ye lol
#40k-lore-chat
scenic dagger
scenic dagger
The chem dogs are thieves
ok but the commissar was assigned to them so not in his case lol
wary fulcrum
He might not have been assigned with the hammer though
near wasp
He def wasnt
wary fulcrum
Weirdly, he’s missing the commissars sash
scenic dagger
He might not have been assigned with the hammer though
perhaps, but is it more likely that he got it during his assignment with them, seems a bit more unlikely xD
commissars do all have their quirks
near wasp
I'm probably gonna read this book just cause this guy
near wasp
Kill that guy with hammers
wary fulcrum
I don’t love how GW art keeps ditching Commissar uniforms though, Darktide did it as well with their skin
scenic dagger
Weirdly, he’s missing the commissars sash
tbf that's just the current commissar's look
wary fulcrum
The cap, greatcoat and sash are the signifiers
wary fulcrum
tbf that's just the current commissar's look
Exactly my complaint
queen laurel
the author does have a short story
So if you have time you can pick that up for a quick read
near wasp
Spinoza
wary fulcrum
I love how Cowl just has a revolver
wary fulcrum
She’s got all this cool kit, there’s a ninja in there, a group of spec ops murder boys
And just Cowl with his pew pew six shooter
queen laurel
I love how Cowl just has a revolver
yes but that's still not the biggest iron
that would go to the stub cannons
wary fulcrum
MEAT NECK
queen laurel
forgot to tell the miniature is not mine by the way
wary fulcrum
Fucking love Stub Cannons
Wish there was a skill or genesmithing something that made them sidearms or pistols but alas
queen laurel
Fucking love Stub Cannons
Wish there was a skill or genesmithing something that...
there was a goliath dual handing them
wary fulcrum
there was a goliath dual handing them
He’s the leader of the whole house now, and doesn’t have a mini
queen laurel
He’s the leader of the whole house now, and doesn’t have a mini
unfortunate but it shows that you can dual wield them you just have to be built like a brick shit house
storm jungle
I'm probably gonna read this book just cause this guy
Read the Short hes in it as well
He absolutely HATES the chemdogs lol
near wasp
Ok will do
heady rivet
He absolutely HATES the chemdogs lol
Commisar hates penal unit. In other news, fork found in kitchen
wary fulcrum
Commisar hates penal unit. In other news, fork found in kitchen
Definitely the wrong place for it, needs to be in a plug
storm jungle
Commisar hates penal unit. In other news, fork found in kitchen
They’re a GLORIFIED CREW
viral halo
Damn my meme didn’t work
rose thorn
YouTube video about Reddit threads
post on r/unsolved murders
“My friend went missing and his corpse was found as a skeleton. Turn out that he called the police and shared their location with the police and they did nothing.”
Yeha that sounds right
hollow lantern
The more you get into true crime the more you realize law enforcement is riddled with morons
rose thorn
Honey honey new chud game released for people to pretend to play for 4 months then drop it
This… isn’t even a war game it’s a boardgame
rose thorn
The more you get into true crime the more you realize law enforcement is riddled...
Yeah lmao
It’s either stupid cops or racist cops
I remember one where literally the murderer like 20 years later came out and admitted it was him and explained everything because the cops refused to investigate the murder of people with handicaps
Okay it was more like manslaughter
It turned out the killer’s gun was literally found in the car lmao
hollow lantern
I can think of a couple of cases where the police were directly contacted by victims and just, didn't do a goddamn thing which led to people dying.
It's genuinely astounding
Then you have people on the internet solving cold cases for fun half a decade later
hallow saddle
Honey honey new chud game released for people to pretend to play for 4 months th...
check out our new chud game its called 1488 Hitler
heady rivet
Honey honey new chud game released for people to pretend to play for 4 months th...
Type of game to claim it wont be like greedy GW and then become more expensive and sue proxy-makers
Luckily no game is really like that aha
rose thorn
Type of game to claim it wont be like greedy GW and then become more expensive a...
The game is based around like fighting over a tower which is required to play, the stl is 75 dollars and the model is 200
rose thorn
Then you have people on the internet solving cold cases for fun half a decade la...
Lmao
heady rivet
The game is based around like fighting over a tower which is required to play, t...
Perfect on-ramp
heady rivet
wtf does on ramp mean lmao
As in on-ramp to the highway. They're saying its the perfect way to get into wargaming
rose thorn
As in on-ramp to the highway. They're saying its the perfect way to get into war...
OHHHH
Kid named spearhead
rocky gale
I know of the character Conan the Barbarian, I don't know anything about anyone else in the series
rose thorn
All I know about Conan is it’s basically gay porn
late verge
check out our new chud game its called 1488 Hitler
five little chuddies jumping on the bed
one fell off and bumped his head
mama called the hitler and the hitler said:
no more chuddies jumping on the bed
solid horizon
All I know about Conan is it’s basically gay porn
not exactly but youre close
late verge
All I know about Conan is it’s basically gay porn
Everything with men can be gay porn if you like men
heady rivet
how are you not old enough to know conan the barbarian but somehow know warhamme...
Conan funne
late verge
Conan funne
GENUINELY MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN I WATCHED THIS MOVIE
late verge
What is it with people in conan and worshipping snakes landkaigiejf
late verge
https://tenor.com/view/apo-mile-mile-apo-apo-nattawan-mile-phakphum-kinn-porsche...
Fair enough
late verge
https://tenor.com/view/apo-mile-mile-apo-apo-nattawan-mile-phakphum-kinn-porsche...
Not my type tho tbh
vagrant fox
how is it not straight and heteronormative
solid horizon
https://tenor.com/view/apo-mile-mile-apo-apo-nattawan-mile-phakphum-kinn-porsche...
tf is this edited image tho
rose thorn
If he was hairy then i can get calling it straight
Because that was popular at the time
heady rivet
How is this straight lmao
Arnold is dangerously addicted to Latinas 
vagrant fox
Arnold is dangerously addicted to Latinas <:ProfessorChen:1187568310729068544>
He loves his chad bastard so much more than his failson
solid horizon
late verge
Arnold is dangerously addicted to Latinas <:ProfessorChen:1187568310729068544>
He's a stud, he's ballsy
solid horizon
idk it just reminds me of arnold grins
rose thorn
Is this the good or bad Huron book lol
solid horizon
idk im illiterate therefore dont read warhammer fiction
solid horizon
unless it's a list of factual events
vagrant fox
https://youtu.be/-xZQ0YZ7ls4
I've seen this way too often
late verge
If he was hairy then i can get calling it straight
Hairy dad bod
heady rivet
I've seen this way too often
My favorite trivia is he was just saying anything he could to get to air so he made that all up
plush mason
What is it with people in conan and worshipping snakes landkaigiejf
Set is an ancient god from the days of Acheron and is a snake
so very old very powerful and very very evil
misty vector
Hey so the chaos agent that talked to the moebian 6th on nox alpha and turned them traitor, that was someone from admonition right?
celest dome
Yes
The Nox Alpha mission was a set up
Where the Scab and Dreg leadership linked up prior to being sent to Nox, and planning on using the planet to turn the rank and files into would be traitors
Which is implied having been planned by some noble
misty vector
So someone high rank in the moebian 6th conspired with them?
celest dome
Yes
misty vector
Ahh neat
limpid granite
Where the Scab and Dreg leadership linked up prior to being sent to Nox, and pla...
Do you think expeditions is nox alpha?
celest dome
No, cause again, it's quite far and I don't think it would be explainable toward how the enemies (Dregs/Scabs+ potential future factions) would be there too
Furthest I could see us go would be Atrox and nearby space
limpid granite
Hmm
Id say the sister city then
Do we also know who the moebians fought on nox alpha?
limpid granite
Maybe theyll explain it at some point through the mortis trials
celest dome
Could also be that the infections that are mentioned in the Martyr's skulls are due to Dreg agents instead of what ever they fought
limpid granite
Hmm
late verge
Trying to start a regular communist revolution in 40k sounds like a nightmare
"Okay so we have to overthrow the imperium for the good of humanity."
"Sounds good but when do we chop our own dicks off"
"Sigh"
wary fulcrum
Trying to start a regular communist revolution in 40k sounds like a nightmare
"...
Have you read Bookkeeper’s Skull?
They have scarification cult, and their way of introducing themselves to the main character is to drag a fistful of razor blades down their faces
late verge
Have you read Bookkeeper’s Skull?
They have scarification cult, and their way ...
Sounds about right
jade holly
I haven’t been keeping up with the Olympics at all
cerulean trellis
Id say the sister city then
We do not have a sister city confirmed, or did that change?
jade holly
But apparently something crazy happened in Hockey
limpid granite
We do not have a sister city confirmed, or did that change?
we do
there is another hive city on atoma but any information about that is banned
and morrow even says that were prohibited from discussing it further
cerulean trellis
oh yeh the psyker mentions it as a rumor
so far it is only vox chatter though, right?
limpid granite
which is most likely the location for expeditions
limpid granite
so far it is only vox chatter though, right?
yah
jade holly
I mean the hive city we go to is called Tertium no? Makes sense there’s other Hive Cities
limpid granite
anything could be there like genestealers daemons of chaos and other nasty things
cerulean trellis
I mean the hive city we go to is called Tertium no? Makes sense there’s other Hi...
could also be that hive tertium grew outta three big cities
jade holly
anything could be there like genestealers daemons of chaos and other nasty thing...
I’m hoping for a GSC uprising to introduce a new enemy faction
limpid granite
if the no mans land documents are anything to go by
jade holly
And also to tie back into Swagger
cerulean trellis
but i'd be down going to another hive on atoma, oen that is seriously fucked up
limpid granite
fatshark wouldnt put a gsc symbol on those documents for no reason
cerulean trellis
fatshark wouldnt put a gsc symbol on those documents for no reason
i wouldn't eb to sure about that ^^
jade holly
Is that even possible?
cerulean trellis
tehy can put down a red hering
limpid granite
Imagine a Nurgle blessed GSC Group
im not sure
winged jacinth
You have a genestealer cult it came with your hive city
cerulean trellis
Is that even possible?
i do not think so, genestealers are kinda in the hive mind, no?
jade holly
tehy can put down a red hering
Us diving into a new hive city looking for GSC not realizing Typhus and his squad of Deathblights pulled up
limpid granite
yeah genestealers dont worship chaos
they worship numerous things including the four armed emperor
jade holly
I think our rejects could takenTyphus
winged jacinth
Imagine a Nurgle blessed GSC Group
This has happened exactly once when a group of them ended up in the Garden itself iirc
jade holly
Hell I bet if Titus sent us to capture the 500 Worlds we could kill Ammentar
Or even the Nightbringer
cerulean trellis
i mean, apparently we get our own version of typhus. after all rinda is now the herald of admonition
winged jacinth
We're the imperium's most effective combatants
jade holly
We’re Big E’s most expendable asset
limpid granite
i mean, apparently we get our own version of typhus. after all rinda is now the ...
i do wonder when that story will be continued
jade holly
cerulean trellis
i do wonder when that story will be continued
we will probs get one mission per year in that storyline xD kinda like when you play a rp heavy PnP campaign xD
jade holly
Wait
limpid granite
rinda is going to rawr x3 all over the wejects XD rofl
jade holly
Damn I was way off
limpid granite
we also have the comms plex mesage interception which shows a terminator squad being deployed to atoma
limpid granite
so well see if that was flavor text or something else
jade holly
You’re gaslighting me
winged jacinth
I feel like if you made a list of all the real words gw used for names it wouldn't be very long
cerulean trellis
we also have the comms plex mesage interception which shows a terminator squad b...
true that
winged jacinth
They just mix and match like 30
jade holly
I think our Rejects could take on a Deathshroud
limpid granite
deathshroud bodyguards and blightlord terminators
cerulean trellis
i mean i am fairly confident our 4man team coudl take on any no name chaos spacie... but not a terminator xD
limpid granite
jade holly
i mean i am fairly confident our 4man team coudl take on any no name chaos spaci...
We fight multiple BoNs, Chaos Spawns and Plague Ogryns in a run
cerulean trellis
then again in VT2 you do kill a Chaos Warrior as a bossfight
cerulean trellis
We fight multiple BoNs, Chaos Spawns and Plague Ogryns in a run
thats a feverdream of the beloved, at least according to my psyker friend
winged jacinth
They just mix and match like 30
checking my spreadsheet and theorizing a model called doomblight like its particle physics
limpid granite
then again in VT2 you do kill a Chaos Warrior as a bossfight
bodvarr
cerulean trellis
tbh more diverse bossfights would be cool ^^
so far we got captains and the twins
i thirst for more
winged jacinth
3 scythes...
jade holly
3 scythe style
winged jacinth
You decide how the third is held
jade holly
The third scythe is just a giant horn on his head
limpid granite
im hoping that we get a daemon engine bossfight
limpid granite
a nurgle venomcrawler or nurgle maulerfiend
winged jacinth
Do you think the death guard ever use their scythes for mowing grass
jade holly
im hoping that we get a daemon engine bossfight
Plagueburst Crawler
winged jacinth
Just as practice you know
limpid granite
Wait that’s not a daemon engine
thats a tank lmao
the new defiler is more a thing for sm2
jade holly
Are Mutilators larger than Terminators?
celest dome
we also have the comms plex mesage interception which shows a terminator squad b...
Communication that we sent
winged jacinth
thats a tank lmao
No match for RAXAMILLION DRAGOR AND LIONHEART!
celest dome
And we know that FS doesn't want any SM stuff...
limpid granite
fuck my chud life
jade holly
I’ve seen devs go back on their word all the time
Smite said they’d never add Cthulhu
winged jacinth
Why would they say that in the first place lol
celest dome
Doesn't change that it's still quite unlikely
jade holly
And now look at him
crystal forum
fatshark said they'd make a fun game
jade holly
Why would they say that in the first place lol
Something something Lovecraft
winged jacinth
I feel like he ended up writing fewer cthulhu stories than like, bierce did
jade holly
Apparently Hastur was in the files for a while in Smite 2 as well
winged jacinth
Hastur honestly belongs to Bierce entirely
jade holly
But they ain’t adding any new gods until more of the old ones come back in
How many “Lovecraftian” beings actually belong to him and weren’t written after him?
winged jacinth
Haïta the shepherd was Bierce and then The King In Yellow was chambers
Lovecraft made passing mention of most of them
Some of these were contemporaries as well
jade holly
Smite a game where:
optimus Prime, Rambo, Corey Taylor, Cthulhu and Ruby from RWBY can fight
Avatar Aang, Invader Zim, Mulan, King Arthur, and the Crab Rave crab
no I’m not exaggerating any of this
This is all in the game
winged jacinth
Smite jumped the shark many years ago lol
jade holly
For the shark is too fat
cerulean trellis
that too
i had a match yesterday as hivescum where my party died like flies and my brain immediately went: agh... mayflies, all of you
and then i remembered that hosue escher actually has untis with bows and cute little scaly kitties :3
jade holly
Died faster than Concord smh
cerulean trellis
brb need to fight my kitty for my ham sandwich
celest dome
Anyway, nothing atm point to the Death Guard being involved with the Dregs, and FS pointently wanted to have it set around Human vs Chaos Human, expecting them due to just seeing "Terminator" in game is somewhat ill minded
celest dome
and then i remembered that hosue escher actually has untis with bows and cute li...
Still want a bow in Darktide 🙏
cerulean trellis
Still want a bow in Darktide 🙏
me too ^^
the escher bows are friggin strong too iirc
heady rivet
and then i remembered that hosue escher actually has untis with bows and cute li...
Wyld Runners my beloved
heady rivet
the escher bows are friggin strong too iirc
Tbh It Depends but they can be great
cerulean trellis
that coudl also work, yeah
the problem woudl be a bow woudl eb rather weak against any armor
woudl eb cool though to have a rnage weapon that is actually strong agaisnt unyielding, maniac and infested
limpid granite
the problem woudl be a bow woudl eb rather weak against any armor
make it like the meteoric bow lmfao
celest dome
the problem woudl be a bow woudl eb rather weak against any armor
Hence making a Psychic medium
cerulean trellis
fair
charging it with psychic energy makes it pierce armor
otherwise it goes plink
brain goes: Urgh.... they call these arrows?!
celest dome
Had the idea of the arrow working normally when uncharged, but charging it generate peril but give it alternate effects
cerulean trellis
looses tarditional bow mechanic tbh and sounds more like a staff to me
you wanna keep the draw mechanic of the traditional bow
and give different mark different special attakcs
limpid granite
Had the idea of the arrow working normally when uncharged, but charging it gener...
there are bows for psyker in 40k?
celest dome
Also from a forum thread about future FS games:
@storm jungle You'll find this fun
celest dome
there are bows for psyker in 40k?
Not really, at least not any known ones
storm jungle
Also from a forum thread about future FS games:
<@166943308231344128> You'll fin...
lmao "encouraging everyone to go their own way"
me when team game is team game
cerulean trellis
doing a special attack will give you X% peril and give the next arrow an enhanced effect.
Mk II : Armor piercing
Mk XI: Soul Blaze explosion on hit (no matter if ground or enemy)
Mk IV: Shattering arrow (fans into 3 arrows after first target hit)
limpid granite
so original to darktide as a weapon?
hollow lantern
>me when team game is team game
"I want helldivers 2 again"
celest dome
so original to darktide as a weapon?
Yes, wouldn't be the 1st time tbf.
If they get to use the Wyld Bow model
celest dome
lmao "encouraging everyone to go their own way"
One thing that annoy me the most is how people ask for other Devs to make tide games, like any body would even want to do that 💀
cerulean trellis
GW doing GW things xD
shadow plover
Also from a forum thread about future FS games:
<@166943308231344128> You'll fin...
Tide formula isn't about SWAT like tacticool teamplay to begin with 
storm jungle
yeah these people got no idea what a horde-shooter is
its literally built around RELYING on your teammates
solid horizon
what the competitive shooter game does to a mf's brain
heady rivet
Also from a forum thread about future FS games:
<@166943308231344128> You'll fin...
This game idea they got would suck eggs
shadow plover
"The reject formula didn't even work before Hivescum" - Me when I don't follow the storyline for even a second
solid horizon
did they even open the game
you can't even skip the intro part when you play for the first time
intro which clearly states your character is an inmate
cerulean trellis
bunch a ejits
rocky gale
its literally built around *RELYING* on your teammates
Unfortunately they suck
rocky gale
I'm the only person who knows how to play the game properly
lament shoal
That guy probably got shafted by bad teammates, or he himself was the bad teammate, and is now blaming the game
arctic talon
lol
rocky gale
It's like every team game, we lose because my team are never as good as I am
solid horizon
so humble
hollow lantern
Nah some people do just suck
It's mind boggling to me
Cause if I know how to play the game and my friend knows how to play the game how the fuck don't the randoms
arctic talon
arctic talon
Cause if I know how to play the game and my friend knows how to play the game ho...
Because some people don’t really care
lol
storm jungle
Cause if I know how to play the game and my friend knows how to play the game ho...
I dont think theres anything i hate more in Helldivers 2 and Darktide than just
dies
insta quits the game
fucking liability dipshits
I legit dont mind carrying or helping my teammates if they dont just straight up give up
hollow lantern
I dont think theres anything i hate more in Helldivers 2 and Darktide than just
This isn't even restricted to these games, it's like an ongoing epidemic for DbD rn
Happens in Deadlock too ime
storm jungle
This isn't even restricted to these games, it's like an ongoing epidemic for DbD...
Yeah but DbD doest exist so
same with Cocklock
near wasp
Lol
storm jungle
near wasp
Dbd is the most toxic game I've ever played
arctic talon
Same
hollow lantern
Yeah it's definitely up there
near wasp
Ah yes let's just bully the killer every game so that they rage quit and we can't get matched into any lobbies because there's no killers
lament shoal
>insta quits the game
I get that all the time in drg its so fucking infuriating. JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR A MOMENT SO I CAN GET TO YOU FFS
rocky gale
The one time my friend dropped an SOS beacon and a guy joined and died 14 times and we assumed he was a noob, turns out he was lvl 150.
lament shoal
I get that all the time in drg its so fucking infuriating. JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR...
I once messaged a guy who did this because I was so fed up and his excuse was "well I wasn't much help downed anyways."
BE SO FR MAN
hollow lantern
The one time my friend dropped an SOS beacon and a guy joined and died 14 times ...
God it's so real
storm jungle
I get that all the time in drg its so fucking infuriating. JUST FUCKING WAIT FOR...
If I get downed in DRG?
Perfect
time to alt tab and youtube
they'll get to me eventually
lament shoal
LITERALLY ALL IT TAKES 😭
storm jungle
near wasp
I never have teammates in drg
hollow lantern
I don't understand why ragequitting is so prevelant in like every game now tho
storm jungle
Low attention span
hollow lantern
You think so?
storm jungle
Yeah, people just dont wanna bare maybe losing or waiting to get picked up
its very saddening
near wasp
Because people can't stand to lose so they just quit if they aren't winning all the time
storm jungle
^
hollow lantern
QQing makes you a loser tho
near wasp
I see it in my own friend group and it pisses me off so much
rocky gale
I don't understand why ragequitting is so prevelant in like every game now tho
I don't rage quit, but when I'm playing League it does get to a point where I realise my team don't deserve to be carried
lament shoal
hollow lantern
I don't rage quit, but when I'm playing League it does get to a point where I re...
I quit playing league when I realized it made me feel objectively nothing win, lose, carry, carried, and my life got better for quitting tbh.
outer wave
fucking liability dipshits
Too many people are pussy asses in these kinds of games
rocky gale
Is this for your homebrew sector?
near wasp
Just don't lol
crisp heath
Is this for your homebrew sector?
yuh
near wasp
It literally does not matter
rocky gale
It's position isn't relevant until it is and when it is you'll know where it is.
crisp heath
hmmm
near wasp
Like the planet my character is from is along the great rift and that's all I'm saying in terms of where it is
crisp heath
Like the planet my character is from is along the great rift and that's all I'm ...
another big thing i was having difficulty with is where to locate it LMAO
i might leave it vague as fuck
rose thorn
it would be so funny
near wasp
Yeah vague is good
solid horizon
why is it 2 dimensional space
rose thorn
oh hey that planet belongs to a gsc
crisp heath
oh hey that planet belongs to a gsc
which one
storm jungle
man trying to think of how to position sectors is making me dumb
In what way
crisp heath
why is it 2 dimensional space
idk i just know i find it cool and easier to read
rose thorn
why is it 2 dimensional space
becasue... the milky way is mostly flat
solid horizon
childhood
rose thorn
arctic talon
I hate this knowledge
crisp heath
In what way
shape, size, but ill eventually figure it out ig
shadow plover
I still have that box only half built
solid horizon
half of the orks are laying completely buried under thick layers of dust, most dismembered on a shelf at home
my brother took every single marine to convert it
the dreadnought is my favorite mini of his
rose thorn
MCRAGGE IS A GSC SOURCE PLANET??? LMAO
solid horizon
ill try to find more pics
2 absolute legends
og helbrute and black reach dread
rose thorn
BUT YEAH blackreach is infected and hasnt been purged
it is infected by the cult of the 4 armed emperor
oh nvm mceragg isnt infected yet
i misread the map
ryza is infected???
neat
oh necromunda's main cult is hte bladed cog
rose thorn
have there been genestealers on terra
there has been an entier box release about it
the unspeakable war
gsc has forced the custodies and inquisition in a stalemate as the GSC has been constnatly invading the emperor's palace
fuck not unspeakable
its unthinkable
rose thorn
have there been genestealers on terra
there is like at least 6
arctic talon
ryza is infected???
Yeah but orks are the bigger issue lol
rose thorn
fair
daring creek
Is that a custodes missing a fucking arm bruh 🥀
rose thorn
Is that a custodes missing a fucking arm bruh 🥀
THE TOOLS OF ENSLAVERS SHALL BE THE WEAPONS OF OUR REVOLUTION
crisp heath
Is that a custodes missing a fucking arm bruh 🥀
i think its just behind him
extending it out
perspective thing
crisp heath
L boy
i mean custodes arent invincible
throw enough cultists at one and they eventually will do something
rose thorn
oh neat, tau purged all of thier gsc
rose thorn
Yeah but orks are the bigger issue lol
mars has an infestation too apparenlty
crisp heath
90% chances of every major known worlds are infested
rose thorn
none of hte space marine worlds are infected
storm jungle
AGAGAGAAHAHAHA
i remember checking the GW site of 40k factions on the map
and GSC covered like half the fucking galaxy
💀
rose thorn
AUHSAJAHAHA LMOA
arctic talon
I mean yeah
daring creek
Not shocking
arctic talon
GSC W
storm jungle
LSDFKDSFLLDSF
rose thorn
you gtta send me the map
crisp heath
and GSC covered like half the fucking galaxy
i dont find it shocking at all that GSC just cover most of the galaxy
arctic talon
there's this one
solid horizon
tbh, they actively use demolition charges
crisp heath
tyranids just move like dat
arctic talon
badab is clean
tbf Badab is dead
rose thorn
thats what im cehcking
rose thorn
tbf Badab is dead
i know tehre is a fleet based gsc active in that area
solid horizon
I think it's safe to assume custodes are not immune to demolition charges
crisp heath
I think it's safe to assume custodes are not immune to demolition charges
technically they arent immune to anything depending of plot
storm jungle
i dont find it shocking at all that GSC just cover most of the galaxy
Breeding moment
solid horizon
I got a whole demon engine decimated in one turn because of their stupid stratagems
heady rivet
It's like every team game, we lose because my team are never as good as I am
I love joining matches with my Poxbreaker title and then being the worst player on the team because I'm having an off day and/or tweaking
crisp heath
Breeding moment
do NOT let me near a genestealer
spring cairn
celest cedar
do NOT let me near a genestealer
storm jungle
do NOT let me near a genestealer
crisp heath
lmao
solid horizon
do NOT let me near a genestealer
crisp heath
storm jungle
you gtta send me the map
Okay so i found a site from 2020 mentioning it so i wasnt imagining it
https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2020/08/warhammer-40k-new-galactic-map-updated.html
BUT I cant find it on the site
HOWEVER
heady rivet
Breeding moment
AW FUCK that reminds me some guy on /tg/ actually made a good point about how the Imperium would have some fertility cult undertones but he was only doing it to post a lust-provoking image with his irrelevant time-wasting question instead of an actual good discussion about it
rose thorn
LMAOOOOOO
storm jungle
fucking mega COVID
rose thorn
AHAHAAHAH
celest cedar
crisp heath
total GSC victory
storm jungle
total GSC victory
celest cedar
its so fucking big
storm jungle
BASED
storm jungle
aw man
arctic talon
rather then total presence
storm jungle
okay nvm thats gay
spring cairn
ur gay
solid horizon
we're gay
celest dome
Mine is bugged out when trying that
rose thorn
crystal forum
rose thorn
@heady rivet accidental necromunda mention
celest dome
Do you mean from the character design ?
celest dome
I mean, make sense to go with that, Munda is peak 🙏
rose thorn
I mean, make sense to go with that, Munda is peak 🙏
its the same exact art lmao
heady rivet
Iykyk
heady rivet
i didnt expect mordian to be infected
They're too disciplined to actually rebel
arctic talon
LOL
All the mordian GSC spend all day drilling and practicing
for the rebellion
except they never do it bcs its not good enough
rose thorn
LMAO
cerulean trellis
https://web.archive.org/web/20200811000000/https://warhammer40000.com/
dafuq are imperial and chaos knights?
titan legions?
limpid granite
mechs but not as big as titans
i fucking love paladin and knight titans so much
storm jungle
these are Knights @cerulean trellis
limpid granite
collegia titanica is BY FAR my favourite 40k faction
languid meadow
these are Knights <@143652847974612992>
god I really don't like the ceratus
idk
just looks weird
limpid granite
badass fvcking huge mech
rose thorn
wow making lore is alot easier if you make your guys racist
solid horizon
badass fvcking huge mech
until it dies
celest dome
thats it im makig my impeiral knight house titan hunters
Armiger are slightly smaller
rose thorn
Armiger are slightly smaller
wrong perosn
solid horizon
best mech idc what anyone says
celest dome
wrong perosn
I'm not saying it's the pilot, I just use Cadian point man as standard scale
rose thorn
heretic i mean you resopdned to the wrong personw hat are you trying to tell me!!!
celest dome
limpid granite
celest dome
heretic i mean you resopdned to the wrong personw hat are you trying to tell me!...
Sorry
rose thorn
lmao
daring creek
mechs but not as big as titans
Fuck is homie doing with a chain arm
Giant monsters?
limpid granite
Fuck is homie doing with a chain arm
chaos titans use tentacles
celest dome
Other knighs
languid meadow
daring creek
chaos titans use tentacles
Ah.
limpid granite
languid meadow
other knights, smaller titans, and big enemies in general
solid horizon
anyone sane enough knows it's not a good idea to attack big nyds in melee
trygons can potentially deal 36 damages
limpid granite
anyone sane enough knows it's not a good idea to attack big nyds in melee
thats an eldar titan
solid horizon
in melee
solid horizon
I didnt see because of boom
limpid granite
i believe theres also a titan powerfist
limpid granite
its kinda hilarious that titans still use melee weapons
daring creek
Yeah like i feel the whole idea is long range and be scary as fuck
limpid granite
titans mostly operate at extreme range
but sometimes you need to get close and personal
solid horizon
melee knights kinda suck
I got to fight one on tabletop
its owner wished it had range weapons other than the flamethrower
it got taken out by a skitarii squad and a helbrute
daring creek
💀
limpid granite
it got taken out by a skitarii squad and a helbrute
ouch
solid horizon
yeah well never understimate the arc rifle
sacred ginkgo
This is why you magnetize anything over a 60mm base
solid horizon
to be fair said player had extremely bad luck
limpid granite
if you had bad enough luck marneus calgar could oneshot crit an eldar titan
solid horizon
a demolisher, two baneblades, some anti vehicle marine squad and a basilik missed all their shots against my decimator demon engine, who also saved all the hits
some speculate the luck came from the fact it was painted
near wasp
Just remembered you talking about your apocalypse games and it popped into my head
solid horizon
to be fair it's not exactly inaccurate
I did obliterate my bank account because everyone was racing to arms
near wasp
I need to paint and get all my models set up
solid horizon
hopefully next time will be better organised
because holy hell
it took one whole day to do the single turn
solid horizon
chaos troops were basically super clogged downdown
heady rivet
UH OH
solid horizon
ad mech and necrons, with a micro bit of heretic astartes
I try to get rid of the necron rules as much as possible
im happy about hastarii because it means I will be able to play my immortals as such
near wasp
I was trying to build necrons for a time but I could never get the phosher green to work with me
solid horizon
green energy is very annoying to do
near wasp
Are all the florescent paints annoying or just the green
solid horizon
idk I never used them
back when I would paint green energy there were barely any good bright green shades
and the kit would suggest the bleakest and blandest shades of green in existence
best necrons I've ever seen had orange energy
green necrons with orange energy are pretty cool
daring creek
what about
purple energy
https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205
daring creek
I wasn't even thinking about slaanesh!
I was thinking about purple necrons!!!!!!!
@storm jungle tell them to add darkmode to lex thanks
winter pine
Purple glow instead of green on Necrons sounds nifty
daring creek
See? Gem.
winter pine
Midwinter Minis painted some Drukhari with this obnoxiously bright pink paint a few years iirc and it looked pretty fitting for the evil murder space elves
near wasp
daring creek
just doing a quick reread of Trazyn and Orikan
storm jungle
bro is cooked
daring creek
i need to know their abilities and a bit of how necrons work at least!!
winter pine
Heated Rivarly but it's Trazyn and Orikan fighting for artifacts and mcguffins
near wasp
Hardest thing for me was remembering how big a cubit was
Since that's the measurement system the crons use
daring creek
not freedom units = euroslop
near wasp
Holy shit I'm American but jfc
daring creek
lolololol
near wasp
Cubitz are ancient Egyptian
daring creek
celest cedar
https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491
READ [REDACTED] READ
cerulean trellis
these are Knights <@143652847974612992>
ty 
storm jungle
ty <:uncialove:1234155098381226005>
🫡
near wasp
READ [REDACTED] READ
I was very specific to select one without words for that exact reason
But uncle rukas is to funny to not use gifs of
near wasp
Yes
near wasp
They are ancient enemies but they also share a weird respect between each other because of that
solid horizon
purple energy
can work with gold metal
but it's not something I'd paint my minis with
vagrant fox
I guess thats why them and the aeldari have beef
And the naturally superior Eldar beat the necrons into snoozetime
crystal forum
necrons being beaten by the kid of their sworn enemy
vagrant fox
My double digit IQ coworker is back tomorrow and he's going to show everyone ai videos
Chew with his mouth open and yell while making voice messages because he can't write and shove his phone in everyones face to show off ai slop
I'm actually despondent
cerulean trellis
Chew with his mouth open and yell while making voice messages because he can't w...
my sociophobic ass woudl be sick after a few days
daring creek
Chew with his mouth open and yell while making voice messages because he can't w...
Atp you need to kinda yell at him to cut it tf out
actual toddler shit
near wasp
One of my right wing coworkers discovered what Warhammer is..... FML
hallow saddle
having a genuinely regarded coworker is fucking exhausting
crisp heath
i was aboutto say the same shit
outer wave
He likes black Templars
Predictable
crisp heath
I wish I could delete all bad BT fans from existence
near wasp
We have one bt fan in this chat who is not a total pos
crisp heath
yes
daring creek
is it slop
crisp heath
its just that their fanbase are full of bigots who can't read shit past superficial nonsense
vagrant fox
Atp you need to kinda yell at him to cut it tf out
Double digit iq is not a joke he's mentally challenged and I don't yell at that type
He missed the toilet going no. 2
crisp heath
Double digit iq is not a joke he's mentally challenged and I don't yell at that ...
bruh
daring creek
Double digit iq is not a joke he's mentally challenged and I don't yell at that ...
oh no
near wasp
Unlike krieg fans who are coping bt books are decent
outer wave
Double digit iq is not a joke he's mentally challenged and I don't yell at that ...
Jesus
daring creek
How do you
outer wave
How does one miss a number 2
daring creek
miss the toilet
outer wave
I assume he was standing up and aiming
daring creek
i couldnt put up with such a person
near wasp
....
vagrant fox
Love the BT but I can't stand most who do
One must imagine sisyphus happy
near wasp
You have my sympathy sigsen
daring creek
vagrant fox
How does one miss a number 2
Hover squatting
near wasp
Die immediately
vagrant fox
and being stupid
outer wave
Man thats awful
Ive known a guy with Downs in the workplace and he was a cool guy, didnt do shit like that
near wasp
Half my coworkers are on the spectrum
vagrant fox
I never know if the BT or Flesh Tearers are my favourite loyalist SM but I know I have a type
vagrant fox
Ive known a guy with Downs in the workplace and he was a cool guy, didnt do shit...
Most are genuinely nice there's just a select bunch who make everything worse
winter pine
Iron Hands are def my favorite of the loyalist chapters but it's mostly because they're all in on cybernetics
opaque coyote
Double digit iq is not a joke he's mentally challenged and I don't yell at that ...
Technically a good portion of people have double digit iq.
The average IQ range is 85-115. Yes it is possible for me, you, etc. to have double digit.
Does he have like accommodations?
solid horizon
Iron Hands are def my favorite of the loyalist chapters but it's mostly because ...
iron warriors for good guys
opaque coyote
Technically a good portion of people have double digit iq.
The average IQ range...
Although IQ testing in general is incredibly controversial.
Historically, many proponents of IQ testing being eugenicists who have used it to push racial hierarchy, oppose immigration, and justify segregation.
hallow saddle
4 IQ gigachad
opaque coyote
Also the fact that intelligence itself is rather hard to quantify.
arctic talon
IQ is kind of a bad thing to test for
but also at a certian point it does say something 💀
opaque coyote
but also at a certian point it does say something 💀
True, it's why it's still used to a degree
But also why the average range is so "big"
85-115
opaque coyote
the big thing is environmental
Yeah because like
I technically know more than Isaac Newton.
I am NOT as intelligent as Isaac Newton.
I am not as smart as the man who literally invented calculus out of fucking boredom
If you grabbed somebody from some war torn shithole country.
And then pit them against you in an IQ test
Obviously that guy would place lower, despite the possibility that he could actually be more intelligent than you.
Because he likely had a worse education.
opaque coyote
Double digit iq is not a joke he's mentally challenged and I don't yell at that ...
Also in general, he sounds like he needs a handler.
Or supervision
Is he Borderline?
I don't mean Borderline as in BPD, I mean Borderline Intellectual functioning
The weird sweet spot inbetween being considered "Average" and "Mentally disabled"
languid meadow
oh I fucking HATE talking about IQ so much
a lot of my psych classes talked about it and now every time I see a post it pisses me off
rocky gale
Yea IQ doesn't really mean anything
I have a tested IQ of 167 and I'm a fucking idiot
languid meadow
Wolf is right in that the main thing that determines your IQ is your environment
opaque coyote
I have a tested IQ of 167 and I'm a fucking idiot
IQ tests generally fucking suck, especially online ones
languid meadow
richer kids will usually always score higher than poorer kids due to quality of education
rocky gale
IQ tests generally fucking suck, especially online ones
Online ones aren't real
languid meadow
or if you grew up in an environment that encouraged studying
opaque coyote
Online ones aren't real
yup
lament shoal
Wasn't IQ started by people who believed in eugenics? Idk I could be wrong
opaque coyote
Wasn't IQ started by people who believed in eugenics? Idk I could be wrong
Started off well meaning
Quickly turned into not
rocky gale
An actual IQ test is given by a psychologist, you don't just fill it out online
opaque coyote
Homework was originally made to punish children btw
lament shoal
Yeah I remember writing about that in a middle school essay
About why we should ban hw lol
I got an A
languid meadow
yeah I've changed my view on school like every kid I thought what they taught was useless but no it's not
it's just HOW they teach it
schooling methods haven't changed generally in a lot of places which leaves kids disinterested and leaves others behind
opaque coyote
schooling methods haven't changed generally in a lot of places which leaves kids...
Then no child left behind started
It still left children behind but now as adults
Why are we this dumb
rocky gale
Nerds at school trying to teach me Pythagoras theorem, useless
opaque coyote
schooling methods haven't changed generally in a lot of places which leaves kids...
The problem is that each individual has a different learning pace
And a different viewpoint
lament shoal
yeah I've changed my view on school like every kid I thought what they taught w...
Idk man, pretty much all the math they tried to teach me was useless, except for the basic 4 (subtraction, addition, multiplication, division)
opaque coyote
Along with interests
opaque coyote
Idk man, pretty much all the math they tried to teach me was useless, except for...
It highly depends on your job
lament shoal
Those are the only 4 I actually use frequently
opaque coyote
Either way it's better to have it
rocky gale
NGL schools should teach you the basic fundamentals and then the Jobs should teach you the relevant extras
opaque coyote
It isn't the content that's bad necessarily
It's the fact that they teach it
Bad
lament shoal
It highly depends on your job
I struggled through school for nothing trying to understand math concepts I won't ever use
Buncha bs
opaque coyote
I struggled through school for nothing trying to understand math concepts I won'...
It's in case if you want to pursue a path that does use it
lament shoal
Yeah
opaque coyote
I do agree it is somewhat bullshit
lament shoal
But they shouldn't force that curriculum on kids who don't wanna go down that route
daring creek
I struggled through school due to motivation and mental health issues I think
opaque coyote
One thing in particular is how school treats failure.
daring creek
lament shoal
I almost dropped out of hs because of it
opaque coyote
Because schools should allow failure while also not ignoring it
daring creek
One thing in particular is how school treats failure.
Yeah. Fuck up and its a permanent thing on your record
One of the major things that annoyed me
opaque coyote
Yeah. Fuck up and its a permanent thing on your record
Students who care, if they get one F?
languid meadow
NGL schools should teach you the basic fundamentals and then the Jobs should tea...
Jobs USED to teach people for their shit but now not really
lament shoal
we need to bring back shop classes
lament shoal
I still don't know how to jumpstart a car
opaque coyote
So the students who don't care generally just get their diploma and fuck off
While the students who do care have to walk a tight rope
And God hoping they don't miss!
rocky gale
Yea like the extra useless shit they're teaching isn't helpful when it's put in the same class as the essentials and causes you to get a failing grade.
opaque coyote
The additional problem is that
I legitimately had no idea what I want to do
Fuck I still don't know
So saying that you need to specialize earlier
Well what about students who legitimately have
Zero idea
Like me
And a lot of others
rocky gale
Like I failed maths because of all the stupid extra shit they had us do, then I had to do a separate course at a college to prove I could do maths before I could get a job or go into further education and the course was literally just addition, subtraction and multiplication.
It's genuinly so stupid.
languid meadow
or be me who is a wash but also too broke to do college 
opaque coyote
The problem is that education is a complicated issue
...and we just happened to choose
opaque coyote
The worst ways to go about it
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
Like ever
opaque coyote
No child left behind was a mistake
Fuck you Bush
arctic talon
Copy curriculum from Taiwan it will work well(no it won’t) 
arctic talon
Fuck you Bush
Bush Jr. not being in the files means he just did it for the love of the game
opaque coyote
Copy curriculum from Taiwan it will work well(no it won’t) <:smarf:966438427866...
"Man I wonder why we have so many student suicides."
I've seen some people suggest switching to the Asian style of things
And all I can say is
Fuck no
languid meadow
gave us this tho
opaque coyote
America's school "culture" sucks but the school culture in Asian schools?
arctic talon
Elementary school is basically useless
In our current education system
They don’t teach shit
opaque coyote
America's school "culture" sucks but the school culture in Asian schools?
Oh god.
arctic talon
Creativity is good to teach
rocky gale
opaque coyote
They don’t teach shit
Tbf it's meant to implicitly teach things like
Hand to eye coordination
arctic talon
And I went to a school district that’s considered a “good” one
arctic talon
Tbf it's meant to implicitly teach things like
Hand to eye coordination
Middle school and elementary school don’t drill enough still
Tbh
opaque coyote
Tbf it's meant to implicitly teach things like
Hand to eye coordination
And those that generally skip that have students who don't know how to use scissors
arctic talon
Basic arithmetic and reading/writing and other skills need to be drilled in
Is my point
Alongside those things
opaque coyote
Basic arithmetic and reading/writing and other skills need to be drilled in
True
Basics in general
lament shoal
They got rid of teaching phonics in elementary school now. Kids are growing up not knowing how to say "photo"
arctic talon
Child left behind
No child left behind focuses exclusively on getting people to graduate at the “expected” pace
lol
Which is fucking stupid
opaque coyote
Basic arithmetic and reading/writing and other skills need to be drilled in
But guess what?
Schools generally cut fun times to focus more on math and English.
The problem is that they focus on the wrong areas
rocky gale
My primary/elementary school experiance was thrown off massively by having delayed brain development, I was basically put into special education classes where we were taught much less than the other kids, then when my brain developed I was thrown into regular education without any reintroduction period, so there was a bunch of the basic shit I'd just missed and was never taught.
opaque coyote
Kids arguably do because they need to speak to each other like human beings
rocky gale
and unfortunately after my brain developed I tested really well, so I was sent to a top performing high school where they just assumed you knew everything and I was missing a lot of the fundamentals
crisp heath
I give up on trying to make a sector map this shit too hard for me I'm genuinely too dumb to make one
opaque coyote
and unfortunately after my brain developed I tested really well, so I was sent t...
I went to speech therapy for my school
Completely useless
I already was in speech therapy also
Separately
I still email her sometimes, she's great
Shit I should do so it's been a while
Anyways
Yeah schools have like zero meaningful accommodations
rocky gale
The school did try to help improve my handwriting when I was like 15 though because obviously I'd first learned to write while my brain wasn't developed but by that stage it was pretty much too little too late.
But that was like the only real accomodation I got
opaque coyote
The school did try to help improve my handwriting when I was like 15 though beca...
I did get some but they just
Gave up
My handwriting is still kinda ass
Probably because I didn't fucking care
And I still don't
rocky gale
I have to really concentrate while writing so that other people can read it and it's still awful looking
When I write for myself it's illegible to anyone that isn't me
arctic talon
Good enough 💀
opaque coyote
There's also parents who treat school like daycare
Rather than like treating it as a place where kids learn to become a well rounded person
They just send em to get them out of their hair
In general Schools really need more one on one time
...so of course the government does the opposite
lament shoal
There's also parents who treat school like daycare
There used to be a kid in my Boy Scout troop whose parents treated scouting that way
Didn't go well
During a camping trip someone had the genius idea to give him a knife and he started stabbing the tents
And then on a separate occasion later on he tried groping one of the parents
We didn't see him again after that
The troop leadership was afraid to employ any sort of disciplinary measures because the kid was mentally challenged, which led to the victimized family leaving altogether because they weren't happy that nothing was being done. One of my close friends in the troop at the time was the son of those parents, so he ended up leaving with them unfortunately
opaque coyote
And then on a separate occasion later on he tried groping one of the parents
I wanted to make a joke but honestly that's just a fucked up situation
I genuinely got nothing
lament shoal
Yeah it was real bad
opaque coyote
That sounds like he needed a talk about keeping his hands to himself
Puberty
All that shit
But his parents just didn't bother
lament shoal
The kid had been caught looking at porn on one of the school laptops in class prior as well
The signs were there, but I don't think anything had been done
opaque coyote
The kid had been caught looking at porn on one of the school laptops in class pr...
On the school laptops?
Bro
They're fucking raising not just a gooner
But somebody who would probably be arrested for groping a woman
And then the parents would probably blame the girls clothes or something
"Just look at what she's wearing!"
lament shoal
Yeaahh 💀
languid meadow
rose thorn
god i love ramattra nad zenyatta
languid meadow
Yeah they're great
But I hate how the null sector story is just on ice (literally) atm
To focus on Talon
arctic talon
But I hate how the null sector story is just on ice (literally) atm
They might try and rewrite nullsector to be less generically evil like they got turned into in OW2
languid meadow
I mean yeah maybe they should
crisp heath
languid meadow
I like ram all the same
crisp heath
Abelard sweep
rose thorn
To focus on Talon
whats wrong dont like that there is a gladiator fem dom who just wants to cause chaos in the world and like 6 people caused a miltiarized omnic force ot pause?
languid meadow
I mean I actually like the Talon story
But I wish they didn't stop the null sector one for it
https://youtu.be/OoFIf6OEjwo?si=J-uuVQYvye7_yxCu also I know this video is based off of rumors and fan fiction basically but damn don't I love it
lament shoal
CONTROLLED SHOT MENTIONED 🗣️ WHAT THE FUCK IS FRIENDLY FIRE??🔥
crisp heath
languid meadow
paper haven
This is why Cyberstan is still under enemy occupation
arctic talon
They rebelled over 120 years ago so it’s actually super earths 
languid meadow
https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/I8y8dJiWel no step back trailer always giving
arctic talon
But the cyborgs are literally the original super earth inhabitants of Cyberstan
They just got sick of being treated like shit lol
sacred ginkgo
Yeah and its their house
rose thorn
Dude the way that we have treated native cyberstans is most non-triumphant
lament shoal
arctic talon
And why do they just have that on them
Prolly just to record the video
paper haven
They are clearly under enemy occupation and we must liberate them.
tough haven
Dude the way that we have treated native cyberstans is most non-triumphant
W Bill
lament shoal
They are clearly under enemy occupation and we must liberate them.
I agree. Our first step should be to bomb Iraq
paper haven
Well-
opaque coyote
I agree. Our first step should be to bomb Iraq
No blackmail needed
Not in the files
Just out of the love of the game
daring creek
I agree. Our first step should be to bomb Iraq
speaking of bombing middle eastern countries.
Did you know obama used over 500 drone stikes during his presidential terms
lament shoal
speaking of bombing middle eastern countries.
Did you know obama used over 500 ...
Oh yeah I'm well aware of Obama's penchant for blowing up Syrian children