40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

GW does it, hobbiests do it, ect.

Yeah

[celest dome]

Kit bashing
Taking multiple miniatures and building them together (bashing) to make something else

[heady rivet]

In 6th edition you just straight up brought Imperial Guard units 1:1 as allies i think

But thats been dropped

[raven stone]

If the bits don’t fit neatly, be prepared to do some miniature surgery

Sawing connection joints etc.

[arctic talon]

yeah allies are gone

mostly

[heady rivet]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/iqt817/kitbashed_guevesa_strike_team_lore_tutorial/

Example

Of a kitbash

[arctic talon]

my favorite kitbash for Gue'vesa is this one

exepnsive as fuck though lol

[midnight dragon]

You think this is lego bro

[arctic talon]

honestly yeah?

lol

[heady rivet]

I'd rather kill myself

[arctic talon]

looks like hell doens't it lol

kasrkin bodies, krieg bodies, cadian bodies

[midnight dragon]

That looks so fucking cool bro...

[arctic talon]

Fire warrior and pathfinder bits

like you can make a lot of gue'vesa

[heady rivet]

The pulse rifle bits glued to the kantrael...

[raven stone]

Miniatures is very much advanced lego

[arctic talon]

but the inital investments gona hurt

LOL

[raven stone]

Especially with conversions

[celest dome]

Miniatures are already sold in parts, that you have to build, so 🤷

[heady rivet]

Especially if you magnetize

[midnight dragon]

You build them?

[celest dome]

And quite as expensive

[shadow plover]

lots of the T'au bits come naturally as excess from other kits you most likely have

[celest dome]

Yes

[heady rivet]

Yeah, they come on sprues

[midnight dragon]

Whats sprues

[heady rivet]

Plastic prints

Cut out, sand, glue/magnet together

[celest dome]

This is one of the Ogryn sprue, not complete

[spare osprey]

💀💀💀

Thanks a ton GW

[heady rivet]

I have a sprue I need to finish cutting out next to me actually

[shadow plover]

full circle

[midnight dragon]

Lmfao that sound pretty funny

[midnight dragon]

Man I just wanna incorrectly cut those out and ruin the model so bad

[raven stone]

I mean that is what some hobbyists do if they wanted to have an Ogryn corpse/battle debris for their terrain pieces

[celest dome]

@raven stone Kitbash IG into Tau, and run them as GSC 🙏

[heady rivet]

You gotta have some office job to be able to buy shit just to ruin it tbh

[midnight dragon]

Guys what do you think of my blocky imperial citizen with a sword miniture?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-god-kill-this-white-devil-white-devil-anime-pray-gif-3459143917308405490

[raven stone]

Only good for proxying (stand in) for non-tournament games 🤣

[celest dome]

More of a SM size no ?

[midnight dragon]

I used this to represent my dnd character when I was in high school

[celest dome]

Unless very small hands

[arctic talon]

Goes hard as fuck

[arctic talon]

Gue’vesa guerrillas

[heady rivet]

Steve would be a MEQ

[rose thorn]

Rip steel legion

https://youtu.be/0KE-TPVJUSU

[midnight dragon]

Compared to a sofa can

*soda

[raven stone]

Death by Uno Reverse.

[arctic talon]

💀

[rose thorn]

Steel legion is dead, long live the steel legion

[arctic talon]

Tables were turned

Rip to steel legion

Stuck in repaint land

You’ll come back someday

[rose thorn]

They should kill the regiment specific stuff and make everyone generic except named characters

[heady rivet]

This is the 4th time we have posted this video in lore-chat, and we are becoming increasingly efficient at it

[rose thorn]

Lmao

Also GSC MENTION

[shadow plover]

Maybe the day they get a redesign and steer further away from the nazi blitzkreig stuff

[heady rivet]

This is the 700th time we have claimed a common Imperial technology or equipment is GSC specific, and we are becoming increasingly efficient at it

[arctic talon]

They won’t based on the 8e and 9e art

It’s just a case of GW not wanting to redo them now

[midnight dragon]

Yk despite Astra Militarum being my favorite imperium faction, I only know the names of the cadians, kriegsmen, stormtroopers, scions by heart

I just realized that

[shadow plover]

yes so they'll stay as optional colour scheme as god intended

[heady rivet]

Cadians are being renamed the Hitlerian Genociders and Krieg is being renamed KKKrieg. Valhalla is rumored to be changed to the EthnicMinoritySiberian Deporters

[shadow plover]

I see

[arctic talon]

Cadians were actually designed off of wermarcht minis lol

Same with steel legion

Some fun facts about GW back in the day

GW wanted to break into historical

[heady rivet]

Only ONE regiment has never let us down

[arctic talon]

But it didn’t pan out so they just redid their shit

[arctic talon]

It’s true……

[raven stone]

Be around long enough and names like Mordian Iron Guard, Catachan, Elysian Drop Troopers, Catachan Jungle Warriors and Praetorians will stick around.

[midnight dragon]

Omg the imperial guard had a emo phase

[heady rivet]

FOR NECROMUNDA RAAAAAAH

[midnight dragon]

I know jungle warriors

[arctic talon]

Ngl there’s something appealing about the old IG minis

[vagrant fox]

Expanded Badab universe video posted

https://youtu.be/ILpE9l3RGaQ

[heady rivet]

Its Jungle Fighters, we're killing you forever

[heady rivet]

Badab War 2 is the next edition

[arctic talon]

💀

Infinite tax evasion

Infinite taxation

[solid horizon]

they only really need to turn the helmet into an adrian or tommy helmet

or switch to a pickelhaube

[arctic talon]

They’re not

At least based on modern art

[heady rivet]

God this would suck please dont

[shadow plover]

and get rid of the single lightning motif

[solid horizon]

tho they have already given pickelhaube to 30k skits

[solid horizon]

idk, theyve got the coat that goes with adrian helmet

[arctic talon]

That’s completely unrelated lol

[solid horizon]

ogryn pretty much has one

[heady rivet]

My hot take is i dont care if they lean into the Nazi shit because its the Imperium of Man and VAGUE depiction doesnt mean you condone it

[arctic talon]

Anyways steel legion aren’t produced rn not for any depiction reasons

lol

They’re not produced rn because they sold like shit

If they had sold well they’d still be with us

It’s the sad truth

But they sold like shit

[celest dome]

Didn't they get some Made to Order ones ?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[celest dome]

Last year or something

[heady rivet]

Literally just because Cadians are more popular so they make Cadians and people only buy Cadians so they make Cadians. Krieg gets popular and hard-carried by MEMES into getting their own minis

[arctic talon]

Which were nice

[shadow plover]

2023

[solid horizon]

just get recasts of them

[shadow plover]

so basically last year

[arctic talon]

Cadians, krieg and catachan sold like hot cakes

And continue to sell that well

No surprise GW has chosen them

It’s unfortunate

[solid horizon]

catachan havent really got their model updated for a long time tho

[heady rivet]

Yeah, but they werent super popular with anyone not nostalgia tripping because they werent true scale like the new Guard

[paper haven]

I prefer Steel legion to Death Korps

[arctic talon]

But some of the guard regiments sold reallly bad

[arctic talon]

And that’s fine

[solid horizon]

meanwhile pretoria

[arctic talon]

But unfortunately the average consumer doesn’t agree

[solid horizon]

sells really well

GW stops making them because they think they are not grimdark enough

->fans complain about them not being made anymore

[midnight dragon]

A ethno religious nationalist government that believes in eugenics and species supremacy has uniforms that are similar to irl fascist of not just the past but today is not out of place.

[arctic talon]

Nah

Pretorians didn’t get sold for uh

Other reasons

💀

[paper haven]

Savlar chem dogs are my favorite regiment but good luck ever seeing them get the spotlight

[arctic talon]

Tbh

They’ve gotten 2 books

And they’re great

[solid horizon]

GW said it was because it looked too derpy for warhammer

now we know the other "reason" is due to political correctness

[arctic talon]

Tbf

[solid horizon]

but then you have orks

[raven stone]

And Catachan exist at the moment due to pobably historically low sales lol

[arctic talon]

I think GW wants to burry big toof river

[heady rivet]

RUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA. RULE THE WAVES

[arctic talon]

Along with the uh

Pygmy minis in whfb

[solid horizon]

I want praetoria back

[arctic talon]

And I don’t really blame them

lol

[solid horizon]

heck it would be the only way to get me being a loyalist again

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile Blood Bowl: "They dead stop askin"

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/zulu-dance-night-boat-to-cairo-gif-19990828

[midnight dragon]

Isn't there a imperial guard regiment that are basically red coats of the British army during the age of colonialism?

[arctic talon]

Considering they tried to bury them like 3 year after they did it

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

praetoria

[heady rivet]

Literally who we're talking about rn lole

[raven stone]

Praetorian Guard IIRC

[paper haven]

Pretorians vs the pygmys from whfb would probably be too on the nose

[heady rivet]

Pygmy sweep

[arctic talon]

Praetorian guard

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/d/d0/Praetorian_sgt_by_diegogisbertllorens.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140619031051

They got modern art

lol

[heady rivet]

Only War book, iirc

[arctic talon]

Gw just suppresses big toof river mostly

Which I’d say is a good choice

[midnight dragon]

How is paetorian combat doctrine even supoose to translate in the way ppl fight in 40k

*red coat

[paper haven]

The mustaches are critical to their uniform

[heady rivet]

This is a setting with chainsaw swords.

[arctic talon]

The fight like the mordian iron guard

So in a goofy way

[midnight dragon]

Even the female members have them

[arctic talon]

Ranks of soldiers

Point and fire

[midnight dragon]

Thr what

[paper haven]

Blocks of infantry firing in volley is fairly common

[wary fulcrum]

Warhammer is probably closer to red coat warfare than modern tbh

Massed bayonet charges, ranked fire

[arctic talon]

They like to fight like napoleonic infantry

[heady rivet]

FATSHARK, GIVE ME MORDIAN IRON GUARD AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[paper haven]

I don't make the rules

[arctic talon]

But not the pike and shot part

[midnight dragon]

Eh, id say mid 1800s because those had semi auto firearms in melee range

[solid horizon]

on tabletop... well...

[heady rivet]

Oh shitn they were in a White Dwarf last year actually

[wary fulcrum]

Did they have a Chem Dog at one point? I remember talking to someone before the console drop about it it being the only thing I’d spend money on but I’ve never seen them

[heady rivet]

Yeah there's been a full Chem Dog rotation

[wary fulcrum]

Oh bother

[solid horizon]

you can be an idiot like me and use napoleonic strategies i.e. a block of guys with the same weapons all firing together

or smarter WWI strats

[paper haven]

Remember that the main reason infantry fought in tight formation was because of the risk cavalry charges posed. In 40k, there are tons of things that can bowl through incoming fire and trample you so that style does have some utility

[heady rivet]

Everyone loved the Vet jacket lole

But the masks were too gimpy for me

[wary fulcrum]

Though I tend to main zealout and I really dislike the wobbly goggles

[solid horizon]

then you have vietnam war strats

[arctic talon]

We don’t get modern styled infantry and military doctrine aside from for the Tau

[solid horizon]

warhammer strategy is probably closer to vietnam war

[arctic talon]

The imperium uses like

Nan and Korea at oldest

For US wars

For British wars Argentina I suppose

[midnight dragon]

Yeah i can see the reasoning behind that actually but the problem.is that these tactics are mainly affective on open ground

[arctic talon]

But the Tau got that gulf war era shit on lock

[heady rivet]

The Guard fights battles like its WW2, generally

[wary fulcrum]

GSC are pretty asymmetric

We just don’t see it on the table top really

[midnight dragon]

I misread Argentina as agartha

[arctic talon]

Gsc are asymmetric yeah

They even got rules for L shaped ambushes

Which is very fluffy imo

[solid horizon]

GSC is urban guerilla

[paper haven]

Everything else would be bayonet combat in smaller formations. Urban combat existed in Napoleon's time too. As did guerilla warfare.

[heady rivet]

Sovl

[solid horizon]

I have fought once againstthem

never again im doing it

A GUY WITH A NET GUN AND REMOTE C4 TOOK MY DAEMON ENGINE DOWN

[midnight dragon]

If were gonna use firing lines make line infantry all fire overcharged plasma guns into the ork the Tyranids swarm coming to us

[solid horizon]

behold

the wall of necron warriors

napoleonic strat 100

the impenetrable blob of shiny skellies that come back to life next turn

[paper haven]

It's worth noting that the infantry blocks were only ever there to hold enemy formations in place so the artillery could do the real damage

[wary fulcrum]

Which would work for the first couple of ranks of charging Orks

When the later few ranks run though the smoking boots that was once a load of guardsmen, you might have an issue

[midnight dragon]

Actually, a giant infantry line of 20-40 plasma gun users firing like that would probably actually work

[solid horizon]

it's a good strategy even if very... primitive

[wary fulcrum]

But a single grenade wipes out a regiments worth of pensions

[solid horizon]

during my 20000pt tabletop apocalypse game, one of the three frontlines was like and it was the part where we did best

[heady rivet]

Emperor protect my soul, flak protect the rest!

[paper haven]

Eventually artillery became so accurate that it would just wipe out obvious targets like blocks of infantry so tactics changed

[midnight dragon]

Then the other infantry line behind the first one shoots their lasguns and throws grenades duh

While the first line recharges

Then they shoot again

[wary fulcrum]

We both know how bad flak armour is

(That’s a Necromunda joke, it’s probably not bad comparatively)

[midnight dragon]

You spawned almost all your army on lava, roll wounds now

[paper haven]

Make no mistake, volley fire is fucking devastating.

[solid horizon]

thats exactly what the young girls spectating us were worrying about lmao

"oh no daddy theyre on lava theyre going to die !"

[midnight dragon]

Why are some of his space marines not painted

[solid horizon]

not "some"

A LOT

of the minis on the table were unpainted

[wary fulcrum]

They had their paint blown off by the gunfire

[midnight dragon]

Way to get judged at the function

[solid horizon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473257110371303557/1473290799226814525/IMG_20260214_122651.jpg?ex=69be8afa&is=69bd397a&hm=d17f94d4ce7cd0e3f98cb4a5d309168bd16555e8b7a73748aae2c746268bbdf7&=&format=webp&width=1167&height=902 I'd like to see you paint allat

[midnight dragon]

I dont even like painting so think how I'll feel when I get my first box of tau

[wary fulcrum]

I know a guy who’d do it in week or two

He has a literal forge named after him in the Executioners short story

[solid horizon]

my army was the most painted one (necrons and ad mech)

also I think something like 40 primaris and 20 skitarii were assembled a couple hours prior deployment

other ad mech player owes me a beer for that

[raven stone]

Right
Expediting time.
Time to expedition all over Atoma.

[lament shoal]

Pandering to the chuds is insane

[celest dome]

how is it such ?

[raven stone]

I mean, what did they expect when they decided to court the SM fandom...

[lament shoal]

A lot of these people hated and review bombed the dlc because of the black space wolf

[vagrant fox]

It's also just a genuinely bad voice pack

[celest dome]

How is that about that though ?

[lament shoal]

I mean I never saw people with any complaints about the quality of the voices

And they sounded fine to me

[celest dome]

I think I have

Quality and lack of depth

[heady rivet]

The complaints were it wasnt a full replacer, so you would go back and forth on voicelines. no mission lines, no banter. The heads werent animated and were static props. It also cost a ton of resources to go back to the normal vvoice (Which played all the mission lines anyway) if you regretted losing all banter and your Space Marine having 2 people living in him

I saw a million times more of that than any other complaint. It just sucked lole

It was 5 dollars to make your experience WORSE

So even if the lines were nice the rest ruined it

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/M-EpmuXH0g0?si=ScmfJeCziZB8H28T

Y'know I just technically realized that when Mark fought Omni-man. That technically counts as his viltrumite adulthood ceremony

Both literally and thematically as well

[vagrant fox]

The acual VAs were good, they just didn't get to say anything

I put the BT on Straban and I only heard the BT when I pressed the for the emperor button, the rest of the time it just cut to default Straban

Plus for the emperor in seven languages counts as seven different lines apparently, so they barely have anything to say anyways

plus they have no filter if you put a helmet on whatsoever

[rocky gale]

https://youtu.be/mvbiICfYMZc

They uploaded a 4k version for the editors

[paper haven]

Debbie slacking on her part

No wonder Nolan left

[surreal nest]

Did people genuinely expect the 5 dollar voice pack to replace every single line

I thought it was so obvious it was ult voice lines lol

[storm jungle]

We expected more effort

lmao

not just disconnected brother skibidius nonsense

[vagrant fox]

I expected a little more effort than not hearing any of the lines in the missions I used it

[paper haven]

Depends on if the result has your character talking with two voices

[storm jungle]

^

people have every right to be upset at the DLC, it was pure dogshit

[surreal nest]

It was pretty clear that it was just ult lines imo. Shit always sucked

[surreal nest]

Me when I dont read

Find where I was defending it

[storm jungle]

People read, they literally lied lol

"500 VOICELINES!"

doesnt explain most of those are foreign translation

[paper haven]

I can't read

[storm jungle]

Again, the outrage is very much warranted. They made nothing about the DLC clear

it was just slop

[heady rivet]

Money to make your LARP game LARP worse

[surreal nest]

I am not saying the outrage isnt warranted I am saying you are silly as fuck for buying it

[storm jungle]

Tbh if they bought it they deserve it

[vagrant fox]

I just refunded it w/e

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

This is like the average donald trump "i will stab you 15 times" bill

[surreal nest]

YARGHEEE THATS WHAT I BE SAYING

[paper haven]

But I also didn't spend money on the DLC. I'm going to claim it was because I knew it was slop because that makes me seem savvy but really I just forgot about it

[surreal nest]

Honestly they could have just disabled the second voice too lul

[opaque coyote]

Bro dodges bullet by crouching down to pick up a penny

[surreal nest]

Would have been better

[vagrant fox]

Didn't expect a lot other than just not hearing the same dialogue as always on repeat tbh

[surreal nest]

The banter and voicelines in space marine 2 are so boring and written by redditors anyways

[paper haven]

If you see a penny, pick it up.
The rest of the day, you'll have good luck.
I don't make the rules.

[surreal nest]

What's the point of having banter if you hear the same only 1 voiceline every match

[heady rivet]

I didnt buy it because I couldnt get into SM2

[storm jungle]

shut up spongebob

[surreal nest]

SM2 is good if you like slop thats literally it the game could have been so good but it fundamentally falls apart at higher difficulties

The combat system is nonfunctional

[vagrant fox]

Kind of funny just how quick the refund came in

I think it was quite a few doing it

[surreal nest]

I enjoy the game off and on but its just so one note

[paper haven]

They probably knew it was garbage and pushed it out anyway fully prepared to offer refunds if enough people complained

[heady rivet]

I got to the point where you prestige your first class, saw it reste all my perk purchases and I had to BUY them again instead of just unlock, and then dipped because thats shit progression

[surreal nest]

Yeah that shits silly lmfao

Also if you want to change your prestige perks even just ONE its 1500

And also no load outs for weapon perks or general perks lol

[heady rivet]

Its grind for the sake of grind

[vagrant fox]

I prestiged all classes four times then uninstalled, don't do that, came back for tech marine, uninstalled

[rocky gale]

They had the refund button hot and ready since they knew they were releasing slop and people would probably complain

[paper haven]

I just beat the campaign, tried the multiplayer once and dropped it entirely

[surreal nest]

I hate games that punish you for wanting to make builds

[heady rivet]

Fascinating to punish you for prestiging tbh

[surreal nest]

God forbid my massive throbbing brain is put to the test

[surreal nest]

Campaign was good to be honest

[vagrant fox]

It's a decision for sure, for very mid perks

[storm jungle]

I can literally only make it through that process because I play the game on mute and listen to videos in the background, otherwise its legit torture.

[surreal nest]

Campaign and siege mode are good

[paper haven]

I liked it.

[storm jungle]

The game is mindnumbing as it is lol

[storm jungle]

It was just mid

hype and aura moments

[heady rivet]

My entire interest in SM2 is dressup game but you have to work too hard for that so i got bored

[surreal nest]

Darktide is my pay pig dress up game

[vagrant fox]

It was an alright campaign, didn't do much for me but my non warhammer pals liked it a bunch

[paper haven]

It kind of annoyed me how the tyrannids disappeared the instant chaos Marines showed up but that's honestly the pattern

[surreal nest]

I soyjack when I see the armor that my miniatures wear

[outer wave]

Cheat engine that shit......

[paper haven]

I would have liked to see battles between chaos and tyrannids

[storm jungle]

Lap it up piggy

[heady rivet]

You play without any sound cues at all? What is wrong with you

[storm jungle]

Because its not needed

[vagrant fox]

that's the only way to do it

[heady rivet]

Thats too much effort even still

[surreal nest]

Dilara is resident low difficulty enjoyer

No thrill

[vagrant fox]

I spent the entire time prestiging with most of my focus on whatever video I was watching

[storm jungle]

I play on Absolute dipshit

[surreal nest]

Ur lying about no cues then

[storm jungle]

Im not

you literally dont need them

they are all visual flashy icons

[paper haven]

I turn my game volume off so I can listen to YouTube videos in the background

[vagrant fox]

flash blue parry, flash orange dodge

[surreal nest]

How do you tell when a lictor is jumping you off screen

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

Thats the neat part, I dont

[heady rivet]

Sorry I play well-designed horde games with good core gameplay and amazing sound design to tell you whats happening. Like that one other 40km game, DipShit or something

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

I went down a bunch but the video was more interesting it's fine

[storm jungle]

SM doesnt really require any, Darktide does

lap it up and get out bitch

[lament shoal]

Ah gotcha, mb

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clown-pepe-the-frog

[surreal nest]

I hate SM2 the most for the absolute argumentative dumbasses it brought to the community

[paper haven]

Actually how is the new game mode?

Do we like it? Hate it?

[vagrant fox]

In Darktide? I quite like it

[surreal nest]

SM2 fans are insufferable ignorant reddit lore shit sniffers who jump at every opportunity to argue with you about extremely incorrect things

[outer wave]

Expeditions? It seems generally well liked, but there's some complaints

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

[storm jungle]

Thank you Sigsen

[storm jungle]

"SM2 fans"

[heady rivet]

I want to suck the entire dev team to completion

[storm jungle]

you mean space marine fans?

KEK

[paper haven]

That's about the vibe I got from general chat

[surreal nest]

Annihilate this usee

[vagrant fox]

you were telling me to die and suffer the other day what is this bpd behaviour

[surreal nest]

She just forgets, every day is a mind wipe

[hallow plover]

Enjoy it while it lasts

[outer wave]

Yeah, seems similar in theorycrafting as well

[heady rivet]

We in the biz call this "foid babble"

[storm jungle]

I enjoy playing with my pawns 🫡

[vagrant fox]

A moderator must find joy somehow I suppose

[paper haven]

Hey, I'm a space marine fan and I'll have you know the other day someone said they liked the Tau and I only reported them for harassment.

[storm jungle]

theres a difference

[vagrant fox]

anyway kill all space marine fans only I am pure

[storm jungle]

theres Space Marine Fans™

then theres space marine fans

[paper haven]

Oh. Nevermind

[vagrant fox]

My brain is just straight up not working

[surreal nest]

Tau hate never made sense to me

[heady rivet]

They should make SM3 with only Night Lords

[paper haven]

Carry on then

[vagrant fox]

As long as it's not ADB Night Lords

[heady rivet]

CS Goto head writer

[paper haven]

Will it be a hoard shooter where the original hoard enemy gets suddenly replaced by a twist chaos warlord villain who's ascension to power you must stop?

[hallow plover]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

Asians

[hallow plover]

And it will be good

[heady rivet]

Its Surgeon Simulator 2013 with a reskin

[vagrant fox]

acceptable provided no eldar are involved

[heady rivet]

Main enemy, actually

[paper haven]

Good

[vagrant fox]

Crucify you

[heady rivet]

Yeah Night Lords tend to do that

[paper haven]

They're gonna be the hoard enemy you fight first

[vagrant fox]

dilara ban this fool my final wish

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-god-kill-this-white-devil-white-devil-anime-pray-gif-3459143917308405490

[storm jungle]

Say goodbye Mr Munda

[paper haven]

Dilara don't do that. My first wish of many

[storm jungle]

Alright fine

[paper haven]

Nice

[rocky gale]

The Ringmaster watches on as the clowns fight

[surreal nest]

This math is indeed mathing

[paper haven]

Let the monkeys out

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gta-big-smoke-20

[storm jungle]

🫡

[storm jungle]

Lin gan guli guli

[paper haven]

Well if it isn't the consequences of my actions

[surreal nest]

Woord to tha wise, remember pearl arbour

[wintry scarab]

Im having such a good time... Ive played around 5 matches 3 of which i have crashed in at 3/3. None of which have given me the opportunity to join back. No better feeling then tryharding your tits off on auric only to be booted back to your wallpaper and sit there staring at the screen like this:

[paper haven]

That's exactly like the other game modes.

[solid horizon]

raaaahh

[paper haven]

Fatshark really nailing the consistency here

[solid horizon]

there we go again slopranos

[surreal nest]

I knew it would work

[heady rivet]

I have had 0 drops or crashes

[surreal nest]

I baited dilara into sending the video so I could save it

[vagrant fox]

you take that back

[rocky gale]

Can't believe Trump did a Sopranos reference in front of the Japanese PM

[paper haven]

Now ask him to explain what pearl harbor was

[paper haven]

There was a solid few seconds of silence after that

[surreal nest]

It would involve a few slurs and he would think pearl harbor was a hotel

[paper haven]

Somehow, the takeaway wouldn't be that far off from reality

[surreal nest]

Paulie the fool, paulie the golden

[wintry scarab]

I never had an issue whith my game crashing. When darktide was in early access, everyone used to complain that their game would crash, but i didnt really mind as you could always just join right back. (unless you got super unlucky at literally the very, very end.) But here i know for a fact that i have time to join back. But either the game just insta replaces me or just doesnt give me the option to join back. 🙁

[storm jungle]

Me when darktide doesnt work

[solid horizon]

engineer gaming

[paper haven]

Does it work?

[paper haven]

Thus far my main enemy has been the game itself. When I can play, it's pretty fun but that seems rare.

[heady rivet]

VALKYRIA CHRONICLES MENTIONED RAAAAAAH

[paper haven]

The last tiger was a fantastic story, but insanely inaccurate

[heady rivet]

Doesnt have Largo so no wonder its bad

Or Jann...

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/YwZiDrRMO1I

[paper haven]

Acting like the western front was anywhere near as bad as the eastern front

[heady rivet]

John Dimaggio btw

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/bender-is-great-bender-futurama-gif-26617288

[heady rivet]

There's a character in this game thats such a man-hating lesbian that being around men makes her physically ill to the point of lowering her accuracy. Being around women makes her shoot better so she can show off

She's so gay for one girl she can dodge bullets better when near her

[heady rivet]

Fantastic game series

[urban spire]

dilara the multiverse shit is killing me

[paper haven]

Amazing.

[hallow saddle]

i like a cup of joe dimaggio

[civic gale]

Sup

[young pecan]

Realest shit I ever heard

[jade holly]

I’m so fucking sad

Chuck Norris is dead

[solid horizon]

he's gone to hell to beat the devil up

[raven stone]

...I am not impressed by Expeditions Matchmaking

People seem even more allergic to the idea of coherence...

[midnight dragon]

The servators on the darktide servers were taken over by khorne and need to be replaced, sorry for the trouble

[storm jungle]

🫡

[scenic dagger]

lol so

the Steel Legion are kinda "gone"?

[arctic talon]

No

[vagrant fox]

They exist alongside a million other regiments that aren't featured

[arctic talon]

They’re just not getting the spotlight because no minis to sell rn lol

[scenic dagger]

apparently GW's new response is that they're kinda SUPER exhausted, and now Armagadon is mostly consisted of other regiments being sent to it to defend.

[arctic talon]

Their response is that they’re not the bulk of the fighting force on Armageddon now yes

That doesn’t mean they’re extinct

It just means they’re dumping way more meat bags onto the planet

Which has been a thing since the third war

[vagrant fox]

I'm interested if a killteam with the Steel Legion will sell well after all this ruckus

[scenic dagger]

fair enough, I did say "kinda gone" lol

[arctic talon]

Yes

[scenic dagger]

and the fact that GW tried to do a Krieg Steel legion paint scheme is honestly

kinda telling

who knows if they basically shafted it or not

[arctic talon]

Tbh it’s funny to me because it’s an inversion

Of what DKOK used to be

[arctic talon]

They won’t be

[storm jungle]

They are "dwindeled" until thet get a miniature update

[scenic dagger]

lol

[arctic talon]

It’ll happen this decade

lol

[storm jungle]

they are basically back into limbo

yeah that lmao

[arctic talon]

I’m 100% sure

[scenic dagger]

fair nuff xD

[storm jungle]

No official regiment gets squatted

[arctic talon]

It’ll happen 12e or 13e I’m 100% sure

Because we know popularity vaguely

[scenic dagger]

Morrow sadgi

[arctic talon]

Based on how GW discontinued the old metal and resin stuff

Cadian
Catachan
Krieg
Steel legion
Elysians
Vostroyans
Tallaran
the great purge
(Every other regiment range)

[scenic dagger]

funnily enough tho, even that one Helsreach movie was made with mostly "Cadian"-looking dudes as Steel legion xD

[arctic talon]

Tbf he was reusing models from space marine 1 lol

[scenic dagger]

yeah, fair

[storm jungle]

the upcoming stream Killteam reveal is also likely Catachan

so lol

[solid horizon]

my lad you are missing one innit

[arctic talon]

So far the results of the refresh seem in line

[scenic dagger]

tho at the end of the day, i suppose it aint hard to kitbash Steel legion with krieg stuff

[arctic talon]

Everyone else got discontinued way earlier

So no

I’m not missing anyone

[storm jungle]

Kinda, they end up looking nothing like steel legion

just use 3rd party sprues

[arctic talon]

Steel legion and vostroyan were the true pewter hold outs

[storm jungle]

https://tinylegend.eu/collections/all-blitz-legion-supplies

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry you can avoid the shitty MP40

[solid horizon]

proxies exist

[arctic talon]

lol

[solid horizon]

why do yall hate the MP40

[arctic talon]

Mordian always lived on via the most expensive fucking kitbash ever

[arctic talon]

Modeler didn’t 40kify it enough

I find nothing wrong with the MP40 inherently aside from being a pain in the ass in flames of war

[solid horizon]

are we going to ignore how skitarii have M1 Carbines, Lee Enfields and how orks have TEC9's and Skorpions ?

[arctic talon]

They’re 40k’d up

[storm jungle]

Nazi coded

[solid horizon]

sister

[storm jungle]

instantly attracts chuds

[solid horizon]

the whole steel legion is nazi coded

[scenic dagger]

need a different helmet mostly, but the coat is close enough

[arctic talon]

The MP40 in that one isn’t mutilated enough

lol

[scenic dagger]

tho, different weapon too

[storm jungle]

They arent lol

[scenic dagger]

need that

[solid horizon]

a lot of stuff in warhammer is nazi coded

[vagrant fox]

Too normal MP40 it doesn't have the greeblies

[arctic talon]

The coat is basically 1 to 1 of the old art

[storm jungle]

Steel Legion have been thoroughly de-germanized over the last 15 years

they now look more like american tankers

[arctic talon]

This lol

This is why I have issues with it

[solid horizon]

they still look like nazi paras to me

[arctic talon]

Needs to be mutilated more

[storm jungle]

they arent nazi paras though

thats like their FIRST appearance 20 years ago when they had falschimjager camos

[solid horizon]

they look like

[storm jungle]

even tahts gone

[solid horizon]

the helmet

[arctic talon]

The big Nazi looking thing for steel legion is the coat and helmet now

The gas mask was ironically never German

It was a fucked up bri’ish one

[opaque coyote]

Bro fucking killed any chance of this music genre coming back from the dead:

https://youtu.be/PKVOeQICi1A?si=2pxgzyGNFZNkcg9D

Good.

[scenic dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KE-TPVJUSU i'm not a miniture painter but MY GOD that's bad xD

it's barely yellow

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Their yellow has always varied lol

Sometimes it’s bright mustard

Other times it’s literally khaki

[last stone]

Wasn't this a parody?

[solid horizon]

tbh that's just GW

[arctic talon]

It’s kinda funny

That is just GW but it’s fine imo

[opaque coyote]

Yup

[solid horizon]

-> makes paint named "IRON WARRIOR"
-> doesnt use them on actual Iron Warriors ?

[scenic dagger]

I suppose, but the way they did it here just looks so...non-Steel Legiony to me

not that I'm super knowledgable about it

[arctic talon]

Eh it reminds me of some of the codex Armageddon art

[opaque coyote]

And it's like the euthanasia shot to somebody who's dying of stage 4 cancer

[scenic dagger]

I'm a newb to 40k compared to a lot of ppl

[arctic talon]

But the first steel legion art ever wasn’t even yellow ironically

[opaque coyote]

It hits all of the fucking beats

[arctic talon]

The yellow came later with their minis

Bro looks ready to storm Paris

[last stone]

It's a real banger

[wary fulcrum]

I love 90’s European Dance and Irish Drinking song

[midnight dragon]

Its ok man, I can help, I've been a 40k fan since the 80s

[last stone]

Attack of the dead men

[midnight dragon]

Ive read all the books, played all the editions, played all the games, and watched everything 3 times on Warhammer+

[arctic talon]

But yeah the are legion were way more Nazi looking originally lol

The khaki and mustard yellow made that perception go away

And then the models and art even more so

[storm jungle]

yeah like i said de-germanized

[arctic talon]

Funnily enough steel legion were the poster child for the MTG crossover

Which is really funny

[storm jungle]

people are really stuck on old artwork where they were moe like that lol

[midnight dragon]

Speaking of nazis

I clicked on a video and I see I'm in for some smug ass pseudo intellectual anti woke type shi,

Look at his fucking face bro, his dumb ass smile

[storm jungle]

oh my god man

[arctic talon]

Gave this banger of an art piece though

[storm jungle]

Arch legit just cant quit can he

lmao

[last stone]

What's that uniform

[storm jungle]

also in his space waffen SS getup, classic

[solid horizon]

how old is bro

[arctic talon]

Wait wrong video

[last stone]

Old

[solid horizon]

ancient, I daresay

[sacred ginkgo]

Actually can we tweak that flag a bit and keep it

Kinda sick

[urban spire]

decade of this shit's why i don't watch random youtube videos anymore

[midnight dragon]

Necron age

[arctic talon]

Tbf Arch is

Arch

Such a shit head GW said they’d sue him if they kept the name warhammer in his name

Also his infamous hobgoblin video

[last stone]

I used to watch that Australian dude, cause he played well with my adhd

[midnight dragon]

His smile while pointing at a picture of a transflag is whats rage baiting me the hardest, he looks so fucking smug and punchable oh my lord

[wary fulcrum]

He’s an active racist

[arctic talon]

Which he deleted

[wary fulcrum]

His leaked discord

[arctic talon]

He’s racist, sexist and literally hangs out with pedophiles

So

Literal bottom of the barrel

Oh also he’s rude.

[urban spire]

heavens forfend

[midnight dragon]

@arctic talon

[last stone]

Straight to the penal legions

[wary fulcrum]

Now THAT is the capital offence

[arctic talon]

Truly the worst action is him being rude

[wary fulcrum]

What? No

God no.

Pyre.

[arctic talon]

Has gotten him banned from pretty much most warhammer events

Since he clamps down on

that side of him

In public

Anyways arch is a scourge on the hobby

[wary fulcrum]

100% I agree, being rude to people should be a straight conversation with a wall

[midnight dragon]

"The politics of why the left likes chaos"

I'm convinced this is some sort of psyop made by them to associate wokeism with satanic imagery or anti civilization shit or whatever

[sacred ginkgo]

I mean

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yes-but-actually-no-meme-aardman-the-pirates-pirate-gif-26563702

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm kinda in for "Let the galaxy burn" at this point

[solid horizon]

the right unironically likes and agrees with the imperium because they share the same pov on suff

im not saying every imperium player is a fascist

but those who take it literally are

meanwhile chaos is a melting pot

you have leftists who don't agree with chaos at all but who like playing the comically evil villain

and sometimes you have sadomasochist nazis

[midnight dragon]

No you see, the emporer was never mentioned in the marchanicus files over 50,000 time

Its all xeno propaganda from the tyranids!!!

And chaos!!!!

[solid horizon]

chaos propaganda

it's always chaos

[midnight dragon]

The truth is, the left don't have a faction to identify themselves with, the tau are evil in the nato/colonialist sense rather then the genocidal imperium sense so that also collides with our beliefs

[solid horizon]

I play dark mechanicus iron warriors

this does NOT mean I am pro biohacking and unethical science

or mass genocide

[midnight dragon]

My favorite imperium faction is the Astra Militarum

That DOES mean that i post save europe edits on instagram

[arctic talon]

LOL

[midnight dragon]

And have a marble statue pfp

[urban spire]

eh biohacking's fine

let people fuck up their fingers and arms if they want to

[midnight dragon]

And use the emoji "🧃" alot

[urban spire]

juice box?

[midnight dragon]

Oh and I'm into jarhead

[midnight dragon]

Juice box is nazi code word for jews, typically to bypass censorship on platforms

[urban spire]

oh

right, of course

[arctic talon]

Do you think Hadrons ancestors were traitors or loyalists or transplants

[solid horizon]

ultramarines of the dark mechanicus

my favorite ones

technically more like black legion but who cares

[arctic talon]

Tbh I wonder why they picked Urdesh for the traitor forgeworld showcase

Because the whole world was stuck in civil war for the heresy unlike the other ones they picked

[solid horizon]

also if you use abbadon black this is NOT how it will look like

abbadon black is like

pitch black

if you dont use highlights

[vagrant fox]

zased

[vagrant fox]

A traitor and a loyalist found an agreeable, distant relationship surely

[arctic talon]

Drukhari never got a lot of corsair access so buisness as usual

They got more Corsair access now then ever ironically

[rocky gale]

Think it just means that they got Corsairs, but didn't get a detachment that synergises with them

Like they got with Reapers Wager

[jade holly]

Is this something new?

[arctic talon]

Not really sorta?

Urdesh didn’t have a heresy era scheme for the dark Mechanicum forces

[jade holly]

Oh it’s Horus Herwsy

[arctic talon]

But it was know to have gone mostly traitor

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

lol

[vagrant fox]

The music makes this much better than it should be

[solid horizon]

filthy james workshop will keep dark mechanicus horus heresy

just like every cool ad mech stuff

[arctic talon]

lore crossover between the two ranges is almost 100%

💀

tabletop is uh

like

2 minis LOL

The Enginseer and the Dominus

[solid horizon]

they should do a similar thing for 40k that allows you to use ad mech with CSM allies if you play as traitor

I hate how in 40k they have castellan robot

which is supposedly pre imperium lost tech

but then they cant fucking use horus heresy era tech for some reason

meanwhile space marines have access to horus heresy stuff via legends

james workshop HATES chaos

[arctic talon]

nah

CSM have access to everything

in Legends of the Heresy

[solid horizon]

maybe but I'm talking about ad mech

also regular CSM sucks really bad on tabletop compared to god aligned ones

CSM be like

we have guys with shitty bolters

cool melee machines that are legends

[arctic talon]

Regular CSM are good

well

not really rn

[solid horizon]

and army rules that causes more bad than good

[arctic talon]

they were good earlier this edition

nah dark pacts is nuts lol

Dark pacts is insanely good

[solid horizon]

depends on your detachment tbh

[arctic talon]

Nah its good in all of them

Dark pacts is generically good

[solid horizon]

it's fun and all until mortal wounds

[arctic talon]

take the pain

[solid horizon]

I CANT

DARK PACT DOESNT APPLIES TO ALLIES

well

my army is a mix of ad mech and csm, and let's say ad mech is much more prevalent

[urban spire]

i think maybe peacemaker season 2 needs the viewer to not have been spoiled on the dc man in the high castle twist

[solid horizon]

my chaos is like

2 decimator one warpsmith and 5 havocs

dark pacts is risky

the decimators can tank it

[scenic dagger]

that's insane, thanks 🙏

[solid horizon]

havocs eehh not so much

[urban spire]

cause the episode 1 hook just isn't grabbing me at all

[storm jungle]

What?

the fuck is a "man in the high castle twist"

[urban spire]

well

[rocky gale]

Nazis

[urban spire]

first go read man in the high castle

[solid horizon]

me when I write a book that says the party I dont like loses therefore they must automatically fear me

[storm jungle]

Did. Still dont get it.

[urban spire]

or if you don't want to do that

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/schrodinger-gif-23705518

[rocky gale]

No, Philip K Dick novels are all awful

[urban spire]

i mean i already know what the deal with the alt universe is so it's just not intriguing

[storm jungle]

I mean thats not the point?

lol

Season 2 is mostly about Chris as a person, the alternate universe plays into that

[heady rivet]

That reminds me this show sucked

[storm jungle]

judging a season from the first episode is really weird

[urban spire]

well that's the thing right

[midnight dragon]

Ok but fr tho I'm a 19 yr who's liked the franchise for a couple years buts only interaction with it was playing the video games, reading 1 mini novel that I barely got through, then mainly just watching YouTube videos about it while barely engaging with the fandom

You could say I was a larper

[urban spire]

alt universe at stuff at this point really really makes me want to just not watch something

[storm jungle]

Just keep watching.

[urban spire]

multiverse shit, i should say

[storm jungle]

this isnt Antman Quantumania

trust the Gunn and dont judge so early

[urban spire]

okay okay i'm reloading the gunn

[storm jungle]

smh

Just a forewarning the S2 ending is a bit "Wait THATS IT?" because its suppose to continue in other media later, so this is basically the final thing with Chris for now

Gunn said he hated he had to do it but that it will make sense later apparently

[urban spire]

this scene is fucking torture

[storm jungle]

Again

extremely relatable

lmao

[rocky gale]

If you decide to drop it after the first episode, I would say you're jumping the gunn

[storm jungle]

Aint no way

😭

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1482969955174715472/a_4a3f295879584a6ee5b07973e9c28065.gif

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-god-kill-this-white-devil-white-devil-anime-pray-gif-3459143917308405490

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-pigeon-walk-doctor-pigeon-pigeon-walk-gif-18363920270242659686

Me coming into Lore chat to make everyone's day worse

[jade holly]

“Don’t jump the Gunn” was right there smh

[queen laurel]

Okay you know what, I am going to do the thing Mr Krabs does, I'm going to make you unwatch arcane
https://tenor.com/br2Va.gif

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

I'll just watch it again

and....

wait no

I'll have to relive the dissapointment of season 2

[queen laurel]

I also put an implant in your brain that stops you from doing that

[rocky gale]

You monster

[arctic talon]

Season 2 was mid

[queen laurel]

Okay I retract the implant

[jade holly]

Wait season 2 was actually not that good?

[queen laurel]

Compared to season 1?

[arctic talon]

Anyways uhhhhhh 5 trillion Securi to Noxus

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[jade holly]

I only ever saw clips of Arcane so I never knew how people viewed it

[urban spire]

arcane was fine

[jade holly]

Besides just best animated show ever

[arctic talon]

compared to season 1 its abhorrent dogshit, compared to other video game adaptations its good

I just classify season 2 as mid

[jade holly]

All I knew about S2 was the bad pacing

[queen laurel]

Season 1 basically set a brutal standard

[arctic talon]

Ultimately Season 2 is fucking meaningless

[jade holly]

and also what they did to Viktor

[rocky gale]

and bad writing

[arctic talon]

with its ending

because we already know

what happens to fucking piltover and zaun

they split into two seperate city states

and are better off for it

anyways another 5 trillion Securi to Noxus

[queen laurel]

Zaun the toxic Field wasteland where everyone gets used to toxins so much that clean air is like poison to them is better off?

[arctic talon]

yeah

they get local opression instead

Chem barons amiright

[rocky gale]

Season 2 exposes that the writers had no clue how to write a story about overcoming systemic oppression

Like most shows that try to write about overcoming systemic oppresion

[arctic talon]

Chem barons vs piltover lul

Both are a shit option

but one is more local

and invests more

[jade holly]

Didn’t they also just completely gloss over Cait’s character development when she entered dictator territory?

[arctic talon]

yes

like I said

bad pacing

[queen laurel]

Okay what human country is actually like the best to live in

[storm jungle]

If you dont really care about plot stuff its pretty good

[jade holly]

Antarctica

[queen laurel]

In League of legends verse

[jade holly]

Oh

[queen laurel]

All right then live there

Come on now go there

[jade holly]

Bet, I love the cold

[queen laurel]

I dare you

[jade holly]

I’m gonna train with the polar bears

[rocky gale]

She literally hacks the systems built to provide clean air for the Undercity and uses it to gas people. This fact is never referenced again in the show.

[jade holly]

I’m Tarzan but for the Arctic

[summer mural]

💤

[jade holly]

In League universe idk maybe Freljord or Noxus?

Maybe Ionia?

[queen laurel]

Noxus hell no You need to be strong in there to earn your keep

[summer mural]

Arcane s1 was so memorable and good, s2 was also good but somehow s2 killed any hype I had for the show

[urban spire]

ok i finished s2e1 i don't wanna like crispened potato snacks this show but i'm really feeling a real shitass plot unfold in front of my minds eye and i dont like it

[queen laurel]

And Freljord really really depends on the community

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[queen laurel]

Because you can get lucky sure but you can also just get the really really bad ones

Like winter's claw

[jade holly]

I’d say Demacia but you have to not be a mage

Otherwise

[queen laurel]

Look I don't want them incredibly racist state

[jade holly]

Definitely not Demacia

Piltover has Pyke running around

and Miss Fortune

[queen laurel]

Really

The place where gank plank is hanging around

[jade holly]

Hey if you like danger

[rocky gale]

Yea, Arcane season 2 somehow managed to take all of the great characters they established in season 1 and somehow make each of their plotlines completely uninteresting

[arctic talon]

Zaun gaming

[jade holly]

There’s Ixtal but it’s held in totalitarian lockdown by Skarner

[arctic talon]

tbh

its not bad to live in Ixtal

[queen laurel]

F*** it Ionia it is

[arctic talon]

unless you're not a mage

then you're basicially crippled lol

because all the infastructure is built for fucking mages

[jade holly]

Yeah but Ionia has Yasuo

[arctic talon]

Who cares

[jade holly]

Oh wait

He’s not there anymore

[arctic talon]

Yasuo is some random homeless dude

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

I'm not even exagerating when I say that

[queen laurel]

Yeah what elite Wolf said

You can literally just ignore him and you're good

[arctic talon]

he is deadass homeless

he's also not important lore wise to Ionia as a place

[jade holly]

There’s also… Targon? Yeah fuck no

[arctic talon]

Targon is

literally one of the most shit places to live

[jade holly]

immediately no on Targon

[arctic talon]

Zaun is preferable

so is the Frejlord

[queen laurel]

Really really The places where demigods are just like hanging around and imposing the rule to everyone

[jade holly]

Man Runeterra sucks to live in lmao

[queen laurel]

I do not want smoke with aurelian sol

So f*** it I'm going to learn how to be a ninja I guess

[arctic talon]

Runeterra is pretty shit to live in yes

lol

[jade holly]

There’s Shurima…

[arctic talon]

Shurima is literally awful

because of Xerath

[rocky gale]

and like the moral conclusion for Viktors character arc was literally "You shouldn't try to cure the terminal illness that Piltover gave you because you were already perfect just the way you were"

[arctic talon]

and now there's a bunch of warlord states

[queen laurel]

You want me to run in with renekton or something?

Hell no

[jade holly]

It’ll be funny

[queen laurel]

There's also the void creatures

[arctic talon]

Azir is a facist imperialistic dickbag lol

Xerath is running a doomsday cult

Renekton is fucking insane

[queen laurel]

Shurima is literally the closest to the void

[arctic talon]

and all the warlords tend to be slavers

[arctic talon]

Well closest to the biggest known void breach

thank you Icathia

[jade holly]

Wait did I say Piltover when I mentioned Pyke and Gangplank earlier?

[arctic talon]

very cool

[queen laurel]

Also It seems to have a lot of darkin

[jade holly]

When I meant Bilgewater?

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[jade holly]

Fucking whoops

There’s the Shado- yeah no that’s not a fucking option

[queen laurel]

That's like being a vampire and like there's also vampire hunter valley

Like why are you asking a human to live there

[jade holly]

There’s no way Noxus, Freljord and Ionia are the best options to live in LoL

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/clWTYkNJMxL.gif

[arctic talon]

Piltover, Noxus, Ionia

[shadow plover]

that gif sucks actually because the krieg model is so much better looking

[arctic talon]

Freljord is pretty shit unless you're an Frostguard or Avarosan

if you're an iceguard then you're an anti doomsday cultist

[jade holly]

Or Braum

[arctic talon]

Barum is avarosan

[jade holly]

Oh Iceguard

Not Iceborn

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[arctic talon]

The only Frostguard champions we have are Lissandra(their leader), Trundle and Nunu and willump

lol

[queen laurel]

So it's progressive technologist that tend to be idiots, might makes right or somehow the most normal civilization that uses the environment in ecoterrorist attacks

[shadow plover]

I mean look at the steel legionare, very uninspired pose and proportions

[arctic talon]

And nunu and willump aren't part of the Frostguard really

Nunu was just a child

and is still just a child

[rocky gale]

[jade holly]

That has Jhin running around, spirit wars happening in between, and Noxus saying give us the land

[jade holly]

Now I know what’s in Gragas’s barrel

[queen laurel]

Yes but Ionia is the mostly most stable one

And where you are not treated like s*** when you are not like super strong

[arctic talon]

Gragas is chugging down true ice

[queen laurel]

In noxus you kind of need to be super powerful

[arctic talon]

are we forgetting all the fucking bandits

and criminal syndicates spawning post war

[heady rivet]

Important research occurring on tg

[queen laurel]

Of course

[urban spire]

nah between the troubled relationship stuff and the multiverse shit i'm just having a bad time watching this show now

[arctic talon]

and also the fact since the Soul of Ionia is getting violent the average Ionian is also more violent lol

[queen laurel]

F*** it

You know what

[rancid cove]

Why the fuck do we only have 12 rule34 Khan images

[jade holly]

Apparently Swain banned slavery in Noxus

[rancid cove]

WE GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS MORE

[heady rivet]

Dorn 105 is genuinely crazy tbh

[queen laurel]

I will become a yordle and just live in Bandle city

It's the most stable place around

[rancid cove]

They earn for the military buzzcut chud

[arctic talon]

Yes

[queen laurel]

I get to eat muffins and like berries and shit

[arctic talon]

this has been a huge reason why the Trifarax is popular

because Swain banned slavery lol

[heady rivet]

Ferrus at 51 too, kinda crazy

[jade holly]

Common Swain W

[arctic talon]

it also gave them a lot of eager muscle

[jade holly]

[tough haven]

I feel like the lesson should have been "Maybe dont try to cure your terminal illness with eldritch knowledge of unfathomable power that definitely causes an apocalypse"

[jade holly]

They wanna learn why he’s got iron hands

[arctic talon]

the frostguard are so cool

I love how the Draklorn look

[rocky gale]

They could have framed it in literally any other way other than blaming him for trying to not die

[jade holly]

Minas Morgul

[rose thorn]

bruh WHAT IS THIS SHITTT, how the fuck am i supposed to find a lamin a in this

[arctic talon]

mmmm statue

[jade holly]

Mfw I gotta fight Oryx, Savathun and Xivu Arath

[vagrant fox]

I was gonna ask what hive are these

[arctic talon]

They're just statues of the different "types" of Draklorn(upper class cultist/warriors within the frostguard)

[rose thorn]

am i stupid or is this western blot fucked lmoa