#40k-lore-chat
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If we start accepting AI in memes we might as well accept it in art 
I yap for a just cause
I will blow up anyone pro-AI
my ai gf loves me
we need to hook up Jerk to the matrix
Its legit disturbing people have relationships with these things and pay real money for it too

I mean they were doing that before AI too
Sorry not legit relationships
theres this one freak japanese guy who literally married a hatsune miku hologram projector thingy
id be devastated if i ever spawned such a kid
Yeah its certainly a thing. Doesn't take a lot either. Put a pretty face on it and make it talk
Not even talking
theres an entire movie about it HER™ so lol
my favorite part is people normalizing this shit
like for example half the comments below the video showing this on youtube was:
"Well at least hes happy"
motherfucker who gives a shit
😭
"At least hes happy" should apply to like largely normal hobbies lol
its something you say to someone who makes fun of someone whos entire hobby is like collecting minerals/rocks or something
not a fucking non-existant hologram gooner partner
Its also super problematic because these things validate you at every opportunity giving just positive responses
Either neutral or positive
I'm not excusing it, but isn't it just a symptom to the whole imbalance that the Japanese Society has
I had a friend tell me how he has used an AI chatbot as a therapist and how it's better because it won't try to please you with every answer unlike a normal therapist
like bruh
Tbh, when wasn't it.

LOL
tbh i hate therapists in general
but that is fucked up
lmao
I almost lost it at that moment but I knew he was in a rough spot so I couldn't just blow up on his face about it
its the same reaction i have when i see my family talk about ChatGPT and how "useful" it is.
Wait
meanwhile im like
Your family
"....you can just google it"

I've finished the first book of Malazan, back to 40slop 😔 🔫
The problem is
Convenience
Fast answers
I don't use Ai stuff on principle 💀
My brother is a fan of it
There are a very few valid use cases for it but mostly it's just meaningless garbage
My programming friend uses it to figure out answers quick instead of having to sift through ten million dorks being weird which ig
I use AI for coding and study materials for college, very useful for deep searches that are specific, of course I still verify the source that would be like very dumb if I didn't
I would've just looked on lexicanum or whatever
I've used it for similar cases a couple times, it can help explain some esoteric issues like my current issue of learning Yocto, but I always double check everything it tells me
Yeah at this point he's in a senior role and I figure he knows what he's doing and can sort out the rubbish
The most peak fiction I think people can agree on on 40K is like the infinite and the Divine
I don't like it cuz it dances around providing certain sources.
The infinite snooze more like it
I hear this again and again
Lmao
The Glazing and the Glazed
summarizing any novels through AI is very cringe though..
Kek
It's a genuinely good book it's one of the few people Auto recommend for a reason and if you want to read a necron book it's almost always going to be the one they point you at
im not gonna waste 10-20 bucks on a book im not gonna like
40k especially is infamous for pointless novels people buy
then go
"Wow that was a waste"
lol
There is another way that I cannot name that will get me banned
i still gotta read it to see if its shit or not lol
Alright I've been convinced. Ill order it soon.
Evil ass wizard
Don't do it read something good instead
Time to read krieg again
STOP IT
I said something good
If I have to hear old man yaoi one more time I'll stab someone
Eisenhorn is somewhere
Eisensnooze
I need to get tf off my phone and sleep
Gayhorn
Virgenor
Sleepyquin
I do like that since eisen means iron in german he's "iron" horn
Iron horn for hwat
Mine was better
Edgelords
Speaking of sloppa I think I'll pick up Requiem Infernal
The Reverie was passable so I'll believe it
its good if you want a very confusing brainfuck novel that doesnt explain much
Since I just finished the first Malazan it's a perfect match
aw man why is it easier to get original chaos androids than 2nd edition necrons
people always sell these for billions the model
Lol
Light early lunch then a 4 hours work training
At least I took some time off for to make a long weekend
Wish I had along weekend but at least I'm off at midday tomorrow
Apparently Saber thought of adding chaos armor into PvE but GW didn't allow it so they just put the decals
My hate for GW grows stronger by each day
that's ok I already have to deal with the lamest chapters
Which chapter, the... spins wheel...
Ding, ding, ding... ding.
Carcharadons?

Abortion the Dice Boiler
The mental illness is being a vindicare
Nuh uh
Yeah uh
Damn, ass ass in gets paid now?
I mean they surely have a "normal" life outside of being assassins (exception for eversor)
So they probably either get paid or just get free stuff to live normally
Yeap, kinda like what the T'au would do
Yeah sorta
Yes, they cryo sleep when they are not active, pretty much all of them. And they only retire by death.
I always thought assassins separate from eversor just kinda
Were allowed to have some normal living
Nah that would waste their lifespan that could be used for killing shit
Eversor is more well known in that detail, but it is not limited to them.
The only one not in cryosleep most the time is the grandmaster of assassins
I have a question which isnt related to the officio assassinorum
But uh
Do dreadnoughts have like
Artificial neuro stuff to make them "feel" stuff on their chassis? Like of they get shot they feel some kind of fake stimulant of "pain" to let them know
When you work for such high level of the imperium, you don't have a job or normal life, only duty.
I don’t know about pain, but definitely something to make them aware of it
Otherwise they can’t return fire
Yeah I was thinking about it
Not even death cult assassins, the level below temple assassins, have "normal" life.
They def feel it but I wanted to know if it would simulate pain or just something that tells them "receiving attacks from here"
They are made aware of damage i think
Yes, they do.
It is one of the things that makes being dreadnought a nightmare disguised as a blessing.
I didnt recall them feeling pain
iirc their hell was sensory deprivation
Only WE naughts would still feel the nails biting and leviathans was what i recalled of pain
Apparently they kind of feel something but also sensory feeds that just show up on his screen
They just hang around their temples and train.
Assassins dont have normal lives really
Ah yeah this was what i meant
Eversors themselves are just frozen.
The UM naught from KNF had a similar experience iirc
So I was right
Its a pretty well known fact.
Yeah Kingmaker shows they just train and hang around stuff or go into officer dens for briefings etc.
They can't feel the touch but they feel like something is touching them
If it kinda makes sense
Can't feel the heat of a human hand but they feel something touched them
These mfs were gaslighting me to believe all of em were frozen
Deserved lmaooo ice creamed even
Yeah basically, they feel ive been hit here, but no pain, just the acknowledgement
Ah fuck
I admit i havent read any assassin material since
Idk whej even
HIGHLY recommend Kingmaker, excellent novel, one of my favs
very fun and filled with dark comedy and a humorous cast
Also, dreadnoughts do yell when there is a mechanical breakdown... So they do feel what can be considered pain.
Kingmaker is good, it just needed that cherry on the top
Aight ill see if i can grab it
From what I read around they feel pain from their original body
Not from outside stuff
That's affecting the sarcophagus
Like their original body feeling pain if they were in a bad state
Besides that it isn't really them i guess, just a machine they are hooked up to
Would be funny if s dreadnought uses his own bone to decorate his mech.
Man
Horse
I don't doubt this already being a thing tbh
That is if there is anything salvageable after the incident that put him in a dreadnought
afaik dreadnoughts can feel their chassis, I vaguely recall one feeling his gun loading, but not so much pain except their actual physical bits
They frozen bro
Same thing happens to princeps iirc
Idk about knights but most likely the same
Since all 3 are neuro wired into their machines
they do yes even pain
mechanicum has a bunch on it
"Its guns were silent and Cavalerio knew why, feeling the spiking pain of skitarii breaching charges detonating against his engine's leg armour"
Yeah i think scions feel smth similar
Ancient Tibetan headsplosion technique.
The funniest thing is that every DC comic made the tibetan monks actually as insane as their "techniques" imply they are
And also that canonically, Bruce also fucking ran away as soon as they're like
"You have to establish inner peace and tranquilit- why are you running away?"
Tbf the primary reason why is mainly because he doesn't want to spend 20 years meditating
The secondary reason is because "muh parents"
Basically, finding inner peace goes against his trauma... and also mission yeah can't forget tha-
"Joker... I've attained inner peace with myself. I no longer hate you."
But yeah the funniest part is that Batman technically isn't even a full tibetan monk
He basically skipped a huge part of the course
So he is merely someone who half learned their techniques and just fucked off after he got everything he needed
...
Basically he was afraid of being happy.
It felt like it would disrespect his dead parents memory
Because being content would mean that Batman wouldn't be a thing
He became Batman to sacrifice his own happiness so that others won't have to suffer
It's also why this rich fuck beating up random criminals is my favorite
Especially when written well
THE MAIN PROBLEM IS THIS PORTIO-
But at least we got
Bat ass
I have no idea where the original image is from
marvel rivals venom type of design
The body of peak human performance
Why do you think Catwoman is always infatuated with Batman
And finally...
USA President Election (2249)
Also
Why he hitting the sassy trex pose
But didnt they already show his balls and dick in one comic
This isnt that unrrealstic
how would you know this
I dont have to take this from a furry
you probably take a lot of stuff from your furry bf
Wh- y- I- fuck you!!! runs away crying
Beastman talking to a guardsman in the regiment he was assigned to
(circa 40th millennium)
Never ask a human supremacist the species of her bf
Me rn
Why is his head so finy
‘You can’t kill people batman!’
‘To be fair, they’re not people they’re roaches’
‘The klan are still people!’
Forced perspective
It’s just so far away cause of how much of a fucking mountain he is
What do you think batman smells like
...on the one hand I get transformation fiction us a thing, but...
...wut?
Depression
What
Whats transformation fiction
Irs just an analogy for how i feel
Absolute Batman is generally a really good interpretation.
Not too shocking
Because despite the over the top themes
Like even more than usual
It's still pretty solid writing wise
Also I know that people love to meme on the white supremacist prequel comic
And tbf
Yeah I also like seeing KKK members get their fucking arms broken
But I also like how it's basically the establishment of his no kill rule

The priest character doesn't argue that they deserve it. It's just that since Batman has the strength to spare them
He should
Because despite them generally being scum of the Earth. He still has somewhat of a responsibility.
Also let's be fair here
If you're fighting Absolute Batman
You're absolutely gonna be in a full body cast
Nah id win
It was overlapped heavily with bimbofication tbf, but even so
Unless if you're somebody like this
In general, I always liked the idea that Batman started off killing but then stopped.
Because that's sort of how it went in his beginning era
The first comics basically had him gun down people
When a criminal dropped in acid for his very first issue, Batman simply says
"An ending fit for his kind."
And I like the idea that Batman learns to go from this to his no kill rule
A violent vigilante to one with restraint
Also I thought that this would've been the origin for the Joker back when I read it but it's literally unrelated
It would be a good origin theoretically though.
A casualty of Batman during his more crueler years coming back to haunt him.
It would also make his obsession of him breaking his "no-kill rule" make sense
Making a take of Batman sounds fun in general
Because everyone loves a man dressed as a Bat(man) using his tibetan monk powers to beat up homeless people

I like the comic where batman goes nutso and alfred sets up all of the villains
"Prepped for surgery"
Theyre gonna servitorise him noooo
I like the comic where batman nuts and alfred gets beaten to death by all of the villains with lead pipes
Servitorization training tape
For beginner tech priests
Go ahead, join
Invite Jay
Sadly not myself, but a post on my FB feed XD
Ohhh they hate each other 
(Perty and Dorn)
I can already see them staring face to face saying that and Sanguinius is just watching

Lol
don't do my blangels dirty like that
Honestly I think it's funny how their rivalry is mostly one sided
Perturabo is basically the one taking things way too far
It is worth mentioning that by Saturnine, Perturabo is actually starting to respect Rogal and even admires him to some degree. Perturbo even admits it himself
It's fucking hilarious how Perturabo basically went through a whole pokemon rival arc
While Dorn was like
"ok"
Their entire relationship can be summarized with this image
(Perturabo's picture is made by Helgesonart)
Don't do my woke bearers dirty like that
I don't really blame Perturabo because Dorn was given access to be what he wanted to be the most and got more appraisal than Perty ever did
Trauma that big, with the feeling of being the black sheep who is compared to be the worst version of the golden child hits someone hard
I think it's a similar dilemma like Vegeta and Goku.
Where you begin thinking you're the best at your field
(Perturabo is building, Vegeta is fighting)
But then comes this guy who doesn't seem to have a care in the world
Too blunt, seemingly carefree
But yet he's better than you
You try to catch up
You break your back putting in the effort
But he outpaces you
He always outpaces you
Despite every bit of effort you put in
You constantly hit a wall
One that you can never shatter. No amount of soldiers will ever break it. No siege, no strategy, no weapon, no amount of blood will break it. It's an unbreakable wall.
And it's the fact that HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU.
You could try going a different path, a different path, a different speciality.
But it's your speciality
You're supposed to be good at it right?
Right???
RIGHT?????
Id crash out exactly like Perturabo tbh
The healthy option is to just simply...
accept it.
Perty was always the lesser man lmao
But you're a primarch!
Taking it out on his men
You were always better than the others for most of your life!
He's arguably the most petty manchild out of his brothers
Even on Olympia he was petulant
Defo
I think the only one that's more spiteful is Angron
Y'know the guy who struggles to feel anything other than extreme rage?
And also Konrad Cruze, the guy who thinks torturing people for trying to commit suicide is good law enforcement
According to his sis he didn't even have a bad dad, Dammekos loved him, tried to be closer to him and he shunned it, btw the sister he later killed
Typical Imperial Fist cope, Dorn is better in only one aspect
At least Angron had the hellish background, even if he chose to be an ass
Like even Magnus, who fucked up the most, at least tried to help.
Every fuck up was him trying to improve
This guy on the other hand lmfao
He just failed so miserably that it's harmful
"GIVE ME YOUR HARDEST AND MOST THANKLESS TASKS"
" RAHHH ALL THIS HRUD SHIT IS HARD AND THANKLESS"
I can't hate Magnus because of that.
At least not entirely.
To be fair, I've never let my sons die while crying in my room.
But I have done the latter.
Crying in my room while shit goes down
Just not... that severe
Crying in his room was sort of a valid crashout
He had fucked Terra
But still
Everything outside
Made it a little less valid
wrong blasphemer
Yeah Dilara is gonna kill me for this, but a quote from TTS Magnus is pretty much what I think about his character.
"Ah. YES. Y'know that FEELING when your HOME PLANET IS TORN ASUNDER by a PACK OF SPITEFUL BIGOTS and you live in PAIN AND SUFFERING for TEN THOUSAND YEARS knowing that you COULD have saved it had you not FUCKED UP OVER AND OVER AND OVER-"
I'm going to kill you for quoting TTS
please don't i have like
figurines to paint
totally
😭
I sorta agree but Sigsen is right
Sorry not sorry Exaction Squad heading over now
Yeah just that feeling of
irreversibly fucking up with the best of intentions
knowing that you literally can do nothing to fix it
and that you ruined pretty much everything!
If Laati finds my old Battle for Macragge terrain pieces I will stay the execution
nvm kill me now
Magnus is a good example of sometimes doing nothing is better than something
Everyone fucks up trying to do a good thing I still wouldn't let furries burn down my home this is why Magnus is a L bozo
Thinking on this
Crying in his room would only be valid if literally anyone else was attacking
Bruh why no kill lemon
Yeah that's basically the reason why I think Magnus is still a dickhead
There's other people that need you
But it is fitting in how pathetic it is
It's an extreme equivalent of crying in your room
While you still have responsibilities
Looking good Mrs. Blackheart!
YES MORE CHAOS XENOS
kroq gar is still sexier
Sorely under represented in lore indeed
yesss she's cool
Yeah esp since many xenos did worship it
Primordial truth and all
give chaos xenos a fraction of the attention csm get
Tbf she isn’t really chaos she is more on the pirate end of the operation
I can only think of the Laeran, Tarellians, Saruthi and Yu'vath on hand
Fair enough, but dipping your toes in the kool aid is enough to damn yourself
Maybe the Overlords of barbarus
Another often overlooked part in the "why was Emps a xenophobe" examination of lore as well too
The Chaos Xenos and Lost and Damned need some of the spotlight I'll be real
I'm all for more Chaos Xenos, I just find the idea of Huron being married to The Enforcer to be really funny
Yeah good catch, god knows how many chaos xenos that bastard God-Emperor annihilated
Three ways with Huron, her and Sargotta
This was revealed to me by Valthex
Was partial to the theory that the Ssylth that work for the Drukhari as mercenaries are devolved Laer who escaped the Imperium killing most of their homeworld
Sounds dope ill be real
Veru nice theory
Millennia ago, the brutish race fell before the temptations of unbridled excess and quickly became one of the most favored bodyguards of the Dark Eldar.
Fell to unbridled excess, you say? 
about as much evidence as I've seen for it but it's enough for me lmao
Id buy it
Ngl
I’d rather the Ssyleth be unrelated
Also the drukhari don’t usually deal with people who’re chaos tainted
I mean like
branching species
they're pretty damn similar to have at least a common ancestor
True enough
Maybe
But I don’t think they should be direct descendents of the Laer
Yeah that's fair enough
Maybe a distant offshoot from before the Laer fell into outright Slaanesh Worship
not many snake folk out there
unless the Laer got their snake like appearance from slaanesh worship

Weird cousin species of some sort would be my preference if they were to be related
Fair enough
Give xenos a fraction of attention
Gonna be honest i am biased because I hate chaos xenos
lmfao I just came across this image
😭
the old ass art in the background is awesome
one of the best art pieces from Rogue Trader imo
Choaz eateth all
I would like to see more chaos everything, enough with the csm
It would be an interesting parallel to the Eldar
Very valid
Like I don't think that all of the Laer would be interested in like
Slaanesh stuff
Maybe some fell into excess
Some would've definitely been like
CSM are fun, but, I like variety
But were like the drukhari
"Oh yeah that's cool... yeah... I'm gonna... go now "
"You have fun... doing that."
"Nahh none of that God of Excess shit"
Same, i want more lost and damned
Like I think the biggest problem with 40k is how human centric it is
Tbf it makes sense why because like
We are human
We relate to a human pov the most
That's also why people struggle to write aliens that aren't just
"People with green skin or something"
But like
We already have precedent that one Chaos God was birthed from another species
The Eldar
We should have more Xenos that worshipped Chaos
And considering how aliens can be different from us psychologically
Maybe Chaos God requirements are different for them
Like depending on what the species counts as violence or excess, etc
Since, fun fact, for a Knight in the medieval times. Their beard was a sign of their honor and virility.
Cutting a Knight's beard off was considered similar to castration in how severe an offense it was.
Cyberstan will burn
Maybe depending on how an alien views different concepts. The way they worship the Chaos Gods would be different
How would Khorne get skulls for his skull throne if the aliens don't have skulls?
What if they're worm people or something?
Yeah I thought about instead of offering skulls, they would have anybody killed by a warrior be like
Drained
Everything is murder, really
Similar to a pig
hunting is murder is worship
Yeah.
Just that Khorne has some specifics like that
That would make Chaos Xenos interesting
Same with the other Gods
Slaanesh cares about excess, but what would count as excess would be different between races
Yes
That type of stuff
Excess for despicable neutrals would certainly be something
idk what a cyberstan is
hes Stan but a Cyborg
i stan for cybertron
no way
shut up Georgina Bush
holllYYYYYY
it's the IRA genes
So go with the let Galaxy burn option alright
i should make an aos version of this and replace evil with hope and chud with racist
Oh yeah also just a cool animation I found
It's 1996 and Helldivers 2 just came out in the arcades in 16-bits!!
You can enjoy Metal Slug: Awakening on iOS, Android, and PC, and game controllers are compatible.
Download link: https://msawk.haoplay.com/kol?fuid=64bits
Get the poster "For Democracy!"!
https://crowdmade.com/collections/64bits/products/64-bits-for-democracy
This is the 13...
Mayhaps I should rip off Still Wakes The Deep for some chaosy alien thing
its a very fun game
the walking sim aspect is done extremely well
the acting/characters are great as well
Yeah it's a great game, I just watched another playthrough of it. Sequel is a bit weird but I still liked it
Yeah
With the spiral thingy
Yeah okay i am thinking of the right thing
Great VAs in that game
The sequel is weird but the main game is really good
legit feels like a 40k plot
also yeah the performances are amazing, especially the plot/lore if you know the political climate of the period the game takes place in etc, tons of stuff
The time period my dad says were the good old days for the UK
I assume most of it is because my dad was a teenager then and finally escaping his shithole home island but still
You sure they don’t eat them?
or worse
The Thatcher orphan alcoholism and poverty combo machine processes them far faster
I wish the Falklands never happened so Cuntcher had even less political upvote points people give her constantly
on the other hand we'd never have 40k
decisions.....
Considering the tories fucked it all up and Blair made labour shillville
Sorta get why people went insane
And now we have evil party and evil nazi party in the running
Fixing the United Kingdoms or having one of the best sci-fi franchises ever....

I'll take 40k and butthurt Argentines the politics were fucked anyways definitely
UK aint worth it
On second thought.....
Fuck the UK
The one remotely justifiable thing that witch did
💀
Leopoldo Galtieri being more insane than her
I do find the idea if the Argentines hadn't invaded they'd probably have the islands very funny, the UK at home did not care about the place
Needs popular support
Yeah honestly lol
Also the 1 dude on the islands who voted to join Argentina bcs he thought it would look bad
Yeah it was stupid all round
I disagree.
💀
LOL reasonable
Destroy Londra.....
Blud not against a UNSC perma member
on a side note this knight of the seven kingdoms show ain't half bad
its peak
Shouldve punched uruguay or something
if you say otherwise its treason
I like Scotland too much, the English parts south of the Avon or whatever it's called drag the whole thing down though
The last 2 were why UK military gear during that time was so shit that they have to get upgraded by other nations to fix everything, From rifle to tanks.
It's a classic
Hmm, what if I combined my not legally distinct Cravers Horatio mix with the still wakes the deep thingy, something to think about as my melatonin kicks in 🤔
Do it.
The best part with the creature in Still Wakes is we literally never learn what it is
its just some ancient horror
Iron Warriors and Red Corsairs are kinda growing more and more on me as time goes on
They're cool and a lovely bunch, small minus point to the IW for annoying larpers

Don't do that to me
too late already doing it
Yeah it's cool and beautiful and just a weird thing
Call me Henrietta Kissinger
Bisexual colours btw

bisexual lovecraftian horror??!?!?!
bro is not wrong
more likely than you think...
I hate mondays bruh
Can the cosmic entity bullshit around another time
This bullshit time dilation making it Thursday
Natural state of being for Dilara

Like smoking, kamikazing is not for my health nor your health.
speaking of
I had a nightmare
I smoked cigarettes

I said I'll have one last one
then didn't, because thats ususally the the precursor to a full on addiction
Gotta love Junji Ito
Uzumaki happened to my buddy Kyle once
I need to get off my ass and finally get the Tomie tattoo RAAAAAAAAAAAH
That one with the cat is the true horror
lul why
I actually have the tomie manga around here
physical
On the subject of manga I'm currently reading this one. Its very cute
The Tomie stories crack me up
Woman exists, horrible things happen
Cuz I want it
woman is present
5head
day is ruined
I had to get my bookstore to hold mine for me 
Not to imply Tomie has ever done anything wrong but there's some steps ya skipped there
Irrelevant
House Stark: winter is coming
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︀︀House Targaryen: i want my sister carnally
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︀︀House Baratheon:
Quoting (NEW PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be (@deershouldnt)
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deercore
House Baratheon is experiencing 4 Katrina-level hurricanes at once. There hasnt been a smile in Storms End since Maris was ragebaiting Aemond
I wanna write stories for my 40k ocs that have been jumbling around in my head for ages but I can't yet 
I need to continue my knight story
literally me
all of my homebrewed stuff is just stuck in my head

So far the only thing I've been able to do is design my homebrew's chapter logo
yo that looks sick
i wanted to make my warband symbol but i suck ass
Ty!
I used an editing program that Dilara recommended to me, its pretty easy to use. I forgot what its called tho
@storm jungle do u remember the name of it?
I was trying to do one in pixlr and just edit some random stuff I found on google but i just thought the end result sucked ass
and i couldnt fucking improve on it
Kapwing iirc?
That's the one! Ty
🫡
Whats the wheel mean
By chance are they nautical
They're a pirate themed loyalist chapter with a large focus on naval combat
And stealing shit from aliens lol
Ty!
np
Chapter Master: Maroonin' Bill
You thought of any character names?
I am also writing them to have a bitter vendetta against Captain Bluddflagg and his crew as well
So far names in Horus Rising the names feel very randomly generated
oH nice
as a pro homebrewer id say have them have a vendetta against a underling of Bluddflag thats about as much of a serious threat
one of the key pitfalls is making homebrew factions be in relation to canon characters
Just the chapter master so far. Korgath Ra'shan
Tag yourself I'm Slippery John
what is that
Fair, I'll look into that. Should be easy to write in
Ty
Stellaris Aquatics Name List 2
hm
The closest you can ever get is "He saw a paper that Guilliman signed once"
I had one like that for my Chapter
they literally just see Guilliman from some balcony on a tower fighting Mortarion
thats it
lmao
NPC tier shit
"LOOK GARY ITS US"
Oh also his pet cat Monty, who lives on the chapter's main fleet ship
My chapters biggest connection is they're an Ultima founding so they technically were sanctioned into existing by Guillimans word but thats it
The planet they accompany is an irrelevant backwater by design
Wasted potential
same for me
they are a BA Chapter literally fucking all the way over on the top northern rim of Segmentum Obscurus
They got chucked onto a planet that could have been great but nobody could ever work together on it long enough so everythings wasted on trying to fuck over other Hives lole
My chapter likes to steal xeno tech and repurpose it into imperial gear, and they have a pact with an explorator fleet to help facilitate this. And no, the inquisition does not know (yet), and both sides intend to keep it that way 

Yeah my chapter master has a necron phase blade converted into a force sword thats also shaped like a typical astartes power sword lol
WILD shit
Maybe I could make it so they have a deal with a high up radical inquisitor or something
Deliberately hiding it as well
🥀
cooked
Its OVER
LORD INQUISITOR
SEND THIS GUY TO THE CONCLAVE'S OFFICE
AND HAVE THEIR CHAPTER EXPELLED
Love when a chapter does some real politik shit with another organization like that
what is happening?
I dunno im eating Lays
BRUH
single brain cell activated
TRUTH NUKE

Its for study purposes, trust 
We're totally cool with the Deathwatch, promise!
I'm a sucker for the Exorcists and the deal they've got with the Plutonians so I like this idea for a chapter too
Ty!
Simply let the inquisitor dip in a little bit and get a piece
I’d like to homebrew some non imperial human content
Is the emperor chair bound?
You see that was more a rhetorical question
As a flippant way to answer your question
The custodes getting the holy duty of doing the emperors passive range of motion exercises
Nuh uh
Wanted to try and write the Ork waaaagh I have planned fighting with Chaos worshippers
Slaanesh worshippers spending years on some art for a ritual? They just bust in and smash it for the laughs
Depends entirely on the Inquisitor
im assuming we are saying bribing with like anything right?
thought more like money but sure. dont think inquisitors really require that though
Money is basically worthless in 40k
unless you are like on some single system/planet lol
Inquisitors care about more prizeful things
Bribing an Inquisitor might take something so valuable it could quickly turn into a curse
I'm ass at this
i feel like putting something in the middle of that ball there but idk what
im also unsure if i like it
looks cool to me
Why not a beckoning hand or something like that?
Not sure what kinda warband you're going for though
replace the side-rods with wings imo
Wings would be good yeah
Maybe bat wings sprouting from the sides of the cross and going upwards?

You think an IW warband inspired by EC Noise Marines could be interesting?
Like they fought alongside EC and the Noise Marines were doing stuff they found interesting with sound
Would they be the traditional IW that cope about totally just using Chaos as a tool or would they be Slaanesh worshippers?
More like they see what the Noise Marines are doing and think “They’re ass, we can do it better”
like this?
lmfao 
ty
idk yet if im making that the warband symbol but i think im using it anyways
maybe as "rank" status
Make their Warcry “Ave Rex” 
i was almost stealing the idea from the Carcharadons to make them have no warcry
just pure silent violence
I hate having a phone mom so fucking much

Trying to think of color schemes and I landed on this
So the symbol could be painted with red and some soldiers using the inverse colors and having the symbol in black
"vet" soldiers or of those using NL gene-seed having the honor of usin the old blue with lightning pattern
3 variations of scheme
It’s 100 pages is a crazy self report lmao
Btw
He's so fucking bad at video games
That a minecraft tournament made a rank just for him and its all the way to the bottom
Called below dirt tier

yeah i can respect the honesty and the self awareness/lack of ego he has
Like man
Tarasha Euten is cooler than Lotarra Sarrin
Straight facts
What's cool about Lotara? A traitor tried to do moral high ground.
Meanwhile, Guillimom literally told Konrad Curze to go to hell
TO HIS FUCKING FACE
Something something URSUS CLAWS
If she is a traitor about how bad the imperium is, I can understasnd. But she is just double down on the worst things while being traitor.
It is quite literally cheaper to buy a gun than ram rn
64gb ram seems fucking insane if its just for games
Which i assume it is since only gamers buy rgb slop
It used to cost around
$200
Often under $250
Like in July of 2025
It increased that fucking much
And now it's nearly 1k
Apparently DDSR 3 ram is doing okay?
But yeah overall everything has gone up and it wont likely ever go back down after this AI shit is over
DDR3 is not doing good neither.
Whats the wildest thing a primarch has ever tanked
Uhh probably Vulkan's "falling into a reactor" IIRC since it obliterated his body
Warhound titan technically ig
Direct Plasma Blast
One big steppy too
with the gun you could simply steal the ram
Psychic nonsense is cheating though
anime girls make for amazing propaganda
Technically its not since the dweeb mongoose the red could never pull ths off
Actually true
Unless you're a chad
yeah and those guys tend to be hyper impressionable idiots as well
just get gojo to say ENLIST IN THE US MILITARY TODAY
Time to bear my word 'til I apostle
i love how marines made helldivers intro for join the marines thing xD
its all because of proots AI
fuck AI
Goodness 💀
What good is lifting a Titan when you're a primarch and I have [Precision] and [Mortal Wounds]
Didn't Sanguinius kill like 2 titans during the siege of terra as well?
and he can fly to the cockpit
he was also a pervert
He basically acknowledges he has plot armor which is the funny bit
as he cannot die before getting to Horus
fucked up 😔
Mortarion threw a Baneblade
Full blown caber tosses it
And some how dragged a stormhawk from the sky with a chain without tearing the stormhawk apart
And somehow still falls for the "let me stab you so you can get in close and stab me" logic twice.
Actual brainlet.
Blood Angels fans when you remind them their legion is a bunch of cannibalistic vampires
My baby fascist boy.... what have they done to you...
That is why I enjoy them
Thats what sold me to them
kill em
red and gold armor makes for an excellent target
mayonnaise reaction
Both my goats in there double win
Peak
IW and BR all day
WB and UM
No no mostly all wrong, the top is blangels and worlters
honourary mention to the WB for Erechad
Can respect the barbarism
Bravens peak because their loyality is questionnable
BR? 
Not since my GOAT Kyras got cooked
Blood Ravens
I for some reason associate World Eaters with those surreal Dilbert animations, do the kids even know of them anymore
Ah
Got me confused cause I was talking about legions and not chapters xd
I was like "space marine... legion... abbreviated to... br..?"
Blood Ravens are tolerable except the annoying memes
Kinda not hard to not meme about them when they have more relics than the chapters they took it from
it's snowing again I'm going to commit genocide
Gameplay =/= Lore
the temperature rises 20 degrees celcius here today
I wish i could have snow
praying they turn out to be Dark Angels successors
so at least the idiot fandom can shut up about the Thousand Suns shit
-21°C -> 0°C
Im fr praying to the four for this rn
Here we fucking go
I like to think it is because its funnier
its really not
"haha they steal stuff"
Most likely tbh
okay, anything else
ye
Not even to the meme I just like the idea of the other chapters being really angry at them for having their stuff
I mean they wouldnt be angry
they would just nuke them
you dont steal from other Chapters lol
in my mind it's more like
"Do not question how loyal blood ravens are"
IIRC you can go follow a heretic route
Yeah but not canon so
It's still possible therefore it exists
I would definitely eat my cat if it happened 😔
Talking about being banned in the helldivers server
A lot of chuds self reporting themselves on twitter from being banned from there
I've seen holocaust jokes ones as well
My favorite part is the crowd in the comments being like
"Wow thats dumb af, stupid ass server"
Yeah god forbid lol
Also then jumping out of nowhere to saying "server bad because its run by furries"
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