40k-lore-chat

[fervent geode]

Vashtorr's stuff is in Archmagos and the Arks of Omen Campaign Books

Archmagos for Kraverek's "capture"

[sacred bluff]

is arch magos the belisarius cawl stuff

[jade holly]

Does Vaahtorr actually have a shot at being a chaos god?

[fervent geode]

I don't want to spoil but read Archmagos, its not all it seems with his capture

[jade holly]

Or is this another Bel’lakor situation

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

Probably, he won Arks of Omen more or less, his plans are coming into place

[solid horizon]

I think cult nul in association with a warsmith tried to summon vashtorr from an authentic chaos android

[fervent geode]

Yeah and they did

But well... heheheh

I wont spoil

[jade holly]

And working with the one guy whose whole deal is literally seeing the flaws in everything is probably gonna help

[solid horizon]

Chaos Android my favorite telephone

[sacred bluff]

does archmagos have a paperback

[fervent geode]

Not yet

Afaik

Probably soon

[sacred bluff]

this is the 3rd installment right

of this series

[fervent geode]

Maybe when Remnant Blade's paperback is out in June

[fervent geode]

Yes

[sacred bluff]

[fervent geode]

The other two are also good

The Great Work and Genefather

[fervent geode]

Tbh i don't remember how closely they were working, iirc it involved some daemon engine designs and the like

[solid horizon]

Genefather helped my tabletop army make sense tbh

[jade holly]

I want a League homebrew that are locked in a never ending war with Tyranids where they made larger mech suits and Ironkin to combat the constantly growing threats to defend their Votann. And have it be Pacific Rim in 40K

[jade holly]

I better see Daemon Engine Iron Circle

[solid horizon]

That's just a decimator

[fervent geode]

Mayhaps

[jade holly]

Also what’s Peter’s ride look like now?

[solid horizon]

His tank ?

[jade holly]

That giant fuckoff tank that could fit him and his Iron Circle

[solid horizon]

Isn't it broken by now

[jade holly]

What was it called again?

[solid horizon]

I don't remember

[fervent geode]

The Tormentor?

[solid horizon]

That

[fervent geode]

Yup

Idk what cooking with ir

Never read Angel Exterminatus tbh

[jade holly]

Make a new one basically a giant ass mobile fortress and call it “The Iron Throne”

[solid horizon]

New iron warrior guy probs gonna try to siege mars

[jade holly]

Lawsuits pending

[jade holly]

Watch him be the one that frees Mag’ladroth

[solid horizon]

Guy absolutely gotta find kaban machine

[fervent geode]

Blud ending Mars with that

[jade holly]

If Mag’ladroth does break free

[fervent geode]

Its over

[solid horizon]

So much random destructive junk to be gathered on mars

[jade holly]

Would that just be one giant ass beacon of “OH FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE WE GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS”

[fervent geode]

Like goodbye mechancicum

[fervent geode]

Nah it'd be everyone there just dead iirc

Their energy taken

Souls and all

[solid horizon]

Hes gonna build soul forges everywhere

500 soul forges

[arctic talon]

He’s sieging Agripinna

He’s been doing it since 8e

💀

[solid horizon]

What

[arctic talon]

Fucking bum/j

[arctic talon]

Wdym what

[solid horizon]

I'm talking about kravek morne

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

New mini

[arctic talon]

Hes retroactively been made the warlord

In charge of the Agripinna siege

[solid horizon]

Bruh

[arctic talon]

It was some unnamed iron warriors chaos lord originally

Now it’s him

[solid horizon]

Can't just gw tell me what happened to the other 8th warsmiths instead

[arctic talon]

No

we got the random unnamed dude as a character instead

Lol

But yeah he’s sieging Agripinna currently

[solid horizon]

GW has so much lore in their hands already but they decide to add more stuff nobody cared about

[arctic talon]

Tbh

It’s not adding stuff

lol

The Agripinna siege has been a thing since 8e

GW just never developed on it until now

[lament shoal]

Give chaos eldar new lore

[fervent geode]

Hoping the WB novel means that our epic hero is Cerastes and not "WB John"

[lament shoal]

They need to be explored more

[solid horizon]

That's still adding elements

[fervent geode]

Truth🙏

Chaos Xenos in general

[arctic talon]

We’re prolly not getting more chaos eldar lore ever

Stuck in no lore hell

[solid horizon]

"Here's Sentencus Carrius, the lord from 3rd or something"

[fervent geode]

Nooooooo

[storm jungle]

Tbh theres literally nothing to add because chaos eldar are such a "well what now" thing

[solid horizon]

Meanwhile me still wondering if Vhostok Pistonhand escaped or died

Crucial importance I know

[arctic talon]

I agree tbh

They’re cool background lore

[fervent geode]

Yeah i guess

[solid horizon]

GW would not bother remember that guy who spawnkilled demons and force fully shoved them in mass built daemon engines for fun

[fervent geode]

Maybe give me uh Sylanth Changegooner as a Tzeentch background character or smth in a codex story

[storm jungle]

Tbh not even background its more that literally EVERY SINGLE eldar as a member of their species is educated on how chaos provides NOTHING to them and eternal damnation awaits them beyond the warp.

so its a very "why the fuck would you even do that" thing

[fervent geode]

Maybe they stupidz

[arctic talon]

We have like a few chaos eldar from the empire era and that’s it we’re never going to get modern ones

For obvious reasons

[arctic talon]

If eldar fall of chaos rn they just get sucked up by slaanesh

It happens to some young rangers

[fervent geode]

iirc yeah ive heard that

Apparently she claimed all their souls

[solid horizon]

What about spiders

Dont they use the warp

[arctic talon]

Using the warp doesn’t mean falling to chaos

Warp spiders don’t use psychic powers like seers either

They just teleport using a device on their back

Sometimes they just done come back from the teleport

[solid horizon]

Well I guess they're equipped fellas

[arctic talon]

Warp spiders are

Probably the most mentally unhinged aspect warriors

[daring creek]

Speaking of

Doesn't entering the warp always harbor some sort of risk

Like time traveling into the future

Or into the past

Or just not coming back

[arctic talon]

Yes but that’s if your tech is shit

[daring creek]

If its good. What are the chances you're screwed

[arctic talon]

Warpspider packs didn’t suffer from failures pre fall

The reason they do now is bcs of slaanesh literally nabbing the warp spider

[daring creek]

Well shit

Lmfao

Question

Are navigators not psykers

[arctic talon]

They’re sorta psykers not really

They can’t do Psyker stuff

They have their own stuff

They can do

[daring creek]

Huh. I thought being psykers is what allowed them to navigate warp travel

[fervent geode]

Sorta?

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dunfb-uncanny-uncanny-cat-cat-gif-11115925002983264063

[fervent geode]

They are special mutants

Bred for the whole psychic job with the third eye and all

[daring creek]

Literally having a "warp eye" lmao

[lament shoal]

You get to fuck one in rogue trader

[daring creek]

HMMM

Tempting.

Are there books focusing on navigators

Or astropaths

Though I'm pretty sure astropaths are basically mailmen

Right?

[lament shoal]

They're phones

[daring creek]

That's better

Yeah

[lament shoal]

So yeah pretty much

[lament shoal]

This is her btw

[daring creek]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Astropath_Wars the hell is up with this having literally nothing

[young pecan]

"Fuck" is such a crude word to use when talking about Cassia

[arctic talon]

background codex lore

[young pecan]

Be nicer to her

[arctic talon]

you prefer copulate?

[young pecan]

She would probably say that

[lament shoal]

I was gonna say make love

Lmao

[lament shoal]

I respect her dw, she's precious

[heady rivet]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/War_of_the_False_Primarch Check this bullshit

[heady rivet]

Reminder its canon she has a BAKERY

[sacred ginkgo]

Isn't she just a stick creature

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[lament shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290864972559548416/1451881079718940763/darktide_truth.gif

[paper haven]

I like Cassia, but Jae exists. So.

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-gif-7951376051211979245

[daring creek]

I feel this is something saved for later use

[daring creek]

Y is this guy popular

[vital ginkgo]

If the Emperor became the 5th chaos god, what would he be the god of?

[paper haven]

Unbelief

[winter pine]

Cassia being a grimdark 40k Disney princess really grew on me by the time I finished my first playthrough, thanks Owlcat!

[celest cedar]

mmmm mutant girl

[arctic talon]

Explicitly encroaching ruin

[crystal forum]

how hard are space marines

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[opaque coyote]

Mitosis

[daring creek]

@plucky moth

.

Now that I think about it

Trump definitely wears a wig

Or has implants

[surreal nest]

implants

it has to be real hair

[daring creek]

Probably

Does anyone remember the rumor about trump having a stroke

Because like

[surreal nest]

cant believe he announced a war with a cap on

[daring creek]

He had the lip

Consistently

[daring creek]

I DON'T LIKE THIS SUPER EARTH HELL HOLE WE LIVE IN!!!!!

[misty vector]

And that black spot on his hand

[plucky moth]

nah, Ottoman sultans had drip and, typically, an appreciation of literature

[daring creek]

Kek fair

Tbh i don't know the first fuckin thing about the ottoman empire

Didn't their death occur somewhere around when ww2 happened

Man

Jack daniels vanilla coke is actually good

[opaque coyote]

It's history is crazy

Like a lot of history in general

[opaque coyote]

At least Super Earth is LGBTQ+ friendly

[daring creek]

.

Well.

Maybe super earth isn't bad afterall

Oh yeah

[opaque coyote]

There's an announcement that literally says

"Don't like your body? Just change it."

[daring creek]

Im pretty sure there's or used to he a tortoise that lived for like

120 years?

Or 200?

Mfer lived to witness the empire die

Pardon

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I think it's similar to how like

[daring creek]

Mightve been a girl

[opaque coyote]

Starship Troopers had a scene where women and men showered together

[daring creek]

Absolute liberation

[opaque coyote]

And weren't worried about things like SA or anything

[daring creek]

Oh yeah they were just showering together

They didn't have seperate spaces

[opaque coyote]

And given that Starship Troopers is framed as an in-universe propaganda film

It might be a sort of

[daring creek]

That was actually kinda neat

[opaque coyote]

"look at how ascended we are under fascism"

Like similar to Adam and Eve

How they pranced around naked because they had no concept of sin

That under fascism, and the destruction of democracy

The human race has successfully achieved this "Nirvana"

At least that's what it's supposed to imply

I feel like Helldivers 2 has the same thing

[opaque coyote]

Also considering that reproduction for gay people might

Possibly be a thing in Helldivers

It might be that eugenics is still a thing

But there's just a new avenue that is accepted

[daring creek]

Yeah a 192 year old tortoise outlived an empire

Kek

[opaque coyote]

Gay Eugenics

💀

[daring creek]

Hm

[daring creek]

Mmmmmmmmm

Thats some waters for sure

[daring creek]

Evolving against disease is a lot more convenient than vaccines.

Could be breeding a stupider population as well

[opaque coyote]

True but Fascism is never logical

[daring creek]

Science can be used against or for us unfortunately

[opaque coyote]

Despite how much Super Earth denies that it's fascist

Then again Fascism doesn't necessarily hate Gay People

That sounds fucking weird but

It's all about hating an "out" group in general

Super Earth happens to have a very present out group to hate and bring togetherness and paranoia

The automatons, the bugs, the illuminate

As a result, combined with the implications that gay people are able to reproduce in Helldivers

This sort of made them...

What's the proper word

Be shoved down the shit list in terms of persecution

They got bigger fish to fry

[daring creek]

All 3 of which they created

Automatons: Rebels
Tyranids: Harvested for fuel
Illuminate: Peaceful visitors turned violent

Excuse me

Terminids lmfao

Fascism requires monsters

Guys

I

Just saw a cat outside

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[languid meadow]

The bugs were also implied to be peaceful as well

Their HD2 version are devolved to basic instinct from their more intelligent predecessors

[trail tartan]

I hope the admech class isn't a Tech Priest and not some fuckass boring Skitarii

[winter pine]

I want a combat servitor tbqh

[trail tartan]

Why? Thats better as a bot

[winter pine]

Feels more unique, Fatshark could probably get away with adding the crazier heavy weapons for it too

[trail tartan]

You would have no voice lines

well basically no voice lines

[winter pine]

Hadron had to quickly servitorize random civilians they grabbed off the street and didn't have time to mind wipe them

[celest dome]

Servitor would have so many issues, both for animations, personalities and outright weapon precedent where the only thing they could introduce that wouldn't be possible otherwise would be Heavy Plasma Cannons

Like the most common gear Servitor have are either heavy weapons that the Ogryn could get anyway, or weapons that was adapted to be grafted.

[winter pine]

yeah I don't think they'd ever add it, will probably skitarii or maybe a treasure hunting tech priest for that reason

[celest dome]

Even Arco flagellant's Shock Flails are also existing in lore as hand held weapons for example.

[jade holly]

You know what would be a crazy addition?

Kin mercenary

They decided to show up on Atoma for those sweet sweet resources and figure working with the Imperium to clear out Nurgle’s corruption would help streamline the process

[celest dome]

Well, avoiding the already known PoV issues (them making the maps with Ogryn in mind rather than Squats or Kins), I'd rather have a regular Squat than a Kin from the Leagues.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I unironically want a Xenos class

Because I'm genuinely curious how they would handle like

A kroot

Kroot Mercenary sounds fun af ngl

[daring creek]

Which kind

[opaque coyote]

Kroot Merc

[daring creek]

Aeldari is impossible w scum existing

[daring creek]

Mmm

I like this

[opaque coyote]

Would also be a good excuse to add T'au weapons asw

But in general Kroot sounds fun

[daring creek]

I endorse this

Anything to stray from the imperium

[nocturne crest]

Could one of the imperium assassin's work as a class?

[wary fulcrum]

There’s servitors with voices

Gambol from Book Keepers skull

[wary fulcrum]

Too high up I think

It’d be shy of bringing an SM

[fervent geode]

It'd be harder

The Assassinorum gets deployed with the High Lords' permission

[celest dome]

Voice yes, full personality not really

[lofty mason]

Is it possible that Grendyl is already dead long ago and a servitor has been acting as him ever since? I mean it's not out of the realm of possibility in 40k universe

[celest dome]

Not really, normal assassin could, but Officio Assasin would require to pigeon hole into one of the type.
1 not working cause Psyker is present
And 2 other due to not being adapted for tide gameplay.
And each Officio Assassin is quite limited in their known weaponry, like each having about 2 or 3 weapons top.

[nocturne crest]

Good point.

[rigid dune]

How physically strong is a skitari? Could a cadian guardsman beat a skitari in a fist fight? Or would the guardsman littery just be punching metal?

[nocturne crest]

Actually, here's a thought: If they made a skitari into a class, would we have the option to become a heavy skitari?

[celest dome]

Like the new one that were introduced last month ?

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

[opaque coyote]

I mean Xenos have a bunch of cool weaponry that I wish was tackled in an FPS game

[celest dome]

I'd lean toward no as it would require a full separate model and animations, and also separate weapons

[opaque coyote]

Like I think one of the biggest things about Boltgun that I feel sad about?

[celest dome]

Kinda would mean having 2 different classes imo

[opaque coyote]

The fact that Caedo didn't grab any FILTHY Xenos weapons

To use against them

[nocturne crest]

Maybe they could do something like a emulation?

[celest dome]

SM don't really have precedent on using Xeno weaponry, outside of the Deathwatch

[opaque coyote]

Yeah which is why I think it'd be cool

[celest dome]

So it really is no surprised that Boltgun didn't have that.

[nocturne crest]

So normal sized skitari, but using a set up that looks like a heavy.

[opaque coyote]

[celest dome]

No idea what you mean by that

[opaque coyote]

Imagine one of the heavy weapons being a jury rigged Necron Gauss rifle

[nocturne crest]

So how long until we get a boltgun where we play as a chaos space marine?

[opaque coyote]

That would also be cool

The weaponry would be similar to scorn

Alive

Fleshy

Probably shouldn't work by any means

[nocturne crest]

Like, dressing up a skitari and giving it a weapon to give an appearance of a heavy skitari, but it's not.

[opaque coyote]

The CSM also would be undivided to allow like different types of weaponry

Like a Nurgle Poxshooter

Switching to a Khornate Chain axe

Etc.

[nocturne crest]

So Black Legion or Word Bearers Space Marine?

[celest dome]

That would be ill-fitting.
Animations and such would need to be reworked and such

[wary fulcrum]

Gambol has plenty of personality

All of it is terrifying

But yeah, a flat out Servitor wouldn’t work, but maybe some augmented dude like a pit slave

All combat, all the time, no ranged aside from like, nail guns

[celest dome]

Gambol is seen in 1 scene

and barely quality for a personality

It's basically a brain dead toy

You'd have better luck having a convo with a 5 year old

[nocturne crest]

Actually, if there were to make a bolt gun 3, would they they go down the route of going to next imperium unit that can use a bolt gun.

[opaque coyote]

Word Bearers preferably but yeah

Cause generally having the weapons be more esoteric/magical would be neat

[wary fulcrum]

He’s physically in one scene, he’s mentioned another half dozen times throughout as the clue to what the actual killer is, each showing that Gambol is still around in there somewhere

The twist in the story is that not all servitorisations are complete wipes, personalities cross over at times

[opaque coyote]

I also imagined a way to get ammo and/or health via a torture device.

Kinda imagined that it would just be a gigantic censor bar on screen

I think you can guess which god it would represent

You use it on fodder similar to the Doom Eternal Chainsaw

You hear the enemies scream as you get health and ammo. The action also being censored

And you see them basically explode into gore

As if whatever you did was so horrific that the game has to censor the entire thing

[celest dome]

They're still quite a lot more limited than normal human do.

[opaque coyote]

That's unfortunately my only idea for a Slaanesh based weapon

My other ideas were like dual rapiers

To fit the duelist and perfectionism theme

[nocturne crest]

For example, being a commissar or a guardsmen.

[opaque coyote]

In general it seems that a majority of Chaos weapons are melee

[celest dome]

Pain Whip
Sound based weaponry
Some of the Slaanesh Sorcery stuff
...

[opaque coyote]

Oh shit sound based weaponry

Yeah I'll go with that

Can't believe I didn't consider it

It would be fun to use the sonic guns as an AoE type weapon

[celest dome]

Would male more sense to have it be something more lofty, like an Inquisitor or Acolyte.
Or go with Admech and have a Tech Priest, so you can introduce quite a few weapons from their arsenal

[opaque coyote]

Or even a sister

I usually don't think the Guard using a bolter

Their iconic weapon is the lasgun

[nocturne crest]

Sounds like mechanics fit better for a nightlord

[celest dome]

Still want 2 Chaos PoV games:

• Tide game where you play as Exhalted Heroes of Chaos against a tide of Lizardmen
• Narrative story game (à la old Fallout/Wasteland3) where you're controling a group of SM that are forced to flee and join Chaos

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I'm just thinking of like

Undivided so that there can be weapons that represent each of the Gods

[celest dome]

Sister is in Boltgun 2 no ?

[opaque coyote]

I think Boltgun 2 was a continuation of Caedo PoV?

Lemme check

[celest dome]

Tbf, SM1-2 have had similar mechanics

[opaque coyote]

Oh

[celest dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZRQ4v7HUeE

[opaque coyote]

You can play as either Caedo or a Sister

[opaque coyote]

That's actually pretty fucking cool

Hopefully the sister isn't just a cosmetic change though

Yeah likely if there is a 3, Admech would 100% be the option

[celest dome]

Should at least

A Psyker could be cool otherwise

[opaque coyote]

Also holy shit I think that's a lore accurate melta?

Finally we got one

Also we better have different taunts for the sister

Very important

[celest dome]

All Melta are accurate 💀

[opaque coyote]

You forgot about the Space Marine games

The melta in those is basically a shotgun

[celest dome]

Yes even those

[opaque coyote]

It's fucking weird

[celest dome]

No it isn't

[opaque coyote]

It doesn't shoot out a stream of fire it's

A hoop?

[celest dome]

Melta isn't like Plasma or Bolters where it is a specific type of technology, it's more so a type of weapon.
Kinda like talking about Swords, axes and Polearms.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/E9hZgpTgcQk?si=khiIhNsIUMvo4u8I

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but Meltaguns are usually represented as shooting a beam/stream of fire.

The Space Marine games are the only ones who represent it otherwise

Where it shoots a hoop of fire like a cone

[celest dome]

Melta in lore are mentioned under 3 categories:

• Air venter: Heat air and vent it forward (Probably held Cone)
• Plasma Venter: Heat Promethium into proto-Plasma then vent it forward (Cone; most Meltagun models are this one, also the Inferno Pistols)
• Microwave Thermal Ray: Create beams of Microwaves to heat things in target (Held beam)

[nocturne crest]

Wait, what if in Boltgun 3, we play as an inquisitor, but get the option to wear terminator armour.

[celest dome]

Caphias Caine novels don't have it as a held beam

[opaque coyote]

It's described as a wide concentrated beam

For Jurgen in particular

Although it is worth noting that

The Imperial Munitorum Manual states that there are two types of Meltagun function

There are two main variants of the meltagun, but both work on broadly the same principle.

The Mars pattern melta-gun works by sub-molecular thermal agitation of the target, which literally 'cooks", melts or otherwise vaporises it in spectacular fashion.

The Esteban VII pattern works by producing a small-scale fusion reaction using pyrum/promethium fuel mix. This is projected as a blast of incredible heat that can burn through almost anything imaginable though the power of the blast is greater if the firer can close the range to the target.

So the beam is the Mars pattern while the Space Marine games have the Esteban 7 Pattern

[celest dome]

Thus highlighting that Melta is a "class" of weapon rather than a tech.

[opaque coyote]

Rogue Trader also has their meltagun have both the beam and the shotgun-like pattern as different firing modes

Which honestly I think I prefer

[wary fulcrum]

Which would be fine in an RPG

They get their orders in DT, following them would make sense, the character is just unresponsive or just says rote prayers with the occasional burst of psychotic sentience could work

And depending on the Servitor, ogryn servitors are fairly cognisant in Necromunda

[celest dome]

Slave Ogryn aren't all Servitors...

Loboslaves are (which we got as a helmet)

[surreal nest]

The whole Jim carrey thing brought out the lizard people schizophrenics and I love it so much

[wary fulcrum]

Jotunn H Grade Ogryn Servitors aren’t servitors?

[surreal nest]

We need lizard people conspiracies in warhammer

[wary fulcrum]

My Necromunda terrain has a lot about Ronty being a Lizard

[celest dome]

Over Boss and Under Boss aren't @heady rivet You confirm

[surreal nest]

What's that new lizard model that I saw released for 40k

I forgor

It was super recent

Like a mercenary

[celest dome]

The Dog Soldier pet ?

[wary fulcrum]

Turellian dog soldier

[surreal nest]

No it was a grown ass soldier

Oh yeah nvm

That

[surreal nest]

Its just so good

I want it

[celest dome]

I hate the dog 💀
Human shaped feelers

[surreal nest]

ITS CHAOS????

Aligned

[celest dome]

Yes

[solid horizon]

Pirate

[surreal nest]

Lame

[celest dome]

Though it's basically a merc, so could see it get some rules for the Tau (Many Tarellians work for them)

[surreal nest]

We need a tarellian kill team

NOW.

[nocturne crest]

You'll get a 40k pirate KT

[surreal nest]

Ok that works

[celest dome]

Eldar Void Corsairs

[nocturne crest]

Actually, how does that work?

Like, I heard there a human pirates/mercs in the setting.

[daring creek]

RAAAH!!! BASHES SHIELD WITH SWORD HANDLE THRICE

[celest dome]

People with small Void crafts that just prey on transport ships before scattering

[nocturne crest]

Damn.

The Ciaphas Cain sketch is 5 years old.

[wary fulcrum]

Right, but they’re not the Jotunn H-Grade Servitor Ogryns

Even in their lore blurb it states ‘it’s not unusual to see a Goliath gang with a Servitor ogryn in tow. House Goliaths are adept at augmenting its Ogryns, out and out mind wiped mono-task servitors, or still retain a measure of their consciousness’

So some servitors can have that level of cognisance

[celest dome]

But it is limited, and again, doesn't really introduce stuff on its own that wouldn't cause animation issues.

[wary fulcrum]

Nobles having psychic farms is limited, Fat Shark still have it as lore blurbs for skins

Personally I would prefer the Pitt fighter/slave idea more though

It just has the same issue as the death cult, how do you differentiate its role from the Zealot?

Death Cult are a skin for zealots for that reason, but I can’t see it with a Pitt slave

[celest dome]

Going from Concept arts, Pit Fighter were one of the inspo behind the Scum

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/989G9W

And Beastmasters

And even some Nomads now that I look at it again

[wary fulcrum]

Oh that art is beautiful

A lot of the Pitt fighter stuff is Khorne Jakhals

Which I won’t complain about, I have a lot of those bits already 😂😂

[celest dome]

Still think that the 2 classe that should happen outside of the Admech stuff should be Sister of Battle (Faith based); Adept (Narrative based on more ancient agent of the Inquisition, basing around different Advances that the Adept have, like Reliquary, and Deamonine Seekers)

[daring creek]

Does she dummon strenth from her mir riff

[wary fulcrum]

Crunches for days

[wary fulcrum]

Even Admech, maybe build on the arbites with a Servitor instead of a dog?

Sister could have a fun interaction with corruption limiting her abilities

Adept could be fun, maybe have a root that gives them a weaker psychic ability than the psyker but they’re also better in others

[cerulean trellis]

those two clases iw oudl instabuy tbh

admech ... i am not sure

migth pick it up on sale

depends on how it will work

[flat nimbus]

Tech Adept I could imagine building off Scum’s Crate deployable with little Engineer-type turrets and the like

or, like, a servo-skull companion you can have apply different effects

DR field or Shock or even, emprah preserve, Healing

[solid horizon]

ad mech guns would be very op ngl

most of them are radioactive when they're not just phosphor hoses or zappy zap guns

[flat nimbus]

which wouldn’t be out of place considering the most prominent Psyker staves

but would need something to distinguish since, presumably, they would require ammo rather than using the Peril ‘overheat’ mechanic

[wary fulcrum]

I reckon Admech could be dual ranged, with one recharging over time

[nocturne crest]

So probably not enough to make a KT.

[rigid dune]

Would it make sense for a admech character to have a mounted laser arm (or something) like this?

[last stone]

only high(er) ranking ones I believe

[crisp heath]

Saber 100% released a very finished patch :)...

[wary fulcrum]

Maybe enough

But it could be the whole crew

But it depends on how hard sci fi GW want to get

[storm jungle]

Admech can literally have any cybernetic imaginable

just make sure it looks dieselpunk'y/steel-y mechanical

[surreal nest]

An admech character could have a plate of metal screwed into their forehead

Is it possible for an admechian to simply go too far and other ones look at them weird

Like what if they had like crazy straw legs and bounced around when they walked

[nocturne crest]

Is there a 40k character with a peg leg?

[surreal nest]

There's a kroot model with a peg leg

[vagrant fox]

My zealot is wearing a pegleg in Darktide

the most important example

[storm jungle]

Character no, but we got artwork of folks with em

[wary fulcrum]

I think there’s an Ork one?

The Wyrd Boy

Might be a conversion

Most are bionics though, rather than pegs

[nocturne crest]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was someone with a weaponised peg leg.

Something that looks better than having to say planet terror as an example.

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I could see "build a cybernetic" akin to stimm lab tbh

[storm jungle]

Planet Terror mention?

in 2026?

based

[rocky gale]

Damnit I was about to post Planet terror

[nocturne crest]

Yeah, that!

[vagrant fox]

It'd be cool if it wasn't that lameass gun

[storm jungle]

Its a peak gun

shut up loser

[vagrant fox]

XM-15 is lame ok

[rocky gale]

They should have used a Winchester 1892, then they could have made a Mares Leg joke

[near wasp]

Bro that's not even an xm15 it's an m16 with an under barrel 203 grenade launcher

[flat nimbus]

and a knife slapped on the side

[near wasp]

God it looks so bad though

The cgi is soooo bad

[solid horizon]

kaptin badrukk ?

nvm he has both legs

when are we getting a long john silver ork and his jim gretchin

[vagrant fox]

Tell that to the internet movie firearms database who say it's a bushmaster with a grenade launcher

[hollow lantern]

Bushmaster is a gun company

Not a gun

It's probably a bushmaster AR-15

[flat nimbus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushmaster_XM-15

it’s both!

[hollow lantern]

Read the first sentence

[near wasp]

Bushmaster just named there ar15 something different

That's so dumb

[vagrant fox]

meant to write Bushmaster XM15

They all look the same just like aks

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/reidsonm-gif-21586450

Like aks

[hollow lantern]

Yeah, it's just an AR-15

[near wasp]

Eh whatever I do not feel like going on a psychotic rant about the differences between ak models

I will just sound insane

[flat nimbus]

that’s what I’m saying, XM-15 is just Bushmaster’s name for their AR-15 line

[vagrant fox]

It is my firm stance that from the exterior they all look the same

this is true wisdom

I'm gun racist

[flat nimbus]

kalashnikov-likes have a very distinct basic silhouette

[near wasp]

I have a buddy who used to build aks. And I played too much tarkov

So I know too much

[wintry cloud]

I like this vashtorr guy

[near wasp]

He's great

Very cool daemon

[fervent geode]

Great guy

Made some excellent daemon engines for the squad

[storm jungle]

Vashtorr is great

[solid horizon]

vashtorr is op on tabletop if you have daemon engines

iirc he also makes enemy guns hazardous

[wintry cloud]

I cant wait to play him

Love that he has the “god from the machine” motif

[surreal nest]

Thats so fun

I love that

[solid horizon]

meanwhile me playing ad mech

-picks detachment ability that makes every gun hazardous

skits are bound to die anyways

[surreal nest]

Vashtorr and the new defilers really make me want a daemon engine army

[solid horizon]

defilers are difficult to move on the terrain because of how large their base is tbh

160mm aint nothing

[surreal nest]

I am a loyal baneblader

A light task for my ilk

[rocky gale]

I built the HH Archmagos Prime, wouldn't wish that shit upon my worst enemy

[arctic talon]

It’s not that bad

lol

[rocky gale]

I've just been through hell

"Here stick this thin wire to this other thin wire"

Is there an easy point where the two interlock to make a basis for the connection?

"No"

Oh

[arctic talon]

Oh also did pin the gun to the body

[rocky gale]

I built the gun backwards

[arctic talon]

Guh

[near wasp]

Paradadox is so shameless

[arctic talon]

wtf lol

[rocky gale]

Didn't realise until I was finished

[arctic talon]

Eh looks fine to me

[vagrant fox]

I sincerely hope that's real

[near wasp]

Me too

[arctic talon]

Looks a bit jank, just call it a relic

[limpid granite]

21 69 and 420 very real numbers

[arctic talon]

But I’ve heard issues with the gun falling off

So I pinned mine

[limpid granite]

ive heard of people putting little magnets on mini weapons

[rocky gale]

and I lost the grabby hand mechadendrite

[arctic talon]

Rip

[rocky gale]

It fell off and vanished

[arctic talon]

Actually the archmagos prime is plastic

So it shouldn’t have those issues

Prolly

I was thinking of the old resin one

For the gun pinning

[rocky gale]

It has awful mold lines as well

[arctic talon]

I know someone who magnetized all their fucking bolters

As in all the magazine and scope options

[rocky gale]

Like worst I've seen on a model that's released in the past year

[arctic talon]

💀

Forgeworld moment

Funny how nothing has every changed with their shitty fucking quality control

Even after they got turned into the specialist games division

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ash-williams-evil-dead-bruce-campbell-yegagwy-gif-26228285

[crisp heath]

death company chud!

[celest dome]

Not all Slave Ogryn are Servitors

[rocky gale]

Anyway's here's him and his Chosen

[shadow plover]

https://imgur.com/NnASyHK

[solid horizon]

proxies ?

[rocky gale]

Is that a reaction to my guys?

[shadow plover]

NOO

you've got dope guys

[rocky gale]

Ye, I use all HH stuff for my 40k CSM

[solid horizon]

fair

30k has all the good stuff

[rocky gale]

Yea the ones I used for Chosen were the gunners that come with the Rapier kit, but like you don't need the gunners to run them only the Rapiers, so I used bits to give them weapons

[heady rivet]

Oh yeah, they arent all Servitors

[celest dome]

Thanks

[jade holly]

Fellas, it’s so over

Paramount is on track to acquire WB

And they legit paid Netflix $3B to fuck off

[surreal nest]

@crystal forum THE FUCKING CHAINSAW DUEL LMFAO

[crystal forum]

i told you it's peak man

[surreal nest]

ive been scared shitless but that just made me want to beat it now

[crystal forum]

did you find a shotgun yet

[surreal nest]

yes

only reason why i beat that chud

[vagrant fox]

oh RE7?

[crystal forum]

listen to the sounds when you walk with it equipped

my fav sound design of th egame

you can hear the shells rattling inside

[surreal nest]

thats kinda cool

[tough haven]

I have one of these for every deadlock character

[crystal forum]

you're going to love end of zoe

[surreal nest]

i dont see venator

[tough haven]

I didn’t post em all

[tough haven]

Any other requests?

[near wasp]

God I hope they do something with the nemesis system

[surreal nest]

LFMAOOOOO

THATS SO GOOD

[outer wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770354502850969621/1477686197148057832/HCTIm4vWsAAdYdv.png?ex=69a5aa03&is=69a45883&hm=915e3a1a574d43002b66f78a4d8a04d7c845b05bd3bc71ce84be0e517bae487c&

[tough haven]

Oh wait

I don’t have a seven one

[surreal nest]

thats like the most obvious one

let me get a drifter one

[tough haven]

There

[young pecan]

Do you have Ivy throwing kudzu bomb

[tough haven]

No

Any others?

[jade holly]

Do one for Lash

[languid meadow]

I swear there was a lash one with his ult

"Die"

[arctic talon]

Lash doesn’t chuck a projectile out on any of his abilties

Unfortunately lol

[jade holly]

Yeah but he has a pull no?

And there’s one for Bebop

[rose thorn]

Did you hear about the outrage from Christians and Protestants against the pope when he said that he hopes hell is empty

[languid meadow]

that was like

4-5 years ago

[jade holly]

[rose thorn]

GOD DAMN MISS INFORMATIONNNNRAGHHHH

[rose thorn]

I GOT MISINFORMEDDD

[jade holly]

No way, Internet Explorer is back

[jade holly]

[vagrant fox]

this is terrible

[tough haven]

I love it though

Top tier shitposting

[shadow plover]

😔

[rocky gale]

Need one of Paradox swapping places with the elephant

[rocky gale]

Thank you

[tough haven]

I don’t even know the original image for this meme

[spring cairn]

this is peak

[outer wave]

I dont even play Deadlock but I agree!

[near wasp]

Jfc the same meme posted a million yimes

[tough haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1464032488278982968/1477718960534323280/monster_doodle.png?ex=69a5c886&is=69a47706&hm=5fc937ec74fc0ad7d9735f0277e0374e09ca578130e95d2f6b1080a46f0983fa&

[tired quiver]

So, How do you trigger sefoni dialogue in the psykhanium?

[vagrant fox]

Like Morrows memories or something else?

[hollow lantern]

Just be playing iirc

There's no specific trigger I believe

[rose thorn]

sorry i thought i was having a stroke

[celest dome]

Just being in the Psykanium for long enough

[arctic talon]

for the memories it just happens while playing Mortis trials, for the other ones I think just sitting in the psykhanium causes them rarely

[tired quiver]

Just sefoni saying stuff.

[heady rivet]

Alright gang what do I name my Stellaris home planet

[arctic talon]

Yeah you gotta just wait

[tired quiver]

Aight.

[celest dome]

There is a wiki page with them all listed if need be

[near wasp]

Ok guys I need to convince my sniper tonight to get an aeldari rifle in rouge trader. How do I convince him xenos tech is ok to use

[arctic talon]

The God Emperor said it was okay

because we're working for a rogue trader

[near wasp]

Ah good

Simple them

[arctic talon]

Unlike other Imperials we have the privilege of choice in our quest ect. lol

[near wasp]

[wary fulcrum]

Imperials have a freedom of choice.

Option 1 - live and die for the Emperor

Option A - live and die for the Emperor

see? Totally distinct choices

[near wasp]

Well rouge traders get a bit more

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah but they’re shifty characters better left to the borders of all space

[rose thorn]

i wen to open my genesys camapign because my party isnt here

[crystal forum]

it's rogue

not red in french

[near wasp]

Ok and

[crystal forum]

and you made a mistake

[near wasp]

You knew what I meant no need to correct me it just makes you look pedantic

[crystal forum]

no it's important to me that you understand how stupid it is to write rogue as "rouge"

[rocky gale]

You mean rot?

[crystal forum]

i hope you didn't think that's how it's spelled

[near wasp]

No that's just how I typed it

[crystal forum]

i've had this conversation in this channel before

how there's an odd amount of people that think rouge is how it's spelled

specifically for roguelikes

[rocky gale]

I love Rouge the bat

[flat nimbus]

rouge is my favorite x-men

[near wasp]

I never understood the compulsion to correct people. You knew what I meant and your just wasting energy correcting me

[crystal forum]

no i'm not correcting you, don't be mistaken

i'm pointing out your error

and laughing at you

[near wasp]

Ok bro that's just weird but have a good one

[crystal forum]

don't go rogue on me now

oh i'm sorry, rouge

[wary fulcrum]

How do you know that’s not what we’re talking about?

[near wasp]

I mean my name is red and I have gone awol

[crystal forum]

where's the red trader

[flat nimbus]

they also trade purple, green, and other rare and desirable shades

[storm jungle]

Jay is like that

when he acts up just bonk him on the head

[queen laurel]

I tried he's into it

[rocky gale]

A trader like that must have many shades of a varied selection of colours, some you wouldn't even expect. One wonders how many they would have for grey?

[storm jungle]

Keep doing it

[crystal forum]

harder

[wary fulcrum]

Someone has to supply the Blood Angels with pigment

[crystal forum]

mephister red

[wary fulcrum]

Can just see Mephiston throwing a hissy fit because they supplied Wild Rider instead

[heady rivet]

Minoan merchant explaining the city of Tyre

[heady rivet]

So does my friend

[rocky gale]

Do not associate me with that person

[heady rivet]

Too late

[rocky gale]

Unassociate me with that person

[heady rivet]

Thats my boyfriend

[crystal forum]

you know it isn't larmoth because sex is involved

[rocky gale]

Yers

Certified not sex haver

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1475580623987937330/mandate-heaven-fact-checked-true.gif

[vagrant fox]

thats gay

x2

[crystal forum]

when will you do x3 instead sigsen

you are allowed to be cute occasionally

[heady rivet]

When a third gay hits the server

[vagrant fox]

Never for me to rawr x3 on my worn out keyboard, never for me to be cute

I think I understand AM

[storm jungle]

People like Jay make me understand AM always

🙏

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/EddX9hnhDS4?si=FfGuMDmqE36eugUd Dilara after jay does the worst crime known to mankind and becomes a well known criminal ( he spoke for five seconds )

[storm jungle]

Yes

[near wasp]

Hmm now I decide what I should eat for lunch

Any ideas yall

[arctic talon]

Chicken?

Idk

[vagrant fox]

chickpeas and rice

[winged jacinth]

3 pounds of unwashed lettuce

[near wasp]

Ok nurgle

[winged jacinth]

If i really wanted to get you sick i'd have said unwashed alfalfa

[near wasp]

I live in the us I will get ecoli

[queen laurel]

a mean ass burger

[near wasp]

Ooo that's a good idea

[winged jacinth]

Are you eating out or at home

[near wasp]

Out

[winged jacinth]

Thai food

[near wasp]

Uhhh

My town don't have thai

[winged jacinth]

Rip

[surreal nest]

you should be damaged beyond repair for this comment

moderators shatter his knees

[winged jacinth]

4 pounds of unwashed lettuce

[opaque coyote]

@heady rivet

[arctic talon]

Ngl I hate what lettuce tastes like

[vagrant fox]

Hating eggs and lettuce? What superfood is next?

[heady rivet]

Why do you people always gotta pick on me just because I wiggle my toes on my profile frame

[storm jungle]

You deserve it tbh.

[arctic talon]

I like eggs dumbass

[storm jungle]

Freaky ahh

[arctic talon]

I just don’t like hard boiled eggs lol

[vagrant fox]

same thing

[heady rivet]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3e874568e2d076716a12bdbf54c1caca/2891c4266e6519e0-40/s400x600/3cd3e120b3989f23c13713604bf206ead5543da1.gif

[heady rivet]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9bc1746700ff6e7c97dcf516fbeb1dc8/2891c4266e6519e0-f2/s400x600/49e862624f6b267e9696de79132d99cbe77d7e89.gif

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-arthur-arthur-nightingale-warframe-1999-1999-gif-4632106320046100632

[winged jacinth]

Hey i finally played enough warframe to know that guy

Or at least the guy they based on him i think that might be the guy from the old game

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[winged jacinth]

Hes right after the toxic old man yaoi part of the story

[opaque coyote]

"Oh no my level is being drained! I'm so vulnerable~"

[shadow plover]

what

[opaque coyote]

VS.

"DEVS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I SWEAR TO FUCK IF AN ENEMY DEBUFFS ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCKING BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE!"

[arctic talon]

No you’re correct lol that’s Warframe

[vagrant fox]

actually it's a sustained campaign of defamation

[celest dome]

Elite, when you say you hate the taste of lettuce, do you mean all lettuces ? Or the Iceberg one

[winged jacinth]

Yeah i thought that was arthur
I don't spend a lot of time in 1999 right now im trying to prepare for incarnons

[arctic talon]

Iceberg

[vagrant fox]

Oh I'll let that one slide

[winged jacinth]

Oh and mf pathos clamps

[celest dome]

Tbf, it's the worst lettuce

[winged jacinth]

The new farm is much better than the old one
Iceberg is trash yeah

[arctic talon]

I just assume people default to iceberg lettuce when they say lettuce

Or when anything says fucking lettuce

It’s always iceberg

[celest dome]

It's the cheapest

Arugula is difficult to use

Romaine can be nice

[winged jacinth]

Im a big arugula fan

[celest dome]

But rarely for salads

[vagrant fox]

Romaine is far superior to slopsberg

[winged jacinth]

Arug is my #1 burger green

[arctic talon]

Truth nuke

Is arugula lettuce lol

[celest dome]

that's not difficult

[arctic talon]

I thought it was just its own thing

[celest dome]

Iceberg just suck

[arctic talon]

People say iceberg has no taste

Except that’s wrong

[celest dome]

I'd rather eat Watermelon rind

[arctic talon]

It does taste like something

[winged jacinth]

Arugula isnt a lettuce no it just came up

[arctic talon]

And it tastes weird to me for 0 reason

[vagrant fox]

Arugula is related to wasabi and turnips and I think bok choy

close enough to cabbage

[celest dome]

tbh, lettuce to me is more about cooking than gardening

[winged jacinth]

the biology of domestic plants is fucked up
in addition to all plants being fucked up

[vagrant fox]

Plants are alien and nonsensical

[winged jacinth]

when its not just the one plant minmaxxed they did some other crazy shit to it

corn does photosynthesis differently than most other plants

horrifying

[near wasp]

The burger place is closed

;-;

[oblique pond]

Arugula is great

[near wasp]

I think I'll just get chicken crispitos from the deli

[arctic talon]

Rip

[winged jacinth]

thailess and burgerless

its over

[near wasp]

I forgot this town doesn't have shit open on sunday

[vagrant fox]

yet the humble chickpea awaits its turn in the limelight

[arctic talon]

Brussel sprouts and broccoli share a common ancestor iirc

And not like a super old one

[winged jacinth]

they're the same plant

[near wasp]

I wouldn't even know where to get chickpeas

[winged jacinth]

brussels sprouts are optimized to produce flower buds

[vagrant fox]

Yeah this is the most fucked up plant we freakin' Qu'd it

[near wasp]

Besides the grocery store and I'd have to cook them myself and I do not have time during my lunch for all that

[winged jacinth]

brussels sprouts are like, apical meristem buds or something weird
but its just one plant that got minmaxed
and it has an asian cousin they did the SAME THING to

a bunch of asian vegetables are the same process with an asian brassica

[vagrant fox]

Also weird mustard plant iirc

you said that nevermind

[winged jacinth]

yeah its a crazy thing we did

people think dog breeds are crazy

this is like if we bred dogs that looked like aliens

[near wasp]

Maybe I should make lamb and asparagus tomarrow idk why but that sounds good

[winged jacinth]

that does sound pretty good

[celest dome]

I hope we manage to find new ways to fuck up that plant

[winged jacinth]

we need to make it do this then its over for all other domestic plants https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C4_carbon_fixation

[rocky gale]

Damn I really regret not getting the Eldar Corsair battleforce, the Combat Patrol is good but I've no need/interest in a Wave Serpent.

[near wasp]

Turn it into terrain

[rocky gale]

Ugly terrain

[uncut edge]

Making a wreckage out of it should give you some kinda catharsis

You get to mutilate and destroy what you think is an ugly model

[celest dome]

So I'm watching that Wednesday show's second season and in the asylum, they're playing Zombie by the cranberries, which is just so on the nose

[rocky gale]

Everytime someone plays that song on their halloween playlist, another car grows a stack of semtex in it's fueltank

[last stone]

Lol

[near wasp]

That sounds very irish

[rocky gale]

I wonder why

[near wasp]

I really hope there isn't an FBI agent in this discord

[cerulean trellis]

anybody here seen penitent already?

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456245725597138957/1475596902073630894/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[opaque coyote]

There might be a connection here...

[winter pine]

to my Ordo Hereticus assigned Interrogator watching me rn:

https://tenor.com/view/waving-emoji-yellow-waving-emoji-fast-waving-yellow-emoji-gif-2616820770356227063

[vagrant fox]

Time to begin some Kriegslop lads

Maybe it'll get me through Monday

[celest dome]

Wait is Kriegslop meant to support the Krieg, or is it the usual Krieg reaction we have ?

[arctic talon]

its the new book

[vagrant fox]

I don't know I have a love hate relationship with Krieg

New book yes

[languid meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCIni7BaEAAN1S7.gif

[misty vector]

Heard the author doesnt like the krieg shovel memes either so it might be pretty good

Actually wants to humanize them

[arctic talon]

Glad the physics in Marathon are just as goofy as Destiny

actually is that even marathon

I can't tell

[languid meadow]

yea

it is

[languid meadow]

thank fuck

the humanization stories for factions are usually the best

there can't be grimdarkness without some form of normalcy

[misty vector]

planning on reading it too

its the first krieg book ive got bc of that

[cerulean trellis]

i am currently listenign to pilgrims of fire so far i enjoy it a lot ^^

[jade holly]

What’s the probability of a special secret alliance between factions where individuals from each faction band together to start taking the Tyranid threat as the primary threat?

Like a Szarekh’s Angels sort of thing

[celest dome]

Can the probability be lower than 0 ?

[jade holly]

Had a feeling that’d be the case

Unity and alliances in 40K?

[languid meadow]

Literally only 3 factions would dare to work together for the nids

eldar, tau, imperium

they would all betray each other

right after

[jade holly]

I mean you also have the Szarekhan dynasty since they need that biomass

[languid meadow]

I would put necrons but with the eldar being in the alliance it's not gonna go likely

[jade holly]

True

Are there any Eldar who are actively hunting Tyranids as their main enemies?

[languid meadow]

it would prob be the eldar rejecting them since SK is pragmatic enough to put aside grievances

[jade holly]

Mfw the Turkish guy starts flying and speaking Finnish

[languid meadow]

the AI in his chest is doing that which is another super AI like Anubis

[jade holly]

Yeah Chernobog

Emre’s my main dps right now lol

[arctic talon]

have you seen his pistol lol

[languid meadow]

yeah

eternal torture on that turk

[arctic talon]

mmmmm spikes

[opaque coyote]

Chaos weapons be like

[jade holly]

Like that one game that uses blood as ammunition

[arctic talon]

tbh I think the spikes are how it heals him

lol

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I'm surprised there isn't a Slaanesh weapon that's powered by like

Masochism

[languid meadow]

Isn't this just fucking

incubi armour?

[opaque coyote]

At least as far as I'm aware

But I don't like

Read all of the chaos weapons

[languid meadow]

Istg I thought Incubi had spikes and shit in their armour

[arctic talon]

no

but they do have to do something like that

during training

so close enough

[opaque coyote]

There's like way too many

And too little

[languid meadow]

Ah

[opaque coyote]

At the same time

Very little guns

Which is sad

I get why since Chaos has a more magical theme in general

[jade holly]

We need more Noise Marine weapons

Bring back the flamethrower guitar

[arctic talon]

they already have like 3

The guitar wasn't a flamer

[celest dome]

Chaos "hate" ranged weapons, hence them rarely blessing them as base

[arctic talon]

it was just a sonic gun lol

[jade holly]

Well make it one

[arctic talon]

No

[jade holly]

[opaque coyote]

I am aware

But like I think Tzeentch would love them

And Slaanesh and Nurgle wouldn't care

[opaque coyote]

Because magic

And intelligence

[celest dome]

TSons do have some Fyre guns

[opaque coyote]

Like guns were made via ingenuity

[jade holly]

Why aren’t there more wacky magic staves used by Tzeentch smh

[opaque coyote]

Tzeentch would love magic guns

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Æther-Fire_Weapon

[opaque coyote]

I feel like only Khorne would have a slight disdain but it's like

How you prefer just a bit more salt

[jade holly]

Imagine Rubric Marines make Force Guns like Force Swords or Force Staves

[opaque coyote]

On your meal

[celest dome]

Cause staves don't have any particular thing than just being Force bashing weapons

And Rubric can't use Force weapons as they're not Psyker/Psychically sensitive

[opaque coyote]

I mean wouldn't make sense cause they got turned to dust due to how they have zero Psyker potential

[jade holly]

I said Rubric Marines cause I forgot the TSons ain’t all Psykers

[opaque coyote]

And force weapons are basically normal weapons outside of a Psyker's hands