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arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
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theres also one where an Iranian drone killed like 5 service members and injured 30

celest cedar
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thats somehow worse..

storm jungle
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they had to be transported to germany

arctic talon
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those planes are fucking prehistoric lol

storm jungle
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and hegsex lied about it

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sack of shit

arctic talon
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They're from nam

arctic talon
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aerial refueling in general has always been like

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absurdly dangerous

celest cedar
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well I saw the casualties

storm jungle
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Yeah the injury numbers is what gets me, actually nuts

arctic talon
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Tbh

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it makes sense

storm jungle
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6 out of like 30 of them are apparently paralyzed lol

celest cedar
arctic talon
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Iran's drones have a big ass payload

arctic talon
celest cedar
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if they know their ancient aircraft's gonna bust down

arctic talon
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well they didn't know it was gona bust down

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but something went wrong during the process obviously

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every country who does aerial refueling ever has had multiple accidents πŸ’€

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btw those planes have no ejection or anything lol

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actual fucking death trap

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Full of jet fuel, slow, old

arctic talon
heady rivet
storm jungle
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Also apparently they are deploying ground forces finally

arctic talon
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not yet

storm jungle
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sorry my bad "expedition forces"

arctic talon
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but they're prepping for it

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πŸ’€

storm jungle
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I mean

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they basically are

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so lmao

celest cedar
arctic talon
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yes, but the parachutes are located under seat

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So good fucking luck lol

crisp heath
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USS Tripoli

arctic talon
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the last 3 republican presidents have shoved the US into the sandbox

storm jungle
arctic talon
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I'm starting to see a pattern just saying

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lol

storm jungle
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like 2500 marines i think to "liberate" the strait

crisp heath
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Hoi4 stuff

arctic talon
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2500

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πŸ’€

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Thats

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generous

celest cedar
crisp heath
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Idk wtf is going on

heady rivet
arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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so we get war in the sandbox

celest cedar
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yeah

crisp heath
arctic talon
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Sorry "special military operation"

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no its not lol, not for Trump

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Trump literally does not give a shit

crisp heath
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But i suppose the distraction wasnt working

storm jungle
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Its not excessive yet.

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it will be eventually

celest cedar
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like the contents in the files are really really bad

arctic talon
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Yeah the US bombing the shit out of a middle eastern country is

crisp heath
arctic talon
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business as usual for the 21st centuy

crisp heath
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Jeez

arctic talon
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πŸ’€

celest cedar
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that anyone whos named there would prefer a distraction over being confronted about it

storm jungle
crisp heath
storm jungle
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imagine the shit they did hide

arctic talon
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yeah the baby cannibalism is like

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public

celest cedar
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the torture video

storm jungle
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Yeah and ironically the most "normal" one

arctic talon
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also people redoing shit from PDF->MP4

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turns it into videos

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for some

heady rivet
arctic talon
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No

crisp heath
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The ones were they fucking kill people

arctic talon
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I'm like 100% sure

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he didn't expect to win

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The stuff they aren't censoring makes what they are censoring more concerning lol

celest cedar
crisp heath
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Probably mass murder or worse

celest cedar
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despite being a drone strike enthusiast

arctic talon
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Shas O'bama the drone striker

storm jungle
heady rivet
arctic talon
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O'bama is my favorite Tau fireblade

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He loves drones

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the Remora strike fighter is his favorite

crisp heath
storm jungle
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yeah lmao

heady rivet
arctic talon
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\

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lol

crisp heath
arctic talon
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he is literally a convicted felon lol

crisp heath
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And grifters but thats to be expected

arctic talon
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man

crisp heath
celest cedar
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uhm

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no politics guys

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πŸ€“

arctic talon
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Trump also likes Mamdani for some reason which is hilarious

crisp heath
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Fr praying for trump and hegseth to eat the destroyer hive in their next big macπŸ™

heady rivet
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Thats IT

heady rivet
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Just smile and nod

celest cedar
storm jungle
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hes hilariously easy to appease

celest cedar
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like why does Trump talking like mamdani's his bf πŸ’€

storm jungle
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he compliments him

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it makes his job easier

crisp heath
heady rivet
celest cedar
arctic talon
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also anyone saying Muslims don't integrate into american culture missed how two of them tried to shoot up a school the other day so checkmate

thats the most American thing ever for crazy people to do

heady rivet
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I called this

celest cedar
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it must be exhausting

crisp heath
celest cedar
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knowing you gotta compliment a pedo of a president

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just to get him to listen

storm jungle
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yeah but that comes with the job

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you gotta sit and listen

arctic talon
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yeah

celest cedar
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I wonder what Mamdani's inner thoughts are..

arctic talon
heady rivet
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Speaking of Mamdani shoutout to the CNN final boss of passive voice reporting

crisp heath
arctic talon
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what the fuck is my creative director doing πŸ’€

crisp heath
arctic talon
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I know she is

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but I did not expect the viscous abomination

crisp heath
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I rmb the one where she was the white mask dude

celest cedar
rocky gale
crisp heath
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Deadlock virus is spreading

arctic talon
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like a pox

storm jungle
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We must destroy deadlock

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and its furry fanbase

crisp heath
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Hide your families from this deadlockπŸ™

storm jungle
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AINT NO WAY

arctic talon
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what is that skin bruh

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ykw

heady rivet
# heady rivet Bro...

Btw insane video of it. Literally like a right-wing satire comic but real life. Every satire site needs to just givve up

arctic talon
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whatever

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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Gameplay looks like a slower D2

surreal nest
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is steam download speed crazy slow for anybody else rn

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im usually at a humble 80 gbs

surreal nest
surreal nest
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im at kbs right now i want to die

surreal nest
shadow plover
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kbs?

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you too loud

surreal nest
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my steam download speed is atrocious rn

surreal nest
shadow plover
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crouch walk also has a noticeable sound tbf

celest cedar
young pecan
surreal nest
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who knows

celest cedar
plush mason
# heady rivet Bro...

i so wish i could read the comments on this, because they arent even trying to hide the fact they support these 2 would be murders and terrorists

heady rivet
plush mason
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they threw the bombs at the protestors? i expected them to be bombing Zohran's house

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especially now that CNN is owned by a Trump ally

arctic talon
heady rivet
plush mason
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not that CNN wasnt already little more than a false flag op

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fucking hate the media

surreal nest
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remember when netflix got in a lot of trouble for trying to buy out paramount

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i remember

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david ellison can just have whatever he wants tho

plush mason
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because he is in the GOP and Trump's good books

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all it does is prove what has already been known, the right owns the major US media outlets

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has for decades

surreal nest
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Woohooo! Yippppeeee! Awesome!!!!! Woohoooooo! what a planet!!!!

plush mason
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ikr, fuck this timeline

limpid granite
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already anounced massive layoffs

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probably half of the shows will be gutted

tough haven
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Right?!?

limpid granite
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also the massive 140 billion dollar debt

outer wave
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Brain no get first 5 seconds

plush mason
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i stopped watching once i heard "what up my clanker"

tough haven
surreal nest
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for some reason we consider it socially acceptable to compare developing technology and robots to black americans and the civil rights movement

rancid cove
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Spent 3 hours building this chud
Supposed to be Skarbrand
And a dead guy

storm jungle
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"ERM ITS JUST A STAR WARS SLUR ITS FINE"

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okay guy who says "wireback" and "clanker-lover" unironically

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lmao

rancid cove
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If they say clanker its fine
If they start to use variations that arent canon, kill him

storm jungle
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its really not

surreal nest
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yeah i thought clanker was fine for the starwars universe but it got super old and clearly ill intent behind it when they said clanka and shit

storm jungle
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^

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also like

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it doesnt help that AI robots themselves are literally always an allegory for slavery

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lmao

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(the word "robot" itself literally means slave)

rancid cove
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Dooooon't care

storm jungle
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Didnt ask, shut up

surreal nest
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also wireback is genuinely just a slur and i fucking cannot stand seeing people say it like its an ok thing to say

storm jungle
rancid cove
languid meadow
storm jungle
languid meadow
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it's okay to use clanker in only situation, if you're a clone in the GAR

heady rivet
languid meadow
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the clone wars is just two slave armies duking it out if you think about it for a split sec

storm jungle
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considering people in-universe consider Clones as not even people then yes

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same with how post-war they are treated as unwanted abominations

heady rivet
languid meadow
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that one droid from solo

heady rivet
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If I was in the Star Wars universe I'd call a Togruta a tailhead and then go home to my Twi'lek

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I'm a moderator of the group "Coreworld guys with Twi'lek wives"

plush mason
storm jungle
plush mason
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oh i know the irl one

surreal nest
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thats the orgin

storm jungle
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^

surreal nest
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origin

plush mason
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ah i see

storm jungle
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they just replace it with "wire" because robot

plush mason
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yeah

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wasnt sure if it was from some piece of media like clanker is

storm jungle
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Nah thats just it

languid meadow
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NO clanker is the only version of the slur that is from star wars

storm jungle
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most robot insults are just derived from ethnic slurs

solid horizon
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clanker

languid meadow
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the rest are thinly veiled racism

storm jungle
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^

solid horizon
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my clanka

storm jungle
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Its why people say "im saying it unironically see its from star wars" lol

solid horizon
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we say this as if masozi doesn't openly call hadron and kayex that

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it breaks my heart each time

storm jungle
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"Clanky" is not really comparable

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lol

solid horizon
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one letter away from clanka

plush mason
storm jungle
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the "er" part of Clanker is why people use it as it sounds like Ni**er

languid meadow
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tbf it's more like a play on word of cranky and

storm jungle
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so again not the same thing

languid meadow
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woagh

storm jungle
solid horizon
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ni**y

celest dome
storm jungle
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YEP

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Again it goes deeper than people think lol

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its basically just racism under guise

plush mason
languid meadow
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no we're talking about hadron

solid horizon
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inb4 techbros start negritude but robots

languid meadow
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clanky is a play on word for cranky and adepts being mostly metal going clank

storm jungle
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"robot" itself literally means "slave"

languid meadow
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hadron is fucking cranky

storm jungle
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lol

solid horizon
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I know

plush mason
storm jungle
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Robots in media have also always had a depiction of being seen as servants, and that them rebelling against is unacceptable/bad thing

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hmmmmm

celest dome
storm jungle
languid meadow
storm jungle
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Robots are made with the concept of serving humans

plush mason
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racism is one of the most shallow and hollow forms of hate know to humans, literally just "i dont like these people because daddy and or mommy told me not too" for the majority of people at least

storm jungle
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"labor" itself comes from the latin laborare which is to "work, toil, suffer"

storm jungle
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"oh im just against generative AI"

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yeah as if you wouldnt kill some sentient robot on the street lmao

celest dome
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I don't hate robot and AI for what they are, I hate their creators and owners cause they're gonna use it against workers right

plush mason
storm jungle
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"its taking my job!"

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have you considered who made it take your job dumbass lol

celest dome
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If Robots and AI can be made to join the worker unions I'll be in favour of representing them

storm jungle
solid horizon
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no way

plush mason
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yeah i dont hate AI, i hate the people trying to use it for stuff it can never do and looking to ruin the world to try and make it work

solid horizon
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im witnessing the lukas chrom convention in this channel

languid meadow
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I mean

storm jungle
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Ironkin gang rise up

languid meadow
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I also hate "AI"

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it's not AI

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IT'S A FUCKING LLM

storm jungle
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i was gonna say lmao

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its not even artificially intelligent

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its literally a program

languid meadow
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I don't hate AI

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SINCE IT DOESN'T EXIST

storm jungle
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YEA

plush mason
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the bad thing is this likely does mean that most meaningful AI development will at best be massively delayed

solid horizon
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nothing can be artificially intelligent

plush mason
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if not out right stopped

storm jungle
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we prob will be long dead tho

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so who cares

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lmao

solid horizon
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my point stands

languid meadow
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I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING MACHINE THAT PUMPS OUT SLOP AND IT'S FAT FUCKING BASTARDS OF A HUMAN BEING THAT CONTROLS IT

storm jungle
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nope

solid horizon
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yes

storm jungle
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nah

solid horizon
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it stands because if we consider I'm a human being and I'll be dead by the time they get intelligent

heady rivet
storm jungle
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you literally do not know what technological advancements we'll make long after we are dead

solid horizon
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then during my lifetime nothing can be artifically intelligent

storm jungle
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so this statement itself is guesswork at best

solid horizon
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nuance

storm jungle
languid meadow
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checkmate libby

solid horizon
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nuh uh

storm jungle
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THE WHATPT

storm jungle
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we'll be long dead

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so again, not our lifetime

solid horizon
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so thats what I also said

storm jungle
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no

solid horizon
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as in

storm jungle
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anyway

heady rivet
storm jungle
tough haven
solid horizon
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nothing can be artifically intelligent during our lifetime

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thats what I meant

languid meadow
storm jungle
languid meadow
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Oh yeah did y'all see the old news of some american churches doing those AI jesus stuff

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HOLY HERESY

heady rivet
languid meadow
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american protestants are so fucking annoying!!!!!

storm jungle
tough haven
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itll be so funny

languid meadow
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nah see the omnissiah seems to exist

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and not some

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fake shit of a long dead man

celest dome
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The biggest obstacle to actually intelligent AI and now what ever we've got is that there isn't really any use toward them, and that the technology would need to go so much further that it's not useful toward playing the whole Tech Bro scams

tough haven
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Yeah

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true

languid meadow
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the mechanicus has a REASON to exist since a lot of their rituals actually fucking work

solid horizon
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until it doesnt

celest dome
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A lot of their rituals are dumb maintenance stuff

plush mason
tough haven
languid meadow
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the two are so connected atp

tough haven
plush mason
tough haven
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Who would help me cheat on my exams

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and avoid work

plush mason
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and thats statistically proven

tough haven
lament shoal
heady rivet
# storm jungle once again literal Imperium shit

The top 3 closest to a civil war Israel has ever had
-The PM who said it was okay to break the limbs of prisoners wasnt violent enough for the population
-Tried to punish prisoners who sodomized a man with a broomstick and pierced his lungs
-Zionism 2

storm jungle
heady rivet
plush mason
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all of the bad stupid and boring shit with none of the cool shit

sacred ginkgo
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Wrong

languid meadow
plush mason
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cyberpunk without the chrome

sacred ginkgo
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We could be living without garlic bread too

plush mason
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thats our timeline

sacred ginkgo
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It can always be worse

plush mason
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you have a point there

tough haven
heady rivet
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Say goodbye to your bank account access 🫑

storm jungle
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they really do not understand how evil human beings can be to each other lol

queen laurel
tough haven
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I saw that video you posted and go

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"If only people could understand satire"

plush mason
storm jungle
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thats kinda the thing with 40k

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"we got atrocities but nothing close to real life because that will upset readers!"

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lmao

queen laurel
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humanity is capable of so much evil it's not even funny

tough haven
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We are capable of much good as well

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But good is hard

plush mason
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not even Cthulhu is able to do the kind of sick shit humans can

tough haven
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it requires you to challenge your pre-existing beliefs and rise above them

limpid granite
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ive never heard of cathulu

tough haven
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and so many people choose harm

tough haven
tough haven
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imagine

celest dome
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Is Cathulu on purpose or not

heady rivet
tough haven
queen laurel
tough haven
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We are beautiful and terrible

plush mason
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we are terrible and ok

limpid granite
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i am indeed beautiful

plush mason
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we never ever reach the highest we claim we do

celest dome
plush mason
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we always reach the lows and then some

sacred ginkgo
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Garlic bread is just an easy and stupid example to show The Little Things that keep life livable despite everything

heady rivet
queen laurel
heady rivet
celest dome
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I had 4 errors that were due to them switching places and me not checking before clicking

tough haven
surreal nest
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you didnt ask i just wanted to tell you

queen laurel
surreal nest
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yeah that works

surreal nest
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final destination

plush mason
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ah

queen laurel
surreal nest
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i dont get why people watch final destination

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same with the later saw films

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freaks

plush mason
heady rivet
heady rivet
surreal nest
heady rivet
plush mason
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like idk who is more stupid, death or the people it is killing

surreal nest
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bofa

storm jungle
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its not suppose to be a serious series

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also for anyone that says "the people that die are stupid" really should look up some fatalities people die from IRL KEK

plush mason
opaque coyote
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Because it's not like the protagonists in horror movies know they're going against the scrimblo monster

storm jungle
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if you want to go through the series id suggest Deadmeat's coverage

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he goes into a lot of the production/plot and other stuff in the movies its a very fun watch

plush mason
humble shoal
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hop into first game in a while

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first thing I see in the mourningstar is the n-word

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10/10

plush mason
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im waiting for the next update

sacred ginkgo
humble shoal
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yeah needed to get some rust off

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running my fent build

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which form what I can tell is going to get even funnier

storm jungle
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now shut

opaque coyote
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Holy shit skaven

heady rivet
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"bald-haircut.gif"

opaque coyote
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Are you a Skaven

heady rivet
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Over and over again

opaque coyote
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Also hot pot I eat yes

rocky gale
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Too many mushrooms

opaque coyote
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I like mushrooms

rocky gale
vagrant fox
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not enough mushrooms

rocky gale
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Cooked mushrooms are gross

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Mushrooms are only good when they're raw and crunchy

vagrant fox
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all forms all good

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Cooked mushrooms are slimy and chewy and gross

vagrant fox
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wrong and wrong

rocky gale
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The crunch of a raw mushroom is unbeatable

outer wave
storm jungle
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its very funny tbh lmao

outer wave
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I wish Rannick were in SM2

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Just to fuck with Titus

storm jungle
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Considering the braindead tier plans the space marines have in the PVE missions i dread to think how much his presence would improve it

celest cedar
spring cairn
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"My rejects would've cleared that tbh"

outer wave
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"I do question why anyone would sought out after your geneseed after that performance, but I digress."

urban spire
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cooked mushrooms are slimy and gross if you fuck it up

rocky gale
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Always

storm jungle
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blows it up

arctic talon
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Destroys a single one

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Btw

storm jungle
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entire planet is covered with them in every continent

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
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YEAH

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LMAO

arctic talon
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Acheran is actually stupid

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Why is every 2nd company captain after Cato a smooth brain

storm jungle
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the best part is YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THEM IN THE DISTANCE IN THE SKYBOX

arctic talon
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Like

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Acheran in his 2 appearances where he does stuff

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Isn’t good

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And Titus is

storm jungle
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Reminder that Acheran is so forgetable he dies in his first appearance and magically returns later because we need a 2nd Company captain lol

celest dome
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Titus without the plot armour would be hated by SM fans

arctic talon
outer wave
arctic talon
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He was in the first 8e sm codex and one of the crusade books

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He does nothing in either

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Beyond be named

celest dome
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So forgettable Dil forgot one of his appearance

arctic talon
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And then he dies in shadowspear

celest dome
storm jungle
arctic talon
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It isn’t

storm jungle
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the planet is literally in its final hours

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they say as much

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LOL

arctic talon
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Destroying one tower does nothing

urban spire
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still a little unclear on how hive fleet encounters even have survivors

arctic talon
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They literally wasted their time

storm jungle
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yeah capillary towers are across the ENTIRE planet/continents

arctic talon
urban spire
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too many nids to fight, but also if you get off the planet the shadow in the warp means you can't flee?

arctic talon
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There’s exceptions sometimes

celest dome
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The moment you have the Hive Spire you have the whole Biomass being sucked out

arctic talon
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Warp travel isn’t disabled

storm jungle
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^

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You just have to fly into the void for a few days/hours

urban spire
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ah ok

storm jungle
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to get out of its radius

arctic talon
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Yeah

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The shadow is more like

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The pool being full

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If the warp is a pool

storm jungle
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the biotitan you kill?

arctic talon
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If that makes sense?

celest dome
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So it's just slowing the inevitable
Kinda like Vt2 with the ET

storm jungle
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that thing can instantly be recycled

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and returned to the fight

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lmao

urban spire
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so the shadow's not really that vast, relatively speaking

arctic talon
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That bio titan also was nerfed

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lol

storm jungle
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its just inconsistent in plots the Imperium has to win

arctic talon
storm jungle
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where it actively gets hindered lol

storm jungle
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god legit atrocious writing

arctic talon
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SM2's writing is ass

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this is known

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lol

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the shadow in the warp doesn't do shit to warp travel

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it just makes it impossible for navigators to properly plot a chart in the moment

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so escaping via warp travel means you go to the nearest possible destination pre plotted outside the shadow

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lol

celest dome
# arctic talon If the warp is a pool

For the shadow in the Warp, well I think of it as follow:
You're using a modem to access the Internet, usually it work and as long as you don't fuck up you're alright.
But when the Tyr are there you have a malware on your Ip address and trying to connect will pass through said malware

storm jungle
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its essentially impossible unless the plot says otherwise

arctic talon
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I like to picture the shadow in the warp as a pool thats literally full

storm jungle
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the moments Nid make planetfall you are generally doomed unless the Fleet is like some small splinter

arctic talon
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as in you cannot move in it

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because all nids

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lol

arctic talon
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or you get a deus ex machina codex moment

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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because GW has decided you must aura farm

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Tau/LSM/CSM/Literally anyone moment

storm jungle
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its why I ironically really like the Nids in that bad Leviathan book

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it gives a great picture of how the moment Nids snowball you are fucked

arctic talon
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Every codex has like 1 aura farm anti tyranid thing

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lol

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its kind of funny

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now granted every codex does that to every faction

celest dome
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I mean, don't we have examples of Planets that had landfall for Tyr but repelled them ?
Baal, Metalica for example

arctic talon
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Metallica didn't have nids

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Baal got deus ex machina'd by the great rift

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Lucius the forgeworld was explictly a small splinter fleet

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and the hive ships were pretty crippled in the space battle

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before they made land fall

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Baal is explictly said by the Blood angels in the book

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and literally everyone else

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to be doomed

celest dome
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Wait, which FW had Tyr and fought them of with waves of Servitor and dragging their corpses back to outfit voluntold for the next wave

arctic talon
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That was Lucius

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and the hivefleet was crippled already

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and a splinter

storm jungle
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^^

celest dome
arctic talon
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like

storm jungle
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in reality sending servitors makes zero sense

arctic talon
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a small splinter

storm jungle
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as like

arctic talon
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explictly

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lol

limpid granite
storm jungle
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they can also absorb them

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lol

arctic talon
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free meat

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lol

storm jungle
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literally every victory against nids has them saving a planet

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lmao

arctic talon
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^

limpid granite
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kadaku is lost

arctic talon
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Baal was already a shithole anyways

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wasn't much to eat

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lol

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oh

storm jungle
limpid granite
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so how did they "save" the planet

arctic talon
#

They didn't save Kadaku

storm jungle
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Again. Not talking about Kadaku.

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lol

arctic talon
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Baal was saved because there wasn't much of a biosphere in the first place

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so the nids didn't really eat much

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it was mostly fucking rocks

celest dome
arctic talon
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and blood angels

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and humans

storm jungle
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Nids would just kill the crews doing it

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but thye just... dont

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lmao

arctic talon
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I just prefer the Admech codex story where they fucking set the spores in the atmosphere on fire

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immolating everything lol

storm jungle
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yeah THAT makes sense

arctic talon
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to the weird Lucius one

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which has like 3 caveats

storm jungle
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beacuse its an insane option

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but feasible

celest dome
arctic talon
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and still is stupid

storm jungle
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my favorite part is like

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they see this strat work

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file it away

arctic talon
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anyways when nids make land fall its a loss 99% of the time

storm jungle
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and it gets lost

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LMAO

arctic talon
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yet another Mechanicus W

storm jungle
arctic talon
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That poor Skitarii Alpha Prime lol

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thought up of all that and they just forgot it

storm jungle
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ironically most realistic lore moment

arctic talon
#

Tbh yeah lol

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There's a few weird "how the fuck does that work" moment for how factions defeat nid fleets

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for the Tau one of them has them use old ass random weapons alongside new ones and it works against the nids(????)

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along with the more sensible dumping super cancer acid virus aids into the capillery towers all at once

mossy peak
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is guilliman one of the weaker primarchs in terms of individual fighting power

celest dome
limpid granite
vagrant fox
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more or less

celest dome
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Lorgar may be the weakest but it's difficult to really judge as we always have narrative bias

vagrant fox
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Holds up against good against Lorgar and Angron in a 2v1 but still

limpid granite
heady rivet
mossy peak
limpid granite
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not number 1 but close

heady rivet
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It was like his thing

urban spire
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how do the tau deal with nids?

heady rivet
heady rivet
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And then

limpid granite
vagrant fox
heady rivet
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Shoot them again

limpid granite
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also primarchs just instilling genetical fear into marines

urban spire
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non-issue for craftworld and dark eldar i guess, they can simply leave

mossy peak
urban spire
heady rivet
limpid granite
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dude woke up from a 10000k year old sleep and the first thing dark angels see is the halls splattered with chaos marine corpses

arctic talon
urban spire
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never heard of that

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
rocky gale
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Spread by the cooked mushroom media

hollow lantern
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Normally I just Tyson mushies

opaque coyote
#

A tad bit of a waste to put it in hotpot also

limpid granite
#

you could supplement it with crawfish or lobter

opaque coyote
#

Lobster hotpot?

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Now that is an actual waste gl

limpid granite
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hmmm

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boiled prawn

opaque coyote
#

Yeah that's good

limpid granite
opaque coyote
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He just likes cooking some prawns

#

Also actually really useful asw

rocky gale
hollow lantern
opaque coyote
hollow lantern
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I unironically like him tbh

#

He's just A Dude

limpid granite
hollow lantern
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Who likes Crab

limpid granite
rocky gale
celest dome
opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

My favourite thing to do is to say that when it isn't even a crawfish, it annoys people even more

hollow lantern
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Rannis might be the easiest to follow questline in any FS game

arctic talon
#

Do you think his prawn crab shrimps are tasty

hollow lantern
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Yes

opaque coyote
hollow lantern
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So good you stop taking damage lol

arctic talon
#

Not the stuff in it

#

Reminds me of it

opaque coyote
#

At least the hotpot brew

arctic talon
#

πŸ’€

limpid granite
#

black boggart seems like a decent dude

arctic talon
#

No like

limpid granite
#

you would expect him to look like a hooligan

arctic talon
#

Whatever

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Not important

arctic talon
hollow lantern
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He looks like a scoundrel tbf

arctic talon
#

Even if you never see it

limpid granite
#

ugly fucking dude ngl

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Ofc he's unpleasant

arctic talon
#

And it’s usually spicy

opaque coyote
#

That's what I did

arctic talon
#

Okay so it’s malatang

hollow lantern
arctic talon
#

I love malatang

opaque coyote
#

Yeah

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I just call it Hotpot

arctic talon
#

Remember the secret hack is to skip cold tofu blocks

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And get the skin

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It weighs less

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πŸ’€

limpid granite
#

look at my sorceress dawg im getting enlightened

arctic talon
#

So you get charged less

opaque coyote
hollow lantern
#

Uhhhh

arctic talon
hollow lantern
#

Ig

opaque coyote
#

Well not hard

#

More like

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Obscured?

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Easy to miss

arctic talon
#

Who was the creepy doll guy

#

Yeah that

limpid granite
#

he gives of rapist vibes ngl

opaque coyote
#

Tbf that might be part of the charm but like

arctic talon
#

That’s because he is a rapist probably

limpid granite
#

gotta get that magic scorpion charm tho

#

epically turns dung eater into puppet

sacred ginkgo
hollow lantern
#

Yeah

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

I’m like 99.999999999% sure he’s a rapist

#

Add a few more 9’s

opaque coyote
#

Also the "ending" of his questline is him trying to make Ranni into a doll

arctic talon
#

Actually

limpid granite
#

seluvis has a bed behind the hidden wall

opaque coyote
limpid granite
opaque coyote
#

And she's like

#

"Bruh what the fuck?"

#

And she insta kills you

#

Btw

limpid granite
#

fuck is he gonna do

opaque coyote
#

She tells you to leave

limpid granite
#

carve things into her

opaque coyote
#

Like twice

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And if you refuse she just instantly kills you

#

Cause she's disgusted

limpid granite
#

and then you realize seluvis is also a puppet

opaque coyote
#

For obvious reasons

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Seluvis is being controlled by someone else yeah

opaque coyote
#

Pida is the true guy

hollow lantern
#

"Sellen are you sure you want this body?"

limpid granite
opaque coyote
#

Idk why I found that funny but it is

hollow lantern
#

Nah it is

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

"I WILL TAKE OVER THE ACADEMY! NOW IF YOU COULD JUST MOVE TO THE CORNER."

#

"..."

arctic talon
#

Tbh the dude works for the Carian Royal family so for all we know this shit was above board/known and tolerated πŸ’€

opaque coyote
#

uses magic to levitate her to said corner

#

"Perfect "

#

Like you expect her to fucking murder her or something

#

But no

#

She's just in the corner

arctic talon
#

Tbf

opaque coyote
#

Because I guess she couldn't beat up a woman who is literally mentally ill

arctic talon
#

I think she knows better then to try and murder her

opaque coyote
#

And isn't a threat

arctic talon
#

I think she’s wary of Rennala being able to fight back

#

If she doesn’t react when being moved why bother

opaque coyote
#

Why would you?

sacred ginkgo
#

When does she move rennala

#

I've never seen that

opaque coyote
#

She moves to the center and Rennala is in a corner

#

Which is honestly the funniest gag in a Fromsoft quest ever

#

Even if it's a very short visual one

#

Rennala just sits in a corner like she's in timeout

opaque coyote
#

And get him as a puppet

#

Elden Ring is a great game

#

But it's also clear that it's kinda rushed

#

I hope for a sequel someday but obviously not now

#

People are tired of the souls formula and I think even Fromsoft somewhat is

hollow lantern
opaque coyote
#

But yeah

#

Elden Ring's world is genuinely more fascinating than Dark Souls

#

Probably because it's more detailed

hollow lantern
opaque coyote
#

I usually just give it to Gideon though

hollow lantern
#

He's a good summon too

opaque coyote
#

Cause like I don't really care about summons that much

hollow lantern
#

I just like collecting things

opaque coyote
#

More importantly I like Nepheli

#

So I would never give the potion to her

hollow lantern
#

I like her questline rewards

opaque coyote
#

I wish there was more like it to have more variance

#

Since aprox. 80% of Fromsoft questlines end with the character dying horribly in some manner

#

And I get why

#

But still

celest dome
#

I don't think we can really say Souls-like are being tired out

#

From soft's side being being tired though could be the case

opaque coyote
#

Especially since Elden Ring is big and also clearly has some transitional issues

#

Trying to fit OW into the Souls Formula

#

The mini dungeons for example

#

I do think that the actual major locations (like Stormveil) is some of the best level design they have had

celest dome
#

Internal lore and all is a different beast than design I bet.
Like how I wouldn't be surprised if FS make a less Grim looking game next but still keeping into the tide style

opaque coyote
young pecan
#

Finding him standing by himself in that cavern

opaque coyote
#

Like Cyberpunk 2077 world design is great.

Night City deliberately and truly

#

Feels like a shitty, poorly planned city in a realistic way

hollow lantern
#

I wish it was more violent tbh

opaque coyote
hollow lantern
#

I wish there were more enemies in encounters too

opaque coyote
#

Wait are we talking about ER or Cyberpunk

hollow lantern
#

2077

celest dome
#

Aren't they making a sequel anyway

opaque coyote
#

Yeah I do genuinely think that a problem with Cyberpunk is enemy variety

opaque coyote
hollow lantern
#

I don't even mean variety

#

I just want more meat for the grinder

opaque coyote
#

But I also kinda wish there was more enemies than

#

Guy with gun

#

Ninja

#

Melee

#

It's also why the Cyberpsycho side quest is fun

#

Because they're all basically mini bosses with their own unique shtick

#

Always knock them out because I feel bad

hollow lantern
#

I think it'd be cooler with less archetypes

#

More freeform enemies

#

Ai for em would probably be a pain tho

opaque coyote
#

Like gangs fighting eacg other

hollow lantern
#

Like stalker?

opaque coyote
#

Yup

hollow lantern
#

Yeah that's kinda what I mean by more violence

#

I want to stumble upon all out gang wars at the borders of turf

opaque coyote
#

Also if the gangs didn't fucking attack you immediately because you accidentally stepped 0.1 feet of them.

hollow lantern
#

I like the few intimidation encounters you can get tbh

opaque coyote
#

Seriously, I was really confused in the early game cause I would just walk around and have a gang jump me

opaque coyote
#

Basically doing nothing

#

Like it allows you some buffs

#

New cars

hollow lantern
#

It matters for like

opaque coyote
#

Uhh

#

That's kinda it tbh

hollow lantern
#

All of 5 interactions or something?

#

With enemies

opaque coyote
#

Yeah

#

I feel like street cred should've mattered so much more

#

Lower tier gangs staying out of your way for example

#

Trying to not get into a fight with you

#

Bounty hunters that want your ass dead

#

Etc

hollow lantern
#

Who knows

#

Maybe in 2

#

Or Orion

opaque coyote
#

Orion save us

hollow lantern
#

Or whatever they call it

opaque coyote
#

Also the weapons kinda disappoint me compared to the TTRPG

#

I get why they wouldn't add all of them obviously

#

But like

hollow lantern
#

Cybernetics disappoint me compared to the RPG

opaque coyote
#

Where's my missile launcher?

#

Why is there only two LMGs.

#

And one is in the DLC

hollow lantern
#

Almost all of the cool shit is in Dogtown tbh

opaque coyote
#

Why can't I buy a flame thrower??

#

Budget Arms release that shit now

#

I need it to explode in my face

#

Also the weapon tier system sucks

#

In how it's implemented

hollow lantern
#

Tbh

#

I borderline only used uniques anyway

#

Outside of the knife which was best as a stock 5++

#

I think Katanas were also best as a 5++?

opaque coyote
#

Fair point but like...

I kinda feel awkward that a good chunk of weapons are noted to be cheap/shoddy.

And yet I can find them at like Tier 4

#

I don't think it should disallow you to make a god-like Budget Arms carnage

#

But I feel like all of the carnages you find should be tier 2

hollow lantern
#

Except Guts

opaque coyote
#

Obviously

#

An actual criticism I have is that you can't take off mods

#

From the weapons

#

Which pisses me the fuck off

#

"Yeah cool I put it on ... Why the fuck can't I take it off"

solid horizon
#

superglue