40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

he is in the category "Human Psyker"

[fervent geode]

You must jump Dilara for that

[daring creek]

TRVE

[limpid granite]

oh

[misty vector]

Jurgen is from an ice planet so anywhere thats not freezing cold is tropical to him, plus having some kind of skin disease and poor hygiene

[daring creek]

@storm jungle ?

I'm pretty sure its literally stated from the beginning hes taken in by the Black Ships

as a young child

and makes use of his psychic power throughout the story

[storm jungle]

Because its not really an important fact

[daring creek]

fair enough I suppose

[storm jungle]

people are here to read about the character itself more than "hes a wizard"

[rose thorn]

it does

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

fuck

[storm jungle]

bro DOES NOT read

[fervent geode]

Uh oh

Execution time

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

:(

[storm jungle]

the noon tomorrow

[fervent geode]

Bye missus

[misty vector]

Oh poor thang

[daring creek]

word search has failed me

[rose thorn]

death by 1000 bolter rounds

[daring creek]

why bolter..

[limpid granite]

i mean

[rose thorn]

he wants to aura farm so badly

[limpid granite]

i think its important to a character wether he is or isnt a psyker

[storm jungle]

its really not

[limpid granite]

BALD

[storm jungle]

and again

its said below

lol

[daring creek]

I blame my monitor

[rose thorn]

i didnt know that his new model was an aged down version of him lol

[misty vector]

What point does he lose his hair

[storm jungle]

the moment he was born

caucasian

[storm jungle]

bald syndrome virus

[daring creek]

dont look as baller as the cover

[limpid granite]

suspicious eisenhorn looking coat in the rotation store

[storm jungle]

its literally his coat

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-video-game-nerd-avgn-middle-finger-working-on-my-deck-gif-5493683556817248759

[daring creek]

me walking

[misty vector]

Norwood 4 here

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stalker-strelok-2

[rose thorn]

avgn lookin ass inquisitor

[limpid granite]

fuckass strelok hairline holy shit

[rose thorn]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-happy-laughing-funny-face-gif-15990603

[daring creek]

How is Eisenhorn a radical inquisitor if he can't even do a kickflip

[rose thorn]

he needs a walking cane

[misty vector]

He cant even laugh

[rose thorn]

As a result, he has limited facial expressions and movement and notably can no longer smile - though he conceded to himself that this was no great change

[daring creek]

can't smile*

[rose thorn]

LMAO

SO STUPID

[daring creek]

atleast where I am

[rose thorn]

if gw kills this man i will buy a new army

which tbf is apretyt good chance

[storm jungle]

the best part btw

abnett barely remembers this and always makes him smile or some shit

lmao

dementia

[rose thorn]

HHDSHHUBHASHFEHAHAHFAS

[daring creek]

I don't like this.

Make it stop

[rose thorn]

mf had a stroke

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-frown-sad-unhappy-animal-gif-17858096

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/pahkjjsi/heraldry-of-the-dark-mechanicum-part-two/

[limpid granite]

it looks like a stag beetle

[daring creek]

beetle! :D

[heady rivet]

Cancel 30k and divert all funds and resources to...a certain other game

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fly-at-camera-go-my-scarab-flying-rhino-beetle-gif-13437238262321750075

[rose thorn]

thats right... AGE OF SIGMAR

[limpid granite]

sigmartide

[heady rivet]

||Battlefleet Gothic||

[rose thorn]

the tabletop game killed by gw's videogame

[storm jungle]

we're next btw

lock your doors folks....

[limpid granite]

hopefully they can do ship battles in total war 40k

[heady rivet]

Darktide is so cool they should make a tabletop wargame based on the universe

[rose thorn]

what the darktide boardgame lmao

[limpid granite]

would be a bit boring if there werent any naval battles

[heady rivet]

Already confirmed its "very limited"

[limpid granite]

darktide wrath and glory

[languid meadow]

I mean that's what I think as well but primarchs are the exception to the rule since their souls are different

[heady rivet]

I still need to GM this one Rogue Trader game idea. And another Dark Heresy mystery I have been kicking around

[fervent geode]

The Daemon Primarchs are on Greater Daemon level

Whereas Ignatius Grulgor, Maloq Kartho, Kor Megron and others are probably an order weaker

[rose thorn]

the darktide boardgame is so weird,

[limpid granite]

wait what the fuck

SO THEY can get a VINDICATOR FLAMER

BUT NOT US

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-reaction

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired-gif-14029153

[rose thorn]

tbf its a foot hero

[limpid granite]

dont care

[rose thorn]

the model

[limpid granite]

give me my comically inefficient flamer eviscerator

[rose thorn]

the karskan and the ogryn are weird, they should have put that named ogryn in there and pretend its generic

and then idk replace the karskin with a uhh

[limpid granite]

tempestus scion

[rose thorn]

castellan?

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/xingxing-monkey-4

[rose thorn]

also the fact you get only 5 pox walkers and teh full triator guard KT is weird

they could have used hte 5 man kit from BSF and put a full 10 man of pox walkers

[limpid granite]

fuck it add everything from wrath and glory into darktide

[rose thorn]

PLAYABLE KROOT RAGHHHH

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to Dark Heresy Grey Knight class with a little blot in the rulebook like "This is OP garbage and will ruin your campaign"

[limpid granite]

normal classes okay okay

and then they just dropkick you with a grey knight

i believe your also forced to only take grey knights

no other origins in your party

[heady rivet]

I cant speak for Wrath & Glory, just Dark Heresy

[void drum]

that would be cool

[heady rivet]

I can check my books when I get home to show the little blot lole

[summer mural]

Wow malakai took over zhar naggrund in my drazhoath campaign

[daring creek]

if its anything but admech I'll be happy

if it is admech ill be happy

but mmmm

[limpid granite]

https://images-cdn.fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/dark-heresy/pdf/support/grey-knight-character-sheet.pdf

imagine as a complete joke they add a grey knight origin to dark heresy

[raven stone]

It gets “better” - the rules are weirdly printed in such a way that when it comes to the heretic forces, you are actually expected to assemble them as intended as pictured (my friend found out the hard way when he did some conversions, then read the rules and realized the heretics are differentiated by individual pose pictures…)

[rose thorn]

LMAO WHAT

[languid meadow]

Lol

[rose thorn]

"put the angry guy on boint B2 and the chill guy on A6"

[limpid granite]

grr youve sunk my battleship

[rose thorn]

lmao

it seems like social media's weird obession wiht calling eveyrthing a 40k like is dying out

[raven stone]

Kind of sort of like that, not with emotions put with miniature posing.

[rose thorn]

the running guy and the aiming guy and uh...

grenade guy

[raven stone]

Social media fads come and go faster than actual non internet fads

[raven stone]

Yep, is why they resorted to pictures and expect you to assemble exactly as pictured.

[rose thorn]

not even killteams does that lmao

[raven stone]

So not conversions friendly unless you go out of the way to just replace the pictures.

[limpid granite]

cant you just like tag the poxwalkers in certain ways

[daring creek]

even as social media brainrotted I am I can never remember last months trend for the life of me

too fast

too exhausting

[raven stone]

I think it matters less for Poxwalker which might have a single profile, but more for the corrupt Guardmesn

Who actually have multiple profiles

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/@LIMC/videos

highly recommend this channel for it

[rancid cove]

Are they trying to lock the dark mechanicum behind the Heresy?

[storm jungle]

does a very normal and professional coverage of each meme trend

[daring creek]

oh I have not watched this in a while

[storm jungle]

Hes VERY good

[daring creek]

I watch it only like once in a blue moon

a lot of the time im like "when the hell was this a thing"

[storm jungle]

yeah id suggest checking LIMC out whenever theres some new meme you dont get because people are braindead af

Lol yeah hes how i also learned what the fuck the entire italian brainrot memes were about

[daring creek]

like tf bro

"everybody hit the sea lion"

Back in my days we did the flop....

[storm jungle]

This entire generation should be nuked imo

[vagrant fox]

I thought the kids planked

[rancid cove]

I thought we were still on 67 what the fuck is the sea lion

[daring creek]

I think 67 might have staying power but that could just be my own brain

[storm jungle]

it wont lol

all dumbass brainrot memes pass

[fervent geode]

LIMC has been documenting the downfall of man lately

[storm jungle]

people were raging on about amogus for what felt like forever then the trend instantly died

now its just "haha remember that?" lol

[fervent geode]

AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS HAHA SUS IMPOSTER SUSSY BAKA SUS AMOGUS

[storm jungle]

Yeah that lmao

[fervent geode]

... glad thats dead

[storm jungle]

Same, I just sometimes post the among us figures because their shape is funny

but yeah 67 will die soon and no one will remember it

[rose thorn]

Yes

[fervent geode]

Actually tho, they were built for memehood

[languid meadow]

The only time 67 was funny was fucking

The fat chud

[daring creek]

i like this

[languid meadow]

That still gets me because how it's delivered

[fervent geode]

It is pure compared to the horrors we have now

[limpid granite]

man im such a fat fucking chud

[rancid cove]

But why
Why not make them on both 30-40k...?
Fucking hell

[languid meadow]

Yeah that's peak

[rose thorn]

So far the only unique dark admech models are in HH epic

[storm jungle]

GW prefers to seperate 30k factions from 40k

mostly to keep the playerbases seperated

[rose thorn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redlining

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid cove]

I feel like because the concept of dark mechanicum not persisting on 40k is stupid
Like maybe most of the og ones are dead but are they gonna act like mechanicus priests dont randomly turn to chaos on the whim?

[rancid cove]

Fuck

[storm jungle]

They entirely persist and flourish though

they just have no minis lol

[rancid cove]

Laaaame

[storm jungle]

Anyway Darkmech are extremely prominent in 40k

they appear in a lot of books

[limpid granite]

also in rogue trader

[storm jungle]

ye

[limpid granite]

and mechanicus

with an entire dlc

[fervent geode]

If its Undivided CSM there's Dark Magos usually

Harrowmaster

Ghost Legion

WB Omnibus

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are everywhere because techpriests are required by principle on most stuff

[fervent geode]

Remnant Blade

Etc

[storm jungle]

i was reading the new Space Wolf book and they randomly appear there as antagonists

same with a new IG tank book

[jade holly]

Which annoys me even further that we have no Darkmech armies or codexes for 40K

[fervent geode]

Yep, someone's gotta be tech support

[storm jungle]

🗣️ Lap it up lap it uuuup

[rancid cove]

Do they work for Vashhtor? (Idk how to spell his name)

[fervent geode]

Not like brother murderous molluscus could fix his rhino

[storm jungle]

they work for anyone and everyone

they ar eliterally just admech but chaos

so same rules apply

[daring creek]

vacuumed my area

[fervent geode]

Some do iirc, they collaborated on the Defiler design at Xana II

[daring creek]

so clean..

[fervent geode]

May the Great Clean One reward you

[rancid cove]

So anyone they feel like it

Damn almost like the loyalist mechanicus

[storm jungle]

Yeah again same with normal admech

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

I mean

[limpid granite]

One big difference

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cleaning-house-gif-25306169

[storm jungle]

how do you want them to operate lol

[limpid granite]

Dark mechanicus loves experimenting

[storm jungle]

Chaos.

[storm jungle]

Admech also experiment

again they are the exact same faction and always have been

one just loves cthulu shit more

[daring creek]

dont dark admech look more like bugs

[storm jungle]

Nah

[rancid cove]

Sexy

[storm jungle]

darkmech just have more spikes

[storm jungle]

already do

[fervent geode]

Feel his Clean Blessings

[storm jungle]

lap it up

[rancid cove]

True

[daring creek]

bugs tend to look spikey...

[fervent geode]

Darkmech are just more based

[daring creek]

atleast in the legs!

[fervent geode]

Because they can put daemons in shit

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bugs-lady-bugs-3

[fervent geode]

And make all the weird fucking daemon engines they want

[daring creek]

vile spawn of chaos.

[rancid cove]

I feel like they are going to be more rampant on body replacements

So most of them would look more robotic than regular mechanicus

[solid horizon]

nah

[storm jungle]

Again theres no basis/default for this

[solid horizon]

they would look more fleshy

[limpid granite]

Scrap code yucky

[solid horizon]

cause mutations

[storm jungle]

Admech do what Admech do

[rancid cove]

No silly limitations
500 daemon engines

[fervent geode]

Mmmmm

[solid horizon]

truth is

if you want to play dark mech in 40k

just be smart and creative

[daring creek]

I always think bug when I see em w so many eyes

[solid horizon]

like me

[storm jungle]

normal techpriests also can look like that

[fervent geode]

https://youtu.be/-N3M9YA8CUI?si=5ZuXhSOZa2pAxIIe

HAHHAHAHAH

[solid horizon]

just play CSM allied to ad mech

[limpid granite]

YOOOOOOOOOO

[fervent geode]

I WAS RIGHT

[solid horizon]

if your friends dont allow it

change friends

[fervent geode]

HE NEVER FUCKING DIED

[storm jungle]

He never has

anyone that thinks he did is a fucking idiot

lmao

[fervent geode]

I TOLD EVERYONE THAT AND THEY SAID NOOOOO HES DEADDDDD

HHAHAHAHAHAH

[storm jungle]

you need better friends but also lmaoooo

also

[fervent geode]

Alas meme lore

[storm jungle]

armageddon

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shocked-star-kJI

[storm jungle]

shows cadians

shows krieg

[rancid cove]

Is that who I think it is

[fervent geode]

Guh cmon james

[fervent geode]

Old Bale Eye...

[storm jungle]

yeah bro what is this lol

not a SINGLE steel legionnaire

[fervent geode]

I was almost hoping theyd have their comeback

Alas, yet again, krieg

[vagrant fox]

Very cool animation though, need smore Steel Legion

[fervent geode]

I wonder what's happening under that vid where an ork says he wantd vengeance for yarrick

The memelore one

[fervent geode]

Truth

[daring creek]

🤑

[languid meadow]

I instantly thought of the Soviet commissar from waw

Lol

Same voice

[storm jungle]

I legit cant get over the comedy of it

not ONE steel legion dude

lmao

fucking James

[languid meadow]

Nahhhh

Saving them

Trust

Replaced by their own rip offs 😭

[fervent geode]

Armageddon Steel Copium lost yet again

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-2

[fervent geode]

More kriegers for shovelmemes

[storm jungle]

Genuinely hilarious

ngl kinda takes the wind out of the entire trailer for me

[daring creek]

oh shit

its him

[limpid granite]

god damn hes badass

also old as dirt

[daring creek]

who're we saying died exactly

[storm jungle]

Yarrick

[vagrant fox]

Turns out the entirety of the Steel Legion, about a seven rejects, is at Atoma

plus Morrow

[storm jungle]

its been a dumb rumor the fandom made since 9th edition because no one read the guard codex

[daring creek]

Couldve sworn I heard that in a krakduk video but youtubers aren't reliable

[storm jungle]

never are

but basically the text that says hes dead was literally a propagand a pamphlet

lmao

we had zero info

[languid meadow]

@lusty kettle they're slandering your goats in the new trailer

[daring creek]

Ah

that makes sense

[limpid granite]

hes got a pretty heavy accent in the trailer

[daring creek]

I hear it for sure

sick asf

[celest cedar]

damn

he shot the one commissar

who's being reasonable

[lusty kettle]

Fym they’re slandering my goats

[languid meadow]

They've been replaced by Krieg

[rancid cove]

Do all codexes come with lore infos?
I tried to search for them but all the pdfs I find are just rules

[languid meadow]

On their own world

[lusty kettle]

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

[storm jungle]

....Yes?

[fervent geode]

That's why he's the top dog

[storm jungle]

codexes have had lore since their first inception

[languid meadow]

Prob the best place to find up to date stuff

[fervent geode]

Blud all rulebooks do

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

what do u think a codex is

[fervent geode]

Codex lore is the hardest canon iirc

[swift adder]

no no i love it

they made him evil

[storm jungle]

"made him evil"

[fervent geode]

Smh

[storm jungle]

HES ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS

LMAO

[rancid cove]

Every time I try to search for them I only find pdf files with the army rules

[daring creek]

Wait wait so you're tellling me that

[fervent geode]

Like he was old fun eye before this

[daring creek]

commisars can be

[swift adder]

ok they made him non heroic for once lmao

[rancid cove]

Never has cool lore written on them

[lusty kettle]

Without us… you will be subjected to 1 million years unfunny shovel jokes is this the worthy trade Psycho

[daring creek]

bad people?

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

I am not even talking about yarrick

Talking about SL

[daring creek]

Since when are commisars evil?

[storm jungle]

We are fucking damned 💀

[swift adder]

they got slimed lmao

[fervent geode]

Blud he prob does this all the time

[swift adder]

yeah thats why i loved actually seeing it

[limpid granite]

yeah i dont think being in a generations long war is healthy for your regiment

[jade holly]

HE’S BAAAAAAAAACK

[fervent geode]

Peak stuff

Shame about the lack of steelboys

[lusty kettle]

See I’m just going to cope by hoping it’s simply them assisting with Armageddon

[jade holly]

Kinda wish he had 2 klaws now but I’ll take it lmao

[celest cedar]

its really cool that the 1st commissar sounded like a really likeable dude

just from that short speech alone

[jade holly]

I don’t think he was a Commissar

[lusty kettle]

Krieg that is

[celest cedar]

before he got slimed anyways 💀

[jade holly]

I think was a noble lord?

I don’t know

He def didn’t look like a Commissar to me

[swift adder]

the words overused, but i like too see more "grimdark" moments like that

[languid meadow]

Pretty sure Krieg was assisting with Armageddon

[swift adder]

just characters getting killed off for trying to do the right thing

[storm jungle]

Krieg were deployed in the angron campaign

which also had no steel legion

lmaoooo

[lusty kettle]

“They keep slandering your goat but it’s true”

Why are they so allergic to using them….

[jade holly]

Joined too early to fight in Armageddon

Joined too late to fight in Armageddon

Joined just in time to fight in Armageddon 🗣️ 🔥

[daring creek]

cooked

[vagrant fox]

$10 on Steel Legion killteam next

it must be the case

[languid meadow]

Too*

My only gripe with the animation is the fucking lasguns

I wish they'd use the iconic kantrael

For the Cadians

[rancid cove]

Forever the hero of armageddon

[jade holly]

Wait

Omfg

We got played

We were shown Yarrick in the teasers with the new war boss

[limpid granite]

DA KLAW

[jade holly]

That was Yarrick the whole fucking time

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mr-krabs-money-8

[swift adder]

i remember that kriegers where just a steel legion recolor one upon a time

oh how the turn tables

[daring creek]

fuck outta here with the dollar yuri

[languid meadow]

Armageddon in a nutshell

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[lusty kettle]

The many times this planet could’ve been obliterated and this just saved it for some fucking reason

[nocturne crest]

Things can only get better!

[jade holly]

I still can’t believe they managed to hide Yarrick from us even with the Orc Klaw teaser

From me anyways

I bet some people knew

[storm jungle]

I mean there isnt anything to hide

[swift adder]

the planets a shithole they are so fried at this point 😭

[storm jungle]

they barely mentioned him for years lol

[swift adder]

me thinks that yarrick might be the only returning guard character

since most new characters we got have been fresh faces

[jade holly]

Castellan Creed ain’t dead yet

[storm jungle]

No major character in 40k ever dies

they'll come back when GW needs em

[swift adder]

i feel like guards sorta the exception

since they're mortal and all

[summer mural]

ferrus comeback when

[jade holly]

Wait

How fucking old is Yarrick now?

[swift adder]

when iron hands are more popular

[storm jungle]

Nah never happens

[storm jungle]

over 100

[jade holly]

No wonder he wants war imagine dying in your sleep after fighting to that age

[languid meadow]

I love how he looks like a corpse

Peak

[swift adder]

crazy to think titus is older than the oldest 40k character

the first one i think

[jade holly]

Bro’s literally holding together with machinery and a dream

[storm jungle]

marines get age hacks unfortunately

[solid horizon]

I doubt hes older than necrons

[languid meadow]

Bjorn still somehow coherent

[swift adder]

old as in they were created first out of universe

[rocky gale]

Bro pulling up like

https://klipy.com/gifs/megamind-metroman-6

[limpid granite]

isnt he a dreadnought tho

[jade holly]

Yes

[limpid granite]

belisarius cawl is still around despite being 10 millenia old

[jade holly]

Dante is the oldest non dreadnought space marine tmk

[languid meadow]

Loyalist

[daring creek]

dante is 1000 im p sure

[languid meadow]

There are older traitor marines

[limpid granite]

like 1300 years at this point

[jade holly]

Abaddon?

[limpid granite]

and he can rejuvinate by drinking blood

[daring creek]

ok what chapter

[limpid granite]

i believe him crossing the rubicon rejuvenated him

blood angels chapter master i believe

[jade holly]

Yeah

He’s chapter master for the BA

[daring creek]

yeah so they just drink blood

[rocky gale]

Blood Angels can drink blood or be entombed in coffins filled with blood to stay young.

They're vampies

[limpid granite]

they can combat aging with blood

dante refuses to do this

[solid horizon]

blood angels fans when you remind them their favorite faction are just cannibalistic aryan vampires

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-why-im-here-obi-wan-1

[queen laurel]

Is it just me that finds his claw a bit too shorter and bulky?

[fervent geode]

The Anchorite for one

[jade holly]

You mean I can’t make a Blade looking BA?

[vagrant fox]

you can

[queen laurel]

oh sorry about that display i forgot i was gonna say something but

[daring creek]

sanguingus gave me sus vibes immediately

"people of the pure blood"

[queen laurel]

I forgor

[solid horizon]

(S)anguin(us)

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/di-gi-charat-dejiko-thumbs-up-anime-skin-you-alive-gif-1550950655339625299

[solid horizon]

are you a night lord by chance

[fervent geode]

Sangy kept his planet a shithole so it would build "strong men" yeah...

[daring creek]

possibly

[jade holly]

Yarrick looking over Armageddon thinking “How the fuck am I not dead yet? I’m getting too old for this shit”

[shadow plover]

The new animation, holy peak

[vagrant fox]

Sanguinius demanded Baal be kept as shitty as possible so the Baalites would suffer forever more

[solid horizon]

yarrick is just professor farnsworth at this point

[fervent geode]

You will all live in rad hell as mutants and be happy -Sanguinius, the Great Angel

[rocky gale]

Enough content to keep Imperium MV editors going for another 15 years

[swift adder]

i think is that orks are huge and the size of a claw is about is big as a humans forearm

[queen laurel]

Not his old art and model tends to make the claw the more classic slimmer shape

and like significantly smaller too

[swift adder]

tbh it is a bit small for a supposed "ork warbos"

[storm jungle]

it wasnt a warboss it was a nob

[swift adder]

still small

[storm jungle]

you're small

[daring creek]

thats mean.

[swift adder]

nuh uh im huge

[queen laurel]

If it's a nob it makes much more sense they're around like 9 to 8 feet

[spare osprey]

Big mode.

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

high quality noper

[plush mason]

he looks sick still

[solid horizon]

yarrick is imperium propaganda

[plush mason]

https://youtu.be/-N3M9YA8CUI?si=qgSCLbOlsdYvJkn9

[swift adder]

wait i know it was this guys power claw

cuz of his small hands

[daring creek]

kreg

[solid horizon]

comissars are useless sobs

[plush mason]

i cant tell if those are steel legion or DKOK

[swift adder]

kreig puffs

[plush mason]

so its krieg and cadians on Armageddon

[storm jungle]

Krieg and Cadians

no steel legion

[daring creek]

kriegians cadians and armageddonians

[plush mason]

lame

[vagrant fox]

Guess someone has to rep, my darktide blorbo will be wearing the Steel Legion outfit in the wastes

[rocky gale]

Yarrick might bring the Steel Legion back

Because they are suspiciously absent from that animation

[swift adder]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-like-that-will-happen-gif-14783019212194612503

[celest cedar]

I be putting on

the yellow for the occasion

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/elvis-presley-if-i-can-dream

[vagrant fox]

Who's the CEO of GW right now anyways

put the guy in the wickerman

obviously

[storm jungle]

LOL

[languid meadow]

Stilllll hate how the lasguns are just

All the same

Please give them the classic Kant model

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wicker-man-cult-ritual-maitredj-burning-man-gif-18034254783496307066

shove James Workshop in the sprue wicker man

[storm jungle]

its all re-used assets

[limpid granite]

Armageddon is very faithful to ww1

[storm jungle]

its the same studio that does their CGI stuff

[nocturne crest]

So the Ethereals are kind of like Poison Ivy?

[limpid granite]

20 million casualties 4 meters of ground gained

[solid horizon]

tabletop too tbh

[nocturne crest]

Steel legion kill team

[limpid granite]

PLEASE

[solid horizon]

you never get to stand very long on the objective you spent 3 squads to capture because there's always one doofus with a multimelta

[limpid granite]

Steel legion killteam against orks

[nocturne crest]

Versus Ork boyz kill team.

[limpid granite]

As a callback to the krieg orks killteam introduction

[nocturne crest]

Actually, they should expand kill team so each side gets a vehicle.

[queen laurel]

OK a bit of a timeout on that, let the other guys get a second kill team first they already have two

[arctic talon]

Oh hey new Yarrick

Also the next Ork Killteam is nobz

[limpid granite]

You can never have enough orks

[arctic talon]

According to Valrak slop

[queen laurel]

WHAT

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-2

[arctic talon]

Sorry mega nobz

lol

[queen laurel]

Wolf I was just making a joke about having 2 kill teams

[vagrant fox]

god damn

[limpid granite]

I find it funny that theyre allowed to be called nobz

[vagrant fox]

next next killteam is Steel Legion $100 on it

[limpid granite]

Because nobhead is a swearword in brittain

[arctic talon]

That’s the point lol

[storm jungle]

Nob means a rich/higherup person

thats why "nobhead" is an insult

[queen laurel]

It also means this

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

And by orc standards they are like seconds in command so

[storm jungle]

Its literally a slur of "Noble"

[vagrant fox]

knobhead is dickhead also

someone's a knobhead

Why is that not censorbotted

I've said milder things that'll trigger it

[storm jungle]

"nob" is not really a slur lol

or extreme

[vagrant fox]

no dickhead

[storm jungle]

cuntlord

[wary fulcrum]

In the UK it is like

[vagrant fox]

I guess

[rocky gale]

Nob is very mild

[storm jungle]

^

you tell em 🗣️

[limpid granite]

I mean

[heady rivet]

Yarrick is my waifu

[storm jungle]

Its not

[celest cedar]

snobs...

[limpid granite]

You wouldnt like it if i called you a nobhead

[heady rivet]

100000000 dead Orks

[storm jungle]

I mean

you can literally say this about any insult

lmao

also "nob" is a very funny word, i wouldnt really care

[wary fulcrum]

Still cause a kickoff if you called someone it in the street

Whereas calling that a sausage wouldn’t

Or a muffin

[rocky gale]

Context matters

[storm jungle]

^

[wary fulcrum]

‘Absolute donut/crumpet’ is a great one

[storm jungle]

dont forget the classic

[rocky gale]

If my friend called me a knob, I don't care. If a stranger on the street called me a sausage, I'd swing on them

[limpid granite]

You daft muppet

[storm jungle]

"YOU'RE ALL FURCOAT NO KNICKERS"

🗣️

[celest cedar]

still funny to me that donut can be used as an insult in UK slang

[wary fulcrum]

Nah, we’re still beefing if gets thrown my way

[storm jungle]

the english are playing competitive....

[limpid granite]

You should play ni no kuni

[wary fulcrum]

Any food can be if you say it with enough venom

[storm jungle]

davur

[wary fulcrum]

Paddy the Baddy is decent at it

[limpid granite]

The fairt thats your companion speaks agresivelly british

[celest cedar]

Darktide is aggressively British

[heady rivet]

Filet MIGNON

[limpid granite]

Quite vulgar british too lol

[rocky gale]

But if your friend is being a knob, then you are obligated to tell them

[heady rivet]

Its almost all been Commonwealth. I need Canadian accent for the class Admech

[storm jungle]

Kiss your friend's nob good night

[rocky gale]

I will not

[celest cedar]

inb4 they drop an Indian Brit's accent personality

[proven needle]

Hah, you called it @storm jungle
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/sklouxc3/new-animation-the-saviour-of-armageddon-returns/

[celest cedar]

dude imagine

admech class drops

and one of the personality

is an Indian dude 😭

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah but applies to any word

I’m Scouse and I love a c bomb, if my friend is heing one, 100% i’ll tell him

Usually after we’ve dug ourselves out of whatever issue the behaviour dragged us into

[limpid granite]

https://youtu.be/6F-2o1zOoXA?is=8ZjpQcDTR67ZpAgb

[fervent geode]

A little late to the party boss

[limpid granite]

Ni no kuni is genuinely such a fun game

[storm jungle]

Shi no Numa is better

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/der-eisendrache-black-ops-3-cod-cod-zombies-black-ops-zombies-gif-18017041422319923900

[proven needle]

Eh, worth it 😛

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-3-bo3-bo3-zombies-gorod-krovi-cod-gif-3823144486977566818

[heady rivet]

Add a Bostonian

[celest cedar]

man the BO3 crew is peak

[fervent geode]

Welcome nonetheless

To the NOBHOUSE

[heady rivet]

My friend showed me the Zombies timeline once and I had to be physically restrained

[celest cedar]

dude

you need to watch a fuckin

youtube video explaining the whole story

just to understand it

[storm jungle]

40k fans be like

"we got the most complex story in fiction"

cod zombies walks in

SEND THEM TO AGARTHA

[celest cedar]

I cant believe CoD Zombies has an actual Agartha 💀

[storm jungle]

dude i learned what Agartha is FROM cod zombies

lmao

[arctic talon]

LOL

Who has that gif

of someone floating through a fucking fence

[limpid granite]

Cod zombies lore is genuinely insane

[arctic talon]

thats from cod zombies

[heady rivet]

That one homie with a 1.4 GPA when its time for the Zombies easter egg

[arctic talon]

all I know is the games lore went absolutely bat shit insane

b y like 2 or 3

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-man-black-ops3-bo3-funny-break-gif-23812973

[arctic talon]

Truth nuke

[storm jungle]

Dr Monty ahh

[stone karma]

YARRICK

IS ALIVE

AND KICKING

Oh

[storm jungle]

he was never dead

[stone karma]

Someone alr sent it

[storm jungle]

but yes

[stone karma]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[storm jungle]

holy shit whats happening on armageddon

WAS YARRICK ON THE ISLAND

wait nvm

[heady rivet]

Wrong files

[arctic talon]

Yes but only for hunting down adults with guns

he did none of the kid stuff

[storm jungle]

as far as we know

[arctic talon]

this is what his lawyer claims

[heady rivet]

Yarrick doesnt need to go somewhere else to hunt people he's a commisar he can just do that

[arctic talon]

No but its more fun when its a group exercise

[storm jungle]

also that post legit made me laugh

[limpid granite]

WHAT

[storm jungle]

Five is such an amazing map

"Its just a storm Dick, SIT DOWN"

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/nixon-richard-nixon-fell-chair-five-gif-11083704391455651430

[stone karma]

Wasn't epstein actually hunting people in the island

[storm jungle]

YEP

[arctic talon]

Yes and teenagers and children

lol

[limpid granite]

The worst things you can imagine happened there

[storm jungle]

like people joke about hedonistic shit/slaanesh when people do that shit IRL without any encoruagement from "evil gods" lol

[arctic talon]

Which is why I made the joke about only the adults

[jade holly]

Sounds like someone’s posting cringe

[heady rivet]

Yeah he emails about hunting black people lemme get the caps hang on

[limpid granite]

LEL

[stone karma]

I dont

I don't wanna see that

[storm jungle]

💀

[rancid cove]

So that lore thing they said Angron killed him was just pure propaganda to set up this reveal

[jade holly]

We got hopium, or copium

“Put steel back”

[limpid granite]

People acting like leon doesnt wipe the floor with joel

[storm jungle]

IT WASNT LORE

THATS FANDOM NONSENSE

WHY DO PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS SHIT

[stone karma]

???

[storm jungle]

😭

[arctic talon]

Angron never fucking killed Yarrick

why the fuck do people think this

wtf lol

[rancid cove]

I heard so many people push this narrative I believed on it

[stone karma]

All they said was yarrick just disappeared

[jade holly]

Nah nah Angrin clearly killed him after Yarrick gave him the suplex supreme into Bautista Bomb

[heady rivet]

He was literally emailing the Rothschilds about it btw

[storm jungle]

you are not immune to propaganda

[stone karma]

And the bell of martyrs was rung

[jade holly]

Wait that might’ve been WWE I was watching

[stone karma]

That's about all they gave us

[storm jungle]

the text on the 9th edition codex that says hes dead is literally a propaganda pamphlet yeah

[heady rivet]

So sad Yarrick died...sometimes I can still hear his voice...

[storm jungle]

they say NOTHING about how he died

[stone karma]

He just

[rancid cove]

I thought it was lore cause Yarrick wasn't that interesting to me at the time so I never read upon his lexicanum page

[stone karma]

Did that

[arctic talon]

the bell of martyrs rings a lot

[jade holly]

It’s almost like he’s shooting the back of my head with a laspistol

[storm jungle]

You're not interesting to me so im deleting your page from the lexi

[rancid cove]

I have one?

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jfk-john-f-kennedy-16

[storm jungle]

Not anymore you dont

[heady rivet]

Does anyone else feel a power klaw in their spinal cord or

[storm jungle]

adios boyo

[rancid cove]

Damn...

[heady rivet]

Erm, he's right behind me isnt he

[storm jungle]

🫡

[jade holly]

Must’ve been the wind

[arctic talon]

erm hes right behind me isn't he

[fervent geode]

Bye munda preacher

[heady rivet]

Jinx you owe me a kiss on the lips

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/whitebeard-shirohige-edward-newgate-paramecia-tremor-gif-12580755714789000508

[stone karma]

Laspistols for chum0s

Chumps

He's got a storm bolter

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1469097294027817000/The_One.gif

[languid meadow]

He killed that other commissar because he was right sadly

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kiss-video-love-you

[languid meadow]

My goat rip

[fervent geode]

Fr your final battle my goat😢

[fervent geode]

Imperial Tuesday

[limpid granite]

Imagine if yarrick crushed the head of that dude in the trailer instead

[storm jungle]

Im glad i wasnt the only one thinking of this lmao

[limpid granite]

So its slightly ambigious if its an ork or yarrick

[storm jungle]

insidious Yarrick backshots.....

[limpid granite]

I think it wouldve been much better

[celest cedar]

technically he did receive a backshot

[limpid granite]

Youd think an ork infiltrated the command bunker but nope

[arctic talon]

God they should have crushed that dudes head

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/egirldahyun-dayeonfan-gif-8706728142061726049

[arctic talon]

that would have been way more fucking aura

[limpid granite]

Its yarrick with his klaw

[arctic talon]

let the imperium be violent psychopaths lol

Shooting is pretty violent

but crushing someones head? thats even more violent

and delivers the message better

[limpid granite]

His new model actual has the laspistol he shoots the dude with

[arctic talon]

"I will literally fucking crush your skull if you don't listen"

[rancid cove]

Average 40k backwater planet

[limpid granite]

I also like it more so youd think like o shit an ork

[fervent geode]

Send the Death Guard there it'll be mad funny

[solid horizon]

Yarrick vs Gorgutz

who will win

[storm jungle]

Yarrick

GET EM OUT

[storm jungle]

LMAO

😭

Actual helldivers shit

[fervent geode]

Arrowhead struggling to keep up

[stone karma]

Why are there no steel legionnaries

In the armageddon trailer

[fervent geode]

No one knows lmfao

Kriegers and Cadians are all we deserve i guess

[rancid cove]

They killed John DOW

[fervent geode]

Rest my sweet legionairs

[storm jungle]

Marketing, they got no new "proper" models and Krieg/Cadians were the big thing in the earlier campaign book (where steel legion also didnt appear in lmao)

[fervent geode]

RIP Sgt DOW Jones

[limpid granite]

Yarricks is gonna throw an imperial cruiser filled with steel legionaires into armageddon ala cadia style

[fervent geode]

Ghaz gets his orky up and builds an attack moon

[solid horizon]

nooooooooooooooooo

not john dawn of war !!!!!

[arctic talon]

steel legion got mentioned in a single paragraph

[stone karma]

I would excuse them for reusing models from older animations

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[stone karma]

But there being no steel legion

In the steel legion world

[storm jungle]

its peak braindead

lol

[stone karma]

Like at least they could've released like

A singular kit

ONE kill team

[heady rivet]

We only saw non-ASL regiments or else it would have just been nothing but ass-kicking Orks and no struggle, trust

[storm jungle]

thats prob for later unfortunately

[stone karma]

Wait

[rancid cove]

"I call this the Cadia special!"

Every cadian soldier looking at Yarrick after he crashed the ship onto the planet deciding if they either cry or laugh:

[stone karma]

Tomb World season is done

We are going to another KT season with the next box

[storm jungle]

Yep

[stone karma]

Adepticon is coming up

[limpid granite]

Inb4 all of the seismic activity triggers a blackstone fortress to activate

[stone karma]

And the pattern SPEAKS

[storm jungle]

the leak says the KT is gonna have ork Nobs, so praying the opposition is Steel Legion

[limpid granite]

And then the chaos cultists on armageddon somehow open a warp portal

[stone karma]

We are getting another urban warfare terrain map

[rocky gale]

Another Ork Killteam?

[stone karma]

Like octarius and volkus

[heady rivet]

My pile of shame will grow ever larger if a Steel Legion Killteam drops

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion to Gork & Mork

[stone karma]

But the next one should be shit like bheta decima

[limpid granite]

Nobz

[rocky gale]

New Killteams should go to a faction that deserves it, like the Drukhari

[storm jungle]

Bro MORE Decima?

THE ENTIRE PLANET IS EXPLODING

[stone karma]

Consume your decimaslop

[limpid granite]

You guys already have mandrakes

[stone karma]

Honestly armageddon would be funny

[solid horizon]

20 trillion teeth to gork and mork

[stone karma]

BOOOO

BOOOOOOO

MANDRAKES

WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN

[storm jungle]

yeah we need more marine slop

[rocky gale]

and Hand of the Archon, but we need more

[storm jungle]

mmm yummy

[limpid granite]

Another 20 billion towards space marine killteams

[stone karma]

HotA is out of classified

Isn't it?

[solid horizon]

where has my vehicle and machine slop gone

[stone karma]

FUCK

[solid horizon]

james

more machines

[stone karma]

HOTA IS ITD

[rose thorn]

Oh new yarrik

[solid horizon]

I require more doohickeys and thingmabobs

[stone karma]

We know son we know

HOTA IS ITD????

[heady rivet]

In 20 years they will release a personalized codex for every homebrew chapter and they wont update Xeno models for 8 editions

[stone karma]

My KASRKIN are the same season as FUCKING HOTA???

Marineslop

Every Tomb World box

[solid horizon]

real

[stone karma]

Has marineslop

Wolf Scouts?

Who the fuck asked for that

[solid horizon]

james workshop

[storm jungle]

Real honestly

[limpid granite]

fuck it

[solid horizon]

I want vehiiiiicles

[limpid granite]

runepriest killteam

[storm jungle]

Furry Scouts..........

🐺

[limpid granite]

wulfen killteam

[stone karma]

That's the fucking wolf scouts

They've got a rune priest

[storm jungle]

Wulfen*

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[stone karma]

Check this guy

[rose thorn]

Smh I thought Redditors loved yarrick

[heady rivet]

Guilliman and Yvraine

[rose thorn]

Nice!

[stone karma]

He's my test model

[celest cedar]

chudson x femcel ahh necklace

[stone karma]

Would you rather have a nazi warhammer son or woke dnd daughter

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[heady rivet]

I become a family annihilator

[fervent geode]

Best outcome

[solid horizon]

ultramarines son or death guard daughter

[fervent geode]

I am the Death Guard daughter

[stone karma]

I choose to have nazi warhammer son to specifically KILL him

[celest cedar]

I'd rather have a vanilla ahh son

[stone karma]

I want my child to smell passable

[heady rivet]

Chud daughter or femcel son

[fervent geode]

Im killing both because they are evil childs

[solid horizon]

if your son plays deathguard, then you son aint a he

[stone karma]

Femcel son

[limpid granite]

ultramarine son

[stone karma]

actually what's a femcel

[fervent geode]

True

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/titus-warhammer-40k

[stone karma]

Female celibate son?

[fervent geode]

Female incel?

[stone karma]

That just sounds like a gay son

[fervent geode]

Idk how your son is uh

[celest cedar]

female incel yes

[fervent geode]

Oh thats fine

[stone karma]

Honestly good for him

[fervent geode]

Thats my cousin

Better than the chud

[stone karma]

He's not a fucking chud or hurting anyone

[solid horizon]

why is it that I dont know a single male death guard player

[celest cedar]

emo son or girlfailure daughter

[stone karma]

The fuck if I care

[solid horizon]

is nurgle that girly

[stone karma]

At least emo son does shit

[rose thorn]

yaoi duaghter or yuri son

[fervent geode]

Yes nurgle is girlypop

[stone karma]

Both

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[celest cedar]

aaah a fujoshi for a child

[stone karma]

There will no hetslop in this household

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to the fujo Miku song about gooning

[stone karma]

There will only be hetgem which is me and my wife

[celest cedar]

what

[celest cedar]

im looking forward to the day

[stone karma]

Gooner son or puritan daughter

[fervent geode]

Amazing

[heady rivet]

I said Shoutout to the fujo Miku song about gooning

[celest cedar]

I see the most basic ass gay ship

and I deadass wanna call itgay/lesbianslop

[stone karma]

Yaoislop

Sorry there's only yurigem

[solid horizon]

chaos sorcerer son or inquisitor daughter

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[stone karma]

This Tony Zaret video should explain it

[celest cedar]

ok this one is genuinely difficult ngl 💀

[fervent geode]

Esp if she's radical, id raise her right like that

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/sV2H712ldOI

[fervent geode]

By that i mean id raise her like curze i guess

[stone karma]

I dislike this song for the sole reason that the danganronpa part sounds legit ass

[celest cedar]

I lowkey had this reaction

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[celest cedar]

when I first heard hetslop

[solid horizon]

emperor's children son or custodes daughter

[fervent geode]

Both

[rose thorn]

its true tho...

[fervent geode]

Id like to see them kill each other

Good fun

[rose thorn]

There are very few hetgems....

[stone karma]

Wait

[celest cedar]

15 seconds in and Ive already heard enough 💀

[solid horizon]

tau son or krieg daughter

[stone karma]

Son who only watches YouTube for lore or daughter who reads only the fandom pages

[stone karma]

Abort both and have a cadia nonbinary child

[rose thorn]

baiscallyt eh same thing

[solid horizon]

"x isn't y, x is..."

[stone karma]

ChatGPT daughter or encyclopedia son

[solid horizon]

encyclopedia son any day

[celest cedar]

the son is a wikipedia contributor

[fervent geode]

Eat both

[stone karma]

Glazediver son or dead baby

[fervent geode]

Both are dead

[solid horizon]

ill be back I need to check on the ultramarines I put in the daemonculaba

[fervent geode]

Oh nice keep em shut in good boss

[stone karma]

Torcher on bots son or Bugdiver daughter

[heady rivet]

Wait I can dig up worse

[stone karma]

Of course there's worse

Wait how can there be worse

[fervent geode]

Such is life

[stone karma]

Like what

Rawdog?

[fervent geode]

Im ready for worse

[fervent geode]

You called it

[stone karma]

Rawdog by flavor foley?

Or five nights at epsteins?

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/-N3M9YA8CUI?si=tz1JzZ5by6GssOAb

[rose thorn]

i dont like that htey backrolled yarrick's death

id prefer if he stayed dead and made a new cahracter

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/sklouxc3/new-animation-the-saviour-of-armageddon-returns/

[stone karma]

Welcome back yarrick

No steel legion

[rose thorn]

next box is probably guard vs orks in a similar style to 500 worlds

[jade holly]

He was never dead though, Dilara has entire rants about that

[arctic talon]

He was never said to have actually died

it was a propagandized thing

in universe