda moment

[heady rivet]

Its mostly the hanger-ons that have this issue. The longest I've heard a main gang out of stock is like 3 weeks. That I know of

God knows, i dont know people who play some gangs so

[gleaming gale]

Is Lady whatshername in stock more than a day?

I really like her model

[heady rivet]

She is in stock now

[gleaming gale]

Oh yeah

she is

[heady rivet]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/necromunda-lady-credo-rebel-lord-2021

Great mini

[gleaming gale]

How did you know it's Credo

lmao

[rancid cove]

Hes the necromunda man

He knows everything

[gleaming gale]

yeah but there's also Lady Haera

[gleaming gale]

both are cool minis

[heady rivet]

Credo is the more "whatshername" and has a mini thats generally more popular because she serves

Also lowkey is a better sculpt imo

[gleaming gale]

She'd make a dapper Rogue Trader

[fervent geode]

Facts

[solid horizon]

completed my first 30k skidoodle

I have 16 more to do 💀

[rocky gale]

The day they make a plastic Lady Creedo is the day I rejoice to the heavens

[gleaming gale]

Fym make a plastic Credo

she's perfect as is

[rocky gale]

FW Resin

Forge World, more like Failworld

[heady rivet]

Necromunda has, sadly, loved Resin

[rocky gale]

Resin more like Pisin

[heady rivet]

But some hanger-ons just got a plastic rerelease and resculpt so things are looking up

[heady rivet]

And big daddy Aranthus is plastic so

[wary fulcrum]

Got my Duneskuttler waiting for me in its packaging for when I get in

And a cadaver merchant

[heady rivet]

I choose to believe in the bug milk truthers

I promised myself I would clear my pile of shame some before I get anything more

Outside new releases for my main gangs

[rocky gale]

The pile grows

Always

Clearing the pile is a myth

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-true-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-3827914201118197286

My friend sent me a Night Lords Kill Team as a gift and then said "Cant wait to see the first painted in 6 years"

[gleaming gale]

This hurts

I still have half a squad of cadians primed and judging me because I'm too lazy to finish them

[solid horizon]

im doing it

consider me a mythbuster

[rocky gale]

Sure

Tell yourself that

[heady rivet]

I have new shit I still need to prime

[rocky gale]

We all say it

We all lie

[solid horizon]

whatever, there is not a single model in my army that's grey

im grinding for the free 10 victory points

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/robert-baratheon-game-of-thrones-1

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/DCcN0wUiAdQ

[solid horizon]

it's on the way

[gleaming gale]

Not GOT brainrot on lorechat

🥀

[solid horizon]

kitbash havoc proxies, helbrute and forgefiend are on the way home

[gleaming gale]

I genuinely lost brain cells to this

Thanks

[solid horizon]

why is it written in french

[rocky gale]

Because you're French

[solid horizon]

uh

[rocky gale]

Sorry you had to find out like this

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/zane-ninjago-lego-ninjago-death-fail-gif-22975365

[rose thorn]

I just finished my first 2 bee samples

[rocky gale]

2B samples?

[limpid granite]

Hmmhmmhmhh

[rocky gale]

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vlad-the-impaler-blinking

[rose thorn]

I’m a fucking bee scientist

[rocky gale]

Mags the Impaler

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-21791471

[rose thorn]

How the fuck is there not new csm bikers yet

[rancid cove]

In minis?

[storm jungle]

I think she means in drinks

[rose thorn]

Why are we using kits older than the average space marine fan

[storm jungle]

because loyalists get their slop first

and others sit on their ass and wait their turn

lmao

[rose thorn]

THEY ARE STILL SELLING THIS

A BOX OF TRAITOR GAURDSMAN ARE THE SAME PRICE

[storm jungle]

they are pretty cute

in a playdough kind of way

[rancid cove]

They look pretty cool tbh

[storm jungle]

lmao

no they dont

[rancid cove]

I meant cute but phone changed it to cool

[storm jungle]

even your machine spirit knows worse

[rose thorn]

Better than what ever the fuck is going on with HH i guess

[rancid cove]

Forget theres stuff like combat bikes
Might give some for my warband as well

Vroom vroom

[urban spire]

bolter bikes always looked kinda shit

can only shoot something by driving directly at it? yeah ok

[rose thorn]

Insert eldar vehicle here

[hollow lantern]

Not a fan of attack bikes in general, never have been

[rocky gale]

Yea kinda wild that they did the whole Biker theme thing for the Adepticon teaser trailer and then only have a single Bike in the entire reveal show

[rose thorn]

HUH???????

[rocky gale]

Thought we were going to see a bunch of biker models for different factions

[rose thorn]

oh yeah

For the uh

Guy 5 people know about

AND NO NEW ORK BIKERS

AHAHAHAHA

[rancid cove]

I like them because for narratives tou can make them chivalry support using melee rather than shooting
Plus making them jump out of it to mid battle or just ramp/ram into something/someone

[rocky gale]

Yea thought it was gonna reveal Ork bikes, Chaos bikes etc

[hollow lantern]

I don't see it like chivalry support at it

[urban spire]

if it can hover that at least gives it the potential out of saying it can strafe

[rose thorn]

I assumed they were gonna do ork bikers as a surprise

[rocky gale]

But instead it's just this guy

[rancid cove]

Instead of people in horses with swords its bikes with guys using swords

[hollow lantern]

It's like, a bunch of hooligans

[rose thorn]

Tbh I don’t even like his model that much

I really like the skull rack tho

[storm jungle]

chivalry

bikes

[rancid cove]

I hate not being able to properly express myself with words

[hollow lantern]

The mental image I get conjuring marines with melee on bikes up

[rocky gale]

I once again say, give us Celestians on Horses and Repentia on Bikes

[urban spire]

if it can strafe, it immediately becomes so much more viable, just because it can peek corners

[rose thorn]

So whays everyone thoughts on primaris tactical marines coming soon?

[storm jungle]

Its a space marine

[hollow lantern]

Like

Wdym?

[storm jungle]

Not really much to comment on

[urban spire]

did primaris not already have tactical marines?

[storm jungle]

no lmao

[rocky gale]

An Intercessor with a headswap, a radical development

[rose thorn]

No

[storm jungle]

they had specialized marines

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[hollow lantern]

They have intercessors which are different

[urban spire]

wild

[hollow lantern]

Wait have we come full fucking circle

[rose thorn]

Hey these guys have a rocket launcher and a plasma gun

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-squad-warhammer40k-space-marines-warhammer40000-space-wolves-gif-24360943

[storm jungle]

yeah because the Intercessor system is peak braindead

[celest dome]

Tactical Marines but updated scale 🤷
Who care other than just being more SM slop

[urban spire]

yeah idk nothing to say, it's space marines but bigger and the aesthetic sucks a bit more

[storm jungle]

^

Cacti is correct yeah

[hollow lantern]

I mean

[storm jungle]

its the same with me with loyalist primarch reveals

"its just a big space marine"

lol

[arctic talon]

They’re just new intercessors

[hollow lantern]

It's better than intercessors and (insert other names here) but it's way too late for GW to get me to give a fuck about marines again

[limpid granite]

I pray we get the mk4 helmet in sm2

[arctic talon]

As far as I can tell

[rose thorn]

But the meta! The meta! You know how much people love 7 bolsters, a pistol and sword, a plasma gun, and a flamer

For 120 points

[gleaming gale]

You'll hear it here, they'll revert to tacticals halfway through 11e or next edition

[arctic talon]

They’ll prolly make a seperate unit

lol

They can keep on selling both that way

[storm jungle]

*Skibidicessors

[limpid granite]

Or GW will allow actual interchangable armor other than helmets so sm3 can have them

[rose thorn]

I was told they are primaris tactical marines but I can be wrong

[arctic talon]

Also the Sgt already gets full melee options

lol

[arctic talon]

They’re wrong

[gleaming gale]

"OMG OLD ARMOUR MARKS"

Old knee pad and helmet
Mk10 everything else

Thanks Grot's Sweatshop

[rose thorn]

My favorite part was

“FUSION OF OLD AND NEW”

[storm jungle]

SM fans are so gullible ngl

[arctic talon]

Just like the 7e tactical kit

[storm jungle]

"OMAGERD THAT THING I KNOW"

[arctic talon]

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/astartes-40k-space-marines-gif-22265465

[arctic talon]

Actually you got a dif torso

And one set of shoulders

lol

[hollow lantern]

I might still give a fuck if DW weren't relegated to IA but like

Here we are

[rose thorn]

HELL YEAHH

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zw4dtbot/chronicles-of-ruin-war-and-renewal/

[urban spire]

old armour marks for primaris? am i understanding that right?

[storm jungle]

Seizure

[arctic talon]

They literally aren’t, they’re their own marine army rn

[gleaming gale]

Allegedly

But we only saw one mini of them

[urban spire]

how are they old if they're primaris sized?

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/6ndp8dyc/awesome-moments-you-might-have-missed-in-the-warhammer-40000-trailer/

[hollow lantern]

Like, through white dwarf rules or

[rose thorn]

Speak of the devil

[gleaming gale]

Resized old shit

[arctic talon]

They have a full index that’s gotten updates

lol

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/undead-nosferatu-vampire-vintage-movie-black-and-white-gif-17825175

[rocky gale]

My favourite thing was seeing someone's reaction to the reveal being "See I've been saying GW were replacing Firstborn with Primaris and this proves it"

Like wow, they just confirmed that they are doing the thing they have been telling you they've been doing for the past 5 years.

[arctic talon]

10 more years of primaris discourse

[hollow lantern]

Neat ig

[arctic talon]

DW have the best termies in the game rn

lol

[gleaming gale]

New marine with old marks
It's literally the dude from the Kill Team starter box with a mk7 helmet

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stalin-joseph-stalin-43

[urban spire]

what just hammer it out a bit? no that's a new piece of armour, you're adding tons more material and having to replace servos and shit to compensate for the extra weight

[rose thorn]

Omg why the fuck are they even bothering, the planet has been in battle so long it’s literally resourceless

[gleaming gale]

We don't do logic here

[arctic talon]

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_12-11_wh40k_faction_pack_deathwatch-fln838xhgr-j2ypjxdmqj.pdf

[nocturne crest]

I wonder what MK1 thunder warrior armour will look like on a primairs.

[gleaming gale]

IIRC Armageddon is a gateway to Terra

[arctic talon]

It has a fuck ton of oil and still makes vehicles

thats why

[storm jungle]

barely fit

[arctic talon]

also yeah its a strategic point

[storm jungle]

its a piece of shit metal armor

[arctic talon]

MK1 thunder armor looks like shit

[rose thorn]

Ah

[arctic talon]

and its not even powered

[storm jungle]

moot aim really

[arctic talon]

I'm not joking

that shit literally is not powered aside from the arms

[hollow lantern]

Well, lemme know if they retain that next edition ig

[rose thorn]

Wiay I don’t understand, besides it literally being orks

[arctic talon]

lol

[rocky gale]

You're right comrade, anyone complaining about Primaris should be sent to the gulags

[rose thorn]

Why don’t they just

Go around it

[gleaming gale]

Warp routes

[arctic talon]

not how warp routes work

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah

[arctic talon]

because 40k is weird

[storm jungle]

Complaining about Primaris? Anyone TALKING about ASTARTES should be sent to gulags

thank you for voluntereing comrade iarmoth

https://klipy.com/gifs/stalin-stare-1

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-route-asteroids-gif-9307304061687593699

[rocky gale]

Not not an i

[hollow lantern]

Is it an I?

I thought it was l this whole time

[storm jungle]

same thing

[rocky gale]

It's a small L

[storm jungle]

kill this creature

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-niko-oneshot-pancakes-crying-explosion-gif-16934504460373716036

[urban spire]

i need to get around to OneShot

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-astartes-astartes-2-astartes-ii-scythes-of-the-emperor-gif-17311661672076716439

[arctic talon]

its your glup shitto Tongs

its a landspeeder uh

Storm?

wait no

[gleaming gale]

nah

[storm jungle]

my favorite part with Astartes 2 is how none of the footage in the trailer GW published is gonna be in the animation according to them

[gleaming gale]

it's the normal landspeeder refreshed

[storm jungle]

absolute cinema

[limpid granite]

Airspeeder

[hollow lantern]

Looks new

Reshaped

More like the modern ones

[gleaming gale]

MFW bait with Firstborn just to make people sit down for 15 minutes of primaris slop

[rose thorn]

Another reason I thoguht we’re getting primaris tactical marines because everything else was primaris verison of first born units

[hollow lantern]

Don't tell me you don't like the Land Speeder lol

[rose thorn]

Like land speeders, Chaplin with jump pack

[hollow lantern]

Glup Shitto vehicle lmfao

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-wow-really-omg-no-way-gif-16174103

[storm jungle]

Its hilarious because almost none of the fandom knows this as they didnt read the WarCom post that came with the trailer lmao

[arctic talon]

no I like the land speeder

its a glup shitto

[hollow lantern]

Do you remember the old UM rts game

[arctic talon]

also yeah the back

[hollow lantern]

It was defo on PSP

[arctic talon]

is def shaped like the new speeders

[limpid granite]

Is called landspeeder

[arctic talon]

the front seems the same tho

[limpid granite]

Flies

[nocturne crest]

It's only really used for Ceremonies.

[hollow lantern]

Nah the front gives it away too

[storm jungle]

Is called a tank

[hollow lantern]

It's more squared

[storm jungle]

isnt shaped like a tank

🧠

[gleaming gale]

It's a car with a cannon

[arctic talon]

good eye actually

I'm like

mixing it up mentally

with the fucking

tempest

which had a flatter front

[storm jungle]

sharp as a cueball this one

[hollow lantern]

Landspeeder design is seared into my mind

[nocturne crest]

So how long until the Dark Angels get new versions of their unique vehicles.

[limpid granite]

Terrible writing

Immersion ruined

[storm jungle]

So long gay bowser

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I could be fucked to buy a new landspeeder model

[arctic talon]

give it like 3 years

lol

tbh it looks cool in the cinematic for the like

3 seconds its there

[hollow lantern]

It's a Landspeeder, it's impossible to not look cool

Yk

[gleaming gale]

Charles Schwab ova here

[hollow lantern]

I probably do have weird SM technical taste

[solid horizon]

good ole toyota speeder

[storm jungle]

-10 points

[storm jungle]

read that as "ayatollah speeder" for a second lmao

[gleaming gale]

At how many points do I get banned

[arctic talon]

do you like the pickup truck impulsor

[arctic talon]

Ayatollah would love the land speeder

[solid horizon]

lmao

[storm jungle]

LOL

anything to destroy the IDF

[solid horizon]

ayatollah is definitely not succeeding the save rolls

[arctic talon]

Devestating wounds 💀

[hollow lantern]

Not as much as like, the admech Higgins boat

Which does the same concept but better imo

[arctic talon]

The admech higgins boat is hilarious

it has a refractor field in lore

no invuln save on the tabletop

[solid horizon]

too bad ayatollah, you should have had feel no pain

[arctic talon]

what did GW mean by this

(they don't want a horde of invuln save transports)

[gleaming gale]

that AdMech sucks more than the Guard and the tabletop players are masochists

(Fucking rangers have the same BS as guardsmen)

[solid horizon]

oh shit ad mech in 40k has the worst looking vehicles (except dunecrawler san)

[hollow lantern]

Nah I mean I still haven't met another human being whose favorite Dread is the Deo

And I don't find many landspeeder fans who aren't DA players

[arctic talon]

GW fucked me in the ass this edition

[solid horizon]

use defense imperative and dont move at all

[gleaming gale]

I like land speeders because I spammed them in Dawn of War

[arctic talon]

The only reason the army fucking works this edition

is because they gave the army rule meth

and fixed nothing else

[hollow lantern]

I like them cause one carries me in the UM RTS game as a kid

[arctic talon]

spam conqueror and just kill everything

lol

Conqueror imperative is way better

statistically

and its also more fun

[solid horizon]

skitarii have literally same stats has guards except they have better save

[nocturne crest]

How many dark angels fans are there?

[arctic talon]

Skitarii have a 4+ 5++

which is nice

[solid horizon]

rad zone corps

[arctic talon]

They shouldn't be BS4+ tho

lol

I still run conqueror with rad zone

[solid horizon]

my friends always forbid me to use rad zone

[arctic talon]

Conqueror imperative is just statistically superior

[hollow lantern]

Ime DA are super popular

[arctic talon]

and its way more fun

also yeah DA are popular as hell

[hollow lantern]

They're one of the big 4 lsm chapters

[gleaming gale]

Be augmented sniper
Have the same hit chance as a conscript who picked up the lasgun yesterday

[solid horizon]

yeah but skits are really bad at melee

[arctic talon]

"some of the best marksmen in the Imperium"

"BS4+"

what did GW mean by this

[solid horizon]

also guards players

[arctic talon]

Thats why you run sicarians or electro priests

lol

[solid horizon]

dont forget to give orders

[hollow lantern]

Limitations of the D6 lol

[storm jungle]

Quite a bit, you can see them here

oh wait wrong subreddit

[arctic talon]

Guard players complain whenever their army is mid or good

[solid horizon]

I have only skitarii and a dunecralwer lol

[arctic talon]

LOL

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

actually

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-face-gif-6750918066649706407

[arctic talon]

guard players just complain

[solid horizon]

theyjust forget that they have orders lol

[gleaming gale]

me

[rocky gale]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[arctic talon]

Their army can literally be the best one in the game

and they'll think its weak

[rocky gale]

[arctic talon]

[solid horizon]

guard is meta

[arctic talon]

Guard isn't meta rn

[solid horizon]

and uh most people forget about their rules

[storm jungle]

Racist 🫵

[arctic talon]

they are annoying as fuck rn tho

[gleaming gale]

Bullgryns are meta for the guard rn

[solid horizon]

im playing against guard and nurgle daemons tomorrow

[gleaming gale]

but meta chasers should be thrown into a woodchipper

[solid horizon]

wish me luck

[heady rivet]

But racists love non-White women

[arctic talon]

Meta chasers deserve wood chipper

its true

[storm jungle]

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[solid horizon]

my teammate is an aeldari, we're the brittle gang

[arctic talon]

I'm so annoyed GW didn't fucking gut necrons

last slate

[gleaming gale]

Truth nuke

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mods-get-the-mods

[arctic talon]

they've literally been the best army all edition

[solid horizon]

nah

votanns man

votanns

fucking votanns

[arctic talon]

LoV are literally mid

[urban spire]

i also feel this way about chasers 😊

[arctic talon]

they literally have a 50% winrate on the dot

[solid horizon]

clearly you haven't faced one morbillion steeljacks

[arctic talon]

Necrons have been above 53% all edition lol

I have faced one morbillion steeljacks

I fucking killed them

[solid horizon]

WITH WHAT

[arctic talon]

[gleaming gale]

He just killed the players

[solid horizon]

it's over for your squad when they fire overwatch you

[arctic talon]

p h o s p h o r

c o n q u e r o r

[solid horizon]

coqueror

[arctic talon]

I can spell

[solid horizon]

"hum I defeated the very op faction using my very op faction"

[rocky gale]

Man I had my door open when I clicked that link

[solid horizon]

[arctic talon]

real balanced fucking army

[arctic talon]

Admech literally isn't OP

the fuck are you talking about lol

[heady rivet]

Now EVERYONE knows you clicked on it

[rocky gale]

I've got family over

[solid horizon]

idk it can be op well played

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-secret-no-wall-of-china-disney-gif-8478532

[rocky gale]

It said Dark Angels!!!

[solid horizon]

we might play the game in different realities

[arctic talon]

Necrons deserved the woodchippers

[heady rivet]

It had a description in the link. You knew what you were clicking...

[arctic talon]

For their dataslate

[gleaming gale]

Truth nuke

[arctic talon]

Its absurd

how long that army has been good this edition

[rocky gale]

I didn't, I don't read descriptions

[arctic talon]

apology for last edition ig

[solid horizon]

all the tournaments im participating in actually ban metal lists

[arctic talon]

where they were fucking mid to bad for all of it

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[arctic talon]

instead they get to be broken as fuck this edition instead

[hollow lantern]

I'm on mobile so it just said dark angels lol

[solid horizon]

bring back initiative stats

[gleaming gale]

Not to mention the arbitrary decision to release 2 codices at the same time and make one good and one abosolute dogshit

[hollow lantern]

I'm not like, complaining fwiw

[gleaming gale]

Arbitrary as in any imperial faction is dogshit

[solid horizon]

nah

[gleaming gale]

AdMech drew the shortest stick

[solid horizon]

imperial factions are good unless you are using imperial agents

[arctic talon]

thats literally untrue statistically

lol

[solid horizon]

fuck the stats man

[arctic talon]

Brother

vibes are not an answer

[solid horizon]

yes they are

[arctic talon]

No

Numbers are all that matter

[hollow lantern]

Idk man that data is normally reliable

[arctic talon]

If you wana dissect balancing

you can say something feels like shit to play against

but that doesn't make it good

[hollow lantern]

I do think it sucks if your data is being collected from like

A Dude tho

[arctic talon]

that just means it feels like shit to play against

Stat-check's data is so fucking broad I'm inclined to belive it

considering they scrape literally everything including the tabletop battles app

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[arctic talon]

When I construct the torment nexus all who deny data science will be fed into it

[solid horizon]

I will send one morbillion daemon engines

[arctic talon]

no I am constructing it in real life

the average end user literally deserves to spend an eternity suffering

I have decided

[solid horizon]

my statement stands

[arctic talon]

I fucking hate the average consumer

[solid horizon]

I will send one morbillion daemon engines

[arctic talon]

Anyways wetware is cool

Fun stuff to work with

even if the implications are somewhat horrifying but who knows how conciousness works

I only took 1 semester of philosophy about the mind anyways

[solid horizon]

imagine playing for meta

intead of rule of cool

fuck meta embrace theme lists

[urban spire]

https://bsky.app/profile/atomicspaceage.bsky.social/post/3mhn5hcnbv22e

Thevaultoftheatomicspaceage (@atomicspaceage.bsky.social)

Bluesky · Mar 22, 2026, 8:39 AM

40k wishes it was this cool

[gleaming gale]

How can I enjoy the game without copying the lists Auspex Tactics lays out in a video

[arctic talon]

LOL

people who net lists

and then are shit at them are so funny

[solid horizon]

I think you should build a list based on how you feel it, not because some dingus wingus told you to play one

[arctic talon]

people can build lists how they wish

as long as they're having fun

[solid horizon]

my brother told me the mega necron warrior blob would be shit

as a result, it made the most kills in the game and was never killed

[arctic talon]

it literally isn't shit

lol

Necron warrior blobs are insanely strong lol

[solid horizon]

on top of absolutely terriftying enemies

[arctic talon]

ugh

how do I stop procrastinating and do work

that I'm being paid for

[solid horizon]

napoleonic strategies go brrr

I CAST

300 ATTACK ROLLS

ON ONE SINGLE MARINES UNIT

absolute disintegration

[gleaming gale]

Nearly enough to match an ork player's rolls on a single blob of boyz

[solid horizon]

necrons have lethal hit

[rancid cove]

God I love these so much

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-sleeping-morgan-sleep-morganfreemansleep-gif-16186994145961199795

[nocturne crest]

Probably A.I.

[gleaming gale]

Slop, yeah

[rancid cove]

Sora ai watermark bottom right

[rocky gale]

Literally has Gemini logo in bottom right

[nocturne crest]

I just found it on another discord.

Also, I thought Sora Ai died before adoption.

[rancid cove]

I confuse them

Its the same shit anyways

[rocky gale]

It's Gemini, not Sora

[rancid cove]

Slop

[nocturne crest]

*Adepticon

Ah

[gleaming gale]

This one is slop too

[nocturne crest]

What if they use the cogfort as a basis for Perty.

[gleaming gale]

New primarch box leak lmao

[nocturne crest]

Those skaven are cute.

[opaque coyote]

"Back to Applebee's"

Yeah

Yeah the Skaven would love that shit

[mossy peak]

https://x.com/ChristinaTasty/status/2037338676078760158?s=20

Christina Tasty (@ChristinaTasty)

I like how the Chaos gods are all super chill and not evil at all.

Khorne - I don't care what you do so long as you keep doing this one thing too
Slaanesh - Have fun! Keep having fun!
Nurgle - You have a cold? What if that was like, the best thing ever?
Tzeentch - Hey hey people

X · Mar 27, 2026, 1:19 AM

i giggled

[opaque coyote]

I love how they legitimately couldn't figure out anything for Tzeentch

So he just says "Hi"

Hmmm

[mossy peak]

u didnt get it

its the youtuber ssethtzeentachs intro phrase

[nocturne crest]

Someone needs to make this Fist Yellow and we can claim this is Dorn returned.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's probably why I didn't get it

I haven't watched him

Or even knew about him until this moment

[mossy peak]

missing out, hes great

[rose thorn]

So much so ai slop of the cog fort 40K Redditors need to open fucking open photoshop like an adult

[nocturne crest]

True.

[heady rivet]

Would rather see blood in my stool

[opaque coyote]

Are there like

Regular local schools

Along with the Scholas

[storm jungle]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Good

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Scholum

[opaque coyote]

"often finding it predictable and boring"

...

So that hasn't changed

[opaque coyote]

I'm guessing the conditions vary depending on planet

[storm jungle]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Cool, because I wanted a relatively "normal" background for a character

Basically.

Character goes through school. School life is similar to modern school.

This is to contrast them joining the fucking guardsmen and their first experience with the horrors™>

[solid horizon]

can space marines be impressed by humans or are they too ego fueled to see any further than their own dick ?

[opaque coyote]

They can for sure

[solid horizon]

even chaos marines ?

[storm jungle]

as ever

you are asking the equilavent of "can a human being find another human being impressive"

like....

this isnt a monolith thing lol

[solid horizon]

great, schrodinger's plot point

[storm jungle]

Not really

this is how human beings work lmao

All space marines are their own person + regarding Chapter code

"transhumanism" or whatever lasts until the author just makes them act sensible, evil, pragmatic or whatever

[solid horizon]

I was under the impression space marines were very self centered since they're ubermenchen, thats why I asked

[storm jungle]

that is not the case no

[opaque coyote]

As for one example, Cain dueled a tech marine. Tbf it was a practice duel, but Cain managed to get a hit in

[storm jungle]

again, not a monolith organisation

every chapter and their marines depending on their code of conduct can have freedoms, prejudices, biases etc

[opaque coyote]

He also managed to hold his own against a CSM but said CSM didn't exactly speak

[solid horizon]

so what about chaos space marines

[storm jungle]

Same rule

just with more evil coat of paint

[solid horizon]

ok

[opaque coyote]

Generally CSMs are less impressed on average

Because they're even more supremacist than a loyalist

But it still can happen

And like Dilara said

Not a monolith. Each Marine has their own opinions

[arctic talon]

The black legion are the one big marine group that big on marine supremacy

lol

And even then they have some human officers

[opaque coyote]

True, but generally those who join Chaos are often...

Not exactly the most considerate

[solid horizon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legion_(political_movement) understandable

[spring cairn]

why are they dressed like davy jones robbing a bank yarrrr

[opaque coyote]

It's also worth noting that the Alpha Legion use human operators often

[solid horizon]

they're a kkk warband lol

[opaque coyote]

And while we don't know how they're treated in 40k

[arctic talon]

KKK successor chapter

[opaque coyote]

In 30k, human operatives were treated fairly well

[sacred ginkgo]

Shut

[opaque coyote]

With the Alpha Legion expending a lot of resources to extract one

And both Alpharius and Omegon asking the regular humans amongst them for their opinions and considering them valid

[solid horizon]

holy shit 30k skitarii

[storm jungle]

Die.

[opaque coyote]

"Damn bro this shit gas"

• Woodrow Wilson

[solid horizon]

why

do you really think im a kkk sympathiser

[storm jungle]

Probably.

[opaque coyote]

Unironically his favorite film btw

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

this film was very important and has many rules still used nowadays

but it's also important to place it in its context and NOT apologise it

[opaque coyote]

It is worth watching

Both to see the history of cinematography and techniques.

But also to remind yourself that people were fucking insane

[solid horizon]

ive watched it because I had to due to cinema studies

[opaque coyote]

I have watched North Korean films

They uh

Generally are what you expect

Although once they kidnapped a South Korean director they got much better

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if North Korea would try making shit like this:

[opaque coyote]

Probably not now

[opaque coyote]

• Orikan

(Orikan)

[rose thorn]

"pls be bsaed pls be based pls be based- THE KKK??? DAMN ITTTTT"

ALL 40K LEADS BACK TO NAZISM

[viral halo]

Zogfort

[rose thorn]

siggy if you post that ai generated image i swear

[storm jungle]

Siggy is known for his peak humor

🗑️

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

Alright so if I remember correctly

True names seemingly apply to every Daemon. It is a symbol to how they are tied to the Chaos Gods.

However the Emperor apparently has a true name

[rancid cove]

yeah

[rancid cove]

Valdor is lookingfor it apparently

[opaque coyote]

Makes me wonder if every powerful warp entity has one as a result

Not necessarily tied to the gods

[rancid cove]

i think that would be the case

[opaque coyote]

Although I wonder if it's tied to the deal the Emperor made. But if he did, then some Daemon could probably just speak said true name and

Well

Now the Emperor is some random daemon's bitch for a bit

[rancid cove]

apparently he like erased his true name almost completely and the only remaining remnant of it is being looked for by valdor

[opaque coyote]

So it's likely not the case otherwise he wouldn't be an issue

[rancid cove]

so shit is so hidden no daemon could ever have any knowledge of it

[opaque coyote]

True names in terms of mythology always are emblematic of that beings true nature

It is your identity after all

[rancid cove]

yeah and since the emps is like (idk if this has been retconned) multiple beings into one

his true name is like

complex and long

[opaque coyote]

I wonder if, when the Emperor began erasing his true name, he also began erasing his humanity in a sense.

Because a name is everything symbolically

That's why daemons get tied to it

Because in the warp symbolism is taken very literally

[jade holly]

Well Big E as a man is dead

What we have left is nothing more than the remnants of what is worshiped as a god

[rancid cove]

might be why he has so few emotions or overall any human thought left on him

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but he began erasing it before he ever started to like

Do the whole great crusade type shit

[jade holly]

Chances are he knew this would be what happens once he starts chipping away at his humanity

you could argue the Heresy was him trying to remain to what humanity he had left as people viewing him as a god instead

But idk if that’s actually true

[rancid cove]

there is a moment

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

I honestly think that the Emperor multiple lives isn't just the shamans.

But like, literally his multiple lives

[rancid cove]

where he almost completely sacrifices what was left of him as human to use godlike powers

against horus

[opaque coyote]

Like his past lifetimes

Memories and experiences aren't just the sum of their parts

It's the feelings and emotions tied to them

It's where wisdom comes from.

Maybe by erasing his true name, he erased all of the feelings of his past lifetimes

And therefore all of his wisdom

...

This is the biggest cope to ever cope-

[rancid cove]

he showed Valdor a memory of when he killed his uncle and he already seemed to have no emotions at all afaik

[opaque coyote]

Tbf his uncle was an asshole

[ocean narwhal]

i had no better channel to post this

[opaque coyote]

But yeah I'm not denying that he wasn't always an asshole

But you'd think after living for thousands of years. He'd be better at raising a kid

[rancid cove]

We have come for coffe

[opaque coyote]

CURSED MACHINE SPIRIT. GIVE ME MY COFFEE OR ELSE I WILL TORTURE YOU

[rancid cove]

Probably because he never had kids
or any kid that was like the primarchs
complete fucking assholes

[ocean narwhal]

screams in binaric

[opaque coyote]

Probably but I like the idea that by erasing his true name

He kinda erased his wisdom in a sense

Leaving only the cold hard "logic"

He still remembers his past life but they have no feeling

Like watching a boring ass film reel of someone else now

Instead of things he personally lived through

[rancid cove]

hed be like uhhhh

Makima from CSM

[opaque coyote]

...

Hot, sociopathic

Control Freak

Manipulator

I mean

It could work?

[flat nimbus]

of course night lords need caffeine

[opaque coyote]

But personally I think thousands of years would induce a lot of change in any person

[opaque coyote]

Everyone needs caffeine

[rancid cove]

i dont

[opaque coyote]

Ever since we found that shit we never dropped it

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact btw

Before people figured out how to brew coffee

They stuck coffee beans together

[solid horizon]

coffee machine daemon engine

[flat nimbus]

synthcaf

[opaque coyote]

Basically it was just blocks of beans held together via a binding agent

As some sort of energy bar

That probably tasted like complete shit

It actually took quite a while to figure out how to brew it

Probably because you had to ground it up as finely as possible

And they just didn't really try that for a while

[opaque coyote]

Also in the Islamic Golden Age, coffeehouses basically took the place of bars

Because the Quran bans drinking alcohol recreationally

Although some Shahs tried banning coffee, including putting it on trial

Literally

They placed a cup of coffee on a chair and began listing out their case in front of it

[opaque coyote]

Coffee got into a

Surprising amount of controversy

Including doctors reports (most likely paid for by Tavern owners who didn't want the competition)

Starting the "evils" of coffee

[opaque coyote]

Including a woman's petition against coffee published in England in 1674

Saying how coffee affected uh...

"Men's performance" in bed

[opaque coyote]

So yeah they tried to state that coffee made your dick soft

Here is a quote from that petition

Supposedly written by women

Supposedly because it was 1674, it probably wasn't actually written by women

ahem

"The excessive use of that new-fangled abominable heathen liquor called "coffee" has so eunuched our husbands that they are become as unfruitful as those deserts whence the unhappy berry is said to be brought!"

Ironically enough, alcohol impairs sexual performance. With higher rates of some type of sexual dysfunction while drunk.

While coffee has no known effect on sexual performance.

If anything it probably makes you more active

[opaque coyote]

"I can only give you 5 men" taking on a whole new meaning...

[rancid cove]

he was referrencing 5 guys, the fast food... right...?

[opaque coyote]

I actually tried 5 guys

The burger was expensive

And it came out way too soggy

My experience was bad

At least the fries were nice

Maybe it's just my local five guys though

But either way.

I much rather prefer In And Out

[nocturne crest]

There is a burger van that parks nears 5 guys called Two guys in Cardiff.

[opaque coyote]

Californian perks

[opaque coyote]

7 guys...

[opaque coyote]

We might have a drought every so often

[nocturne crest]

At least it's not 4 guys.

[opaque coyote]

We might also have half the country on fire every so often

We might also have Silicon Valley which is easily a blight upon this land

...

But at least we got In and Out

[rancid cove]

i think i know whyy it was soggy

[opaque coyote]

"Wait I didn't order mayonnaise!"

[rancid cove]

"thats not mayonnaise, sir..."

[opaque coyote]

Seriously though that shit was greasy

So it was probably that

I hate it when it gets so greasy it's fucking wet

[rancid cove]

laati i went on your profile to check your pronouns and your bio gave me cancer

[opaque coyote]

Like who thinks that is goid

[opaque coyote]

That's the point

[rancid cove]

i hope you stub your toe next morning

bitch

[opaque coyote]

Hue

I have been thinking of changing it to an actual bio

But seeing the reactions of somebody seeing it never gets old

[rancid cove]

i have a recommendation

dont do it like mine because you will get called slurs on your dms if youre not cis

[opaque coyote]

Also it would be funny if someone unironically gives me an Amazon gift card

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I would probably just list my likes

Not even pronouns

Like "I like 40k, Dark Souls"

Stuff like that

Basically the most basic ass shit

I kinda made the bio cringe because I am terrible at talking about my interests

Ironic I know given my whole attitude in this server

But like if you ever try to ask me what my likes are irl

I would probably just say Video Games or something

[opaque coyote]

Also dw my bestie got similar shit for theirs

They're transmasc

So

[rancid cove]

he looks like a proper chud

[opaque coyote]

I like Black Templars

Because they're fun in how

Extremely chud and racist they are

Sometimes you don't want complicated things

[surreal nest]

I have decided to paint 122nd regiment cadians am I a basic bitch

[opaque coyote]

Sometimes you just want to Abhor the mutant

Abhor the heretic

Abhor the Xenos

[rancid cove]

I have a second paint scheme for them for Red Scorpions

[storm jungle]

KKKadians

bro is lost

cool scheme though

[opaque coyote]

Nice

I haven't bought SM2 I believe

I should

[rancid cove]

I think Ive seen someone paint their cadian minis with the red armband on it

[opaque coyote]

I like shooting things

[surreal nest]

AHHHHHH KKKADIANS

[storm jungle]

🙂

[storm jungle]

So long gay bowser....

🫡

[rancid cove]

its fun

[surreal nest]

Rn I have 8th regiment cadians

So boring

[storm jungle]

tbh the cadian 8th is literally the default cadian scheme

[opaque coyote]

...y'know the worst part is that

Gonna be honest here. The Nazis sucked, but they had good fashion at least.

[rancid cove]

yeaaah...

[surreal nest]

It looks good tbh but its just not really fun

[opaque coyote]

I distinctly remember once admitting that to a friend group and they got offended

[storm jungle]

Its not nazis its fascists in general

[surreal nest]

These chuds just look cool

[opaque coyote]

Because I'm a dumbass

[storm jungle]

the outfits look cool so that you want to join them

thats the point

in relaity nazi outfits sucked in any use aside from showing off

[opaque coyote]

Nah if you say that Fascist Italy had good fashion, you're cooked in the brain

[storm jungle]

Shut up yapper

but anyway thats why bad guys in games look cool

especially more than the good guy factions usually lol

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside though.

Yeah they specifically designed their outfits to be fashionable. However things like the coats were generally worse compared to the Russians.

And it's also what inspired Star Wars.

[storm jungle]

Thats literally what i said yes

[opaque coyote]

And like

Every other scifi

[storm jungle]

its not made for use, its to impress the masses

[heady rivet]

Feather-mogged

[opaque coyote]

The Nazis definitely regretted their outfits in Stalingrad though

That's for sure

Or Leningrad

...

Idkgrad

[rancid cove]

does it look like a cool campaign badge?

[storm jungle]

Yodeller

🫵

[vagrant fox]

Nazis just stole the fashion and employed it for propaganda purposes, nothing original as such
It's what the fash does

as was said anyways