40k-lore-chat

[limpid granite]

Techpriest is unironically the most versitile class fatshark can do

Please give the servo arm the grail knight ult

[storm jungle]

its either gonna be a techpriest or a skitarii

its confirmed at this point

[vagrant fox]

Tech adept cope is off the charts

[paper haven]

And the Space Marine games are as canon as canon can get.

Probably.

[gleaming gale]

Vanguard skitarii that gives everyone in cohesion corruption from super cancer radiation they emit

[urban spire]

i want a shitass angry enginseer on reprimand for mumbling the rites too fast before hitting the power button on the leman russ

[limpid granite]

In sure the arm attachement and spawn companion from talent is nothing

Surely

[paper haven]

I kind of want someone to do that but do it so well that it takes people way too long to notice.

[vagrant fox]

enemy tech priest class

[gleaming gale]

Pro is if you take vanguard to expeditions you don't give a shit about the timer

They are more irradiated than the Witherlands

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/desync-table-slam-table-smash-crush-angry-gif-1736984351640038904

[urban spire]

dilara please ban sigsen he thought the t slur

[solid horizon]

radium carbine go ratatatata

[paper haven]

Tech priest?

[solid horizon]

but idk

[vagrant fox]

yes

[paper haven]

Oh. I mean. Uhhh

[gleaming gale]

T*chnoarcheologist

[vagrant fox]

calling the admech t p is slur

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/sensible-chuckle-laugh-laughing-lol-chuckle-gif-4900071

[solid horizon]

skitarii weapons seem a bit overpowered for darktide

maybe its just me

[paper haven]

Thank you I'm here all week.

[gleaming gale]

Remember the 'IT'S A PLASMA GUN' vox log debacle

[urban spire]

you're crazy we already have plasma, bolters and like 60mm mortars

[vagrant fox]

We've a bazooka on the scum

[solid horizon]

radium carbine is good tho

arc rifle is

[gleaming gale]

You also lob mortar shells in expeditions

[solid horizon]

an excellent anti vehicle

ok transuranic arquebus is absolute doodoo but I barely see how we'd use that in darktide

[paper haven]

Skitarii weapons are really cool though

[solid horizon]

most skitarii weapon on tabletop have anti infantry or devastating wounds lol

[urban spire]

it'd be very funny if the mechanicus class got the long las for some reason

guardsmains in tears

[solid horizon]

ad mech doesnt use laser tho

[paper haven]

Sharpshooter class can't shoot sharp

[gleaming gale]

I know it's gonna be an administratum adept with a staff for next class

[paper haven]

Devastated

[solid horizon]

it's always cartoonish sci fi guns

[urban spire]

they use whatever the fuck they want, mechanicus ttrpg rules have been around forever and are mainly what darktide is pulling from with the classes anyway

[solid horizon]

radium, galvanic, arc, phosphor, volkite, eradication rays, neutron beams

[paper haven]

I just want a heavy stubber

that's all

no big deal

[gleaming gale]

Heavy bolter

[civic gale]

Yeup

[limpid granite]

Darktide uses dark heresy

[solid horizon]

servitor class could let you have a heavy cognis stubber

[civic gale]

Storm boltor

[paper haven]

Heavy storm bolter

[urban spire]

from warframe?

[gleaming gale]

Admech in Dark Heresy/Only War have lasguns

[urban spire]

yep

[civic gale]

Exactly

[limpid granite]

And namely the classes for darktide are all dark heresy origins except for ogryn he is from only war

[civic gale]

(I realized I said boltor instead of bolter

[vagrant fox]

Enginseer in Dawn of War uses a laspistol afaik

[paper haven]

Only War continues to be canon yesss

[civic gale]

[solid horizon]

nvm its a bolter

[paper haven]

Tell me what happened to the Severan Dominate, Fatshark

[urban spire]

only war ogryns can specialize to use any heavy weapon by the by, so heavy bolter and lascannon are on the table

[gleaming gale]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[civic gale]

Is there any smgs for the guard?

[solid horizon]

yes

autopistol

[gleaming gale]

Ogryn gunluggers can use lascannons with no issue

[paper haven]

Not my roman empire guys

[civic gale]

Basically fast firing small weapons

[civic gale]

Shit

[solid horizon]

autopistol

[civic gale]

Shit

[solid horizon]

autopistol is love autopistol is life

[urban spire]

some laspistols are full auto

not the one in darktide though

or afaik any of the ones in the ttrpgs

[paper haven]

I like autopistols except not at all really

[civic gale]

Yeah sure but I wanted something that looked somewhat like a mp5 or 90 just....40k setting

[solid horizon]

yeah no

[civic gale]

Can't have everything

[gleaming gale]

Don't worry, I'm accelerating their downfall, I'm GMing a guard campaign going against them

[solid horizon]

we dont have that here go look elsewhere

[civic gale]

I'll make do with bolt Carbine or whatever it's called

[solid horizon]

orks have all the cool smg

[urban spire]

generally, pistol caliber weapons don't have enough penetration for the imperial guard to even consider them

[paper haven]

Will it at least be dignified?

[gleaming gale]

...probably not

[paper haven]

I weep

[civic gale]

Piss

[paper haven]

Best you can hope for is an autopistol

[solid horizon]

shut yo bitchass

[gleaming gale]

Considering the fact Severus is selling entire planets of his people as slaves to the dark eldar for help lol

[urban spire]

you can see this in how when the guard uses autoguns (rare, but it happens) they are ridiculous rifle calibers

[vagrant fox]

Nothing official other than whatever homebrew thing you make

[paper haven]

Noble sacrifices

[solid horizon]

ork guns are usually cool looking

[paper haven]

I'm sure all those women and children would have made the right choice if given the option

[urban spire]

disagree

[civic gale]

The one tapping the back of his gun....

[vagrant fox]

I like how funky you can make the shredder with the gun customisation mod

[paper haven]

To make it shoot harder

[gleaming gale]

"Trust me bro, just another batch into slavery bro, do that and we will defeat the Imperium bro"

[rancid cove]

Whats the name for the big ork titans i forgot

[civic gale]

.....

[vagrant fox]

gargant

[urban spire]

kinda sick ngl

[paper haven]

The Dark Eldar are famously trustworthy and grateful allies

[limpid granite]

An ork stompa

[urban spire]

the fucking banana mag

[gleaming gale]

The Archon pinky promised!

[rancid cove]

Their titans are so fucking cool

[urban spire]

anyway if you want cool submachine guns you should play project silverfish

[limpid granite]

Orks really saw the imperium pulling up with titans and tought that shit is so cool we should make them too

[urban spire]

ork stuff is silly in general, except their planes which are just real world war 2 planes

[paper haven]

Bro could have made a deal with the Orks and it would have been more reliable

[urban spire]

though that's silly in its own way

[rancid cove]

Orks are kinda cool

I like their concept

[urban spire]

they are silly little guys

[storm jungle]

"kinda cool"

never let this guy cook

[vagrant fox]

One of their planes is just like, a mig-17

[solid horizon]

they are VERY cool

[rancid cove]

I'm just a sucker for space marines, we know of this already

[vagrant fox]

Orks are fantastic jobbers, they never stop being boring at it

[storm jungle]

Yeah we cant all have taste unfortunately, hope you recover

[paper haven]

Khorne, why do you have a planet of Orks in your domain?

Khorne: I just think they're neat.

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-astartes-turn-astartes-turn-warhammer-40k-space-marine-warhammer-40k-astartes-space-marine-turn-gif-15925912834426228665

[rancid cove]

I probably won't ever, I've accepted my fate as a marine chud

[solid horizon]

orks have kool guns, orks have kool cars, orks have kool mechas

[paper haven]

Marines are overrated

Now Imperial Guard, those guys deserve more attention.

[urban spire]

if you had to pick a smarine chapter, which would it be

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/marge-i-just-think-theyre-neat-the-simpsons-neat-potato-gif-8549864

[storm jungle]

People that engage the setting with nothing but Marines are like people who just eat nothing but veggies

[solid horizon]

blood ravens

[paper haven]

White Scars

[vagrant fox]

I'd shoot myself

[solid horizon]

arent white scars a legion tho

[storm jungle]

they are a Chapter

[paper haven]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mongolian

[vagrant fox]

only in 30k

[rancid cove]

First founding? Between Blangels, NA or IW

[heady rivet]

You mean people that dont eat vegetables?

[storm jungle]

Nah opposite. Be quiet Mundabomite.

[urban spire]

you think space marines fans are vegetarians?

[vagrant fox]

Does flexitarian count

[heady rivet]

The veganism equivalent to 40k is a Xeno fan that makes a thing about how they're only a xeno fan

[paper haven]

Not literally. Just spiritually.

[rancid cove]

I engage the setting with anyone except tau and votann cause i dont like their vibes but marines are my shitck

[storm jungle]

Still more diverse than Marines unfortunately

[solid horizon]

to be fair space marines player tend to be all meat consumers

[storm jungle]

Mfer you barely know most stuff about your faction AND ASK THEM HERE

[rancid cove]

Its because i keep forgetting stuff and just ask here

[urban spire]

votann don't even have vibes yet

[vagrant fox]

Votann is cool

[gleaming gale]

Drop another Sopranos reaction to it

[rancid cove]

Also i want to engage in conversaations

[gleaming gale]

There we go

[vagrant fox]

Tau is cool except the dorkass mechs

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

you're banned

🫡

[solid horizon]

Tau looks like uhhh

[rancid cove]

I just hate manlets

[vagrant fox]

-2

[solid horizon]

delivery cardboard boxes

[urban spire]

-2

[paper haven]

We all know my thoughts on foreign factions.

[storm jungle]

-2

[urban spire]

what do you mean foreign

[paper haven]

We should be open minded and tolerant, of course.

[gleaming gale]

-2

[urban spire]

hey what do you mean foreign

[solid horizon]

I will lock you up as a helbrute

[paper haven]

Sorry, I meant incorrect.

[rancid cove]

Meh i dont rlly like their aesthetic/vibe tbh

[gleaming gale]

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred

[solid horizon]

there will be nothing you can do about it but get mad

[heady rivet]

"I quite like them ethnics"

[storm jungle]

"An open mind is like an asshole with its cheeks spread"

[urban spire]

take this guy to tau ceti and whip his balls with a rope

[vagrant fox]

On further reflection most things about Elemental Council except whoever-blade and the battlesuits and the ||callidus,|| was pretty cool so the Tau gets a pass for being cool

[paper haven]

You're only proving my point.

[gleaming gale]

Heresy crawls in like a jar

[heady rivet]

If I was a Tau I'd lead a mob to pull the Ethereals apart by each limb like Mongolian Horsemen

[urban spire]

good luck making your points from the gulag

[paper haven]

In all seriousness though, I'm sure Tau players are fine.

[vagrant fox]

They're usually fine except some of them are serial whingers

[urban spire]

tau battlesuits are cool

[heady rivet]

"Admiral Spire, you can just launch the exterminatus actually. I dont need to hear that"

[paper haven]

Just as sweaty and insufferable as everyone else.

[solid horizon]

tau are easy to paint

[urban spire]

and i'll always be a railgun supporter

[gleaming gale]

It's a fine line between being chill and trying desperately to argue they are not bad guys

[heady rivet]

Tau are just kind of boring outside of being a foil to the Imperium

[urban spire]

tau, like every other faction, exist in the context of 40k

[vagrant fox]

The ones who're constantly akshually we're the good expansionist guys and the ones who keep complaining about people hating the Tau aren't such a big proportion of their fanbase

[urban spire]

of course they're not interesting in a vacuum

[heady rivet]

Orks.

[paper haven]

I think they're doing pretty well for coming into their own, no?

[heady rivet]

Checked and mated

[vagrant fox]

false

mindscramble this fool

[urban spire]

you don't get to mate me

[paper haven]

They got their own civil war thing going on

[urban spire]

I'LL MATE YOU

[solid horizon]

tau are uh

gundam in warhammer

[paper haven]

The impending AI rebellion

[vagrant fox]

is this being handed to you

freak

[heady rivet]

Yeah

[paper haven]

The tyrannids

[vagrant fox]

Orr was a very cool character, I hope we get more Tau like him

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[paper haven]

Although, that's more of a universal threat than something specific to the Tau.

[vagrant fox]

Tyranids is equivalent to a cockroach infestation, just tedious

this is my wisdom

[urban spire]

putting jokes aside for a sec i do kinda hate how pregnant man is such a go-to joke react for people, makes me feel kinda icky

[paper haven]

The necrons probably think that.

[storm jungle]

it isnt that deep tbh

[urban spire]

yeah i know

[gleaming gale]

There was a guy trying to argue tyranids are an antisemitic dogwhistle

[vagrant fox]

Pregnant man is just weird to most people, pregnant Schwarzenegger tier

makes it mildly funny

[paper haven]

I once heard someone try to argue that they were a metophor for the jews in the holocaust,

Because the space marines used flamers

[vagrant fox]

Many such cases

[urban spire]

the emote is there for trans inclusivity though, which is why it feels bad

[heady rivet]

Yet no Genestealers are depicted with big beautiful aquilines

[urban spire]

to me anyway

[gleaming gale]

But they do subvert local governments...

[urban spire]

i get that people (hopefully) aren't thinking about that when they use it

[paper haven]

Pretty based.

[solid horizon]

drink too much beer and eat too much meat and you will become a pregnant man yourself

[urban spire]

just sucks to be a thoughtless punchline

[vagrant fox]

I doubt it, I suspect most just see a amab fellow being pregnant

[urban spire]

yep

[vagrant fox]

or however you say it, cis

[solid horizon]

pregnant man is absurd

[solid horizon]

david lynch type of absurd

[urban spire]

amab male = cis

[vagrant fox]

i'm too chud for these things

I'm 99% sure it's there to represent non-binary and ftm but alas

[urban spire]

i guess thats kinda affirming lmao

[vagrant fox]

sudoku urself

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/last-samurai-history-seppuku-harakiri-gif-1607428258730110189

[paper haven]

Yeah there it is

[urban spire]

arent they all supposed to be wearing white

[heady rivet]

On paper yes, in practice you do what you do

[paper haven]

It was a casual sepukku.

[vagrant fox]

I thought it was just the seppukuee who has to wear white

[urban spire]

casual friday at the seppuku factory

[paper haven]

Improv

[heady rivet]

Every time a beak gets a nosejob an angel loses its wings

[paper haven]

Just wingin' it

[urban spire]

nah i remember ranma's mom bringing out the white kimono whenever she got a whiff of unmanliness

[vagrant fox]

like so

[paper haven]

That's a wild reaction but I can respect the dedication.

[vagrant fox]

god I wish I had hair like this

[urban spire]

ranma 1/2 rules you should read or watch it

[urban spire]

ok maybe then, fuck, i don't know i'm not japanese

maybe they all need to read ranma also

[vagrant fox]

I can ask my Japanese friend she'll know

[paper haven]

Don't feel bad. I doubt many Japanese are all that well versed in Bushido these days

[urban spire]

funny thing, they're more familiar with it than the supposed practitioners

[paper haven]

That is pretty funny.

[urban spire]

bushido is a relatively recent invention, it's japan doing a little bit of historical revisionism

[paper haven]

Japan revising history? Say it isn't so.

[heady rivet]

Japan inventing an organized religion because Islam and Christianity werent epic enough is kinda hilarious tbh

[urban spire]

they did do a lot of suicide, but not an abnormal amount of suicide for strict militaristic societies

there was a point when basically every european navy was begging their ship captains to stop going down with their ships

because they needed ship captains more than they needed honorable dead ship captains

[paper haven]

Everytime Christianity or Islam tried to gain footing in Asian cultures, things went off the rails fast.

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile Japanese admirals were literally tying themselves to the compass

[heady rivet]

The Catholic church basically self-sabotaged in China, as they werent cool with ancestor veneration

It wasnt until like, the 1970s they said it was acceptable sorta

[storm jungle]

https://x.com/inkblotistan/status/2035596944706306133?s=20

Ink Blot (@inkblotistan)

annihilate everything that exists

X · Mar 22, 2026, 5:58 AM

[urban spire]

china had at least one fucking WILD christian rebellion

[paper haven]

European Captains being more hardline militaristic than Japan?

[paper haven]

That actually is pretty surprising.

[vagrant fox]

The Heavenly Kingdom was promised to christian Chinese 30,000 years ago

or whatever

[urban spire]

idk about more hardline

suicide is pretty normal in militaries

[paper haven]

Teiping Rebellion?

[urban spire]

yep that one

[paper haven]

I think about it like once a week.

[urban spire]

shouts out to hong dying of eating grass

elite would be mad at me for saying that but he's not here so bleh

[heady rivet]

To be fair, if I also failed a midterm I would also start a rebellion that killed 50 million people

[paper haven]

It is legitimately an insane series of events

[vagrant fox]

Xiuquan was a chad ok

[paper haven]

He was Jesus's brother so it was fine.

[vagrant fox]

I keep putting off going to the store and listening to slop someone destroy me

[urban spire]

bad century for china

[urban spire]

just put a podcast on you damn phone

[vagrant fox]

no

[heady rivet]

Define slop

[vagrant fox]

teto

[paper haven]

Listen to a guy tell you about cleaning your room or like, buying a sports car.

[urban spire]

teto is definitely slop, but she's high quality slop

[vagrant fox]

It's one where Teto walks through gmod maps and it kind of bops

[heady rivet]

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/teto-kasane-teto-55

[urban spire]

it's funny how miku is actually old but everyone treats teto like a 30 year old autistic girl with back problems

[vagrant fox]

I should pull off a teiping rebellion

[urban spire]

where are you going to find 50 million civilians to kill

in this fucking economy

[raven stone]

Or imperial foreigners to kick out

[vagrant fox]

Depends on how the election goes tomorrow I can get a few hundred thousand

[urban spire]

denmark isnt even in an empire right now

[vagrant fox]

people already hate the foreigners

[queen laurel]

In the US?

[urban spire]

sigsen is in fucking denmark he's cooked

[raven stone]

Yea but they aren't rooted from Imperialist powers...

[paper haven]

It's too late I'm afraid.

Hating foreigners isn't enough.

That's like. Step 1.

[vagrant fox]

That don't matter people were treating poles like it was 1800s southern united states not too long ago

[urban spire]

people were treating poles like it was 1800s poland not too long ago

[vagrant fox]

also true

[urban spire]

i think poland is doing that right now in fact

[paper haven]

I would argue that Poles in 1800s southern US were treated better than Poles in Poland.

[urban spire]

being polish sucks

[vagrant fox]

More how you treat colored folk in that time, mild exaggeration

[raven stone]

The world kinda sucks overall currently

[urban spire]

my great grandfather on my father's side was a polish jew, he emigrated to norway even though being jewish in norway was literally illegal at the time

[vagrant fox]

People are also mad at the Americans and there's some around

[paper haven]

Bleak.

[raven stone]

Everyone is on edge thanks to the economy

[paper haven]

And the war

[vagrant fox]

and elections tomorrow

[paper haven]

And the other war

[raven stone]

And also culture clashes in US/Europe

[paper haven]

And the most recent war

[storm jungle]

what elections

is it the end times yet

[raven stone]

From ME migrants...and yea, wars

[urban spire]

danish ones

[raven stone]

For Denmark

[vagrant fox]

I often happen to walk by a house in the Faroes with a big star of david on it and I wonder how long that family has been there because I think they'd be thrown off a cliff 120 years ago

[storm jungle]

Damn. Rip

[vagrant fox]

Depends on which coalition wins

Things might just get mildly worse

[urban spire]

just vote for the biggest socialist mess you can find

[heady rivet]

Have you considered donating to Israel

[raven stone]

If that is "at best" then yea cooked

[vagrant fox]

The red-greens made up of marxists, leninists, maoists, and greens party

sure

[urban spire]

bingo

[raven stone]

Why would I do that

[paper haven]

Actually we have moved past donations. It's time to get drafted for Israel

[urban spire]

jackpot even

[heady rivet]

Vote for European Green party
They open coal power plants

[vagrant fox]

That's Germany

[heady rivet]

What are you, anti-semitic?

[heady rivet]

My country beat up theirs so I can specifically make hasty generalizations of the entire continent

[vagrant fox]

These ones are all in on green energy and not supporting Ukraine

[urban spire]

have you considered donating your entire body to the fucking sea

lmfao

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Ah, the fucking sea. A real mans place. Sailors often long for the fucking sea

[raven stone]

UK green party.
Campaign win based on Palestinian issues.

Not saying Israel is squeaky clean, but more Greens have lost their identity.

[vagrant fox]

I swear the Twin Peaks music elevates any meme to a higher tier

[paper haven]

I cried

[urban spire]

listen you have to say fuck when you tell someone to get in the sea, it's tradition

[storm jungle]

The sea?

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER-

[vagrant fox]

the sea

go to it

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[urban spire]

the fucking sea, yes

[heady rivet]

We committing sodomy on this vessel

[urban spire]

that's fine

moral even

[heady rivet]

Oh fun fact about naval sodomy actually

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-drake-lil-yachty-die-drake-computer-gif-544832860041722581

[storm jungle]

Committing sodomy and gomory

[paper haven]

Pillar of salt

[vagrant fox]

Speaking of sea, back in the Faroes there's a story of a woman who was accused of witchcraft. She was then thrown off a cliff, managed to live and floated around in the sea, so they cut off her hair and threw her off again and she died
The sea always wins

[rancid cove]

The one piece is the friends we made along the way

[paper haven]

Which would probably just fall overboard I suppose.

[storm jungle]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER-

🗣️

[solid horizon]

sista what

I thought you hated one piss

[storm jungle]

I never watched it

[celest dome]

As someone who is a member of the Anti-Dutch league preach 🙏

[storm jungle]

lmao

[urban spire]

idk dilara speaks in some kind of code

[paper haven]

The fact that she survived must mean she was a witch.

[rancid cove]

Never do its dogshit

[solid horizon]

fr dilara is just another one of these sassy chatbots

[rancid cove]

Im not joking the pacing is dogshit and its not worth it

[paper haven]

I thought Dilara was a bot for the first week or so

[urban spire]

why did he do this 🤘

[storm jungle]

im never gonna dont worry

[solid horizon]

same

[storm jungle]

just way too long

way too much slop

[urban spire]

watch the live action one

[paper haven]

But then I realized Dilara was just a mod.

[urban spire]

everyone is saying it fucks

[vagrant fox]

one shits

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-the-sopranos-phil-leotardo-couple-of-three-things-let-me-tell-you-gif-14720406135969990427

[vagrant fox]

The way whatever the shit is called draws women is so gross

[rancid cove]

One Piece pacing is the never ending gif of the truck almost hitting the glass pot

It never happens

[heady rivet]

When the US had to write all the rules and regulations for military and civilian navy, some founding father said "I'll do it" and then 1:1 copied the British. But he entirely omitted the section on sodomy. No reason at all. No historian has any evidence of him being gay, a sailor, friends with gay sailors, or even this progressive in any other time. He just seemingly ssumed nobody would join a navy in the US without sodomy allowed

And so, the US maritime culture had a bedrock of token acceptance of homosexuality. Lots of records of sodomy punishments in the UK or other naval services. US sodomy punishments were all in cases of assault

[urban spire]

he got better about it

[rancid cove]

It goes on loop

And the fans eat it up every time

[paper haven]

Isn't there like one body type for women in his art.

[rose thorn]

Rumor is they are gonna increase the normal point amounts for 40K by about 500 points

[rancid cove]

Btw

He also does that to characters who are children

[solid horizon]

they are going to do WHAT

[rancid cove]

They give H cups to minors in that anime

Its so fucking bad

[urban spire]

two body types, big boobs and uggo

[rose thorn]

1k to 1.5, 2 to 2.5, etc

[urban spire]

but he apparently got better about that

[solid horizon]

does this mean we cant play 500 anymore ?

[vagrant fox]

thogg won't engage with it, thogg for better things to watch

[paper haven]

That sounds. Improbable. I mean, physiologically speaking.

[rancid cove]

Story arcs? WACK
Character design? WACK
Character development? WHACK
Pacing? WACK

[rose thorn]

Combat patrol was terrible anyway but I think you still can

[urban spire]

sigsen werent you going to the store

[rose thorn]

Since it’s a different game

[urban spire]

at least fucking link the teto tracks

[vagrant fox]

yes

[shadow plover]

Nothing is stopping you from setting your own point limits

[solid horizon]

I mean you could play in 500pts in normal too

[rancid cove]

The OP author also glazes a pedophilic manga author btw

[solid horizon]

some factions have rules that depend on the amount of points you have

especially ones involving reserve and deep strike

[paper haven]

Strike 2.

[rose thorn]

Aren’t the minimums on those 1k points

[vagrant fox]

You just get "Keep On Living (Ft. Kasane Teto)" because I finally managed to put on my pants

[urban spire]

oh well done

[solid horizon]

idk I think the order is 500, 1000 and 1500

[rose thorn]

????

[shadow plover]

1k has been the smallest "official" game size for a while now

[urban spire]

i should get up and walk around a little actually

[paper haven]

You're practically halfway done

[shadow plover]

1k, 1.5k, 2k

[paper haven]

Look, a lot has happened.

[rancid cove]

He said the pedophilic manga author was an inspiration for him and drew the main character in his artstyle celebrating the birthday of the pedophilic mangas most famous work

[urban spire]

https://imgur.com/wgdpdAv

see you later chat

[gleaming gale]

500 was an unofficial rule

[rancid cove]

One Piece author is a dogshit person

[solid horizon]

hm I do realise I often play 500 becuase we do 2v2

my bad

[gleaming gale]

But fun nonetheless to play 500 points with a Baneblade and a commissar

[rose thorn]

That’s what I thoguht but I had no trust in the 40K team and checked my self

Wrong peeps

Sorry

[solid horizon]

I only have one army reaching/past 1k and its my dumbass outdated crons

[rose thorn]

I mean to^

[paper haven]

Not sure if that's enough for an official strike 3 but I'm not going to get technical about double jeapordy about pedophiles so strike 3.
Not that I was ever going to actually read One Piece.

[rancid cove]

Oda also made the trans man character still look like a woman with big tits which idk what to think of

Hes just a very weird individual

[storm jungle]

Japan is horrible in general when it comes to anything gay or trans related lol

they always grossly fetishize them, its disgusting

[paper haven]

The sexual repression in Japanese culture manifests in some really concerning ways

[gleaming gale]

"Have sex" - Shinzo Abe, probably

[paper haven]

Oh right, that did happen recently didn't it?

[gleaming gale]

Recently before he got slimed 💀

[rocky gale]

There is a possibility that Yamato presents as visually feminine as a stance of "trans people don't owe you gender conformity" but like who knows what the actual intent is.

[paper haven]

Ok not that recently then

[paper haven]

Are we giving the author too much credit there?

[rocky gale]

Yes

I always give too much credit, it's why I got fired as a Cashier

[heady rivet]

The funniest part is Japan has a perfectly fine birth rate and its the highest in the region

[gleaming gale]

I mean, if you look at South Korea...

[nocturne crest]

Isn't South Korea basically a cyberpunk dystopia.

[gleaming gale]

Kinda

The whole peninsula is communist poverty vs poverty with neons

[storm jungle]

its basically cyberpunk yeah

its the boring kind though

the entire reason shit like Squid Game or Parasite got made is due to it even as millions of people never got the point lol

https://klipy.com/gifs/thanos-thanos-squid-game-9

[raven stone]

Social inertia is difficult to change

[nocturne crest]

I can remember that there were people who still supported that guy who attempted a coup.

[heady rivet]

There just isnt 5th graders

Like they just dont have any

[nocturne crest]

Like, civs supporting a coup.

[gleaming gale]

You promote to office wagie after 4th grade

Samsung's profits must flow

[vagrant fox]

think one of my neighbours has either died or disappeared

Chaebols are crazy, good thing we don't have things like that in the west

[heady rivet]

"Lets split a country intona communist and capitalist version and eatch them both become the worst versions of it"

[rancid cove]

I know but at least some have the decency of not making them pure goonslop which isnt One Piece case

The author is just a piece of shit

[vagrant fox]

classic

I should re-read that bit

[storm jungle]

its great

fuck that angel piece of shit

[vagrant fox]

I'm so happy this happened to my favourite omnicidal warlord

[storm jungle]

Literally me ^

people talking about how they cried and shit reading this while im like

[rancid cove]

Unironically I would pay the fuck out of that horn

[vagrant fox]

I was chuckling my ass off it was so good

[rancid cove]

M-muh beautiful true aryan fascist nazi chud... no... how could they...

[storm jungle]

I found a great artwork of it

this is fucking peak

I dont think people realise how fucking badly Horus mauled him

[rancid cove]

His wings being black/grey is so cool

[storm jungle]

thats just lighting

[vagrant fox]

I've seen a face like that in the Outlast Trials

[rancid cove]

Oh

Actually a better representation of his body than most artworks

Horus actually DESTROYED him

[vagrant fox]

very zased

[storm jungle]

His twinkhole was demolished

[shadow plover]

Abnett was enjoying himself when he wrote all that mauling

[storm jungle]

one of the only good parts in that entire slop book

lmao

[heady rivet]

[vagrant fox]

He isn't there. He slipped aside, a flash of gold, as fast as a sunbeam, evading you at the speed of light. But you, you move at the speed of darkness

[rancid cove]

Hot

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/absolute-cinema-2

[storm jungle]

You're next btw

[storm jungle]

No

[vagrant fox]

Dan Abnett can be a funny mfer

[rancid cove]

Demolished twinkhole....

[storm jungle]

I love how he "grabs him using the 8th dimension"

[heady rivet]

This all being said glory to the Blood Angels because they're hot

[storm jungle]

like the fuck does that even mean

[storm jungle]

🔇

[vagrant fox]

It means nothing, it means everything. Dan Abnett remains alone at the pinnacle of 40k fiction

[rancid cove]

[heady rivet]

Oh, if I had a nickel...

[storm jungle]

Shekel*

[rancid cove]

I need more space marine slop...

[vagrant fox]

There's ten billion books of mediocre quality

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

just pick one 4head

[storm jungle]

Bro talking like they are out of shit to read lol

[rancid cove]

No i need more

[gleaming gale]

"I can't wait for Henry Cavill to play Titus"

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rancid cove]

More trillion Great Scouring books

[vagrant fox]

read storm of iron a woman turns into a faux-marine because the author has a muscle fetish

[rancid cove]

I hope Henry Cavill and his amazon series is mid so I can laugh at him

[rancid cove]

[rocky gale]

Every president of South Korea has either been assassinated in office or arrested for corruption.

[gleaming gale]

Tbf he's adapting Eisenhorn which is a pretty patrician choice

[rancid cove]

Sounds cool at least

Wanted him to touch more into non astartes shit

[vagrant fox]

Is that confirmed

[gleaming gale]

Abnett more or less hinted he can't publish Pandaemonium because of the Amazon series

So kinda

[vagrant fox]

Better than getting a second Ultramarine movie

[storm jungle]

Not even hinted, outright said

he said the book is done but cant be published yet due to "powers from beyond his reach" or some shit

aka just GW

[rancid cove]

Me about to beat my chud son for refusing to enjoy space marine slop

[vagrant fox]

that's funny, this fandom deserves to suffer

[rancid cove]

40k fans (us) deserve to suffer

[gleaming gale]

Such is life in the Zone

[vagrant fox]

not me specifically but I'm in the same boat

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-movie-fall-falling-meme-gif-24396824

[vagrant fox]

hmm

[gleaming gale]

I can hear the soundtrack

[rancid cove]

This reminded me to take pictures of my new space marine 2 fashion

I made like 5 new loadouts and haven't saved it

[rocky gale]

Jerma jumpscare

[vagrant fox]

Don't do Jerma like this

[gleaming gale]

I wonder how much can Cameron get away with rehashing the same slop plot every movie

[vagrant fox]

actually, maybe you should

[rancid cove]

What doesn't help is his twink voice ohhh how id pay to have that man whimpering

[heady rivet]

Looks nothing like him

[vagrant fox]

false

[heady rivet]

Leon DBD

[rancid cove]

TRUE

Downloading all injured voice lines

[vagrant fox]

These don't look like normal illuminate much do they

[nocturne crest]

If GW ever decides to bring sanguinius into 40k, I hope he's looks kind of fucked up.

[gleaming gale]

Maybe dead primarchs should stay dead

Controversial, I know

[storm jungle]

They are

they got that entire wraithbone aesthetic

[urban spire]

me when i see a statue wearing a hat

[nocturne crest]

GW don't give a shit, Space mariners will eat it up.

[gleaming gale]

Just paint Guilliman red

[vagrant fox]

nuh uh

[vagrant fox]

Seems skinnier by a bit but it could be stylized. Just feels a bit off to me

[urban spire]

i just got back from a little hike

[nocturne crest]

Guilliman isn't a twink. Maybe a Twunk?

[urban spire]

i feel like shit

[rancid cove]

None of the primarchs are twinks

Theyre either himbo or twunk

No in between

[urban spire]

he's a himbo i think

[rancid cove]

The only 2 twunks are Sangy and Fulgy

Everyone else is a himbo

[urban spire]

but there are plenty of primarchs who are not twunks but also aren't pure of heart

[rancid cove]

Mortarion is a redditor

[urban spire]

what are those

some kind of third type of dude?

[gleaming gale]

He took after his father

The last church story is just an r/atheism summary

[civic gale]

Stupid question What exactly is corpse starch

[solid horizon]

soylent green

[rancid cove]

Sangy and Fulgy = twunks
Mortarion = redditor
Lorgar = choir boy
Curze = 4channer
Everyone else: himbos

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Corpse-Starch

Corpse-Starch (sometimes spelled without the hyphen) is a synthetic food appearing as a grey paste that is created from the recycled dead bodies of the Imperium's citizens.[1]

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/soylentgreen-people-cannibalism-soylent-food-gif-5486936

[urban spire]

barely one step removed from cannibalism

[civic gale]

I see

[civic gale]

Hmm-

[storm jungle]

🥩

[civic gale]

So 40k equivalent of spam

Gotcha

[rancid cove]

Corpse Starch is for the weak
Strong minded folk eat raw human meat at the murder scene

[nocturne crest]

You can buy spam with chocolate in.

[gleaming gale]

There is actually soylens veridians as a separate food

[solid horizon]

it's terrible to say but hannibal lecter would make for an unmatched inquisitor in 40k

[gleaming gale]

but it's entirely vegetal

[rancid cove]

Most inquisitors are already worse than him

But he would thrive in 40k

[civic gale]

I should not be talking about corpse-starch while eating ngl

[solid horizon]

idc what anyone says I want anthony hopkins as an inquisitor in a warhammer movie

[rancid cove]

Tbh he'd probably be a chaos undivided corrupted inquisitor who lives for like years unnoticed

[urban spire]

imo the starch part of corpse starch implies there's more to the processing than just grinding and heating, but that's headcanon

[rancid cove]

And when they find out he probably manages to escape for a while

[civic gale]

I hope so

[rancid cove]

Seasoning

[urban spire]

also just, like, the fact that everyone who eats corpse starch doesn't get prion disease

hive world serfs would not survive past infancy if corpse starch just passed out free misfolding prions to everyone

[gleaming gale]

Tbf everyone eating just corpse starch is an overblown exaggeration/meme

[rancid cove]

My headcanon is that the average 40k human is at least twice the equivalent of irl human standards so shit like that probably is a normal cold for them

[urban spire]

no that's real on necromunda for once

[storm jungle]

Its not that exaggerated

a lot of planets use corpse-starch

[gleaming gale]

Necromunda is an exception

[urban spire]

it super isn't

[storm jungle]

but its literally either corpse starch or some form of paste and sludge

[urban spire]

necromunda is commonly used as the baseline for designing other hive worlds, by writers

[gleaming gale]

Really depends on the planet, the setting of the crime novels have people eat actual food

still on a hive world

[storm jungle]

I mean

its synthetic slop

but yes

lmao

[civic gale]

Loose Cannon mentions cake to an arby....do those exist?

[rancid cove]

I do wonder if corpse is strictly corpse parts or if the corpse part just fell down the processor and nobody cares enough to avoid it

[storm jungle]

Yes

why wouldnt it

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[rancid cove]

Splendid

[storm jungle]

No

[civic gale]

Idk (wo)man you said everything is either corpse starch or sludge

[rancid cove]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Food_and_Drink_of_the_Imperium

My man I need you to READ

[gleaming gale]

In Gaunt's Ghosts one of the guardsmen saves her salary to buy cakes from a shop on the planet they're deployed on

[urban spire]

i reckon there's some fungal component of the processing just so the brain and spine can be eaten without passing on prion disease

[civic gale]

IM SORRY

[storm jungle]

DO IT NOW OR YOU'RE BANNED

[civic gale]

YES MA'AM

[rancid cove]

What other irl foods still exist in 40k i wonder

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Food_and_Drink_of_the_Imperium

[urban spire]

kebab

[rancid cove]

I remember when I read this it included wall rat meat and i still think its my favorite 40k snack

[gleaming gale]

I wonder if there's still turkish ice cream vendors that pull tricks on you in 40k

[solid horizon]

mandatory post

[civic gale]

I wonder if there's 40k Italians since pasta exists (carb-strands)

[urban spire]

yeah lots

[rancid cove]

Probably but they probably get beaten up by the average hive civilian cause everyones life there is miserable

[rancid cove]

This is how I imagine the wall-rat being attacked before being put on a grill

[raven stone]

Every type of food from our era exists somewhere in the Imperium.

Whether it is genuine, or edible substitutes, or human corpse starch substitutes can vary between class and planets

[raven stone]

And yes it is possible for a Hive to not have corpse food, but still crappy food (e.g. synthetic carbohydrate bars that taste like concrete) for lower classes

[gleaming gale]

There's a fine line between grimdark and grimderp

[solid horizon]

squigburger

[storm jungle]

"grimderp" is not a thing in 40k

I hate it because its just people not wanting to admit evil shit

[nocturne crest]

I do wonder if food like potatoes are something only the rich can have

[rancid cove]

Trazyn probably has the very last true terran apple in his collection somewhere

[solid horizon]

I hate when people pretend daemonculaba is the most evil shit in warhammer

[urban spire]

they gotta do something with the corpses, and there's no biosphere outside the hive to take care of it

stop going to twitter

[solid horizon]

what else can we do

we have literally no power over this

[gleaming gale]

If only the people in the country most of those sick fucks reside in had hoards of guns or something

[storm jungle]

If only lol

ANYWAY

WARHAMMER GUYS RIGHT

[solid horizon]

humour is a survival mechanism in a way

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1483242866833756371/flyingbulwark.gif

[near wasp]

[gleaming gale]

Imperium is... le bad?

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[solid horizon]

daemonculabing my uriel ventris

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

Ohhh ohhhh im daemonculabing

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-brick-parry-gif-27597104

[rancid cove]

Ohhh im daemonculabing

[urban spire]

hit him back!

[solid horizon]

he's pulling his daemonclaba out !

[rancid cove]

Me whenever space marine slop is mentioned

[civic gale]

Gooberdark

[queen laurel]

This got me wondering can you encounter the hound master in the basic mode or is he exclusive on the wastes

[solid horizon]

reaching for the geneseed

[nocturne crest]

Do you think the T'au could nake their own primarch if they got the dna?

[queen laurel]

hell no

[rancid cove]

He's pulling his progenoids out!!!

[solid horizon]

why would they

[urban spire]

they're a completely different species they don't need special dna from humans they'd have to do it from scratch

[gleaming gale]

The difference between a primarch and a regular marine joe is warp juju

[queen laurel]

it would probably take them years like years upon years to even get close to that

[near wasp]

The tau don't have the gene crafting tech

[urban spire]

but yeah they could probably do it

[gleaming gale]

Tau can't do warp juju

[civic gale]

For now only saw him in the wastes

[rancid cove]

Let's keep the primarch slop to the Imperium

[civic gale]

Tho I did see armored dogs in normal missions

[urban spire]

i think it'd be extremely funny if the tau got their own space marines

[rancid cove]

Primarchs are made from warp material alongside genetic coding
The Tau aren't connected to the warp unlike humans

So I doubt they could make their own primarch

Plus they have no need for one

[nocturne crest]

To sow non-chaos, but chaos in the imperium. Imagine how fast shit would hit the fan if they had a primarch come and claim that terra has betrayed the emperor

[urban spire]

either a chapter of imperial space marines turning traitor and joining the greater good or just them figuring it out

[rancid cove]

Their politics are different from the Imperium both 30k and 40k

[gleaming gale]

Just look at Clone Horus and Clone Fulgrim, they are whimps without the warp shit added

[rancid cove]

Theyre both dead also

[gleaming gale]

That too

Well, Clone Fulgrim is chilling for eternity in a pokeball in Trazyn's museum

[rancid cove]

I doubt a space marine would ever join the Tau

They're either too brainwashed for the Imperium or they fall to chaos

[gleaming gale]

Remember, even chaos marines hate the shit out of xenos

[rancid cove]

All renegades eventually turn to chaos

[rancid cove]

Yup, best you can have is temporary alliances because of the situation at hand

[solid horizon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142909815555887252/1485633945750999070/IMG_20260323_143831.jpg?ex=69c293ee&is=69c1426e&hm=e6f293fd4fa3f879761dded28b8d24b41053149031fd5e51686e9aa317e9d3cb&=&format=webp&width=896&height=998 im daemonculabing it

[queen laurel]

yes definitely, but honestly i don't doubt they can recreate them if they can find the process how to

[rancid cove]

Uriel Ventris pissjar

[gleaming gale]

Hell, it even goes the other way around

Iron Warriors allied with Black Templars against orks

[heady rivet]

0 currently existing factions are improved with Astartes

[gleaming gale]

they just hate xenos that much

[rancid cove]

The Tau wouldn't even want to try because they despise what the marines represent

[urban spire]

a space marine would join the tau if the narrative said they do, don't have time for thermian arguments on this

[rancid cove]

The Tau arent militarized like the Imperium is

[solid horizon]

they hate us cause they aint us

hate xenos, love their tech

[rancid cove]

It would suck but anyways all 40k content is slop anyways

[urban spire]

i don't care if the tau get worse i just want to make the space marine fans mad

[nocturne crest]

Do t'au rogue traders exist?

[heady rivet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pig-fat-kenjikungifs-fSD3yT23GL0SPqEIqF

[heady rivet]

Nope.

[rancid cove]

Imperium allied with eldar and necrons to fight Abaddon during the 13 Black Crusade

[urban spire]

no it's a position in the imperium

[heady rivet]

That being said, Xeno so therefore allowed to be in a Retinue. The TTRPG has a playable Tau PDF

[rancid cove]

Rogue Traders are purely human, but may have xenos in their retinue because the warrant of trade says so

[rancid cove]

A tau what? 😟

[nocturne crest]

So if a Rogue trader joined the t'au, they would be giving up power?

[urban spire]

a pdf is a file format

[heady rivet]

[rancid cove]

Yes

[heady rivet]

Yes.

[urban spire]

not necessarily

they could simply lie

[rancid cove]

They would lose all credibility and the Imperium would declare traitor

[storm jungle]

Yes

[heady rivet]

A Rogue Trader would have to basically have nothing left to turn to the Tau

[rancid cove]

Yeah but if Imperium finds out, theyre dead/servitorized

[raven stone]

Or be blackmailed somehow

[urban spire]

that's often the case for rogue traders

that's basically table stakes, in fact

[raven stone]

Due to bad trade deals or whatever

[rancid cove]

Of all factions to choose from?
Damn
Bro had no other chance

[heady rivet]

If a Tau tried to blackmail an Imperial they'd just be able to have infinite "Xeno lie" defense and always win

[nocturne crest]

I'm surprised the t'au don't hire Rogue Traders or offer them safety if the imperium wants them.dead.

[rancid cove]

Simply be a better trader smh

[gleaming gale]

A Rogue Trader is only powerful within his domain outside Imperial space also

[heady rivet]

Because Rogue Traders that get on that shit list dont really get too far tbh

[nocturne crest]

Be our loyal spy for the imperium and the t'au.

[urban spire]

the tau empire just isn't very large, and rogue traders are all over the place

[rancid cove]

I wouldn't doubt they do, but often than not the Rogue Trader might pull the rug on them and break their contract

[heady rivet]

Rogue Traders also can have interactions with Xenos anyway so

[urban spire]

but like even if rogue traders technically have the option of being open minded, keep in mind that most of them are also brainwashed idiots

[raven stone]

There is a novel (about RTs no less) where Tau did convince some other RT houses (not POV char) to defect

[heady rivet]

"The Emperor chose ME?" like that Sam Hyde skit

[urban spire]

and they're also entitled nepobabies

[gleaming gale]

I like the detail that playing the goody two shoes in Rogue Trader fucks you over the most

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-hyde-wars-theatre-of-the-aire-gif-23835420

[nocturne crest]

Still worth it?

[heady rivet]

No ❤️

[nocturne crest]

Oh.

[raven stone]

Remember: in IoM, Rogue Traders are one of the rare roles to have individual personality

[urban spire]

it's worth it

[gleaming gale]

Not really, your actions are unarguably worse than just pressing a button to blow shit up

[urban spire]

being a decent person pays off in the long run

[raven stone]

So defecting to Tau for whatever reason is actually plausible

[heady rivet]

The Iconoclast ending is literally ||The Imperium shows up to destroy your entire dynasty||

[urban spire]

well yeah, people do it, don't they?

there's humans in the tau empire

[heady rivet]

Yeah in some cases you straight up make things WORSE for the Koronus Expanse

[gleaming gale]

Literally the first planet ||turns into a Daemon World if you don't nuke it||

[raven stone]

Assuming you didn't have the ||nascent C'tan god on your side||, your actions ||convince a good portion of the Imperial Navy to actually defect to you!||

[gleaming gale]

Or you know, in the first DLC you can just choose ||to let the fucking genestealers be left alive and stranded on some planet that they totally won't manage to get out of||

Iconoclast plays like a gullible moron

[raven stone]

TBF it's a mix

[heady rivet]

Even so, they still ||send the force||

[raven stone]

And the genre savvy people will do a mix of Icon/Dogma anyways

[urban spire]

weren't you the person arguing the imperium is morally superior to chaos earlier today?

[gleaming gale]

I didn't argue, I just said my opinion, didn't try to validate it over the others

and yes

[urban spire]

well it's a wrong opinion

[gleaming gale]

Thanks, I don't care

[heady rivet]

As we all know, the Night Lords are the paragons of morality and never did anything wrong

[raven stone]

Yea look one side is the most oppressive theological dictator to ever exist. Society is held by duct tape but it is there.

The other side is literal endless insanity individual survivalist mindset where such concepts as sporty either exists in an even more twisted form, or is just outright impossible

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, both are terrible, I'm still allowed to pick favourites when the whole setting is just that

[urban spire]

sure, i mean i like the imperium more than i like, say, dark eldar

doesn't mean the imperium has any moral high ground though

anyway i'm just saying, it figures someone who thinks the imperium has any sort of morality would think iconoclast was stupid

[nocturne crest]

Hey, I got a fun question: what is more dangerous, the T/G virus from Resident Evil or the Obliterator virus?

[rancid cove]

T/G virus

[urban spire]

define "dangerous"

[rancid cove]

I'm pretty sure obliterator virus only affects space marines, no?

Or am I tripping?

[urban spire]

anyone can get it

[rancid cove]

Ah

[raven stone]

There was some lore about humans affected

[urban spire]

that shit's in the black crusade ttrpg

[rancid cove]

I figured they would all just die rather than survive it tbh

[nocturne crest]

Spread, how hard it is to put infected down.

[urban spire]

or maybe that was a fan addition? i don't remember

[rancid cove]

Might genuinely be the T/G virus

Because uh

[raven stone]

Back when the 54 mm Imquisitor game was a thing

[rancid cove]

Some franchise characters are straight up OP

[raven stone]

They had an article on humans with Oblit virud

[queen laurel]

..........Obliterator virus, no offense, you can spawn guns ammo and turn your body into a weapon

[rancid cove]

The Humble Mr.X:

[raven stone]

(But you also go insane)

[nocturne crest]

Damn, I want to know if Birkin could take down Abaddon.

[urban spire]

it's definitely harder to put down an obliterator guy than a t-virus zombie

[queen laurel]

you can become a walking weapons platform

[rancid cove]

Leon can easily

[gleaming gale]

I played all 3 convictions, heretic is the most unbaked, pure iconoclast makes you roll up as an idiot in the most interactions, dogmatic is just throw bombs at the problem, a mix of iconoclast and dogmatic is the way to go, but pure iconoclast is just hubris

[rancid cove]

"Huh, the Despoiler? I think you were just spoiled" or some shit

[rancid cove]

Horrible bait

Heretic all the way

[urban spire]

Leon Sex Kenedy would body any space marine or primarch

[rancid cove]

Hed solo the chaos gods with a rusty axe and a 9mm

[urban spire]

hey that's not true

[heady rivet]

I do think its neat that Heretic seems to lean as ||Tzeentch||

[urban spire]

he keeps that axe polished

[gleaming gale]

You do get a ||birb||

[nocturne crest]

I wonder who would win in a Death Battle between Umbrella/Albert Wesker and a space marine chaos legion.

[rancid cove]

I mean that he'd kill the chaos gods with anything he found on the way to kill em

Not that his axe is rusty

[urban spire]

yeah that was a joke

[rancid cove]

Which is unfortunate I wanted more of chaos undivided

[queen laurel]

my brother in christ a obliterator off of fire power alone way too much of a danger compared to Mr. X

[urban spire]

i feign disagreement with one thing but i'm actually disagreeing with the minor thing

[rancid cove]

I am dumb

[urban spire]

common joke structure

very good, especially when you explain it

[rancid cove]

Mr.X can probably tank all of that and then be killed by Leon with a nailgun

[urban spire]

gro-goroth vs khorne

since we're doing superman vs goku anyway

[rancid cove]

Im gonna be honest i dont think Khorne can even go past Cthullhu

[urban spire]

cthulhu is a guy he doesn't have shit

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/popbase/status/2036060477323641271

Pop Base (@PopBase)

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[queen laurel]

Oh you're not taking it seriously

[solid horizon]

liberty prime vs decimator chaos engine

[rancid cove]

Should've clarified

[gleaming gale]

Even Tzeentch got outsmarted by Dorothy and Toto, stakes are pretty low

[urban spire]

i'm amazed at how much he looks like the type of person who'd own onlyfans

[heady rivet]

Onlyfans was one of the biggest funders of AIPAC btw

[nocturne crest]

What about Nemesis.

[urban spire]

what is aipac

[gleaming gale]

Now look up who owns most porn sites

[urban spire]

oh yikes

[heady rivet]

tl;dr bribes politicians to put Israel first

[storm jungle]

like

you can see what an alient concept this is

what the actual fuck lmao

why are YOU taking my fucking money

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ua2wkuys/perform-khainite-blood-rituals-with-battletome-daughters-of-khaine/

[gleaming gale]

that's antiseptic to question

[urban spire]

no ethical consumption huh

[heady rivet]

JFK tried to get them registered as a foreign interest group before he got shot

[storm jungle]

If we had to be blunt its like the an Eldar craftworld having an Imperium office onboard their ship that just sends material to the Imperium

like... excuse me, WHAT

[gleaming gale]

Guess who shot him

[storm jungle]

are yall saying Mossad hired Lee Harvey Oswald

[heady rivet]

He also didnt want Israel to ger nukes and then just shortly after they threatened to nuke everyone if they didnt get US suport in Yom Kippur war

[heady rivet]

No, Lee Harvey Oswald really was a loon he did it for free

[gleaming gale]

I'm just saying, kind of a coincidence the only recent president to not kiss that damn wall and get a hardline stance against Israeli lobbying gets assassinated

[storm jungle]

I mean im not denying it

we literally know JFK's assassination was rigged in all kinds of ways from the files they released (not counting the shit they obviously hid)

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to when his landlord said he had to stop beating his wife or move out. He moved out in a week.

[rose thorn]

holly teh new blod hags

[gleaming gale]

Muh communism amirite

[nocturne crest]

Nah, what actually end up happening was that Oswald hit his target when he was supposed to miss.

[near wasp]

I mean I'm more partial to the thought that jfc died because he spoke out against the CIA

[urban spire]

i'm a fan of the theory that the secret service ND'd him with their brand new AR 15

[heady rivet]

JFK shot first

[near wasp]

He was thinking of disbanding them and suddenly he gets killed

[heady rivet]

Its a fun theory but nah

[storm jungle]

^

its always much more complex and wack under the surface

[urban spire]

yeah probably not

[heady rivet]

Hey fun fact the CIA was training cuban militants in that city during the assassination. And HW Bush was there too

[urban spire]

it's funny how impossible it is to make the "never blame malice where stupidity will suffice" argument after the epstein files

it really was all malice

[storm jungle]

Im glad honestly

[urban spire]

all of it, for the last hundred+ years

[solid horizon]

nah aliens did it

[storm jungle]

i was fucking sick of people always saying that shit

"oh rich people arent that bad"

[solid horizon]

it was aliens from the beginning

[storm jungle]

they are that bad

fucking morons

lmao

[gleaming gale]

"The goverment wouldn't lie to you"

[solid horizon]

holocaust ? it was the aliens

israel ? it was the aliens

[near wasp]

The government always lies

[heady rivet]

Did you see the emails where Epstein was daydreaming about genetically modifying pigs to not have hooves so they could eat them

[solid horizon]

trump election ? it was the aliens

[gleaming gale]

"If it was true it would be on the news"

[solid horizon]

epstein ? it was the aliens

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/mulder-files-gif-5516932

[urban spire]

"um i think it's more likely that the government was stupid" no they just hate everyone who isn't a WASP and wants them to fucking die

[vagrant fox]

lets talk about how old money acts classy and new rich are tacky wastrels

[urban spire]

why the fuck would i see that

[vagrant fox]

It's weird how often I've seen that in recent years

[urban spire]

no, i don't look at the epstein files for my own sake

[heady rivet]

It used to be WASP but now its anyone who isnt a Jewish Settler

[nocturne crest]

Like how the mafia changed to crime to fraud.

[urban spire]

i'm going through enough shit as it is

[solid horizon]

there is like more than a million pages of it

[nocturne crest]

Blue collar crime to white collar crime.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/under-new-management-more-like-under-new-management-megamind-megamind-meme-jokez-da-joke-gif-19867663

[urban spire]

wasp spelled with a j i guess

[solid horizon]

and a good amount of it is purposeless stuff

[near wasp]

And now gangs are out of control with no rules what's so ever

[gleaming gale]

Gone are the days of italian organized crime in New Jersey

[near wasp]

Mafia was probably better for the average joe

[jade holly]

WJSP

[urban spire]

WJSJ

[jade holly]

WJJJ

[solid horizon]

JJJJ

[urban spire]

KKK

[jade holly]

[nocturne crest]

These gangs have no honour.

[solid horizon]

oh the morheim zealot guys

[heady rivet]

Mafia becoming just slightly shadier than average normal jobs because it makes more money and its easier is what we call a cultural victory

[urban spire]

mad at the maoists for being right about america but in the most infuriating way possible

[heady rivet]

Lacks filial piety

[urban spire]

fuck you you're not right you just want to do the same thing but with chinese characteristics

[heady rivet]

SOVL

[solid horizon]

I swear my brother has these guys, painted them white and used them as cultists

[jade holly]

Lobbying, the files and all this chaos going on is why I just don’t bother associating with politics. Too much of a headache and I’d rather not live in stress for the rest of my life