40k-lore-chat

[last stone]

that sounds horrible

[urban spire]

it's sweet green paste with zero aroma covered in chocolate. texture-wise it's kinda pleasing, but you can get the same for way cheaper and with an actual flavour profile

[raven stone]

Now now please don't diss Asian Hot Pot manner of cooking paper thin beef slices XD

[urban spire]

putting a digestive biscuit between two chocolate squares is a more pleasing experience than dubai chocolate

[urban spire]

no see hot pot is poor people food, so it's fucking amazing

[crystal forum]

literally the entire appeal of dubai chocolate is break it apart in front of the camera

and somehow the gross goopy mess makes people get hard or some shit

i do not understand tiktok

[urban spire]

the grey boiled meat of rich people is specifically a tradition of like
what are they fucking called
gentlemen's clubs in england, a victorian tradition, where people who grew up in boarding schools never seeing a woman other than the lunch lady could go be away from half of literally all of society so they can eat their grey boiled slop in peace

[raven stone]

Tiktok is not for the sane, period

[urban spire]

because the boarding school food was fucking awful

even at the good boarding schools

[brave owl]

rich people eat people nowadays tbh

[urban spire]

yeah i heard about that epstein files shit

[civic gale]

Wait so

Is the throne really failing?

[urban spire]

yes

[civic gale]

And when it does....the end is... emperor's death?

Or is uncertain

[brave owl]

uncertain

[urban spire]

or probably ascension to minor chaos god status

[brave owl]

but probably bad

[civic gale]

Damn

[gleaming gale]

Probably won't happen until 10 editions later when they bring all the primarchs back for the Horus Heresy 2

[brave owl]

they horus'd my heresy til I manus

[daring creek]

No head

[civic gale]

I take it ferrus got decapitated?

[brave owl]

Jaghatai Khan is busy fucking Deldar women

[urban spire]

i'm a little sad we drove off all the chuddy guys in here, pointing out how much the emperor's death and the fall of terra would not affect the imperium to them was fun

[brave owl]

the bike stays on during sex

[gleaming gale]

Yessir

[civic gale]

Damn-

That Horus guy seems really bad

[brave owl]

why did the emperor hire a guy called Horus Heresy

[civic gale]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[urban spire]

he's stupid

[civic gale]

Oh right

[urban spire]

DAMMIT

FIVE SECONDS TOO SLOW

[civic gale]

Isn't sanguinius a mutant?

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-yakuza-can-you-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-9966065835841311517

[last stone]

go stew in anger

[brave owl]

do you see the wings

Sanguinius aura farms so hard no one cares

he's built different

[urban spire]

yeah they're all mutant freaks, the warp was a major component in making the primarchs, the emperor was a huge hypocrite

the only person who was kind of his friend was a fucking warp sorcerer

[civic gale]

No

[brave owl]

;\

[civic gale]

I'm jk

[brave owl]

;/

[civic gale]

Thought they were actually part of his armor at one point...

[urban spire]

"i have decided that what everyone did wrong throughout human history was not brutally conquer and rule with an iron fist hard enough, i shall rectify this forthwith"

[brave owl]

Also apparently Eldrad too

at some point

[urban spire]

the emperor proceeds to make the absolute worst suffering machine ever made by any human

"well this isn't my fault, because if it was my fault i would feel bad, and i don't like that"

[brave owl]

he has a lot of like, really conflicting depictions

Some times he seems good, and then he does some stupid evil shit

[civic gale]

Is this image cannon?

[urban spire]

as much as any of them are

that one is ancient though

[civic gale]

Gotcha

[urban spire]

that's like third edition art iirc? i'm not an expert on this

[civic gale]

This art tho

Ack piss

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-text-cant-see-ken-jeong-gif-5957945

[civic gale]

Sorry I guess I didn't download well

[shadow plover]

The art's great

[civic gale]

The art is great

I didn't download it well

[shadow plover]

ah

[civic gale]

Saying piss cuz it was all pixelated

[shadow plover]

Gotcha

[raven stone]

Is third to fourth ed.

Think black and white for third

Coloured for fourth

[shadow plover]

Speaking of art by Neil Roberts, he has made a huge amount of art pieces for GW and it's pretty funny how the result range from just okay to so fucking brilliant

[solid horizon]

Lol I didn't realise name of the paint I paint skin/flesh with

Wherever I go

It's always steel legion this steel legion that

[gleaming gale]

Steel Legion tomorrow 🗣️

[celest cedar]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/650398 🐺 🇹🇷

[civic gale]

Damn

[civic gale]

Wait... deadlock has mods?!

[last stone]

Wasn't Yarrick like proper dead?

[gleaming gale]

Allegedly from a leak he got resurrected by the Space Wolves using their furry magic bullshit, remains to be seen

But having marines involved everywhere they don't belong is a classic GW move

[celest cedar]

yeah

https://gamebanana.com/sounds/83479 you often get gems like this

[civic gale]

Lmao

[civic gale]

Based

[civic gale]

Nah he has more gitz to krump, ez

[last stone]

especially space wolves, They don't really have a relationship as far as I remember. They weren't on Armageddon

[fervent geode]

They were

[gleaming gale]

They were, Ragnar decapitated Ghazkhull

[fervent geode]

And before that too

[gleaming gale]

But I don't remember them interacting with Yarrick much

[fervent geode]

In the first war

[gleaming gale]

The bro duo for Armageddon is the Steel Legion and the Black Templars usually

Mostly because of Helsreach

[vagrant fox]

They were on Armageddon for the first and third war

[gleaming gale]

The space corgis were also heavily featured in the latest crusade book which may or may not be considered the fourth war

Where they just get beaten by Angron to justify the Grey Knights showing up lol

[last stone]

Ah okay, i mostly remember the celestial lions finding out about ork snipers getting surprisingly accurate

[vagrant fox]

That's what they get for being mean to the inquisition

[urban spire]

titty mods mostly

[civic gale]

FAAAAAAHHH

[gleaming gale]

What do you mean, the orks totally pulled out their vindigretchin temple assasseenz

Trust

[fervent geode]

Need these for the SM2 Tsons

[urban spire]

aliens on the steam forums are fucking fascinating

[storm jungle]

One goes to die in ditches in the desert, one goes to die ditches in the muddy countryside

[civic gale]

Interesting

Also finally I can see if I am into audio books

[civic gale]

Thank you @gleaming gale

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-china-american-century-of-humiliation-chinese-century-gif-7096481836828372770

[urban spire]

are they related?

[civic gale]

Don't think so

[gleaming gale]

Xi doesn't force me to buy Skyrim for smart fridge

[vagrant fox]

I should've learnt mandarin instead of japanese I'm a huge fool

[civic gale]

Japanese cool tho

You get those + weeb points

[vagrant fox]

It was mostly for poetry but now I'm into chinese tang era poetry anyways

[urban spire]

i don't regret studying japanese for a bit but i don't feel much drive to pick it up again

[vagrant fox]

I only still bother because I have a Japanese friend I talk to

[urban spire]

i'm at the level where i can sound out kana and go "huh, wonder what that means"

[civic gale]

Damn

No haiku

[urban spire]

my advice for audio books is not to use them like podcasts, or not exactly anyway. it's not second screen content the way you put on a podcast while you're playing a game or something, you want your mind unoccupied so you actually pick up what's going on in the book

if you want to be productive while listening to an audiobook, listen while you're doing something that doesn't engage your mind AT ALL, like cleaning or laundry

[vagrant fox]

Audiobooks are good for when you're doing some mindless task that doesn't need much focus

[urban spire]

or just sit/lie down and listen on its own

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489442710617456664/1474335388033351680/humilation.gif

[vagrant fox]

make illuminate version

[spring cairn]

when they get their homeworlds

[urban spire]

at the risk of sounding like a weird book pervert, you want to honor the work that went into a book, don't treat it as disposable media

[vagrant fox]

I find audiobooks good for when I'm gaming some as well but it takes a bit more of a mental focus

[storm jungle]

praying they can expand their pariah nexuses I MEAN the Void

[civic gale]

Can't then....was hoping to hear them at work

[urban spire]

oh no that's fine, just don't do work

[civic gale]

I mean...there's long pauses between calls (I work at a call center

[vagrant fox]

poor soul

[urban spire]

that sounds fine

[civic gale]

I know

[urban spire]

i mean, fine to listen to an audiobook between calls, not fine that you work in a call center

definitely take as many bathroom breaks as possible

[civic gale]

Thank you

[civic gale]

Company is already on my ass for it 💀 and it's really necessary ones I don't do them willy nilly

[gleaming gale]

"Cyberstan campaign was rigged by the devs!"

Typa shit 90% of the players did on a reinforcement budget:

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Going back to Death Rider, I do find this a bit funny. I question the logic of if the T'au thinks we're barbarians we have an advantage but I do find it funny

[storm jungle]

Jihad-divers?

in this lore chat?

crazy

[urban spire]

"we"?

[vagrant fox]

we're all barbarians here

[urban spire]

true

[storm jungle]

all monke

[fervent geode]

Discord Techno Barbarian

[urban spire]

tau primitivst vs orange blur

[vagrant fox]

Inshallah tie me to a missile and fire me at cyberstan

[storm jungle]

Orange?

[vagrant fox]

orenj

[vagrant fox]

I think it'd be an improvement if we had discord techno barbarians

[urban spire]

idk if the discord techno barbarian power armour would be all that cool

[vagrant fox]

Ignore the pwoer armour focus on the punk babes with mohawks or whatever as society goes to shit

[urban spire]

but sigsen i AM the punk babes with the mohawks

[vagrant fox]

That's ok you can like someone into the same things as you

[urban spire]

idk the hivemind kinda craves genetic diversity

[vagrant fox]

for shame, this is why ants win

I think I'd like to see Rhuairidh James take on a T'au novel after going over some of the T'au bits in Death Rider again

His fire caste strikes me as interesting compared to how I felt throughout most of Elemental Council

[urban spire]

speaking of audiobooks, any good ones of black library that aren't space marines or 30k?

[gleaming gale]

You'll have 10 more Phil Kelly novels and you will like it

[vagrant fox]

Warhammer Crime is there, they're good

[winged silo]

To be honest, I'm thinking about homebrewing a guard regiment who, much like the Attilan Rough Riders, make extensive use of cavalry. But instead of horses, they use dragons.

[vagrant fox]

you can do that

[urban spire]

but do they manifest audio?

[vagrant fox]

I don't think I'll like it

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to that clip from Syria

[winged silo]

I know I can, I just gotta make some fekkin uniforms and dragons and officer characters and a planet.

[heady rivet]

Where the guy throws a grenade down a tanks barrel and the entire tank cooks off

OR THE LADDER CLIP

[urban spire]

i don't think grenades can do that

[heady rivet]

Where a bunch of Syrian rebels assault a building with a ladder like its medieval times

[gleaming gale]

It detonated the shell

[heady rivet]

This statement is false

[vagrant fox]

was it a soviet export tank

[heady rivet]

It was Syria, of course it was

[vagrant fox]

You never know anymore, shit's weird out there

[winged silo]

What kind of culture do I make my dragon rider regiment?

[urban spire]

even if it cooked off the shell in the breech, that's where shells normally cook off

unless it was HE i guess

[vagrant fox]

Could be a poorly maintained tank or something

I'm not gonna watch the video to find out

[urban spire]

same

[gleaming gale]

Syrians never engaged in tank to tank battles because one side didn't have them lol

[urban spire]

whatever, i don't care

[heady rivet]

https://www.military.com/video/ammunition-and-explosives/grenades/grenade-thrown-down-tank-barrel/4357924254001

[gleaming gale]

It was granted a HE

[urban spire]

t-72 does have that ammo carousel for the autoloader iirc

[vagrant fox]

yea

[urban spire]

but if that cooked off then the whole turret would fly to space

[vagrant fox]

The propellant is right there in the carousel

[urban spire]

a common fate of the t-72

[heady rivet]

"A fighter"
Big fan of how even they were like "Eh fuckit, could be anyone"

[vagrant fox]

I wonder if the breech was open and that's why

[winged silo]

I'm thinking about how to do these Imperial dragon riders. I'm thinking about them having a high respect for their dragons, and a variety of dragons that a soldier can get based on background, rank, or simply what they were able to bond with.

[urban spire]

does the autoloader jam often? i guess if it was poorly maintained

which, from what i hear of the russian military, is granted

[heady rivet]

How big are these dragons anyway?

[urban spire]

like a graduating tradition of tanker training in the russian armed forces is to pick a hulk from the depot and restore it to working condition, i've heard

[winged silo]

Varies depending on species, to be honest. Ranging from tiny little guy to horse size or slightly larger to huge. I will be drawing these, upwards of 10 to be honest.

[vagrant fox]

ok the tank isn't even moving it's just sitting there sorta abandoned looking

[winged silo]

It's a science fantasy setting, I don't see enough actual dragons. I will have to provide my own.

[vagrant fox]

exodites when

[urban spire]

oh probably staged then

russia loves to do this too, find an abandoned tank and make a little propaganda video with it

[storm jungle]

A KT in a few years then after that few years maybe we'll get an army

[winged silo]

Okay fair enough. Closer to dinosaurs to be honest but I am flexible with how I see dragons. If it breathes fire or some other fantastical element, I can tolerate a drake.

[heady rivet]

It does fire its main gun like twice beforehand. So more likely just a really bad crew

Focused on shooting gun

And nothing else

[urban spire]

it has an autoloader, how much can you possibly be focusing on the gun?

it's like the one advantage of the t-72

[vagrant fox]

It's just sitting there, guy 1 throws a grenade in and runs away, there's an exhause plume, guy 2 throws a grenade in and runs away

it catches fire

[urban spire]

whatever, i'm going for a refreshing hike and then i'm going to make stew

[vagrant fox]

Sensible behaviour, it's not an important distinction imo

whatever's cool

[winged silo]

Quite.

[urban spire]

russian tanks will blow up regardless of whether i pay attention to them

[vagrant fox]

These things happen

The sun rises, another T series turret goes to space

[urban spire]

their natural habitat

the tank is like the cocoon stage, but like some conifers it needs a fire to fully hatch

[winged silo]

I am a magic radical, form neutral.

[storm jungle]

I dont think the person that made this knows what a dragon is

[winged silo]

Lemme find a better example.

[limpid granite]

If it has wing arms its a wyvern

Like rathalos

If it has 4 legs and 2 wings like safi jiva its a dragon

[winged silo]

If it's a big lizard thing with a breath attack, it's a dragon.

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/safijiiva-mhw-monster-hunter-world-roar-gif-18795126

https://tenor.com/view/alatreon-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-world-gif-23757678

[winged silo]

Yaurp, dragons.

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/gogmazios-mh-wilds-gogmazios-mh-wilds-monster-hunter-wilds-monster-hunter-gif-5210362292620628694

[winged silo]

Mhm.

[limpid granite]

Gog is weird because its wings can also function as arms

Same as gore magala and shagaru magala

[winged silo]

That's how it is with some wyverns.

[storm jungle]

gesundheit

[vagrant fox]

Didn't know that being a manic pixie girl was transmittable in WoD

[storm jungle]

Femboy???

🤨

[vagrant fox]

Many such cases these days

or is it another parody splat

I can't tell with WoD

[storm jungle]

its WoD

everything in its is basically parody

lmao

[spring cairn]

seems in line for wod

i was looking into wod a bit more and while it can be serious it's really silly

[vagrant fox]

ok it's Warlock The Pretension and I love it already

`Warlock is a parody of White Wolf Game Studio's Mage: The Ascension RPG.

The subtitle is a parody of the tendency of Mage's fanbase to take their hobby too seriously. The grotesque spelling of "sexe magicque" is a parody of Mage's use of the phrase "true magick." `

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/shagaru-magala-monster-hunter-roar-roaring-flying-gif-19125144

[winged silo]

Dragon. I see no issue.

[vagrant fox]

You know a dragon when you see it

Got wings mostly, does things, is lizardiy

[storm jungle]

Thats basically the appeal ye

it has nazis in the center of the earth

lmao

[spring cairn]

the writer can calla anything they wana a dragon

since they are not real

[winged silo]

Not even wings in the case of Chinese dragons.

And they're one of my favorites.

[storm jungle]

they still fly so it counts

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, in ASOIAF dragons and wyverns look the same, but dragons breathe fire and wyverns don't

[storm jungle]

tbh asoiaf dragons are also said to be from freaky genetic experiments by Valyrians too

[spring cairn]

it's like when ppl talk about skyrim and are like erm they aren't dragons acthually they are wyverns because dragons have 4 legs

[storm jungle]

yeah a wyvern is like a dimpy little dragon

more like a huge lizard with tiny wings

[spring cairn]

they call them dragons in lore

they are dragons

dragon these nuts

[storm jungle]

Imagine, dragons

[winged silo]

That's what I'm doing right now!

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/enemy-2

[vagrant fox]

Ok Warlock the Pretension is an official White Wolf published product to make fun of Mage The Ascension
Paradox could never do this, all they do is say the chechen gay murders was a vampire plot

[storm jungle]

LMAO

To be fair that entire fiasco got white wolf shitcanned

rightfully so tbh, because what the fuck

[vagrant fox]

Yeah, it was unfortunate

Very questionable decision

[storm jungle]

White Wolf is basically Warhammer if none of the editors went:

"Um.. maybe we shouldnt put that in?"

lmao

[limpid granite]

Skyrim dragons are wyverns

[storm jungle]

they are dragons

[limpid granite]

No theyre wyverns

[storm jungle]

yeah they are dragons

[limpid granite]

They have 2 legs

[storm jungle]

glad we could agree

[gleaming gale]

You're a wyvern

[limpid granite]

And 2 wings

[storm jungle]

yeah, dragons

[winged silo]

They're dragons.

[spring cairn]

they are dragons

cuz they're called dragons

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-reaction

[storm jungle]

they are literally modelled after a fucking dragon

scalie, giant, has huge wings, breathes fire

[vagrant fox]

wyverns is for when you just wanna call a dragon something else

[limpid granite]

After a WHAT???

[storm jungle]

a dragon

[vagrant fox]

my zenis

[storm jungle]

something the matter freak?

🤨

[limpid granite]

Freaky dragons...

[storm jungle]

💀

we lost him...

[fervent geode]

Laer Dragon

[winged silo]

Oh look, a DRAGON! I'M GLAD WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THIS IS A DRAGON.

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/the-elder-scrolls-skyrim-dragon-dovah-gif-23033814

Issa wyvern

[storm jungle]

No thats a dog

[spring cairn]

dragon

[gleaming gale]

Dragon

[limpid granite]

Ill stand my ground on this

[spring cairn]

lore says

dragon

[fervent geode]

That’s a lizard with wings sticky taped on

[winged silo]

I will stand as well.

[vagrant fox]

in old norse dragons were just worms

crazy

[heady rivet]

What are you, a mind goblin?

[gleaming gale]

Cadia stands?

[winged silo]

Is that not just 99% of how to train your dragon?

[fervent geode]

Wyrms lol

[fervent geode]

Truke

[vagrant fox]

Wyms is English nonsense

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341441769589702719/1478032303505801347/RDT_20260302_1512342545089059846368043.gif

[vagrant fox]

Properly it is ormr

[rocky gale]

Let me get you a video of an autistic man countering the Wyvern/Dragon thing

[fervent geode]

I see

I’d like some ormr to crawl up under Iceland

[spring cairn]

there's no debate i don't get it

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/mh-frontier-monster-hunter-darky-frontier-sword-and-shield-sns-gif-3286785449701650901

[spring cairn]

lore calls them dragons

gg

[vagrant fox]

Behold, an orm, a dragon

[limpid granite]

Technically this is a dragon

[vagrant fox]

Kind of a -2

[fervent geode]

Evil Dracon

[fervent geode]

It’d be mad funny

[heady rivet]

A kid named Liam ate one of these once on the playground so he could play kickball with 5th graders

[storm jungle]

Kid named Finger

https://klipy.com/gifs/kid-named-finger-wawa-1

[vagrant fox]

It's always a Liam

[storm jungle]

speaking of fingering

can Invincible EP4 come out on torrent already

IM WAITING

[gleaming gale]

Try finger but hole

[limpid granite]

Its today

[storm jungle]

I know im still waiting

[vagrant fox]

Is Mark Vinsible today?

[storm jungle]

yeah

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/damien-darkblood-invincible-rainy-gif-7040775781186943057

[storm jungle]

hes going to Nether

[spring cairn]

it came out like

6 hous ago

[fervent geode]

He will spawn the wither now

[storm jungle]

yeah Im waiting on torrent still

[vagrant fox]

Guess I'll watch it when I get home in 20 or so minutes

[spring cairn]

broke ah

[vagrant fox]

gotta watch him beat that nether dragons cheeks

[storm jungle]

its called not wasting money

[limpid granite]

Ill watch it at dinner with my dad

[storm jungle]

imagine paying for streaming....

[storm jungle]

based af

[limpid granite]

I watch invincible with my dad

I did the same with primal

[gleaming gale]

Gonna check on my local streaming site in 10 mins

[heady rivet]

What the hell happens in that show

[storm jungle]

Conquest got a bit freaky

[heady rivet]

By torrent sites surely you all mean a perfectly legal and paid streaming site

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-gif-1552484032479568873

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doakes-bar

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-invincible-invincible-oliver-slap-gif-14693527548536922774

[storm jungle]

"BIG ASS BEATDOWN COMING U-"

[spring cairn]

get ready for my worm arrival

[vagrant fox]

All media is free in China and we're all citizens of the sinosphere

[limpid granite]

Conquest single handedly revived invincible after the season split

[gleaming gale]

Wyrm

[storm jungle]

yall arent ready for Thragg

Freddy Mercury is gonna ROLL

https://klipy.com/gifs/thragg-supercut

[vagrant fox]

That gif is all I know about him

Why's he got that hairdo

[gleaming gale]

He boss

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-grayson-conquest-conquest-invincible-invincible-season-3-gif-6770306527925962031

[storm jungle]

hes the boss of bosses

im not joking btw the finale 2 eps with him is gonna have people jumping

its fucking peak

[limpid granite]

I havent read the comics in some time

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-sopranos-72

[limpid granite]

So my show timeline to come is foggy

[vagrant fox]

this is an important chart speaking of big boss

[limpid granite]

Venom the demon

[heady rivet]

When she asked that question she really was Breaking The Quiet of that peaceful bus stop

[storm jungle]

lmao this board is so shit

[limpid granite]

I cant wait to see what kojima cooks up for physint

I found death stranding 1 phenominal

Especially the ending

[vagrant fox]

very important

None of them matter besides Venom Snake

[storm jungle]

ill be editing it later

[limpid granite]

Some really good voice acting like holy

[vagrant fox]

Death Stranding was cozy, I quite liked it

[storm jungle]

I liked the part where you can have sex with Norman Diabeeduz

[limpid granite]

I needed to step over a hurdle

[rocky gale]

https://youtu.be/dv3NISH-D5I?si=orA3FLl0Tv69YYaN

[limpid granite]

After that it clicked hard

[limpid granite]

I did S rank on all vr combat missions

So peak

[vagrant fox]

This is the only picture I took

[vagrant fox]

that's pervert

[sharp pollen]

yaoi

[spring cairn]

Guillermo del torro yaoi

[gleaming gale]

Necro got pulled into the shadow realm

[winged silo]

By the way this dragon planet is gonna be a feudal world.

[gleaming gale]

People all have silver hair and purple eyes by any chance?

[heady rivet]

Only the ones that bang their sister

[gleaming gale]

Incestuous aliens, Duncan!

[winged silo]

No. And the culture is gonna be ancient Germanic. Think the people that Rome saw as barbarians up in the north who eventually slapped them so hard it made them collapse.

[gleaming gale]

Western Rome was a shithole by that point anyway, common East W

[winged silo]

Indeed.

[urban spire]

FUCK

i just realized i can't make stew today because i'm heading into town for dinner

[hallow saddle]

[urban spire]

it's a terrible fate i know

[swift adder]

for once im praying the rumours are wrong for age of sigmar with the last world thing

i dont even play sigmar, but the whole cosmontologoy thing is fucking awesome

[gleaming gale]

It was a honey trap by GW to catch the leaker

[swift adder]

it'd better

"lets nuke a really cool thing age of sigmar has and make it fantasy"

[winged silo]

This account is based in the Big MT.

[vagrant fox]

AoS is not for me but it'd be such a bizarre self destructive decision

[swift adder]

its bold but not in a good way

[vagrant fox]

Seems it was a honeypot though yeah, the leaker just said farewell and disappeared

[swift adder]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[gleaming gale]

GW is processing him into sprue goo for the Steel Legion mold as we speak

[vagrant fox]

anyway aos deserves it for killing my walking dead franchise all of my homies hate aos

WHFB will rise again just like the confederacy

[swift adder]

aos killed my grandma

https://tenor.com/view/killed-my-grandma-okay-trolls-gif-20630367

[winged silo]

AoS shot Balthasar Gelt.

Dead in the streets, and nobody bats an eye.

[gleaming gale]

He can no longer welcome gentlemen to Estalia...

[storm jungle]

Yeah we'll be watching his execution on Adepticon tonight iirc

[swift adder]

outlast trials style

[shadow plover]

It's quite late

I'll check the execution vod on the morning

[vagrant fox]

Scaphism streamed live directly from Nottingham

[storm jungle]

LMAO

"Mr James Workshop can I please go home....."

[swift adder]

"Plug the Leak"

[storm jungle]

"Scour the Leaker"

[gleaming gale]

No mercy for the leak fodder

[swift adder]

"We cannot allow deviants to pervert our perfect systems with their false truths"

[storm jungle]

Marine, Eye, Lambcessor.....

[swift adder]

"Plug the leak, mend a wound, and we'll let you out"

[raven stone]

"Leaker Hunt Decree"

With apologies for an old Genshin meme

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[hexed trail]

What do you guys think Leman Russ would think about the current state of the imperium if he returned now.
Would he
A. Be cool with everything and think it's a grand old time.
B. Be disgusted with everything.
C. Not care either way
D. Be mentally broken from years in the warp.

[storm jungle]

mix of B and C

they'd never make a crazy Primarch because we need superhero figures

[swift adder]

big ol' b

[vagrant fox]

A leaker walks among us, showing what is not yet permitted.
You are the correction, find the leaker. Silence them. Restore order.
… and we will let you out.

I can see it

Get on it GW

B but it doesn't matter much

[storm jungle]

^

[swift adder]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[storm jungle]

the Imperium is never gonna change and anything Russ does is meaningless as we gotta keep the status-quo

[vagrant fox]

G-man wasn't happy, gets a bit depressed, leads wars without changing the status quo too much

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[swift adder]

i just want 40k to be about humans fighting the inventible doom of the universe

[hexed trail]

Hmm would he be proud of the wolf marines or just be disappointed

[swift adder]

not a super hero dick measuring contest

[vagrant fox]

For all the faults of Dark Imperium it did make me like Guilliman more

[vagrant fox]

I'd prefer a whole universe of crabs in a bucket but here we are, the super cat is out of the bag

[gleaming gale]

Boole's trial for tonight

[storm jungle]

Its too late unfortunately jokes aside, the setting is just nothing but MCU slop Primarch content

people get more hype at Lion's "Brother... we must talk™" more than anything else

[vagrant fox]

simply disastrous

[swift adder]

like some shit out of the mcu

[fervent geode]

Praying he gets blown up otw

It won’t happen but still

[vagrant fox]

If more people were chads like me people would get more hype about sisters of battle bombing hive spires to swing the tactical advantage in their favour over some primarch slop

[storm jungle]

its just sad honestly

this setting is so much more yet people just want nothing but primarchs

[gleaming gale]

something something media literacy

[vagrant fox]

Yeah Guilliman is cool, I don't want any of that, I'm into 40k because everything is shit and miserable

[swift adder]

i was so hype when yarrick executed that guy

[gleaming gale]

This is our city, this is our world 🗣️

[winged silo]

Hence why I'm making a dragon riding regiment.

[fervent geode]

I’m into 40K for people living like shit and then dying horribly

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pin-14

I salute thee

[storm jungle]

yep

[winged silo]

Well, not regiment, but feudal planet of dragon riders where the regiments apply the same skill but you get the jist.

[swift adder]

i saw some guy using some aos lizardmen for the ruff riders

you've thinking of trying to kitbash with that?

[gleaming gale]

Tbf there's an actual regiment of dinosaur rough riders out there

[swift adder]

well he used the lizard part and put a regular human on theree

[storm jungle]

heres an official one

[winged silo]

I don't do tabletop, unfortunately. I'm getting a 3D printer soon, so it may happen eventually. But not now.

[swift adder]

also i think he was krak duk

[swift adder]

maybe in 20 years once gw has updated kriegers for the 12 time we'll see these guys in the flesh

[storm jungle]

I like how this is a joke but will happen

[swift adder]

sorry i meant steel legion

best fucking rage bait ever

[winged silo]

There's a difference between dragons and dinosaurs. What I'm doing is dragons, not dinosaurs.

[gleaming gale]

If the rage bait turns out to be a genuine decision tonight, I am gonna voodoo curse every single Krieg mini in existence to have its limbs falling off, even with a ton of glue

[swift adder]

the one good thing out of the drama is that krieg is getting the brunt of the slander

[gleaming gale]

Deserved

[swift adder]

been on top for too long

gotta knock them down a peg

[vagrant fox]

Arkan Confederates will rise and take the place of the DKOK

[winged silo]

I never cared for the Death Korps. They're too edgy, y'know?

[gleaming gale]

Elite ball knowledge

[hexed trail]

I wonder what TV shows are like in the imperium. Like is it just normal TV or is it like North Korea TV where it is all day propaganda with like a few state sanctioned shows/movies

[vagrant fox]

Admittedly I really like the DKOK but the memes are very tedious

[gleaming gale]

2nd, and a shitton of religious sermons

[storm jungle]

^

theres literally no freedom of any kind

its just propaganda slop

or unfunny obvious pro-imperium garbage

[winged silo]

Do they have their own ripoff Godzilla movie like North Korea does?

[gleaming gale]

They do have Michael Bay-tier of action slop movies, but yeah

[swift adder]

michaeel bay would be good for an ork movie thinking about it

just orks nobody else

[gleaming gale]

IIRC Vail is watching a Top Gun ripoff in one of the Cain books

[hexed trail]

They got a romcom with a felinid main character

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if the imperium would consider Knight Rider to be Heretical.

[storm jungle]

Yes.

lmao

[swift adder]

ai bad

bad bad bad

[storm jungle]

no friends with machines allowed

[hexed trail]

Make it a machine spirit and problem solved

[storm jungle]

Still too smart

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/garthe-knight-tv-knight-rider-gif-6938334680403707950

[storm jungle]

the moment it talks its "nuh uh"

[winged silo]

Would Evangelion be considered heretical?

[storm jungle]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

Likely yes

[gleaming gale]

Symeon has a talking cogitator in his car's dashboard

[hexed trail]

They would burn you at the stack with the rest of your family if you watched that

[winged silo]

The Arbites would thrash me.

[nocturne crest]

I feel like someone would try to repeat it, but with primaris or Orgyns instead?

[hexed trail]

I bet there is a judge dread movie

It would be a pro arbites movie

[swift adder]

I can imagine a planetary governener making some over the top action movie about arbites

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/судья-дредд-judge-dredd-фильм-1995-фантастика-gif-1678416020870873939

[gleaming gale]

There's an in-universe show called Arbiter Foreboding

Staring you know who

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-40000-warhammer-arbites-gif-17387531913475235275

[hexed trail]

Imagine a judge dread colour scheme cosmetic for the arbites

[vagrant fox]

Grimdark Poirot?

[swift adder]

imagine new cosmetics for arbites

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-tanamen-gecky-incorporeal-gif-21102682

[winged silo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/garn47-garn-47-car-jrQX3T5IpFA1JMtUq0

[vagrant fox]

I will sacrifice ten leakers to GW for some oldschool arbites cosmetics

[swift adder]

i just realized arbites mispoken can sound like arbys

https://tenor.com/view/arbys-all-our-food-keeps-blowing-up-explode-food-food-explode-gif-25266070

[hexed trail]

I hold onto my hope for it to happen

[rancid cove]

Are all titans/knights cockpits located at the human-looking head? kinda of an easy target

[storm jungle]

Yes

also thats what void-shields are for

[vagrant fox]

Isn't the cockpit of the knight up a bit higher

in the hunchback area

Up yonder

[storm jungle]

yeah tho it IS behind the head basically

the actul head itself is like a large sensor array of shit

[vagrant fox]

Yea, true enough

[rancid cove]

Ah

I thought they actually were on the head pacific rim style

So basically its just a lil higher

[winged silo]

Once I get a 3D printer I will synthesize a knight.

[storm jungle]

its basically behind or in the head

[winged silo]

The knights are cool and I like.

I like the titans, too.

[vagrant fox]

Titans have it in the head from what I've seen, at least the reaver

[storm jungle]

Big robots.

[winged silo]

I also like T'au battlesuits.

[rancid cove]

I always wondered if the churches represented on top of imperator titans were actually functioning with ppl inside of it or its just decorative

[storm jungle]

Yes

[winged silo]

I know some people who would tell me to go drown in a lake if I said I liked the T'au around them but THE T'AU ARE COOL AND I LIKE!

[storm jungle]

they are fully functioning and serve as mobile command centers

[storm jungle]

Tbh those people are dipshits

[rancid cove]

That's actually so fucking cool and gives me many ideas

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emperor_Titan

[vagrant fox]

T'au is cool, even if I don't care about the suits

[heady rivet]

Do you think anyones ever banged in it

[vagrant fox]

Local pervert strikes again

[rancid cove]

The only thing I honestly really like about the tau is the kroots and some of their mech suits

[gleaming gale]

Goonhammer

[rancid cove]

But theyre mostly kinda lame

[rancid cove]

Oh for sure

[storm jungle]

They are pretty cool

[nocturne crest]

It's weird to think that there are two mechs called the Dire wolf.

[heady rivet]

In one of the books two Princeps bang in the hangar tbf

[storm jungle]

gonna need a source on that

sounds disgusting, id rather avoid it

[vagrant fox]

this guy reads smut confirmed

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Titandeath

[storm jungle]

Of course lmao

[rancid cove]

30 pages of people banging inside a titan cockpit NOWWW

[heady rivet]

Two Princeps from different legios meet

[storm jungle]

Later.

[heady rivet]

And bang

[storm jungle]

No mindsex? Boooo

[heady rivet]

And they have to call in a biologis for her pregnancy

[vagrant fox]

Of course it's Guy Haley, known pervert

[rancid cove]

I like their concept but just not really a fan of their gimmick, some of their artwork gives me more "they should be a Star Wars faction"

[gleaming gale]

Someone had to carry Ian Watson's torch

[nocturne crest]

You got the Dire Wolf (Daishi) from Battletech, then GW made their own a few years ago.

[storm jungle]

"they should be in star wars" is kinda you missing the point imo

i always hated this aesthetic argument

40k literally is a kitchen sink setting

[vagrant fox]

Aliens can look alien, it's fine

[storm jungle]

^

[heady rivet]

There's two chapters of Space Marines with the exact same name and sigil that got founded twice at the same time on accident

[rancid cove]

I agree i'm just not really a fan

[storm jungle]

Eldar, Orks, Tau, Necrons look nothing like anything in 40k

[heady rivet]

Everyone is a Necroid actually

[storm jungle]

❌

[gleaming gale]

What did you just call me

[vagrant fox]

I'd like a story focusing on something not-battlesuit like pathfinders though

[winged silo]

40k is a massive melting pot of aesthetics. Hence why I'm doing what I am.

[rancid cove]

My headcanon is that this happens a lot more often than people think and theres a whole ordo of inquisitors to avoid the chapters fighting over the same name

[storm jungle]

Not even a headcannon, this is real

Ordo Astartes exists lmao

[vagrant fox]

as you do

[winged silo]

Something is off.

[heady rivet]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emperor's_Pointy_Sticks

Only good chapter

[gleaming gale]

Bruh

[nocturne crest]

How so

[urban spire]

just read mechaploitation fics on ao3

[heady rivet]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Celestial_Swords

[hallow saddle]

star wars is shit

[heady rivet]

I agree, its my favorite franchise of all time.

[urban spire]

all the things you like suck, the bands you like are bad

[winged silo]

I'm getting some deja-vu.

[urban spire]

things of this nature

[vagrant fox]

correct except they're good even though they're bad

[storm jungle]

yeah its amazing, also watch Andor

[vagrant fox]

40k sucks so bad it's so good

[urban spire]

andor good

[gleaming gale]

One way out 🗣️

[storm jungle]

"I CANT SWIM"

[vagrant fox]

Andor has taken a place next to KOTOR 1-2 for me it's so good

[storm jungle]

Average Andor fan:

[gleaming gale]

Inshallah the Empire will fall

[nocturne crest]

Here's the miniature of Battletech's Dire wolf.

[hallow saddle]

ive seen it, enjoyed it a ton, rly good

i hate star wars

[storm jungle]

nvm you are forgiven

[heady rivet]

In my current TTRPG campaign I'm technically fighting the Empire but only because the rebels pay us more

[storm jungle]

good work thats the first step on becoming a star wars fan

its just like warhammer

[hallow saddle]

it was good because therss no space wizards or liightsabers

[storm jungle]

I like how it had ONE force mention

and its just some mildly psionic lady

so goddamn good

[gleaming gale]

8 billion credits to Muunilinst

[swift adder]

star war fans are the most miserable people i've seen

[vagrant fox]

There was the monk guy in the movie and the lady and that was it and it's the coolest the force has ever been

[storm jungle]

we'd know

[storm jungle]

yeah the one Donny Yen plays, peak shit

[swift adder]

no no 40k fans atleast go outside for table top games

[storm jungle]

Lmao buddy i got bad news

[gleaming gale]

That's like 5% of Warhammer fans

[storm jungle]

^

I love 40k fans who think they are superior to SW when they are arguably equal if not worse

[swift adder]

and they happen to be really nice ok 😭

[gleaming gale]

Idk man, gitgud is among them

[vagrant fox]

Unless, a bit of my poo for you

[heady rivet]

Actually there was the Bespin incident but

[winged silo]

Oh what's next, grass is green and I have T1D?

[heady rivet]

Thought about CSM again. Day ruined.

[vagrant fox]

the c stands for chud

[heady rivet]

Whats the S

[vagrant fox]

soyjack

[urban spire]

saw the royal armouries guy grouse about donnie yen in john wick 4 like shut up dude its fucking donnie yen hes allowed to break the rules

[heady rivet]

And the M?

[vagrant fox]

Idk masochist

[swift adder]

mommy issues?

[gleaming gale]

Marine, the term is derogatory in itself

[rocky gale]

Money

https://tenor.com/view/counting-my-money-gif-16287862988530902702

[swift adder]

chud soyjak marine

[heady rivet]

Listening and learning rn

[winged silo]

Moolah (Oddworld reference)

[vagrant fox]

Whatever his name is Johnathan Fergusson?

[urban spire]

yeah

i like him mostly

i desperately never want to hear what his politics are

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

Can't believe GW is making me stay up to watch a reveal show at 1am

[storm jungle]

I was gonna say

[heady rivet]

Free handguns

[urban spire]

so happy not knowing

[rocky gale]

You had that one on speeddail

[storm jungle]

Always

[vagrant fox]

As long as he doesn't go full Lindybeige it can't be too too bad, maybe

[urban spire]

im so glad the aughts are over

[rocky gale]

Oh no not Lindy beige what did he do?

[urban spire]

whos that

[rocky gale]

English cooky history guy

[heady rivet]

Lindybeige believes in White Sharia for the Anglo man

[urban spire]

what

[rocky gale]

What the fuck does that mean

[urban spire]

what does that even mean

jinx

[nocturne crest]

Does the Imperium have anything like the cloud city car?

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-confusing-liam-gallagher-oasis-gif-4277974339249990382

[swift adder]

why do they look like shoes

[winged silo]

I was hoping to abandon this thing for good.

Cloud car ❌
Clown car ✅

[swift adder]

no but the drukhari had that one forgeworld resin thing

[vagrant fox]

Uhh, borderline climate change denial, referred to black people as negroes, british empire apologism, force-feed vegetarians lard, he's an oddball

At least he said children smoking is cool

[gleaming gale]

Kirkan al-Gaib 🗣️

[heady rivet]

And also thinks all feminism is ontologically evil

[urban spire]

fuck ok

[heady rivet]

Lindy believes in that top gear meme with the 3 types of Englishman

[rocky gale]

Damn, he used to just be the cooky uncle guy. Guess he crossed over to the uncle that doesn't get invited

[vagrant fox]

I haven't really kept up, I cba with him

[urban spire]

well thats true women are evil, and we are going to win

[winged silo]

I need knuckle tattoos that say "Escaped Biohazard."

[rocky gale]

That's true tbh

[celest cedar]

the kirkite call to prayers

we are charlie kirk

[winged silo]

Truke

[swift adder]

we carry the flame

[vagrant fox]

The man has a serious case of anglo brain

[swift adder]

charlie kirk is being glazed like jesus 2.0

[nocturne crest]

The what?

[spring cairn]

another french w

[urban spire]

english is a kind of genestealer, i am learning

[celest cedar]

WE ARE JEFFREY EPSTEIN 🗣️

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-bird-listening-gif-2115370693452158077

[vagrant fox]

I know a half-scot half-english lad and he has been entirely anglostolen

[winged silo]

AND THE CROWD GOES... HOME🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[vagrant fox]

unironically me i'm the imperiumslopper

[winged silo]

I like the Mechanicus more. I like the Mechanicus, because they're my favorite faction.

[urban spire]

idk the only kind of race worth serving is a lizard with a big ass i reckon

[heady rivet]

Let me just say: Who the fuck makes explosive coolant? Not my fault. And we saved twice the amount that died in the process by evacuating anyway

[swift adder]

its just so hype

[gleaming gale]

Twin

[heady rivet]

📸

[urban spire]

why is your name that

[spring cairn]

lizard creaturs with big assets, disgusting and biologically inchoherenct

[heady rivet]

Ask @vagrant fox

[spring cairn]

if they aren't all FLAT i don't fw it

[winged silo]

Kroot.

[vagrant fox]

I didn't do anything I've been watching Mark Invincible

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-front-man-squid-game-2-happy-celebration-gif-12369111202088932661

[swift adder]

flat bois

[spring cairn]

it can only get worse if u give them hair

[vagrant fox]

Slann can be saved Kroq Gar is sex

[heady rivet]

Sex pervert statement

[vagrant fox]

It's a statement of fact

[heady rivet]

Sex pervert fact

[urban spire]

perverts hold up half the sky, mao said that and he invented women

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[swift adder]

this is all too chuddy for me to understand

[heady rivet]

[vagrant fox]

Go tell that to Robbie Macniven he agreed

[urban spire]

this is socialist brainrot not rightwing

[spring cairn]

hi Freud

[swift adder]

both are gay

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-mao-goodbye-chat-gif-22718979

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/true-morgan-freeman-red-alert-3-command-and-conquer-gif-2019202778263202492

[celest cedar]

to think

[heady rivet]

[celest cedar]

Mao met a guy named

Israel Epstein once in his life

[winged silo]

I like the Kroot a lot. Hell, I like most all 40k factions. The only ones I don't like are Black Templars, Death Korps, and Night Lords. I get that they're supposed to be edgy, sure, but it all loops back to them being uncool Chuds.

[heady rivet]

To this day Israel and the CCP have a lot of connections. Israel sells US military secrets to China constantly

#OurGreatestAlly

[gleaming gale]

A Death Korps of Kringe hater in this day and age?

[swift adder]

https://tenor.com/view/konrad-curze-night-lords-warhammer-40k-konrad-curze-sparkle-gif-3913467115930010214

night lords are hilarious tho

[celest cedar]

deserved 💀

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/night-lords-40k-warhammer-night-lord-gif-9740099160118555742

[vagrant fox]

I haven't been particularly keen on the kroot until I read Death Rider, they're cooler now

[swift adder]

a krieg book with some xenos rep?

[vagrant fox]

yes

[winged silo]

How do you think Seargant Major Morrow feels about the erasure of the Armageddon Steel Legion?

[vagrant fox]

The Tau are spooky in Death Rider, it's great

[gleaming gale]

He doesn't feel that because they're showing up tonight

[swift adder]

probably call the kriegers no hopers

[gleaming gale]

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[winged silo]

Ooh, you gonna skin me??? Good luck, I'm a Tech-Priest I'm made of netal.

[heady rivet]

I cant wait to see the Catachan Kill Team

[celest cedar]

steel legion..

[gleaming gale]

Based Legion

[winged silo]

Cool legion.

[urban spire]

krieg doctrine is shit and they are shit soldiers

[heady rivet]

You better buy fuckin TWENTY Steel Legion killteams if they show them off

[gleaming gale]

You know I will

[urban spire]

worthless regiment

[swift adder]

tin foil wrap

[vagrant fox]

they're so cool

I don't think there's a guard regiment I don't like yet

[winged silo]

Self-krumpin' isn't a cool strategy it means you need antidepressants.

[gleaming gale]

You should start with Krieg

[vagrant fox]

no

[celest cedar]

its a death cult like the IJA

[vagrant fox]

I quite like Krieg

[heady rivet]

Wtf I love Krieg now

[celest cedar]

and what do you know, the IJA are fucking insane 💀

[swift adder]

no krieg, krumpin yourself isnt like the little dark age edit

[urban spire]

yeah they are more IJA than anything else

[urban spire]

they appeal to the facistic death drive

[rose thorn]

dotn cannibalize your own kind

[winter pine]

Gas yourself up with a prayer to the God-Emperor then die in a suicidal charge for no good goddamn reason? yeah the comparison fits

[heady rivet]

This applies to the entire Guard tbf

[urban spire]

nah most guard is just guys

[hallow saddle]

based

[urban spire]

the religion does NOT hold up to gunfire for most regiments

[rose thorn]

have you seen the average impeiral citizen

[heady rivet]

Most

[winter pine]

https://tenor.com/view/banzai-banzai-charge-ww2-pacific-war-japan-gif-19620794

[jade holly]

I am here to announce a W of galactic proportions

Sora is shutting down

[winter pine]

quite literally krieg doctrine

[jade holly]

[rose thorn]

WHERE ARE SHORTS YOUTUBERS GONNA GO NOW??????????

[heady rivet]

We been knew

[jade holly]

Worth announcing over and over

[urban spire]

yeah its been all over the news

[jade holly]

Also I just woke up

[gleaming gale]

How is Trump gonna post himself flying a fighter jet now

[jade holly]

[rose thorn]

they killed Major Kill, they killed him and left him to die...

[hollow lantern]

Good, fuck em

[gleaming gale]

Praying for Bricky's downfall next

[heady rivet]

Trump is gonna fly over Iran like Boris Johnson

[urban spire]

major kill more like big die

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[hollow lantern]

Death to the LLMs or whatever term people use for these things

[jade holly]

We are gathered here to celebrate the size of this W

[winged silo]

You can at least hold decent conversation with someone like an Attilan or a Vostroyan or even a Valhallan. You cannot do that with a Krieger.

[hallow saddle]

yeah and disney have cancelled their openai deal as well with sora shitting down

[rose thorn]

Bricky quits youtube becuase he cant AI Generate scripts anymore

[heady rivet]

All loretubers but Ian must be destroyed

[urban spire]

ye

[rose thorn]

there is a few good ones

[winged silo]

Can Astartes Anonymous remain?

[winter pine]

This would make a lot more than just Bricky quit

[jade holly]

Aren’t Kriegsman quite literally bred for warfare? like in vats and stuff

[winged silo]

Pretty much.

[rose thorn]

we need ot check thier hard drives for copies of wolftime

[jade holly]

Which lore YouTubers are actually good for 40K?

[heady rivet]

Vitae-womb is actually turning a woman into a Skaven-like broodmother (trust)

[rose thorn]

type "warhamemr youtuber"

and scroll down

fo ra whiel

[heady rivet]

Arbitor Ian

[urban spire]

its just sped up gestation what doesnt occupy the womens time so they can be soldiers too

[rose thorn]

basically a nyoen who isnt the first 8 youtubers that come up

[winged silo]

Astartes Anonymous and Adeptus Ridiculous.

[jade holly]

I’m guessing AstartesAnonymous isn’t a good one?

[rose thorn]

adeptus ridiculous just mkae shit up now

[rose thorn]

they are podcasters

[winged silo]

Damn.

[vagrant fox]

I've heard Astartes Anonymous acts like a shithead on his discord but I don't know for sure, I don't pay attention to him

[urban spire]

kriegers are just brainwashed and traumatized, nothing special about them

[gleaming gale]

"I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank"

[heady rivet]

Ian cites his sources, gives some meta history, and relays it word-for-word from the books

[vagrant fox]

Oculus Imperia and Arbitor Ian are my go-to, Baldermort when he just reads a book out loud without commentary but I'm iffy about him

[jade holly]

And gaslit into thinking they need to die so the Emperor can forgive them

[urban spire]

yep

[winged silo]

I'm going to draw some uniforms for my dragon rider legion. Along with some beasts and such.

[heady rivet]

Some guy made a big callout video on a bunch of loretubers being wrong and his entire Ian section was "Yeah he's right its just behind the scenes stuff with his personal opinions on retcons I dont like" lole

[jade holly]

I like the aesthetic of the DKoK but they’re not a substance heavy group

Catachan are just hilarious

[urban spire]

only type of krieg story i want to read is a deprogramming and rehab one, preff sapphic

[gleaming gale]

They take a single Krieger on the whole of Vraks in the inqusition because he mutated to have an extra braincell

[vagrant fox]

Yeah a bunch of kriegers are just traumatised teens sent out to die, the tactics are dubious but it's cool

[jade holly]

Catachan need a refresh right?

[rose thorn]

yes

[gleaming gale]

Badly

[vagrant fox]

Left For Dead has some of the deprogramming, Death Rider has a bit of it but the mc is a male commissar

[rose thorn]

but god id ont want guard ot get a third refresh in a row

[heady rivet]

65% chance of Catachan Killteam
35% Steel Legion KT
If sells well, range refresh

Calling it now

[paper haven]

I don't get the hate for Bricky.

[gleaming gale]

101% Steel Legion

[rancid cove]

He uses a lot of memelore

[heady rivet]

Memelore

[rancid cove]

Rather than factual lore facts

[paper haven]

So what?

[heady rivet]

"Krieger shovel"

Die.

[rose thorn]

hes a redditor

[heady rivet]

So a loretuber should tell lore

[gleaming gale]

"Did you know universally the average guardsman survives 15 HECKIN HOURS?"

[urban spire]

i hope total warhammer 40k is good, but no mechanicus on launch is lame

[rancid cove]

He dumbs down situations and makes new fans misunderstand the lore

[rose thorn]

tahts true though

[gleaming gale]

No

[rose thorn]

they mention it direclty in the codex

its true

[winged silo]

What kind of armor should I give my dragon rider legion?

[jade holly]

Or Necrons

[gleaming gale]

No, the whole shit was that particular campaign, it blew out of proportion

[nocturne crest]

Oddly enough, it's started to reminded me of that Space wolves vehicle.

[rose thorn]

i hate guard and im the one here defend th elore

[vagrant fox]

15 combat hours is mentioned a lot of places

[jade holly]

But we take what we can get on the console front

[heady rivet]

I order a steak and he comes out with a spit-on burger he dropped on the ground

[urban spire]

yeah it got put in the fuckin codex now

[rose thorn]

It WAS but now its true

everywhere

[rose thorn]

because its fnny

[gleaming gale]

Lame and cringe

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[jade holly]

What factions is it again?

CWE, Guard, Marines and Orkz?

[urban spire]

who is he

[gleaming gale]

Hors

[rose thorn]

smh dont evne read your own codex lore

[urban spire]

by god

[gleaming gale]

I don't consider anything post 8th edition canon

[rose thorn]

i hope its bad so twitter dies

[jade holly]

At least we have Mechanicus 2 to hold over until the Necron and Admech dlc for TW40k

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cummins-gif-12535975135255283466

dog thats when th elore is good

also

it was in the 8th edition codex

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[gleaming gale]

10th

[rose thorn]

i litearlly read it in the 8th edition codex

[jade holly]

I wish the DoW games were on Xbox

but I’m guessing it’s just too complex for console?

[urban spire]

orks is such a choice

[arctic talon]

Yes

[jade holly]

or rather controllers

[arctic talon]

Nah they’re part of the original 3

[jade holly]

they managed to get Age of Mythologies onto the Xbox

[urban spire]

dow4 as well

[arctic talon]

They picked the original 3 + the first faction released lol