40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

lets be real here

[celest cedar]

Chris Chan is Dinosaur tier history

[limpid granite]

somehow he hasnt improved his gaming skills at all

[heady rivet]

I'm waiting for his death bed where he admits it was the greatist bit of all time. The other day he had to ask chat how you eat a cookie. He genuinely asked "You just bite it?" He is like 42

[limpid granite]

at some point youd think hes doing a bit

but no hes genuinely bad at games

[storm jungle]

Im gonna be frank

Phil is the type to like

Die in his apartment

and for no one to notice it for 2 weeks

as his corpse just starts to smell

he literally has no one left in his life

its genuinely depressing

[celest cedar]

twomad was 3 days into OW2 before anyone noticed 😭

[crisp heath]

Oh yeah people would call about smell, not even a wellness check

[heady rivet]

My friends and I have said if Phil got swatted his last act would be crawling through the hail of gunfire to end stream and upload the vod so he can get ad revenue

[storm jungle]

YEP

Like thats the thing his following itself (even the people who hatewatch him off of other youtubers) is very small

hes just a non-entity/internet joke

[arctic talon]

do you think his soul is still trapped in OW2

or did it get freed after it got renamed

[celest cedar]

the torment nexus got him Nagash style

[crisp heath]

Fucked up shit is that people might've called wellness check on him not because they were worried for him but because he actually had a gun and violent tendencies to do something so they called to check on him to see if he didnt do something bad

[heady rivet]

His ass is stuck in purgatory with Tracer and she's doing the voice lines. He strangles her to end it but she always comes back. She always comes back.

[arctic talon]

so he's the test dummy

in the range

is what I'm hearing

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[crisp heath]

I think his soul is still stuck there

[celest cedar]

yeah

[heady rivet]

He's being freed like Sadako in The Ring

https://tenor.com/view/the-ring-monster-tv-crawl-gif-9321797

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/twomad-twomad-overwatch-fent-twomad-overwatch-2-twomad-twomad-5-days-gif-3885035910249248965

[arctic talon]

God

I'd say its sad to go like that but the dude was kind of an asshole

so I'll say its neutral to go that way lol

[crisp heath]

Kind of an asshole? Bitch Jameskii exposed him he was a pedophile and a rapist

[arctic talon]

oh

[crisp heath]

AND he had a gun and threatned to kill people

[arctic talon]

lmao

yeah nvm

rot in overwatch purgatory forever

[storm jungle]

yeah uh theres a reason his death went unnoticed for like hours lol

[crisp heath]

btw

apparently

Twomad planned to go out after killing people

so

him dying by fent was the best outcome

[heady rivet]

Do you think anyone yelled at him for being AFK before he got kicked from the match

[arctic talon]

yes

absolutelyt

he was playing ranked

[crisp heath]

he was like 0/21 too i bet they were fuming

[celest cedar]

TIL

[arctic talon]

have you met the average overwatch ranked player

[celest cedar]

hetslop is a word

[arctic talon]

I HAVE

[celest cedar]

wtf is hetslop 😭

[arctic talon]

heterosexual slop

smh

[crisp heath]

heteroslop if i had to guess

like

[arctic talon]

(any affix) + slop

[crisp heath]

90% of straight romantic relationships in media

[arctic talon]

exists

[crisp heath]

because theyre pretty ass

[celest cedar]

oh so

its continuing the trend of calling anything you dont like slop

[crisp heath]

yes

this is qualityslop

[storm jungle]

sloppa

[crisp heath]

[heady rivet]

You only like it because its good

[storm jungle]

AINT NO WAY BRUH

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bbbb-bunny-smack-bunny-bunny-butt-gif-25203716

[crisp heath]

lmfaao

[crisp heath]

he got more cake than me

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-going-to-beat-you-to-death-cat-mr-potato-mr-potato-cat-esmbot-gif-22848174

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rivulet-gif-9220398039228545942

[crisp heath]

is it supposed to be copying that horror movie scene of the girl crying to the camera getting dragged

https://tenor.com/bKPvJ.gif

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-run-rec-komaeda-nagito-gif-17442949351923194252

Why is this the only Rec gif

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-pick-hamster-pick-hamster-steal-steal-gif-17667072809936434307

[crisp heath]

legit the only scene i remember from that

[heady rivet]

Okay nvvm fuck my chud life

[arctic talon]

bcs they replaced the old gif search

[crisp heath]

yours is funnier

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/cYIg7Ab45Q9.gif

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283101573274144899/1473732471714611355/m2-res_480p.mp4?ex=699747d1&is=6995f651&hm=0f23907f748fbb0c3b24ffb75d46d7de3878b153b496b9a10c6b15d5f4392fba&

this sucks so bad

this is worse than anything in the jeffrey files

[daring creek]

Does anyone wanna see an orangutan drive a golf cart

oops

rong video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ_0ImDYrPY

Shes so talented

[vagrant fox]

https://youtu.be/od_PmtmMDV0

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos

Me driving to the store frfr

[winter pine]

https://youtu.be/DJsn1QivbKM

[lament shoal]

My jokaero friend on his way to meet me at the bar for some drinks:

[storm jungle]

I feel like if you buy this even as a joke you should be beaten on the street with sticks.

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-truth-nuke-truth-nuke-spiderman-3-truth-nuke-gif-9807931138791679499

[vagrant fox]

I'd prefer a harsher punishment but something like that

[storm jungle]

0KSF0KSDF

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290864972559548416/1451881079718940763/darktide_truth.gif

[storm jungle]

🫵

[sacred ginkgo]

I keep watching this when I see it and he looks so sad

Expression of utter despair

[crisp heath]

yeah because he knows its his side who did all of that but hes gotta keep the character going

[rose thorn]

"maybe is hould try metaphor! let me see how largeit is"

[arctic talon]

Atlus does not understand size optimization

They do understand how to make a game run well

But their games are always fat fucks

[sacred ginkgo]

Its worth it

[heady rivet]

Western game dev has been here...

[arctic talon]

Atlus is Japanese game dev

💀

[heady rivet]

Oh whoops

I will correct this mistake

[arctic talon]

Anyways play metaphor Refantazio

It’s got the excellent message of racism bad and the average person is easily manipulated by authority

And also you should kill all unironic social Darwinist’s

What did ATLUS mean by this

[heady rivet]

Would rather see blood in my stool

[rose thorn]

fine ill uninstall fallout 76,,,,,

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

i ttired to find a way to get hte storeage but i couldnt lol

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/uejp3hRTJJE?si=8-DFWWLL09R8F_d0

Luger AK47

Luger M4

[rose thorn]

wait my laptop has na SD slot?

[solid horizon]

I want to say that to every knight spammer

[opaque coyote]

Luger M1 Carbine

Luger98k

[solid horizon]

knight spam removes fun from games, even it's on your side

[rose thorn]

what... could i use the sd slot for?

[opaque coyote]

There's two more lugers

In the video

One is a mini Luger

[arctic talon]

For storage

For downloading stuff

For uploading stuff

[rose thorn]

hmmmmm

i can store anything on it?

[opaque coyote]

The other is a Hybrid .22 Pistol Luger for Hunting

Why did he do this

[winter pine]

omg the silenced .22 pistol from NV in real life???

[rose thorn]

hmm

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but no integrated silencer

[arctic talon]

Yeah but I wouldn’t recommend downloading a game onto it

[opaque coyote]

So it's just the .22 pistol

[arctic talon]

Might not have the same data transfer rate you want

[rose thorn]

damn

[opaque coyote]

It's mainly for storing things like

Homework

"Homework"

Art

[winter pine]

yeah don't put a game on the SD card, the read and write will wear that down really quickly

[opaque coyote]

Etc.

Maybe some home videos

Generally for storage of media rather than for use to play video games

[rose thorn]

cant play gta 5 on my sd card whats even hte POINT anymore smh...

[opaque coyote]

I mean you can

It'd just wear out the SD card

[arctic talon]

^

[opaque coyote]

Also might be slow as shit

[arctic talon]

It’s possible

Just don’t expect much

[rose thorn]

i just assumed it was a flat SSD

[opaque coyote]

Would be useful for some uhh

Transfer of goods from your pirate journey

To other swashbucklers irl

[rose thorn]

who the fuck is buying pirated shit on a SD card anymore what year is it 2012?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

3DS moment

[rose thorn]

truth nuke

wait the ds cards are just, ssd cards?

i eman

sd cards?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Yes

[rose thorn]

huh

crazy

[opaque coyote]

I mean I think the 3ds outright uses SD for storage

[rocky gale]

A Super Star Destroyer???

[rose thorn]

aw fuck

i should have oden this while i was in calss

[young pecan]

What are probably the biggest Tau/Imperium lore collabs we got so far?

[celest cedar]

how many does this bad boy can hold a population

[arctic talon]

Against hive fleet kraken or leviathan they had a big one

They turned on each other afterwards

[young pecan]

To be expected

Was it a mutual turning or did Imperium slap first

[arctic talon]

Both, they’ had already agreed to resume killing each other if they survived the nids lol

[young pecan]

[arctic talon]

The tau won bcs they got actual reinforcements

Yet another Tau’va W

[young pecan]

"I can't believe I'm going to die beside a bunch of elves"
"What about standing beside friends?"
"No"

[opaque coyote]

#1 rifle I want in stalker:

https://youtu.be/WE0V8YFHWG0?si=A-VEmWkT-Q82aLce

This fucking thing

[young pecan]

This fucking thong

[opaque coyote]

Same thong

[rocky gale]

279,144 crew

[opaque coyote]

But honestly this wouldn't be impossible to add because Stalker generally uses a some experimental weapons in its arsenal that were originally like

Prototypes or rare

If I had a nickel for the numbers of times a game mainly had their arsenal be based off of rare or prototype weapons

[rocky gale]

280,734 including gunners and then 38,000 troops as well

So uhhh a lot

[opaque coyote]

I would have 3

(at least for those I played)

Cruelty Squad, STALKER, and Cyberpunk

[rocky gale]

So around 300 thousand

[opaque coyote]

Apparently the first Death Star held like 1.7 million soldiers + 400k droids + 250k civilians

Or was it the second?

[rocky gale]

Yea the Rebels don't talk about the 250k civilians

[opaque coyote]

No yeah it was the first

[rocky gale]

What about the poor innocent baristas working at the coffee shops on the Death Star

[opaque coyote]

The second wasn't finished

But it would've had a similar population likely

[opaque coyote]

Honestly most were probably contractors

So construct workers

[scenic bolt]

with how secretive the project was they knew what was what if they worked there

[opaque coyote]

Probably not considering how big the fucking thing is

[rocky gale]

With how secretive it was, even the people there probably didn't know what it fully was

[opaque coyote]

At least not until it demonstrated

[rocky gale]

They'd just be told it was a new mobile Space Station

[opaque coyote]

Tbf that wasn't

untrue

It just happened to have a giant death laser

[heady rivet]

The funniest bit of Star Wars lore is Tarkin wasnt supposed to blow up Alderaan he didbt have permission. That was a founding member of the republic going back millenia

Palpatine had a "HE DID WHAT" moment

[opaque coyote]

I mean that singlehandedly increased the rebellion since it had the opposite reaction of what Tarkin wanted

Instead of everybody being scared into compliance

It made people think

"Oh shit what if we're next??"

[rocky gale]

"He blew up the fucking pacifist planet who's main export was culture? Does this guy not understand optics in the slightest"

[heady rivet]

Imagine Hegseth nuked Philly and didnt ask permission beforehand

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I bet Alderann would've had a crack down eventually

But not "blow up the fucking planet" levels

Just some mild oppression™

[rocky gale]

Yea but crackdowns can be handled by Imperial Spin Doctors

[opaque coyote]

Some executions here and there

Not blow up the entire civilian population

[rocky gale]

Blowing up a seemingly compliant world is unspinnable

[opaque coyote]

Dictators basically have a tight rope to walk on

Can't be too totalitarian otherwise people will think you're too much of a danger

Can't be too lenient or people will be questioning why they can't just have a less shit form of government

And no dictator has ever successfully walked it

[rocky gale]

Surely quite a few have

[opaque coyote]

Emphasis on dictator. Kings obviously have

[rocky gale]

Any that managed to live long enough to die from old age or sickness rather than being assassinated or overthrown

Like uhh the Kim's

[opaque coyote]

Yeah true

The Kims are successful

Somewhat

Probably because of the nukes tbh

Prevents outside interference

[heady rivet]

Alderaan was also seen as like, the planet that was always the most pro-Republic and always held the values the Republic strived for and stuff so Tarkin basically nuked a whole planet of east coast upper middle class yuppies. So please imagine Leia with the same cadence as John Fitzgerald Kennedy

[opaque coyote]

Sure they aren't good enough to blow up like

A city in the USA.

But they definitely can vaporize nearby countries

[opaque coyote]

actually that explains even more why Tarkin blew it up

He basically has the attitude of a boomer

"I FUCKING HATE HIPPIES"

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-deathstar-beam-gif-21747596

[rocky gale]

Like Kim Il-Sung lived to be 82 and died of a heart attack, Kim Jong-Il lived until 70 and died of a heart attack. They've got a streak going.

[heady rivet]

Palpatine expected him to blow up some backwater that was public enough to show off

[opaque coyote]

Yeah true.

Although I'm not sure if someone like Stalin counts

[heady rivet]

Kim Jong-un is a girl dad

[opaque coyote]

Because he did die of a stroke

But like

He died shitting himself

With everybody too scared to help him

And if he got medical attention early, he probably wouldn't have died

[rocky gale]

So like if they keep the trend going Un has another 30-40 years before having a heart attack.

[opaque coyote]

Also he began a second purge of doctors

So there was also a lack of doctors to help

[opaque coyote]

If there was such thing as karma, this is an example of it

Like legit they had to travel far just to get a doctor

[heady rivet]

According to Kruschev and Malenkov he was planning a holocaust-level purge against Jews. The "Cosmopolitan purges". He basically started repeating word for word what Hitler said because he was buttmad the Israelis didnt flip communist

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and the first target were doctors

Who were mainly jewish

And right about then...

He got a stroke

If Karma exists, that would an example

[crisp heath]

I sawa girl on Instagram who's printing a supposed "real life size" Horus with a 3d printer and either it didn't for me how big he is or if its exxagerated as fuck

[opaque coyote]

Due to him starting a second purge, it took 20ish hours to find a doctor

That they could "voluntold" to help Stalin

Ofc by then the doctor told them basically "Yeah he's fucking dead."

[rocky gale]

It's his Chaos super enhanced height, she's printing.

He's like around 3m normally, but pretty sure he's like 4m when he's on the juice

[crisp heath]

Like this gotta be exaggerated right

[heady rivet]

He was hoping Israel would flip red because Socialist Zionism was pretty popular, Nazism and the holocaust being fled from, and he tried to compete with the west for supporting the Nakba. Then they flipped to the West and he started claiming everyone Jewish was a zionist plant

[heady rivet]

Aint no way

[crisp heath]

[heady rivet]

I refuse to believe

[crisp heath]

bro go to 0:20

look at the fucking full size hes supposed to be

[opaque coyote]

Apparently the primarchs were around

12-15 ft tall?

[crisp heath]

hows that in not dumb measurement

[opaque coyote]

3.6 meters to 4.6 meters

[heady rivet]

Oh nuh the fuck uh

[rocky gale]

Like they're fucking huge

[opaque coyote]

Although some descriptions had them just a bit under 3 meters?

[crisp heath]

jesus fucking christ

I'm bad with numbers and trying to create mental images I DID NOT EXPECT them to be that fucking tall

[heady rivet]

Depends on the Primarch. I think Angron was "only" 9 foot?

[crisp heath]

I always look at numbers and go "oh ok that big" but if you give me an example its like
"oh... theyre... big"

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the primarchs were varied

Magnus was the tallest apparently

Totally not due to biomancy

[crisp heath]

couldnt he like

[opaque coyote]

[crisp heath]

just change his size

with his psyker powers

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and like I said earlier

Probably due to biomancy

But it isn't confirmed

[rocky gale]

Also really makes you think how imposing of a figure Sanguinius would be, being like 3m tall and then having giant ass wings making him loom even larger

[opaque coyote]

Here are two examples I found.

Lorgar looked magnificent, near three metres tall and clad in custom-made purplish-grey robes that shimmered with silken threads, a halo of gold fixed about his brow. Ostentation that he was not proud to bear but was demanded of him by custom and the expectations of the masses. On the far side stood Archdeacon Kor Phaeron, as malignant and destructive as the day Nairo had first met him, but safe within the shadow of his adoptive son.

- Bearer of the Word

The Lion was a truly imposing physical specimen. A giant, standing at a little under three metres tall, it was impossible to escape the suspicion that he had been cut from a broader canvas than the majority of men. His body was perfectly proportioned and entirely in scale with his height. He was powerfully built, lithe yet muscular.

- Descent of Angels

Both being before their rediscovery, if that matters.

[crisp heath]

And then just getting to see him being manhandled by Horus

[opaque coyote]

Horus also had chaos juice pumping him up

He's often depicted to be the height of the Emperor

[crisp heath]

damn

[opaque coyote]

Who is bigger and taller than the primarchs

Apparently he is usually roughly 14 feet tall.

Or 4.3 meters.

But obviously grows and shrinks depending on his disguise

Or even how he's feeling

Which honestly would be fun to see

Like the Emperor being despondent has him shrink somewhat

I think it's mentioned that him being angry has him grow in size?

Could be wrong though

Although apparently if you're a Sister of Silence or a blank in general, he's actually 1.8 meters tall

Or 5 foot 10 inches

Given that he was born in ancient human times, that's actually tall

For reference, 2000 years ago, the average height was 168 cm for male (5'6")

10k years actually had a male be at 5'4" (162.5 cm)

So the Emperor was always tall

[jade holly]

So are the Necrons naturally tall like their Necrodermis bodies or were their new bodies made taller?

Cause like one Necron Warrior dwarfs an average sized human

[opaque coyote]

We have no clue tbh

Not even they remember

We do know that they were always sorta skeleton like

That's about it tbh

[winter pine]

do not ask the bro from Argentina why his great grandparents all arrived in 1946, worst mistake of my life

[daring creek]

https://fixupx.com/Mericamemed/status/2023721590437851559?s=20

MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed)

This dude was born to narrate 40k, dare I say…destined

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[rose thorn]

they are calling it the chuddiest warhammer project of all time?

[summer mural]

When's dow4 releasing

[jade holly]

I’ve watched a few of those shorts, I believe she already has his legs printed

she already did a Primaris Marine

[opaque coyote]

WHORUS

WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR DICK AWAY?

WHORUSSSSS

[jade holly]

Scary ahh Blueberry standing behind her
https://youtube.com/shorts/laoA88MawVo?si=uNHZfIJO7tnH6Em8

[rose thorn]

I wonder how many minis this account owns

[lament shoal]

Whorus Supercock

[crisp heath]

yeah she has his head and torso already too

xd

[jade holly]

She doesn’t deal in minis, she deals in MEGAS

[rose thorn]

Chud bait!!!

[jade holly]

Wat

[dapper gyro]

Her primaris is extra large vs lore btw.

[arctic talon]

Yeah her stuff is all oversized from a glance lol

[jade holly]

Still impressive crafts tho

my ass couldn’t do that

[dapper gyro]

Impressive? The STLs are online, you just need money for the printer.

[arctic talon]

^

[dapper gyro]

It is not hand sculpted or anything.

[arctic talon]

If she did sculpt these

Then that’s impressive

But idk if she did or not

If she did then it’s super impressive lol

[opaque coyote]

Tbf even if it wasn't hand sculpted

Still impressive because that looks like a bitch to put together

[vital ginkgo]

Do sisters of silence have any genetic or cybernetic modifications? If so how many and how does it compare to custodes, astartes, officio assassinorum guys, etc

[dapper gyro]

She does make her armour for cosplay, tailoring to herself, which is talented without a doubt.

[opaque coyote]

First woman to be a 40k fan

(colorized)

[dapper gyro]

Genetic in term of selective breeding.
Cybernetic at low level, more or less like the guards, but much higher quality.
In term of physical prowess, they can go toe to toe with marines.

[arctic talon]

They have augmentation of some sorts

This is never elaborated on

[dapper gyro]

At low level I meant the body %.

[arctic talon]

Sisters of silence are not comparable to any of the augmented killing machines but they can kill a marine in a one on one due to far superior technology and weaponry

Also the blank aura always fucks with people badly

Unless they’re used to blanks

But proper SoS weaponry is of similar or the same quality as Custodes weaponry

Which means it’s extremely good at murdering people

[dapper gyro]

To be fair, they fight marines using their blank aura. Otherwise, not so much.

[opaque coyote]

Basically SoS are exceptionally blank...y

[lament shoal]

I thought it only affected psykers?

[arctic talon]

Good tech + blank aura = dead marine sometimes

[opaque coyote]

To the point where regular people get fucked with

Or even SMs

[arctic talon]

It affects everything with a soul

[opaque coyote]

If powerful enough

Can affect regular

[arctic talon]

The blank aura works on anything with a soul and is extremely unsettling/discomforting/actively causes pain

[opaque coyote]

Always thought that augmented would mean things like

Reaction speed tbh

[arctic talon]

The effects are just magnified on psykers

We know they’re augmented according to the black books

[opaque coyote]

Cause I can imagine that they would need that

[arctic talon]

What sort of augmentation is never elaborated on

[opaque coyote]

Sad

[arctic talon]

And they have identical stats to normal humans in every way in the wargame

[opaque coyote]

The women of 40k get discriminated against smh

[dapper gyro]

They need augment for their armour as well.

[arctic talon]

The officio Assasinorum in question

[opaque coyote]

No cool overly detailed cybernetics that break the laws of biology

[arctic talon]

That’s the mechanicus

Smh

[opaque coyote]

Sometimes unintentionally

Filled up ribcage moment

[dapper gyro]

Their armour are custom made, greatly increase their physical power.

[arctic talon]

Also one fun thing about imperial household power armor

It never has a power pack

The SoS and custodes do not have power packs externally visable

[dapper gyro]

Unlike SoB armour, which is just normal human armour mass produced to SoB.

[opaque coyote]

But at least it's still powered

Most of the time anyways

[arctic talon]

I mean if it’s not powered it’s worthless

[opaque coyote]

If I remember, some sisters like the hospitallers use carapace

[dapper gyro]

I didn't say anything about it not powered.

[arctic talon]

It’s why mechanicus members get a potenta coil shoved up their ass/hj

[arctic talon]

They do but they normally use Power armor in the field

[opaque coyote]

Because they're mainly in the back lines trying to do surgery on somebody

[dapper gyro]

SoS armour can't be salvaged by normal folk to be reuse.

[opaque coyote]

Ah. When do they go on the field

[dapper gyro]

SoB armours can be however.

[arctic talon]

Depends

[jade holly]

On average how common are Cataphractii armor sets in the legions in the 41st millenium? I know they’re uber rare and reserved only for the most veteran of veterans

[opaque coyote]

I think even a blank's dead body also can cause the effects

[arctic talon]

The first and second founding chapters still have some sets but prefer not to use them

Aside from that not much

[opaque coyote]

So you would automatically not want to even touch it

[arctic talon]

Unless you’re the minotaurs

Then mommy and daddies credit card gets you as much as you want

[jade holly]

Have they been stockpiling them?

[arctic talon]

[jade holly]

Or is that just a gag on Minotaur fans using that armor in everything

[arctic talon]

No they just steal it from the few who have it or buy it from mechanicus stockpiles

For a comical amount of money

[dapper gyro]

DA has a few, but even them not take those out.

[opaque coyote]

"Magos. I am ready for my first set of augmentations."

"Okay bend over..."

"...uhm-"

Magos grabs out a potenta coil

"NOW."

[jade holly]

I mean Cataphractii armor do be worth it to

[arctic talon]

It is worth it

But it’s also an irreplaceable relic

The shield generators if lost are lost forever

The armor itself is repairable but the tech for the shield generators is lost

[jade holly]

Now Saturnine Armor? That’s just goofy

I like big tanks but that takes it too far

[arctic talon]

Saturnine armor is already rare during the heresy explicitly lol

And almost extinct late heresy

[dapper gyro]

Not lost, the mechanicus just refuses to reverse engineer it.

[arctic talon]

GW wants to keep it in 30k is my bet

[arctic talon]

That’s what I mean by lost

The STC went die and they refuse to reverse engineer the tech

From the suits

[opaque coyote]

Tbf sometimes it's because it's literally one of a kind

[arctic talon]

It’s not one of a kind

[opaque coyote]

But usually it's due to

Them treating science as a slur

This is the latter case

[arctic talon]

Also the dark mechanicum are also a bunch of losers and refuse to reverse engineer it

Smh

Religion amiright

[dapper gyro]

They refuse to archive the techs even if they have the STC...

[opaque coyote]

Cataphractii term armors are mostly gone because of the

Whorus Heresy

[arctic talon]

Attrition

[opaque coyote]

Right?

[arctic talon]

Even after the heresy

The stc was lost during the heresy

[opaque coyote]

Cause I remember HH that the Legions had a bunch of em

[arctic talon]

But attrition for 10,000 years kind of have dwindled almost all the stock

[opaque coyote]

O

[arctic talon]

The only people who have it now in good quantity are the death guard

Because it’s all nurgled up

So they don’t need the missing parts or lost tech

They just shove in weird fucking tumors

That can generate a refractor field

Which works great for them but would kill any other person

[dapper gyro]

The Indomitus is the only terminator that was repurposed STC.

[opaque coyote]

"Dude do you have parts to fix it."

"No need I got a fix."

VOMIT

[dapper gyro]

The other STCs were actual war suits.

The mining suit STC is common.

[arctic talon]

Indomitus was derived from reactor maintenance gear and some Tartaros stuff yeah

It’s the imperiums only homegrown terminator armor

[opaque coyote]

Also why it's kinda the shittiest

And also with how it's shaped it looks like they're shrimp posing

[dapper gyro]

Mining or maintenance gear, I don't recall precisely.

[opaque coyote]

Especially if you look at the earlier models

[arctic talon]

It’s reactor maintenance gear

[opaque coyote]

God that must be a pain in the neck

[arctic talon]

It’s why it was most preferred for space hulk boarding p

Protects from big radiation good

[opaque coyote]

And other

Hazards

Orks

[arctic talon]

That shit is not protecting you from a genestealer

[opaque coyote]

Tyranids

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Orkarnids

Tyraorks?

[opaque coyote]

True

[arctic talon]

But yeah indomitus lacks any sort of energy shielding

Despite its invulnerable save

Same with Tartaros

It’s a case of “invuln save because it needs it not to be shit in the game”

[dapper gyro]

I mean, Indomitus was originally made for human. They repurposed the STC.

[arctic talon]

Nah the reactor maintenance armor wasn’t 1 to 1 with indomitus

Even for the human sized ones

The mechanicum made some changes to it

After a lot of debate

[dapper gyro]

It was a desperation move.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly always thought it was from the fact that it's still a heavily armored suit

[arctic talon]

We don’t know the timeline on when the hell indomitus was developed is the awkward part

lol

[opaque coyote]

Let's be fair here.

You think DAoT era humans stayed baseline?

Fuck no

[dapper gyro]

There was quite a few pattern of human power armours, but the Imperium refuse to produce them.

[opaque coyote]

I mean the Imperium must get it's fuckloads of genetic tampering from somewhere

[dapper gyro]

Also because humans with access to powerful armour are easy to rebel and hard to suppress.

[arctic talon]

The Mechanicus also horde that shit lol

There’s at least 4 power armor patterns for mechanicus use only

[opaque coyote]

They don't even use them a lot

Which is the funniest part

[arctic talon]

Well some of them do lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but like

[arctic talon]

The big priests don’t need it yeah

lol

[opaque coyote]

Most Mechanicus members either don't need it cause they're too busy studying

[dapper gyro]

If a guard army with power armour can go 5 to 1 vs Marines, it is a big loss to the marines.

[opaque coyote]

Or don't need it because they've long replaced their dick with a Mr. Studd 40000 with extra bolters attached to it

[opaque coyote]

I think those that do are only in like

A weird transitional thing

[dapper gyro]

One of the prime criteria of SM production is the supposed absolute loyalty.

[arctic talon]

Myrmidon warplate is technically not power armor

[dapper gyro]

Which can't always be done to baseline human.

[arctic talon]

Lower ranking myrmidons get power armor

[opaque coyote]

Like in-between "study nerd" and "I am ashamed that my body is 1% flesh"

[arctic talon]

But myrmidon warplate is literally just slabs of fucking metal

[dapper gyro]

Like most armour in the imperium, lol.

[opaque coyote]

"The Myrmidon Plate is a Dreadnought sarcophagus that was fused by a process lost to the Blood Ravens for two millennia. Inspired by the regenerative capabilities of the Tyranid Xenos, the Techmarines of the Brazen Claws Chapter set about crafting Dreadnought plating which could recover from the most grievous assaults."

[arctic talon]

Wrong thing

Myrmidon warplate not myrmidon plate

[opaque coyote]

Why the FUCK DID THEY NAME THEM SIMILAR THEN

[arctic talon]

Because marines are hack frauds

[opaque coyote]

And there's no Lexicanum article

[dapper gyro]

Ask why there is primaris psyker and then taller marines...

GW creativity at its finest.

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/the-myrmidon-destructor-host-prepares-to-deliver-a-litany-v0-hwldxc69pt1g1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a19b74cc988e215452a6bb585e3e6f1421aef58e

The generator isn’t for the armor

It’s for the gun(s)

[opaque coyote]

...that shit better blow up buildings in a single shot

[arctic talon]

It does it to tanks

[opaque coyote]

Good enough

Also genuine question

Why is it just metal plates

[arctic talon]

For the armor?

[opaque coyote]

Like are they special?

Yeah

[arctic talon]

They’re strong enough

[dapper gyro]

Ceramite frak armour is a thing.

[opaque coyote]

So it's basically just attaching extra shit to a dude already made out of metal.

Awesome

[dapper gyro]

Yes

[arctic talon]

It’s just slabs of adamantium ceramite alloy

[dapper gyro]

And fancy names.

[arctic talon]

lol

Mid rank and higher rank myrmidons don’t need power armor like the low ranking ones bcs there’s so little flesh left

[dapper gyro]

Some elite troops of the guards uses ceramite plating instead of random metal plating for weight reducing, but the protection is still frak or carapace class.

[arctic talon]

There’s one rich ass regiment that uses auramite weave

In their carapace

[dapper gyro]

Either because they are rich, or they just have gold mine on their planet...

[arctic talon]

They’re rich for sure

Idk about the second but they might

[dapper gyro]

Auramite is "unique to Terra" is such huge propaganda.

Yet some so called "hardcore fans" can't even see that satire...

[arctic talon]

We know it’s not unique to terra from a bunch of shit lmao

[dapper gyro]

Gold is one of the heavier metal, which is indeed less common than many other things in the universe.

[opaque coyote]

Is it just like

Nailed into them

Or do they just like make a body for that

And they transfer into it

[arctic talon]

Auramite isn’t gold it’s something else

Which is weird

[arctic talon]

They put it on like a suit and then hard wire themselves into it using a bunch of connection stuff

[dapper gyro]

That's what they say for many substances in 40K.

[arctic talon]

Yeah but it’s properties are obviously not gold

It’s not soft enough

[dapper gyro]

You have to give fancy names for everything.

[arctic talon]

It could be some weird gold alloy

Gold exists as its own thing

[dapper gyro]

Gold alloy.

[arctic talon]

But we know auramite isn’t normal gold

[opaque coyote]

Auramite is essentially a metal that's apparently stronger than Ceramite and also

Very psyker conductive

[arctic talon]

And it’s physically mined from planets

[dapper gyro]

Steel is iron alloy.

[opaque coyote]

Also apparently it can also change colors

[arctic talon]

You can’t mine steel

[dapper gyro]

No one really use pure iron for anything.

[opaque coyote]

Like you can change the color

On a molecular level

[arctic talon]

Yes

It’s weird shit

It’s probably not gold

[dapper gyro]

You know, even with 0.05% carbon in the iron, it can legally be called steel.

[arctic talon]

It’s some other weird crap

[opaque coyote]

Apparently the custodes can actually just paint it

But they refuse to

[arctic talon]

Changing its color with molecular science is cooler smh

Custodes must be cool

[opaque coyote]

Because apparently painstakingly changing it's molecular bonds to shift into a different color is clearly better

[arctic talon]

-Alan Bligh 2018

[opaque coyote]

Also despite auramite being really good for psyker stuff

[arctic talon]

Alan Bligh must make weird over the top shit

[opaque coyote]

It is never used much for psyker stuff

[arctic talon]

Tbh it might be

Alan Bligh also likes LARGE MEN AND WOMEN

It’s the only explanation

[opaque coyote]

Apparently it's like second to bare skin in how good it can conduct psyker energy

[arctic talon]

He just makes a bunch of people weirdly fucking tall

[opaque coyote]

So logically Custodes should be weak to Psykers

Since it's like being wet next to several hanging active electric wires

[opaque coyote]

Fair enough

I also love

Large men and women

[dapper gyro]

Iron mining is mostly from iron ore, which are are mostly iron oxide. The product you get back in the day is mostly steel actually.

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine Auramite is a gold alloy.

But apparently the stuff is actually mined

So

...

[arctic talon]

Alan Bligh is why every chapter master at Badab is tall

[opaque coyote]

Auramite is Auramite

[dapper gyro]

Then they have to reduce the carbon content to make it more usable.

[opaque coyote]

It's in the name

It's the aura farming metal

[arctic talon]

And why the eldar autarch and seers in doom of mynmera are all tall

[opaque coyote]

Based?

[arctic talon]

He just likes tall people

[opaque coyote]

Based??

[arctic talon]

If he’s directly writing something named characters are just always taller

By a noticeable amount

In universe

[opaque coyote]

Evil Alan Bligh be like

"All my characters as short"

"The custodes are SHORTER than space Marines"

[dapper gyro]

The man wants to compensate for something...

[opaque coyote]

Oh he died

...of cancer

RIP

[arctic talon]

Yeah Alan Bligh died of cancer and forgeworld imploded

The tau commander he made in imperial armor was also tall

[opaque coyote]

Aren't T'au shorter than humans normally

[arctic talon]

Yes

well

Some

[opaque coyote]

[sacred bluff]

who big one in back

[arctic talon]

Water caste aren't

and neither are ethereal or air caste

Fire caste and earth caste are shorter

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/gtkCZu8A9NT.gif

this guy is supposed to be the Khan?

[opaque coyote]

Ferrus?

[crisp heath]

wheres magnus tho

[arctic talon]

there's only 16 in that photo

[opaque coyote]

Magnus is apparently the tallest even without Biomancy

[sacred bluff]

i thought vulkan was the largest of the brothers

[opaque coyote]

Bro is just tall apparently

[opaque coyote]

Less largest more the most ripped

[dapper gyro]

That big guy at the back is probably Angron.

[crisp heath]

lmfao

[tough haven]

@celest dome heres an ost from Ixion that immediately told me this came after mechanicus before I had confirmed it, like listen to this and tell me its not mechanicus coded, the ticking of the clock in the background, the huge swells, the organ. Its so fucking peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqRsB8t7DDE

[crisp heath]

That's Angron

[arctic talon]

Nah Ferrus was biggest

[opaque coyote]

Nah he's on the right of the tallest back one

[arctic talon]

Vulkan was the strongest

but not the biggest

[opaque coyote]

Short king!!!

[opaque coyote]

Bro was jacked

[dapper gyro]

Perturabo though?

[sacred bluff]

[crisp heath]

Angron noteven being the biggest of them all but the angriest is so funny

[crisp heath]

last one in the left

my beautiful king

[dapper gyro]

Isn't that Ferrus?

[crisp heath]

Hammer of Olympia

[crisp heath]

Ferrus the biggest one in the back

[dapper gyro]

I don't remember Ferrus to be big.

[crisp heath]

Is this Fulgrim...?

[tough haven]

This gives such contradictory emotions, its dread and trepidation from the ticking keeping the pace, reminding you that time is running out for the souls your ship carries. But it also evokes a sense of resolve, a defiance of the odds, you were sworn to shepherd the piece of humanity you were given, so come hell or high water you will.

[dapper gyro]

Also, it is fan art, just go ask the artist...

[opaque coyote]

Magnus is apparently the tallest

Followed by Ferrus who is described to be taller than Vulkan

[crisp heath]

Ferrus a big boy

[opaque coyote]

Although Curze is apparently taller than The Lion

And the Lion is described to be one of the tallest

[crisp heath]

Curze is taller than the Lion in that picture

by a bit

[opaque coyote]

Also the shortest are

3. Fulgrim
4. Lorgar
5. Alpharius... or was it Omegon?

[crisp heath]

Alpharius

Alpharius is the shortest

[dapper gyro]

Again, it is a fan art... It might not be accurate.

[opaque coyote]

Why did it go 3, 4, 5

What the fuck

3 2 1

[crisp heath]

mf cant count

[opaque coyote]

3, 2, 1

???

[crisp heath]

My brother in christ this according to lore

[opaque coyote]

I edited the thing and it automatically changed to 3, 4, 5

Okay

Fuck you discord

[dapper gyro]

I'm not talking about the lore...

[crisp heath]

Yeah the picture is following the lore

[dapper gyro]

I have doubt.

[crisp heath]

Man you said Ferrus the guy at the back was Angron

when Angron is the easiest one to notice

because of the nails

[dapper gyro]

So that's a nail... it's right in line with the scythe and looks like a hair clip.

[crisp heath]

It's... Angron's... nails...

like the biggest part of his character design in 30k

[dapper gyro]

Again, looks like hair clip, and somewhat different from many official depictions.

[crisp heath]

what

you mean those?

[dapper gyro]

No... in the fan art pic.

[crisp heath]

Yeah they look pretty similar to those, man

[dapper gyro]

Eh?

[crisp heath]

you gotta be ragebaiting

"What are we? Some kind of black legion?"

[rose thorn]

im surpsied they allow you to put chaos symbols on loyalist marines

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/KDmqre33wJ4?si=QUkT_60FwNmLSmyV

"Man that's a lot of bots, we better send 4 people at a time!"

Oh yeah also

https://youtu.be/pnTdCzHEeuo?si=M93l6gvBrjtkROjf

What do you guys think

How good is this diss track?

[vital ginkgo]

Does lorgar show any preference for a single god or is he perfectly even in his worship of them all?

[rose thorn]

He views All of the gods as like, I think he describes it at as fluid

But he likes all of them

[jade holly]

Does Vashtorr even have a shot at being a chaos god?

[rose thorn]

He is a corpo

[opaque coyote]

Different aspects of one entity

Tbf he isn't wrong

At least not completely

[daring creek]

new tag

am happy

[fervent geode]

He sees them as aspects of a whole, so yeah evenly

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, there must be a reason for why the gods happened to separate

And aren't instead one chaotic being of a mis-match of emotions

[fervent geode]

They formed separately iirc

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's part of it but time in general isn't really a factor in the warp

[fervent geode]

But they are also part of a greater whole sort of

[fervent geode]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

I always thought that it was due to contradicting concepts tbh

[fervent geode]

They never separated so to speak

They are one

[opaque coyote]

Or sharing the same domain in some areas

[fervent geode]

And many

[opaque coyote]

Like both Slaanesh and Khorne wants warriors

But for different reasons

Slaanesh cares more about the prowess and artistry

While Khorne cares more about the bloodshed and pure catharsis

The Chaos Gods can be defined as

Extremely powerful and parasitic tulpas

They only are separate because of different viewpoints of concepts

They come from the same source, an uncountable amount of beings sharing a similar thought pattern

[fervent geode]

The Chaos Gods are the culmination of what the universe created with its endless conflict

They are more than "beings" they are concepts, ideas

[vagrant fox]

Laati is blaspheming again smh

[fervent geode]

They became beings as these violent concepts and ideas were taken to extremes and caused changes in the warp

[opaque coyote]

I also find it interesting that Khorne and Slaanesh hate each other not because of their ideas being too different

Like Tzeentch and Nurgle

But because they're too similar

Sex and violence are often put together, especially in being vulgar.

With each culture viewing one or the other differently

Along with things like how warriors both like the act of killing

But also like the act of honing their craft and becoming a master

Their territories blend together too well

Although all of the Chaos Gods hate each other for different reasons

There must be "relationships" where they hate each other the lesst

Like I can't imagine Slaanesh and Tzeentch would be that conflicting

Their concepts are totally unrelated to each other.

Unless idk... you take drugs while studying?

[fervent geode]

Ironically i think it was because Slaaneshis see Khornate Barbarism as anathema to perfection

Their mindless dedication to slaughter is off putting to hedonites, since they don't care about making the opponent suffer or whatnot, instead just mindlessly maiming, killing and burning

But the biggest incompatibility imo is between Tzeentch and Khorne

[opaque coyote]

On the other hand, dedication is something that Slaanesh loves.

She is all about excess and focus.

Dedication of slaughter is something that both Khorne's and his domain overlaps

[fervent geode]

Khorne despises the treacherous and underhanded ways of Tzeentch that often seek to use trickery instead of combat

Feeds unto Khornate Psyker Hatred as well

[opaque coyote]

Khorne hates sorcerers more

[jade holly]

And Nurgle’s just happy to be here

[opaque coyote]

I think he still has a disdain for psykers

But he hates them less

Since Psykers still use their own ability and Khornate Psykers do exist

Meanwhile sorcery is purely ritual and

READING...

[fervent geode]

True enough, but Slaaneshi Slaughter is more on indulging yourself, the dedication is lost without the indulgence

[fervent geode]

Sorcs are basically just active psykers

[fervent geode]

Most of them either didn't utilise their psychic ability much like Azariah Kyras

Or its mainly used for khornate daemon summoning like Crull's WE Librarian Friend and the Sanctified

If Ahzek or smth decided to worship Khorne he'd have his head explode pretty quick lmao

[opaque coyote]

True

Although in general I do think that it's funny that

Every Chaos god wants a ritual to have their cultists profess their worship

But Khorne hates sorcery

Sorcery includes rituals

But every Chaos god wants rituals

So his in particular has to be filled with a lot of blood otherwise he won't accept it

It's the equivalent of trying to feed a kid his veggies

But he refuses unless if it's covered in ketchup

It's kinda funny

[fervent geode]

Yeah lol, but most khornate rituals iirc involve alot more mass murder sacrifice ketchup so it all balances out in the end

[opaque coyote]

"Here comes the airplannnee"

"NO! I WANT BLOOD!! I WANT MURDER!!! WAAAAHHH-"

sigh

insert a lot of innocent civilians being massacred here

"Yaaaaay!"

The more I read about Khorne

The more he sounds like a toddler

His skull throne was a high chair all long

[fervent geode]

Children are cruel, jack

[opaque coyote]

"And I'm very in touch with my inner child!"

[fervent geode]

[opaque coyote]

Y'know considering Khorne is the most primal God

It does make sense to be more child like

Ironically enough

[fervent geode]

iirc the first to "awake" even

Killing is a very primal instinct

[opaque coyote]

Yeah idk about you but when I think of murder

I don't usually think of wiseness

[fervent geode]

Obvi lamo

[opaque coyote]

Either way, I like to think of Khorne acting more like an animal

And if he ever fights for real

Y'know Vordt from DS3?

I would imagine Khorne would fight like that but like the size of several solar systems

Animalistic

For reference: https://youtu.be/9qKEPxPcapg?si=jp-ihByxzG0sc2zJ

[fervent geode]

I think he's a smarter animal, a hunter, there's a smar tway of doing things even like killing

Maybe Slave Knight Gael

[opaque coyote]

Hmmm that is a good idea

A lot of Khorne warriors seem to have hobbies outside of killing

And usually it's something like gardening

Or even poetry

[fervent geode]

Ye so like animalistic violence, but with that predatory strategic instinct

[fervent geode]

Meditation lmfao

If Zorzi counts as one

[opaque coyote]

Yeah apparently a lot desire a zen berserker stage

Where you're at peace while

Brutally murdering people

"All is right with the world..."

tears off a person's head

[fervent geode]

They want like focused murder, instead of goin nail nuts

[opaque coyote]

"I am at peace"

[fervent geode]

Like Gladiator Cadre 331 who use Gladiator Traditions from Nuceria to stay sane

Or the Bloodstalkers who kill any member who falls to the nails

[daring creek]

do chaos gods have like

an end goal

[opaque coyote]

They already achieved it

[arctic talon]

The great game™

[opaque coyote]

The galaxy is nothing but a playground for them

[daring creek]

hm

[opaque coyote]

I guess the goal is to keep it that way

To prevent anybody from getting any bright ideas

About

"peace" and "hope"

And "not being completely miserable"

[fervent geode]

Nah those are fine

They feed Nurgle and Tzeentch

[daring creek]

Okay it was retcon'd that the chaos gods are a man made creation right

[young pecan]

I've always loved this guy purely because of his boss fight music

It made me so sad that he's a pushover early game boss

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's really old lore

That was long since thrown away

[jade holly]

Give me a Daemon engine that moves via the Showa Godzilla technique

[opaque coyote]

Good because it's bullshit

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/backward-flying-funny-backwards-hedorah-gif-12391668

[fervent geode]

Sort of? They supposedly always existed since the War in Heaven but apparently man woke them up? Not clear

[opaque coyote]

And also really really fucking conceited to think that an entire galaxy full of different races

That some random planet

Summoned khorne

[fervent geode]

Tbh

I think it was man and all the other xenos too

[daring creek]

mm yeah I can agree

[jade holly]

The Eldar made Slaanesh

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's generally my idea

[fervent geode]

We werent the only people mass murdering and scheming

[opaque coyote]

At least the Eldar were extremely populated

[jade holly]

I wonder how Nurlge would be “born” in 40K

[opaque coyote]

Like there was a lot of them

[jade holly]

Khorne obv mass murders

[opaque coyote]

...before most died

[jade holly]

Slaanesh we get a front row seat

But what about Nurgle and Tzeentch

[fervent geode]

Plague, Despair, Hope

[opaque coyote]

My best guess?

Depression

I'm not joking

Like just mass depression and hopelessness

[fervent geode]

Schemes, Hope, Ambition, Change, Power lust

[jade holly]

And he appears to “solve” it

[opaque coyote]

Mental Illness is an illness after all

[celest dome]

Nurgle got revealed to Humanity with the Black Plague

[fervent geode]

All despair feeds him

[daring creek]

I always saw Nurgle as depression

[celest dome]

So probably something like that

[opaque coyote]

In general Nurgle is the God of sickness

[fervent geode]

The "salvation" from despair is nurgle taking you

[opaque coyote]

It's just that not every illness is physical

[jade holly]

Is it weird I always imagine Nurgle having this soft, tender comforting voice?

[fervent geode]

Grandfatherly

[opaque coyote]

Nah I imagine it too

Like if I ever want a voice for Nurgle

It should be somebody like Mr. Rogers

[jade holly]

Like out of all the chaos gods he doesn’t get exploding angry but a very scary and lowkey disappointed manipulation

[daring creek]

yea but mental health and physical health really go hand in hand

[opaque coyote]

Somebody who naturally sounds comforting

[jade holly]

A sort of “I’m not mad I’m disappointed. Look what you’re going to make me do”

[daring creek]

ah hell naw

fuck no

awugh

i get it but

euughhhh

https://youtu.be/JMuJcrolgUA

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's the intention

That feeling of disgust

Of wrongness

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

Imagine that voice speaking about succumbing to despair

[daring creek]

HELL no

[opaque coyote]

That's Nurgle

[daring creek]

HELLL NO.

[opaque coyote]

To me at least

[daring creek]

Nuh uh

[jade holly]

And then offering you his way out

To welcome entropy

[fervent geode]

Endurance beyond death

[opaque coyote]

Also because it's kinda funny to imagine Mr. Rogers head pasted on a great unclean one's body

[jade holly]

Khorne be like: Here’s a knife, have fun

[daring creek]

stop making me imagine this dawg 😭

also

the mr rogersvideo is something i needed

very good mr rogers

thnx

[daring creek]

https://fixupx.com/LavenderGhast/status/2024309382628983255

LA\/ENDER (@LavenderGhast)

Your unpainted Warhammer miniatures seeing you open the box you left them in years ago.

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FixupX · Feb 19, 2026, 2:25 AM

[shadow plover]

You take this down

this instant

[cinder pivot]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1r8fni8/the_greatest_krieg_reference_so_far/

[daring creek]

https://fixupx.com/The__Unyielding/status/2024159687185137680

Rylanor, The Ancient of Rites (@The__Unyielding)

Gotta love how everyone else is being zesty or overselling it. Meanwhile Calgar is just normal.

Quoting Omni (@Omnipaints)
︀
Space Marine 3 leaked.

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FixupX · Feb 18, 2026, 4:30 PM

[daring creek]

krieg fans should do this irl

pls run into a minefield

[shadow plover]

This would be cool if it weren't an AI filter

[daring creek]

its a siege of vraks reference!!

[daring creek]

aw what

booooooo

whats the evidence

I cant not unsee this

I CANT

unsee it

[cinder pivot]

full screen pop-up

[storm jungle]

You said that like 6 times already