#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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OMG BROOD BROTHERS LIVES

jade holly
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The two named DA dudes

arctic talon
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no more circles LOL

storm jungle
rose thorn
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aw fuck

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who

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hates circles???

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lmao

hallow saddle
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this sounds so much fucking better

crystal forum
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polygonal supremacists

hallow saddle
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as someone that plays 40k every like 3 months against mates

nocturne crest
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Poor Bricky.

arctic talon
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no more circles

rocky gale
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Makes objectives terrain pieces rather than random circles, it's fine

arctic talon
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rip

nocturne crest
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He's just revealed he was making new Objective circles.

jade holly
arctic talon
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circles have been part of 40k since 5e lol

rose thorn
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this soudns worse for big models

hallow saddle
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a battle that makes sense on the actual terrain thats there

arctic talon
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We'll see

rose thorn
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oh neat

storm jungle
nocturne crest
storm jungle
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good, fuck him

hallow saddle
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owned

arctic talon
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This is like 7e

jade holly
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I wanna see the new Necron detachments

arctic talon
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fucking finally

jade holly
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But I’m stuck in codex limbo

rose thorn
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THANK FUCK

jade holly
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Do I get the 10e one of wait for the 11e one

crystal forum
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crowd goes wild

arctic talon
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I want nids to get Cranial feasting back

rose thorn
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i might actually lplay 8th

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omg

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i mean

arctic talon
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11th

rose thorn
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11tj

arctic talon
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LOL

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this is basically 8th

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in a llot of ways

jade holly
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So one Stratagem per unit

crystal forum
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stratagems like in helldivers?

arctic talon
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OH SHIT

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WHAT

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WAIT

rose thorn
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sorry iwas thinking about when sisters use to spam melee nad vehicles

arctic talon
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????

storm jungle
arctic talon
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FUCKING KILLTEAM

wet valley
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STEEL LEGION IS BACK

storm jungle
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they were never gone

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YET

languid meadow
rose thorn
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GSC BUFF

rose thorn
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WHAT

wet valley
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WE MIGHT GET MODELS

rose thorn
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WAIT

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WHAT

crystal forum
raven stone
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Oh SHIT

storm jungle
raven stone
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That new shooting rule

languid meadow
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seeing krieg on the box art and stuff tho is hilarious

rose thorn
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skull2 OMG THEY MADE THIS EDITION FOR GSC

storm jungle
languid meadow
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I do think it should've been SL just for like the art

neon jacinth
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Hmm weapon cosmetic or head

languid meadow
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even if they didn't get models

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it's art bro

raven stone
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I don't even GSC and I think that's huge

crystal forum
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GW not caring about guard regiment diversity like usual it's alright

rose thorn
storm jungle
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getting really freaky rn

storm jungle
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yeah enjoy your plastic tank slop

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and sit in your corner

crystal forum
arctic talon
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GW KEEP ON FUCKING COOKING

storm jungle
hallow saddle
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charge thing is nice

languid meadow
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GSC are the true ivory tower tbh

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no marines

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every release is a GSC release

arctic talon
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Average World eaters/Eldar player

rose thorn
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OMG

raven stone
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oh finally some FUCKING COMMON SENSE

rose thorn
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WAIT

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THATS ANOTHER GSC BUFF HOLY SHIT

jade holly
languid meadow
hallow saddle
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creations of bile loving this too

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EC loving it

hallow saddle
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for slaanesh

jade holly
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All of these rule changes will be reflected in the codex app right?

rose thorn
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no way

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NO WAY

heady rivet
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TOTAL KHORNATE VICTORY

rose thorn
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ANOTHER GSC BUFF?????????

arctic talon
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DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

storm jungle
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"return of the rhino rush"

arctic talon
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NO MORE LONE OPS

rose thorn
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AAHAHAAHAHAAH

arctic talon
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????

crystal forum
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wasn't this already a thing

storm jungle
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ITS COOKED

arctic talon
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YES

languid meadow
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YEAH WHOOP HIS ASS DAREDEVIL

rose thorn
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LMAOOO

languid meadow
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Alpha legion termies....

rose thorn
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ANOTHER GSC BUFF?????????

nocturne crest
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What does Chimera bomb mean?

rose thorn
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HOLY SHIT

crystal forum
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oh damn

hallow saddle
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i didnt know they even had painted alpha legion models

arctic talon
rose thorn
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WE KEEP ON CULITNG

storm jungle
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This is FUCKED

crystal forum
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app 😴

jade holly
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This answers me question I guess?

rose thorn
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ALWAYS BET ON THE STARCHILDREN

arctic talon
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for GSC you can do some deranged shit lol

spare osprey
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yay korean

rose thorn
storm jungle
rose thorn
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AGAGAHHAHAHAH

raven stone
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Chinese, JP, Korean

crystal forum
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isn't the app subscription based now

rancid cove
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Bro what

rocky gale
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If we don't get model reveals I'm going to cry

rose thorn
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AM I DEAD?

nocturne crest
nocturne crest
raven stone
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GW Really being serious about trying to get back into East Asia

storm jungle
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they will expand into the sinosphere

heady rivet
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WAIT

arctic talon
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PALsi'tjmaseio'fcwa

heady rivet
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LETS SEE

storm jungle
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China shall fall first

arctic talon
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PLASTIC

storm jungle
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then Korea

nocturne crest
rose thorn
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i cna breath

crystal forum
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china makes their models after all

jade holly
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MODEL TIME

storm jungle
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WHAT

heady rivet
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

storm jungle
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MORE?

rose thorn
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okay im gonna go print stuff

storm jungle
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oh right psace marines

crystal forum
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SM3?

storm jungle
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GET-

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GET-

arctic talon
languid meadow
rose thorn
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primaris tactiacl marines?

storm jungle
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GETOUUUUU-

arctic talon
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thats fucking it?

rose thorn
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AHAHAHAHAH

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Of fuck off

crystal forum
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literallt just a fucking intercessor

spare osprey
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updating primaris tacticals?

rose thorn
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thats so funny

heady rivet
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oh

jade holly
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That’s two boxes ain’t it?

hallow saddle
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whos the primaris knees guy

rocky gale
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It's a plain as fucking Intercessor with a worse looking helmet

raven stone
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June

arctic talon
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China literally doesn't make 40k minis at all

languid meadow
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POORINES

rose thorn
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models are made in house

crystal forum
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literally who cares

heady rivet
nocturne crest
spare osprey
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he's got those smooth legs

languid meadow
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Ice soup ass crusade

hallow saddle
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all the 40k minis are made in nottingham in the uk

storm jungle
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you should have seen him yesterday

arctic talon
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please show Orks

heady rivet
crystal forum
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i love xi jinping

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my homie

storm jungle
rose thorn
arctic talon
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HTES

languid meadow
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ork time

heady rivet
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ORRRRRRK

heady rivet
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

rose thorn
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DOG

storm jungle
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

arctic talon
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BOYZ

crystal forum
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it's literally just throwing a bone to old chuds

rose thorn
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its ognn abe a boy

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isnt it

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a isngle boy>?

arctic talon
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

rose thorn
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lma

languid meadow
heady rivet
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

languid meadow
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I won't lie

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the music is peak

jade holly
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He looks so fucking good

rocky gale
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New boyz is hype

crystal forum
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finally orks

jade holly
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Holy crap

rose thorn
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good as fuck music

storm jungle
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the rela heroes

languid meadow
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it's so good

crystal forum
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brap music

jade holly
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Does this confirm an Ork refresh?

rose thorn
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LMAO THEY ARE CHANGING BOYS TO HAVE SHOOTAS ADN CHOPPAS

arctic talon
rose thorn
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HAHAHAHA

arctic talon
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orks eating good

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lol

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CMON

rocky gale
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So we get a regular ass Intercessor with a lame headswap, then we get a peak Ork Boy refresh

arctic talon
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ONE MORE GW

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ONE MORE

storm jungle
heady rivet
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one more

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ONE MORE

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HAHSHGKJSDBFJSAHEOFSEKJBF

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

arctic talon
spare osprey
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yay squig

storm jungle
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Hadron is on Elite's ass

arctic talon
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hadron hates my ass

languid meadow
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Skullz

rose thorn
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HLEL YEAH GLOOMSPITE

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/j

heady rivet
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That is fucking hysterical

arctic talon
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I'm happy for everything revealed tonight

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lol

heady rivet
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No Steel Legion

rose thorn
storm jungle
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COCKSUCKERS

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😔

heady rivet
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Skulls for sure

jade holly
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Honestly my favorite reveal tonight was the new 11e rules

crystal forum
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did the other host speak a single time

storm jungle
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AOS sweep and the xenos models were very good

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anything else uh i forgot

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guess it wasnt that important

arctic talon
jade holly
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Cockfort

arctic talon
jade holly
storm jungle
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Oh yeah Guard also finally got their nazi infantry vehicles

heady rivet
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Primaris-scale older armor for Marines was good

rose thorn
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Guys I love age of sigmar

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So much

crystal forum
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im happy for new fast guard vehicles

rose thorn
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I’m so happy we can all be here

crystal forum
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eat shit other factions

heady rivet
rose thorn
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And bask in the glory of sigmar

rocky gale
rose thorn
jade holly
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Will there be one final reveal or is that all?

nocturne crest
rocky gale
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Who knows

storm jungle
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🫃

rose thorn
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It’s a literal good release for BB

jade holly
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Damn

rose thorn
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One of the issues was that gaurd infantry was too slow and tanks were too expensive to use our ability

crystal forum
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the new wheel car looks so modern for a guard vehicle

storm jungle
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the wehrmacht slop

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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER-

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🗣️

rancid cove
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no steel legion KEKW

storm jungle
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checks script

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concept art?

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be happy and glad i guess

heady rivet
wet valley
rose thorn
arctic talon
crystal forum
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time to print more proxies

rancid cove
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good

crystal forum
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we stay winning

rose thorn
rancid cove
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ooughhh

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oughhjh

storm jungle
rose thorn
crystal forum
rose thorn
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THISIS THER THIRD MAJOR RELEASE IN A ROW TEPES

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THEY GOT 3 MODEL WAVES IN A ROW

rancid cove
paper haven
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What new guard vehicle are we talking about here?

rancid cove
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i hope all of them die in armageddon

rose thorn
crystal forum
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wheel car and taurox variant

storm jungle
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peak

paper haven
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Oh it looks like a puma.

rancid cove
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@ Wardens

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breaking rule 11!!!

storm jungle
crystal forum
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it has the turret of a dorn

heady rivet
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IDF vehicles dont look as cool. Also the Merkava is a shit tank

rancid cove
paper haven
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Although, you could easily also say it looks like an LAV

hallow saddle
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shout out to the dickhead tech guys who didnt manage to do their job for the entire 90 minute stream

arctic talon
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this happens every fuckin year

languid meadow
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https://youtu.be/nHE6-XpUd74?si=0_V_z_SBQXAUoa8W here's the new trailer if you want a closer look at the walker

Armageddon burns. The green tide will not be stemmed. Old heroes and fresh menaces fight tooth and claw for every inch of blood-soaked ground.

There Is Only War.

A new edition of Warhammer 40,000 has been announced. Check out the full reveal now: https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ctdexme4/warhammer-40000-the-new-edition-is-re...

▶ Play video
rancid cove
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multimillionaire company cant even have quality mics

crystal forum
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their tech is 100% some old fuck who barely understands the internet

wet valley
languid meadow
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another tennocon W

crystal forum
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and only still has a job because union

rancid cove
arctic talon
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new wazdakka my beloved

rancid cove
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and no models on the new stream

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get fucked

rancid cove
heady rivet
# heady rivet IDF vehicles dont look as cool. Also the Merkava is a shit tank

The Merkava prioritizes crew, so it has a ton of blowout panels. The second anything hits it, it will kill literally anyone within 20 meters. So they never have infantry support it in urban areas. So there's a million videos of a Merkava being disabled by someone climbing on and putting a towel over the periscope while the closest infantry escort is 5 streets over

rancid cove
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what was thatmephiston statue tho

rancid cove
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i kinda am thinking on buying it if it comes painted

storm jungle
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🫙

wet valley
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It was a marketing stunt

rancid cove
storm jungle
paper haven
rancid cove
storm jungle
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They arent being phased out

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THEY ARE LITERALLY GONNA GET MINIS BRUH

rancid cove
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THEY ARE GHETTING MINIS

nocturne crest
rancid cove
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THEY DIDNT SHOW UP YET

wet valley
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But I do think the concept art looks cool

rancid cove
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SHU UP

languid meadow
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(after backlash)

rancid cove
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SHUTUP

storm jungle
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CAN WE STEEL LEGION ANY HIGHER-

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🗣️

crystal forum
rancid cove
storm jungle
paper haven
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Christ chill. I'm just repeating what you guys told me.

storm jungle
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"you guys"

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none of us said that

crystal forum
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people in this chat need a chud to hate

arctic talon
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I've literally never said that about steel legion beyond they'd get less focus

nocturne crest
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Imagine if the Orks win Armeggeddon, so it becomes the Armeggedon Waste Land Milita or Ork hunters. Steel legion cancelled.

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
crystal forum
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go on reddit like christ

paper haven
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Might hve been general chat, now that I think about it

storm jungle
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Jay

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you were literally being a glazediver redditor in here yesterday

storm jungle
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dont throw stones in your glass house

rancid cove
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please let armageddon die, PLEAAASE

crystal forum
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you wish you had an actual chudditor to shit on but they all get banned smh

wintry cloud
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i am so ecstatic that i cant sleep

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ii am shaking with excitement

rancid cove
wintry cloud
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i love warhammer

paper haven
storm jungle
nocturne crest
rancid cove
heady rivet
rose thorn
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What should I theme my Sylvaneth to be???

languid meadow
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The stupid fucking A

raven stone
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Still noticing that Captain America like "A"

languid meadow
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ruins the last two imo

heady rivet
crystal forum
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you dont blow anything dilara

storm jungle
nocturne crest
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Steel legion is replaced by the crew of Red Dwarf, who are also Yellow:

arctic talon
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wonder who their new guy is

storm jungle
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Goodwin is gone yeah

crystal forum
# storm jungle

ok the guns are definitely hilarious they're literally just normal lasguns

rancid cove
# storm jungle

the way that last guy is looking forward instantly reminded me of the hellsing vampires

paper haven
arctic talon
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because the sketchwork reminds me of his stuff

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vaguely

rancid cove
arctic talon
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just less heavy on shading

rancid cove
crystal forum
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which is funny to show them as concept art

storm jungle
raven stone
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welp
good night.
Depending on the new detachments 11th might actually get me back into the game...

crystal forum
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all the regiments except like krieg and vostroyans use basic ass lasguns

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the ones that had models at least

storm jungle
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wrong again

nocturne crest
storm jungle
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can someone kick this guy out

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MOOOODS

midnight dragon
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Ma'am

heady rivet
rose thorn
storm jungle
heady rivet
midnight dragon
arctic talon
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pimp my ride m.42

storm jungle
arctic talon
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also are the dudes on the back from a specific regiment

storm jungle
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personal guard i reckon

arctic talon
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or just generic Officio Prefectus goons

heady rivet
crystal forum
rose thorn
arctic talon
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oh you know what they remind me of

midnight dragon
arctic talon
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these fucking guys from Dawn of war 3

storm jungle
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as we know

rose thorn
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OH WOW

storm jungle
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DOW3 invented spiked helmets

arctic talon
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shut up

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smh

storm jungle
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KEK

arctic talon
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I'll chew your tendons

rose thorn
crystal forum
arctic talon
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it is

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but its top down

rose thorn
arctic talon
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so it looks less goofy ingame

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lol

storm jungle
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LMAO

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WAIT

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I JUST REALISED

crystal forum
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also why does it have a pistol grip

arctic talon
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and they're random NPC fodder

rose thorn
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I’m one for the 6 people who played DoW 3

arctic talon
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in the campaign

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idfk

crystal forum
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that model doesnt have one

storm jungle
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HAHAHAHA

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SO much for iron guard

rose thorn
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LMAOOOO

storm jungle
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get the fuck OUTTA ERE

crystal forum
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this model looks like it's an agent

storm jungle
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its not

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its literally the gestapo brigade

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lol

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Commissar and lackeys

arctic talon
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someone has a hardon for weird mounts in both AoS and 40k and WHFB and I'm happy

midnight dragon
storm jungle
rose thorn
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The best 40K model

storm jungle
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he literally looks like Kruber

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what the fuck

crystal forum
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anyways im making pillboxes and this is oddly calming

paper haven
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Is there something wrong with regular horses?

rose thorn
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Omg

crystal forum
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military bunkers are fun to create

arctic talon
heady rivet
crystal forum
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i think in my previous life i was an imperial fist

rose thorn
paper haven
arctic talon
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Yes

crystal forum
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it's just a scope

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generic

crystal forum
paper haven
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Like, a telescope for star gazing. No reticle or nothing.

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i rewatched that last week

storm jungle
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absolute peak

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if you say its bad im gonna rip out your fucking lungs

crystal forum
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good movie but man the music is nowhere near as iconic as the original

storm jungle
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Yeah it is

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another L jay take

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at this rate you'll be shot by firing squad

crystal forum
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you can barely understand the lyrics

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there's so much distortion

storm jungle
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Jay im pushing you into the chocolate mixer

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say goodbye to all that fur buddy

crystal forum
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the original literally has a sign-along thing

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like it shows the lyrics

storm jungle
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yeah and the original is gay

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and the entire cast prob died from asbestos

crystal forum
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aw

storm jungle
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Wizard of Oz style

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lmaoooo

paper haven
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I swear Charlie was actually a serial killer

storm jungle
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LOL

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i mean prob

crystal forum
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charlie or willie wonka

paper haven
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Oh, Willie

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Whatever

storm jungle
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Why cant it be both

crystal forum
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charlie the serial killer kid

storm jungle
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partners in crime

paper haven
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How else do you think he got that ticket?

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Random chance? No. People died.

crystal forum
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i like the fat kid in the 2000's movie

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he has so much makeup

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looks like a manequin

storm jungle
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Augustus Gloop

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imperial noble ass name

crystal forum
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lmao

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willie wonka and the chocolate factory is like one of the most popular british kids book of all time

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no wonder the most popular british kids story has children being horrifically scarred

storm jungle
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Watership Down moment

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mmmm fresh nightmares

rose thorn
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Hey is there a type of wood vampires are weak to?

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Like in media?

storm jungle
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Im PRETTY fucking sure there is

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hold on

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i swear to god i saw this in a Hammer dracula movie

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Vampires are traditionally weak against stakes made from specific woods, with ash, aspen, hawthorn, and fruitwoods (cherry/apple) being the most common, as these represent life, purity, or specific folklore origins. The wood acts as a "symbol of life" or creates lethal splinters that prevent regeneration, pinning them to the earth.

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another undead L

jade holly
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Are the 11e rules changes interesting to y’all?

storm jungle
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theres some really good changes

jade holly
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cause this’ll be my first major edition

storm jungle
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looks mostly fine to me

storm jungle
rancid cove
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ah yes

rose thorn
jade holly
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I cannot wait to see the new Necron detachments and what the new modular stuff will be

rancid cove
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drop salt in front of them

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they are

arctic talon
rancid cove
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FORCED

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to count it

arctic talon
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Mostly

jade holly
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Destroyers with vehicles

Vehicles and Crypteks

rose thorn
arctic talon
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I’m unsure about some changes

storm jungle
rose thorn
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So it’s great

jade holly
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Are there any armies that get indirectly nerfed with these changes?

rancid cove
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the average medieval peasant going; SURELY GARLIC WILL KEEP THEM AWAY!!!! because it was the only thing they could afford

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so they came up that vampires were weak to garlic

arctic talon
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Indirect heavy armies

young pecan
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The lore for vampires on why they can't enter a home without invitation makes no sense

jade holly
young pecan
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They were just throwing random bullshit

arctic talon
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Run the battle bus strat

rancid cove
jade holly
rancid cove
arctic talon
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10 breachers in a Tranaport

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Drive by

rose thorn
jade holly
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Necrons -> IW -> Votann -> Necrodermis IH homebrew

rose thorn
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Also it’s a disease thing

young pecan
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I guarantee the invitation one is just a lesson to kids about not inviting random people inside

storm jungle
young pecan
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If you have a welcome mat, get fucked

storm jungle
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I dont think all vampires should have them but i like the idea of older ones having it

jade holly
storm jungle
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Yeah Sinners did that trope

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i first saw it on Fright Night

rose thorn
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Maybe put my Sylvaneth on floating islands held together by roots?

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Does that fuck?

young pecan
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It still doesn't make sense on why it's there unless the media iteration gives vampires another attribute that makes them need to do that

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But it IS cool when done right

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Its mostly just bullshit made up by medieval dumbasses yeah

storm jungle
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"Yall klan?"

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"SIR-"

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😭

rancid cove
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I'M A VILLAIN NOT A MONSTER

storm jungle
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WE ARE PEOPLE OF PEACE AND LOVE

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🥀

rancid cove
crystal forum
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sammich

paper haven
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Vampire lore is all over the place

storm jungle
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SAMMEEEEH

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demonic guitar riff

storm jungle
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its why I also love IPs like World of Darkness

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wher every vampire clan gets one of these weaknesses

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its great

rancid cove
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i need to watch sinners soon but currently im watching angels of death with my gf

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pretty good animation

crystal forum
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did you guys watch midnight mass

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it's good vampire media

paper haven
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I do like how World of Darkness handles it

rancid cove
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Minthara's voice actress makes one of the characters which instantly convinced me

paper haven
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I've seen Midnight Mass

crystal forum
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beautiful show

storm jungle
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voices tons of audio books

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also does a quite a bit of VA work

rancid cove
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i love her

jade holly
paper haven
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I mean.

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Part of the way, at least

gleaming gale
umbral orbit
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krieg

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heady rivet
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I fucking hate windows so much. "We're blocking this file from Darktide because we dont know who made it" but also NOT having it in protection history so i cant tell them to ignore. No way to give permission. Wtf

heady rivet
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Crashes my game

opaque coyote
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Clearly

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You don't need privacy!

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It'll handle it

heady rivet
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Me when I lie

opaque coyote
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You will own nothing

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And be happy

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The latter is optional

crystal forum
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this is the archived stream's thumbnail btw

heady rivet
heady rivet
opaque coyote
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Just had to share this

languid meadow
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Also the only character with a confirmed age in either Undertale or Deltarune

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Being 19

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Also absolute grodd looks like mojo jojo

heady rivet
arctic talon
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They made the anime girl horse an aura farmer

vital ginkgo
#

How many space marines are kharn in command of?

arctic talon
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he doesn't have his own warband

gleaming gale
vital ginkgo
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Is that not his?

arctic talon
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not mine

queen laurel
urban spire
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the new IG half track looks great but

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come on its a half track thats a logistics vehicle get the poor girl off the frontline

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this shit's just fucking wrong

arctic talon
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This is 40k so no

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Frontline vehicle

gleaming gale
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GW is allergic to larger commissar hats

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Just paint cadians black, tanith boy

surreal nest
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these are sick

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holy SHIT i love these new guard vehicles

midnight dragon
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When will someone finally make a 40k titan of realistic size

lament shoal
vital ginkgo
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I heard of a big 40k tournament that was set in a war or battle and the winners would determine the official lore. Does anyone know what I'm talking about because I'd like to find streams or vids on it

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Idk who won

umbral orbit
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😍

celest dome
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So Cogfort true, but Last Realm thankfully not true ? Just woke up

brave owl
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they did not stick to their promise

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Because Orks beat Archaons ass

vital ginkgo
opaque coyote
#

When Gold Ship's owner saw how he was in the Uma Musume anime

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He just said that "She isn't crazy enough"

brave owl
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horses be horsin

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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the centurion looks like what the taurox always should have been

gleaming gale
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I think they may retire the taurox with this one

crystal forum
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taurox is such a goofy looking vehicle

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four individual tracks

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"i'm so original guys look at me"
-whoever modeled the taurox

gleaming gale
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There's something off about the refreshed mk7 helmet

crystal forum
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i just dont understand why GW used the word centurion

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there's already a guard vehicle called centurion

gleaming gale
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Centaur*

crystal forum
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is it meant to replace it?

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sorry yeah centaur

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or maybe it's a complete refresh?

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they look nothing alike

gleaming gale
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Tbf they look nothing alike

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Yeah

crystal forum
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but they kinda share uses

gleaming gale
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Probably replaced

crystal forum
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as troop transport with mg

gleaming gale
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At least they didn't give it a primarch name

crystal forum
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like it kinda shares the same idea

crystal forum
gleaming gale
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I know I'll avoid the Ferrus like the plague xd

crystal forum
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also in case you guys dont believe me on the dorn turret

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like it's almost 1:1

gleaming gale
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Dorn is rounded

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Hippogriff is more in line with russ ones

crystal forum
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the main armament

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plus the gun shield

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and the light thingy on the side

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the hatch

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it's different proportions but the vibes are the same

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which tells me guard is soft of having a soft aesthetic refresh

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if new models all fall in a similar vibe that can be told apart from older models

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maybe this means the leman russ will get a third reboot

shadow plover
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They're similar but hardly almost 1:1

crystal forum
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not 1:1 but it's the vibes

gleaming gale
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Well at least I have range distinction for guard lists

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Centaurs and hippogriffs for cadians, chimeras and sentinels for steel legion

shadow plover
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similarly as the Leman Russ and Baneblade have a similar look to them

crystal forum
#

yes

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leman russ and baneblade are older models

gleaming gale
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And I'll just use Commissar Graves for valhallans

crystal forum
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you can sort of notice a different vibe from rogal dorn and newer vehicles

shadow plover
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the paintjob also affects it a lot

crystal forum
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that's true

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but there's something about the dorn that really makes it stand out from baneblade and russ

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maybe it's the curves

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instead of just angles

gleaming gale
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Dorn is more in line if you print a baneblade turret for it scaled at 70%

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Or just any angular conversion

crystal forum
#

it also looks way more WW2

gleaming gale
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Yeah, aesthetics shifted from ww1 tanks to shermans

crystal forum
#

which i guess is the modern guard vibe now

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way more WW2 focused

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the centaur is a halftrack

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hippogriff is weirdly modern looking

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but it could also be WW2

gleaming gale
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It's a british Saladin nearly 1:1

crystal forum
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ive never seen that

gleaming gale
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50s stuff

crystal forum
#

guard always had seemingly random cold war era gear thrown in

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like the chimera

gleaming gale
#

Yeah, given how the vehicles follow the cadians in design, cadians and the new vehicles which are most likely theirs represent the cold war era for the guard

shadow plover
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I'd argue the Dorn is cold war USA tank inspired, rather than WWII

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Like a Patton

shadow plover
#

the older stuff, Leman Russes and Baneblades were more WWII than these

crystal forum
#

leman russ strikes almost WW1 even

shadow plover
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Well for the hull yes

crystal forum
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because of the hull

gleaming gale
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Yeah, give solar auxilia russes to krieg and regular russes to Steel Legion and you got ww1 and 2 covered

crystal forum
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there's a reason solar auxilia dont get chimeras

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but ye

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i like the new vehicles

gleaming gale
#

They're still kinda uncanny valley compared to the old guard range but they'll grow on

crystal forum
#

like i said im completely fine with forgetting taurox exists

gleaming gale
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Taurox is 100% better as a MRAP analogue if you give it wheels

crystal forum
#

and this might sound like heresy but i would actually enjoy a leman russ remodel

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i think the leman russ's proportions just look weird

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especially the turret

gleaming gale
#

I don't want round Russ crycursed

shadow plover
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I mean it really does need a redo

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for the kit alone

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not as much for the design but it will probably shift a bit

crystal forum
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i liked the really old turret variants that the leman russ got for the vraks campaing

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they were wider

gleaming gale
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Maybe they won't cuck me with half an extra tank in a new box

crystal forum
#

btw how is that sort of camo even painted

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is it spray paint

gleaming gale
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Looks airbrushed

crystal forum
#

so like a stencil?

shadow plover
#

Airbrush yes

gleaming gale
#

Nah, just low pressure

shadow plover
#

blutack or similar masking shit

crystal forum
#

is it easy

shadow plover
#

yes

crystal forum
#

it kinda looks easy

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i should get an airbrush

shadow plover
#

well getting the camo pattern right might be a bit difficult but the painting process is easy

gleaming gale
#

Also

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Best news of all

#

Smurfs got thrown out the window for the new launch box

crystal forum
#

didnt they got for blood angels because they were on the original armageddon box

gleaming gale
#

Probably, yeah

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But the smurf circlejerk stopping is pleasing to the eye

shadow plover
#

They did have them in the reveal trailer though fufufu

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all glory to ultramar

crystal forum
#

hooray for a different primary colour space marine chapter

gleaming gale
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Just paint ultramarines red

wary fulcrum
gleaming gale
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Would have been more based if it was the crimson fists as a call back to the OGs but BAs fit Armageddon better

wary fulcrum
#

BA
Black Templars
Ultras
DA

I want to say? DA were dark vengeance but that might have been 6th

crystal forum
#

i honestly didnt know armageddon lore was so ancient

shadow plover
#

it has been the major site of conflict in so many editions

crystal forum
#

will we get gazgul back is the real question

shadow plover
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Probably, though doubt we'll get a new model already

#

the latest Penitence episode mentions as much at least

crystal forum
#

the new cadia

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well not new

#

but it takes the new spot as undefeated planet

shadow plover
#

wdym new

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you just said the lore is ancient

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it has been such for ever

crystal forum
#

with cadia gone

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GW might focus more on armageddon

shadow plover
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Cadia was the detour

crystal forum
#

i think we literally know more about armageddon than we do cadia

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even geographically

shadow plover
#

well yes

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Cadia has had a single major event, whereas Armageddon is on it's 4th or 5th

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5th if you count Ullanor

gleaming gale
#

Cadia never even got a map outside Kasr Kraf in the limited novel box of Fall of Cadia lmao

wary fulcrum
gleaming gale
#

Creed was fun

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And they removed him for it

crystal forum
#

trazyn's fun meter was going off the charts

#

he had to nab him

gleaming gale
#

Now we're stuck with Miss Trunchbull

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Cadian whiteshield training

wary fulcrum
#

Especially if she had a psyker FRIENOMGG why am I not making this?!

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Wormwood!

Matilda Wormwood!

Grendyl is and Honey and the ‘Wormwoods’ are the agents she sends to die

gleaming gale
fervent geode
#

Kasrkin School

opaque coyote
#

Which is especially funny when you see stuff like this

#

"Your mommy... is a TWIT."

Said with the fucking venom of a MW2 Lobby.

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Also she played Dursley in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

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She had a talent for playing the most cartoonishly meanest women ever

rocky gale
#

I really like this, I just wish the turret was smaller

queen laurel
#

one of the best Ork miniatures i have ever seen

rocky gale
#

I might see if you can build it without the turret tbh

queen laurel
opaque coyote
#

I love it

queen laurel
#

this entire reveal was literally all about rides

rocky gale
#

Those are all peak though

opaque coyote
queen laurel
opaque coyote
#

Do the tractors just

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Follow along like a bike

rocky gale
#

The half track?

opaque coyote
#

Yea

shadow plover
queen laurel
wary fulcrum
queen laurel
#

They have been a thing in history

rocky gale
#

Those were actual vehicles

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
#

There's definitely a reason why they stopped

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Probably because the wheels part kinda makes the point of a track pointless

queen laurel
rocky gale
opaque coyote
#

I love how Warhammer educates me on outdated vehicle designs

#

Truly the peakest shit

queen laurel
#

Yeah these things aren't really a thing anymore just museum pieces and maybe someone uses them somewhere

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

I have a mighty thirst

gleaming gale
#

I wonder if the Centaur has a mortar carriage option

opaque coyote
#

You destroy plenty

#

Only to see more come

#

You can only sigh

#

"Death by a thousand cuts huh?"

gleaming gale
#

A small and fast fuck with double meltas sounds pretty threatening to suits tho

opaque coyote
#

After all you don't necessarily need quality

#

Generally it's always apparent that in lore

#

T'au vehicles are just

#

Like

#

Better in every single fucking way

#

The problem is that the Imperium usually are just like

#

"just send more"

opaque coyote
#

I think like 1:3

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Since tank shells would probably still take down one

wintry scarab
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB3Y9RERg_I Im confused. What is this trailer supposed to show?

That doesn't look like typical Mk X armour to us? Get the lowdown on this new-look Space Marine Intercessor revealed as part of the Warhammer 40,000 new edition launch set on the Warhammer Community site: https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ctdexme4/warhammer-40000-the-new-edition-is-revealed-at-adepticon-preview-2026/

Plus, get ...

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vagrant fox
#

Based mk7 bits

gleaming gale
#

1 more edition and GW will replace them with Primaris Tactical Squad xd

shadow plover
#

and a refreshed intercessor kit in general

gleaming gale
#

Welcome back Land Speeder

scenic dagger
# gleaming gale

still wondering what even is the point tho tbh, what's gonna even be the difference between land vs storm speeder

celest dome
#

Lighter><heavier ?

shadow plover
wintry scarab
shadow plover
#

They did the same last edition with the terminator refresh

#

they'll trickle in with more models and details in the coming weeks and months until the release

gleaming gale
vagrant fox
#

good bit of maintanence though, technology got better

shadow plover
gleaming gale
#

I was about to give in and get an old kit from ebay a month ago lmao

#

Glad I didn't

shadow plover
#

I got one a while back, maybe 6 years, and it was still a blast to build and paint

#

but a new one is most likely a lot better

gleaming gale
#

I wonder if we'll get a Castraferrum refresh this edition

#

Boxnought is too iconic

scenic dagger
#

just finished Ep3 of Penitence

#

boi...

shadow plover
#

Castaferrum would a dream

#

Boxnought but just make it bigger

gleaming gale
#

Yeah, it's off by like a cm or two

#

At least if you scale it with the primaris

rocky gale
shadow plover
#

good good

vagrant fox
#

not again

#

<@&735928989146939404>

#

Ok I finished Adepta Sororitas Penitence, I quite liked it

#

Orks, based. Sisters, based

storm jungle
#

I was fucking clapping like a seal at the ending lmao

#

I LOVE how people are already going "GUILLIMAN WOULDNT ALLOW THIS"

spring cairn
#

i rlly don't like the tower mech for cities damn

storm jungle
#

they are peak

vagrant fox
#

Absolutely fantastic, I've never loved the sisters more

storm jungle
#

Same

#

like- the entire thing in the animation i was worried was sanitizing them

#

but im glad they stuck to their guns and showed Sisters as fascist bitches

rotund raft
storm jungle
spring cairn
#

also all the new guard vics are literally just german ww2 armor

storm jungle
#

so his input is meaningless really

#

Yeah the wehrmacht brigade lol

vagrant fox
#

I figured yeah okay Ludmilla is just gonna be the nice sister who we like and Zaragoza is just the slightly mean one who's the mean baddie

storm jungle
#

I do like how she basically never gives up being an asshole

#

people legit forget Sororitas are like awful people lol

vagrant fox
#

As is sensible and right, fervently religious super-fash nuns shouldn't be nice

#

Palatine Aesura, these ones, absolutely peak

storm jungle
#

ABSOLUTE peak

#

time for me ot recommend this short animation to my friends and break their spirit inşallah 🙏

vagrant fox
#

Mashallah, their spirits will be obliterated and they will understand peak

#

The new ork boy they revealed looks proper, I'm quite fond of their vehicle doohicky in the animation as well

storm jungle
#

I do like how they also tied that into Armageddon

#

wasnt expecting that lol

storm jungle
#

okay so