#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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shut up

daring creek
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ah so hes bullshitting

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boooo!!!!

storm jungle
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Hes prob not but its annoying.

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Its a meme/joke, HE SHOULD LEARN TO SHUT UP

shadow plover
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If we start accepting AI in memes we might as well accept it in art megachingryn

storm jungle
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people already have like a year ago

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sorry buddy

shadow plover
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If they're weak minded

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And impure souls

shadow plover
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I yap for a just cause

storm jungle
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wait a minute

shadow plover
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I will blow up anyone pro-AI

daring creek
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my ai gf loves me

storm jungle
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we need to hook up Jerk to the matrix

daring creek
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Its legit disturbing people have relationships with these things and pay real money for it too

storm jungle
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I mean they were doing that before AI too

daring creek
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Sorry not legit relationships

storm jungle
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theres this one freak japanese guy who literally married a hatsune miku hologram projector thingy

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id be devastated if i ever spawned such a kid

daring creek
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Yeah its certainly a thing. Doesn't take a lot either. Put a pretty face on it and make it talk

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Not even talking

storm jungle
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theres an entire movie about it HER™ so lol

daring creek
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Just. Face.

storm jungle
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my favorite part is people normalizing this shit

storm jungle
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"Well at least hes happy"

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motherfucker who gives a shit

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😭

daring creek
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Happy

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Uh

storm jungle
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"At least hes happy" should apply to like largely normal hobbies lol

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its something you say to someone who makes fun of someone whos entire hobby is like collecting minerals/rocks or something

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not a fucking non-existant hologram gooner partner

daring creek
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Its also super problematic because these things validate you at every opportunity giving just positive responses

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Either neutral or positive

celest dome
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I'm not excusing it, but isn't it just a symptom to the whole imbalance that the Japanese Society has

storm jungle
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Yeah and its still pathetic

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Japan is cooked

shadow plover
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I had a friend tell me how he has used an AI chatbot as a therapist and how it's better because it won't try to please you with every answer unlike a normal therapist

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like bruh

celest dome
storm jungle
storm jungle
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tbh i hate therapists in general

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but that is fucked up

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lmao

shadow plover
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I almost lost it at that moment but I knew he was in a rough spot so I couldn't just blow up on his face about it

storm jungle
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its the same reaction i have when i see my family talk about ChatGPT and how "useful" it is.

daring creek
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Wait

storm jungle
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meanwhile im like

daring creek
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Your family

storm jungle
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"....you can just google it"

daring creek
vagrant fox
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I've finished the first book of Malazan, back to 40slop 😔 🔫

daring creek
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Convenience

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Fast answers

celest dome
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I don't use Ai stuff on principle 💀
My brother is a fan of it

daring creek
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Don't need to sift through information

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Just

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Get quick answers

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Done

storm jungle
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BUT GOOGLE ALSO DOES THAT

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😭

shadow plover
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There are a very few valid use cases for it but mostly it's just meaningless garbage

daring creek
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U mean w gemini?

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Tbh

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Feels just as bad i wish i could disable it

vagrant fox
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My programming friend uses it to figure out answers quick instead of having to sift through ten million dorks being weird which ig

queen laurel
daring creek
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I would've just looked on lexicanum or whatever

shadow plover
vagrant fox
queen laurel
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The most peak fiction I think people can agree on on 40K is like the infinite and the Divine

daring creek
vagrant fox
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The infinite snooze more like it

daring creek
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Lmao

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The Glazing and the Glazed

shadow plover
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summarizing any novels through AI is very cringe though..

daring creek
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Kek

queen laurel
# daring creek I hear this again and again

It's a genuinely good book it's one of the few people Auto recommend for a reason and if you want to read a necron book it's almost always going to be the one they point you at

storm jungle
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im not gonna waste 10-20 bucks on a book im not gonna like

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40k especially is infamous for pointless novels people buy

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then go

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"Wow that was a waste"

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lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
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i still gotta read it to see if its shit or not lol

daring creek
daring creek
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Evil ass wizard

vagrant fox
daring creek
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Time to read krieg again

storm jungle
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STOP IT

vagrant fox
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I said something good

daring creek
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HAHAHHA

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Ok uhhh...idk! I got just 2 physical 40k books

vagrant fox
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If I have to hear old man yaoi one more time I'll stab someone

daring creek
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Eisenhorn is somewhere

vagrant fox
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Eisensnooze

daring creek
shadow plover
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Wokenor

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Chadquin

daring creek
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I need to get tf off my phone and sleep

storm jungle
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Gayhorn
Virgenor
Sleepyquin

vagrant fox
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I do like that since eisen means iron in german he's "iron" horn
Iron horn for hwat

shadow plover
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Mine was better

daring creek
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Edgelords

vagrant fox
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Speaking of sloppa I think I'll pick up Requiem Infernal

shadow plover
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It's good

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excellent even

vagrant fox
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The Reverie was passable so I'll believe it

storm jungle
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its good if you want a very confusing brainfuck novel that doesnt explain much

vagrant fox
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Since I just finished the first Malazan it's a perfect match

solid horizon
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aw man why is it easier to get original chaos androids than 2nd edition necrons

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people always sell these for billions the model

raven stone
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Lol

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Light early lunch then a 4 hours work training
At least I took some time off for to make a long weekend

vagrant fox
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Wish I had along weekend but at least I'm off at midday tomorrow

crisp heath
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Apparently Saber thought of adding chaos armor into PvE but GW didn't allow it so they just put the decals

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My hate for GW grows stronger by each day

vagrant fox
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that's ok I already have to deal with the lamest chapters

crisp heath
vagrant fox
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mostly salamanders but yeah why not

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Them too

solid horizon
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Abortion the Dice Boiler

crisp heath
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LMFAAO

crisp heath
near wasp
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The mental illness is being a vindicare

crisp heath
near wasp
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Yeah uh

dapper gyro
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Damn, ass ass in gets paid now?

crisp heath
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So they probably either get paid or just get free stuff to live normally

fervent geode
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iirc they just get frozen

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Like in cryostasis until next job

crisp heath
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Eh makes sense

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Preserves their peak physique and mental

fervent geode
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Yeap, kinda like what the T'au would do

crisp heath
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I was going to compare them to uh

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Necron deathmarks

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Kinda

fervent geode
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Yeah sorta

dapper gyro
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Yes, they cryo sleep when they are not active, pretty much all of them. And they only retire by death.

crisp heath
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I always thought assassins separate from eversor just kinda

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Were allowed to have some normal living

fervent geode
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Nah that would waste their lifespan that could be used for killing shit

dapper gyro
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Eversor is more well known in that detail, but it is not limited to them.

fervent geode
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The only one not in cryosleep most the time is the grandmaster of assassins

crisp heath
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I have a question which isnt related to the officio assassinorum

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But uh

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Do dreadnoughts have like
Artificial neuro stuff to make them "feel" stuff on their chassis? Like of they get shot they feel some kind of fake stimulant of "pain" to let them know

dapper gyro
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When you work for such high level of the imperium, you don't have a job or normal life, only duty.

wary fulcrum
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I don’t know about pain, but definitely something to make them aware of it

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Otherwise they can’t return fire

crisp heath
dapper gyro
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Not even death cult assassins, the level below temple assassins, have "normal" life.

crisp heath
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They def feel it but I wanted to know if it would simulate pain or just something that tells them "receiving attacks from here"

fervent geode
fervent geode
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Oh shoot

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How so?

dapper gyro
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It is one of the things that makes being dreadnought a nightmare disguised as a blessing.

fervent geode
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I didnt recall them feeling pain

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iirc their hell was sensory deprivation

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Only WE naughts would still feel the nails biting and leviathans was what i recalled of pain

crisp heath
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Apparently they kind of feel something but also sensory feeds that just show up on his screen

storm jungle
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Assassins dont have normal lives really

fervent geode
storm jungle
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Eversors themselves are just frozen.

fervent geode
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The UM naught from KNF had a similar experience iirc

crisp heath
fervent geode
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Wait the others aren't frozen?

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Damn

storm jungle
storm jungle
crisp heath
crisp heath
storm jungle
fervent geode
fervent geode
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I admit i havent read any assassin material since

crisp heath
fervent geode
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Idk whej even

storm jungle
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very fun and filled with dark comedy and a humorous cast

dapper gyro
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Also, dreadnoughts do yell when there is a mechanical breakdown... So they do feel what can be considered pain.

vagrant fox
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Kingmaker is good, it just needed that cherry on the top

fervent geode
crisp heath
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Not from outside stuff

crisp heath
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And most stuff must be because of uh

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Psychosis due to their already fucked up state

fervent geode
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Like their original body feeling pain if they were in a bad state

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Besides that it isn't really them i guess, just a machine they are hooked up to

dapper gyro
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Would be funny if s dreadnought uses his own bone to decorate his mech.

crisp heath
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That is if there is anything salvageable after the incident that put him in a dreadnought

vagrant fox
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afaik dreadnoughts can feel their chassis, I vaguely recall one feeling his gun loading, but not so much pain except their actual physical bits

languid meadow
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Idk about knights but most likely the same

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Since all 3 are neuro wired into their machines

languid meadow
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mechanicum has a bunch on it

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"Its guns were silent and Cavalerio knew why, feeling the spiking pain of skitarii breaching charges detonating against his engine's leg armour"

fervent geode
opaque coyote
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Ancient Tibetan headsplosion technique.

storm jungle
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He also survived this btw

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because of tibetan monk techniques

outer wave
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The ancient Tibetan "Grow back head" technique

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My friend used it a few times

opaque coyote
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And also that canonically, Bruce also fucking ran away as soon as they're like

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"You have to establish inner peace and tranquilit- why are you running away?"

outer wave
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Dude did NOT want inner peace and tranquility

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What a bastard

opaque coyote
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Tbf the primary reason why is mainly because he doesn't want to spend 20 years meditating

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The secondary reason is because "muh parents"

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Basically, finding inner peace goes against his trauma... and also mission yeah can't forget tha-

outer wave
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He should've meditated more

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He would've been relatively more sane

opaque coyote
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Nah punch criminals

outer wave
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"Joker... I've attained inner peace with myself. I no longer hate you."

opaque coyote
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But yeah the funniest part is that Batman technically isn't even a full tibetan monk

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He basically skipped a huge part of the course

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So he is merely someone who half learned their techniques and just fucked off after he got everything he needed

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...

opaque coyote
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It felt like it would disrespect his dead parents memory

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Because being content would mean that Batman wouldn't be a thing

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He became Batman to sacrifice his own happiness so that others won't have to suffer

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It's also why this rich fuck beating up random criminals is my favorite

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Especially when written well

opaque coyote
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But at least we got

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Bat ass

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I have no idea where the original image is from

hollow lantern
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marvel rivals venom type of design

opaque coyote
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Why do you think Catwoman is always infatuated with Batman

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And finally...

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USA President Election (2249)

opaque coyote
rocky gale
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Why he hitting the sassy trex pose

late verge
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This isnt that unrrealstic

crystal forum
late verge
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I dont have to take this from a furry

crystal forum
late verge
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Wh- y- I- fuck you!!! runs away crying

opaque coyote
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Beastman talking to a guardsman in the regiment he was assigned to

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(circa 40th millennium)

late verge
wary fulcrum
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Best Batman

late verge
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Why is his head so finy

wary fulcrum
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‘You can’t kill people batman!’

‘To be fair, they’re not people they’re roaches’

‘The klan are still people!’

jade holly
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It’s just so far away cause of how much of a fucking mountain he is

daring creek
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What do you think batman smells like

raven stone
# late verge Me rn

...on the one hand I get transformation fiction us a thing, but...

...wut?

jade holly
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Depression

late verge
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Whats transformation fiction

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Irs just an analogy for how i feel

daring creek
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tf fiction

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Oh no

heady rivet
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I knew a mixed girl into racial transformation

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Very odd

daring creek
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Woah woah

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Lmfao

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Thats a new one I never heard of

opaque coyote
# wary fulcrum

Absolute Batman is generally a really good interpretation.

daring creek
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Not too shocking

opaque coyote
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Because despite the over the top themes

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Like even more than usual

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It's still pretty solid writing wise

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Also I know that people love to meme on the white supremacist prequel comic

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And tbf

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Yeah I also like seeing KKK members get their fucking arms broken

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But I also like how it's basically the establishment of his no kill rule

daring creek
opaque coyote
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The priest character doesn't argue that they deserve it. It's just that since Batman has the strength to spare them

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He should

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Because despite them generally being scum of the Earth. He still has somewhat of a responsibility.

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Also let's be fair here

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If you're fighting Absolute Batman

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You're absolutely gonna be in a full body cast

daring creek
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Nah id win

heady rivet
humble shoal
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Ill leave my bm at the animated series

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And Justice league

opaque coyote
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Unless if you're somebody like this

daring creek
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Hmm

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Yeah thats p much what I look like irl

opaque coyote
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In general, I always liked the idea that Batman started off killing but then stopped.

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Because that's sort of how it went in his beginning era

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The first comics basically had him gun down people

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When a criminal dropped in acid for his very first issue, Batman simply says

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"An ending fit for his kind."

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And I like the idea that Batman learns to go from this to his no kill rule

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A violent vigilante to one with restraint

opaque coyote
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It would be a good origin theoretically though.

A casualty of Batman during his more crueler years coming back to haunt him.

It would also make his obsession of him breaking his "no-kill rule" make sense

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Making a take of Batman sounds fun in general

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Because everyone loves a man dressed as a Bat(man) using his tibetan monk powers to beat up homeless people

humble shoal
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I like the comic where batman goes nutso and alfred sets up all of the villains

late verge
late verge
raven stone
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Anyways

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
rocky gale
queen laurel
raven stone
crisp heath
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Ohhh they hate each other NazrinHappi
(Perty and Dorn)

crisp heath
# rocky gale

I can already see them staring face to face saying that and Sanguinius is just watching

shadow plover
last stone
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Lol

vagrant fox
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don't do my blangels dirty like that

opaque coyote
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Perturabo is basically the one taking things way too far

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It is worth mentioning that by Saturnine, Perturabo is actually starting to respect Rogal and even admires him to some degree. Perturbo even admits it himself

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It's fucking hilarious how Perturabo basically went through a whole pokemon rival arc

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While Dorn was like

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"ok"

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Their entire relationship can be summarized with this image

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(Perturabo's picture is made by Helgesonart)

fervent geode
crisp heath
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Trauma that big, with the feeling of being the black sheep who is compared to be the worst version of the golden child hits someone hard

opaque coyote
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Where you begin thinking you're the best at your field

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(Perturabo is building, Vegeta is fighting)

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But then comes this guy who doesn't seem to have a care in the world

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Too blunt, seemingly carefree

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But yet he's better than you

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You try to catch up

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You break your back putting in the effort

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But he outpaces you

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He always outpaces you

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Despite every bit of effort you put in

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You constantly hit a wall

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One that you can never shatter. No amount of soldiers will ever break it. No siege, no strategy, no weapon, no amount of blood will break it. It's an unbreakable wall.

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And it's the fact that HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU.

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You could try going a different path, a different path, a different speciality.

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But it's your speciality

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You're supposed to be good at it right?

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Right???

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RIGHT?????

crisp heath
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Id crash out exactly like Perturabo tbh

opaque coyote
fervent geode
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Perty was always the lesser man lmao

opaque coyote
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But you're a primarch!

fervent geode
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Taking it out on his men

opaque coyote
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You were always better than the others for most of your life!

opaque coyote
fervent geode
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Even on Olympia he was petulant

opaque coyote
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I think the only one that's more spiteful is Angron

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Y'know the guy who struggles to feel anything other than extreme rage?

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And also Konrad Cruze, the guy who thinks torturing people for trying to commit suicide is good law enforcement

fervent geode
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According to his sis he didn't even have a bad dad, Dammekos loved him, tried to be closer to him and he shunned it, btw the sister he later killed

rocky gale
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Typical Imperial Fist cope, Dorn is better in only one aspect

fervent geode
opaque coyote
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Every fuck up was him trying to improve

fervent geode
opaque coyote
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He just failed so miserably that it's harmful

fervent geode
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"GIVE ME YOUR HARDEST AND MOST THANKLESS TASKS"

" RAHHH ALL THIS HRUD SHIT IS HARD AND THANKLESS"

opaque coyote
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I can't hate Magnus because of that.

At least not entirely.

To be fair, I've never let my sons die while crying in my room.

But I have done the latter.

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Crying in my room while shit goes down

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Just not... that severe

fervent geode
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He had fucked Terra

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But still

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Everything outside

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Made it a little less valid

vagrant fox
opaque coyote
# fervent geode He had fucked Terra

Yeah Dilara is gonna kill me for this, but a quote from TTS Magnus is pretty much what I think about his character.

"Ah. YES. Y'know that FEELING when your HOME PLANET IS TORN ASUNDER by a PACK OF SPITEFUL BIGOTS and you live in PAIN AND SUFFERING for TEN THOUSAND YEARS knowing that you COULD have saved it had you not FUCKED UP OVER AND OVER AND OVER-"

vagrant fox
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I'm going to kill you for quoting TTS

opaque coyote
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figurines to paint

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totally

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😭

fervent geode
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Sorry not sorry Exaction Squad heading over now

opaque coyote
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irreversibly fucking up with the best of intentions

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knowing that you literally can do nothing to fix it

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and that you ruined pretty much everything!

vagrant fox
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If Laati finds my old Battle for Macragge terrain pieces I will stay the execution

opaque coyote
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nvm kill me now

fervent geode
vagrant fox
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Everyone fucks up trying to do a good thing I still wouldn't let furries burn down my home this is why Magnus is a L bozo

fervent geode
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Thinking on this

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Crying in his room would only be valid if literally anyone else was attacking

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Bruh why no kill lemon

opaque coyote
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There's other people that need you

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But it is fitting in how pathetic it is

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It's an extreme equivalent of crying in your room

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While you still have responsibilities

winter pine
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Looking good Mrs. Blackheart!

fervent geode
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YES MORE CHAOS XENOS

vagrant fox
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kroq gar is still sexier

raven stone
misty vector
fervent geode
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Primordial truth and all

misty vector
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give chaos xenos a fraction of the attention csm get

rose thorn
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Tbf she isn’t really chaos she is more on the pirate end of the operation

fervent geode
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I can only think of the Laeran, Tarellians, Saruthi and Yu'vath on hand

fervent geode
fervent geode
raven stone
fervent geode
winter pine
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I'm all for more Chaos Xenos, I just find the idea of Huron being married to The Enforcer to be really funny

fervent geode
fervent geode
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This was revealed to me by Valthex

winter pine
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Was partial to the theory that the Ssylth that work for the Drukhari as mercenaries are devolved Laer who escaped the Imperium killing most of their homeworld

winter pine
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Millennia ago, the brutish race fell before the temptations of unbridled excess and quickly became one of the most favored bodyguards of the Dark Eldar.

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Fell to unbridled excess, you say? loregryn

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about as much evidence as I've seen for it but it's enough for me lmao

fervent geode
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Id buy it

arctic talon
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Ngl

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I’d rather the Ssyleth be unrelated

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Also the drukhari don’t usually deal with people who’re chaos tainted

languid meadow
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I mean like

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branching species

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they're pretty damn similar to have at least a common ancestor

arctic talon
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But I don’t think they should be direct descendents of the Laer

fervent geode
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Yeah that's fair enough

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Maybe a distant offshoot from before the Laer fell into outright Slaanesh Worship

languid meadow
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not many snake folk out there

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unless the Laer got their snake like appearance from slaanesh worship

fervent geode
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They did apparently genetically engineer themselves

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So mayhaps

vagrant fox
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Weird cousin species of some sort would be my preference if they were to be related

rose thorn
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Gonna be honest i am biased because I hate chaos xenos

languid meadow
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lmfao I just came across this image

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😭

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the old ass art in the background is awesome

winter pine
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one of the best art pieces from Rogue Trader imo

fervent geode
vagrant fox
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I would like to see more chaos everything, enough with the csm

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Like I don't think that all of the Laer would be interested in like

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Slaanesh stuff

fervent geode
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Maybe some fell into excess

opaque coyote
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Some would've definitely been like

vagrant fox
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CSM are fun, but, I like variety

fervent geode
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But were like the drukhari

opaque coyote
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"Oh yeah that's cool... yeah... I'm gonna... go now "

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"You have fun... doing that."

fervent geode
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"Nahh none of that God of Excess shit"

fervent geode
opaque coyote
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Tbf it makes sense why because like

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We are human

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We relate to a human pov the most

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That's also why people struggle to write aliens that aren't just

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"People with green skin or something"

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But like

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We already have precedent that one Chaos God was birthed from another species

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The Eldar

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We should have more Xenos that worshipped Chaos

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And considering how aliens can be different from us psychologically

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Maybe Chaos God requirements are different for them

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Like depending on what the species counts as violence or excess, etc

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Since, fun fact, for a Knight in the medieval times. Their beard was a sign of their honor and virility.

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Cutting a Knight's beard off was considered similar to castration in how severe an offense it was.

rocky gale
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Cyberstan will burn

opaque coyote
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How would Khorne get skulls for his skull throne if the aliens don't have skulls?

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What if they're worm people or something?

arctic talon
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No skulls

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Only blood

opaque coyote
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Drained

vagrant fox
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Everything is murder, really

opaque coyote
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Similar to a pig

vagrant fox
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hunting is murder is worship

opaque coyote
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Yeah.

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Just that Khorne has some specifics like that

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That would make Chaos Xenos interesting

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Same with the other Gods

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Slaanesh cares about excess, but what would count as excess would be different between races

arctic talon
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Yes

opaque coyote
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That type of stuff

arctic talon
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Yes

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Excess is very different

vagrant fox
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Excess for despicable neutrals would certainly be something

vagrant fox
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idk what a cyberstan is

storm jungle
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hes Stan but a Cyborg

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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no way

storm jungle
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shut up Georgina Bush

rose thorn
vagrant fox
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it's the IRA genes

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

i should make an aos version of this and replace evil with hope and chud with racist

opaque coyote
#

Oh yeah also just a cool animation I found

vagrant fox
#

Mayhaps I should rip off Still Wakes The Deep for some chaosy alien thing

storm jungle
#

its a very fun game

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the walking sim aspect is done extremely well

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the acting/characters are great as well

arctic talon
#

Is still wakes the deep the oil rig one

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Wait no

vagrant fox
#

Yeah it's a great game, I just watched another playthrough of it. Sequel is a bit weird but I still liked it

#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

Oh huh

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My bad

vagrant fox
#

With the spiral thingy

arctic talon
#

Yeah okay i am thinking of the right thing

vagrant fox
#

Great VAs in that game

storm jungle
#

The sequel is weird but the main game is really good

#

legit feels like a 40k plot

#

also yeah the performances are amazing, especially the plot/lore if you know the political climate of the period the game takes place in etc, tons of stuff

crisp heath
vagrant fox
#

The time period my dad says were the good old days for the UK

storm jungle
#

LMFAO

#

glad to see nothing has changed

spring cairn
#

the we evil party

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1 vote 4 us is 1 orphan crushed

crisp heath
#

"The "lion who eats peoples faces off" party was surely the bestest party ever!"

vagrant fox
#

I assume most of it is because my dad was a teenager then and finally escaping his shithole home island but still

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

or worse

vagrant fox
#

The Thatcher orphan alcoholism and poverty combo machine processes them far faster

storm jungle
#

I wish the Falklands never happened so Cuntcher had even less political upvote points people give her constantly

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on the other hand we'd never have 40k

#

decisions.....

fervent geode
#

Considering the tories fucked it all up and Blair made labour shillville

#

Sorta get why people went insane

fervent geode
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

I'll take 40k and butthurt Argentines the politics were fucked anyways definitely

crisp heath
arctic talon
#

💀

crisp heath
fervent geode
#

Leopoldo Galtieri being more insane than her

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

Failing dictatorship

vagrant fox
#

I do find the idea if the Argentines hadn't invaded they'd probably have the islands very funny, the UK at home did not care about the place

arctic talon
#

Needs popular support

arctic talon
#

Also the 1 dude on the islands who voted to join Argentina bcs he thought it would look bad

fervent geode
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

💀

storm jungle
#

Only because the UK should lose

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

Destroy Londra.....

fervent geode
vagrant fox
#

on a side note this knight of the seven kingdoms show ain't half bad

storm jungle
#

its peak

fervent geode
#

Shouldve punched uruguay or something

storm jungle
#

if you say otherwise its treason

vagrant fox
#

I like Scotland too much, the English parts south of the Avon or whatever it's called drag the whole thing down though

dapper gyro
vagrant fox
#

It's a classic

#

Hmm, what if I combined my not legally distinct Cravers Horatio mix with the still wakes the deep thingy, something to think about as my melatonin kicks in 🤔

storm jungle
#

Do it.

#

The best part with the creature in Still Wakes is we literally never learn what it is

#

its just some ancient horror

crisp heath
#

Iron Warriors and Red Corsairs are kinda growing more and more on me as time goes on

vagrant fox
#

They're cool and a lovely bunch, small minus point to the IW for annoying larpers

vagrant fox
#

Don't do that to me

crisp heath
#

too late already doing it

vagrant fox
rocky gale
vagrant fox
#

Bisexual colours btw

storm jungle
crisp heath
#

bisexual lovecraftian horror??!?!?!

storm jungle
#

bro is not wrong

crisp heath
#

more likely than you think...

daring creek
#

Can the cosmic entity bullshit around another time

dapper gyro
#

I wish that those cosmic entities are real.

#

I was rewatching Doctor Who.

heady rivet
proper aspen
#

Dilara is being mean

storm jungle
#

🫡

vagrant fox
#

Natural state of being for Dilara

storm jungle
dapper gyro
#

Like smoking, kamikazing is not for my health nor your health.

daring creek
#

speaking of

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I had a nightmare

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I smoked cigarettes

#

I said I'll have one last one

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then didn't, because thats ususally the the precursor to a full on addiction

heady rivet
daring creek
#

oh

#

ito

#

lmao

outer wave
#

Gotta love Junji Ito

heady rivet
#

Uzumaki happened to my buddy Kyle once

daring creek
#

Yeah I loved Uzumaki

#

I think it was my first manga horror

heady rivet
#

I need to get off my ass and finally get the Tomie tattoo RAAAAAAAAAAAH

vagrant fox
#

That one with the cat is the true horror

daring creek
#

I actually have the tomie manga around here

#

physical

lament shoal
#

On the subject of manga I'm currently reading this one. Its very cute

vagrant fox
#

The Tomie stories crack me up
Woman exists, horrible things happen

heady rivet
daring creek
#

woman is present

heady rivet
#

5head

daring creek
#

day is ruined

heady rivet
heady rivet
vagrant fox
#

Irrelevant

heady rivet
#

Jason Vorhees and Tomie Kawakami power couple

languid meadow
heady rivet
lament shoal
#

I wanna write stories for my 40k ocs that have been jumbling around in my head for ages but I can't yet angymorrow

near wasp
#

I need to continue my knight story

crisp heath
#

all of my homebrewed stuff is just stuck in my head

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

i wanted to make my warband symbol but i suck ass

lament shoal
#

Ty!

lament shoal
#

@storm jungle do u remember the name of it?

crisp heath
#

and i couldnt fucking improve on it

storm jungle
lament shoal
storm jungle
#

🫡

heady rivet
lament shoal
#

And stealing shit from aliens lol

daring creek
#

Thought so

#

very nice

lament shoal
#

Ty!

daring creek
#

np

heady rivet
daring creek
#

You thought of any character names?

lament shoal
#

I am also writing them to have a bitter vendetta against Captain Bluddflagg and his crew as well

daring creek
#

So far names in Horus Rising the names feel very randomly generated

storm jungle
#

one of the key pitfalls is making homebrew factions be in relation to canon characters

lament shoal
storm jungle
#

it makes the universe feel too small

#

but again up to you tho KEKW_ogryn

heady rivet
#

Tag yourself I'm Slippery John

daring creek
#

what is that

lament shoal
#

Ty

heady rivet
daring creek
#

hm

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

I had one like that for my Chapter

#

they literally just see Guilliman from some balcony on a tower fighting Mortarion

#

thats it

#

lmao

#

NPC tier shit

#

"LOOK GARY ITS US"

lament shoal
heady rivet
#

The planet they accompany is an irrelevant backwater by design

#

Wasted potential

storm jungle
#

same for me

#

they are a BA Chapter literally fucking all the way over on the top northern rim of Segmentum Obscurus

heady rivet
#

They got chucked onto a planet that could have been great but nobody could ever work together on it long enough so everythings wasted on trying to fuck over other Hives lole

lament shoal
near wasp
#

Your gonna get obliterated from orbit so fast

#

Unless you bribe an inquistor

lament shoal
#

Yeah my chapter master has a necron phase blade converted into a force sword thats also shaped like a typical astartes power sword lol

daring creek
#

WILD shit

lament shoal
daring creek
#

🥀

#

cooked

heady rivet
#

Its OVER

storm jungle
#

LORD INQUISITOR

#

SEND THIS GUY TO THE CONCLAVE'S OFFICE

#

AND HAVE THEIR CHAPTER EXPELLED

winter pine
#

Love when a chapter does some real politik shit with another organization like that

plush mason
#

what is happening?

storm jungle
#

I dunno im eating Lays

storm jungle
#

BRUH

lament shoal
#

TRUTH NUKE

daring creek
storm jungle
lament shoal
winter pine
#

I'm a sucker for the Exorcists and the deal they've got with the Plutonians so I like this idea for a chapter too

lament shoal
#

Ty!

tough haven
#

Simply let the inquisitor dip in a little bit and get a piece

#

I’d like to homebrew some non imperial human content

daring creek
#

now that I think about it

#

have inquisitors been bribed

tough haven
#

Is the emperor chair bound?

daring creek
#

no

#

he gets up regularly to stretch and do cardio

tough haven
#

You see that was more a rhetorical question

#

As a flippant way to answer your question

daring creek
#

im aware, im also answering ur question correctly

#

bc i saw

tough haven
tough haven
winter pine
#

Wanted to try and write the Ork waaaagh I have planned fighting with Chaos worshippers

#

Slaanesh worshippers spending years on some art for a ritual? They just bust in and smash it for the laughs

storm jungle
#

im assuming we are saying bribing with like anything right?

daring creek
#

thought more like money but sure. dont think inquisitors really require that though

storm jungle
#

Money is basically worthless in 40k

#

unless you are like on some single system/planet lol

#

Inquisitors care about more prizeful things

tough haven
#

A artifact that prints money

#

2008 inkjet printer

#

Valuable archeotech

winter pine
#

Bribing an Inquisitor might take something so valuable it could quickly turn into a curse

crisp heath
#

I'm ass at this
i feel like putting something in the middle of that ball there but idk what

#

im also unsure if i like it

daring creek
#

looks cool to me

crisp heath
#

yeah but idk if it would be the symbol for my warband

outer wave
#

Not sure what kinda warband you're going for though

crisp heath
#

Chaos undivided warband which oigins are from Night Lords

storm jungle
outer wave
#

Wings would be good yeah

#

Maybe bat wings sprouting from the sides of the cross and going upwards?

crisp heath
jade holly
#

Maybe bat ears on the skull?

#

Too much?

daring creek
#

sounds fitting for chaos

#

makes me think of nightlords though

jade holly
#

You think an IW warband inspired by EC Noise Marines could be interesting?

#

Like they fought alongside EC and the Noise Marines were doing stuff they found interesting with sound

winter pine
#

Would they be the traditional IW that cope about totally just using Chaos as a tool or would they be Slaanesh worshippers?

jade holly
crisp heath
jade holly
#

Jk it’s sick as Hell

crisp heath
#

ty

#

idk yet if im making that the warband symbol but i think im using it anyways

#

maybe as "rank" status

jade holly
#

Make their Warcry “Ave Rex” chadgryn

crisp heath
#

i was almost stealing the idea from the Carcharadons to make them have no warcry

#

just pure silent violence

jade holly
#

Smh mine would be a funny in-joke tho

#

it’s just Hail to the King in Latin

crisp heath
#

lmfao

#

idk how ill make their color scheme tbh

daring creek
#

I hate having a phone mom so fucking much

storm jungle
crisp heath
#

Trying to think of color schemes and I landed on this

#

So the symbol could be painted with red and some soldiers using the inverse colors and having the symbol in black
"vet" soldiers or of those using NL gene-seed having the honor of usin the old blue with lightning pattern

crisp heath
#

3 variations of scheme

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

It’s 100 pages is a crazy self report lmao

crisp heath
#

He's so fucking bad at video games

#

That a minecraft tournament made a rank just for him and its all the way to the bottom

#

Called below dirt tier

tough haven
#

I appreciate his willingness to be vulnerable

#

that is true strength

plush mason
#

yeah i can respect the honesty and the self awareness/lack of ego he has

languid meadow
#

He's also 100% right

#

Just suck dude nothing wrong with it

plush mason
#

he is

#

fuck this bullshit preformative at all costs culture we have

tough haven
#

Real

#

People fuck up

#

fuck up with grace

crisp heath
gusty mulch
#

Tarasha Euten is cooler than Lotarra Sarrin

fervent geode
#

Straight facts

dapper gyro
#

What's cool about Lotara? A traitor tried to do moral high ground.

gusty mulch
#

TO HIS FUCKING FACE

fervent geode
dapper gyro
opaque coyote
#

It is quite literally cheaper to buy a gun than ram rn

surreal nest
#

64gb ram seems fucking insane if its just for games

#

Which i assume it is since only gamers buy rgb slop

opaque coyote
#

$200

#

Often under $250

#

Like in July of 2025

#

It increased that fucking much

#

And now it's nearly 1k

outer wave
#

Apparently DDSR 3 ram is doing okay?

#

But yeah overall everything has gone up and it wont likely ever go back down after this AI shit is over

dapper gyro
#

DDR3 is not doing good neither.

daring creek
#

wow.

#

that blows

dusky beacon
#

Whats the wildest thing a primarch has ever tanked

outer wave
#

Uhh probably Vulkan's "falling into a reactor" IIRC since it obliterated his body

dusky beacon
#

Vulkan dosent count lol

#

Hes a Perpetual

vagrant fox
#

Warhound titan technically ig

dapper gyro
#

Perpetual is not immune to damage.

#

Vulkan is quite durable all thing considered.

fervent geode
vagrant fox
#

One big steppy too

fervent geode
#

Then he hurled a broken rock towards its cockpit and knocked it over

#

Based

jolly summit
vagrant fox
daring creek
fervent geode
vagrant fox
#

Actually true

vagrant fox
daring creek
#

yeah and those guys tend to be hyper impressionable idiots as well

#

just get gojo to say ENLIST IN THE US MILITARY TODAY

opaque coyote
#

Reposting this

#

Because why not

vagrant fox
#

Time to bear my word 'til I apostle

foggy estuary
foggy estuary
#

fuck AI

last stone
#

Didn't angron 1v1 a titan?

#

Or benchpress one

celest dome
solid horizon
#

What good is lifting a Titan when you're a primarch and I have [Precision] and [Mortal Wounds]

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

Yeah but plot armor

#

also loyalist

shadow plover
#

and he can fly to the cockpit

crisp heath
vagrant fox
#

he was also a pervert

daring creek
#

Loyalist = bad

#

This is truth

storm jungle
# crisp heath

He basically acknowledges he has plot armor which is the funny bit

#

as he cannot die before getting to Horus

#

fucked up 😔

wary fulcrum
#

Mortarion threw a Baneblade

Full blown caber tosses it

#

And some how dragged a stormhawk from the sky with a chain without tearing the stormhawk apart

daring creek
storm jungle
#

And somehow still falls for the "let me stab you so you can get in close and stab me" logic twice.

#

Actual brainlet.

crisp heath
solid horizon
#

Blood Angels fans when you remind them their legion is a bunch of cannibalistic vampires

crisp heath
crisp heath
#

Thats what sold me to them

solid horizon
#

red and gold armor makes for an excellent target

solid horizon
crisp heath
fervent geode
crisp heath
#

My top 3 legions are NL, BA and IW

solid horizon
#

IW and BR all day

fervent geode
#

WB and UMthumbsup_ogryn

vagrant fox
#

No no mostly all wrong, the top is blangels and worlters

#

honourary mention to the WB for Erechad

fervent geode
solid horizon
#

Bravens peak because their loyality is questionnable

crisp heath
fervent geode
#

Not since my GOAT Kyras got cooked

solid horizon
vagrant fox
#

I for some reason associate World Eaters with those surreal Dilbert animations, do the kids even know of them anymore

crisp heath
solid horizon
#

yes but still

#

only chudmarines I accept

crisp heath
#

I was like "space marine... legion... abbreviated to... br..?"

vagrant fox
#

Blood Ravens are tolerable except the annoying memes

solid horizon
crisp heath
vagrant fox
#

it's snowing again I'm going to commit genocide

crisp heath
#

They have 10+ space wolf relics

shadow plover
#

the temperature rises 20 degrees celcius here today

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

praying they turn out to be Dark Angels successors

#

so at least the idiot fandom can shut up about the Thousand Suns shit

shadow plover
#

-21°C -> 0°C

fervent geode
shadow plover
#

Here we fucking go

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

"haha they steal stuff"

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

okay, anything else

storm jungle
crisp heath
storm jungle
#

they would just nuke them

#

you dont steal from other Chapters lol

solid horizon
#

"Do not question how loyal blood ravens are"

#

IIRC you can go follow a heretic route

crisp heath
#

Of course

storm jungle
#

Yeah but not canon so

crisp heath
solid horizon
#

It's still possible therefore it exists

storm jungle
#

I mean no

#

but sure

storm jungle
solid horizon
#

Someone here doesn't sound too fond of heretic blood ravens

#

cowards die in shame

storm jungle
#

I would definitely eat my cat if it happened 😔

crisp heath
# storm jungle

Talking about being banned in the helldivers server
A lot of chuds self reporting themselves on twitter from being banned from there

crisp heath
#

For saying

#

Very atrocious stuff

storm jungle
#

"I wanna sexually assault a cyborg"

#

??????

crisp heath
#

I've seen holocaust jokes ones as well

storm jungle
#

My favorite part is the crowd in the comments being like

#

"Wow thats dumb af, stupid ass server"

#

Yeah god forbid lol

storm jungle
#

😭