40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

EAR BURSTING LOUD SHRIEKING NOISE THAT VAGUELY SOUNDS LIKE METAL

I mean Chaos forces sometimes work together

Like in Black Crusades

Imagine being a Black Legion mf having to be assigned to deal with Noise Marines

[rancid cove]

the average chaos cultist seeing the Noise Marines getting on board for a negotiation with Abaddon

[opaque coyote]

"HEY YO GUYS CHECK OUT THIS MIXTAPE"

"Oh by the gods don't. You're gonna kill half of our serfs agai-"

https://youtu.be/fkYZbnV8sCs?si=fxCcXN5ydJKPXqQX

[rancid cove]

half the ship instantly starts bleeding from every orifice in their body

[opaque coyote]

Honestly thought of a Slaaneshi Warband that was

An actual band

Battles being their concerts

With the bandmates being... varied

I imagine a daemonette being the singer for one

[young pecan]

My headcanon is that noise marines sound like those shitty soundcloud artists that spam software-breaking bass/shrill with small lapses of articulated lyrics/rhythm

[rancid cove]

"SIRE, THE PREPARATIONS ARE DONE. THE TROOPS ARE READY TO BE DEPLOYED."

"Good... now to boost morale... Connect them all to the same vox channel. And get the Noise Marines..."

"YES, MY LORD."

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that sounds about right.

Apparently it also sounds completely different to them and fellow Slaaneshi folk.

Which is funny to imagine that the ear destroying piece is actually just their version of like

Slow country

[young pecan]

Playing a honkytonk love song while using slow-firing weapons

[rancid cove]

if slow country still exists in the far future of 40k I am killing myself
not even to avoid the horrors beyond comprehension that lies there, just because country is still a genre

[opaque coyote]

I mean it's grimdark

Ofc country still exists

The worst part is that it isn't even the grass roots type country

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

It's the modern "I love mah truck I hate gay people"

Type country

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact btw. Country used to basically be extremely anti-establishment

Coming from the American South. Mainly from immigrants, black people, etc.

The disenfranchised basically

It's pretty interesting

[midnight dragon]

What exactly is the zealot in darktidr

[jade holly]

Just imagine living in the Imperium and suddenly hearing this in the sky grow louder as Daemon Engines drop down and emerge through portals

[opaque coyote]

Zealots are basically fanatical believers of the Emperor

So faithful in fact, they decide to pick up a makeshift flamethrower and kill the heretic, mutant, and xenos

Problem is that usually

A) They aren't the most reasonable or sane of people.

[jade holly]

Nonsense, clearly someone yelling as they charge headlong into a 100+ large horde of Nurgle infested individuals with barely any armor and an Eviscerator is a smart idea

[arctic talon]

A psychopathic street preacher for all 3 of them

lol

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

None of our zealots are actual preachers from the ecclisarchy

💀

[opaque coyote]

B) They can sometimes attack uh... things that are actually helpful to the Imperium

[midnight dragon]

So they are mainly melee specialist that deal in crowd control and anti armor, but how does that translate to what they are in lore?

[rancid cove]

White people once again taking something from minorities and just making it ass

[arctic talon]

In lore they are literally street preachers of the imperial faith

except armed

and angry

[opaque coyote]

C) Like Elite said, they're not official. They're literally just crazy people killing heretics

[arctic talon]

They may get some ecclisarchal funding

but they are not part of the ministorum

some of the zealot cosmetics have preachers who were part of the ecclisarchy

but our ingame zealot personalities have no ties beyond knowing the holy book

[tough haven]

What would you caption this?

https://youtube.com/shorts/DwNpk3NgdqQ?si=mpQzAYyfuobVyZwR

[opaque coyote]

You see 4/5 of the classes are rejects. The bottom ladder of the Imperium.

[midnight dragon]

So we have a veteran from the Astra Militarum with years of Frontline combat experience, and psycher who's experienced enough to be combat effective, a ogryn who's a ogryn, then a hobo religious fanatic who just preaches in the street and has no ties to anything really

[jade holly]

And then there’s the Arbites wanting their fucking taxes

[rancid cove]

Pov: you have pronouns on your bios on twitter

[arctic talon]

this guy front and center is an example of a preacher who is part of the ecclesiarchy

[opaque coyote]

What better to be a melee attacker than a crazy person

[arctic talon]

Yes!

the zealot is like by far the most unhinged and reject coded

[rancid cove]

I'm pretty sure the arbites on darktide are here beyond collecting tithes

[arctic talon]

the judge lynched people and did vigilante justice though

lol

[jade holly]

Nah clearly they just want the taxes smh

[arctic talon]

both judges

[jade holly]

Greedy policeman

[arctic talon]

and the agitators both burned down a hab block

So some level of combat experience

[rancid cove]

Well they're the ones who collect it, not keeping it

[midnight dragon]

Will there ever be a mechanicus class?

[arctic talon]

maybe

I hope so

[dapper gyro]

The zealots are from local religious cult.

[jade holly]

Damn now I want a Blackbeard esque Pirate character in 40K, doesn’t have to be a CSM, could be an Aeldari Corsair

[opaque coyote]

The Guardsmen are typically mistreated and are considered fodder.

The Psyker is suffering from a whole slew of problems and also has no official training.

The Ogryn is an Abhuman and Abhumans are commonly mistreated and shot on sight.

And also we have an Adeptus Arbites, basically a glorified Swat member for the IRS.

And the Hive Scum. Literally a criminal

[jade holly]

Well, male Savant is Sanctioned at least

[arctic talon]

I do hope if we get an admech character they're like the arbites

were they're fucking weirdos/rejects in other ways

[arctic talon]

he isn't

[jade holly]

I want one with a thick southern accent

[arctic talon]

never been on a black ship

[jade holly]

I thought he was?

[arctic talon]

can't be sanctioned

[midnight dragon]

The is a adeptus arbites

[arctic talon]

no

[jade holly]

Didn’t he work with the Lex Atoma?

[arctic talon]

he worked for local enforcers

that doesn't mean hes sanctioned

[midnight dragon]

Also why did you mention hive scum

[opaque coyote]

Cause they're a class

[dapper gyro]

Both Savants were part of the enforcer, but suppressed the power to be able to live normaly until they were discorvered.

[midnight dragon]

They are?

[jade holly]

Yep

[opaque coyote]

Yea

[jade holly]

They do drugs and shoot guns

or just, do drugs

And more drugs

[arctic talon]

The arbites are rejects because they're all fuck ups in their own ways

maul hates paperwork but is way too violent, agitator is disillusioned and bitter about everything, authoritarian is way too nice and a suck up

[opaque coyote]

Agitator is honestly just the average police officer that I've talked to that isn't outright racist

[jade holly]

Which one is the most like Judge Dredd?

No I won’t name mine Dredd

There’s too damn many

[midnight dragon]

You guys HAVE to be gaslighting me cause I swear there's only the veteran, zealot, psyker, and ogryn

[arctic talon]

Maul tbh

[jade holly]

Nope

[arctic talon]

Arbite and hive scum are dlc

[opaque coyote]

We got two more classes released

Dlc

[dapper gyro]

Agitator and Maul

Neither of them is fully Dredd.

[midnight dragon]

So arbite is a ex police officer (ew) and hive scum is just a criminal period

[jade holly]

Ex police officer?

[dapper gyro]

Arbite is current police.

Arbite is like federal police while enforcer is local police.

[opaque coyote]

More like current police officer.

Also they don't even do police work. They just enforce the tithe.

It's like if the IRS had their own personal death squad to ensure each State gives their tax share.

[nocturne crest]

So out of the blue question, but would anyone be for a Magos Biologis Killteam?

[arctic talon]

Arbites are feds

they're current feds

[jade holly]

What are you asking exactly?

[midnight dragon]

That sounds like really late stage capitalism

[jade holly]

Would I want one? Is that the question?

[dapper gyro]

It is not even capitalism. Taxes existed for a long long time.

[opaque coyote]

Nah, more like Feudalism

[nocturne crest]

So basically another admech kill team, but they're biopunk instead of steam/dieselpunk

[jade holly]

Not even, ever heard of a Tax collector?

[dapper gyro]

Try to live in a Greek city without paying taxes.

[jade holly]

That, but more violent

[midnight dragon]

I meant to say feudalism not capitalism sorry

[jade holly]

So more like Zaun from LoL?

[opaque coyote]

Yup

The Imperium literally is one gigantic feudalist empire

[midnight dragon]

Yeah

[jade holly]

Sounds kinda neat actually but idk how lore possible that’d be

[opaque coyote]

Each system has a different currency

So most of the tithe is just raw resources

[jade holly]

Only capitalists in the Imperium are Rogue Traders tmk

And even then idk if they count

[dapper gyro]

Human export is also a resource.

[midnight dragon]

But anyways, that sounds like the most death penalty role ever

[dapper gyro]

Either slaves or soldiers.

[jade holly]

Mmmm Catachan soldiers

[nocturne crest]

Yeah, maybe.

Funny you mentioned lol

[jade holly]

[opaque coyote]

I mean

You're basically already in the most death penalty role

[midnight dragon]

No i meant anyone who has that job in the imperium deserve a guillotine

[nocturne crest]

Also, I just figured out how a GSC could have mortars without brood brothers: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/orVarVSRh3A?feature=share

[dapper gyro]

Ah, you are very very new to WH40k.

[midnight dragon]

No

[opaque coyote]

Nah it's nowhere near the worst

Morally

[midnight dragon]

Ik

[jade holly]

Only 9 more days before peak

C4sh is so fucking cool

We got his gameplay trailer and full skill tree

[midnight dragon]

I'm ready to kill alien

[jade holly]

Well I’m team Necrons so idk how to feel about that

[midnight dragon]

Youre still fighting aliens because from your perspective anything that's not your species and not from your planet is a alien

So humans are technically aliens to you

[jade holly]

To Szarekh, they’re a resource

To Imotekh, they’re servants

To Ammentar? Target practice

[midnight dragon]

You didn't say anything about the zealots

[midnight dragon]

Whats scarekh

[midnight dragon]

Whats imotekh

[midnight dragon]

Whats ammentar

[jade holly]

That’s it, you’re getting scarab’d

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/necron-dance-warhammer40k-wh40k-warhammer40000-gif-25711280

[lament shoal]

For that last one, depends on the zealot

The judge has formal training

[midnight dragon]

What? A judge? What is that?

[lament shoal]

One of the zealot personalities

[midnight dragon]

Oh

[dapper gyro]

Each personality type has a different background. Then the cosmetic are about other people in the warband, are or were on board of the ship.

[lament shoal]

Also since each of our characters are literally ocs, also depends on what backstory options you pick in the character creation and any extra headcanon stuff you might have for em

[daring creek]

UR-025: "I have met the Omnissiah, She's Black." 🔥

[daring creek]

horribly late

[dapper gyro]

Just say that you want to be him.

Instead of using someone else voice.

[jade holly]

Looks inside Omnissiah

is actually the Void Dragon

[daring creek]

I carnally crave UR-025

ABSOLUTE NEED.

ASSAULT CANNON ARM

MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wish that arm spun.

[sacred ginkgo]

He wasn't that good in Blackstone iirc

Shit slow and might've had 3 activation dice instead of 4

[daring creek]

Destroy gw

[sacred ginkgo]

And easier to kill than the Crusader

Yeah he's kinda terrible

[daring creek]

Destroy gw.

[sacred ginkgo]

Already losing with his sub par action economy (which is helped slightly with his main weapon) and can't move more than 3 tiles per turn unless you roll well

[daring creek]

The flamer on the side is so good

I WISH his arm spun

[sacred ginkgo]

Compared to the Crusader who can move faster than he can while rolling the highest damage attack category in the game

[daring creek]

:(

are there psyker servitors

[arctic talon]

no

[crystal forum]

thats like asking if people with muscular dystrophy can become space marines

[jade holly]

This man finds himself in 40K, who does he ally with and how long does he survive?

Wait lemme find a better image

Eh I guess this is better idfk

[midnight dragon]

This is the orkyist umie around

[midnight dragon]

Is ogryn intelligence around the same level or higher as ork intelligence?

[arctic talon]

Orks tend to be higher on average, but Orks also have huge outliers in terms of intelligence

Thinking orks are stupid is how a lot of people die horrifically

Some orks are insanely smart

Others are very stupid

Ultimately it varies wildly

But the smartest Ork we’ve seen is way smarter then the smartest ogryn we’ve seen

[jade holly]

Don’t Orks also get smarter the more Orks are around?

[arctic talon]

Sorta

Orks get smarter the more they fight

[jade holly]

Is Ghaz the smartest Ork?

[outer wave]

A boy lasting long enough on the battlefield gets more combat experience, which would lead to higher intelligence

[arctic talon]

No, but he’s very smart and very big

Ghaz krumped anyone smarter then him and outsmarted anyone stronger then him

lol

[opaque coyote]

I love how this implies that Leon's pun making is literally in his DNA

[sacred ginkgo]

He'd probably win anyway

But the conversation going on would be incredible

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely I hope we get a fight where the opponent and Leon try to out pun the other

[sacred ginkgo]

That would probably kill the writers to produce

[opaque coyote]

Wouldn't fit the horror atmosphere modernish resident evil has.

Even RE9 has Grace for the horror sequences.

Also it's low-key funny as shit to switch between our protagonists and like new ones

Because the new ones are mostly just people

Or at least think they're a normal person

Meanwhile you got Chris and Leon doing action movie bullshit

Contrasted with the others going against unimaginable horrors

It's pretty fun ngl

Re8 kinda highlights this the most since Ethan basically is fucking suffering everytime

He's just gotten to the stage of being sick of everything but not desensitized yet.

Meanwhile we got Chris treating the RE8 scenario like it's Tuesday

[midnight dragon]

Are ogryn orky?

[arctic talon]

Eh

Depends

Orks like them much more then normal humans

[jade holly]

Can a Rogue Trader worship a chaos god and keep it hidden to move through the Imperium uninhibited?

Cause I’m having an idea for one but idk how feasible it’ll be

[midnight dragon]

Id imagine most orks might be around their level

[arctic talon]

Yes but they have to be very careful

[opaque coyote]

Also a lot of rituals and shows of worship generally aren't subtle

it also REALLY doesn't help that turning to Chaos slowly chips away at your sanity

[daring creek]

don't symbols literally appear on the skin

[jade holly]

My idea is a Rogue Trader who acts aloof and charismatic helping Inqusitions and other groups to acquire artifacts and wipe out Xenos controlled areas, but secretly worships Slaanesh and slowly builds up his own empire in the warp

[opaque coyote]

Until you start thinking that "Yeah bro, skinning people is cool"

[daring creek]

I read that in eisenhorn

[arctic talon]

Can’t built stuff in the warp

[misty vector]

Theres a novel where a rogue trader is in a genestealer cult

[jade holly]

Maybe not in the warp but you get what I mean

his own empire out in the galaxy

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[jade holly]

Quick related question: Do Force guns exist? Like could I have a flintlock esque gun be used as a catalyst like how Force Swords are?

[ionic vessel]

https://cubicle7games.com/warhammer-40-000-roleplay-wrath-glory-darktide-extraction-foundry-virtual-tabletop

did anyone play this

Foundry Virtual Tabletop is an application built specifically for experiencing multiplayer tabletop roleplaying games with your friends and party members over the internet. Foundry Virtual Tabletop offers an expansive set of digital tools, designed to imitate and expand the experience of playing a game in-person with your friends. Support for character sheets, rolling dice, exploring battlemaps, and moving heroic tokens are just a few of the many features available, however it goes way beyond these features!

[jade holly]

Turns out I don’t know the definition of Aloof

[midnight dragon]

Plus, ogryn rlly like fighting so ig that also makes them.orky

What if.ogryn are just human orks

[lament shoal]

Never heard of this being applied to guns but psychically charged ammo exists

[celest dome]

Force weapon are melee only.
But the closest would Psybolters.

[wary fulcrum]

How often do Rogue Traders get naked-

You know what,
Never mind

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/154437880138301440/1483715933980594296/image.png?ex=69bb99a4&is=69ba4824&hm=bf05548e8904d526b7f0538d3bd2d219afec0abf4b8e9cb83b2eaf5504d33cc5

That's funny

[misty vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009273964159303711/1483480369025126460/caption.gif

[scenic trout]

Wait until what the CEO said about the backlash lmao

Doubling down

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034030024051871924

NikTek (@NikTek)

Jensen Huang has responded to the comments calling DLSS 5 AI slop:
︀︀
︀︀"First of all, they're completely wrong. The reason for that is because, as I have explained very carefully, DLSS 5 fuses controllability of the geometry and textures and everything about the game with generative AI. It’s not post-processing, it’s not post-processing at the frame level, it’s generative control at the geometry level."
︀︀
︀︀He has also added:
︀︀
︀︀"This is very different than generative AI; it’s content-control generative AI. That’s why we call it neural rendering"
︀︀
︀︀What are your thoughts on this?

**💬 2.1K 🔁 210 ❤️ 4.8K 👁️ 1.38M **

FxTwitter · Mar 17, 2026, 10:12 PM

[vagrant fox]

What a lad

[misty vector]

sounds like a lot of words for a crappy filter on top of the game

[vagrant fox]

I don't want the ensloppifier in my pc man

[lament shoal]

He needs a kick in the balls. That'll change his tune real quick

[limpid granite]

Dude is scared because of the overwhelmingly negative receptiom

You need 2 5060s to even run the ai slop

Which no one in their right mind does

[sacred ginkgo]

Listen

He might be on to something

Its like rich people deciding to "live" in an impoverished area as a vacation

If you're rich enough you can make your game look like shit for a bit

[summer mural]

I just wish he'd make the nvidia cards cheaper instead of making them these premium slop factories

[celest cedar]

I HATE CORPOSPEAK I HATE CORPOSPEAK I HATE CORPOSPEAK I HATE CORPOSPEAK I HATE CORPOSPEAK

[limpid granite]

At the end of the day he has to tell the shareholders that this new ai venture has completely flopped

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cvcnmbxM30w?si=6lB9YuwZX9DMiFcd

[urban spire]

he got the script for that speech from an llm, no way someone goes up on stage and says something that fucking dumb

[midnight dragon]

What does it mean when I feel my.heart slow.down and my body starts getting low energy and I can't focus

[vagrant fox]

Means you should probably go to the doctor

[daring creek]

https://joytoyfigure.com/products/joytoy-wh40k-ultramarines-leviathan-dreadnought-with-cyclonic-melta-lance-and-siege-claws the legs im looking for

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XYDSpIF7djg?si=h0yvc-YxBAaqxl26

[tepid glacier]

Behold the futute is here

[opaque coyote]

YEAH WHO WON THE LOTTERY I DID!

SMELL THAT AIR. CAN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE??

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[cinder pivot]

https://x.com/Danny8bit/status/2033690547144299009

✪ daniel barnes ✪ (@Danny8bit)

holy shit nvidia you've done it again

X · Mar 16, 2026, 11:43 PM

[tepid glacier]

The amount of memes that would be created around this ai sht it definetly worth the indignation about that aberration

[midnight dragon]

Kirky

[midnight dragon]

Hey

[raven stone]

https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/morgan-freeman-london-underground-baker-street-b1275320.html

Shame I don't use the station much...

[midnight dragon]

How far could the darktide rejects make it in the space marine 2 campaign?

[celest dome]

Feat wise ? Pretty much till the end tbh

[midnight dragon]

These 4 normal ass humans are able to do a campaign that was done by some of the best space marines (and should of taken more if were being honest) ?

[celest dome]

Feat wise, yes

Also Titus isn't really part of "some of the best Space Marine" imo

[midnight dragon]

No i meant

Nevermind

[midnight dragon]

Still this is crazy

[tepid glacier]

Where are female Orgryns??

[midnight dragon]

They exist

[celest dome]

They're slightly rarer, but they're still used by the various organisation that use Ogryns

[tepid glacier]

I mean Orgryn are humans evolved by high gravity conditions right?

Should be women out there

But never saw none

[celest dome]

But GW never has given art or miniatures of them and will probably avoid due to possible social problems

[scenic trout]

for the better

we already have unhinged perspectives given by fans

[celest dome]

Lorewise, imo we wouldn't due to some of the missions needing specialized equipements that we currently don't have access to

[rancid cove]

I am very excited for patch 13 of SM2

Saw some leak info

[midnight dragon]

I see

[celest dome]

I mean, it could end up from another subsection than the one that usually is angry

[midnight dragon]

What social problems? We already have females that serve in the Astra Militarum and females that are crucial in other branches of the Imperium, ogryns are literally a subspecies of human, it only makes sense that they'd exist and also be conscripted for the frontlines

How else are ogryn suppose to reproduce if female ones don't exist

[raven stone]

Not in universe social problems, but problems from a rather rabid part of the fandom

[tepid glacier]

Yeah i mean if they exist why should anyone get upset

[midnight dragon]

That's what I'm talking about

[raven stone]

Yea that part of the fandom isn't known for common sense :p

[daring creek]

reading the tyranid codex

jeez

[tepid glacier]

Well fck them then

[daring creek]

Absolutely approved

[tepid glacier]

Probably that fanbase is not as bigger as people think

[celest dome]

Fat, stupid women being somewhat of a touchier subject that fat, stupid men

[midnight dragon]

Women already exist in combat roles in the imperium, the ogryn are a literal subspecies of human, wtf do you mean female ogryn aren't aloud to exist, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, so ogryn are just a fixed population that never reproduce

[celest dome]

Gay people exist and many religious dicks are upset about it 🤷

[rancid cove]

Is not

Ots just a very loud minority of the fandom

Plus very aggressive

[midnight dragon]

Well first off, fat stupid women has existed in media for decades, secondly, why would ppl see it that way?

[raven stone]

I mean feminists will complain about depiction of women, is something GW wants to avoid, for this specific example

[tepid glacier]

But what’s the point of respect that fanbase don’t get it

[raven stone]

We are living in an extreme leaning society

There is plenty of stupid on both sides to go around

[daring creek]

if gw wants to prove its woke, it will portray two male ogyrns french kissing

[tepid glacier]

I hate that that specific fanbase make all w40k fanbase looks too extremist in some specific things

[midnight dragon]

Disgusting non class conscious feminist

[tepid glacier]

Fuck them too

Who cares

[celest dome]

You also have to consider that Ogryn before Darktide were like 5 miniatures and maybe a dozen of artwork

[raven stone]

Yea look not a hill I care to die on, but just pointing out GW's thought processes

[midnight dragon]

Real feminist aren't concerned with shit like that, real feminist read marx

[celest cedar]

comes down to misogyny

[daring creek]

Some feminists will, some won't, its a nuanced subject with no universal opinion

[raven stone]

And what it says about our society nowadays

[celest cedar]

since women cant be anything but perfect beautiful creatures or somethin

[celest dome]

They're a much smaller part of the setting than one might think with Darktide, and it's not really that important imo

[celest cedar]

unrealistic beauty standards set on women...by men

[tepid glacier]

That specific fanbase probably will find 1000 reasons to complain about it so

No point giving them some kind of relevance

[tepid glacier]

Generalization

[celest cedar]

its not

[tepid glacier]

I’m a men and i don’t like that standar

[celest cedar]

yes but youre just one man

[tepid glacier]

Sister of battle looks better with scars than bigger bobs

[celest cedar]

society wise unfortunately that is the norm

[raven stone]

And it speaks to the volumes of stupid that some males will go out of their way to see it that way.

The nefarious quality of art is that the meaning to the viewer cannot be controlled by the creator

But the creator is held as responsible for needing to take all interpretations into account

Again, not my personal view, just the way the world is now

[midnight dragon]

Radical feminist is basically the idea of shit like gender separatism, sometimes female superiority, bla bla bla bourgeoisie pink capitalism at it again to make the proletariat fight amongst each other just like the fiction of race

[daring creek]

oh

[limpid granite]

another nod to genestealers

[daring creek]

radfems? yea no

those are mad weird

[celest dome]

Imperial tools don't meant GSC

Go in time out

[tepid glacier]

That weapon should be a cool melee orgryn thing

[celest dome]

Also Ogryn can use them in Necromunda

[wary fulcrum]

Dunno about that, could be Necromunda too

[wary fulcrum]

I think the Goliath prospects get one too

[daring creek]

anyone who supports the culture war always has some advanced brain damage and weird ideas

[midnight dragon]

I'm a woke leninist and I want to see this to

[midnight dragon]

[tepid glacier]

I’ve been hearing alot about genstealers related to Darktide, i don’t get the references but those have been mentioned thousand of times, i wonder if we will see on this game, probably in DT2

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/headache-stupid-people

[celest dome]

Yes, but it's the GSC one

[limpid granite]

like the one in the exact image i posted...

[celest dome]

DT2 shouldn't and probably won't happen
And most of things people point at as GSC teases are either wrong by simply being Imperial stuff, or nods to the previous campaign Rannick and the higher brass did, which was against GSC on Xanathos

[celest dome]

And it's Imperial stuff

[wary fulcrum]

This is the Venator one!

(It’s an Ork one, I just use the same rules)

[celest dome]

That the GSC steal

[celest dome]

I wouldn't consider Kitbash in the discussion tbh

[tepid glacier]

To be honest i think DT1 gameplay loop it’s nearly perfect so i’m glad that won’t happen, but i heard on an interview to the art director of FS some mentions about new faction

[wary fulcrum]

I don’t think anyone would with the caveat ‘it’s an ork one’ in there

[vagrant fox]

They exist one was a psyker

[rancid cove]

Also

I doubt female ogryns would look much different from male ogryn anyways

[celest dome]

One hit on Jurgen in one of the Caphias Caine books

[rancid cove]

Probably just a different voice tone and more hair

But thats it

[daring creek]

id like to see em

[rancid cove]

I don't
They are going to be ugly anyways and just not very big in lore to address properly

[daring creek]

[vagrant fox]

Look like the ogre cheerleaders from Bloodbowl probably

[rancid cove]

Literally orks but tits

Nothing changed besides tita

Tits*

And theyre ugly as fuck

[daring creek]

Someone here doesn't appreciate ugly bastards

[fervent geode]

Tbh its fortykay

[rancid cove]

Why would I ever

[celest dome]

The old one yes

[fervent geode]

Shitloads of things are wonderfully ugly

[rancid cove]

This is probably how the fem ogryn looks

[daring creek]

the fcuk

[rancid cove]

And it's absolutely ugly

[vagrant fox]

Probably

I do like these they're slayqueens

[rancid cove]

Also aren't ogryns bred specifically to be used as cheap slave labor?

[rancid cove]

More tolerable looking but still horrible

[vagrant fox]

They're often used in such a manner yes

[daring creek]

they not bad

[rancid cove]

Then I doubt they would even care to specifically breed female ogryns

[solid horizon]

Me wifey Susan, isnt she lovely innit ?

[fervent geode]

How do they get more slaves then

[rancid cove]

Magic tube

[fervent geode]

She's proppa wonderful Johnathan roightly so

[vagrant fox]

They could vat grow them or just keep a naturally growing population

One's definitely easier and cheaper

[fervent geode]

But they still exist en masse and not as rare populations

[rancid cove]

I feel like ogryns are too dumb to properly naturally grow their numbers

[celest dome]

Think there is something in the cosmetic that imply that the Moebian domain use quite a lot of Vat Grown Ogryn, but you still need Ogryn women to get their egg and stuff I guess

[solid horizon]

Would explain the morbillion ogryns wolfer uses

[fervent geode]

Even the dumbest person can... well yknow

[rancid cove]

Mayhaps

I just personally don't fucking care over having artwork or models for fem ogryns because they don't have any lore importance whatsoever

[vagrant fox]

They can be quite clever they can figure out p in v

[rancid cove]

Plus because some loud minority of the fanbase would use those artworks and minis to make some atrocious comments or atrocious kitbashing

Because as always chuds and incels ruin everything

[vagrant fox]

I don't care overly much but it'd also be cool to see

[fervent geode]

Ive not got not much of a bother either, but i think they'd be cool to add to my solar aux ogryns

[vagrant fox]

Would take it over felinids though

[fervent geode]

Hear hear

[wary fulcrum]

They use normal minis to do this, so doesn’t really count like

[solid horizon]

Gender problem was solved in my army

[vagrant fox]

Unless felinids are really fucked up and grody looking and not just catgirls

[solid horizon]

They're all genderless warp lobotomite cyborgs

[fervent geode]

[midnight dragon]

They are, they are called ogryn slaves

[wary fulcrum]

Sorry, that sounded dismissive, what I meant was that their behaviour wouldn’t really change and as such it doesn’t make much of a difference in that regard

[celest dome]

Felinid imo should never happen cause they're not upset more people than anything

[midnight dragon]

Yall gotta hear.me.out

[fervent geode]

Amazing

[midnight dragon]

/j

[rancid cove]

I would rather have felinids because they have 0 content

[vagrant fox]

unless not j

[rancid cove]

Ogryn already have expanded lore

[fervent geode]

What about my FAHCKING LONGSHANKS

[daring creek]

You make a great point...

[vagrant fox]

true

Longshanks when

[wary fulcrum]

Because they have one planet and they’re not allowed to leave, or and no one is allowed to interact with them

[celest dome]

Not true

[solid horizon]

Planet of dr Moreau

[midnight dragon]

Fuck those nazi bootlicking billionaire worshipping pigs

[celest dome]

As we know that they're used by the IG (most likely as Abhuman Auxilia)

[daring creek]

All hail ben shapiro

[vagrant fox]

They're just rare outside of their world

[midnight dragon]

-account based in israel

[celest dome]

The only Abhuman I remember being restricted to their home planet would be the Verdant

[rancid cove]

False + retcons (like they did for squats and ogryns that used to have 1 mention in lore snippits)

[daring creek]

Shhh thats not true

[rancid cove]

Felinids are an interesting concept that I would be very open to see expanded

[daring creek]

[rancid cove]

And of course added its grimdark body horror

Because they for sure aint gonna be neco anime girls

[daring creek]

Soon.

We will see.

Soon.

[midnight dragon]

Dooo u loave israelllll? I say snaking my neck to you with a giant smile

[wary fulcrum]

Nah it’s catgirls

The kroot who said they were in the Militarum also can’t tell abhumans apart from regular humans, so the narrator (Draik) thought he couldn’t be trusted

[daring creek]

Is ral

[wary fulcrum]

It’s not, it’s in the 6th Ed rule book

[vagrant fox]

GW would pander for sales I know it

[celest dome]

And where is it said that they're restricted to their homeworld ?

[wary fulcrum]

6th Ed rulebook

[midnight dragon]

Huhh???

[limpid granite]

felinids are just abhumans

unless GW decides to do a mixed abhuman killteam your most likely never seeing a mini of them

[rancid cove]

Untrustworthy narrator ain't a good example
We just know of some feline characteristics but they could be very fucked up still especially because RETCONS exist

[celest dome]

Would like to see the source, cause I remember that they're native to 1 specific world, not that they're unable to leave it

[rancid cove]

They can add them in a better way

[celest dome]

Even the Pelager aren't restricted from leaving their planet

[midnight dragon]

It doesn't feel good when retcons happen because very often it's extremely hard to pull off in writing without it just being well, bad writing, "somehow Palpatine returned" comes into mind

[vagrant fox]

Would like to see more longshanks and nightsiders, thems proper abbies

[rancid cove]

Theres nothing much to retcon when felinids are mentioned once in a very old edition and didnt have almost shit to them

Same thing was for squats and now they are a whole different faction

[vagrant fox]

Pelagers would be cool, aquatic abhumans the size of ogryns

[celest dome]

Nightsider don't really have any standard look, they're more a class (technically the same apply to Ogryn, but baseline they're different enough from "normal" humans)

[wary fulcrum]

Confined to the one planet that’s a name (not Luther McIntyre but that’s the imperial planet name of a person I always remember) with an imperial cordon around it

[rancid cove]

Those sound cool as fuck

[celest dome]

Again, find the lore, cause I don't know it is the case

[celest dome]

Are they Ogryn sized ?

[vagrant fox]

Not quite the same, squats were a whole faction with lore

[vagrant fox]

Allegedly according to lexicanum

[rancid cove]

I know but it still was a whole ass retcon that redefined them as a whole

[wary fulcrum]

You’ll have to give me a few hours like, I’ve an ofsted meeting in an hour and I’m in uni for the next 6

[vagrant fox]

Kept the core bits, added some stuff and a bit of a renaming but yes some retcons

[rancid cove]

It was basically an overhaul rather than retcon

[fervent geode]

Apparently although their homeworld is Carlos McConnell, they probably aren't restricted to it since they are said to serve in the Militarum

[solid horizon]

Somehow, Horus returned

[vagrant fox]

Liber Xenologis has something about felinids too however much you can trust that

[fervent geode]

Yeah this is my PDF of Liber Xenologis

[vagrant fox]

Whops

[fervent geode]

But then again it was written by a stupid in universe geek

[celest dome]

Liber has the Kroot stuff iirv

[rancid cove]

🔍

[fervent geode]

Who was almost scammed before

[fervent geode]

Yeah Grekh is the Kroot

[rancid cove]

So untrustworthy narrator
cool

[fervent geode]

I used the last of my pixels on duolingo

[fervent geode]

As always

[vagrant fox]

I'm not sure why I was disappointed why ratlings were just chud hobbits I figured as much
Kinda wanted them to be weirder

[heady rivet]

Apparently Netanyahus son went silent for 7 days and then started going public again. Like 40 tweets a day, to 0, now back to normal. Aligning with Shiva, 7 days of silent mourning by Jewish tradition. Assuming he died in the 9th. So there's more fuel for the fire of him being dead

[fervent geode]

Fair, maybe they couldve goblinfolk

[fervent geode]

Can someone message his twitter to ask him

[heady rivet]

Warhammer plays Halflings extremely straight. Very little diversion from the recipe

[rancid cove]

Good.

[heady rivet]

"Ayo he got slimed?"

[rancid cove]

You will have nothing more, 5'4 chudling

[wary fulcrum]

By a kroot that’s immediately discredited by the PoV because they can’t tell humans apart

[fervent geode]

"Mr yahu have you been slimed, if you dont reply ill slime you"

[fervent geode]

True enough

[rancid cove]

24 missiles towards your house

[fervent geode]

This is why my twitter account is in chudsleigh uk

[heady rivet]

Personally I think Netanyahu is just pretending to not have fled the country and he's hiding somewhere in Europe atm

[fervent geode]

Possuble enough

[wary fulcrum]

Trump asking everyone else to join in is my biggest indicator

Trump is the Muscle for bunny’s plan

No bunny, Trump needs someone else to take the reins

[heady rivet]

Why are you referring to him like he is your Discord Kitten

[fervent geode]

🤔

[rancid cove]

missile still hits your exact location somehow

[wary fulcrum]

It autocorrected Bibby to bunny and I immediately thought of Bugsy from One Piece crashing out over getting called bunny so kept it

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

[rancid cove]

Diabolical gif

[spark nebula]

I'm waiting for the reveal that they were brothers the whole time

[fervent geode]

Alpharius and Omegon

[rancid cove]

Primarchs dream

[solid horizon]

My headcannon is that alpharius and omegon are the same person just different personnalites as opposed to the opposite

[rancid cove]

But they arent

They are literally 2 whole different people

[solid horizon]

Headcannon

Emphasis on that word

[rancid cove]

Im such a fat fucking chud

[solid horizon]

Does not mean I have a cannon for a head

[rancid cove]

Misread it

[solid horizon]

I get you, being an IW dark mechanicus player, I could totally have a head cannon

[rancid cove]

It would be both hilarious and horrific at the same time

[rancid cove]

You don't? Smh weak

[solid horizon]

Still, I like to think omegon is alpharius's green goblin personality

[rancid cove]

A TRUE OLYMPIAN would have 2 head cannons

[storm jungle]

Okay but like

[solid horizon]

For now my army only has one iron warrior lol

[storm jungle]

this cannot be a headcannon

we literally see them being 2 different people

lmao

[solid horizon]

What if I'm just insane

[storm jungle]

I mean you gotta be to like warhammer

oh wait-

[solid horizon]

Real

Also Dilara oh great beholder of the lore

[solid horizon]

Do renegade arbitrators exist

[solid horizon]

Or are they too autiscially bound to the law

[storm jungle]

Not really no, only on some rare cases. Arbitrators are way too brainwashed in modern lore

[rancid cove]

You really like Sopranos huh

[storm jungle]

lmao yeah

[storm jungle]

Peak television and i gotta always respond to unfunny memes and annoying pings with the heavy artillery

Paulie Walnuts never fails

[solid horizon]

Remember, if someone is unfunny, always respond with painfully unfunnier snippets

[storm jungle]

All I got is Paulie Gualtieri unfortunately

the truest italian ever known

[rancid cove]

Probably a stupid question but do primaris also fall on this? Iirc they were presented to be both mentally and physically superior to firstborns so falling to chaos is harder
But are there any canon chaos primaris major characters?

[storm jungle]

We got chaos primaris

they are not immune to corruption

[rancid cove]

Pog

[solid horizon]

Literally a lot of csm are primaris

[storm jungle]

Major characters no because marketing.

[rancid cove]

Ah gotta love GW's marketing

[rancid cove]

I theorized but just wanted to make sure because well

Primaris were presented to be extremely op at firet

First*

[solid horizon]

yeah well I do hate csm primaris

And primaris in general

[rancid cove]

Primaris hate in 2026, son

[solid horizon]

My warpsmith is a primaris because the model is one

[storm jungle]

They'll always be bad

people are allowed to dislike them lol

[solid horizon]

I mean at least it makes my warlord look more important

[storm jungle]

Hate on them is fine as long as it doesnt get too toxic is my rule lol

[solid horizon]

But I like my space midgets

[storm jungle]

I just say "I dont like them" and move on with my life unless the other opposing party presses the issue

[solid horizon]

I don't like the primaris helmet

[sour hornet]

Im tired of my team bro

Expedition is great, but man

[solid horizon]

Look at the midget dude lmao

[rancid cove]

I also don't mind it's just annoying because its just corny
Moved on from Primaris discussions cause they were just excuses for upgraded minis

Just wish their introduction didn't suck

[sour hornet]

I like the whole primaris look tbf, the one thing I like about tacticus marines is that they look baller

[rancid cove]

Everything aside its just plastic crack

[storm jungle]

Its really not corny

[sour hornet]

its not even the helmet

[storm jungle]

they are one of the weirdest and shoddies retcons in the setting lol

also their aesthetic is ass

[sour hornet]

Just the general torso, leg and proportion change is sick

[storm jungle]

Yeah its the lore i hate

[solid horizon]

Firstborns are more harmonic design wise imo

[storm jungle]

the models i can just ignore even if some of them are just shit lol

[storm jungle]

thats due to the entire Tactical Marines concept as we know

where a regular marine could be anything

[sour hornet]

I hate looking at firstborn legs

[storm jungle]

and not a Scatcessor

[sour hornet]

They look so goofy imo

[rancid cove]

Firstborns are way superior but primaris also have a lot of changes that I enjoy (like phobos armor)

[storm jungle]

they are trying to take a HUGE shit

[sour hornet]

Firstborn helmets are unadulterated peak though

[rancid cove]

Corpo slop

[storm jungle]

Lap it up, lap it up 🗣️

[solid horizon]

Of only they updated them so they are not so tiny

[sour hornet]

Beakie and Angry helmets are such a vibe man

[solid horizon]

Yes

Firstborn minis now look like regular humies in power suit due to scale creep

[sour hornet]

They are stanced up like they've been on nothing but ration bricks for 50 years and are backed up like a mf

[solid horizon]

I liked the simplicity of the design

[fervent geode]

I like my helmets spiky

[solid horizon]

Angry helmet was so peak

[sour hornet]

average darktide quickplay experience:

[solid horizon]

Now they all have that citroen grille helmet

[fervent geode]

Yummers

[sour hornet]

Mark 7 our beloved ♥️

[solid horizon]

Death Guard and Iron Warriors when you tell them to change their armor

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[solid horizon]

Iron Warriors when you tell them to stop customizing their armor with random armor models

[heady rivet]

#40k-lore-chat message

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-angry-mad-gif-16754054616247640902

[midnight dragon]

When someone has the exact same opinion as you but they explain it in such a annoying and obnoxious way that you lowkey don't wanna agree:

[vagrant fox]

I saw your pfp and thought it was that guy come to talk about ww1 anteaters nonstop again

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[vagrant fox]

trauma lasts ok

[midnight dragon]

Im a pony

[vagrant fox]

all four legged animals is the same

The horusy heresy default marines don't look so bad now they're scaled properly

too bad it's horusy heresy

[rose thorn]

Any thoughts on the BL app so far

[winged jacinth]

"And then cawl shows up with a new kind of marine and like 10 new vehicles and guns and stuff right on time but he actually has been making and freezing them for 5000 years without telling anyone"

[storm jungle]

Yeah like im not against addition-retcons but the Primaris one was so so bad lmao

literally just dont do anything of this and just go with a silent size increase and new gear

thats it

[midnight dragon]

Retcons are usually very very hard to do without it just being bad writing

[raven stone]

Truth maxing, right there

[storm jungle]

It depends on the retcon

Primaris one was terrible because it just stretched WAYYY too many lines

its not like the Custodian retcon adding women because that at least makes sense for an example

[raven stone]

Primaris was so clearly a poor attempt to get Marine Players to buy an entire army all over again

[storm jungle]

^

Literally this yeah

[raven stone]

Back when their statlines were superior to Firstborn

[midnight dragon]

I thought female custodies was always a thing?

[storm jungle]

SO kinda

they were planned to be a thing but GW never got around to it due to the first range launching at the time

but no lore ever said "custodians ALWAYS has to be men"

[raven stone]

There never was an explicit confirmation or rejection until recently

[storm jungle]

^

It also makes more sense

Custodians are gene-crafted down to the cells

they arent manufactured brutally like marines

they are like greek demigods essentially

Primaris in comparison is like

"THEY WERE UNDER MARS THE WHOLE TIIIIIIIIIME"

"Also heres this super-scientist we just invented that knew everything on how to make them!"

and just- man lol

[winged jacinth]

Custodians being like, of import is a pretty recent development overall

Until a they got a codex they were mostly lore snippets and short stories

[storm jungle]

Its also like-

custodians have always been the side-faction of side factions lol

[winged jacinth]

Very easy to accept we didn't know stuff about custodians lol

[storm jungle]

so its not like this change effects anything aside from just introducing another neat unisex option to a cool army

[winged jacinth]

It would have been one thing if cawl had shown up just having finished primaris and the rubicon

But he shows up with like 5000 years worth of production and a whole armory of wargear lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just SO shoddy

[vagrant fox]

Here's some guys from 30k they get some minor mentions that they suck ok they're dead now bye

??

[winged jacinth]

"Hey why didnt you bust this out in the last 2 dozen horribly dire situations"
"Idk busy"

[storm jungle]

the hilarious part is this effect was so big they literally had to make an entire HH novel to explain how Cawl got the mega-coomseed to make the Primaris lmao

tbh the explanations are fine

its the idea of the explanations thats fucking stupid

like this would be no issue if they built it up prior

instead of just BOOM HELLO PRIMARIS HERES CAWL

lmao

[winged jacinth]

Yeah that too lmao

[sour hornet]

Is this a recurring issue???

[winged jacinth]

I don't think i had heard of cawl before primaris

[vagrant fox]

it was one guy who gave me anteater ptsd

[winged jacinth]

I was anti cawl until i learned hes actually fucking awesome they just fumbled the whole intro

[vagrant fox]

I still don't really care for him

He's up there with Bile, good characters I don't care about because they're the most special little boys

[storm jungle]

Cawl is a very strange case

Like hes an amazing and fun character

but hes also a fucking plot device/deus ex machina

[winged jacinth]

You don't want every convo to be attempted to be derailed with "this is just like my ww1 anteater glorbos"

[vagrant fox]

here's the same anteater tank I posted eight times yesterday again

[heady rivet]

Quar

[winged jacinth]

Cawl exists in a universe with lots of lame deus ex machina plot device people so the fact he doesnt personally suck really stands out

[vagrant fox]

so it was you perfidious woman oogler

[midnight dragon]

Alr about to try rogue trader for the first time,

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-bernthal-punisher-i-liked-it-hell-i-loved-it-daredevil-gif-4658627900572054975

[winged jacinth]

Theres a guy in another discord who will take literally any conversation and decide to add how it affects him personally and the people of his beloved city of boston

[storm jungle]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

sounds like a bostonite

[heady rivet]

Mark Wahlberg

[winged jacinth]

We are talking about the middle east bro we are ignoring you for a reason

[rancid cove]

Solution: Delete boston

[winged jacinth]

Its either boston or how he grew up doing restaurant supply for chinese restaurants

[rancid cove]

Not the mention of boston i mean actually delete boston of the map

Reduce it to atoms

[winged jacinth]

Its probably the only way

[inland frigate]

How many wars have been fought so far on Armageddon?

[rancid cove]

He sounds like Wilson Fisk monologuing but instead of Hell's Kitchen its Boston

[winged jacinth]

2 or 3 depending on your clearance

[midnight dragon]

Delete the usa

[rancid cove]

3 major wars iirc

[rancid cove]

Amazing suggestion

[inland frigate]

So we're going into the 4th full scale war?

[winged jacinth]

The first war did not officially happen

[storm jungle]

this is sitll the 3rd

its been going for awhile as it never officially ended

[rancid cove]

First war was on technicality

So kinda like

[winged jacinth]

(The first war ended with a classic comedic "and then they shipped the whole population to work camps and replaced them" bit)

[rancid cove]

Love me constant fucking wars on the dogshit desert planet

[storm jungle]

yes

[midnight dragon]

This guy looks like he takes his worker's wages and hates labor unions

[heady rivet]

Please sont forget the dogshit jungle

[rancid cove]

I hope the entirety of the Steel Legion dies off and every guard regiment becomes cadia and kriegs

[vagrant fox]

Like a proper noble should

[inland frigate]

I was watching the trailer and it's crazy that the governor was trying to evacuate, but Yarrick was like "THIS IS OUR WORLD"

[storm jungle]

hes good friends with Governor Trumpus

[rancid cove]

Mmmmmmmmmmm rambo-like slop

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1474374204504670382/dehumanizeyourselfdilbert3.gif

[midnight dragon]

Trumpus? Who's that?

[storm jungle]

LMAO

dont worry about it

[rancid cove]

Infucking hate and love this guy at the same time

[midnight dragon]

Is it Donald trump

[storm jungle]

Perhaps

[rancid cove]

For some reason this image won't load and I'm scared

[inland frigate]

How did I do with my Sons of Morkai wolf guard?

[winged jacinth]

The only worse place in 40k than a planet named "hellscape fuckfest hole for dying in" is a planet named "happy good place"

[storm jungle]

tbh armageddon is literally ruined to the point of being useless so the governor isnt exactly wrong, the Imperium is just stubborn and doesnt wanna let go of it.

[vagrant fox]

just search dilbert 3 on youtube and choose your favourite scene then

[winged jacinth]

Dilbert 3 unique video

[rancid cove]

(Somehow its worse than the hellscape fuckfest hole)

[inland frigate]

I love the space wolves

[storm jungle]

Armaghetto*

[rancid cove]

[rancid cove]

Finally loaded
Fitting answer

[winged jacinth]

name planet armageddon
armageddon happens there

[heady rivet]

Bravo

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-men-cinema-kino-don-don-draper-gif-3539584209935878210

[midnight dragon]

Maybe I should play the woke feminist lesbian girlboss (im making fun of ppl who talk like this dw)

[heady rivet]

No I'm taking you at your word

[inland frigate]

Ultramarines sergeant in mkv.

[storm jungle]

Its actually insane how much some people got upset at the rogue trader portraits

40k fans when they see a black person

[heady rivet]

Romance best girl btw or we having a problem

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/peacemaker-running

[rancid cove]

So was Amargeddon named by Kojima this whole time...?

[rancid cove]

40k fans when any minority

[storm jungle]

it aint the 40k fandom if theres no racism in it

🙂

[vagrant fox]

did they really nerf the dads garden dialogue in the invincible show

what's the point of watching anything

[storm jungle]

garden dialogue?

OH

GOD

THAT ONE

💀

[midnight dragon]

Ah yes, the physical embodiment of the far left democrat cultural marxist feminist entitled modern day woman lesbian

[vagrant fox]

yes

[storm jungle]

gyat

I mean uh yea

[vagrant fox]

I don't like comics but this is one of the funniest things I've ever read and I don't know if it was on purpose

and they mcfreaking nerfed it

[storm jungle]

0SDFK0SFK0KDF

To be fair

if it was actually in id legit imagine the audience would complain

is it relaistic, yes

but uhhh

[rancid cove]

Theres and old fuck here at my work that has been watching an AI generated video for a whole 35 minutes

[storm jungle]

Also yeah its 100% on purpose, Kirkman was basically riffing on those types of dads

[midnight dragon]

I didnt see any backlash for one of the main characters of space marine 2 being black, what you talking about?

[storm jungle]

Mine is EXACTLY like this

[storm jungle]

MAN I know this is a meme but like

i have an entire chart of this, hold on

its INSANE how much these people complain about shit that doesnt matter

[rancid cove]

If I was Mark his body would've been thrown at the moon

[vagrant fox]

I'd dab up because I'm a man and I hate women obviously

[winged jacinth]

"My daughters obvious character flaws" is a gold line

[rancid cove]

The funniest one for me is still the "feminine space marine heads"

Holy fuck

[storm jungle]

THAT ONE WAS SO UNHINGED

like-

they are lierally just eastern coded heads???

what the actual fuck

lmao

[vagrant fox]

There's so much whining about things that don't matter at all and it keeps happening

it's been 20 years and it keeps happening

[midnight dragon]

Why is a black character on cover art a sign of cultural marxism and "woke" agenda pushing even if it's a man?

[storm jungle]

Because white people or something idk

its just psychothic tbh

[midnight dragon]

Schizophrenia bro

[rancid cove]

White "people"

[rancid cove]

Minorities

[winged jacinth]

Wait previously wrote a ru pauls drag race game
Are we talking like for an episode or did they make a like ru pauls drag race for nintendo switch

[vagrant fox]

I remember people complaining about Second Lieutenant Mira god forbid the cadians throw everyone available into the meat grinder

[winged jacinth]

Cadia got blown up it doesn't even have demographics anymore

[storm jungle]

Mira didnt get as much flak because shes a pretty white woman

[vagrant fox]

I still saw complaints is more the thing, as she is a woman

[midnight dragon]

Race, the world's biggest and most harmful fiction, one should not identify with this colonialist brainwashing even if you are ethnically European, one should identify with the culture and people they came from, not this fiction

[rancid cove]

M-muh super duper hyper mega strong muscular and sweaty demi god PLASTIC FIGURE has a... a... gulp face of WOMAN!!!!! I CANT HAVE IT I CANT STAND IT!!! THEY NEED TO LOOK LIKE REAL MEN!!!!

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

^

EVERY TIME we get a 40k character thats black people go crazy

racism is so rooted into this fandom its fucking disgusting lol

[rancid cove]

I know i dont care i just like saying shit like that cause it unironically makes racist chuds mad

I mean i already make them mad with the fact i have a trans flag on my name

Got called 5 slurs just yesterday

Very fun

[winged jacinth]

Its especially crazy because its always like
Space wolves, where we've known fenris has black people for decades
The ultramarines which literally recruit from an entire subsector

[midnight dragon]

Ppl mald on me on insta all day because I'm a leninist

[near wasp]

9 ft tall muscle bound woman, how people hate that I don't understand

[rancid cove]

No bro you dont understand theyre just tanned bro its because sun theyre still white!!!!

[rancid cove]

Based

[midnight dragon]

Why are half the female faces in rogue trader so fucking ugly

[rancid cove]

[winged jacinth]

It would legitimately have been nice for the space wolves to have good far north tribal representation but it would be hard for brits

[storm jungle]

LOL

[winged jacinth]

People in 40k are busted

They're all british

[queen laurel]

that's another funny thing i picked. they are looking for supermodels in a setting where looks are peoples like least prioritize thing to worry about

[winged jacinth]

Upload a custom portrait if you care

[queen laurel]

Also another thing you can have a genuinely attractive character in warhammer if it means it's within the boundaries of what is considered attractive in warhammer

[storm jungle]

literally me

[vagrant fox]

like an angel

[winged jacinth]

Truly british... egg phenotype

[midnight dragon]

Wait is this technically NSFW/nudity?

[queen laurel]

no this is fine

[winged jacinth]

Too bald for work

[rancid cove]

Harry potter phenotype

[vagrant fox]

Something that irks me about Space Wolves often is that they're a bit based on vikings but hey no raiding and pillaging and killing random people they're just goofy drinking good guys half the time

horrid

half the time is being nice

[winged jacinth]

Honestly being nice when they're not murdering is pretty norse

[rancid cove]

They're the worst type of viking stereotype

Drunk fucks with wolf pelt and wolf skulls everywhere

And random runes that don't mean actual shit

Its just there to look cool

[vagrant fox]

The most I've liked was Ulfar because he does skeldic meter poetry

and uses kennings

[heady rivet]

Yeah sorry we're gonna have to ask you to leave

[vagrant fox]

or close enough to those things I don't recall exactly

[heady rivet]

My dark woke opinion is that the dark-skinned people of Fenris should have been depicted as Inuit

[rancid cove]

I like only 3 space wolf characters and I can barely recall their names

[solid horizon]

It's because you have trash painting skills

[rancid cove]

That's not how it works in rogue trader

[heady rivet]

Even so

[rancid cove]

I guess

[vagrant fox]

when are we getting this drip btw

fatshark get on it now

[rancid cove]

Never

[heady rivet]

I'm still seething we get a major update with nothing new

[solid horizon]

My point still stands, rock trader

[heady rivet]

Acolyte rerun and recolored Vostroyans in a desert

[vagrant fox]

You should be used to this necromundite

[midnight dragon]

What?

How are you using a phone when you can't tell.the difference between a video game and a table top game with miniatures? There's no way someone can be this ignorant

[heady rivet]

Shoulda just painted better

[heady rivet]

Where is Mordian Iron Guard FS? Please god give us something

[flat nimbus]

if you thinned your paints this would never happen

[vagrant fox]

whodian what guard

[solid horizon]

Real

Use ultra pro max pegasus asshair brushes

[heady rivet]

Also I want Necromunda Guard. And if you check the records there's posts from 2023 where I beg for Imperial Nacy cosmetics on my old account

Its grim

[vagrant fox]

necrowhatda

make sense man

[rancid cove]

Be a true nurgle worshipper and use your diarrhea to paint your minis

[celest dome]

He want the Necromundan Spider regiment as cosmetic I think

[solid horizon]

Real

[heady rivet]

Woman Ogler Regiment

[celest dome]

Or maybe as mini/rules for Necromunda

[solid horizon]

Be a real khorne worshipper and use your blood to paint your minis

[heady rivet]

No for Darktide. Although if we're keeping score there's technically already Necromundan guard minis

[rancid cove]

Be a good tzeentch worshipper and use fent to paint your minis

Be a real slaneesh worshipper and.... oh god.... NO NOT THE URETHRA OH MY GOD

[solid horizon]

I did use real blood on my flayed ones

[heady rivet]

You know a guy actually did mix his poop with paint to make Nurgle minis before

[rancid cove]

[heady rivet]

Allegedly

[celest dome]

Only the Deserter ?

[rancid cove]

Yes thats why I made the joke

[solid horizon]

But then the original shock tactic was to put real spoiled ham slices on my flayed ones

[solid horizon]

Geneseed technical

[heady rivet]

I assume you meant to ping me. Deserter, and the bodyguard lady in House Greim. And the Rogue Trader Imperial Guard minis also, if we really wanna get em all

[raven stone]

I want cosmetics based on Van Saar lol

Let some of the actual sci fi like armour shine

[rancid cove]

Me want sm2 patch 13 NNYYYOOOOOW

[raven stone]

Message unclear.
All other games in your gaming library are updated instead.

[rancid cove]

i have like 100+ games

[wary fulcrum]

Knew I wasn’t crazy

Not by much but knew it

[rose thorn]

lmao

[fervent geode]

Should've known Grekh was an idiot

[rose thorn]

i wonder waht is black library's best selling book?

maybe godblight?

[fervent geode]

Probably Eisenhorn

Considering everyone i know online and offline owns it and recommends it

[jade holly]

Slaanesh worshippers: Freaky shit

The Slaanesh worshipper I want to be:

[flat nimbus]

by Calus’s bejeweled nipples…

[jade holly]

Bro a whole fanfiction of guardians killing everyone for him

Calus is best simp

[paper haven]

https://klipy.com/gifs/futurama-apologize

[rancid cove]

World named Carlos McConnell
How old is this lmao

[jade holly]

Hedonism Bot my beloved

[paper haven]

Reddit mods

[jade holly]

Reddit mods try not to power trip with the smallest amount of power challenge

[wary fulcrum]

6th ed rulebook

[wary fulcrum]

🤷 we got lore saying they’re stuck on one planet and lore saying that they think someone else is wrong

[rancid cove]

Well yeah its old as fuck lore that was written just to fill

Retcon worthy

[winged jacinth]

Iirc it was like a make a wish thing lol

[solid horizon]

Stc

Did they get a canon explanation for 3D printing

[winged jacinth]

I always think of felinids as being thundercats
The only source on them being hard to tell apart from humans is a kroot who probably made the judgement on flavor

[rancid cove]

Oh

Remove it

[winged jacinth]

I think theyll use the tried and true method of just never mentioning it again

Im pretty sure that's the only mention they've ever had?

[midnight dragon]

Its also common sense in at least the broader Warhammer fandom that tau hate is forced and simply everyone who hates on them is ignorant about everything regarding the faction?

[winged jacinth]

I think a lot of it is gundam inspo + surface level good + epic hate the commies memes

[midnight dragon]

Whats inspo

[jade holly]

Inspiration

[midnight dragon]

Why would anyone hate Gundam, wtf

[winged jacinth]

Im walking i gotta save letters

[jade holly]

It’s less that and more “is it just the Gundam army?” Tmk

[midnight dragon]

So yeah, ignorance

[midnight dragon]

I think there's a agenda behind it

[winged jacinth]

That and the asthetic yeah

[vagrant fox]

I don't like mechs so I don't like most of their army

[winged jacinth]

I do suspect they were initially created to try and capture some of the gunpla market

[vagrant fox]

But there's some parts to it, older players complaining about the new faction and newer players pick it up and on it goes