40k-lore-chat

[urban spire]

who people got real upset about because the commissar was mean to them

[swift adder]

Maybe a whole lot of them are just too busy writing Horus heresy slop

[storm jungle]

thats Dukane

lol

[jade holly]

Insult me more mo- I mean uh

[swift adder]

People will get mad at women for any reason nowadays

[urban spire]

yeah i've noticed

[storm jungle]

they REALLY do not like female authority figures yeah

and this isnt even a meme lol

[urban spire]

somehow this didn't pass me by

[rocky gale]

Raine is from Honourbound and she's peak

[swift adder]

A male main character can kill an entire civilization, but people will get at the gurl for being a bit sassy

[urban spire]

or for not being hot enough

[rocky gale]

She's a mix of genuine Commissar who will execute people without question but isn't also an idiot

[storm jungle]

I remember seeing a rant post about Dukane and one of the MOST repeated points was "shes putting on a fake accent and its cringe" and im like... what the fuck are you getting at lmao

[vagrant fox]

I remember seeing like 3-4 people reacting to a Dukane post in News Bulletin with some crass language through reaction

[jade holly]

What’s her accent again?

[urban spire]

we need to get the geek boys back to being unhealthy about women in a healthy way, you're supposed to be weird about women being incredibly tall alien empresses who take you prisoner not want everyone to be a meek little housewife

[spare osprey]

40k has got to he filled with the lamest motherfuckers out there.
Like.

Woman.

Ad nauseam.(?)

[swift adder]

No clue, it’s European right

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only British

[outer wave]

Polish

[jade holly]

When am I getting my 9ft tall Necron Overlord mommy

[outer wave]

It's a vaguely polish accent

[vagrant fox]

It sounds vaguely slavic to my ears

[spare osprey]

Someday, pal.
Someday.

[outer wave]

The VA IIRC is polish

[swift adder]

40k fans are the only fans in the universe to hate the concept of “giant women”

[jade holly]

Least I have that Triarch Praetorian from TIaTD for now

[rancid cove]

40k chuds*

real 40k fans don't mind it

[rocky gale]

Raines novel Honourbound is also secretly a romance novel

[vagrant fox]

VA is norwegian-scottish ish

[urban spire]

the british empire was all white people right?

[vagrant fox]

Rebecca Hansen

[outer wave]

Ah

[urban spire]

there hasn't been people of a very wide range of ethnicities living in england for LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF YEARS right?

[rancid cove]

I dont even know why they got so heated over her
She's not even that important to the overall story literally just a side side character

[jade holly]

Executioner Phillias my beloved

[hallow plover]

We had so much salt in the past 2 years lol

[urban spire]

they're always looking for an excuse to be mad

[swift adder]

“She’s a bit mean and I feel emasculated”

[urban spire]

im gonna eat dinner, talk amongst yourselves

[rancid cove]

Low testosterone behavior

[vagrant fox]

The perfidious woke have infiltrated my grimdark setting so now my beloved Imperium still doesn't care about who gets sent to die
Horrid

[storm jungle]

getting mad at the asian heads thinking thye are "women" was the peak example i think

these people are actually insane

[rancid cove]

Little do they know the imperium has been woke
They don't discriminate your sex, gender or race when they throw you in the meat grinder

[storm jungle]

They kinda do but it depends lol

[jade holly]

Man? Woman? Neither? We ALL become Corpse starch

The wheels of the Imperium are fed a low calorie meal of the fallen

[rancid cove]

Everyone is fuel that feeds the ever advancing fascist regime

[swift adder]

I don’t care how woke the imperium is, the eldar are still the goats of lgbt reps

[rancid cove]

Change that bell with a loaded gun

[spare osprey]

Me when my homebrew sector stars a wömen spearheading the reclamation of the capital, organizing it's regiments, served distinctly as a Lord-General, and is essentially a mini-Guilliman.

Can't wait for some balding fat prick to sneer at me for it.

[storm jungle]

We literally have an eldar corsair book where the main romance is 2 male eldar

[jade holly]

Wait do SoB have their own Heavy Bolters or do they use the versions Space Marines hold?

[vagrant fox]

Planet to planet basis but I see it as the central administratum doesn't as long as enough warm bodies to sustain x casualties and win is there

[rancid cove]

I don't care how many xenos you send I'm not turning into an eldar lover
I'm a space marine chudette!

[jade holly]

I can’t love Eldar, on account of a very obvious reason

[swift adder]

I want to read that now but I wanna finish grotsnik first

[rancid cove]

Got called 5 types of different slurs over my OC being a female space marine last month

[storm jungle]

Do that then yeah Voidscarred is great, Mike Brooks is extremely pro-LGBT

[rancid cove]

Human size heavy bolter

Marine sized heavy bolters are massive

[spare osprey]

-# Even if I am a complete dullard with 40k bunk, this is a lovely joint.

[rancid cove]

Which was kinda funny ngl

[vagrant fox]

Worry not anything to do with women gets you threats of having your skin stolen

[rancid cove]

Yeah I know but the space marine discussion gets more heated faster

[vagrant fox]

I argued boob plate is dumb and should be phased out and it had a similar effect

[vagrant fox]

So it does

[spare osprey]

Boob plate is a big ouchy to the sternum, yes.

[urban spire]

boob plates fine, that sort of embelishment is so common on armour

[rancid cove]

Ngl I don't mind the boob plate all that much

[vagrant fox]

I can rationalise it but I just think it looks mid so clearly it should go

[urban spire]

having a shot or blow redirected to the thickest part of your armour is not a huge problem

[rancid cove]

Instead of removing it I just think they should customize it more depending in ranking and battle role

[vagrant fox]

It's the aesthetics I don't care about the functionality

[urban spire]

should probably be less gigantic though

[spare osprey]

One's special own boob plate.
Hell yeh.

[rancid cove]

No
Big boobed warriors shouldnt be excluded

[solid horizon]

space chuds are just mad they dont get ladies

[rancid cove]

Low testosterone behavior

[jade holly]

I’m 23 and never dated.

I just wanna be loved so I can love back and support her

[rancid cove]

Yeah optional no boob plated torsos would be cool

[rancid cove]

You're 23 get a grip
Theres still a lot of time

[solid horizon]

romantical necron moment

[rancid cove]

Ur just 3yrs older than me

[urban spire]

it doesnt need to be huge its not like its form fitting

[jade holly]

Unc smh

[vagrant fox]

As much as the Blanche art is iconic I just don't love the corset titty emphasis

[rancid cove]

Not a real Blanche art enjoyer

[jade holly]

Me and bro pulling up to the party like

We’re going to capture everyone there for our Cryptek

[solid horizon]

john blanch necrons > john blanche sisters

[vagrant fox]

sad but true

[solid horizon]

sad to say, but to this day the army I have massacred most on tabletop is sistas o' battle

[vagrant fox]

Blanche admech is unbeaten to this day though

[solid horizon]

@shadow plover

[solid horizon]

I think more people would play sisters if only james workshop didn't make them so brittle

[rancid cove]

Good thing I'm not a tabletop fiend

[spare osprey]

Ain't they also bad in Dawn of War?
Heard so much bluster about 'em.
Makes me sad.

[shadow plover]

Real

[solid horizon]

I meant tabletop

their stats are not great

[arctic talon]

No

[solid horizon]

they have the cool miracle rules

[arctic talon]

They’re not bad on the tabletop

[solid horizon]

but their units kinda suck imo

[arctic talon]

But they have a human stat line

[jade holly]

I saw that

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t help that this edition their damage output is anemic

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/stallone-facepalm-headache-smh-sylvester-stallone-gif-17638745

[arctic talon]

Which sucks

[spare osprey]

-# A Stallone--

[arctic talon]

So they’re just kind of squishy

And don’t hit super hard

They’ve got a lot of tricks and stuff

But eh

Not the worst lol

[solid horizon]

yeah well it's fine if you wanna see a magic show

[arctic talon]

You could be Orks or CWE

[vagrant fox]

also more sobs should have bowlcuts this is my final decree about them

[arctic talon]

Lul

Who are busy stuck in hell rn after too many nerfs

Actually CWE more

Orks are fine

Ish

[solid horizon]

sobs need more chelsea haircuts

[arctic talon]

More bald

[vagrant fox]

Ten-thousand buffs to CWE

[arctic talon]

They just got overnerfed tbh

[urban spire]

should not be fragile

[arctic talon]

They’re not fragile

lol

[solid horizon]

they have standard human stats

and perform poorly

[arctic talon]

They’re more durable then any other human statted unit

Tbf

Everyone fucking dies fast lol

[solid horizon]

they have good tanks

that's all tbh

[arctic talon]

The 40k tabletop has always been absurdly lethal

They just lack output this edition

[vagrant fox]

as it should be

[arctic talon]

Aside from the nundams and tanks

[arctic talon]

They’re less fragile then guardsmen and more fragile then marines. Seems about right to me lol

[solid horizon]

penitent engines arent too good

[arctic talon]

Penitent engines have always been kind of shit

[solid horizon]

archo flagellants are good but then they are not really siters

[arctic talon]

It’s always a coin toss if flags or repentia are good

They have too much role overlap

[solid horizon]

tbh agents of the imperium in general are very mid

[urban spire]

sob tank look kinda dogshit

[arctic talon]

They’re not agents

SoB are in agents

But they’re their own army

[arctic talon]

I like how they look tbh

The exorcist at least

[solid horizon]

sob tanks are rhinos with ornaments

and big flamethrower

[arctic talon]

Many such cases

[urban spire]

40k doesn't have good looking tanks i don't think

[vagrant fox]

A few imo

[solid horizon]

wrong

[arctic talon]

Ultimately no one in 40k tabletop will ever truly be tanky

Because of how it’s designed

[vagrant fox]

Takes forever to find shit, I did like this fanart rework

[solid horizon]

nurgle

[urban spire]

that looks good

[arctic talon]

They’re tankier then other stuff

[arctic talon]

Looks cool

I’m not sure about the segmented plating on the stomach area

Doesn’t feel very imperium to me for some reason

[urban spire]

you need some articulation there for mobility

space marines have it to a lesser extent

[solid horizon]

doesnt look like very good articulation

[vagrant fox]

It works for me but I can see it not being so Imperial

[solid horizon]

one wrong bend and you impale yourself

[urban spire]

because space marines are okay with getting shot in the stomach ig

[solid horizon]

im convinced armor in warhammer isn't actually that useful

too many ballistic flaws

and then most melee weapons are just lightsabers on steroids

[vagrant fox]

A lot of it is a bit silly but so are most things

[solid horizon]

I mean

it's basically parade armor at this point

wear whatever makes you feel cool

[urban spire]

space marine armour looks like that because it's easy to paint

because space marines are made for 12 year old boys

[vagrant fox]

also cool, keeps the corset thingy. Built like an absolute unit

[solid horizon]

I place more faith in characters who have lesser armor

[urban spire]

that's sick as hell

[solid horizon]

why so blocky tho, it looks like horus heresy type stuff

or fallout 3 power armor

[urban spire]

fuck i kinda want to see a sororitas frock on an armored core now

[vagrant fox]

blocky cool

[urban spire]

blocky cool

[solid horizon]

idk

[urban spire]

you've been outvoted

[solid horizon]

the breastplate reminds me of a tesla cybertruck imo

[urban spire]

you CANNOT let techbros ruin a cool aesthetic for you

[vagrant fox]

Yea in that image I don't vibe with it as much as the previous but eh

could be the lighting

[urban spire]

you must remember that musk has never had a single original idea in his life, with the exception of naming his company 'x'

[arctic talon]

I know but it’s too many segments is the thing

[solid horizon]

why dont they wear a fully segmented chestplate instead

[urban spire]

and you can tell that's his idea because he's peen pushing for it for decades, and it's fucking stupid

[arctic talon]

It feels like Tau or LoV armor

[solid horizon]

and hide their armor under a fully covering cape

like those dudes in nausicaa

[arctic talon]

Look blocky stuff is cool

[solid horizon]

it would make them look more nun like

[arctic talon]

Who cares if some shithead also likes it

Kill them with your block

[vagrant fox]

I do like seeing remnants of a more advanced past in the Imperium but I can see it being too Tau or LOV

[solid horizon]

those guys

[urban spire]

a mantle, fool

[solid horizon]

yeah well I disrespect english as a language

[arctic talon]

If you think about it, the cyber truck is basically a Harrison armory product from Lancer

[solid horizon]

sometimes words dont come

[arctic talon]

It’s bulky, angular, overheats

[vagrant fox]

English is uh, nonsense

[urban spire]

get the words for cool shit right

[arctic talon]

And vaguely facist

[urban spire]

english sucks

it's true

but sometimes you need to learn the words for cool things

like mantles

[vagrant fox]

Maybe Lancer is cool

[solid horizon]

anyways this is how I think sisters should look

[arctic talon]

lol

Actually Harrison Armory makes things that are actually safeish

[solid horizon]

mantle with a bolt gun sticking out

[arctic talon]

So maybe it’s not a cybertruck

They’re so fucking ugly lol

[vagrant fox]

I think I've decided the Rogal Dorn tank looks cool, turret is still a bit too stumpy and it has too many hull MGs but whatever

[solid horizon]

capes and mantles are so drippy

look at this guy

he aurafarms so much

[arctic talon]

Slaves to darkness have more drip then anything in 40k

[urban spire]

this is called a cope (lol)

[vagrant fox]

This Harrison Armory has some decent looking mechs, for being mechs

[urban spire]

it looks shit on these old pedos

but it would look fantastic on a tall woman who could kill you

[vagrant fox]

I could vibe with this Tokugawa, Tagetes, or maybe even Gilgamesh

Catholic drip is eternally dripless

[urban spire]

hell i'm finally getting hormones in like a month, i'm gonna get so much tall woman swag when i ditch my egg fits

also sororitas should be allowed to field a bunch of these lads as meat shields

[vagrant fox]

I want SoBs in capirotes

[urban spire]

NO

[arctic talon]

Lol

[vagrant fox]

it's about the time of year to drop hoodies anyways

Why not capirotes

[queen laurel]

they they are one of the more advanced companies out there with some bullshit mechs

[urban spire]

WHO KNOWS

[vagrant fox]

yea it's the Imperium

[urban spire]

MYSTERY

[vagrant fox]

I want the dial for racism and hatred dialed up to 16

[queen laurel]

mcmaster gravity control

[urban spire]

they already did this with the redeemers and it wasn't good

[vagrant fox]

I want the redeemers back

[arctic talon]

They are back

They have them

lol

[vagrant fox]

backer

[crystal forum]

oh no

[vagrant fox]

more redeemers

[arctic talon]

Cawdor look like the Klan sometimes

Which fits Cawdor

[urban spire]

besides these lads is spanish catholics not english

[vagrant fox]

every faction redeemers

[urban spire]

anyway yeah definitely getting some mantles

[swift adder]

We’re they Atleast creative about it

Why do necromunda homeless people have more guchi that the inquisition

[urban spire]

because they're funded by the great houses

necromunda lore is incredibly fucked lol

they're trying to apply some sort of selection pressure philosophy to their industry by way of having sanctioned gang violence IN their industrial centers

[arctic talon]

They’re funded by the clan houses which are funded by the noble houses

The necromunda gangs are directly tied to industries on the planet

[vagrant fox]

I am the only one with clarity of vision

[cerulean trellis]

congrats ^^

[vagrant fox]

Necromunda is very cool, more Necromunda books

[arctic talon]

Escher does pharmaceuticals and drug production

Orlock does mining, weapons production and shipping

Cawdor does recycling and garbage gathering along with faith stuff

Goliath does armor production, forging and refinement of materials

Delaque does espionage, and information gathering

Van Saar is involved in repairs, tech salvage and mass manufacturing

Now granted all of them make guns and armor

But orlock and Goliath make the most guns and armor

[queen laurel]

yeah but if you want that premium stuff you go to Van Saar

Goliath and Orlock are in lancer terms IPSN and general massive systems

[vagrant fox]

why am I getting this

[remote widget]

Dan abnett doing everything possible to not have to explain what Constantin Valdor has been up to with his building his own take on primaris and the webway project

[vagrant fox]

I'll gladly take this

[remote widget]

Hes wrote 2+ whole series , instead of giving us an update on the ghosts or bequin

[fervent geode]

Ill take what i can get

[crystal forum]

are you feeling peaceful yet

[vagrant fox]

A little less

[wary fulcrum]

That’s GW rather than him like

Afaik the book is written, GW are just dragging their feet

[vagrant fox]

Surely in a few editions it'll drop

[wary fulcrum]

3 years per edition too

[near wasp]

I've heard the bequin book is finished he's just waiting for it to be released

[remote widget]

I suppose if the ending of book 2 is true, then it could be something they have to hold off on for some reason

[jade holly]

What faction would this this guy fit in with the most?

Btw he’s not a human, he’s an elemental spirit contained in a metal body

[solid horizon]

give him spikes and boom dark mech

[near wasp]

That's what the impression is

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mm7rd0ir/collect-a-host-of-spearheads-with-new-warhammer-age-of-sigmar-magazine/

[wary fulcrum]

He’ll probably have to change parts of it depending on how the actual event rolls out

ADB had to do it with Emperor’s Gift

[rancid cove]

No, just the regular transphobic and racist slurs because of me being gender fluid and brazilian

[solid horizon]

obliterate their balls

[swift adder]

Classy

[solid horizon]

crucify them

incinerate them

bomb them

[misty vector]

Clearly they didnt get the memo about humanity first

[raven stone]

Looks very Votann

[jade holly]

Reminds me of Ironkin in a way

The Ironkin seem really cool in lore

[raven stone]

Same TBH

Looks very promising

[vagrant fox]

someone post a darktide hopium thing

I'm full of it

[near wasp]

Why

[outer wave]

What's up?

[spare osprey]

This'un?

[vagrant fox]

that's good

Eldar sweep soon I feel it in my bones

or good update

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

[near wasp]

Just noting down the heresy

[paper haven]

Looks like someone already noted down the heresy

[spare osprey]

-# T'au are friends, not food.
-# T'au are friends, not food.

Oh, wait.
They're bovines-esque.
The joke don't work.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

Munda mentioned

[daring creek]

Did u fucking draw this

Nah prolly on readit

[rancid cove]

SCOREBOOOAAARD

SCOOOREGOOOOOARD

[spare osprey]

It's posted every week in Driptide.

[daring creek]

Aw that's cute

[opaque coyote]

I genuinely kinda wonder how Tau taste

They're a weird mix of fish and bovine

[spare osprey]

If it's beef with the smell of fish, I would actually go postal.

[opaque coyote]

But they also have zero marrow

[limpid granite]

Invite the tau to dinner first

[opaque coyote]

Apparently their blood coagulation and regulation of their immune system is

Dispersed on their skin

Which is why they're blue

They also have trace amounts of cobalt rather than iron (which is why they're blue)

Also fun fact, human made drugs have little effect on T'au and vice versa

Essentially, if you gave a Tau a blunt. They probably wouldn't feel shit

Or die

Depends on how their body interacts with the chemical obviously

[opaque coyote]

The human body has 3-4 grams of iron per person.

If we assume the T'au are the same but with cobalt (could be a higher amount due to their lack of marrow).

1 beef steak contains 6 milligram of iron.

Cobalt poisoning starts 1.8 microgram.

[misty vector]

Tau blood also smells really bad apparently

[opaque coyote]

So making the equivalent of a steak from a Tau body

Would likely be poisonous to human beings due to the cobalt amount

And considering it's spread throughout their skin and muscles. It'd be difficult to remove enough cobalt traces

So essentially, eating T'au would be poisonous to our weak Gue'vesa stomach and blood stream

Kroot truly have a cuisine on hand

... honestly I'm now thinking of a Kroot Chef as an idea

[misty vector]

Maybe they need less cobalt than humans need iron

[rancid cove]

I am not gonna lie

[opaque coyote]

That is possible yes.

But we also don't know how much cobalt they have in their systems.

Considering the lack of marrow and the fact that they're FUCKING BLUE.

I think they have a good amount of it

[rancid cove]

From all the factions in 40k, the Votann and the Tau are the only 2 I know next to nothing about

And I kinda don't really mind not learning about them cause I find them kinda lame

[misty vector]

Tau dont have bone marrow?

[opaque coyote]

Apparently not

[celest dome]

They're alien

Why would they

Hell

[opaque coyote]

According to the Lexicanum

"Unlike mammals, T'au bones do not possess marrow - the regulation of their immune system and platelet coagulation is dispersed beneath their skin."

[misty vector]

Cool

[celest dome]

even on earth not all being have bone marrow

[outer wave]

I wonder how they make blood and the related cells then

[opaque coyote]

Kinda wonder if shooting a T'au would basically be like throwing a dart at a blood bag

[outer wave]

Oh Laati already typed it out earlier lmao

[opaque coyote]

Like you shoot one in the arm

[outer wave]

Wait but thats not a good idea to have it right under your skin

[opaque coyote]

And the wound just fucking explodes into a waterfall

Like a water balloon

[outer wave]

Yeah but they at least can keep making blood cells

[misty vector]

Would there be any benefit to it?

[outer wave]

Just need pressure to keep from bleeding out

[outer wave]

Not really

[celest dome]

Just because they have blood-ish making cells in their skins doesn't make them blood ballons

[opaque coyote]

Might be the reason why human made drugs aren't effective to them.

And also why their lifespan is approx. 40-50 human years.

[outer wave]

Assuming a good amount of it is active, there'd be alot of crowding of cells, and we're not taking in consideration of DNA damage/cancer that could arise from skin melonomas

[outer wave]

That makes some sense yeah

[opaque coyote]

The energy consumption of having the blood regulation be underneath the skin probably shortened their lifespan as a result

But it's not like Imperium MFS live as long as them anyways

Jokes aside though, yeah it's stated that human and Tau drugs are ineffective if they try to be administered towards the other species

They just have no effect

[opaque coyote]

I know

But

It sounds funny

[misty vector]

No exceptions?

[opaque coyote]

Imperial Juvenant treatments work on them so it's probably a generalist statement

[outer wave]

I imagine the receptors on tau cells are just completely different to that of human cells

[opaque coyote]

Either way it's neat that they're actually ALIENS

And have a different anatomy

[outer wave]

And not just

[opaque coyote]

Twilek moment

[outer wave]

"Blue fantasy biped being"

[opaque coyote]

Also funnily enough their hearing is similar enough

But their range is slightly different

[jade holly]

Noooooooo, Paul why?!

The centurion saga is ending

[opaque coyote]

Humans can hear high pitched sounds better while T'au can distinguish sounds that would ordinarily just sound like a vibration to us

This causes their music to sound like complete ass

To us

[misty vector]

Neat

[jade holly]

So we can hear pitch, they hear yaw

[opaque coyote]

So this probably happened at least once.

"Hey yo, give me the aux cord."

"Yeah sure, just don't play your native music."

The T'au Roommate's song: https://youtu.be/iJYvCHm3Ov4?si=xcm_IEg-LvMvQBD-

[opaque coyote]

Unironically this is actually how I imagine T'au music.

Not only due to it being ass. But I can imagine they use a lot of deeper sounds as a result of their different hearing range.

So the shitty horns fit perfectly

[opaque coyote]

Yeah basically.

In older times, armies also often played music to hype up the soldiers

I can imagine the Imperium doing that since all of their armies are based off of older cultures

And the T'au would do the same

[spare osprey]

Ah.
So T'au really are friends and not food.
Groovy.
:]

[opaque coyote]

So I can imagine the T'au playing their marching theme as every Imperial mf just suddenly begins shooting

"SHTT THE FUCK UP-"

"THIS SHIT SOUNDS LIKE ASS"

On the other hand, living as a Gue'vesa on a Tau planet...

Imagine going to a bar and the music just sounds like wet farts

And you basically have to tolerate it

...

Actually that's just going to a bar during christmas

Nvm

I can imagine any Gue'vesa like clerk or something basically wears headphones

Because they can't handle the T'au version of "All I want for Etheralmas"

[opaque coyote]

Generally though, the T'au are one of my favorite factions because of the fact that they have different races interacting with each other.

Well more than just murder.

[jade holly]

I feel like living as a human in a Tau run city would be like living in the Gray Quarter in Windhelm as a Dunmer

[opaque coyote]

Mmmm

Nah more like living as a black person in a rich white neighborhood

Nobody really can do anything physical towards you unless if you break some rules or something

But you kinda just... get looked at

And it gets awkward

[spare osprey]

-# The town of, like, seventeen people.

[opaque coyote]

And sometimes some asshole would act passive aggressively while you're just trying to live

I don't imagine it would be outright slurs though

Unless if it's like the 4th sphere

[opaque coyote]

But definitely some backhanded racism

[jade holly]

Would you guys say the term “Danse Macabre” fits the Necrons?

[opaque coyote]

Normally? No. They're either screaming inside their windows 95 ahh bodies or doing their own thing.

Flayed ones? Yes. They focus entirely on what they lost.

To the point of skinning people to try and feel comfortable again

[jade holly]

I’m thinking more on the literal idea of the Dance. Like one giant Silver tide is a never ending dance where the dancers just get back up to keep fighting

Cause doesn’t Danae Macabre literally translate to Dance of Death?

[spare osprey]

They's the gits that're gonna give my homebrew sector a hard time.
As they try to retake their systems from Chaos, the T'au show up from the East, uplift some xenos that have been a pain in their ass, and the Governess is just like:

[opaque coyote]

I don't think Necrons dance generally but it would be a really fun dynasty

Or something

[jade holly]

Metaphorical where the “dance” is warfare

I had the idea of a Necron overlord who hears a universal song and can manipulate/play alongside it to affect reality in a small scale level and it would amplify the speed and intensity of the Reanimation Protocol at the cost of permanent damage to the Necrons affected while amplifying aggression

Initiating a “Danse Macabre”

You would say

[opaque coyote]

I would say.

I think it applies to Necrons similar to that delusional general that treats it as if it was pre-transferrence.

I don't think the concept applies to some of them though.

Like Trazyn is focused on another dance.

The dance of stealing yo shit

[opaque coyote]

That sounds awesome

Yes

Do it

[opaque coyote]

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING HERE??"

[jade holly]

Just trying to figure out the whole lore side and how she interacts with the universal song

[opaque coyote]

Type shit

[jade holly]

Or even if the Danse Macabre is a reality alteration or just a special override command

[opaque coyote]

Tbf if there's a lot of territory that's Chaos possessed. The T'au would probably not have that much of a presence

Because the T'au aren't stupid

They won't uplift the weird new minor Xenos race who skin people alive

They generally stay away from that shit because although they don't know the full details.

They do know it's generally bad

I think at most they would watch

Their presence could still be trouble though

[spare osprey]

My poor governess can only afford a 'fuck off blue bish' letter as she's dealing with trying to make sure the rest of the sector doesn't fall.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, I would suggest override command

Generally Necron stuff is technological in nature

And although basically magic in how it works. I can imagine that

No it isn't altering reality. It's just the equivalent of skipping past the loading screen

[opaque coyote]

You could have the T'au pressure her into allying.

I can imagine that it would be a temptation to allow them to help

In exchange for some territory and resources of course...

"The wider Imperium doesn't need to know"

But if she accepts, she would have to deal with the possibility of others finding out

[spare osprey]

That... is perfect, thank you.

The whole ordeal is taking place juuust about as soon as the Great Rift opened.
The Imperium's got... bigger things to worry 'bout.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I can imagine it would be a situation that could happen then

The temptation of allying and having a weird border territory as the deal

But she also doesn't want to betray the Emperor

Oh how would he think of her consorting with Xenos??

Also the Inquisition

[spare osprey]

The absolute horror.
-# On top of the fact that the Astartes that promised to help with the sector's little crusade had to... eh... fuck off.
She's doing her best.

[opaque coyote]

Would be busy obviously but I can imagine the possibility of a free inquisitior finding out would still be there

And they might be a puritan variety

Would she risk consorting in exchange for small but very real possibility that she would get cut off from the Imperium

Declared a heretic

Yadayadyada

[spare osprey]

Golly, this homebrew stuff is fun!

[winter pine]

it's really fun to write a little region or group as your own thing and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[vagrant fox]

Now make a whole sector

[opaque coyote]

This is kinda why I like 40k despite not participating on the plastic crack

It's a fun setting

[jade holly]

So far it def feels like Awakened Dynasty and Shatterstar are gonna be my favorite detachments

Awakened because I can terrify people with a 20 warrior blob with Overlord, Orikan and Cryptothralls with a Szeras nearby

Shatterstar because DOOMSDAY ARKS

[winter pine]

me brainstorming and writing down funny scenarios for my Ork waaagh to get into be like

[spare osprey]

Doin' it.
Lovin' it.
Am learnding things!

[solid horizon]

by the way I calculated, with crucible rules you can make a squad of flayed ones move at best 23" per turn

let's hope james workshop doesnt notice

[near wasp]

So how many flayed ones can I take before they limit me

[solid horizon]

the solution would be not to take them

because they suck anyways

but they're cool

I think you can take 6 squads of 10 max like every other necrons

but only the one with a special overlord has the effects

[near wasp]

Interesting

[jade holly]

Don’t Wraiths do their job better?

Infiltrate into objs for quick points?

[solid horizon]

wraiths dont have infiltrator

[jade holly]

Yeah I looked it up

I’m big dumb

[solid horizon]

consider them to be necron motorbikes because they got this absoltely horrible ability

1 mortal wound

each model

dark eldar have something like that

they killed a 20 warrior squad in one phase

since I'm going to repaint my (horribly) converted necron overlord chaos flayed king, I dont know if I should paint it to colors of khorne

all my other necrons/androids are painted with IW scheme

this guy

[jade holly]

Wait

Is Nekrosor Ammentar just Roko’s Basilisk?

[rocky gale]

I don't know what either of those things are

So yes

[solid horizon]

same

so yes

me when the diskotekh dynasty patriarch confronts karotkekh in the shipwrekh tombworld with his turbofolk megaphotonic disintegrator laser pointer

[jade holly]

Roko’s Basilisk is a thought experiment where if you don’t help the “basilisk”, directly impact its creation, or literally do nothing once it knows of you it’ll punish you. The only way to escape the basilisk’s wrath is to not even know it exists

And Ammentar is just the big boogeyman Necron that got revealed in 500 Worlds

[crystal forum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_wager

[jade holly]

I propose an in universe thought experiment

Big E’s Hawk

An Admech creation that’ll hunt down those who do not help in its production

[crystal forum]

roko's basilisk is just a shittier tech geek version of pascal's wager

[flat nimbus]

and/or a dumber version of Descartes “Evil Demon” hypothesis

it’s very funny to me as tech dorks reverse engineering themselves into basic philosophy, while convincing themselves it’s HYPERRATIONALITY

[solid horizon]

pascal's wager is when the ad mech player fails all his rolls but still somehow believes the omnissiah will help them (the omnissiah is a lie)

[humble shoal]

is that... a green friend?

[storm jungle]

its an ork warboss

[solid horizon]

I am pretty sure this is a chaos android

[humble shoal]

was thinking the other green guys

crons

[flat nimbus]

it’s three genestealers in a coat

[storm jungle]

Randall is onto something

[crystal forum]

looks like a 2000's dance music video

[daring creek]

How would it hunt though

[humble shoal]

pimpmobile rolls up and 500 genestealers pop out

[crystal forum]

more like clown car

[solid horizon]

it's this guy

[heady rivet]

SOVL

[limpid granite]

Hi there mister necron

[spare osprey]

Green friend! 💚

[jade holly]

Idfk some Pysker based shenanigans I guess?

[nocturne ingot]

How expensive is warhammer game ( the chess board ones) . Is it a multi thousand dollar investment ?

[jade holly]

Chess board ones?

[solid horizon]

I know of the warhammer monopoly but not the warhammer chess game

[arctic talon]

The tabletop game? Like with terrain and stuff?

[nocturne ingot]

Yes

[arctic talon]

For a full 2000 point army cheapest you’ll get is like

300 to 400 dollars USD

Horde factions cost the most

[nocturne ingot]

What about top end

[arctic talon]

So stuff like horde guard and tyranids

Will eat your wallet

[arctic talon]

Assuming you’re making something well balanced and not a like, skew list

[jade holly]

Behold

For the 1st time ever

[arctic talon]

Prolly like 600-800$ range

[jade holly]

Grimm’s 3 cheese pizza

[arctic talon]

Depends on the army

Some armies are way cheaper

Some armies are more expensive

[nocturne ingot]

Thanks for the info

[jade holly]

Featuring in layers from bottom to top:
provolone, Meunster, and Mozzarella

[arctic talon]

Stuff like custodes is very affordable for a 40k army

AoS is cheaper

Then 40k

And then the skirmish/squad scale games are even cheaper

Stuff like Killteam

[daring creek]

I imagine it has some sort of warp detection that allows it to sense ppls souls or whatever

excluding blanks of course

[young pecan]

Why tf is tabletop as expensive to get into as golf

You're moving plastic guys around on a board with plastic environment around them

[crystal forum]

sometimes the algorithm cooks https://youtu.be/lyDGUQHjVJU?si=AcCD-09Yt4xVCUie

[rocky gale]

It's better for the environment though

[sacred bluff]

which one chat???

[rocky gale]

Path of the Archon

Drukhari need this win

[sacred bluff]

done 😌

[storm jungle]

Path of the Archon is really good yeah

[young pecan]

Oh don't worry I hate golf

Fuck golf

Barely a sport

Go play football and get crippling brain damage like a real man

[rocky gale]

Plus if we win the vote maybe GW will remember that we exist as a faction

[sacred bluff]

yes, the pleasure/torture elves exist 🙄

https://tenor.com/view/wandavision-events-but-yes-do-you-gif-20682572

[mossy peak]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DT-VL6FiHl8/?igsh=MTBjMm5tNWMxNW0wdQ==

[crystal forum]

can younger zoomers please stop saying lowkey all the time

especially when something is not even lowkey

[heady rivet]

Lowkey they overuse it

[jade holly]

Nah this time it’s highkey

[heady rivet]

Planetary Governors

[young pecan]

Flowkirk6en7uinely

Reminds me of the generation that spams "literally"

(me)

[swift adder]

Some modern slang is fun

Particularly fond of agenda terminology

Power scaling shit is fucking hilarious

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/2SlQheS46ew?si=nqZsqpDZjB-A0swo

F L A S H I E S T S H O O T A Z

[jade holly]

Is Orikan C’tan level in power when in his Ascendant form?

[opaque coyote]

Also

https://youtu.be/vZq4kmh9ZuQ?si=GGDQDwryTDZEMxlN

[swift adder]

If a character could receive the tittle of “bum” who would that be

[jade holly]

Mortarion

[umbral orbit]

no planetary governor would do any of this

they would instate the "i fucking hate you all" decree where every serf must work ten billion years a day in a chinese fingertrap manufactorum until they drop or a foreman decides to take a shot at one of them

[surreal nest]

What's with all the sm2 players talking about how a librarian class wouldn't work and it would power scale the game too much?

Seems silly considering how wildly inaccurate the power scaling already is

[sacred ginkgo]

Shut up you're already playing your action figure dress up game

[jade holly]

I just want a Chaplain so I can be the aura tactician of the team

I love me some aggressive supports in games

Zenyatta and Ultron my beloveds

[surreal nest]

Don't tell that to a sm2 player they will try to argue about how accurate to the lore the game is and how its perfectly balanced in power scaling mode because their awesome nazi soldiers are so cool and powerful

Haha ermmm...we are super soldiers, why are tyranid warriors so strong compared to us!

[sacred ginkgo]

Pointing straight at the synapse mechanics

[surreal nest]

The synapse mechanic is funny they are kinda like the coherency rules

Oh you killed two dudes in the middle of my squad they explode and die

[arctic talon]

they're stupid, it literally doesn't fucking matter lol

the Gravis guy has an Iron halo(????)

also you already kill a neurothrope without issue

when that thing in lore would turn a marine inside out for fun

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Parrying the head exploding mind blast

[opaque coyote]

The fact that genestealers don't fucking slice you in half

is already bad

[arctic talon]

It doesn't matter lol

[opaque coyote]

for lore anywyas

[arctic talon]

the game isn't accurate to lore at all

[opaque coyote]

Obviously it doesn't fucking matter

[arctic talon]

GS aren't in it

lol

[opaque coyote]

Because having tyranids fucking swarm you

and turn you into slurry to drink

wouldn't be fun

[surreal nest]

I think people like that just want to feel like they know something and arent just the average soyjacking warhammer video game player

So they watch short form warhammer content and try to argue about it online

[arctic talon]

kid named tyranid warriors

lol

Tyberos in terminator armor did not have a great time against 3 of them

he did fucking kill them but note

it is also a named space marine character soyjack moment

lol

[opaque coyote]

Te Kahurangi had seen the Red Wake fight and kill many times before. Regardless, it was always a special privilege to witness the elemental destruction unleashed when the Master of the Carcharodon Astra was called upon to render judgement.

Tyberos met the first of the boarding tyranid warriors head on, his own charge making the entire service tunnel quake. The force of his impact carried the xenos off its hooves, slamming it through the air and then back down into the deck plates with an ear-splitting crack. Tyberos planted one great boot on its chitin- plated breast and, fast as lightning, slashed down from left to right with Hunger. The great swing of the gauntlet’s charged lightning claws sheared through the wall to the Carcharodon’s left, severed the warrior’s head, and carried on to slice into the wall on the right, leaving a trio of glowing gouges to either side that were immediately splattered with purple ichor.

The Red Wake moved on immediately, his weight cracking open the twitching warrior’s carapace as he lunged towards the next of its brood-kindred. Slake took this one, its wicked, hooked tips scything down from the warrior’s skull to its groin, releasing a burst of viscous gore and writhing bio-things. A follow-up thrust from Hunger cracked the tyranid’s skull apart in a welter of grey cranial matter.

[arctic talon]

Anyways point being yes horde shooter cool

but I think shit like nid warriors being on equal footing also would have been cool as hell

lol

[opaque coyote]

Carcharadons - Outer Dark

[surreal nest]

I would be fine with less warriors more guants

[arctic talon]

agreed

lol

[opaque coyote]

Also doesn't Tyberos literally wear Terminator Armor

Like

[arctic talon]

Yes

Tyberos is in terminator armor

[opaque coyote]

It's a tad bit different

[arctic talon]

he has relic lighting claw chainfist hybrid

[surreal nest]

Also arent primaris terminators not slow at all

[opaque coyote]

Than what Titus does

[arctic talon]

no

primaris in terminator are the same

as normal termies

lol

beyond the extra primaris organs

[surreal nest]

Comparable yes slow but not slow by like our standards

[arctic talon]

but the armor has the same limitations and issues

nah marines in terminator are kinda slow

[surreal nest]

Yeah but like how slow

[arctic talon]

slow(for a marine)

[surreal nest]

Because regular marines are the speed of a chevy

[arctic talon]

They're like slightly faster then normal humans

no running in them tho

fast walk yeah

they used to not be allowed to advance

and had a rule called inexorable advance instead

[surreal nest]

I think they would fit in sm2 sue me

[arctic talon]

I agree

Death guard also used to have that rule

[surreal nest]

Even as a power up at the worst

[arctic talon]

to represent how they're fat fucks

Inexorable advance was used for anything that was "slow" but not really in universe

Wraithguards had it

Basically like fast walking lol

[opaque coyote]

"Maybe I should have worshipped... khorne."

[arctic talon]

hey looki

ignoring all movement modifiers is good

[opaque coyote]

also here is a funny excerpt for no reason

[opaque coyote]

Saiixek gasped as he felt a sudden thrust of cold within his physical volume. Such was the level of disconnect from his organic form, it took him several seconds to comprehend that his body had been injured. Saiixek looked down to see a length of white steel jutting from his body, a gracefully curved sword blade of non-Imperial design.

‘How curious,’ he said, as the blade was withdrawn and stabbed home three more times.

This time there was no ignoring the pain and Saiixek fell to his knees. Blood and oil spilled from the precision-cut wounds in his body, flooding from his internal structures at a rate that he had not the capacity to know was mortal with any sense other than his eyes. He looked up as a woman circled around from behind him, clad in form-fitting armour of emerald plates. [...]

‘Eldar?’ asked Saiixek. ‘Ridiculous. You cannot be here.’

'You destroyed our vessel,’ said the eldar warrior-woman. ‘Now we destroy yours.’

‘Illogical,’ said Saiixek. ‘You will die too.’

'To prevent your master from acquiring such power, we would die a thousand deaths.’

'Outrageous hyperbole,’ said Saiixek, slumping against a control panel as the life flooded out of him.

from Lords of Mars

"First of all, you're stupid..."

fucking dies

[wary fulcrum]

No no, SM2 is incredibly lore accurate, that’s why you can’t customise the chaos marines properly

[wary fulcrum]

Tyberos is C tier though

[opaque coyote]

I think, please do not quote me on this

But I remember a weird anecdote where 6 custodes went against like

A fucking army of Tyranids

Yup.

And apparently it's also incredibly inaccurate to established lore as well

But for no good reason

Awesome

I find it funny that the Custodes have two incidents where their power scaling was notably inaccurate

But in completely opposite directions

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they teleport off a ship to preserve some geneseed and dig a narrow tunnel and mostly all die

Or somekind of inpromptu fortification I forget

Every writer also forgets the swarmlord is psychic so I'll let that one slide

[wary fulcrum]

You know

I often glaze the mantis warriors on purpose, but this time it’s purely because I was flicking through Warrior Brood recently

And the Mantis Warriors have a handful of sergeants who go full harakiri but do more than Tyberos in thaf clip

I’m pretty sure one takes out a bio titan whilst flying a jump pack

[daring creek]

Whatre the chances a regular human can beat a marine in rock paper scissors

[cerulean trellis]

sam as for beating another human xD

[storm jungle]

Its literally a game of chance lol

[wary fulcrum]

I’d say zero

They can see microscopic muscle spasms in people’s faces, I reckon they can see what your hand is doing and react fast enough you

[storm jungle]

aka basically cheat

checks out lol

[misty vector]

If you win theyd call you a heretic and kill you

[storm jungle]

Not that different from IRL tbh

[celest dome]

A Psyker would be able to edge out wins, but SM don't really have any particular training toward guessing such thing

[storm jungle]

They do if the author wants to just make up a superhuman ability like they do in every novel.

truly peak

[misty vector]

Give tzeentch a flesh offering to guide you what to pick

[storm jungle]

(he means use google)

[cerulean trellis]

xD

somehow in my midn i have the image of 3 primaris marines playing rock, paper, scissors to decide who has to tell the captain the bad news xD

[misty vector]

Change fate so i win this trivial game

[wary fulcrum]

‘We need a fourth’
‘Well I’m not telling him’
‘Someone has to!’

‘Brothers, we shall let the Emperor decide, rock paper scissors shoot-‘

[civic gale]

I heard a vet say a version of it with maul arby saying something in return

[storm jungle]

He says he uses a leman russ tank lol

basically playground "nuh uh i win" shit

[civic gale]

Yeh but what did the vet say?

Their version of rock paper scissors

[paper haven]

Gun beats sword

[storm jungle]

I dunno i forgot

[civic gale]

She forgor

[storm jungle]

its in FripFrop's shorts so you can prob find it there

[civic gale]

Didn't Kriegers use a bunch of shovels tho

[storm jungle]

No lol

stop believing dumbass fandom memes

[solid horizon]

kriegers are guardsmen with a skin

[civic gale]

I did not know

Thank you

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

krieg is mostly artillery spam

no shovels involved

I say this from experience

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[civic gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[civic gale]

Damn-

[solid horizon]

see that part with cannons and stuff in the memories anime movie ?

that's krieg

[civic gale]

I saw the 100% causalities one

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-switches-hitting-switches-anime-memories-1995-memories-anime-cannon-fodder-anime-gif-3253656988628911152

[civic gale]

Oh wait

[solid horizon]

big kannons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-OQFslDKiI

[civic gale]

So what weapons do Kriegers mostly use?

[solid horizon]

artillery

[civic gale]

Is it the the helbore?

Well for up and close combat

[solid horizon]

they have horses

sabres and stuff

you might not want kriegers to melee, because like every guardsman they suck at melee

humans in general tbf

[civic gale]

I see

[civic gale]

Well duh

We puny humies

I love the way Orks speak

If only there was a card game for 40k where you can play as different factions

[solid horizon]

mtg

[civic gale]

There was one but it's dead

[civic gale]

What-

[solid horizon]

there is a warhammer extension for mtg

[civic gale]

But I want a pure 40k card game

Das the thing

[solid horizon]

as if basic warhammer wasnt nerdy enough already

[civic gale]

One that doesn't actually suck

[civic gale]

Ey, we nerds

[rocky gale]

They've made like 40, they're just all in mobile game form

[raven stone]

Actually I think there is a physical Darktide card game

[outer wave]

God this film is so good

I love Memories

[raven stone]

I am convinced the second story in the anthology is just Nurgle messing with Japan XD

[outer wave]

You know

We need a 40k version of that story

Some guy kills a hive world unintentionally as he accidentally ate one of Nurgle's gifts crystallized for a cult attack and he ends up killing everyone

[raven stone]

(And then just unintentionally gets elevated to Demon Prince for it)

[outer wave]

Even kills a few GUO in the process

One of them even breaks character to yell "Augh, it STINKS!"

[raven stone]

• Gets audience with Mortarion.
• Still a clueless Salaryman guy...

[raven stone]

You know what else could fit in a 40k setting?

Saya No Uta.

Like imagine if Tyranids managed to absorb that shit

[outer wave]

That'd be interesting yeah

Good POV horror with that

Dunno how some of the more explicit stuff should be handled though

[heady rivet]

Sometimes I dont believe Necromunda is really THAT good. I think I overhype it. But then I read the books, I play the game. The doubt leaves me. I feel it in my soul. It is, truly, THAT good

[civic gale]

What in the actual fuck is Armageddon

[storm jungle]

its a planet

[civic gale]

Was it vs Orks?

[civic gale]

I love you for always replying to my honestly dumb questions (I just don't know anything about 40k world besides memes

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Armageddon

Lore. Read.

[civic gale]

Yes ma'am

[storm jungle]

🫡

Use the lexicanum for any question you have, its prob the best summary you are gonna get lmao

[plush mason]

Dilara on a quest to implant the lexicanum into the brains of everyone in this chat

[storm jungle]

Its a pillar against the ignorance of the meme-fandom so i must do my duty where i must

[civic gale]

If it gets a woman to talk to me I shall ask dumb questions (this is a joke

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1455788261934104626.webp?size=300&animated=true

[civic gale]

Killed the lore chat with that one

[celest cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eZ1QXqUsBd0?si=AK8eTGe9m8WUlgsP whuh is this the new show

[plush mason]

if only those in general chat could be saved

[storm jungle]

3 episode sororitas thing

only 2 are out rn

also I love shorts like this completely removing the context

that Sister literally constantly suggests to leave the Novitiate behind

calling her useless and dead weight

LMAO

She even says she'll take the relic shes carrying and leave her to die instead of helping her

[civic gale]

Wait isn't this the animation of an ork killing a rokkit boi?

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats later in the episode

[civic gale]

Somewhere in the animation

What a WAAAAAGH!!! does to a mf 😔

[storm jungle]

The rokkit commando suggests leaving with the others on the ships but the other ork is too bloodthirsty and wants to hunt down the sisters for the thrill of the hunt

its one of the more disturbing scenes in the animation it sgreat

[celest cedar]

I was surprised to hear Laezel

in that short

fem authoritarian is everywhere..

[plush mason]

i keep forgetting the order of the sacred rose is a canon faction

[civic gale]

Why? Just cuz he kills him?

[storm jungle]

Because orks are monsters lol

[civic gale]

Y'know what?

Fair

[storm jungle]

and he keeps chopping him with his axe

even after he stabbed him through the underside of his mouth

[civic gale]

I saw that part

Brutal was going on through my mind at that moment

[rocky gale]

Also the fact he kills him while convincing him to stay

[surreal nest]

You should send clip

Me want watch

[storm jungle]

That was the funniest/most disturbing part lol

its like he literally couldnt resist killing something

[storm jungle]

Me no want ban from Discord TOS 💀

[surreal nest]

You are tweaking this shit is probably like toy story 1 level animation

[storm jungle]

Its not, shut up loser

[celest cedar]

is blocking mods against discord tos specifically

or is that just here

[rocky gale]

Yea it's not like he failed to convince him and had to kill him or something, he was in the middle of it when he just couldn't contain himself

[surreal nest]

You just want me to spend money on Warhammer plus

Shameful

[rocky gale]

You've got hands and access to the internet, get it yourself

[storm jungle]

Here because when they block us they then act like they did nothing wrong when they go to do toxic shit lmao

[surreal nest]

Me when ive looked

[rocky gale]

You can see the clip on YouTube for god sake

[surreal nest]

Then link it

Because I cant find it

[storm jungle]

How about no

[rocky gale]

Handless

[storm jungle]

let this little cat creature suffer

[celest cedar]

see I was wondering cuz I stumbled upon a convo here who got banned I think for ignoring or blocking (cant remember) you lmao

[storm jungle]

If thats who i think it is they literally just left LMAO

i assumed they just ragequit the server ngl

[heady rivet]

I just mentally filter out anything a yellow name says because I know its nothing of consequence, surely

[celest cedar]

yeah I saw the name and I remember this dude had DM'ed me for a different argument

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

and they have the default discord pfp so I was wondering if they just got booted out by Discord

[heady rivet]

A wise man knows what he does not know

[storm jungle]

li gan guli guli ahh

[storm jungle]

Yeah then thats prob it

[surreal nest]

How do people get to this level

[storm jungle]

we literally dont ban anyone here that doesnt deserve it

[heady rivet]

Yeah nobody knows what you're saying

[storm jungle]

didnt ask tricky dick

[surreal nest]

She said ultramarines are her favorite faction

[rocky gale]

I'm finally watching Pennance or Penitent or whatever it's called and the Orks are so damn beautiful

[surreal nest]

This dude has so many contextual memes he probably has a replacement for the library of Alexandria

[storm jungle]

The orks are really scary in it too lmao

[surreal nest]

Badass

[storm jungle]

also it has a baby get eaten by a squig

absolute cinema

[surreal nest]

Happy squig saturday

[surreal nest]

I fucking love paulies hand movements

[storm jungle]

the devil horns he makes kills me every time

I should make an Inquisitor OC that is just paulie ngl

[surreal nest]

That conversation doesnt even make sense with context

I love him

[storm jungle]

Yeah because its literally Tony B talking about his Korean boss

and Paulie comes in with racism and it isnt even a japanese man in context

lmfao

[surreal nest]

I just got to the paulie rant about shoe laces and that shit was so funny

[rocky gale]

The little Novitiate who could pointing her dollar store peashooter at them like it's gonna do anything

[surreal nest]

I was getting annoyed just listening to it

[storm jungle]

Sil's "SHUT THE FUCK UP" sums it up

[storm jungle]

LET HER COOK

also shes so ridiculously hot in this

🥺

[rocky gale]

😳

[vagrant fox]

looks like a woman to me

[storm jungle]

bastard

then you got Ludmilla the devastator sister whos like

"YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED AT BIRTH"

😭

[proven needle]

She prays to a god of death, not of mercy. What do you expect?

[storm jungle]

🫵

[rocky gale]

Actual peak, I wasn't aware Warhammer+ was allowed to make peak

[storm jungle]

they sometimes hit gold

[celest cedar]

highkey why does this set giving operation desert storm vibes

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-generation-kill-ray-person-gif-19926852

[tough haven]

Can we talk about how much I hate the term ragebait? It just like takes any sincerity out of human interaction, if you have any reaction to something someone says “heheh I ragebaited you” It’s just the modern version of shroedingers asshole

If you agree it’s real, If you have any emotional reaction is ragebait

[storm jungle]

its why you should just meet it with "Well okay then"

that ironically usually turns it around lol

[celest cedar]

I just hit the block button on any and all ragebaiters

[tough haven]

What like when they’re like “another successful ragebait”?

[storm jungle]

Basically. They say that shit because you keep trying to explain/interact with them

[tough haven]

Whatever happened to just having a dogshit opinion

And owning it

[heady rivet]

Someone got ragebaited

[tough haven]

Lmao

See I can tell the difference when someone’s trying to be funny, vs just using it to stonewall any conversation

[solid horizon]

are you srue about that ?

[tough haven]

I usually see people using “rage baiting” after they post some blatantly inflammatory shit like being openly racist and being like “No guys I’m not actually racist, I’m just ragebaiting”

[storm jungle]

yeah its really not that hard to read lol

[tough haven]

When they had curiously not been ragebaiting when it seemed like people agreed with them

[rocky gale]

By the Golden Throne, people are dieing and Venthia is just out here mogging with her face card

[storm jungle]

I told you shes cute

🙂‍↕️

meanwhile Ludmilla is still calling her useless (not wrong)

[celest cedar]

aaah

hiding bigotry through just a joke guys

[tough haven]

What show is this from again?

[rocky gale]

Penitence

I need more episodes

[storm jungle]

best you are getting is 1 more

[rocky gale]

What?

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-45

I need 12 episodes, 3 seasons and then a movie.

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1455788261934104626.webp?size=300&animated=true

[storm jungle]

They are also hiding the death toll and arresting some pilots who dont wanna run airstrikes btw lmao

[arctic talon]

The latter one is unsurprising

they've always done that in every military ever 💀

[celest cedar]

apparently a US aircraft got shot down while refueling in Iraq

[arctic talon]

not shot down

[celest cedar]

killing all 6 crewmembers

[arctic talon]

it was a refueling accident