40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

lol

[hollow lantern]

Centurions, clearly

[arctic talon]

Nah for primaris

Specifically

Should have specified my bad

[daring creek]

but then, Black templars interest me as well

[hollow lantern]

Centurions²

[arctic talon]

Bligh likes centurions so much he made them again

[daring creek]

I want to know what makes them special other than hating xenos extra

[hollow lantern]

They're knights

[arctic talon]

I do think it’s hilarious Bligh thinks the only faction he got correct the first time around was craftworld eldar

[hollow lantern]

With squires

[daring creek]

Is

that

it.

[arctic talon]

There’s a lot of them

They’re angry

[vagrant fox]

Space marines but horde

[arctic talon]

They have weird squads

[daring creek]

I'm gonna kill everyone

[vagrant fox]

Religious sm used to be rare iirc

[hollow lantern]

Black Templars are like

Not actually that interesting lore wise imo

The meme community just loves them

They're footslog marines who like swords

[daring creek]

[hollow lantern]

They have A Lot of Marines

How many?

[daring creek]

I saw in one video like, theyre racists who kill aliens

and im like

[hollow lantern]

Number varies every edition lol

[daring creek]

isnt that fucking all of them

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[hollow lantern]

Basically, yeah

[daring creek]

Ain't there a rule about only being allowed to have a thousand per chapter or is that a codex complaint thing only

[jade holly]

BT in lore reject the codex

And say “screw that, we’re doing this our way”

[arctic talon]

They reject most of it

[daring creek]

alright so its a codex complaint thing

[arctic talon]

Except for the parts they liked

[hollow lantern]

There's more than 1k per chapter if you count support staff and dreads

[arctic talon]

Lol

[daring creek]

gotcha

[vagrant fox]

BTs are fanatics of a religious kind, zealot types. They dgaf about the codex so they have a lot a lot of marines but spread out across many fleets

[arctic talon]

Which mostly are squad formation

[hollow lantern]

Tbh one of the more unique things about them is the religion bit

[daring creek]

Oh so theyre just more staunchly religious

[hollow lantern]

Most marine chapters aren't super faithful

[storm jungle]

Alright guys i did my entire night's undertaking of making a knight/titan height chart

[hollow lantern]

Carchs are too

[arctic talon]

They’re extremely religous

[storm jungle]

fahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[arctic talon]

Thank you

[storm jungle]

this shit better be correct

[hollow lantern]

Now put Tyberos on the very right

[arctic talon]

Looks correct to me

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-fah-skeleton-vonoffe-meme-gif-17918076419074819351

[arctic talon]

The poly is a little tall

The fat fuck knight

[storm jungle]

poly?

LMAO

[arctic talon]

The rotund one

[storm jungle]

dude the acastus are fucking MASSIVE

[arctic talon]

They are LOL

[storm jungle]

yeah I had to check

[vagrant fox]

Did you account for the Dies Irae suddenly changing height

[storm jungle]

JESUS christ

its literally warhound sized

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

What do the racer patterns mean? I see that a lot

Especially on admech shit and orks

[arctic talon]

Checkers indicate goffs for orks generally

[storm jungle]

its a callback to archaic heraldry

[arctic talon]

For admech it’s just cool

And heraldry

[storm jungle]

a lot of ye olde european folk used checker patterns

it stuck with 40k because it looks cool

[vagrant fox]

It occurs to me that I don't like the building on the imperator

[storm jungle]

same but lol

[arctic talon]

Also someone tried to bring up dies irae as a imperator titan that didn’t die in its first appearance

[hollow lantern]

My favorite titans are reavers tbh

[cinder pivot]

Grimdank moment

[arctic talon]

I made them read vraks

[daring creek]

in your guys opinion, what are some actual marine books worth reading

[arctic talon]

Dies Irae dying on some random shithole is funny

[storm jungle]

also man i forgot how tall even Armigers are compared to humans

[arctic talon]

All that history

[hollow lantern]

Deathwatch Omnibus

[arctic talon]

I always think of the kingmaker scene about how a “small hill” got up

[storm jungle]

Lukas the Trickster

[arctic talon]

Lol

[daring creek]

Didn't one die walking a little too far forward

[daring creek]

knew I heard of him

[storm jungle]

Yeah i had to check because you get the perception that Armigers are small so they really shouldnt be that big

then I see this and FAHHHH

[arctic talon]

Dante, Lukas the trickster, Deathwatch omnibus, spears of the emperor

[arctic talon]

Armigers being so big is funny tbh

[storm jungle]

I think my favorite thing is peopel also wanting to insist titans like the warlord and imperator should be the size of mountains

then not realising how the Imperator is like the ENTIRE LOWER HALF of the empire states building

[arctic talon]

People do not realize how fucking big

[storm jungle]

people really do not understand sizes

[arctic talon]

Titans are

[storm jungle]

YEP

[arctic talon]

Size is horrifying

lol

[storm jungle]

Like theres folks being mad Reavers are as tall as the Statue of Liberty

and im like

have you fucking stood below that statue

and looked up

lmao

[arctic talon]

No but I can imagine it

💀

[storm jungle]

Exactly lmao

idk the term for this but like

[arctic talon]

I think if it moved I’d scream lol

[storm jungle]

folks really do not realise sizes of "regular things" until thye are right next to one

a normal knight is like about the size of a telephone poll

and even thats big af

[vagrant fox]

Dante -> devestation of baal, Brothers of The Snake,

Helsreach also was nice

Stupid chudamanders

I remembered titans being a bit shorter, wonder where that came from

[daring creek]

ok good

[storm jungle]

fandom perception

the fans have like a REALLY weird obsession with making titans huge

its wha ti was saying to elite

[daring creek]

is that many marine books just

slop

[storm jungle]

these mfers dont realise how tall regular structures are in general

[daring creek]

arent there hundreds

[storm jungle]

Correct

[hollow lantern]

Imperial fans thing tbh

[vagrant fox]

Abouts

[storm jungle]

a lot of them are just generic

[vagrant fox]

A lot of them are mid

[daring creek]

what a waste of paper

gross.

[storm jungle]

Yeah like the moment a titan is the size of a mountain you kinda lose me. The biggest I accept is the Imperator which should be as tall as the lower half of the Empire States building

[arctic talon]

Who has more slop, guard or marines

[cinder pivot]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu6ULTLXMAAwmm6.jpg

look at those shoulder turrets

[vagrant fox]

It's more in my head imperators were like statue of liberty height which while big, makes the rest a bit short

[storm jungle]

nah they are like WAY bigger

Imperators got entire buildings on them

so the lower half of Empire States is like closer

[vagrant fox]

Crazy
Anyway more ordinatus the cool wmd please

[storm jungle]

time to replace that old pin from 2022.....

[vagrant fox]

It has to be marines right

[celest cedar]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

Deffo marines

They got way more exposure

when you look at guard books they are like...

barely about a hundred i think?

and thats over 30 years

[hollow lantern]

Ultramarines have more slop than the entirety of guard I think

[storm jungle]

Correct

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/List_of_Novels

[hollow lantern]

I wish I liked UM ngl

[storm jungle]

They are fine to enjoy

but they are also THE vanilla marines

[hollow lantern]

Well

It'd be nice to be catered to

Yk?

[vagrant fox]

I don't know, there's a lot of Lyons novels out there

UM are fine, I mildly like them

[storm jungle]

I checked the lexi page now

[hollow lantern]

I don't hate them fwiw

[storm jungle]

he is mentioned 9 times

[hollow lantern]

I simply don't like them much either

[storm jungle]

GARBAGE

Aso trying to do a rough count of total novels and uhhh

roughly around 924 novels?

[vagrant fox]

Sounds right

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed

[vagrant fox]

30 years of churning these out

[storm jungle]

• with the recent push since 2018 of more novels steadily going to 1000

[daring creek]

I know what I'm not reading now

[storm jungle]

Your fate is approaching....

[daring creek]

ITS OVER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[storm jungle]

but yeah i think if you wanna read marine books do the recommendations we did above

most of them are very fun

[daring creek]

yeah i know i looked up each of them

im gonna read crimes, eventually.

[hollow lantern]

Love DW Omnibus

[daring creek]

Need to finish 2 books on my plate first. first eisenhorn book then probably divine

[storm jungle]

Crimes is a REALLY comfy "breaktime" series. Id suggest reading all its novels or at least anthology books (the latter more because theres so many varyign stories)

its great to read novels that have NOTHING to do with major factions, wider 40k and is just some noir shit on an industrial planet

[vagrant fox]

`So there are 672 novel length Warhammer stories, but 1380 published physical novels.

Stories: (Total, followed by # of Chronicles;40K;Heresy;AoS)
Comic: 448 (186;261;1;0)
Novel: 672 (159;369;74;69)
Novella: 145 (8;81;24;32)
Short story: 2148 (280;1219;209;440)`

A year ago, wack

Crime is top tier

[daring creek]

Yeah I'm more interested in actual human life in the imperium

[storm jungle]

Yeah Varangantua is great for that in that case

like to give oyu an idea

the most "high authority" faction character that shows up in all Crime stories is a fucking Arbiter.

and his arrival in a novel is treated like a space marine intro, its great lmao

[daring creek]

Niceeeee

I'll make varangantua my first

[storm jungle]

Yeah and use the lexicanum page as your guide

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warhammer_Crime

[vagrant fox]

Read Flesh and Steel it's very nice and cozy

[daring creek]

always do

[storm jungle]

Has all the 4 books + 4 anthology books

[vagrant fox]

Dude has a cat

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah like you can literally pick anywhere to start

[daring creek]

is that good on admech lore

[storm jungle]

VERY good

[daring creek]

NICE

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[storm jungle]

especially regarding their presence on a "basic ass" planet

Flesh and Steel is like one of the most universally praised Crime books

[vagrant fox]

Our time of no crime will end soon mark my words

[winter pine]

just need to exterminate one last stretch of hab blocks and we're free of lex breakers bro I promise

[vagrant fox]

Sure but I want them crimes

[surreal nest]

@crystal forum I beat re7 and not a hero

Honestly

10 game for me

Boat segment was my favorite by far

I havent had that much fun in a game or beat a single player game in a couple years

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/ReignOfPride/status/2028933943907569723

PridefulSin ❕ (@ReignOfPride)

Geoff Keighley:

Quoting Wario64 (@Wario64)
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[lament shoal]

Okay ngl the bottom 3 and the ice cream sound fire

[daring creek]

guys

whats ur favorite bird

I like owls a lot

[sacred ginkgo]

I like crows

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if the imperium higher or nobles have bets like this: ||https://fxbsky.app/profile/davidsirota.com/post/3mg6yoamahm2k||

David Sirota (@davidsirota.com)

Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
︀︀
︀︀What stage of the apocalypse is this?
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[daring creek]

ik i sound like a broken record but uh, in comparison to loyalist marines, do chaos marines have more good books?

[arctic talon]

When do we get the body count lottery irl

I feel like this would be an easy money maker

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/hedgebrush/status/2028940744480698384

Hedgebrush (@hedgebrush)

I cherish Warhammer with all my heart, I don't care how many Warhammer fans, game designers and shareholders I need to kill for it to be good and affordable.

Quoting Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 (@SimplyShae13)
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FxTwitter · Mar 3, 2026, 9:09 PM

I want polymarket banned and the people who run it torn limb from limb #tbh

[surreal nest]

I think

All users should be torn asunder

[winter pine]

Kind of shocked polymarket doesn't offer it with how completely immoral the operation is

[arctic talon]

There’s a market for me to fill then/j

[daring creek]

What the hell exactly is polymarket

Is it like

Some betting site?

[arctic talon]

Gambling

Bet on almost anything

There’s a bunch of shit like it

It’s gross

[daring creek]

Ah.

[opaque coyote]

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/leaked-interior-department-database-reveals-us-plans-revise-historical-2026-03-03/

"When Andrew Jackson made all of the native Americans move. They were so happy, they were crying! And that's why it's called the trail of tears."

[surreal nest]

I was craving a pizza so I ordered like a personal pizza, was not a personal pizza. Ate it all in my car at work

Shoot me

[surreal nest]

This was me with the za

(Pizza) (just using slang)

[rose thorn]

This happened like 7 years ago already lol

Stupid kids don’t pay attention in class anyway so it doesn’t matter

[young pecan]

Thanksgiving was about giving Thanks to the kind Indians who welcomed us, if Thanks is code for smallpox and colonization and SA and murder

[rose thorn]

Context is that this is like, a 2nd or 3rd grader history book

[winter pine]

Since people mentioned Warhammer Crime earlier, would they be a good read to understand the atmosphere of a grimy no hope hive city for when I try to GM a 40k RPG?

Want to use that as a reason to read more

[arctic talon]

Yes

[fervent geode]

Defo

[winter pine]

I heard that Imperium Maledictum is fun so sending the team to do some bullshit their boss doesn't want to in a hive sounds like a fun first mission lmao

[celest cedar]

I fw eagles a lot

[heady rivet]

Gandalf explaining how they'll get home after taking the ring to Mordor

[heady rivet]

I get the feeling I'm forgetting something to do with this channel

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-aniki-gay-bar-gif-22934327

[cerulean trellis]

Like?

[winter pine]

approaching a decade since this man left us too soon

[daring creek]

yeah he was huge in japan apparently

[tough haven]

This guy in another server is 100% setting up some insane bait

I may have believed him until “new team fortress game”

Don’t give me hope like that

Bros holding me down and forcing me to inhale copium

[opaque coyote]

my guy why would they make a new tf

deadlock

exists

i am literally talking to a image rn

[spare osprey]

Concerning the Schola Progenium, can a child just be... sent there while having a very much alive parent?
Could, say, a sector ruler send one of her kids over there for that sweet, sweet edumacation?

[winter pine]

I'd assume there's a serious risk if they send off a nepobaby failson to a Schola that can't cut it

[spare osprey]

Ah, for the sake of homebrew stuff, it's less failson and more smarter/blank of two twins.
-# Dear daughter got that S-rank autism.

I only ask because all I see is 'orphan', 'orphans' and 'orphanese' all over the wikis.

[fervent geode]

Some nobles send their children to the Schola Progenium

I don't think Shira Calpurnia was an orphan

[winter pine]

A sector ruler helping one of their kids that's better at cold hard violence instead of plotting and scheming would definitely work

[fervent geode]

Defo, only they might never come back heh

[winter pine]

Jurgen might not be the best people person but he can aim that Melta like a pro and that's all that matters

[fervent geode]

Generally after Graduation you get sent to your posting in wherever

Could end up anywhere from the Damocles Gulf in the Eastern Fringe to the Calixis Sector

But assuming the schola is in the domain of the Sector Lord/Planetary Governor they might be able to pull some strings

[winter pine]

Scholas I think are technically part of the "federal" class of organization like Arbites are but that just means you'd have to pay more as a bribe

[spare osprey]

Would you rather:
Fat Himbo Guardsman son?
Vanus Assassin Daughter?
My Lady shall haveth both.

[fervent geode]

Yeah true, but if its on my world maybe i could talk to the proctor general for a job oppurtunity and ask some of the abbots about things

Oh she's never seeing that daughter again

All assassins will be at the Temple

[winter pine]

I'm sure a loyal and devout sector lord would pleased that their daughter went on to be an assassin instead of a failson they have to give a fake company to manage lmao

[fervent geode]

Indeed lmao

One is a distinction to have

A failson can quickly become a liability

Look at Pontius Glaw

[spare osprey]

Yeh, I assumed so.
But.
I am enjoying writing a small noble family of She is Her.
And the son. He's havin' a fuckin' blast.

[fervent geode]

Noiceee

The son having too much fun might result in some interesting things...

[winter pine]

What was the quest in Rogue Trader with the scribe who fucked up some paperwork and tried to blame it on Abelard? I ended it with forcing him to confess and his whole family got snuffed out.

[fervent geode]

I forgor

[winter pine]

Might be my frame of reference here lmao

[fervent geode]

But that seems apt

[spare osprey]

Ah... I will be hush-hush about his body count since his enlistment.
The one that's a little less important to Imperial success.
His mom is so cool though.

[fervent geode]

Interesting

Maybe he should have the men do a little gladiatorial fighting for his amusement ofc

It could be so very amusing

[winter pine]

Most writing I've done is trying to imagine a funny reason various Chaos warbands would be angry with my Ork waaagh.

[fervent geode]

Hmmm

[winter pine]

Word Bearers might hate them for vandalizing a ritual site with something like "LORGHAR WAS A ZOGGIN LOSER!"

[fervent geode]

Maybe they desecrated a sacred fane

[fervent geode]

Yeah

Thats

That about does it

[winter pine]

Definitely have them smashing up a Slaaneshi cult's perfect art piece as a reason too lmao

[fervent geode]

Or stealing a bunch of skulls from a Khornate Warband

[winter pine]

Stealing the most valuable and revered skull to use as a hood ornament on the boss' trukk sounds perfect

[sterile sun]

relic shield snow plow

[winter pine]

If I knew how to kitbash properly I'd love improvised looted space marine armor on the boss and / or vehicles

Lord of Change telling the boss, Wazguts, things he shouldn't know because it's extra funny when he uses it on other Chaos worshippers

[celest cedar]

I could see him doing shit like this

[fervent geode]

Where's the one where he enslaves them, shoves a daemon in and unleashes them on their family while being caught saying "Read the WB trilogy before you speak to me"

[raven stone]

Committed to lore and role...

Anyways another office day

And 4 days a week looming on the horizon now...

[cerulean trellis]

Sounds unpleasant

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783433583816736820/1478697569403142215/RDT_20260304_0515583071226970236214247.jpg?ex=69a957ed&is=69a8066d&hm=82d82d476f30b811f251295a879ecf0237d4103f8b4e041f27ae2cd271ec651d&

[vagrant fox]

Messed up and evil

[fervent geode]

This is why Orks are scary

[spare osprey]

Another question.
If an Astartes chapter starts sticking Eldar soulstones to their armor like the elves themselves do, is that straight-up heresy or just the most scummy show of trophy-boasting?

[fervent geode]

If they hang it like one hangs skulls it might be fine

[vagrant fox]

In the Deathwatch ttrpg there's a shield covered with them iirc, trophy stuff

It really pisses off the Eldar

[celest dome]

It'll probably be taken as trophy, as long as they don't start wiring up the soulstones and all

[spare osprey]

Perfect.
Thanks, pals.

[vagrant fox]

The Remembrance Shield is a Combat Shield fashioned with a number of large, deeply coloured jewels, taken from the Eldar of Craftworld Ulthwé to commemorate a Deathwatch victory over them in the Slinnar Drift Star Cluster. The shield must offend the Ulthwé Eldar greatly, for there have been numerous attacks over the intervening years apparently designed to seize the shield and kill the one who bears it. Eldar of all types will do everything they can to take it - though so far, all have failed.

It's pretty funny

[spare osprey]

Oh my Jesus.
I will now spread this ultimate ragebait tactic to my homebrew chapter pre-decimation.

[misty vector]

Geez thats harsh

[forest orbit]

You can tell a space marine author wrote that lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah like uh

a normal eldar strike team can easily go, kill the wearers and recover them lol

people really have no idea how badly eldar will decimate things to get soulstones back, especially Craftworlders

[cerulean trellis]

when it comes to soulstones they do not hold back, they woudl send an army to retrieve a shield adorned with them

even if the dude is alone

[storm jungle]

Correct yep.

But like

Deathwatch RPG books are filled with wank moments like this to sell the user the power fantasy.

Which is fine but theres a reason people usually find DW fans very obnoxious lol

[cerulean trellis]

haven't met a diehard deathwatch fan tbh

[storm jungle]

How long have you been in the fandom

[misty vector]

Whats it like for an eldar soul when theyre in the stone but cant get back to the others

[storm jungle]

Its basically like being trapped in a small cupboard limbo

[cerulean trellis]

23 years

[storm jungle]

Jesus what fucking part of the fandom have you been at lmao

[misty vector]

What level of consciousness do they have

[storm jungle]

Like i said its just "limbo"

[cerulean trellis]

i live in a rural area in the middle of europe xD closest official GW store is 300km from me xD

[storm jungle]

they are kinda aware of stuff happening

[vagrant fox]

I mean yeah it's in the Deathwatch TTRPG where you get to be ultima badass

[storm jungle]

but its like lucid dreaming

[misty vector]

Hmm

[cerulean trellis]

the inofficial one closed down in 2010

[storm jungle]

you know that vibe

"is all this real, where am i, am i going to be safe?" etc

its pretty fucked lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah alright that explains it 💀

[vagrant fox]

it was also released in 2011 during that time

[storm jungle]

Id also compare it to like sleep paralysis but instead of not moving its like being trapped in a fishbowl

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

[misty vector]

Poor things

[storm jungle]

DW RPGs are like infamous for being wanky

i remmeber people being annoyed of DW fans as far back as like 2012 lol

[cerulean trellis]

i am thinkign of getting imperium maledictum

[storm jungle]

because the books like extremely wank their capabilities when DW fails about as much as they succeed in lore

[vagrant fox]

Maledictum is fun

[cerulean trellis]

anybody here experience with it? cuz i am not sure if its enough to grab only the foundry modules or if i need the pdf too

[storm jungle]

Maledictum is peak

[cerulean trellis]

good to know it's peak i shall prey to the omnissiah then ^^

[storm jungle]

Remember, before you ever say "need to find PDFs" ALWAYS google first lol

if theres no results then yeah

[vagrant fox]

If nothing else I know of a place but you gotta get out the enigma decoder it's weird

[cerulean trellis]

I havent checked as my group uses foundry and i was not sure if we need the pdfs then xD

[vagrant fox]

They're good to have on hand still

[limpid granite]

the entire dark heresy book being available on an archive website

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

[limpid granite]

cant copy past pages tho

youll need to link the site

[cerulean trellis]

Enigma decoder should be easy to get in these days

[urban spire]

the ffg dw rpg i remember being by far the least interesting

[storm jungle]

It basically is yeah, a lot of people here have talked about it in the past

its just boring

[rocky gale]

We speaking in code now, if so I quite enjoy the ffg eote rpg

[urban spire]

yeah there's a surprising amount of decent sw rpgs

[rocky gale]

FFgs is my favourite

Love the way the dice work

[vagrant fox]

correct decision

[urban spire]

it's grounded in a satisfying way

[rocky gale]

The fact you can succeed on a roll and still get a critical fail is hilarious

[vagrant fox]

DW can be interesting but it takes a bit more effort to get players into RPing and not just combat rolling nonstop

[rocky gale]

And leads to some great story moments

[urban spire]

yeah but then you have to either rp a space marine or use the awful xp scaling for the other games

[rocky gale]

Like my players once were looking for a quick job to get some money in their downtime while they were waiting on ship repairs, so rolled for work and got like 5 successes but 1 critical fail. So I decided it was going to be a very high paying job but an incredibly embarrassing one

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I've been using a 2.0 conversion instead of base mechanics

Way more busted but it's fun at least

[urban spire]

also its one of the only ffg 40k rpgs where i cant play a tech priest

dont fucking tell me about tech marines that shit is blasphemy

[rocky gale]

A Nemodian hired them to carry a whole bunch of these barrels full of rotten fish guts up some stairs into a warehouse on the second floor, the players thinking the rough part was the smell and having to carry the heavy barrels up the stairs. So I was making them so checks to carry them and to avoid throwing up.

The real trick was that the ground of the warehouse on the second floor had been coated in lube, so the second they got up there they had to do checks to stay upright and proceeded to slip and slide their way across the floor

[cerulean trellis]

What does ffg mean?

[rocky gale]

Fish guts and their own vomit spraying everywhere

[vagrant fox]

Fantasy Flight Games

[cerulean trellis]

Ahhhhh

[vagrant fox]

Doesn't make sense to me but I'll believe it

[cerulean trellis]

Maledictum is c7 then?

[vagrant fox]

Yeah Cubicle 7

[rocky gale]

The Nemodian then revealed that it was all part of a prank show that had all been filmed to broadcast on the extranet and they would be payed handsomely if they signed the release waver allowing it to be broadcast

[urban spire]

their loyalty is split they cannot be trusted

[vagrant fox]

Mildly evil

[urban spire]

space marines already know too much about their sacred armaments as is

[cerulean trellis]

Dayum xD

[rocky gale]

If I remember rightly it was only two of the party who agreed to even carrying the fish barrels the others all left, so the two of them kept it secret and never told anyone what happened. Just split the money they got from signing the waver with the group and acted like the others were fools for skipping on an easy job.

[cerulean trellis]

How nice of them to split the money

[urban spire]

hey what's with the red scorpions chapter

[vagrant fox]

What about them? Obsessed with genetic purity racists

[urban spire]

surprised I've never heard of it

[fervent geode]

Insane God-Emperor, Humanity and Codex purists too, they hate ogryns

[urban spire]

they seem like they'd be the type of pfp thatd come in here and get banned a lot

[fervent geode]

They are deep esoteric lore knowledge /j

Also they have a dreadnaught CM

[urban spire]

cm?

[fervent geode]

Chapter Master

[urban spire]

ah

[fervent geode]

The only dreadnaught one afaik

[vagrant fox]

They're a fun bunch, all things considered

[urban spire]

no

[vagrant fox]

yea

[urban spire]

no!

[vagrant fox]

Another Badab Baddies w

[urban spire]

what

what does that mean

[vagrant fox]

They were in Badab

all the coolest chapters were

[urban spire]

badab?

[vagrant fox]

badab

[urban spire]

k

[vagrant fox]

What with what caused the Red Corsairs to become a thing

Astral Claws didn't want to pay taxes, so Huron decided to just take shit and there was a civil war

I suspect anyone who titles themselves Tyrant of Badab might be the good guy but who am I to say

[cerulean trellis]

it seems my magic box is broken as it does not respond to investigative prompts by the servo skull

[urban spire]

40k is a prank setting

[storm jungle]

This fandom is cooked when they dont know what the Badab War is anymore

never let these people cook

[vagrant fox]

oh

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

never let people flanderize the lore

[urban spire]

it sounds like space marine shit why should i care

[vagrant fox]

it's fun

[urban spire]

no way

[vagrant fox]

Imperial Armour makes even space marines fun

[storm jungle]

Its written well, you annoying fuck

gonna rip off your legs

[urban spire]

thats illegal

[solid horizon]

crucify their balls, if they have any

if they dont

crucify their tits

such is the way

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

🤔

[vagrant fox]

Reasonable in this case

[cerulean trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/this-is-the-way-1hAxQTH0HEWS3L0oRF

[solid horizon]

get your mangodorian junk out of here

[vagrant fox]

mangoes? tahiti?

[storm jungle]

one last big score???

[urban spire]

"no you don't get it the imperium is the good guys because every alternative is worse" https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Diasporex

[vagrant fox]

correct

worse at being bad

[urban spire]

all the aliens are evil trust /j

[solid horizon]

if imperium so good

how come no spectator ever encourages them on tabletop

[vagrant fox]

not the eldar

[urban spire]

alright let me just clarify real quick

[vagrant fox]

what the hell is wrong with you micah

[urban spire]

there

[vagrant fox]

What a thing to read

[urban spire]

i put the /j in

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[shadow plover]

Micah is wrong with Micah

[storm jungle]

Of course its Micah

[urban spire]

what?

[fervent geode]

He scum fucker

[storm jungle]

fucking scumbag

[urban spire]

i didn't hear that line

[vagrant fox]

Stagecoach robbery

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

I'd completely forgotten despite knowing how much of a pos he is

[urban spire]

uh

i think micah might be a bad guy

[storm jungle]

The guy literally says "I dont wanna sleep in a cabin with d*rkies" so this is like bottom of the barrel

[urban spire]

i think maybe it means something that dutch puts up with him

[shadow plover]

he's got a plan you see

[storm jungle]

I legit wonder myself

[fervent geode]

How dare you suggest dutch bad

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[fervent geode]

Hr has a plan

We ginna tahiyi

[vagrant fox]

Dutch is an angel come to this world ok

have some got dam faith

[urban spire]

wonder what's up with dutch anyway

[shadow plover]

I'm losing faith that I will manage until tomorrow when I get to play Marathon again

[urban spire]

seems like he was decent until that shit in blackwater or whatever that place was called

[storm jungle]

Nah he was always like this

thats what makes him a fascinating character

Uncle says it best, he wants to be an American King

[fervent geode]

Was that tahiti

[vagrant fox]

He's a huge narcissist

[shadow plover]

I should also get the RDR1 remaster and play it because I can't recall shit

[storm jungle]

with us as his knights with a paper crown on his head

[urban spire]

i mean he at least had his shit together enough to make plans that work

[storm jungle]

^

Not quite

if you rewatch you can really see he only manages thanks to Hosea

hes ALWAYS had shit ideas

[urban spire]

yeah but that's post fuckup

[fervent geode]

He just goes more mask off as shit gets worse

He's completely gone in rdr

[urban spire]

wonder if he had syphilis or something

[vagrant fox]

The music makes this much better than it should be

[fervent geode]

He was mask on in the beginniny

[storm jungle]

Lmao thanks

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

Dutch's entire upbringing kinda showcases a lot of it

[vagrant fox]

There's a point already in Horseshoe Overlook where he just yells out something like "you'll betray me one day"

Weird moment

[storm jungle]

^

Hes very much not "sane"-sane

he sees enemies in friends

and friends in enemies

its very fucked

[hallow saddle]

ohhhh orthurrr

[urban spire]

everyone has so much faith in the guy

[vagrant fox]

orthurrr, moneh

[urban spire]

and him and hosea definitely explored each others bodies some time in the past

[vagrant fox]

sure why not

[storm jungle]

Yeah I bet you like to see that

[vagrant fox]

Dutch is a creep too how he always goes for young women

[storm jungle]

^

his interaction with the camp women is eurgh

worst with O'Shea

fucking creep lmao

[urban spire]

power reveals i guess

[vagrant fox]

Dropped Grimshaw the instant she got too old for him, the fool

[storm jungle]

^

grimshaw even as a milf is a baddie fr

[urban spire]

she looks so fucking good

[storm jungle]

the scars add to it

[vagrant fox]

Black Belle vs Grimshaw milfoff who wins

[storm jungle]

LMAO

ngl i cant argue

ill go for both

[urban spire]

older woman in a severe dress: yeah okay

older woman in a severe dress with a gun to my head: ALRIGHT

[vagrant fox]

Black Belle does a wink as she rides away

https://media.tenor.com/ofonDe1Ba50AAAAj/fuckboy-emoji-lip-biting-emoji.gif

[storm jungle]

Belle is like a proper bruiser/fighter

Grimshaw is not violent unless you get that rise out of her then uh 💀

[vagrant fox]

She's mostly nice at least

Little strict and old fashioned about how women should be but you can't wint them all

[spare osprey]

Ms. Grimshaw may get... mmmeh amounts of screen time...
But she's the only one in that camp one could always rely on aside from Arthur.
She is the GOAT.

[spare osprey]

That... is a very, very useful factoid.
Thanm you.

[storm jungle]

Yeah most camp interactions are like side-stuff but the performances are still very very good

theres like so many interactions people have never seen still lol

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I'm taking extra long to just explore and near enough 100% the game and I've seen a bunch of camp interactions I've never seen before

[spare osprey]

RDR2 may have a few... nnnyeh moments of gameplay even beyond having the Rockstar formula.
But I love that dang ol' game so much.

[storm jungle]

Its GOTY for a reason tbh

I always put it off before i finally played it last year and had the biggest moment of "Oh my god... i get it now"

[celest cedar]

Say Drake. I hear you like em young

[vagrant fox]

I clipped this whole interaction I'd never seen before it's so slimy I love it

[spare osprey]

Lenny shitting on Dutch's glazing over some pretty-talking author will always stick with me.

[vagrant fox]

One of the top Lenny moments, he's a good character

[spare osprey]

Deviation.
I require a guardsmen expert.
What kind of Imperial vehicle dominates urban settings?
-# Minus... Baneblade. 'Cause I hear you DO NOT send tanks into a city.
The... Bastion Walkers maybe?
Airships?

-# My knowledge goes only as far as Dawn of War's Unification mod, I apologize.

[storm jungle]

Urban warfare is hell for any vehicle is the issue

[vagrant fox]

~~Stormsword ~~

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[vagrant fox]

I'd assume sentinels, chimeras, maybe thunderer

[storm jungle]

yeah that

[spare osprey]

I see, I see.

[storm jungle]

Chimeras are AFV/APCs so they fit best

[vagrant fox]

Hellhound would make sense, flamers are scary in urban enviroment

[spare osprey]

Just wondering what might help my homebrew regiment's... gimmick.
For sillies.
They've got a looot of grapnel equipment!

-# I played both Battlefield Hardline and The Finals twice each.

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Astra_Militarum_Vehicles_(List)

Just look through here really

[spare osprey]

Reading lore instead of studying time.

[vagrant fox]

This thing is funny, did someone try to make a king tiger variant

[spare osprey]

Imperials are so silly.

[urban spire]

chimeras are so goofy

[solid horizon]

leman russ, chimeras and rhinos are pretty good id say

bigass tanks are funny on paper

but like every huge ass unit they're not practical in confined space

[urban spire]

you do send tanks into cities though, for the simple reason that if you don't, then you're in trouble if the other guys sent tanks into the city

[storm jungle]

the humble tank when someone pops out a window with a rocket

[urban spire]

tanks are more vulnerable in cities, but tanks are always vulnerable, that's why they don't send tanks in alone

[vagrant fox]

and yet, grozny

Not that the Russian army is a particularly good example of tanks in an urban enviroment with infantry support

[urban spire]

well russian tanks are ||dogshit||

[vagrant fox]

Most correct statement today

[urban spire]

the armata isnt even real

[solid horizon]

are we talking about irl tanks or warhammer tanks

[vagrant fox]

I need to stop procrastinating and listening to Teto and actually do something

[solid horizon]

because I feel like both have very different purposes

[urban spire]

russian tanks aren't good in warhammer either

[solid horizon]

I assume warhammer tanks aren't good in russia either

[vagrant fox]

Armata seems as real as the Cheonma-2

[spare osprey]

-# Fucking Command Sentinel...

[urban spire]

imperium tanks don't really work irl, like never mind fancy scifi technology or whatever the guns are just too big, there's no room for the ammo lol

[vagrant fox]

Maybe the tanks will get a proportion upgrade one day like the infantry models

[spare osprey]

11 Barrels of Hell.
We can barely handle one--

[solid horizon]

warhammer tanks are very tall and have no suspension system at all

[storm jungle]

My favorite part is how much people wank the Leman Russ as something that would "dominate" modern tanks

[solid horizon]

one obstacle and the crew has their neck snapped, if the tank doesnt flip over

[urban spire]

easy to dominate modern tanks when you run on make-believe

[solid horizon]

the closest to a leman russ we got IRL is the indiana jones modified Mk7 tank made from an excavator

then again it's a ficitonal tank

the real Mk7 was never used IIRC

[storm jungle]

tbh that tank in Crusade is VERY cool

[solid horizon]

yes

[solid horizon]

my brother painted his leman russ tanks like that

[spare osprey]

WHUDAFUCK, THIS GUY IS SO SILLY--

[solid horizon]

with a red chaos star instead of the arabic stop sign thing

[vagrant fox]

It looks a bit like the Tog II

[urban spire]

tog 2 is so beautiful

[solid horizon]

it's an excavator kitbashed as a Mk7

[vagrant fox]

At least it was built

I love this goofy thing

[heady rivet]

Who tf says this even in-universe the Imperium crews call it a bad tank in design. But not doctrine so its whatever

[vagrant fox]

I swear Krieg had one of the most sensible looking tanks because it was just a KV-2 ripoff

[heady rivet]

They complain its too tall, too loud, yada yada

[vagrant fox]

close enough

[solid horizon]

there is a tank that looks even more like the last crusade tank

[urban spire]

kv-2

[storm jungle]

people were REALLY mad that excerpt you are referencing in Siege lol

[urban spire]

oh you said that

[shadow plover]

I fucking love 40k tanks, they're all so silly

[urban spire]

love the kv-2, stupid tank

[heady rivet]

Important clarification. Does the urban environment have to be preserved?

[urban spire]

you should get familiar with the dumb shit russian tank designers got up to

sorry "soviet" tank designers

[shadow plover]

I am quite familiar with many different tanks

[vagrant fox]

I do have a certain kind of fondness for 40k tanks, it's the kind of shit I make in that Sprocket game

[shadow plover]

I've been inside many and driven a few

[urban spire]

damn okay

lucky you didn't get drafted

[shadow plover]

well I'm a conscript

(every male here is)

[urban spire]

oh

that aint great

good luck

[shadow plover]

Eh, I won't see any action

[urban spire]

hope so for your sake

[spare osprey]

A wee bit.
Maybe?
Considering my dear ground forces are running/zipping about with their grapnel lines and the like.

[vagrant fox]

You don't have a lottery system? We drew lots here when I was forced to show up

[spare osprey]

Wait--

[heady rivet]

I love Imperial tanks so much my homebrew sector capital and accompanying Guard regiments entire thing is tanks. They make them, hoard them. Every tank the Imperium ever made they knock around with. BILLIONS must make tank treads in the factory

[vagrant fox]

I got a "free" number

[shadow plover]

No Finland just has a "everyone must take part" system but if you really REALLY don't feel like it you will find ways to get out of it

[vagrant fox]

Fair enough

[heady rivet]

He's not Finnish he just says that. North Korean, actually

[spare osprey]

I'm talking about The Finals/Battlefield vibes.
Destroy everything!!

[vagrant fox]

Denmark doesn't care as long as the quota is filled, the rest get to go

[shadow plover]

[shadow plover]

Yeah I've understood as much, same with Norway

Sweden has a slightly different system afaik

[urban spire]

oh finland okay

[vagrant fox]

I did kind of want to get into the dragoon regiment but I also didn't want to take part

[urban spire]

you scared me for a minute there

[shadow plover]

Oh yeah not Russian

[urban spire]

i just lied my ass off at the draft and scooted on home

was still an egg at the time

[vagrant fox]

valid

[shadow plover]

That's fine

[vagrant fox]

You can just opt for community service here instead if you're selected

[storm jungle]

Finland's biggest worry is russia and they wont probably be invading for like at least the next 10-15 years after Ukraine.

and uh

the last time they tried didnt go so well

lmao

[heady rivet]

Leman Russ Demolishers

[urban spire]

yeah there's community service here too if you're a pacifist

[shadow plover]

I took part mostly because I just said I'll either fly a jet or drive a tank and I got to drive a tank after failing the 3rd round of physical exams for the pilot school

[vagrant fox]

zamn

[heady rivet]

Well also Finland is NATO now so they'd also get Article 5'd and get hit with a Gulf War style coalition

[shadow plover]

If I'd been assigned an artillery role like most I'd probably abandon the idea

[storm jungle]

Ill believe Article 5 when it happens

lmao

[urban spire]

i WAS 6'6 at the time so some higher ranking dude took me aside and was like "hey are you sure? like we can get you in if you want" and there was a moment

[vagrant fox]

If I'd drawn the short straw I'd have tried to get into one of those CV90 IFVs, might've been fun

[heady rivet]

I mean the Iraq war was the last time it was invoked and since then no nation-state been stupid enough to directly attack a NATO member on purpose

[urban spire]

there's a timeline where i opted for a military career and i'm the most toxic rotten egg imaginable

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-to-tank-communication-tank-gif-11679869274951291671

[vagrant fox]

unless I had to shoot someone it wouldn't be fun

[shadow plover]

dunno if y'all saw this gif making rounds a while back but it's mine

[storm jungle]

Yeah because Iraq was some no-name country nobody cared about and got bombed to shit, completely destabilized and ruined as every euro moved on with their day.

[vagrant fox]

yeah i member

Finland is deeply unserious as always

[shadow plover]

Saw a few CV's they're pretty neat

[storm jungle]

I wanna believe in NATO, i really do. But like they really do not help themselves lol

[urban spire]

first time seeing it, that's great, some war thunder shit

[solid horizon]

the two tanks after seeing the daemon engine rapidly approaching towards them wondering if they should move :

[shadow plover]

real

I didn't film that but I'm in the driver's seat in the tank opposite

[vagrant fox]

I know of a mtf who tried to do this and now they're a chronic alcoholic and post a lot of nato footage with music

[heady rivet]

Of the 5 listed instances of threatening to invoke Article 5, Turkey is two of them apparently

[urban spire]

if the purpose of a system is what it does, then the purpose of nato is to make sure no african country ever recovers from colonialism

[storm jungle]

Its also never gonna happen tbh.

[heady rivet]

Both within months of each other in 2012 lole

[storm jungle]

our only aggressor is like Shitrael

and they'd only do it because "hamas was inside this playcare"

and NATO would make us talk it out then back to normal

[rose thorn]

I what’s the opinion on the new data slate

[shadow plover]

I hate the fact that we're in a military alliance with the US but the situation kinda drove us into it and I'd still probably take the chance of not being in it

[rocky gale]

I appear to have spilt sulphuric acid on my trousers

[urban spire]

i'm still in my early 30s, i could still go the command line and make the worst mistake of my life

[shadow plover]

additionally, the US troops fucking suck

[urban spire]

never too late to make the worst mistake of my life

[vagrant fox]

I'd like to believe in NATO but we're getting nowhere with the USA the Europeans can be trusted, trust

[storm jungle]

what did they do

[vagrant fox]

you shouldn't do that

[shadow plover]

I've been in 3 exercises with them and they always take massive losses / lose the encounter

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to Epstein emailing his friends literally like "We should get some wars going to make profit for Israel"

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[storm jungle]

IDF Moment.

US army when they gotta fight an actual enemy force that isnt villagers with AKs

[vagrant fox]

we could do joint task force training if we both sign up

I read some autobiography of a Danish soldier and he would not stop shitting on the US soldiers like most of them were low tier apes with endless resources to back them up

[heady rivet]

He emails the Rothschilds like "We need this Ukraine thing to get big, push for it" and also tells another friend they need to short everything and destroy the worlds economy because "The goyim will deal with the real world we'll be fine"

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[shadow plover]

in the first exercise I was with them, they literally drove their Strykers (8 wheeled gun carriers) on top of a hill and waited until they were shot down

[urban spire]

the US is fully bought into its own military mythology, really they just haze and traumatize the fuck out of their soldiers

[celest cedar]

I mean Epstein was moving guns for countries back in the 20th century 💀

[urban spire]

deeply inefficient and self-loathing military culture, they definitely managed to copy the spartans, just not the way they hoped

[celest cedar]

that mf is a confirmed CIA asset before

[storm jungle]

The US military is extremely lethal/strong yes

but they are only good for destroying and bulldozing

anything after that? Lol lmao

[rocky gale]

The burn holes look like those fashionable ripped jeans now, so it's fine

[raven stone]

Just as well no ground forces are committed to Iran (yet)

[storm jungle]

They'll get sent in soon

rn its prob just spec ops

[shadow plover]

their main strength is air superiority by far

[celest cedar]

theyve taken 4 confirmed casualties now

[raven stone]

I think it's your skin we are concerned about 😅

[vagrant fox]

warsh your pant 🫵

[storm jungle]

because like

we went from "we are NOT sending in troops" to them going "we will LIKELY send in troops"

[urban spire]

they probably wanted to kidnap the leadership like they did with venezuela but they just fucking killed them all with missiles in the first volley

[urban spire]

they have no fucking plan

[raven stone]

I will lol if this turns into Trump's Vietnam and Iraq

[rocky gale]

Na I've breathed in so much of it that I'm completely immune

[celest cedar]

americans deadass will invade your country one time

[storm jungle]

oh my fucking god dude

[urban spire]

cool anti-war president btw

[celest cedar]

then 10-20 years later will make a film about how depressed they are destabilizing a country

[storm jungle]

correct

also cry about how shooting people made them feel bad

get fucked GI lol

[urban spire]

shooting and crying

USian classic

[vagrant fox]

pissing my pant crying after i deliberately shot a bunch of kids

[celest cedar]

sometimes they even lie to make themselves look better too 💀

[storm jungle]

American Sniper Moment

[vagrant fox]

I've been trying to remember anything about that movie since I thought about it a few days ago and I literally can't remember a single thing

[storm jungle]

Chris Kyle being killed by an unhinged vet is prob the most ironic way to die lmao

[humble shoal]

To be fair for the middle east top leadership was trying their hardest to make sure someone intelligent mever took the reins

[storm jungle]

Yeah I wonder who created that destability

[urban spire]

they've lied to make themselves look worse! the dude from american sniper is a fucking asshole but he never shot kids!

[shadow plover]

how about that scene in some shitty melodrama where the soldier just HAS to kill an entire generation of arabs because they were looking at him in a mean manner

and it's played entirely seriously

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[humble shoal]

Oh I was referring to us military leadership

[storm jungle]

FUCK IFORGOT THAT SCENE

[humble shoal]

They had dudes who could have made stable govts

[storm jungle]

oh, well ngl still applies 😭

[humble shoal]

They just fired them

[vagrant fox]

Maybe the mideast should return to turkoid control things were mostly under control then smile

[storm jungle]

America destabilizing America is too in character

[humble shoal]

They wanted to use oil to help iraq rebuild (by giving them their oil fields)

[celest cedar]

I hate how I know what scene this is

[shadow plover]

A touching and sad scene, poor invader

[humble shoal]

Anyways best part is the holes in the epstein files from 2000-2002

[storm jungle]

what holes

[humble shoal]

No files

[storm jungle]

bruh

[humble shoal]

There also was a pic of him with a group of individuals that shorted airline stocks

Which was in the files then removed

[raven stone]

Now they saying Iran tried to kill Trump @.@

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to when he refers to hunting Black people in human hunts btw

[humble shoal]

I mean they did like 2 years ago

[storm jungle]

Iran is TWO MONTHS AWAY from creatinf COVID

[storm jungle]

yeah like

even before the files

i kept telling people

[humble shoal]

Or eating children

[storm jungle]

"do yo uhonestly think rich people dont hunt people no one will miss for sport"

people legit do not understand what hedonism is

[humble shoal]

Or you know the pizzagate stuff being true

[storm jungle]

YEP

Again, when you reach the maximum height of societal status you will get bored and you will do anything to get that high.

the fact that we'll never know 90% of the stuff in these is whats more harrowing

[humble shoal]

When you can buy anything you go for highs that you cant buy with money

[storm jungle]

Yeah like people legit think there isnt rich people that buy folks off the street to chop them up in basements

cannibalizing them is like the tip of the iceberg lol

[celest cedar]

the torture video...

[storm jungle]

YEP

[vagrant fox]

i should be that rich so I could destroy the wine market just for fun

[storm jungle]

Real.

[heady rivet]

Emailing the Rothschilds about hunting people while joking about Banks

Shut down all comedy, its over

Every parody news site

[storm jungle]

god

[vagrant fox]

The Onion hasn't been able to keep up for a long time anyways

[heady rivet]

Which 100% was an email to Netanyahu btw

[humble shoal]

Alex jones may need an apology

[storm jungle]

All jokes aside

[storm jungle]

he realised all this was right, and still chose to support these freaks lol

[humble shoal]

Or he got tricked by the false opposition

[celest cedar]

he was right about the pedophiles controlling the country... that was on his camp all along

and he's now too deep to switch sides

[humble shoal]

There are no sides to switch to anyways

[raven stone]

Wait wut, how come I didn't hear about that...

But also Iran having the capability to assassinate US president is...unexpected

[storm jungle]

As ever theres no Left or Right, its always been the Top vs the Ground lol

[humble shoal]

One of the mar a lago ones

Was an iranian

There was the shooter one, an iranian, and the ukraine guy

[heady rivet]

Irans whole thing is sponsoring Islamic terrorism, that bits not even propaganda its just true. That + getting into cyber crime in the last decade is how they push soft power

[celest cedar]

theres been some wild ideas of parachuting down Reza Pahlevi into Iran to replace the supreme leader and supposedly act in creating a transitional government to the Islamic republic 💀

[humble shoal]

Anyways back to 40k which primarch has the stinkiest farta other than mortarion

[storm jungle]

Im gonna be shocked if they dont try to put the Shah's back into power

since their rat descendants escaped after the revolution lol

[heady rivet]

Oh shit, we just got the 3rd loss of a ship to a submarine since WW2

Big news for nautical nerds

[storm jungle]

another Iranian one sunk?

[heady rivet]

IRIS Dena, confirmed to be torpedoed by a Nuclear Sub

[celest cedar]

like he seems to not even be that popular in Iran. And his dad's rule was anything but democratic

[storm jungle]

Yeah if its an Iranian one idc

their entire purpose is being blown up rn

so not really huge news imo

[storm jungle]

Yeah but people are stupid

[urban spire]

they don't have any convenient democratic leaders to put into power in iran

[storm jungle]

they'll accept anyone into power lol

[storm jungle]

the other thing is also like

you cannot "change a regime" by bombing a country into submission lol

[urban spire]

there's just no fucking coherent plan

[storm jungle]

YEP

[celest cedar]

so heres the thing. Khomenei being dead is how I found out Iran has a president...

[storm jungle]

Saddam and Gaddafi """worked""" (lol) because their ENTIRE personality/image was built around the country and interconnected to it

[urban spire]

the reason iran was stockpiling weapons was to deter this exact scenario even

[heady rivet]

Tbf being torpedo'd is big. This also makes it the only currently commission warship besides the Constitution to actually get to sink an enemy warship. There hasnt been a submarine sinking a ship since the Falklands lole

[storm jungle]

Yeah i just dont care

the Iranian forces are just nothing rn

so this isnt really huge for me personally lol

[heady rivet]

They're gonna bomb so many supreme leaders that in a week they'll have to pick Rubio as the new Ayatollah

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOO

oh yeah reminds me

Rubio for some reason threatened us 🇹🇷 on twitter

LMAO

I know its empty words but i was like "Huh?"

[heady rivet]

Well neither were the Argentinians but you cant be picky about naval warfare news nowadays it doesnt get to happen much

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

supreme leader Marco Rubio...

[heady rivet]

Because Netanyahu is stirring shit saying Turkey is the biggest threat to Israel now because Israel is ontologically evil and no act against them, yada yada you know the words

[storm jungle]

oh fuck off

are you serious

where did he say this?

WE ARENT EVEN DONE WITH IRAN

[celest cedar]

HIGHKEY

[raven stone]

I sincerely suspect the US were doing some (ironically) Soviet 1930s wishful thinking.

Like, "if we removed the leaders now, the locals will rapidly organise themselves into a new government to take over"

Which...even if said locals like you removing the leaders, they cannot magically organise overnight.

[humble shoal]

So anyway what dirt did mossad epstein have on trump for him to act this way

[raven stone]

Lots and yes

Probably

[heady rivet]

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/23/turkish-threat-talked-up-israel-netanyahu-focuses-new-alliances

[storm jungle]

FUCKING WHAT

WE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING BRUH

[celest cedar]

oh my god bruh

[heady rivet]

"Something something Syria"

[urban spire]

i don't think you need to have anything on trump to control him rn, you just sort of vaguely control what reports get handed to him

[storm jungle]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[celest cedar]

can Netanyahu just get coup d'etat ed or somethin already

[humble shoal]

He already did one to get in power

He assasinated the previous pm

[raven stone]

Guy is picking fights with everyone at this point. Tried to call China anti-Semetic...

[humble shoal]

(Not the puppet one the actual one)

[celest cedar]

his whole relationship with Epstein as shown in the files

[heady rivet]

Give me 2 Big Macs, 2 Large Fry, 2 large Diet Coke, and an HOUR alone with Trump and I can get him to glass Tel Aviv. I truly believe he is the easiest person to manipulate, look at Mamdani

[storm jungle]

the problem is they cant attack China but they can attack us 🇹🇷, the issue is Article 5 as we are a founding member of NATO

[storm jungle]

Mamdani is so fucking funny man

he knows you can compliment him and he'll do anything you ask lmao

[heady rivet]

By literally just smiling and being nice to him

[storm jungle]

YEAH I KNOW RIGHT

THATS THE FUNNY PART

like he isnt even being malicious its just

"oh hey man!"

[heady rivet]

LOOK AT THIS

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

trump likes confident men idk what to say

[celest cedar]

Im depressed knowing this fucker can say shit he likes and get away with it man

[storm jungle]

He has and always will

[heady rivet]

First bisexual president

[storm jungle]

Zionists got their dicks up in almost everyones ass

literal GSC/Chaos Cult tier shit

its insane

[urban spire]

apparently mamdani's immediately going back on a bunch of promises now too

[celest cedar]

I wonder what Mamdani felt at the end of the day after having to pretend being nice to Trump to manipulate him

Mamdani lowkey a femme fatale

[heady rivet]

Israel wants the entire world weak and helpless. They hate NATO, America, the general "west". They just want to parasite off them but their end game is everyone in the world is a third world country but them

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/egirldahyun-dayeonfan-gif-8706728142061726049

[heady rivet]

Pretend?

[humble shoal]

The hsidics are even ruining sopranoland

[storm jungle]

Holy shit man they really do get away with everything

[heady rivet]

Half expecting them to walk out to the podium one day and do "Who's on first" together

[humble shoal]

Theyre spreading like a plague, only like 5 more towns taken over and they have full sopranos coverage

[heady rivet]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2028236145255915997
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2028290903786287523

Jvnior (@Jvnior)

This is the funniest video of the entire war.

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 1, 2026, 10:29 PM

Pelagius 🦁 (@pelagiusreborn)

"Yes get the Israel flag and then the missiles, that's the perfect shot"
︀︀"Is that all sir?"
︀︀"No, make that Hasidic Jew run in front of the camera"

Quoting Jvnior (@Jvnior)
︀
This is the funniest video of the entire war.

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FixupX · Mar 2, 2026, 2:06 AM

https://fixupx.com/salwanajmart/status/2028533553286234162

Salwa Najm (@salwanajmart)

The art. The muse.

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FixupX · Mar 2, 2026, 6:11 PM

[humble shoal]

Netanyahu's main support base

[celest cedar]

Trump's suddenly a bottom 💀

[humble shoal]

Who dont pay taxes or have to serve in the military

[heady rivet]

They're so Zionist they threaten a breakaway state in the West Bank because Israel isnt Zionist enough

[humble shoal]

With what army?

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Judea

[vagrant fox]

how queer

[celest cedar]

why is this too perfect 😭

[rocky gale]

I didn't vote for either of these, it's clearly rigged

[vagrant fox]

correct

[rose thorn]

Readers choice was revealed

It’s the most abysmal dogshit books ever

I’m over reacting but

[rose thorn]

i dont think they actuallly read these

the most redditor books ever released

fuck ass awards lmao

[spare osprey]

Waoah.
White man books.

[rose thorn]

LMAO

"dude.. when the space marine killed that xenos?... fuck yeah..."

[shadow plover]

to be fair none of the 40k options are interesting

[spare osprey]

I could slap a buddy of mine with these books and he'd eat 'em up.
He is a Spa...
He's a Spugh--
A Space Wolf fan.

[rose thorn]

"man when those dwarves drank and screamed racial slurs? yeah man, thats real writing."

[spare osprey]

-# Love the guy like a brother, but his personality is sometimes just liking anything related to vikings and being unemployyyed--

[rose thorn]

i approach every space marine book like all of htose airport books about soldiers in Afghanistan sniping children and cheating on their wife

[rose thorn]

AUWHAHEHAFAHUBFHAD

[limpid granite]

you sound slightly upset that a space marine book won

[storm jungle]

liking anything related to vikings
unemployed

Peak marine fan behavior

[limpid granite]

im sure you can get over it

[storm jungle]

tbh

shes gonna get over it in like a day

[rose thorn]

im not i am mad an old bad one did lol

[storm jungle]

but hating is fun

ITS NOT BAD