40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

so he literally cannot change it

thats what his entire 4-5 book series is about

he goes from sorrowful to vengeful to eventually acceptance

[jade holly]

Didn’t Ahriman go into exile for a while?

[storm jungle]

Yes

[solid horizon]

Sorry I'm very ignorant about characters, only introduction I had was seeing their minis in white dwarf magazines when I was a kid

I know the basics thanks to my brother but that's it

[jade holly]

he was called Ahriman the Exile for a bit before he got the “Architect of the Rubric” epithet didn’t he

[storm jungle]

No need to apologize Ahriman has like a REALLY long and massive story, like one of the most complex ones in 40k as he has like 5 fucking novels

id suggest just reading his lexi

because again LONG

[jade holly]

Ahriman, next to Typhus, is one of the coolest named Chaos marines imo

Typhus is a dickbag and I love him for it lmao

[storm jungle]

Typhus does it for the love of the game

[solid horizon]

It's 3 am I'm not reading ahriman's alchemical bio

[storm jungle]

Ahriman does it because he has to aura farm

[storm jungle]

So long gay bowser

[jade holly]

Kharn does it because the funny voices say so

[storm jungle]

Kharn is a psychopath yeah

LOL

Hes a piece of shit that helped Angron damn his legion

[solid horizon]

Sorry maam I failed I am not strong enough 😔

[midnight dragon]

I haven't even gotten pass first episode of this blood marine show it's boring

[storm jungle]

I WARNED YOU

YOU DIDNT LISTEN

[midnight dragon]

I can't put down my phone

[storm jungle]

then suffer

[jade holly]

Mfw Typhus was so in it for the love of the game he was probably already a heretic before Erebus and Lorgar

[rancid cove]

number go up

[storm jungle]

these travellers never listen to me and bear the burden

[rancid cove]

me happy

[solid horizon]

Typhus is really tanky

[midnight dragon]

I can't put down the phone

[storm jungle]

he has that beer gut

[midnight dragon]

I can't put down the ohone

[jade holly]

Friend? Enemy? No, numbers

[solid horizon]

I may have to face him saturday

[storm jungle]

Enjoy damnation

[jade holly]

And I must get more

[midnight dragon]

I can't put down the phone

I can't put down the phone

[solid horizon]

Great unclean one, Mortarion and Typhus scare me

[midnight dragon]

Sippin on chomecazine,

[storm jungle]

Well that was creepy

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/an-italian-boy-italian-boy-someone-spinning-baby-like-a-pizza-gif-2995014824787016441

[midnight dragon]

I think I fell in love

[solid horizon]

Vashtorr give me strength

[midnight dragon]

I can't put down the phone

I can't put down the phone

Yeah

[jade holly]

HIS NAME IS KU’GATH

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[solid horizon]

ULKAIR

[jade holly]

NURGLE BLESS HIM WITH YOUR STINKIEST GIFTS 🗣️ 🔥

[midnight dragon]

Now I think of all the times you screwed me over....

[jade holly]

[midnight dragon]

Always left to wonder that it was always something that I've done

[solid horizon]

Will nurgle like my rad bombardment and radioactive aura

[midnight dragon]

But I don't wanna live that way

[storm jungle]

bro

[midnight dragon]

Listening to every word you say

[storm jungle]

is this guy singing

[jade holly]

I think we gotta gabagool this Ale fellow

[midnight dragon]

You said that you could let it go

[solid horizon]

Probably

[storm jungle]

I cant let go, the boss needs his money

anyway

[solid horizon]

If you like to gamble

[storm jungle]

cringe musical aside

[solid horizon]

Tell you I'm your man

[storm jungle]

im gonna go make coffee, its like 5 at night

[solid horizon]

Yeah I'm sealing my casket

So long heterosexual mario

[civic gale]

hi at everyone

[opaque coyote]

I still think that it's fucking hilarious that the ending slides are mostly sweet with classical music in the background

[civic gale]

about how he died in ww2?

[opaque coyote]

And then we just see Strohiem have several guns pop out from his back and shout

"GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!"

[civic gale]

oh right

part 7 is out

[opaque coyote]

Like that shit made me laugh

[civic gale]

apperantly

the "you utter fool" in japanese

its literally one of the worse insults you can tell someone

japanese friend told me that

is it true?

idk

[opaque coyote]

Like I think it's the funniest shit that Strohiem is just outright a Nazi and yet you kinda forget that for a bit

...

And then you remember when the ending slides come

And I'm like

"Good riddance??"

[civic gale]

right

he was so cool

then the slide comes

"stroheim (a german) died in ww2"

[opaque coyote]

And the funniest part is that Strohiem is introduced as a villain

[civic gale]

[opaque coyote]

As a fucking asshole

[civic gale]

certified servo skull moment

[opaque coyote]

And it's not like the author forgot that

Cause he's kinda the only one in the ending slides that don't get some happy outcome

[civic gale]

https://tenor.com/view/rudol-von-stroheim-stroheim-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-battle-tendency-gif-13994621

he even does the pose bro

[opaque coyote]

Also the funniest shit is that the English version basically blocked out his heil with a shadow.

[civic gale]

[opaque coyote]

Why TF did they even bother

You can still fully tell

[languid meadow]

Lmfao I totally forgot he did that

[opaque coyote]

Part 2 in general is definitely where the bizarre fully kicks in

Like Part 1 definitely has some craziness in there

But part 2 just dials it up by 1000

"The vampires? Actually they come from an ancient race of beings that were worshipped by the Aztecs. And they were made as basically livestock."

And it's also extremely funny that Kars was probably the most powerful villain up until Pucci

And that every part actually kinda toned it down until part 6

Part 3 being a continuation of Dio.

Part 4 having an episodic format and then switching to a serial killer

Part 5 being a mob boss

Araki was definitely like

"How do I top Kars in power...

I don't."

[civic gale]

26 bucks for the year pass 2 with keys

doesnt seem bad

[nocturne crest]

And Part 7 is going to be one episode at a time.

[civic gale]

praise be

[rancid cove]

coming up with new warband names wooooh
"Claws of Despair"
"Warmongerers"
"War Hounds"
"Children of the Damned"
"Sons of Terror"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1343865645133070346/glup.gif

dont know which one to choose

kind of fond with the Warmongerers/Warmongers

[opaque coyote]

War Hounds kinda sound too similar to World Eaters who sre often dog themed.

Me thinks...

Claws of the Damned

Would be a good one

[rancid cove]

Was thinking of that combination too

had some ideas to try and come up with something related to Lord/Lords

Lords of Damnation

[hallow saddle]

are they god-aligned?

[opaque coyote]

Lords of Despair

[rancid cove]

chaos undivided

[opaque coyote]

Damned Lords

[rancid cove]

ooo thats a good one too

[opaque coyote]

Nah not that one

Uhh

[opaque coyote]

Honestly kinda want to do more with Malice

[fervent geode]

Sounds Nurgly

[rancid cove]

could be a successor warband
they do have some nurgle alligned members who have their own ship

[opaque coyote]

Because honestly, in terms of domain, it makes complete sense.

There would definitely be people who just want

Everything to be gone

Not just for the Galaxy to Burn

[fervent geode]

Hmm maybe as subwarband

[opaque coyote]

But to be snuffed out

[opaque coyote]

There would be no fire anymore

Not even ashes

Nothing

There would be plenty of people who would have that desire in 40k

To shout

"Damn the Imperium, damn the 4, damn all of it. I want it gone!"

[rancid cove]

Beasts of Malice? Lords of Malice?

[opaque coyote]

I mean there already exists an SM chapter for Malice

[neon jacinth]

For the Emperor

[opaque coyote]

Called Sons of Malice

Would be kinda too repetitive to have

X of Malice

[rancid cove]

true

[hallow saddle]

Malice has some weird baggage

[opaque coyote]

Also interestingly enough, Malice is one of the few Chaos Gods that can directly be summoned

Which

Probably is evidence for how small they are

But honestly imagining summoning something that's like

In-between a greater Daemon/prince and a fully fledged Chaos God

Would be terrifying

[rancid cove]

i had ideas for them to have some subwarbands due to their size and diversity

[opaque coyote]

Because yeah maybe they could be killed

Eventuallt

But it would probably take more resources than the Siege of Terra

[heady rivet]

Staring longingly at Darktide rn

[opaque coyote]

That world is just fucked

But yeah I like that there is a Chaos diety that just represents

"Fuck all of this shit! I hope you all die!"

And honestly Malice should generally be bigger given how fucked up the 40k galaxy is

I'm pretty sure there would be several people who would just want everything to end

Y'know?

[rancid cove]

noight lords

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but they still enjoy like

Torture

And fucking around generally

They don't truly want everything to die

They're just the equivalent of drunken teenagers going around a city

Some drugs here and there

Some excruciating torture

And then hide from the cops

[rancid cove]

problem with naming my warband is that i want something simple yet which sounds cool
something that rolls the tongue like Red Corsairs or something like that

is hard to come up with tbh

[opaque coyote]

So they're undivided

What's their main shtick

[rancid cove]

Lords of Terror?

[opaque coyote]

Like what do they do

Like how would they invade a planet for example

What do they do to the innocent?

Combatants?

[rancid cove]

well, the way i imagined them would be more of a "adaptive" group who instead of using more simpler or preferred tactics (like World Eaters who prefer melee or Night Lords who rely on more cowardly tactics) they wage war in many ways to get the "job done"
think as if they have the advantage of higher ground, they fortify and shoot down their enemies, if they have melee advantage go all out on melee
sounds less chaos i know but i thought it would be cool

[rancid cove]

More depends on specifics, some times just quick kills
they only torture if they have time to spare, a point to make or terror tactics

[opaque coyote]

Prowling Claws.

Like a hunter they use whatever it takes to catch and kill their prey

[rancid cove]

ooooh

thats a good one

What about "Hel Prowlers"?
I know some times Hell is mentioned in 40k and they usually refer to it as Hel

[opaque coyote]

Apparently forge worlds owned by the dark Mechanicus are called

Hell Forges

[midnight dragon]

Maybe we can end the ork incursion on the milky way if we get them all.addicted to tik tok and social media

[opaque coyote]

Not Hel

...

Yeah Hell is probably an inconsistent concept in 40k

Could call them Warp Prowlers

[midnight dragon]

Wouldn't that just be khornes abode

[opaque coyote]

The same goes for like

The warp in general tbf

If you are a Psyker, you're gonna be fucking eaten by daemons even when you've already died

Fun for the whole family

[tough haven]

Gotta burn bright before you burn out 🗣️ 🔥

[opaque coyote]

Usually when a normal human dies, their soul just fades into the warp. Whether this process is painful or whatever is unknown.

If you have a powerful soul. Like being a Psyker. Your soul is gonna be eaten by Daemons

[rancid cove]

"Night Prowlers"
"Void Prowlers"
"Hel/Hell Prowlers"
"Dark Prowlers"
"Crimson Prowlers"
"Void Claws"
"War Claws"
"Death Claws"

[opaque coyote]

If you are an Eldar. Congratulations, your soul specifically goes to Slaanesh unless if you're under protection

But apparently before Slaanesh existed

Eldar reincarnated and could remember their past lives

So I have a headcanon that everyone can actually do this by default.

It's just that Eldar were the only ones that remembered

[rancid cove]

I have seen Hell get called Hel somewhere just dont remember it

but I kinda like the idea of Hell Claws

[opaque coyote]

They're like some kind of

Helldivers

[rancid cove]

sanguinius also mentions hell when he kills KaBandha

"if you truly do hail from the realm that men once called hell, when you return there, tell your kindred it was Sanguinius who threw you back"

[opaque coyote]

Basically before Slaanesh everyone reincarnated

The ocean is often used as an analogue in the warp

In this case, if you died before things went completely shit

You would be reincarnated eventually

[rancid cove]

I also had uh

[opaque coyote]

At a random point in time

But after Slaanesh got manifested and everything went tits up

[rancid cove]

ideas of changing my warbands allignment from chaos undivided to smaller chaos gods (so I can homebrew them)

[opaque coyote]

Anybody would a particularly powerful soul basically is now just Daemon chow

[rancid cove]

or making them chaos undivided who also includes those lesser chaos gods

[opaque coyote]

It's worth noting that

Surprisingly few undivided Marines are religious

Usually those that worship undivided just want the benefits

[rancid cove]

yeah i know

[opaque coyote]

You could have them be somewhat religious

Have them kill each person equally

With a ritual that benefits one of the four

Take one person's skull

Torture another

Idk wtf Tzeentch does with killing people I guess uh shoot them with magic or something

And finally forcefully infect one with a disease that kills them

[rancid cove]

i was thinking of making them also worship (or at least acknowledge) some lesser chaos gods for the fun of homebrewing my own stuff and using irl religion concepts on them
like satanic iconography

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that would be interesting

You could have the chapter also be a mix of

"I love Chaos!!!"

And

"I'm just here for the free bonus points man."

[rancid cove]

they are pretty much like that already, i wasnt thinking of making all of them especially religious or less religious

[opaque coyote]

Undivided is just kinda funny to me because if you think about it

[rancid cove]

some are just more into it than others and theyre even bullied or made fun of from either side

[opaque coyote]

It's kinda like

Trying to do a jack of all trades build

...God Chaos would make for a really good rogue like

[rancid cove]

which is pretty much what i kinda want to do with my warband

[fervent geode]

That’s the WB lol

[civic gale]

oh lawd

idk if true

but

i mean....an admech is an admech...

[young pecan]

It would be a really cool game idea

Actions and the build options you take grant favour

And if there's an imbalance of favour past a certain threshold

The gods just turn you into a spawn and game over lmao

Speaking of which, can you split your reverence and blessings between two or three of the chaos gods, but not all four?

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I thought of it being similar to Hades

Where you basically directly ask the God for the boons

Or even just a greater Daemon representing them

[opaque coyote]

But honestly this just sounds way more fun

[young pecan]

Tzeentch barely pays you any mind, yet picks and flicks a booger at you

+2 Int

Then late game he salivates at the thought of throwing you into whatever he threw Kairos into

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine this:

Each of the Chaos Gods would have a humanoid form representing themselves.

Mainly to prevent your brain from melting instantly.

Tzeentch's would constantly switch colors. Kinda imagined a hunchbacked mad scientist type design.

Khorne would be a big muscular individual sitting on the throne.

I imagined him having a strongman type physique where he's a bit "fat"

But it's mostly defined by the muscles

Because Khorne wouldn't really care about the aesthetics of bodybuilding

Slaanesh would be androgynous. Switching between two clothing designs at random. You could also have them be somewhat muscular to represent their focus on the martial arts

And Nurgle would uh

Look like your average discord mod and/or reddit admin

[opaque coyote]

I always thought it would depend on riskier duo blessings

Basically you could get a mixed blessing, which would be more powerful than singular God ones

But would put you more at risk of becoming a Chaos Spawn

[young pecan]

Oh I mean in terms of actual lore

[opaque coyote]

Oh

[young pecan]

Like are there people who worship only two or three gods?

And don't get smacked down

[fervent geode]

It’s rare

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I never really heard of duo or trio worship

[fervent geode]

Look up the Witness

[opaque coyote]

They either go for one or all four

[fervent geode]

This is usually how it goes lol

[opaque coyote]

Oh damn he's rare rare

He even became a Daemon prince of both

[young pecan]

Yoo I was thinking about a Khorne/Nurgle crossover too

[opaque coyote]

I feel like trying to worship two would get the other two to become pissed at you

[fervent geode]

Phrynon just built different

[young pecan]

A very synergistic combo I would think

[fervent geode]

Yeah that’s usually why it sucks lol

[opaque coyote]

Since like.

If you worship just one, it's expected

[fervent geode]

Crazy luck lol

[opaque coyote]

If you worship just four, they're grumpy

But they won't mind it

It makes sense

[fervent geode]

Worship two they tear you apart

Choose mf

Unless your based like Phrynon the Witness

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I usually think it's because due to the "love" being shared

They have less interest to protect you from the other two

[fervent geode]

Yeah it’s harder to own you

As well

[young pecan]

But like why would the other two have power over you any more than three would have power over you though

[opaque coyote]

Bro needs to reveal his secrets on god

"Okay, Everytime I sacrifice a skull. I also shit on it to appease Nurgle."

[fervent geode]

He got fucked by both of them if I could guess, the abyssal crusade was wild stupid

[fervent geode]

Your soul is like a slinky being pulled apart

[young pecan]

As in, if I worship only one god, why are all three remaining not mad about that, but worshipping two makes the other two mad?

[opaque coyote]

Calgar apparently smashed his skull in

[fervent geode]

They aren’t mad per say

[young pecan]

And if it's about being pulled every which way, I don't think a four way is much better

[fervent geode]

But it’s harder to balance

[fervent geode]

They balance each other out in that case

[fervent geode]

Fucking Calgar

[opaque coyote]

Undivided means you worship Chaos in general

So they're probably fine with that

[fervent geode]

Yeah all four in synthesis

Worshipping two is dedicating yourself between two extremes

Can’t last usually

[opaque coyote]

Either way, it's funny to imagine shit like Slaanesh being Jealous that Khorne got Kharn or something

[young pecan]

I'm not following the logic tbh

[opaque coyote]

"HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!"

[fervent geode]

His daemons try to get Khârn in Wrath of Khârn lmao

Didn’t work, he killed them all

[crystal forum]

would be interesting to see a mix between nurgle and khorne powers tbh

[fervent geode]

Hmm

[young pecan]

It just seems strange that worshipping four, who have specific dislikes towards other of the specific brothers, is a better outcome than worshipping two synergistic ones

[opaque coyote]

You either go for an extreme

Or go non-committal.

Worshipping two extremes means that two aren't happy and the other two need to share.

And they fucking hate sharing.

[brave owl]

because the others keep each other in check

[fervent geode]

To give your soul to chaos undivided is to give into the darkness of all four gods

[brave owl]

and you don't end up punished or "rewarded" too much

[fervent geode]

To give your soul to one god is to dedicate

[crystal forum]

chaos undivided isn't worshipping all four gods it's more like fighting for chaos in general

[fervent geode]

If you give your soul to you are in limbo

[opaque coyote]

It's like

A pie.

Either one gets all of the pie.

Or they get equal slices

[young pecan]

That's a better way of putting it

[opaque coyote]

If you worship two

Two get two halves of the pie

While the other two get nothing

And they're fucking hungry

[fervent geode]

Even if you don’t officially worship them your still a slave eh

[young pecan]

No bro I'm taking their gifts freely

[fervent geode]

Because it’s also a religion sometimes anyway

[young pecan]

Freely given and freely taken

[fervent geode]

Wow I met Scouring Perturabo today

[young pecan]

[fervent geode]

[crystal forum]

most chaos undivided characters i can think of are csm who just really hate the imperium

[brave owl]

its funny Perturabo is actually more calm as a Daemon Prince then he was as a Human lol

[young pecan]

Archaon the Everchudden

GRAHH I'M SO ANGRY AT THE CHAOS GODS THAT I'M GONNA KEEP HELPING THEM!!!!

[crystal forum]

what other choice is there really

[opaque coyote]

Basically he's on some serious copium

Because it's either continue trying

Or give up and realize that your efforts availed you nothing

Tbf he could try a different approach but he hates gods in general

[fervent geode]

Lorgar, Argel, Xaphen, Zardu, Erebus, Kor Phaeron, Jarulek, Marduk, Narthian, Sor Talgron, Kol Badar, Orthaon, Cerastes, Borthas, Wrack, Ekodas, Paristur, Burias, Ashkenaz, Amatnim and Eliphas

[opaque coyote]

And a different approach in his eyes

Means going from one prison to another

It doesn't matter to him

Not anymore

[fervent geode]

Peak cope lol

[opaque coyote]

He's also kinda stupid

[crystal forum]

he should become the guy from god of war

and start killing gods

[fervent geode]

Those who give themselves willingly to Dark Gods are either insane or stupid generally

[opaque coyote]

You'd think after destroying the fucking universe and the Chaos Gods being all happy about it.

That he would think

"I should try something different for once"

[fervent geode]

Blud would end up like the Silver Knight

[opaque coyote]

Tbf he was kinda fucked from the beginning

[fervent geode]

Isn’t he Be’lakor’s son

[crystal forum]

or kaldor draigo

[opaque coyote]

Yes.

But also every attempt he took to try and escape it

Including killing himself

Got reverted

[fervent geode]

He became a Templar iirc

[opaque coyote]

Since he did try that

Belakor just reset

[fervent geode]

Fuck you Sigmar should’ve told him he was a good boy or something

[brave owl]

or forced into it

[opaque coyote]

Basically he didn't really have much options

[fervent geode]

God I hope he becomes Ku’gath’s Daemonhost

[opaque coyote]

And credit to him over MFS like

Angron

[crystal forum]

bruuuuh

[opaque coyote]

At least he tried killing himself

[fervent geode]

Ala my legion

[fervent geode]

I know but still

[crystal forum]

idk why draigo isn't a saint yet

[opaque coyote]

To try and prevent himself from becoming what's basically the antichrist

[crystal forum]

guy does more work than saint celestine

[fervent geode]

He’s still jumping in and out of the warp iirc

[opaque coyote]

So

Still better than like every primarch

He actually tried

[crystal forum]

emperor should just turn him into a champion already smh

[opaque coyote]

Always got the impression that he's just being fucked with by the Chaos Gods

[crystal forum]

if kaldor draigo wasn't nerfed by the warp bullshit he'd be in the top toughest characters of the material realm

[fervent geode]

Too lazy lmao

[fervent geode]

He is probably, I bet they find him amusing

[opaque coyote]

He's basically just permanently stuck being in and out of the warp for their own entertainment

Wanna spice a game up?

Kaldor Draigo

[fervent geode]

He never did lol

He kept making life worse for his sons instead

[opaque coyote]

Belakor mentions Archaon actually hanging himself but he just reverted it

[fervent geode]

Wait who

Archaon or Angron

[brave owl]

archaon

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah

Lmao

Mb

[opaque coyote]

While Angron just never tried

[crystal forum]

emperor forever going to be the weakest chaos god

smh

[opaque coyote]

This means that Archaon is actually better than every primarch

[fervent geode]

Can’t get off his gamer chair

[fervent geode]

To be fair Mortarion thought of shooting the Emperor when he was given the Lantern

[opaque coyote]

"nothing personnel kid"

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[crystal forum]

imagine all the ulcers the emperor has after sitting for ten thousand years

[opaque coyote]

he ain't got shit to get ulcers over

[brave owl]

theres no butt to ulcer left yo

[opaque coyote]

bro is basically a mummy

[crystal forum]

bone ulcers

[opaque coyote]

if the emperor ever wakes up

first thing he'll do is scratch fuckign everywhere

[crystal forum]

give me a sip of fucking water

[fervent geode]

He then thought of the fact the emperor might be able to read his mind and not die but also dismisses it because atp he wanted to have a father

[opaque coyote]

"Please let this dad be good"

"WITH THE EMPEROR?"

"NO WAY!"

[fervent geode]

Nah - said fate

Although Big E gets a sticker for trying with him

[opaque coyote]

Cruising down on main stree-

[crystal forum]

emperor deserves all the hate

but man some of his sons are assholes

[brave owl]

Mortarion deserved better lol

[opaque coyote]

"Hold on. I will try my best to be a good dad. What does a son want..."

thinking back towards thousands of years of experiences

"Ah yes! Clearly he wants to be beaten!"

[fervent geode]

A big black sword apparently

[brave owl]

I still cannot fucking fathom some of the Emperors choices.

[fervent geode]

Angron tier parenting

[brave owl]

Especially with Angron

[crystal forum]

how about a fucking hug

[fervent geode]

Get my leman, it’s beating time

[crystal forum]

emperor gets to be dumbest and smartest character of the setting

[jade holly]

He has high highs, but very low lows

[brave owl]

9999 of the shamans he was don't have the brain cell

[jade holly]

can any character in 40K be considered a tragic anti villain?

[crystal forum]

for one, he's human so he wasn't perfect

on the other side, he made himself the big dictator and sole person responsible for the fate of humanity

[opaque coyote]

Magnus and Angron borrowed their dad's parenting style

[crystal forum]

this shit is mostly on him

[jade holly]

Perturabo went above and beyond his father

[opaque coyote]

honestly he did that shit before the emps came

he was justk ind of an asshole

[jade holly]

Sins of the father? Nah, my sins are my own

[fervent geode]

He hugged Morty for some reason lol

[jade holly]

Seriously though can anyone in 40K be considered an anti villain?

[fervent geode]

Didn’t know Magnus was an ass to his sons, another one for the hate pile

[jade holly]

Or would tragic villain fit their roles better?

[brave owl]

screams at father for interrupting his gaming marathon for over 3 hours

[fervent geode]

Tragic…

Hmm

For all his assholery dad might be tragic

[jade holly]

Szarekh? He’s currently feeling overwhelming guilt and remorse for what he did. Even removed a protocol that made all the Necrons essentially his slaves

[fervent geode]

Esp when they mention why he fights, or at least why he did in the beginning

[opaque coyote]

I mean he kinda left them there on prospero

while he was too busy crying

because the emperor offered to forgive him

...

[crystal forum]

crying from his one eye

[opaque coyote]

but he needs to kill his legion

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah he let his legion die

[opaque coyote]

Magnus inevitably made his choice and actually defended them

[fervent geode]

How silly of me

[opaque coyote]

but only after the space wolves kinda uh

murdered a lot of them

a little

a little too late there

[fervent geode]

He saved like 1292 I think

Out of 89k

[fervent geode]

Just a little Magnus

[opaque coyote]

and the nthe flesh change thing happened

and funnily enough it shows that something in the emperor's genetics causes him to do nothing wrong

[crystal forum]

why did space wolves kill thousands sons so easily anyways

is it because wizards are weak and cant lift

[fervent geode]

Idk i didn’t read much Prospero shit

[fervent geode]

Probably

Also their tutelaries turning on them

And the flesh change

[opaque coyote]

Because in his arrogance, Ahriman did the whole rubric thing

[fervent geode]

And the sisters of silence

[opaque coyote]

and all of their non-psyker members are now dust

[opaque coyote]

It's worth noting that not all of the T.Sons were wizards

[fervent geode]

Not even non psyker lmao, a lot of the weaker librarius got screwed too

[opaque coyote]

A bit hard to cast spells when you're painfully mutating

[fervent geode]

Phosis T’Kar can confirm

[opaque coyote]

also the wolves had

wizards of their own

[crystal forum]

weak af

[civic gale]

tummy hurty

anyways hi lore chat

[celest dome]

The Wolf's don't hate Psykers like most people think

[cerulean trellis]

But.. psykers bad, runepriests though.. they ok

[gleaming gale]

Obviously, they don't have psyker in the name, can't be one

[midnight dragon]

I think orks fav factions to fight personally are

1. Khorne
2. Space marines
3. Tyranids
4. Imperial guard
5. Orks

[gleaming gale]

Guard should be first, they're the classic match-up

[midnight dragon]

Yeah but khornes faction fights with a similar aggression and similar goal in mind

[midnight dragon]

Tho, if guess khorne don't really got alot of dakka tho

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2037279129066701009

The_Nightfall (@KonradCurze_40k)

In other news, the alpha legion subreddit is taking adeptacon very well

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[jade holly]

It’s the HL3 stuff at game Awards all over again

[crystal forum]

night lord fans are also losing their marbles

[surreal nest]

Anybody know of a good Citadel blue/gray for this armor color

[gleaming gale]

Fenrisian grey maybe?

[mossy peak]

are the datamined skitaari stuff real

[surreal nest]

Literally the perfect color

Thank you

[surreal nest]

Who wants to spoonfeed me lore on the 122nd Cadian regiment

[celest dome]

Miss reading by warhammer fans that got generalised because people learn lore through memes

Russ say that Stormpriest and Runepriest are using the Warp, but inversely to how the TSons do, they approach it with caution, following eons old tradition that put safeguards to their techniques.

On the other hand, the Psyker of Prospero were the ruling cast, Psykers were able to push the pedal to the metal on their research, discarding any notion of care

Deamons were known of on all 3 planet prior to their finding by the Imperium, and only 1 saw merit to barter with them

[limpid granite]

I dont think a runepriest is accidentally opening a warp portal

[celest dome]

They still can

But their ways lessen the risk of it happening

[wary fulcrum]

Think of space wolves using a rifle to hunt and feed a family with

In that context, it’s not necessarily bad

Thousand Sons use it to change the channel because their bank robbing junkie friend says it’s a good idea

[wary fulcrum]

Magnus was a dick

He’d bully and rage when questioned, murder when found out

Genuinely the worst primarch

[brave owl]

belief that its the proper way of doing it has made it a proper way lel

[fervent geode]

I’d seen some of this behaviour a little when he was having his fallout with Lorgar but I had no idea he was that bad lol

[celest dome]

Well, it's also part of a "trial and error" evolution, many Psykers use stable techniques that are much older than their known ancestry

[wary fulcrum]

“No,” whispered Ahriman with sudden, instinctive clarity. “You already knew of it. When the Emperor showed you its wonders and dangers you feigned not to know, but you had already peered into its depths and seen them.”

Magnus was at his side in an instant, towering over him with his flesh and eye a seething crimson. Ahriman felt the searing heat of Magnus’ presence, realising that he had crossed a line without knowing it even existed. In that moment, he knew he understood very little about his primarch, and wished that every scrap of knowledge that had passed between them earlier could be washed away.

“Never say that again, ever,” said Magnus, his eye boring into him like a diamond drill.”

Magnus is a straight up buster

[fervent geode]

What an ass lol

[celest dome]

All of the Primarch were

Tbf

[fervent geode]

In their own ways

[brave owl]

Sanguinius was probably the closest to "good" but he had his problems too

[fervent geode]

Lmfao he left Baal an irradiated shithole

Some of them were “good” on their own worlds before the Emperor bound them with oaths and took them on his Crusade though

[raven stone]

If Yarrick can get a revival, maybe the Fortress of Arrogance can get one too…

[gleaming gale]

Thinking I'm gonna cannibalize Graves' battle bus to put the bling on a Baneblade

[shadow plover]

Where was he though...

nowhere to be seen on armageddon

[rocky gale]

Based

[fervent geode]

The only based thing he ever did smh

[raven stone]

NGL would be a funny wicked conversion…

[tough haven]

https://fxtwitter.com/superfeyn/status/2037115909140337094

Feyn (@superfeyn)

Thank you, Iron Hands

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FxTwitter · Mar 26, 2026, 10:34 AM

[civic gale]

i dont get this, gives me "girlfailure" guardsman vibes

[humble shoal]

Isnt it a chainsawman reference?

[civic gale]

mayve yeh

[rocky gale]

It's a reference to the ending I think, so if you haven't read it yet it won't make much sense

[civic gale]

wait chansaw man ended?

[rancid cove]

At least part 2

People think theres gonna be a continuation aka part 3

[wintry cloud]

Yeah apparently the part 2 ending was so bad it caused another jujutsu kaisen lobotomy across the fandom

Where did my images go

[rancid cove]

It wasnt bad the fanbase just fucking sucks ass

[wintry cloud]

Ehhh

[rancid cove]

They were expecting way too much

People are slowly realizing it was just an outburts

[wintry cloud]

Ehhhhhhh

Sure

Well agree to disagree

[rancid cove]

Give it a month and everybody will be praising it

The internet works likes a hivemind

If someone says it sucks the horde follows it

Give it enough time people will start thinking for themselves

[solid horizon]

mareus castle

[gleaming gale]

AI slop

[rancid cove]

Hopefully the bubble will pop next year

SoraAI is already ending

Disney cancelled the partnership with OpenAI

Many AI servers might shut down due to the lack of funding or money they were never able to make back

[storm jungle]

"the bubble will pop guys just wait"

[rancid cove]

Let me have my copium in peace

AI bros deserve everything bad that is coming to them

[storm jungle]

Go to a more private place to do that

[humble shoal]

Except for that one openai guy who "commited suicide"

[civic gale]

[insert gif of van almost crashing from different angles in a loop]

[storm jungle]

LMAO LITERALLY

the bubble "popping" is not gonna change anything

[humble shoal]

Itll cause an economic crisis

For a while

[civic gale]

people keep saying its about to pop

i am yet to see it pop

[humble shoal]

And likely a ground war in asia

[storm jungle]

cool ive been waiting for a fucking year

[civic gale]

lmao

[humble shoal]

Then you get palantir vance

Nothing changes

Said the same thing during his first term, the vp is not any better than the potus.

[civic gale]

wait

is this politics talk?

IN MY LORE CHAT!?!?!?!

jk i personally do not care

[misty vector]

fork found in kitchen

[storm jungle]

buddy we do that shit daily

lol

[civic gale]

buddy? :0 we finally friends?

[storm jungle]

No lol

its a figure of speech

[civic gale]

damn it

i know it is i was being funne

granted minus the funne

but trying to

[rancid cove]

James workshop please kill caldor draigo pleAaaase

[gleaming gale]

James Workshop, nuke Krieg

[rancid cove]

James Workshop, nuke Armageddon and Krieg and Caldor Draigo

[civic gale]

Poor guy

[storm jungle]

its a cat

[civic gale]

It's a guy now

[storm jungle]

no

[civic gale]

Damn it

Thought I could fool you

[rancid cove]

Last thing a Cadian saw before their dogshit planet got turned into dust

[civic gale]

People really be hating on cadia here

[rancid cove]

Fucking hate cadia

All their inhabitants too

[civic gale]

Why?

[rancid cove]

They're like cockroaches
Theyre everywhere, scurrying

Every single one of them should've died on that planet

Abaddon was right

[civic gale]

Red flags from this text

[storm jungle]

Recaf how new are you to 40k

[rancid cove]

I'm no.1 Chaos supporter
Abaddon did nothing wrong, nor did Huron Blackheart

Fuck paying taxes fuck them stinking cadians

[civic gale]

Only been into it for like....2 months kek

[storm jungle]

Then you dont understand yet. You will one day lmao

[rancid cove]

One day you will hate Cadians

Just not yet

[civic gale]

Hmmm another one of a specific Portuguese part of the parliament arrest for CP

I hate this world

[rancid cove]

Was he from a conservative party

[civic gale]

It's called Chega

[rancid cove]

True chaos followers think alike because theyre all based

Erebus did nothing wrong (except for killing Argel Tal)

[gleaming gale]

Erebus is guilty of the crime of not getting killed by Kharn

[civic gale]

Extreme right party

So they are also homophobic and transphobic

[rancid cove]

Usual suspects

[civic gale]

Indeed

[rancid cove]

Well that was because he got Argel Tal killed so thats his only mistake

Everything else he did was pretty based

[wintry cloud]

I love it here

[fervent folio]

Lorescholars! I need your aid!

I dont understand powerfists.

Like, with a powersword it makes sense, you activate it, it gets all forcefieldy and wirry and cuts better

But i've seen a mini of a human commissar with a powerfist. No powerarmor, nothing

So at the end of the day they have limited punchforce, right ?

[nocturne crest]

Beautiful.

[fervent folio]

What does the "power" add to a hunk of metal fist ?

is it zappy?

or.... does it just punch extra punchy ?

[misty vector]

well its like a piece of power armor too, along with having the same energy coating like the swords

[fervent folio]

Okay but thats the part that confuses me

for a sword it makes sense

Like, there is this forcefield that makes it cut better

but for a fist ?

[vagrant fox]

Lexicanum knows

[fervent folio]

Like.... you're still a human... you have limited punchforce

[fervent folio]

Ah

[misty vector]

its like the space marine armor, its got the tech that makes your punches stronger

[fervent folio]

So basically like "what if my fist were a shotgun"

[rose thorn]

AOS is the best community

[misty vector]

its like if a hammer could also shatter on a molecular level

[fervent folio]

[fervent folio]

Okay. Now its starting to make sense

[wintry cloud]

Yeah when you see “power” assume some sort of energy flowing through the tech

[rancid cove]

Powerfists are kind of funny because its gigantic boxing gloves with a powerfield

[misty vector]

its like you put it on something sharp itll cut better, put it on a fist theyll crush better

[fervent folio]

What I still dont quite get is how does a power FIST that literally just encapsulates your lower arm at best "enhance strength" ?

[wintry cloud]

Last sentence

[misty vector]

power armor for just your arm

[fervent folio]

Okay yeah i get that. But i mean... wait, let me find the mini

[vagrant fox]

Technology in 40k doesn't necessarily make much sense always, it's a lot of rule of cool

[rancid cove]

The power fist is attached into an exoskeleton basically

So the servor gears on it make you punch with more strength

And the powerfield cuts anything on your way

[fervent folio]

Like. That encapsulates her FOREARM at best

[rancid cove]

Yeah they only have pseudo explications because theyre not meant to make sense

Only to look cool

[vagrant fox]

There's technologicaly mcguffins inside that make you hit harder don't worry about it

[fervent folio]

Okay XD

[misty vector]

yeah thats prob more just a stylistic choice

[rose thorn]

They are pulling a middle earth lmao

[rancid cove]

Anything that tries to explain something in 40k is purely pseudo science

It doesnt make sense it just is

[misty vector]

but it def makes you punch harder

[wintry cloud]

Look at this for example

[fervent folio]

Like, if it encapsulates her whole arm i would be able to wrap my mind around it

[fervent folio]

Ah yes... Khorne marine fused to a demonengine ?

Chaos is a special kind of.... creative

[wintry cloud]

Yes
But how does it function realistically

[rancid cove]

It doesnt

[fervent folio]

Yeah...

[wintry cloud]

W

[fervent folio]

XD

Fair point.

[rancid cove]

Its pure rule of cool
If it has any sort of explanation is purely fake scientific pseudo shit

It you dont understand how it works, look at what it does and not how its made to work

[vagrant fox]

Na it's a huge daemon engine

[misty vector]

theres an idea of science behind it

[rancid cove]

Because then nothing will be functioning in 40k

[fervent folio]

Yeah... my mind just immediately goes "I wanna understand how that would work"

hehe

[rancid cove]

This daemonengine is funny to me because its just a vehicle in the shape of a guy holding guns

[fervent folio]

so sometimes that can be a little frustrating

[rancid cove]

Just don't try to use real life as comparison

Look at the lexicanumm and see how it works

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/bkm5yqc6/warhammer-art-through-the-years-daughters-of-khaine/

[rancid cove]

Just don't try to comprehend it

Because its not real

Theres always shit like that in 40k

"This terminator armor is different because it has special gear that makes it move faster" while other books might say its impossible

It just is

[fervent folio]

Yeah, fair enough.

[misty vector]

remember theres an entire faction of humans that pray for their machines to work too

[rancid cove]

And it fucking works like a charm

Well at least most of the tine

[fervent folio]

Powerarmor is easy to understand though, that makes the fist so frustrating. Like, in a full armor there are servos and it basically behaves like an exoskeleton of sorts, enhancing the users movements. Then there is a fist. JUST a FIST. And it somehow does the same just for the arm ? Not even a full armpiece. Nope, just the fist

[storm jungle]

Its really not that deep man

[fervent folio]

XD

[storm jungle]

it make sa field around the fist, it makes hitting shit harder

thats literally it

[hollow lantern]

Big fist look cool

[storm jungle]

lol

[rancid cove]

Rule of cool

[misty vector]

theyd have to call it a power arm but its too late to change it ig

[rancid cove]

Theres no necessity for it to make sense

It looks cool, people like it

[storm jungle]

the fist is where most of the hitting force happens

not the arm itself so

https://klipy.com/gifs/acces-denied-no

[misty vector]

theyre asking how the servos could make you punch harder if its just a fist though

[rancid cove]

Because it does

[storm jungle]

What

[misty vector]

just how it works

[rancid cove]

Force field breaks most of the impact

Thats what makes it punch stronger

[fervent folio]

Basically, the powerfist states that it "enhances the users strength". But where does that strength come from ? Like in your gif, the force of a punch comes from the arm movement. But a powerfist reaches up the forearm at most. Thats what I got hung up on.

But yeah, rule of cool

[storm jungle]

The person punching it idfk

[fervent folio]

Not gonna wreck my brain too much over it XD

[rancid cove]

Yeah because authors don't really think about every aspect of shit they make up

They just say it does and it works

Some times they also apply the "not even the mechanicus knows how it works, it just does"

Don't wrap your head around it too much its fictional land

Spaceships have souls and emptions

Who cares

[fervent folio]

fair point

[fervent geode]

Its strengthening by connecting to the power armour and powering it I think?

Power scythes are better anyway

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gif-3977056725828219167

[rancid cove]

Speculation land

[fervent geode]

Someone go to Warhammer World and ask Titus Warhammer please

[limpid granite]

power fists use a displacer field

[storm jungle]

we said that already

[limpid granite]

don care

[storm jungle]

too bad

get out

[fervent folio]

Yep. And that got clarified ^^ ty

basically fisticuffs shotgun

I punch and you disintegrate

[misty vector]

but yeah its a bit silly lol

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah

its just a action toy logic

[limpid granite]

also the enhanced strength

[storm jungle]

also already said

[limpid granite]

im pretty sure punching someone with a metal glove hurts like hell

[misty vector]

like someone running faster because their feet have power armor it doesnt make too much sense

[storm jungle]

Tbh

[misty vector]

def more a stylistic choice to not cover the entire arm

[storm jungle]

we have people IRL who could crush the front of your face with a punch

now imagine them having a metal glove

lmao

[fervent folio]

fair

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/warhammer-astartes

[storm jungle]

Astartes post

[gleaming gale]

Behead postehaste

[limpid granite]

sm2 has a funny powerfist

since its more a power wave

[storm jungle]

Yeah its dogshit until you upgrade it

average SM2 L

up there with the machine gun Glock bolters

[fervent folio]

I wonder if ogryns could get powerfists in darktide. That would be kinda sweet

[limpid granite]

nah

[storm jungle]

They have them on Necromunda so probably

[limpid granite]

wait really?

[storm jungle]

depends on what GW allows + FS wants to add

[limpid granite]

i thought powerfists were too valuable to be wasted on ogryns

[gleaming gale]

They still won't add skins for hive scum and arbites

[storm jungle]

everything is "too valuable" to be wasted until a miniature needs it

[rose thorn]

WHERE IS MY GENESTEALER CULT SKIN GW

[storm jungle]

blame GW

[gleaming gale]

Isn't that more like a whole augmetic arm than a power fist

[storm jungle]

it says powerfist in the rulebook

[gleaming gale]

huh

[limpid granite]

ngl thats more an augment for the slave ogryn faction on necromunda

[gleaming gale]

alright

[limpid granite]

bionic arm powerfist

[storm jungle]

it literally says powerfist in the rulebook

lol

[rose thorn]

lmao yeah, power fists were a mining too

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/adin-adinross-what-does-he-even-do-adin-what-does-he-even-do-what-does-he-even-do-meme-gif-7301893521340817246

[limpid granite]

mining three

[storm jungle]

💀

[gleaming gale]

Community card

[storm jungle]

🫵

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[rose thorn]

their arms are interchangable in lore, so like "you are getting a drill dumbass, now tomroorw you get a arm"

[storm jungle]

UN FORRESTERO

🗣️

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[fervent folio]

PFFFT

XD

Fuckin BONK

[limpid granite]

we do have a power hammer in darktide

its a thammer skin

[fervent folio]

Love the good old bonkstick

[rose thorn]

nothing stands against the humble bitch ass axe

[storm jungle]

wrong axe dingus!

[limpid granite]

oh my god bruh

[rose thorn]

I CANT FIND IT

[storm jungle]

but yeah the one on the mini is in the game too

[limpid granite]

its the combat axe

[storm jungle]

WDYM CANT FIND IT

[rose thorn]

HERE

[storm jungle]

ITS IN THE SHOP

[rose thorn]

FUCK

[storm jungle]

NO THATS THE SAME AXE

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

there

[storm jungle]

yeah there

peak

[rose thorn]

lmao

is it really called the combat axe?

lmao

[limpid granite]

rashad mk3 combat axe

stupid liberal

[rose thorn]

i guess they give htem to outriders to defend themselves whiel they go ore surverying

its funny that "fuckin we need to find more ore, give these guys some bikes nad hope they find something" is commone nough on planets that its a common gsc archetype

[storm jungle]

tbh

an axe is a very versatile tool

so its not really shocking

[rose thorn]

i was gonna say "why would they arm their employees" but then i realize its porbably cheaper to give them an axe than to replace the bikes

see guys, the imperium is moral :3

they arm their employees before sending them to the alien desert

[rose thorn]

god i love this thing, it looks liek it getting killed with it will decrease your land value 10 fold

[heady rivet]

Every civilian vehicle we have specific detailed knowledge of is a mining vehicle for surveying or tunnel work

[rose thorn]

yeh i know it comes from codex gsc lmao

if GW releases a gsc skin or just a gsc head i will redownlaod darktide and gvie them my credit card info

[surreal nest]

AoS try to not cook challenge

[storm jungle]

Man they are so fucking cool

angular ahh knights my beloved

[surreal nest]

Lowk might get the spearhead

[solid horizon]

I think this guy looks neat

[storm jungle]

bro has no idea where he is

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaa-scream-raving-rabbids-cute-shout-gif-16637629

[queen laurel]

Didn't even include the cogforts

My God these things look cool

[surreal nest]

Actually their new one kinda lame

[storm jungle]

AOS legit came in at the end and as usual shoved 40k's head into the toilet

[surreal nest]

Old one looks way more fun

[storm jungle]

tbh

thos eare like regular ass troops

the new ones rae specialized ones

[surreal nest]

Idk those new guard models are fucking amazing like genuinely

[storm jungle]

What models

armaghetto?

[surreal nest]

The vehicles and killteam

[storm jungle]

I dont care for wehrmacht vehicles or cadians tbh

[surreal nest]

Nah they are cool

[queen laurel]

like out of the 40k miniatures even with my ork bias the only one that really genuinely tickles my brain is this guy like sure the other ones are cool but like there's just something with Wazdakka gutsmeks

[queen laurel]

kill team is an exception to the rule

[gleaming gale]

Legally distinct Tanith

[queen laurel]

They genuinely knocked it out of the park with the guy

[rose thorn]

same energy

[surreal nest]

This is fire too

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah most definitely he's actually my favorite of the human reveals

[gleaming gale]

Close enough, welcome back Sir Hammerlock

[surreal nest]

Lord Solar proxy just dropped

[rose thorn]

it will have its own warscroll0

dataslate? waht does 40k call stat sheets again?

[surreal nest]

Yeah but problem is lord solar is too fundamental

He can order tanks

Most HQ cant

[rose thorn]

oh i forgot 40k lists rn arent allowed to have fun

[surreal nest]

Its just an oversight in my earnest opinion

[rose thorn]

can, hero in tank not order tanks?

[surreal nest]

Lord solar is too strong to not use

He can but lord solar orders 3 units every turn

[rose thorn]

ah

[surreal nest]

Keyword units meaning anything

Tank commander can only order vehicles iirc

Im actually really stoked for these

[gleaming gale]

Centaur will be a meme with heavy weapons teams if it gets firing deck

[rose thorn]

god thats gonna look so good as brood brothers

[storm jungle]

Mid

[surreal nest]

Unmid

[storm jungle]

give it to the genestealers

[solid horizon]

another playground toy for my forgefiends

[rancid cove]

Once i finish angels of death im watching sopranos

[gleaming gale]

I'd have sacrificed these for a Salamander refresh but here we are

[rose thorn]

i agree for the truck tbh

[rancid cove]

[surreal nest]

Mind you this was the only other fucking transport besides chimera

Thing is hideous

[gleaming gale]

Not so bad if you give it wheels

[surreal nest]

Agreed

[solid horizon]

taurox have hideous stats

[rose thorn]

wai tseriousLy?

i thought all the tanks had transport

[surreal nest]

Only one tank has transport iirc

Baneblade variant

[gleaming gale]

Stormlord

[solid horizon]

nah that's space marines and their chaos fellas

[gleaming gale]

There's also the Gorgon but it's legends shit

[solid horizon]

who cares if it's legend

[rose thorn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[solid horizon]

legend stuff is based

too bad it's never updated

[gleaming gale]

It's also dumb expensive because it's a forgeworld kit

[solid horizon]

recasts

[storm jungle]

I love when imperial stuff especially space marine vehicles go to legend

[surreal nest]

I love that I bought a baneblade and it will never see a game of 40k

[storm jungle]

"NOOOOOOOOOOO MY PREDATOR VARIANT, WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY REMAINING 30 VARIANTS"

Fucking crybabies

lol