40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

It was in universe propaganda

Explicitly

lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah heres the page

Its literally censored and mythified

and tells us nothing

lmao

[arctic talon]

And not very clear on if it was true or not

[summer mural]

fandom brainwashed*

the propoganda worked

hes dead, now hes back, you get a discount if you preorder

[vagrant fox]

This is a great cosmetic, scanner fastened to the shoulder so you'll always see the enemy coming, spare one in the belt just in case

zealot/10 wisdom

[summer mural]

i cant tell if its sarcasm or not

[vagrant fox]

I'm quite fond of evil imperials who wouldn't be able to figure out how to operate a flush toilet

[scenic trout]

The auspex on the shoulder is so funny

And is a working one

[arctic talon]

Ngl wtf is the use case for that one

[summer mural]

the best part is it doesnt even look tightly fastened, its probably gonna fall off

[scenic trout]

Aura farm

[summer mural]

like its poking to the right past his frame

[vagrant fox]

I imagine it's just there for superstition, it gives you keener senses

[summer mural]

its there so your teammate can read it very quickly, its actually great for them to access visually, and tell the braindead zealot what to do asap

[scenic trout]

Spider sense

[summer mural]

minimize zealot thinking

[vagrant fox]

Gotta combine it with the parchment nailed to the face for maximum immersion

[summer mural]

excellent tactic

[scenic trout]

Does anyone feel using the auspex in the raids are a bit janky?

When trying to swap

[nocturne crest]

Charion was a major character!

[scenic trout]

It also annoys me a bit that I can't move my character when using it

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it's a little finnicky to switch off it to weapons again

[storm jungle]

He wasnt lol

literally made up for a slop game

God why do people care for this dumbass character

[scenic trout]

Trying to press quick swap and does not work at times, so I have to push or swap by the weapon keybind itself

[vagrant fox]

jealous because he's more woke than you because he's black

https://klipy.com/gifs/chairon-warhammer

[storm jungle]

what the FU-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1483242866833756371/flyingbulwark.gif

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, more interesting than Gabriel to me.

[summer mural]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

oh yeah, I gotta grind this is complete drip

[summer mural]

why is that guy wearing no discernible cloth

[vagrant fox]

you're jealous

[summer mural]

it looks like hide

and papyrus

also is that the front or the back

[celest dome]

Tertium Same day delivery

[summer mural]

because if its the front, WHY IS THERE PAPER ON HIS FACE

[storm jungle]

because its 40k

[vagrant fox]

you wouldn't get it

[celest dome]

Velum

[storm jungle]

and imperials are nutjobs

also yeah its velum (pape)

[summer mural]

at least put it on the back of the skull

[vagrant fox]

no

the cosmetic is called blind faith for a reason

[summer mural]

at least wearing below the eyes and over the nose like a true wastelander

and have eyes that are actually blinded

preferably eaten by a sibling

[vagrant fox]

if I was Lucky Luke I'd shoot you but alas

[summer mural]

also it looks like some updated dropped

time to reinstall dt?

[vagrant fox]

yes

[solid horizon]

I'm Joe Dalton

[summer mural]

last time I played was uh, very shortly before hive scum dropped

[opaque coyote]

YEAAAHH WHO WON THE LOTTERY I DI-

[opaque coyote]

I haven't played in a while ironically enough college is a bitch

[vagrant fox]

I'd normally applaud this but he's a manlet

[summer mural]

ikr

i just drink

it helps

🍻

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately two reasons

A) Fatty liver (non-alcoholic)

[summer mural]

blah blah, just go drink

[opaque coyote]

Don't wanna damage my liver further trying to lose weight rn

[last stone]

Quiters never win, winners never quit

[summer mural]

i think I may have actively damaged my liver

itl be fine

💯

one day I woke up and felt like I had to clutch it somehow

[vagrant fox]

don't worry

we're all gonna die anyways

Preferably before the ecosystem of the world collapses entirely

[last stone]

Or ww3 makes Krieg look like a jet2Holiday

[languid meadow]

my kidneys

thye urh

aughhh

[fresh axle]

this new lore is hitting

[summer mural]

dt lore?

[vagrant fox]

https://fixupx.com/FilmsFallout/status/2033693351854182693?s=20

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[fresh axle]

the kidney pain lore

[vagrant fox]

crazy dlss 5 does this

[summer mural]

or 40k lore?

OH

lmao

kidney is fine, you dont need the kidney for anything like...super..important

liver is necessary though, so you can consume alcohol

[heady rivet]

My friend has so little game sense its insane

[languid meadow]

should've been here months ago when I posted a photo of me in the hospital

lol

this is not new

[fresh axle]

ive been on and off darktide and tend to skip cutscenes, always been more into fantasy + vermintide. Is the lore essentially a guardsmen regiment going rogue?

[opaque coyote]

B) uhhh

Shock to you all but I do have a filter to lose

[rancid cove]

for darktide? yeah

[vagrant fox]

plus a bit

This one's a wee bit ass I had one mission where the tornadoes didn't render

[heady rivet]

Dude the bots in this game are more useful when you go down

[storm jungle]

No thats literally just the background for one of the enemy factions lol

[rancid cove]

Guard regiment go to planet to fight
Leader for the guard regiment annoying, when offered salvation from the enemy (bad daemon man) they accept and kill the leader

they join the bad daemon man

[fresh axle]

Got it

[gilded imp]

I have one friend who keeps having to ask where the medicae is even though it is SEVEN FOOT HIGH, BEEPING AND GLOWS

[vagrant fox]

kill your friend

[rancid cove]

I think he was lobotomized as a child

[fresh axle]

I finally got to the end-times part of fantasy lore and it was so bad that I hopped onto the 40k bandwagon

[gilded imp]

don't need to, the heretics are happy to

[vagrant fox]

Several of mine never know where the thing is and I just say it's around the corner

[tepid glacier]

Is there any specific reason for Armageddon to be constantly attacked by diferent factions?

[storm jungle]

Its just orks

no one else attacks it

[arctic talon]

its just orks

[heady rivet]

My friend played so much Smyker he literally cant do anything in melee, he cant dodge anything, he cant move quickly

[arctic talon]

the daemons on it was because it took a dip in the great rift

lol

[rancid cove]

didnt Angron attack it once?

[heady rivet]

Its like actual dead weight

[tepid glacier]

Angron ?

[celest dome]

Ork infestation being difficult to delete

[storm jungle]

orks are the majority

[arctic talon]

that was just due to a chaos uprising

[storm jungle]

orks are the majority

[arctic talon]

lol

[rancid cove]

therefore not only orks

[opaque coyote]

Generally I do want to DM a Dark Heresy(?) one shot where the final encounter is with a CSM.

And basically said CSM is a word bearer offering them to join or they could try to fight or run.

Fighting would basically be guaranteed death unless if they get like all 100s

[arctic talon]

This was a chaos uprising that managed to summon him

[storm jungle]

shut the fuck up 🙂

[arctic talon]

no special reason

lol

[rancid cove]

skill issue lol hahahahahaha

[tepid glacier]

But what's the reason? i mean only a Waaaaaaaaag i guess?

[languid meadow]

including chaos violence or not

[arctic talon]

as for why there's daemons on the world now

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393270878751686657/806416131543793686/image-3.gif

[arctic talon]

It was in the way of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHs and Ghazkull likes it

well liked it

The third war got boring for him

[rancid cove]

Rogue Trader part 1 if you could join the WB

[tepid glacier]

What would be the power of Yarrick compared to average space marine with the orcs buff?

[storm jungle]

He doesnt have a "power"

[arctic talon]

Yarrick isn't stronger because of the Orks

[storm jungle]

hes just good at his job

[arctic talon]

he's a normal ass old man

[opaque coyote]

Since I also kinda want help introduce 40k to my friends via the campaign

[tepid glacier]

it's that significant?¿

[arctic talon]

with a bunch of drugs and cybernetics

lol

[rancid cove]

Yarrick = 10 space marines trust

[opaque coyote]

Like what an SM is

And all that

[arctic talon]

oh also he's so full of hate and spite its kind of hard to kill him

[opaque coyote]

What is Chaos

[arctic talon]

lol

[fresh axle]

is the extent of the cult infiltration on Atoma known or is it kept vague like many things?

[tepid glacier]

i read somewhere that the orc power could make it stronger due the fear they have about him

[storm jungle]

Its known by the higherups and the locals

[arctic talon]

We know they have connections to nobles

[arctic talon]

thats not how the WAAAAAAAAGH field works with orks

[storm jungle]

but its complicated lol

[fresh axle]

so.. no exterminatus then?

[arctic talon]

not yet

lol

[fresh axle]

at that point i’d just cut my losses

[opaque coyote]

With said CSM basically preaching to them literally

Offering the basics of Chaos as well as his personal thoughts

[arctic talon]

Exterminatus only happens

when a planet is literally about to become a daemon planet

[rancid cove]

The way I presented my friends to 40k was to make them just be a low rabble civilian group trying to escape a Nurgle infected hive city

[storm jungle]

and thats why you dont make the decisions 🫡

[tepid glacier]

it wasn't a battle were they were literally shooting tanks that were empty by the power of imagination?

[storm jungle]

no

[fresh axle]

yup

[arctic talon]

That is meme lore

[storm jungle]

Sergio im begging you stop reading lore from random places, just use the Lexicanum

[tepid glacier]

oh fdamm

[fresh axle]

make cadia blush at how we’d leave atoma

[storm jungle]

the fandom is already poisoning your brain

[arctic talon]

MANDATED EDICT, MERCY SANCTION

[rancid cove]

Sergio please PLEASE pick up a Black Library book

PLEASE

(or the lexicannum)

[tepid glacier]

so the imagination thing it's not lore canon? that's really dissapointing

[arctic talon]

its reality lube

[storm jungle]

why is it dissapointing

[arctic talon]

not literally rewriting reality

[storm jungle]

orks are already cartoony as is lol

[arctic talon]

It makes ork guns work better

rather then just jam and explode

[rancid cove]

it does exist its just not how loretubers make it sound like

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

it makes their vehicles push further

[storm jungle]

orks imagining shit into existence is stupid as shit

[arctic talon]

it makes Orks betterer

lol

[rancid cove]

basically

[tepid glacier]

so it's like a little buff about specific things?

[rancid cove]

ork gun on ork hand work
ork gun on human hand not work

[tepid glacier]

cause they believe

[rancid cove]

thats it

[languid meadow]

It's minmaxing for orks

basically

[arctic talon]

like I said reality lube

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

please don't say that

[storm jungle]

its an unseen psychic aura that holds shit together

[fresh axle]

the real question is why wolfer is kneeling to a random shotgunner in a cinematic

[storm jungle]

Because hes showing his devotion to a higher member of the cult

next

[languid meadow]

because FS didn't have a unique model at the time

[storm jungle]

📢

[rancid cove]

Brother

[storm jungle]

Also that lol

[rancid cove]

like

it aint hard to figure out

[languid meadow]

also because shotgunners in the CBT were like

INSANE

[rancid cove]

just put 1+1 together

[languid meadow]

more dangerous than any other enemy

[storm jungle]

havoc4 shotgunners kill you in one shot 💀

[fresh axle]

brother I wasn’t being serious

[rancid cove]

if guy who seemed like the big leader is bowing down to someone

it means the person is of a higher role

[rancid cove]

I am going to kill you

[tepid glacier]

i feel like a wave of havoc 40 gunners could easily kill an average space marine

[storm jungle]

havoc40?

[fresh axle]

but thank y’all for answering my actual serious questions about the lore before, im tryna grasp darktide lore

[storm jungle]

if we go by SM2 a normal shotgunner could kill a space marine lol

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that enemies with shotguns are always like

Either the most deadly enemy or their shells are full of fucking cotton balls

[rancid cove]

The average space marine dues on deployment before even touching the ground

and then when they land some will die by traps, explosions and random crossfire

[fresh axle]

and im too impatient to watch cutscenes when I just wanna gun down heretics

[opaque coyote]

There's never a "middle of the ground" shotgun enemy

[rancid cove]

Space Marines literally aren't that strong

[storm jungle]

If you cant watch cutscenes then you'll not really get much

its like saying "i wanna know the lore but i dont wanna read"

[arctic talon]

Thats not necissarily true

they do die after hitting the ground though

lul

drop pod insertion is pretty rare

[tepid glacier]

I've always had the feeling that 1000 marines per chapter is too few, considering how quickly they sometimes die, it should be like very rare

[arctic talon]

marines are very rare

lol

[fresh axle]

i rewatch the cutscenes on youtube and have a dude explain me the lore in a video usually

[rancid cove]

Thunderhawk can be gunned down or drop-pod can get hit off-course and kill marines on impact

[storm jungle]

Marines dont appear in every single warzone

[fresh axle]

i just don’t wanna watch the cutscenes in the moment yknow

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

marines only appear in the shittiest warzones

lol

[gilded imp]

yeah if you're a random worker and you see a marine, you're fucked

[arctic talon]

Shits fucked

unless you're on a marine homeworld

then its less weird

[storm jungle]

Its time for astartes backshots

[rancid cove]

You don't need much marines to actually deal with threats

like Grimaldus held a city from being invaded by enormous waves of orks with 100 marines

[tepid glacier]

yes i know but i guess this feeling deeply miss after the amount of media that introduce you to them

[arctic talon]

Also the guard

lol

[opaque coyote]

Basically if a Marine appears in your battle zone.

You're probably screwed.

If a Grey Knight appears.

Say your prayers to the God Emperor. You're basically fucking dead.

[storm jungle]

thats the curse of marketing ye

[arctic talon]

They're poster children

[storm jungle]

because marines are the posterboys

[arctic talon]

so they show up everywhere

[storm jungle]

so their role is extremely inflated

in reality Marines pick where they wanna fight lol

[arctic talon]

its like stormcast in AoS being in like

so much fucking art lol

[fresh axle]

forgive my ogryn mind

[rancid cove]

Not even the poster boys are immune to being killed

[arctic talon]

well yea

no shit

[storm jungle]

so long gay bowser

[opaque coyote]

And that's not including the pre-great rift modus operandi where they basically murder any survivors to "prevent Chaos taint"

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1482427627166765178/Who_is_Darktide_s_Rannick_V1.gif

[tepid glacier]

i like how rogue trader make space marine less common

[gilded imp]

I mean, who do you see on posters in the real world? celebrities. and when is the last time you met a celebrity?

[arctic talon]

Tbf if you're alive when the grey knights are around

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-in-sand-gif-9117206983684039942

[storm jungle]

TBH

[arctic talon]

you probably would wish you were dead

[storm jungle]

we see celebrities everywhere live

celebs are like dime a dozen

lol

[opaque coyote]

You're probably extremely lucky or have the mind of a saint.

Because with a lot of daemons comes a lot of things fucking with your mind.

[gilded imp]

on telly, sure, I don't think I've seen a celebrity in person for maybe a decade

and they travel individually, spacemarines are in clumps

and also, space is massive

[summer mural]

wait

[lament shoal]

Darktide players rn

[summer mural]

are we comparing space marines and..celebrities??

[storm jungle]

Yea

they got a lot of similarities

rich

racist

kidnaps kids

kills homeless people

[celest dome]

Wait is this about CoD having some Pop stars and SM stuff ?

[opaque coyote]

Who deleted my message

Smh

Hadron?

[storm jungle]

Hadron prob

LOL

[celest dome]

Drink people's blood

[gilded imp]

secondary hearts

[storm jungle]

LMAO

FUCK

[summer mural]

yeah

mark hamill and calgar are practically the same person

[tepid glacier]

Those are very commong things on the grimdark future

[storm jungle]

truth is stranger than fiction

[gilded imp]

who are we to say that Tom Cruise doesn't have an oolitic kidney

[tepid glacier]

Even the primarch of the Salamanders has some weird moments with childrens

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/IGN/status/2033974422961340791

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[storm jungle]

Vulkan was 100% on the Island

[storm jungle]

tbf

Cruise is like an actual freak

[languid meadow]

yeah but like for the child hunting and not the other stuff

there's levels to the evil

[rancid cove]

please god make this be real

[opaque coyote]

THEN WHY DID YOU ANNOUNCE IT LITERALLY YEARS EARLIER IN THE FIRST PLA

[tepid glacier]

The peluca is crazy

[opaque coyote]

When something is announced, people expect it to come soonish

[tepid glacier]

Todd it's seriously affected by Skyrim success

[opaque coyote]

Not ALMOST A DECADE LATER

TODD

[storm jungle]

I feel like we should publicly execute Todd

[rancid cove]

Before and after chudfication

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Why does he have that statue of David ass haircut

[vital ginkgo]

What is the general belief of the Minotaurs? Are they believers in the Emperor's divinity?

[rancid cove]

whos david

[rancid cove]

they believe in whatever gets them more gear from the high lords and inquisition

and to keep the privilege of stealing other chapters stuff

[rancid cove]

without getting in trouble

[storm jungle]

We literally dont know. We never get any insight into Minotaurs as people

they just like killing marines

[rancid cove]

ah

[vital ginkgo]

I see

[rancid cove]

"minotaurs as people"
space marines are already very detached from humanity especially the minotaurs

[summer mural]

and whose fault is that todd

[rancid cove]

ah
probably because its a blood angel face

so it kinda is supposed to look like

old greek statues

and shit

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-bee-reimu-fumo-touhou-gif-16924532949663392148

[storm jungle]

?

[summer mural]

what if the minotaurs are actually minotaurs

[rancid cove]

didnt get the joke

[summer mural]

that makes sense tbh

[opaque coyote]

Would honestly be more interesting than them being generic SMs

[storm jungle]

your joke sucked

[rancid cove]

you suck

[solid horizon]

Like yo mama

[summer mural]

what if one of the minotaurs is literally just taurox

[opaque coyote]

Like if they had a Geneseed defect that turned them into muscular overpowered Beastmen

[rancid cove]

dont have one

[opaque coyote]

Beastmen if they took steroids

[rancid cove]

nghhhh hairy overpowered beastmen

[opaque coyote]

"I swear these muscles are full natty"

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

Too bad SMs are uninterested in sex.

[solid horizon]

I wasn't targeting you, but if you felt like I was then you might have something to hide

[opaque coyote]

Shooting your dream down before it can fly

[rancid cove]

insert chaos

[opaque coyote]

[tepid glacier]

i wish someone speak like that to Erebus on primarch reunion

[languid meadow]

I spit on you and piss on your grave

[rancid cove]

i thought it was directed at me ngl

[opaque coyote]

Fair enough

Has to be a specific God though. The rest generally don't make the pp work again

[storm jungle]

Great movie

[summer mural]

"Primarch Reunion" that should totally be a thing lol

[rancid cove]

Slaneesh obviously

[opaque coyote]

Of course

[rancid cove]

it was and is going to be again
Lion and Guilliman

going to talk with each other

[summer mural]

"talk"

[solid horizon]

Yes james workshop, more primarchslop

[storm jungle]

yeah have sex

[solid horizon]

Waiter waiter

[rancid cove]

hot

[solid horizon]

One morbillion more spacechuds

[tepid glacier]

there was even an specific place under terra for this kind of reunion but seems like it wasn't even used

[storm jungle]

well yeah because their pods were flung away

[summer mural]

can guilliman get out of his new armor

[storm jungle]

so the Emperor didnt get to groom them

[storm jungle]

no

[tepid glacier]

even the 2 missing primarch were there if i'm not wrong(their statues)

[summer mural]

so..it has a zipper?

[storm jungle]

no

[summer mural]

so..sex??

[storm jungle]

no

[summer mural]

well

fair enough

[solid horizon]

You hate eldar because they are xeno, I hate eldar because they helped gullible man, we are not the same

[storm jungle]

[tepid glacier]

he sleeps on his feets

[storm jungle]

"gullible man" is CRAZY

[solid horizon]

I know he is

Nobody sane would wear such horrible drip

[summer mural]

tbh I actually liked the eldar because they helped guilliman, it gave credence to the idea that at least some of the eldar arent as deeply and badly fucked in the head as the imperium

[storm jungle]

I mean

they arent

lol

[solid horizon]

They helped him because it was in their advantage to do so

[summer mural]

ik, but the evidence is nice nonetheless

[storm jungle]

they helped Guilliman because the Imperium is the perfect meatshield to protect their species

and Guilliman is a good nazi warlord

[solid horizon]

They did it because they are fucked up fellas who think death is the solution

[storm jungle]

No thats just the Ynnari

dumbo

[summer mural]

yes but the Imperium wouldnt be able to even use that same tactic because of sheer xenophobia

[solid horizon]

Sorry ma'am

[storm jungle]

Its okay I forgive you

(not)

[solid horizon]

I will crucify your balls, but since you are a woman I will crucify your tits

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

[tepid glacier]

Do you think the Night Lords will experience any kind of resurgence in importance within the lore? I've always been fascinated by their appearance, and I imagine some new miniatures would be fantastic.

[storm jungle]

Not really, they've always been a footnote because they are formed from rapists, killers and psychopaths who all betray each other

they are fragmented by their nature

[crystal forum]

they got a killteam

like a year or two ago

[storm jungle]

thats not really lore resurgence

[crystal forum]

shut up dilara

[storm jungle]

no

[solid horizon]

They're blue ozzy osbournes that's all

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-ben-shapiro-window-look-out-your-window-gif-21611096

[tepid glacier]

So, are the sons of the emperor some kind of barbi templars

[storm jungle]

LOL

[solid horizon]

Emperor's bimbos

[crystal forum]

emperor whenches

[tepid glacier]

i'm a barbi girl in my barbi wooorldddddddd

[crystal forum]

least gay primarch

[vagrant fox]

The armour of fate? yes

[crystal forum]

new jersey is disgusting

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486927716675747850/1480356410364792882/rapidsave.com_saddest_moment_of_the_series_for_me_imho-11e3wsmtn2b71.mp4?ex=69ba9597&is=69b94417&hm=ac53c40b78f1abf787a8abf879442bc4abe5b8a096206bb4af95614b6bce28ac&

[tepid glacier]

yeah but it has some cool garbage services

[hallow plover]

They got a book last year?

It was probably mid

[storm jungle]

it was

lmao

[solid horizon]

Is Fabius Bile the main character of Warhammer

[rancid cove]

wait which one again

[storm jungle]

Remnant Blade

[crystal forum]

was it by the guy who did the trilogy

[storm jungle]

nah

[vagrant fox]

it was mildly enjoyable ok

[rancid cove]

havent read that one yet

[hallow plover]

Nooe

[crystal forum]

dont care then

[hallow plover]

Adb's trilogy is a fun read

[vagrant fox]

No waa daddy didn't like it my legion is fucked up I'm Talos I have dorkass seizures just pure Dalchian Rasaqq the Skin Taker being an asshole

[hallow plover]

I'm almost done with Fabius Bile's omnibus. Is Apostle a good read? I need to find my next read in line

[storm jungle]

Its okay/mid

ive seen some people kinda hate the long buildup and ending

[rancid cove]

I should reallly read The First Heretic

[tepid glacier]

That's Hadron ancient protocol don't laugh

[rancid cove]

[vagrant fox]

Apostle is alright, falls short on a few things

[hallow plover]

The book is frustrating because everyone acts like idiots in the book

[vagrant fox]

Liked Remnant Blade more than Apostle in hindsight

[nocturne crest]

They should have put Charion in a dreadnought...

[tepid glacier]

i was thinking about the same, was about starting Horus but someone told me to begin with the First Heretic

[storm jungle]

what

[hallow plover]

Huh

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[hallow plover]

Why

[tepid glacier]

idk!

[storm jungle]

No offense but however said that is a complete idiot

[hallow plover]

Just read the books in release order smh

[vagrant fox]

It's certainly a suggestion of all time

[storm jungle]

Jokes aside the first 3 books are a must read

AFTER that you can read whatever you want

just be sure to ask here for the quality

a lot of them are shit

lmao

[vagrant fox]

just skip to the ending you know what's in between

[tepid glacier]

I'ts very confusing since the Heresy has tons of books

[rose thorn]

[rancid cove]

I'm so tempted to re-read the first ones before moving out to anything else but Im curently procrastinating finishing Horus Rising and I only have like 22 pages left

[storm jungle]

Good news you only need to read like a handful

theres like 68 books

[storm jungle]

why are you telling me this, SHUT UP

[hallow plover]

54 main books and theres probably only a dozen worthwhile lol

[tepid glacier]

if i remember correctly it was Horus galaxy in flames and the other one i forget

fake gods maybe?

[rose thorn]

dont ask how many good ones there are

[storm jungle]

"fake gods"

[rancid cove]

SORRY FOR WANTING TO ENGAGE ON THE CONVERSATION

[storm jungle]

False Gods 😭

[tepid glacier]

false gods!

[vagrant fox]

You just need to read Horus Rising -> False Gods -> Galaxy in Flames

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/pls-god-strike-this-individual-down-strike-down-god-kanye-kanye-cat-gif-9334290556842141514

[vagrant fox]

this is the entire truth

[hallow plover]

Last HH book I read was Nemesis. It was... interesting

[tepid glacier]

this was related to Conrad Assasin right?

[rose thorn]

form what i heard adn read, all of the word bearer and ultramarine books are good

[rancid cove]

lmfao what even is the context behind this scene

[rose thorn]

aka every legion that redditors hate

[rose thorn]

"thats kinda gay...."

[tepid glacier]

you have a full extended mag of Sopranos scenes to answer everything

[hallow plover]

It's the imperium assassin team wanting to kill Horus. And you've got a chaos assassin on the other PoV

And of course the basic human pov was the most interesting

[tepid glacier]

Oh, sounds like an interesting read, it was good?

[hallow plover]

Ehhh i'm mixed

[rose thorn]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hallow plover]

Good potential and flawed ending?

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-in-space-with-markiplier-iswm-wormhole-gif-25056680

[hallow plover]

Not the best but i've read worse slop from BL

[tepid glacier]

i see

[rancid cove]

is that markplier

[rose thorn]

probably i just clicked the first blakchole gif i could ifnd

[rancid cove]

im pretty sure it is him

[hallow plover]

It's a self contained book too so if you want to read it go ahead

[rancid cove]

that facial expression looks like mark

am i insane

[opaque coyote]

I kinda see it too unfortunately

[tepid glacier]

what the hell is even that

[rose thorn]

its like in ai generated vidoes when a guy turns into charlie kirk for 3 frames

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/rOctmSZhyTk.gif

[tepid glacier]

i'm starting to feel like we are going to the grimdark future....

[rancid cove]

Charlie Kirk showing up randomly in AI generated videos is so fucking funny

[opaque coyote]

Horus towards the Emperor

"I WAS HIM ALL ALONG. FATHER..."

As his face switches between his own and Charlie Kirk

[rancid cove]

Trump is already acting like the average 40k governor

[hallow plover]

It's already here

[opaque coyote]

We're not 40k levels yet

Now Cyberpunk 2077 on the other hand...

[rancid cove]

Emperor: No.... It can't be....

Horus: BUT IT IS !

Slight ethereal effect as Horus's face switches for a second

Emperor: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

Horus: The AI... the memes... KEPT ME ALIVE!!!

[rancid cove]

we're also very far from that, we're gonna live on the worst dystopic future ever]

[rancid cove]

that would imply Trump is actually decently in health and of mind

if anything he's a slaneesh corrupted governor with dementia

[tepid glacier]

if i'm gonna live the tecnobarbarian shit i know exactly how i would like to see

https://tenor.com/view/wez-mohawk-gif-22953705

[hallow plover]

I hope the nuclear fires consumes me rather than live the technobarbarian age

https://tenor.com/view/explode-terminator-fire-explosion-skeleton-gif-16779623

[opaque coyote]

"This- this Imperium is gonna be the best Imperium. The absolute best. But we have a problem- nobody can give the exact count but- we but we have, over the years, approximately 425 million aliens, many Xenos have come into Humanity's galaxy, so we need to purge them- we have the best of everything. We have the best army- the b-best space Marines those little flying angel things and I-"

Mic gets cut off

[rancid cove]

the eldars are eating our dogs

[tepid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-dance-trump-dance-trump-donald-trump-trump-speech-gif-10698773455757198824

[rancid cove]

god I hope this decrepit old fuck dies soon

[tepid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[opaque coyote]

Tbf we haven't gotten to the point where we're making bets on how many people will die-

Oh wait yes we have

[rancid cove]

i mean that we are not going to have any cyberpunk style augmentics and shit, just boring chud incels going awooga at edits of their fascist country bombing innocent children while pedophiles run free and going "omg so based to own the libs!!!!!"

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact btw, the intro of 2077 where you see the guy shouting "Solid and sturdy thirty!". The context is that the guy is doing a lottery for how many die in a NC district. If you guess the right number, you get a nice Eddie payout.

Of course, this doesn't include districts like Pacifica who are officially separate from Night City

[rancid cove]

no sandevistan, no arasaka, no mitoshi eye cyberware

just reddit cringe chuds larping as military men kidnappin people

[opaque coyote]

We do have an Arasaka tbf

Palantir

It's just not Japanese

[rancid cove]

Palantir is not as decent as Arasaka somehow

[tepid glacier]

i saw some exosqueletons out there

[rancid cove]

just the way ICE isn't as good as MaxTac

[tepid glacier]

give them time

[rancid cove]

those are mostly just for show and dont even do anything

slow and imprecise

[opaque coyote]

Arasaka is dogshit tbf

Like, generally, unemployment = death.

So far we haven't gotten that yet

...so far

[rancid cove]

we have actually

people die because they dont find jobs

almost same thing

[vagrant fox]

Welll...

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but it's not literally dying cause the cyberware in your body is Arasaka owned

And just disabled

It's just the much more benign "maybe" of being homeless

[rancid cove]

yeah they just bomb strike you

[opaque coyote]

Which is still horrible

[tepid glacier]

Fastfood seems like that

[rancid cove]

which is probably way cheaper

[opaque coyote]

Eh. Cyberpunk got that area covered.

None of the food is actually real.

[vagrant fox]

It is crazy to me that h
When it rains in Las Vegas homeless people are just going to die

[opaque coyote]

Environment collapsed long ago. Actual meat, fruit, and vegetables just don't exist.

Tbf we might be heading towards that but so far

We still can buy a steak

So we good on that

[tepid glacier]

i wonder what would think the people that were living and figthing in wars 100 years ago after see world state now

[opaque coyote]

Most of the stuff you eat is insects pressed into shapes.

[rancid cove]

you know what hits me hard also

city lights

light pollution is so incredibly high you can see cities from kilometers away because of how bright they are they illuminate the sky

its genuinely very fucking sad

[tepid glacier]

these conversation give me hungry.....

[opaque coyote]

Impressed at some of the advancements.

Angry at others.

Angry that queer people are walking around but happy that Trump is doing something about it

[rancid cove]

if you get hungry thinking of fast food its so over for you

[celest dome]

You know the people that fought in WW1/Great War were proper ticked when WW2 started/loomed

[tepid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-henry-of-skalitz-kingdom-come-deliverance-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-kcd-gif-11562911697193727668

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I'm a fat fucking chud.

I like me some fried chicken that shit is great

[vagrant fox]

Unless they're on a main street here they shut off after a certain hour
It's nice

[opaque coyote]

Especially with buffalo sauce

Mmm

[solid horizon]

Guessed from the anime pfp tbh

[opaque coyote]

I don't like McDonald's though

[solid horizon]

[flat nimbus]

delicious SCOP

[rancid cove]

KFC is kinda goated ngl but i genuinely do not ge hungry when i see most fast foods

i get hungry when i see proper dishes serverd

[young pecan]

They're coming in and I'll tell you what they're doing they're eating the simivulpes, they're eating the ratlings

[rancid cove]

god i could go with some spaghetti rn

[summer mural]

as somebody thats had a lot of mcdonalds, I can tell you it just aint food

[opaque coyote]

Lmao.

Tbf I'm not obese "technically" just overweight.

Working to decrease it though

[young pecan]

How good it is is just how much it makes you forget that fact

[summer mural]

yes

[rancid cove]

I envy you, ngl

nothing here turns off when it gets dark so if you go out of town you genuinely can see it in the middle of the fucking forest

it makes me so mad and depressed ngl

[tepid glacier]

i have been like 2 or 3 years without testing fast food, it's curious cause i don't miss it, while i was eating each weekend i would say that were really attached to that shit

[summer mural]

good

[opaque coyote]

There's some good fried chicken restaurants if you go for local.

In general, even for fast food, local is best.

[rancid cove]

i only eat mcdonalds when its like the last option

airport, nothing around me seems good? shit migh as well eat the probably human meat burguer

[summer mural]

go someplace where they actually have to cook the food

I eat mcdonalds, but i dont tell myself its food really, its just tasty

its not nutritious at all

[rancid cove]

i only order local thank goodness cause i live in a small city
the ONLY fast food series we have here is fucking subway

[summer mural]

make a burger at home, and get one at mcdonalds, its an entire planets worth of difference in health

[rancid cove]

and its so fucking dogshit

[tepid glacier]

i would say that people usually eat that shit not for the taste but for the lazy and the fast that goes everything nowadays

[opaque coyote]

I know of a burger place that

Gonna be honest here. It looks like every other fucking millennial burger restaurant.

But the burgers are generally a fair price and it actually tastes pretty fucking good. Still cheaper than 5 guys so...

Eh.

They only have one size soda cups and it's small though. Which is probably the most annoying part about the restaurant

[tepid glacier]

nothing better that some tapas on the bar

[opaque coyote]

McDonalds isn't even tasty to me

It just tastes like shit

Same with Little Caesars. But I physically gag with Little Caesars

I physically cannot eat their pizza

It's basically Buck-a-Slice IRL

[solid horizon]

Eat it mentally then

[opaque coyote]

I try to but the daemons in my head get grossed out and shove it away

Except the Nurgle one but he's outvoted

[solid horizon]

Weak ass psyker

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside though. I cannot eat Little Caesars

If you try to take me there. I will refuse

[solid horizon]

As an european I can't relate to any of these statements

[opaque coyote]

Legitimately their pizza is like

Styrofoam with kraft cheese and pepperoni

[last stone]

Tbf, that sounds like most american chains I know

[opaque coyote]

If you come to the hell hole known as America for whatever reason.

Don't eat Little Caesars.

Anywhere else is actually better.

[hallow plover]

I wish we had euro level of quality control/regulations in north america

[opaque coyote]

Even fucking Pizza Hut

[last stone]

I've only eaten in the US a couple times, but never been super impressed

[tepid glacier]

It's American food as bad as it looks from out?

[opaque coyote]

Me too.

[hallow plover]

I have already accepted the cancerigens riddling my body

[near wasp]

It's pizza for the poor

[arctic talon]

Depends on the type of food

lol

[solid horizon]

Tbh it's not that incredible in europe either

[arctic talon]

Fast food is pretty shit on average

For obvious reasons

[summer mural]

american foods got like..an unbelievable amount of quantity per dish ngl

[arctic talon]

But there’s actual good American food

[near wasp]

Yeah go to a food truck for good food

[arctic talon]

Also yeah that

[tepid glacier]

i was thinking about the overall marquet products

[arctic talon]

Portion sizes are fucking insane in the USA

lol

[opaque coyote]

Local Restaurants are fucking great.

Some chains are fine.

Some chains aren't.

The only thing that's the same is that we generally have much bigger portions.

[vagrant fox]

I only eat McD rarely because every other place I can get a burger is 5x the price
There's some 5/10 things on the menu

[arctic talon]

^

McDonald’s is more expensive then sit down

[arctic talon]

As in mass sale stuff by chain restaurants? Yeah most of those are not great

Lol

Tea and coffee tends to be decent though lol

[vagrant fox]

Sit down here usually comes close to $30

[summer mural]

yeah portion size, I once ordered like nachos as a snack, and they gave me something that vaguely resembled a small basin the size of a couch pillow

[arctic talon]

I was referring to other chains tbh

Sit down chains

Stuff like chilis and crap

Which is cheaper or the same price

For something thats actually food

Instead of something thats mostly food

[vagrant fox]

Alas the closest thing to me is a Burger King an hour away

[tepid glacier]

no i mean, supermarket tipical things, i saw on a youtube video things like the Fanta not having orange juice and things like that, i was wondering if the quality overall of the things there were saturated by artificial flavorings and things like that

[arctic talon]

Oh

Super market food is fine

normally

tere's ultra processed stuff

and normal stuff

[hallow plover]

Processed stuff is... something.

Especially anything with colorants

[opaque coyote]

That's basically part of the reason why a lot of Americans are fat.

I eat at a sub sandwich chain called firehouse subs at times. Not recently though.

And their Medium sized soda cup is 32 Oz.

Medium btw

[arctic talon]

Mostly the big thing for food in the US is there's so much fucking corn syrup in cheap stuff

[vagrant fox]

It's pretty tedious to have to choose between McD I can afford but don't want to eat or go to some tourist trap $30 hellhole
So I just don't really eat fastfood, shit is sad

[opaque coyote]

Large is 44

[hallow plover]

NA Subway's bread are considered cakes in Europe lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah

too much corn syrup

lol

but fast food moment

corn syrup is super fucking subsidized

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's our biggest food sin.

[arctic talon]

because american corn farmers are bitches

want money

[opaque coyote]

It also doesn't help that we have a lot of the shit

[arctic talon]

and the government bails them out with cheap subsidies on corn products

corn syrup has the highest margins

so guess what

corn syrup

IF something is cheap in the US

it probably has corn syrup as filler

actual decent quality stuff isn't like that

but some people can only afford the cheap stuff

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I drank "Mexican Coca Cola" AKA "literally coca cola outside of America".

And I could taste the difference

It actually tastes not shit

[arctic talon]

so they just get bread thats got a fuck ton of corn syrup in it

[summer mural]

wtf even is corn syrup

like is it good

[opaque coyote]

And actually sweet

[arctic talon]

It’s just sugar

lol

It tastes fine

[summer mural]

jesus

[arctic talon]

It tastes like candy syrup

Its made from corn

Therfore corn syrup

But cheap American food products tend to have alot of it

[young pecan]

Actually tastes refreshing

[arctic talon]

It’s horrid lol

[tepid glacier]

Damn, when you see all that stuff you understand why things like Ozempik are so popular

[young pecan]

And not like syrup vaguely disguised as a palatable liquid

[arctic talon]

Corn syrup is fine as a sugar replacement

But it’s hard as a filler

[summer mural]

I think I remember once going to watch a movie in the us once and this guy during the interval had like popcorn bucket the size of a short pillar and he was at like a dispenser machine thing and was literally pouring lard all over it

[arctic talon]

Which is horrific

Just saying lol

[hallow plover]

You know what's the real sin? American "maple syrup"

[raven stone]

Wait shit you telling me UK and HK get better Pepsi and Coke than US!?

[vagrant fox]

I bought some imported american ginger ale and it tasted so foul I just threw it out, I wonder if it was the nefarious corn syrup

[opaque coyote]

Byproduct from the starch of Corn/Maize.

Like @arctic talon said. It's a liquid sweetener syrup.

[arctic talon]

Yes

You have better food regulation

lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

Actual food regulation

[arctic talon]

Well not necessarily

[opaque coyote]

Again

[arctic talon]

But often

[opaque coyote]

Why do you think Americans are so fat?

[summer mural]

whats with trump surviving on mcdonalds

[arctic talon]

Corn syrup out the ass

[tepid glacier]

The Fanta here in Spain contains orange juice

[arctic talon]

the poorer people are fat because they can't avoid tons of sugar

[opaque coyote]

Bigger portions, less food regulation, more chemicals in our stuff

Etc.

[arctic talon]

no fault of their own

chemicals are fine in a vaccum

but its the corn syrup thats the killer

lol

[opaque coyote]

Ironic tbh

[arctic talon]

Go and check next time you're in the grocery store in the US if you live in it

and check the cheapest products

[opaque coyote]

Throughout history, poorer people were often thin for obvious reasons

[summer mural]

barbeques are great though, like a proper american steak and ribs situation with bread and mashed potato

[arctic talon]

and look where corn syrup falls on the ingrident list

[opaque coyote]

And being fat was a sign of wealth

[arctic talon]

oh yeah american barbeque is great

[opaque coyote]

But now it's the opposite

[opaque coyote]

There's a reason why like every 50's ass Hollywood Americana movie has one

Nothing like some ribs

[summer mural]

american burger outside of fast food stuff is also pretty dope tbh

[opaque coyote]

And oh god does it smell good

[arctic talon]

but yeah if corn syrup wasn't so heavily subsidized by the government people would be way healthier

lol

[tepid glacier]

i don't think so, there were that Gout, that feet disease that were affecting tons of noble people

[opaque coyote]

Also if portion sizes were cut off

But uhh

[tepid glacier]

(obviously better than die from starving)

[arctic talon]

Well portion sizes are a case of people needing to have portion control

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that part isn't happening

[arctic talon]

but yeah I agree

[summer mural]

yeah you cant regulate portion sizes through the government, people just need to eat less voluntarily

[opaque coyote]

Like I remember an incident in NYC

Y'know those big soda bottles that are bigger than your arm? The mayor wanted to tax it

People immediately began protesting

[arctic talon]

Also yeah ultimately big portion sizes are good for poorer people if they don't eat it all in one sitting

big if

lol

[tepid glacier]

the bad part about the food is the endorfine mechanism of some ingredients

[opaque coyote]

It's also just cultural ironically enough

America was always a country of huge appetites

For freedom, for land, for war

To make your own destiny

[arctic talon]

tbh big portion sizes also are often a sign of a heavily agricultural past which the US was very heavily agricultural for a while

[tepid glacier]

I think that's due to anxiety and depression in general.

[opaque coyote]

Of course that last part has been forgotten

[arctic talon]

its why farmers breakfasts

are fucking huge

[raven stone]

I mean, ok, food quality is one thing.
But how did the portion size perception come to be!?

[arctic talon]

in every country ever

[arctic talon]

Farming == hungry people

never went away with time

like it does with most countries

[hallow plover]

I remember the first time
I went to the states and ordered a large soda

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love Pancakes and Waffles.

I hate eggs which is probably why I don't eat breakfast that much

[summer mural]

i remembering french fries lol, and they gave me like a bucket of fries covered in chilli sauce and cheese

[tepid glacier]

meantime me only taking a coffee for breakfast lol

[opaque coyote]

But God I fucking love the sweet ass stuff in restaurants like IHOP

[vagrant fox]

Another egg hater
I will have to cleanse this chat soon

[opaque coyote]

Tbf that is delicious.

If they actually mix the sauce in and don't like put it on top

Use a fork

[summer mural]

also fucking ice cream jesus christ, a sundae is supposed to be a glass or a bowl

[arctic talon]

my breakfast is nothing normally

lol

[summer mural]

NOT A GLOBE SIZED THING

[opaque coyote]

Same

[tepid glacier]

England people and American always eat alot of calories on breakfast

[vagrant fox]

I eat some chickpeas and vegetables because I'm old and cranky and it keeps me full for a long time

[opaque coyote]

I once ordered a small from Handel's.

I keep forgetting that "small" to them is literally like 3 entire scoops

[summer mural]

I mean, I liked all the food I had in america, but the portion sizes were so large I couldnt function after eating, I had to like take a 20 minute nap after each meal

[opaque coyote]

Fucking delicious though

[opaque coyote]

Yes that's it. Join us...

Become fat

[tepid glacier]

is that common that thing, ughhh tortitas con sirope?

[opaque coyote]

Shoot guns

[winter pine]

I'd be in even worse health if I lived closer to a Waffle House tbqh

[opaque coyote]

Own a Bald Eagle

[tepid glacier]

idk on english

[vagrant fox]

My brother went to NYC for a week and gained 7 kg I think I'd die in the US

[opaque coyote]

Ah yes Waffle House

AKA, the local sight to see fights

[arctic talon]

yeah thats a thing in the US

[opaque coyote]

I wonder if I traveled to Europe

If I would lose weight

[tepid glacier]

looks delicious

but very fatty

[opaque coyote]

Honestly always wanted to vacation in Italy

[summer mural]

you would , because you gotta walk a lot in europe

and you dont eat huge portion sizes

[tepid glacier]

Aceite de oliva, very good for cook

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love Italian food.

I even love Olive Garden despite Olive Garden being the equivalent of Panda Express of Italian food

[vagrant fox]

Depends on what you eat
A lot of people here where I am snack on vegetables and whole grain bread

[mossy peak]

why was horus the emperors most trusted son, i feel like sanguinius and lionel and guilliman are all much more trustworthy people

[winter pine]

I'd lose weight if I visited the UK because British food is somehow still pretty grotesque looking

[opaque coyote]

Neat.

[vagrant fox]

Found first spent the most time together by far

[tepid glacier]

I miss my country food when i travel out of my country, i think people eats very good in the mediterranean zone

[opaque coyote]

I legitimately have no idea how this looks appetizing to anybody

[summer mural]

horus was plenty trustworthy at the time, he was found first by the emprah too, his betrayal is more apparent in hindsight

[opaque coyote]

Like

[summer mural]

but at the time he was the no1 kid

[tepid glacier]

uggg thaT'S English breakfast

[vagrant fox]

Looks good to me

[opaque coyote]

Why the Beans

Beans everywhere

[summer mural]

i dont enjoy british food either

[vagrant fox]

Tasty, filling

[rancid cove]

found first, spent the most time around him, he also kinda "saved" emps during Ullanor

[tepid glacier]

This is faar better

[summer mural]

and beans are common with breakfast

[raven stone]

I love that shit, so…

[rancid cove]

and also was the easiest the most balanced out of all the primarchs

[raven stone]

Although yes, this looks delicious too

[summer mural]

Indian food, japanese food, middle eastern food is where its at for me, even korean bbq

[hallow plover]

Looks great but Quebec is the true king of breakfasts

[mossy peak]

is that a toast sandwich

[opaque coyote]

Is that literally just two slices of cheese

[raven stone]

…yea ok this is a poor attempt at cheesy fries.

[opaque coyote]

They didn't even melt it

Okay

[winter pine]

This is apparently pretty common in the UK

[opaque coyote]

Why?

[vagrant fox]

Stadium food is ridiculous in the UK

[young pecan]

CAM ON INGERLAND

SCORE SUM FACKEN GOALS

[tepid glacier]

that cheedar looks like very artificial, like that cheese you use on the burguer photos of your mcdonalds menu

[raven stone]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-oguri-cap-eating-anime-cheeks-gif-16060731915886780886

This sums up my acceptance of different cuisines (if not the scale of my appetite)

[winter pine]

100% the kind of ultra processed cheese that just melts into oil

[opaque coyote]

Kraft Cheese

So cheesy in fact that it literally cannot be classified as Cheese even in America

[summer mural]

with the weather and the cuisine, the people were heavily incentivized back then to go colonize the tropical world and bring back things like greek kebabs and indian chicken tikka masala, can you blame them really

[opaque coyote]

I wish I was joking

[solid horizon]

Id eat toasts with salt butter and garlic tomato sauce everyday if I could

[opaque coyote]

Garlic bread

Mmm

[solid horizon]

No

Bread

Garlic is in the sauce

[opaque coyote]

Ah

[tepid glacier]

it's crazy how diferent looks the cheese on America

[solid horizon]

It needs to be white bread for the taste

[opaque coyote]

Still good

[tepid glacier]

i mean is this the average cheese?

[vagrant fox]

Little competition for the catering companies who want a higher profit or something

Staffed by first job kids who don't want to be there and don't have enough time probably

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the Kraft Singles type of cheese technically isn't cheese at all.

It's a "Cheese product". They literally don't qualify for being called pasteurized process cheese. In fact, they're less than 51% actual cheese. The rest is processed milk fats, emulsifiers, and various other additives.

[hallow plover]

They make it sticky

The texture is part of the culinary experience

[opaque coyote]

It's closer to an amalgamation of chemicals and fat in the shape of cheese.

[vagrant fox]

I feel when you've eaten a roasted sheeps head everything can look appetising

[opaque coyote]

Like a mutant

And not like the "I have 6 toes" type mutant. I mean the ones that look like this

[tepid glacier]

you guys have to taste this :

[summer mural]

damn that looks good

give it to me

[tepid glacier]

it tastes even better!

[vagrant fox]

I had this in Barcelona or something like it, very good

[opaque coyote]

Cured ham huh?

Damn that does look good

I usually like cooked food better but I can get down with this

[tepid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xcqXBGv5DM&t=181s

There is a big culture related to this specific thing on Spain

[vagrant fox]

It was a bit like skerpikjøt at home but alas better

[summer mural]

whats like the most expensive meat to eat in the imperium of map anyway , like what do the highest ranking non enhanced normal humans eat

[daring creek]

I love eating raw meat

[summer mural]

who doesnt

[opaque coyote]

Damn the Ham spends more time dead than alive

[tepid glacier]

That's really grimdark

[rancid cove]

servitor meat specifically

[opaque coyote]

Still though. If I ever visit Spain or

South America

I'll try some

If available

Also holy shit up to 4.5k USD per leg

[daring creek]

laati

[vagrant fox]

A Rogue Trader supplement had something about this, somekind of brain braised in ork spinal fluid

[tepid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgamLPvvw6A

[daring creek]

are you made of money

[tepid glacier]

they live a decent life

so theyre fat as fuck

[opaque coyote]

No so I probably won't try it

Unless if a plate costs much much less

Since like Waygu can cost a lot but the price varies heavily

[summer mural]

i wouldnt have guessed that in a million years...brain braised in ork spinal fluid

[opaque coyote]

Also depends on the quality

[summer mural]

might as well just eat ork flesh

[opaque coyote]

Why Ork wtf

[summer mural]

how dare you, thats RACIST

[opaque coyote]

I guess the luxury?

Now I'm curious on what the Ork fluid actually does to the brain

[tepid glacier]

obviously there is a big difference of prices, pata negra is the most expensive

but you can try some decent jamon at much lower prices

[vagrant fox]

Jerazol Brain-Fluke braised in Ork Spinal Fluid (don’t let it get onto your brain stem) — Hard (–20) Willpower Test or gain 1d5 Insanity Points

Sensible

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I'll be on the look out for some not expensive Jamon

[opaque coyote]

Mmmm?

[summer mural]

i feel like tau spinal fluid probably be tastier

[opaque coyote]

De-delicious...

[summer mural]

as an ingredient

[opaque coyote]

I talked about it earlier

But T'au meat is probably poisonous to humans due to the sheer amount of cobalt in their blood

I guess you could use some techniques to drain it though

[summer mural]

its a jerazol brain braised in ork spinal fluid

we are well past poisoning considerations

[opaque coyote]

True

But Ork has been established to be edible

[summer mural]

horsemeat is probably a delicacy in the imperium

considering they do have horses

[opaque coyote]

Also fun fact

[vagrant fox]

Shardspider Eggs in Promethium Soup (mind the sharp bits and try not to smoke afterwards) — Difficult (–10) Perception Test or internal bleeding and 2d10 damage to Toughness until medical attention is received

Imperial nobles just built different

[summer mural]

"try not to smoke afterward" you mean after PROMETHIUM SOUP

[opaque coyote]

There is excerpt about a marine (Alpha Legion), who ate an ork, and he suddenly became capable of piloting Ork Aircraft, when his buddies asked, "how do we land", he only said "we crash", very orky

Lemme find it

[summer mural]

gotta love owlcat

[vagrant fox]

This is the Fantasy Flight Games TTRPG rip 😔

[summer mural]

also shardspider eggs actually sounds good, like id down that no problem if I was rich and in space

[solid horizon]

Do necrons have bonemarrow

Nvm that's obviously a troll question

[vagrant fox]

There's also a kind of live crab and other dishes

[opaque coyote]

I am not copy and pasting that shit so here

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/s/lBD6pCSK3B

Have fun

[summer mural]

ork meat is probably fine

considering the orks are fungal in nature

[solid horizon]

Would meat that has dried on flayed ones be more expensive ?

[summer mural]

which isnt saying much but you know, its probably better than that eating nids

[opaque coyote]

The funniest thing in all of this is how the Ork didn't want others to think he's a bitch so the flyboy broke the brake pedal.

[summer mural]

oh damn

dried flayed one meat

that could be like a thing lol

[solid horizon]

Flayed one jerky

[summer mural]

its prob not edible