40k-lore-chat

[outer wave]

Nope

[rose thorn]

Idiot the east is genuinely the worst of warhammer

[outer wave]

Bat guy I forgot his name

[gleaming gale]

Thank you

Someone finally spoke it

[jade holly]

What other “Master of” models does CSM have besides Master of Possessions and Master of Executions

[outer wave]

Master of Coom

[spare osprey]

We chill with Mr. Bones around here?

[surreal nest]

i think that title goes to arch

arc

arch

[hallow plover]

Master of ||Mankind||

[near wasp]

Arch is genuinely the worst

[gleaming gale]

Arch has a self-contained audience

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[gleaming gale]

Idiot of the East is poisoning everything

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-emperor-of-man-emperor-gif-12094981323200160207

[outer wave]

LEAVE THIS HOUSE

[heady rivet]

"The baneblade is a scout tank"

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-mao-goodbye-chat-gif-22718979

[surreal nest]

ive never heard of idiot of the east but ive heard enough of arch to ruin my week

[near wasp]

I fucking hate when I have to ask a simple question eight fucking times to get an answer

[outer wave]

I've never heard of Idiot of the East either

[limpid granite]

dont search for his content

[outer wave]

I wasn't planning on it

[gleaming gale]

Abandon all hope ye who enter there

[outer wave]

But you've made me more curious

[outer wave]

Ughhhhhh

[rose thorn]

I PUNISH THEE

[surreal nest]

i'll take being a freak over a massive neo nazi

[outer wave]

Im so tired of Frieren kill demon memes

[limpid granite]

his comics are all low quality goonerbait

[rose thorn]

Luckily he is both

[outer wave]

I dont mind goonerbait

But the Frerien meme is tiring

[rose thorn]

Who the fuck is that????

[spare osprey]

You know how anime fans are.

[outer wave]

The character in the comic that isn't Slaanesh!

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anime-frieren-22

[outer wave]

Wait have you watched Freiren?

[rose thorn]

No ?

[jade holly]

I haven’t and I still know that meme

[outer wave]

Okay damn

[near wasp]

Your missing out

[jade holly]

[outer wave]

Anyway yeah its that creature above

[rose thorn]

I’m too busy enjoying visual novel puzzle games and blue lock

[jade holly]

These are so fucking cool aesthetically

[outer wave]

Blue COCK

[rose thorn]

For my Japanese content

[gleaming gale]

Behead Idiot of the East

[spare osprey]

-# Fucking Mountain Dew Gamer Marines.
Love it, though.

[outer wave]

Oh its THIS guy's comics

[limpid granite]

creature???

[rose thorn]

Oh my god chuds don’t even play the game

[spare osprey]

Their artstyle is so... unappealing for some reason.

[jade holly]

She’s a damn knife ear smh

[outer wave]

For a moment, thought this was like gender bent Blue Archive characters

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[outer wave]

Then I realized none of them look like 2 years old

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-eating-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-gif-13425073513713719938

[spare osprey]

-# Elf borgor.

[rose thorn]

No dw it’s just a brocon (they call him that in the Japanese comic)

(It’s canon)

(Half joking)

[outer wave]

I dont even know what this Manga is

[languid meadow]

10 mins....

[rose thorn]

Blue lock

[outer wave]

Oh thats just the name

Huh

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frieren-dies-cold

[rose thorn]

One of the characters is so obseenly obsessed with beating his brother at soccer everyone thinks he is attracted to his brother

[lament shoal]

Okay ngl this one’s kinda funny to me, also cuz I’m not a steel legion fan lmao

[limpid granite]

10 minutes is all i have to play with you

(whats in 10 minutes)

[gleaming gale]

Every fact in it is wrong lmao

[outer wave]

Does he use blue locks to beat people in soccer at least?

[spare osprey]

She's so stupid.
I wish I was she.

[gleaming gale]

It perpetuates shitty memelore that drips its way into canon

[lament shoal]

True

[gleaming gale]

Krieg became a reddit regiment because of the memes

[rose thorn]

No blue lock is the name of the like pesudo eugenics program. Baiscally 250 people are put into a soccer training program and if you lose you get banned from playing soccer for life

[lament shoal]

Average krieger fan 🥀

[rose thorn]

And the goal is to make the ultimate soccer player for Japan’s soccer team

[outer wave]

Average Inazuma Soccer plot it sounds

[jade holly]

Better than just killing you I guess

[rose thorn]

Yeah, well

[heady rivet]

Wtf I love Krieg now

[gleaming gale]

7 thousand fucking deathstrike missiles, detonate this man

[rose thorn]

The like 100th guy kicked out was instead put into a torture chamber for 6 months to make him better at soccer

And was allowed to rejoin

[jade holly]

I would never wish playing soccer upon my worst enemy

[gleaming gale]

Football*

[spare osprey]

Shiiit, if it works.

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-gif-8746429776199942389

[rose thorn]

Oh sorry

[rose thorn]

Yah that happens

[outer wave]

Erm, people die in this????

[rose thorn]

No

Someone’s leg got obliterated to hell in an accident

So he lost

And was banned from soccer

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/saudi-league-al-shabab-cristiano-ronaldo-al-nassr-ronaldo-angry-ronaldo-jerking-gif-3839196503983907725

[jade holly]

“You ever played Pickleball”

Bro…

[rose thorn]

It’s amaizng because it’s all shonin troupes applied to fucking soccer

[gleaming gale]

Football*

[rose thorn]

They say soccer in the English translation

[jade holly]

Rugby? I think you mean Lacrosse

[rose thorn]

Japan and Americas call it soccer

[gleaming gale]

Well, they're wrong

[rose thorn]

THYAS NOT EVEN LIKE REMOTELY SIMILAR

[jade holly]

Fishing? I love to go ice skating

[rose thorn]

Yeah dumbass it’s called DISCUS not BASEBALL

[jade holly]

Wrestling? Nah, Hammer Throw

[gleaming gale]

These feel like that avatar face meme

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-2-the-way-of-water-lyle-wainfleet-bad-crop-bro-we're-gonna-starve-gif-5705080011763592763

[rose thorn]

Me about to scroll EBay

I forgot people on eBay have no clue how to piece stuff

[jade holly]

Is it weird I feel bad for people who don’t realize the value of the stuff they sell and sell it very cheap?

[limpid granite]

lowball people

[rose thorn]

I am not spending 190 dollars on the Sylvaneth spearhead with Drycha

[vagrant fox]

there it is

The new trial in Outlast Trials is popping lads, the VA did a fantastic job

[solid horizon]

Xbox 360 warrior

[civic gale]

damn

[solid horizon]

sorry to me necron technology comes across as...

Xbox 360

I say this as former necron main

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/UcaDoq44Lag

[rose thorn]

Is there a species of plant known for being high up??? I his can’t think of an idea I like longer than 5 minutes for Sylvaneth

[heady rivet]

Edelweiss

[rose thorn]

Oh neat

[heady rivet]

[rose thorn]

Uhggg Sylvaneth lore is so hard

[urban spire]

everyone there in their 30s

[rose thorn]

What’s the main thing I focus on, I like flying

[arctic talon]

Think like a fey creature

[rose thorn]

How do I write my glade raghhhh

[arctic talon]

First, think of how they interact with outsiders

Then expand that to each grand order

[rancid cove]

So?

[rose thorn]

Do the glades react differently?

Huh

[arctic talon]

Yes

Some glades literally skin people alive and hang their corpses from trees

And others protect them or Shepard them through

lol

[urban spire]

it's depressing!

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

They’re fey creatures

The sylvaneth are like fey

Weird morality, weird grouping

And also they never really explain themselves and if they do

It’s some weird fucking cryptic song or poem

[rancid cove]

Ok

[arctic talon]

Or a short story

Some sort of allegory

[rose thorn]

Need to inject fey into my brain

[storm jungle]

Arent you like 20

[gleaming gale]

Alright, damn, Penitence was kino, just watched all 3 episodes

[rose thorn]

The one thing I wanna focus on most is bugs and flyers

[rancid cove]

So

[storm jungle]

TOLD YOU SO

[urban spire]

a child, barely out of the swaddling cloth

[storm jungle]

wankstain

[rancid cove]

Ok

[storm jungle]

🫡

[storm jungle]

Psycho Mantis?

[arctic talon]

Also the new guard wheeled vehicle is Bri’ish

It’s the fuckin Saladin

[storm jungle]

Is it?

[gleaming gale]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[gleaming gale]

nearly 1:1

[arctic talon]

Lemme

[gleaming gale]

lol

[storm jungle]

guh

[storm jungle]

Ok

[rancid cove]

Ok

[arctic talon]

here's a saladin mini

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/195404877688602624/1486782559391191171/IMG_8577.jpg?ex=69c6c1a9&is=69c57029&hm=a3feb76f4b21707c86c408333f9972a50387d2b230d53c01063368b4516f883f&=&format=webp&width=986&height=800

lol

[rocky gale]

I can see the resemblance

[vagrant fox]

Here I was seeing a Greyhound, yeah it's just a saladin

[arctic talon]

not that fucking saladin

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[storm jungle]

Salahaddin my beloved

[gleaming gale]

15e Cadian refresh will give them brodie helmets

[arctic talon]

also the uh halftrack is basicially the american one

just 40kified

and fatter

[gleaming gale]

Front is a M3, back is a MRAP

[arctic talon]

good eye

[gleaming gale]

Red Terror box comes with 10 termagants also

I'm indirectly hoarding nids smh

[rocky gale]

I'm a real history buff, I only care about German vehicles

[arctic talon]

I'm going to shove all those Nazi blueprints down your throat

[forest orbit]

I just finished watching it an hour ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kojima-hideo-absolute-cinema-JymRvCWcasbdMVXcVA

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[forest orbit]

I love when my fascist nuns are fascist nuns

I was so worried they'd whitewash them

[storm jungle]

Same

im glad they showed Sisters as awful assholes

[gleaming gale]

All of that could be solved with a pict recorder on the armour

[sharp pollen]

sisters assholes?

[arctic talon]

Sisters of battle

[spring cairn]

fr ppl forget they're genocidal zealots just cuz they see a pretty face

[gleaming gale]

Me

[arctic talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQwN8JorDk

[storm jungle]

Me

still tho it was a great reminder lmao

same with people saying Tithes is "grimderp"

[rocky gale]

It was peak

[arctic talon]

nothing in Tithes is grimderp lol

[gleaming gale]

Is the charge pulled from Darktide or are there any minis with it? I don't remember seeing one outside DT

[storm jungle]

Charge?

[storm jungle]

OH THAT

[gleaming gale]

There it is

[rocky gale]

Flay this fake fan

[arctic talon]

yeah the demo charge is from the GSC sabatour

[storm jungle]

im making an entire prop-to-miniature chart hold on lemme post it

[sharp pollen]

cs bomb

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-funny-thanos-gif-22399978

Me when I don't know every irrelevant faction's glup shitto

[storm jungle]

Slowly growing....

[gleaming gale]

Very autistic

Keep going

[storm jungle]

🫡

[spring cairn]

i hate the arvus lighter thingy with burning passion

[gleaming gale]

Fuck you

Arvus is peak

[storm jungle]

Arvus is god

its like a cute bathtoy

LEAVE IT ALONE

[gleaming gale]

The little grox

[arctic talon]

The arvus lighter is o cute

[rocky gale]

We've already established you lack taste

[spring cairn]

it should be a bathtoy

[arctic talon]

I love it

[spring cairn]

thtas the only thing it could actually be

[arctic talon]

Anyone who hates the arvus lighter is gona get shot

[spring cairn]

shoot me i'm fucking bulletproof

[gleaming gale]

Biggest gripe was the novitiate not letting rip the fucking autopistol with an ork in her face

[storm jungle]

Gonna surgically implant an arvus lighter inside Lambda's chest and have him remove it....

https://klipy.com/gifs/saw-jigsaw-11

[rocky gale]

You're fucking this guy?

[storm jungle]

oh yeah speaking of I love how fucking evil and brutal orks were in this

[spring cairn]

smash

[gleaming gale]

Mek is a good boye, the squig likes him

Therefore absolved of sins

[storm jungle]

I do like how that Kommando also randomly just murders his pal

it kinda drives home that orks really are just psychopaths

lmao

[gleaming gale]

People forget the fact orks are absolute horrors if you go outside their goofy POV

[storm jungle]

YEP

Like that squig eating that cherub itself is kinda fucking horrible at is

[sharp pollen]

god bless orks

[storm jungle]

thankfully its a robot but you get the image still lol

[rocky gale]

Trump reference

[storm jungle]

LMAO

To be fair that would be more

"THEY ARE EATING THE SQUIGS, THEY ARE EATING THE TEEF"

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-orks-40k-dawn-of-war-warhammer-gif-4477293119107707240

[gleaming gale]

He's on his way to bomb Iran Tallarn

[storm jungle]

bruh

😭

[sharp pollen]

eks di

[gleaming gale]

Is Kill Lupercal kino or slop?

[sharp pollen]

why there are no fanmade series about 40k in like gmod

[gleaming gale]

GW sends a strike team to eradicate the creator

Then they plant false evidence on the desk with an USB with STLs and a Death Korps kit

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182875598809464873/1449646179628486787/200_10.gif

[storm jungle]

Its really slop, id say only worth it to hear Sienna's VA as the protag princeps

its largely just a waste of time BUT worth a watch if you open it on the side and do some other shit while paying 50% of attention

[gleaming gale]

Me when I put it to max volume and the titan horn spills my nuln oil over

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

Munda

[gleaming gale]

She gang on my necro till I munda

[storm jungle]

Even here greatness comes from Munda

such is the will of Necromunda

[vagrant fox]

I thought Nagash was the origin of it all

[scenic trout]

[rocky gale]

Trump "You have 24 hours to give me an answer"

Iran "No"

Trump "Fine, you've got a week"

[gleaming gale]

Art of the deal

[scenic trout]

Trump on the ceasefire background to kidnap and more bombs on the way

[rocky gale]

Also love that Trump went "Me and Iran are talking, we're close to making a deal" and then Iran just came out and said "We are not talking, there is no deal, he's lieing"

[opaque coyote]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2037054292868423759

Amock_ (@Amockx2022)

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭
︀︀
︀︀"Iran 🇮🇷 wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks"
︀︀
︀︀- Donald Trump 🤣
︀︀
︀︀He has totally lost it

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[rancid cove]

Conservatives are still believing him tho

Pisses me off

[opaque coyote]

He is right in that being the leader of Iran rn

Would suck ass

But also ofc they don't want to make a deal with you Donald

You literally blew up their country

[honest trellis]

very useful ty

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

Its not complete yet but np lol

[honest trellis]

Conservatives literally should not be involved in any government tbh

and that includes their Democratic collaborators

There is a dire need for an actual far-left anti-government movement in the USA and it very obviously doesn't exist

[scenic trout]

is this a surprise coming from him at this point

[jade holly]

So now that I’m thinking about it is $400 enough for a decent Warhammer haul?

[honest trellis]

depends on how smart you are about it

[jade holly]

Especially if I wanna get a CSM model or two alongside more Necrons

[honest trellis]

Prolly a good time to skim facebook for people leaving the hobby and snapping up for cheap

[jade holly]

Cause a Defiler would be a MASSIVE chunk of the budget

[honest trellis]

You will never get a good deal from GW

Honestly?

wait

[jade holly]

I never use Facebook, don’t have it installed

[jade holly]

I’m not doing it right now

[honest trellis]

get it just to buy shit

[jade holly]

Later in the year in the summer

[honest trellis]

the defiler will be expensive af until it inevitably gets nerfed

its a centerpiece when gw sneaks in price hikes

wait for someone to inevitably get rid of one

[jade holly]

Kravek would be a better buy

[honest trellis]

or for GW to throw one in some combo

[jade holly]

Especially since I’m planning to preorder the IW combat patrol

[honest trellis]

lemme ask you a question

Do you want everything in the patrol

bc

[jade holly]

Yes

[honest trellis]

oh ok

carry on then

[jade holly]

I hate the CSM combat patrol

Lmao

This is why I’m really making sure I get this one

[honest trellis]

bc the thing about that release is

[jade holly]

[honest trellis]

literally the only thing in it that's unique is a head sprue

my own approach would prolly be to buy it from a caster but if you need the whole thing then go for it

[jade holly]

I don’t have a CSM army yet btw

This would literally be the start of it

[honest trellis]

yeah, just noting that if the like

csm, termis etc

are in so many releases

that you can snipe em cheapish secondhand

but if you need to start it then yeah

get it if you can find it discoutned

[jade holly]

Besides that I’ll need to be looking for more stuff for a Necrons army. Some DDAs and maybe a CCB cause I plan to run Shatterstar and Awakened. Some Crypteks and Lychgards for sure

[rose thorn]

TRUTH NUKE

[brave owl]

Dark Eldar be like

don't actually know tbh but I assume so

Sisters of Battle is more likely

[rose thorn]

drukhari fans and grey knights are on suicide watch amt

sisters of battle are all new models rn

[brave owl]

all three Drukhari fans LUL

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-gualtieri-betrayal-how-much-more-betrayal-gif-16615173

[rose thorn]

crazy they hda to add the iran flag in case peopel forgot what iran was

[storm jungle]

Idk why every numbskull says this when dark eldar have like a very good fanbase lol

[brave owl]

im just memeing for the sake of it

[gleaming gale]

The one Iron Hands fan projecting

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cry-about-it-seethe-cope-harder-cope-cope-gif-22973511

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/snape-harry-potter-11

[wet valley]

Steel legion teaser has me wanting to celebrate like a Philly Eagles Fan

Although the timing couldn’t have been worse considering I thought about making my first army be orks since I like the amount of creative freedom you can get with them

[vagrant fox]

Worry not, orks are cool

[gleaming gale]

It's gonna be at least 2 years before they come out

They have to redesign those last minute concept arts pulled from the trash can to satisfy the fanbase

[wet valley]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-it-is-eet-eet-iz-iz-gif-17896182

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[storm jungle]

Remember

the term "every new release is also an ork release" is not a joke

[gleaming gale]

Paint orks yellow and call them the Armurgeddem Steel Leejon

[heady rivet]

They say this about another thing as well

[storm jungle]

[gleaming gale]

Back to the underhive, fiend

[heady rivet]

[vagrant fox]

replace these who-cares-mundites with proper ladz and you've got a proper ork vehicle

[spring cairn]

can't i just paint them green

too tired

[vagrant fox]

we don't do greenface here

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-brandon-black-face-rotoscoped-gif-24481958

[gleaming gale]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Digga

Holy cornball

[surreal nest]

"majority of people dont enjoy building models"

who

who is this majority

[rocky gale]

Building is the best part

This guys just a loser

[surreal nest]

thats literally what the pile of shame meme

fun to build and play

not paint

(i think painting is fun)

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[gleaming gale]

Funniest shit it's that it's not a nobody, it's Goonhammer

[surreal nest]

maybe the artist needed to type this up with those keyboards designed for amputees and thats why they hate building or something

nonsensical

[storm jungle]

softtoast alt account....

[rocky gale]

Too much gooning obviously, lost all his braincells

[surreal nest]

holy airball

[storm jungle]

i prefer tennis

🎾

now watch this ball

[surreal nest]

white people

[storm jungle]

im brown

[surreal nest]

could have fooled me, tennis goblin

[storm jungle]

gonna rip out your eyeballs 🫡

[rocky gale]

Dilara can't help but give off white girl energy

[surreal nest]

finally some truth

[solid horizon]

thats true

[storm jungle]

okay arcane fan

[gleaming gale]

It's the greek part of her

[surreal nest]

who

[solid horizon]

it's the nerd part of her

[storm jungle]

psycho mantis

[storm jungle]

🪞

[surreal nest]

You wha

[storm jungle]

okay serbian

[solid horizon]

you dare call me a nerd when I get every aspect of the lore wrong

[gleaming gale]

try again

[solid horizon]

try again liberal

[storm jungle]

hold on i gotta google

[rocky gale]

https://c.tenor.com/Qc_HW-xVcCkAAAAd/tenor.gif

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/arcane-maddie-leave

[storm jungle]

Kosovan?

[gleaming gale]

Noe

[storm jungle]

Montenegronian?

Macedonian?

[gleaming gale]

Noe

[storm jungle]

Romanian?

[solid horizon]

liberal liberal liberal happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl death

[gleaming gale]

Bingo

[storm jungle]

Herzegovinaian

all these countries should be blown up

[gleaming gale]

I agree

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

like this

[solid horizon]

turkish people are not real

[rocky gale]

Wait Thrace?

[gleaming gale]

The civilized part of Turkey

[rocky gale]

What in the Rome Total War

[solid horizon]

they're a lie invented by kebab sellers to sell more kebab

[storm jungle]

find a new joke

🥱

[gleaming gale]

Peak box art dropped

[storm jungle]

LMAO

fuck sakes

[solid horizon]

Sorry ma'am I dont take orders from nerds

[arctic talon]

Blue angels

[solid horizon]

even less from bookworms

[rocky gale]

Didn't even bother to change the Blood Angel logos

Lame

[storm jungle]

then you should not listen to yourself either dumbo

[gleaming gale]

Liberal

[storm jungle]

Lib-e-ral

[solid horizon]

bold of you to assume I do in the first place

[storm jungle]

🔇

[solid horizon]

go ahead

liberal

[rocky gale]

Feed this man a cold Filet-O-Fish

[sharp pollen]

what circus is doing in my nazi liberal steel legion lore channel

[rancid cove]

Where is this sticker from i need it

[rocky gale]

Shipping Jax and Pomni in my presence is a mortal sin

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cegorach-solitaire-harlequins-aeldari-drukhari-gif-9556258209453267365

[solid horizon]

here, steel legion decals

[rocky gale]

Remember

[full obsidian]

is aramgeddon not the planet of the steel legion anymore or something? Did they just extinct themselves to not be apart of ultramarine slop?

[humble shoal]

Looks more like what a krieg player uses as decals

[rose thorn]

finally

[storm jungle]

It is

its just marketing related shit

[rancid cove]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOD

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

...y'know the funniest part is that at least one person accidentally cut out the number with the swastika

[rancid cove]

ITS JUST MARKETIIIIIING

[gleaming gale]

PEAK LORE

[rancid cove]

THEY ALREADY REVEALED CONCEPT ART ITS COMING SOON

[gleaming gale]

NO

LIAR

IT'S TRUE

[humble shoal]

That grot in the center is how I feel

[storm jungle]

Literally the Steel Legion/Krieg situation rn

[rocky gale]

The Steel Legion got relocated to a safer planet so they could repopulate

[solid horizon]

no

kill em all

[sharp pollen]

steel legion fucks??!

[wet valley]

More like Krieg

[solid horizon]

I dont want to hear about tin legion again

[storm jungle]

too bad

lap it up

[gleaming gale]

Unlike Krieg they know what sex is

[rancid cove]

Small

[solid horizon]

I will flay every one of them personally

[humble shoal]

Sex is a well dug trench in the morning

[urban spire]

this almost feels too modern for the guard to have

[arctic talon]

It’s early post ww2

[arctic talon]

So not really

[hollow lantern]

It's a puma tbh

[honest trellis]

Honestly since the reveal I've been in party mode

[humble shoal]

Good

[hollow lantern]

Just has 6 wheels

[urban spire]

even though i know that type of tank is world war 2

[arctic talon]

It’s the Saladin

[humble shoal]

[gleaming gale]

1954

[urban spire]

y'all are typing too fast

[honest trellis]

The Guard shouldn't be stuck in WW1 hell anyway\

[arctic talon]

It’s literally just a Saladin

[urban spire]

you're too slow though

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, that's for Krieg losers

[honest trellis]

where's the damn cold war style stormtroopers

[rancid cove]

I'm not, guardsman fans deserve nothing
They deserve to rot

[near wasp]

Guy guy guy in so excited

[arctic talon]

Also guard have always had a clusterfuck of ww1 to Cold War stuff

[gleaming gale]

Gay

[hollow lantern]

I believe they axed Elysians a long time ago

[rocky gale]

I wonder if it can be built without the turret

[winged jacinth]

The general appearance of that kind of fighting vehicle just hasn't changed in like 80 years

[arctic talon]

New landspeeder, are you excited lol

[solid horizon]

on tabletop krieg are a bunch of cowards hiding behind artillery it's so laughable

[honest trellis]

I WANT TO BELEIVE

[rancid cove]

Yes how did you figure that out

[hollow lantern]

Haven't even seen it

[honest trellis]

Gimme guys who look like they're about to storm the embassy

[near wasp]

A new hunter the reckoning game is gonna come out

[hollow lantern]

Woke up, went to work, just got out of the shower

[arctic talon]

It’s just in the cinematic

[gleaming gale]

It was revealed to me in a dream

[arctic talon]

It’s a 1 to 1 of the plastic design

Based on when it shows up

[rancid cove]

GUESS WHO WON THE LOTTERY?!

[honest trellis]

you get coal in your stocking

[hollow lantern]

Like classic landspeeder?

[gleaming gale]

Fucking hell

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[winged jacinth]

Remember when they made a drop trooper kill team and it wasnt elysians

[full obsidian]

GW makes every battle and planet in 40k look the same nowadays

like ultramarines and cadians are somehow at every corner of the imperium fighting the same canon fodder orks every time

[urban spire]

they should give the guard the pathetic little armoured car with six recoilless rifles on it

[rocky gale]

They should bring out more varients of the Invader ATV

[urban spire]

italian i think

[rancid cove]

Oh a piece of candy

[brave owl]

shootaz blood and teef

[solid horizon]

yarrick is gonna die

[hollow lantern]

Buddy it's just salt in the wound atp, the cadians gentrified the one good looking Elysian helmet in this game

[rancid cove]

Im gonna be so honest dilara this looks like the average white supremacist edit i dont like it at all

[solid horizon]

the old geezer's gonna fall lifeless on the ground and break all of his remaining teeth

[vagrant fox]

This fucking gabagool thing?

[storm jungle]

STEEEEEEEL LEGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[arctic talon]

Like the one the stormspeeder “replaced” yes

[hollow lantern]

Nice

[urban spire]

yes that fucking pathetic little animal, i love it so much

[hollow lantern]

Idk if I'm excited

[gleaming gale]

OUR CITY, OUR WORLD

[rancid cove]

Its the excel animation

[hollow lantern]

But that's nice

[storm jungle]

better than anything you'd put out

quiet down 🙏

[solid horizon]

your ? mine

[vagrant fox]

The M50 Ontos deserves nothing but slander but it is endearing

[gleaming gale]

Fuck off Ghazghkull

[rancid cove]

Not true I can put out quite a lit

[hollow lantern]

You wouldn't be the first Turkish white supremacist I've met

[spring cairn]

yellow kriegs

[full obsidian]

KRIEG CITY, BLOOD ANGELS/ULTRAMARINE WORLD - GW

[solid horizon]

ARMAGGEDON WILL BE MINE !!!!

[hollow lantern]

Doubt you'll be the last either

[storm jungle]

[winged jacinth]

They should give the guard the semple tank

[solid horizon]

DIE OLD GEEZER

[urban spire]

ontos right, that was the name. and yeah, all my favourite tanks are dogshit

[rancid cove]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[solid horizon]

IM GONNA RIP ALL OF YOUR LAST TEEFS ONE BY ONE

PERSONALLY

[storm jungle]

also THIS is a white supremacist edit, fitting for uh.... your Kind™

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[winged jacinth]

Counting or not counting legion town-burnings

[rancid cove]

I truly deserve to be involved in this for being a space marine fan

[storm jungle]

You do.

[sharp pollen]

ffs

[rancid cove]

We deserve this

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[rocky gale]

I'd hold in my screams so the nurse doesn't get the ick

[solid horizon]

to be fair it could happen even if you werent siding with the imperium

[rancid cove]

Be born
instant lobotomization

[gleaming gale]

Spawnkill

[rancid cove]

Cherubs in a nutshell

[sharp pollen]

how do people in 40k even think about having kids

[storm jungle]

same as they do IRL

people just fuck

lmao

[arctic talon]

Sex is something you can have fun with and is literally free

[rancid cove]

I am hiveminding it

In hive minding it

[hollow lantern]

Sometimes children are created without even thinking about it

[full obsidian]

probably like how people in 3rd world countries do

[storm jungle]

yeah open up

[gleaming gale]

She hiving on my fleet til I leviathan

[sharp pollen]

fair

[rancid cove]

Guys I have a feeling this guy isn't a good person

[solid horizon]

no shit sherlock

[gleaming gale]

Don't you besmirch my guy Indrick Boreale

[solid horizon]

davian thule is not a good guy

[sharp pollen]

zorno

[rancid cove]

Took me a while to understand what I was seeing ngl

[arctic talon]

Chicken

[gleaming gale]

Jockey

[humble shoal]

Jockey

[wise wolf]

Nice cock

[sharp pollen]

furry

[rocky gale]

Video of someone strocking their co.......

[solid horizon]

l-l-l-lava

ch-ch-ch-chicken

[humble shoal]

Turn back time orikan so they can kill themselves again

[storm jungle]

literally average necron lore

[rancid cove]

Which ultramarine company got devasted again i forgot

[full obsidian]

Shouldnt have put ultramarines in that meme, they have too much plot armour for that to happen

[rocky gale]

All of them

It's always all of them

[wise wolf]

Holy shit

[rancid cove]

Good

They need to deserve more

Deaths

[storm jungle]

Glory to God-Rabiperor Nathanyahuis

[wise wolf]

Thats a load of crap

[storm jungle]

i joke but this is prob how he sees himself IRL

lmao

[humble shoal]

The golden temple throne

[rancid cove]

I didnt see the video completely what was it

[solid horizon]

petition to turn ole ben net into a helbrute

[wise wolf]

Poor engine

[honest trellis]

praying we get elysian kt someday

[humble shoal]

Time to turn trump into a dreadknight so he can have normal sized hands

[honest trellis]

maybe if steel legion sell well?

[rancid cove]

SEA SAAALT

[vagrant fox]

you've sold me on the iron hands now

[gleaming gale]

You got cucked by aquilons, sorry

[storm jungle]

Dumbass

[humble shoal]

You know their hands arent all that is iron

[wise wolf]

I want those armor that one planet from TTS had

Jopian something

[humble shoal]

My hands, my iron hands

[rancid cove]

Why do you hate me so much

[solid horizon]

my warrior is iron

[storm jungle]

Pinging me for unfunny comments, anyway another one

[rancid cove]

He uses his fist, his Imperial fist

[humble shoal]

His warrior, his iron warrior

https://tenor.com/view/lock-uo-fleece-johnson-hm-gif-19894097

[rancid cove]

His angel, his blood angel

[wise wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-warhammer-celestine-sanguinor-gif-19957507

[solid horizon]

I have seen an angel, and he was dark

A DARK ANGEL

[honest trellis]

we got steel legion

elysia someday?

[gleaming gale]

Dude is named Lion
His motifs are lions

Bravo Kojima

[solid horizon]

he's named after a gay poet

[humble shoal]

The emperor was tight

[rancid cove]

Big wolf men came down from space... like... space... wolfs...

[solid horizon]

who made a gay poem titled dark angel

[humble shoal]

Not enough baby servitors

0/10

[gleaming gale]

Pariah Nexus plot

[full obsidian]

wtf is this hud setup 🤮 (australia ahhh hud)

[hollow lantern]

Do you guys want to see the worst hud set up I've ever seen in

[solid horizon]

I come from a hive down under

[hollow lantern]

For this game specifically

[gleaming gale]

Tragedy

[solid horizon]

when ogryn plunder and gangers glow

[humble shoal]

Was about to say you cant beat cs configs

[solid horizon]

Travesty

[humble shoal]

Best one boots minecraft

On death

[hollow lantern]

Are you sure

[rancid cove]

Fnaf entrance

[hollow lantern]

This is not my hud fwiw

[gleaming gale]

I was expecting the screaming chicken tbh

[rancid cove]

What

The

[solid horizon]

the humble flayed one :

[rancid cove]

Actual

Fuck

[hollow lantern]

Last time I forwarded it the person got harassed tho lol

[storm jungle]

man my folder never ends god damn

[rancid cove]

Completely deserved for thet hid

[humble shoal]

Needs a bigger crosshair

[rancid cove]

How many items are in that folder

[solid horizon]

ork crosshair

[hollow lantern]

Yeah I've seen meme CS cross hairs

[rancid cove]

"I see green"
"Erh dont you mean red?"

[solid horizon]

I see green

are greens

green are greens

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-green-what-is-wrong-with-you-gif-774466718616765419

[solid horizon]

and green are greens

[solid horizon]

what a green green

[storm jungle]

here, hope this helps

[humble shoal]

There is one that opens minecraft on death

[full obsidian]

are the white scars white supremacists? 🤔

[gleaming gale]

total marine death

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSw3gwdF5c

[hollow lantern]

I've never run into a fucked up white scar fan tbh

[solid horizon]

lmao a friend has this specific piece

[gleaming gale]

I fucking thought it's the star of david halfway

[solid horizon]

I tried to trade it but I didnt have enough necron pieces in exchange

[hollow lantern]

The only chapter I for sure believe every fan of is a Nazi is Red Scorpions

[solid horizon]

black templars

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/marge-i-just-think-theyre-neat-the-simpsons-neat-potato-gif-8549864

[solid horizon]

->look inside
->they're white

[rancid cove]

I unironically have
He called me like 4 variants of slurs for trans people

[hollow lantern]

Sorry buddy but I hardcore don't trust you now

[rancid cove]

He was fun

[solid horizon]

false marketing

[humble shoal]

Impressive

I only know like 1

[rancid cove]

I know 4 now because of that guy

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao

[solid horizon]

accurate

[hollow lantern]

You can learn something from everyone ig

[gleaming gale]

Helsreach if Grimaldus wasn't the MC

[storm jungle]

REAL

[rancid cove]

Grimaldus was such a dumb fuck

[humble shoal]

Gulliman drops by to tell helbrecht he a bitch

[hollow lantern]

I'm glad I grew out of my BT phase early tbh

[solid horizon]

custodes fans are pretty rancid too but they're so easy to troll and ragebait

[storm jungle]

also going through my folder, for your bitchass @heady rivet

[crystal forum]

i will never grow out of my guard phase

[solid horizon]

call the emp a skelly on the shitter and watch them lose their mind

[wise wolf]

Fuck the Refugee camp, Am I right.

[hollow lantern]

Good taste

[storm jungle]

based marines malevolent posting

[humble shoal]

Is that his fist

[gleaming gale]

@heady rivet Munda

[humble shoal]

Oh wait thats marines malevolent

[rancid cove]

His iron... fist..

[humble shoal]

One of the best chapters

[humble shoal]

My favorite is still the hungry marines

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I think they've grown in popularity over the years

[wise wolf]

Flesh tearers?

[limpid granite]

marines malevolent is getting its heraldry soon

[solid horizon]

feel no pain 3+

[rancid cove]

Marines Malevolent only mistake was letting their commander being beaten by that one salamander

[storm jungle]

almost forgot this gem

[storm jungle]

ironically this is what most BT fans are like lol

[rancid cove]

I should make a black Black Templar OC to spite some people

Their reaction would be priceless

[humble shoal]

See I still like the emperor's champion

Because it sounds like the rock

[crystal forum]

black templar fans when they realize black is in the name

[rancid cove]

White Templars are also a thing

[storm jungle]

black

[humble shoal]

I cant be racist I like the black... templars

[rancid cove]

Wonder if their chapter roles are called grand master...

[solid horizon]

reminds me how marines in deathwing look like the rock

[rancid cove]

Where is this even from

[crystal forum]

did you see the space king reddit guy who drew the kkk chapter

[rancid cove]

No please send it to me

[humble shoal]

The skeletor marines chaplains

[gleaming gale]

Sleeping Dogs I think

[crystal forum]

dilara must have it

somebody does

[storm jungle]

You zoomers dont know anything

[humble shoal]

What's reddit?

[crystal forum]

do you have the kkk marine

[storm jungle]

jay that is more your "kind"s expertise than mine

[rancid cove]

Look im autistic i recycle my hyper fixations a lot

[gleaming gale]

She just posted the Black Templars

[crystal forum]

no the fucking

[wise wolf]

Black Templars aren't Racist towards Black ppl

[crystal forum]

says the china hater

[wise wolf]

Only Xenos

And Heretics

[humble shoal]

And mutants

[crystal forum]

https://preview.redd.it/captain-jack-chud-from-the-white-crusaders-space-king-and-v0-05n5gnsr8ktf1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0179081b0b94abc133f83a34683a4ab8b41d0a7e

[humble shoal]

Anyways suffer not the mutant doesnt make much sense when you got space marines

[wise wolf]

Its just like the phrase

[crystal forum]

wow it's not even removed from the sub

[wise wolf]

Life is a Race, and Im the Racist-

[rancid cove]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[crystal forum]

the space king sub just let that slide

not even joking

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/racing-motorsports-on-nbc-6

[crystal forum]

it's still up

[solid horizon]

they are not racist, there is black in their name

[rancid cove]

I hope every single space king fan to ever live drop dead

[humble shoal]

I mean the psycho warriors are psychos

[wise wolf]

Major kill and Weshammer are my two favorite 40k content creators.

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tired-bored-11

[gleaming gale]

Say sike

[wise wolf]

Sike

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-china-american-century-of-humiliation-chinese-century-gif-7096481836828372770

[humble shoal]

Not even karl smh

[wise wolf]

40ktheories is

[gleaming gale]

Does he even post anymore

[limpid granite]

unc we gotta put you on krakduk

[gleaming gale]

Kirkduk

[vagrant fox]

speaking of black black templars

they have an inclusive kind of hatred, obviously

[solid horizon]

ICE

[storm jungle]

black black templars were in some othe rstuff before that cover art too

[gleaming gale]

Heard it's a pretty good book

[vagrant fox]

only broken crusade matters

[storm jungle]

the only broken crusade is how hard im gonna break your ass

🫡

[vagrant fox]

I just wanted an excuse to post it

[sharp pollen]

broken ass

[solid horizon]

use steel toes

[vagrant fox]

I got the firstborn battle diaper on

[limpid granite]

decimus might aswell be a black templar

[crystal forum]

melanin templars

[limpid granite]

hes pretty zealous for an ultramarine

[gleaming gale]

Steel? As in, Steel Legion?

[solid horizon]

who?

never heard of them

[vagrant fox]

I had some issues with it but overall I enjoyed it yes

[solid horizon]

who's their primarch

they're a legion right ?

they must have a primarch

[crystal forum]

their primarch is yarrick

[gleaming gale]

The only correct answer

[solid horizon]

give geneseed or never happened

[crystal forum]

i'll give you seed alright

[gleaming gale]

Ask me out to dinner first, fuck's sake

[solid horizon]

you will be my dinner

[crystal forum]

vore

[solid horizon]

no

[solid horizon]

I dont wanna choke on your fatass

[full obsidian]

corpse starch

[solid horizon]

im gonna turn you into minced meat first

[crystal forum]

still vore

[solid horizon]

and ill keep your head for my crude illegal skitarii

[gleaming gale]

Your yakubian skitarii

[solid horizon]

your brain is so porn tainted you dont know what cannibalism is anymore

[solid horizon]

yes

[crystal forum]

cannibalism is based

eat your enemies

[gleaming gale]

📸

[solid horizon]

yes

unless

unless

blood angles do it

[crystal forum]

nah they're cringe

[solid horizon]

it's cultural appropriation

cancel blangels

them nasty aryans

[crystal forum]

remove them from the new box

[gleaming gale]

Replace them with respectable Ultramarines

[solid horizon]

I'll turn them into yakubian skitarii muahahahaha

space marines can be servitorized

[gleaming gale]

Why do you think all the Iron Hands are braindead

[surreal nest]

Whoever made cannibalism frowned upon was just angry that they didnt get to eat their enemies first

[rancid cove]

I got called slurs again on discord genuinely how do these people find me

[surreal nest]

Great timing

[solid horizon]

probably because of your bio

it's an easy target even for the blind

no offense

[rancid cove]

They DONT EVEN SHARE A SERVER WITH ME

[surreal nest]

Did you know theres a bill to be passed that will publicly list all trans people in a state and their medications/procedures

[rancid cove]

HOW DID THEY FUCKING DM ME

[solid horizon]

idk maybe they have a trans-locator

[rancid cove]

Good thing im not from north america

[urban spire]

that's genuinely nuts

[urban spire]

i seek out that kinda dipshit i love getting yelled at by impotent boys

[surreal nest]

All public information

[urban spire]

and i've never had anyone DM me

[solid horizon]

I dont care whether youre a man or a woman, a man turned woman or a woman turned man

I lead an army of genderless asexual demons

[crystal forum]

set your dm's to friends only or sharing server

[wise wolf]

Slaaneshi heretics!

[urban spire]

fucking hell they're gonna do a real-ass genocide aren't they

[crystal forum]

my DM's are turned off by default unless i whitelist a server

[gleaming gale]

What's the US even about anymore

[rancid cove]

Every day that passes I realize how the Nazis got to power by just looking at current US news

[solid horizon]

lobotomized demons

trust me bro chaos gods arent seeing me

[surreal nest]

Sex crimes, blackmail, and killing minorities

[urban spire]

i mean, between that and the forced detransitioning of prisoners, + imprisoning people for not having the right ID since they suddenly invalidated folks' IDs...

[solid horizon]

lets hope they dont notice their servants are being abducted

[crystal forum]

bigoted people are jealous that we know what sex is

[surreal nest]

Not even to mention the brand new ICE surveillance system that autoruns license plates (not legal) and pings your location for patrol cars

[urban spire]

i don't feel great

[solid horizon]

dang they got the arkham knight crime locator

[wise wolf]

Time to devour some ICE.

[crystal forum]

we did it guys, the pedos in power banned being yourself

[solid horizon]

we truly live in a society

[surreal nest]

Grrrr somebody is wearing a dress grrrrr they aren't using their class locked equipment grrrrr

I care so much for some reason!

[wise wolf]

My Mother Regrets not voting for Kamala now...

Wtf

[rancid cove]

Shes surprised the face eating party is now eating her face too

[gleaming gale]

Did they eat the leopard too

[heady rivet]

We could have been at brunch while we did all this!

[wise wolf]

I tried to warn her lol

[vagrant fox]

One guy I knew who was convinced he was out in the city hunting kitsune, in Chicago, fully bought into the drain the swamp stuff. Probably still does. That's when I realised some folk in the US are just way out there weird

[wise wolf]

Dont vote for the Obvious Nazi

At least with Kamala you can still be you

[urban spire]

accelerationists doing that shrek that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make meme

[storm jungle]

Kamala was gonna drag us to wars btw

and bankrupt the country

and ruin the nation

uhhh

📜

what else

[gleaming gale]

God Bless Israel

[solid horizon]

who else did you want to vote for tho

[wise wolf]

Isnt that whats happening now?!

[urban spire]

was she a pedophile too or was that just a bonus

[solid horizon]

this lads and lasses is why democracy is a failure of a system

[full obsidian]

because Kamala loved israel as much as trump does unfortunately still

[solid horizon]

explode the parliament

fucking blow the white house up

and never build a government ever again

BOMB THEM

[storm jungle]

id still take her any day over him

[gleaming gale]

Both wings of the same bird, sure dems are not as pushy but both parties are still controlled by the same lobbies

[urban spire]

rather a cop president than him

[gleaming gale]

Well they kinda domed the one that didn't

[solid horizon]

horus lupercal for president

[gleaming gale]

[solid horizon]

nah shut the fuck up

go eat yourself

[wise wolf]

I cant

[solid horizon]

boil your feet then peel the flesh off

[wise wolf]

Im not a snake

[storm jungle]

and he said the president would prob be assasinated a week later