40k-lore-chat

[jade holly]

I can’t play it cause Xbox

[arctic talon]

Orks/Marines/Eldar are the original 3

[jade holly]

[heady rivet]

Orks are like the most iconic thing in Warhammer

[rose thorn]

oh yeah did you see the semi leak of the sylvaneth battletome changes

[arctic talon]

And then guard came out after them

[heady rivet]

Up there with chainswords

[vagrant fox]

Orks very cool, glad to see them

[arctic talon]

Yeah I’m happy

[jade holly]

After Space Marines

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

RAGHHHHHH

[arctic talon]

It’s pretty much everything I wanted

lol

[rose thorn]

SO GOOD

[urban spire]

i think orks are kinda not that interesting

[rose thorn]

me too

[arctic talon]

Orks are fun

[rose thorn]

the priest lore is really good

[arctic talon]

Also they’re iconic™

[rose thorn]

and treelord ancient seems playable again

[arctic talon]

They made a good choice imo

[arctic talon]

For the first 3 + guard

[rose thorn]

i hate orks but i agree

[jade holly]

Is the Votann not gonna be playable in Mechanicus 2?

Just an NPC faction?

[arctic talon]

Not playable as far as we know

Might be dlc

[jade holly]

That’s making me sad

[rose thorn]

they are diverse enogh for differnet playstyles

[jade holly]

smh

[urban spire]

orks dont have much going on ideologically, its just not that interesting

[rose thorn]

i think they should have replaced guard with a chaos rep

[jade holly]

What was the biggest moment in lore in recent 40K editions? The return of Guilliman?

[arctic talon]

I agree but chaos is likely day 1 dlc

lol

[arctic talon]

Primarchs being a thing on the tabletop in 40k and the great rift

lol

Also the silent king

Is pretty insane

[rose thorn]

my money is on deathguard

[arctic talon]

Nah

I think it’s gona be generic csm

[jade holly]

I bet Szarekh’s return was extremely hyped

[arctic talon]

Tbh he didn’t return

He’s been around since 5e

[urban spire]

yeah destruction of cadia, guilliman returning was a side attraction

[vagrant fox]

Can't recall much of a fuss for szarekh ever

[jade holly]

Keep forgetting Cadia is a recent thing

[arctic talon]

It was a sort of “oh shit cool he has a mini”

[arctic talon]

Well it’s almost 10 years old now

[jade holly]

Always felt like an already built into lore event

[arctic talon]

lol

[gleaming gale]

10 years ago kind of recent

[arctic talon]

It’s recent in GW time

[vagrant fox]

A lot of "neat, nice"

[arctic talon]

[jade holly]

Yeah recent for 40K standards

[urban spire]

young

[heady rivet]

Guys I dont know about these new Primaris fellas...

[arctic talon]

Anyways hopefully this symbol for orks doesn’t show up in total war 40k lol

[vagrant fox]

it must

[heady rivet]

Do it no balls

[arctic talon]

Whenever someone joins 40k after 8e and talks bad about primaris I get to make fun of them

I don’t make the rules

It’s like with Tau

[heady rivet]

[jade holly]

Was there any connection between Shadowsun and Farsight?

[arctic talon]

Yes

Same military instructor

[jade holly]

They seem like a lovers to enemies kinda duo ngl

[urban spire]

primaris arent cool because their guns are ugly and space marines are lame, no other reason

[arctic talon]

Puretide is a horrifying AI chip now

lol

Slot it into someone’s head

[gleaming gale]

Tanks too

[jade holly]

I really want to make a Necron out of this lmao

[urban spire]

marine tanks always looked like shit

[heady rivet]

I love all Imperium tanks equally

[arctic talon]

Too wide lol

[gleaming gale]

Tracked metal box = good
Hovering metal box = bad

[winged silo]

I hold no ill will towards the Primaris. But my favorite armor is the Iron pattern.

[jade holly]

It’s more for a homebrew chapter idea I had. A Heretek renegade sect of IH that go all in on Necrodermis and begin using and mastering it

[winged silo]

Hey I like hover tanks.

[arctic talon]

Anyways the funniest thing is people who get into 40k saying tau don’t fit in

When tau are older then them

[urban spire]

hover tanks are cool, just not marine ones

[arctic talon]

[jade holly]

I just think their optimism needs to be crushed

We can’t have good feelings in 40K

[heady rivet]

We HATE teenagers

[winged silo]

They do though. Every faction has a place because every faction has a different culture.

[arctic talon]

I will skin alive anyone who faction bashes

It’s true

[heady rivet]

Krieg

[jade holly]

What if the faction is Blueberries

[vagrant fox]

I was a wee boy when I got into Warhammer Fantasy I can make a little fun of the tau battlesuits

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

lol

[urban spire]

i hated teenagers when i was a teenager, they havent gotten much better since then

[jade holly]

Do we have a model for Honsou yet?

[gleaming gale]

No

[heady rivet]

Sometimes I have to interact with freshmen and it makes me want to explode

[jade holly]

Damn we need one

[vagrant fox]

The bashing gets a little old, try to see the cool in factions or just chill

[arctic talon]

Unironic faction bashers must be fed to a meat grinder legs first

[winged jacinth]

Its purely that garlic has been super easy to grow as a peasant for like 3000 years afaik
They take like no work plant a handful of cloves string up 100 bulbs a few months later

[urban spire]

i am a trueborn marines hater

[gleaming gale]

Marine bashing is good solely because marine glazers want marines in everything else that doesn't involve them

[vagrant fox]

Jokes are jokes but I've been seeing people hate on the T'au for like 15 years now it's so stale

[arctic talon]

People who have a hard on for their own faction and want them to be in everything are also on my murder list

[urban spire]

tau are cool they can chill

[jade holly]

Are any reveals happening today or just games for Adepitcon

[heady rivet]

Tau discussion is either endless bashing or hoofjobs no in-between

[arctic talon]

You will appreciate everything to an extent or else I’ll kill hou

[storm jungle]

the reveals are adepticon

[winged jacinth]

The tau are almost 21 now people still act like they're a new faction

[jade holly]

I like the Broadside Battlesuits

[arctic talon]

Reveals later today

Games rn

[heady rivet]

They're showing off your address

[storm jungle]

how many hours are we off anyway?

[arctic talon]

lol

[rocky gale]

I'm a firstborn marine hater

[arctic talon]

Tau are literally 24 years old

[vagrant fox]

https://www.twitch.tv/warhammer/schedule

[arctic talon]

They came out in 2001

[jade holly]

No I just asked cause I saw a schedule of purely matches and idk how Adepticon works yet this’ll be my first one

[fervent geode]

I’ll feed the votann bashers in meself

[urban spire]

battlesuits are cool, railguns are sick

[jade holly]

I’m kinda excited

[winged jacinth]

I thought they were '05 huh

[arctic talon]

If we go by the concept art they’re even older

But I don’t

[storm jungle]

yeah the tau were made post-gulf war

you can really tell the influence there

lol

[arctic talon]

Shas O’bama

[storm jungle]

i think it was Thorpe who said tau were literally modelled after UN/Coalition forces

[arctic talon]

Expert at drone strikes

[vagrant fox]

I really struggle with liking tyranids in any real way but I don't really wanna go out of my way to bash them nonstop

[heady rivet]

ROCK THE HIVE-UH
ROCK THE HIVE-UH

[arctic talon]

It was thrope yeah

[heady rivet]

EMP'RER DONT LIKE IT

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[arctic talon]

Especially their strategy lol

[jade holly]

The battlesuits are sick tho

[urban spire]

i really want to see more votann

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[jade holly]

Riptides, Crisis, Broadsides

[storm jungle]

ITS AT 4 AT NIGHT

I aint staying up for that shit

lmao

[vagrant fox]

Yea I'm not gonna watch it

[heady rivet]

Imagine being a Euro

[storm jungle]

Rock the shinebox
Rock the shinebox

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-shah-1

[urban spire]

imagine having healthcare

[fervent geode]

I’ll be at work lol

[vagrant fox]

I'll just check it tomorrow noon sometime

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[jade holly]

A named Einhyr or Brokhyr Thunderkyn who rocks massive armor like this

[rocky gale]

1am

[urban spire]

sure

[heady rivet]

Dilara thats cultural appropriation of the Romans (punished by God to become Italians) who your culture conquered

Problematic

[gleaming gale]

3 am 💀

[urban spire]

or just an ironkin? was that the name?

[gleaming gale]

I wake up for work 1 hour after it starts

[vagrant fox]

This short story I'm reading with necrons and votann is kinda funny, the kin just boarding a necron ship inside of a star

[jade holly]

The ai robots? Yeah Ironkin

[urban spire]

ye ok

[rocky gale]

They should squat the Votann again, then devote all their team to making more Drukhari

[jade holly]

Iron Kahl

[heady rivet]

Make every faction Astartes

[jade holly]

Wait could an Ironkin Grimnyr exist?

[arctic talon]

No

[storm jungle]

No

[arctic talon]

Robot can’t be Psyker

[fervent geode]

No

[shadow plover]

But Votann are cooler than Drukhari..

[arctic talon]

They can do like literally anything else

lol

[hallow saddle]

i love the Kin 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[storm jungle]

KIN IS KIN.

[arctic talon]

But robot literally cannot be Psyker

[vagrant fox]

But don't deldarheads want suffering

[jade holly]

Kin together strong

[urban spire]

the fucking votann themselves are paychic the fuck they cant

[storm jungle]

no they arent lol

[arctic talon]

Votaan are not psychic

They can project a beacon in the warp

That doesn’t mean they’re psychic

[jade holly]

Aren’t their Psykers more like technomancers?

[heady rivet]

Me when I lie

[storm jungle]

No

mfer READ THE LORE

[fervent geode]

Votann are like that Pharos thing

[arctic talon]

No they can fucking shoot lighting at you

[urban spire]

they are visible in the warp i read that shit

[fervent geode]

It’s a beacon

[arctic talon]

That doesn’t mean they’re psychic

[heady rivet]

Not the same

[fervent geode]

Not psychic

[storm jungle]

Literally everyone is visible in the warp

lmao

[arctic talon]

Generating a beacon in the warp is different

From being psychic

[heady rivet]

Even the Tau

[spring cairn]

except snake

[arctic talon]

Pharos is necron tech

[fervent geode]

Can’t think of any other beacons lol

[arctic talon]

The Necrons don’t get warp shit

But they made a giant beacon

[arctic talon]

There’s the bootleg one the imperium found from the DAOT

[arctic talon]

And then Angron smashed

[winged silo]

I misread that as giant bacon.

[gleaming gale]

oh wait, it's GMT, yeah it's fucking 4 am

[arctic talon]

💀

[fervent geode]

Oh that, big forgor

[storm jungle]

yeah no one is staying up for that shit

[jade holly]

What time is it again in GMT?

[heady rivet]

Wake up for it then

Set an alarm

[fervent geode]

I’m watching after the fact

[arctic talon]

Only people on the western hemisphere lmao

[gleaming gale]

I literally wake up an hour after it starts to get ready for work lol

[hallow saddle]

1 am GMT

[heady rivet]

Who needs that extra hour

[jade holly]

Oh wait I think I remember, 8pm est

[jade holly]

Ty

[hallow saddle]

so ya im not wqtching it either

[heady rivet]

Can all us Westerns make a pact to make up shit

[jade holly]

Then tomorrow is 9pm est

[hallow saddle]

ill wake up and check the previews on my phone like always

[heady rivet]

"HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SKIPPING TO 13TH EDITION"

[jade holly]

NO WAY THE PERTURABO MODEL LOOKS SO SICK

[fervent geode]

As an eastern that sounds like a plan

[jade holly]

[vagrant fox]

I had my fun last time with the babycarrier upgrade

No need for that again

[jade holly]

Good riddance, we didn’t like the Admech army anyways

[urban spire]

all om saying is if a robots got emotions it can be ensouled

[fervent geode]

THEY ARE AXEING OLD WORLD FOR AGE OF SIGMAR 2

[heady rivet]

SEX MECHANICS???

[jade holly]

I’m glad they’re removing them

[jade holly]

MODELS ARE EDIBLE NOW????

[hallow saddle]

Huge floaty stone head with laser beam eyes for the Kin!!!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[gleaming gale]

No Steel Legion spoilerino, I want to drag my cig happy or sad on the spot

[heady rivet]

Always have been

[arctic talon]

They’re gona reveal new orlock minis for necromunda

It came to me in a dream

[fervent geode]

THE KIN HAVE A LOST PRIMARCH

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-caption-meme-snap-insane-gif-23429295

[jade holly]

TRAZYN’S KRORK ESCAPED

[heady rivet]

They're deleting 40k and refreshing all factions as Necromunda gangs in cosplay

[gleaming gale]

Warhammer if it was good

[urban spire]

good

[fervent geode]

This will trigger millions

[heady rivet]

YARRICK IS A LOST PRIMARCH???

[jade holly]

Oh cool, Guilliman is dead

[gleaming gale]

Steel Legion gets reformed into the Steel Chapter

[heady rivet]

Ah shame, innit

[vagrant fox]

remember that sigmar is a lost primarch theory that wouldn't go away

[jade holly]

Good riddance

[heady rivet]

And Archaon is the other lost

[fervent geode]

YARRICK WAS REVIVED BY ISHA WHO WAS FREED BRCAUSE MORTARION IS LOYALIST NOW AND TYPHON KILLED NURGLE

[gleaming gale]

nah

Steel Legion Kill Team went to free Isha to revive Yarrick

it's the next KT scenario

[heady rivet]

What are the odds they really do just tease a primarch return tonight

1%

[vagrant fox]

I'm willing to bet $5 on it

[fervent geode]

That’s when Mortarion revealed he was a lost primarch and Typhon used multilasers to kill Nurgle

[gleaming gale]

Bet it's gonna be something cringe like Leman Russ

[heady rivet]

Deal.

[fervent geode]

0.1

[vagrant fox]

no deal

I don't want to lose $5

[rancid cove]

What the fuck is happening in this chat

[young pecan]

$5

[jade holly]

Ghazghkull and Yarrick are having a square go

[fervent geode]

Adepticon leakes trust

[urban spire]

its normal

[fervent geode]

Netherlands Gulf Crusade

[vagrant fox]

The lowlanders deserve it

[jade holly]

We got leaks saying Cawl goes Heretek in 11e

[fervent geode]

Nah everything we’ve said is fake as shit

[gleaming gale]

He's always been a heretek

[arctic talon]

Cawl has been a heretek since the start lol

[fervent geode]

Anyways Decimus kills Abaddon next ed

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[urban spire]

the dutch have been getting away with shit for too long

[vagrant fox]

False

[jade holly]

They drained one too many oceans

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[arctic talon]

They’re bringing back this symbol

[vagrant fox]

I'll do anything to see Luxembourg and/or Belgium burn

[gleaming gale]

The US invades Iraq in 11e

[fervent geode]

Mb the trukes have returned

[rancid cove]

No I know but what led to this

[urban spire]

i mean the slavery and colonialism but sure

[arctic talon]

Tau sept invades the imperium

[fervent geode]

T’au will defect to Chaos because Tauva goddess is the dark king

[jade holly]

Oh

[fervent geode]

And also a lost primarch

Farsight is actually Ynnead also

[jade holly]

Hydra Dominatus

I have nothing to continue off this

[fervent geode]

Omegon replaced Guilliman in 8e and the real Guilliman is actually Tyberos

[urban spire]

they should introduce more aliens

[gleaming gale]

Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home in 11e

[vagrant fox]

Stormboyz refresh it's guaranteed

[jade holly]

Tyberos is ImperatornTitan sized now

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gta-v-franklyn-clinton

[fervent geode]

Overlords are coming back and they destroy Ultramar before going to war with the now loyalist death guard and Ynnead Farsight

[young pecan]

I love the scene of Trevor tripping over the fence when he tries to hop it

[vagrant fox]

Entirely new xenos faction in the Ghoul Stars was leaked just now

[jade holly]

This just in: the Blood Eel from Lung is being added as a new Daemon centerpiece model

[fervent geode]

The Blood Eel is actually the ascended form of Holden Bloodfeast

This was revealed to me in a dream of Codex Chaos Daemons 11e

[young pecan]

True, he does have a lot of blood to feast down there

[fervent geode]

Exactly, he’s feastin it

[gleaming gale]

Straight up feastin it

[jade holly]

God that creature is fucking disgusting

We have models of it to see it more clearly

Look at this thing

[jade holly]

Space Wolf if they were secretly an IW

[gleaming gale]

This is how Leman Russ will look when he returns

[young pecan]

The hammer tip is glowing with heat because it has freshly struck

[jade holly]

I honestly hope the Odin theory is true

And not just big wolf guy

[gleaming gale]

I want him to be a big wolf guy so the SWs never beat the allegations

[arctic talon]

Russ won’t be back till 11e

[rancid cove]

Don't talk shit about me autistic bois IW

[vagrant fox]

I hope when he inevitably comes back to sell for big bux he just looks at the SW and declares they suck

[arctic talon]

So no point talking about him

lol

[rancid cove]

Based

[jade holly]

But you know the Odin theory right?

[rancid cove]

Kills half of their numbers because theyre fucking useless and has to make new ones

[young pecan]

Leman Ruff

[gleaming gale]

I don't care enough about the Space Wolves to know, no

[jade holly]

It’s just saying he’ll return more like a powerful Psyker who embraced his Psyker….ness? Idk how you’d word it, but he returns older and wiser

[fervent geode]

He’ll return a rabid dog enslaved to Khorne

[vagrant fox]

If he's as much of an ass as Odin I'll take it I guess

[gleaming gale]

Fucks up Magnus
Jumps into the Warp
Loses an Eye
Returns as Furry Magnus

[vagrant fox]

zased

[urban spire]

oh shes cute

[fervent geode]

Yes I am psyker now

[gleaming gale]

Magnus the Blue

[fervent geode]

The Blue King

[jade holly]

Logan Grimnar’s model was this year right?

[gleaming gale]

last year technically

[jade holly]

[vagrant fox]

Yes 2025

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/true-get-this-man-a-true-go-my-true-whatever-go-my-true-gif-16382191100563919909

[urban spire]

stag beetle, just realized

[winged silo]

I finally have a name for the planet the dragon riders are from. Gorschel.

[jade holly]

Dragon riders? Like that one book from my youth?

No like legit there was a book I loved when I was younger called Dragon Rider

[winged silo]

I'm making a homebrew guard regiment of dragon cavalry. Like the Attilan Rough Riders. They're the Gorschellan Dragon Raiders.

I inspired them off of ancient Germanic tribal culture and medieval cavalry.

Gorschel is a feudal world by the way.

[shadow plover]

Penitence ep 3 was good shit, but what are YOU!!? A bigger and FATTER Arvus Lighter?? I am in love

[vagrant fox]

I need to find somewhere definitely legal to watch that

[gleaming gale]

Same

I wonder if the russians on telegram are legally streaming it

The answer is no, it's over

[cerulean trellis]

Russians are very handy if it comes to legally watching stuff ^^

[winged silo]

By the way the Gorschellan Dragon Raiders commonly either use common lasguns as a default, or commonly swapped out for power glaives and spears, and often armored with light armor for standard cavalryman.

[arctic talon]

Fatter fuck arvus lighter

[shadow plover]

[gleaming gale]

The Arvus Heavy

[rancid cove]

Regular guardsman after being sent to fight slaneesh cultists

[arctic talon]

Might be the onegar

The Onager Lighter is a class of unarmed shuttlecraft used by the Imperium to transport cargo between ships in orbit of a planet and facilities on the ground. A variant of the Arvus-class, the Onager's cargo hold is equipped with bench seats and a small crystalflex observation dome.

[rancid cove]

Other than military vehicles are there famous brands of cars in 40k? Like just regular civilian cars

Like Ford or Toyota but 40k

[arctic talon]

No

Well

Yes

The Achilles expedition vehicles

And the atalan bikes/quads

The Achilles expedition vehicles come with guns though

So civilian is arguable

[heady rivet]

The lore explanation is they're mining vehicles and not every world is exactly safe for that

[rancid cove]

I am assuming there is surely just normal cars in 40k but theyre not mentioned a lot

[arctic talon]

There are normal cars

[rancid cove]

Or at all

[arctic talon]

They’re mentioned in a lot of stuff

lol

[rancid cove]

No I mean in brands

[arctic talon]

Groundcars and hover cars

Oh brands

[heady rivet]

Normal civilian cars exist

[arctic talon]

Yeah those are usually local

[rancid cove]

I know they exist but I wondered if they just had some brands

[arctic talon]

Sector or such

[hollow lantern]

You think the crown vic survived till 40k?

[arctic talon]

I literally just mentioned 2 brands

[heady rivet]

There's a limo with real Tanith wood interiors in a Cain book

[hollow lantern]

I feel like if I ever saw 40k car art it's be a crown vic

[vagrant fox]

There's some brands mentioned in crime but I forget

[heady rivet]

The Yugo stands strong

[rancid cove]

That's honestky kinda boring I expected some author to just make an actual universal preferred brand

[arctic talon]

Why

[rancid cove]

World building

[arctic talon]

No but the imperium wouldn’t have that

lol

[rancid cove]

Also because fun

[arctic talon]

Not for civilian vehicles

For industrial ones sure

[hollow lantern]

Isn't a universal preferred brand kinda boring

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Sectors and planets have their own preferred brands

[heady rivet]

Well we barely see the civilian side of 40k. And what we do see, we're just reminded how militarist the average Imperial industry is

[arctic talon]

It’s way more interesting

[vagrant fox]

I prefer a million local variants

[fervent geode]

It’s too big for universal stuff

[arctic talon]

Also again

The atalan and Achilles are universal “brands”

Same with the Goliath trucks

[rancid cove]

Idk I just expected to have a big ass brand that has local variations but usually has its names under most stuff

[fervent geode]

I mean if you could call those brands lol

If so the Leman Russ is a galaxy wide fav

[arctic talon]

They basically are

lol

[heady rivet]

Almost everything the Imperium builds, even private industries, is something approved and spread by the administratum

[rancid cove]

Guess it makes sense because you can homebrew their vehicles to be whatever you want due to them being local and doing shit specialized for that place enviroment and shit

[arctic talon]

All of them have multiple products lol

There’s the atalan bike and quad cycle

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

Achilles has some unspecified other vehicle they make

And Goliath has like 5 fucking truck variations

[fervent geode]

Lmao the imperial motor industry

[vagrant fox]

Varangantua has it's local needs, Atoma another set of needs, agriworld deathsville a third set of needs

[arctic talon]

Yeah that also

[fervent geode]

I need to look into ts lol

[arctic talon]

The imperium doesn’t have private corporations really

Lol

If you want that go to leagues of votaan

[fervent geode]

Yeah ikik

[arctic talon]

They’re the only faction with branding and shit

[arctic talon]

And capitalism

[fervent geode]

Just the truck variations

[rancid cove]

Shit I can't have 40k Arasaka

[arctic talon]

That’s just the mechanicus

[gleaming gale]

They literally do

[rancid cove]

My eraser when it falls from my table

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah it’s all GSC

[arctic talon]

They’re often connected to the government in some direct manner so not really

[fervent geode]

Stolen by GSC

[arctic talon]

Either planetary or sector

[rancid cove]

Yeah but I want snobby nobles who look like peacocks not cyber spiders with 10 mechandrites

[vagrant fox]

There's private vehicle manufacturers in Flesh and Steel isn't there

[arctic talon]

I’m not counting some bum fuck underhive traders working out of their chain of stores where they sell guns to juves

[fervent geode]

They have trading consortiums which admittedly are linked to planetary governments

[arctic talon]

They have direct ties to the mechanicus who provide them support and certain things

So yes but no

[fervent geode]

Like House Glaw’s bullshit

[gleaming gale]

All the novels set on Varangantua feature all sorts of corporations

[vagrant fox]

Not to the degree of Votann but sorta there

[heady rivet]

The closest you get is nobility-owned industries

Or guilds

[arctic talon]

They’re corporations but they’re tied to something else beyond just themselves

It’s not like irl corporations

[fervent geode]

Yeah trade guilds and noble corps

No real hyper capitalism in the imperium sadly

[arctic talon]

If you want irl modern day capitalist corporation go to LoV

With their like

[heady rivet]

Give your cringe failson nephew some lasgun factory to oversee

[arctic talon]

8 different fucking brands

For a las weapon

[heady rivet]

Or a dozen rich guys pool together to create a trade cartel

[fervent geode]

Better than him getting into the slave trade, and then getting into the chaos trade

[arctic talon]

Trying to convince a Khal not to buy more HyLas because it’s too expensive

And go for the generic brand version

[vagrant fox]

False, trade slaves to the mechanicus now

[hallow saddle]

which Kin faction makes the best beer

[rancid cove]

Chaos trade means more people to get money from

[arctic talon]

I wish we knew

[fervent geode]

That’s the servitor trade, totally different taxes apply

[fervent geode]

Myes, especially if you are a naughty heretic

[fervent geode]

Kronos Hegemony

[heady rivet]

All of them claim they have the best brew, with each faction having a different palette

It all tastes exactly the same to anyone else.

[jade holly]

Pariahs are NOT canon anymore correct?

[celest dome]

Blank still are

[arctic talon]

The necron unit is non canon yes

Blanks/pariahs themselves are still canon

[jade holly]

Damnit

[arctic talon]

And also Necrons no longer introduced the pariah gene to humans

[jade holly]

Was gonna name my Necron corrupted IH successor the Reborn Pariahs or something like that

[storm jungle]

to be fair they do

its just more victorian/industrial revolution

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

they still prefer to them as "corporations"

[arctic talon]

Not in the modern sense

Is my point though

Which is what they wanted

[storm jungle]

you just need to add like "corporate-clan" or "corporate-family" lol

[rancid cove]

So when people say theyre making daemon legends it means theyre making them non-canon or just dont show up anymore?

[storm jungle]

yeah

[arctic talon]

No army rules aside from casual play

[storm jungle]

daemons are gone from the setting

they will be retconned

[jade holly]

What??

[arctic talon]

Dilara shut up

[storm jungle]

Yea

[jade holly]

[rancid cove]

Thats kinda dumb

[jade holly]

Oh

[storm jungle]

Are you guys fucking stupid

THEY ARENT REMOVING DAEMONS

[rancid cove]

(I know its ragebait)

[jade holly]

I’m so fucking dumb

[storm jungle]

ITS TABLETOP

lmao

[near wasp]

Wow

[storm jungle]

which like, who gives a shit

[arctic talon]

Tbh we don’t even know what GW’s plans are for daemons

💀

[near wasp]

The gaslighting this morning is gold

[arctic talon]

They’re really good in 40k though lol

Rn

[jade holly]

Honsou’s arm is silver because it’s Necrodermis right? I haven’t read up much on him yet but I need to

[near wasp]

Dilara got you guys jfc

[storm jungle]

this "gaslighting" is the equilavent of a cheese with a box ontop of it

[arctic talon]

In AoS they’ve been shit since they’ve been shoved into a book with mortals mostly

Aside from the stupid bloodthirster strat

[near wasp]

That's all that's needed sometimes to trap an animal

[storm jungle]

🪤

[rancid cove]

I need to learn more about daemons my knowledge on them is really superficial, and i dont mean lexicanum i want good books where theres daemons on it

[arctic talon]

Daemons codex, 8e and 9e

[storm jungle]

Yeah read the lexicanum.

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, Warhammer Wikia is the better place to learn

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

💀

[rancid cove]

I am going to kill myself

[storm jungle]

me first

you can wait

[rancid cove]

[jade holly]

I am one in a Krillion

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-krill-world-krill-lobster-lobster-fried-krill-fried-gif-7150912747510295957

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-yourself-fish-kys-gif-14092708955095955883

[gleaming gale]

We are Charlie Krill

[arctic talon]

If I had a nickel for every video of a crustacean jumping into boiling hot water or oil

I’d have like 100$

[rancid cove]

Way more

[storm jungle]

No posting gore in lorechat

[rancid cove]

Trust me theres a lot

[storm jungle]

next time you'll be timed out for 5s

[jade holly]

They yearn to be devoured by Marylanders

[rancid cove]

1984 or whatever

[storm jungle]

⏲️

[rancid cove]

I yearn to be devoured by Malenia

[jade holly]

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-eminem-slender-man-tarnished-radhan-gif-25374976

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/warning-4306

[sacred ginkgo]

Discount Valatrax bomb is so cool till you realize it never hits you ever

[civic gale]

Hi

@

Lore chat

[civic gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldier-soldier-tf2-soldier-tf2-team-fortress-2-gif-17712992326310895100

[rancid cove]

Is cannibalism vore

[storm jungle]

yeah, die

[vagrant fox]

ok I finally managed to get myself to gether to finish the One Million Years short story, Baknefeth or whatever her name is is the only good necron

the Votann could use a book fr fr they're kinda cool

[storm jungle]

LOL

"Parlay?"

"No lol."

shoots laser

[vagrant fox]

The writhing arc of hypermatter Prae projected in the instant that followed made the point sufficiently well

Very funny

[jade holly]

Parlay?
Lol. Lmao even.

[last stone]

noooo, poor doggo

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-vendetta-resident-evil-vendetta-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-chris-redfield-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-arias-gif-4983116247939541975

[vagrant fox]

Quite like the idea that the Votann are advanced enough to prey on random Necron craft, I move them up one ladder in the rankings

inside of a sun too

[storm jungle]

yeah votann tech is peak

[hexed trail]

Votaan is just humanity if the emperor didn't super ban ai

[storm jungle]

Kinda but they are far removed from humanity now

[queen laurel]

yeah Have made themselves different enough

[rose thorn]

they recelaing new covers now lmao

[storm jungle]

holy shit that cover setup is lame

bro is aura farming at the front and all his homies are lost in the shrek swamp mist

😭

[rose thorn]

why is horus white here lol

[storm jungle]

Luna Wolves armor

Maggie do you know warhammer.........

[rose thorn]

i mean

[hexed trail]

Pre corruption?

[rose thorn]

why do they have 3 generations of the sons of horus

[storm jungle]

2

Luna Wolves > Sons of Horus

[rose thorn]

does, abby just wear black armor?

lmao

[gleaming gale]

The entire Mournival does

[rose thorn]

for the love of the game

ah

okay so horus wears white because he is hte luna wolf, then they have i assume that oneguy form the book in green and abby wears black

[vagrant fox]

deadass thought the question was why is his skin white

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rose thorn]

white is horus black is little horus and green is littlest horus

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

[languid meadow]

oneee two, buckleee my shoeeee

[limpid granite]

Green horus is nurgle aligned

[shadow plover]

Well that's what the book is about

[shadow plover]

No, the 1st company does.....

[storm jungle]

Yeah but cover arts are different

[shadow plover]

🤓

[storm jungle]

stop excusing bad decisions

slop consumer

🫵

[rancid cove]

I know novels and books overall aren't the only way to learn lore, (also lexicanum) but what codex editions are recommended to read on?
8-10th? Are older codexes to be ignored?

[storm jungle]

8th is the best

[shadow plover]

8th has a lot of good stuff, 9th and 10th are a bit lacking in new stuff

[storm jungle]

its like the widely considered golden age of codexes

[shadow plover]

earlier than that are all decent

[storm jungle]

older codexes are also dependant, most of them can be like storybook tier long with tons of lore while others are meagre.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYL9xOlnQYaBFFDjostev-ouOz3gxgU_v

These two got a great series covering some older codexes in a digestible format

[rancid cove]

Thanks! :3

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rancid cove]

Do GW post lore on anything else other than novels and codexes? I know of the Black Books which I have some
Like uhhh, white dwarf magazine I think its the name? Are they also relevant for lore?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh lexi has like a page for them but its kinda complicated

[hallow saddle]

yeah white dwarf articles for sure

especially in the early days

big source of lore

[storm jungle]

basically

• Codexes, lots of general lore, Rulebooks and other formats also included (see Blackbooks and the current HH stuff etc), also things such as Imperial Armor
• White Dwarf, USUALLY has articles but they range from "lol that was lame" to like some actual important lore shit thats very easy to miss
• Warham Community, they SOMETIMES make short stories here and post them for you to read in like 2m

[hallow saddle]

codexes, campaign books, white dwarf articles are the main 3

[storm jungle]

^

Codexes = Rulebooks = Campaigns = Warzones

these are the main lore pillars

[rancid cove]

Ohh

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Codices_(List)

[rancid cove]

Again, thanks

[storm jungle]

example ^

[rancid cove]

Got it I want to learn more lore other than from novels and lexi

[storm jungle]

Yeah then its Rulebooks

they are basically like diet version of novels in some sense

You can spend a good 2-3 hours reading them

[vagrant fox]

The art is great in some of them as well

[storm jungle]

^

lots of interesting stuff as well

Story pages, excerpts, funny quotes, diagrams, maps etc

[last stone]

Welcome to the rabbit hole

[rose thorn]

I don’t wanna sound like a dick but I’ve never seen anyone play boarding patrol

It might a skill issue

On my part

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

Def a skill issue

[rocky gale]

You're loss, Boarding Action is peak

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/o46n5tfs/daughters-of-khaine-rules-choose-your-army-of-renown/

No Krethusa/Morai-Heg detachment????????????????????????

https://klipy.com/gifs/thurston-waffles-meow-1

[rose thorn]

They literally have one already

[rocky gale]

I mean one that's good

[rose thorn]

Armies of renown being good? Impossible

[rocky gale]

Like her army revolves around using Doomfire Warlocks and Cauldrons of Blood. Like the two worst models in the range

Hell her abilities rely on her being near a Cauldron of Blood

https://klipy.com/gifs/angry-cat-75

I hate it, fix it

Like yea what unit should we base the subfaction of DoK who don't worship Khaine around.........

The unit which has a giant statue of Khaine on it???

[vagrant fox]

I'm absolutely locked in for this

[vagrant fox]

who's that, a weird cauldron?

[rocky gale]

It's a Cauldron of Blood from the Daughters of Khaine

Hence the statue of Khaine t-posing at the back

But the geniuses of GW decided that the Croneseers' who worship Morai-Heg instead of Khaine should base their entire army around this unit

Which has a statue of Khaine on it

[gleaming gale]

Bad writing? From GW? Impossible

[arctic talon]

Their Chinese is so bad it’s good

I have to reverse engineer that shit in my head when I hear it

[rocky gale]

Like they really made the freshest coolest looking new model for the subfaction, then decided "Lets force it to use the oldest, ugliest and least thematic models in the range"

[arctic talon]

I have to like, hack it apart and shove it back together with a really shit accent and awful tone

It’s so fucking funny

Michael asking for kerosene(in slang) instead of hot water is the funniest one to me so far

[vagrant fox]

Khaine is cool but that model's a bit stiff

[arctic talon]

Tbf

[vagrant fox]

I've developed a deep desire to tell some random Chinese guy I'm his dad

[arctic talon]

It’s literally a statue

[arctic talon]

It’s more like I’m your daddy in slang which is worse

In the context

[rocky gale]

It's fine for the Khaine aspect of the faction, but not the Croneseers

[arctic talon]

💀

I think Michael’s Chinese is slightly more comprehendible

[vagrant fox]

That's a bit funny, Ludwigs japanese was bad but comprehensible at least

[arctic talon]

You want to know what’s crazy

The fact Ludwig and Michael understand each others Chinese perfectly

It’s so fucking funny

[vagrant fox]

I'm a big fan of this so far repeated phrase, I'm gonna learn it

Michael and Ludwig are developing their own dialect, it's beautiful

[arctic talon]

What’s funny is they’re sticking to mostly smaller cities or rural areas

[vagrant fox]

I appreciate the willingness to just go at it even if their mandarin is a bit poor

I can't imagine trying to do any of this

esp in smaller cities and rural areas

[arctic talon]

Yeah I respect the hell out of it

It should be easier the further north they get because they don’t need to play dialect roulette as much once they’re out of southern China

lol

Then again I think their path avoids the worst of dialect roulette

I do wonder how many episodes it’s gona be

Because China is like way bigger then Japan

[vagrant fox]

Man 15 episodes for Japan, it's surely gonna be more for China by a few

[surreal nest]

Anybody got any cool guard regiments I should try to paint

Im thinking of repainting all my cadians

[vagrant fox]

athonian tunnel rats

[surreal nest]

Preferably one that doesnt need kitbashing

But they are very cool

[vagrant fox]

No Ventrillian Nobles either then, for shame

[rocky gale]

Do Scintillian Fusiliers then

[surreal nest]

Honestly I would but a lot of my cadians are already built

I love kitbashing

Just too much work to disassemble

I did custom valhallans before I had a killteam i was working on

[arctic talon]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Vresh_Grenadiers

Me like Vresh

They’re a cadian repaint but I like their lore

[vagrant fox]

jopall moebians would be cool to see

[gleaming gale]

Scintillan fusiliers mentioned

[surreal nest]

Holy shit I sucked at painting

[arctic talon]

They look good to me

[gleaming gale]

Respect the grind that you turned the death korps of kringe into a proper regiment

[surreal nest]

I actually really like their scheme

I might actually do this

[surreal nest]

They just looked so much better in my head

I love the vresh armor color

Like an off gray blue similar to the moebians

[arctic talon]

yeah its great

[jade holly]

Looks like a good first start to me, i’ve never painted a model before

Legit the only major rule of thumb I know is to thin paints and that’s it

[surreal nest]

Don't know if I much like their fatigues, might do a lighter gray

[surreal nest]

These models are like 3 years ago they are dead to me dw

Ive started so many projects

[arctic talon]

could always do that tbh

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

their scheme is just the "standard" one

not like regiments don't do funky color schemes all the time

[surreal nest]

I really like their white line on the helmet

[jade holly]

I talked about my IH homebrew idea in another server and someone sent me art of how it’d look and I really wanna do it now

[surreal nest]

Im for sure doing the blueish gray armor and white stripes

Good thing I barely painted my cadian army so I can just wipe their paint later

[daring creek]

Space marines after chugging a single monster

[jade holly]

My idea is a group of IH goes Heretek and commandeer a tomb world, slowly utilizing and mastering Necrodermis to fully embrace the idea of “The Flesh is Weak”

[gleaming gale]

[jade holly]

After all, Ferrus Manus’s iron hands were Necrodermis

I think?

[daring creek]

FEET

[jade holly]

As for their name

I’m thinking something involving Pariahs

The Iron Pariahs is too boring and predictable

[daring creek]

[surreal nest]

I still have this box just collecting dust and I dont know why I even bought it

[daring creek]

Mfs used biotransferce huh

[jade holly]

Sort of?

Not the actual process but slowly embraced Necrodermis corruption

And began working with and understanding it to the point of mastering the material

Best part is some Necron models I can use to make some Space Marine models

Lychgard for the Bladeguard veterans

Deathmarks for Eliminators

[gleaming gale]

But are you gonna play them as necrons or marines

[jade holly]

This is all purely theoretical for now cause I haven’t even tried kitbashing yet

But they would just probably be played as Marines

I can just imagine how crazy he’d look when Necron-ified

[rocky gale]

That's a bad box, you should just send it to me and I'll dispose of it for you

[jade holly]

Send it to me, I’m hungry

[rocky gale]

Na it's actually infected, so I need it so that it can be safely disposed of

[outer wave]

Doom Z looking ass Space Marines lmao

They look cool though

[jade holly]

What Necron should I use for Cataphractii terminators?

Skorpekhs?

LHDs?

[outer wave]

Lokhust destroyers?

Unless you already got that

[jade holly]

Like for now the army is purely theoretical cause I got other armies I want to build + I need to learn kitbashing + I need to actually improve painting to master glows

[outer wave]

Buy some curium for the glows lmao

But no fair fair

[jade holly]

Nah I know how to paint glows

White paint with the color glow I want over it with an even dabbing around it to act as an illuminating light

[heady rivet]

Blow up the sun

I dont like when its sunny

Fuck spring

Its due to be warm and rainy tomorrow

[rancid cove]

How the Lion acted with the Fallen when he woke up

[opaque coyote]

I HATE SPRING

I hate my EYES BEING ITCHY

WHY DID GOD MAKE ALLERGIES

EVERYDAY

EVERY FUCKING DAY

[gleaming gale]

God gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

[opaque coyote]

I WAS CURSED TO LITERALLY BE SOMEWHAT ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT MOSS

DEADASS I CAN'T EVEN BE WITH CATS FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR

[vagrant fox]

Just don't be allergic

[rancid cove]

Genetic skill issue

[opaque coyote]

I'm serious about this btw

Like it isn't like severe life threatening allergies

but it isn't minor enough to ignore

I was once with a friend who had a cat

very adorable

due to all of the cat fur around

like 2 hours in my eyes were completely red and I was crying

and I was like

playing a fuckign board game with them

So whatever I look like in your head

imagine that but crying with eyes redder than the average world eater

Being like

"S-so... wiping runny nose with tissue is it my turn yet?"

[heady rivet]

@rancid cove You struggle with coming up with names right?

I have something for you

[rancid cove]

Whar

[heady rivet]

Use these

[rancid cove]

Interbob...

My beloved

[viral halo]

Can someone help a brotha pick out a game to buy from the square enix sale

[vagrant fox]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/243000/Omikron_The_Nomad_Soul/?curator_clanid=1012195

there you go

[opaque coyote]

I think the only ones that sound relatively normal are

Art (I have seen this be used as an actual name/nickname)

And

Jaxyne

The rest are just

Honestly

I fear for their child

Also

Official music video now

https://youtu.be/aAg3bwzSuLk?si=GZYbdO5qRBEsACWc

This song is stuck in my head now

It's genuinely catchy as shit to me

[mossy peak]

https://x.com/FugeusRedux/status/2036735991847719191?s=20

Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 (@FugeusRedux)

Fort Bragg guy whose bloodstream is 90% methamphetamine exploded by a flying lawnmower dispatched by the philosopher-warrior class of a theocratic society….we are approaching the “real life Warhammer 40K” territory

X · Mar 25, 2026, 9:24 AM

[opaque coyote]

Honestly that's just WW2 level

Half the soldiers in the war were basically on a form of meth

The only ones that don't really have reported using meth specifically is the Japanese

And even then I'm pretty sure they used other shit

They just couldn't get a supply lmao

The only thing that's new is said flying lawnmower

[vagrant fox]

Didn't expect much from TADC but it's quite good, looking forward to the finale

[opaque coyote]

It's a pretty well written show

[rose thorn]

welp just finished zero escape 999

next is virtues last reward

[swift adder]

new sisters of battle character apparently leaked

its alot like this

[opaque coyote]

Also just want to say that...

I fucking love Human-like AI characters

AM, Shodan, etc.

and Caine is definitely one of my favorite characters now.

His psychology... programming... psychomming?

[arctic talon]

It’s fyodor chair 2

[opaque coyote]

It's so great

The boxes surrounding him lmao

[rose thorn]

yeah i saw this its gotta be ai lmao

[arctic talon]

Nah it’s real

I know the person who leaked it

lol

[rose thorn]

oh neat

its sutpid tho

[opaque coyote]

"I am the Inquistior Lord of the Warehouse!"

[rose thorn]

i dont think that faction is gonan like it

[swift adder]

its hilarious and i love it

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf this is his current depiction

[arctic talon]

Tbh it’s fyodor chair 2

It absolutely fits lol

[rose thorn]

thats a whole differnet person is the thing

[opaque coyote]

I will say, I don't like the helmet

Idk why it looks kinda out of place

no wait

THat's a wig

I have to zoom in

yeah it looks stupid

[arctic talon]

Tbf

Tear her head off and replace it

[opaque coyote]

Fair point

But like

It still looks dumb

Idk why

They could've made it look better tbh

It's too uniform ig?

[rose thorn]

pre and post hrt

[opaque coyote]

No wait is that a wig?

[arctic talon]

It’s a wig

[opaque coyote]

There's "hair" underneath his chin

Is it a fucking hood?

[arctic talon]

It’s a woman

It’s just the same fucking chair style

[swift adder]

really glad we got "character sitting on chair mid battle" archetype back

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-gif-26486386

[rose thorn]

i like dead person more

[swift adder]

tbh she might just be old

[opaque coyote]

Why does it go under her chin

[arctic talon]

Why not

[opaque coyote]

I am not saying she isn't a woman tho

but liek wigs don't usually

do that

[swift adder]

go under the chin?

[opaque coyote]

look underneath the chin area, there's a white line the same color of the wig

[swift adder]

thats just the shoddy camera + edge high light

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I could just be looking at it too much

Either way it looks fucking weird

[vagrant fox]

Could be the lip of the gorget

[opaque coyote]

true

shrimp posing like a chad

locked in

[swift adder]

beuty about models is that you can easily replace the head

[opaque coyote]

Replace it with abaddon's

[swift adder]

you couldnt fit the top knot

[opaque coyote]

Exactly

It's just a bald Abaddon screaming

No Zuko ahh haircut anymore

[solid horizon]

brigitte macron

[opaque coyote]

also

||ignore the age gap it was the 1920's||

The good old Autism gambit

It always works when it works!

[storm jungle]

NO FUCKING WAY

THEY STOLE FYODOR'S DRIP

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

😭

[opaque coyote]

I love how one of the spaces is just a zoom in of someone's crotch

[swift adder]

nobody plays K̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶m̶ ̶:̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶m̶y̶ imperial agents

[storm jungle]

dont care, give the old man his chair back you thieving bitches

[swift adder]

he's probably slimed already

[vagrant fox]

I'm not giving it back to mr irrelevant

[storm jungle]

give it back NOW

[swift adder]

top rows looking like the best bet rn

[crystal forum]

newest invincible episode is hilarious

[storm jungle]

Mark got cooked

(literally)

also that Volcanussy has me acting unwise

[crystal forum]

STOP

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

it's clearly volcussy

get it right

[vagrant fox]

I thought it was just vussy

I quite like Satan, what a guy

[storm jungle]

📸

[crystal forum]

i'm not bowing down to satan

[storm jungle]

mask off, finally

[vagrant fox]

I've been mask off for a while, I voted red-greens even

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

clown elections

more colors than a rainbow

[vagrant fox]

No parties want to work together, it's reaching Belgium government tier

It only got mildly worse after all

[crystal forum]

still better than a two party system

[rose thorn]

Smh that’s an arminger not even a knight

A war dog

[tough haven]

@vagrant fox do you know if there’s a discord server for the cosmere ttrpg?

[vagrant fox]

I think there's a discord server called something like official cosmere rpg but alas no, not really

[rancid cove]

Look it didnt make the image

[rose thorn]

Millions must freeblade

[languid meadow]

why is the darktide twitter so zesty

https://fxtwitter.com/Darktide40K/status/2036907592962760972?s=20

Warhammer 40K: Darktide (@Darktide40K)

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦’𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛. 𝐹𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡… 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑦 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒.
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like okay bro

[rocky gale]

We've had our first Adepticon leak

[languid meadow]

Please no 😭

[gleaming gale]

Sedition gameplay

[languid meadow]

Oh I missed invincible discussion

I just wanna say tho Bruce Campbell....

so peak

peak character to have him play

[storm jungle]

the DEI-Wokeroritas stole Karamazov's chudquisitor setup

😭

WARHAMMER HAS FALLEN

[gleaming gale]

Billions must buy krieg kits

[storm jungle]