40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

Erhm askhually mean if it was an inverse it would be orange for the blue parts 🤓

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/guillotine-bonk-revolution-gif-20305805

[fervent geode]

It prob smells as bad as DG armour

Rotting Blood

[opaque coyote]

Dude Chaos in general must smell like shit

Except maybe Tsons?

Maybe

[fervent geode]

We have incense and oils

[vagrant fox]

I recall reading, don't know if it's canon or not, that some are still wearing the pre-heresy colours it's just underneath a lot of crusted blood

[fervent geode]

[fervent geode]

(I swear we actually did, somewhere in the Omnibus)

[opaque coyote]

But then again we dunno where those tentacles and feathers have been

[fervent geode]

Freaky

Prob sneeze alot around the dustbins

[opaque coyote]

But yeah in general what I found funny is that in

Warhammer Battle fleet Gothic 2.

There's shots of inside a chaos ship

And there's like blood and guts and gore everywhere

[jade holly]

How bad would IW smell?

[opaque coyote]

Hanging bodies etc.

And I just have to wonder

How fucking awful it must smell

[jade holly]

They prob just smell like rusted metal and burnt coal

[opaque coyote]

Since that shit is in the god damn dining hall

[fervent geode]

Quite, rust, coal, mud

[fervent geode]

Nurgle pleasing levels

[opaque coyote]

The fucking Tsons are served like raw mince meat and guts

[vagrant fox]

Space marines smell to begin with, add machine grease and gunpowder and trenchfoot

[fervent geode]

Indeed

[opaque coyote]

More importantly with the amount of wet blood and spiles

[solid horizon]

IW would probably smell like grease and oil

[opaque coyote]

I have to wonder if a serf or two had slipped

And fell on a spike and died

[vagrant fox]

probably, or got eaten by a wall

[fervent geode]

Prob the first happened

Then the next

[jade holly]

Considering our other options, probably the best smelling of the chaos lot

[fervent geode]

Hey

We have incense and oils

[jade holly]

You smell like all 4

You’re turbo disgusting

[fervent geode]

We have perfume

Yall have

[jade holly]

From NURGLE’S GARDEN

[fervent geode]

Oil

[fervent geode]

Nah slave tears

It prob smells like myrrh all the time

So depends on your opinion of myrrh

That or turbo disgusting

[arctic talon]

New peak

https://youtu.be/rHqNN4XmnfY?si=AjU29I8TLBbWYnGT

[vagrant fox]

there's a black lion in there

worst day of my life

[cerulean trellis]

uh i like arbitor Ian ^^

[vagrant fox]

be honest

are you german

[storm jungle]

IAN MY GOAT

[opaque coyote]

So I have decided to try and think about ideas and then never od them

Khornate PMC, I already worked out how they'll be "paid".

But I'm also thinking of heavy consequences for team killing outside of battle

No idea if that can be reinforced because Khorne

And I won't bother to have them reinforce while in battle

But I want the vibe of this PMC to be more ghe

"vicious industrialization of war".

Although that would be more undivided/IW areas

I just like the extra spikey shit of Khorne and a PMC advertising their services to murder whoever their hire points at sounds perfectly Khorne. And I don't want to focus on the other Gods for this faction

[opaque coyote]

Basically they know that they can't control it while in battle

But outside of it, they generally reinforce it heavily to the point where if you're found murdering another soldier

You get shot also

Mainly just because they don't want to waste bodies. One warrior lost needlessly is one warrior that can't collect skulls

Basically a controlled sense of violence

Anger with a direction.

[jade holly]

I want a comedy story of an IW Warpsmith being sent to other Legions to inspect why their daemon engines like an OSHA worker

Sir, what do you mean you keep putting blood in the promethium canister?

[opaque coyote]

Also I imagine they won't be that favored with Khorne.

Like Khorne loves World Eaters and such more because he basically has severe ADHD.

But I imagine that it's basically the type where it's business

"Just business"

They obviously still worship Khorne though

[solid horizon]

tbh out of all the warpsmiths, IW ones are probably the least chaos ethical ones

[jade holly]

Yeah but they’d grill you over something not being built/used right

[solid horizon]

its called autism ✨

[opaque coyote]

Also I imagine their technology would be more like

Biology

In that a lot of their stuff is alive

And is fueled by blood due to being fleshy

[jade holly]

If the Chaos legions were a band

IW would totally be the bass

[solid horizon]

nah

IW are keyboards

[jade holly]

WB vocalist, WE on drums, DG as keyboard, EC guitarist

[fervent geode]

Nah we are bass

BL vocalist

[jade holly]

You are the WORD FUCKING BEARERS

[fervent geode]

Yeah not word talkers

[jade holly]

Speech is the one thing you’re known for outside of devotion

[fervent geode]

Bass is like the syncopated back beat

You dont hear it

[solid horizon]

lies

as a bassist this is lies

imperium type of lies

black legion should be on bass

[fervent geode]

Well then i know some ass bassists

[jade holly]

IW are the bass cause they always go underappreciated by the others

[opaque coyote]

I imagined like NVG goggles like these.

But replace the goggle lenses with actual bloodshot eyes that are physically connected and replace your inferior human eyes

[fervent geode]

Fine wb vocalist

Ill take it

[jade holly]

You mean like this?

[opaque coyote]

Lmao

Lemme actually make a quick shitty picture

[solid horizon]

I think IW would be keyboard because it's always the most custom technical bullshit and keyboardists always move with the most bulky piece of shitware

[jade holly]

IW would be the Mick Gordon of Keyboardists

[solid horizon]

perturabo would definitely play a hammond b3 with completely busted out leslie speaker

[jade holly]

Perturabo getting ready to make fire from Iron

[solid horizon]

real

[fervent geode]

Peak

[solid horizon]

I say

Vocals : WB
Guitar : EC
Bass : BL or DG
Drums : WE
Keyboards : IW

[jade holly]

NL as second guitar, AL is the stagehand

[solid horizon]

NL are defo rhythm guitar

[opaque coyote]

The lenses are eyeballs

The stretched out part is flesh.

The top part is actually technology

Surgically implanted and connected to your brain. You switch between normal vision, night vision, infrared, etc. by thought.

...

Also you can never blink but it doesn't hurt unless if it's really windy

[solid horizon]

TS could play keyboards as well

[jade holly]

I dread to be in a staring contest with that guy

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's generally my idea to have some modern tacticool type shit

But with a fleshy 40k twist

And I generally imagine they would look more like modern soldiers than the guardsmen

Along with some of their more elite ones being equipped with power armor

[solid horizon]

reminds me my android deathmark conversions have an actual eyeball instead of their sole lens

[opaque coyote]

With a shitty bootleg version of black carapace.

Basically instead of a film of black plastic fitted underneath your skin

...

It's just directly attached to you

[cerulean trellis]

so like with the sororitas and any other non SM power armor?

[opaque coyote]

And by directly attached I mean the armor has an added flesh layer in parts where the spine would be

It forcefully fuses into your spine

[opaque coyote]

But generally like this yeah

[solid horizon]

kinda like that

[opaque coyote]

I haven't figured the benefits of this quite yet. I imagined it would basically allow better reflexes

But it'd still feel like you're wearing a suit instead of just

Acting like a second layer of skin

[solid horizon]

so basically obliterators

[opaque coyote]

Also you feel a bit of pain if the armor is damaged.

Not enough to make you curl around in agony but just enough to note

"Hey, something just broke your pauldrons."

Could possibly just not implement this though cause I like non SM Power Armor to be used more

[opaque coyote]

Nah they don't grow weapons

[solid horizon]

sadge

[opaque coyote]

Although I could imagine they would have them as really special troops.

There's nothing saying that regular humans can't become an obliterator

As far as I'm aware

[solid horizon]

I am praying to the ruinous spirits to give me green stuff so I can turn my triarch stalker into a flesh abomination and make it a commander thanks to crucible of champions

[opaque coyote]

Honestly yeah kinda

[opaque coyote]

But yeah generally I imagine most of them would look somewhat similar to modern soldiers

A bunch of shit on them basically

The in lore reason I'm giving being that due to them being less numerous than say

The guardsmen

And being intelligent enough to make deals with certain entities.

The dark Mechanicum, Vashtorr, etc.

They got a bunch of neat technology to fuck with as a result

I guess they would technically be a duo god worship as a result but their relationship with Vashtorr is strictly business

No worship or anything. Just trade agreements

So they can afford to have their employees be well equipped

Although they still do classic Khornate stuff also.

That being murder, some ritualistic sacrifice

Did I mention murder?

They're not above doing rituals and sacrifices and all that stuff

[cerulean trellis]

this sounds a little like you think khornates are stoopid

[solid horizon]

quickly visualised it, the edit is bad but its to give an idea what I wanna make

like the true warpsmith I am

[rose thorn]

“Oh shit white scars lore!!!”

click article

[cerulean trellis]

dayum dat thign is hella cursed

[solid horizon]

that's the idea

[rose thorn]

It’s… it’s world eaters….

[solid horizon]

I lost the cabin of my triarch stalker

and Im currently a dark mechanicus player

so fuck it im gonna turn this hellish thing into a hellish thing

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[cerulean trellis]

very fair

[cerulean trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/waving-lizard-hoppers-LPFNd1AJBoYcVUExmE

[solid horizon]

basically a metal spider skeleton with flesh on top

[solid horizon]

and a protruding gun

daemon fueled probably

ill probably try to find rows of those chaos spikes to put on the forelimbs

[cerulean trellis]

will that thing be playeable or just for da lulz

[solid horizon]

it's still going to be a triarch stalker

[cerulean trellis]

just warpsmithy

[heady rivet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/hwjgby/new_warhammer_40k_video_game_announced/

Wonder if this went anywhere

[cerulean trellis]

the game? never heard of it, is it any good?

[heady rivet]

No ❤️

[cerulean trellis]

sadge

the idea has potential

[opaque coyote]

not stoopid

but definitely very unconcerned with not murder a good chunk of the time

also the fact that most of them look kinda homeless

[opaque coyote]

especially if they have nails shoved into their head

[vagrant fox]

what's a darktide

[cerulean trellis]

only the worldeaters have the nails iirc

[opaque coyote]

I think some other unrelated warriors have it shoved in to murder better

[cerulean trellis]

not to my knowledge, then again i would not count meself as particularly knowledgeable concernign khornite lore

[opaque coyote]

"Abaddon the Despoiler and his Black Legion in particular utilize large numbers of Berzerkers. Going a step further, Abaddon has recruited a number of highly-skilled Berzerker-surgeons to his cause, allowing the Black Legion to produce new Berzerkers in numbers that approach that of the World Eaters."

Apparently this is the full quote from the CSM codex

"After the World Eaters Legion disbanded during the fighting on Skalathrax, most Berzerkers formed separate warbands, and many bastardised practices of lobotomisation spread to other Chaos Space Marine forces with them. Abaddon, in particular, has recruited a number of highly skilled Berzerker-surgeons to his cause, and only the Black Legion is even close to the World Eaters in their perfection of this barbaric procedure."

So yeah every berserker has a good chance of having nails even if they aren't from the WE

[cerulean trellis]

didn't know

[urban spire]

alright i gave soul hunter a shot, this shit kinda sucks

i liked the human characters at the start, but i'm mostly just flipping through pages of uninteresting combat

the actual space marines just come across as stupid

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if there is any Slannash worshippers who got nails.

[urban spire]

i did say some things about that

fuck i'm mad

i've wasted my time and my money on space marines

i should have known better

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Tbh they are universally praised books

you just went against the grain for once and didnt like it

we couldnt have exactly known

I was on the same vein when I read them. Idgaf about nightlords or talos' dumbass group but I had fun with the trilogy.

[urban spire]

well, don't let it be said i didn't try

[opaque coyote]

Well hey, you tried something and you didn't like it

[humble shoal]

A konrad kurze batman parody where his suit is made of human skin

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't mean it was a waste

[humble shoal]

Would be a banger

[opaque coyote]

Yk?

Like people like BioShock Infinite but I think it's genuinely unfun

[urban spire]

i'd normally agree with that but my dumb ass paid money for it

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't mean I don't think buying and then playing it was a waste

[humble shoal]

People like infinite for porn

[storm jungle]

was this a physical book or audiobook

[urban spire]

kindle

[storm jungle]

lmao

[humble shoal]

Elizabeth walked so overwatch could run

[storm jungle]

once again PDF/epub gang reign supreme

[opaque coyote]

True.

Admittedly the introduction and Columbina was interesting but like...

Quickly lost me with multi versal bs

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024664

Yarhar

[humble shoal]

1 and 2 were more fun

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

bioshock was never fun it's the truth

[urban spire]

i played a friends copy of infinite, the lighthouse bit and the bit right after were cool but mechanically it's just a worse game than bioshock 2

[opaque coyote]

Oh 100%

2 had the best gameplay and the story was still good. But 1 just had the best story

[storm jungle]

"lighthouse bit"

YOU MEAN THE FUCKING INTRO?

BEFORE YOU EVEN PLAY THE GAME?

LMAO

[urban spire]

YEAH THE INTRO

[opaque coyote]

If it was strictly gameplay 2 is my favorite.

But 1 has the best story out of all of the games

[storm jungle]

FUCKER

jk i hate Infinite

[urban spire]

IT WAS VISUALLY INTERESTING

[vagrant fox]

objectivism bad
yeah I live in real life

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the intro is really good

[vagrant fox]

good story biosnooze

[humble shoal]

Mind you one of my favorite games is just star wars dnd game wise (KOTOR 1/2)

[opaque coyote]

But generally I don't think they spend enough time in Columbina, the gameplay felt gutted compared to the previous two, and also the story lost me

[urban spire]

anyway going back to bioshock 1 and 2 these of days you can really tell they didn't have a firm grasp on what an immersive sim actually is

that or they intentionally fucked it up

[humble shoal]

KOTOR 1 had non-cinematic cutscenes that were so good

I remember watching a cutscene on talos that took like 10 minutes

[nocturne crest]

Hey all, terrible question, but if you had to pick a warband that falls underneath the banner of the Black Legion, what would you pick?

[humble shoal]

Because a character that was supposed to die kept dodging

[humble shoal]

The grey tide

The unpainted ones

[urban spire]

the story:

[humble shoal]

Based

Spec Ops the line had the best ending

Just wait 10 minutes and leave

The end

[urban spire]

the gall of white americans to say that violent resistance against oppressors is bad

[nocturne crest]

Didn't they have to retcon that so the black character knew they would die.

[storm jungle]

"black character"

do you guys mean Daisy

lol

[storm jungle]

you cant do that

lmao

however thats kinda the point i guess

[humble shoal]

Spec ops the line?

[storm jungle]

Yep

you are confusing it with Far Cry 4 i think

[urban spire]

spec ops the line is a strange game

[storm jungle]

thats the point yes

[vagrant fox]

It's good because it made gamers assmad

[urban spire]

i'm not talking about the message mind, that all is coherent

[humble shoal]

Yeah

[urban spire]

it's just a weird game

[storm jungle]

again, thats the point

I mean

[humble shoal]

Spec ops is the shut game off one

[storm jungle]

its surrealist

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, it's probably been a decade since I played infinite.

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

LOL

[urban spire]

it sure is

[storm jungle]

fair

[urban spire]

and nobody ever talks about it

[storm jungle]

I mean no?

its ALWAYS talked about

its THE anti-war game

[urban spire]

no i mean the surrealism

it's always either "yes this game was coherent in its messaging" vs "i can't believe the game FORCED ME to KILL"

[storm jungle]

Oh nah it is, but you'll only see it in like longform reviews. Theres so many elements to it. Most people dont go into it in short-form because theres just so much to unpack

[humble shoal]

Its sorta just apocalypse now

[storm jungle]

the entire game is Walker literally gaslighting the Player to keep playing so he and you can commit warcrimes lol

[urban spire]

yeah i just had no idea it had all that other shit going on until i watched a few video essays

[humble shoal]

In game form

[urban spire]

like a decade+ after it came out

[rocky gale]

The Farcy 4 ending where you wait for Pagan Ming to return for 20 minutes, then you have a nice dinner, he takes you to a shrine where you can scatter your mothers ashes, he invites you to come hang out with him and be buds and the credits roll.

[storm jungle]

Real.

Spec Ops has that element but with no ending attached to it

yoru ENTIRE mission was to confirm there was still people in post-apocalypse Dubai

which you fucking do 10m into the game

THEN radio in and leave

but Walker is your average US Marine so he has to go and kill more people

(most realistic part of the game lmao)

[rocky gale]

Well, it is Dubai

[humble shoal]

I mean white phosphorus is pretty accurate

Brought to you by Israel

[storm jungle]

I had no idea what WP was before playing this game

💀

so um

[opaque coyote]

Tbf nobody really has a grasp on what immersive sims are.

But I think 2 definitely nailed it.

And then Infinite denailed it and sent it to another universe

[nocturne crest]

So how long until our first film about American soldiers feeling bad for being in Iran?

[humble shoal]

I did as a trench enjoyer

[storm jungle]

REAL.

[vagrant fox]

Already in development with ai slop

[rocky gale]

It's probably already being written

[storm jungle]

Also feeling bad = "omagerd i cant believe my poor american valour had to be stained"

[humble shoal]

Horrors within my comprehension

[vagrant fox]

I remember discovering what white phosphorus was when readin about some Israel stuff
Funny how these things go

[daring creek]

Migrants after stealing shit pay jobs

[urban spire]

i don't really like military shooters, so everything to do with spec ops the line just passed me by when it came out

[storm jungle]

What was their fucking argument again?

"Its not a warcrime weapon because it has chemicals" or something?

[storm jungle]

That was intentional yeah, it was disguised as the games you were talking about

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, apparently there is word that the US might have fucked up even more by not bring enough shit to bomb Iran or shoot down Iran's bombs.

[storm jungle]

and ironically it flopping made it what became a cult classic

anytime a new shooter comes out saying "we are pushing moral boundries" its compared ot spec ops

and it ALWAYS falls flat

thats how good the gmae is

[humble shoal]

Their argument was "its not a warcrime because we arent at war"

[storm jungle]

oh fuck me

[rocky gale]

Sure did you hear, the drone which attacked the UK military base in Cyprus has now been confirmed that it wasn't Iranian

[storm jungle]

Oh my fucking god dude

[humble shoal]

Most fall flat compared to no russian.

[storm jungle]

No Russian is iffy because MW2 itself is american propaganda

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

Not a warcrime because illumination is the argument

[rocky gale]

I wonder who could have any reason to try and drag the UK into the war

[storm jungle]

Dont tell me we are doing israeli false flags now

[humble shoal]

Oh yeah

[opaque coyote]

Spec Ops the Line is basically a middle finger to the American military industrial complex from the beginning.

Because you also fight American soldiers that stayed to try and help Dubai. Only to have had very mixed results.

Along with how the CIA agent literally tries to drain the water supply to kill everyone else remaining.

Because if there was confirmed survivors then America looks bad

[humble shoal]

That is a thing apparently

[storm jungle]

....arent there literally mortar rounds whos entire job IS to be a flare?

holy shit man IDF are literally nazis

[arctic talon]

Yes and they’re sometimes white phosphorus but they don’t “spread” if that makes sense?

[opaque coyote]

Which is also the most realistic part of the game

[urban spire]

israel's been doing that shit against their own people for decades, shit's SOP

[arctic talon]

There’s a dif between white phosphorus illumination vs incendiaries

[storm jungle]

It sgreat because the game starts with you killing "arab insurgents" then the entire 90% of the game is you murdering US soldiers, its fucking amazing lmao

i dont think ive played a single shooter that has you killing american soldiers like Spec Ops does

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they often use parachutes to linger in the air, not uhh, you know

this

[opaque coyote]

Honestly not even that. The game starts with you killing American soldiers when you get into Dubai

They're just thought of as insurgents at first

[storm jungle]

No you fight locals for a bit

the american troops come in afterwards

you also try to tell them you are friendly

and they think you are CIA and open fire

[urban spire]

maybe i should play spec ops

[storm jungle]

which ngl? Fair reaction

[storm jungle]

Its not on steam anymore due to copyright issues

but i highly recommend getting a steam key

[urban spire]

oh lmao

[storm jungle]

its absolutely worth it

[humble shoal]

The hummus people

[arctic talon]

Oh hey 2 Warcrimes in 1 lmao

Cluster munitions and Willy Pete

[storm jungle]

i legit cant believe people defend this shit btw

[vagrant fox]

it's fine it's

fine

[storm jungle]

"Hamas asked for it"

[arctic talon]

Ngl so many countries still use cluster munitions it might be the most done warcrime ever

lol

[humble shoal]

Especially when the massacre happened to occur on a day that the idf just "left the border"

Conveniently when netanyahu was getting impeached

[urban spire]

"my team is doing it so it must be good, i will apply one single layer of excuse to this and then never think about it again"

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the White Phosphorus being for illumination excuse was first done by the US military during Afghanistan.

It's also worth noting that during WW1, every major army said that Flamethrowers were there to destroy obstacles, not men.

They were issued to combat engineers in WW2 for the same reason.

Of course, the people who saw them in action knew better

[urban spire]

and that's the most charitable reading

[opaque coyote]

It's a very old practice.

[storm jungle]

Dont forget during WW2 it was also argued by the Allies "flamethrowers are more HUMANE weapons and make people die faster"

💀

[humble shoal]

Tbf in afghanistan shotguns were just for breaching doors

[daring creek]

Idk how you can see the head line "Palestinian children dead" and side w israel

[arctic talon]

they were using illumination munitions for mortars

Not cluster munitions/conventional ones

Still questionable

[storm jungle]

They literally made up lies like Palestinians cooking israeli children in ovens

[humble shoal]

Isnt that the exact line the kuwaitis used?

[opaque coyote]

Tbh, that's probably the ""best"" excuse since shotguns were often used for that.

And the only better thing is either

[arctic talon]

Shotguns aren’t a warcrime

[opaque coyote]

Explosives or a sledgehammer

[arctic talon]

What

[daring creek]

Then tried to pin mein kampf on them

[opaque coyote]

Also this

[daring creek]

Like holy cow

[arctic talon]

Like of all the guns to be shot by a shotgun is def one of the shittiest ones

[daring creek]

"Children of darkness"

[arctic talon]

But it’s not a warcrime

[humble shoal]

Add some styrofoam and gasoline and we can fix that

[arctic talon]

Napalm shotguns are not practical nor have they ever been used by the military

lol

They are extremely funny to make yourself though

[humble shoal]

I know

Still funny though

[arctic talon]

The US commited like actual war crimes in Afghanistan

[daring creek]

Yeeeep. But the instance I'm picturing is a literal downloaded copy on an ipad

Like

[arctic talon]

Using illumination munitions and shotguns is like

[urban spire]

frag shells any day now

[arctic talon]

Literal nothing

[daring creek]

I think it was in a bunker idk

[arctic talon]

Fragmentation shells aren’t a warcrime 💀

Cluster munition ones are

[storm jungle]

guys imma be real

[arctic talon]

But not fragmentation

[storm jungle]

and no one would care

lol

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

[storm jungle]

they get away with everything

it doesnt matter what they use lol

[opaque coyote]

This nuke was promised to me 3000 years ago

[urban spire]

i'm referencing a different dumb military thing, which is their overwhelming desire to make extremely expensive overengineered shotgun shells relevant

[arctic talon]

Oh

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

They are very cool

[arctic talon]

Yeah that’s a weird obsession the whole worlds military has

It’s weird

[daring creek]

I think we would get a lot of terror attacks in the US

[vagrant fox]

the age of tactislop ARs is over, the age of the shotgun is soon

[storm jungle]

Likely. But they'd still blame palestinians/arabs lol

[urban spire]

rifling was an error, return to smoothbore

[nocturne crest]

Good old Neuron bomb logic.

[opaque coyote]

Flechette round shotguns

Just like cruelty Squad

Totally practical

[vagrant fox]

Return to a better age when horses were relevant in warfare so fashion can return

[opaque coyote]

[opaque coyote]

I mean fashion was there for a while after horses were phased out

[nocturne crest]

Full auto Smoothbore?

[daring creek]

Fahhhhh

[opaque coyote]

I think only until WW2 did fashion also get phased out

[urban spire]

horses are still relevant to modern warfare judging by the quality of russian MRIs

[vagrant fox]

fashion died in 1865

[opaque coyote]

Wild

[vagrant fox]

You know that's true, nevermind what I'm saying

just bring cool fashion back

[urban spire]

there's a lazerpig video of him and a friend eating a captured mri rather than the stuff you can buy online and it's fucking vile lmao

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I have a weird relationship with weapons.

I think they're really cool on an engineering standpoint and how effective than can be.

But I never want to see them actually be used

But also I like how weapons are designed to be more deadly than the last in various different ways

[vagrant fox]

oh lazerpig is he alive still

[urban spire]

i have complex thoughts about this, being a guns admirer requires a very exact distance from the thing you are admiring on several axes

[arctic talon]

Russian MRE vs Chinese MRE

Pick one

[vagrant fox]

Surely the Chinese one is newer, right?

[urban spire]

he occasionally posts things

[arctic talon]

Newest version of both

lol

[near wasp]

Shotgun shell

[opaque coyote]

Tbf a lot of soldiers and veterans also admire guns. Saying they're reliable or good or neat.

But they also hate actually using them

[urban spire]

have i been calling them MRIs

fuck me i'm tired

[storm jungle]

lmao bruh

[vagrant fox]

I mean I've eaten moldy food but, I'd rather avoid it. I suppose I'll pick chinese MRE and suffer

[arctic talon]

Close enough

[storm jungle]

im still reading Ghost Legion

krieg soldiers are literally EN-MASSE hugging a alpha legionaire so they can hold him still for a fucking basilisk artillery barrage

[urban spire]

lmao

[storm jungle]

im dying

[opaque coyote]

10/10

[arctic talon]

This was a stratagem in 8e

[vagrant fox]

krieg is so cool

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

“Fire on my position”

lol

[opaque coyote]

It's a weird fucking relationship sometimes

[daring creek]

Skinning u

[storm jungle]

I love how even Solomon is like

"What the actual FUCK"

[vagrant fox]

I should have a kepi hat

[vagrant fox]

read death rider

[arctic talon]

If you were in engagement range or melee as either Valhallan or DKOK or a custom regiment you could order your artillery to “fire on my position”

lol

[daring creek]

What the shit

[arctic talon]

Realistically an awful ability

[opaque coyote]

A lot of veterans in Vietnam talk about how much they loved or hated the M14. Despite the weapon being considered to be...

A failure in what it was meant to do. Which is why it was replaced with the M16

[arctic talon]

But it was really funny

[storm jungle]

FAHHHHHHHHH

[urban spire]

in soul hunter's defense, it did give me more ammunition for calling space marines stupid

[storm jungle]

Brooks is a bigger nerd than i thought, bruh

[urban spire]

only chaos oriented this time

[arctic talon]

He owns like 4 40k armies 💀

He’s def a big nerd

[storm jungle]

FAHHHH

[vagrant fox]

Hmm, guess I'll move Harrowmaster and the sequel up to 3rd in the list

[urban spire]

"ah my gauntlet is sticking a bit, i will replace it via the simple expedient of killing my battle brother"

[arctic talon]

But yeah fire on my got adjusted in 9e to work with any regiment but it was way shittier and less flavorful

And then in 10e it got renamed and replaced

So rip to it lol

[urban spire]

time bullshit is the only reason chaos marines still exist

they would just wipe themselves out in a couple centuries elsewise

[daring creek]

What......what.....i don't get it...what........

[vagrant fox]

what's not to get

[arctic talon]

What’s not to get it fits 40k perfectly

It’s a little silly they’re able to hold the alpha legionarie in place

But whatever it’s cool

lol

[daring creek]

This reads like ants pulling an enemy ant limbs and holding them stoll

[daring creek]

It hurts my brain what the fuck 😭

Its TOO SILLY

[opaque coyote]

Tbf to the Soul Hunter squad.

They are constantly running of resources and men for a reason.

It turns out worshipping the embodiments of Chaos incarnate doesn't really do well for your mental state or sanity

[urban spire]

if you have that many kriegers why don't you just shoot the space marine to death with lasguns

[daring creek]

ITS WAAAAAAY TOO SILLY

[arctic talon]

Because they got into melee

lol

Awkward situation

[daring creek]

I wanna see this drawn dude

[urban spire]

i mean in fiction not in the tabletop

[daring creek]

Stupid as fuck

But

[opaque coyote]

They did, SM still managed to bumrush them

[daring creek]

Hilarious

[arctic talon]

In fiction the same applies imo

[opaque coyote]

So they all piled up because they don't have the range anymore

[arctic talon]

It’s hard to use a fucking rifle up close lol

[daring creek]

I mean

They could've used a shovel

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[vagrant fox]

the csm is under the pile, the teddies are expendable

[opaque coyote]

Against Ceramite power armor

Ok

[arctic talon]

Hand axe is better

And it’s standard issue

lol

[daring creek]

I KNOW THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED IT

[urban spire]

the humble power prybar

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I pictured it like this

[storm jungle]

Heres one using one

It does him a lot of good as you can see

[lament shoal]

My man is dripped tf out

[urban spire]

you don't thrust a knife into a wound that's some putting toast in a toaster shit

[storm jungle]

Its not about the size of the dog

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/UvLQMMaVmzU?si=pjUstgeM7exn9WG1

[storm jungle]

its about the size of the dog in the dog perimeter in the dog group in the dog collection in the dog fight

[vagrant fox]

too many elronds

[arctic talon]

Penijimin

[rocky gale]

I mean, you can

[daring creek]

Well...they tried!!!!

For some reason that gave me minor brain damage. Like.

Please don't service the fanbase

Pleasseee god in heaven if you are real please speak to the writers

[storm jungle]

He wasnt. Thats why the Krieger gets mauled

[opaque coyote]

Tbf like

He probably just grabbed whatever's nearby to hit the SM with

[storm jungle]

It literally says “improvised”

[daring creek]

It was DANGEROUSLY close though

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

READ.

[opaque coyote]

No

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

yeah that reads like an admonishment of the shovel shit to me

[vagrant fox]

tbf Kriegers using a sharpened shovel isn't really a problem

[storm jungle]

It is

[vagrant fox]

it's more the fanbase

[storm jungle]

Its dumb

Kill all Krieg fans

[opaque coyote]

...Dangerously close

"Solomon let the blow skitter off his pauldron, then grabbed the human by the neck with his left hand, pressed his bolter against their stomach, and blew their spine out of their back."

"Dangerously close"

[urban spire]

it's a thing that happened irregularly in world war 1 it wasn't fucking doctrine

[opaque coyote]

Ok

[daring creek]

Mainly in the sharpened shovel. Its use of a shovel by a krieger. That's what makes me scared

[arctic talon]

The trench club being a chainsword equivalent in the tabletop will never not be funny to me

[daring creek]

It happened once

[vagrant fox]

as it should be

[storm jungle]

Not what they are talking about. Bro legit cannot read 💀

[daring creek]

It can happen again

[sacred ginkgo]

You can feel the malice and pleasure rolling off the last line

[urban spire]

do you know what they used to raid trenches in ww1? grenades. they'd give each dude like 8+ grenades and send him in. cqc weapons were improvised

[sacred ginkgo]

They wanted to write that so bad

[storm jungle]

Thats why Brooks is the GOAT

[opaque coyote]

I know they're talking about them acknowledging the shovel and fueling the fanbase

[storm jungle]

No

Kill this guy

[opaque coyote]

But it's clear that it caused a severe consequence due to the SM literally taking a single ineffective hit

And then the Krieger getting murdered

Because he used a shovel

[daring creek]

Kreg

[opaque coyote]

And not an actual weapon

[urban spire]

anyway massed helbore fire's good enough to make a couple marines into slag i think kriegers are just stupid

[sacred ginkgo]

That was not a murder that was an execution

He could've just crushed his neck

[urban spire]

the kriegmind said we're locked into melee now we can't shoot anymore

[sacred ginkgo]

But he chose to turn him into house paint instead

[opaque coyote]

Not when he's literally within breathing distance

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if there is krieg who has tried to do the drive me closer meme.

[urban spire]

well that's because CSM are stupid and waste limited resources on showboating

[opaque coyote]

Try using a rifle against somebody literally right next to you

Surprisingly difficult

[humble shoal]

Probably lost his gun tbh

[urban spire]

how many of him vs how many of them?

[nocturne crest]

Oh damn, the White House just did something that could get them sued by Nintendo.

[humble shoal]

Because they have bayonets

For close range combat

[opaque coyote]

Nintendo ain't gonna sue shit

[storm jungle]

I love how I post one excerpt without the larger context and its "ERM DOESNT MAKE SENSE."

maybe you guys should read the book and buy it.... and support your local queer author

(this is propaganda)

[urban spire]

i don't care about context i just want to fight

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

They only go after small fan game creators and not governments tbh

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[storm jungle]

If you dont have the context for the fight then your opinion is not warranted, send this girl to jail guys

[urban spire]

no real talk though

i'm allowed to think both sides are stupid within the narrative

[storm jungle]

Not when you dont even know whats happening

Sorry buddy

[urban spire]

it's 40k i'm right

I'M RIGHT

[storm jungle]

no you are LEFT

GETOU-

[urban spire]

THAT TOO

[opaque coyote]

Notice how the only ones that even sue the White House for copyright are usually individual music artists or bands

[nocturne crest]

Do you think there would be bald sisters of battle?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

There are

[storm jungle]

Yes

[arctic talon]

There literally are

There’s bald head options

Repent are also bald

[storm jungle]

it created a lot of controversy at the time during their large update

because peoples perception of "hot bimbo nuns" was ruined

[vagrant fox]

here you go

[storm jungle]

lmao

[arctic talon]

I like the really fucked up scarred one

[opaque coyote]

Also how is Ghost Legion?

[arctic talon]

For the canoness lol

[storm jungle]

Excellent

tho you have to read Harrowmaster

[vagrant fox]

apparently it doesn't make sense

[storm jungle]

or you'll have no idea whats happening

[opaque coyote]

People keep forgetting that Nuns are bald usually.

[storm jungle]

shut up

[nocturne crest]

Cool.

[storm jungle]

anyway the book is good

[opaque coyote]

Got it, will read Harrowmaster first then Ghost Legion

[humble shoal]

Celestine is wearing a wig

[opaque coyote]

Thank you for the rec

[storm jungle]

🫡

[urban spire]

perpetually wrong-footed by how radfem nuns can be

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if there is any GSC SOB.

[storm jungle]

you kinda have to because its straight up a sequel book

theres also some characters from Brooks rogue trader book but uh just read their lexi pages when they appear and you'll be fine lol

Chattey Brobantis and Evelyn Darke

[vagrant fox]

Doesn't surprise me much

[opaque coyote]

They usually don't last long.

SoBs are paranoid as shit

Speaking some Heresy?

Death

[storm jungle]

Speaking? Heresy.

Death.

[urban spire]

have heard but not confirmed stories of severe culture shock for young tradwife-brained nuns joining the convent and running into 40 year old lesbians who joined because they hate dudes

[vagrant fox]

I doubt a lot of gsc infested people could get through eugenics indoctrination school

[nocturne crest]

Unless the school is GSC.

[vagrant fox]

but I suppose anything can happen

[storm jungle]

what if

you are GSC

[opaque coyote]

40k fan meetups be like

[vagrant fox]

the alpha legion infiltrated one after all and did nothing with it

[nocturne crest]

Praise the 4 armed emperor.

[urban spire]

are you sure it's four?

[nocturne crest]

That means he can carry 4 bolters.

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

4 arms look stupid this is why we don't like genestealers and tyranids, I've decided

[urban spire]

i mean a two armed emperor just seems inferior to a four armed one, so like, logically, right?

[opaque coyote]

For some reason I'm now imagining GSC propaganda where they basically make cute/chibi versions of Genestealers as a mascot

[nocturne crest]

Okay how about 8 armed emperor.

[vagrant fox]

worse

[opaque coyote]

What about 9 armed Emperor. Just as planned.

[vagrant fox]

musculature on the back doesn't make sense we hate it

[urban spire]

behold! your emperor!

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/doc-ock-spider-man-smile-spiderman2-gif-24848938

[opaque coyote]

Oh god it's a slaaneshi creature

...

[nocturne crest]

Humanity is to become crab people.

[urban spire]

it's just a king crab

it's just a little guy

little guy (bigger than your torso)

[vagrant fox]

edible

nothing to fear

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-people-south-park-gif-25989008

[urban spire]

burglar crabs are more friend shaped anyway

[opaque coyote]

I just realized a joke.

About how carcanization is what most life forms usually evolve to.

And how Slaanesh is all about perfection.

And how a lot of Slaaneshi creatures have crustacean features

Slaanesh's mere existence proves that Carcanization is the path to perfection

[rocky gale]

It also implies that crabs are sluts

[urban spire]

also known as a coconut crab, extremely friend shaped, they're called burglar crabs because they get curious about stuff, climb into people's homes and steal things

[vagrant fox]

edible, I fear no burglar

[urban spire]

they do also pinch open coconuts so like

[cerulean trellis]

stronk crab

[urban spire]

a slight bit of fear may be warranted

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf Crabs don't really have any loyalty to a partner or anything

They usually mate once and then dip to find more

So yes they are sluts

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-viscous-belly-valve-deadlockgame-gif-7730643635686756458

fucking love eating crab so much

[humble shoal]

Amelia Earhart

[urban spire]

crabs is bugs

[opaque coyote]

Pump and dump basically

[arctic talon]

Nothing wrong with eating bugs

lol

[humble shoal]

Coconut crabs will eat meat

[urban spire]

shoot n scoot

[vagrant fox]

you could just eat any old bug

[humble shoal]

Then again deers will eat meat

[opaque coyote]

So yes Slaanesh proves that Carcanization is the path to perfection

[cerulean trellis]

sluty

[urban spire]

yeah i'm not posting the pictures of coconut crabs fucking up chickens and seagulls

[opaque coyote]

Why do you think the Daemonettes have those

BIG MEATY CLAWS

[opaque coyote]

Amelia Earhart moment

[urban spire]

big meaty claws for big meaty thews

[vagrant fox]

all animals are opportunistic carnivores it's true

[urban spire]

fuck that worked better in my head

[humble shoal]

Cuts to deer eating birds on camera

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, Coconut crabs are fucking terrifying on how they swarm any sort of meat

[urban spire]

slant rhyme, it's a slant rhyme

they're hungy

[opaque coyote]

Since they go to any meat source like it's Left 4 Dead 2 and that random bird alerted the horde

[urban spire]

i still think they're cute

[opaque coyote]

[nocturne crest]

Wait, what are the chances we get Daemonette cultists, that just replace their hands with crab claws.

[opaque coyote]

I mean they do.

But if you mean surgically, nah I think they're born with crab claws

[urban spire]

dog we've had those for so long

crab claws is such a common slaaneshi mutation

[opaque coyote]

Since they're daemons

It's not like they had a childhood

Or anything

They just pop into existence

[nocturne crest]

I'm talking like that Khrone Kill-team from last year.

Humies who survive daemons and then want to become a daemon.

[urban spire]

that's true, some daemons had childhoods

like magnus

[daring creek]

Idea for sm limb replacement. 4 fingered rotating claw :3

[opaque coyote]

The Juan Diaz sculpts/old daemonettes had the claws actually look more like praying mantis claws though which is interesting

Similar to a scythe

[urban spire]

i love those old sculpts

[opaque coyote]

But also holy shit it must be difficult to hold anything

They have to ask somebody else for help to inject drugs into them

[urban spire]

that's part of the fun i reckon

[daring creek]

Did you write the book

[opaque coyote]

Dilara is actually the only black library writer

All of the different authors are pseudonyms

[daring creek]

Id need to kill her

[opaque coyote]

Dilara wants you to read her books

All of them

[vagrant fox]

Sure I'll believe Dilara is CS Goto

[opaque coyote]

Multilas porn

[urban spire]

sounds right

[vagrant fox]

Same kind of ravenous all encompassing hatred of the Eldar

[urban spire]

loves multilasers, hates eldar, that's dilara for sure

[opaque coyote]

I still find it funny that Eldar is apparently Goto's favorite

Because if this is how he treats his favorites. Imagine him writing for a faction he likes less

[daring creek]

I think we would've got 12 more aeldari books if dilara wrote all the 40k books

I am pretty sure she is an aeldari shill..

[vagrant fox]

false

[opaque coyote]

Either that or it's the fanfic writer syndrome

Aka

"This character is my favorite blurbo. Now then, time to write a hurt no comfort fic about him!"

And that's CS Goto but with an entire faction

[daring creek]

Gore of my comfort character!!!!!!

:D

[vagrant fox]

Yes your blorbos should go through hell but respectfully

don't be a pervert about it

[opaque coyote]

Since he does seem to actually like writing for Eldar

[urban spire]

you should be a pervert about your blorbos

[opaque coyote]

It's just that his writing is mixed

[urban spire]

sick to death of puritan shit

[vagrant fox]

there's the whole internet to be a pervert on

[urban spire]

get unfathomably horny

[vagrant fox]

can't click one hyperlink without seeing a pervert

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-i-dont-think-i-will-2

[opaque coyote]

The Internet is just the world's biggest porn archive

Any other purpose is secondary

[vagrant fox]

sick to bastard death of this mostly

[opaque coyote]

It's either this or it's some fucking Eldritch abomination

[daring creek]

is it just me or is darktide always on sale

[opaque coyote]

[vagrant fox]

the abominations can stay

[opaque coyote]

Also women do it a lot for men anyways

[daring creek]

Hear me out

[rocky gale]

Gotta get them in the door for the real money maker, the cosmetic shop

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely I hate how Dorktide handles cosmetics

[daring creek]

what did she mean by this

[opaque coyote]

Especially since it's a PAID GAME

I HATE MTX SLOP IN A PAID GAME

[vagrant fox]

Apparently

[opaque coyote]

It's still annoying in a free game but I can accept it

[storm jungle]

its either this or literally everything in the game is monetized

lap it up

[daring creek]

Probably to account for how many fucking bugs this game has

I lost a havoc 35 last night cuz we all fucking crashed

damn right this game should be on sale 24/7

[vagrant fox]

Your fault for playing havoc

[daring creek]

KILLING YOU.

[vagrant fox]

I play normal human not-havoc games and I've encountered no bugs

[opaque coyote]

Woe 10 billion trappers upon thee

[urban spire]

what the fuck is darktide

[daring creek]

trappers are a minor annoyance compared to how bad it gets

[opaque coyote]

They're fine by themselves

But when things get chaotic and you get caught off guard in the chaos

Then well

...

Yeah

[daring creek]

this is why I have spidey sense

[vagrant fox]

just don't get trapped and it's a nonissue

[daring creek]

idgaf if its cheating this game is broken

[opaque coyote]

This also goes for sharp shooters as well

[urban spire]

what the fuck is that

[daring creek]

oh no

[vagrant fox]

Why does he have a jerma chin

[languid meadow]

the joker after he killed robin

[daring creek]

i think thats the joker chugging by his knife dagger chin

[languid meadow]

like right after

[urban spire]

why is he doing that

[opaque coyote]

I fucking find it funny that every remake in Death of the Family excludes this part because it's legitimately just fucking insane

[languid meadow]

he became the ambassador for Iran to get immunity from murdering Jason

[opaque coyote]

Also it makes Jason's point in the movie even more awkward because Batman actually tried to kill Joker

[urban spire]

aight

[opaque coyote]

Superman had to hold him off

Because he was pissed for obvious reasons

[languid meadow]

I'm tired of evil batman being like corrupted via a some bullshit

[opaque coyote]

And by the time Joker's "immunity" was gone. He fell to his "death" like 10 seconds later

[languid meadow]

Let me see one where he snaps after Jasons death

[opaque coyote]

So he didn't even get the chance to avenge Jason

But it also makes the remake movie, which despite being somewhat flawed is still good, fucking funny

[vagrant fox]

is it the batman version of elf slave, wut do?

[opaque coyote]

Because in the argument where Jason is like "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU KILL THE JOKER"

[spring cairn]

elf what

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/TenshiTTV/status/2029647772710801893

Tenshi ➡️ twitch.tv/tenshi (@TenshiTTV)

BOTH POVS AT THE SAME TIME IS SO MUCH BETTER HAHAHA

Quoting Tenshi ➡️ twitch.tv/tenshi (@TenshiTTV)
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whos idea was it to have me and @KeshaEuw on the same team

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[opaque coyote]

I'm just imagining Batman having to explain that Joker had diplomatic immunity due to being the ambassador of Iran

[vagrant fox]

dw

[opaque coyote]

[languid meadow]

the only good evil batman is owlman

[rocky gale]

Every single League lobby after they add voice chat

[storm jungle]

I legit cannot believe Death in the Family before its most infamous moment in comics history has Joker in Iran btw 😭

[languid meadow]

it's so fucking funny

[urban spire]

fucking pre-historic 4chan meme

[vagrant fox]

is that the mind if i put my cat on the mic guy

[storm jungle]

its funny because people NEVER know this

i was fucking dying when i actually read it

i was like "WAIT THIS IS IN IRAN? NOT GOTHAM? WHAT"

[languid meadow]

this is from a game where they modded prox chat in 💀 and Kesha is just screaming the entire game

[opaque coyote]

"WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL THE JOKER BRUCE."

"Jason he was the diplomat of Iran I literally couldn't."

"Sorry what-"

[storm jungle]

✋

[rocky gale]

Yep, but Riot have said they're working on adding lobby voice chat

So this is imply the future

[languid meadow]

yeah it's gonna be horrific

[rocky gale]

Every solo queue botlane is just going to be this

[vagrant fox]

brother I have 0 memory of listening to this but apparently I have

[urban spire]

listen if you have to play a moba at least switch to deadlock

[storm jungle]

WOLFENSTEIN VERSION?

BRUH

Kirkenstein™

[opaque coyote]

But yeah DC never acknowledges it and every retelling/remake basically ignored that part

Which is hilarious

[storm jungle]

even the famous animated one just has Jason in some fucking warehouse inthe outskirts of gotham and not Iran lmaoooo

[vagrant fox]

hm, mild +2

[rocky gale]

No, atleast in League I can do anything

[urban spire]

i have so far managed to not hear we are charlie kirk, though some leftist podcaster is probably gonna belt it into my ear ironically soonish

[arctic talon]

Tbf would be weird as fuck to adapt all the Iran stuff

lol

[vagrant fox]

I hate how this version actually slaps, it's a bop

[opaque coyote]

Imagine the scene where BJ is about to be executed and someone just says

"Do you regret killing all those people?"

"Counting or not counting Nazis?"

BJ gets his head sliced off

[vagrant fox]

Now's the time to do it, politically relevant

[urban spire]

thinking about how kirk went out still makes me feel warm and fuzzy

[opaque coyote]

Also the stuff in it is low-key fucking racist

[arctic talon]

@storm jungle do you have the we are Jeffrey one as a YouTube video

I need to subject people on a discord call to it

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Solarbacca1/status/2029635086522405232?s=20 @rocky gale

Solarbacca (@Solarbacca1)

my experience with proximity chat in league

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[arctic talon]

For the sin of bringing up the island

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/tySt9NcchN4?si=kCse4auL25pTG01p

[spring cairn]

i forgot sigsen was fgossilized

[urban spire]

same age as me i think 💀

[opaque coyote]

"A Jew in the storm"

💀

[vagrant fox]

if you weren't born in 1993 you're a mutant freak

[opaque coyote]

any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

[urban spire]

i'm two years older 💀

[vagrant fox]

mutant 🫵

[opaque coyote]

How old are y'all

[arctic talon]

Almost Gen Z uncs

[opaque coyote]

You don't need to actually say it btw

[urban spire]

very, VERY basic math

[arctic talon]

lol

So funny to me Gen z starts in 1997

[urban spire]

if siegsen was born in 93 and cinless was born two years earlier, then logically cinless must be...

?

[rocky gale]

I'm 1997, literally the first GenZ

[vagrant fox]

idk that math

[vagrant fox]

This copypasta always makes me think of uggs and ipad

I wonder what the connection is

[opaque coyote]

34-35

[rocky gale]

You're old, no one uses uggs and ipads now

[urban spire]

wish i was born late enough to eat hot chip and lie

[arctic talon]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

Depending on your birthday

Damn you old

[urban spire]

correct, and if you'd just said 35 i would have taken an angle grinder to your taint

[opaque coyote]

I am 21

You are an u n c .

[vagrant fox]

many things are explained

[urban spire]

gonna angle grind that taint anyway i reckon

[opaque coyote]

I also got exposed to the internet when I was 6

So

[vagrant fox]

yea

[opaque coyote]

UNSUPERVISED INTERNET ACCESS!!!

[vagrant fox]

90s internet was superior and much faster

trust me

[opaque coyote]

Old YouTube was still cool though

I am just old enough to remember how the internet sorta was

[urban spire]

eh

[opaque coyote]

And watched as it basically became shittier

Lovely

It's like being born in the tail end of the wild West

And seeing it move on

Seriously though I hate how governments are trying to hard to violate privacy

[hallow saddle]

it was good until the normies got on facebook

[opaque coyote]

Like bitch just let me watch my funny YouTube videos

[hallow saddle]

that was the end basically

[vagrant fox]

I still have a somethingawful account somewhere

I should see what the boomers are up to

[opaque coyote]

I also miss Forums

Genuinely

I miss em

[urban spire]

private companies want all your data, government wants to ban porn and then classify everything even remotely queer as pornographic

[opaque coyote]

Ignore the fact that they often watch gay and/or trans porn

At least be honest with yourself

It's not hard

Oh no you find dicks attractive

So fucking what

[urban spire]

fucks sake my reference to a specific website got my message blocked

lemme revise

[vagrant fox]

The main guy pushing for removing privacy here had his friend caught in a cp scandal, claimed he was abused as a child and "was looking for himself"

Very ??

[sacred ginkgo]

Just screenshot the message and post it

[opaque coyote]

Just say The Hub™

[urban spire]

ornhubpay is scum of the earth but those stats they release are very funny

[hallow saddle]

me toooo, forums were peak

[opaque coyote]

💀

What

I don't even know what to say that's just fucking insane

[urban spire]

guh

[vagrant fox]

Peter Hummelgaard should probably die and his cronies too is all I think

[opaque coyote]

But also I find it funny

[vagrant fox]

in minecraft

[opaque coyote]

Because I still remember the basic advice

Don't give out your name

Age

Gender

[urban spire]

yeah

[opaque coyote]

And now everyone is doing it

Because it turns out that companies can make a lot of money using it

[urban spire]

now it's mandated

[vagrant fox]

It's wild seeing some people list all their private data willingly

here's my full name and exact address and everything that makes me feel bad

[opaque coyote]

I find that sad

The Internet was an escape and now it's vital to life

[vagrant fox]

I kinda miss the total anonymity of 4chan but not the website itself

[opaque coyote]

But at least this is timeless: https://youtu.be/iwDvI9Wp8j0?si=OSkAEg7fpZ_S0ReY

[rocky gale]

Like the UK introducing ID laws on any website considered "Adult" and then turns out help and support websites are considered "Adult"

[urban spire]

literally ruined by epstein, fucking insane thing to find out

[vagrant fox]

Explains why /tg/ went to shit

[opaque coyote]

Epstein making /pol/ is fucking wild

[rocky gale]

Congrats kids can now no longer access support websites, we've made them safe.

[vagrant fox]

Very chill place and borderline untrollable, sure they posted porn a lot but whatever

[opaque coyote]

Admittedly I did go on it and it was funny seeing all the people basically become borderline suicidal at the reveal

[urban spire]

yeah /tg/ was nice, met one of my girlfriends through there

[arctic talon]

The UK slowly becoming a literal surveillance state is so funny I’m ngl

[vagrant fox]

It's very British

[arctic talon]

It’s awful

But it’s funny from an external perspective

[urban spire]

that happened before my time tbf

[arctic talon]

Not like shit is better in the US though lol

[opaque coyote]

Dystopian books being mainly set in the UK and USA