40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

Yee it’s this and librarian arms it seems

I mean

Librarian

[raven stone]

More marine slop

Even for books

What did we expect...

[rose thorn]

Old ass book too

[fervent geode]

I want to know where they are keeping the Szeras Novella and the next Van Nguyen T'au Book

[solid horizon]

rate this out of 10

[raven stone]

Ham/10

Lol

[fervent geode]

10/10 would order again

[celest dome]

Döner'Ones

[wary fulcrum]

Centaurion Marshal with slaaneshi daemon prince head and daemon prince backpack

Honestly, good enough of one to make me debate a second Marshal

[storm jungle]

40k always has to steal from actual Peak

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

has anyone seen that soritas show yet

the first episode came out and haven't heard anything about it which

doesn't bode well but it's a WH+ thing so less people will see it

[jade holly]

A wasp has been fed to the toilet

That’s what it gets for intruding upon my home without an invitation

[storm jungle]

Just because you said this ill go watch the first 2 eps and let you know lol

[jade holly]

Speaking of shows

The Netflix live action One Piece came out yesterday

I only managed to watch episode 1 but holy fuck

It was so good

[languid meadow]

thanks

[cerulean trellis]

i have seen a lot of clips and it looked good

[languid meadow]

I assume it's decent to good since it's made by the people who did the best stuff on WH+

[arctic talon]

I watched the first episode it’s pretty good/not bad so far

[languid meadow]

interesting

[sacred ginkgo]

Hasn't that been out for like a year

[rocky gale]

The new season

[surreal nest]

Starcraft board game finally coming out

The warhammer killer

[arctic talon]

lol

Don’t call it that

[surreal nest]

The warhammer killer

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-patrick-claustrophobic-gif-9192572

[arctic talon]

This is bad for the game you are calling a warhammer killer 💀

[languid meadow]

I totally forgot blackout was a thing

until pancreases made a video on it

[arctic talon]

LOL

[fervent geode]

Istg when people call games that they die

Idk why

[arctic talon]

BLKOUT is cool

[languid meadow]

I was super into it a while ago and just forgot it existed after a bit

[arctic talon]

It’s pretty fun as a war game

Very crunch light/fast tho

[surreal nest]

I really want to get into BLKOUT

[surreal nest]

I am ironically stating that the game is useless!

[arctic talon]

No wargame is useless smh

Prolly

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/TauCetiGG/status/2031785450135023994?s=20

Marathon Bulletin (@TauCetiGG)

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YEAR 2472. 17:00 — 17:55
TRAXUS CULTURAL CENTER
COPRATES, ADMINISTRATIVE REGION, MARS "

Strauss....

[arctic talon]

oh boy

also they redid what deimos looks like

lol

[languid meadow]

I quite like the new design a lot

in the OG games it was just Deimos with windows

[storm jungle]

Very good but wait until EP3 which is prob the final one then watch it, really good basic premise, neat animation and a nice setting for it

Also the orks in it are legit fucking scary lmao

[languid meadow]

hmm alrighty then

thanks for letting me know

[storm jungle]

🫡

[jade holly]

How good are the SoB and Orks in it from an action standpoint?

[storm jungle]

The intro has them crash and kill like almost the entire sister squad from a single rocket so lol

[jade holly]

So very accurate

[storm jungle]

SoB are pretty good too as the protagonist faction

the dynamic is really great. Theres a nice Palatine leader and 1 devastator sister whos a cunt and a rookie Novitiate sister

shes so pretty on god 💀

[jade holly]

Is there a squig that fires exploding globs of goo they spit up?

[storm jungle]

||Theres a squig that eats a cherub which is pretty funny||

[jade holly]

Where you just hold it and give it a squeeze to fire?

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Cyborg babies are scary and deserve it

[celest dome]

There are giant Squig that spit out smaller Squigs in fantasy

[jade holly]

Squig in a squig

Squigception

Are Runtherds the Orks who cultivate and make the Squigs?

Or do they just act as handlers

[storm jungle]

Runtherds are slavemasters

theres squig trainers too

[jade holly]

Me when at the Golden Corral buffet engaging in long ranged food war against the manager on the other side of the buffet line

[cerulean trellis]

thank you again ^^

[storm jungle]

[cerulean trellis]

somehow they all are

[storm jungle]

Women

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-women-resident-evil-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-leon-women-gif-25703124

[spring cairn]

leon is the prettiest of them all

[jade holly]

Does Leon count as a Disney Princess?

[storm jungle]

I think hes more like a Disney Twinkcess

[lament shoal]

The emperor gives his toughest battles to his prettiest girlies

[jade holly]

Kuzco from Emperor’s New Groove technically counts

According to what the requirements are by the Princesses in Ralph Breaks the Internet

[jade holly]

Found it

[lament shoal]

Dilara is in her gabagool phase rn

[storm jungle]

Always was

i just try to keep it in check

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-the-sopranos-drawing-painting-gif-14648608313489473242

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

[mossy peak]

is the khan dead

[storm jungle]

no

I wish he was tho

[jade holly]

Let the man ride on the Webway and terrorize the Drukhari in peace smh

[storm jungle]

More like let the man be turned into a flesh carpet and let the Drukhari raid in peace

dumbass wannabe mongol

[solid horizon]

tbf everyone seems to be pretty in warhammer for some reason

[jade holly]

Ghazkhull

[solid horizon]

I guess living in an extremely polluted megacity grants you that

[jade holly]

[solid horizon]

well

[jade holly]

The prettiest

[solid horizon]

maybe not eliphas

[rancid cove]

Is there a canon dreadnought character that ENJOYS being a dreadnought? Or is all of them miserable as fuck

[solid horizon]

I meant bale

[lament shoal]

IN THIS HOUSE, JAGHATAI KHAN IS A HERO! END OF STORY.

[limpid granite]

valtus in space marine 2 seems pretty happy

[storm jungle]

GET OUT

[storm jungle]

Not really no

being a dreadnaught as it turns out is a shitty fate

lmao

[solid horizon]

casket in a glorified forklift

[mossy peak]

except for our darktide characters

[rancid cove]

I don't think the man who breaks a magical gate with a punch filled with rage is having a good timw

[storm jungle]

Considering he sounds perpetually angry and berserker-like

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/green-guy-pokes-you-stick-poke-comagreeny-gif-12916307036305812419

[solid horizon]

idk arbitrator and ogryn are p handsome

[languid meadow]

Decimus yearns for the dreadnaught

[limpid granite]

he yeets statues at heldrakes so hes having a good time

[storm jungle]

I feel like people that say this shit wouldnt know what a pretty person would look like IRL lol

[rancid cove]

Welp one of my warbands dreadnoughts will be the first ever actual happy dreadnought

[storm jungle]

theres a lot of pretty normal faces in Dorktid

[lament shoal]

My unc is pretty good looking

[solid horizon]

I mean it's like asking if there is someone in warhammer who's actually happy with being a helbrute

[storm jungle]

Fandom Moment

🌈

[rancid cove]

WHERE. IS. MAGNUS.

[rancid cove]

The power of homebrewing :)

[storm jungle]

Yeah definitely

[jade holly]

Decimus the goat

[hollow lantern]

I'd be pissed off too if I died and some schmuck refused me the peace of death in this hell setting

[spare osprey]

Homebrew fun!

[storm jungle]

Deimos? From Rainbow Six Siege?

[solid horizon]

SMs are too ego fueled to actually appreciate being in eternal pain

[jade holly]

I said Decimos not Deimos before I corrected it smh

[spare osprey]

Nooo.
Deimos from Madness.

[storm jungle]

idk who that is

[solid horizon]

Madness is a band

[jade holly]

MADNESS MENTIONED 🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/tricky-tricky-the-clown-madness-combat-mc-madness-combat4-gif-21506026

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/zulu-dance-night-boat-to-cairo-gif-19990828

[jade holly]

Oh

Different things

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-madness-project-nexus-mpn-madcom-garrett-goyle-gif-7748856598064381306

[cerulean trellis]

according to this harry potter is not a wizard but a fucking alpha disney princess

[mossy peak]

being a space marine in general seems pretty shitty

tbf

[rancid cove]

Some seem to have fun

[solid horizon]

ask them if being a helbrute is better

[jade holly]

This is why you should become a Necron

[rancid cove]

Just take a look at Fabius Bile

[jade holly]

You don’t have enough free will to say you’re not enjoying your time

[limpid granite]

space wolves have alot of fun

[rancid cove]

I think he looks happy

[solid horizon]

whereskinwhereskinwherefleshwhereskinwhereskinwhereflesh

[hollow lantern]

Necrons have a shittier fate than SM for the most part

[limpid granite]

constantly yelling about fenris and feasting

[mossy peak]

true lemme hit up my local necron recruiting center

[limpid granite]

tricked into a soulless metal shell

[jade holly]

Just pop through ye olde biotransference chamber

[mossy peak]

iron warriors:

[hollow lantern]

Most of em aren't even individuals with thoughts iirc

[limpid granite]

i know

like the majority are mindless automatons

[jade holly]

Only Royal Wardens and above

Immortals are somewhat sentient but only enough to obey more complex commands

[solid horizon]

immortals conserve a bit I think

[limpid granite]

this also means nekrosor does this shit for the love of the game

[jade holly]

Deathmarks have a decent amount of autonomy

[jade holly]

Ammentar acting like Robert Englund Freddy Krueger specifically because he can

[solid horizon]

most factions : only one sniper per unit
necrons : 10 snipers with the same op gun in the same team

[jade holly]

Also Necrons

Fuck it, our Battleline models are also potentially some of our tankiest

[limpid granite]

alledged progenitor of the destroyer virus too

[solid horizon]

yes and no

[jade holly]

So since Szeras technically doesn’t attach to a unit, I gotta ask

Can you have his aura applied to a unit with a Technomancer attached to it?

[solid horizon]

immortals have alright stats but warriors are the most mid battleline dudes

1 attack per dude

4+ BS

no AP

[jade holly]

Tesla Immortals when you attach a Plasmancer to them

[solid horizon]

and of course the bane of crons, their plague slowness

tesla immortals are the only good immortals

run & gun

immortals proportionally cost less points than warriors btw

and iirc you can use as many units as for warriors

[jade holly]

How many models on tabletop have a built in Overwatch rule they can use?

I know both Hexmarks and Doomstalkers have one

[solid horizon]

they only have a cap of 10 models as opposed to 20 warriors

[solid horizon]

flamethrower units I think ?

lemme check if the triarch stalker can

the heat ray is both an op melta and a double heavy flamer

[jade holly]

I know Hexmark is a staple for built in Overwatch

Inescapable Death my beloved

Plop him down as a sentry turret

and watch the fireworks

[solid horizon]

check this out

crucible of champions allows you to have a commander triarch stalker too

[jade holly]

Which detachments love Necron Vehicles again?

[solid horizon]

I dont remember

[jade holly]

Was it Shatterstar and Obesiance?

[solid horizon]

starshitter I think

obeisance too but it's mostly focused on overlord

[jade holly]

Damn I hate how the question and exclamation mark are next to each other

Hypercrypt?

Or does that mainly love Deceiver and the Monolith?

[solid horizon]

hypercrypt is for deathmarks and gang

[jade holly]

Awakened is just your standard

Annihilation is destroyers

Uhhhh, Canoptek Court and Cryptek Conclave?

[solid horizon]

I think it's Starshitter Arsenal for vehicles

[jade holly]

Especially Doomsday Arks

[solid horizon]

(yes, I call it starshitter)

every vehicle tbh

Doomsday ark is one of these vehicles so op a buff to them is overkill

[jade holly]

Gotta get ready for work rip

[solid horizon]

yup

op stuff

just dont lose the overlord

[storm jungle]

Its a very shitty existence so yeah

you are just a mutated flesh-man serving space nazi germany lol

[jade holly]

Honestly just have multiple CCBs instead of Overlords cause they’ll be counted as vehicles for more buffs

[mossy peak]

your options for futuristic horde shooters are space nazi germany, super israel, and amazon warehouse

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

LOL

[celest dome]

hot

[arctic talon]

Eversor seems very hinged

[storm jungle]

its the sex-squad

[scenic trout]

you think they have sex before dropping out of the ship?

[celest dome]

Maybe I've judged the Imperium too harshly

[arctic talon]

Only the eversor

Who wants Valrak slop

Come get your Valrak leak slop here

[scenic trout]

[celest dome]

The Vindicare obviously observed from the Cuck chair

[arctic talon]

11th Edition Launch Box ("Armageddon")

• Reiterates Orks vs Space Marines
• Reiterates New Ork Warboss (not the multipart one)
• Reiterates New Boyz, Grots, Pain Boy, Runt Herder
• Reiterates Wartrakk
• Reiterates Walker gun contraption

Armageddon Bridge Book (end of 10th)

• New Wazdakka Gutsmek model (Speed Freaks boss)
• New Ork bikers
• Reiterates Yarrick
• Reiterates New Guard scout-type vehicles

Post-Launch

• Mega Nob vs (???) Kill Team box
• Space Marines and Orks as first two 11th edition codexes as expected

[arctic talon]

The vindicare observes via scope while the culexus gets the chair

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-co-worker-abiotic-factor-co-worker-crawler-crawling-gif-16297360120725243763

[languid meadow]

this art is like the best any assassin has looked imo

[celest dome]

Do you think we could ever see some Officio Sabatorum as miniatures ?

[arctic talon]

Prolly not

Imo

Not for like another 20 years

[storm jungle]

Reiterates New Guard scout-type vehicles

Literally one of the most "why do we need this" changes ever so this is 100% legit

[arctic talon]

It’s new, it fills a role that’s already filled

Yeah sounds like a guard release to me

lol

[languid meadow]

Just give us

new sentinels???

[storm jungle]

lmao yeah

[arctic talon]

They already did

lol

[storm jungle]

We already got them

they suck

[languid meadow]

yea

MORE

[arctic talon]

No they don’t

They don’t suck

I love them

My stupid dumb chud chickens

Don’t make fun of them

[celest dome]

The 30k ones ?

[arctic talon]

No

40k got new ones

Like 9e

[languid meadow]

I rather another sentinel variant than the buggy that's probably coming

[arctic talon]

With Cadians

[languid meadow]

because buggys are BORING

[arctic talon]

The return of the Tauros venator

[languid meadow]

I mean...

yeah probably

[storm jungle]

Whats the source on this btw

[languid meadow]

a plastic version

[arctic talon]

Valrak slop

Like I said

So prolly his leaker somewhere in GW

Who’s prolly allowed to leak this sort of stuff

[solid horizon]

yes but

[arctic talon]

The new multi part warboss was def not an intentional leak

Though

[celest dome]

GW having some standardized leaking system would be surprising tbh

[arctic talon]

Nah

[celest dome]

But make sense as it has been going on for quite a while now

[arctic talon]

Some leaks that happen make sense/GW can accept

Some are like

Absolutely not

[solid horizon]

haha

gas leak

[celest dome]

Ye, but not saying that all leaks are planned

[arctic talon]

I.E Angron, the nightbringer, the new Ork warboss, the raptors vs sob box

[celest dome]

Just that they do plan some leaks or something

[solid horizon]

I will make a brand of boxers with this written on it

[arctic talon]

I think some leaks are def planned

But some are like oh shit

lol

[hollow lantern]

Angron reveal on a random Thursday

[storm jungle]

I loved angron's reveal

he got leaked and GW was like

"AW FUCK"

[rancid cove]

Aw shucks

Cant swear on the christian server

What the hell, Dilara

[storm jungle]

Well you left and rejoined so good luck getting your orange status back nerd

🫡

50000 aquilas to ultramar and maybe ill change my mind....

[rancid cove]

If I paypal you 1 USD can you add me red role

[arctic talon]

Mfw some person leaks the thing that’s almost a year away form launching

[hollow lantern]

I was red when I left and rejoined tbh

Is it a fresh account?

[storm jungle]

Deserved tbh, fuck corpos

[spring cairn]

i am red

[opaque coyote]

He ate them

[hollow lantern]

I still wish I liked the angron model

I wish the entire new WEs range was more for me

[rancid cove]

Malcador: Emperor, I think some governors are getting mad at the price of the Tithes this cycle I think we-
Emps: I heard enough, 10 trillion to Ultramar

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[hollow lantern]

GW keeps murdering things I like and releasing things I don't like

[hallow saddle]

i kinda feel the same way about fulgrim and the ECs...

love the EC army

[storm jungle]

I saw a lot of people not like EC

[hallow saddle]

dont really like fulgrim at all

[storm jungle]

you dont like the flayussy????

[rancid cove]

YOOO RED ROLE

[hollow lantern]

I don't think ik the new EC models

[rancid cove]

I CAN SEE... I CAN FIGHT

https://tenor.com/view/fairly-odd-parents-icansee-icanfight-gif-4766176

[hollow lantern]

Now make em grey again

[hallow saddle]

i still bought them all includinbg fulgrim cause im a class-A sucker

[spring cairn]

make me yellow

[storm jungle]

Consoomer strikes again....

[hollow lantern]

I haven't bought anything from GW in awhile tbh

[hallow saddle]

probs not gonna build fulg for ages though, Lucius will be the main HQ

[hollow lantern]

Like 6 years or so atp

[arctic talon]

I bought the new aspect warriors

lol

[hallow saddle]

theres a wide open spot for some kind of 3-wound sonic unit and its really killing me

some sonic terminators mmmm

[arctic talon]

And the servitors

[hollow lantern]

I keep debating one of the eldar KTs but like no scene for it near me

[arctic talon]

Rip

[hollow lantern]

So I don't care

[hallow saddle]

i rly liked the servitors

[daring creek]

Did someone say servitors

[hollow lantern]

I think the last model I bought is 54mm Artemis

[opaque coyote]

Also in an unrelated bote

Her greed knows no bounds.

[daring creek]

Very nice

:)

[rancid cove]

I wonder if someone could make a concept more horrifying than a Pleasure Servitor

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-emoji-cat-sad-cat-gif-4612016381730439758

[celest dome]

Kid toy Servitors ?

[limpid granite]

the nightbringer one was even worse

cause it was supposed to reveal alongside necrosor

[hollow lantern]

Those exist iirc

I can't remember which book it's from but a rich kid has a servitorized criminal as a toy

@arctic talon yk what I'm talking about?

[opaque coyote]

Besides getting personal, there's not really much you can do

[celest dome]

I know

[storm jungle]

it was funny and we got a cool model early so idc tbh

[rancid cove]

I don't think that is worse than the concept of pleasure servitor since they could be anyone, really

[celest dome]

I'm not asking if it exist, but rather stating that it's a equal/worse one than pleasure Servitors

[hollow lantern]

Alright

[opaque coyote]

I remember a comic where someone got turned into a servitor. And some rich guy bought "her" after she got turned.

Turns out she was his childhood friend. So he just had her stand around, sweep the floors occasionally. Presumably he bought her out of grief.

Or wanting some semblance of her back

[limpid granite]

talos pleasure engine

[rancid cove]

Thats sad but not horrifying

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/foghorn-2

[opaque coyote]

Yeah there's not much more you can do on the horrific part

[opaque coyote]

[rancid cove]

That's just based

[storm jungle]

Its basically Dolls from Cyberpunk but robotic wall-e ahh drones

I dont think people really understand how depraved human beings will get to lower another person to some object they just wanna fuck

[mossy peak]

rotting corpses as sex toys

[vital ginkgo]

Was the emperor physically stronger than the primarchs?

[mossy peak]

only in warhammer

[storm jungle]

Probably

hes a super-psyker

[storm jungle]

yeah

only in warhammer

[vital ginkgo]

Is that a real thing or just something you're saying?

Like a real designation in lore

[storm jungle]

Its literally a thing

he wipes out entire armies by a wave of his hand lol

he foces the entire word bearers legion to kneel before him at a word

[mossy peak]

i mean wouldnt horus have beaten him in 1 on 1 combat if sanguinius hadnt damaged horus armor?

[vital ginkgo]

Are there any other known super psykers?

[storm jungle]

Not really no, hes special because uhhh plot

[mossy peak]

magnus was pretty strong too idk

[storm jungle]

Sanguinius' damaged armor thing isnt a thing in the books

its just been lowered to myth status

Horus fucking annihilates him

lmao

[celest dome]

II honestly can't really state anything that would be worse

[storm jungle]

You cant because you havent seen it

its better that way

[mossy peak]

meta build cassia in rogue trader

[rancid cove]

I mean

Sangy didn't really have a chance

[storm jungle]

Yes

and it was funny

fuck that fascist twink

[rancid cove]

Horus was just bloating with warp juice and chaos blessings

(Plus Sangy had already been damaged prior to that fight)

[celest dome]

I just don't think there is anything worse

[storm jungle]

There is

again, you give too much credit to people

💀

[rancid cove]

80% of all 40k characters exploding

[vital ginkgo]

He's a fascist??

[celest dome]

Most of the worst stuff usually mix it in

[vital ginkgo]

He can't be

[rancid cove]

Dude

I'm holding your hands when I say this

There is not a single actual good person in 40k

Sanguinius was like

[winter pine]

space marine fans when you tell them even Vulkan was an evil fascist motherfucker

[rancid cove]

Space Hitler

[storm jungle]

He helps uphold a regime that erases everyone elses culture, conquers them, and commits acts of genocide while also keeping his entire populace of Baal in despair. Hes a warlord that deserved all that happened to him

[vital ginkgo]

Not true

[mossy peak]

imperium is space nazis remember

[rancid cove]

He was just as evil as Emperor or Horus

[storm jungle]

^

Sanguinius is like Alexander the Great

[vital ginkgo]

Consider this

[storm jungle]

we praise him as a handsome great warlord

yet hes a murdering cunt

lol

[vital ginkgo]

He's too pretty to be that bad of a guy

[storm jungle]

DAMN

Okay cant argue against that

[mossy peak]

the only primarch whos a victim is angron

[storm jungle]

[winter pine]

smh pretty privilege strikes again

[storm jungle]

Im sorry guys

when someone is hot i gotta agree, they can do no wrong

god knows id know with my choices

https://klipy.com/gifs/sephiroth-cloud-1

[rancid cove]

I am a space marine chudette
I am a space marine sucker
90% of 40k lore I know is PURELY space marines, I am not gonna lie
My favorite period is 30k because of space marine circlejerking
But at least I can acknowledge theyre evil fascist chuds

I hate when people refuse that fact

[celest dome]

The only way that one of the Primarch could have been a good guy would have them fight the Emperor upon first meeting

[rancid cove]

I agree
God knows I'd be kissing Sanguinius's feet while he genocided entire cultures if he was real

[winter pine]

the good ending for angron, most definitely

[storm jungle]

read that as "genociding white culture" for a second

[rancid cove]

(Which is probably what happened to the 2 lost primarchs)

[celest dome]

No

Probably not

[rancid cove]

You say that as if it's a bad thing... (I am joking please do not ban me.)

[mossy peak]

my goat angron

[rancid cove]

One can only dream

[celest dome]

Ye no

[mossy peak]

sanguinius if he was cool

[vital ginkgo]

Crazy thing to say

[spare osprey]

Outta sight, outta mind.
I'm carrying his plate of grapes 'till the day he or I dies.

[vital ginkgo]

YOU NEED TO LEAVE!

[celest dome]

Well the 2 forgotten Primarch had full on statues that were pulled down when they got purged

[rancid cove]

I would develop Black Rage alongside the Blood Angels without the need of being a space marine, that's how much his death would personally affect me

[celest dome]

So they didn't directly fight against the Emperor

[spare osprey]

What was it... Primarch 2 was found right after Horus and the running theory is that Subject 11 is a Primarch locked up in the underbelly of Terra, yeah?

[mossy peak]

the running theory is what

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sanguinius-warhammer

[spare osprey]

Gimme Angron and Sanguinius.
My first and only doomed yaois.

[rancid cove]

I want that man to make me pregnant

[mossy peak]

i want to make that man pregnant

[limpid granite]

the gorgeous angel sanguinius

[rancid cove]

Not gonna lie, fuck Angron
Give me Sangy and Curze

Both at the same time

I know I'm not surviving

I'm dying happy

[spare osprey]

Man, give Curze a shower while you at it.
That idiot reeks.

He raggedy.

[rancid cove]

The smell just makes it better

[mossy peak]

good

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_GX146XMAAEjtg.gif

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[spare osprey]

I am surrounded by too many dead and shidded folk.
Y'all free to irritate y'all's nostrils.

[rancid cove]

If you want irritated nostrils go talk to Russ or Mortarion

[spare osprey]

-# I say, forgetting what the Red Angel may smell like.

[rancid cove]

The only bathing that man did was with the blood of his own children when he was slightly irritated

[spare osprey]

I watched the one Angron animation called Dispair once and now I weep uncontrollably.

[storm jungle]

man you should read the book thats from

Angron's backstory is fucked lmao

its also like 142 pages, very easy to read

[spare osprey]

Yes I should.
If only I wasn't a 40k fan and could read.

-# Anyway, where buy books for cheap? Barnes & Noble is FUCKED--

[storm jungle]

do you read PDFs/EPUB

[rancid cove]

-# Lmfao he's talking about BUYING books...
🏴‍☠️

[mossy peak]

yo ho ho

[mossy peak]

im too busy with the cosmere to read 40k so i get all my lore from fandom

[spare osprey]

I have used my money to foolishly buy goods, yes.

[spare osprey]

On occasion.

Tell the ignorant man-thing where to look.

[arctic talon]

Yeah warhammer crime has it in flesh and steel iirc

[limpid granite]

arent there book archive sites where you can just read 40k novels

[arctic talon]

Wait no

It’s book keepers skull

[spare osprey]

-# Flippin' Funger fans--

[hollow lantern]

Ty

[rancid cove]

I do the same because I do better with physical items I can see

Im severly autistic

So it helps me concentrate

[lament shoal]

Do freeblades typically keep the colors of their house on their knights?

[arctic talon]

no, unless they're the last surviving member

in which that case absolutely

unless they hated them

but even then they'd likely still have the banners/symbology of it

[mossy peak]

whats a freeblade

[arctic talon]

independent Knight

[mossy peak]

40k has knights?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

knight

it also has feudal world so probably knight knights too

[mossy peak]

i thought those were just some flavor of sm dreadnought

[arctic talon]

no

Knights are their own thing

[outer wave]

Nah they're quite different

[arctic talon]

not related to marines at all

you have a pilot inside the chassis

on the funny throne

with your dead ancestors soul imprints

[storm jungle]

You're banned.

[mossy peak]

what do they even do

besides look cool

[storm jungle]

do you know much about Game of Thrones

basically that but replace the lords going to war with Knights

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imperial_Knight

[mossy peak]

ok so just the usual high fantasy knight stuff

[storm jungle]

No?

what

💀

[hallow saddle]

theyre like medieval knights on horses except instead of a horse its a huge mechanised walker with a crazy techno-relic throne

but otherwise very similar

[storm jungle]

Yeah it makes it easier to mass-murder peasants

I mean uh what

[hallow saddle]

chivalry, noble families etc

mass murder yeah

[storm jungle]

Also every knight world has their own gimmick

with like tons of noble houses with 1 high house etc

their lore is really cool, they are like entirely their own entities

[hallow saddle]

its space Normans

[mossy peak]

i always forget about the every planet essentially being an independent feudal world thing

[storm jungle]

More or less yeah

[rancid cove]

I know Grey Knights are their own thing with like special gene-seed and creation but did they receive primaris aid or nah

[arctic talon]

its funny how even the Knight Houses/wpr;ds super closely tied to the mechanicus

Have their noble houses

and stuff

[hallow saddle]

i dont think its confirmed either way yet

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

No primaris

explictly

[hallow saddle]

we're waiting for new grey knights models

[rancid cove]

I see

[arctic talon]

if GW wants to change that they can

but explictly in universe

Cawl did not get access to their geneseed

[storm jungle]

a big plot point rn is GK are EXTREMELY suffering post-rift

low numbers

[arctic talon]

and the Grey Knights don't wana give them either

[storm jungle]

lost companies

lost leaders

etc etc

[arctic talon]

also yeah the GK are eating shit rn

[storm jungle]

its likely a buildup to the primaris upgrade they might get

[rancid cove]

Good

[arctic talon]

they're either getting primaris or GW is giving them something else

[rancid cove]

Let's keep it that way

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Its unlikely they get primaris (imo)

[hallow saddle]

either way they have to have bigger models so

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

well

We got crowe

crowe is primaris sized

[storm jungle]

dont forget the dread knight.........................

[arctic talon]

bro is fuckin big

[hallow saddle]

ya i agree it may not necessarily be primaris

[arctic talon]

Upgrade sprue don't count

but yeah the grey knights are gona be bigger

[hallow saddle]

but itll be something that looks exactly like primaris....

[rancid cove]

Sounds cool

[arctic talon]

but yeah Crowe is a bigun

They'll be NUScale

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[hallow saddle]

ugh

[storm jungle]

god the old GKs are SO TINY

[rancid cove]

Lmao those minis are looking like funko pops

[hallow saddle]

the old ones look not good

[storm jungle]

fucking dwarven army

[arctic talon]

They're OLD

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

they're from fucking 2011

LOL

15 years old

a vernerable age for any mini

[storm jungle]

jesus christ

[hallow saddle]

ive seen some really nice GK conversions tho using primaris

2011 is wild

if u told me it was 2003 i'd believe you

[storm jungle]

I love how its been this long

and out of all the units to upgrade

its the dread knight

i remember the stream

holy shit it was funny

People were SO confused

[hallow saddle]

pete the wargamer did a dreadnight conversion using the saturnine dread and it worked soooooo well

like it looked how the dreadknight should have always looked

[storm jungle]

that saturnine conversion yeah its fucking incredible

and i agree, i legit hate its OG design so much

[arctic talon]

I have one

one moment

someone on the 40k discord

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1442624115528699995/IMG_7700.mov?ex=69b283a7&is=69b13227&hm=99dd03056b1535303cc604376261f87f7348efe82508cf8ec0de7ec0d8777807&

this is my favorite saturnine/dreadknight conversion

[hallow saddle]

yeah noiiice

[vagrant fox]

the fucking geese

[storm jungle]

Yeah genuinely looks great

[vagrant fox]

Looks much better without the shoulders

[hallow saddle]

https://youtu.be/o9H5DyHNsIk?t=1070

[storm jungle]

I love how its entire purpose is to battle greater daemons so we just leave the pilot ENTIRELY EXPOSED so that they can get puked on, stabbed to shit, or violently ripped out and killed

[hallow saddle]

its like the desolation marines

should have taken the L and not released them and done a new design

[storm jungle]

Agreed, never let 40k marine designers cook

[arctic talon]

don't be mean to jes

[storm jungle]

theres a reason marine hobbyists steal all their parts from Stormcast

lmao

[arctic talon]

he was proud of primaris

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

i got bad news for him

💀

[arctic talon]

LOL

Don't DO IT TO THE OLD MAN

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

HE WAS SO PROUD OF THEm

[hallow saddle]

hes allowed to be

idk

im sure he was in the meetings but also he was given the job of making new marines

and presumably he couldnt just scale up firstborn, they had to be new new

"yo we have to do new marines we can copyright"

the chapterhouse lawsuit was such a bummer for the hobby

its why you have all these fixed squads and restricted loadouts and stuff

[arctic talon]

boxlocking is chapter houses fault

we should go back in time and destroy them

so the great box locking never occurs

[hallow saddle]

its true

cast them down!

although if i could go back in time id be tempted to kill the guy who invented LED car headlights instead

[mossy peak]

theyre gonna all get wiped out by the custodes instead

[hallow saddle]

maybe....

[lament shoal]

Gotcha, ty!

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[lament shoal]

That's so fucking cool

[cerulean trellis]

you mean like the walker armor thingies for the sororitas?

[outer wave]

Penitent Engines?

[vagrant fox]

he can have 50% of the pride

[cerulean trellis]

paragon suits

like they were already halfway there ... why not armor the arms xD

[storm jungle]

Yeah

[outer wave]

They've always reminded me of the suits from Appleseed

They got a similar design

[cerulean trellis]

point taken

[outer wave]

Particularly with the pilot's arms sticking out on their own

But also controlling the mech arms

Landmates!

That's what they were called

Difference is landmates are actually armored around the torso for the pilot

[languid meadow]

don't worry GK refresh SOON !

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[storm jungle]

thank you Secretary Hegsex

[outer wave]

Hagsex

[languid meadow]

kegsbreath

[opaque coyote]

Hagsweep

[cerulean trellis]

i mean the paragon warsuits also armor the torso

[outer wave]

Not the pilot's head though

[cerulean trellis]

nope the heas is open xD

[nocturne crest]

So fun or dumb question, but if you could rewrite the terminus decree into anything you wanted, what would you do?

[mossy peak]

space marine with a comically large name tag and camera pointed at their face at all times

effectively immortal

[winter pine]

Something wacky like a note that says something like "ask Malcador for further instructions"

[cerulean trellis]

In case of galactic emergency: Ask my sons, if they are dead: ritual suicide.

[outer wave]

I personally wouldn't, or if I wanted to add to that the Emperor is a paranoid fella, make it as cryptic as possible

[opaque coyote]

For the funny: A note simply telling whoever to flick a switch to repair the golden throne.

If I was serious? Have the Terminus Decree be a list depending on what situation

[opaque coyote]

So all of the options could be canon because it would be dependant on what horrific crisis there is

[outer wave]

Thank you Sagfeth

[opaque coyote]

If the Emperor is waking up? Use the grey knights to make sure it's the real deal.

Imminent invasion? Here's the code to the DAoT era weapons. Etc. etc.

It's either a list of scenarios and what to do.

Or to reference a specific show...

"I am the Emperor."

"I am the Imperium."

"It dies with me."

With a code to disable the golden throne entirely

[opaque coyote]

Spoke that in front of several Spanish officials btw

[storm jungle]

Yep

[mossy peak]

would guilliman like factorio

[opaque coyote]

Nobody else besides Trump and Hegseth was from America

[opaque coyote]

Like?

Bro he, Perturabo, and Dorn would totally play together

Maybe even Lorgar

Since Lorgar loves city building

[outer wave]

It's just profoundly dumb to be admitting you only speak "american" in public like this

[opaque coyote]

On an unrelated note, the Emperor burning down Nuceria is the funniest shit in retrospect because the entire reason why is because he was annoyed at Lorgar actually doing Empire building.

The worship wasn't all of it. The straw on the camel's back was that he was simply too slow.

[opaque coyote]

"My son. I was already annoyed at the worship of me. But I could tolerate it. But what are you doing?"

"Oh, I was trying to rebuild the infrastructure. Try to get some clean water, some new important buildings, I was even thinking of making a proper sewage system-"

"TOO SLOW."

"P-pardon?"

https://tenor.com/view/jackenstein-deltarune-your-taking-too-long-pumpkin-gif-8036819712080210654

"Well... I guess I could speed up the building of the-"

"I WILL HAVE GUILLIMAN BURN DOWN YOUR CAPITAL CITY. YOU SHOULD BE SPEEDRUNNING LIKE ME SON. WE DO NOT DO SIDE QUESTS."

[opaque coyote]

I mean when you literally lick alcohol from a bath tub

You already lost any sense of dignity and respect for yourself and others

[opaque coyote]

Kegsbreath actually did this btw

He's that much of an alcoholic

[mossy peak]

the emperor of mankind when someone attempts to improve the lives of mankind instead of carpet bombing civilians

[storm jungle]

[nocturne crest]

Kill all the Pyskers would be my pick, that or ban warp travel.

[opaque coyote]

I mean he was Alexander the Great canonically.

And according to historians, how things went with Alexander the Great was probably the best for him.

He should've died horribly several times over.

[cerulean trellis]

so basically: abandon the imperium rule only over sol

[mossy peak]

the emperor is currently ben gvir

[storm jungle]

[nocturne crest]

Sure.

[opaque coyote]

Basically, even at the beginning, he was terrible at actually building an empire since it fucking collapsed after Alexander's death

[heady rivet]

You're just jealous you didnt conquer the known world, your boyfriend dies, and you drink yourself to death after renaming hald the cities in Persia to your own name or your horses name

[nocturne crest]

Turn the imperium into in name only and have 5th imperium.

[opaque coyote]

The Imperium is the same but on a galaxy wide scale

[vagrant fox]

yahoo isn't cool enough

[cerulean trellis]

the funniest shit to me is: guilliman did the same, jsut a bit faster and without the worship

[outer wave]

Theres no reason anyone should stoop to that level

[cerulean trellis]

btu with guilliman big e was like: good boy

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Dude's liver probably looks like Donald Trump's skin ngl

It's probably fucked

[mossy peak]

saving the imperium by showing the emperor paradox games

[heady rivet]

The Emperor doesnt like Slaanesh though, and we all saw the files

[storm jungle]

He was on the Island

[heady rivet]

Stellaris techs blow Necron tech out the fucking water

[vagrant fox]

fan comics say otherwise

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, considering how Guilliman was basically forced to do it.

It was probably a warning to him as well.

[outer wave]

He doesn't have jaundice yet so we'll see in the next few years, especially since Im certain Trump has been giving him shit for his military performance in Iran

[mossy peak]

they’re telling trump they’re winning and iran is days from surrendering

[solid horizon]

the emperor reminds me of napoleon 1 in some aspects, but it might be a question of pov

[opaque coyote]

Like it isn't a coincidence that the Emperor chose the other son who focused mainly on Empire building to burn down the other who did it slightly slower

[solid horizon]

I loathe every napoleon bootlickers

[heady rivet]

Sorry but he was cool though

[solid horizon]

nah

[heady rivet]

Loved his stink woman and was 1v1ing all of Europe

We do a little trolling

[solid horizon]

that's what big fascist wants you to believe

[outer wave]

But he also said apparently that the Iranian conflict or whatever he's calling this that it'll last for as long as they need it to, while also keeping military failures under wraps (or well specific hits on US or Israel equipment anyway)

[opaque coyote]

Napoleon was basically a cuck ngl. Like by definition.

But in general, some of the shit that happened was basically like a movie. Especially when he came back from his exile

[cerulean trellis]

giggles it was big e's plan all along have 10 pairs of sons with similar/same specialty and have them compete

[opaque coyote]

How the soldiers immediately fell under his command

[cerulean trellis]

let the succesfull oen kill the slowpoke

[mossy peak]

great man theory but only for napoleon 1

[heady rivet]

The British didnt wanna let him ashore in England after Waterloo for fear that the people would genuinely revolt to put him in power LOLE

[opaque coyote]

But also Napoleon was basically a savant.

He was good on military

He uh

[languid meadow]

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battletech jumpscare

[opaque coyote]

Wasn't that great at keeping it

[heady rivet]

Dunk the Hunk

[opaque coyote]

I want to make a short joke but that fruit is too low hanging for me

[solid horizon]

nap 3 was the short one iirc

[opaque coyote]

Aware. As said a lot.

He was the average height for the time

[mossy peak]

napoleon and genghis khan when they have to actually govern instead of bully inexperienced generals

[heady rivet]

The Mongol Empire was gnerally well-governed because if you just surrendered you just had a new taxman tbf

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

Genghis actually somewhat succeeded at that part

[solid horizon]

napoleon was a military gambler

[opaque coyote]

Although it's more attributed to his sons

[solid horizon]

he didn't stop when he should have

[opaque coyote]

"ONE MORE CONQUEST!"

This goes for a lot of conquerers in general.

[solid horizon]

then bro proceeded to fail all his hit rolls

[nocturne crest]

What if the Emperor was that politician who went missing at sea, because he couldn't handle Australia?

[young pecan]

Th US just did a strike on an Iranian elementary school

[languid meadow]

From Alexander to Napoleon it's the same story lol

[young pecan]

I see we've taken notes from Israel

[opaque coyote]

Like

There's some alt. timeline where Hitler stopped after taking France and there was a decades long time period where Nazi Germany was a thing

Until it probably would collapse

[mossy peak]

other way around

[opaque coyote]

Just would've taken longer

But Fascism itself runs off of conquest

[solid horizon]

nuh uh, I wrote a book where nazi germany lost !

fear me

[opaque coyote]

Which is why Fascism sucks even if we ignore like

Every morality bit ever

It's fundamentally unsustainable

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if Emus were still around in 40k.

[opaque coyote]

I've seen Chinese Dynasties last longer than the fucking "thousand year Reich"

[heady rivet]

Still are on Catachan trust

[opaque coyote]

And that says a lot

[mossy peak]

you run out of “others” to persecute

[solid horizon]

on praetoria

[nocturne crest]

Alternatively, I will accept cassowaries.

Man, imagine if the Raven guard or blood ravens had animal totems and units like the space wolves.

[opaque coyote]

There's obviously varied flaws with political ideologies/ruling methods like Socialism, Democracy, Feudalism, etc. etc. etc.

But they at least had empires that lasted longer than any fascist one

It truly is the potential man of politicial ideologies

[hollow lantern]

I'd like them marginally less

[opaque coyote]

Hell the famous "The trains run on time" was originally a joke at Mussolini's end

In that Fascist Italy basically changed the times of the trains adhoc

So that they were always on time

Even if they actually aren't

[hollow lantern]

That's fuckin funny

I hope that's real lol

[opaque coyote]

Train arrving at 10 am being late? Now it's 11 am.

On time

[opaque coyote]

Yeah a lot of these adages are actually just misunderstood jokes

Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is impossible

Literally physically impossible

That's the point

You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps

It was a 19th century metaphor for a impossible, absurd task

[young pecan]

Right wingers falling for it again award

[opaque coyote]

It changed from an adage about highlighting a physical impossibility

To somehow signifying self reliance without relying on others help

...which is also impossible.

[young pecan]

The community-oriented animal thinks himself wholly independent!! Point and laugh!!!!

[opaque coyote]

You can't make a business without employees

You can't make food without a farmer producing crops

Etc.

[opaque coyote]

It's worth noting that Neanderthals were objectively more intelligent than Homo Sapiens

Individually, they were stronger

Had bigger brains

Etc.

If you looked at them individually, Neanderthals were basically the equivalent of an Ubermensch.

But they were also more isolated

[heady rivet]

Insane to think Otzi the Ice Man killed like 3 people btw

[hallow saddle]

Chadzi

[opaque coyote]

They had smaller groups

That was their downfall

We were weaker, but that motivated us to create ways to throw our spears farther

Things like the atlatl

We stood together and that's why we managed to become dominant

[storm jungle]

Insane to think he still recieved backshots

[hallow saddle]

me the chad neanderthal vs the virgin human

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-true-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-3827914201118197286

[hallow saddle]

was otzi a human or a neanderthal?

or earlier

[heady rivet]

Human

[languid meadow]

well

[limpid granite]

hes a mummy

[languid meadow]

if he was neanderthal or not he was human

[opaque coyote]

Homo Sapien, he was 5.3k years old

[languid meadow]

He was a Sapien

[hallow saddle]

yeah i mean homo sapiens

would u actually call neanderthals human

[opaque coyote]

Also he had 61 tattoos

[storm jungle]

everyone here is a homo

including me

[opaque coyote]

Apparently

[hallow saddle]

is that not the common name for our species

(genuine Q)

[limpid granite]

i was derived from the straight sapien🤑

[vagrant fox]

i'm not homo ok

[storm jungle]

🫵

[languid meadow]

quiet homo

[hallow saddle]

wikipedia says theyre humans

[hollow lantern]

Never doubted that for a second

[opaque coyote]

Homo Sapien is our species name

Human refers to the genus

[hallow saddle]

aaaah gotcha

[vagrant fox]

i've defected to the squids

[hallow saddle]

nice

[opaque coyote]

Of course they're used interchangeably since the rest died

[hallow saddle]

Homo floresiensis 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[hollow lantern]

I don't think I've watched Sopranos in like

6 or 7 years atp

[storm jungle]

You should rewatch

its always worth it

[opaque coyote]

I still find it crazy that we still don't have footage of Sperm Whales fighting Squids

[hollow lantern]

I never have the time to watch anything tbh

I work like 56 hours a week minimum tbqh

[opaque coyote]

Like we basically have the equivalent of Kaiju battles happening daily in the deep sea

[languid meadow]

which homo are you feeling like today? I'm feeling like a Homo Heidelbergensis

[opaque coyote]

And yet we never can get footage

[hollow lantern]

It took me I think 2 weeks after release to beat re9

[storm jungle]

2 weeks?

[hallow saddle]

robustus

[storm jungle]

didnt it lireally come out last week

lol

[hollow lantern]

Uhhh

[opaque coyote]

Why does he literally have the Chad face anatomy

[hollow lantern]

Feb 27th?

[opaque coyote]

But monke

[hallow saddle]

hes P. something

[opaque coyote]

Robustus is right

[hollow lantern]

A little under 2 weeks

[hallow saddle]

Paranthropus robustus

[opaque coyote]

That facial structure is certainly robust

[languid meadow]

i mean yeah literally every other human species had like

thicker skills to us

skulls

[hallow saddle]

a species of robust australopithecine 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[hollow lantern]

Didn't save em

[opaque coyote]

Although ironically enough we didn't even have the bigger brains

[hallow saddle]

robustus gets to hang with us homos lets just be real for one second

[opaque coyote]

In fact ours technically shrunk slightly compared to our 10k BC ancestors

[languid meadow]

I think we just survived because we got lucky

also social habits

since other human species didn't have big groups like sapiens

[opaque coyote]

Honestly kinda wish there was an alt timeline exploring like

Different human species surviving. And there's now a different one every continent

[limpid granite]

we outbred and outhunted the neanderthal

our tribes were bigger and we used weapons

[hallow saddle]

i bet like natural disasters played a big part too

[languid meadow]

so did neanderthals

[opaque coyote]

We don't know exactly how we were the last ones.

We definitely know we didn't necessarily outbreed them.

[languid meadow]

they had tools

[spring cairn]

neaderthal used weapons too iirc

netherdethal

[limpid granite]

the nether

[languid meadow]

piglin

[spring cairn]

they were just dumber and ugly

[storm jungle]

chicken jockey

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minecraft-nether-ice-bridge-robert-helpmann

[opaque coyote]

Although it would've been funny that the reason why we became the last is because we fucked them out of existence

[hallow saddle]

u could be crushing it as a species and then theres a supervolcano or tsunami or something

[opaque coyote]

[languid meadow]

but yeah one of the theories is that sapiens survived because we congregated in large groups compared to smaller groups of other humans

[tepid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UagFoSE93pU

[opaque coyote]

They were actually more intelligent

Just less social

[spring cairn]

yeah uh .

where are they nowx

uh

neeerd

[tepid glacier]

anyone knows the original media product from this video?

[spring cairn]

smarter my ass

[storm jungle]

average human/neaderthal interaction

[storm jungle]

The Exodite animation, its very mid but done by GW

[opaque coyote]

And considering we have Neanderthal DNA still...

Some definitely didn't think they were ugly.

[storm jungle]

You underestimate the sapien want to fuck stuff

[tepid glacier]

oh i thoug maybe it was for some dlc of dow2 since it reminds me a little bit of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEe1q0VwR84

[limpid granite]

some people genuinely look like their were they decended as the first of their bloodline from neanderthals

[storm jungle]

Nah those are like a decade apart

[vagrant fox]

There's that one instance where an ape was shaved and prostituted so it's the least surprising thing

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856603795738722307/1425920121473470554/togif.gif

[opaque coyote]

Also fun fact. We recently found out that Neanderthal male and Human female couples were most of the hookups

Because Neanderthal females had a harder time being compatible with human dih.

[hollow lantern]

Y'all know where STDs came from right

[spring cairn]

i think that's not rlly true

it's more likely bushmeat

the one you eat

[opaque coyote]

Yeah considering that a lot of cave painting depict bestiality. We were definitely very freaky

Those poor mammoths.

[tepid glacier]

i recently read about a message|| that Lionel send to Guilliman, something like : Brother we have to talk....|| do you think this will be after or before Dawn of war 4 story? (i assume this game would be canon right?)

[opaque coyote]

It's always from animals but it isn't from the most inappropriate option.

It was mainly from insects biting us and giving us the newfound virus

Boring as shit ik

[hollow lantern]

Lame

[storm jungle]

Probaaably before

its hard to tell with us not knowing what the Lion is even doing on Koronus

[nocturne crest]

He's looking for his future wife.

[hollow lantern]

I imagine like the previous games bits will be canon and other bits won't be

[storm jungle]

they usually decide on an ending later yeah

[nocturne crest]

He doesn't want to be Gulliman's unc for him and the eldar lady

[opaque coyote]

Gonorrhea and Syphillis was from cattle as an example.

However a couple were from what you expect.

HPV originated from crossbreeding with Neanderthals/Deniosvians around 60,000 years ago.

Also Herpes is potentially the oldest STD, with the highest estimate being 1 million years old.

And considering that it can rarely switch between the cold sore one near your lips and the genital sore one.

[arctic talon]

Imo I feel like DoW 4’s ending will be like 3

Where the end result is the fucking same

[opaque coyote]

...yeah it was probably just nature fucking with us.

Not literally this time

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

I just hope DoW 4 allows more varied armies