40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

tho they are modelled more after ronin samurai but still

[midnight dragon]

Well I mean, depends on if a psyker could do everything a jedi could do

[storm jungle]

Yeah they can.

theres no set rule for magic in 40k

[heady rivet]

Horus moves at the speed of fast

[storm jungle]

just "if you do too much magic and lack the aurapower you'll explode"

[solid horizon]

just aurafarm

then you can use big magic

duh

[gleaming gale]

Said explosion might just also open a gate to hell that consumes the entire star system, no biggie

[midnight dragon]

Like for example

• can they jump really high

• can they levitate objects and or people

• can they predict literal gunshots moving at the speed of bullets or even light and block them with a MELEE weapon

• can they use the warp literally just to push enemies back

[storm jungle]

Normal people do that just fine

[storm jungle]

Yes to all of that

again no set rule for magic

[vagrant fox]

Just aurafarm harder and you won't explode

[storm jungle]

any "spell" of ability is on the table

[midnight dragon]

Ah, we love soft magic systems

[storm jungle]

The books have like every single magic shit you can think of

[vagrant fox]

Psykers can do anything provided they're powerful enough

[solid horizon]

so thats why magicians and wizards have super drippy outfits

[storm jungle]

Fireballs, ice powers, levitation, shields, duplicating, etc

ANYTHING

[vagrant fox]

Just freeze time 4head

[storm jungle]

Hilariously enough this part of the lore is what people actually FORGET a lot

so most we see of psyker powers is just lightning shooting or basic shit

[midnight dragon]

Even cheat death and revive?

[solid horizon]

psykers are just insane people but their insanity is actually real

[storm jungle]

a book i read had a psyker for example whos a straightup avatar firebender

[storm jungle]

Everything.

How did he not die? Simple, hes adept at biomancy and his body just healed itself

[vagrant fox]

Eldar used to do that on the regular

[storm jungle]

boom

[solid horizon]

they have plot stimms

[midnight dragon]

Then i guess "god" emporer isn't far off then

[heady rivet]

Psykers do whatever the writer needs a Psyker to do

[storm jungle]

the Emperor is the best example because he can do anything the writers just let him be able to do lol

since hes just a "super-psyker"

[vagrant fox]

What are the chaos gods but powerful psychic entities

[solid horizon]

if emperor is so strong

why doesnt he stand up

[storm jungle]

Contractual obligation.

[midnight dragon]

He is the most powerful psyker in existence

[storm jungle]

Yeah because the plot says he is

[vagrant fox]

Emperor cast delete on an army once
Why not do it more, who knows

[storm jungle]

^^^^

[midnight dragon]

This functionally makes him a god

[storm jungle]

Yeah because the plot says he is

[dapper gyro]

The issue is that he is still human.

[solid horizon]

john deus ex machina

[dapper gyro]

And humans are lazy.

[gleaming gale]

His psychic powers should have given him better arguments than those of a 14 y/o redditor in the Last Church smh

[midnight dragon]

You say that as if nurgle isn't sitting down 70% of the time he's seen

[vagrant fox]

Khornes always sitting, it's a law that the most powerful entities always sit down

[dapper gyro]

Technically, the dude lived through reddit.

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, he was probably a mod on r/atheism and never grew out of it

[vagrant fox]

Religion bad because uhh, it's used to excuse atrocities
Goes on to set the all time genocide high score

I love him

[gleaming gale]

Who else but Jimmy?

[storm jungle]

HE DEFECATED, THROUGH A CHURCH ROOF

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[vagrant fox]

Classic reference

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-gif-25638782

[vagrant fox]

Scotland is just like that

[crystal forum]

https://preview.redd.it/what-are-they-doing-v0-ixkipww9g2rg1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=739d6deddbc8fe7ada624aec61f558f732aba78d

[vagrant fox]

Another Illuminate w

[spring cairn]

it'll probably be back

but like evil and purple

[gleaming gale]

Have they yet settled the matter with the guy getting doxxed for challenging the devs to play their own game?

[crystal forum]

how would they settle it

guy got his life ruined

[vagrant fox]

Haven't heard anything, not sure exactly what the devs could do

[spring cairn]

not much

[vagrant fox]

Write a stern message I guess

At least the CEO is playing through all of the difficulties according to Elite

Apparently stuck at 8

[near wasp]

I call cap

What a nerd

[gleaming gale]

Too bad that literally means nothing if the balance nerd doesn't play above 6

[spring cairn]

id even know why ppl even care about that tbh

[near wasp]

8 is light work

[spring cairn]

devs ssuck at their own games

[vagrant fox]

Not unusual

[spring cairn]

it's always been like this because they don't have time to play it

they're working

[near wasp]

I have a job and I still find time to play some games

[vagrant fox]

I think he said something needed a buff, the lock-on missile launcher or something

[gleaming gale]

What does the balance guy even do outside nerfing all guns

[spring cairn]

yah but are u as good as theu unemployed guy with 1k hours

[near wasp]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

Is it the same guy as near launch who nerfed based on pick rates
If so, more nerfs

[gleaming gale]

Marvelous

Good thing the playerbase is busy spamming eachother with the face the wall reaction image when any criticism is raised

[vagrant fox]

I don't really care, I play 2-4 missions on difficulty 7-8 and move on. I just enjoy whatever drama is happening and some of the narrative

[spring cairn]

i don'tr interact with the community at all

[storm jungle]

Literally me too yeah

helldivers has got to be one of the most pieces of shit community ive ever seen

[spring cairn]

my only problem with the game rn is that after the most recent content patch, whenever the game crashes my pc shutsdown

soo

[sacred ginkgo]

Most games are best suffered apart from their wider community

[vagrant fox]

Brother Tedious is very common in Helldivers it's kind of remarkable

[spring cairn]

hd2 is my favourite game i can't play

because apparently something in my rig hates it

[vagrant fox]

My friend has this with an AMD GPU

[spring cairn]

i have an nvidia

i think it's cuz of my cpu

but it didn't happen before the patch so

swedish engineering

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they fuck it somehow

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-helldivers-2-frogglish-gif-6266064858926990030

[vagrant fox]

I couldn't launch it for months after a patch

[spring cairn]

i was having fun on seasse

oh well

[gleaming gale]

Literally 90% of the sub content is soy enforcers and SEAF chan

[vagrant fox]

I can't find the proper response image so have this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1485744118482342101/tumblr_f92e3da36c0c08e0ace37a00e8379718_b1061ec9_2048.jpg?ex=69c44c09&is=69c2fa89&hm=ce1c464323653f432df6918ee0b989cb3a029a82c5eafa279611e496ba159d60&

[storm jungle]

the coomstained badge was prob my best touch to this meme

[gleaming gale]

Truly the da Vinci of our time

[storm jungle]

I made a lot of these

[vagrant fox]

Truly a grimdanker at heart

[storm jungle]

god that entire campaign was peak

the devs helped the community out SEVEN times with fucking extra reinforcemetns and weakening automatons

and they still fucking lost lmao

[vagrant fox]

My dear acquaintance was whining that it was rigged for days after the loss

[storm jungle]

My favorite part was how the devs rigged the game to help the players and the players still went YOU RIGGED IT SO WE LOST

[crystal forum]

it was entirely rigged

[storm jungle]

it wasnt

lmao

you guys just suck balls

[gleaming gale]

ARROWHEAD CAN'T PLAN A MAJOR ORDER FOR SHIT, WE NEEDED 40 GORILLION MORE REINFORCEMENTS 🗣️

[crystal forum]

it was literally impossible to "win"

[storm jungle]

no it wasnt

people just kept getting fucking vaporized by vox engines

[crystal forum]

vox engines is cope

[storm jungle]

its not

the moment it sees you, you are dead

[near wasp]

Mom dad please stop fighting

[storm jungle]

and the maps have like 6-8 at one time

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-aughhh-gif-24532719

[storm jungle]

If you legit think Cyberstan was rigged you are huffing some grade-A copium

[vagrant fox]

Extracting was important and I hot joined so many teams failing at it

[crystal forum]

the factories were straight up locked away until unreachable goals were reached

if it was treated like a normal liberation the planet would have fallen super quickly

[storm jungle]

....no shit?

[hollow lantern]

The blob does as the blob does

[vagrant fox]

The path the playerbase took to Cyberstan was extremely questionable

[gleaming gale]

It's the fucking faction capital, it's like invading Super Earth

[storm jungle]

^

it was LITERALLY formatted after the super-earth invasion

with us as the attackers ala the Illuminate

[storm jungle]

Also this

I fucking watched tha tshit realtime

[crystal forum]

except the playerbase could choose where to defend during super earth

[storm jungle]

they went around in a LITERAL CIRCLE

[storm jungle]

And we still fell to 1 city

[crystal forum]

the entire cybestan campaign was railroaded

[storm jungle]

because the playerbase is moronic idiots

[gleaming gale]

You could also choose where to attack on Cyberstan and yet the helldivers proved to be troglodytes once more

[storm jungle]

^

Also reminder that there was literally a Win/Lose newscast

it was not rigged

[vagrant fox]

Not sure what you mean by unreachable objectives either

[storm jungle]

Yeah we literally took like 4 cities lol

[gleaming gale]

Yeah they do those for all events

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1474297076635533343/RDT_20260220_0750057679495953326148264.jpg?ex=69c42e66&is=69c2dce6&hm=7ca1e9ebe42f35c9cb7a1ba329728cb8cbdd98652594d8e8148fd663c09b63c6&

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah the playerbase pulled that the end too

"SAVE SEAF"

Planet doenst even have them as NPCs

[vagrant fox]

I want to shake the hand of whoever made that

[crystal forum]

the event should have counted kills like it did for super earth instead of helldiver deaths

[near wasp]

Eagle 1 is the superior wife

[hollow lantern]

Judy best wife

[gleaming gale]

I mean narratively the 77th did the heavy lifting on Cyberstan because the helldivers were fucking incompetent, it was narratively worth to bail them at least

[vagrant fox]

The only waifu for me is the truth enforcer

[hollow lantern]

Love her

[near wasp]

With her bald ass head

They use her head to focus the orbital laser

[vagrant fox]

Either way I don't particularly care if it's railroaded, I don't care about the MOs, a funny story is all I want

[storm jungle]

Take your L and shut up

tired of these boring ass fascist victories

[gleaming gale]

Think, helldiver, think!

[crystal forum]

you literally contribute more to the game by not playing because individual mission impact is fucked by game population

[storm jungle]

Too bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489442710617456664/1474335388033351680/humilation.gif

[surreal nest]

Losing is a narrative

Take the L

[storm jungle]

The cyborgs and bots absolutely deserved the W as well

[crystal forum]

love a fake mmo game that tricks people into thinking they have an impact

[surreal nest]

Poetic story telling

[near wasp]

They are filthy clankers

[surreal nest]

Poetic story telling

[crystal forum]

i took a shit and threw it in your face but trust me it's about social commentary or smth

[vagrant fox]

You forcefemmed him?

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reactor-nuclear-power-smoke-gif-26582644

[near wasp]

Are you talking about the democracy officer???

[surreal nest]

Now THIS is a reactor

[storm jungle]

Im sorry to say this but the entire story is rigged

[vagrant fox]

Oh right that's what he is

[storm jungle]

no moron would ever let a playerbase "decide" the course of a story

[vagrant fox]

I forgor

[storm jungle]

it just gives the HD2 fandom the illusion that the shit they do matters

[crystal forum]

literally the first game did it

[near wasp]

Yeah I thought you were talking about the chick who hangs out by the tv

[storm jungle]

thats the first game

it didnt have a narrative

lmao

[hollow lantern]

Losing cyberstan is a better narrative than taking it ngl

Let's people rally around the concept of cyberstan 2

[gleaming gale]

People actually bought into the idea there's a real GM called Joel that's sitting 24/7 strapped to his office to monitor the situation and totally not an algorithm

[crystal forum]

there are devs controlling the map at all times

[near wasp]

J.o.e.l. it's a acronym

[crystal forum]

putting easy and hard factors on planets to make them actually winnable and some not

[wheat epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-honest-reactor-evil-gif-9550254779939148963

[storm jungle]

100%

[hollow lantern]

If I was the dev controlling the map I'd target a specific player

[storm jungle]

if we took it it would be lame as shit

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[hollow lantern]

Force automatons out of the universe twice lol

[near wasp]

Spill oil

I was at the creek man

It was hell

[hollow lantern]

Yeah yeah yeah I have the cape too

[storm jungle]

god shut the fuck up about creek

go and die in a ditch somewhere

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393270878751686657/806416131543793686/image-3.gif

[gleaming gale]

WHY WONT ANYONE REMEMBER THE CREEK

[hollow lantern]

Creek was really pretty

I'll give it that

[near wasp]

I already fucking did alot

It was a really nice map

[hollow lantern]

I do think it's cool the community Did A Thing

But my god it was what

[crystal forum]

i think there is a degree of uncertainty for these events but it's entirely up to devs if it works or not. when you're dealing with tens of thousands of players it becomes a game of pure statistics and it seems like devs really fucked the numbers since they had to help the playerbase multiple times for it to not fail immediately

[hollow lantern]

2 or 3 years ago?

[rancid cove]

Helldivers when you don't mention dogshit planet that they failed to conquer 3 years ago:

[near wasp]

Yeah and there have been wayyyyy worse battles now

[hollow lantern]

It pisses me off the creek cape orange matches basically nothing

[near wasp]

It was my first warzone so eh I'm sentimental

[hollow lantern]

It pisses me off that all the colors don't match eachother tbh

Fuckass game

[hollow lantern]

I bought the game to dive on creek fwiw

[crystal forum]

arrowhead is just shit at their job imo

[hollow lantern]

Cause the community posting made it look funn

And it was for like a year tbh

[gleaming gale]

You commited an unmanaged democracy, stand by to face the wall

[storm jungle]

They are bad at stat/weapon stuff

[gleaming gale]

Or whatever they say

[storm jungle]

the war has nothing to do with it

the playerbase is just a bunch of whiny little bitches

[rancid cove]

"FaCe The WalL BRo!!!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[crystal forum]

the playerbase does suck ass

[crystal forum]

they control the war like i said. they have to project in advance how effective 80k people will be

even more

[near wasp]

The devs give the player base too much credit

[crystal forum]

and for cyberstan they fucked it up because they had to mess with the death counters

[gleaming gale]

Anything but accountability huh

[crystal forum]

only people doing a good job on the arrowhead team is the story writers

[storm jungle]

again it depends

they dont wholly control every campaign

[rancid cove]

Devs didn't do anything wrong the playerbase just fucking sucks

[vagrant fox]

Great disservice to the animators smh my head

[crystal forum]

it's not a direct control like them literally choosing if we win or lose with a button. it's whether the win condition are prepared correctly or not in advance

[storm jungle]

I love how its fine when super earth wins 100000th MOs but the moment you lose a big war its "wah wah wah MUH GAME IS RIGGED"

[gleaming gale]

It must be Arrowhead's fault that you were given 5 piss easy orders that added some 300m reinforcements and you ate through those too by going headfirst into the larger factories

[storm jungle]

^

Truly

[rancid cove]

The game was rigged from the start, Chuddiver.

https://tenor.com/8eAB.gif

[crystal forum]

i don't think you realize how much it's going against your point that they had to skew the factor in the playerbase's favor multiple times for the campaign to not fail super quickly

[vagrant fox]

Wasting half the reinforcements on the dumbest route to Cyberstan is entirely the playerbases fault

[gleaming gale]

You know that only reinforces the argument the players are brain dead and fucked up even when handheld by the devs

[rancid cove]

The devs

QUITE LITERALLY

[storm jungle]

^

[rancid cove]

gave the playerbase

[storm jungle]

Nothing is going against my point

[rancid cove]

a walk in the park

[storm jungle]

lmao

[rancid cove]

and they literally just fucked it up

because they were too dumb to follow the most easy objectives

[crystal forum]

who fucked up exactly? you're speaking about literally tens of thousands of people who were just logging into the game to play a bit. it's like herding sheep at that point, pure statistics with no actual player decisions

the shitter redditors you think of when you talk about helldiver players are a tiny portion of the community

most players just log on to play whatever has the major order

[gleaming gale]

If only there was a thing called dispatches suggesting people word for word what they should do

If only people could read

[crystal forum]

devs are pretty much just herding sheep towards whatever objective they want. if something goes wrong it's entirely their fault because individual decisions do not matter

[storm jungle]

Yeah the problem is they also repeatedly helped the playerbase both get to Cyberstan AND on the fucking planet itself

and they still failed

[crystal forum]

it's like how traffic engineering ignores what individual drivers do and instead view traffic as a fluid

[storm jungle]

its okay to admit when a playerbase is moronic

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489442710617456664/1474335388033351680/humilation.gif

[near wasp]

The players did something dumb and lost

Cry more please

[near wasp]

I'm sick of watching this discussion

[arctic talon]

lol

I just want the illuminate cultists already

[near wasp]

How about we talk about what kind of chair we should make out of you guys

[storm jungle]

Cyberstan was promised to super-earth 500000 years ago

[crystal forum]

if they had to help the playerbase then that itself means the goals were bullshit to begin with. you can't just call all these players morons for playing the game how devs intend them, it's just wrong

[near wasp]

I'm partial to a lawn chair

[arctic talon]

I think I’d get turned into one of those plastic stools

The 4 pronged ones with holes

[near wasp]

Like a bar stool?

[arctic talon]

No

[near wasp]

Ohhh

[surreal nest]

To be fair

[vagrant fox]

Cheap ikea stool that breaks

[surreal nest]

Number one issue were players trying to full clear cyberstan maps

[arctic talon]

Anarcho socialism

My favorite coherent ideology/j

[gleaming gale]

Funny because I think the playerbase deliberately let the Israel megacity get conquered by the squids back on SE

[vagrant fox]

Did anyone see that video about cyborg reproduction, mildly funny

[storm jungle]

More like players are just braindead

[arctic talon]

They just ignored it for China and the Brazil one iirc lol

[storm jungle]

Dont forget the braindead Chinadivers

[arctic talon]

Anyways I need more illuminate content

My deranged theories must be proven right or wrong

Also the exo storms are creepy

I must have my favorite faction from 1 be my favorite faction in 2

[gleaming gale]

Here's an absolutely useless warbond again instead

[crystal forum]

last warbond wasnt useless

[arctic talon]

The WW1 one?

Or the one before

I do agree the hammer and trident one was useful

And the leveler

[crystal forum]

entrenched

[arctic talon]

Entrenched is kind of ass I’m ngl

[crystal forum]

most people like it

[vagrant fox]

The grenade is weird, doesn't seem to work sometimes

[storm jungle]

The playerbase literally laps up every warbond

[crystal forum]

the superstore items are great

[crystal forum]

they absolutely dont

[arctic talon]

People liking stuff doesn't make it useful for what i do ngl

[crystal forum]

the playerbase is way more likely to hate something than like it

[arctic talon]

I am happy for the people who like it lol

but I don't have a use for the stuff in it

[vagrant fox]

Superstore items were definitely better

[crystal forum]

the stoker's pretty good

[lament shoal]

I love this fucking rocket launcher

[crystal forum]

the armors are great

[arctic talon]

I hate super store weapons fundamentally lol

[crystal forum]

extra grenades and explosion resist is something that should have been around for way longer

[arctic talon]

but its whatever

[crystal forum]

the cremator is great too

[gleaming gale]

Warhammer content? In MY helldivers chat?

[arctic talon]

I don't like flamethrowers 💀

[crystal forum]

then why did you get the pack

it has two of them

one is the main selling point

[arctic talon]

because I have extra super credits lol

and I like having everything unlocked

I wanted to at least try the stuff

[vagrant fox]

I just got it for the grenade and pistol

[arctic talon]

this may shock you but I can get stuff and the complain about it if I end up disliking it

the armor passives are nice but I don't like how it looks lol

[storm jungle]

They absolutely do

glazedivers are infinite

[vagrant fox]

Cripple him

[arctic talon]

Hive scums grenades are all pretty fun

tbh

[crystal forum]

hey it's your money

[gleaming gale]

Servitor conversion due: TODAY

[arctic talon]

I farmed those super credits so I spent time instead

[arctic talon]

Just because I bought something doesn't mean its immune to criticism anyways so I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean

[storm jungle]

^

Jay is glazediving hard rn

bro is indoctrinated

[arctic talon]

Like I spent my money, I didn't like the stuff in it that much in the end

[gleaming gale]

I just use a mod that points me the SC spawns because I cant be bothered to pay for dogshit items

[arctic talon]

but its not like it was awful lol

[crystal forum]

im just pointing out it's your choice

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

it is my choice

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[crystal forum]

the sweeper is pretty fun

i wish it had option for pump action

i have no trigger discipline

[gleaming gale]

So-called free thinkers when managed democracy doesn't manage

[crystal forum]

people blindly hating a community to the point of fellating the devs

horseshoe theory

[arctic talon]

I don't like arrowhead either lol

[gleaming gale]

I fucking hate arrowhead, I just hate the players more

[arctic talon]

Its a fun game to play every once in a while with friends

[vagrant fox]

Essentially, I'm just more annoyed by the community. It's on par with the freaks that watched Steven Universe

[storm jungle]

^

nothing but a hole of fascists and idiots

[crystal forum]

i just play the game and it's extremely hard to find toxic people while doing so

[vagrant fox]

All votes counted, 84% turnout, weirdass result. I've no idea what to make of this. Soc-dems lost 12 seats at least

[storm jungle]

Playing the game yet spreading that same rhetoric here

h wahMOST

"IT WAS RIGGED"

[vagrant fox]

I've had it happen, most ingame players are chill

[storm jungle]

unless they are chinese

[crystal forum]

chinese players are chill with me too

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/nalog-gif-25906765

[crystal forum]

a bit special sometimes

but they have the spirit

[storm jungle]

buddy is deffo living in fantasy land

[fading bluff]

Man I’m glad I live in the US where we don’t have a score that determines our access to shit like housing

[storm jungle]

🙂

Dont try to go airports either

lol

[gleaming gale]

I sure love being european

[vagrant fox]

I did see a lot of Chinamemes about wanting to join the automatons which was funny

[crystal forum]

chinese HD2 memes are peak

[storm jungle]

like tianmen square?

KEK

[crystal forum]

helldrivers

[storm jungle]

Yeah tianmen square

[crystal forum]

bro just hates chinese people

[storm jungle]

Apparently reminding an atrocity they try to cover up is bad

[vagrant fox]

I saw a bunch like this

[gleaming gale]

Reddit mods scrambled to autoban the recreation of it posted every time after the tank came out

[storm jungle]

Lmao, fuck em

helldiver mods are like peak authoritarian

irony is there i guess

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/MinistryofTru16/status/2036397374017294585 This is my day job

Ministry of Truth (@MinistryofTru16)

Gonna show this to people defending the labour theory of value, just to be a dick...

QRT: CarlZha
A Chinese live streamer falls asleep, people keep watching and giving her gifts

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 24, 2026, 10:59 AM

[vagrant fox]

cripple this fool as well

[gleaming gale]

Can you believe it guys? Steel Legion! Just a day away!

[crystal forum]

that's like me bringing up the armenian genocide to you every time we speak or smth dilara

just weird thing to do

[storm jungle]

I mean not really

both are evil things that should be remembered

lol

I dont get offended by it because im not a heartless psycho

[fading bluff]

I don’t trust anything the West says about China

[storm jungle]

They are pretty bad

but its also a lot of sinophobia

[fading bluff]

Based you mean

[storm jungle]

China is also imperialist pieces of shit

they just do a better job at it than the US

[gleaming gale]

It isn't that hard when they do nothing and win nowadays

[fading bluff]

How are they imperialist?

People will bring up Tibet like the Dalai Lama didn’t have slaves at that time in history

[fervent geode]

They want to destroy my country for one

[fading bluff]

Which country is that? Taiwan? The country formed by fascists who fled after WW2?

[fervent geode]

For the sin of existing

[vagrant fox]

I don't think that's an excuse to invade and eliminate the tiebetans

[storm jungle]

Yeah if you think china are good guys in any capacity you are delusional

[heady rivet]

As we all know, imperialism is okay if the person you're imperial against isnt perfectly moral and all memebers of that group are responsible for their leadership

[storm jungle]

^

[fervent geode]

You do know that the KMT are now the China shills and we want to be left alone

They were assholes sure but that doesn’t mean they should come here and fuck us over for 1949

[crystal forum]

i just think it's annoying when some people constantly bring up tianmen at the mere mention of a chinese player in video games. it's nearly always some racist fucks who do it too

[fervent geode]

That’s kinda stupid yea lol

[crystal forum]

like they dont care about the massacre they just find it funny that chinese people cant talk about it

[heady rivet]

They also are constantly hostile towards basically every neighbor, especially for destructive fishing rights in international waters

[storm jungle]

I dont really think racism ties much into national atrocities committed by said nation

[heady rivet]

I agree with this, a lot of people have a "lol" attitude towards it

[heady rivet]

Like this

[crystal forum]

it doesn't make you racist but when racists love to use it specifically because it can get chinese people banned from their games then it becomes a weapon itself

[fervent geode]

Either way 三民主义wise most of the KMT wasn’t really fascist anyway, horrible authoritarians sure but besides Dai Chunfeng idt any of them actually wanted western style fascism

February 28 was still horrible

[fading bluff]

I’m a Marxist ngl, so even if I’m not a huge fan of modern China, I can’t criticize socialist nations when capitalist nations are built on genocide and use imperialism. China doesn’t have the power that capitalist nations, namely the US has

[storm jungle]

I mean they are from the country that actively hides the fact that they murdered countless innocent protestors and citizens so lol

[fervent geode]

China is capitalist now since the Deng Xiaoping’s Modernisations lol

[gleaming gale]

I wonder what the bolsheviks built the Soviet Union on

[fervent geode]

It’s state capitalism sure but there is a market economy there

The proles are being subject to big capital again

I mean the factories speak for themselves

[vagrant fox]

China is just straight up colonising Bhutan but I suppose that's alright too

[crystal forum]

how do you know they support their government? people don't represent their country, and blurring the lines between the two is a classic dogmatic tactic

[crystal forum]

lots of racist shits barely disguise their racism as hatred for the CCP

[fervent geode]

Revolutionary Gucci

[heady rivet]

The peoples erasure of a native culture

[gleaming gale]

Revolucci

[fervent geode]

Party approved

[storm jungle]

Shut up with the strawmanning jay, christ lol

[fading bluff]

Yeah I’m not a huge fan of market reforms. They argue it’s the only way to develop their productive forces. Some argue that’s just cope

[heady rivet]

Sometimes...two things are bad at once...

[fervent geode]

Yeah if you’re using capitalism in your socialist state, it’s probably what is called severe revisionism at best

Betrayal of the proletariat at worst

[crystal forum]

just consider that maybe you're doing things that racist people do

[fading bluff]

The US just bombed 165 schoolgirls to “save” Iran too lmao

[storm jungle]

Im really not, you are the one making a molehill pal lol

spare me the racism talk

[fervent geode]

That was total bullshit too lol

Imperialism yet again

Fucking strait of Hormuz is closed now

Good job don

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-for-it-again-award-printer-fell-for-it-again-award-fell-for-it-again-fell-for-it-maga-gif-16971129294221400277

[storm jungle]

They are also gonna be deploying US troops to that island to open it back up

then those troops are gonna get bombed to shit

and it will be passed as some unfortunately tragedy

[storm jungle]

cant wait 💀

[crystal forum]

im just saying you shouldn't blindly hate chinese players

[storm jungle]

Im not, learn to read a joke

[fervent geode]

War in the Middle East yet again lol

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

tianmen square is funny?

[daring creek]

Does anyone even support the war

I think everyone's first question should be why are we even doing this in the first place

[gleaming gale]

The MIC

[storm jungle]

The fact that how much china tries to cover it up is yes

back to square one with this guy lol

[fervent geode]

I don’t hate them but spamming 台湾#1 is funny lol ^_^

[vagrant fox]

Born too early to participate in the war in the Middle East
Born just in the to participate in the war in the Middle East
Born just in the to participate in the war in the Middle East

[fervent geode]

Like trumps cabinet

[fervent geode]

That’s probably it

[fervent geode]

Everyone other US president is now obligated to start a war in the Middle East as per the Cheney Act

[arctic talon]

It’s every Republican president

[gleaming gale]

Remember what you're fighting for

[crystal forum]

i've heard the "it's just a joke buddy" from a certain crowd many times before

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah true

The Dems just continue them

[arctic talon]

Yeah

lol

[storm jungle]

Cool, maybe learn to not to jump to conclusions

i literally could not give two shits about china lol

imperialist assholes are imperialist assholes, i dont really care either way

[crystal forum]

then why bring up tianmen square when chinese players are mentioned

if you dont care

[storm jungle]

Because i wanted to post the tank meme

is that too complex of a reason

[vagrant fox]

Kinda hate that I want to read it as daiwan

[arctic talon]

Brother how

[vagrant fox]

Japanese

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

it DOES look pretty similar ngl

[fervent geode]

New country just formed

[arctic talon]

Kanji has a bunch of Chinese characters loaned

And also its own stuff

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

It’s pretty neat

[crystal forum]

japan took writing from china

[jade holly]

Gunpowder was first used for fireworks wasn’t it?

[crystal forum]

as in the concept

[jade holly]

Or was it actually for guns?

[crystal forum]

fireworks

[vagrant fox]

It's missing a whole lot of Chinese, I've spent days researching this on douyin

[arctic talon]

Gunpowder was first used for immortality potions

[crystal forum]

fireworks are much easier to make than cannons

[arctic talon]

But yes fireworks and bombs are the first application of the actual unique properties

Then guns and cannons

[crystal forum]

because you need metallurgy to make cannons

something that came much later

[jade holly]

Was it the Mongolian invasion that China first invented guns?

[crystal forum]

you can actually make cannons from bamboo i think

[arctic talon]

Define gun lol

The Fire Lance is a “gun”

[crystal forum]

so idk why ancient china didnt make any

[jade holly]

That big cannon looking thing held by bamboo to fire giant ass balls propelled by ignited gunpowder

The proto cannon I’ll call it

[crystal forum]

i think the problem is that cannons were only really effective initially against structures

and you need big cannons to do any damage

[arctic talon]

Also ancient China did make cannons

Hand cannons rather

But the concept was there

[jade holly]

There’s a gun from Japan that I love because of how fucking huge it was and meant to be handheld

I forget the name

[vagrant fox]

More so that Kanji are originally chinese characters and then they did a simplification process during Meiji innit

[jade holly]

It was a Fuedal era gun tmk

[arctic talon]

Also large scale cannons in Chinese history had an issue

In that Chinese walls historically were fat as fuck

So big cannons not as good

[solid horizon]

Holy shit I realised just now Xana II was a reference to Xanadu

[crystal forum]

anyways speaking of fortifications, it is only recently hitting me how fucking huge the different parts of the great wall of china are

[heady rivet]

Low and full of dirt

[jade holly]

The Great Wall wasn’t built in a day

[crystal forum]

ancient people had so much time on their hands

[jade holly]

Nor was it built equally

[crystal forum]

thats why i said parts

[jade holly]

I wonder how many ancient architectures were people just being bored or daring to attempt a challenge

[arctic talon]

It’s called slavery

Forcibly conscripting farmers moment

[crystal forum]

the most famous parts were built during the ming dynasty

[jade holly]

Honestly ancient civilizations need their credit for understanding mathematics to such an insane extent

[vagrant fox]

Many hands make big projects feasible

[arctic talon]

The Great Wall of China would not have been possible without conscripted labor

[crystal forum]

that can be said about many ancient monuments

[jade holly]

Aren’t some bodies buried within the wall

[crystal forum]

if not all

[arctic talon]

Evidence via study says no

[jade holly]

Really?

[arctic talon]

They are buried around it tho

lol

[jade holly]

Oh

[vagrant fox]

However you get it, China had plenty of bodies
If I was emperor I'd make a bigger wall

[crystal forum]

what's more surprising to me isn't the manpower to build it but actually the manpower needed to man it

[jade holly]

Humans make for poor structural support I assume

[crystal forum]

kilometers of wall to guard

so many people to pay

because warriors arent slaves

and need an actual pay

i'm doing some research on ancient fortifications and i think a huge difference between then and now is that back then a fort, wall or castle was meant to be included in daily life

you'd build a wall that would be used by your children's children

you dont see that with shit like bunkers

[vagrant fox]

I do find it funny that by the time of the famous mongol invasions big parts of the wall were so neglected they just went through

[arctic talon]

Tbh not enough manpower or money to maintain it

[vagrant fox]

Guess it worked for a while though

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

the classic

happened to the french before WW2

[arctic talon]

Also the whole “no one would be stupid enough to attack” attitude

That was growing

[crystal forum]

the whole idea of fortifications is more about deterrent than actual combat effectiveness

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/genghis-khan-statue-mongolia-genghis-khan-gif-14481854688032846997

[jade holly]

The fun comes in when armies build fortifications to siege fortifications

[crystal forum]

the great wall's different parts served well to stop roaming bands of attackers

[jade holly]

And then reinforcements build another fortification around that fortification so you siege a siege

[arctic talon]

Tbf sieging the Great Wall is a bad idea

Unless you’ve already gotten past it lol

You will literally make 0 progress

Assuming the section was manned and maintained

[crystal forum]

i dont think it's really possible to siege the wall itself

since you'd need to control both sides

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

it's not really a siege if you're just blocking one side

[jade holly]

IW are just inspired by industrialization right? No specific country?

[arctic talon]

Greeks

And Roman’s

But they’re more Greek

[crystal forum]

did you guys know that ancient egypt had castles

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

i didn't know that before recently

[arctic talon]

Ancient Egypt is so long

lol

[vagrant fox]

Iirc the wall was supposed to funnel attackers into easily defensible areas wasn't it, I remember it sounding difficult to get through

[arctic talon]

Yeah the goal was to funnel them into mountain passes and stuff

Which worked when it was manned and maintained

[vagrant fox]

Too bad for the Jin

[arctic talon]

Skill issue

[storm jungle]

Whos gonna tell em

[jade holly]

Doesn’t it intersect with both Ancient Greece and Rome?

[crystal forum]

this was build in ancient egypt

[vagrant fox]

There's that oldass Egyptian fort that bordered Sudan I found impressive

[jade holly]

I love the Black Dragons successor chapter of the Salamanders

[crystal forum]

notice how angular it is

[jade holly]

You should see what the Babylonians got up to

[arctic talon]

Yeah and it’s fucking older 💀

[crystal forum]

idk why they didnt make rounded outer walls

[arctic talon]

Aesthetic?

Wasn’t an idea in their head yet

Idfk

[vagrant fox]

Deserved for liking slop

[crystal forum]

this makes them much weaker to projectiles

corners are easier to hit head on

also

[arctic talon]

They probably didn’t know

[storm jungle]

is it though

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

they had a really genius idea for arrow slits

[arctic talon]

Which isn’t a detriment to their like idea

But they deadass might have not known yet

[jade holly]

Babylon is prob my favorite ancient civilization

[arctic talon]

Science and construction is iterative

[lament shoal]

BRUH

[crystal forum]

they would have 3 holes in an arrow slit at different angles to allow an archer to shoot in the direction of his choosing

[arctic talon]

Does he know

[crystal forum]

you cant see it on the image

but i found it pretty smart

[vagrant fox]

Of course, that company bought the anal birth rhino from Ace Ventura
About on par for the slopamanders

[crystal forum]

also the whole structure is under a lake now

because egypt built a dam

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

also most of the walls arent actually stone

they're dried mud

the foundation is granite for stability

[vagrant fox]

I don't remember when that fort was from but it might be angular in part because of limitations on their construction material

Ah yeah mud bricks

[crystal forum]

personally i think it's angular because they didnt have trebuchets back then so they didnt care about large projectiles

plus angular buildings are cheaper to build

and offer more floorspace inside

[vagrant fox]

Shooting along the walls between the er, towers or whatever was possibly a plus in that era of sieges

[jade holly]

Are there any factions in 40K heavily inspired by Babylon?

[storm jungle]

Not really

what even is bablyon's aesthetic

lol

[midnight dragon]

What is the length of most Astartes?

[vagrant fox]

Ziggurats I guess

[jade holly]

Here’s the Hanging Gardens if that helps

[storm jungle]

7 or 8ft

[arctic talon]

Going by the grey knights trilogy they are sometimes “blessed” by the emperor

[storm jungle]

Not dystopian enough

[vagrant fox]

Maybe didn't exist either

[arctic talon]

Chorfs are Babylonian

Vaguely

[jade holly]

Under a king the entire city turned into one giant fortress, does that count?

[midnight dragon]

How do they not have extra armor for that wtf

[storm jungle]

nope

[storm jungle]

what extra armor

[jade holly]

Rip

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

They were asking about 🍆

Not height

[crystal forum]

something i noticed is that medieval castles would try to cute corners by making polygonal towers to have the benefits of circular towers while keeping it cheaper

and you know what else uses this method

[arctic talon]

Did that even work

[jade holly]

Aren’t Astartes lacking in that department?

As in they don’t have one?

[arctic talon]

We dunno

They do have one

They’re just sterile

And have no sex drive

[heady rivet]

They have one they just aint doing much with it

[storm jungle]

We're talking about marine cocks

keep up

[crystal forum]

WW2 era german flak towers

[jade holly]

We talk about only the most refined lore in 40K

[crystal forum]

look you can see it's polygonal

not fully round

[solid horizon]

Geneseed generator

[heady rivet]

I think ogryns are like great apes where they are huge but their genitals are tiny

[storm jungle]

LMAO

to be fair

you can say that about most flaccid genitals tbh

[vagrant fox]

I do find it cool that parts of ancient egypt was so long ago they had to use sand as an abrasive to cut out granite because copper tools was too soft
The time it took just to put up a slab honouring some inbred yokel

[heady rivet]

Yes but even erect gorillas are quite small

[storm jungle]

thats what im saying

[solid horizon]

Is it me or there is barely any difference between servitors and skitarii

[heady rivet]

just you

[storm jungle]

just you

[jade holly]

Just

[storm jungle]

literally zero connection besides both are cyborgs

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290864972559548416/1451881079718940763/darktide_truth.gif

[solid horizon]

Ok, now define the differences

[storm jungle]

One is a lobotomized servo slave made to function for any menial role

[solid horizon]

They're both brainwashed

[crystal forum]

bronze is so fascinating because there's so few sources of tin in the world that could be mined by hand back then. it's probably the first time the world saw globalization because tin and copper had to be traded large distances

[storm jungle]

the other is a cyborg warrior unit

that are the admech's main army

[solid horizon]

So a glorified servitor

[storm jungle]

no

lol

[solid horizon]

Robocop then

[storm jungle]

💀

[crystal forum]

i dont really understand what took so long for people to understand that iron is pretty easy to smelt

[heady rivet]

Space marine with a cybernetic arm and I ask if he's a servitor and he cruhses my head like an empty coke can

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[solid horizon]

Space Marines and skits are quite different though

[vagrant fox]

What's the difference between a lobotomised cyborg for slave labour and a cyborg who can think and is a holyish soldier

[storm jungle]

idk you tell me

[storm jungle]

^

literally what you are asking rn

they got zero connection besides being cyborgs

[solid horizon]

They can think but what's even the purpose when all they do is on command

[storm jungle]

same reason we got soldiers today

dont question, just kill

[solid horizon]

I'm educating myself maam

[crystal forum]

civil engineering is boring as fuck but man is it old

[storm jungle]

Also they dont do "on command"

it entirely depends on the techpriest leading them

some skits are normal people

others are entirely brainwashed and hardwired slaves

it depends from forgeworld to forgeworld

its to allow people to homebrew

[vagrant fox]

It's one of those deeply boring but cool things

[solid horizon]

I like my skits completely brainwashed

Are we not cyborgs

We stand on hid cybernetic legs

[storm jungle]

We dont have bionics so no

[heady rivet]

He comes back with a Grendyl-like hologram head

[solid horizon]

Hush nerd im regerencing island of dr Moreau

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/fM2BOtdqvNX.gif

[storm jungle]

Old reference

straight to the pits

[solid horizon]

Stfu bitch

[storm jungle]

no

anyway, explode

[solid horizon]

Keep yapping then

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079924946370826262/1349007972931735552/Tumblr_l_2155042783693487.gif

[solid horizon]

Deadly demise

[rancid cove]

what

the actual

fuck

[solid horizon]

Come on island of dr moreau isn't that old

[midnight dragon]

I saw this in the corner of my eye so for like a couple seconds I thought someone just posted straight up porn

[fading bluff]

Nah they still have their dick and balls but they are basically non-functional due to chemical castration

[storm jungle]

They arent non-functional its more that marines dont really have any thougth for sex

you can prob teach one to do it lol

but its only useful if they are with a rogue trader or something obviously

[solid horizon]

Fabius Bile activities

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-training-day-training-gif-21057135

Not allowed

[fading bluff]

There are disturbing stories implying that Emperor’s Children regularly use their sex organs

[storm jungle]

just like real life

I mean uh

[storm jungle]

yeah very horrifying

[rancid cove]

I mean what else did you expect

really

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

real question is does the dick stay the same size as when they were still human

[storm jungle]

Its either that, or being pasted into drugs

or eaten alive

[heady rivet]

Dilara when a man and woman love each other very much

[storm jungle]

It enlarges

we got a model of naked titus

[heady rivet]

Shrinks

[solid horizon]

Oh no thousand sons use their brains

[storm jungle]

bro is packing

[crystal forum]

source?

[rancid cove]

As much as I don'treally like it, sex is like the biggest aesthetic Slaneesh is known for

[solid horizon]

Oh no world eaters use their muscles

[daring creek]

To have gay sex yeah

[rancid cove]

Straight to the jar.

[opaque coyote]

It is partially because the melting point was too much for ancient furnaces.

Bronze is around 950 Celsius (1742 Fahrenheit)

While Iron is around 1500 Celsius (2730 Fahrenheit) to melt.

Although it could be lowered down to 1150 Celsius - 1300 Celsius by adding carbon or other impurities to make cast iron.

It only got discovered that was usable for smelting when furnaces became hot enough to smelt it.

[solid horizon]

To remove paint, right ?

Right ?

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

Ballsack

[opaque coyote]

I imagined that people did try it but then were like

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-false-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-462743977075719081

[rancid cove]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[storm jungle]

you're next

[heady rivet]

I sent you that pic in confidence

[daring creek]

His whole cock is out oh my god

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[midnight dragon]

[solid horizon]

Titus has no tits

[opaque coyote]

"This orange tinted rock isn't melting"

"Shit. I guess it ain't copper then."

[rancid cove]

Are you perfoming bottom surgery on me?

[solid horizon]

This is what I call a lie

[storm jungle]

If my bottom surgery you mean a public execution then sure

[vagrant fox]

God forbid a dude has his thang out in public

[storm jungle]

im more shocked that they modelled it

LMAO

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-ride-let-it-ride-diem-gif-13460879079669063039

[crystal forum]

i've seen what it takes to make medieval blast furnaces. im just wondering how people could figure out bronze but not how to heat stuff to that level

[storm jungle]

👎

[solid horizon]

It's for uhhh

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to the Marvel Rivals devs modelling vulva

[solid horizon]

Purposes

[rancid cove]

Somebody has too much fun on the modelling studio

[solid horizon]

Space Marines balls

[storm jungle]

Goonvals*

[solid horizon]

Bottom text

[daring creek]

Just incase titus lays it out on an SOB or something

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/and-then-he-clicked-post-spongebob-meme-gif-13892453623555080261

[solid horizon]

Implode.

[heady rivet]

Type of shit Fabius Bile needs for his potions

[solid horizon]

That's what I was saying earlier lol

[daring creek]

No u not

You're dead.

[vagrant fox]

Between the heat and removing the impurities there might not have been a huge amount of pressure

[daring creek]

Pigeons

[solid horizon]

If someone can answer our questions on space dongs it's good ole Bile

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[solid horizon]

Pls Fabius Bile trade me an android ive been a nice warpsmith

[vital ginkgo]

What individual being or type of being is a rough equal to abaddon in power? A custodian? Primarch?

[heady rivet]

Whoever the book is about

[solid horizon]

Bile I need this, my magos is kinda forgeless

[storm jungle]

Primarch

or Chapter Masters of founding legions

[vagrant fox]

There was that native american tribe that figured out metallurgy but went back to stone tools because it was on par or better

[heady rivet]

Or Minotaurs

[storm jungle]

nah

[vital ginkgo]

So certain chapter masters are primarch level? Which ones?

[storm jungle]

founding legion ones

because they got plot armor

[heady rivet]

Didnt he kill like 2 Custodes

[vital ginkgo]

I mean who

[storm jungle]

and we've seen it happen on Vigilus

[storm jungle]

Calgar, Dante, etc

[heady rivet]

While unarmed

[storm jungle]

He bumped into them, they slipped

[heady rivet]

Was that him or

[daring creek]

Pelvis broken. Wheel chair maxxing

[vital ginkgo]

Wow ok I didn't know they were that goated

[vagrant fox]

Abaddon bodied a custodes, would draw with Dante
Thems the rules

[solid horizon]

Didn't Abbadon have a 1v1 with Calgar at some point

[fading bluff]

The Incan Empire has copper metallurgy and used it for spears and helmets

[vital ginkgo]

What is the age of an average custodian?

[storm jungle]

We dont know

[daring creek]

25 cuz 25 is old

[heady rivet]

HAS?

[storm jungle]

they are all like at least a century old

[daring creek]

Basically 25

[arctic talon]

Bro doesn't know about the incan hollow earth empire

[fading bluff]

The Aztec Empire also had metallurgy and produced a copper axe as well as jewelry

[vagrant fox]

The finno korean war never ended

[storm jungle]

arent Incans from Agartha?

[solid horizon]

No

[storm jungle]

Yes

[vital ginkgo]

Atlantis

[daring creek]

Psychic damage taken

[fervent geode]

They built Hyperborea smh

[opaque coyote]

Advancements in automation basically. Bloomeries did exist but iron wasn't strong enough to be considered worth it at the time. All they could produce was mostly cast iron and that was worthless.

Bronze is also better than just iron in every way for most purposes. At least back then. The only advantage is that it's more abundant.

It's also worth noting that people probably found out copper smelting by accidentally leaving a copper rock in while making pots.

So it needed people to figure out the possibility, and even after they figured out how to melt iron. They needed to make it either forged well enough to be worth using over bronze or if the bronze supply ran out.

[solid horizon]

You might be mistaken with nordic aliens

[fading bluff]

One day Tupac will return to drive the Spanish into the ocean

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cute-cat-83

[opaque coyote]

TLDR; Bronze better than Iron for a while

[lament shoal]

Charlie Kirk will return someday to gather all the true believers and take them to Agartha

[storm jungle]

We know this from Minecraft

get with the times

[opaque coyote]

So people preferred bronze

Iron was considered basically cheap

And also too much work for something absolutely mid

[solid horizon]

Bronze is only on modded MC and then brass tends to be prevalent for some reason

[daring creek]

I don't think thats in minecraft dilara....I think you might have dementia...

[opaque coyote]

Bronze doesn't exist in MC tho

[storm jungle]

Yeah it does

[solid horizon]

Stone Dilara

[storm jungle]

play Voltz

[daring creek]

Voltz??

[solid horizon]

Right now

[storm jungle]

peak mod

you can shoot missiles at people

[vagrant fox]

That's nice but I was talking specifically more about the old copper complex from around 6500 bce to 2000 bce

[daring creek]

Thats a mod.

You're talking modded minecraft

[storm jungle]

Yeah I just said it is

[solid horizon]

Bronze existed most famously in galacticraft

[storm jungle]

Missus i think you got minedentia.....

[solid horizon]

Know your classics better lass

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Nah nah bronze existed in Gregtech New Horizons

[fading bluff]

Absolute unit. Also, the Quechua developed line warfare tactics and even defeated the Spanish in multiple battles, stealing and reverse engineering guns at one point, but the Spanish took advantage of their political rivalries

[lament shoal]

I gotta watch the fast and furious movies tbh, never got the chance to

[daring creek]

If bronze is in minecraft so is pikachu

[storm jungle]

lmao my condolences

[opaque coyote]

Pokemon mods be like

[storm jungle]

my honest reaction

[opaque coyote]

...

Don't watch all of them that's basically an easy way to die of brainrot

[daring creek]

Me when I catch a lopunny in minecraft..

[solid horizon]

I have made a mod that has bronze but currently you cant craft it because im ogrynbrained and tags are dumb

[fading bluff]

My brainrot is so bad that when studying for my nutrition class I think “what the fuck kind of enzyme is this?”

[lament shoal]

Oh yeah ik dw, I’ve heard the first few are the only true good ones

[daring creek]

Ok a minecraft mod I actually wanna play is the one where you're dead in the desert and need to ration water

[storm jungle]

hell nah

[crystal forum]

people take for granted how good we have learned to make steel

[daring creek]

That one sounded cool as fuck

[solid horizon]

Fallout 1 lore

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/a-mine-minecraft

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I kinda always wanted to make a gun mod or an addon to a gun mod where you basically start off with a musket and blunderbuss and then progress to like modernish guns

[solid horizon]

Bruh

[daring creek]

Inventory hammerspace also isn't a thing. Like you can't carry a shitload of things

That one is really interesting to me

[storm jungle]

bro you are NOT Walter White

[opaque coyote]

Idk it sounds funny to go from musket to a fucking minigun

[solid horizon]

Scotched Guns

Scorched

[opaque coyote]

Oh right

I need to try that mod out man

Fucking COLLEGGEEE

RAAAAGGHHH

[crystal forum]

isnt that what you do in factorio

[midnight dragon]

Ok so a soldier says

• this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for shootin and this is for fun

So what does a ork say?

• dis is my shoota this is my dakka, this is for shootin and this is for spores

[solid horizon]

It's partly loosely vaguely inspired by hunt showdown and Bioshock

[opaque coyote]

Oh that actually sounds cool

[storm jungle]

Do they then commit suicide in the barracks toilet

[crystal forum]

idk i never played factorio because it never fucking goes on sale

[vagrant fox]

Chemistry is stupid simple, it's just mixing things and then snort it
We're all walt

[opaque coyote]

"I LIVE... IN A WORLD OF SHIT!"

[solid horizon]

From experence, guns aren't exactly very accessible to the humble beginner coder

[storm jungle]

👍

[midnight dragon]

Im pretty sure orks are always releasing spores even when alive?

[fading bluff]

SCOTCHED GUNS?

A CANNAE HIT SHITE

[storm jungle]

depends

[daring creek]

Don't think an ork would.

Though that makes me wonder. Can a servitor actually be made with a corpse? Like a reanimated slave?

[solid horizon]

Whiskyied Firearms

[opaque coyote]

Also

I have a friend who loves Gregtech New Horizons.

...

They're also studying to be a fuckign Computer Scientist

[storm jungle]

no it needs to be alive

[fading bluff]

I changed my major when I found out compsci jobs are now drying up

[solid horizon]

Tech mod enjoyers are absolute IT mega autists

[midnight dragon]

That would take psyker necromancy, which is possible but the imperium is against it since it goes against their religion

[fading bluff]

So I changed it to something I actually enjoy

[heady rivet]

Orks release spores constantly and release them the mostest when they die

[lament shoal]

Finally, I can become John Kiriakou

[daring creek]

Then....how was the commissary lady DT lady made one? She was shot in the head and I've always wondered about that

[storm jungle]

Shot in the back