40k-lore-chat

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-titus-boltgun-cadeo-warhammer-gif-17789098804492899672

[lament shoal]

Boltgun 2 looks dope af

[winter pine]

flesh tearer stuck in the body of an ultramarine

[lament shoal]

They should've added co op tho, since there's a new character

[opaque coyote]

Again

Chaos Space Marine Boltgun DLC

Need

Do you know how fucking cool a Chaos themed Arsenal would be?

Play as the second worst faction (morally) in the setting!

(first being Dark Eldar)

Also it would be interesting to finally do stuff like

Kill Guardsmen and regular SMs

Finally, a CSM gets to be the helmet less one

[flat nimbus]

they’re a dlc protag, they’d totally still have a helmet on

[winter pine]

Black Templars fans would throw the biggest shitfit possible so now I kinda want it too

[opaque coyote]

Could even reuse some enemies

Because Chaos often infights

Like if it's a Khornate Berserker, you could 100% fight against Tzeentch MFS and other Chaos people

It's perfect for a DLC

[winter pine]

Or other Khornate Berserkers too lmao

[opaque coyote]

Yeah just gotta add some Imperium forces with it as well

And boom

[opaque coyote]

Y tho

No like seriously why though

40k is a setting where everything is shit

Why not play as someone who is even worse than the average Space Marine

[winter pine]

It's my stand in for people who have to insist the Imperium is good and get actually mad if you say otherwise

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah

But like playing as a villain can be fun?

You don't have to worry about things like morality

It's why I like evil choices (when they're done well)

[winter pine]

I liked Rogue Trader because you can be two flavors of villain

[opaque coyote]

Chaos Worshipper and Imperium Stan

Hell even the good options are just

"Slightly less miserable"

But also I mainly want a Chaos Marine POV DLC because using Chaos themed weapons sound cool

Like using a Sonic Gun

Or some sorcery from Tzeentch

Etc

[winter pine]

Using a Noise Marine Sonic Blaster to make a Guardsman's head explode sounds pretty fun

[opaque coyote]

And that's why I want it

GIVE YOURSELF TO THE DARK GODS

LET THE GALAXY BURN!

[daring creek]

That would be awesome. Id love to kill loyalists

[daring creek]

Might be the most ethical thing atp

Or at the very least

Kill the imperium

[rose thorn]

Childish chaos worshiper vs mature star children worshipper

[daring creek]

Maintain the golden throne

[rose thorn]

BLOW IT UP WITH IEDS

[daring creek]

And maybe some other way to feed the emperor than a thousand souls a day

Give psykers anti psychotics or whatever

[winter pine]

The exact vibe I want for a game centered around playing a Chaos Marine

[rose thorn]

THE STAR GODS SENT ME THR BLUEPRINTS FOR PIPE BOMBS AND SAID I NEED TO BLOW UP THE GOLDEN THRONE

[fervent geode]

RAHHH PEAK

[undone elm]

I wanna see a Boltgun DLC or installment where you play as a regular-ass (named) guardsman who survives on sheer fuck-it-we-ball energy

Like this sorta shit

[fervent geode]

Nah put a daemon in him

This guy could do well in the XVIIth

[daring creek]

ABSOLUTE SHOVELING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flat nimbus]

so Fire-Warrior-but-You’re-Impy-Goo

[daring creek]

oh

thats a knife in that guys butt

😭

poor dude

[flat nimbus]

alas, being Chaos makes it hard to find someone you can trust to watch your ass

[daring creek]

Don't khornates have a tedency of killing eachother

Yall ever cope with a tv character death by going "well their actor is alive so its okay"

[fervent geode]

Depends on the warband

Some are disciplined af

In some whoever kills the boss is the new boss

[daring creek]

that sounds orky

[fervent geode]

Violence Fungus and Violence Humans have some similarities

[daring creek]

Then..khorne still doesn't like orks?

They sound ideal

for eachother

wait that'd make them way too OP yeah?

[fervent geode]

He finds them fun to fight

But orks always worship Gork n mork

He keeps Ork Warboss Tuska Daemonkilla in his realm to fight his minions

When tuska dies khorne brings him back

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-gif-23482520

Ok.

Thats pretty cool lmfao

[fervent geode]

Yeah if you think about tuska's in heaven

Endless war

Forever

[daring creek]

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[paper haven]

When Eternal Crusade was still playable, matches between orks and chaos space Marines were always the most fun because both sides completely ignored the objective in favor of fighting all out

[daring creek]

Hell fuckin yea lmfao

[winter pine]

One thing I want to do with my eventual Ork army is a feud with a Khornate warband after the Orks captured one of their aspiring champions and did something like feed him to squigs

Total insult to the weird Khorne sense of honor they can't let go and the boys are confused about it

[paper haven]

Thraxx Teamkill Murderfiend was my character's name.

It was a shame the game didn't let you have two melee weapons

[winter pine]

banning me for teamkilling as a World Eater smh

just being lore accurate

[paper haven]

Shameful behavior

[fervent geode]

Khârn does not approve😡

[vagrant fox]

As usual moderation is the death of fun

[flat nimbus]

TOLD YA I KNEW WHERE DA GOOD FIGHTIN WUZ

[fervent geode]

DA WAAAAAAAAGH NEVA ENDS WIF DEZ SPIKY GITZ

[jade holly]

If Vashtorr achieves Apotheosis, would he even choose a Primarch to join him?

[fervent geode]

Nah why would he

[vagrant fox]

I sure hope not

[fervent geode]

And neither Perturabo nor Lorgar would submit to his lanky ass

[jade holly]

Pragmatism given the others have one

[fervent geode]

He doesn't need one

As a new God first things first he'd need to solidify his position

Maybe some elevations of daemon princes

But trying to snatch up an undivided daemon primarch is kind of a middle finger to the four

[jade holly]

What about a Daemon prince ascended from the Dark Mechanicum?

[vagrant fox]

Why not some of them are vashheads

Although he hates fleshies

[vagrant fox]

This made me look up Karl Kopinski to see how he's doing and man what a recovery

[shadow plover]

Very happy to see it

[fervent geode]

Sure why not

[tepid glacier]

Is the white armor of the new series sororitas for something un particular like some kind of faction/class or more like visual thing?

[storm jungle]

Its the color scheme if another Order

[tepid glacier]

Nearly all sororitas i watch were using red and black colors

Oh so there is like diferent faction on sororitas?

[storm jungle]

Yeah like all factions yep

[sacred ginkgo]

Cause thats the generic order of the martyred lady or whatever

[tepid glacier]

Cool, those white armor looks really good

What’s the diference between factions, is there any significant thing like behaviours or just diferent leaders

[sacred ginkgo]

Its like space marine chapters

They just don't get entire separate codex's

[tepid glacier]

So they’re completely diferent on behaviours?

[celest dome]

They have different focuses, but they're more similar than lets say Blood Angels and Space Wolfs

[tepid glacier]

Apart from the codex i they’re all like some specific behaviour related to genetic primarch right

Oh i see

[celest dome]

Kinda like IG Regiments

Different aesthetic, and all, but still working the same way and such

[tepid glacier]

Are the Sororitas much more strong than regular soldier? Or just the same with a power armor and tons of feith? I was wondering cause maybe some day we will have it on DT (but maybe zealot have this role on the game)

[celest dome]

They're not genetically modified

But they're more often better fed, which can affect those things

[cerulean trellis]

They are basically normal mortals but with power armor and enough faith and zeal to make a difference

[tepid glacier]

Are the faith translated into some kind of power on this universe? I know orcs can make this a strengh but not sure what to think about humans feith on the emperor

[celest dome]

Faith ? yes they have various "Act of Faith" powers that basically are similar to the Psyker stuff but with different rules

And they have the Living Saints too

[cerulean trellis]

The white ones are from the order of tge sacred rose iirc

[celest dome]

Which basically act as Greater Deamons for the Emperor

[tepid glacier]

Oh yeah St celestina was like some kind of Daemon revived by (?)

[sacred ginkgo]

They also have an army wide 6+ fnp if we want to count that

[tepid glacier]

I read something about she reviving 2 sororitas on Cadia fight if i’m not wrong probably due faith powers

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats Celestine

[celest dome]

Never heard of the Golden Light

[celest dome]

That's part of their Act of Faith (Shield of Faith or something)

[tepid glacier]

Seems like custodes version

Maybe those are more close to terra

[celest dome]

Nah, just golden armoured Sister

[cerulean trellis]

Me neither

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably cause they didn't have an army rule or smth

[storm jungle]

As we know guys Custodes invented the color gold

https://tenor.com/view/plink-nerd-plank-plink-cat-cat-gif-17569403098672348326

[fervent geode]

Was Dorn Custodes

And Sangiuins

Because gold

[tepid glacier]

[storm jungle]

I had to sorry

[fervent geode]

Same

[cerulean trellis]

not mentioned in either ordo majoris or minoris either

[fervent geode]

They are an Ordo Minoris descended from the Order of Our Martyred Lady

They were at the Octarius War

Their thing is that apparently their combat zones are generally around their stated death sites and its rumour that the scholas have no records of providing them recruits

Leading to rumours that the whole order is just martyrs who resurrect over and over

[cerulean trellis]

interesting

[celest dome]

Wouldn't the presence of Celestian point to ordo Majoris ?

[cerulean trellis]

not that i know of, then again i do not own any of the modern codices

afaik the celestians are the elite of said order no matter if it is an order majoris or minoris

[fervent geode]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Order_of_the_Golden_Light

Here

Afaik Celestians don't have to be from a ordo majoris, there was a Celestian named Martika from the minor Order of the Bleeding Heart

Albeit she was from a White Dwarf

[vagrant fox]

What's wrong with White Dwarf, are you beefing with the real G now?

[solid horizon]

a friend of mine still has a metal white dwarf mini

the mini I've dreamed of all my childhood 😔

[fervent geode]

They created the Moon Eaters

Moon Eating displeases me

[vagrant fox]

Horrid little things they deserve it

[fervent geode]

May this "White Dwarf" be housemates with Knife Ears and served Boiled Beer by Umgi

[crisp heath]

You can kinda make Talos on space marine 2 now

[vagrant fox]

Who I never heard of him

[vagrant fox]

Freaky Word Bearer ritual, Dilara warn this goof

[fervent geode]

Tiber Septim or something

[fervent geode]

Its too late, the beer has been boiled

[crisp heath]

Ah its just this very funny guy who got slimed by an eldar in a backwater planet

[vagrant fox]

it's mostly the elf racism I take issue with but if it's against TES elves I'll let it slide

beer is awful anyways

Talos did literally nothing wrong

[cerulean trellis]

He got what?

[vagrant fox]

like in Nickelodeon

[fervent geode]

Yes its against the altmer because they deserve it

[limpid granite]

slimed means killed

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tusareve-katy

no like this

[cerulean trellis]

Oh, i did not know that dlimed could be used for killed

[limpid granite]

its slang

[crisp heath]

Dumb american slang

I use it because i find it funny

[crisp heath]

I mean... he did one thing wrong

Trusted Cyrion way too much

[cerulean trellis]

Fair ^^
I tend to say things rather bluntly xD
Unless its slaanesh adjacent, then i do not

The inquisition is always listening

[solid horizon]

poxbursters for some reason

[heady rivet]

Hello my fellow Stormcloak. How is your Altmer wife btw

[vagrant fox]

Dunmer thank you very much

plagued and hounded by this god damn meme legion

Today I also the day I find out a store opened like 20 minutes away from me it's so over

[fervent geode]

Wtf

Still waiting for the XVII one

[vagrant fox]

Surely you mean XII

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945750599037759529/1478011788711952485/RDT_20260301_180942.mp4?ex=69a6d93e&is=69a587be&hm=66d0f9ffb0c6aa47055dc4bf57bbd73808b9d0205ab4dbf29cd1da3584a3af69&

Maybe I should replay ass effect

[fervent geode]

[fervent geode]

The only thing i know is that mass efect anthropedia is bad so go ahead

[vagrant fox]

Bit of a shame, it had cool concepts and probably the best gameplay

[cerulean trellis]

true

[crisp heath]

One day GW and Warhammer is going to get big in Brazil so I won't have to buy stuff with USD

One day...

[shadow plover]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jgwkothg/eye-of-terror-the-reign-of-iron-begins/

goes hard

[solid horizon]

kravek morne looks so depressed lmao

[vagrant fox]

I would be if I still had to deal with this Cadian nonsense

[crisp heath]

That's just the average Iron Warrior face

[vagrant fox]

how queer, belt-fed?

[fervent geode]

Agripinaa not an easy nut to crack i figure

[storm jungle]

they'll put those Cadian I MEAN purple eyed combat servitors they got to use

[solid horizon]

mechbros are cooked

[storm jungle]

I hope so

[celest dome]

That's the most lopsided fight I've seen in quite a few years

Also the 2 pockets of skitarii behind the IW's front line

[shadow plover]

and the one random strider

also some cadians

oh it's quite a few actually

a SPINCER MOVE

Iron bros malding

[limpid granite]

light work for the mechanicus

[solid horizon]

oh...

so that's how you paint an IW warpsmith...

10k years and the iron bros didnt rust

[fervent geode]

Hah false mech

[crisp heath]

Wait are these like daemon engines or mutated mfs? Cause GOD DAMN theyre big 😭

[shadow plover]

it's the new Defiler

[solid horizon]

defilers used to be less tall

but theyve always had the hugeass 160mm base

[celest dome]

Defiler used to be Crab Dreadnaughts

[solid horizon]

which makes them very difficult to maneouver in streets

[fervent geode]

Doom Crab's son

[solid horizon]

pistonhand lives

||or at least I hope so||

[fervent geode]

Vhostok was saved by Kravek to serve as his Consul Praevian🙏

[crisp heath]

Bigger than I thought, in my mind they were slightly bigger than a dreadnought

[shadow plover]

ah, they've always been pretty big

though this one is a bit bigger

[crisp heath]

The ultimate life form, the peak of design: crab

[fervent geode]

All life turneth to krab

[flat nimbus]

Cawl

[hallow saddle]

those helmets from the IW upgrade sprue do make a difference for sure

they look like IWs

i wish gw would make some renegade csm backpacks at some point, thatd be sick (like legionary backpacks but with more little trinket bits and salvaged stuff instead of the chaos growths)

[raven stone]

Apocalypse making a return

Who could have seen

[fervent geode]

Josh Reynolds return

[rocky gale]

Now if only anyone could afford an apocalypse army

[jade holly]

Wait Eye of Terror reveal today??

[heady rivet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jade holly]

Fuck, damnit ah chaos gods damn it fuck. Why must I have started a Necrons army when the IW get all this cool shit now??

[rose thorn]

NEWWWW DOK

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/871suqbd/blood-hags-lead-the-charge-in-new-daughters-of-khaine-battletome/

[jade holly]

Welp, looks like I’ll buy the book, any potential combat patrol then set it aside

[rose thorn]

taking bets on whos getting army boxes with uh reign of iron

[fervent geode]

Admech, CSM

Gods i want some chaos knights

[rose thorn]

The third book features new Detachments for Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines, Chaos Knights, Imperial Knights, and the Adeptus Mechanicus

https://tenor.com/view/the-binding-of-isaac-repentance-boss-home-death-gif-9507205660016781454

MORE

FUCKING

SPACE MARINE DETACHMENTS

[fervent geode]

Please i love chaos knights give me some fucking chaos knights

[fervent geode]

[rocky gale]

Holy shitass

[rose thorn]

ITEA PEAK!!!

my partner is so excieted

DoK finally ahve a fucking anvil unit

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-birthday-happy-birthday-peter-griffin-lois-gif-9160008

Meteor unrelated

[rose thorn]

meg is GSC

[rocky gale]

The value boxes are all garbage but peak new unit

[rose thorn]

its good for new players

which, i guess is good sincemost DoK players are veterans

[jade holly]

Value boxes? I didn’t see them on the site

Oh for AoS

[rocky gale]

This is like the 5th time they've put Morathi in a value box

If someone doesn't have her by now they don't want her

[rocky gale]

Not for me, it's got all the old models I don't want

[rose thorn]

morathi or blood blood cauldron, call it

[rocky gale]

When I first got into AoS I was going to collect DoK but I absoltely hate their battle line models

[limpid granite]

when the most popular faction gets more content

[rocky gale]

So didn't start collecting them

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/counting-my-money

[jade holly]

Should 40K Eldar get updated Dark Reapers or are they already updated

[hallow saddle]

theyre new

[hollow lantern]

They were updated within memory

[hallow saddle]

couple of years ago anyway

wow 4 years ago

[jade holly]

I’m just hoping that new RT trailer I saw means new Trazyn model soon

[arctic talon]

Dark reapers are already updated

[rose thorn]

i think eldar has no more old models

besides vehicles

Craftworld eldar

[arctic talon]

They got some old resin stuff discontinued and dire avengers and wraiths

Wraiths are from 6e

Dire avengers also

[cerulean trellis]

withcelves in ARMOR?!!!! HERESY!!!!

[rocky gale]

You mean perfection

Begone battle bikini

Armour is here to slay

[fervent geode]

Yes... armour

This pleases

[cerulean trellis]

tbh unarmored witchelves always made sense to me, as the reason why they did not wear any kidn of armor was as to not only spill their enemies blood for khaine but their own as well

they do look awesome though ^^

[vagrant fox]

I like this one

[winged jacinth]

I think this was the canon
Honestly though if you go into battle with armor you just get to battle longer before you bleed the same amount

[rose thorn]

watch review about shitty AI generated web series

"man the story seems good too im sad that it is conveyed in a shitty format-"

turns out its a litearl 1 to 1 rip of baroque and godhusk

[rose thorn]

fun fact, this mask and the mask on the slaughter sister move with thier face when they are murdeirng

anyone read godhusk? it seems really good

[winter pine]

Godhusk is great, wish there was more of that particularly insane body horror like Garage: Bad Dream Adventure

[ionic vessel]

https://www.nobleknight.com/P/2148366853/Warhammer-40000---Darktide-the-Card-Game/?awid=1506

there is darktide card game

[tough haven]

I wonder if its good

Is that the only place to buy it?

[rose thorn]

hey uh

am i stupid ior is there some model in the article i cant seem to find

[fervent geode]

Idt there was any

I think WarCom is confused

[heady rivet]

I watched one video on James Dean today and my suggested videos just had a looksmaxxing channel trying to mathematically measure how hot he was

[rose thorn]

ooh yeah i heard of garage

[wintry cloud]

Ill never escape poverty

Please have good rules

[rose thorn]

it seems like htye arent gonna be a statsheet army like they currently are

[wintry cloud]

Yeah

Heroes n rituals

I just want heads to roll

For khaine

[rose thorn]

Morathi’s faithful are known for their holy Blood Rites, which are greatly expanded through the battletome’s new battle traits. Now, you’ll anoint a chosen hero who empowers the entire army through completing sacred rites – no surprises that most of them involve someone dying – and passes their unique abilities on to successive champions after death.

uhhh didnt dok have an army ability that activates when anyones units die?

[wintry cloud]

Not that i remember from index

They just get stronger each round

[rose thorn]

i mean

my bad

i meant sister slol

[wintry cloud]

Khorne has that tho ye

[wintry cloud]

R u ok mag

[rose thorn]

i meant sisters of battle

[wintry cloud]

Oh

My fault

[rose thorn]

nono i said dok not sister slol

[wintry cloud]

😭

[arctic talon]

I still hate how they got rid of melee range

AoS 5e

Bring back melee range

And my life is yours

[fervent geode]

Happy for them

Still waiting for my Seraphon Battletome

Cmon james

[arctic talon]

The most unique thing aside from double turns

[plush mason]

you play warhammer, that was a given

[rose thorn]

lol

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/the_whar/status/2028500771503853904?s=20

Whar❓️ (@the_whar)

Imagining Robin effectively ragebaiting Riddler by replying to all his riddles with this

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has anyone seen absolute scarecrow

yeesh

honestly the best he's looked in a while

[solid horizon]

mr bean

[spring cairn]

my only interactions with absolute is lookng at the designs and going

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-gif-9268220928081416024

[spring cairn]

yep that's awsme

and never reading it

[storm jungle]

You should

Its peak

[rocky gale]

Na comics are for nerds

[storm jungle]

Just like minis

Lap it up nerd

[lament shoal]

Loving this gun so far

[storm jungle]

🫵

[rocky gale]

They're called models and they're art

[storm jungle]

Sloppa*

They’re toys

[outer wave]

A gamer? In the darktide discord server? Say it ain't so!

[storm jungle]

And thats okay to admit

🙂

[fervent geode]

Art

No mere toy

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tusareve-katy

[storm jungle]

No coom allowed in lore chat

[vagrant fox]

slimers nut

[outer wave]

Green coom....

Must be full of algae

[vagrant fox]

where's the darktide update dilara

get to it playtester

[rocky gale]

Sounds like Lough Neagh

[outer wave]

Sorry, who?

Or what?

[storm jungle]

Cockness or something

[outer wave]

Cock

[storm jungle]

Druid nonsense

[outer wave]

Ahhh

[vagrant fox]

it's lough like a loogie and neagh like a horse

a horse loogie

[outer wave]

Lough Neagh Monster rising....

[rocky gale]

Lough Neagh is the largest freshwater lake in the British Isles

[rocky gale]

That's Lough Ness

[outer wave]

Ahhhhh

[lament shoal]

I'm a rare specimen here I know

[daring creek]

That's untreated piss actually

[outer wave]

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be that green; it'd be dark brown or black

[rocky gale]

The joke is that Lough Neagh has been so badly maintained by environmental regulations that it's literally turned green due to all the algae

[vagrant fox]

Oh yeah Lough Neagh is entirely green

[rocky gale]

Like they fucked it

[outer wave]

Christ

Does anything live in there?

Aside from the algae

[arctic talon]

wtf lol

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/premium-monkey-by-hero-911-glass-drinking-monkey

[outer wave]

I can't imagine the blooms dying would allow for any fish to live

[heady rivet]

Thats my house please show some respect

[arctic talon]

Bacteria maybe

[limpid granite]

hmmmm mountain dew

[humble shoal]

Nope blooms kill everything

Takes all of the oxygen out of the water

[outer wave]

That's awful

[vagrant fox]

Nothing more European than politicians currying farmers votes by letting them kill all the local wildlife

Feels patriotic

[humble shoal]

Happens in the ocean too

Makes dead spots

Where nothing lives

(Even the algae eventually die)

[outer wave]

Oh with the lack of live coral?

Awful

[arctic talon]

Coral bleaching is from heat

Generally

[vagrant fox]

Depends on what and why, the Gulf of Mexico dead zone is excess nutrient runoff from the Mississippi that creates huge algal blooms that kills all the marine life

[rocky gale]

In Lough Neaghs case it's literally all just down to industrial run off from farms

[outer wave]

CO2 mixing with the water to make it more acidic

[vagrant fox]

This thing is yuge

[arctic talon]

Also true

Anyways remember to exterminate all lion fish

Disgusting creatures

Kill them all

[humble shoal]

Fuck em

Lanternflies too

[vagrant fox]

Youtube keeps showing me shorts of lion fish getting owned

[arctic talon]

Anyone who protests the removal of invasive species actively decimating ecosystems is actually a smooth brain lol

[rocky gale]

and I watched a video about the Lough and a guy researched it a whole bunch and found that there was basically a report written 50-60 years ago warning that this would happen if some sort of regulation wasn't put in place to prevent it and the government just ignored it.

[humble shoal]

They breed like rabbits, and are carnivorous and poisonous

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/one-billion-lion-fish-gif-21760828

[outer wave]

African bullfrogs too (in Aussieland)

[arctic talon]

I’m not surprised tbh

[daring creek]

Ain't the farmer community plagued with right wing extremists

Also

[vagrant fox]

yes

[daring creek]

How are we defining "farmers"

[humble shoal]

In soprano land there are chemicals in the water that turn the frogs sterile

(Yes the gay frogs chemical)

[vagrant fox]

Small millionaires who think they're hot shit and vote very right

[daring creek]

Farmers could just be owners of a plantation with poorly payed immigrants

[heady rivet]

Insane how he was RIGHT

[humble shoal]

Well no he wasnt

It made the frogs hermaphrodites

Not gay

[daring creek]

Intersex

[rocky gale]

and the best part is Lough Neagh is where 40% of Northern Ireland gets it's drinking water from

[humble shoal]

Way better

[humble shoal]

Nah both but neither worked

[arctic talon]

I guess it’s drinkable 💀

Maybe

[vagrant fox]

Was it that Stephen J Reid guy?

[heady rivet]

This explains why Northern Ireland English are Like That

[vagrant fox]

He's got some good things

[outer wave]

Tale as old as time:

Govt proposes something
Researchers predict bad things will happen eventually from proposal
Is ignored by government and proposal goes through
Issue arises just as researchers predicted

[rocky gale]

Delicious

[arctic talon]

Is the algae edible

[outer wave]

Yum matcha foam

[arctic talon]

Or is it the type that kills you

With poison

[outer wave]

I'd imagine its poisonous

[vagrant fox]

Blue-green algae is bad innit

[heady rivet]

(another 20 trillion)

[arctic talon]

Normally yes

[rocky gale]

Yea it's Blue Green algae, it'll kill you

[limpid granite]

something something animal abuse

you can just pick an iguana off of the street in florida

[arctic talon]

Exterminate all lion fish bruh

Well not all

But most of them

[vagrant fox]

It happened here when the long term openly corrupt politician wanted a 6th capstone project for his career

[arctic talon]

Bcs most of them are invasive

[limpid granite]

enough so they arent an issue

[plush mason]

any of them that are in places they shouldnt be

which is alot of places

[arctic talon]

A breeding pair is an issue

Kill em all outside of their actual habitat

[vagrant fox]

I hate Lars Løkke so much he's the #1 reason all politicians should be guillotined

[outer wave]

It's ALWAYS THEM

[arctic talon]

They do so much ecological damage it’s nuts

[vagrant fox]

and then kill the invasive ants

[rocky gale]

I learned a while ago that the spread of the invasive grey squirrel is actually being fought off by the reintroduction of the native Pine Marten

[arctic talon]

Based

[vagrant fox]

He made one decision and now 98% of the monitored marine areas suddenly fail to meet good chemical status it's genuinely wild, he wasn't even a prime minister in charge of anything to do with that I'm so mad

[outer wave]

I hope we do got movements to help alleviate this ecological damage in places like where those Lionfish are

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to the electric death wall in that river in Illinois

[outer wave]

Fuuuuck

[heady rivet]

To kill Carp I think

[rocky gale]

Because the Pine Marten's will hunt and eat squirrels and the native red squirrels are adapted to avoid and escape from them, but the invasive Grey's are not. So by reintroducing a native species we're combating an invasive one.

[vagrant fox]

zased

[outer wave]

Based

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s to obliterate Asian carp

It works great

Except when a human touches it

Then it works less great

[vagrant fox]

just don't touch it 4head

[arctic talon]

People are stupid and don’t read

Then they die to the water that kills you

[vagrant fox]

They should've just not touched it 4head

[heady rivet]

No no, it still works as intended. It still fries the thing

[arctic talon]

Nah it only causes cardiac arrests in humans

[vagrant fox]

Kudzu is a wild invasive, crazy that a plant can be so malevolent

[spring cairn]

I thought kudzu was just ivy's 1

[vagrant fox]

"The vine that ate the South" is a coolass nickname though

[spring cairn]

urh

das crazy

[heady rivet]

Opening a salad bar in Atlanta with this name

[arctic talon]

It is, it’s also an evil invasive species lol

Fucking chudzu

[spring cairn]

ik i'm just trying to ragebait somone

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-yaay-haha-yaaayyyy-gif-2060140371897480676

[vagrant fox]

Because Atlanta is gay?

[heady rivet]

If the Atlanta child murders didnt happen we'd see a SanFran of the South rn

[rose thorn]

Looks like the shadow and blood option is just cosmetic

[nocturne crest]

Add some purple to replace the red and you got a neat Slannesh alter.

[vagrant fox]

Maybe it's for the best

m anarchist and m maul confirmed toxic yaoi

[heady rivet]

MAnarchist is afraid of MMaul though

[vagrant fox]

toxic yaoi

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[jade holly]

I am so ready for more Eye of Terror info

which model is up for preorder first for CSM?

[rocky gale]

Red Corsairs and Night Lords Combat Patrols

[vagrant fox]

world eaters

[storm jungle]

Word Eaters*

[outer wave]

I wish the world eaters actually ate worlds

Just like how the Deathwatch would actually watch death

Or the Ravenguard would actually guard ravens

[cerulean trellis]

nawww thast cute

[jade holly]

Don’t get me started on the Salamanders not being Salamanders

[outer wave]

I know!

Why aren't they Salamanders?!

[jade holly]

Imagine if Slamanders actually had giant Salamnder mounts tho

[outer wave]

Would make them so much more rad

[cerulean trellis]

now i imagine corvus corax sitting underneath a big tree with a giant raven perched on hsi shoudler that he feeds happily while watchign the chicks learn how to fly

[outer wave]

They dont take vehicles often but instead use giant lizards from their homeplanet for warfare

[outer wave]

Now thats based

[rocky gale]

Corvax Corax would be a lot cooler if he had a recurring bit where he asked people "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" and then just bursting out laughing like

https://klipy.com/gifs/norm-macdonald-norm-macdonald-laughing

[jade holly]

At least the Iron Hands and Iton Warriors are living up to their names

Honestly moreso than any other legion

[outer wave]

Iron Warriors aren't even made of iron

Smh

[jade holly]

Yet they use many iron based weapons and vehicles

[outer wave]

I think they would've lost a while ago if they did

Coz iron versus 40k whatever fantasy armor is uh, not a great match up I'd imagine

[cerulean trellis]

nope

[outer wave]

Wish we had Roboute Guilliman making Ultramarine puns about his legion, like "What did my son say to the blood angels? 'Brother, I am feeling sad; in fact, quite Ultramarine today.'"

[cerulean trellis]

LOL

then lion counters with a horrible joke and guilliman goes: "brother, thats dark" and lion: "like my angels" before both giggle liek schoolgirls

[outer wave]

You know what

That'd make space marines really fun for me

Them making the dumbest jokes and laughing about them

[cerulean trellis]

yeah ^^

[vagrant fox]

classic

[outer wave]

LMAO

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/live-slug-reaction-meme-gif-25228680

Kantor’s reaction

[winter pine]

I also love the bit with Abaddon sharing some evil fucked up moonshine with a World Eater

This ‘beverage’ came from a barrel with warnings of acidic toxicity, poured into flasks of twisted white metal. I had the uncomfortable feeling that Abaddon was actually making an effort to be hospitable. Telemachon refused to touch the liquid. I took a flask out of courtesy.

‘This is good,’ Lheor said as he drank the clear liquid. ‘My thanks, captain.’

I let my senses brush over Lheor’s mind, curiosity forcing me to seek any sign of deception. Unbelievably, the World Eater was telling the truth. He liked it.

‘It is adrenochrome,’ said Abaddon, ‘harvested from the adrenal glands of living slaves, and mixed with several artificial compounds, including a formula that I developed while trying to synthesise ectoplasma.’```

[cerulean trellis]

teh fuck

alpha legion boozes up too?

[vagrant fox]

my main man Lheorvine

[raven stone]

I mean, they are the deep cover legion

If any marine is gonna enjoy booze…

[winter pine]

kind of unfortunate reference with adrenchrome now though lmfao

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1392280843661217792/tumblr_fc47590ff379a9b64bb73e63d98147f0_3c52a8b8_400.gif

most beautiful boy

[winter pine]

Shout out to "World Eater who manages to keep themselves somewhat lucid and sane", gotta to be one of my favorite 40k genders

[cerulean trellis]

i am uneducated, why?

adrenochrome is neither psychoactive nor does it anything to the body and is commonly synthesised for research

[winter pine]

Qanon peddlers said that the """elites""" ripped it out of infants to eat around 2018 / 2019ish

[raven stone]

Chat, am I growing boring and old if my adult instinct to uncertainty (about work) is to…sleep earlier?

Well I can’t do anything about being old or aging, but I hope I don’t become boring 😅

[vagrant fox]

Nothing wrong with getting a full nights sleep

[rocky gale]

False, stay awake to 1am on a work night

[heady rivet]

Stay up until 1 billion o clock

[vagrant fox]

gonna take a whole melatonin right now just to tuck in early and not fall asleep

[cerulean trellis]

didn't that turn out to be a conspiracy theory?

[lament shoal]

The Epstein files revealed that they ate babies

[cerulean trellis]

so canibalism?

[heady rivet]

Basically every conspiracy theory you ever heard is just straight up true tbh

At this point

I expect the Epstein emails to have an email like "Do you still have that film set we faked the moon landing on?"

[vagrant fox]

I don't know, I'm not sure we have evidence that aliens needed to teach brown people how to stack stones to make a building

[cerulean trellis]

feels liek it with the epstein files

[lament shoal]

Yes, of infants

[cerulean trellis]

ok that is horrible but what does it have to do with Adrenochrom? you would get more if you harvest adrenalin from an adult human and transform it into adrenochrom

which is what i suspect abaddon did

[surreal nest]

a group of elites being a threat to children has never been a conspiracy do not give credence to insane conspiracy theorists

[cerulean trellis]

i concur

[rocky gale]

Of course we landed on the moon, the real conspiracy is the astronauts never came back...

[heady rivet]

Erm thats the cosmonauts theory

[rocky gale]

The werewolfs got them

[cerulean trellis]

damnit i had hoped for the complete aliens thing

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[rocky gale]

It's why they only turn into werewolfs on the full moon, that's where they come from.

[cerulean trellis]

pictures larmoth sitting in front of her pc giggling

[hollow lantern]

I really liked the Apollo 13 movie when I was younger

[rocky gale]

This is me

[lament shoal]

What a silly creature

[vagrant fox]

Stop shrimping

[heady rivet]

Looks like a Bloodborne NPC

[heady rivet]

Posture check if you failed it you need to die

[vagrant fox]

I'm standing out on my balcony so I easily pass

[heady rivet]

Looking down at phone. Death

[vagrant fox]

Wish I had a cigar right now

It is held in front of me precariously over the 4 storey drop as a test

[cerulean trellis]

darn you ... i sat straight but still checked

[vagrant fox]

If I drop it I am free

[cerulean trellis]

oh wait ... i'm gay i am nto allowed to sit straight

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/shovel-knight-shovel-knight-plush-spin-gif-11350607330369591865

[heady rivet]

Had to check, lack of confidence, evidence it happens. Death.

[cerulean trellis]

darnit

[heady rivet]

Not sitting straight and attentive. Thats death.

[vagrant fox]

Replaced my spine with concrete columns so my back is always completely straight because I'm not gay

[heady rivet]

Outside assistance needed. Death

[cerulean trellis]

[vagrant fox]

The need for brutalist architecture is paramount

It is aesthetically pleasing ai don't care what anyone says

[heady rivet]

His fingers rush to "ai" because much like brutalism he cannot parse the thought of beauty alone

[vagrant fox]

I should kill you

Dilara kill him

[heady rivet]

Appeal to authority

[lament shoal]

This is reading like something out of disco elysium

[heady rivet]

Thats the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. I'm disemboweling myself with a wakizashi as soon as possible

[lament shoal]

LMFAO

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/reference-9

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[cerulean trellis]

do you require assistance with seppuku?

[heady rivet]

I am taking applications for a kaishakunin, incidentally

[cerulean trellis]

thats the japanase word for the assistant, right?

[heady rivet]

You'd be cutting my head off after I do most of the disemboweling so i may die clean

[cerulean trellis]

so, yes. It woudl be my honour.

[storm jungle]

to quote my friend

"You dont need to make up deep state theories to hate the government. You can just hate the government."

[languid meadow]

MILO

I KNOW THAT FUCKING QOUTE

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-lack-the-technology-you-just-have-a-skill-issue-miniminuteman-short-video-gif-17495071817447482049

[storm jungle]

YEA BABY

MILO MENTIONED

🗣️

[vagrant fox]

It can mean beheading person or assistance person depending on how you read 介錯 fyi ☝️ 🤓

[heady rivet]

To be compared to
The silly politics game
It will be over

https://tenor.com/view/last-samurai-history-seppuku-harakiri-gif-1607428258730110189

[vagrant fox]

Milo Rossi is funny but I wish he'd go back to proper archaeology videos instead of the probably much higher views conspiracy videos

Ghosts of The Sahara was a poppin video

[cerulean trellis]

thanks ^^

[storm jungle]

Tbh he does balance it out mostly

the problem is his conspiracy bunkings ALSO teach a lot of history and facts

its one of the reasons why i watch them, theres so many random IRL lore dorps

[vagrant fox]

Yea I just don't care about the googledebunking Is seen it

I'll still watch though

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Speaking of which Ancient Americas dropped a video about how the Incas built their stuff today which was in Milos last video and it's very interesting everyone should watch it

[languid meadow]

My fav one is still the vampire video he did like

2 years ago

[vagrant fox]

What is autocorrect

[languid meadow]

the devil

https://tenor.com/view/mr-white-mr-white-hes-the-devil-breaking-bad-jesse-breaking-bad-describing-gif-1273854400898367643

also I never saw the fucking stock mug with DEA on it

lmao

wtf

[vagrant fox]

I suppose the incas were intelligent but not the word I wanted

[heady rivet]

This is my second seppuku haiku and you can be sure it wont be my last

[storm jungle]

BRAVO VINCE

[vagrant fox]

How many could you need

[heady rivet]

Have you seen that clip of Vince rearranging LEAVES on a table to look how he wanted? Insane man

[vagrant fox]

I've never seen the Breaking Bads outside of a gmod recreation but the final episode can't be that good if they're reviewboming dunc and egg

[solid horizon]

breaking bad has a good ending as in

it is not botched

[storm jungle]

uh idk

[solid horizon]

but most viewers lack the basic understanding skills to get that walter white is anything but a good man

[heady rivet]

Breaking Bad fans are review bombing every show that gets good reviews so they can keep the highest IMDB score but it backfired and now the BB episodes get review bombed and lose their score. Its LITERALLY the same thing that happened to Full Metal Alchemist

[vagrant fox]

Television truly is slop

Apparently they're making a new Scary Movie, I might reconsider

[languid meadow]

I will say this

when it comes to KOTSK

https://tenor.com/view/norm-norm-macdonald-should-die-everyone-involved-should-die-you-should-die-gif-11310774927353584180

both sides are fucking cringe

"Gus sends his regards"
"Winter is coming"

I just

PLEASE

be normal

remember racism makes pretty women hate you

[vagrant fox]

Hasn't been possible for a lot lf people to be normal on the Internet for the last ten years at least

Ngl so many online spaces I look at I get such a negative impression more people need to touch grass

[languid meadow]

that Mike Tyson quote rings truer every day

[vagrant fox]

Social media ruined the whole thing trust

It's such a curmudgeonly old boomer thing to say but the internet before facebook and its ilk was better in some very important ways

[languid meadow]

I also think once they started making it so you could earn money from social media is when it really started going down hill

now it's scams and rage bait for engagement

[vagrant fox]

It's more or less hand jn hand for me but yea

[storm jungle]

BB fans are literally that farting Bracken in the trial

[heady rivet]

They made Otho Bracken even more of a dickhead thats how you know its got the GRRM seal of approval

[storm jungle]

ikr

also bracken fans being mad their house is stupid af and always chooses the wrong side and are filled with cunts is my favorite point

"wah wah i dont want it!"

Too bad bitch.

50000000 MORE DEAD BRACKENS

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-skeleton-meme-8

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what a bracken is but fantasy northern england should burn

[heady rivet]

Another beautiful day of hating on the evil Old Gods, Heathens, and the Targshits

Glory to he who bore the sword

[languid meadow]

Finally saw my first anti Canadian pro separatist propaganda in person today

[vagrant fox]

First version of that meme I don't detest, mild +2

[languid meadow]

Just a shitty ass sticker on a parking post outside the liquor store 💀

[heady rivet]

Its unironically FACTUAL to the canon of ASOIAF that the Old Gods and their blood magic is ontologically evil

[vagrant fox]

Anything north of the wall were the most boring chapters in the books so I'll believe it

[rocky gale]

What the hell

[vagrant fox]

Alberta or Quebec moment?

[rocky gale]

When did being based become a crime

[heady rivet]

Blackwoods die like flies when they have to fight instead of skinning babies to do blood magic

[median star]

quebecians arent real people

[storm jungle]

Guess whos still winning bitch.

Go back to your shithovel

[rocky gale]

The cheating bastard Blackwoods

[vagrant fox]

That's a general north american phenomenon

+argentina

[rocky gale]

Turns out wars real easy when you use blood magic trickery to kill the rightful king and his children in cold blood

[plush mason]

what?

[heady rivet]

Guess who has 0 allegations of kinslaying, blood magic, and police state

[storm jungle]

wdym what

[heady rivet]

HE BORE THE SWORD RAAAAAAAH

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/firefly-losing-side

[storm jungle]

Kinslaying is based.

Bloodmagic is hot.

And the peasants WILL be contorlled.

[plush mason]

what is house braken?

[storm jungle]

👎

[rocky gale]

Chads and don't let them treacherous Blackwoods tell you different

[heady rivet]

Did your bad opinions keep on its way to the forums? I hear the moderators got to it!

[cerulean trellis]

firefly? sad sigh

[rocky gale]

Gone too soon

[plush mason]

oh are they a song of ice and fire faction?

[heady rivet]

They are the good guys

[rocky gale]

Yea they're one of the houses from the Riverland

[heady rivet]

Right side of history every time

[plush mason]

ok

[storm jungle]

Who?

[rocky gale]

Brackens and Blackwoods have been fueding for literally thousands of years

[cerulean trellis]

is taht house of dragons?

[storm jungle]

no its Thrones of Games

[heady rivet]

The Dance of Dragons was a footnote in the Bracken-Blackwood war

[cerulean trellis]

can't remember them

[rocky gale]

Brackens and Blackwoods were fueding before the Andals even came to Westeros

[plush mason]

is there a house in a song of ice and fire that hasnt?

[heady rivet]

And the Brackens are the ones that tell the truth

[rocky gale]

Most get on fine

[heady rivet]

The beef between the Blackwoods and Brackens is so insane the people with dragons cant even control it

Almost all of the wars in Westeros they choose sides based on what side the other one picked. Robb was the first king to get them fighting on the same side willingly like, ever

[rocky gale]

The origin of the beef was that millenia ago the Bracken's used to be Kings of their domain in the Riverlands, until their treacherous vassals the Blackwoods betrayed them and allowed them to be conquered.

Curiously the Blackwoods will tell you the same story only that they were the Kings of their domain until their vassals the Brackens betrayed them and allowd them to be conquered.

But obviously the Blackwoods are lieing

Seeing that they are treacherous Blackwoods

[heady rivet]

Actually its even funnier, the Blackwoods got kicked out of the North. The fuckin BOLTONS didnt but the Blackwoods did

Even Blackwood fans are like "Yeah the brackens were the kings first"

[plush mason]

ngl from what little i know of GOT i think thats because everyone was scared shitless of what those insane flayers would do if they got exiled

if they are that bad in power how much worse would they be out of it

[rocky gale]

Because unlike the Blackwoods, the Boltons can be useful

[heady rivet]

Barba Bolton my GOAT

[rocky gale]

Never forget Barba's Teats

[heady rivet]

Which were bigger, of course

[languid meadow]

Berta

Quebec separatism is like mega dead rn

even if PQ wins most Quebecois don't support it

[storm jungle]

Barba Bolton?

what about FAT WALDA

[languid meadow]

KILL ALL BOLTONS !

[vagrant fox]

Deeply unserious place, Alberta

[storm jungle]

Dont touch Roose he did nothing wrong!

[languid meadow]

It is lol

[storm jungle]

HES A LOVING FAMILY MAN

[languid meadow]

you know what's funny asf

Alberta and Quebec share a lot

annoying to the rest of Canada
hates the feds
had/have seppies
blue

seen by other Canadians as red necks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTHBrcFP-sE Oh yeah I found this

@arctic talon

Jesus they killed the VAs in the booth

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s great

[storm jungle]

their skulls literally frying is peak

I need to do that to some of the users here inşallah allah willing

[arctic talon]

Tbf that happens with a few quickhacks

The animation of their eyes lighting up like that isn’t unique

[heady rivet]

Literally him

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

Bro fucking says

"Ive kinda grown fond of my fat little wife."

[hollow lantern]

I can never bring myself to use the blackwall stuff tbh

[storm jungle]

Roose is Loose

[storm jungle]

Theres very much people in the game NPCs wise that deserve it

like legions

[arctic talon]

The blackwall deserves a treat, use blackwall gateway on some random person

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

It’s doing such a good job protecting humanity

Just a little nibble

[storm jungle]

also the worst part is the AI's bargain to V makes complete sense, they are dying so why do they care what happens

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I don't like the gun and I don't play netrunners

[arctic talon]

Fair lol

[storm jungle]

weakling

fry his brain Erebus

🫵

[hollow lantern]

My favorite gun in 2077 is headsman tbh

[storm jungle]

my honest reaction

[arctic talon]

Ngl

Do you think it’s making an engram of you via soul killer

Or do you think it’s just eating your brain

The blackwall

They never really elaborate

For the beyond blackwall AIs fuck if I know they can just do whatever horrific stuff

But I wonder if the blackwall uses soul killer for its data extraction

Or if it just needs your brain

[arctic talon]

Good taste

[winter pine]

I liked the Ambition iconic that the Hasan guy will give V if you ask Hands to just take the prototype eye and let him go

Corpo V is the best lifepath and it's too fitting to not pick in PL

[storm jungle]

They are all good but but Corpo V is just fun

the dialogue work for them is amazing

[hollow lantern]

Genuinely I have no idea

[storm jungle]

I dont think so

the Soulkiller is like its entirely own thing

[hollow lantern]

Shotguns are by far my favorite actual firearms in that game

Katanas are probably my favorite weapon tho

[languid meadow]

||https://youtu.be/-Q5nU5021c8?list=RD-Q5nU5021c8|| JJK spoilers for anyone who gives a shit but gyad damn why did they go so hard on the theme

[hollow lantern]

Katanas or knives

[languid meadow]

depressed lawyer...

[storm jungle]

JJK? Justice Jonkler?

[languid meadow]

yea

[storm jungle]

fucked up

anyway get this trash out of here

you're banned

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-apple-juice-gif-8454069880428743571

[arctic talon]

Soulkiller has been weaponized by a few corps so I’m wondering if they gave it to the blackwall

[languid meadow]

chimbo...

[storm jungle]

They CANNOT be that stupid

RIGHT

https://klipy.com/gifs/elon-musk-tesla-21

[languid meadow]

I had a gif of him being torn apart in that pose once

like no gore

but just being taken apart

[arctic talon]

Arasaka and Militech gave soulkiller to some defense systems so it’s not a stretch to assume netwatch gave their baby it

[storm jungle]

how he should end up IRL tbh

fucking apartheid freak

[languid meadow]

I mean.....

It's understandable why they did

at least for militech since they're basically the US military lmfao it's on brand

[storm jungle]

i thought for a sec you were referring to people IRL tearing apart Elon Musk LMAO

[languid meadow]

wouldn't be surprised if they control NUSAs nukes now

Oh no yeah

we should

[storm jungle]

god okay related mini rant

I HATE when people @ fiction are like

"THE US GOVERNMENT/MILITARY WOULD NEVER DO THIS"

Yes they fucking would

lmao

these people would literally make an AI called ULTRAPLANETKILLER 900000 if it meant like they could blow up some middle-eastern country.

then be shokced when it turns and starts nuking america instead

🥀

[languid meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glBHaJQMQ-4

[storm jungle]

YEP

I was watching IT: Derry and people were saying them using Pennywise as a terror weapon makes no sense

like-

do you fucking know the kind of shit the American army did i nthe 60's as black projects?

like THE GAY BOMB

😭

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/LeonSexKennedih/status/2028414671846310054?s=20

Leon “Sex” Gaynnedy (@LeonSexKennedih)

Tough crowd huh…

Quoting Leon “Sex” Gaynnedy (@LeonSexKennedih)
︀
Heh… Wheres everyone going? The gay bar..?

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FxTwitter · Mar 2, 2026, 10:18 AM

perfect timing I found this tweet

[storm jungle]

[hollow lantern]

"the US military would never do that" someone is unfamiliar with the MK events

[storm jungle]

MK Ultra is bottom barrel imo

like these are the same people who stuck micro-devices into cats to spy on soviets for like millions of dollars

[hollow lantern]

Oh no there's more MKs than Ultra

[storm jungle]

oh lmao

[hollow lantern]

Like Project Sunshine under MK Delta

Or MK Naomi

[arctic talon]

Militech and the NUSA are basically the same thing

Like Arasaka and Japan

lol

[solid horizon]

jarvis, play sex bomb by tom jones

[storm jungle]

Militech is basically if Lockheed essentially controlled the government

[languid meadow]

Is it cyberpunk or another franchise that people just forgot where the nuke silos were in the US 💀

[arctic talon]

The NUSA president since the 4th corporate war has always been a former Militech C suite member

[storm jungle]

theri fucking CEOs serve as presidents

[arctic talon]

No, they know

But a lot of people have nukes in cyberpunk

So no one uses them

Except for that one time in the Middle East

Which just led to nuclear annihilation

Also there’s the other danger of using nukes

Which is just netrunners fucking with them

As you’re launching them

Conventional ground wars are more profitable

And land is limited

[spring cairn]

isnt that something from far cry

reminds me of that for some reason idk

[arctic talon]

sometimes its a CFO

Ultimately the most valuble thing in Cyberpunk is usable land, resources and intact infrastructure to immediately start making money

wars are done for the sake of profit more then ideology

[languid meadow]

Nah it's not

[spring cairn]

i have a vivid memory of a forgotten nuclear silo being a plot point in 5 i think

for some reason

[arctic talon]

the US has a lot of abandoned nuclear silos irl lol

[languid meadow]

It is but

fuck

[spring cairn]

yeah 5 with the cult and the guy that say release me

[cerulean trellis]

enter Ghost in the Shell: Sustainable War

[languid meadow]

Idk how to describe it

https://fxtwitter.com/ender65407/status/2028366117463326825?s=20

Charlie kirk (@ender65407)

It’s fuckin hot down here

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FxTwitter · Mar 2, 2026, 7:05 AM

[spring cairn]

they live in one

[languid meadow]

It's not FC5 I know that

[spring cairn]

mybr in 6

it's a direct follow up but idk anything about 6

[languid meadow]

6 takes place in a fucking nuclear wasteland

the official Syrian department of agriculture calling people the n word on twitter

amazing

[rocky gale]

No Farcry 6 is on a tropical island

You're thinking of Farcry New Dawn

Which is like a DLC continuation for 5

[heady rivet]

Far Cry 5 canon path is you just leave in the beginning, leading to 6

[languid meadow]

it's basically 6 since it came out before 6 but ubislop can't name shit right

[heady rivet]

New Dawn is an alt timeline

Since ALL gameplay is noncanon

You boot up the game, hit start, and go AFK and watch it happen and thats canon

[arctic talon]

didn't Iran shoot a missile at them 💀

[languid meadow]

they shot at like

every ME country

[arctic talon]

yeah

they even shot one at Iraq(???)

literally what are they even doing rn

well I know what they're doing but still

[languid meadow]

Iraq's sovereignty has been violated so much the past 2 years it's crazy since both Israel and Iran have just been firing missiles at each other through their airspace 😭

[arctic talon]

tbf the last couple times it was all just pre agreed spots

[heady rivet]

Normal Iranian pass time

[arctic talon]

this is the first time Iran's/The US/Israel actually been shooting missiles at not pre agreed targets

[vital ginkgo]

Do orks have any one thing that can come close to matching a custodian? If not, what could they use in relatively small numbers to match one custodian?

[languid meadow]

pretty sure the only factions that has anything close to them or above them is necrons and eldar

[heady rivet]

Maybe a War of the Beast Prime Ork if memory serves?

[arctic talon]

big enough nobz lol

War of the beast Prime Ork would fucking smash a custodes like a grape

[wintry cloud]

I will become a scholar in autism
I will know warhammer lore and contribute nothing in life

[arctic talon]

Like genuinely a strong enough Nob/Warboss would be an issue for custodes

[vital ginkgo]

Wow

[wintry cloud]

100%

[arctic talon]

Orks are strong as fuck lol

[vital ginkgo]

Ghazkull?

[wintry cloud]

Vulkan had an extreme difficulty fight with that thing

[arctic talon]

Ghazkull in his current body would prolly destroy a normal custodes yes

[languid meadow]

I forgot about the war of the beast