40k-lore-chat

[young pecan]

My partner and I started a hardcore duo world a few days ago with the seed "israelsucks" and it gave us one of the worst twenty mile spawn radius I've ever seen

[arctic talon]

Makoto Yuki wins the most androgynous persona protagonist award

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Circumcision as a practice is debated on whether it's even healthy or just mutilation.

But usually because of the context, people obviously can't take it seriously

[sacred ginkgo]

This is a real actual offical thing btw is from Dancing

[young pecan]

Proof Netanyahu's influence is everywhere

[opaque coyote]

because sex funny

[rose thorn]

FR

[lament shoal]

NO FUCKING SHOT LMFAOO

[arctic talon]

Yes

[sacred ginkgo]

Are we considering Wonder not real or smth

[opaque coyote]

Not joking about that

[arctic talon]

Fine I’ll consider gacha boy real

[opaque coyote]

He legitmately got his penis fucked up

That's why he hates jews

And honestly?

I kinda get it

I would totally be pissed at a practice that fucked up my dick

[arctic talon]

💀

[opaque coyote]

Still wouldn't hate an entire race though

that's just him being weird

And also wouldn't hate any gay or trans people

Again, him being weird

[opaque coyote]

It's like how

Y'know the guy who shot Renee Good?

You want to know something?

Firstly, his girlfriend is filipino

Secondly, his ex-girlfriend broke up with him.

For who?

Another woman.

And guess who he targeted? A lesbian couple.

Now, I'm not an expert at psychology at all.

Nor am I excusing him in the slightest.

But I think there's a reason why he got mad enough to shoot.

A lesbian couple sassed him, he got fucking flashbacks to his ex-girlfriend

and he decided to try and get some """revenge"""

Again, proof that ICE are literally a bunch of losers

They would rather terrorize people than get some fucking therapy and try to manage their emotions

[sacred ginkgo]

Shoutout to makoto yuki for being fucking vicious for no reason

[arctic talon]

Telling a 10 year old it’s their fault your parents are getting divorced

[arctic talon]

Depression = no social filter

According to atlus 💀

For both makoto and kotone

Making fun of your friends hospitalized/dead girlfriend after they call you single

[sacred ginkgo]

We doesn't have long to live he can say whatever the hell he wants

[limpid granite]

persona 3 the GOAT

[arctic talon]

10/10 femc

0 comments

[sacred ginkgo]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

Negative social filter lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

I would actually maul her what the hell

[arctic talon]

Only she gets to say this btw lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Junpei does not deserve this one

[arctic talon]

Makoto gets another less unhinged option

[limpid granite]

LOL

[arctic talon]

I do like how both the persona 3 protagonists are depressed assholes and kind of weird

They just express it in a different way

💀

[sacred ginkgo]

Their death is preordained

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[sacred ginkgo]

They're allowed to be spiteful bastards and e date their teacher

Gods the scene where she finds out is so funny

[arctic talon]

E dating moment

Also this one

[sacred ginkgo]

I love the disaster lesbian

Favorite background character

[arctic talon]

She’s so funny lol

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/-g9Av4II6C4

[celest willow]

peak

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[arctic talon]

My opinion has arrived

[storm jungle]

lmao DUDE

also wait

are they shutting down the BL website???

[vagrant fox]

yeah

Get the slop app or nuffin

[storm jungle]

how am i gonna get epubs on my PC now....

[vagrant fox]

🙂

[storm jungle]

lmao 1:30 he straight up mentions piracy

FUCK

[vagrant fox]

get owned

[storm jungle]

fuck you

[daring creek]

what is this fucking lore man

I don't think they had anyway of knowing

I think it was accidental discharge and domino effect ensued.

Further proves why they're depraved murders who SHOULD be imprisoned

[limpid granite]

also i saw valrak mentioning that 11th edition is coming next month because of the new black library books?

is there any truth to that or

[fervent geode]

Its a 3 year rotation between editions since 8e

So now we approach the end og 10th

[storm jungle]

^

[fervent geode]

11th should be out around midway this year

[storm jungle]

Probably. We gotta wrap up the current big rulebook campaign first

[arctic talon]

No

11th won't come out till summer

[limpid granite]

i know its the end of the 10th

[arctic talon]

late summer

[limpid granite]

also

[arctic talon]

We'll get our first reveals

in like april to may

but 11e isn't due until summer

[limpid granite]

i wonder how GW will treat 11th edition for game studios

[arctic talon]

10e was june 24th 2023

[limpid granite]

considering sm2 and boltgun are most likely set in the 10th

[arctic talon]

its a safe bet 11e will be june/july

[limpid granite]

well

[arctic talon]

nothing

[limpid granite]

sm2 is set in 10th edition

[arctic talon]

11e will likely not be a big time jump

SM2 is set at the start of 10e

during the 4th Tyrannic war

which is still ongoing

[limpid granite]

most likely centered around titus's campaign versus necrosor?

[arctic talon]

SM3?

it'll prolly be in the 500 worlds

[limpid granite]

and 500 worlds ofcourse

[arctic talon]

bcs thats the new shithole

tbh

might as well be 50 worlds

with how badly titus has been handling it

fucking bum

[limpid granite]

also the incoming pariah nexus war because the next key piece for vaashtor is there

(correct me on this)

[storm jungle]

HE FELL FOR THE HERETEK TECHPRIEST THING AGAIN

[arctic talon]

Nah Vashtorr has everything already

he's just fucking around in the Nexus for something

we don't know what

but he is after something the necrons(?) have

it seems his plan to ascend the original way didn't work

so he's trying something else

[limpid granite]

500 worlds hasnt started yet right?

[arctic talon]

it has

[limpid granite]

really?

[arctic talon]

we got an entire campaign book in it

Titus got fucking washed

LOL

[limpid granite]

WHAT

no one told me this

[arctic talon]

Titus got fucking washed

he's a terrible commander by marine standards

turns out

[fervent geode]

Yeap, as detailed in these

[arctic talon]

Titus got washed like a fucking cloth

[fervent geode]

Smh shouldve been Ventris or Sicarius, they wouldnt have fucked it

[arctic talon]

the big gains in the 500 worlds were not by 2nd company

lol

[limpid granite]

i didnt realize the book series was even released yet

[arctic talon]

Ventris's LT did a better job then Titus

I'm deadass

[limpid granite]

i thought it was a 11th edition thing

[arctic talon]

💀

[fervent geode]

Pasanius?

Lmfao

[arctic talon]

Titus fell for the evil tech priest again

[arctic talon]

Yeah Pasanius is leading a chunk of 4th company

lol

anyways Titus genuinely needs to get some better judgment

[limpid granite]

hopefully theyll explain all of this in sm3

[fervent geode]

Lmfao good to see he's back

[arctic talon]

and I'm glad GW has a weakness for him

which is that he's fucking awful at commanding

[fervent geode]

And tech priests ig

[arctic talon]

and seeing the bigger picture

Also yeah falling for the totally not evil tech priest

that EVERYONE ELSE SAYS IS FUCKING SUSSY

[limpid granite]

have they explained his warp resistance yet?

[arctic talon]

Willpower

It seems to just be willpower

[limpid granite]

i know the ruinous powers can be held at bay with faith or outright exorcized

[arctic talon]

I'd joke about titus having a smooth brain

[limpid granite]

so hes just that guy?

[arctic talon]

but it is just he has a ton of willpower

there's other people like him

but yeah Titus has a ton of willpower

[limpid granite]

that seems a bit boring

but whats the tldr on the story of the books

i know it involves necrosor

[arctic talon]

Titus ordered to stabilize a portion of the vespator front under Tetrarch Felix

Titus does decent at first, ends up needing to raze some worlds due to issues.

Titus feels too much pressure from overstretching his command, delegates but not enough.

Guard is getting annoyed due to how disorganized the UM are and his liaison has to help quell issues that way.

Recruits help from the sussiest tech priest ever that everyone around him says is sus, Titus thinks the guy is alright though

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/savosandsavos-gif-10098754770260943602

Titus after meeting the sussiest sus ever

[limpid granite]

i know that titus has a 100 year old navigator

which is extremely impressive

[arctic talon]

Titus leads an invasion of a necron tomb world that’s mid awakening to stop it, Nekrasor has been fucking around in the 500 worlds raiding tomb worlds for tasty ctan, he absolutely dunks on the first group of marines sent.

Insert gauss and bolter porn here

Titus chases after the necrasor, sussy tech priest fucks with stuff in the tomb world. OPENS UP THE FUCKING CTAN VAULT AND UNLEASHES THE GODDAMN NIGHTBRINGER SHARD

[daring creek]

They have a tendency of exploding right

[arctic talon]

Necrassor is delighted and 2nd company gets fucking dunked on

The guard gets fucked

[daring creek]

Or am I thinking of astropaths

[limpid granite]

this is why GW was so pissed when the nightbringer leaked

because it wouldve been a necrosor shadowdrop

[arctic talon]

The not sus mechanicus forces see what’s happening and fucking shit themselves

And try to kill the sussy tech priest

Something bad happens and the noosphere is overloaded with shit and the mechanicus forces slow down heavily

The entire warfront collapses and everyone is in full retreat

Almost all of 2nd company that went to that planet died

[fervent geode]

That's astropaths iirc, most Navis just go insane or get corrupted

[daring creek]

Yeah one exploded during a seance in eisenhorn

[arctic talon]

There’s other short 1-2 page stories from other areas in the 500 worlds

[daring creek]

And a demon manifested

[arctic talon]

But that’s the tldr of Titus’s very bad time

[limpid granite]

so the nightbringer awakened and necrosor fucked shit up

so basically this story will be resolved in sm3

[arctic talon]

No

Because the necrosor fucked off with the ctan shard

So we dunno what the plan is

[limpid granite]

most likely sm3 then

[arctic talon]

The definitive ending is 2nd company lost the world and half the vespator front imploded

[limpid granite]

since necrons were teased in sm2

[arctic talon]

Due to issues

Because turns out

A giant shard of the nightbringer being unleashed is a bad thing

[fervent geode]

Leandros finally gets Titus for gross incompetence i guess

[limpid granite]

AND CAWL COMES OUT OF THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHAPED VOID DRAGON SHARD

[arctic talon]

Leandros almost got fucking smoked

lol

[fervent geode]

Whats the baldie update boss

[arctic talon]

Leandros almost gets his head torn off by the necrasor lol

[limpid granite]

oof

da fuq did he do

[arctic talon]

Get too close to the horrifying necron creature

Leandros got saved by his refractor field

Not even incompetence on his part lol

The necrasor go zoom

So being too close to him is pretty far

[limpid granite]

i see an ork pirate

• Konor-Front has highest percentage of already Imperial Held-systems, but also has to content with "Admiral Gorbog's Stompin' Groundz", a large Ork-pirate realm.

[arctic talon]

Yes

[limpid granite]

Felix is conducting his Front "like a refused Flank-maneuver on a mind-boggling scale". Next to Tyranids he also has to deal with another group of Ammentars forces, who are attacking a Hive-world with a Tomb-complex underneath while remnants of the Death Guard are also present.

felix rn

There's also a note from an annoyed Inquisitor thats convinced the Reclamation is a Ploy from Guilliman to start another Heresy to usurp his father, but every time he thinks he has a lead proving this Plan it turns out to actually be Genestealers or Chaos.

LOL

[arctic talon]

Jeans……

[limpid granite]

The Lore-section ends with a Message, received on an Agri-world brought into Compliance by the Novamarines 2 Days before, from an incoming Fleet. The Magos in charge of comms tried to ignore it because its authorisation-Cipher was so ancient it had to be a mistake, but the Cipher overrides his authority.

CLEARANCE SIGNIFIER IDENT: Lion El'Johnson, Primarch, Dark Angels

Exload Transcript:

"Brother. We need to talk."

i wouldnt be surprised if this is continued in either 11th edition or sm3

we could have orks genestealers death guard and necrons in sm3

[storm jungle]

god DAMN

[sacred ginkgo]

What's the helldiver to cyborg casualty ratio at

[fervent geode]

Is this the reserves of Cyberstan or SupEarth

[sacred ginkgo]

Isn't it somewhere around 1:11 or some stupid low number

[storm jungle]

Super earth

[fervent geode]

Ah

[storm jungle]

410 Million players have died

[outer wave]

YES DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI--

[fervent geode]

Immense loss for the evil ass gooners forces

[storm jungle]

Literally.

[sacred ginkgo]

Warpfire thrower reference

[limpid granite]

also could there be a temporary imperium necron alliance because of necrosor

[outer wave]

I didnt even know thats what they said when firing off

[arctic talon]

It’s automatons/borgs and yeah it’s 1:12 I think lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Insane

Millions of dollars of equipment and transport per person

[storm jungle]

the planet is horrible, a person dies like 1 minute i think

[fervent geode]

Idts, its the Imperium

[sacred ginkgo]

Versus actual assembly line goons

[limpid granite]

blood angels had a necron alliance

[fervent geode]

And iirc rn Szarekh and Imotekh are too busy fucking each other

[sacred ginkgo]

I wonder how much the automation troopers cost each

[storm jungle]

its complicated

[limpid granite]

same with the eldar having multiple times they worked with the imperium

[storm jungle]

because we do know some of the shit they get made from

[limpid granite]

500 freedom bucks

[fervent geode]

More of a "dont kill each other for now"

[limpid granite]

(they were then betrayed by the necrons)

[arctic talon]

We know they got platinum

In their construction lol

[misty vector]

cant be too expensive i think

[fervent geode]

Of course

[misty vector]

they have fabricators for them all over

[arctic talon]

Orgo plasma might be fuel, but automatons also use E-710

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably for boards so not much per

[storm jungle]

Also its funny considering Automatons are sentient beings lol

[sacred ginkgo]

A few grams or so

[arctic talon]

Yeah that’s a whole ass living and thinking being lol

[storm jungle]

Actually do we know what the platinum is for?

[arctic talon]

No

I’d assume it’s for internals

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably highly conductive stuff on boards

[arctic talon]

Not the exterior

[vagrant fox]

I didn't think the scholam would have frivolities like dramas

[arctic talon]

Exterior is likely just like, steel or titanium lol

[sacred ginkgo]

So maybe a few grams or less per unit

[misty vector]

maybe a reach but could they be trading it with other parties?

[limpid granite]

rightious indignation is a perfectly valid study

[arctic talon]

Other dissidents maybe yeah

We know the cyborgs/automatons keep dissidents around lol

With the illegal bio lab

[storm jungle]

Shit like this is why i wish they explored Helldivers universe more Star Wars style.

[arctic talon]

And propaganda broadcast

[storm jungle]

theres like

such an untapped market for this shit

[outer wave]

I like that the schools have time to do school dramas

[sacred ginkgo]

I really hope that if the movie takes off the do an offshoot political thriller ala andor but that's nearly impossible, they'll just make action slop

[storm jungle]

Yeah unfortunately.

[arctic talon]

Comedic action slop go

[storm jungle]

Id prefer any exploration of the universe ngl

like

do they have criminals?

cartels?

pirates?

other aliens?

etc etc

its such a huge setting to explore this shit

[arctic talon]

Other aliens yes

We know the illuminate have met other aliens

[storm jungle]

Fucked up

[arctic talon]

We dunno where they are

Or if anything happened to em

[storm jungle]

actually that reminds me

[misty vector]

i imagine they couldnt save any that were in SE territory

or reach i should say

[arctic talon]

Probably but SE territory as far as we know

[storm jungle]

iirc the Helldivers galactic map is literally like smaller than the Tau Empire territory-wise on one corner of the Milky Way?

[arctic talon]

Had no aliens aside from termanids

In it

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s tiny

[storm jungle]

Yeah because the devs put uh

some IRL planets "near" earth in the map iirc

[arctic talon]

Anyways I do wonder why the illuminate listened to super earth and went to the void of fucking space

And not the rest of the Milky Way

[storm jungle]

I swear it was some shit like this

[sacred ginkgo]

I assume that isn't official

[storm jungle]

nah it isnt

its a rough guess

[misty vector]

we cant expect SE to be honest about how much of the galaxy they actually occupy

[storm jungle]

Super Earth barely has like a thousand planets

[storm jungle]

Also that yeah, they very much are not even Tau Empire sized iirc

[arctic talon]

Not all the planets super earth own is represented on the map

But super earth explicitly isn’t the entire Milky Way

[misty vector]

i think its most likely that when they say the illuminate fled to intergalactic space, they just went outside their reach

[arctic talon]

So I again ask why the fuck did the illuminate go to intergalactic space

[storm jungle]

wdym "why"

they were exiled

lmao

[arctic talon]

There’s the rest of the fucking milkway 💀

[storm jungle]

Bla bla nerd stuff

[arctic talon]

Okay

Smh

[misty vector]

i think they did exactly that

super earth is just lying as usual

[arctic talon]

I think the illuminate went into the void of space due to religious weirdos

Hear me out

The illuminate always had that kind of religious science thing going on

And now they’re even fucking weirder

All their technology is biotech now

If we go by the leaked enemies as well

They’re def religous weirdos now

[celest dome]

Focus Nature - Terminid
Focus Industry - Cyberstan
Focus Religion - Illuminate
?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Illuminate are technology/religion I guess

They still have the most advanced tech by far

[heady rivet]

The illuminate wall in HD1 was the worst thing ever it was depressingly oppressive if it hit at a bad time

I've known Divers to throw themselves into the enemy to die and free the screen control to his fellows on the other side

[arctic talon]

I fucking love the wall lol

[celest dome]

Shotgun against Illuminate was fun iirc

[heady rivet]

Is it still in HD2?

[arctic talon]

I liked running 3 disposable HMGs and the jetpack

Against them

[arctic talon]

No

[heady rivet]

I liked never running agaisnt them because I didnt like fighting them

[arctic talon]

Illuminate in HD2 play nothing like they do in 1

They were my favorite in 1

In HD2 they just suck

lol

In HD1 they were cool

[heady rivet]

Another HD1 Unc victory

[arctic talon]

In HD2 their main thing

Is just spamming giant fucking balls of HP at you

And a bunch of chaff

With a few enemies with interesting behavior

Being the overseers

[heady rivet]

Some guy I know is crashing out against AH over this Cyberstan loss thing

[arctic talon]

They play like helldivers 1 bugs

More then they do anything else

With all the fat fuck HP pools

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoring-sleeping-honkshoo-gif-9791480880639208048

[arctic talon]

Yeah

It’s fucking bleak dude

[heady rivet]

How is my Justice assault rifle...is she safe?

[arctic talon]

This is the main shit they throw at you

https://helldivers.wiki.gg/images/thumb/Fleshmob_Enemy_Icon.png/1200px-Fleshmob_Enemy_Icon.png?d136ed

Just a big ball of HP

[sacred ginkgo]

hd2 illuminate can also still be beaten with the starter machine gun

[sacred ginkgo]

Gone

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t exist in 2, it’s role is taken over by the liberator penetrator

[sacred ginkgo]

Not even here

[arctic talon]

Which is fine

Adjudicator as well I guess

Is closer

[sacred ginkgo]

Adjucator is neat with its tiny recoil

[arctic talon]

Adjudicator is prolly the closest to the justice

[sacred ginkgo]

No mag upgrades though

[arctic talon]

Now that I think about it

Smallish mag

Slower rate of fire

Hits like a fucking truck

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-noooooooo-nooo-no-gif-19285910

[arctic talon]

The adjudicator which is the closest equivalent is great

Imo

[celest willow]

hear me out

[arctic talon]

You want to fuck it?

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah its fun I'm leveling it

[arctic talon]

Get in the genesplicing pod

[celest willow]

:D

[arctic talon]

Anyways I was convinced even before I knew about the datamined squid enemies

That the HD2 squid enemies ingame rn are all human hybrids

Voteless are just the incomplete growth phases of overseers

And Fleshmobs are what they make with failed converts

And the bio mechanical vehicles just use the same blood stuff

It’s purplish blue and not bright neon blue

[celest dome]

Wasn't there rumours of a 4th faction being planned ?

[daring creek]

Can't wait for dissidents to be real

[opaque coyote]

So good news and bad news

Good news is that America's people might be less stupid than we thought

Bad news is that there's 100% confirmation of voter fraud by Elon

Specifically Georgia

[daring creek]

Lmfao

[opaque coyote]

https://newrepublic.com/post/206857/georgia-voter-fraud-elon-musk

[celest dome]

If only the confirmation would come with sentencing 💀

And punishment

[arctic talon]

No real info tbh

[arctic talon]

This is cyborgs

[opaque coyote]

Don't worry

Elon got...

A reprimand

That's it

That's literally it

[vagrant fox]

Waste of time unless it's righteous indoctrination in disguise

[opaque coyote]

The fraud was prefilled ballots btw

Elon had two other cases of manipulating votes also

[arctic talon]

Mandated edict, mercy sanction

[opaque coyote]

Including an attempted voter lottery

The most honest thing Trump ever said was that he could walk outside and shoot someone in the head and his supporters wouldn’t care.

[arctic talon]

Can’t wait to execute a random person in dark heresy with one of these

[daring creek]

Mhm

[celest dome]

Honestly, other than good old fashioned public hunts...I dont think any of the American Epstein and GOP people will see any punishment

[opaque coyote]

So there's three cases of voter fraud so the election definitely was manipulated in the first place

[daring creek]

Shit they might even cheer for him

[opaque coyote]

Add that to the list of

[daring creek]

Literal homelander moment

[opaque coyote]

Illegal stuff that they shouldn't have been able to do

[daring creek]

Zero proof the 2020 election was rigged

[opaque coyote]

It's already reached the floor

[daring creek]

ACTUAL PROOF the 2024 election was rigged

Hmmmmm

[opaque coyote]

If there is a

Miniscule comfort

That comes out of this

[celest dome]

Oh there was rigging in that one too, but still on the Republican side

[opaque coyote]

The fact that they had to rig it proves that the American people as a whole isn't completely stupid

[daring creek]

wow

[heady rivet]

Here's how Copmala Harris can still win and we can be brat while bombing people still

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

It's a small comfort

[daring creek]

I mean hasn't every president droned syria

Obama. Trump. Biden.

[opaque coyote]

Related

[arctic talon]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

And also...

[daring creek]

Literally not long after inauguration day either

[crisp heath]

La creatura

[arctic talon]

Should say respectable follower of the eightfold path

lol

[heady rivet]

Her buddying up with Dick Cheney is just the peak Democrat moment of all time tbh

[arctic talon]

Bombing people from other countries is bipartisan in the USA

[heady rivet]

The only change is the Maduro thing. Democrats would have levelled half of Caracas and sent a strongly worded letter. A special forces team going in and taking him like goose at the pond is the kind of harebrained action movie shit ONLY this administration would do

And pull off, per the slapstick rules

[arctic talon]

Honestly yeah

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/nagamyzuna/status/2007459701487800581?s=20
https://x.com/lolbertking/status/2007463282085384193?s=20

Nagamy🦉 (@nagamyzuna)

"Trump is a fat senile moron" theory and "Trump can just do things and win" theory both exist simultaneously in my head as a quantum superposition.

X · Jan 3, 2026, 2:31 PM

lolbertking (@lolbertking)

@nagamyzuna He operates by slapstick rules.

X · Jan 3, 2026, 2:45 PM

[celest willow]

it makes sense he is a idiot but he has alot of followers

you dont need to be smart to have power

[celest dome]

The Maduro thing is the silver lining of a very bad thing 💀
It will not make anything better for the people of the country

[opaque coyote]

Trump is an expert follower of the Undivided

[opaque coyote]

Khorne (Bloodlust)
Slaanesh (Everything with Epstein)
Nurgle (just fucking look at him)
Tzeentch (How he keeps getting away with this shit)

Truly, he is next to ascend to become a Chaos Champion

[celest willow]

he would def not fit khrone

bro is a coward to the highest degree

would prop be a dual slaanesh tzeench worshipper

[opaque coyote]

...and he also uh

Just recently talked about how the Supreme Court has...

"Given me the unquestioned right to ban sorts of things coming into our country. To destroy foreign countries."

...just when there's tensions with US and Iran again

Oh boy

Born too late to invade Iran

[daring creek]

Are chaos gods just honest politicians

[opaque coyote]

Born too early to invade Iran

Born just in time to invade Iran

[opaque coyote]

Mmm judging by the hierarchy

More like CEOs tbh

Every action you take to climb the ladder enriches them further

Minor Chaos Gods and other warp entities are considered start up companies but they never get far due to their monopoly

[celest willow]

eh lets be honest last thing america would do is invade iran

expecting the american goverment to pick an evenly matched battle is silly

[opaque coyote]

...

Oh

[opaque coyote]

It wouldn't be evenly matched necessarily.

[celest willow]

confused even with evil am sorry😭

[opaque coyote]

But it would definitely wouldn't be a complete stomp

America had an easy time invading countries like Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan

The problem is keeping it

Traditional military incursions are what the US military are experts at

Guerilla warfare for any occupying force, fucking sucks ass

And the USA has historically been awful at dealing with it

[celest willow]

when did they invade iran bruh

[opaque coyote]

Oh wait

[celest willow]

also doesnt Iran have nukes(checked no nukes just missiles)

right now

[opaque coyote]

Sorry the American popped up with me

I do remember the Soviet invasion of Iran though

And it's commonly called their version of Vietnam

[opaque coyote]

No

[outer wave]

Almost feel like Ukraine is becoming their next Vietnam

[celest willow]

anyways america isnt really a country that is willing to fight even battles

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. And honestly, a war with Iran like

Literally 5 years after Afghanistan was considered a complete failure

Logically, even on a utilitarian sense, would be stupid

...

You see the problem is that Trump isn't smart

Or sane

Not many of his cronies are

[celest willow]

they kinda just seem to randomly pick a country bully it for resources, then make a sad movie about there soldiers who totally didnt kill children

[celest willow]

not a complete idiot it is very clear he is using the threat of war as a way to keep people in control

he has been doing nothing but fake outs

[opaque coyote]

True.

But he isn't good at diplomacy

He could fuck up

[celest willow]

he tried to threaten war on egypt a few months ago

[opaque coyote]

Trip

Go a bit too far

[celest willow]

most world leaders are smart enough to know he is a idiot

my only concerns right now is socio-politics

[opaque coyote]

I'm not that concerned he'll start a war on Iran

For all the reasons you stated

But it's also the type of thing where it's also a non-zero chance

[celest willow]

america tends to be a catalyst for politcal movements globally(as much as I hate to admit that)

[opaque coyote]

Y'know?

[celest willow]

war no screw over minorities on a global scale yes

[daring creek]

Inspired by an overweight rambling old guy

[celest willow]

yk it is bad when I can feel his stupidity leak its way so far it reaches the middle east

[opaque coyote]

We were the first country to try out the whole democracy thing on a wide scale. Ever since Greece anyways.

Ignore the fact that we might have stolen it from native Americans.

[celest willow]

ehhh

not really

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. Can't think of any prominent examples beforehand that were large scale

[celest willow]

there where a bunch of other democracies and calling the early US a democracy is veryyy ehh

yk

[opaque coyote]

At least at the moment

[opaque coyote]

Tbf yeah

[celest willow]

lynching non whites and enslaving blacks isnt really democratic

;-;

[opaque coyote]

But hey, Athens invented the concept of democracy and most of its population was slaves that couldn't vote

If Athens counted then technically America did

[celest dome]

The UK was a more equal example of democracy than the US for most of the time that the US has existed

[opaque coyote]

Thought it was a constitutional monarchy for a while though

[celest willow]

we are kinda comparing the weapons of Cavemen and Victorians here in a sense

[celest dome]

Hell, the US is still barely an example of democracy, all pattern of democracy that the US has they've gotten by pulling out teeth

[opaque coyote]

Like especially during the period where the USA was forming

[rocky gale]

Constitutional Monarchies are typically Democracies

[celest willow]

I meant it more as in the US has alot of relations with our countries and often certian beliefs tend to transfer (for better or worse)

[celest dome]

Tell that to the people that didn't have any representation 💀

[opaque coyote]

Yeah they count the start of becoming fully democratic at around 1832? Although it evolved slowly since the 13th century

[celest willow]

like alot of what's going on in Palestine could have been fixed if the US didnt decide to randomly lean right- into a volcano

[celest dome]

Nah

[opaque coyote]

I wish I could say yes

But honestly

No

[celest dome]

The whole Palestine situation was gonna, and still will, explode due to how Israel was introduced after WW2

[opaque coyote]

Even a lot of Democrats suck the dick of Israel

[arctic talon]

Untrue lol

[celest willow]

as a egyptian imma be real alot of the humanitarian aid issues are due to america

[opaque coyote]

Then again our Democrats aren't really left either

[outer wave]

Tbf Biden apparently was still helping Israel in spite of everything

[arctic talon]

Both the democrats and republicans support Israel mostly

[outer wave]

Yeah

[celest willow]

i am aware but not to the point of trump

[arctic talon]

Trump is objectively worse then Kamala Harris in terms of how they’d handle Israel yes

[opaque coyote]

What issues specifically

[arctic talon]

lol

But it still would have happened

Under her

[celest dome]

There is no US Left due to them having been able to state the Unions as Communist and/or criminal associations, or both

[opaque coyote]

Instead of 6 billion to Israel

It's like

1 billion

Instead

[celest willow]

would be a better timeline

[celest dome]

US Aid

[opaque coyote]

Right

Trump fucking destroying it entirely

Via DOGE

For some reason

[celest dome]

Cause it's money that is used to help poor people

[opaque coyote]

Money laundering?

[celest dome]

And they hate poor people

[opaque coyote]

Poor people from other countries

Even worse

[outer wave]

Money and surveillance reasons I imagine

[opaque coyote]

[celest willow]

trumps relations with israel give egypt a excuse to suck up to israel and purposefully worsen the aid being sent to Palestinians it has been a ongoing problem here of out goverment self sabotaging all aid sent to palestine

[opaque coyote]

Fantastic.

[heady rivet]

There is no timeline where the colonial settler state of Israel is not fucking up everything for everyone. The fix is it never exists in the first place

[rocky gale]

1832 is only considered the start because that's when the first major reform act widened the voting privilege to all male landowners, the first parliament with local representatives was 1265, the first acknowledgment that the approval of both the House of Commonss and Lords was required for all laws was in 1414 and the bill of rights preventing an Absolute Monarchy was 1689

[celest willow]

sure egypt would have prop still done the same thing but with the democrats it would have been much less tense

[arctic talon]

Anyways the median American voter needs to have their brain examined

It’s fascinating

And by fascinating I mean it’s incomprehensible nonsense

[arctic talon]

Then again I guess every country with a democracy has this fucking issue

Where the median voter just is utterly illogical and ill informed on some stuff

[celest willow]

technically this is the allies fault for not wanting to house the mass amount of jewish refugees and britland deciding to segregate Palestinian communities

[outer wave]

Education cuts would do that to any country

I don't get doing that; these older generations will die off, so why keep your people stupid?

[arctic talon]

The median voter in every country’s politics i follow seems utterly illogical

[celest willow]

the amount of people that vote off vibes is crazy

[opaque coyote]

Mainly because a lot of voters are one issue

[heady rivet]

Goes back to the Balfour Declaration in 1917, so its not even just the WW2 allies but the Brits were the vanguard of it

[opaque coyote]

They vote for the side to improve said one issue

[arctic talon]

Vibes based voters are stupid

[opaque coyote]

So of course they're most of em

If it were up to me. I would force voters to watch a short presentation about each candidate summarizing their beliefs and actions

[celest willow]

nothing like seeing muslims and egyptians vote from trump

[opaque coyote]

You can't fucking escape.

[arctic talon]

Tbf you can draw a logical conclusion for some of those people

[celest willow]

look up what happend in his first term and you will understand what I mean

[arctic talon]

But not others

[heady rivet]

Fact is most voters are "Is shit good or bad for me now?" and then vote for the opposition if the answers no. The vast majority of people are like this. Fierce loyalty to one side or the other really is a loud minority thing it seems

[arctic talon]

The median voter doesn’t care until it effects them directly

[rocky gale]

George III despite American propaganda during the war for independence was not an absolute monarch or a tyrant. He fully respected the Constitutional limits of his position and during his reign never overstepped his powers or vetoed an act of parliament. He actually encouraged civil reform and opposed slavery.

[arctic talon]

I don’t even think George the third was that involved with the US

lol

[heady rivet]

He was a BPDemon though so you know his ned was full of stuffed animals and you had to learn their names before he sloinked your shit stupid style 🙏

[arctic talon]

From what I remember in history class

[celest willow]

he tried to ban muslims during the first term and was anti immigration and tbh alot of egyptian immigrants dont really enter the country in the best state

[arctic talon]

It was like the person under him or something

[celest willow]

so it is crazy how so many people picked him

[opaque coyote]

A huge portion of his voters are hispanic

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah but they’re already in the country so fuck everyone else

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t effect them is their logic

And it didn’t effect most of them

It makes sense

[rocky gale]

It was parliament, he left things in their hands.

[arctic talon]

Wasn’t it one specific person in the House of Lords iirc

I could be wrong

[celest willow]

I feel so disgusted by people like this

[outer wave]

It's wild that there were so many latinos that voted for him despite they being a scapegoat for Trump to go off on

[heady rivet]

Arab and Muslim voters used to be a locked-in Republican voter block before 2001

[arctic talon]

Tbh it makes sense

lol

[opaque coyote]

Basically a lot of immigrants are weirdly proud of them being there.

They did all the hard work of going into the country

Why do these

"illegals"

Or even new immigrants

Have to come in?

This has been present in American history for a while

Immigrant on immigrant beef is a backdrop to many

Many

Many

Of America's history

[arctic talon]

Median voters within Voting groups go off of “good enough”

Generally imo

In the USA

Or just “change now good for me, no think”

[opaque coyote]

Which is why we need voting on separate issues

[celest willow]

pisses me off so much cause am trying to immigrate and the biggest hit to my moral is other immigrants lol

people lack so much empathy it is crazy

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry they’ll shit on you when you immigrate as well 💀

Diaspora vs fresh immigrants

[opaque coyote]

They're taking our drops

[arctic talon]

My favorite flavor of uh

[opaque coyote]

Or something

[celest willow]

literally what I just said

[opaque coyote]

Idk

[arctic talon]

Racism is the wrong word

[heady rivet]

I mean not really that wild at all. Hispanic communities are generally really socially conservative and like Laati said a ton are proud of the work they/their parents/grandparents did to legally enter the US and earn citizenship. They feel insulted by illegals. Like half of ICE is dudes named Rodriguez

[opaque coyote]

Xenophobia?

[arctic talon]

Xenophobia is wrong as well

[opaque coyote]

Elitism?

[arctic talon]

It’s more so a sense of exclusivity

Yes

[opaque coyote]

This goes for a lot of immigrants in general

My dad is Chinese and felt the same way

Still does

"How dare these illegals come here."

[celest willow]

I hate this planet

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

My dad has a fucking PHd btw

[celest willow]

ur assuming to much of them lol most just hate non PR holders

dont even have to illegal to get hate

[heady rivet]

Especially on the social issues too

[opaque coyote]

Goes to show that intelligence isn't equally disturbed for each topic

I also remember I forgot his name

But he was a brilliant surgeon

[celest willow]

asylum seekers,worker visas and students get hated on alot

[opaque coyote]

Particularly a neurosurgeon

He even did one of the first successful operations in separating conjoined twins

...

[storm jungle]

Its the usual fascist mindset

[opaque coyote]

He also believes the world is flat

[storm jungle]

"He will go for them not for me"

and people are really this stupid, its how evil people always get in power

[celest willow]

this is why am advocate of teaching people civics at a young age

[opaque coyote]

And this is why statistically, the more educated the person is

[celest willow]

He also believes the world is flat
He even did one of the first successful operations in separating conjoined twins

[opaque coyote]

The more likely they are to lean left

...

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Which is why Right winged people hate education

[opaque coyote]

Tbf that is done

Just uh

Not done well

[celest willow]

maybe civics with a centrist view

like a strictly centrist one

[opaque coyote]

I know the basics of how the federal government works.

Going into detail is basically

...

Very dry

So I distinctly remember being bored in my politics class because of it

But then again, not many people even know what the three branches does

Like on a basic level

It might be my Californian education actually giving the bare minimum for a citizen

[celest willow]

better than nothing tbh my civics class is just biased history with random facist propaganda

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I distinctly remember my politics class being pretty neutral all things considered

[celest willow]

kinda why I think making the norm centrist might stop foul play🤷‍♀️

like sure most students would be stupidly bored but atleast they will retain some basic info

[opaque coyote]

But there's a reason why being a Lawyer is a job.

Because it seems that the government is an expert in using a lot of words to say nothing at all

[crisp heath]

warband names are still ringing in my head
Crimson Cabal...?
Nokturne Stalkers...?

[opaque coyote]

It's also why I don't want to be a lawyer ever

[celest willow]

second one seems nice

[heady rivet]

Well Centrists are both vile Nazis/perfidious Communists as well all know

[crisp heath]

I also made this chud to be a Slaneeshi follower for the warband
freak

[celest willow]

is this sarcasm?

[heady rivet]

The fact you gotta ask 🥀

[celest willow]

dude I have seen transfem nazis the bar is low

[opaque coyote]

Surprisingly common

Along with Black White Supremacists

I have no idea how that even works

[crisp heath]

latinos one as well for some reason

[rocky gale]

Like alarmingly common

[opaque coyote]

Literally look at your fucking skin

Ain't nobody in that group supporting you

[opaque coyote]

"I think trans is okay! But I hate Je-"

[arctic talon]

Tbf there’s a whole argument on if that counts as “white” or not within those sorts of spheres

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact

One of their plans was to make a fake bomb seashell thing

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-turning-head-confused-cat-rizalalthur-orange-cat-behavior-gif-10491959385063137392

[arctic talon]

Anyways agartha becoming mainstream is lame

[opaque coyote]

You see, Castro loved collecting sea shells

[crisp heath]

they dont even consider italians white anymore why do they think they stand a chance

[opaque coyote]

So one of their plans was to make a seashell that when picked up

[arctic talon]

My fucking esoteric nonsense is gone

[heady rivet]

Incredibly common for a multitude of reasons

[opaque coyote]

Killed Castro

It uhh

It didn't fucking work

[celest willow]

trans people are like one of the first to be on any facists chopping block

[heady rivet]

Fuck you mean anymore?

[celest willow]

why the hell would u think it is a good idea to be one

[opaque coyote]

There's technically nothing going against trans people in Mein Kampf or any of Hitler's laws

So

[crisp heath]

They did for a while before the super rise of fascism 2.0 with Trump

[opaque coyote]

Just gotta be Aryan

[arctic talon]

According to the Nazis they’d be deviants

So no

lol

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah true

Also their weird ass ethnic chart thing

[celest willow]

just ignore all the gays and transgenders being sent to camps

[opaque coyote]

That is both scientifically inaccurate

[rocky gale]

Hey I'm not saying it makes sense

[opaque coyote]

And more complicated than a God damned train map

[celest dome]

Truly the Side switcher

[heady rivet]

Italian Whiteness has been questioned since at least the 60s, it just got big in jokes and memes about it lately tbh

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry the modern black supremacy movements don’t want them 💀

[opaque coyote]

And it rose I think just after Irish people were considered white

[arctic talon]

All like 3 of them

There’s no supremacy movements for any East Asian ethnicities because they just think they’re superior as a default/hj

[opaque coyote]

Gotta move onto another target ig

[arctic talon]

Just ask my grandparents

[opaque coyote]

You forgot about the weird Asian Historical movement

[arctic talon]

Oh the Chinese one

The CCP said is stupid

[opaque coyote]

That all history outside of Asia is fake

[arctic talon]

But in a much less kind way

Yeah that’s one that exists

[opaque coyote]

I mean honestly that's because it literally denies so much of reality that they can't spin it

Like it isn't just one event that's denied

It's like nearly every event and the course of known human history itself

If it was somehow less stupid, they probably would accept it

[arctic talon]

The Iliad is fake and written by the Freemasons in the 1800s

And no one had iron tools

[near wasp]

Saw a rumor GW is shutting down black libary website

[celest dome]

the book store ?

[near wasp]

Like the online book store yeah

[opaque coyote]

Why?

[near wasp]

Apparently gw want people to use the app they built

[arctic talon]

Yeah

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/wugetgtg/a-new-black-library-app-is-on-the-way-heres-what-you-need-to-know/

[near wasp]

At least that's what I read

[opaque coyote]

Why would you delete the website

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-dexter-morgan-idk-gif-2440520923239485215

[opaque coyote]

Yeah this sounds stupid either way

If it's somehow true, then it's stupid

If it's false (which is likely), then it's stupid

It's stupid

[near wasp]

It seems really stupid because apparently they'll block epub readers

Idk how or why but it seems like a classic GW shooting themselves in the foot moment

[crisp heath]

Lore accurate lictor pounce

[near wasp]

Ah the classic double lictor

Only slightly worse than double ravenor

[crisp heath]

Three*

a third one shows up last frame

lmao

[near wasp]

Well only two got to attack you

The third was just there yelling worldstar

[crisp heath]

(forgot to mention thats not me in the clip xd i got it from reddit)

[near wasp]

Fair

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact, we all know that the Bolter is inspired by gyrojets

But apparently the reason why is because they originally wanted something more "industrial and primitive than lasers"

[storm jungle]

Stemming pirating

which uh knowing peope will be bypassed somehow lol

[opaque coyote]

...

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Gw shooting themselves in the foot yet again

[storm jungle]

I mean not really

they do these on statistics

[near wasp]

Its just gonna make pirating more common

[storm jungle]

they know most people cant be fucked and will just use the app

[vagrant fox]

It's going to be mildly more difficult

[storm jungle]

^

they already dont make a lot of money from books

[vagrant fox]

It's enough to deter some people

[storm jungle]

so its not exactly a huge revenue loss

[arctic talon]

This ironically might make them more money

Is the shocking thing

Because it’s easy to access

For the average user

[opaque coyote]

Knowing a lot of separate apps that I'm forced to use because every company separates things into apps.

It'll probably run like complete shit and be annoying

[vagrant fox]

If it's like the current app it'll be fine, okay, middle of the road

[opaque coyote]

Like Discord Mobile

[storm jungle]

You're cooked.

End of story.

https://klipy.com/gifs/paulie-gualtieri-paul

[daring creek]

B-but gw is the good corporation...

[daring creek]

Can't be fucked to just find an alternative?

Its easy to just ask

Or research

And have just a bit of diligence

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah

most people are good piggies................

[daring creek]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

oinkers even

[daring creek]

Mudrollers even

[storm jungle]

LOL

[daring creek]

Cat

[storm jungle]

softtoast face reveal goes crazy

stuffing you in a icebox btw

[surreal nest]

Jesus christ

Yippe!

[storm jungle]

No its Ice Christ

get in there

[daring creek]

Ice spice

[near wasp]

Somebody lace my shit like that

[wary fulcrum]

Probably

Remember, most people don’t interact with the community, company or the hobby outside of their social circle

[daring creek]

Fair.

[near wasp]

Wait a minute does that mean audible will lose there Warhammer audio books or will those be staying

[heady rivet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pig-fat-kenjikungifs-fSD3yT23GL0SPqEIqF

You can say Oinka

[daring creek]

tfw you never paid for a single digital book

https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345

[near wasp]

I mean buying paper sounds better every day

[daring creek]

Indeed

[storm jungle]

GUYS

I NEED MORE MEN

[daring creek]

Just sayin I never bought one

[storm jungle]

HELP

[daring creek]

[near wasp]

Just go on tinder

[daring creek]

grindr is your better bet

[outer wave]

Like for a fight, right?

[storm jungle]

absolutely cooked

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

Li-like for a fight, right... ?

[daring creek]

of course thats fucking gulliman

[storm jungle]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[near wasp]

Lol

[outer wave]

Like

For a fight

Right?

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[daring creek]

im pretty sure dilara is gay

[outer wave]

UUUOAAAAA--

[daring creek]

but im kinda tossing a wet towel at the wall

could be bi!

[outer wave]

Yeah she's bi

[rose thorn]

Why are your texts white!!

[daring creek]

oh she is

second time the charm

[rose thorn]

What happened your asses got demoted!!!

[near wasp]

She's a Warhammer fan it's not like she'll get a date. None of us will

[near wasp]

Legit me

How'd you record that

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[daring creek]

whats barack obamas last name

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-blank-stare-really-what-eyes-gif-39788415241667671

[daring creek]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Hüseyin

[near wasp]

He doesn't have a last name he never existed

[daring creek]

What the fuck did you do to my google dilara

[storm jungle]

Lmaoooo bro got destroyed

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[rose thorn]

Oh I was bugging lamo

[arctic talon]

They could deadass give another round of reinforcements and it would still be fucked lol

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-will-not-fail-orson-krennic

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/HwaQYbM9IB0

YOUR culture btw^

[rose thorn]

https://x.com/beratstuff/status/2024883175172821360?s=46

BRT (@BeratStuff)

X · Feb 20, 2026, 4:25 PM

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

didnt watch the video did you..

society..

[storm jungle]

I did. That guy is great.

Let him flopdance.

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-9874737770595198769

[daring creek]

goddamnit it didnt have the intended effect I wanted

[near wasp]

Missus trying to rage bait dilara

[daring creek]

oh yeah

My book came

time to necron all over the place

[rocky gale]

Looks like we're on the brink, time to put "I may fall" on loop while playing

[storm jungle]

Yeah brink of unemployment

GET OU-

[daring creek]

speaking of

time to make a new resume

[near wasp]

God I wish

[daring creek]

because I am pretty sure my aunt sent me some AI generated bullshit

we live in a SOCIETY

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

I MIGHT need to obliterate you from orbit

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rivulet-gif-9220398039228545942

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-befuddled-gif-24635263

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[young pecan]

Do you play Rain World or are you using the gif as a guest

[solid horizon]

I am waiting for GW to release full unmasked skitarii faces

for now I am using night lord custom heads

[urban spire]

what a beautiful man

[solid horizon]

(dont mind the horrendous paintjob, I was experimenting)

[urban spire]

men don't understand what women want in a man

conan type shit is 100% made for dudes look at other dudes

[arctic talon]

I agree

I mean what

[solid horizon]

no shit sherlock

what took you so long

[urban spire]

it DIDNT

IM SAYING!

if you already know its NOT FOR YOU

STOP READING

[rose thorn]

truth nuke

[solid horizon]

dudes will watch Magnum PI and tell you they're straight

[rose thorn]

i want men with depression and dances like a bottom !!!!

[urban spire]

i don't think it's even about being gay it's just what dudes think is cool and hot

in like a homosocial way

[arctic talon]

Lol

[solid horizon]

drawing muscles is also a flex for artists

[rose thorn]

so of course makoto is my ideal man

[arctic talon]

Both the male and female persona 3 protagonists based on how they act and talk make me think they’d say a slur

They give me those vibes 💀

[rose thorn]

in a cute way or a bad way

[arctic talon]

Either or