40k-lore-chat

[fervent geode]

Still, why lock up the Guard Regiment that knows the planet best imo, feels odd

They just wanna push guard without the Steel Legion i guess

[jade holly]

Are Zahndrekh and Obyron lovers or is that left vague for fan interpretation?

[fervent geode]

Since there's no new models coming anytime soon

[crystal forum]

i was really hoping we'd get steel legion models but this animation is really telling me that there's nothing coming out in the near future lol

you just know that if GW was planning to sell new models they'd put them front and center in an animation

[jade holly]

Wait is this the first time we get a canon voice for Yarrick?

[crystal forum]

do you count audiobooks

[jade holly]

Eh?

Maybe?

I guess if the book counts as canon and the voice used for the character is in more than one book

[fervent geode]

Yeap, I'd be really surprised if they ever return anytime soon atp

[arctic talon]

Steel legion isn’t happening this edition lol

[opaque coyote]

Ironic considering a lot of people associate the Kriegers with Nazis despite them literally being WORLD WAR 1 IN THE-

[fervent geode]

Maybe 12e lmao

[jade holly]

I remember an old video I saw of someone getting upset at a ride in a park using a plane from WW2 Germany on it

And it pans over to show it’s the Red Baron’s plane

[crystal forum]

that might be because krieg fans are fucking awful too

[opaque coyote]

With Kriegers basically being a mix of several countries. For the infantry in particular...

Helmet is a weird mix of a German Stahlhelm and French Adrain.

The Gas Mask is a mixture of British Box Respirator with some german features.

The Infantry uniform is the French WW1 uniform but not bright ass blue (which is probably why people don't notice).

The Lucius Pattern Lasgun no. 98 represents the French Hotchkiss Machine Gun with the "no. 98" part being reminscient of the Gwehr 98.

And finally the boots are also French.

Overall, it'd be more accurate for all of the Krieger's to have french accents.

Replace the shovel meme but with a Baguette and a glass of wine

[fervent geode]

Kriegers are Frenchies

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[jade holly]

Thank Emperor they didn’t use the red pants of the Fr*nch

[fervent geode]

If Kriegers had those the Steel Legion would still exist and they'd be niche garbage

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also comparison between the Hotchkiss and the Lucius Pattern Lasgun.

You can see the similarities with the barrel.

[crystal forum]

something i noticed when it comes to fictional WW2 era equipment is people will often just look at the helmet of a uniform and end their observations there

[fervent geode]

Which is stupid

Because the Stahlhelm is really fucking prominent everywhere at many times

[opaque coyote]

I mean there's a reason why they chose muted colors over this

[fervent geode]

WW1, Chinese Civil War 1 + 2, Chilean Army, WW2, Spanish Civil War etc

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't really fit

[fervent geode]

Blue Krieg

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Chinese Civil War was supplied by Germany

[fervent geode]

Yeah ofc

[opaque coyote]

Even had the Nazis train soldiers there.

[fervent geode]

But they started making their own

[crystal forum]

i find it more prominent on the heavy stubber

[fervent geode]

Oh yrah i know

[jade holly]

When are we getting WW2 themed troops based on the Smoking Snakes smh

[crystal forum]

but yeah krieg guns always have those heat fins

[fervent geode]

And the Chiang Kai Shek Rifle is literally a Kar98k

[crystal forum]

it's like their distinctive style

even their heavy bolter has them

[opaque coyote]

Comparison.

Still blue, just much more muted.

[fervent geode]

Almost Fr*nch

[jade holly]

Does the Kriegsmen have any other leaders besides Drier?

[opaque coyote]

Looks less stupid when it isn't BRIGHT

[jade holly]

Dreir?

[opaque coyote]

I like it for some reason

[jade holly]

The horse guy

[crystal forum]

this art has such a narrow gas mask hose lol

like breathing through a straw

[opaque coyote]

Bro was late to get up and got the faulty one

[jade holly]

Do we have any models based on the Attack of the Dead Men?

[crystal forum]

idk what that is

[opaque coyote]

Would be awesome but I don't think so

[crystal forum]

yes, it's a whole ass regiment

[jade holly]

A battle between Russians and Germans in WW1. Russians were hit by a gas attack and they charged through it to attack the Germans

[opaque coyote]

WW1 incident. The Battle of Osowiec Fortress

Basically, Germans gassed a castle the Russians were occupying with Mustard gas. The Germans walked forward with gas masks on, only to see a bunch of the soldiers still alive and attacking. Wearing bloody rags with scalding skin and committing a desperate counter charge.

[jade holly]

They did it to hold off the Germans until reinforcements arrived

[opaque coyote]

Due to them literally coughing up fragments of lung tissue and blood

with their organs dissolving

Along with said scalding skin.

They looked like zombies that came back to attack.

[crystal forum]

huh i think a canadian division did that too

but they used piss soaked bags

[opaque coyote]

The Germans fled from the trench network in a mass panic and they got successfully driven off due to the sheer terror

[jade holly]

I’m just imagining a Nurgle infested unit of Kriegsmen that are designed to have insane movement and charge but like 0 ranged and they are heavily volatile once in melee range

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the Russians bloody rags were also piss soaked

Piss is the second best option to not die of mustard gas

Of course, second best is far from first AKA an actual gas mask

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/28-weeks-later-28-days-later-28-years-later-zombies-zombies-running-gif-5683721486369588248

So kinda like this?

[jade holly]

Yeah

Kriegsmen who know they can’t survive and just Hail Mary into the enemy line

[rigid dune]

Lorewise what would a skitari bring to the group of rejects? To my understanding its not like they would outpower the ogryn or use psyker magicks?

[crystal forum]

that really just goes to show how bad of a chemical agent mustard gas is tbh

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I can imagine they would actually be fast given the fact that they wouldn't feel tired.

[jade holly]

Are we actually getting a Skitarii?

And not a Tech Priest?

a Skitarii is way to high up imo

[rigid dune]

Idk, I just see a lot of people saying they want a skitari/admech

[opaque coyote]

Tbf there's still a good chance that you'll die regardless.

It's just a better chance than "You're basically fucked"

[crystal forum]

in the 1910's probably but these days with some antibiotics and your lungs pumped out you'd prob survive

[jade holly]

And to think, the main thing used to make it was made as a way to make fertilizer

[opaque coyote]

Notably, the aftermath of the Attack of the Deadmen basically only had a couple of survivors. The rest died because their organs were basically sludge

[crystal forum]

there's way worse chemical weapons developed since world war 1

[fervent geode]

Yeap

[jade holly]

WW1 was the Wild West of weapons development

Anything went

[fervent geode]

Stuff that kills with a whiff now

[fervent geode]

Years of development beforehand too iirc

[crystal forum]

you dont even need to breathe in modern chemical weapons

they absorb through skin

[fervent geode]

You just die

[jade holly]

Yeah, industrialization made new shiny toys that the nations wanted to use

Like Dreadnoughts

[fervent geode]

And lessons learned in colonial wars

[crystal forum]

you need a full chemical suit which is not easy to put on in time of an chemical attack

[opaque coyote]

Tbf yeah that is true. Mustard Gas after WW1 was pretty much only deployed against people who cannot retaliate in kind.

[jade holly]

Which saw very little battle cause no one wanted to damage theirs

[fervent geode]

Against the Boers, Hereros, Qing Dynasty

[crystal forum]

italy gassing the shit out if ethiopians lol

[opaque coyote]

"But I need to save this potion for later" syndrome

[jade holly]

Less that and “Shit wait this costs too much to break”

[fervent geode]

Sometimes the wind would change after gas deployment

Leading to uhh

Yknow

[jade holly]

Right back at ya buckaroo

[opaque coyote]

Although sadly enough, Mustard Gas's latest use was in 2015. Specifically by ISIS

[crystal forum]

this just goes to show that rules of war only apply when the enemy can return in kind btw

[opaque coyote]

Which is quite fucked

[crystal forum]

it was highly against the geneva convention to use gas even back then

1930's

[jade holly]

Germany wanted Trench guns banned in the Great War as well tmk

[crystal forum]

italy still did it

[fervent geode]

Too true

[opaque coyote]

USA moment

"Bro the white phosphorous is just for lighting up the area"

(and also like a lot of other countries tbf)

[crystal forum]

they still used flamethrowers all the way to vietnam

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the funniest part is that the USA basically responded with "Yeah, only if you stop using mustard gas"

[crystal forum]

like possibly the most evil fucking weapon known to man

[opaque coyote]

They were used officially to "burn foliage"

Of course... this depends on the definition of foliage

[jade holly]

Leave it to humanity to find horrific ways to innovate on hurting each other

[opaque coyote]

Why just kill a person when you can horrify the rest?

[fervent geode]

Shock and Awe or some shit

Queue two Operation Linebackers

[crystal forum]

operation epic furry

[opaque coyote]

which btw is going swimmingly

clearly...

[crystal forum]

lebanon going to be invaded soon

[fervent geode]

Trump sends his fursonas to fight Khamenei's Yaoi State

[opaque coyote]

Trump begging like every semi-major country only to get like zero answer is fucking funny

ngl

[crystal forum]

he literally asked china to help

you cannot make this shit up

[opaque coyote]

The only answer is from South Korea who basically gave the most non-answer response ever

[fervent geode]

Lebanon always get the shit when other Mid East countries are fucked

[opaque coyote]

Apparently bullying your allies for months makes them NOT want to help

[fervent geode]

Desperate af

[opaque coyote]

Who fucking knew

[fervent geode]

Did he even say Thank You???

[opaque coyote]

Article 5 doesn't even apply to Iran, it requires them to attack first.

[crystal forum]

nah the funniest part is how he just didn't fucking inform anybody beforehand so like even if everybody loved him, who tf would suddenly send their expensive naval vessels to go explode in mined waters?

[opaque coyote]

At least with 9/11, you could use that as an excuse

[opaque coyote]

"Yes, I would totally send my ships to a fucking Forever War."

[fervent geode]

Maybe a shitty excuse for Afghanistan

But Cheney was out for blood in Iraq

We all know this

[jade holly]

So back to 40K before I go on a panic fueled existential freak out at 2am, is Armageddon the start to 11e but a 10e campaign?

[opaque coyote]

Not in the files, all for the love of the game

[crystal forum]

the files we know of so far

[fervent geode]

Holden Bloodfeast is real, and his name is Dick Cheney

[crystal forum]

there's still so many unreleased

[fervent geode]

True

[jade holly]

Wait WB is your pfp a DG? Or some WB with DG colors?

[crystal forum]

like i refuse to believe bush has nothing in the files

[fervent geode]

Oh that, I've been reading Death Guard lately, its good shit

[opaque coyote]

I don't want to know what fucked up shit is behind those bars.

But I hope that it will get revealed soon.

Unlikely though.

Anyways, I am going to stop talking about this before I get an existential crisis at 10:48 PM

[jade holly]

DG was my OG favorite legion

I love me some big slow yanks

Wait

[fervent geode]

I like reading Death Guard books while lethargic, sick, bedridden and angry

[jade holly]

Something ain’t right with what I said

[fervent geode]

Freaky

[opaque coyote]

I like to imagine that the Death Guard fall asleep sometimes in the middle of a battle

Bc it's funny to imagine like a ominous figure towering over a guardsman only for a sudden

[jade holly]

Honestly i bet some DG just radiate narcolepsy on other people

[fervent geode]

Anyways my pfp is Captain Malig Laestygon from HH Legions if you want the card

[opaque coyote]

SNOOOORRRE

[jade holly]

Is Horus Heresy Legions getting shut down soon like Warpforge?

[opaque coyote]

They are the definition of a cartoon man eating a lot and patting their belly

And making a

"oueugh"

Noise

[fervent geode]

Nope just Warpforge

[jade holly]

Never really got into Horus Legions, just played the campaign modes

[fervent geode]

I see

Me neither

[jade holly]

stupid fucking Leman Russ fight as Magnus

Bro just says no to all my magic shit

[opaque coyote]

Did you get your spine snapped

[jade holly]

Ok so the Thousand Sons have a magic mechanic in the game

And Space Wolves have a special affect to not be able to be targeted by said magic abilities

And guess what buffed Russ does to his allied cards

[opaque coyote]

That's a weird ability for them tbh

[crystal forum]

is it?

[opaque coyote]

I feel like Imperial Fists fit that more given Dorn

[crystal forum]

space wolves curb stomping the magic egyptians is kinda their style

[opaque coyote]

True

[crystal forum]

it's like their entire HH arc too

[opaque coyote]

Idk I just imagine Dorn whenever I think of

"Lmao miss me with that nerd shit"

[jade holly]

Space Wolves have what I call the ability to be

Smartness Immune

it’s even in lore tmk

[crystal forum]

dorn is too busy fortifying terra

and being the posterboy of HH for some reason

[opaque coyote]

The immense power of

"NUH UH"

[jade holly]

Buffed Peter is insane in Horus Legions

He gets his Iron Circle deployed early

[fervent geode]

Praetorian V Warmaster i guess

[jade holly]

Aka two 8 cost cards down on turn 1

[fervent geode]

And he was acting Warmaster after Isstvan III

[opaque coyote]

Bro was holding the Heresy together

Lowkey carrying that shit

So that makes sense

[crystal forum]

boring ass legion regardless

[fervent geode]

Facts

[jade holly]

God I want the Iron Circle to return

I NEED to see what they look like now

[fervent geode]

Daemon Engine Automata prob

[jade holly]

Exactly

[opaque coyote]

I honestly want to see the designs of the Daemon Primarchs now

[fervent geode]

Me too tbh

Well

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I kinda wish for Lorgar to look not human asw

[fervent geode]

Not my primarch but the undiv ones

[opaque coyote]

Although in what form idk

[fervent geode]

Maybe Daemonesque now?

[jade holly]

Perturabo is the one I NEED to see

[fervent geode]

Necrotic Corpse in a beefed Logos coming soon hopefully

[jade holly]

Lorgar i expect to be a head with a mane of fire surrounding it and a crown adorning his head

[crystal forum]

i was just reading a passage in the night lords omnibus where a space marine is just talking about how stupid the primarchs are and i was nodding my head so hard

guy was bitching about how kurze was a moron for killing himself

and how the demon primarchs are doing jack shit in the warp

[opaque coyote]

Honestly thinking of him kinda looking like a statue.

A statue, glowing red in it's incandescence. The sigils on his head glowing with gold. He would think of himself as the equivalent of a Bodhisattva. An enlightened being in Mahayana Buddhism who, motivated by supreme compassion, delays entering nirvana to help all sentient beings achieve enlightenment

[fervent geode]

Think about it

He follows the Eightfold Path

[jade holly]

I want something akin to this. A focus on mouths and words all over his body

[fervent geode]

And its Four Noble Truths

[jade holly]

He is the voice of Chaos

put emphasis on his words and mouth

[fervent geode]

Not transcendent enough imo, i'd like him more inhumane

[crystal forum]

i thought lorgar was still relatively unchanged

[fervent geode]

Last we saw him

[jade holly]

Vox Daemonum

[fervent geode]

And he haven't seen him in a long while

[jade holly]

Voice of Daemons

Here’s what I want

First of all, no eyes

I want him to be blinded by his zealotry

Literally letting Chaos guide him

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I also agree with him looking more demonic (or daemonic ig) asw.

I just think it should be a mixture of divine and daemonic. A false prophet/antichrist type deal

[jade holly]

Then make his armor etched with glowing words of chaotic and daemonic faith and guidance

And with his role as the head priest of chaos and essentially the Herald of Chaos itself, make his form have representing influence of all the Chaos gods

He should look the most corrupted

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah

[crystal forum]

still wild to think that bitch ass lorgar started the HH just because his daddy told him not to worship him

[fervent geode]

He should have a lot of eyes

He wanted truth this whole time

[opaque coyote]

The Lorgar Leresy

[fervent geode]

He needs to see it

[fervent geode]

He failed the test

[crystal forum]

guy didn't even stick around for terra he just fucked off

[fervent geode]

I mean

He was an idiot who tried to coup Horus

He got kicked out

[opaque coyote]

Eyes everywhere but where the eyes actually are. That should remain blank.

Symbolizing both his "sight" and the fact that he has truly blinded himself.

[jade holly]

But he has chaos, and they guide him to his truth. I think making him blind would be a better representation of the despair in it. He wants to witness truth but can never truly see it, only know it through the words of Chaos

[crystal forum]

literally nobody likes lorgar in the setting i swear

[jade holly]

For he is the Word Bearer

[opaque coyote]

Angron.

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah and have two gaping holes into the warp

[fervent geode]

Russ, Sanguinius, Horus, Magnus and Angron were his friends apparently, possibly Roboute and Malcador a long time ago

[crystal forum]

post HH i mean

[fervent geode]

There's no despair for him, the bastard won

[opaque coyote]

Roboute definitely felt betrayed on some legel

[jade holly]

I still think this is the best summary of the iron Warriors:
They don’t serve chaos because they want to. They serve Chaos because FUCK. YOU.

[fervent geode]

Not to mention so many UM have friendships with WB

[opaque coyote]

Tbf like

I don't think any of the Chaos Primarchs after the HH have any allies beyond maybe their own respective Marines.

And even then, that's not guaranteed.

[crystal forum]

iron warriors serve themselves by using chaos

[fervent geode]

Luciel and Tchure
Alcaeus and that guy
Aethon and Sedd

[crystal forum]

i dont think they consider it serving anybody

[fervent geode]

But they are slaves

[opaque coyote]

They're huffing copium basically.

[crystal forum]

ofc

[fervent geode]

Oh they want to, for the power that is

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf shoving daemons into tanks is funny

[fervent geode]

Everyone does that though

[jade holly]

“What is my purpose?”

“You make my coffee machine work”

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but the IW are second to only the Dark Mechanicus in terms of expertise

[fervent geode]

Hell the WB have a factory for it

[fervent geode]

Maybe

[jade holly]

And the DM are second to Vashtorr

[fervent geode]

Still we invented Chaos Attack Drones

[jade holly]

And Morty made the Plagueburst Crawler

[fervent geode]

He made a few others too iirc

[opaque coyote]

"TERRA WAS PROMISED TO US 10,000 YEARS AGO!"

[fervent geode]

Cooped up in his Black Manse

[opaque coyote]

Hadto

[fervent geode]

TERRA WAS PROMISED TO MY PRIMARCH 10000 YEARS AGO

[fervent geode]

Fair

[jade holly]

Iron Warriors be like: When the blue collar workers quit working for you

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Vashtorr is basically the Chaos God of Invention and Technology.

It's hard to outclass God of a concept

[crystal forum]

the galaxy was promised to the emperor 10 million years ago or smth

[jade holly]

The universe was promised to the Necrons 65 million years ago

[opaque coyote]

Especially when they were on the grind literally millions of years before the Dark Mechanicus

[crystal forum]

old ones promised the eldar they'd still have an empire

womp womp

[opaque coyote]

Actually

[jade holly]

Well they did have one the Aeldari just fucked up

[fervent geode]

Gooned too hard

[opaque coyote]

I just find it funny that Vashtorr is the equivalent of like

An old MMO player that refuses to use new pay2win mechanics

[jade holly]

Just like Davy Jones said:

“You were a horrible captain, but a captain nonetheless”

[opaque coyote]

AKA dealing with mortals

[fervent geode]

Calas Typhon

He described him

[jade holly]

And:

“Haven’t you been going around, referring to yourself as ‘Captain’ Jack Sparrow?”

[crystal forum]

im still pretty interested in the idea of the eldar empire which we have like no knowledge about

[fervent geode]

It was like the Drukhari

[crystal forum]

i wonder what a unified eldar empire looked like

[fervent geode]

If they didn't repress their psychic ability

So galactic Commorragh

[crystal forum]

before it turned to shit i mean

[fervent geode]

Hmmmm

[crystal forum]

i wonder if they were always assholes

[jade holly]

Yes

[fervent geode]

They got worse slowly

[jade holly]

The answer is yes

[fervent geode]

The Craftworlders are the remnants of their pre decline civilisation

[crystal forum]

i want to read stories about the crone worlds

they interest me

[fervent geode]

I'd assume it a was a Long Fall

[fervent geode]

Same ngl

[jade holly]

Those knife ears are so sensitively emotional. They were def assholes

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I like to imagine a mix.

Since there was still a population that explicitly didn't like that shit.

The CW Eldar were basically Doomsday preppers and the Exodites are basically Amish.

I can imagine a good chunk of Eldar were normal but got their souls eaten anyways because they didn't prepare

[jade holly]

Pardon my Necron superiority is showing

[fervent geode]

Munifience was once a Crone World called Eliathada

[fervent geode]

Seems very possible yeah

[crystal forum]

since this is dark age humanity era i'm assuming the whole galaxy was just a slightly less hostile place

[fervent geode]

Probably

[crystal forum]

but you never know

it could have been worse too lol

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine that

30% were the weirdos, 40% were normal, 30% are the other groups

[jade holly]

For being only 10% of what remains of their population, there’s so many Aeldari still

[fervent geode]

Id say like 60% weirdo 30% normie to weirdo 10% exodite + CW

[crystal forum]

it's kinda interesting how craft worlds were just trade ships

[opaque coyote]

All of the normies died because they ignored the Exodites and CW being like

"DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING? THEY'RE SUMMONING A FUCKING CHAOS GOD! WE HAVE TO PREPARE!"

[crystal forum]

never really intended to be permanent living locations

and now they're the last refuge of their species other than exodite worlds

[opaque coyote]

So basically the MFS who were warning people about Trump back in 2016

[crystal forum]

it's kind of weird that the psyker race didnt see it coming

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they did. That's why the CW Eldar prepared in the first place

[arctic talon]

They did

lol

[crystal forum]

not all

[arctic talon]

The majority of people just didn’t give a shit

[crystal forum]

most didnt

[opaque coyote]

But I imagine that the weirdos didn't care because they were too busy gooning.

And it's worth noting that prophecy is uh

Very inaccurate in 40k

[arctic talon]

Not all pelple are super into Psyker stuff as eldar

But the seers knew

And they told people

No one listened

[crystal forum]

maybe they thought they'd create an eldar god of excess who would be on their side

[opaque coyote]

So basically people but with global warming

[jade holly]

Imagine creating a god

[opaque coyote]

And several other disasters

[jade holly]

We chained our gods up

[arctic talon]

The Necrons literally did this

And got enslaved by them

💀

[jade holly]

And then we enslaved them back

[arctic talon]

They got their revenge though

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

there's this probably retconned lore of a blade that was made to kill slaanesh while the god was still weak

[arctic talon]

Nah

The blade still exists

[opaque coyote]

I think that's the swords to summon Ynnead

[arctic talon]

Fragments of it do rather

Nah

[crystal forum]

very funny weapon idea

[arctic talon]

Unrelated to the crone swords

[opaque coyote]

...

Oh come on that would've been a cool callback

[jade holly]

If only Necron’s existed would Slaanesh die off?

[opaque coyote]

Idk do Necrons goon

[crystal forum]

i meant the fact that slaanesh would be killable lol

[arctic talon]

Oh

LOL

[arctic talon]

Maybe, it’s unclear

It’s highly likely the chaos gods are self sustaining now

[opaque coyote]

Tbf she almost got locked away.

An SM ruined that

[fervent geode]

After all im pretty sure the Gods in 40k are also the Gods in Fantasy/AoS

They could just leave

If everything died

[opaque coyote]

Separate as far as we know.

Could be different parts of a bigger being

[arctic talon]

It’s likely fragments of some greater whole if they are the same

[opaque coyote]

But yeah

[arctic talon]

Since slaanesh is fucking chained up rn

[fervent geode]

Wait ill pull something

[arctic talon]

In AoS

[fervent geode]

Someone asked Grombrindal lmao

[opaque coyote]

It's like being banned on one server and being forced to play on another

[crystal forum]

im sure there's other galaxies to infest too unless the universe is 90% tyranids

[arctic talon]

Someone pointed out slaanesh’s dick was out in this art and I can’t unsee it

[fervent geode]

Oh god i see it too

[opaque coyote]

I mean they're the weirdos for looking smh

[arctic talon]

I don’t think it is

But like

💀

It kinda looks like it is

[fervent geode]

Freaky

[opaque coyote]

It's definitely a cloud or something

But yeah it looks like a dick

[fervent geode]

I wonder if the art was intentional though

Some artists i know are freaks

[opaque coyote]

Probably not given that GW generally doesn't show more than like

A titty

[fervent geode]

True

[opaque coyote]

Could've been a sneak

[fervent geode]

That's what im thinking

Maybe someone in the art room was feelin freaky

[opaque coyote]

But probably not given that it's supposed to be a serious art piece

[jade holly]

Where?

I cannot see it

[arctic talon]

Pelvic region has a dark chain going out of it/connecting to it

[crystal forum]

wolf is there any game that takes place in the crone worlds

it's such a good location for a rogue trader campaign

[fervent geode]

They are almost all in the eye of terror, so i doubt it, buuuut i really wanna know too tbh

[arctic talon]

No unfortunately, there’s one that shows up in rogue trader but that’s it

You don’t stay there very long either

[crystal forum]

damn

[crystal forum]

exactly it's like the best loot location

super dangerous so nobody goes there

but the loot must be the best in the galaxy

[fervent geode]

There is also a crazy trade for Chaos/Xeno Artifacts

Could make top dollar

[arctic talon]

Chaos artifacts, eldar empire artifacts, soul stones

It’s the good shit

[crystal forum]

it's literally eldar archeotech come to think about it

[fervent geode]

Yeah, the aeldar would buy that shit

Or weirdo nobles

[crystal forum]

or kill you for it

[fervent geode]

Depends on the aeldar and you...

[heady rivet]

New tumblr update is fuckin ass what is this shit

[crystal forum]

i think most would just kill lol

[fervent geode]

Fair lmao

[heady rivet]

If they keep doing this I'll change nothing and still use the site every day I swear

[crystal forum]

this shit is like their most prized relics

[fervent geode]

Unless they cant without severe loss at least

[arctic talon]

Tbh the eldar already do crone world salvage operations

Very fast and limited

But they do them

[crystal forum]

kinda weird to me that we never got to know the eldar home world

if they even have one

[arctic talon]

They did have one

But it’s lost to history

[crystal forum]

but they didn't evolve right?

they were directly created to fight necrons

why would they have a home world

[arctic talon]

They did evolve

They got kidnapped and genetically modified

By the old ones

To serve as weapons

[crystal forum]

oh that's even more fucked up

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[vagrant fox]

Looks the same to me except for the posts complaining that an update

[arctic talon]

The eldar have a not great view of the old ones lol

They appreciate that they were given all the technology and shit

But having your entire species forcibly conscripted and genetically modified is uh

💀

It’s unclear what made them desirable for genetic modification

Because eldar history that far back is not very well recorded

[crystal forum]

i just want to know the best loot location

imagine the shit that's on their home world

if a blade to kill a god is something they could just do

[vagrant fox]

Down yonder Mars Labyrinths has quality loot just go get it

[crystal forum]

i feel like mars is mostly trash and you might find something good but mostly you'll get mauled to death

[heady rivet]

Plot twist: Its Terra

[crystal forum]

it's constantly explored by the red freaks

terra probably has a ton of stuff too but it's the same problem where you're just trying to find spots that havent already been explored before and isn't filled with creatures from the age of strife

[lament shoal]

Is terra the worst hive world to live on?

[vagrant fox]

Probably

[crystal forum]

i'm sure it's a slight step higher than a hive being invaded by orks

[vagrant fox]

They keep trying but they're chuds who can't face the horrors

[crystal forum]

these guys have the firepower to level entire planets on mars but they can't even clean out the basement

[arctic talon]

Good news for you the catacombs are mostly unexplored

lol

Comically high risk

99% of expeditions who go down never return

[crystal forum]

all mars has to do if it gets invaded again is unleash the horrors in the basement

[fervent geode]

Go down
almost die to endless tech horrors
see god
die

[arctic talon]

Well they don’t control them but if anyone gets bright ideas they die horrifically

You know it’s bad when daemonic stuff is considered the easy shit

Horrific daemon engines and daemonic scrap code is the less awful stuff

[heady rivet]

The default skin tone is grey. Like, clay grey

Its not ideal

[crystal forum]

i want to see a corrupted servitor factory that kidnaps tech priests and turns them into techno zombies

[arctic talon]

It gets funny when you run into undiscovered horror from the DAOT#123727 and it turns everyone’s organs inside out

[heady rivet]

I like that one shitty reddit post that tries to argue that Terra is 25% of humanity alone or something insane like that

[fervent geode]

Its Made in Abyss

[arctic talon]

Arkhan land is hilarious

He did one expedition with a massive army

Barely survived but came back with a ton of shit

Wasn’t enough and the greedy fuck went back for round 2

[fervent geode]

Land Raider man 🙏

[crystal forum]

there's a pretty dumb lore piece that claims terra's population to be in the quintillions or smth

[arctic talon]

They found a quarter of his mutilated corpse, part of his skull and his personal data log lol

[arctic talon]

It’s quadrillions

I wouldn’t call it dumb imo

But it’s def on the sillier side

It’s plausible

[crystal forum]

i dont think we share the same concept of scale

[heady rivet]

Terra is the biggest but its not so big its any notable percentage

[arctic talon]

All of Terra has been converted to hive

So I think it’s possible

Esp with all the pilgrims

[heady rivet]

For reference, thats more than Coruscant apparently

[crystal forum]

a quadrillion human beings is an unimaginable amount of people

[arctic talon]

Tbf courscant way under shoots

It’s like in the hundred millions only

lol

[heady rivet]

That being said Star Wars planets are generally lightly populated because travel in Star Wars is dirt cheap. So even the core world ecumenopoli would be the same

[arctic talon]

Eh good point

Also guys look it’s where hadron is from

Only forgeworld from the Warcom post that wasn’t all traitors during the heresy

[heady rivet]

A lot of planets in Star Wars are like one major settlement lole

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[heady rivet]

And thats when Guilliman is among nobility on Terra btw, if I remember right

[arctic talon]

Yeah the nobles and the rich got grey skin mostly

lol

A few have normal skin tones

[crystal forum]

so that's why she's so bitter

she comes from a backwater planet

[shadow plover]

if we were to apply the most dense population of a country to (Macau) the full area of earth we would get a population of 1,12125081×10¹³

[arctic talon]

Yeah urdesh is a fucking backwater shithole by non slaved forgeworld standards lol

But hey they aren’t a slaved forgeworld

[shadow plover]

so if we'd have the resources to keep all of them alive, the population of terra isn't that wild

[arctic talon]

So they can be happy about that

Yeah that’s my logic

Most dense country irl

But across the whole planet

Especially since Terra’s oceans are all fucking hive now

[shadow plover]

Yeah the most dense country today which would probably be pretty much below average in the 41st millennium

[vagrant fox]

Cover the whole planet in a layer of Kowloon and then add like 9 more layers and you're basically there for the numbers innit

[arctic talon]

And they went underground

lol

[crystal forum]

except we know terra isn't 100% dense hab blocks because huge portions of it are used by nobility and the palace

[arctic talon]

It’s just Nepal that’s the palace

The nobles live in the spires

[crystal forum]

that's a pretty big area

[arctic talon]

They live above the populace

But they still live in the super dense Hab structures

Just way above

[shadow plover]

it isn't but the average population density has to be many times denser than Macau today

[shadow plover]

answering to this

[vagrant fox]

The palace takes up just the Himalayas which isn't such a big space relative to the rest of the planet

[heady rivet]

Terra is the settings only Ecumenopolis, this is true

[arctic talon]

The tau are trying to build one

lol

[heady rivet]

The Himalayas are the only non-urbanized area

[arctic talon]

Bor’kan or something

[heady rivet]

Sounds like they should fix it then

[arctic talon]

Do not let the earth caste cook

Unattended

They will start building the torment nexus

[crystal forum]

i can only think of star wars where an ecumenopolis isn't treated like the shithole it would inevitably be

every other setting i know rightfully shits on the idea

even foundation which probably was the first sci fi book to use the idea

[arctic talon]

It’s Sa’cea

Which is slowly becoming a shithole

The tau on it live comparably worse lives and the earth caste keep building their stupid fucking hive structures lol

Less luxury products, less food and water

More cramped conditions

But hey, the earth caste are happy and they’re really good at urban warfare

[crystal forum]

it's probably still better than a human hive world

[arctic talon]

It’s explicitly better

And cleaner

Just way worse then any other developed tau empire world

[vagrant fox]

I don't want to be at work I think I'm going to nailgun someone

[crystal forum]

think about the wkuk nailgun skit

[heady rivet]

You mean the NAAAAAAAAAILGUUUUN

[vital ginkgo]

How did the chaos gods benefit from making the primarchs demon princes? Why not keep them as non demon servants like kharn, typhus, lucius and so on?

[cinder pivot]

primarchs have aura

can make other people/things follow them

[celest dome]

Bind them further to their essence, make them able to command Deamons when needed, inspire CSM toward Deamonprincehood

[wary fulcrum]

They can control daemons easier, whereas the others are more point in the right direction

So Lorgar turned Angron, who only ever wanted to be free, into Khorne’s slave

[vagrant fox]

I would prefer not to

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjou-cat-500x-approach-gif-9173747610479875628

kill!

[vagrant fox]

Cats are ratchet creatures

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-kitty-battle-kitty-battle-kitten-attack-kittens-fight-gif-7508370341682640059

[cinder pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-bite-cat-bite-gif-9310113311434746591

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753458527330369627/1197694923856683059/goews_hard.gif

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[urban spire]

all cats are my precious friends

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027699335632269379/1337892860741161153/1027716679817502781.webp

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-text-cant-see-ken-jeong-gif-5957945

[opaque coyote]

What

[heady rivet]

He lives in Minnesota

Plot twist of the century

[rocky gale]

Does the son long for the destruction of Israel?

[heady rivet]

Completely apathetic, mom is just a frantic Zionist

[rocky gale]

I see

[opaque coyote]

I guess you can say that he's in the real iron dome

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/rn_uyAaJ3Z0?si=i6Rpmf29V5NcQuut

Banger joke in here

[spring cairn]

i don't get it

but i'm glad to see that thing in game finally

and ppl were saying it was a spaceship

[scenic trout]

Looks like equivalent to a hulk lol

[spring cairn]

no, the objective laser thing

that looks like some kind of claw

that thing leaked back around launch

[celest cedar]

chat Darktides its updating

17gb 💀

[spring cairn]

not for me

what

[heady rivet]

Restart steam

[heady rivet]

I hate the unemployed I have class today I cant stand these NEETs that get to play

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1462819079839809600/attachment.gif

[heady rivet]

I gotta go in 2 hours man

[rocky gale]

Sucks to suck, I got today off because it's St Patricks day

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-4-re4-rizz-ada-wong-gif-17086756262841801080

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-shaking-gif-1214800249503457963

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ntr-bakushin-pit-gif-3237964924412374621

https://tenor.com/view/chiyono-o-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-lick-bakushin-armpit-umamusume-lick-gif-5669028878177619698

[vagrant fox]

weirdo

[heady rivet]

I will beat the allegations

[vagrant fox]

I'm going home in 45 minutes to play Darktide and plant evidence so you'll never beat the allegations

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/curren-chan-awful-mood

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-pearto-pear-rave-gif-14577297139201453346

[heady rivet]

Just you wait buddy I will beat your ass in the court of public opinion

[vagrant fox]

no

You're already known as a pervert

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-resident-evil4-gif-26066563

[vagrant fox]

Woman looker 🫵 oogler even

[heady rivet]

IT WAS FOR A REFERENCE IMAGE

The comm is coming along nicely btw

[daring creek]

Comes out in an hour so dw

Hour and 30 minutes

[heady rivet]

Its out now

Its literally out now

[daring creek]

Whaa

Im still going to bed

[rocky gale]

Does the update add anything good?

[dapper gyro]

Waking up, update Tides, back to bed.

[heady rivet]

Nah just looked it all sucks. Negative review

[daring creek]

They killed scum

[rocky gale]

Damn

[scenic trout]

refund scum and arbites

[daring creek]

Refund the game

Until they make havoc no demotion

[rocky gale]

Will they refund the thousands I've spent in the commissary?

[heady rivet]

Whale

[daring creek]

Fym thousands

[rocky gale]

Cool hats

[daring creek]

I have spent

5 dollars in commissary

[vagrant fox]

I've spent a micro islands worth of gdp in it to buy every athonian tunnel rat and steel legion outfit

[daring creek]

[vagrant fox]

Maybe pacific micro nation is better

W/e a lie to workshop for later

I'm not sure about Elemental Council so far, I'm not vibing with it

[rancid cove]

https://x.com/dynamosuperx/status/2033227942113743280?s=46

JOLLY J✨ (@DynamoSuperX)

Shadow: “I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM.”

Leon: “Yeah? Then why do you look like you’re living in someone else’s Shadow?”

X · Mar 15, 2026, 5:04 PM

This would get Shadow so fucking riled up unironically

[raven stone]

So some changes suck, but what about Expedition?

[midnight dragon]

❤️

[final dagger]

So the emperor is the one in charge

[rancid cove]

Was*

was the one in charge

[midnight dragon]

Well he used to be but is more of a symbolic person at this point

[rancid cove]

It has been like

11k years since he last actually led something

[midnight dragon]

He officially is still the leader but in practice he isn't

[midnight dragon]

Exactly

To be honest he's probably clinically dead

[rancid cove]

Officially now, Guilliman is the one in charge
The Emperor is more of a figure + doing things outside of the material space (like miracles)

Such as reviving saints, talking to Guilliman and saving him

[rancid cove]

No

He's talked to Guilliman

[solid horizon]

Gullible man should have died

[rancid cove]

He is still alive, just unable to use his physical body

He has been doing shit from the Immaterium since he was put on the throne

[heady rivet]

The Emperor is alive, bit 10k years of Throne have made him less than what he was. He's more of a conciousness than a person

[final dagger]

Is he technically alive. Is kinda hooked up to the warp now right ? Its very wicked when starting to looking into warhammer

[rancid cove]

That's why miracles such as the revival of Saints happens

[rancid cove]

He is alive but unable to do anything with his real body

[midnight dragon]

Yk for a man that preached atheism like him.he was rather godly

[rancid cove]

Plus his mind is shattered into billions of pieces

[heady rivet]

The Emperor is alive, just on life-support and unable to act directly besides a few feats of Psychic will. Worship of him has ironically made him ascend to actual Godhood

[final dagger]

Interesting

[final dagger]

Do we worship him ?

[heady rivet]

If we're keeping track, Guilliman is Lord Commander but is currently micro-managing the Indomitus crusade. The High Lords are running the day-to-day still

[heady rivet]

[midnight dragon]

He's alive but like, alive in the sense of basically your organs and brain still being active and not so in conscious sense, he's not able to.use his physical body

[midnight dragon]

Unfortunately yes.

Even though that's not what he wanted

[final dagger]

Now the real question is he bad or good? Or just misunderstood

[midnight dragon]

Well I mean

[heady rivet]

If the Imperium kills a Xeno, is the Imperium evil?
The Xeno is evil for being weak.
They are both evil for being alive.

[final dagger]

Im new to warhammer if you cant tell lol. I been researching i actually found one of the best intros video ever this one

https://youtu.be/aSdlRRYS9-s?si=sDaVYkmd05OqitbP

[midnight dragon]

• he preached xenophobia

• he wanted to destroy religion (tho one could argue that it was justified because he wanted to weaken the warp which was a existential threat)

• he basically told humanity to do mass genocide campaigns against aliens

Just to.name 3 things

[heady rivet]

No no no, there's only one good Loretuber. https://youtube.com/@arbitorian

Avoid all others

[midnight dragon]

Oh and he was a supremacist

[heady rivet]

Dude he sounds fucking awesome

[final dagger]

I look at it.

[celest dome]

He is bad and misunderstood

[heady rivet]

Ian is actually the only good Loretuber because he's not pulling shit out his ass, gives some meta history too, and actually quotes sources

Also importantly: Actually knows the lore

Every other loretuber is quoting memes and skimming fandom wiki

[final dagger]

I will check him out. If I want to get into warhammer tv where should I start

[midnight dragon]

I think the emporer was needed for the survival of humanity but id say at the end of the day he was definitely a bad guy but still kinda good in a sense?

Good in the sense that he cared about the survival of humanity

[heady rivet]

Warhammer.com

They're all pretty much self-containes stories

Dw about it

[final dagger]

I know that hahaha so dosent matter which ones to watch?

Its like 6 $ for warhammer tv thats very cheap these days

[midnight dragon]

Na fuck that

[heady rivet]

Not at all, off the top of my head literally 100% of them are standalone stories

Hammer and Bolter talks aboht Yarrick one time but like thats it

[final dagger]

Thanks im gonna subscribe to ian

[midnight dragon]

I want to get into the table top but that seems like such a expensive hobby, I grew up playing DND in high school so like, would it be worth it?

[storm jungle]

If you are into miniatures yes

but its a VERY time consuming expensive hobby

[heady rivet]

I have a suggestion.

[storm jungle]

deffo watch some vids on whats it actually like before committing so that you dont get into debt lol

[midnight dragon]

Yeah I saw gameplay of the tabletop

That part looks fun

[shadow plover]

Honestly when it comes to hobbies miniatures are in the cheaper side

[heady rivet]

There's also

Another option

Besides mainline 40k

[midnight dragon]

Is it time to be a larper and only read the books and play the games?

[heady rivet]

There is another

[rancid cove]

Yeah but I have zero respect for the High Lords

[heady rivet]

The Administratum just audited you

[midnight dragon]

I have less so much interest in miniatures as I do in table top games, Warhammers setting itself, and strategy games

[rancid cove]

I'm already a chaos worshipper/renegade supremacist, I've been hated by them

[midnight dragon]

What do you mean?

[heady rivet]

NECROMUNDA
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[midnight dragon]

More like a orc wearing necron metal as paint

[rancid cove]

Shittymunda

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-false-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-462743977075719081

[heady rivet]

Necromunda is a narrative-driven skirmish game about gang warfare on the titular Imperial Hive World. Its insanely cheap, insanely fun. The price of one fully-ready-to-play gang is the same as a single unit for 40k. Its also the in-house Old Boys Club of GW, so it consistently gets the best art, minis, and writing team. Darktide has actually taken a lot from Necromunda from cosmetics to even terrain pieces. If you liked D&D, every member of your gang isnt just a generic face but has their own name and fighter profile

See here

And Necromunda the planet has the most lore of any singular planet, so its easy to fall in love with the setting

[fervent geode]

Come play Kill Team its fun and less expensive than 40k, but ill also say munda is good

[heady rivet]

Kill Team is actually more expensive

[fervent geode]

No, you see i buy 2 kts and volkus and play npo missions until bored

How much did that cost me?

I forgot

[heady rivet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pig-fat-kenjikungifs-fSD3yT23GL0SPqEIqF

[urban spire]

it's cheaper because i forgot how much i paid

[fervent geode]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

Don't trust their Necromunda lies

[urban spire]

seems legit

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-pretty-derby-umamusume-horse-kick-gif-1442147547204730185

[fervent geode]

I havent played munda nor interacted with it outside watching videos simply because there's no fucking munda stuff around here

SE Asia problem i guess

[vagrant fox]

don't touch me pervert unless it's gachi

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-steve-rambo-drive-pilot-aviator-gif-4063459556394463487

[rancid cove]

Midmunda fans try not talking about their mid setting

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/and-then-he-clicked-post-spongebob-meme-gif-13892453623555080261

[vagrant fox]

I could go for like 20 bottles of soju right now

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[fervent geode]

Blud

How

[vagrant fox]

same way I drank a bottle of scotch in 30 minutes and destroyed a toilet

drankin

[heady rivet]

Why do you pee poop

[vagrant fox]

I emulate Jim E. Brown is why

[surreal nest]

Are the NPO missions actually fun solo?

Ive never tried but I really should

[fervent geode]

They are yeah

Its been a while but it was entertaining and you can play around with the scenarios

[fervent geode]

Amazing

[vagrant fox]

I don't think Hadron moisturises

[rancid cove]

Does Cawl moisturize

[fervent geode]

Considering she can probably rejuve, she's prob not that old and did this to herself

[rancid cove]

Doesn't she say she's old as fuck in game

[fervent geode]

200+

[rancid cove]

Ah so she's still young

[fervent geode]

But she should prob physically be 50

But she looks like a corpse

[fervent geode]

Also uh no

He's built like Hadron but worse

[rancid cove]

Has no care for her human skin

[fervent geode]

He has nice hands tho

[fervent geode]

Flesh is weak or summ

[surreal nest]

lubricate

[rancid cove]

Lmao

[fervent geode]

Sacred Machine Oilings

With the Holy Lubricant

[rancid cove]

Some artworks I've seen of him makes his human bity parts still look remotely fresh

[surreal nest]

do you think some mechanicus get socially ostracized because their machine bits are annoying or squeak too much

I have to imagine some of them are like walking cadillacs with a loud stereo and annoying engine

[rancid cove]

Yes

Because that would mean theyre not properly taking care of the machine

So they would be looked down upon their mistreat of its machine spirit

[fervent geode]

Probably, imagine Sigma-Kestral making annoying ass squeak noises and shit at the conclave no one's talking to him

[rancid cove]

It would be uh

Almost animal cruelty

[surreal nest]

would they also be looked down upon if they just had stupid modifications like a fishing rod arm

[fervent geode]

He looks fresh for a 10k year old ig lmao

[fervent geode]

Defo lmao

[surreal nest]

beautiful

[fervent geode]

Prob seen as the resident buffoon

Id like to see that

[shadow plover]

Not his original face btw

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[surreal nest]

local mechanicus has a custom catheter so he can watch burnt peanut 24/7

[fervent geode]

But uh

[rancid cove]

Its like if a guy went trough surgery to install a spinny hat on his head

Everyones gonna look at him and be like

[fervent geode]

Its sort of his body

[rancid cove]

Why would you do that

[fervent geode]

Iirc

[rancid cove]

Just wear an hat

[fervent geode]

The soda sippy cap

But oil

[fervent geode]

Magos with two selfie stick arms

[rancid cove]

I mean for 10k I'd think he'd look like old Emps face on the golden throne

[surreal nest]

love the analogy but we are not going to disrespect surgically implanted rainbow spinny hats in front of me that's my goal

[rancid cove]

He looks good there

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[fervent geode]

He did some shit to himself

Like jerk ssid uh

[shadow plover]

Cawl goes through human bodies quicker than some people their underwear

[fervent geode]

Its not his og face

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[rancid cove]

If that's your life goal I pity you

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[shadow plover]

Am I wrong

[midnight dragon]

Now you see id love this and id get into this but like, do ppl actually play it however.

[rancid cove]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

Yeah they do

[rancid cove]

Midmunda has a good playerbase

[fervent geode]

Its prob the 4th/5th biggest system

[surreal nest]

no but consider the damage done to my whimsy and smile

[rancid cove]

Makes sense

[rancid cove]

That's what she said

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-dac-runner-gif-6011190738981059482

[fervent geode]

Freaky - Eidolon

[rancid cove]

I wish Eidolon had died

[midnight dragon]

Wdym system? What are rhe other systems? What is a system?

[fervent geode]

Game systems

[rancid cove]

System is a solar system like ours

[rancid cove]

A

I thought you meant like

Planets

[fervent geode]

Like 40k, Kill Team, Munda, The Old World, Age of Sigmas, 30k, Bloodbowl

[rancid cove]

[fervent geode]

Oh lmao

[urban spire]

why is it nurgle

[fervent geode]

We are sending blessings your way🙏

[rancid cove]

It lacks.... green

Lacks mold

[fervent geode]

Eat for Nurg holy blessing

[rancid cove]

Let it dry on the sun for

10-15 days

And eat it

[rancid cove]

I'm not

[fervent geode]

This will maximise the blessing🙏

[midnight dragon]

40k is the sci fi one, munda is the street one, old world is during the chorus haresy, age of sigma is the fantasy one, 30k is 40k but younger, and I do not know what munda or kill team is

[urban spire]

flash photography pleases nurgle

[fervent geode]

Not really uh

Old world is the prequel of Age of Sigmar sort of

[storm jungle]

Old World is Warhammer Fantasy

[fervent geode]

The Old World yknow

[urban spire]

if i get sick from this im suing gw

[rancid cove]

It doesn't matter which ones which
40k is best because space marines

[fervent geode]

Kill Team is 40k but based sigmas fighting in teams of 5 elite sigma teams

[rancid cove]

I rest my case

[fervent geode]

Horus horsey

[fervent geode]

30k is Horus Horsey

[urban spire]

they cant all be sigma team

[fervent geode]

Yes

Munda is like a skirmish game set on one 40k planet called munda

[midnight dragon]

Why is there 2 Warhammer fantasy settings?

[fervent geode]

Munda is like chicago

[rancid cove]

Yeah but 30k doesn't have tyranids
But it's second place in my heart because its space marine focused

[storm jungle]

there is 1 warhammer fantasy setting

[fervent geode]

Trvth spoken

[storm jungle]

also because GW just wanted to do fantasy first

then 40k came along

[fervent geode]

And fantasy was like dying of heart failure

So they had to pull out the life support and do age of sigma

[urban spire]

40k started as a joke. its still a joke.

[fervent geode]

Which has been much more successful

[rancid cove]

Tyranids makes 40k come out on top

[midnight dragon]

What?

[fervent geode]

Skirmish game

[rancid cove]

Lies

[fervent geode]

5 v 5

[shadow plover]

It's smaller scale 40k games

[fervent geode]

Yeah basically

[rancid cove]

Kill Team means tabletops are fought in small teams and not armies

[shadow plover]

40k is played with like 100 dudes on the board, Kill Team has 12

[fervent geode]

Really smaller scale

[fervent geode]

10 usually

But ueah

Its mini

[shadow plover]

But the best game is Adeptus Titanicus of course

[rancid cove]

Adeptus Titanicus is good because 1st edition had Imperator titans have jump packs

[fervent geode]

Titanicus would be cool if i could handle anything bigger than a wardog

[shadow plover]

No it's good because it's actually the best game system GW has come up with

[rancid cove]

Thats what she said^2

[fervent geode]

I have no idea because the biggest thing i have is a wardog, but youve intrigued me and ill look into it

Thankies

[rancid cove]

Dude there was a big ass ant the size of my fucking thumb going up my arm and I didnt see it before it almost bit me

Holy shit

[fervent geode]

Emperor's Children Arc

[shadow plover]

AT is played with smaller 8mm scale titans, not the big 32mm scale ones

[fervent geode]

Really?

[midnight dragon]

40k is the sci fi one, 30k.is the one during horus heresy, munda is the street one that takes place on one.planet and is mainly skirmish gameplay, age of sigma is the ??? One, old world is the prequel to sigma, kill team is a 5 v 5 typa game, and what is bloodbowl

[fervent geode]

Huh

[midnight dragon]

Oh

[shadow plover]

well there are madmen who play it on a tennis field sized maps with the normal titans but that's a whole other ordeal

the game system is designed around the small scale stuff

[fervent geode]

Thats what ive seen before

[midnight dragon]

Ah so like, XCOM

[rancid cove]

Bloodbowl is sport game

[fervent geode]

The small scale stuff sounds alot more manageabke

[shadow plover]

I suppose yeah

[midnight dragon]

So Warhammer is just a giant xcom

[storm jungle]

40k is not fantasy

[rancid cove]

Basically

Yes.

[storm jungle]

Warhammer Fantasy is Fantasy

40k is 40k lol

[midnight dragon]

I meant sci fi

[rancid cove]

40k is first best

[shadow plover]

that's a 8mm scale AT Knight next to a 32mm space marine

[fervent geode]

Tf lmao

Lil guy

[shadow plover]

here are the titans next to a knight

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah ive seen these bastards

[midnight dragon]

Rlly?

[rancid cove]

Thats actually a 32mm titan next to a real sized Tyberos Red Wake

[shadow plover]

[rancid cove]

[midnight dragon]

So like.unironically, did i get most of this right?

[rancid cove]

American football or some shit

[shadow plover]

american football if it were cool

[fervent geode]

[rancid cove]

American football but if brits (orks) were playing it instead of americans

[raven stone]

40k terrain…for what…

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/cuxra3ym/the-rumour-engine-17th-of-march/

[fervent geode]

Hmm

[shadow plover]

random terrain piece on a diorama base for something larger

[vagrant fox]

feet

https://klipy.com/gifs/nose-fur

[fervent geode]

Whose feet?????

[rancid cove]

The guy went to the rock that turns you into feet

[raven stone]

Come to think of it, could be HH
I am reminded of the supposed statues that exist on Terra of the Primarchs or something…

Then again could be Armageddon or 11th edition stuff.

[shadow plover]

Don't think we've ever had any rumour engine stuff for Heresy but it could be the first

though the wing motifs weren't as prevalent during the heresy as they're in 40k

[urban spire]

has anyone tried the new darktide game mode

[rancid cove]

Watch the reason there are no Steel Legion on the new Armaggedon cinematic is because they all died during the initial wave of orks and now only Cadia and Kriegs are there

[vagrant fox]

yea it's cool