40k-lore-chat

[jade holly]

The stars are staring back at me man

[opaque coyote]

what is the name

[dapper gyro]

Also, looking at the new tracked gun carrier in Helldivers and people not understand SPG in real life is so fucking crazy.

[opaque coyote]

wtf is a spg

lma

seriously tho

[forest moat]

If you ever see maxim that’s me

[jade holly]

Stereotypical Pigeon Gun

[forest moat]

I feel like I cooked with that

[opaque coyote]

10/10

[jade holly]

Obviously

[dapper gyro]

Self-propelled Gun

[forest moat]

Ikr but nobody has ever noticed

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats cause maxim is also just a name

[forest moat]

Exactly

It’s a name that you’d have to know the meaning of things to catch

But I didn’t think nobody would ever catch it

[jade holly]

Well because it’s a name

[sacred ginkgo]

I don't try to look at arby names anymore

[jade holly]

To most people it’s just a common name

[forest moat]

I tried to be different from the well you know

[sacred ginkgo]

Nobody who plays the class has any form of subtlety

[forest moat]

Same old names

[forest moat]

Yup

Then I join as maxim and nobody notices

[jade holly]

I’ll name my Arby “I’ve got your DLC right here”

[forest moat]

LMAOOO

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats a fake bane of the homeless

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/cloaker-gif-3780465210148893928

[lament shoal]

I gave my Cutthroat vet a biblical name since I felt it was fitting

[jade holly]

I named my Zealot Judas

Ironic ain’t it

[sacred ginkgo]

The real bane of the homeless is Cole and everyone else are larpers

[jade holly]

I named my Psyerk Samedi at first then renamed him to Olorun

[forest moat]

You’d think people would get more into their linguistic bag for names but they just go for the easiest thing

[jade holly]

My Ogryn is named Ursaam

And I forget what I named Ve- oh wait nvm

[forest moat]

I love when a name has multiple meanings

[jade holly]

I named him Joakim

Cause I made him look like the lead singer of Sabaton

[lament shoal]

Mattias

[dapper gyro]

What is "trell"?

[forest moat]

Also people with names like this always leave when shit gets hard

[forest moat]

My real life nickname LMAOO

[sacred ginkgo]

I've got
Discount Psyker (zealot)
Discount zealot (psyker)
Discount vet (ogryn)
Discount hive scum (arby)
Estrofiend (scum)
Captain Crow (vet)

I am very original

[dapper gyro]

Yeah, but where is it from?

[forest moat]

Well my full name of course

[queen laurel]

something like police brutality master 9000 are common?

[jade holly]

How many Dredds do you see running around?

[sacred ginkgo]

An actually uncountable number

[forest moat]

Mr brutality but I leave when I touch the floor because of my own mistake more like

[jade holly]

At this point it ain’t “I am the Law!” It’s “We are the Law!”

[forest moat]

And it’s crazy because you can legit just generate a cool name man

[queen laurel]

how is me naming my ogryn Bulgur which is a type of wheat more original

[dapper gyro]

Surprisingly not many Arby use "punisher" or frank castle.

[forest moat]

Too lazy and not even versed enough to know about the punisher

[hollow lantern]

Frank Castle hates cops

[jade holly]

You think we’ll ever get a Xenos mercenary class?

[lament shoal]

I wonder if anyone's made a Gordon Freeman scum character yet, cuz of the crowbar

[dapper gyro]

Considering how many people misuse the character...

[queen laurel]

Frank Castle is like the farthest you can get from someone that follows the law that guy literally carries enough guns to blow up gangs

he knows he's a bad person too

[dapper gyro]

Yes, say that to the large number of US police officers.

[forest moat]

I’m still huffing that copium for skitarii

[jade holly]

Bro’s so there for the violence that if he died he’d go to Valhalla and not any other afterlife lmao

[lament shoal]

Whats funny is that he hates it when cops idolize him

[forest moat]

I’ll have you know in many universes frank castle works for shield therefore that is government sanctioned murder

[jade holly]

Nah Skitarii are too high up, low class Tech Priest is better imo

[forest moat]

Let me hope bro

[jade holly]

This ain’t even meant to be funny tbh

That’s just the reality

[forest moat]

Fr

[dapper gyro]

Combat servitor

[forest moat]

I would be so down ngl

[dapper gyro]

Low tech ones

[queen laurel]

yes but I tend to go to like the prime universe versions of the characters you know the bog standard general fuck he4ad

[jade holly]

Imagine we get an Exodite Eldar mercenary class lmao

Or a Corsair Eldar

[queen laurel]

no exodite

corsair

those dinosaur riding fucks aint gonna leave their home

[dapper gyro]

Just give ratling

[jade holly]

I still would find it absolutely hilarious if somehow Hawthorne managed to rope a Necron Overlord into lending us Deathmarks lmao

[forest moat]

They are cowards

[dapper gyro]

Like you?

[forest moat]

⁉️⁉️⁉️

[lament shoal]

Grendyl is a radical so I could definitely see some xenos on the warband, but afaik the devs are sticking to the "humans only" rule

[forest moat]

Alrighty man LMAOOO

[dapper gyro]

Just a joke

[jade holly]

Then at least let Hawthorne get her hands on some Necron weapons for us

[forest moat]

Good thing I took it in stride

[queen laurel]

"Of course we talked about Squats, but no, because then they're just going to be Space Bardin," De Geer says. "So we picked the opposite, the most complicated option, and it gave Victor (Magnuson) nightmares." That's because Magnuson had to figure out how to double the height of doorways and add extra space to rooms so that an Ogryn can pass through while retaining their confined feel.

from the Devs so if they do plan to add them it's gonna be a long long while

[jade holly]

I wanna rock a Hexmark pistol that I’m blanking on the name of right now cause it has such a weird name

Enmitic Blasters?

[queen laurel]

their way of fighting is also like not really fit in darktide

Like they are very good snipers but the place we are going in kind of really punishes that play style

[forest moat]

It’s true

[queen laurel]

Try sniping when a dog immediately rushes you down

[forest moat]

Unless they give them op shields and change the fundamental formula of the game to make the class work

[queen laurel]

or a horde of Ogryns and pox walkers

[jade holly]

How plausible could a Kin mercenary be?

[forest moat]

One can dream

Not like they doing anything with the kin anyways

[lament shoal]

Imagine this thing in the game?

[jade holly]

Sending the Zealot in with a Gauss Reaper

[dapper gyro]

Those necrontech are basically plasma plus weapons.

[forest moat]

Any of you guys watch the Warhammer animated stuff?

Kill Lupercal was really good

[jade holly]

Necrontech Plasma Gun

[dapper gyro]

🤮

[forest moat]

lol I thought it was a fun little ride

[dapper gyro]

Just a bunch of people arguing, get shot, then argue again.

[forest moat]

I don’t expect the quality of the episode we got from Titus in secret level although I should

[forest moat]

Indeed when you boil it down

[dapper gyro]

Nothing gets done in that show aside from showing that titans are not that strong.

[forest moat]

They have better stuff coming those previews they showed a while back were nice

The stuff from the guy who made astartes

[jade holly]

Night Lords on tabletop: we’re just reskins of the general CSM codex with a detachment themed after us

Night Lords in lore:

[dapper gyro]

No, it doesn't even showcase anything cool. People made stupid decisions, and gut feelings are always correct. It is badly written.

[forest moat]

I just enjoyed the ride bro

I don’t expect much from them at this peculiar moment

[dapper gyro]

Well, I enjoyed some episodes of Hammer and Bolter.

[forest moat]

Oh yes

[dapper gyro]

Among other things

[forest moat]

I liked the sigmar episodes as well

It got me into fantasy more so I’ll always appreciate that

My favorite would maybe be the Lucius episode

[dapper gyro]

The tithes have its moments.

[forest moat]

I also loved the tithes ngl

I give them some grace when things look bad because I know there is better coming

[lament shoal]

A guardsman watching his buddy suddenly get yanked into a dark hallway by a blue gauntleted hand adorned with human skin:

[daring creek]

insane shots

[nocturne jetty]

Lol

Dawn of War 1 got Updated

[opaque coyote]

Eating pussy

Apparently these pastries were sold for Valentine's Day in a bakery

Not anywhere near me unfortunately

I just found this picture

[median star]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HBRLYtuaIAAUKYM.gif

[surreal nest]

I went to a retro game store and went crazy with wii games

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[daring creek]

Are these things manned by just one person or am I getting them confused with another thing

[daring creek]

Fuck yeah

[heady rivet]

Titans have whole crews, but commonly one guy is running the show

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Princeps

@storm jungle did you ever watch The One

[storm jungle]

Yeah i did on the day i said i would actually.

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[heady rivet]

I need to start Yulawmaxxing in my everyday life

He will be my literally me

AND I WILL BE THE ONE

[storm jungle]

Hes THE goat for a reason

“IM NOBODIES BITCH”

🫵

“YOU ARE MINE.”

[heady rivet]

I dont need to know you...

You...only need to know me

[storm jungle]

God hes so fucking goofy i love him

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1469097294027817000/The_One.gif

Genuinely the most hype movie I ever done seent

My friends and I went in fully blind besides "That movie where Jet Li fights himself" and our jaws DROPPED every 10 minutes

That first Bodies scene instantly had us all lock the fuck in

https://tenor.com/view/the-one-jet-li-arms-up-aim-guns-gif-16194662

[heady rivet]

This is how I picture every single book aura moment I have read since. This is every Astartes now. Darkstar does this like 4 times in my mental theater

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Yeah and authors just cannot appreciate the absolute camp

Total cowards

[celest cedar]

LMAO

[summer mural]

Oh shit apparently they are doing tw 40k

That game will take 10 years minimum to be playable after launch, I wish they'd just done tw aos

[spring cairn]

tw aos would've taken 5 years post launch to be good too

[raven stone]

On an unrelated note.

Earlier I was making fun of Div 2 gun design, but apparently Mossberg really did make a sickle mag fed pump shotgun

[summer mural]

Yeah but I care less about aos

[queen laurel]

This has been a thing for literal since last year at December, 2025

[summer mural]

What is a sickle mag

I dunno, I was travelling

Drinking

Lots of drinking

[raven stone]

The traditional shaped magazine used by most assault rifles

[queen laurel]

you know what i believe you

[summer mural]

How much of gun design is aesthetic consideration as opposed to practicality

Like do gun designers actually care about a gun "looking" appealing

[fervent geode]

Not much these days

Back then when guns were handmade very much so

[raven stone]

I would assume they somehow decided tubular spring shotgun loading had some shortcoming that they want to solve via traditional mag loading methods

Tubular being the one where you shove shells down a tube

[summer mural]

Well

How far away are lasers again

Like the terminator 2 future war kind

Maybe I should ask ai

[celest dome]

Not since quite a long time

Most guns are marvels of engineering, but they're meant to be practical and efficient to produce

There are still some "artwork worthy" guns, but even those tend to be more based on older models

[heady rivet]

Never

At least

Man-portable

[storm jungle]

Yeah like i was gonna say we could do it but its a "why even bother" situation

[heady rivet]

War is just artillery and drone operators that feel nothing watching a mans dying face anymore

[storm jungle]

^

its the same reason Tau die in droves in 40k

if 40k was IRL the tau would decimate half their battles with the Imperium lol

because IRL warfare is very "boring" and mostly done by drones

[heady rivet]

The future of warfare is getting compilations of the last fearful expression of a soldier running from suicide drones edited into a music video and posted on telegram now

[queen laurel]

yeah traditional warfare of tanks infantry and other doodads is not really effective when the enemy force can just deploy drone artillery combo 9000

[storm jungle]

yeah this

you can be the best Marine chapter or guard regiment in existence

a swarm of camo-cloaked sniper railgun drones will still slaughter you

lmao

[queen laurel]

Like why bother expending unnecessary resources when you can just spend those same resources on making the best long range automated force in the history of the world

[storm jungle]

^

its why the war in ukraine is so brutal rn

or russian soldeirs literally shoot themselves in the head when they hear a drone is coming in

I watched a video of it, its fucked

[heady rivet]

Tanks still work its just the only peer-to-peer war we have is two sides stuck in a stalemate and without the air support needed to actually use them properly so military theorists have to look at the fuckin Gulf War to guesstimate how a peer-peer war with air superiority would go

[storm jungle]

Also that yeah we never had like proper nation armies fight since WW2

its always 1st world nations bombing some middle-eastern country

[celest dome]

The only reason I could see for the development of Man-portable Laser weaponry would be in the case of producing gun powder being to much of a chore compared to expending vast amount of energy

[queen laurel]

Most definitely of course, but you know you get my point I'm not gonna armchair general myself here it's just like the enemy can more than often not deploy the most brutal long range weapons which absolutely fucks up tanks

[heady rivet]

There's dozens of videos of that. There's videos of wounded Russians drowning in puddles, and one going around lately is a guy whose ammo cooks off and he lays there and burns with his leg folded over his stomach severed at the knee. And you can just see this now right above a normal shitpost meme and thats just what the internet is now

[storm jungle]

Its not that bad. Most of the shit im mentioning is relegated to liveleak subreddits.

I remember doomscrolling through that combat footage subreddit

I couldnt sleep

stood up to morning

[celest dome]

Remember at the start of the current offensive in Ukraine, that the European army were saying that they had enough stock to last, then seeing the volume of fire the Ukrainian defence forces were using

[heady rivet]

The Gulf War was originally estimated to be way more peer-peer since Iraq had the worlds 3rd largest military and some decently modern tech they just didnt expect to steamroll it that hard. The Iraqi Air Force didnt exist within a week and turns out the Soviet-made air defense was luck-based. Even the CIA was surprised it went so well

[storm jungle]

Yeah most of the shit the US used in it was literlaly out of a sci-fi movie to them

[heady rivet]

Holy shit have you seen the Syrian ladder assault video like its a medieval siege

[storm jungle]

Nah im good lmao

i never visited that subreddit since. I dont have the stomach for it.

my last vid of it was a footage of 4 turkish soldiers point blank executing 3 PKK "terrorist" women

and the only thing their squad leader says is "Hey watch the recoil be careful" as they domed all of them

💀

[queen laurel]

vet guardsman teaching the recruit the proper way to shoot traitors to the god emperor

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

You know it's true

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

This whole thing is part of a wider issue with Russian morale being competely rock-bottom. One recent video is a Russian literally pointing out another of his comrades faking being dead to drone so he gets spared. Russians have no faith in being rescued, treated for their wounds, or being treated well by Ukranians. There's video of a group of Russians stepping on a landmine while carrying a wounded man and the first thing one of them says is "I told you we should have just left him" after they get up from cover

[storm jungle]

Holy fuck man

[queen laurel]

Aren't their equipment also like absolutely utter garbage

[storm jungle]

The thing is even with all this the russians are likely still gonna "win".

They are straight up using Imperium tactics.

[celest dome]

The Russian won't win, Putin and his croonies will 💀

[vagrant fox]

Man too bad it's real so I can't say based

[summer mural]

Who even invented shotguns

The English?

[heady rivet]

They have a chronic shortage of gear that other modern militaries really enjoy. Vests, webbing, etc. Unironically a large part was airsoft larpers buying from corrupt Russian soldiers both before and during the war

[storm jungle]

^

Its all fucked

i cant imagine the cultural effect this war is gonna have whenever its "done".

[queen laurel]

fuck me

[celest dome]

American are the one that introduced it in WW1 iirc

[vagrant fox]

Yeah a bit

[summer mural]

I thought blunderbuss would be the first shotgun

That kinda thing

[celest dome]

Right, guess the WW1 are the reloading kind, Trench Gun or something

[heady rivet]

On top of that, a lot of units or paramilitaries are issues the bad stuff on purpose to cut costs. Pro-Russian paramilitaries in the early war were given Mosin-Nagants, Wagner got used as shock troops and had their supplies cut. Famously leading to the "Where are all the shells, Shoigu?!" video

[storm jungle]

Blunderbuss isnt really a shotgun

[vagrant fox]

Sometime way yonder in the American civil war they were used

[summer mural]

It'd be pretty wild if they were invented for hunting first and not warfare

[queen laurel]

oh my fucking god

[heady rivet]

As for the Russian equipment overall, half the budget is stolen and half is wasted. Tanks are in disrepair, equipment isnt maintained, and the Ukranians are meeting them or beating them using old shit from the 80s the west is giving them

[queen laurel]

Cut costs?

[celest dome]

I mean, what are Shotguns, just guns that spray loads of little bits ?

[queen laurel]

god damn

[storm jungle]

When you say a shotgun the pump bits come to mind first

[fervent geode]

The first use of shotguns under the name shotgun was in kentucky

[summer mural]

Of course it was

[fervent geode]

A gun that uses shotshells

[queen laurel]

A shotgun (also known as a scattergun, peppergun,[1] or historically as a fowling piece) is a long-barreled firearm designed to shoot a straight-walled cartridge known as a shotshell, which discharges numerous small spherical projectiles called shot, or a single solid projectile called a slug. Shotguns are most commonly used as smoothbore firearms, meaning that their gun barrels have no rifling on the inner wall, but rifled barrels for shooting sabot slugs (slug barrels) are also available.

From the wiki so

if it shoots shotshells

[fervent geode]

But iirc Brown Bess muskets had similarities to shotguns

[fervent geode]

It be a shotgun

[heady rivet]

The concept of shoving a ton of shit into a barrel to launch all at once is basically as old as gunpowder-based weaponry tbf. You could argue an arrow-launcher technically counts if you stretch it

[queen laurel]

it's a shotgun yeah

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

Did an arrow launcher ever actually exist

[fervent geode]

Hwacha are now shotguns

[storm jungle]

yeah

[summer mural]

Like an arrow gatling

[storm jungle]

its called a fucking bow

lmao

Also yeah they did

chinese iirc, wack shit

[summer mural]

Oh yeah I guess those count

[vagrant fox]

What is a ballista if not a big arrow launcher

[fervent geode]

Yes

[storm jungle]

a big bow even

[fervent geode]

The Hwacha was an arrow launcher

[summer mural]

Right right

[fervent geode]

That could also be used to shoot rockets

[summer mural]

I forgot about the artillery

[fervent geode]

Joseon was based anyways

[queen laurel]

Crossbow plus

[fervent geode]

Firework but murder

[storm jungle]

man at this poinr I legit wonder whats gonna happen lol

[fervent geode]

Prob handmade by kalashnikov by the look of it

[storm jungle]

I already told my take because i legit got no idea how long Ukraine is gonna even last

they got desertion up the creek iirc

(still not as bad as russian but lmao)

[vagrant fox]

I've seen a bunch of Ukrainians here and I don't even blame them

[storm jungle]

Yeah no desertion is generally whatever to me

No war like this is sometimes worth fighting

people go

"erm commissars wouldnt allow that"

they absolutely would

lmao

[fervent geode]

This is fucking next level hell evil wtf

Do they not have disciplinary rules

[heady rivet]

Which they identified the exact GUY in the castration video and he still had the audacity to go "Thats not me" when he's the only dude wearing that exact brimmed hat and also its his fuckin face

[vagrant fox]

My heckin' goodboy commissar wouldn't encourage terrorizing and maiming the local populace

[storm jungle]

Its about satisfying the "urges" of your soldiers at the end of the day yeah, its why sacking cities was a thing after a victory + commanders fully allowed them to go "hogwild".

Commissars are cold tactical officers russian ones think they are on the fascism scale

[fervent geode]

Depends on the commissar but they might actually be better than those fucks in terms of discipline

[storm jungle]

If you are a proper commissar you'd allow it.

[vagrant fox]

Not in my based Imperium /hj

[storm jungle]

A guardsmen regiment's atrocities would also differ obvs

[fervent geode]

Ofc ofc

[storm jungle]

most would massacre "traitor" citizenry

other more "wild" ones uh well yeah lol

the most ""humane"" ones would just gather up all the remaining resitance and just summarily execute them at best

[fervent geode]

I think a "proper" would just do massacreing but not the other stuff, not that its much better morally

[storm jungle]

Exactly yeah

no need to waste effort, "just kill them" etc

[vagrant fox]

I do like how in this Malazan book I'm reading an invading army just kills like 58k people or whatever as revenge for longstanding grievances both sides contributed to
GW should have the IG do more of this

[fervent geode]

Yeah just everyone on the bonfire

[fervent geode]

Sounds like an IG thing

[storm jungle]

Thats the thing i was getting at

They never will.

And if they do "oh its chaos".

They legit do not understand how violent "normal" soldiers can be.

[fervent geode]

Probably what goes on when the Severan Dominate dies

[vagrant fox]

It does but unless I'm mistaken it rarely happens the IG are just happy good guys fighting the baddies a lot

[storm jungle]

^^^

[vagrant fox]

Where's my warcrimes GW

[storm jungle]

Your average clueless reader doesnt wanna read about his good guy cadians burning innocent people alive and laughing about it

(like most IRL armies do lol)

[fervent geode]

Yeah because the bad guys are always Orks or Chaos or Nids so burning everyone is the "goodguy hero moment"

[vagrant fox]

I really, really liked it when the white shields were unleashed in Fall of Cadia

Love me child soldiers

[fervent geode]

Tbh they should do it in a T'au book, like have the T'au just walk in on the aftermath ot some shit like that

[storm jungle]

Also not wanting to alienate your reader is an okay thing but man I HATE it when they portray protag IG as "good ones".

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it's nice and all, I just also want the Imperium to be really bad in more stories

[storm jungle]

I write some stories like that on my own time for practice, its very uhhh interesting.

[fervent geode]

I agree, but yk, mah imperuhm ist da good guys

[storm jungle]

Last one was my craftworld assisting some human rebels in a far flung frontier system.

And seeing all the WW2 atrocities the random IG regiments they are fighting did to them lol

[vagrant fox]

I've just straight up lifted that Roman thing where thyey crucified 6000 people over a 120 mile stretch for one of the things a local IG army did in my sector

[fervent geode]

Heh i can imagine, kasrkin being massive war criminals

[storm jungle]

REAL.

[storm jungle]

Also fucking based

[fervent geode]

Honestly sounds very maccabian

[vagrant fox]

They oughta do that

[storm jungle]

the regiment they are fighting on my end I entirely based on US cavalrymen

including taking scalps, you can see one strapped to his helmet lol

(also the ear necklace)

[fervent geode]

Oh fuck wounded knee in 40k

[storm jungle]

LOL 💀

yeah i based them off of IRL incidents

holy fuck US cavalrymen are awful people

[fervent geode]

Damn, good stuff and art btw

[storm jungle]

🫡

[fervent geode]

I mean most US contingents had their share of war crimes

[shadow plover]

holy fuck US cavalrymen are awful people

[vagrant fox]

Makes me think of that fuckin necklace of dried ears being passed around as a heirloom in Blood Meridian

[storm jungle]

Yeah every branch/era of the US military has done awful warcrimes

[fervent geode]

Its just the Cav were fighting the indians in the whole "manifestin destiny" so uh yk

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[fervent geode]

They got an early start

[storm jungle]

theres some other Regiments im gonna get commissioned from her later

got their sheets drawn up and everything

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-studying-1

[fervent geode]

Mmm interetsing

[storm jungle]

Anyway thats enough stroking myself off

[vagrant fox]

noice

[crisp heath]

Surely that had biological consequences

[vagrant fox]

Oh Penisgate is really funny

[crisp heath]

He can see, like Daredevil

There are worser

[vagrant fox]

They're just injecting hyaluronic acid directly into their dongs to get bigger suits

[crisp heath]

This should be read in the same tone of voice as "they're putting chemicals in the water and turning the frogs gay"

[vagrant fox]

I can approve of that

What happened to that guy who would pop in and complain politics were happening without fail every time

[storm jungle]

OH LOL

[summer mural]

I believe he's been elected potus

[storm jungle]

Shit what was his name

[ionic vessel]

https://www.blacklibrary.com/audio/the-horus-heresy-audiobooks

why are there 190 books in horus heresy

[storm jungle]

Money.

Most of them are worthless.

[summer mural]

The primarchs had a long rebellious puberty phase

[ionic vessel]

what are the good ones

[vagrant fox]

First three

[ionic vessel]

what are first three

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Horus_Heresy_Series

left to right

[vagrant fox]

I did ngl like Betrayer

[storm jungle]

no need to ngl, its a universally praised book

[fervent geode]

All the Word Bearer ones
The First Heretic
Aurelian
Know No Fear
Mark of Calth (anthology)
Betrayal at Calth (duology)
Betrayer
Slaves to Darkness
(I am not biased)

[vagrant fox]

But it's horusyheresy I have a rep to maintain

[storm jungle]

true true

[heady rivet]

The crazy part about that is he was right, the chemicals really were fucking with the frogs and making them switch sex and be infertile

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-gif-10587157

[heady rivet]

Artist shopping is hard

I cant decide which to flog in my basement for the commissions

[vagrant fox]

there should be a homebrew channel so I can be extremely annoying there, surely the mods would appreciate moderating all the nonsense in there

[heady rivet]

And sadly my friend is only good at suggesting porn artists

[heady rivet]

Thats every channel laddy

[vagrant fox]

Even pet tide?

[near wasp]

Well they are good at anatomy

also bro I constantly get dms from people trying to get me to buy art from them

[vagrant fox]

Yeah last time I said something about it I got messages for weeks

[near wasp]

Like every few days I get a new dm. I don't even talk about art in any discords

[vagrant fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGsE_oj4O0

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-me-were-done-finished-lose-gif-5608381

Fair but

No.

[vagrant fox]

Maybe I oughta get warhams plus

[heady rivet]

I want my OC with clothes on please

And armor

[vagrant fox]

Surely Dilara has hoarded enough artists to suggest one

[heady rivet]

I get a ton of suggestions but I'm also a little bitch that feels like

Wait hang on I got it

https://x.com/glubo11/status/1889733823060955256?s=20

Dahlia🇧🇷 commissions closed (@glubo11)

how i feel when im commissioning someone and ask them to change something i didnt like

X · Feb 12, 2025, 5:50 PM

[vagrant fox]

speaking of penisgate

[vagrant fox]

Last time I did it it was very awkward like please draw my little mental blorbo here's some cringe references

I get that

[heady rivet]

God it really does sound like a humiliation ritual

"Make her 25% MORE Chinese" how do I say this and not get blocked

[vagrant fox]

I had that trying to get the artist to make my character browner

[near wasp]

Just tell them the hexadecimal code for the skin color you want

[heady rivet]

There is no PC way to say "Han dynasty peasant farmer phenotype", sadly

[near wasp]

Easy

[vagrant fox]

There is simply no way

[heady rivet]

There is nothing we can do

Also like half the references for womens body types online are softcore porn or weird to have

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1473673540665348238/tinymistake.mp4?ex=699710ef&is=6995bf6f&hm=6abbcadea1921a29a194471ca208b232a86caee35c2b625abf20e169d5d4bb97&

there it is

this video sucks so bad

[near wasp]

It sucks but at a certain point you are paying for a service and you do get to decide how that service gets performed.

[vagrant fox]

Nah it's not that of a big deal

[celest dome]

Just try to be clear with the artist

I tend to be more open, just giving them a theme, and some bits and bobs, but leave the actual art decisions to them.

Same for the tattoo

[heady rivet]

I have a very set image in my mind I just need to find reference images and put it into words

I've been putting off the writeup of the description

[tough haven]

Simple, just be like "hey listen man, theres no easy way to say this, make them browner"

or just uhh

send a color

like the hexcode or just a image of the shade you want and say

"this is what I want for the skin"

Unrelated, gods do I love IXION

[last stone]

The spaceship "city" builder?

[celest dome]

That's the previous game by the Dev of the Mechanicus game ?

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/wugetgtg/a-new-black-library-app-is-on-the-way-heres-what-you-need-to-know/

hype

[vagrant fox]

Jokes aside, I did. They just didn't budge much which is what made it awkward

[heady rivet]

Wait what. An artist just told you they wouldnt go darker skin tone? Why?

[shadow plover]

Real shit?

If this will be cheaper format compared to Audible I'll definitely jump over

though I doubt it

[rose thorn]

i hope its better than audible i hate audible

(i had a subscritpion and lost my account so i paid for liek 100 dollars in subscption fees"

[shadow plover]

[last stone]

Rip dollar

[tough haven]

After mechanicus

and yes its so good

its the only city builder I've ever actually enjoyed

[celest dome]

Huh, thought it was even before, wasn't interested in it, not much for city builders

[tough haven]

and I cant explain what makes it different

came out december 2022

[last stone]

Well it's not a city for starters

And scifi is fun

[celest dome]

It's a city on a space station ?

[tough haven]

So basically you're the administrator for a station sent on a prototype mission to test the possibility of long term exploration and colonization of planets, but for outside reasons, the mission ends up being extended far past the stations intended "shelf life"

so you have to construct a civilization until the completion of your mission

[vagrant fox]

They just didn't do it, more than they said they wouldn't. Strange things happen

Not enough for me to care much

[tough haven]

which was only ever supposed to be "head here and head back to earth" but the mission gets messed up like a sci fi odyssey

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-aniki-gay-bar-gif-22934327

[heady rivet]

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

lmao BRUH

Well depends, what are you getting

[rose thorn]

mf has been charging his side smash he is steaming

[vagrant fox]

don't be mean to aniki 😔

[heady rivet]

SFW OC artwork, most likely full body. Just need an artist that can do facial features besides "woman" (all too frustrating with some) and can be flogged to do lamellar armor lole

Then it will be my gateway reference to get all the other shit I need to comm for her

[storm jungle]

https://x.com/m_sigma39

Sigma Art 🇻🇪 (Working on Comms!) (@m_sigma39) on X

Eng/Esp| He/Him| Digital artist| Venezuelan | Bisexual|
Warhammer fan and Artist|
Support me on Patreon and more social media on the link below!

X

Hes a good friend of mine, tell him I sent you

[heady rivet]

sigma...

[storm jungle]

Go through his media page a bit

HIGHLY recommend his "Color Sketches"

[heady rivet]

Welp cant put off writing up the character description and collecting reference images now

Does he do non-40k?

[rose thorn]

i feel like drawing SoB fanart is akin to torture

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Luckily yes. I had him draw some Supervillain shit for me like a week ago, hes great at it

Also is interested in non-40k fandoms in general

[rose thorn]

"yeahh yeahh i need you to draw my alpha legion slaanesh alligned chaos sister of battle"

"oh yeah draw my valkery warrior space wolf sister of battle"

[heady rivet]

The "Dilara suggested you" to "Nah nah make this woman MORE Chinese" pipeline

[rose thorn]

id like to say I WAS RIGHT about that guys nurgle sisters of battle fetish art

[storm jungle]

tell him both

[storm jungle]

LOL

[celest dome]

About what

[rose thorn]

"its nto a fetish its grim and dark" mf that corpse has perfect skin !

[rose thorn]

someone drew a comic of like a nurgle sister of battle and i siad its fetish art and everyoen says i was crazy

[heady rivet]

"Oh boy thats the post she must mean, I mean she's tagged and all. At least I assume thats her lets-OH GOOD HEAVENS" Me rn

[storm jungle]

AA-

[heady rivet]

Anyway yeah probably gonna abuse this poor bastard with the joys of Chinese armor and clothing

[rose thorn]

then it turns out that artist also draws goru art and i laughed from my throne

[celest dome]

Looking at pictures on the net, I'm not even able to say which one it is 💀

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

He loves history so you're prob in luck lol

[heady rivet]

I cant enjoy things unless I know someone missed the birth of their child to deliver it

[celest dome]

Like those 2 though

[rose thorn]

i am a chaos sob hater so i wont comment

[celest dome]

I quite like them

But they sadly just tend to be soft porn

[heady rivet]

Warhammer Fear Factor: "For the next challenge, you have to write a Sister of Battle corrupted by Slaanesh without tentacle smut"

[rose thorn]

i hate the concept of chaos sob and eveyr way its executed. and it feels pretty sexist too. these are liek the holiest and msot devote followers of the emperor. but oh they fall to chaos and are so much worse off than space marines. IT annoys me to no end!! its like gsc space marines

and gsc xenos side eyes ynnari book

[heady rivet]

I like that Orks just inherently are like "Bro fuck this dudes vibes" if its Genestealer-infested

[rose thorn]

every piece of lore of genestealer xenos is bad lmao, it strips the fun out of gsc and out of the xenos

"oh the gsc orks are uniform and fight like a single force but use their fuck ass nonsense weapons in the name of the purple gorkamorka"

whos is this for!!!

this is me complaining about a book i like btw

[tough haven]

God I hate my chud workers

[queen laurel]

i mean Orks generate the psychic field and are too communal

[tough haven]

the hull of the space station is falling apart and theyre like "erm can you turn off the factories for a day? Otherwise we'll riot"

[rose thorn]

thats why i elect to kill all ironwarrior fans

[tough haven]

like bro I cannot afford to disable the steel mills for a single second

[young pecan]

Cool design
Boobs aren't overaccentuated
Doesn't have the stupid nipple adornments
Realistic body proportions

👌

[rigid dune]

Does the imperium have any allies other than mechanicus?

[tough haven]

knight houses I guess

[summer mural]

They have allied with different factions for short periods in certain situations or campaigns

But not permanently really

Because that would kill the setting

[rigid dune]

Okay, I was wondering because I see some youtubers speculate that new playable class might be an aeldari. Does that even make sense from a lore point?

[tough haven]

haha, no

[summer mural]

No I hate it

[tough haven]

no not at all

[summer mural]

But people here will try to convince you

[tough haven]

even though the inquisition may employ aeldari

they arent gonna send them into a densely populated hive city

[summer mural]

It's possible, but it's just so incredibly stupid

[tough haven]

and the aeldari arent gonna agree to that

"sure send our incredibly valuable agents into suicide missions"

Like the inquisition rarely is able to contract corsairs or rangers or other outcasts

[young pecan]

The Inquisition and Rogue Traders, especially the more radical ones which Grendyl seems to be, certainly can work with Aeldar, but all the things the others say are still true

[summer mural]

A mechanicus or engineer or tech based guy is more likely than anything else I'd say

[tough haven]

but you have to understand aeldari are really really full of themselves

[young pecan]

We may get aeldar NPCs but almost definitely not playable

[tough haven]

they will not lower themselves to this sort of task

[rigid dune]

Yeah, because rejects would not in any case be the group chosen to get the exchange student put with them right?

[jade holly]

The one Xenos I see being playable is maybe a Tau sent to try and sway Atoman residents to join the Greater Good by helping out

[summer mural]

There's so many reasons tbh

[young pecan]

The T'au hate the Imperium and they do even less collaboration than Aeldar, no?

[jade holly]

Idk if a Kin mercenary can even be a thing with the Votann Leagues having a major focus on brotherhood and kinship

[summer mural]

For there to be 0 aeldari in the reject squad, it'd be awesome if the aeldari are actually in the game as a story element though, I'd be down for that

[tough haven]

Not as much as the aeldari hate the imperium

the tau are really open to short term cooperation

but the imperium definitely is not

[tough haven]

this is plausible

the kin are known to be hired as mercenaries

and the inquisition may do this

but again

unlikely to be on the sort of missions rejects are doing

[storm jungle]

If this was a book and it was a few eldar yes.

But from a gameplay perspective 0 sense because craftworld eldar and most other sane ones dont treat their numbers as disposable warriors like the Imperium does.

[rigid dune]

Im thinking that considering that a lot of weapons and mechanics are taken from and or reworked from vermintide, is there is possible race/character that would be suitible to use bows and arrows(or the equivialant)?

[storm jungle]

Bows and arrows dont really exist in 40k

[summer mural]

No

[storm jungle]

they are sometimes joke/goofy weapons more low-end factions use

like those hobos on necromunda the Cawdor

[arctic talon]

There’s the weird plasma ones the interex used

[jade holly]

Tho I would admit an RT managing to somehow convince an Overlord to send Deathmarks to help would be hilarious

[arctic talon]

But they’re extinct

[summer mural]

We already have pretty cool firearms and that's moved away a lot from vermintide

[young pecan]

Surprising, I've heard of eldar teaming with Imperium a lot more. Probably because Tau are a baby civilization and not very numerous

[arctic talon]

Oh the uh

[storm jungle]

Its very niche situations.

[arctic talon]

What’s the weird kroot not a hand crossbow called

[storm jungle]

and in very pocket events

[arctic talon]

That actually just shoots plasma lmao

The yhhhh

[jade holly]

Aeldari help Imperium if it helps the Eldar

[storm jungle]

^

[young pecan]

Oh yeah none of it is out of the kindness of their hearts

[storm jungle]

I mean

[summer mural]

Well

[storm jungle]

the Imperium is awful people

so not like the ydeserve it

but yes lol

[summer mural]

They wanted to revive the French brat so there's that

[storm jungle]

The problem is even if they did do it out of kindness they'd essentially waste valuable lives on a faction that would do nothing in return to assist them.

[arctic talon]

Here’s your bow

[storm jungle]

Its like if Iran assisted the US in some war

America would just go

"Lmao thanks idiot"

[summer mural]

Wait why that bow even have crossbow wings

[young pecan]

"👍"

[summer mural]

Isn't it just a gun

[storm jungle]

REAL.

[storm jungle]

theres darts in the magazine

[summer mural]

Yeah but the wings aren't tethered to anything

You have those so you attach strings

[jade holly]

Doh NoOoOoOoOoOo

Points if you get the reference

[storm jungle]

🫡

[arctic talon]

Also these 2

Vaguely

[jade holly]

Umbrella gun

Gun umbrella

[rigid dune]

So does that shoot actuall bolts or is it like a laser bullter?

[summer mural]

That looks like a pickaxe they stole from the votann

[arctic talon]

Any of the kroot “bows” either aren’t actual bows/cross bows or a railgun disguised as a bow

[arctic talon]

First one laser, big one is a solid slug auto cannon

Small one is a railgun that shoots bolts

[young pecan]

Zola waking up to find space cops, gangers, and admech explorators aboard the Mourningstar at the same time

[arctic talon]

No one in 40k uses actual bows aside from broke criminals, feudal world or feral world people or it’s actually just an energy weapon that looks like a bow

The kroot are the closest to a big faction who uses them

But even then not really lol

[jade holly]

How small is the Tau anyways?

I keep hearing it’s the smallest large faction

[tough haven]

Its written about more, thats it, and usually theyre short term operations that usually end with one side killing the other afterwards

[young pecan]

Do Leagues of Votann count as a large faction

Would they be smaller

[jade holly]

Tmk they’re vast

They basically have a foothold near the center of the galaxy

[tough haven]

So the population of one hive world is more than the entire population of a whole sept

[jade holly]

And how many Septs are in the Tau?

[tough haven]

Uhhh like a couple, not really sure

but I think that gives you the scale

[jade holly]

Very small

[young pecan]

I still can't fathom how hive worlds sustain those numbers
Like yeah everyone is starving and murdering each other for food but seriously

[tough haven]

Because soft sci fi

[jade holly]

And they’re neighboring the fucking Sautekh Dynasty lmao

[young pecan]

uhmmm ya my planet has 80 billion people living in it

are they mass producing food? no

[tough haven]

hard numbers are insane in sci fi

[young pecan]

how do they sustain the population?

[jade holly]

By using the population

Use the resources you got

Corpse starch for the masses

[young pecan]

maybe importing a fuckton but then why would you do that much for a rundown shithole

[storm jungle]

Same way we do

[young pecan]

Like you would have to import an absurd amount

[storm jungle]

theres literally dozens of people dying every second as we talk right now

same with being born

[young pecan]

True, but we occupy a lot of the planet at 8 billion

[storm jungle]

We actually dont

We occupy like 20%

🗺️

[young pecan]

Not including ocean

[storm jungle]

Too late bozo

oceans are superior

[young pecan]

SIGH

[storm jungle]

[rigid dune]

We know more about space than the oceans

[young pecan]

The first statistic you learn in every geography course has been bashed into my skull this day

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

So what you’re saying is we need to colonize the depths

Mariana’s Trench here I come

[storm jungle]

Yeah maybe in 90 years

[surreal nest]

The haul in question

[young pecan]

But that's not even mentioning oxygen though

[jade holly]

Why does Mariana get a Trench?

I want a trench

[jade holly]

Staff of Kings???

[storm jungle]

@heady rivet also i completely forgot and was talking with the artist now. Apparently Twatter has been banned in Venezuela since 2024 so uhh just add him on discord lol msigma39

[jade holly]

Elite Ball Knowledge right there

[storm jungle]

THE OG LEGO BATMAN?

[surreal nest]

ITS SO GAS

[storm jungle]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[jade holly]

When I was younger I found that game to be HARD

[surreal nest]

Soul calibur legend is crazy too its a fucking motion control only hack and slash

You dodge with nunchuks and it has full fighting game combos

[young pecan]

How are 80 billion people sustained in terms of oxygen and making sure CO2 poisoning doesn't kill them

[jade holly]

You know what you needed in that haul?

Punch Out Wii

[surreal nest]

I want it so bad

I cant fucking find it

I got house of the dead 2 and 3 though

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-out-punchout-aran-ryan-irish-ireland-gif-15847754990626100811

[surreal nest]

And a gun shell

[jade holly]

Aaron Ryan my beloved

[surreal nest]

They had this weird wii game similar to punch out called Sword and I want it

[jade holly]

My favorite Socioathic cheating Irishman

[surreal nest]

I think the wii doesnt deserve the shit it gets its so good

This is a day one preorder wii and it has zero issues

[jade holly]

What? People hate the Wii?

The Wii is legendary

Second best console ever after the PS2

[surreal nest]

Ive heard nothing but scoffs and flak

Ps2 is my next venture

[jade holly]

Smh

Here’s a game you need for the PS2

And listen well

Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights

[surreal nest]

I got all these games from this brand new game store near me and the dude legit downsold me on a bunch of shit

[jade holly]

Legendary Scooby doo game

[surreal nest]

Im looking for the godzilla games on ps2

🗣️

[jade holly]

I got one for the original Xbox I can play on my Series X I think

Destroy All Monsters

[surreal nest]

Ps5 is lame you cant backwards compatability with discs only digital

[jade holly]

Weak

Rip it’s not backwards compatible cause of licensing

Damn licensing laws

[rose thorn]

Anyone recommend programs for opening torrents?

[celest dome]

I'm using Transmission QT Client atm

[storm jungle]

🫡

[heady rivet]

Another humiliation ritual in the commission process

And I gotta pop in on my paypal for the first time in years RAAAAAAAH

Or did I use cashapp that last time?

[raven stone]

The work day is almost over...my brain

It is goop

Puddle

Kebosh'ed

[vagrant fox]

have a cool little thing

[celest dome]

It's like people linking to the DR. Who wiki for random stuff

[rose thorn]

is like, people moving to the US and keeping photos of their political leaders hung on their walls a real thing or is that just something for the sake of TV

ive seen that bit everywhere

[rocky gale]

It used to be a thing

[rose thorn]

the south asain guy who owns a store and has a picture of the dictator of thier home country next to the enterence

[rose thorn]

?

use to?

[rocky gale]

I dunno if it still is

Like people in the UK used to always have a picture of the Monarch in their house, but now it's pretty uncommon

[rose thorn]

yeah but like, its the eqvuilant of someone from britian moving to north korea and keeping a picture of king charles . i might not be monacry coded enough to understand

[rocky gale]

Again back in the day they would have done that, but not so much nowadays

[rose thorn]

weird

i guess its like how some resturants use to keep picutres of the presidents hung up

have you guys seen that episode of my strange addicitons with that guy w ho is obsessed with presidental merch

his wife was like "he spends more time in his office than wiht me"

adn the camera crew walks into his 1 to 1 recreation of the oval office

[vagrant fox]

I've heard Norwegians still have pictures of the monarchy hanging in the outhouse, provided they have one, but I don't know if it's true

[rose thorn]

hes gotta by my second favorite guy who most definetly voted fro trump twice

[rose thorn]

I feel like there has gotta be a point where making a replica of the Oval Office is some kind of crime

[humble shoal]

There were several times they made a fake opal office for Biden (Im assuming other presidents had it too)

[daring creek]

Holyfuck lego batman 1 AND 2?

Sick

I had the first game on my 3ds

Second one on my wii

[opaque coyote]

Guys

Wanna go to a restaurant?

https://x.com/i/status/2023865821878161501

shitpost memes (@shtpostmemes)

X · Feb 17, 2026, 9:03 PM

It's on me

Also it actually means ||"Rice hub"||

Well literally anyways

fàn usually refers to food in general

So it's probably ||"Food hub"||

[solid horizon]

Hell yeah im probably getting 4 authentic space crusade chaos androids and an original chaos dreadnought

this is truly a dark mechanicum moment

[celest dome]

@arctic talon There's gonna be a Lancer video game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GiXytAsL4A

[arctic talon]

I know

[tough haven]

Sad it’s not multiplayer

[arctic talon]

Maybe someday lol

[crisp heath]

I am quite fond of the 40k youtuber Astartes Anonymous

[heady rivet]

Its amazing how every Guardsman cosplay looks like a normal person and the most Guardsman looking person to ever exist irl was that shitty To Catch A Predator decoy that was like 30

[daring creek]

Isn't that channel just aura

[celest dome]

Wa?

[raven stone]

Yea, wha?

[winter pine]

I wish Astartes Anonymous did more reviews of chapters people wrote up and submitted, I thought that was fun

[storm jungle]

Just slop astartes content yeah

[rocky gale]

It's impressive how they can take a 9 word sentence from a novel/codex and turn it into a 2 minute long short

[rocky gale]

"Did you know a Space Marine once stabbed a naval officer for simply questioning an order, in an incident that occurred part way through the novel Battle for Space Station 3 of the Horus Heresy Series, the Space Marine Brother Squibwillus of the Salamander Chapter looked to the nearby deck officer and said "Are you questioning me?" and then stabbed him. This was an interesting occurrence that shocked those present and really makes you think about the power and instability of even the most calm and serene Space Marine despite being from the most kind hearted Legion"

[humble shoal]

Oh that guy

[storm jungle]

YEP

[rocky gale]

Basically every Astartes Anonymous short

[storm jungle]

Its why i dont really care too much for it.

Good if people wanna enjoy it obvs but like man

[humble shoal]

I liked his vraks one with the krieg colonel

[storm jungle]

I wish there was channels that actually explore the vastness/interesting bits of 40k instead of just nothing but Marines

[humble shoal]

Because he left out the end

Where the krieg colonel sends the commisar to die

[humble shoal]

How many marines books are there?

[solid horizon]

these old chaos dreadnoughts are certainly something

mmh, I truly wonder where I've seen them before

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cartoon-93

[daring creek]

The damned algorithm strikes again

[daring creek]

Wife

Whats its name again

209 something

[rocky gale]

I'm your what?

Oh the mech

[solid horizon]

if get one I dont care what anyone sez imma use it as a helbrute

[daring creek]

Not you flesh bag

[solid horizon]

ED 209

[humble shoal]

I like the random slavic 40k shitposts because I have no idea what is going on

[daring creek]

I don't think that counts as a mech

Its an AI operated death machine

[daring creek]

It literally shot a dude even after he dropped his weapon

In a test

[humble shoal]

I have no idea what is going on but I think whf is part of it

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-robcop-ed209-ed209-gif-20679046

when you fail charge roll

[daring creek]

NOOOO

[solid horizon]

meanwhile Cain is the most daemon engine thing possible from robocop

[daring creek]

I wish there was a arbites servitor that looked like this.

Like please GW

Make a cop servitor like him

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-robocop-cain-cain-gif-16913519

[rocky gale]

"Did you do anything nice over the weekend"

"Yea so I was pounding the shit out of some bears with the boys in the woods"

[daring creek]

Though

Arbites are mind wiped as children and groomed to be cops right

[humble shoal]

Krumping a bear with da boys.

[humble shoal]

Nah just orphans

[solid horizon]

closest you'll get

[fervent geode]

Sort of, more indoctrinated than mind wiped

And the cop training only starts after "graduation" iirc

[daring creek]

What is dat

https://youtu.be/BEhXAtFgNrk

[solid horizon]

it's a servitor

from the servitor battleclade kill team

[humble shoal]

Them grippers

[solid horizon]

people in ad mech visibly ignore the existence of shoes

everyone is barefeet

the only ad mech model you can put shoes on...

is the onager dunecrawler

[humble shoal]

Just make an army of servoskulls

Only servoskulls

[solid horizon]

500 servoskulls

[humble shoal]

Some of the spider ones

[daring creek]

Transition goals

[solid horizon]

500 scarab swarms

[plush mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024386591759806514/1473403075690500117/6afzzJS_7TJp7JcN.mp4?ex=6996bdcb&is=69956c4b&hm=6287da2faed9433b61a3231ac415d21e266f061f6a14a674c84539456a783b13&

just to annoy people

[languid meadow]

I have like no idea what this is

diablo?
DoS?

idk fuckin know

[rocky gale]

Yes you gotta watch some real edits

[heady rivet]

HERE'S a real edit

[rocky gale]

No heres the real shit

[celest dome]

"If I don't love it I don't swallow"

You're allowed to quote that

[heady rivet]

We need to legally ban 18 year olds

Just like

From existing

[vagrant fox]

Why they make cool shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1473770992911519938/astarion.mp4?ex=69976bb2&is=69961a32&hm=2f2a9677a7187d3844e791182c9abd17fc54a548ec375a0341bf1621809ad5e8&

[rose thorn]

Put them in cryo stasis until 25

[rocky gale]

But then they'd still be 18

[rose thorn]

damn//

[paper haven]

Execute them by firing squad

[heady rivet]

Harsh, but fair

[sacred bluff]

https://fixupx.com/Mericamemed/status/2023721590437851559?s=20

MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed)

This dude was born to narrate 40k, dare I say…destined

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FixupX · Feb 17, 2026, 11:30 AM

[lament shoal]

I saw this guy in my insta feed the other day. I wish he had read the whole thing lol

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLA3RgdxMcY

[lament shoal]

[jade holly]

Have Tau not gotten their Grimdark canon event yet?

Necrons had War in Heaven, Eldar the Birth of Slaanesh, Orks… existing, Votann… existing, Tyranids… existing, Man had the Horus Heresy which also brings in Chaos

[storm jungle]

No because they are barely at that stage yet lol

[crisp heath]

wdym

[lament shoal]

I love that guy. Deadlifts for the dark gods and the gaming storyteller are also really good ones as well

[crisp heath]

i shall check them out later

[celest dome]

Missus mean that the Astartes clips are less about tactics and more about showing cool set pieces that give the protagonist plot armour

[crisp heath]

so pretty much like majority of 40k media

[celest dome]

Ye

fair

[rose thorn]

anyone knwo what the gulliman kit looks like without his shoulderpads?

[crisp heath]

stupid

[rose thorn]

im currently masterminding a kitbash

thinking abou tmaking gulliman a stormcast

[daring creek]

Yea just feels omega rinse and repeat on that channel

few videos feel standout

besides dreadnoughts

[celest dome]

Can't find anything

[vagrant fox]

It's an okay for sometimes channel

arms are like that

dunno about how it looks assembled without the pauldrons

[celest dome]

All the assembling video show them mounting the pauldron before putting it on the body

[storm jungle]

Your opinion is correct tbh

"all of 40k" is not an excuse for slop content lol

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/2Kats1Roach/status/2023867046451441702?s=20

2 Kats 1 Roach (@2Kats1Roach)

I don’t even know what to say.

This is by far, one of the most dented things he has done. I can’t even fathom how he thought this would be a good idea.

It’s like the opposite of closed captions. It’s like a terrible audiobook. I’m speechless.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 17, 2026, 9:08 PM

I;m actually in tears

[crisp heath]

i mean he does it because it gives him money

man just knows the algorithm and it gets attention

[storm jungle]

I mean idc, its slop

[crisp heath]

thats fair

[storm jungle]

SPEAKING OF SLOP

[storm jungle]

IS THAT FUCKING PHIL

[crisp heath]

the fuck is this

[arctic talon]

Guilliman is def bigger then he is on mini compare weird

[storm jungle]

THAT CANT BE HIM

[arctic talon]

But you can prolly make him a very easy kitbash for like

the "bigger" stormcasts

[heady rivet]

IT IS

[arctic talon]

not Lord celestant he's too fat

[rose thorn]

ah gotcha ! thank you

[storm jungle]

FUCK

[heady rivet]

Borderline experimental

[crisp heath]

schizophrenic

[storm jungle]

Do you know who DSP is

[crisp heath]

nuh uh

[storm jungle]

okay good

one more soul saved

[crisp heath]

i kinda want to know now

[storm jungle]

Okay so

you see that clip right?

[crisp heath]

[daring creek]

oh the gamin journalist

[storm jungle]

Phil is a lowlife gamer piece of shit

THATS BEEN DOING THAT ROUTINE

FOR OVER 30 YEARS

[crisp heath]

what

[storm jungle]

he has an entire sub-culture on youtube

where people take his "gameplay" of shit he plays

and edit them with comments showing how much of a fuckup he is

called "This is How You Dont Play"

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-hate-dsp-gif-8682951

DSP is the king of hate babyyyyyyy

[storm jungle]

Hes got an entire wikipage

[heady rivet]

Also he works on tank controls, as seen here

[storm jungle]

DSP is an absolute epitome of a human scum

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[limpid granite]

his tears of the kingdom gameplay hurts

[crisp heath]

how have i never heard of this guy before

[storm jungle]

EVERYTHING he plays hurts

[storm jungle]

hes just not that popular

hes like a parasite

this isnt eve an insult

He very much lives in the underbelly of the internet/gaming sphere

you can search up some "This is How You Dont Play"s and get an idea after the first 5m

hes an absolute awful human being wit han entire 40k-tier lore to him as a person

[arctic talon]

is he a lolcow

[limpid granite]

he also jorked it on stream

[celest cedar]

unfortunately I do

[crisp heath]

what

[limpid granite]

yup

[plush mason]

is there any famous person named Phil that hasnt turned out to be a POS?

[storm jungle]

I guess? But like hes ancient.

[limpid granite]

he thought his webcam was off so started jonking it

[storm jungle]

Phil is like a part of the entire history of youtube as a minor background figure

[limpid granite]

which is what made dsp explode in popularity

[crisp heath]

If I had a webcam I'd triple check before doing something how did he put so much trust in it being off to JERK OFF

[heady rivet]

He's non-stop streaming and e-begging because he cant afford to go ONE day without somehow making stream or youtube money. To the point he was monetizing his daily life with reviews of his shampoos when he showered. He's super in credit card debt. Aslo he jacked off on stream once and didnt clean up just got into the stream.

||And he has a bachelors in FINANCE||

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[heady rivet]

WAIT HIS BEST VIDEO

HOLY SHIT

[storm jungle]

His family also has completely disowned him.

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/Kj0N-GJZLMc

This is

Postmodernist

[storm jungle]

YEP LMAO

[celest cedar]

old man lolcow

[storm jungle]

Like the stuff he does isnt disgusting its more just Cunty/Assholey. Hes a prime piece of shit if I had to sum it up.

[celest cedar]

just like LTG

[arctic talon]

finance

he's a business major of course

[crisp heath]

So if I had to guess people who just watch him and basically give money for him is just to see somebody at its lowest ever and laugh at him

cause aint no way

[arctic talon]

Lolcow

yes

[celest cedar]

yes

[storm jungle]

Its hard to explain

[celest cedar]

thats what a lolcow is

[arctic talon]

he is a prehistoric lolcow

[storm jungle]

because some people do that but some legit believe/like him somehow

[arctic talon]

before lolcows were a thing

is what I've gathered

[limpid granite]

the machinima logo holy

[storm jungle]

like at this point his entire existence is just sad

[heady rivet]

Credit where its due. Unlike other lolcows he did not sexually assault his mother

[crisp heath]

patient zero?

[storm jungle]

The thing is we are not even exaggerating when we say he hasnt changed at all over the course of two decades.

[celest cedar]

I was gonna say

[arctic talon]

the bar is on the floor if we start with that Lolcow