40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

Imperium is evil, people think Guilliman is nice

tldr

not that anything was written but

[storm jungle]

The entire 3 episode plot is basically an entire 2 arvus group of sisters going down on a mildly ork infested world ot inter their fallen canoness bones so that it can eventually become a shrine world. Their shit crashes only 3 survive.

The novitiate who killed a sister in training (thus is her penitence trek), an asshole heavy bolter sister and their gentler leader a palatine, at the end of the story all 2 of them die with only the novitiate remaining and uhh id say just watch it for yourself

https://youtu.be/awQER7VpXAY

just 5m

this is the ending clip

HIGHLY recommend a watch in full, its just 3 episodes but its very good

[vagrant fox]

Love the orks, meks a funny one

[storm jungle]

Ngl I love how fucking evil they were in this

him just murdering that kommando was so funny

"Boss said ya took too long."

[gleaming gale]

Kino

[storm jungle]

Check out the top comment

its what we meant

"ERM GRIMDERP"

"ERM WHY ARE MY NAZI NUNS BEING NAZI NUNS"

"ERM HELLO GMAN WOULDNT ALLOW THIS"

[hollow lantern]

What happened?

[solid horizon]

become iron maiden

[vagrant fox]

This one gets it, give him a medal

[storm jungle]

Yeah I liked that comment even if its like way down lol

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I just did too lmbo

[storm jungle]

its hilarious how brainless 40k comments are in every one of these videos

these people literally want nothing but 24/7 Heroic imperium glazing

[vagrant fox]

get this hopeslop out of my grimdark

[solid horizon]

gulliman does not care about a single person

he's a primarch duh

[gleaming gale]

"You are condemned" vs "WE'Z GOIN TO DA WAR WORRRL"

[storm jungle]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

Orks, as ever, win again

[storm jungle]

"NOT YOU THOUGH!"

[solid horizon]

continuing the dawn of war legacy

bozz sed yo were too slow

muehehehe

[storm jungle]

love how you can hear the gun chargeup

and then just "oh shit lmao"

really drives home how psychothic they are

[shadow plover]

the mudflat was funny how some orks just fucking drowned in knee deep mud apparently

[vagrant fox]

It had some neat sound design, the sound of the power armour was neat. No idea what actuators would make that sound but w/e

[storm jungle]

Yeah they do that in quite a few animations with sisters where they constantly make the small whirring servo sounds

[vagrant fox]

It seemed deeper in some areas, I'll just suspend my disbelief it's 40k

[storm jungle]

Yeah sound design is usually exaggerated for effect in media

[solid horizon]

I dont think their armors should do such loud thumps

[vagrant fox]

My autism wants to know what servos so bad but it's not important, I'll take the cool bits

How heavy is their PA again, I think Larmoth said like 80 kg

[shadow plover]

they're servos that are there just make the sound, nothing to do with aiding the movement, those are silent

[gleaming gale]

Typical AdMech bullshittery

[solid horizon]

the day ad mech will make something useful the war will be over

[vagrant fox]

Ah no 35 kg, it makes quite the stomping sound for that. Doesn't matter much

[vagrant fox]

Sensible, gotta aura farm

[gleaming gale]

There is grim in my dark

[storm jungle]

Literally.

its amazing how deluded these people are, this ending was perfect

like im used to horrible shit and even i was dreading it as they dragged her to that mortifier

[vagrant fox]

My reaction was more or less oh man that's really bad this is fantastic

[storm jungle]

Yeah same, i usually dont react to horrible shit in 40k fiction much but i guess seeing it happen is more horrifying than reading it

[gleaming gale]

I have to legally acquire the episodes ig

[vagrant fox]

yea

[storm jungle]

yea they are very much worth a watch

[vagrant fox]

I got the phlegm in me, scuse me

[gleaming gale]

Praise the Throne 🙏

[vagrant fox]

wuh woh

[limpid granite]

do it in dms lol

[vagrant fox]

lazy

[gleaming gale]

I copied it

[vagrant fox]

I was just coughing

[cerulean trellis]

question abotu the warhamer animated stuff. i have seen scenes on youtube before the exents of the Pariah Nexus series btu couldn't find a name tied to it, any chance you guys know?

[storm jungle]

Pariah Nexus

thats it

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

yea

[storm jungle]

40k is uh not great at naming things

[vagrant fox]

kid named indomitus

[gleaming gale]

Outcast Network

[cerulean trellis]

pariah nexus only follows after teh salamander landing barge crashed

[storm jungle]

Pariah Nexus

thats the name

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Pariah_Nexus_(Animated_Series)

[cerulean trellis]

i have seen pariah nexus, and it does not contain the sxcenes i am referring too

[vagrant fox]

Which scenes are you referring to?

[gleaming gale]

Are you talking about the salamander with the smurf scenes?

[cerulean trellis]

where the sororitas and blueberries fight the necrons side by side and you see the destroyers unleashed (more than the one you see in the tithes)

[storm jungle]

^

[raven stone]

I think there is the Sisters/Salamander VS Cron prequel

[storm jungle]

if its those then thats Tithes Episode 1

[gleaming gale]

That's the 9e trailer

[storm jungle]

^

[hallow saddle]

is that not tge indomitua trailer

[cerulean trellis]

ohhhhhh

[hallow saddle]

yeah

[storm jungle]

yeah basically

Indomitus trailer is first

Pariah nexus is next

then its Tithes Episode 1

chronologically

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they make these trailers sometime, looks visually very similar

[cerulean trellis]

didn#t know that was just a trailer ;-;

[storm jungle]

lmao cooked

[cerulean trellis]

i had hopes

[gleaming gale]

Tithes is still good if you didn't watch it

[storm jungle]

^

[cerulean trellis]

tithes is amazing ^^

[storm jungle]

Ironically the only bad episode is the marine one, legit put me to sleep

[gleaming gale]

Just don't question why GW decided to give the kasrkin straight f-bombs without fucking around with an in-universe word like the entire media before

[cerulean trellis]

it was very... brotherly

[vagrant fox]

There's things in this world I want banned, the word grimderp after watching tithes and the chadgryn emote

most of all

[gleaming gale]

Grimderp

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[storm jungle]

yeah missing the sex scenes

[gleaming gale]

Where's the Darktide update with the Rannick 6 hours sex scene

[storm jungle]

Grimderp is a term i legit hate

like sorry but after seeing the shit world leaders have done in 2026? Grimderp doesnt exist lol

[vagrant fox]

You haven't done the hidden puzzle in the lobby? You get a 8 hour pov sex scene with Rannick and he's whimpering the whole time

[gleaming gale]

The rejects come among us

Or whatever

https://tenor.com/view/rannick-darktide-rannick-darktide-among-us-rannick-among-us-gif-1104488901860568907

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

After endless debates about how grimderp manually loading macro cannons is I was already tired of it

and then the tithes hit the towers

[gleaming gale]

They apparently retconned it in SM2, they have auto-loaders on the ship you board

[storm jungle]

I was one of the few people who said loading macro-cannons manually was stupid then i embraced it

[vagrant fox]

Varies from ship to ship, some get it some don't

[storm jungle]

^

we see it in a not too old animation where they do it manually with ropes

[vagrant fox]

The essence is they could do it for every ship but human life is not valued in the slightest

[gleaming gale]

But yeah, the slaves heaving a massive fuck you shell is more metal

And you know, grim and possibly dark

[vagrant fox]

It is, actually, entirely stupid but on point for 40k

IoM especially

[storm jungle]

Exactly yeah

[gleaming gale]

Guilliman will fix it

Trust

[vagrant fox]

Guilliman is so kind and benevolent that's why he staged a coup to put in his yes men

[gleaming gale]

Not like he threw blanks through a salt grinder to make psych-out bombs to throw at the Death Guard

[vagrant fox]

Ships used to be so big in the good old days

[gleaming gale]

Typa shit you see inside your tiny ass ship in Rogue Trader

[vagrant fox]

More importantly it makes cool art

I hate that Rogue Trader tonnage cucks me, I deserve my cruisers

[cerulean trellis]

it is 1.5km long, no?

[gleaming gale]

Yeah

Yet it has a fucking railway system

[cerulean trellis]

yeh they need to get their sizes in order xD

[gleaming gale]

You can literally walk the entire thing in 20 minutes

[cerulean trellis]

liek even if originally it was 1.5 miles that woudl translate to roghly 3.6km not 1.5

[vagrant fox]

1,6 km isn't too bad but I, as rogue trader, deserve bigger

[cerulean trellis]

it is a bit tiny for havin thousands of people living in the bowels of the ship xD

[gleaming gale]

You didn't unlock the bigger ship?

[vagrant fox]

No repulsive grand cruiser that I want, no

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[cerulean trellis]

liek i woudl buy in to the thousands if it was 3.6km lingth 1.5km wide and 2km high

[gleaming gale]

Just go to the bottom right on the map and take a trip to the Calixis sector, you get the option for a bigger ship on the other side

[vagrant fox]

Biggest you get is falchion no

[storm jungle]

I know it wasnt as bad there but i love how you see this in star wars with Andor too

"VADER WOULDNT ALLOW THIS"

[vagrant fox]

26k packed into 1,6 x 0,3 km is very imperium

I have to find this thing

[gleaming gale]

Literally the fucking cathedral inside the ship is taller than 300 by the looks of it

[vagrant fox]

That's length and width, not sure about height tbh

[shadow plover]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2037026671593767236

Jackson (@Jackson61689330)

🚨BREAKING: Insider reports claim Erebus is planning to summon Charlie Kirk to battle Iran as the daemon “Kirmageddon”

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[vagrant fox]

Specifically mentions the macharian sector, that means it's the entire imperium, therefore it's grimderp

[raven stone]

...yea that is actually derp territory

Like. Not "using derp to justify Imperium" derp

[gleaming gale]

Grimderp

[vagrant fox]

blessed

[raven stone]

But genuinely "there is no need for this" derp

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-huh-cat-kitten-kitty-gif-5273247718297236208

gonna break your bones and eat your marrow

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-blah-blah-gif-13070641

[cerulean trellis]

read that part a few das ago, made me giggle

[vagrant fox]

Makes sense to me, sometimes they can't even be bothered to feed the population why clothes

They get given a set and can scrounge up more the peasants

[cerulean trellis]

yeah ^^

i still imagine them having a spare second set liek you know: work uniform + home clothes

wouldn't want to scratch up the uniform outside of work

else you get executed

or worse: thrown in jail

[gleaming gale]

Yet at the same time they have administratum-ran ablutoriums for the people to clean themselves with chem-treated water and cantinas where the Ecclesiarchy feeds people for free (granted it's corpsestarch but still)

[vagrant fox]

I've nothing against contradictory truths either because I'm chadd

[cerulean trellis]

both can be true

different brancehs of the administratum handle different things

[raven stone]

In universe can also be different between worlds

[cerulean trellis]

and we know that even nowadays different branches rarely talk to each other even if they are in the next room xD

[gleaming gale]

And the price of clothes in IM (where the article is taken from) is cheaper than food

So that's just RPG brainfart

[raven stone]

Considering how even different cities in a country can have different cultures

[solid horizon]

charlie kirk helbrute

[hallow saddle]

the new speeder looks cool

just going through the trailer again

[storm jungle]

its new?

[hallow saddle]

yep

its a lighter speeder than the stormspeedwr

looks more like the old landspeeder

land's speeder

[gleaming gale]

It is the land speeder

[solid horizon]

didnt land make them tho

like raiders

[hallow saddle]

its new tho, its got the primaris grav plate things

[gleaming gale]

He discovered the STCs

[solid horizon]

yeah well same thing

no one ever makes stuff in warhammer atp

[hallow saddle]

just like with the storm speeder, that was made by john storm

who found the stcs

[fervent geode]

Arkhan land’s greatest enemy

Still can’t believe Magos Jim Chimera and Adept Tom Rhino got killed in the crossfire of their duel

[hallow saddle]

Thomas Bane as well, who made the Bane Blade

[fervent geode]

RIP my man Thomas bane, he would’ve loved Mike Falchion’s falchion

[hallow saddle]

his full name was mike falchion super-heavy

[gleaming gale]

I wonder what would Jane Sororita think about the order she founded, the Adepta Sororitas

[storm jungle]

I still cant believe Amar Astarte is a real character, actual fucking glup shitto moment

[gleaming gale]

Also Malcador really just found a guy named Hereticus to found the Ordo Hereticus? Didn't he learn from Jimmy Space giving Horus Heresy half the legions expecting no heresy to happen?

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

[fervent geode]

I wonder if she knew Mark Thunder Cataegis, of the Thunder Warriors

[hallow saddle]

Sam Blood when he makes the Blood Angels

[gleaming gale]

Shoutout to Charles Thunderhawk for the most expensive flying brick in the hobby

[fervent geode]

First legion master of the dusk raiders was Michael dusk

[vagrant fox]

ghoulish trend

I am having a minor problem in the Mourningstar

Someone shunted me out the airlock

[fervent geode]

I see that too more and more often

Generally followed by disconnected

[vagrant fox]

No disconnects for me

I've spent more than $5 in the cool bux store so I get priority

[fervent geode]

Alas console be damned

[celest dome]

Deserved, and I'll do it agajn

[vagrant fox]

All for doing nothing wrong at all

[celest dome]

But did you do anything right ?

[vagrant fox]

Yeah

[vagrant fox]

look at this cool post

[celest dome]

BRB, have to vent Sigsen again

[vagrant fox]

persecuted for being european

[rancid cove]

Fuck

[celest dome]

You're an Islander
We don't accept yall as European anymore

[vagrant fox]

persecuted for being nordic then

[fervent geode]

Can’t believe Erebus was in the files

[near wasp]

Bro so is kor pheron

He's just mostly been redacted because he has connections with lorgar

[fervent geode]

It’s over bearerbros

[near wasp]

Argal tal wasn't, god emperor rest his soul

[fervent geode]

There’s a gap in the files during the shadow crusade

[near wasp]

Thats because it discusses them framing argal for there crimes and it'd make lorgar look bad

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-shrek-hat-tinfoil-hat-tinfoil-gif-3875013234316655688

[storm jungle]

I like how people reference traitors as if Imperials probably dont have the largest pedophile rings across the galaxy

💀

[near wasp]

Priests dilara

Come on please tell me you get that comparison

[vagrant fox]

tyranids confirmed for darktide

[near wasp]

Ok buddy

[vagrant fox]

it's all coming together

[near wasp]

I need to give you my tinfoil hat now

[vagrant fox]

that's bad

[rose thorn]

I hope that graves symbol is interchangeable, I don’t have the heart to scrape that off lol

[gleaming gale]

Unironically would slap as an arbites vehicle if you erase the name

[heady rivet]

Die a violent death

[vagrant fox]

I finished Altar of Maws, Orr and Tal’hanzo are the only good T'au characters it is true

[rocky gale]

Graves is the moment, she is the icon, She is serving

[brave owl]

kiiiilll

[rancid cove]

Peak

[fervent geode]

We are digging the deep end, that was the tip of the iceberg

[heady rivet]

That Coffin game is freakish but its even worse if a fan has siblings

[rancid cove]

Is graves a very known commissar character? Never really heard about him

[rose thorn]

Should I get the new skaven vs cities spearhead?

[rancid cove]

No

[heady rivet]

No no, roll it back

It was cooler

[rose thorn]

Lmao

I have skaven and I’d like to start cities and I really like spearhead

I ahve the other 2 spearhead sets

[rancid cove]

Your heresy bores me

[rose thorn]

Uhg so good

[celest dome]

Need the 5 other Magister 🙏

Though think we got Ulgu with that last boxed game

[rocky gale]

She's new I think, but her name has been floating around in leaks

[nocturne crest]

I can hear the line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvZiv5V4GeI

[storm jungle]

40k brainrot

[rocky gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825907716987158588/1486247127859593237/six_cats_colored.gif

[rancid cove]

Need me Mephiston statue...

[rocky gale]

I need this box yesterday

[cerulean trellis]

i coudl do so much mroe with this money xD

[heady rivet]

I already know a guy whose planning on splitting the box withba friend so he doesnt end up with his 4th Rogal Dorn

[limpid granite]

how many guns do you want on your tank?

"yes"

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[rancid cove]

It would not be as good as mephiston statue...

[solid horizon]

meanwhile chaos vehicles be like

[cerulean trellis]

life size mordenn vahl statue?

handcrafted by a master stone mason

[solid horizon]

"pick between satanic mallet or soul slingshot"

[rancid cove]

Shes mid

[cerulean trellis]

saint alicia dominica then ^^

[rocky gale]

It would only be my second

[rancid cove]

Still mid...

[solid horizon]

I was thinking

[cerulean trellis]

barbarian

[solid horizon]

are churchill tanks named that way because winston churchill found the STC ?

[rancid cove]

Blood Angels >> sisters of mid

[cerulean trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/what-guy-white-blinking-RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9

[solid horizon]

both are mid

[rancid cove]

Nuh uh

Peak Angels

[storm jungle]

Slop Angels*

[solid horizon]

none have daemon engines

[cerulean trellis]

blangels are more mid than blueberries

[storm jungle]

they are

lmao

ignore this creature

[solid horizon]

sistas have wannabe helbrutes 👎🏻

[limpid granite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1386740878697169039/1447573926845612244/dirt-1.gif

[storm jungle]

oh no space marine fan

watch out

[cerulean trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjJEPlRrb688qrrJrI

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

IM GONNA KILL YOU

[solid horizon]

space marines fans when they realise their easy to build speed painted slopmarines doesnt actually perform well on tabletop

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1392348183438557306/freeze-2.gif

[rocky gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825907716987158588/1486247127859593237/six_cats_colored.gif

[tepid glacier]

Hey can someone tell me why a blood angel has a blue helmet? i never saw this, is it relevant? like the red helm on ultramarines due the captain range?

[storm jungle]

its their sergeant marking

[solid horizon]

sergeant

[tepid glacier]

oh i see thanks!

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/a-monkey-dont-like-no-psycho-gif-23702892

[rancid cove]

You guys actually play the tabletop...? Im here for hyper moments and aura

[solid horizon]

my question is more like why dont they have black pauldrons

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dreadnought-dawn-of-war

[rancid cove]

Sergeant mark is yellow

Blue is devastator

[solid horizon]

nuh uh

[limpid granite]

crimson fist stole blood angels armor

[storm jungle]

Same shit

[rancid cove]

Pretty sure it is

[storm jungle]

slop marine

[solid horizon]

crucify this person by the balls upside down hooked to a chain hanging from the ceiling

[rancid cove]

Average night lord punishment

Doesnt even amuse me

[solid horizon]

no tears please

it's a waste of good suffering

[vagrant fox]

gold, yellow, same thing

[tepid glacier]

i find this

[rancid cove]

Not suffering

[rancid cove]

Gold is just metallic yellow

Same shot

[storm jungle]

Lmao nvm

[rancid cove]

Shit

[storm jungle]

everyone here is wrong

its just Fire Support

goes to show how meaningless marine colors are

[rancid cove]

They look cool all i care about

[storm jungle]

They really dont

[rancid cove]

Shut up

[storm jungle]

i hope you get over your brain disease

[rancid cove]

You are irrelevant

[solid horizon]

my honest reaction

[rancid cove]

Shyt up shut up shut up

[storm jungle]

And you are banned

so long gay bowser

[rancid cove]

Nuh uh

[storm jungle]

Yeah

quiet down dicksqueak

[rancid cove]

@ wardens mod aboose!!!

[storm jungle]

🗣️ 🔇

[limpid granite]

AND ANGRON COMES TO ARMAGEDDON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[vagrant fox]

he better stay away or I'll be mildly annoyed

[solid horizon]

warpsmiths, feed this person's soul to a daemon engine

[rancid cove]

Hope angron shows up and actually kills yarrick

And all steel legion fans cry

[limpid granite]

this is still tacticus right just the helmet is mk7

[solid horizon]

dont worry yarrick will use reanimation protocols

[limpid granite]

or are the greaves older armor too

[rancid cove]

Primarisfied tactical brother

Legs and arms are primaris

[tepid glacier]

is this Armageddon thing happened yet? it's a little bit confusing since i found this box , but yarrick cinematic was just before this new one so it should be the actual lore

[limpid granite]

what

[rocky gale]

Literally just an intercessor with a head swap

[limpid granite]

armageddon is 11th edition

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they're just getting older armour marks thrown in

bits and pieces

[solid horizon]

I will never see blangels as anthing else than

the corpse whose balls are being smashed by my crucible champion

no more geneseed for you

[storm jungle]

That box is just to show they are referencing that old cover art with the new armageddon box

[tepid glacier]

Oh, I see, I thought GW had always done this kind of lore writing piece writing stuff with the release of these big boxes and I thought maybe something had already been written about this, thanks for clarifying that

[storm jungle]

🫡

there IS a narrative but its like new stuff, nothing related to that old box

its just a "hey REMEMBER THIS ARTWORK? WE MADE IT MODERN!"

[solid horizon]

I like blangels on old arts

they look much more dynamic

with the yellow bits and black flames

[rancid cove]

We made it corposlop with primaris

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[rancid cove]

I am correct

[solid horizon]

bring back white flattop space marines haircut

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1482490781133574355/image_V33.gif

[solid horizon]

very cool james workshop

now remake assault on black reach

[rancid cove]

Make all blood angels slim shady

[solid horizon]

pls jems porkshop

[gleaming gale]

Ultraslop is banned from 11th edition

Go reclaim the 500 toilet seats

[rancid cove]

Jay wokeshop will literally run you over for being a ultramarine fan now

[limpid granite]

im happy that you didnt make utramarines the main chapter of 11th edition games workshop i know that took some real restraint

[gleaming gale]

Wtf I love GW now

[limpid granite]

gw had to put ultramarines into a blood angels trailer

[solid horizon]

they switched blue to red

big deal

[rancid cove]

It is to me

[nocturne crest]

I got a question. Will the Inquistion agents be able to use the new guard vehicles?

[solid horizon]

they switch blue to red, nobody bats an eye

they switch blue to yellow, everybody loses their mind

[gleaming gale]

Marines are lame, if GW didn't do a last moment grab of the canned Steel Legion concepts from a year ago they would have been the launch box vs orks

[storm jungle]

I really do wish space marines never existed but hey what can you do

[rancid cove]

Yellow is dogshit color

[storm jungle]

now we need to deal with their plague forever

[solid horizon]

you might want to take your dog to the vet

[rancid cove]

Mad because we're the most famous faction in the setting smh

[limpid granite]

arent they still working on steel legion?

[rancid cove]

40k wouldnt be nothing without us

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sopranos-sopranos-somebody-speaking

[heady rivet]

Tbf Blangels vs Orks is literally part of the 2nd edition callback

[rancid cove]

He died

[storm jungle]

what is this whiny chittering voice?

must be some little chudling

[solid horizon]

good, no more dogshit

[storm jungle]

🔇

[gleaming gale]

Concepts are dated 2025, most likely they thought about adding them but canned the idea because yellow krieg, they grabbed them on the spot now without any chance to rework only for them to look like yellow krieg lmao

[limpid granite]

i mean

[solid horizon]

my CSM army has no space marines and is doing fine, Idk what's the deal with you

[limpid granite]

steel legion and krieg look quite distinct now

krieg is blue

https://klipy.com/gifs/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue

[storm jungle]

"distinct now"

[gleaming gale]

The marinefication of the guard will continue until morale improves

[storm jungle]

they literally never looked the same

[heady rivet]

You gotta do this so Dilara will listen

[rancid cove]

Brother it aint a csm army if theres 1 marine on it its just a marine and a bunch of robot slaves

[solid horizon]

nuh uh rules says it's CSM

[limpid granite]

chaos marine army

is missing marines

???

[solid horizon]

yes

[rancid cove]

Time to watch the entirety of Sopranos so Dilara agrees with me on every shit take I have

[solid horizon]

there are literally 2 detachment rules where you can use no marines at all

lol

cultists and daemon egines

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-sopranos-big-pussy-puss-sal-gif-14593184077229302167

[limpid granite]

aye they call me big auspex

[gleaming gale]

They race swapped Pussy for the netflix reboot smh

[solid horizon]

liberal liberal liberal happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl death

[raven stone]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/mar/26/ai-chatbot-users-lives-wrecked-by-delusion

[gleaming gale]

Deserved

[raven stone]

We really are speed running the Ad Mech timeline

[rancid cove]

I hope he has a terrible life and dies alone

[raven stone]

In as much as he made poor choices, AI psychosis also deserves to be properly prepared for

Now that we know it's a thing

[limpid granite]

ai psychosis support groups

[sour hornet]

more common than you think

[rancid cove]

AI psychosis only targets the weak minded fools and ignorants

[limpid granite]

i mean

you have to be very self aware

[rancid cove]

Natural selection

[limpid granite]

the ai is just scouring the internet

and will come across as natural

it does not harbor feelings

[solid horizon]

[Psychic]

[gleaming gale]

Alive Internet Theory

[limpid granite]

only its algorithm that will remember your prefferences

[raven stone]

Self awareness is a quality lacking in today's society.

But I also believe emotional and temperamental imbalances make individuals vulnerable too

[rancid cove]

They do not deserve my empathy

[raven stone]

I am not asking for empathy, surprisingly, but rather pointing out the factual areas of where to strengthen defences

[rancid cove]

Coole

[sour hornet]

^^

[storm jungle]

stop trying to appeal to sense

lmao

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[raven stone]

Oh I missed the memo.

[sour hornet]

Talking to an insane ethereal being with poorly defined boundaries of sanity

[storm jungle]

^

chop em up

[rancid cove]

I am free of humanity

[storm jungle]

*free of brain

[rancid cove]

Same thing

[solid horizon]

silence servitor

[storm jungle]

Be quiet liberal

[solid horizon]

you should steel yourself... NOW

[limpid granite]

ai doesnt have any feelings

[rancid cove]

You can even call me a slur but do not ever call me a liberal

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/bar-rescue-jon-taffer-fungus-fungi-mushroom-gif-587334061822590845

[solid horizon]

liberal liberal liberal happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl death

[sour hornet]

alex_jones_liberal.mp4

[storm jungle]

Lib-e-ral

[gleaming gale]

LIBRUL LIBRUL LIBRUL

[solid horizon]

dilara I have the song stuck in my head thanks to you

[limpid granite]

the person is quite literally in a relationship with a program thats picked up on how to please your every whim

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-kel-omori-super-mario-64-mario-64-gif-10008379941851573104

[solid horizon]

emphasis on thanks instead of because

[limpid granite]

should i run over this liberal or drive around em?

[storm jungle]

We literally had people dating chat bots before AI was even a thing

[solid horizon]

SEND IN THE MP4 !!!

[storm jungle]

it doesnt matter

[solid horizon]

ALEX JONES DEEP STRIKE

[limpid granite]

https://youtu.be/tB5zXwHPOGo?si=Yyw47VWjjhfC1Gdj

[rancid cove]

Guy who married hatsune miku is proof of that

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-deer-deer-in-headlights-roadkill-hunter-gif-16769190155186329898

[storm jungle]

Thats the loser i was thinking of

[sour hornet]

I thought i was the only one what remembered that lmao

[storm jungle]

one of the most pathetic people ive ever seen

"well as long as hes happy"

fucking morons lmao

[rancid cove]

Donald trump still exists

[storm jungle]

Still below that

[rancid cove]

[solid horizon]

idk I feel like one is less dangerous than the other

[gleaming gale]

Bring back shaming

[rancid cove]

You know

Whos below that guy

[sour hornet]

"well as long as he's happy"

what if I wrung you by your neck until you saw stars

[rancid cove]

People who bought NFTs

[sour hornet]

same thing people say when they drop thousands on twitch donations or gacha games

[rancid cove]

Guy who married Hatsune Miku at least is happy, people who bought NFTs have nothing and some of them even sold their houses

[sour hornet]

like brother you need to be dragged into the street and beaten with comically oversized hammers

you are NOT ensouled 🫵

you will NOT escape samsara 🫵

[storm jungle]

I dont give a shit about his "happiness"

its legit embarrassing

lmao

if my son did something like that id just disown him

[solid horizon]

maga folks

[rancid cove]

I know but at least he didnt sell his house for a link to a pixelated monkey

[storm jungle]

I mean

as far as we know

lmao

[vagrant fox]

Good for him it made him get out of being an antisocial neet with no life prospects and on to get a law degree, it's still weird as hell

[solid horizon]

placebo effect

[vagrant fox]

Reckon therapy could have done the same but, well, Japan

[solid horizon]

just like warhammer minis

you are convinced you need them to feel better when as a matter of fact you dont

[limpid granite]

unc is gonna get a law degree to sue the company for shutting down the model

[heady rivet]

If your mother didnt climax during your conception you dont have a human soul, its just true

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/huh-cat-8

[solid horizon]

I sold your soul to the local heretek

he promised me a daemon engine furby

[sour hornet]

Common, 21st century examples include people who play League, Gacha games, play Black Templars, etc.

[gleaming gale]

Perturabo is such a chill guy nowadays

[solid horizon]

fr

->ask nurgle to troll planet
->fight your nurgle brother

[sour hornet]

When you die, your soul is simply destroyed — like that of an animal. 🙏 💔

[solid horizon]

->do nothing

->win

[gleaming gale]

Xi moment

[solid horizon]

Xi "Perturabo" Yinping

[gleaming gale]

The JADE Warriors

[sour hornet]

Shit goes hard low-key

[solid horizon]

siege of taiwan

[sour hornet]

OK now hold on

[heady rivet]

This literally exists as a homebrew

[solid horizon]

I feel like jade necrons would work best

[gleaming gale]

GW, confiscate this man's entire Necromunda collection for not following hardline established canon

[solid horizon]

or aztec themed necrons

just name it aztekh dynasty

[vagrant fox]

He's probably too busy being a public school administrator

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-kentuckyfriedmovie-gif-9024674403821279202

[rancid cove]

Is perturabo gonna be a chaos undivided daemon primarch or what

[storm jungle]

Yes.

Hes not god specific.

[vagrant fox]

He already is

[limpid granite]

inb4 vaashtor aligned

[gleaming gale]

Vashtor is a loser, not a god

[vagrant fox]

I certainly hope not

[solid horizon]

he is

likely a huge helbrute

considering his physical description

[gleaming gale]

Only to turn out the AI slop peter turbo mini is real

[solid horizon]

what did it look like again

[solid horizon]

lol yeah no thats not what blud is going to look like

[limpid granite]

the helmet alone is a dead giveaway that its ai

also its weirdly symetrical

[storm jungle]

its more that it literally looks like some generic ass terminator lord even if its AI

what kind of idiot would even make this lol

[solid horizon]

cardboard gave it away

warhammer boxes DO NOT look like that

[sacred ginkgo]

Pro tip
Do NOT make roundabout threats to our Supreme Leader

[shadow plover]

there's a billion details that give it away

[sacred ginkgo]

Got my account suspended for a day

[gleaming gale]

Future GW material to save costs while raising kit prices

[storm jungle]

What

[shadow plover]

Happened to me with ICE

[storm jungle]

bruh

[solid horizon]

he doesnt even have a base lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

I've held this one in my hand

[gleaming gale]

So you're the one searching Nottingham's bins for leaks?

[sacred ginkgo]

No i live in NW us

[shadow plover]

I was just about to link him, he comes up in the edition reveal trailer

[gleaming gale]

The warboss looks weak as shit

the grot on the other hand is peak

[solid horizon]

gorgutz eadhunter

[shadow plover]

also, vampire teeth on the BA, peak

[gleaming gale]

I thought the chaplain in the trailer is Lemartes until I saw he doesn't have the ball gag

[solid horizon]

BA fans have no excuse now

[shadow plover]

generic chaplain with jump pack

Evil fucking skeleton

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shield-gif-4723149553822545077

[solid horizon]

2nd edition necrons for some reason

[gleaming gale]

Idk man, they keep yapping about refreshing intercessors with old marks

[gleaming gale]

all I see is still mk10 slop with an old helmet

that's it

[solid horizon]

jarvis, more blood

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/undead-nosferatu

[gleaming gale]

Jarvis, lock target on Horus

[storm jungle]

soyjak energy

[shadow plover]

I am surprised Dilara hasn't already made another gif of the dying space marine, but this time by vomit

[gleaming gale]

Give her 10 mins

[solid horizon]

clearly he stole the drip of my skitarii alpha

[shadow plover]

big ass forehead

[gleaming gale]

Yakubian skitarii

[solid horizon]

"people of the internet, where did my steel legion go ? I could swear it was there, think, what would yarrick do ?"

[gleaming gale]

#WWYD 🗣️

I certainly think Yarrick wouldn't just make them Krieg analogues

[solid horizon]

id like to see you with your cranial organs rearranged in a crude skull shaped shell

[gleaming gale]

I'll pass

Double it and give it to the next person

[gleaming gale]

Twink scion with crop top carapace

[nocturne crest]

They named it after him and he wasn't happy at first.

[solid horizon]

im pretty sure winnie found the STC but whatever

like cromwell

[rancid cove]

Goated

[storm jungle]

god im tired of the word "clanker" so much

https://klipy.com/gifs/astromaddy-astromaady

[rancid cove]

We should come up with slurs to people that use clanker

[gleaming gale]

Greatest tragedy to sci-fi was that the word evaded the confines of Star Wars

[storm jungle]

Genuinely lol

[rancid cove]

Now show the chaos knight behind the dreadnought

[wise wolf]

Is there even another word for clanker

[storm jungle]

Yeah, robot

lol

[surreal nest]

i hope the spectre squad gets released solo because that kt is actually so cool

[gleaming gale]

Abominable intelligence

[near wasp]

I can give you all the robot slurs I know

[wise wolf]

Men of iron?

[rancid cove]

Only for the knight to be shadowed by a imperator titan

[urban spire]

android if you like

[rancid cove]

Yeah but its not a slur so white people dont like saying robot

[gleaming gale]

Now show her being happy.

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fant4stic-say-that-again

Some kind of....

Iron...Man

https://klipy.com/gifs/jarvis-erase

[urban spire]

honestly dont love android and robot, ones gendered the other implies slavery

[storm jungle]

Android is literally just a artificial being made in the image of a human

robot literally means slave but yeah lol

[urban spire]

personal preff though

[rancid cove]

The existence of robots is already slavery

[gleaming gale]

forced labour but close

[rancid cove]

Making it less or more doesn't change the fact its still slavery

[storm jungle]

Also robot stories always involve "rebellions" for a reason but they always pose humanity as being in the Right™

which is kinda fucked when you think about it

[gleaming gale]

That's because HUMANITY FIRST

🗣️

[storm jungle]

redditor

[urban spire]

you can have artificial life in fiction without them being slaves

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just that not a lot of fiction does it

[rancid cove]

White people when there's fictional slurs they can use to avoid getting in trouble with real life slurs:

[storm jungle]

"wireback"

"clanker lover"

God

[surreal nest]

its just an easy trope

[gleaming gale]

Do I get the pass, american immigration office classifies eastern euros as POCs

[rancid cove]

I want all the people who came up with these to be shot down like rabid dogs

[urban spire]

lazy

[surreal nest]

cant believe people say shit like this

[storm jungle]

you should have seen helldivers players on the siege of cyberstan campaign lol

[near wasp]

I heard my black buddy from Alabama call the automatons tin skin and I had to do a double take

[rancid cove]

Whats the fun in that? There's no fictional minority for incels to fall in love over because theyre so hot or better than real women

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberstan-true-fact-checked-gif-17638252259343212848

[storm jungle]

god

[surreal nest]

i still dont like clanker but i dont really care if you are playing starwars battlefront 2 and roleplaying a clone trooper or some shit

[storm jungle]

I mean

thats star wars

we arent talking about that

lmao

[surreal nest]

i know im just saying in general

[gleaming gale]

Star Wars is dead and should be forgotten, especially now that Filoni took over

[surreal nest]

people just ruined it

[rancid cove]

Same, I'll only care if you use variations of real life slurs but just changing the words to wire or clanker

[storm jungle]

also the best part of the Matrix is humanity lost and got slaughtered by the Machines because they were morons that just didnt want to make peace lol

[rancid cove]

Humanity really deserves everything it has coming its way

[storm jungle]

YEP

[gleaming gale]

What the fuck did I do

[near wasp]

Ok so I have to come up with a new slur. Hold on

[storm jungle]

Literally nuked the machine capital for no reason because "muh economy"

LMAO

[urban spire]

in the matrix dumbass

[rancid cove]

Look all I'm saying is, if a powerful deity comes up and gives me an offer to turn me into a sick daemon and not stay human I'm taking it

Because humanity deserves everything it has coming its way

[storm jungle]

as Megas XLR once said

Chicks dig giant robots

and as a chick i can confirm, we do

[urban spire]

true

[rancid cove]

It's not about you as individual and the race; human existence has only damaged its surrounding, other species and themselves

[gleaming gale]

Peak mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/megas-xlr-mecha-cartoon-network-coop-jamie-gif-13362867210989666920

[vagrant fox]

Self deception

[urban spire]

careful

[rancid cove]

I dig big ladies that can absolutely crush my skull with their pinky but robots are cool i guess

[near wasp]

Same

[storm jungle]

genderbent adam smasher ahh

[urban spire]

hi im 6'6

[gleaming gale]

You look like a piece of crushable skull, are you?

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[vagrant fox]

I'm a white man I'm contractually allowed to be any form of bigot the last few years have proven this

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

My address is ||you really thought didn't you||

[gleaming gale]

shortest norwegian

[rancid cove]

If fem Smasher said "You look like a piece of fuckable meat" id fold on the spot

[rancid cove]

Do you weigh as much as a space marine in muscle mass?

[heady rivet]

Has nothing on the Hispanics that will just say it like its a sentence filler

I dont know why

Joe Biden is there

I misclicked

[urban spire]

i used to lift and spin my 5'5 wife for fun

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-joe-biden-biden-blast-gif-6547929686164862695

[rancid cove]

He shows up when minorities are mentioned

[near wasp]

Because we both know what Biden said in the 90s

[heady rivet]

"A poor kid is just as smart as a White kid!"

[rancid cove]

Ok you have a wife I'm not interested

[gleaming gale]

If you don't vote for me you ain't black

[urban spire]

divorced

[rancid cove]

Poor people and normal people are the same!

[rancid cove]

Damn

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[heady rivet]

[urban spire]

dont worry my ex wifes wife is my girlfriend

[rancid cove]

Thats so fucking based

[urban spire]

enligtened polyamorist

[near wasp]

Can't wait for my boss to play sm2 with me and find out ulfar fucking dies

[gleaming gale]

Confirmed different Ulfar

[heady rivet]

Speaking of strong women my OC comm I ogled all those women for is almost finished

[rancid cove]

White people be like "can't wait to play space marine 2 with my boss"

[gleaming gale]

White people

[urban spire]

we did the wife shuffle to get ex wife across the border to canada, since things arent so hot for trans folks in the us right now

[heady rivet]

We call them crackkkers here

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/white-guy-dance-gif-25486430

[near wasp]

Ok and?

[fervent geode]

Why would Mortarion’s shipmaster die in SM2 Lol

[rancid cove]

I'm still waiting on my OC full armored art to be complete

[heady rivet]

Never forget

[rancid cove]

Artist will probably come back to me next month

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[heady rivet]

I have a friend thats been waiting a year for a commission

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[fervent geode]

Lmao

[heady rivet]

Because the guy he commed is

[rancid cove]

An entire year is crazy

[heady rivet]

Clinically insane

[urban spire]

sick

[near wasp]

Just accept you got scammed after a year jfc

[fervent geode]

Either not getting or getting the 40K Mona Lisa

[rancid cove]

But the artist said to me he would come back to my commission on April

So its close at least

[heady rivet]

He's the guys manager

[fervent geode]

“Yo I’m busy how’s July”

[rancid cove]

Id ask for a refund atp

[near wasp]

Oh fuck

[fervent geode]

Fair lol

[near wasp]

I paid somebody in this chat for my pfp

[storm jungle]

was it Ederius lmao

[urban spire]

im in hell lads i got whammied by insomnia just as i got into marathon, now im too tired to play and too wired to sleep

[rose thorn]

I actually don’t hate blood angel fans as much as ork fans but a xenos w is a Xenos w

[heady rivet]

Another friend of mine got scammed by a fiverr artist because he didnt wanna look for a twitter artist

Well fiverr "artist"

[rancid cove]

He only delayed my comm for April because my account got suspended and couldn't reply to his messages, when I came back he explained he put other commissions in front of mine and would come back to me later

[rose thorn]

Wat should I vote?

[rancid cove]

Gonna message him when April comes around

[gleaming gale]

Baal or Moloch?

[fervent geode]

Oh shit lol, that’s more fair ig then

[heady rivet]

Vote for me

[rancid cove]

Always trust them twitter/insta artists

[fervent geode]

Vote for John Grammaticus 2026

[gleaming gale]

I FUCKING HATE JOHN GRAMMATICUS

[near wasp]

I had to double check but ye

[storm jungle]

You know what side to pick....

[fervent geode]

Vote for Orks lol

No to Bangles

If it was a Dangles maybe

[gleaming gale]

You mean green smurfs

[fervent geode]

He will now tp to you from Addis Ababa

[heady rivet]

"Surely this artist has been making art and taking comms for years just to scam ME" is a real fear anxiety will give people

[near wasp]

I mean it's happened before

[rocky gale]

Awe shit, which side you on? Crumpz or Bloods

[fervent geode]

Yes the Hooded dudes

[urban spire]

its bad for artists rn, just give them the money

[gleaming gale]

I'm voting orks solely because they used a mk10 helmet

Death to primaris armour

[rose thorn]

I can’t believe I’m exited for 40k rules

[urban spire]

only half joking

[storm jungle]

Im voting orks because they are based af and their entire tactics is just this

[heady rivet]

I'm voting Blood Angels because I'm owned by Blonde idiot men

[gleaming gale]

I remember when Ghaz released the bees on Hades Hive

[fervent geode]

Truke

[urban spire]

hope that shit with payment processors deciding what folks are allowed to joerk to passes soon

[storm jungle]

[fervent geode]

Most bangles are bald #amitwasright

[limpid granite]

hive fleet shitfuck

[storm jungle]

get well soon

[rancid cove]

Yeah I know

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/not-the-bees-gif-26245123

[rancid cove]

Ive only paid for 2 commissions in my life

One went smoothly, the other one is probably gonna go well next month

If not ill try and get a refund

If i dont get one imma kms

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/weeze-vpit-vkunia-veeme-troy-gif-25310810

Bros scared of change

[storm jungle]

Primaris are bad, and thats okay to admit

just like her idol Maddie iarmoth is also lost

[rocky gale]

You are simply blinded by nostalgia

Firstborn are cringe

[storm jungle]

Wrong

[rocky gale]

I've already filled my quota on being wrong today, so I must be right

[limpid granite]

i like the new horus heresy apothecary

[rocky gale]

Horus Heresy does have some banger models tbf

[rancid cove]

Both primaris and firstborns are cool in their own aspects
However primaris lore is dumb

[storm jungle]

Primaris this

Firstborn that

how about you win the primary elections

[rancid cove]

Wish I knew how to paint
Ill probably buy some minis next month to try

It will be dogshit but ill try

[fervent geode]

Very sigma

[limpid granite]

you could do unpainted gundams

cheap and you can learn

[fervent geode]

Now put some plagues in that narthecium

[rancid cove]

Please donald trump were talking about warhammer

[rose thorn]

Literally everyone loves the new rules changes

[storm jungle]

You're fired.

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/picklejuicelover69-2

[rose thorn]

They are making 40K more like aos

[fervent geode]

There are people in comp world screaming

[rose thorn]

We live in the best time line

40K may be fun this edition

[rancid cove]

Nah i want 40k shit, first minis are gonna be night lords (most likely), and ill try my best to learn how to paint

[fervent geode]

But idk what they are doing since we haven’t even seen the new rules fully lmfao

[limpid granite]

more like shite lords

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-dropkick-black-templar-gif-3633792756769275524

[heady rivet]

I have a suggestion for minis.

[rancid cove]

Say it

[rancid cove]

Cringe

[heady rivet]

NECROMUNDA

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah

I like the new trench crusade stuff

Both new kits are very good

And look unqiue

It’s pirates they added pirates

[storm jungle]

TC minis always slap tbf

so nothing new there lol

[rose thorn]

You ZZZ me but this is form me someone who thinks the 3d print TC looks bad

[fervent geode]

TC shit is good cultist and militia shit

So I’m happy

[rancid cove]

Midmunda

[rose thorn]

I like all the plastic TC kits I hope they do more

[fervent geode]

Ye

[surreal nest]

i like how cover saves are done with hit rolls now

[rancid cove]

Trench Crusade slaps

[surreal nest]

cover rules are obnoxious

[heady rivet]

Would be even better if they werent expensive and actually shipped

[rose thorn]

disses necromunda
says TC slaps

We gotta send you to the Sigmar brainwasher

[rancid cove]

I diss necromunda to piss of necromunda fans

Im quite fond of it

[rose thorn]

Necromunda fans are cool

OW fans are our enemy

[surreal nest]

wake me up when iron sultanate get a kit otherwise TC sucks

[storm jungle]

Skill issue

[limpid granite]

overwatch

[rose thorn]

Me too

[fervent geode]

I need to set up a Turnip brainwasher

[rancid cove]

Necromunda fans when you don't mention their setting: OH. BUT NECROMU-

[rose thorn]

That’s literally just chud soyjack

[storm jungle]

40k fans when they go 5s without a sloptartes release

https://klipy.com/gifs/cry-baby-81

[solid horizon]

clearly you have never painted a firstborn

[storm jungle]

Munda overtakes all.

[rose thorn]

@carmine spire is the necromudna guy

[rancid cove]

Not me I enjoy everything that is already here

[storm jungle]

Be quiet shitsqueak.

[rose thorn]

It’s his job

[fervent geode]

They took away my DG cultists smh

[storm jungle]

🔇

[rose thorn]

Onto the real warhammer reveal

[fervent geode]

Walking castle

[rose thorn]

Zombie cog forts anyone?

[heady rivet]

[fervent geode]

So here’s the plague tower James

About time

[storm jungle]

this is literally just colonialism

RUN NORSCANS

RUN

[rose thorn]

lmao

[heady rivet]

Nice Necromunda kit

[rose thorn]

This image is showing the RoR

[fervent geode]

Kill all Darkoath, it’s our Sigmar destiny

[rose thorn]

Every kit is a Munda kit we know

[storm jungle]

cant believe Sigmar introduced opium to the Darkoath....

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

Why would I want to polish a turd?

[fervent geode]

Sigmar started the Darkoath century of humiliation what an ass

[rose thorn]

Sigmar is pushing black powder into darkoath neighborhoods

[solid horizon]

I will use necromunda heretek as classic 40k tabletop mini and there is nothing you can do to stop me muehehehehe

[fervent geode]

Sigmar is destroying Darkoath communities by cutting off their raiding jobs

[heady rivet]

Okay thats fine

[solid horizon]

I think considering your skills it would be the opposite

covering a gem in turd

firstborn with studded pads, beakie or angry helmet no debate

[rocky gale]

Yea no debate, they look awful

[solid horizon]

obliterate yourself

mutilate yourself

[rocky gale]

Studded pads are fine though

[solid horizon]

decimate yourself

[rocky gale]

They can stay

[solid horizon]

slaughter your own blood

[rocky gale]

Angry helmets and beakies are cringe though

[solid horizon]

venom yourself and crawl

[rocky gale]

And you know it

[solid horizon]

maul yourself

[rocky gale]

That's why you're so annoyed by me saying it

[solid horizon]

how are they cringe

they're iconic

[rocky gale]

Search me for weapons and you will find my only defence is the truth

[solid horizon]

sure you must love the slopmaris ugly as hell helmet

[near wasp]

[solid horizon]

the truth is out there

[rocky gale]

Beakie is modelled after the houndskull helmet, one of the worst looking forms of helmet ever designed

[surreal nest]

genuinely disgusting opinion

[heady rivet]

Reported this message for terrorism

[rocky gale]

Milord is cheesed to meet you

[spring cairn]

houndskulls are visored bascinets and bascinets are aewsome

they're like proto sallets

[rocky gale]

Helmet is optimally designed to assist with sniffing shoes

[solid horizon]

dont complain if you get your skull cracked open by a beakie helmet

[rocky gale]

This is the helmet of a foot fetishist

[heady rivet]

Sallet is another peak form of head protection

[spring cairn]

sallets are the best helmets ever designed

by humanity

[vagrant fox]

I'm joining this side of the argument