40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

I'd do it in a heartbeat, put me in charge of GW

[rocky gale]

Yea they won't do it because it's an option that pleases no one

[gleaming gale]

Didn't they just launch the chorfs for it or something

[urban spire]

darktide bolters have like a thump-hiss, which i think is right

[rocky gale]

Ending AoS isn't going to ingratiate any WHFB fans, it's just going to also piss off AoS fans

[urban spire]

like the thump grenade launchers make and a hiss of propellant

[storm jungle]

my theory is people are misunderstanding this and this is just gonna be another "Age" in the setting so they just assumed its "end times" when its very much not

so Age of Sigmar which is where we are is ending and we are moving into another one

[gleaming gale]

The Age of Franz

[opaque coyote]

Dan Abnett using powerful for every character's physique

[storm jungle]

🔇

[storm jungle]

🔇

[humble shoal]

Krubrettonia

[urban spire]

primaris sigmarines

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I'm right

[jade holly]

Are Horus Heresy models designed to be more complex and higher difficulty? Every Horus Heresy model I see in the store mentions it as a 15+ model and it’s an expert kit

[storm jungle]

Shut up yapper

[gleaming gale]

Those are the resin ones

[rocky gale]

I can see something like a plotline about someone trying to merge the realms sure, but I do not in 1000 years believe they're wiping the slate clean and having Archaeon kill Sigmar in a humiliating way

[humble shoal]

The squats physique was powerful.

[jade holly]

Ah ok

[storm jungle]

yeah its deffo prob a new Age

people are just fearmongering

[jade holly]

Age of Nagash

[storm jungle]

lmao

[jade holly]

[rocky gale]

Age of Ushoran

[spring cairn]

Age of sugmar

[vagrant fox]

AoSing AoS would be a weirdass decision

[jade holly]

The Bones Tithe goes universal

[urban spire]

age of rat

[solid horizon]

Age of 40k

[vagrant fox]

age of just chillin'

[humble shoal]

Nagash ascends to true godhood and starts ressurecting skeletons in 40k

This causes many issues for the imperium

[solid horizon]

nagash, my favorite necron overlord

[gleaming gale]

AoS ends and the skaven escape to 40k

[jade holly]

Nagash enters 40k and we learn the denizens of 40k call him Mag’ladroth

[storm jungle]

please do not compare his greatness to Necrons

[humble shoal]

Due to their churches walking away

[opaque coyote]

Leman Russ let out a wet leopard growl while he shaked his powerful wolfing wolf ass. People exploding with the power of a supernova

[solid horizon]

what if I do

[vagrant fox]

banned

[storm jungle]

👆

[spring cairn]

they all say they want skavens in 40k

[solid horizon]

not a bannable offense

sorry

[vagrant fox]

it is

[spring cairn]

mf the IoM is right there

[humble shoal]

Leopard hell no, we gotta use more wolf puns

[humble shoal]

IoM dont talk funny

[storm jungle]

IoM?

you mean AmeriKKKa?

🇺🇸

[solid horizon]

Island of Man

[vagrant fox]

macrakkke sure

[spring cairn]

america isn't fun cuz it's real

[humble shoal]

We're all living in Amerikkka

[gleaming gale]

Unfortunately

[storm jungle]

👎

[solid horizon]

ist wunderbar

[humble shoal]

Cocacola, mickey mouse

[urban spire]

you're doing maoist standard english wrong, it's united $nakes of amerikkka

[storm jungle]

Also apparently this guy is a huge grognard doomposter for AOS

so hes just spewing shit

ignore it

[outer wave]

Got it madam 🫡

[opaque coyote]

His oiled ass making their choler rise, their humors unbalanced by the sheer sight of it.

If I had know this would've happened, I would have never joined Amberley to go to the local Wolfy Fenrisian Strip Club.

[storm jungle]

Yapper

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cute-cat-83

[solid horizon]

I will put leman russ into a helbrute

[urban spire]

no she(?)'s cooking

[solid horizon]

no one is gonna stop me

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's a she

[urban spire]

what the fuck are your pronouns laa- oh ok

[humble shoal]

I will put lemon russ in a leman russ in a hellbrite

[outer wave]

Damn I wish his oiled cheeks clapped

[opaque coyote]

Oh my pronouns

Uh

Just call me whatever honestly

[solid horizon]

leman russ helbrute tank

I mean

[opaque coyote]

Kinda questioning atm

So

[urban spire]

oh ok

[solid horizon]

isnt technically a helbrute a concept more than a dreadnought ?

[urban spire]

good luck with it

[humble shoal]

No, we will be makinga russ matroishka doll

[solid horizon]

basically demon engine but people

[humble shoal]

More layers

[rocky gale]

We've had dumbasses saying AoS was a week away from it's own Endtimes from the very beggining, it's the Warhammer version of Iran getting nukes.

[storm jungle]

Its a dreadnaught thats mutated

its not a daemon engine lmao

[solid horizon]

I know dumbass

helbrutes are machines fused with a human

[urban spire]

had to ask cause i keep getting blindsided by femboys pfps

[humble shoal]

You mean erebus

[opaque coyote]

END TIMES JUST A WEEK AWAY!

CAN'T YOU BELIEVE IT?

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

not even Erebus is that evil

[vagrant fox]

WHFB will rise again AoS is just one week away from death

[humble shoal]

Erebus is mossad confirmed

[storm jungle]

Thats Malcador

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

If Erebus ever gets killed off.

How should he die?

[humble shoal]

Nah malcador is epstein

[urban spire]

tbh i'm kinda fine with the current state of things, it's not like endtimes had any impact on total warhammer

[opaque coyote]

NaAAH

Nah

[jade holly]

In a cruel twist of irony

[storm jungle]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

cant you technically make a helbrute from something else than a dreadnought

[opaque coyote]

That's Goge Vandire

Like

[solid horizon]

why john warhammer has never thought of using sarcophagi into other machines than dreadnought

[vagrant fox]

It had a huge impact I found my old WHFB Mark of Chaos book and I'm like the last of a dying species

[solid horizon]

is he stupid ?

[humble shoal]

Vandire is diddy

[jade holly]

is Szarekh debatably the strongest individual in 40k that isn’t a chaos god or god of any kind?

[urban spire]

who the fuck is szarekh

[humble shoal]

Dreadnought terminator

[opaque coyote]

Mmmm...

You see, the Emperor is actually Turkish. And Trump would have a seizure if he...

Actually NVM yeah he's totally Trump

[jade holly]

The Silent King

[urban spire]

idk probably not the strongest individual though

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[humble shoal]

Dreadnought in another dreadnought

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Szarekh

[jade holly]

The ruler of the Necros

[gleaming gale]

God-Sultan Erdogan

[solid horizon]

me when im dilara and I run out of arguments

[jade holly]

Dilara do we know how powerful Orikan’s ascendant form is?

[storm jungle]

Dumbass

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-niko-oneshot-pancakes-crying-explosion-gif-16934504460373716036

[storm jungle]

Its basically a diet superpowered dipshit basically that shoots lights

[jade holly]

So not C’tan level?

[storm jungle]

No lol

[opaque coyote]

Which type of super powered dipshit?

[humble shoal]

Trumps name was changed anyways

[opaque coyote]

Like Emperor level?

[storm jungle]

a c'tan level is basically a god

[opaque coyote]

Malcador?

[storm jungle]

Go read the book and find out dummy

[urban spire]

anyway i wouldn't do powerscaling in 40k

[opaque coyote]

Nah, you're a Lexicanum editor, you clearly know this shit

[humble shoal]

Dont make me get my map

[urban spire]

i wouldn't do powerscaling in fucking anything, powerscaling is fucking stupid, but don't do it in 40k either

[humble shoal]

[jade holly]

At the end of the day the strongest is whoever the writer wants to win

[storm jungle]

Yeah and im not gonna do your job for you, learn to google

[urban spire]

me when someone asks questions in the lore channel

[solid horizon]

answer for our ignorance, human chat gpt

[opaque coyote]

Trying to google "what type of superpowred dipshit is the silent king" won't give me exact answers.

Answer my lore question in the lore chat smh

[storm jungle]

Maybe use your wallnut brain and ask in a more specific way

[jade holly]

That response was for Ascendant Orikan smh

[humble shoal]

He ate halo devices

[opaque coyote]

I don't have enough information for the specifics

[opaque coyote]

Oh okay

[storm jungle]

Then go jump off a cliff idk

[solid horizon]

check his datasheet on wahapedia idk

[humble shoal]

Source- It came to me in a dream

[jade holly]

Daily dose of gabagool

[opaque coyote]

You first

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/gabagool-silvio-dante-the-sopranos-gif-17073344

[solid horizon]

https://wahapedia.ru/wh40k10ed/factions/necrons/The-Silent-King oh yeah op

[storm jungle]

Im good. Get to work bozo-the-clown.

[opaque coyote]

You first clownfinder dilara

[storm jungle]

I already did, im looking at you aint I? Get to work

[opaque coyote]

I'm holding a mirror dumbass

[solid horizon]

I will not attack the silent king in melee

[storm jungle]

Thats aimed at you dipshit.

[jade holly]

He’s got that hover throne

You cannot escape his melee

[solid horizon]

yeah and it's op af

[opaque coyote]

Nah it's aimed at you shitdip

[storm jungle]

Less yapping more googling.

this is boring

[humble shoal]

I try to hit him with my bayonet

[opaque coyote]

How about you give me some specific pointers at least

[jade holly]

Imagine if Szarekh upgraded his stuff by using a Void Dragon shard

[storm jungle]

How about you use your brain.

[opaque coyote]

So I can stop pestering you

[solid horizon]

I guess you gotta spam devastating wounds on him and hope he fails his inv save

[jade holly]

Until you realize Szeras and a Reanimator are nearby

[solid horizon]

I'd say it's doable if you have a doomsday ark or similar piece of gabagool death ray

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

[solid horizon]

also remember you dont win a game by killing everyone

[urban spire]

that's definitely how you win

[solid horizon]

even if you do so, in the end if your opponent has more strategic points than you do it's over for you

[gleaming gale]

That's when you flip the table

[rocky gale]

I don't win unless I see the light leave my opponents eyes as I take every last one of their models

[solid horizon]

this is why kids you dont make an army exclusively out of large vehicles

because they have SHIT objective capture

[jade holly]

I play very deadly rules on tabletop, if a model dies I eat it

Had a LoS you took so much time and effort to perfect? Fucking delicious meal right there

[urban spire]

forcing your opponent to play a 16 hour game as they gradually kill every single one of your models seems very krieg

[opaque coyote]

If you feel extra challenging. You use 1st-2nd edition era models

Pewter is a vital mineral

[solid horizon]

there is only 5 turns

[jade holly]

Just extra minerals

[solid horizon]

16 hour implies small apocalypse scale

[jade holly]

they don’t call me the Iron Stomach for nothing

[urban spire]

5 turns?

there's turn limits on 40k tabletop?

[solid horizon]

I played against krieg once but they had no loss because they were hidden in their artillery line

[solid horizon]

yes

[urban spire]

fucking wild, baffling

[solid horizon]

5 turns and you count your OCpts

[urban spire]

i don't care, i don't play the tabletop

[solid horizon]

player who has most wins

[urban spire]

but still wild

[opaque coyote]

There's turn limits in every wargame

[solid horizon]

though there are different objectives depending on your gamemode

[urban spire]

there weren't turn limits when i played warmahordes

[rocky gale]

Eating is so passé, the real move is to simply knock it over with a single finger while looking at the player with disgust and then saying "Pick it up"

[solid horizon]

total anilihation probably has no turn limit

[urban spire]

no that's the lesbians move

[solid horizon]

but then that's a gamemode for turbo autistic morons with no strategic mind

[vagrant fox]

Maybe I'm a lesbian at heart

[urban spire]

well do you like women?

[vagrant fox]

That sounds like a good time

Usually, gotta do a weathercheck on that

[solid horizon]

5 turns but then there is like a morbillion different phases

[urban spire]

well sounds like you're most of the way there, now dissolve this blue pill under your tongue

[solid horizon]

and stratagems

(no this is not a space chuds 2 reference)

[opaque coyote]

Hoym shit is that Ultramarine Simulator 2 reference

[solid horizon]

dawn of war fans when they find out table top has no relic points

[urban spire]

i have never played the tabletop and i never will, probably

[opaque coyote]

I checked for the nearest GW shop

It is

[urban spire]

5 turn limit sounds vile though, especially if 5 turns takes a long time to play out

[opaque coyote]

Like 4 hours away

[solid horizon]

imagine needing a GW shop to play

[opaque coyote]

Idk there's not really any local Warhammer clubs or anything

There is a tabletop club but like half the people there are assholes

[urban spire]

it's like a 2 hour train ride for me to reach any city, minimum

[solid horizon]

one turn can be long, for example the 20kpt v 20Kpt apocalypse game I did, one turn took nearly two days

[opaque coyote]

Do you live in like the midwest

Or just some suburban city

That has like 20k at most

[urban spire]

i live in norway

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah

That makes sense

[thorn pecan]

the plus side for them is they don’t spend 500+ dollars for a game. Dawn of war was 9 bucks discount

[opaque coyote]

[urban spire]

in the forest, middle of nowhere

[opaque coyote]

Should've known it was Europe judging by train

Then again Amtrak exists

Sucks ass

[solid horizon]

theres deployment phase, scout phase, infiltrator phase, movement phase, shooting phase, charge phase, melee phase and all the other bullshit

I always forget when command phase it

[opaque coyote]

Why is there a charge phase

Oh

[thorn pecan]

Yeah I’ll just stick to just painting the models lol

[rocky gale]

For charging

[solid horizon]

tabletop is really fun tho

[opaque coyote]

More importantly what about units that are farther away like Tau mechas

[solid horizon]

...what ?

[urban spire]

is there a rule for simply shooting the enemy while they try to charge

[opaque coyote]

Or do they also charge in

[solid horizon]

yeah it's called on overwatch

[opaque coyote]

Range units what do when charge

[urban spire]

i don't think charging is mandatory

[rocky gale]

You don't have to charge

[opaque coyote]

Okay good

[rocky gale]

Charging is optional

[solid horizon]

they don't lmao

[thorn pecan]

Fs I like wargaming, I do it at Air Force ROTC. This looks like a lot tho 😭

[rocky gale]

You aren't forced to charge

[opaque coyote]

Thank you

[solid horizon]

a lot of units are good when they don't move, those with [Heavy]

[solid horizon]

warhammer 40k rules are quite simple honestly

[urban spire]

@vagrant fox what br are you at anyway

[solid horizon]

they're simpler now than they used to be back when I started playing

[opaque coyote]

Tabletop games scare me in general since I think

[solid horizon]

so it was easy to releard everything

[opaque coyote]

I have been in like

Two DnD campaigns

Both have ended with drama

So uh

...

[solid horizon]

see tabletop more like chess but extra funny

[urban spire]

oh that reminds me i've been neglecting my star trek play by post game

oof, feel bad about that

[gleaming gale]

mfw the DM kills Boblin the Goblin

[thorn pecan]

Aight, I’ll give it a try at my local GW store then lol

[vagrant fox]

8.0, goofing around with the AMX 30

[urban spire]

oh sheesh everyone plays that game more than me

[opaque coyote]

Honestly it's more depressing than that. Just out of game type drama that ended the actual campaign

[humble shoal]

Last dnd game I played ended in slurs

[gleaming gale]

Been there

[solid horizon]

reminds me I gotta prepare my datasheets cause I have a game saturday, I keep forgetting all the stats

[vagrant fox]

Considering I only got to 8 despite playing since closed ground beta, I think I've paced myself adequately

[opaque coyote]

Ngl it actually makes me not want to play it kinda sucks

But it was fun while it lasted

[solid horizon]

for now im focused on painting my skitarii because I like to feel like a pretty princess on the table ✨

[thorn pecan]

Man y’all DND sessions are interesting. Mine just ends after 2 sessions cuz of the “I don’t have time” type shit ppl

[solid horizon]

I'm also convinced a paintjob gives you extra luck

[urban spire]

i think the highest think i have in ground right now is br 6, and i'm at 10 in air?

i do like airplanes

[solid horizon]

my painted decimator daemon engine survived several baneblades, space marines demolition squads, aeldari fire lance and demolisher tanks

I believe it is because it was painted

[urban spire]

made a depression purchase of a premium plane a couple years ago, and you know what it did fucking pull me out of my depression to fly a jet around and get obliterated in every fight

[opaque coyote]

Maybe I should try Dark Heresy out

[gleaming gale]

Current issue I have with the Imperium Maledictum game I'm GMing, player makes a fuss that his character sits on the side when he can't attend then throws a tantrum at me that we have a game every 2-3 weeks because I adjusted to HIS schedule

[vagrant fox]

I'd like planes if I was any good at it but oh well

[opaque coyote]

Try to DM a one shot with my friends

But I have never DM'd before

[solid horizon]

the machine was so good it actually gave people nightmare

[urban spire]

eject him

[opaque coyote]

???

[thorn pecan]

Bro is trippin

[vagrant fox]

That's just what players(derogatory) are like

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, I'm going to sit him down and have a talk about it next game because his character fucked up anyway and might get executed lmao

[thorn pecan]

And then you don’t have to deal with him again (if he doesn’t make another character and rejoins your campaign)

[solid horizon]

all that for only one guy (machine guy on the left)

[opaque coyote]

But yeah any advice for

DM/GM

[gleaming gale]

Uh

[opaque coyote]

Cause I was thinking of trying out Dark Heresy

Specifically making a one shot

[gleaming gale]

Don't make any detailed plans for your campaign

Players will derail it from the first chance

[opaque coyote]

...shit

[gleaming gale]

Also

[opaque coyote]

[gleaming gale]

the golden rule

your players are smarter and dumber than you think simultaneously

[opaque coyote]

So just like people in general

Got it

[rocky gale]

Okay that advice kinda doesn't work for Dark Heresy unfortunately

[opaque coyote]

It's with my friends so I do know them

[rocky gale]

Because you need to basically plan an investigation for them to solve

[urban spire]

you can make detailed plans, but you have to be aware that your players are going to derail. to this end, make sure your detailed plans aren't rigid. if your players veer away from something cool you had planned, simply excise the cool thing and put it to use later

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, if you run Imperium Maledictum/Dark Heresy you have to sit them down and explain in the first place what the stakes are and what is expected of the party

and the consequences of not doing what is needed

[rocky gale]

Yea your work should go towards creating a framework, rather than a rigid structure

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I was planning on doing that by having me/ the Inquisitor yap to them in character

[rocky gale]

Expect them to go off course and have general ideas so that you can react when they do

[urban spire]

before a story hits play it lives in your head, where it gets to be as modular as you want it to be

[gleaming gale]

I've been running my game for two years and at this point I'm just making plot hooks and decisions on the go mid-session

Surprising both myself and the players

[opaque coyote]

This is a one shot tbh. I don't expect it to last more than

3 days at most

[urban spire]

also don't be rigid with your players if they make suggestions, let them do some work to flesh out the world if they feel like it

[opaque coyote]

Got it

[gleaming gale]

You can give the starter adventure thing a read and see how to lay a game out

[urban spire]

i've actually never run a oneshot

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I heard it's easier because it's basically meant to be short

I have an ending planned where they encounter a word bearer

[urban spire]

that might be true!

[opaque coyote]

They either can escape, join, or fight

Because it's a Space Marine they might die horribly

[rocky gale]

Like my first encounter for my D&D group was going to be them fighting a Shapeshifting slime monster in a traveling circus, they went to the circus and saw the slime but didn't engage with the plot hooks which would lead to them learning it was shapeshifting and eating people and in the end they just wanted to leave the Circus, so I let them.

[opaque coyote]

And if they all die, that would basically be the ending

[gleaming gale]

A small suggestion is if it's your first time GMing, Imperium Maledictum is more newcomer friendly in terms of gameplay and not as stretched out rules than Dark Heresy

[opaque coyote]

[urban spire]

GMing is really cool and fun if you're in the right headspace for it

[gleaming gale]

IM is basically Dark Heresy 3 anyway

[opaque coyote]

Oh right I heard about Maledictum

Isn't it similar?

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, but you're not hardlocked into the Inquisition

you and the party can create a patron out of any faction

[rocky gale]

and now at some point in the future they will encounter the circus again, only now instead of only starting out the slime will have replaced all of the staff and be much more powerful.

[urban spire]

otoh if what you actually want is to play the game and you're GMing because nobody else wants to, it's fucking torture

[opaque coyote]

Yeah my friends told me a story about how one of them had the situation

It was torture

The game fell apart after like two days

So

[urban spire]

very normal

[gleaming gale]

The forever GM curse

[opaque coyote]

But yeah one of them is usually the GM

But that's because they like it

But because I'm GMing

(being the basic bitch that I am I have never done so)

[urban spire]

one of my girlfriends is badly forever GM'd because she's an actual game designer and is constantly running playtests

[opaque coyote]

Maybe they'll have a break

From that

[opaque coyote]

Forever GM as a job

Play testing sounds like hell ngl

[urban spire]

nah it's fun

[opaque coyote]

Mainly on the designer end but even on the tester end

Because you have to

Intentionally find giltches

And stuff

You basically have to be somewhat of a dumbass so that they can actually find problems

[urban spire]

tabletop rpgs always have the narrative component to smooth it out, and if you have an experienced GM, that's panacea for any system difficulties

[gleaming gale]

Btw there is also Wrath and Glory which is more of a powertrip simulator

[opaque coyote]

True

[gleaming gale]

It even has a Darktide adaption

[opaque coyote]

Nah I want to make my players feel like they're in 40k

Okay not that much

I won't like have too hard encounters

You

You get what I mean

[gleaming gale]

IM is deadlier at the start

[opaque coyote]

Interesting

[gleaming gale]

They can get gibbed by a hive ganger with an autogun in a single turn

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I kinda want it to have it act as like

A pseudo introduction to 40k

Since I am the only person in the friend group

That knows about it

Like they don't fully know what a Space Marine is

Why do you think I talk here so often

[gleaming gale]

And never should they in-game

[opaque coyote]

I have fucking nobody else irl that's interested

[gleaming gale]

Marines are supposed to be a myth for the average Joe

[urban spire]

if you want your first gm experience to be hell you can do rogue trader

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's why I am planning to have one directly at the end. A word bearer.

If they choose to fight. They will basically be instantly gored.

[gleaming gale]

Let's give players infinite resources and unaccountability, what can go wrong

[opaque coyote]

If they choose to escape. The Chaos SM is a sadistic bastard and will count down to 10

Like some

Fucking villain

[rocky gale]

Rogue Trader is always a race to the bottom

[opaque coyote]

And if they join

They'll literally just join the forces of Chaos

That's basically the only choice that guarantees survival tbh

[gleaming gale]

If you run IM, marines are not even a stat bloc in the system, they are much above the character power

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's why I'll have it as the ending

Of the one shot

I'll expect them to fucking die

Especially if they choose to fight

Mainly as an introduction to what Space Marines are

Powerful, inhuman.

Cruel.

[winter pine]

I want to try Imperium Maledictum for the "forced to do shit for your boss they don't want to do" element of a Camarilla VtM game

[opaque coyote]

But also due to being a word bearer, and a relatively nice one at that, they'll give the chance for mercy

[gleaming gale]

Make it a Marine Malevolent, when they ask what was that, "Oh, this guy fights for you btw"

[opaque coyote]

Join chaos

Or die

[opaque coyote]

Would be funny

The problem is that I actually do want them to get to the ending

And I have no idea what to do if one of them dies normally

I was thinking of the Inquisitor just sending another team of rejects in

Because he has a bunch of them and it's just a mission where they're going after a cult

Basically

[gleaming gale]

Creating the patron allows the players to assign boons and liabilities to the patron that affect the party

[opaque coyote]

Not even a relatively large one. It's like...

The type you'd find in an underhive, in the corner of a dark alleyway, type of cult.

[gleaming gale]

You can give the patron the boon to send a squad of guardsmen to aid the party for example, if a player dies, just hand a guardsman to him

[opaque coyote]

Good choice

Yeah I'll warn them to not put too much care into their characters

But I am worried that they wouldn't have fun

If they die too much

But that's up to me and balancing it

fun

[gleaming gale]

If you feel like it you can always throw the hook 'if you enjoyed it this can become a full campaign'

[opaque coyote]

Also does Imperium Maledictum have rules for Abhumans like Beastmen

One of my friends is a furry

[gleaming gale]

There are enemy beastmen in a module, but there's unofficial rules for playing one, and other abhumans

[opaque coyote]

Good enough

[gleaming gale]

I think Felinids are covered by those unofficial rules too

[opaque coyote]

Nice

If one of them chooses abhumans, I'm definitely making up slurs against them

By the NPCs mainly

Unless if it's an ogryn

[opaque coyote]

Honestly if Felinids ever get an actual depiction

Every bit that we get

Honestly

I'm beginning to think that they're like

Battle Beast's race

[gleaming gale]

You should probably tell them felinids are not catgirls, yeah

[opaque coyote]

Like Lion Furries basically

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf they could easily be that

Just more cat than girl

Than the generic anime ones where they just have like

Ears

And some cat behaviors

[opaque coyote]

Y'know dungeon meshi

[opaque coyote]

There's a cat girl that acts like a cat

Like fully so

Grumpy as shit, annoying, lazy

She's the best character

[urban spire]

reality is perfect

[urban spire]

thank you reality

izutsumi

[opaque coyote]

Honestly if I ever depict Abhumans, this is kinda what I imagine a felinid would be like

[opaque coyote]

Yup

I can never spell her name right

But Izu is definitely my favorite example of a catgirl

Cause she feels like an actual cat

[sacred ginkgo]

Actual spoilers ||because she is||

[opaque coyote]

Yeah ik

I read the manga

Dw

[urban spire]

both the manga and the anime are wonderful

[opaque coyote]

But yeah, I wish more cat girls were like Izu

[gleaming gale]

inb4 GW pulls up this canon depiction

[opaque coyote]

Cats movie ahh

Tbh I either think of Felinids as either Izu

Or like this

[gleaming gale]

They can probably be both

[opaque coyote]

My most egregious headcanon is that the reason why Felinids don't have any depictions is because they switch between Furry and generic anime catgirl depending on the temperature

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh my fucking gods I just realized why I recognize Erik's VA in mh wilds

[opaque coyote]

If they're stationed on a hot, sunny planet. Their fur falls off and they basically look humanish.

If they're on a cold winter planet. They start growing fur until they basically look like a furry

[sacred ginkgo]

He plays the halfling in dungeon meshi

[opaque coyote]

Chilchuck is my favorite middle aged divorced man

[solid horizon]

expect island of dr moreau type shit

[opaque coyote]

Honestly something that I am disappointed in is that he doesn't have a deep voice

[sacred ginkgo]

I thought Erik sounded familiar for the longest time and resigned myself to being insane but this convo reminded me I'm not actually and have heard him

[urban spire]

i love felinids because they're like the bird aliens from battletech in how they piss off the nerds

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they can't even do that because they got nothing

Half the Abhumans that exist don't even have any pictures

It sucks

Genuinely

[urban spire]

yeah

but the lack of a picture in this case makes them more insane, not less

[opaque coyote]

True

[urban spire]

because the potential is there

[opaque coyote]

It does make me insane

[urban spire]

that they ARE anime catgirls

[opaque coyote]

Exactly

[gleaming gale]

And the one guy who pulled off somewhat realistic fan depictions of them got outed as a pedo or something

[urban spire]

and they literally can't prove you wrong

[opaque coyote]

Okay not that

I thought you were gonna say something else

I was gonna say that it drives me insane that they refuse to detail what would potentially be unique lore

[urban spire]

well the potential is there for a lot of things, i don't really care either way

[opaque coyote]

Like I fucking love the Abhumans that are there

Ogryns

[urban spire]

if i'm running a 40k game and someone wants to play a catgirl i'm not saying no, if they want them to be catmonsters i am fine with that too

[opaque coyote]

I think that's why they don't depict them

Tbf a part of me thinks of them as anime catgirls.

But specifically the 80's - 90's anime catgirls

[solid horizon]

what if they look like thundercats

[gleaming gale]

One of my players is a ratling, he's never beating the allegations but he somehow always wins the most out of all situations

[opaque coyote]

The type with the wild ass hair

[urban spire]

aisha clanclan my beloved

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

House Escher

[opaque coyote]

Huh cat ears but on the same place human ears are

Nice

[urban spire]

outlaw star rules, watch it

[opaque coyote]

I need to make a myanimelist atp jfc

[opaque coyote]

Also I now have the headcanon that Felinids are often shot because in the dark, they look like Eldar

[urban spire]

demon

[opaque coyote]

It is unknown how much is just using it as an excuse

Or how much of it is genuine

[urban spire]

soldier how do you know what an eldar is?

[opaque coyote]

Because that definitely looks like demon/elf ears

[gleaming gale]

"Long ears, probably, sir"

"That's what the primer told me"

[arctic talon]

Yeah the primers guide on eldar is

“Tall lanky, big ears”

And a shitty drawing

[gleaming gale]

They actually have pictures too

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it probably works most of the time

[urban spire]

that's restricted knowledge

[gleaming gale]

What's funny about the pictures is that it's a guardsman with cardboard eldar armour that posed for the drawing

[arctic talon]

The primer isn’t

[urban spire]

see the commissar

[arctic talon]

Every guardsmen reads it

[gleaming gale]

It really is endearing to know it is made in-universe

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

But I can imagine some mistakes happened

[arctic talon]

Well supposed to read it

lol

The primer has some good info

[urban spire]

getting in trouble for repeating something you read in the primer is extremely 40k

[arctic talon]

And some horrific info

[arctic talon]

True

[heady rivet]

"Dude my joke about the colonel was so awesome the commissar and command staff asked to hear it too"

[gleaming gale]

You also get executed if you don't have the primer on you at all times when asked for it

[opaque coyote]

Most know it's mostly bullshit. But it isn't completely bullshit.

[arctic talon]

“Drukhari guns are inferior to imperium weapons as most of them do not kill you, this shows the incompetence of them”

[opaque coyote]

Orks are actually just really light

They are actually weak

Their muscles are balloons

Paraphrased obviously

But still

[humble shoal]

It would be funny if this was the truth

[urban spire]

it's canon

[heady rivet]

But imagine being the guy that pulled this off

[humble shoal]

And the lore is actually just some soldier super exaggerating

[opaque coyote]

The best worst part is that this is actually how you'd disarm an attacker.

Just...

A human one

[arctic talon]

Orks did have lower initative some editions

[gleaming gale]

Primer forgot to tell you that you have to be a catachan to pull it off

[arctic talon]

Lul

[storm jungle]

I was reading a Baneblade short yesterday

and it has a regiment of 200 guys go to a raided planet by the dark eldar

[arctic talon]

LOL

oh no

[humble shoal]

With the axe, grab the handle

You will have more leverrage

[storm jungle]

and by the end of the book they- well they dont even repel the raid they just "survive" it until morning

and 74 out of 200 of them remain 💀

[arctic talon]

Good odds

Tbh

[humble shoal]

Damn dark eldar suck

[storm jungle]

also the Inquisitor that was leading them is found flayed across a crashed valkyrie's wing

[urban spire]

better numbers than most guardsmen get

[humble shoal]

126 slaves not taken

[arctic talon]

That guy got off easy

[storm jungle]

along with all her space marine escort of 5 marines

[gleaming gale]

Isn't that from Shadowsword?

[storm jungle]

Iron Harvest

[opaque coyote]

He was just 2 weeks away from retirement

[gleaming gale]

same series iirc

[storm jungle]

They murdered everyone and took all the slaves they needed lol

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

its surprisingly during the Macharius Crusade

[humble shoal]

Nah they took all the slaves they needed -124

[heady rivet]

God tier Temu ad lineup

[storm jungle]

Nah

[humble shoal]

Unless they tortured them first

[storm jungle]

no

[humble shoal]

Lame

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[humble shoal]

Could have at least flayed em

[storm jungle]

also theres a very funny bit where some Imperial guard colonel tries to 1v1 an archon

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

and gets instantly paralyzed after some gay speech

and they haul him away

LMAO

[arctic talon]

DAMN

Didn't even use the fuckin husk blade on him

[gleaming gale]

Bannick has seen some shit

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEAH HIM

That part was hilarious

you'd NEVER see most 40k authors do this

Abnett would have him somehow solo the archon and win

"idk what dark eldar lore is"

[gleaming gale]

But yeah, the eldar in the primer is just a guardsman in mock up gear

[storm jungle]

holy shit

i never noticed that

LMAO

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209843216227368962/1485354580509200617/1uym7uujzlqg1.png?ex=69c2e140&is=69c18fc0&hm=af62410348651d1555fdf887503aeb14094ef0c740b5682228f1ea5c712f0530&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1168&height=930

[opaque coyote]

The Guardsman Primer is fucking great

[arctic talon]

have you noticed on the cain cover

for the Tau one

the Tau fire warrior is a human

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely wish we got more "in-universe" books like that

[heady rivet]

And depicts a scene that just doesnt even happen

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, they're dudes posing in mock gear to be drawn for the book

[arctic talon]

its so funny lol

In universe propaganda

[opaque coyote]

Every cover is basically a propaganda poster I fucking love it

[heady rivet]

A decent amount of writing is. Iirc we were gassing the Ash Waste Nomad book a while back because a lot of it is that

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, Cain never uses a bolt pistol in any novel

he's made to pose with one

[opaque coyote]

Exactly, he prefers a laspistol

[heady rivet]

He straight up says he brings it out for the posters lole

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-gif-24371395

[urban spire]

propaganda poster of a hero of the imperium fighting back to back with a xeno, citizen?

[storm jungle]

the Ash Waste is the ONLY 40k rulebook ive read where they actually do the in-universe perspective right imo

because they give 3 accoutns with all of them having conflicting info

[arctic talon]

Yes, because the Imperium comes out on top

[arctic talon]

There's like so many fucking conflicting bits of info in that book its so good

also canonical ash nomad hentai/j

[gleaming gale]

"Look at the pathetic and weak xeno cowering behind the hero of the Imperium for a chance of survival. Of course, after this, the commissar ended the xeno's suffering that was his life."

[heady rivet]

That + Fire & Blood feels a lot like some real historical texts I've read for class before where its one exhausted historian thats like "Yeah this guys just talking out his ass but I sorta have to mention him because a more important writer built off a lot of this"

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah, meanwhile other 40k books are like "WE HAVE NO IDEA ON THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER"

Literally tells the truth of the matter 1:1

[urban spire]

i think it's pretty funny that sandy mitchell describes chainsword fighting as fencing

[opaque coyote]

If there is a movie based on the Cain series.

I think either

1. Cain should switch between how he sees himself, and his "projected" confident self. With two different actors for him. One with a normal physique and the other muscular.

2. It should entirely be a propaganda movie based on his adventures. Like explicitly so. With it being extremely campy and filled with fascistic Imperium propaganda.

[storm jungle]

its like the Delaque book

"WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW DELAQUE WORK OR THEIR ORIGIN"

Gives out their entire system and origin

lmao

[heady rivet]

Or so you think

[humble shoal]

Ordo xenos interrogator: no idea what crons are

[arctic talon]

Tbf

the book talks about the fucking Delaque Aliens and giant horrific sea creatures in the center of necromunda

so its obviously not in universe

[heady rivet]

Or is it

I got a Munda game where

A player made a map for it

An in-universe map

Utterly pointless for the game but he likes making maps

[opaque coyote]

Their rulebook for Necromunda?

[arctic talon]

honestly based

[opaque coyote]

I'm a bit stupid and require the title of the book to google

[opaque coyote]

Imagining a short story where it's just a guy focusing on making maps while horrific stuff happens in the background

[gleaming gale]

Made by Shitheap

[opaque coyote]

... Emperor only knows why that's his nickname

[urban spire]

given name, their nickname is worse

(im bullshitting)

[opaque coyote]

But also cause I'm stupid, what is the book title

It's the rulebook right?

Googling this shit btw

Awful at it if you couldn't tell

Never can find the right keywords

[gleaming gale]

Same vein of me making a fully charted and annotated map of the hive where my game is set on only for the players to ignore 90% of the places

[heady rivet]

Necromunda: Tribes of the Wastelands

[heady rivet]

Whats the key here

[rocky gale]

Yea yea sure, where's the strip club?

[gleaming gale]

This but the gambling den is literally what the players do

[heady rivet]

Thats in Raw Gash in Peripheral Zone Frottage

[gleaming gale]

words

[heady rivet]

I would have blown up the munitorum planetary depot and derailed the entire campaign just for you bbygirl

[opaque coyote]

Okay so it is what I thought

Good

I'm just slightly dumb

Instead of completely

My paranoid mind cannot accept the obvious unless if it is clear it is the obvious

[rocky gale]

Intense desire to sabotage the Void Shield Array for no discernible reason

[gleaming gale]

Don't worry, I'm gonna crash a cruiser into the hive in like a mission or two

[opaque coyote]

Basically Tzeentch assaults my mind everyday

I think it's called...

Anxiety

Just the general feeling not the specific condition

That comes in a different condition

I

I think

Speaking of Chaos

Let's make a Chaos God

If you were to add a 5th Chaos God

Totally unrelated to the Dark King and the Emperor

[gleaming gale]

The Horned Rat

[opaque coyote]

What would it be

[urban spire]

i used to have crazy anxiety until i quit caffeine

[opaque coyote]

I always have it.

I don't even drink coffee

Well much. Like once a week?

[gleaming gale]

Maybe coffee cancels it out

[urban spire]

suddenly my very high caffeine tolerance transformed into getting anxiety attacks from caffeine, so i had to go from 2 energy drinks a day minimum to quitting cold turkey

the worst headache of my life resulted, lasting 2 weeks straight

[opaque coyote]

Yeah caffeine withdrawal sucks ass

Coffee is literally a drug. It's just accepted because the side effects aren't extreme

If Meth didn't have severe withdrawal and addiction symptoms

It probably would be used all the fucking time

Actually it WAS used all the fucking time

Just ask the Nazis

And America

[urban spire]

pervitin yeah

[opaque coyote]

Yeah American soldiers used pervitin a lot also

[urban spire]

everyone used it

[gleaming gale]

Mfw the wehrmacht soldier with ADHD takes pervitin and he's just alright now

[opaque coyote]

Literally just me

[gleaming gale]

Meanwhile the rest of the company is tweaking

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-kiss-gif-10037020512647257517

You're in the wehrmacht?

[opaque coyote]

"Holy shit, Hans! I can finally write that book I've been... Hans?"

"Sjeiwiwkejwlwlsodk"

[opaque coyote]

Nah.

The Kriegsmari-

I mean what

What a weird bee

Huh

[opaque coyote]

But yeah everyone fucking used it if they could

In fact I think right now

Like

Pilots take meth

To keep themselves awake

[heady rivet]

Love that Finn that took his entire platoons stash

[opaque coyote]

Because they gotta fly for hours

I distinctly remember that

[heady rivet]

He even looked like he was locked in for casual photos...

[opaque coyote]

Yeah he accidentally swallowed the whole thing because he was being chased by russians

During the winter war

[heady rivet]

No its funnier. He did it on purpose because it all froze together

[opaque coyote]

What's even more surprising is how he lived through that entire debacle despite literally being high as balls for weeks on end

[heady rivet]

He had NINE children

Those who ever took adderall will know

[opaque coyote]

He accidentally set a house on fire because he made a campfire inside of a wooden house.

He distinctly remembered that everytime the fire got closer

He just scooted away

He was literally lying there napping btw

[urban spire]

it's not meth anymore, but the shit they use still has side effects

and it's like "optional" according to the airforce, but you do still have to fly a crazy amount of missions so the optional part isn't really uh

real

[opaque coyote]

When you're flying for 20 straight hours. You definitely are taking whatever it will take to stay tf awake

[urban spire]

airforce goes through phases of realizing that it's bad to make all their pilots addicted to stimulants, but they still do want them to do all those missions tho

[opaque coyote]

Just let the Veteran Affairs department deal with it

Clearly they'll solve everything

[urban spire]

"condition unrelated to service, get fucked"

[opaque coyote]

God that depresses me.

Like genuinely the biggest lie about war is that the government cares about soldiers

[urban spire]

veterans affairs tagline: just fucking krill yourself :)

[opaque coyote]

Not even that it's glorious or whatever

[gleaming gale]

Your injuries are not service related

[opaque coyote]

You would think that it would be simple to just

Reward people who went through service

But no

[urban spire]

no of course not, that would mean spending money

the ideal soldier dies like 20 minutes after leaving the forces

[opaque coyote]

Can't expend some of that 649 Billion dollar budget on actually giving the soldiers their benefits

We gotta lose more equipment

[gleaming gale]

Don't worry, the Pentagon just asked for 200 more

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I saw

Hegseth you fucking dumbass

"All of our missiles were given to Ukraine!"

[urban spire]

it's especially funny since they're not really spending it on anything

the industrial capacity's fuckin gone

[opaque coyote]

THEN WHY DID YOU START A WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE

[gleaming gale]

So people shut up about the files

[opaque coyote]

It didn't work btw

[urban spire]

throw more money at it! HOW MOTHERFUCKER

you can't just magic factories into existence with money

[opaque coyote]

Because clearly, I can bake a cake by setting the oven to 2000 degrees

For one second

That's clearly how it works

[urban spire]

9 pregnant women can make a baby in one month

[gleaming gale]

Typa shit Ork Meks say

[opaque coyote]

Ork Meks at least make sure they got the proper materials

Or well "proper"

(random scraps)

[gleaming gale]

Common Fantasy W

[opaque coyote]

Tbf fantasy is usually used for both Old Fantasy and AoS

Like sometimes when people say Warhammer Fantasy it refers to both

[gleaming gale]

Nobody I know uses fantasy to refer to AoS

[opaque coyote]

Usually people who know less about it

Or just referring to the tabletop itself

Rather than the actual universe

[arctic talon]

WHFB has easier to obtain models

[opaque coyote]

Also it's not like universe differences matter when you're only scrolling via one hand

[arctic talon]

next question

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

[celest dome]

I've seen it before, but more so before Old World

[arctic talon]

also Total war warhammer 3

Lol

[opaque coyote]

Vermin tide

Takes place mostly within old world

[celest dome]

Now do Old World

[opaque coyote]

Actually not mostly

It just takes place within Old World

I think the most it goes is the End Times

[gleaming gale]

Unfortunately

[arctic talon]

old world is just WHFB

lol

[opaque coyote]

At least the Slayer finally fucking died

[celest dome]

From 2519 to at least 2524

[gleaming gale]

Now tell that to Gotrek

Dude is so bad as a slayer he got revived in Age of Ligma

[storm jungle]

He never died

he just got passed the responsbility of Gyatnir

or whatever his name is

[arctic talon]

💀

[opaque coyote]

Gyattnir

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822

[gleaming gale]

Thorgrim jumpscare

[heady rivet]

You're all going in the book

[storm jungle]

get a better joke loser

👎

[arctic talon]

going in the dataslate

[storm jungle]

*blockchain

[opaque coyote]

The Votann database

[heady rivet]

It was that or Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore I panicked

[opaque coyote]

Your name is now permanently on their god's shitlist

[gleaming gale]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/freyjavalentine.bsky.social/post/3mgwubq42622g

Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL (@freyjavalentine.bsky.social)

Can this be a solution?

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FxBluesky · Mar 13, 2026, 11:56 AM

[storm jungle]

Kill yourself

[opaque coyote]

RiP that subreddit

[storm jungle]

Never remind 40k fans that space is 3D

[heady rivet]

There was a what

[opaque coyote]

You didn't know?

That offends me

Clearly that's going in the book

||original||

[arctic talon]

THAT ONE, IN THE DATASLATE NOW

do you think other Kin give math to the Ironkin to do because they can do it way faster

[opaque coyote]

Imagine Guilliman trying to prevent The Lion from murdering Cawl

"Dude I get it but we need him."

[arctic talon]

Lion wouldn’t give a shit about Cawl

[queen laurel]

"ah boggart, I don't wanna do this math, Deepseek do this for me"

[scenic trout]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2036162938718003304

TheColeBrew (@TheColeBrew)

(All jokes*)

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FxTwitter · Mar 23, 2026, 7:27 PM

[arctic talon]

I’m not calling an Ironkin deepseek 💀

[opaque coyote]

Gemini?

Or god forbid

Copilot.

[arctic talon]

That is an insult to the Ironkin

[opaque coyote]

Copilot should become a slur to AI

[cerulean trellis]

u called?

[opaque coyote]

I need to run that script. I unfortunately use Windows 11

[solid horizon]

guys

im painting space marines

should I kill myself ?

[opaque coyote]

So I need to run the microslop script so that Windows stops shoving Copilot up my ass everytime I want to code

[gleaming gale]

My condolences

[arctic talon]

No

[opaque coyote]

Unless if it's ultramarines

You're good

[solid horizon]

I'm repainting ultramarines

[gleaming gale]

or Imperial Fists

[opaque coyote]

Kill yourself

[solid horizon]

as a chapter I killed during an apocalypse game

[solid horizon]

they used to be ultramarines

[opaque coyote]

Comment reverted

[solid horizon]

before going to the daemonculaba vat

now they are born anew

[opaque coyote]

Uriel Ventress moment

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/asajj-ventress-gif-21178626

[solid horizon]

uriel, not asaj

[opaque coyote]

*Ventris

Why the fuck did I misspell that

But yeah he's kinda one of the few UM characters I like

[solid horizon]

his offspring is better

[gleaming gale]

Wait until you find out Titus literally copied his entire story

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's kinda lame

[opaque coyote]

Bro got shoved into the Daemonculba

[arctic talon]

Titus is Temu Ventris

[opaque coyote]

It's the definition of

[gleaming gale]

Motherfucker copied the pose too

[opaque coyote]

"Plot armor protects you but it's far from comfy"

It also helps that he was genuinely traumatized

And isn't a brick like Titus

Because I don't care how much brainwashing you have

Being shoved into a daemonculba would definitely do some shit to you

[solid horizon]

honsou in SM3

[gleaming gale]

Honsou having a deja vu

[hallow plover]

Surprise iron warriors opponents in sm3?

[gleaming gale]

"You incompetent morons! You captured Ventris' stunt double!"

[brave owl]

runs into the tyranids...

[gleaming gale]

Nothing like a classic Space Marine game where Chaos usurps the original antagonists midway

3rd time's a charm

[hallow plover]

Exactly

[solid horizon]

yeah but iron within iron without

[brave owl]

Necrons are so OP that they don't need Chaos lol

[gleaming gale]

They are facing the named poster boy of the 40k

They have no chance

[hallow plover]

Necrons into IW ||with a second plot twist where Grimskull returns somehow even if he got his head blown off||

[solid horizon]

chaos androids

[gleaming gale]

||SPOIZZ MAHREEN!!!||

[opaque coyote]

But yeah SM1 was actually my first introduction to 40k

[hallow plover]

Now we're cooking

[opaque coyote]

And I still think as an introduction

To like

The general universe

It's pretty good

The issue I have with SM2 is that everybody knew the story of SM1 was incredibly simple.

I always found that it was fine being the first entry

[brave owl]

I think my first experience with Warhammer is hearing about Space Hulk and thinking how Space marines and orks look stupid or something. Shows how tastes change

[opaque coyote]

But the fact that the sequel didn't really do much

On that front

Is kinda lame ngl

[storm jungle]

The first half isnt wrong

[gleaming gale]

At least the orks are not obnoxious

[opaque coyote]

They can be

Like everything

[opaque coyote]

Ork fans in particular can get worse than SM fans ngl

[storm jungle]

Nah lol

Ork fans dont log onto twitter every day complaining about "DEI woke"

space marine stans are fucking scum

lmao

[brave owl]

calm down lol

[storm jungle]

I am calm

[gleaming gale]

How I look everytime I say I like the Imperium

[hallow plover]

She's reasonable rn

[storm jungle]

People just really dont know how bad SM stans are

I spent like

i think 4 years now banning space marine pfp users in here