40k-lore-chat

[flat nimbus]

word, honestly wasn’t sure how above Servitor-level conscious they were

[vagrant fox]

Don't trust his admech lies, skits are just meat and metal puppets

[arctic talon]

Nah if you want servitors you use servitors

[solid horizon]

theyre guardsmen with gadgets

[arctic talon]

If you want something that can think for themselves you use a skitarii

They’re like sisters of battle in a sense for what they serve as

They’re the big militant crusader arm of the cult mechanicus

[solid horizon]

skits are too elite for darktide Ithink

[urban spire]

no?

[arctic talon]

They’d be fine

[urban spire]

that's like saying a guardsman is too elite for darktide

[arctic talon]

We’ve got arbites

lol

[vagrant fox]

If we got arbites we can have skits

[arctic talon]

We’ve got veterans

Skitarii are above veterans but they work fine

[storm jungle]

Skits are literally expendable cyborg guardsmen

[rocky gale]

A Tech priest would be more elite than a Skitarii

[storm jungle]

they are formidable but they also die in droves lol

[flat nimbus]

I still want it to be xenos already something besides AdMech, because I think they could still add something else more ‘exotic’ but tech class would be fun

[arctic talon]

Tech adept moment proves you wrong

[rose thorn]

Hey what’s the most important parts when wiring an admech forgeworld

[solid horizon]

unfortunately yes

[cerulean trellis]

Would SoB's be too elite?
Or is their similarity to the zealot the bigger problem

[arctic talon]

Anyways Kroot carnivore

[vagrant fox]

Eldar sweep soon comrade

[solid horizon]

but also

[arctic talon]

True!

[solid horizon]

transuranic arquebus sucks ass

[arctic talon]

[near wasp]

[storm jungle]

Not really tbh, SoB's most regular enemy is darktide-tier hostiles

ala cultists/heretics

[flat nimbus]

I do think Skit makes a bit more sense if only because it would be weird to have a tech priest fumbling with their hack box lol

[urban spire]

a tech priest is higher than the lowest skitarii, but skitarii aren't outside the ranks of the mechanicus

[arctic talon]

Their interpretation of the cult mechanicus, colors, that’s it

[rose thorn]

Oh neat

[arctic talon]

Maybe some specific things they like

Environment

Ect.

That’s all you need

[urban spire]

hang on where's my james workshop folder

[arctic talon]

But most forgeworlds are industrialized shitholes

So not a ton of biome variety

Usually

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

yeah the variety usually comes from like

[urban spire]

here, skitarii are in the org chart just fine

[storm jungle]

how the factorums are formed

[urban spire]

they have ranks

[cerulean trellis]

True, true. So long we get a rank and for sister we good

[storm jungle]

or constructed/lined up etc

[arctic talon]

Some forgeworlds are weird

Like the one with a forest

Bcs the forest does not fucking die to pollution

And is incredibly aggressive

[storm jungle]

notice tho how they are on the bottom of the mainline

[rose thorn]

Drugs or autisms, call it

[solid horizon]

how charming

[storm jungle]

codex propaganda

[urban spire]

it's dilara's chart, i got it from her

[storm jungle]

we see skitarii get mulched en-masse constantly

[arctic talon]

Skitarii are better then guardsmen

[solid horizon]

I know duh

[arctic talon]

They still get mulched though

lol

[solid horizon]

I play skitarii

[flat nimbus]

so, another thought for ‘what specifically could it be’ is… what would the creation options be, then?

[solid horizon]

on tabletop

[near wasp]

Dilara probably already knows what the next class is but she must be silent

[arctic talon]

They’re like stormtroopers

Smh

[solid horizon]

they're just cultists with gadgets

[rose thorn]

Ah

[storm jungle]

Damn thats actually a good question lol

even im stumped

[solid horizon]

the transuranic arquebus dude always sucks the most because he only has one attack

[arctic talon]

For skitarii? Or tech adept?

[solid horizon]

arc rifle on the other hand would go hard

arc rifle my beloved

[arctic talon]

I doubt they’ll let them pick forgeworlds but fuck if I know

Hadron is from Urdesh but in Martian red

So maybe any mechanicus support will come from there lol

[storm jungle]

isnt Urdesh martian in colors?

[rose thorn]

What is there to interpret in the cult mechanicus?

[solid horizon]

too bad fatassfish said no to different sizes

I would have loved ratling class

[cerulean trellis]

Me too

[arctic talon]

We don’t know what Urdesh’s colors are

[solid horizon]

frodus, you must bring the chaos relic to eye of terror

[storm jungle]

Considering its pre-admech overhaul im gonna say martian lol

[arctic talon]

But we’re getting them soon

[rose thorn]

500 guardsmen cosmetics

[arctic talon]

In a warcom post

So it’ll be funny if it’s not Martian red

[vagrant fox]

It'd be nice to see

[solid horizon]

ratling with booze wargear

[arctic talon]

Though they can just say they changed colors

[solid horizon]

and sniper rifle

[arctic talon]

Again

[cerulean trellis]

I want longlas ;-;

[arctic talon]

I’d like to thank Alan Bligh for making Urdesh a traitor forgeworld

[paper haven]

But we have longlas at home

[arctic talon]

So we can finally see its color scheme

[vagrant fox]

I miss Bligh every single day

[solid horizon]

sausage and booze wargear

[sacred ginkgo]

Longlas would be very ehh for this game

[urban spire]

what the fuck would a ratling even do? ratlings have 3 hats in 40k: sniping, cooking and fucking. and you can only do one of those in darktide.
cooking.

[sacred ginkgo]

Helbore would just do its job better

[near wasp]

What are the other ideas besides skit and eldar

[paper haven]

A proper scope would be nice

[rose thorn]

What is this, some kind of… dark tide?

[flat nimbus]

either! I’m just kinda contemplating what the Background generation would be like for them, considering what we have to look at so far

[near wasp]

Your going to the corpse grinder

[arctic talon]

I’d assume it would be similar to arbites, how you got taught, past actions, ect.

[paper haven]

We're the sharpshooter class, let us shoot sharp

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-screaming-spongebob-scared-gif-22994973

[solid horizon]

I mean snipers could be fun

[urban spire]

yeah but that's not allowed in darktide

[sacred ginkgo]

Sniping at 3'4"?

No

[cerulean trellis]

Still want my longlas though

[vagrant fox]

me every single freaking day

[solid horizon]

do not underestimate the ratling

[rose thorn]

I wanna at least write a little bit for my knight house forgeworld

[paper haven]

I just look down on them

[sacred ginkgo]

Do not underestimate the Railing

[paper haven]

You know

[rose thorn]

Being thr last few loyalist admech of the planet repopulating it

[paper haven]

Because of how short they are

[rose thorn]

I imagine they are super zealous? Also probably something religious abou recycling since they had to rebuild their forgeworld from the corpses of a titan legion

[storm jungle]

I miss him man

[paper haven]

Take the shot, pip

[storm jungle]

its kinda hilarious how the MOMENT he died Forgeworld collapsed

[urban spire]

who is that

[arctic talon]

That works

[arctic talon]

The GOAT of forgeworld

[vagrant fox]

The guy who wrote all of the good shit

[arctic talon]

He made pretty much all the good forgeworld shit

• all the heresy black books

[paper haven]

Was that related or just coincidence?

[solid horizon]

Forgeworld is goated

[storm jungle]

Nah 100% related

[arctic talon]

Related, forgeworld had internal direction issues

[storm jungle]

Bligh was the main brain and force behind forgeworld

[arctic talon]

After he died

[rose thorn]

I know admech has something about all the energy in the universes already existing or something?

[arctic talon]

Everything humans need for survival has already existed since the DAOT, is a big thing preached

[urban spire]

that's, what, the corpuscari?

[flat nimbus]

my asspull idea is ‘death cult killers from the atoman wastes’, assuming the thought that expeditions are going to be into the fringes of tertium are correct

[rose thorn]

Oh perfect that works with the recycling theme

[arctic talon]

cinless is correct on the energy thing as well

[urban spire]

lowercase c

[arctic talon]

My bad

[urban spire]

👍

[rose thorn]

?

[arctic talon]

They’re a branch of electro priests

[rose thorn]

OHHHH

[arctic talon]

Who have the same thing you brought up

They got the jazz hands

[rose thorn]

yeha I like them but they are permanently bad I believe

Like gameplay wise

[arctic talon]

They’re good

Ish

The melee ones tend to be better

[rose thorn]

Can’t believe they didn’t make an electrorpriest foot hero yet

[arctic talon]

They did

But he’s in the rogue trader Killteam

lol

[rose thorn]

They did?

Oh lol

[urban spire]

there's also the fulgurites

[arctic talon]

Fulgurites are fun

They got sticks that suck the electricity out of stuff

They’re my preferred flavor of half naked blue tech priests

[rocky gale]

Electro-priests are lame looking

Dr Manhatten looking asses

[arctic talon]

Me when the religious extremists look weird

[urban spire]

ok but a lot of the religious extremists in 40k look really cool

[cerulean trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141048925407694909/1475084515092332685/elliered-sisters-of-battle.gif

[solid horizon]

the iconoclasts look cooler tho

[fervent geode]

I agree

[solid horizon]

chaos armies have this "hell yeah" energy loyalists don't

[arctic talon]

I like the mostly naked blue people when they glow and have the electric aura

Tbh

[urban spire]

those are still extremists

[solid horizon]

I suspect the hell yeah energy partly comes from how unorganised they are

you could even say... chaotic

[urban spire]

nothing is moderate in 40k that's the point

[solid horizon]

yeah but still

I find chaos cooler

[fervent geode]

Because it is

[solid horizon]

loyalists all look butthurt

[fervent geode]

And they are

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[cerulean trellis]

Everybody does when they get buttfucked by imperial bureaucracy everyday

[arctic talon]

Calth was an act of self defense

[urban spire]

opposing the emperor is self care

[solid horizon]

I mean

during the huge apocalypse game i had two weeks ago

there were kids spectating

who had no idea of the lore or anything

and hoped chaos side would win because they looked too cool

[urban spire]

that's right

[solid horizon]

the table carpet had lava on it and they were worrying for troops to die because there was lava

[urban spire]

valid

[vagrant fox]

typical, the woke complaining about galactic genocide again what's next? Not bombing civilians?

[solid horizon]

two little girls were admiring keeper of secret for its hair and beauty and a great unclean one

[urban spire]

ough, reminding me of the great clean one

[solid horizon]

in the end I felt kinda bad for loyalists becuase not only they were losing but also every spectator was supporting chaos

[arctic talon]

Based

And chaos pilled

Death to the false emperor

[arctic talon]

(Ignore the fact I own 0 chaos armies and 2 imperium ones)

[urban spire]

there he is

[arctic talon]

I hate this one so much

It’s so well done as well

[vagrant fox]

type of shit I see when I look in the bathroom mirror in the morning

[urban spire]

globglogabgalab lookin ass

[vagrant fox]

It is quite well done yeah

[solid horizon]

average american resident

[urban spire]

https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

[arctic talon]

Why do the new Pokémon starters look so smooth

[vagrant fox]

Left one belongs in angry birds

[rocky gale]

That dog better stay on four legs

[urban spire]

it's gonna be a mixed martial artist

with huge bara pecs

[vagrant fox]

It's gonna stand up on two legs and put on boxing gloves and have huge mantits

[arctic talon]

Its gona be the water type this time

[rocky gale]

That's what cinless just said

[urban spire]

that's what i said

[lament shoal]

Hey don't say that, I'm sure you look great

[vagrant fox]

listen

[lament shoal]

Love yourself

[vagrant fox]

i'm playing old world blues

[vagrant fox]

That's an obscene thing to say I'm not mr Rogers

[wintry cloud]

It feels so premium

[arctic talon]

Oh it’s out

Or is this a leak

[wintry cloud]

Nah its out

[lament shoal]

New book or a new edition of an old one?

[wintry cloud]

Its in my hands

[arctic talon]

This book is only 10e so yes

New

[lament shoal]

Neat

The red corsairs interest me so I might pick this one up

[opaque coyote]

So uh

Y'know how in Cyberpunk 2077's intro

Where there was a lottery on how many people die in Night City?

Where if you guess correctly, you'll get paid?

Well uh

https://www.theverge.com/tech/887040/polymarket-iran-war-betting-invaluable

There are now bets on where the US will strike next in Iran

This is actually worse

[raven stone]

Yea, that is just...why would anyone want to bet on that#

[arctic talon]

It’s a specific district for the body count lottery

Not the whole city

Also excluding Pacifica in 2077

[raven stone]

(Still I think the point stands)

[opaque coyote]

Whoops

But yeah the point still stands

[arctic talon]

People are degenerate gamblers

[raven stone]

But I would like to think the US are not interested in full scale occupation

It's going to be another one of those "hit them then leave the locals to sort out the mess" things

If Venezuela is going to be a template for how Trump operates

[opaque coyote]

Probably that

And you can probably bet on it too

Literally

We don't even have cool cybernetics

[vagrant fox]

Hey we have uhhh, neuralink

[solid horizon]

the difference between CP2077 and real life is that in real life only rich folks can access "cool" cybernetics

but then again cybernetics adepts IRL are basically ad mech if not worse and want their mind transferred into a computer

which arguably may last much less long than the human body

[opaque coyote]

Actually what if that's the AI for Super Earth

[solid horizon]

I remember having lectures on such persons in uni

buncha loonies

big tech guys who legit thought lobotomy made you a better performing human

[hollow lantern]

You consciousness transfered into a file format that's unreadable in two decades

[opaque coyote]

Yeah for their profit margins

[solid horizon]

nah like for real

I forgot the specific name

but the dude had a relative lobotomized for "medical" reasons

[opaque coyote]

RFK?

[solid horizon]

not in the sense he did it

no

[opaque coyote]

No wait that was his father

[solid horizon]

like an actual big tech guy

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck doesn't he do it to himself then

If it makes a person "better performing"

[solid horizon]

too bad I lost my notes

tbf these guys are ad mech in real life

biohackers and stuff

[opaque coyote]

The more I see about IRL

The more 40k sounds genuinely plausible

[solid horizon]

well

Wh40k is a satire

most of the stuff you see in it is more or less real

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, still fucking sad since the entire thing is

"We shouldn't get to this point."

[solid horizon]

today I realised GW is not as woke as people think it is

[opaque coyote]

Like that's the main lesson

[opaque coyote]

GW is a corporation.

It's entirely dependent on their bottom line.

[solid horizon]

I was browsing through my ork bits and realised they had literal big Tec9 and Skorpion smgs, which are popular with american gangster weapons

-> orks are depicted as wild mannered violent gangster outsiders

-> pretorian orks exist

GW ain't beating the racism allegations

[opaque coyote]

Tbf their armor also resembles American Football players

And also Normal Football players asw

A mixture of the two

[solid horizon]

I'd say Orks are a mix of 60s-80s british skinheads and american gangsters

[opaque coyote]

It's generally supposed to resemble THOSE rabid sports fans

[solid horizon]

hooligans

[opaque coyote]

Basically

Lead by Margaret Thatcher

[solid horizon]

skinheads were essentially hooligans

[opaque coyote]

[solid horizon]

I mean look at orks and tell me they're not og skinheads

[opaque coyote]

If 40k continued on the full blown satire route

I would expect an Ork Warboss named

[solid horizon]

theyve got the cockney accent, bald head (for most), suspenders and boot,s blue jeans

theyve got that 2tone ska checkerboard

[opaque coyote]

R'onal Rippa'gan.

(Ronald Reagan)

[arctic talon]

Orks are very much football hooligans/skinheads

[solid horizon]

when I get orks im totally painting them as skinheads

[arctic talon]

They also used to be Afrika Korps Nazi’s lol

[opaque coyote]

Actually

I should totally make that an Ork Warboss

Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan were friends after all

I can imagine him being a rival to Ghazkgull as a result

[rose thorn]

whats the differnece lmao

[arctic talon]

The styling of gear

Lemme find it

lol

[solid horizon]

not all skinheadz especially early ones were nazis

[arctic talon]

Also yeah that

Skin heada ironically got co-opted by Neo Nazis

[opaque coyote]

I think they were generally just wild hooligans

And some of those were Nazi's

[solid horizon]

yeah

but also thatcher and the national front didn't help

[opaque coyote]

They have a habit of taking things from other culture and using it themselves

[solid horizon]

skinheads were mostly ineducated beerhead hooligans

thatcher be like

"look immigrants steal your jobs, bash them"

[arctic talon]

behold Afrika Korps Nazis

[rose thorn]

i calling teh british nazis it was a shitpost

[arctic talon]

Oh

LOL

[opaque coyote]

Oh my god I think that Boltgun is styled off of an Mp40

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

if lemmy kilmister was in warhammer he'd be an ork 100%

[arctic talon]

anyways Orks moved away from that aesthetic

aside from Stormboyz

[opaque coyote]

Honestly now I can't help but wonder how a

MP40 shaped Bolter would look now

[solid horizon]

kinda looks like a MAT-49 too

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah true

Just looks like that shape of gun in general

[solid horizon]

nowadays Orks have bigass TEC9 and Skorpions

[opaque coyote]

Magazine vertical and used as a grip

[opaque coyote]

Surprised we haven't gotten any Orks using a Glock

Probably because the Glock is boring as fuck

Like it literally looks like what I would draw in 3rd grade

The most basic looking gun to ever exist

And that's probably why it's so famous

[arctic talon]

krieg
ww2

Skin this person alive

[opaque coyote]

I love how the Black Templars look

Completely normal

Bro didn't have to change shit

[vagrant fox]

Make the Steel Legion great again

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I mean their main thing is literally trench warfare

And gas masks

[lament shoal]

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING JUST NOW LMAO

[opaque coyote]

How do you mistake that for a WW2 theme

[arctic talon]

The real ww2 Germans

lol

[solid horizon]

couldnt find bits of the gun I was talking about

but still close enough

[opaque coyote]

In fact I like Kriegers because they're mainly WW1 themed

Also

[opaque coyote]

Bro is definitely shooting that sideways

Actually surprised we haven't seen Orks do that

It's not like they care about accuracy to begin with

[solid horizon]

that's totally a skorpion

[arctic talon]

We’ve only ever seen marines shoot sideways

lol

[solid horizon]

what about dawn of war sync kills

[opaque coyote]

Why

[arctic talon]

Necromunda

[opaque coyote]

Makes sense

[arctic talon]

It’s an imperial fist who does it

I joke they’re from necromunda

But no clue why

[opaque coyote]

Ah

Yeah that makes sense

Still sad that Orks don't do it

[solid horizon]

https://youtu.be/BBGw7qeaUl8?t=142

[opaque coyote]

That sounds exactly their style

[arctic talon]

Can take the marine out of Munda but not the Munda out of the marine

Gangers shooting to the side is funny

[vagrant fox]

No reason not to style when you can shoot accurately without aiming

[opaque coyote]

Bro fucking flipped the gun and then shot it sideways

Dude was truly aura farming

[solid horizon]

orks in dawn of wars are aura farming in general

I suspect the devs to be ork mains

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-loading-umamusume-meme-stare-gif-12580912861361153034

[solid horizon]

because Gorgutz survives every single game

[opaque coyote]

Gotta admit it fits

[opaque coyote]

Like Orks are legitimately the only ones that have fun fighting

Besides Khornates

So of course I expect them to style on their foes

Because it's literally a game to them

They're basically CoD players

[solid horizon]

Orks also ragebait everyone in DoW

[opaque coyote]

Yeah all their dialogue convos can be summarized down to

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FEo2WSLBM

"Come fight puzzy hahahah"

[opaque coyote]

Factions yaps about a goal or thing

"Yeah whateva, come down and fight already ya gits."

[opaque coyote]

Even when they're losing they still ragebait

They're having the time of their fucking lives

[solid horizon]

when I play tabletop with my friends, Orks are kinda the army you get if you have no force or a too small one

they end up being goofy slaves of chaos but it's still cool af

on the apoc game they barely did anything but operate a bastion gun (and somehow not fire with it) and drop chicken jokey explosive squig from their truck

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879074866513453086/1477458150146838548/image.png?ex=69a4d5a0&is=69a38420&hm=2fb6a31d4e2bad2a917582cf9295386df25b48c2e67f0d4938e2c1b66abe2fb1&

I should have this

[solid horizon]

squig jockey !

top 10 ork allies moment

[arctic talon]

Squiggen jockey

[surreal nest]

helldivers fans genuinely need to be fucking erased from history

"you wont give me a cowboy hat, I must point fingers at the chinese!"

[storm jungle]

Tbh it is pretty shit

[surreal nest]

i agree the cowboy hat looks fucking dumb

[storm jungle]

I meant the chinese one

but i agree with the hat too

LMAO

Lunar Slop in everything

[surreal nest]

i just dont get how people say it doesnt fit the universe when we have killzone gear

[arctic talon]

I like lunar new year smh

But yes

[storm jungle]

Silence asian

[arctic talon]

500 lunar new year cosmetics

[hollow lantern]

Hd2 has no cohesive aesthetic

[surreal nest]

if you ask me I think the cowboy warbond has the most out of place cosmetics

[hollow lantern]

Hd1 aesthetic is superior

[storm jungle]

🗣️ 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 🇨🇳

[surreal nest]

I love how the opposite of americans being mad about china and posting their tragedies would be chinese people posting videos of all of our ice shootings

[storm jungle]

Tianmen Square deniers always deserve to be mocked too tbh

we can play the "you did this atrocity" game all day

[arctic talon]

We should do more atrocities

[surreal nest]

No need i have done a majority of them with my army of evil gnomes

[storm jungle]

Shut up tencent plant

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[storm jungle]

remove yourself NOW

[arctic talon]

You’re the second person in this server to call me a CCP plant

But the first to do it ironically

[storm jungle]

I WASNT TALKING TO YOU

[arctic talon]

Oh

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

[storm jungle]

[fervent geode]

Can we get LNY cosmetics in DT

Is this lore

[hollow lantern]

I can call you a CCP plant if you really want it

[arctic talon]

No

[surreal nest]

i dont think ive ever seen a helldivers player not endlessly complain about the game why do they even play it lol

[storm jungle]

Anyway i wish Turkey controlled half the hemisphere like China so we could get all this shit like they do.

[hollow lantern]

Cause it was fun at some point

[storm jungle]

I mean its still fun

[arctic talon]

All I remember is someone getting really mad and racist at me over me saying black myth wukong not winning game of the year was fine and the lead dev was kind of weird

[storm jungle]

people just take it too seriously

[fervent geode]

No im putting red packets on the zealot

[arctic talon]

I’m not sure how that correlated to me being a CCP plant

[fervent geode]

Weird

[arctic talon]

500 紅包

[hollow lantern]

The only thing ik about that game is haha good graphics soulslike

[fervent geode]

Purity 福

Trust in the money god emperor

[arctic talon]

It’s a pretty good game but it had enough issues to make it not GOTY for me personally lol

[storm jungle]

You hate Wukong because its chinese

[hollow lantern]

I can't play it for extended periods tbh

[arctic talon]

It’s cool

[storm jungle]

I hate Wukong because its another soulsslop game

we are not the same

[surreal nest]

Annoyed me because I was interested in trying it but the developer is like next level chud

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE SOULSSLOPS

GIVE ME MORE

MORRREEE

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[opaque coyote]

[surreal nest]

and making a whiny statement that you didnt win GOTY should honestly get you maimed

[fervent geode]

Tbh

[fervent geode]

U lose u lose bro

[opaque coyote]

Heard that Wukong was actually pretty good though

[arctic talon]

Also they won an award that year as well lol

[storm jungle]

And you shouldnt lmao. Pro tip just play the game like 2-3 times a week. ıdk how people play this game repeatedly every day

[arctic talon]

It’s actually a good game

Tbh

[storm jungle]

My friend also made me discover a great format with it

where he always selects operations where its like

1 long mission

2 short missions

its perfect tbh

[hollow lantern]

Uhhh, best I can do is 3 missions once every week or so

[surreal nest]

i hate the operation system so much

[opaque coyote]

But yeah like

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats also good tbh

[opaque coyote]

People take GOTY shit too seriously

[storm jungle]

you dont need much beyond that lol

[opaque coyote]

Like bro who cares

Literally everyone has different taste

What's good for one person will be trash for another

And that's fine

[arctic talon]

Metaphor Refantazio should have won GOTY

0 bias

[opaque coyote]

A lot of good games have like zero awards

[vagrant fox]

I'll join 2-3 random missions every 2-3 days and it's gucci

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Also true

[vagrant fox]

Dark Souls 2 should have won goty that year

[fervent geode]

Best Souls fr

[hollow lantern]

Dark souls 2 should win goty 2026

[fervent geode]

If there was no stupid ass soul memory id pvp everyone alive

[arctic talon]

Metaphor Refantazio had a message I agree with

Fucking murder unironic Social Darwinist’s and mug or murder racist politicians/hj

What did ATLUS mean by this

[opaque coyote]

DS2 is probably the most ambitious souls game. It tried the most new things

[fervent geode]

Sounds interesting

[opaque coyote]

The problem is that due to its ambition, it had mixed execution on some of them

But in general, it doesn't deserve to be forgotten

[hollow lantern]

Powerstancing my beloved

[surreal nest]

im loving the theme of resident evil 7, southern white families in Louisiana are weird and eat people

[vagrant fox]

Wouldn't have elden slop without ds2 and it's skyelevator into lava realm

[opaque coyote]

Elden Ring's power stancing, by pure stats, is better than DS2's Powerstancing.

To be nerdy for a second, Powerstancing in DS2 is a fucking DPS loss

But also who cares?

[hollow lantern]

The way powerstancing in DS2 works feels better

[opaque coyote]

It also made up for it by having the best duel wield sustem

[fervent geode]

"The country is terrorised by humans" lmfao

[vagrant fox]

Makes sense tbh

[arctic talon]

Funny how the player character in Metaphor Refantazio is deadass mildly racist at the start of the game

[opaque coyote]

Definitely, and it's one of my main criticisms for Elden Ring. You could easily fit in both DS2 like Powerstancing and Weapon Arts.

[arctic talon]

while being the minority group that is treated with the most vitrol/racism

lol

[opaque coyote]

But they just didn't because fuck you ig

[arctic talon]

Realistic to life I guess

[fervent geode]

I mean tbh it was that Texan girl or smth them sold that to into it

[surreal nest]

the maga mexican americans have arrived

[opaque coyote]

Elden Ring in general is actually the game with the least cut content

Which is

[fervent geode]

I blame texas

[opaque coyote]

Funny as fuck since it's still a lot

[surreal nest]

ALWAYS blame texas

[opaque coyote]

Like the amount of cut content for 1-3 is ludicrous

If any of it made it in, it would basically be completely different

[surreal nest]

I believe it, elden ring didnt mind keeping their dogshit enemies in the game and not thinking twice to remove them

[opaque coyote]

DS3 was supposed to be based off of time travel

[fervent geode]

Bloodborne is better than all souls games imo

[surreal nest]

they needed a large scope so they just shoved all of their dumb ideas into one

[opaque coyote]

I mean it was worse

[fervent geode]

Bleed dogs

[opaque coyote]

On release the enemy placement was honestly bullshit

And by release I mean day 1

They quickly patched that shit out fast because it clearly wasn't meant to be final

In general I think Elden Ring is good

Will I be hung for saying that

Yes

[surreal nest]

you definitely will not

[opaque coyote]

But I generally don't think the enemy placement is as bad as ds2's

[surreal nest]

soygamers love their soyslop on their soystation soy

[opaque coyote]

Since DS2 easily had the most dogshit enemy placement ever.

Especially in the DLCs

Oh god

Whoever made Frigid Outskirts should genuinely shove a reindeer up their ass and die

[hollow lantern]

There is genuinely no worse area in souls than fucking snowfield horse experience

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Elden Ring is fun for me.

Primarily because I love builds

[vagrant fox]

I see peak is not truly appreciated in its time now

[arctic talon]

Horse[REDACTED] Valley?

[opaque coyote]

And Elden Ring has a lot of possibilities that genuinely makes it fun

[hollow lantern]

Yes

[arctic talon]

Elden ring's open world is the worst part of it

lol

[opaque coyote]

The fact that you can have a consumable only build and it actually works is great

[surreal nest]

i had a really fun build but the dlc makes me mad and i havent done more

i got the two backhanded blades and full blood magic

[arctic talon]

The DLC is way better in terms of its open world

[opaque coyote]

I do generally agree.

The game was supposed to have more within it but they ran out of time.

Entire areas were cut

[surreal nest]

cant agree more, i cannot stand the open world

[opaque coyote]

It's why certain areas like the Atlus Plateau feel tiny as shit

[vagrant fox]

Mostly I found Elden Ring to be just alright but I also had some fierce souls fatigue that probably warped my opinion

[surreal nest]

i wish elden ring was more streamlined like an actual souls games and not vast empty spaces with hidden nooks

[opaque coyote]

There was supposed to be an entire outskirts for the town

[vagrant fox]

The whole Godwyn lore still captured me though that was messed up

[opaque coyote]

So there was supposed to be the regular plateau

Then the outskirts of the city

Then the capital itself

They had to remove the outskirts due to time constraints

[arctic talon]

Marika was right for genociding the Hornsent/j

[vagrant fox]

Remove that j

[fervent geode]

Everything is Ranni's fault

[opaque coyote]

Genocide in response to genocide is always right

[arctic talon]

Sucessful genocide

into Sucessful genocide

outstanding move marika

[opaque coyote]

Yesn't.

Tbf imagine having a fucking two fingered hand constantly in control of your life and being aware that you're fated to die.

[surreal nest]

randomly asking this but why are there so many dead capcom listings on steam why would they not just wanna fix it and bank on nostalgia? surely it cant be that expensive to make your game at least operational in singleplayer

[fervent geode]

-Morgott

[arctic talon]

morgott wasn't even genocidal

[surreal nest]

do they just forget

[opaque coyote]

He's literally just Uncle Ruckus

[fervent geode]

I mean he'd justify it

[fervent geode]

That's true, but look at poor godwyn

[opaque coyote]

Yeah Godwyn got fucked over in general.

He also got like 4 rewrites and all of them ended with his death

[vagrant fox]

Japanese game studio moment

[opaque coyote]

Which is hilarious because in every possibility

He was destined to be miserable

[arctic talon]

The Omens aren't even Hornsent

they just have horns

and Marika is mega racist

[fervent geode]

Total Godwyn Death

[opaque coyote]

The most fucked up part is that you can actually see his ""face"" grow throughout the lands

[fervent geode]

Anything Crucible evil

[opaque coyote]

Yes that is his face

[fervent geode]

Yeah ive heard

The nose

The eyes

[arctic talon]

Give a character a german accent, make them a facist veteran

what did ATLUS mean by this

[fervent geode]

Is that the one under stormveil?

[opaque coyote]

In general Elden Ring is a flawed game but I still find it fun.

I am an Open World freak tbh

[arctic talon]

I think so

the stormveil one is the least messed up looking one

iirc

[opaque coyote]

So I love finding hidden stuff and dungeon crawling like a freak

So Elden Ring fits that itch

[vagrant fox]

Rudolf is a bit on the nose

[fervent geode]

yeah iirc the one near fortissax is more big and ugly

[opaque coyote]

I do agree with criticisms like how the mini bosses are too repetitive

[fervent geode]

I agree

Less angry tree man

Rotten angry tree man

Golden tree

[opaque coyote]

But also I genuinely don't hate the open world

But there is one main criticism

And tbf it extends to the souls series somewhat

[fervent geode]

No guns

[opaque coyote]

But they at least have the excuse of linearity

Where the fuck are the friendly people

Listen there is like two friendly places outside the round table

[arctic talon]

he also talks about how X tribe makes everything worse in like every single one of his public speeches 💀

[fervent geode]

Summonable npcs i guess

[opaque coyote]

And one is a freaky ass manor where you're literally all tasked to kill people

And the other is a town full of jars

Legitimately, it would've benefited Elden Ring a lot to have at least a couple of more friendly towns

[daring creek]

Omnious jars

[fervent geode]

Both get deserted/destroyed

[opaque coyote]

Like Legend of Zelda BOTW style towns

[sacred ginkgo]

Luckily you get to actually beat his ass with minimal resistance

Cause hes a late game enemy

[arctic talon]

Yeah Rudolf is a pushover lol

even without spamming broken shit

[sacred ginkgo]

All of the late game candidate are

[fervent geode]

I think for the Souls series everyone is hollowing and the world sucks now so its fair

But for ER

[arctic talon]

Tbh Milo is scary except for the fact allmighty sucks

lol

[fervent geode]

Yeah maybe a lil more sane people

[sacred ginkgo]

You're late game in press turn

Anyone with less than like 4 actions is just food

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I wish for a little bit more life.

[arctic talon]

tbh totally not Lucifer is more fun if you do none of the side crystals

makes the fight way more fun

[fervent geode]

Oedon Chapel was nice

Well

[opaque coyote]

Hell we don't know what's the perspective for the average person

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I did Charadrius

[arctic talon]

Metaphor Refantazio has a better Lucifer fight then any of the SMT games lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Utterly obliterated him with my full elemental null from farmed Orbs

[arctic talon]

anyways this means SMT6 will have an excellent lucifer fight

[fervent geode]

Die, starve, get conscripted by a Lord

I guess

[opaque coyote]

It would've been nice to have an NPC that lived in the Lands Inbetween and saw shit go down

[arctic talon]

LOL

[fervent geode]

Isnt that jim haight or smth

But he doesnt talk much

So yeah

[opaque coyote]

Apparently part of the reason why the soldiers are crazy is because of a common theme.

"Immortality fucking sucks".

Once destined death was stolen. Everybody couldn't really die. They were forced to fight a war in basically an endless loop

As a result everybody is basically on autopilot

[sacred ginkgo]

4x elemental mirror
Fuck you and your 12 actions

[opaque coyote]

Because although they can't die permanently

[fervent geode]

Everyone is now mindless from dying endless iirc

[opaque coyote]

...they can still feel everything

[fervent geode]

Yeah

Hellish if ya ask me

[opaque coyote]

At least we got an excuse for why NPCs die for once

Graceless tarnished can't respawn

[fervent geode]

True

[solid horizon]

Go play Ghouls N Goblins you slob

[opaque coyote]

Which honestly was my main criticism for Dark Souls

Like

Every NPC is an undead

Just fucking revive yourself

Stupid

[fervent geode]

Except for Sieglinde and uhhhhh

Maybe they hollow?

Idk

[opaque coyote]

Non human npcs

[fervent geode]

Still kinda bull

[opaque coyote]

Tbf some do

[fervent geode]

Yeah the uh crestfallen joe

And swamp men

[opaque coyote]

Which makes sense. I assume they disappear because having them attack you Everytime you enter the area would be annoying

But in general like

Bro just come back stupid

Idiot

[opaque coyote]

I actually have

It sucks ass

Tbf it's an arcade game but it's pure 80's bullshit

[solid horizon]

Nah you just suck

[opaque coyote]

Whoever made ghosts spawn randomly

I swear to god

Also they made the game repeat twice

Why

[opaque coyote]

Super Ghosts and Goblins is actually pretty good though

[solid horizon]

Gotta suck the money out of your wallet

[opaque coyote]

Probably because it isn't an arcade game ported to the NES

[solid horizon]

I finished that game, too bad I can't put that on my resume

[fervent geode]

Dumbass hollows -patches prob

[solid horizon]

Tbh C64 version was the hardest because of physics code

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the only problem is that they force you to repeat the game again

Like the first one

...why

[solid horizon]

With a shitty weapon

[opaque coyote]

I also do suck thf

But like

It's also just bullshit

[solid horizon]

Game got me sweating of fear

[opaque coyote]

Also at least it has the funniest video game opening ever

[solid horizon]

Each time you double jump

[opaque coyote]

Fucking Satan steals your woman post coitous

"Yeah let me get some of that too!"

yoink

[solid horizon]

I need Sir Arthur in primaris armor

[vagrant fox]

orthur morgan?

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[solid horizon]

Super Daemons & Gretchins

[opaque coyote]

Homer has the consistent quality of being aware of country leaders

[vagrant fox]

Classic Simpsons

[opaque coyote]

He also accurately knows all of the Supreme Court justices

Good on him because I fucking can't remember

[solid horizon]

Contra was the shit

Id play catachan if they didn't completely suck

[opaque coyote]

Contra is definitely a game where the artists clearly were like

"Random bullshit go!"

Tbf it has some of the coolest designs even if some of them were

Obviously plagiarized from a certain movie

[solid horizon]

Early iteration of flesh blob aliens

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny in general that a lot of games are just

Random bullshit go

[solid horizon]

A lot of 80s stuff is

Including warhammer

[opaque coyote]

"Ah yes a plumber he has the physical strength to break stone. And he needs to save the princess from a fucking demon dinosaur"

"Okay, to counter this, we have a radical blue hedgehog fighting against a fat mad scientist and his robots while saving animals. And also that scientist has a fucking Death Star with his face plastered on it "

[solid horizon]

We're going to send two top naked dudes in flashy pants to stop a whole cosmic horror invasion, they jump in backflips and jump on their bikes

Theyre gonna fight metal walls, computers, a heart, big terminator, a frog crab with a human face and huge space dicks

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

Y'know how in Metroid

How it was a surprise that the badass bounty hunter was... FEMALE!!!

Well there was some promotional art before that was revealed

And uh

Accidental lesbian

[solid horizon]

Tbh samus sounds like she's lesbian

[opaque coyote]

This is pretty much the only proof we have of Samus having any romantic things ever also

[solid horizon]

My headcannon is that the contra dudes are gay

[opaque coyote]

Also AM2R (the fan made Metroid 2 remake) even has a secret trooper log

I think HQ wants to minimize their involvement with bounty hunters, as their reliance on the latter to solve 'problems' over the years might have made the government look weak.

It'd explain why Samus, the famed Metroid-killer, wasn't hired to accompany us. This could've been my chance to meet him! I'd have started off with some small talk, invited him to a drink and...I'm daydreaming again. Knowing me, I'd get flustered and strike him as an awkward gal.

[lament shoal]

They need to drop a contra style game with the catachans

[opaque coyote]

[solid horizon]

Yes

Catachans vs genestealer cult and tyrannids

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I don't even think she would know if she had a sexuality because she spent most of her life with bird people

Her parents died when she was like 3

[solid horizon]

Well

She might have no approach or experience of it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah maybe not knowing who she's attracted to is too far

But I can certainly imagine somebody trying to flirt with her

[solid horizon]

Unless she's asexual, reproduction is still human instinct

[opaque coyote]

And she's just like

"Yeah... Okay"

walks away

[solid horizon]

Me irl

[opaque coyote]

Real

But yeah I doubt Samus would even know what to do

[fervent geode]

"Huh"

[opaque coyote]

Which would be funny

[solid horizon]

She probs only care about money

[sacred ginkgo]

Samus would probably be fine, shes just got that "too busy for this shit" vibe constantly

[opaque coyote]

I mean she's also like part Chozo and now part Metroid

So

Her DNA is like basically fucking soup at this rate

It's frankly a miracle she looks normal but who knows what her body looks like underneath her skin

Or how it works

[solid horizon]

Superman ahh

[opaque coyote]

She might unironically have the most fucked up anatomy ever tbh

[sacred ginkgo]

Its probably like
Borderline liquid muscle fiber for like 80% and the rest is extremely condensed organs

No bones

[opaque coyote]

I mean she can turn into a ball

So

[solid horizon]

What if she's just the thing

[sacred ginkgo]

She can also just essence harvest people now

[opaque coyote]

Honestly shape shifting would totally be a cool new power set for Samus

Like she only looks like herself because she thinks she's still normal

[solid horizon]

Tbh I only played a bit of the Metroid Prime games and mostly watched my brother never complete them so I have very little Metroid knowkedge

[opaque coyote]

Also it's worth noting that Ridley is basically the craziest mf ever

[solid horizon]

I remember parasite queen, chozo ruins, meta ridley and dark world stuff

[opaque coyote]

Like bro literally revelled in killing Samus's parents right in front of her

He also has a severe god complex

Seeing himself as a god of destruction

[solid horizon]

Khorne's best warrior

[opaque coyote]

Dude would totally be a Khorne worshipper

[solid horizon]

So good he became a heldrake

[jade holly]

Mfw the funny pterodactyl leader of pirates is a hyper intelligent, extremely sadistic sociopath

[opaque coyote]

Yeah basically

[jade holly]

I love Ridley

He’s such a bastard

[opaque coyote]

He also tortured Samus while she was undergoing a PTSD attack after seeing him for the first time

[jade holly]

Can’t he also talk sometimes?

[opaque coyote]

Well since her parents were murdered

[opaque coyote]

He can

He just doesn't want to

[jade holly]

Get people to think you’re a dumb primal beast then surprise them sort of situation?

[opaque coyote]

He explicitly has an entire conversation with 3 year Samus who naively tried to make friends

And he basically was like

"Wow I almost feel bad. Almost."

And then almost killed her

[jade holly]

And I thought Ganondorf was a rat bastard

[solid horizon]

And then Ridley almost survived

[opaque coyote]

He might be one of the most evil Nintendo villains oat

[jade holly]

Bro might honestly be The Devil

[solid horizon]

What about John Nintendo though

[jade holly]

Like capital D Devil

[opaque coyote]

He's basically a 40k villain

[jade holly]

Imagine a tyranid as intelligent and sadistic as him

And actively chooses to hunt purely because he loves the smell of fear

[solid horizon]

Ridley and Contra demon gods have their place in Warhammer tbh

[jade holly]

What else are some good villains who could both fit in and do well in 40K?

[solid horizon]

Donald Trump

[jade holly]

1. Do Well part
2. I meant media not irl

[solid horizon]

Idk

[opaque coyote]

Her mom dies in the next panel

If it isn't obvious

[jade holly]

Wait does bro antagonize her purely to reignite her PTSD?

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

He even told Samus that he ate her parents corpses to regenerate

After he got bombed by the Chozo

[jade holly]

He really is the peak of rat bastard lmao

[solid horizon]

In order for a villain to fit in WH40k they require to have extensive physical enhancements/evolution and vile motivations

[flat nimbus]

yeah comic Ridley is a real bastard

[solid horizon]

And I don't mean Adam smasher or darth vader type of enhancement

[jade holly]

Bro…

[opaque coyote]

Look at that fucking smile

[solid horizon]

Did he just do

A yo mama joke ?

[jade holly]

Who’s a bigger rat bastard between Ridley and Frieza?

[opaque coyote]

Basically yeah

[jade holly]

Now I want a sentient non human beast leading chaos pirates

[opaque coyote]

In front of the girl who lost said mother

And also unironically ate her

[solid horizon]

Basically primarchs now

Chaos ones

[jade holly]

They’re still human esque in physique

I meant Ridley style non human beast

[solid horizon]

Some more questionably than others

Fulgrim and Mortarion for instance

We still don't know what peter turbo looks like

[opaque coyote]

Can't choose between the two

[solid horizon]

Probs a fancy custom daemon engine with cartoony amounts of guns

[opaque coyote]

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

Especially since he did this in front of Samus

3 year old girl btw

Literally just met her

Zero reason to do this

[jade holly]

That shot goes hard tho

Ridley knows how to show off

Reminds me of King Ghidorah

[solid horizon]

Kaijus could fit in WH40k

I mean there are more or less already Kaiju battles

[opaque coyote]

I honestly had an idea floating around my ADHD ridden head

[jade holly]

Aren’t some Tyranids already Kaijus?

[opaque coyote]

For a fic where the Shin version of Godzilla

[solid horizon]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

Basically attacks Terra

And it's the Imperium vs Godzilla

[solid horizon]

Technically knight vs knight is nearly Kaiju battle

[jade holly]

Toho would make it so Gojira wins

[jade holly]

That’s just less cool Pacific Rim

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it depends on which version of Godzilla even not including that

[opaque coyote]

But yeah, Toho would make it so that Godzilla wins

[fervent geode]

Apparently we do

It was in a book

Gimme a moment

[jade holly]

A text description but not a visual one

[opaque coyote]

But honestly I think it'd be darker if it was just a footnote

[jade holly]

I want to SEE him

[opaque coyote]

Like Godzilla didn't do enough damage to even care

[solid horizon]

I just hope he's not a defiler man

[sacred bluff]

bro i saw a pic on twitter where horus was the size of the emperor

[solid horizon]

If peter doesn't have two legs it sux

[jade holly]

A fusion of these 2

[opaque coyote]

Also because a titan vs Godzilla

Would be peak

[heady rivet]

Huh, Khamenei dead

[fervent geode]

||Even before his elevation to daemonhood, the primarch had been colossal, but now he was a giant plated in silver and steel, encased in armour that was more a fortified sarcophagus than anything wrought for a living being. Edged in yellow and black, scarred from ten thousand wars and seamed with weld-line like scars, it was known as the Logos, its textures strangely alive, like a skin of metal and flesh combined. Perturabo, the Lord of Iron himself. ||

||He went without helm, his head a nightmare of pallid, dead flesh, necrotic and bleached of colour - like a corpse dragged from a depthless ocean trench. Thick cords of ribbed cabling pierced his skull, running back across his scalp in hissing cornrows. Eyes that were gimlet black, yet lit from within by the coldest light, stared out from a face that had known only bitter disappointment and had been cursed by inevitable betrayal.||

Here

[jade holly]

Welp

[fervent geode]

Pete Turbo

[opaque coyote]

Absolute glow up

[fervent geode]

Ill take what we can get

[sacred bluff]

this one

[fervent geode]

Its been ages without Lorgar

[opaque coyote]

Went from bald man to a horrible abomination of steel

Upgrade

[fervent geode]

Still bald but 100%

[solid horizon]

Doesn't sound any different than before

[jade holly]

Bro’s face is 1 step away from just being a skull

[solid horizon]

I expected him to have mutated in not having flesh anymore

[fervent geode]

Idk why makes me think of Necramechs from Warframe

[solid horizon]

Kinda like tetsuo the iron man

[jade holly]

Nah he’d be way cooler than one

[fervent geode]

Or maybe just a big dreadnought

[jade holly]

I mean his armor is basically a sarcophagus now

[solid horizon]

Perturabrute

[jade holly]

Why leave it when it does everything you need

[sacred bluff]

stop talking about my fav primarch!! >_<

[jade holly]

Since with it he can command from basically anywhere

[sacred bluff]

Iron Warriors>>>

[jade holly]

I love the IW and Peter

[solid horizon]

Peter does nothing but seat in his fortress anyways now

[sacred bluff]

is there new lore for daemon primarch perturabo

[solid horizon]

Probably watching sieges on his ironvision like it's superbowl

[fervent geode]

Peter occasionally leaves

Collaborates with Vashtorr and Abaddon and the like

But yeah

Generally he's in his house

[jade holly]

Peter sitting in his home planet with a popcorn bucket watching IW and he sees one destroy an IF dreadnought

LET’S FUCKING GOOO Stands up tossing the bucket away

[sacred bluff]

ANSWER ME

[fervent geode]

We did

[sacred bluff]

otay :3

[fervent geode]

This is it

Uh

Idk what they gon do with him

[sacred bluff]

where does he leave from

[fervent geode]

Medrengard

[jade holly]

I just hope that whenever we see daemon Peter we also get Daemon Engine Iron Circle Automatons

[sacred bluff]

also didn't he and the iron warriors capture vashtorr?

i think i read that

[fervent geode]

No that was a rogue warsmith

[sacred bluff]

[jade holly]

What domain would Vashtorr have as a chaos god?

[fervent geode]

Kraverek was officially working for the Black Legion anyway

[sacred bluff]

he gives tzeentch

[fervent geode]

Innovation

[jade holly]

Innovation and creation?

[solid horizon]

Kitbash

[jade holly]

Honestly unironically yes

The chaos god of alteration, modification and innovation

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[sacred bluff]

are these actual books i can read or is it like small little lore snippets for the vashtorr stuff with iron warriors

[solid horizon]

RIP Vhostok Pistonhand, you would've loved Vashtorr

[jade holly]

Taking what is and warping it into the most abhorrent and decrepit version of itself as you can imagine