between all his stuff
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
vital ginkgo
That's why orks are the best aliens. They're humanity's best enemy
arctic talon
because it's ass and borin
its true
lament shoal
Grotsnik should surgically attach his head to a grot's body because its funny
storm jungle
Primork..............
languid meadow
the only thing I like is the fucking
what is it
the last wall protocol
and the fists getting obliterated
storm jungle
fuck the last wall protocol
heady rivet
the only thing I like is the fucking
storm jungle
the War of the Beast is great because the Imperium gets bulldozed
arctic talon
thank fuck GW started retconing some of the shit from War of the beast
like Ork Clans + Kultures being based on fucking marines
?????
storm jungle
LMAO
wintry cloud
I need the imperium to lose more often yeah
storm jungle
its peak example of like
arctic talon
And it seems liek they did get shot
storm jungle
"EVERYTHING has to be space marines"
arctic talon
because GW has ignored that
since forever
thankfully
worst fucking piece of lore ever lol
arctic talon
lol
storm jungle
kek
lament shoal
We're deleting every faction except the ultramarines
arctic talon
500 years of primaris discourse
storm jungle
The only way to stop space marines from being sold is to exterminate the human race
i know what i must do
arctic talon
is Operation Pyrite too on the nose for the name of a campaign thats just meant to be a resource smash and grab
because Pyrite is fake gold
languid meadow
arctic talon
LOL
storm jungle
that wall is bad
there is one where like
thers an ENTIRE grafitti paragraph of other survivors
mocking that quote
"Are you serious"
"I HOPE YOU ARE DEAD"
"no its the ZOMBIES"
languid meadow
storm jungle
heady rivet
Someone hide the markers
arctic talon
that wall is fucking hilarious lol
languid meadow
" HAVE YOU SEEN OUTSIDE JACKASS !! "
lament shoal
They're right btw
young pecan
I hope you are DEAD now
heady rivet
Another 20 trillion
lament shoal
Dilara was later found dead by suicide with multiple gunshot wounds to the back of her head
storm jungle
Dilara was later found dead by suicide with multiple gunshot wounds to the back ...
AAA
heady rivet
Pay up, Goyim 🫡
young pecan
Another 30 billion votekicks to Sourcereal
storm jungle
I heard enough
1000000000000 more worlds to Ultramar
SEGMENTUM ULTIMA WAS PROMISED TO GUILLIMAN 10 MILLENNIA AGO
heady rivet
lament shoal
1000000000000 more worlds to Ultramar
Planetary governor Netanyahius
young pecan
Local broke Ignean found paying tithes to fund Ultramar healthcare
storm jungle
Planetary governor Netanyahius
the planet is home to the Adeptus Astartes Chapter known as Landstealers
also Hospitalus Annihilators
daring creek
Dilara was later found dead by suicide with multiple gunshot wounds to the back ...
van goh shot himself twice so this couldve happened!!!
young pecan
Keep in mind political messaging in media gets THIS on the nose and people still can't tell what it means
lament shoal
the planet is home to the Adeptus Astartes Chapter known as Landstealers
The segmentum was promised to them 3000 years ago yk
storm jungle
-kkakdk*skasd
storm jungle
Reminds me of HD2 fans who are like
"Shame this game is ruined by leftist libtard woke swedish devs"
?????
lol
outer wave
?????
Ruined? They fucking made it that way in the first place!
Bruh thats wild some people think that way
heady rivet
I think its ruined by incompetent Swedish devs from what I hear! 
lament shoal
storm jungle
Do you guys find C0-1 permit jokes funny yet. Isnt it funny how you get to fuck a white blonde woman to create your perfect incel aryan family. Isnt it funny for the hundreth time guys?
storm jungle
✊ 
lament shoal
HIGH COMMAND, THIS BORGUSSY GOT ME QUESTIONING MY LOYALTY TO SUPER EARTH
languid meadow
nocturne crest
Would it be heretical for Khorne worshippers if they made iron out of blood?
heady rivet
Would it be heretical for Khorne worshippers if they made iron out of blood?
Thats cool as fuck Khorne would suck those guys off to completion with his favor
outer wave
Also now that I think about it
He'd be kinda hrming and hurming at you not using brass
heady rivet
If incredibly inefficient
He said in the 40k lore chat
heady rivet
He'd be kinda hrming and hurming at you not using brass
Tbf the Brass is used for accent
Makes a poor weapon itself
outer wave
True, but it is Khorne's favored metal
outer wave
Would Khorne love it if I gave someone a proper blood transfusion today?
heady rivet
Would Khorne like it if I cooked medium rare steaks
That reminds me I have a great question for all yall
What is the most exotic meat you all wanna try 
outer wave
What is the most exotic meat you all wanna try <:alwayrember:1187568552631357542...
I want to eat sheep spine again
lament shoal
Would Khorne love it if I gave someone a proper blood transfusion today?
LET THE BLOOD FLOW at your local blood donor site today!
outer wave
TRUE!!!
nocturne crest
Thats cool as fuck Khorne would suck those guys off to completion with his favor
But aren't you techincally stealing blood from Khorne by turning it into Iron.
heady rivet
But aren't you techincally stealing blood from Khorne by turning it into Iron.
KHORNE ONLY CARES THE BLOOD FLOWS
outer wave
I dunno why but I've come to kinda dislike the whole "Khorne cares not where the blood flows" line
nocturne crest
So making Iron from blood is okay then?
nocturne crest
Actually, imagine a World Eater giving a review of bloods from difference species.
outer wave
I wouldnt be too surprised to see some WEs doing that on their spare time
Considering we've had characters like that one guy who keeps calm by feeding his opponents to carnivorous plants
heady rivet
It feels almost overused
Being a Khornate fan is just grappling with your Khorne saying "We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning! And you'll say, 'Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. Khorne, it's too much!'
lament shoal
Skill issue, just merge your soul with 8 daemons so the nails stop biting
outer wave
Being a Khornate fan is just grappling with your Khorne saying "We're gonna win ...
If Khorne was in reality fat orange fellow, Im sure most WEs would just kill him on the spot
heady rivet
If Khorne was in reality fat orange fellow, Im sure most WEs would just kill him...
In all fairness, a true son or daughter of Khorne would make a go at Khorne himself anyway
outer wave
True
I always wanted to see more of that in Khorne followers
Ones that are willing to challenge Khorne straight up
storm jungle
Ones that are willing to challenge Khorne straight up
Warhammer Fantasy has your back
outer wave
Thank you Dilara
storm jungle
Anytime
outer wave
I assume nothing came of this lore entry?
storm jungle
Nah its just a random codex funny lore tidbit
outer wave
Damn
storm jungle
outer wave
Do you think Khorne has a romantic side to him?
Like in a clearly fucked up, warped chaosy way
lament shoal
The great Khorneholio
nocturne crest
Actually, which species probably has the best amount of iron for making swords with?
outer wave
I have a feeling they dont really use iron outside of a few things
nocturne crest
I wonder if the blood of a psyker would have warp properties.
storm jungle
Its magic
all of it is madeup
if the book says it has properties the nyes it does lol
young pecan
There's psychic residue on things that were affected by the warp at all
At least according to Abnett's version of madeup nonsense
I'm sure psyker blood is inherently magical and it would make a decent real life parallel to using minority groups in horrific ways if you felt like going that route
Er I mean keep politics out of muh setting
outer wave
This talk of Khorne makes me wanna play Total Warhammer 3 right now if only the loading times werent so stupidly long
young pecan
This talk of Khorne makes me wanna play Total Warhammer 3 right now ~~if only th...
It's all worth it to be able to land a burning skull on eight billion skaven at once
outer wave
Truuue
It just sucks that the loading between map and battle is like 10-15 minutes on my laptop
outer wave
Its my only way of playing games too 😔
Its a decently fast computer, even for like 5 years
It sucks that I dont really have enough downtime to really invest into a tower atm
spring cairn
unfortunately, deadlock
young pecan
Lizardmen supremacy
arctic talon
What is the most exotic meat you all wanna try <:alwayrember:1187568552631357542...
human, I'm morbidly curious
young pecan
You MUST restore the geomantic web Lambda...
spring cairn
I MUST complete the ritual
young pecan
It's the same thing when you think about it
arctic talon
for non human meat prolly like, puffin?
spring cairn
Mamdani ordered me to kill rem
outer wave
Isnt human just like
spring cairn
in order to save new york
outer wave
Pork or beef?
arctic talon
it tastes like pork apparently
young pecan
I've heard it's more like pork
arctic talon
but people also told me that aligator tasted like chicken
and it really kind of didn't
arctic talon
Mamdani ordered me to kill rem
can we get Mamdani as a Deadlock character
young pecan
in order to save new york
Mamdanistan is counting on you, Sinclair
outer wave
Oh right there's that nickname about human meat being something like "Old pork" or whatever
spring cairn
can we get Mamdani as a Deadlock character
outer wave
I forgot the proper nickname
tough haven
can we get Mamdani as a Deadlock character
I fucking love seeing memes of the patrons speaking to IRL people
spring cairn
FLANK THAT RAT
arctic talon
Oh right there's that nickname about human meat being something like "Old pork" ...
long pork
lol
outer wave
Thank you
arctic talon
I remember it bcs its mentioned in
arctic talon
pirates of the caribbean
arctic talon
also funnily enough in the Taiwanese localization of that scene
they just straight up say human meat in the subtitles
nocturne crest
I'm sure psyker blood is inherently magical and it would make a decent real life...
Time to get ahead with chaos and make a Psyker farm.
tough haven
@arctic talon yall got that free starsector code?
I remember it was posted here a while back but cant find it
arctic talon
I don't
tough haven
Me too
Trying to find that key so I can share it with my friends
so I can introduce them into the fold
aha
found it
nocturne crest
I got a silly idea: A Terrax Guard combat patrol, just filled with every commissar model for this edition.
arctic talon
lol
nocturne crest
There would also be one chimera.
jade holly
How large can Ironkin reasonably be made?
I get they’re usually made the same size as kin, but could they be made larger for any reason?
storm jungle
Right now no
Ironkin are people, not labor machines
the closest we got is Steeljacks
jade holly
I want a unique character of a buddy cop Kin and Ironkin duo lol
Like Osmosis Jones
nocturne crest
NOOOOO
nocturne crest
I can hear the Kid Rock.
outer wave
What I made you remember Osmosis Jones?
I remember the show more tbh
jade holly
I remember the show more tbh
THERE WAS A SHOW?!
outer wave
Yeah
nocturne ingot
If a nurgle and a plague ogryn got into a street brawl which would win ?
jade holly
I can’t remember if the movie was actually good or not, I just remember loving the animated parts and being grossed out by the irl parts
jade holly
If a nurgle and a plague ogryn got into a street brawl which would win ?
You mean a BoN when you say Nurgle right?
outer wave
I dont really recall the movie
jade holly
Not like chaos god Nurgle vs a Plague Ogryn?
outer wave
I've seen bits and pieces but not the whole thing
arctic talon
I get they’re usually made the same size as kin, but could they be made larger f...
Steeljacks are as big as they get and those are temporary bodies
nocturne ingot
You mean a BoN when you say Nurgle right?
Well i suppose so
jade holly
I've seen bits and pieces but not the whole thing
Tmk it was mainly made to be more educational
I’m sad now
arctic talon
Well i suppose so
A beast of Nurgle would probably win in most instances because assuming it has warp energy to sustain itself
Daemons tend to overpower most things
winter pine
I’m sad now
I loved him on Burn Notice, hope he's ok
surreal nest
@crystal forum just had to tell you that RE7 is now in one of my top ten games bless your heart for the rec
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> just had to tell you that RE7 is now in one of my top ten ...
did you play the DLC's yet
surreal nest
I havent even beat the game im just addicted
Im at work drooling thinking of it
I just got to Lucas's side of the house
But im 100000% playing all the dlcs and 8
Im like 5 hours in and I dont even have a single complaint
crystal forum
gooood 
surreal nest
I heard it wasn't good plot wise but im excited for not a hero the most
storm jungle
I heard it wasn't good plot wise but im excited for not a hero the most
who the fuck told you its not good plot wise
RE7 is great lmao
you might be mixing it up with RE8 Village
surreal nest
who the fuck told you its not good plot wise
No the dlc called not a hero
Dummy!
I remember it being very controversial
storm jungle
No the dlc called not a hero
people also liked that
surreal nest
Something about Chris redfield being out of character
storm jungle
lmao
Bro
Chris' entire character is
"White guy who loses teammates and screams about it"
Like i like him but uhhh hes not exactly a very morally many-sided character lol
EVEN WESKER SAYS THIS
storm jungle
Lmao yeah
RE8 is like peak wasted potential
game is fun
environments are great
but uhhh you'll notice the faults the MOMENT you play the prologue
"SORRY ETHAN"
surreal nest
Is it worth playing or should I skip?
surreal nest
Its worth it imo
Ok good
surreal nest
its still fun, just laugh at the dumbass plot
So its RE5
storm jungle
So its RE5
yeah basically
id say the only RE game you should never play is RE6
UNLESS you have a coop teammate you can play through the entire ting with
then its a fucking legendary ride for such an awful game
celest cedar
its still fun, just laugh at the dumbass plot
hey at least it got freaky vampires
storm jungle
hey at least it got freaky vampires
storm jungle
Re5 is really good and I dont accept hate but re6 I won't even touch
it was my first RE game
its just fun
languid meadow
sour hornet
Re5 is really good and I dont accept hate but re6 I won't even touch
Hop off my goat
Resident Evil 6 was my first RE game bro
sour hornet
How about I strive to kill you
surreal nest
Your first doesnt define you dont fret
sour hornet
🫵
surreal nest
I LOVE RE6 WE SHOULD ALL PLAY RE6
oblique pond
Can't wait for 6 remake
hollow lantern
id say the only RE game you should never play is RE6
It's still better than ORC
I think ORC is genuinely my least favorite Res game
storm jungle
It's still better than ORC
whats ORC
winter pine
I played the Gamecube remake way back as a kid but didn't like it because it was too scary
Really liked the original 4 tho
hollow lantern
No problem lmfao
storm jungle
oblique pond
Only RE game I didn't like was code veronica
sour hornet
UNLESS you have a coop teammate you can play through the entire ting with
Makes sense, me and my cousin ran through basically the whole game together
hollow lantern
I like Code Veronica tbh
sour hornet
ive never really played it solo
storm jungle
Makes sense, me and my cousin ran through basically the whole game together
i did it with my best friend and its one of the MOST fun coop experiences ive had i think
we just took nothing seriously because the entire game was a shitshow
it was amazing
hollow lantern
I love the Jake campaign tbh
I love it every time I get a wesker adjacent cool melee system in RE
sour hornet
Jake campaign is so gas 🗣️
heady rivet
Me and my friend were killing Wesker at the end of RE5 like every 2 days once
We did like 4 playthroughs of 5
And I have played RE6 like 5 times start to end
4 times with my sister, once with that friend 
celest cedar
Sherry is cool too
game's so bad it took them 14 years to finally reuse adult Sherry
heady rivet
Shoutout to Adas imaginary friend
celest cedar
Jake is still unused
heady rivet
Worst part is when he made me equip the tribal Sheva outfit and switch weapons while he just stared 
crystal forum
Something about Chris redfield being out of character
thats 8
crystal forum
LEOOOON
storm jungle
HEEEEELP
jade holly
https://klipy.com/gifs/leon-s-kennedy-leon
Did he mean to say Marco lmao
storm jungle
Did he mean to say Marco lmao
no lol
jade holly
I’m not gonna assume we are but are we gonna get a new faction codex in 11e? Like will it become a tradition to add a new faction each addition? Actually what edition was the last one to have a new faction
Cause I really want something for Dark Mechanicum
languid meadow
I'd like DM to be their own faction ngl we need more chaos mortals
I think I'd be into chaos more if it wasn't 90% spesh marinz
jade holly
Plus letting them act as an ally you can have some units join IW in a game
And then throw in a Vashtorr with some Daemon Engines
celest cedar
Worst part is when he made me equip the tribal Sheva outfit and switch weapons w...
Sheva is everyones crush istg when RE5 came out 😭
languid meadow
They're pushing IW to be Vashtorrs goons but I wanted it to be the DM honestly
jade holly
Sheva is everyones crush istg when RE5 came out 😭
Her and Wesker
jade holly
They're pushing IW to be Vashtorrs goons but I wanted it to be the DM honestly
I want IW and Peter to be not direct underlings but a side ally while the DM are the main underlings
Peter not allowing himself to be a chaos God’s toy but willing to work with him as a fellow engineer
Because ofc he’d have the ego to say he’s equal to a chaos god
jade holly
Yeah but Vashtorr wants that sweet sweet Apotheosis
languid meadow
idr who ascended him I don't think it's said
languid meadow
yea
jade holly
Cause he ascended during the Iron Cage tmk
opaque coyote
redfield is dumb af in 8
"Hmm maybe I should tell Ethan that his wife has been fucking replaced"
"Nah"
jade holly
It was one giant sacrificial slaughterhouse
crystal forum
"Hmm maybe I should tell Ethan that his wife has been fucking replaced"
no spoilers!!!!
we have a baby in chat
languid meadow
opaque coyote
no spoilers!!!!
Also to actually mention something about RE8 that I dislike
||I hate how we never see Ethan's face in game for some reason. I mean it's not like it's hidden. You see it in pictures. ||
||Like not even in the DLC where you play as his fucking Daughter.||
To quote a man who saw his wife get shot
"WHY?!??!"
jade holly
Ngl
I miss the old EC colors
The purple and gold was so nice
I mean sure I could always paint them that way
But they got the new color scheme to match Slaaneshi daemons right?
opaque coyote
The purple and gold was so nice
I mean I think some of them still have it
Kinda inconsistent
crystal forum
https://tenor.com/view/karl-heisenberg-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-picmi...
i fucking love his accent
it's so fake
opaque coyote
Or was the purple and gold their Horus heresy colors?
But in general, yeah I always thought that their old color scheme fits both of their eras
jade holly
i fucking love his accent
Mfw that’s Astarion
languid meadow
the way he says "Miranda" is a vocal stim for me or w/e it's called
crystal forum
mirander
languid meadow
"that bitch miranderrrr"
opaque coyote
like how white and blue was WE
Yeah ngl, I usually love the WE designs, but their 30k color scheme just
It really doesn't fit them
crystal forum
"that bitch miranderrrr"
what even is his accent supposed to be lmao
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/karl-heisenberg-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-picmi...
Also as a side note I fucking love his voice
jade holly
"that bitch miranderrrr"
I like how he’s just ||Magneto but a hobo||
languid meadow
I have no idea ngl
opaque coyote
Idk why I like it but I do
jade holly
it's like a japanese person's idea of an american
A Japanese person’s idea of an American is either Goldlewis Dickinson, Senator Armstrong or Heisenberg
No inbetween
crystal forum
the entirety of resident evil is quite literally just japanese game devs trying to understand america
it's why i love it so much
opaque coyote
what even is his accent supposed to be lmao
His VA is British.
He's based on Victor Frankenstein who is swiss
All of his creations have German names and he has a German dog tag.
Apparently his VA said was it was just a transatlantic accent with a unique spin
crystal forum
resident evil 2 remake starting with a trucker eating a big ass cheeseburger
opaque coyote
His VA is British.
He's based on Victor Frankenstein who is swiss
All of his ...
Overall I doubt even Capcom knows
jade holly
the entirety of resident evil is quite literally just japanese game devs trying ...
And then Metal Gear is just their version of America. Just fuck it here’s a bunch of clones, giant robots and a really angry senator
opaque coyote
And then Metal Gear is just their version of America. Just fuck it here’s a bunc...
Metal Gear got it completely right tbf
languid meadow
Newbon said he was trying to do a twist on the transatlantic accent
opaque coyote
Especially Revengenance, although that was made by Platinum Games
jade holly
Especially Revengenance, although that was made by Platinum Games
Armstrong is such an interesting character for how little he’s actually in the game lmao
opaque coyote
Like Senator Armstrong is literally the most American American down to his philosophy
crystal forum
people can hate RE8 all they want but the tank moment is peak
jade holly
I forget does Raiden actually inherit some of that philosophy at the end of the game?
opaque coyote
Which calls back to what attracted people to America in the first place.
The opportunity to make your own place with your bare hands
languid meadow
jade holly
I just love Heisenberg’s visual design
crystal forum
https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-karl-heisenberg-sorry-about-that-sorry-my-b...
he's so chill too i genuinely wanted to be friends with him
languid meadow
ngl my only gripe with RE8 is that LadyD is barely in it when she was the focal point of marketing (big boobs and women sell)
jade holly
https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-karl-heisenberg-sorry-about-that-sorry-my-b...
Maximillian Dood, now you can’t unsee it
crystal forum
ngl my only gripe with RE8 is that LadyD is barely in it when she was the focal ...
ok but that's just because of youtube lets players
crystal forum
also fuck her she sucks
opaque coyote
I forget does Raiden actually inherit some of that philosophy at the end of the ...
Some of his ideas. But not all of em obviously.
Armstrong is fascinating in that he's a might makes right villain that actually believes in it fully
jade holly
The one guy I never hear anything of from that game is Moreau
crystal forum
who
jade holly
Some of his ideas. But not all of em obviously.
Armstrong is fascinating in tha...
And then we have Sundowner
languid meadow
He's a fighting game Ytber
opaque coyote
And then we have Sundowner
Basically the piece of shit lmao
jade holly
From one rat bastard to another and I love both of them equally as villains
crystal forum
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-desperado-winds-ofdestruction-sundowner...
why is he named after a symptom of dementia
languid meadow
so if you're not into that you wouldn't really see him
jade holly
why is he named after a symptom of dementia
Each of them are named after some form of wind related ecological events
or something like that
A Monsoon, a Mirage, A Jetstream, idk what a Sundowner is
crystal forum
except amstrong
opaque coyote
From one rat bastard to another and I love both of them equally as villains
But yeah I find Armstrong interesting because whenever a might makes right villain gets beaten.
They usually are like "This isn't how it's supposed to work!"
But Armstrong was like
"Damn I lost. You win."
jade holly
except amstrong
Yeah he’s not part of the Winds of Destruction
jade holly
"Damn I lost. You win."
“Now you’re tugging on my heartstrings”
Monsoon is an interesting one too
If you get past all the humor of memes
opaque coyote
If you get past all the humor of memes
"You're not better than I am!"
"Yeah you're right"
"Wait what."
JACK THE RIPPER
jade holly
Yeah the memes he was talking about was basically how we let ideas spread through culture like a memetic virus that shapes the society as a whole
opaque coyote
Yeah the memes he was talking about was basically how we let ideas spread throug...
Yeah.
People forget that the academic meaning on memes (and why memes are named memes) are all about spreading ideas
jade holly
And honestly memetic viruses can be some of the scariest because of how fast they spread
I mean have you seen how quickly some memes explode?
I just realized I said Mirage instead of Mistral
I’m so fucking dumb
languid meadow
DCeased fucking sucks but it does a memetic virus in a pretty cool way
With their version of the anti life equation
opaque coyote
With their version of the anti life equation
The anti-life equation is a cool idea in general
And validates my reasoning that math is evil
jade holly
As Boomstick said in DeathBattle:
“It’s just math that makes ya sad”
opaque coyote
Idk I just the idea that there's a memetic virus in the form of an equation that proves without a doubt
That life is meaningless
That hope is a fallacy
Yadayadayada
jade holly
Universally sound math that proves life is pain when it meets the indomitable human spirit
opaque coyote
Also something that is cool is that in Final Crisis
When a new god dies, the concept basically gets fucked up
jade holly
Like in GoW?
opaque coyote
Yeah basically
opaque coyote
Like in GoW?
Also my favorite part of the Greek games
opaque coyote
I think it took place before GoW 3 though so maybe they haven't fully conceptualized it
opaque coyote
You know who I’m surprised we never saw?
Dionysus and Hestia are presumably the few gods that survived
jade holly
I wonder if they’ll get all the old voice actors back for the GoW trilogy remake
opaque coyote
Considering they weren't even at Mount Olympus. Either they didn't get infected by Pandora's box, or the evil they got infected with was benign
jade holly
They better not change anything in that trilogy
opaque coyote
They better not change anything in that trilogy
Y'know how GoW had sex scenes
Well now you get to see it live
And switch PoV!!!
jade holly
mini games not scenes smh
opaque coyote
mini games not scenes smh
Both
Honestly I can't help but find them kinda funny
Because like it's a reminder where I'm like
"Oh yeah this was made in the 2000s"
And how a lot of people bragged about how GOD OF WAR WAS A REAL MAN'S GAME RRAAGH
opaque coyote
Honestly I can't help but find them kinda funny
Although tbf they're basically a running gag
jade holly
How trilogy was all about being so over the top it becomes funny
opaque coyote
Can’t wait to see *that* Helios scene in updated graphics
I think my favorite god death is Hermes purely because of how fucking funny it is.
jade holly
Need I mention what he does to Theseus
opaque coyote
Like Hermes is trying to shout about how Kratos is fated to be eternally empty, yadayadayada
And Kratos just looks at his shoes
"Hmmm, these look good to wear."
Fucking cuts off his legs
jade holly
I wanna see Sun Wukong ragebait young Kratos
opaque coyote
I wanna see Sun Wukong ragebait young Kratos
Honestly I feel like they would be friends
Sun Wukong basically rampaged against heaven
And the underworld
jade holly
Maybe, but you know that man will mess with Kratos
opaque coyote
Yeah probably will mess with him just for a fight
jade holly
I still stand by my opinion GoW Thor is the most accurate Thor in modern media
Especially his physique
opaque coyote
I still stand by my opinion GoW Thor is the most accurate Thor in modern media
GoW Thor being killed by Odin was sad
Like it makes sense
It also shows how much of a bitch Odin is
(if you haven't seen it from literally every scene)
But yeah
jade holly
Odin is literally using Nurgle’s manipulation tactics without any of the faux kindness
opaque coyote
Like Thor was finally getting better
He was finally getting his own autonomy
And then he fucking dies at the hands of his own dad
And the worst part is how Odin basically did that shit instantly
He didn't even hesitate for a second
jade holly
He saw a broken tool that needed tossed
opaque coyote
All the while shouting "I didn't want this!"
Like god damn it made me wish Young Kratos came back just so I could pull a Zeus on his ass
jade holly
I know people want another God of War game in Egypt, but I want a new series
God of Mischief
Following Atreus
opaque coyote
Following Atreus
Honestly.
I kinda think it might be Atreus
With Kratos staying behind as the God of War for Norse Mythology
jade holly
I want a GoW in Japan jsut so I can see Shutendouji
I need to see the Oni King get his due in presentation
opaque coyote
Shinto lore is crazy
Honestly I feel like it'd just be weird since Japan's myths
Well
Let's just say they were fucking weird from the beginning
jade holly
Plus easily some giant beasties to retcon into being the Jotnar race to give Atreus a reason to go there
Like the giant earthquake causing Catfish
Yes that exists
opaque coyote
The God of Parties and Dawn literally attracted the Sun out of sulking in a cave by stripping naked and dancing in front of all the other Gods
jade holly
The God of Parties and Dawn literally attracted the Sun out of sulking in a cave...
Or how the Sun God’s brother threw a cow at her
opaque coyote
Although tbf in general, GoW games were never exact with Mythology
jade holly
If they do Egypt, they better not make Osiris evil
Like he’s the one guy you can’t make evil in Egyptian mythology
And Anubis
opaque coyote
In general, I think Atreus would be interesting as a protagonist
Although idk how they would deal with
"Magic is bound to the land"
Which is why Kratos doesn't have any of powers he was gifted by the Greek pantheon
opaque coyote
Although tbf that was also because he destroyed Greece
Like in general
Something I do want to see is how to travel to other realms in general
jade holly
Funny that’s how the Roman mythology will take over lmao
opaque coyote
Funny that’s how the Roman mythology will take over lmao
Actually, since the Greece and Romans appeared in Egypt a lot
Do you think that maybe we'll see some familiar faces?
jade holly
I kinda wanna see Dionysus be a supporting character later on acting as a pseudo psychological guru
But ofc only when absolutely fucking drunk
opaque coyote
Hestia and Dionysus sound interesting to tackle
Although Dionysus was fated to take his father's place
jade holly
There’s one guy in Norse mythology they didn’t use who I think would be interesting to use
opaque coyote
So maybe he's actually helping to rebuild Greece
jade holly
Vidar, the god of vengeance
opaque coyote
Vidar, the god of vengeance
Tbf IDK what he'd be avenging. Most of the Norse Pantheon in GoW was uh
Not good
jade holly
Tbf IDK what he'd be avenging. Most of the Norse Pantheon in GoW was uh
Have him act as more Oyramid Head thing
opaque coyote
Heimdall moment
jade holly
A form of Kratos’s guilt… but then again we had a whole dlc for that
So maybe have him be tailing Atreus
opaque coyote
A form of Kratos’s guilt… but then again we had a whole dlc for that
Again, I feel like Kratos being a protagonist
Well
I won't say it would be boring because Kratos is fucking awesome
But it might get repetitive
But yeah Egypt should be interesting
jade holly
Especially to see how they’d do Seth
opaque coyote
Especially since it has a history of a Greece and Roman presence popping in and out
opaque coyote
For no reason I'm now imagining the Magic School Bus theme
But
God of War
"Please let this be a normal pantheon..."
"With the Ghost of Sparta? No way!"
jade holly
Mfw Freya never asked why Kratos is called the Ghost of Sparta
Would shut her up real quick lmao
opaque coyote
Mfw Freya never asked why Kratos is called the Ghost of Sparta
Kratos actually did tell her why he went against the Gods
Ares tricking him into killing his family
jade holly
Yah but tmk he never mentions the cause of his ghost white skin
jade holly
The Heimdall we got in GoW was cool
But was so out of character of mythological Heimdall lmao
besides the rivalry with Loki
That part was honestly very accurate
jade holly
https://youtu.be/9Tlla5OrtLE?si=5BJyuGx220bjx-qm
Turning it into a QTE lmao
opaque coyote
Turning it into a QTE lmao
On one hand
Yeah it's quite funny
On the other hand
It shows how it takes as much effort to separate himself from his daughter
As it does to rip Heilos's head off
jade holly
If the next main protag is Atreus
He’s gonna need to start using some heads as tools
opaque coyote
Also, he basically had to separate himself from his daughter to save the gods
Only for all of the gods and titans to betray him
jade holly
Okay this is fucking sick, Kiss Noise Marine
The old Noise Marine had so much charm to it, but the new ones are def more 40K
opaque coyote
The old Noise Marine had so much charm to it, but the new ones are def more 40K
I like the new ones in terms of how fucked up they look
But I like the old ones because they're so stylish
jade holly
The new ones are definitively EC
opaque coyote
And ofc Slaanesh would have rockstar SMs
jade holly
The old ones are just Glamrock marine
celest cedar
winter pine
https://youtu.be/_SH-lINJoZQ
winter pine
Ohio is an underrated for being one of the shittiest place in the US to live
Tough competition with Arkansas and Louisana but Ohio really gives it a try
daring creek
it has one of the lowest min wages right
its genuinely insane to learn its not like 17 dollars minimum all across america
winter pine
Five states have not adopted a state minimum wage: Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina and Tennessee. Three states, Georgia, Oklahoma and Wyoming, have a minimum wage below $7.25 per hour. In all eight of these states, the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour generally applies.
daring creek
No wonder we have a homelesssness crisis the people in charge are daemon pieces of shit
opaque coyote
Ohio is an underrated for being one of the shittiest place in the US to live
There's a reason "only in ohio" became a fucking meme
daring creek
Now that I actually think about it
How many guard regiments are there
Surely not as many as space marines
I know the cadians, catachans, steel legion and...
Oh right
Krieg
I only now learned I really don't know that many
vagrant fox
Probably many millions
In universe anyways
Named ones we have uh
Low hundreds ig
Lexicanum has a list of them all
fervent geode
How many guard regiments are there
Infinitely more
Like there are 1000 Astartes Chapters
But as Sigsen said there are prob millions of Guard
celest dome
As many as the narrative need
fervent geode
Maccabians
Lucifer Blacks
Chem Dogs
Elysians
Steel Legion
Kriegers
Cadians
Terrax
Catachans
Ork Hunters
Attilans
Valhallans
Vostroyans
Praetorians
Mordians
The First and Only
Tallarns
Jopalls
These are the famous ones i guess
vagrant fox
and don't forget the Athonian Tunnel Rats
celest dome
Maccabians
Lucifer Blacks
Chem Dogs
Elysians
Steel Legion
Kriegers
Cadians
Terra...
And even them are just origins, they each have multiple regiments active at once.
fervent geode
And even them are just origins, they each have multiple regiments active at once...
Yup
There are prob hundreds of Cadian regiments out there
Actually at least until 666th as far as i know
Prob in the thousands
Except the First and Only but they are special like that
Gaunt's Ghosts and all
cerulean trellis
soem of them were quit though xD
vagrant fox
Details
surreal nest
Anybody played re requiem yet
cerulean trellis
nope, sry
vagrant fox
Watched a full playthrough
celest dome
I guess every religion and every region of the world want to have their crusade/jihad...
sacred ginkgo
https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for
The fuck
Truth really is stranger than fiction
This is actual like
Metal gear tier shit
Its very easy to imagine snake eavesdropping on a meeting where this goes across the table
raven stone
Well, it is consistent to the reality that people need a rationale to comfort themselves with
When doing war related things
plush mason
there is also the fact a literal evangelical cult exists in the US that believes the Jews need to burn in the holy land for the rapture to happen, and said cult has spend close to a century infiltrating US government to try and make it happen
so yeah truth really is stranger than fiction
tepid glacier
After all it’s the easyest way to have influence on people, everyone needs to believe in something
raven stone
As Word Bearers and Ecclesiarchy can attest!
fervent geode
Faith is the greatest weapon at in the hands of the wise. Faith can make the weakest man as courageous as a lion, faith can make the strong kneel in service to their lessers, faith can make or break families, communities, empires.
Even Atheists, Contrarians and Cynics believe in their principles, faith gives them direction as well.
vagrant fox
What if I don't believe in anything huh
vagrant fox
Eat sleep reproduce repeat probably
fervent geode
Eat sleep reproduce repeat probably
Valid
raven stone
I mean if we take that one Doctor Who episode into account, you can be absolutely faithless and still be stoic/brave AF
Rory Williams, man is a madlad
fervent geode
I mean if we take that *one* Doctor Who episode into account, you can be absolut...
Defo
But if i tell some sad af fella that big Choaz believes in him and the gods love him, he will summon 10k daemons on accident
vagrant fox
Give him faith and the will to power and bam you got a khornate infestation
Like rats the bloodletters
fervent geode
Like rats the bloodletters
They get that stinkin blood everywhere
vagrant fox
I wonder if warp blood is good for black pudding
plush mason
Im on par with a single celled amoeba
so in other words you are perfect for a job in politics
sacred bluff
i believe in perturabo and his conquest of the imperium 😌
raven stone
Sadly GW being GW nothing will be allowed to change much
Or if it does change they forget about it
Although yes, I acknowledge IW is one of the two traitor legions that has their shit together as a coherent force
The other being Word Bearers
fervent geode
Ill give a bone to the Tsons and say Magnus is trying to get their shit together
vagrant fox
I wouldn't
solid horizon
Although yes, I acknowledge IW is one of the two traitor legions that has their ...
autism united
wary fulcrum
I wouldn't
To be fair, they did work together to single handedly allow daemons a good time in real space
vagrant fox
Listen I might be a khornehead but I don't mess with no daemons
Man SOMA is a crazy game, those developers should make less Amnesia
raven stone
China, Iran, Russia, Spain, Norway and Oman foreign ministers be like...
"Strange times, eh?"
storm jungle
I mean it is basically nothing.
also no nukes are gonna drop man, stop worrying lol
raven stone
(My joke is more the Iranian side of the chart consists of countries you don't normally see aligned at all)
rocky gale
Watched a show called years and years, and in it on Trumps last day in office of his second term decides to nuke China because he doesn't care about getting re-elected since he can't run a third time
storm jungle
LMFAO
Im still curious how thats gonna go down
i legit wonder if he'll leave office or go full scorched earth regarding policies hes gonna pass
limpid granite
i legit wonder if he'll leave office or go full scorched earth regarding policie...
We know hes a manchild
Hes deathly afraid of not getting re elected
rocky gale
Hmm
rose thorn
Cities
rocky gale
Most likely
storm jungle
Not enough comets booo
rose thorn
rocky gale
Could be Elves for Cities
rose thorn
It’s probably a foot knight or something since the other model we have with a back lantern is
rose thorn
lol
celest dome
Corsair
Factions
Report
?
raven stone
Well at least they are trying to be imaginative
heady rivet
Im still curious how thats gonna go down
Names himself to the supreme court to just become the 2nd President to become one also
heady rivet
But first he resigns a day before the presidency ends to also be the 2nd to do that too
He just 2nd-maxxes
Study up
He also opens up the George Wallace school of grifting
heady rivet
Dementia strikes for the last time, sometime in the next 90 days
Trump is fully lucid and he's gonna live until 125 
Trump isnt dementia-ridden or senile he really is just like that
celest dome
2 out of 3, i'll accept it
fervent geode
2 out of 3, i'll accept it
Tbf actions feels less likely than factions
Esp since several factions got stuff
languid meadow
storm jungle
Based?
outer wave
True!!
wintry cloud
Man this is awesome design wise but depressing
Every passage was like “their doom came a long time ago”
“Before they knew it, there was no salvation”
“It’s not gonna get better”
Thanks GW
vagrant fox
Well it is 40k
wintry cloud
Yeah i forget that sometimes
“Although the most durable of the marines, the death guard couldn’t endure the plague”
Are all these guys depressed
winter pine
Are all these guys depressed
yeah the death guard are mostly coping about their fate post-Heresy
wintry cloud
Hell i meant the writing team
wintry cloud
(In a sarcastic kinda way)
Also hats off to gellerpox
I was actually pretty disgusted reading their little tidbits
There is nothing i enjoyed about a ship crew slowly getting nurgle plagued, merging into fat bloating beasts of flesh and metal, almost ready to burst.
Worst thing in the book,
Will be getting these guys
vagrant fox
Book looks interesting, I should have it
wintry cloud
Its nice if youre a super dork and just wanna look at all the tiny details in minis
Its also pretty big
outer wave
Too bad Gellarpox wasn't ever talked about again after 8th edition
wintry cloud
That’s upsetting
outer wave
Least from what I know
They were made for Killteam and I dont think they were that popular?
Shame cuz it expands on how infectious Nurgle is capable of
opaque coyote
By Superfeyn
mfw you're such a dick you somehow break through Callidus Temple brainwashing
Years of brainwashing since childhood
Broken by the mean girl
...
Honestly accurate ngl they can be fucking infuriating.
rocky gale
Who was she buying? for
Why yes spell check, that is where the question mark belongs in that sentence
heady rivet
raven stone
AI
Avocado Intelligence
solid horizon
Adolf Itler
daring creek
thinking about it
my mom still believing fairies, santa clause, and unicorns well into her late 40s shows she hasn't lost or grown past childlike fantasy
Might be why she's so goddamn immature and childish
raven stone
my mom still believing fairies, santa clause, and unicorns well into her late 40...
…I will say this: there is nothing inherently wrong with fantasy on the provision that one can pull their act together to be a mature adult when needed.
This balance is what I am aiming for :p
Serious when called for
daring creek
…I will say this: there is nothing inherently wrong with fantasy *on the provisi...
Fantasy is problematic here because she supplements it for reality itself
ie, snake oil bs
and generally not growing or improving as a person
raven stone
Fantasy is problematic here because she supplements it for reality itself
…yea ok, in that case, yes, it cannot and should not supplement reality.
My personal outlook is Mature/Work hard, Play/Fantasy hard, in that balance, and not supplementing reality with fantasy 😅
daring creek
and neglecting me at the same time. she has a fake degree in "spiritual healing"
raven stone
Yikes
daring creek
250% sure that was a scam she fell for
heady rivet
my mom still believing fairies, santa clause, and unicorns well into her late 40...
Okay how does she still believe in Santa
daring creek
Okay how does she still believe in Santa
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Well.
Blame her mother
uhhh
its, some lore.
lmao.
heady rivet
daring creek
i dontknow why really
she thinks words make reality
like saying pigs will fall out the sky will make pigs fall out the sky
daring creek
she doesnt follow her own logic either
daring creek
As a joke: this *is* the lore channel 😅
kek
Its funny at first
and gets annoying real fast
just tired of cleaning up after an overgrown toddler.
cant believe I let her gaslight me into thinking her BS """business""" was gonna take off last month
raven stone
What…business…is it?
daring creek
supposed to be an anime cafe
raven stone
And, if you don’t mind me asking - if your mother is only 40…is the age gap between you two more like siblings at times?
Anime cafe could have worked, but you need quite a lot of management experience, hiring experience, and in depth trend knowledge, which…it doesn’t sound like she has.
daring creek
And, if you don’t mind me asking - if your mother is only 40…is the age gap betw...
47
shes cooked
daring creek
And, if you don’t mind me asking - if your mother is only 40…is the age gap betw...
im 20
raven stone
Ok. So not really sibling like, but…yea. I can smell the cooking all the way across the Pond.
opaque coyote
supposed to be an anime cafe
To be honest, nothing wrong with that, but also like
Businesses in general have a low success rate even when the economy isn't down the shittier
daring creek
she behaves like a kid so i think of her as a sister
opaque coyote
An anime cafe is already quite niche
There's a reason that most of them are either in popular cities, usually near convention centers
Or in Japan
daring creek
To be honest, nothing wrong with that, but also like
Businesses in general have...
no if we just think positively enough and pray to our guides it will surely succeed
dead at the start, dead at the end
billions in debt
no 401k
opaque coyote
billions in debt
HUH??
raven stone
no if we just think positively enough and pray to our guides it will surely succ...
Are…are you sure she isn’t actually…well, damaged in the head medically speaking….? (Forgive a clumsy attempt at being polite about disabilities)
opaque coyote
Yeah I was low-key questioning for a sec
daring creek
but shes lost a lot of money bc of this shit
opaque coyote
but shes lost a lot of money bc of this shit
Sad but tbf again
Small businesses fail because of this
It's not her business idea or even wanting to start one that's bad necessarily
It just seems that she doesn't have a fucking plan
daring creek
Are…are you sure she isn’t actually…well, damaged in the head medically speaking...
Shes emotionally underdeveloped from what i can tell
opaque coyote
Zero backup in case of things going to shit
daring creek
It just seems that she doesn't have a fucking plan
horde
simply horde trash cuz itll be useful eventually
opaque coyote
simply horde trash cuz itll be useful eventually
Yeah she's definitely mentally ill
daring creek
for the cafe!!!!!
opaque coyote
Hoarding IRL is the sign of mental illnes
Hoarding in video games is completely normal.
No I will not use this item, I need to for later
daring creek
^^^^^^^^^^
raven stone
Actual physical hoarding does indicate something more complex at work here, yea
Games don’t count because they don’t take up physical space, but in real life
You kind of get sick of things getting in your way normally speaking.
opaque coyote
and neglecting me at the same time. she has a fake degree in "spiritual healing"
Oh
She's cooked
Either that or will become a billionaire
No in-between
Cooked 99.99% of the time though
daring creek
Cooked 99.99% of the time though
Shes goofy to the extreme as well
bitch tried to claim my birthday wish
promptly blew that shit out
like
heady rivet
bitch tried to claim my birthday wish
How is your mom 8 years old
daring creek
i dont even believe in her bs but that just read as so shitty to me
I DON FUCKINKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
lmfao
opaque coyote
promptly blew that shit out
This type of shit is what makes reddit atheists
opaque coyote
Lowkey most staunch reddit-tier Atheists have severe religious trauma
daring creek
or atleast my mothers brand of bullshit
I tolerate it I simply cannot approve of it though
live your life but please do that in moderation
opaque coyote
I HATE SPIRITUALITY
Basically don't substitute crystals for taking your kid to the doctor
daring creek
I find it interesting but must always question it
opaque coyote
I do think things like incense legit give a calming feeling
daring creek
Basically don't substitute crystals for taking your kid to the doctor
she tried so damn hard to delay my vaccines
opaque coyote
she tried so damn hard to delay my vaccines
...
daring creek
I do think things like incense legit give a calming feeling
I mean it does
opaque coyote
Holy Facebook mom
daring creek
Good smell
opaque coyote
Like she sounds exactly like a crazy Facebook mom
daring creek
Holy Facebook mom
erm ackshally shes a youtube shorts mom 
daring creek
mhm
rocky gale
my mom still believing fairies, santa clause, and unicorns well into her late 40...
I'm not saying I believe in the Fae, but I'm not risking it by breaking their rules
opaque coyote
Etc.
opaque coyote
I'm not saying I believe in the Fae, but I'm not risking it by breaking their ru...
Lowkey was terrified of saying bloody Mary 3x
Cause of this shit
raven stone
I'm not saying I believe in the Fae, but I'm not risking it by breaking their ru...
As I said far above - believing in Fanatsy is fine so long as you don’t throw reality out…
opaque coyote
once saw me as a parent
Hasn't she read a Greek story
Every prophecy is taken on the road to avoid it...
And also usually takes decades
raven stone
once saw me as a parent
Your ma completely missed THAT message, considering the levels of maturity at play here…
rocky gale
Also who knows if the prophecy means what you think it means
opaque coyote
And also usually takes decades
Lowkey, it's funny as shit because one time I think the Greek hero that slayed Medusa. I forgot his name
opaque coyote
He was tasked to kill his dad so he legit just shoved his wife (who was pregnant) into a barrel and threw her into the ocean
So of course years upon years later
daring creek
Hasn't she read a Greek story
Every prophecy is taken on the road to avoid it.....
Ironically enough she hoards books and reads none of them
opaque coyote
So of course years upon years later
Perseus threw a disc during a game