40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

it literally lags so bad I cant even write the shit i want

so i gotta open as eperate kapwing page

write teh name there

and copy paste it into the map page

[crisp heath]

Jesus christ

[storm jungle]

YEP

I uh

i really should haveu sed photoshop

oh well too late now

[crisp heath]

How long did it take you to make all of this

[storm jungle]

Uhhh the map? Like a few months. Its really not that hard when you keep it this simplistic.

The harder part was finding custom symbols for my Votann League and Necron Dynasty.

for the other symbols i just used an imperium font and designated some symbols in it for custom meanings i wanted

[crisp heath]

I see

[storm jungle]

like all the green spear holding systems are non-imperial human territories etc

[crisp heath]

Thats cool

Thanks for the info, everyone
This shall help me a lot

[storm jungle]

🫡 🫡 🫡 🫡

[heady rivet]

Chat I am so cooked I have to skip out on class today

[storm jungle]

Same but tomorrow

[heady rivet]

I'm seething

I have a lab today

[heady rivet]

Fuck my stupid chud life

[vagrant fox]

Ind I suppose?

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

I always thinksof this Chad meme every time I see katakros

[spring cairn]

CA turning 5 lines of lore into something of substance yet again

[celest dome]

Like with Cathay, it's more probable that GW had this in the back for Cathay and allowed to herald it with TWW

[rocky gale]

Knowing GW it was a 20 year old post it note with "Chinese man tiger person?" Written on it

[heady rivet]

Never understood of feline men among furries. The barbs aint great

Even Barenziah knows this

[vagrant fox]

This is a horrid image

[raven stone]

Jokes aside, it is also a good litmus as to what bits are memorable, and what bits are forgettable.

If you yourself forget it, no way an audience will find that it sticks out…

[heady rivet]

Yet all too true

Wdym my grimdark universe isnt hecking wholesome? Bad things...HAPPEN?

[raven stone]

Legit complaints about IoM aside, is also why some people complaining about the “new audiences” approaching 40k.

Like yes there are extreme right wing nutters, but there are people who are genuinely not ideologically aligned, yet are annoyed when (in the Rogue Trader game) you save people and end up having some Chaos cultists sneak onto your ship alongside the refugees…

(They expected to have 0 consequences.)

[heady rivet]

I still remember when Grimdank found out the setting was Grimdark

[crisp heath]

People who still act pissy about chairon and acheran dying off screen

[raven stone]

TBF it is somewhat within reason to want to see the glory of their passing in full

(Read: more annoyed at “off screen” rather than the actual death)

There is an untapped media market there.

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but can a chapter have to change their name if it shares a word that traitors warband or legion has

For example, would Space Tigers be possible or would Terra say no, because of the Tiger claws

[storm jungle]

Not really no.

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hd2ygsuz/defend-the-cadian-gate-with-the-archmagos-terminus-and-new-skitarii-heavies/

[shadow plover]

lovely stuff

[celest dome]

Still need a bespoke melee battle line unit

[crisp heath]

I still think its dumb tbh, not every character needs whole paragraphs of their passing
Some times they just die in combat with no cool last standing or honorable fights

They just die

[celest dome]

At most give them an excerpt about their death

[last stone]

Like the celestial lions being killed by orc snipers

[celest dome]

No need to do much more

No that's different

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/zvKd6uDr3Wo?si=K2w-KVM1Pfpwer6c

[rocky gale]

I love the new character, her specialisation is War

[crystal forum]

animation is well done but i fucking hate this

[rocky gale]

If form of technology doesn't help her kill things she isn't interested

[celest dome]

Oh what's your doctorate ?
Death

[crystal forum]

i will post this again later when chat dead

[rocky gale]

We're trying to talk about big killy woman

[last stone]

Archmagos Terminus. Cool name

[storm jungle]

Extreme cringe.

[crystal forum]

finally

this person gave helldivers shoulder pads

kill them

also making helldivers into space marines when they're clearly tempestus aquilons

FUCK YOU

[arctic talon]

ORDO REDUCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO

I wish the skitarii were cult mechanicus units instead

But I’LL TAKE IT

[shadow plover]

I love me some thickarii

[raven stone]

Ok, calling it now.
Next expansion is GW going ham on all things iron themed or adjacent.
So Iron Hands, Iron Warriors, Mordian Iron Guard, Ad Mech

A literal war of iron.

[solid horizon]

Vanguard Immortals let's gooooo lmao

[solid horizon]

It's good for me because I play Iron Warrior dark mechanicum

But it's bad for me because

It's gon be expensive af

[rose thorn]

Happened multiple times yeah

IM SO HAPPY FOR ADMECH FANS

[arctic talon]

Wish they were tech priests

But can’t win em all

lol

[rose thorn]

Admech finally has a third infantry kit

[arctic talon]

Admech has a ton of infantry kits lol

There’s like 6?

Electro priests, skitarii, battle servitors, sicarians

Oh huh it’s only 4

lol

[storm jungle]

arent electro-priests more like special battle mages?

[arctic talon]

Yeah but they’re infantry

If Mag meant battleline/troops option these guys are def not a basic troops option

Based on loadout

[storm jungle]

Damn i didnt know that 💀

they always present them in a more special light, might be being shirtless i guess

[rose thorn]

Forgot they existed

[storm jungle]

Shut up

https://klipy.com/gifs/george-lopez-sharkboy

[rose thorn]

Cries

[rose thorn]

I meant like foot units lol, the only kits that came min was the skitarii and infiltrators

[crystal forum]

eletro priests are fun but they're visually disabled sooooo

[winter pine]

gork is this real?

[rose thorn]

10 billion bones to Nagash

[arctic talon]

They can see still via the motive force

Don’t ask how

[rose thorn]

Wait a second, is the next box CSM vs admech on Cadia lmao

[arctic talon]

Nah it’s Agripinna

[hallow saddle]

is that like when john wick sees in code at the end of the first matrix

[arctic talon]

Idfk lol

It’s described as seeing the energy/lack of energy within things

[crystal forum]

eletromagnetic waves or some shit

[celest dome]

Electromagnetic waves bending differently through different mediums to the point the person can distinguish movement and beings

[young pecan]

It's a Nagash specific quest thing

[spring cairn]

yeag but they're always there

[young pecan]

I'm playing Tomb Mids to help give my friend tips and that's for the books of nagash thing

They have one for whatever reason

[celest dome]

For a second I thought you meant that Nagash was a playable faction 💀

OIh wait

[young pecan]

Those are elf units/lord, so is it moreso technically lore that they're amazonian?

[celest dome]

He'll be

[languid meadow]

soon

soon

[celest dome]

Or is

[young pecan]

Also I've never heard of them

[languid meadow]

the quest is about the books

his tomes

[young pecan]

Collect my pronouns

[celest dome]

The Amazonian ?

[young pecan]

In WHF nah

[celest dome]

They weren't a big thing

Still could be a fun sub-faction for Lizardmen.

[rose thorn]

They are in BLOODDBOWLLLLLLL

[crystal forum]

do you guys think a regular stormtrooper blaster is better than a lasgun

i don't think people ever reload in star wars

[storm jungle]

They do but its rare lol

[crystal forum]

i'd just spam shoot that shit

[arctic talon]

Blasters are good for several thousand shots or something lol

Ignoring ttrpg stuff

[crystal forum]

are star wars blasters more consistently portrayed as specifically not being lasers

[arctic talon]

Yes

They’re explicitly plasma bolts

Contained by a magnetic field

[crystal forum]

unlike lasguns yeah

which change all the time

[arctic talon]

There’s laser weapons

But they’re their own thing

Ish

[storm jungle]

damn no wonder people get instantly killed when shot by them lmao

[arctic talon]

Yeah Star Wars has the arms race between weapons and armor end in the guns advantage lmao

Most armor in Star Wars isnt meant to keep you fighting, its to stop you from getting cooked alive and die on the spot lol

[crystal forum]

armor only serves to reuse background actors in star wars

[arctic talon]

Yeah basically lmao

You’d rather be wearing armor then not

But you’ll probably wish you were dead after getting shot most of the time

[crystal forum]

it's funny how it's like a selling point that mandalorian armor doesnt immediately let you die

[spring cairn]

i'd walk it off

[crystal forum]

an armor actually doing its job wow

[arctic talon]

There's plenty of armor that can do that in universe

its just $$$

Beksar is one of many sufficently heat resistant materials

also mandalorians almost always cut that shit with durasteel

[crystal forum]

i bought low quality beksar from the mandalorian

i want a refund

[storm jungle]

let me test it jay

just to be sure

[arctic talon]

The Armorsmith cut my shit bruh 💀

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Tbh if they sell you Beskar its probably 99% of the time just gona be really nice durasteel 💀 they're deadass racist about who gets to use that stuff

cultreist?

Xenophobic

[storm jungle]

Im glad that isnt the case IRL

[arctic talon]

yeah thats the one

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

the Mandalorians are pretty xenophobic about teaching their traditions to anyone not inducted into their culture(any branch)

[crystal forum]

tbf fuck those guys for acting like they own a raw material

[storm jungle]

I mean they do

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Tbf it only occurs on their homeworld and home system

LOL

They hold a monoply on it

[storm jungle]

jay thinks hes an anglo-coloniser

[arctic talon]

Well held a monoply on it

till they got genocided

Tbf the Mandalorians were genocidal assholes as well

[vagrant fox]

They're weirdly xenophilic xenophobic

[arctic talon]

there's a reason no one liked them

[arctic talon]

They're fine with you if you're part of their culture, otherwise GTFO

lol

[crystal forum]

what even is beskar is it like a metal

[arctic talon]

Beksar is a metal refined from a specific ore found on Mandalore/Concordia/Astroids in their homesystem

other people can refine it as good as them

[crystal forum]

wait so it's actually refined not just a raw resource

[arctic talon]

but the issue is getting your hands on it

yes Beskar is the refined state of "mandalorian iron"

we don't know wtf the ore is actually called

beyond the slang term

[crystal forum]

so it's a process to make it right

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

why dont others copy it

[arctic talon]

because it needs that specific ore

you can use other ores for it but it won't be the same

[crystal forum]

oh so it does require a macguffin ore

[arctic talon]

yeah

it requires macguffinite

other people have replicated the process

with other ores or stolen "mandalorian iron"

[queen laurel]

also the rampant use i'm pretty sure has literally lower the amount you can find that shit is rare

[arctic talon]

and been able to make stuff as good if not better

lol

[arctic talon]

yeah no they basicially strip mined a planet to death for it lol

[crystal forum]

can you make a sword out of it

[arctic talon]

to fuel their crusades in the past

[arctic talon]

yes

[crystal forum]

would it be able to fight a lighsaber

[arctic talon]

spears are common

yes

Beskar is lightsaber resistant

not immune

[queen laurel]

Survive the hit yes you surviving the hit however not so much unless you are also wearing best kar

[arctic talon]

do not try to lock blades

[crystal forum]

is there anything lightsaber immune

[arctic talon]

some of the fancier spears have power fields

[arctic talon]

Phrik and Cortosis

[queen laurel]

there is a metal that shorts them out

Cortosis

[crystal forum]

man lightsabers really are op

[arctic talon]

also mandalorians have power fists

well in legends at least

[queen laurel]

Cad bane who specializes in hunting force sensitives uses Cortosis bullets

[arctic talon]

but there's a fancy traditional combat knife + spear

that mandalorians make out of beskar

[crystal forum]

is there a range beskar weapon

like a crossbow or something

[arctic talon]

No

too valuble

there's guns made out of it

but nothing that fires it

[storm jungle]

jay is basically going

"Why cant we make Damascus steel mechs"

WHY DO YOU THINK DINGUS

[arctic talon]

also Mandalorians(among other cultures) have power armor in star wars

[crystal forum]

it would be cool though

[storm jungle]

sorry jay

[arctic talon]

there's a few power armored cultures

lol

[storm jungle]

cutting off all your trade routes

and also doing an embargo on you

[crystal forum]

and there's always that one character with the OP equipment

[storm jungle]

so long gay bowser

[arctic talon]

The Mandalorians deserve that one

for sucessful genocide

lol

[crystal forum]

im doing tariffs on dilarastan

[arctic talon]

multiple times

Its a wonder the republic didn't kill them all in the past

[crystal forum]

republic being incompetent

[arctic talon]

though I suppose the republic doesn't belive in genocide

no the republic wasn't incompetent against the mandalorians

they just chose not to culturally genocide the mandalorians

after defeating the Crusades

[queen laurel]

They should have

[storm jungle]

AAAA-

https://klipy.com/gifs/arab-cat-cat-arab

[arctic talon]

Tbf the Mandalorians did reform culturally

after getting curbstomped

to become not genocidal

still assholes though

[crystal forum]

yeah then they got a shitty season 3 of a tv show

[arctic talon]

no not that

I'm talking about way earlier

[vagrant fox]

It's just bants no reason to get mad

[crystal forum]

deepfake skywalker still creeps me tf out

[rose thorn]

i had to resist mkaing a mandalore gaming joke

[spring cairn]

important lesson about how extreme violence solves everything

[arctic talon]

tbf

[rose thorn]

dear god please release a good AOS game so mandalore plays it

[arctic talon]

considering how they didn't go on another crusade with the goal of wiping out anyone who didn't join them

I'd say it worked

[crystal forum]

i hope all mandalorians die

i would say except boba fett but he's lame now too

the series was boring

[storm jungle]

Lmao bruh

jay is just racist

[crystal forum]

true i dont like new zealanders

[vagrant fox]

Another mandalorian crusade upon the core worlds is needed

[crystal forum]

why are they called core worlds if they're not even in the galactic core

[vagrant fox]

a 9th one or whatever

[near wasp]

Because it's the governmental core

[vagrant fox]

They're adjacent enough

[rose thorn]

i thought poeple like mandelores???????

[near wasp]

They call the center the deep core

[crystal forum]

what's the history of the core worlds anyways

[arctic talon]

They're cool but also they're super oversaturated lmao

[crystal forum]

how did they get like 99% of the galactic population

[arctic talon]

both Disney and Lucasarts have a hardon for them since forever

[crystal forum]

does coruscant event have a history

[arctic talon]

Yes

It has quite a lot

[crystal forum]

so we know what it looked like before being a giant city

[arctic talon]

not as much as Mandalore(ironically)

yes

there's a single preserved patch of land on it still

thats a nature preserve

for rich people

[rose thorn]

fair

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

no but do we know how it built up

[wary fulcrum]

Like Sparta for Romans

[storm jungle]

Im glad we dont have such locations IRL on earth

would be really goofy and silly

[crystal forum]

sparta was a resort for romans?

[storm jungle]

[wary fulcrum]

During the Roman times yeah, it became a theme park

[arctic talon]

Sparta was a tourist destination for Romans yeah

where the Spartans would LARP

about their glorious past

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

yeah sparta was just a small city state at that point right

well past its prime

[arctic talon]

it was

[wary fulcrum]

Always was

[arctic talon]

well past its prime for a while

💀

[rose thorn]

just like modenr day greece

[arctic talon]

Much like how Mandalorians LARP about the good old days of executing adults and kidnapping children

and dropping planets on people

[crystal forum]

wild how even back when romans were around they still had ancient stories

[arctic talon]

oh god Mandalorains really are just the Sparta of star wars

Tbh Egypt is another funny example

[rose thorn]

tbf rome had like, an apocalypse between the spaces in time

[arctic talon]

Egypt has such a long history

China as well

[wary fulcrum]

Wait till you find out how Cleopatra was closer to the invention of Grok than she was to the building of the Pyramids

[arctic talon]

Long lasting historical civilizations in the same "area" are always interesting

[crystal forum]

if i remember correctly, ancient egypt is farther away from romans than rome's fall is to us

[opaque coyote]

Did the unfortunate act of reading the news

[storm jungle]

I hope so

[arctic talon]

Yep

[rose thorn]

THE UNDERWORLDS CENTURY OF CRIT GREVIOUS

[arctic talon]

also tbh I do not like how some parts of the CCP try to push that Ancient China was one continuous civilization lol

its so fucking weird

[crystal forum]

egypt larping has been around for millenia lel

[arctic talon]

tbf the Pharoh's always get really into it

[near wasp]

They broke apart like 30 times

[vagrant fox]

That's a weird one

[arctic talon]

especially the foreign conquerer ones

which is most of them

[opaque coyote]

One continuous civilization?

Bitch, the maximum a dynasty lasted for was like 400 years before it shatters like glass

[vagrant fox]

The first pyramids were built in like the mid 2600s bc it's a longass time ago

[crystal forum]

trying to further the han supremacy narrative or smth

[near wasp]

But the CCP has to push that narrative because it "unifies" china

[opaque coyote]

It is anything BUT continuous

[wary fulcrum]

My favourite is how the Ptolemic family tree is a straight line

With one Syrian dude mixed in

[arctic talon]

relevant to Egyptian Pharohs and their perception in the US

[crystal forum]

and humans have been around for like tens of thousands of years. wild to think there's hardly any place on earth where a person hasn't already stepped on

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, on some level, we like to think of ancient civilizations as one continuous culture that was always like that way until it collapsed.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

Like this goes for a lot of famous period in history

[arctic talon]

and its weird

[near wasp]

Alot of foreigners were pharaoh and like most famously cloepatra was fucking greek

[opaque coyote]

People forget Samurai used guns

[wary fulcrum]

Ooooh!

The Sea Peoples!

I love those guys

Weren’t too popular at the time mind…

[celest cedar]

wait

[arctic talon]

there's not a single ancient civilization that was continious with no cut what so ever

[storm jungle]

LMFAO FUCKING TONY

[opaque coyote]

We need more Samurai using guns

[celest cedar]

whos the italian or rather roman pharaoh

[crystal forum]

i personally like to believe that light skin has always been a trend for wealthier people so they'd probably be less dark than the average sun bathed pyramid worker or smth

[arctic talon]

Cleopatra was greek so close enough/j

jokes aside I found this meme online so I'm not sure

[opaque coyote]

I wonder if America falls, if History will just depict us as just our WW2 selves

[arctic talon]

lemme search

[wary fulcrum]

Macedonian technically

For like, 12 generations with 1 Syrian dude

And I shit you not, it’s so much fun reading it

[storm jungle]

also I love that top left actor

[crystal forum]

idk why light skin is seen as preferable fucking everywhere in the world

[arctic talon]

nvm Cleopatra was

[crystal forum]

asians love white skin for some reason

[opaque coyote]

I mean... not everywhere?

[celest cedar]

Rami Malek playing everybody from Egyptians

[arctic talon]

light skin shows you don't work in the fields

[celest cedar]

to just white people

[opaque coyote]

But a lot of majority

[vagrant fox]

Used to mean you was rich because you didn't work the fields

[arctic talon]

is as simple as that

[spring cairn]

pale = noble cuz these pepl didn't go outside

[arctic talon]

same with dainty feet/hands

or long nails

[opaque coyote]

It's also why the fat were revered

[arctic talon]

you're not a physical laborer

[spring cairn]

so that's why it's favoured

[opaque coyote]

Although that disappeared

[spring cairn]

it looked noble

[opaque coyote]

Fat meant that you had plenty of food

[storm jungle]

He REALLY has the look for it too

[opaque coyote]

enough to be well...

[arctic talon]

though now a single long nail just looks like you have a coke nail

[opaque coyote]

fat

[arctic talon]

which fits rich people anyways

[storm jungle]

his face structure is really alien

but like historic

lol

[spring cairn]

yeah lmao

still a noble trait

[opaque coyote]

Gotta have long nails to slash people like a shitty wolverine

[vagrant fox]

I bet you say this about all copts

[arctic talon]

but yeah pale skin = not a physical laborer

therefore rich/nobility

[near wasp]

Also pharaohs were so inbred too. Those guys look too normal

[opaque coyote]

...actually Wolverine's claws are only useful cause he has an adamantite skeleton so

it's just pre-experiment X wolverine

[arctic talon]

yeah

[near wasp]

Have y'all ever read king Tuts autopsy

[crystal forum]

people bleaching their skin to conform to the standards of aristocracy

[celest cedar]

rectangular head shape with a touch of white featurs (I cant specifically pinpoint it tho)

[arctic talon]

Yes

the like

tiny heart thing

💀

[near wasp]

And like he had solid tiny black kidneys

[wary fulcrum]

Poor Grinch

[opaque coyote]

I would totally curse people too if my body was like that

[arctic talon]

nowdays its less relevant but paler skin is still seen as prettier

[opaque coyote]

Like on god

[storm jungle]

see SEAF Chan

[opaque coyote]

I would totally curse whoever the fuck interrupted my tomb

[storm jungle]

its always a white woman with blonde hair

fucking agarthans

[arctic talon]

I was referring to East Asian cultural trends

💀

[storm jungle]

same thing

[crystal forum]

bro the average kpop star is whiter than me

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

King Tut's curse was clearly meant to hide the embarrassment that was his autopsy

Clearly

[near wasp]

For a second there I though you said argonians

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

Also Korea is like plastic surgery capital of the world

tbh

[near wasp]

Like since when was dilara a dunmer

[opaque coyote]

also

[opaque coyote]

Dunmers hate everybody

Including other Dunmers

[arctic talon]

fallout new vegas

[opaque coyote]

Dilara would be a Dunmer

[near wasp]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

if she was isekai'd in Elder Scrolls

[celest cedar]

heard rich parents giving they kids for their 18th birthdays money for plastic surgery

[opaque coyote]

yes

[celest cedar]

I deadass believe that

[crystal forum]

"dictatorship but you're the dictator" should be bottom right

[vagrant fox]

Dunmer supremacy house Redoran forever

[celest cedar]

and the Korean beauty standards is WILD

[near wasp]

Praise to house dagoth

[crystal forum]

korea is the italy of asia

[opaque coyote]

All I can say is

[arctic talon]

My grandparents on both side complain I have tanned skin

lol

[opaque coyote]

There's a reason why they have a severe underpopulation crisis

[crystal forum]

ingrained racism smh

[celest cedar]

good old asian colorism

[opaque coyote]

Their racism, overwhelming xenophobia, etc.

It's killing them.

Literally

[arctic talon]

Not racism, just classism, they just say that I’m above looking like a farmer

[rose thorn]

i played homefront like a decade ago lmao

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny

[arctic talon]

lol

[celest cedar]

they would hate seeing me bro 💀

Im brown irl

[vagrant fox]

Speaking of Tutankhamun he really loved ducks I find it fascinating
Lad doesn't even make it to his mid 20s before dying

[arctic talon]

And my grandmother on my moms side said something worse

[rose thorn]

i only rememebr the bus lmao

[arctic talon]

I’d rather not repeat

lol

[opaque coyote]

All of my family has tanned skin at minimum

We were all poor until recently

[crystal forum]

in the US there's other factors though. like black people comparing their skin to brown paper bags back in the day

[opaque coyote]

Probably why nobody really cares

[near wasp]

I'm impressed he lived that long tbh

[arctic talon]

Both sides of my family were farmers up till like my great grandparents generation

[celest cedar]

funny story; I watched a playthrough of this as a kid and I deadass believed this wouldve happened in the near future 💀

[vagrant fox]

Approx 20 years is good enough for what he had going on

[opaque coyote]

bless Mao for making my entire family tree equal ig

[arctic talon]

My grandparents and some cousins are racist for other reasons/hj

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOO, tbf that was the vibe at the time

[crystal forum]

west coast asians try not to be super fucking racist challenge

[rose thorn]

i have no clue if its supposed ot be a poltiical satire or not

[arctic talon]

They don’t live on the west coast

[crystal forum]

minorities trying to outracist the majority to conform is always so sad

[arctic talon]

It’s only my mom and dad who immigrated to the US on both sides

And they’re not racist

[crystal forum]

that's cool

[arctic talon]

Well they’re prolly kind of racist but they don’t show it at all and told me racism bad

[crystal forum]

but like fuck some asians and indians are so racist against black people

[arctic talon]

lol

[vagrant fox]

That's the parent thing to do innit

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[celest cedar]

somethin about proving to the ethnic majority type thing

[crystal forum]

yeah it's all pick me stuff

[celest cedar]

we're one of the good ones..

[vagrant fox]

ok enough about my special interest but even his slippers had ducks on them

[arctic talon]

Anyways if I end up moving to Taiwan or Japan in the future for unrelated reasons hopefully I do not have children(if I do) who are racist

But fuck if I know

lol

[celest cedar]

and the saddest thing is plenty of ICE agents are fucking hispanics 💀

[arctic talon]

Something something model minority

[crystal forum]

irish used to be considered non white and now their descendants make up most of the racist ass police forces in big cities

[vagrant fox]

Moving to Japan with the nonsense that's going on right now? I hope you have a very Japanese name

[crystal forum]

there's always another minority to pick on

and it's always black people smh

[arctic talon]

I’m half and I pass as full, and I have a Japanese name

Good enough

lol

[vagrant fox]

Good enough

[arctic talon]

I’m fucking near illiterate though

I can only read basic signage and restaurant menus

[rocky gale]

They're going to unblow it up

[vagrant fox]

Takaichi has a significantly reduced chance of hunting you down

[arctic talon]

I’m not illiterate in Chinese

At least

[arctic talon]

my grandma thinks she’s too liberal

💀

[vagrant fox]

That's pretty funny

[crystal forum]

wont japanese be even more mean to you for that

[arctic talon]

I pass as full

[rose thorn]

this is armageddon all over again!!

[crystal forum]

not if you sound like a foreigner

[vagrant fox]

Just lie a little and at least he's not korean

[arctic talon]

And I don’t have an accent really

I’m just mostly illiterate

lol

[rose thorn]

Everyone knows that greyknights have a deep and renowned history with armageddon

[celest cedar]

or

having darker skin than pure white

[crystal forum]

you know, i never met somebody who could read but not speak

[arctic talon]

Taiwan is the best option for me

[rose thorn]

of course everyone rememebrs the conflict between space wolves and deathguard on armageddon

[arctic talon]

But also

[rocky gale]

They're going to blow that up instead

[crystal forum]

wait you live in california why would you leave

[arctic talon]

Because paranoia

lol

[rose thorn]

california sucks

[arctic talon]

It’s not that bad

[crystal forum]

better than other places

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

im from idaho, i am genetically coded to hate california

[hollow lantern]

That's a really low bar rn

[vagrant fox]

Everyone I know who's lived in Cali has left posthaste

[arctic talon]

Anyways uh glory to god emperor Gavin newsome obliterator of the homeless

Or something

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Gavin newsome must destroy 1000 homeless people a day

To sustain his visage

[crystal forum]

california wouldn't be california without toxic neoliberalism

[arctic talon]

It really wouldn’t

[crystal forum]

gotta kill the homeless for the shareholders but also look we're progressive

[arctic talon]

Progressive in some ways

Not in others

Gavin newsome

[vagrant fox]

Inclusivity win, the operator of the homeless crushing machine is gay

[crystal forum]

it's all for show to me

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gavin-newsom-governor-california-america-guns-gif-13812203857100751626

[rose thorn]

huh, idaho'stotal number of homeless people is 2,250

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

that's like half the state population

[rose thorn]

lmao

its a 50% increase from last time they checekd

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t help some states literally ship homeless people to other states

It’s like a stupid shell game of human suffering

[crystal forum]

i wish i could escape north america too tbh

[arctic talon]

It’s awful

[crystal forum]

imagine a place with functional government

and infrastructure that works

impossible

[vagrant fox]

the Faroes has the former and always needs more people for work

Too bad no one is allowed in

[arctic talon]

Does Canada not have infrastructure that works

I know your government is on fire half the time

But still

[crystal forum]

depends where in canada

[arctic talon]

I see

[crystal forum]

we're like the US it's different per province

[vagrant fox]

Actually nevermind we built an undeasea tunnel with a roundabout recently, the infrastructure mostly works

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

toronto is a shithole though

overly expensive

it's all luxury apartments

and doug ford is a corrupt piece of shit

[arctic talon]

Wait wasn’t he the one that said he smoked crack

Or was that another dude with a similar last name

[crystal forum]

im just happy i live in quebec because it's the least north american area of this continent

i can pretend im in the shitty parts of europe

[crystal forum]

thats him

[vagrant fox]

His brother died didn't he, so Doug got into politics

[crystal forum]

he's a piece of shit conservative oil pusher so he sucks

[vagrant fox]

Listening to my friend from North Bay talking about anything west or east of him is funny, everything is a shithole owned by Indian or Chinese rentlords

[crystal forum]

that's what rural canadians say to cope with their shitty existences

[vagrant fox]

No he hates it there too

[crystal forum]

but yeah there's a lot of hot chinese and indian money constantly flowing in

[crystal forum]

the rich people coming here and making everything more espensive

i'll always say it's a class issue not a nationhood one

it's not the poor indians and chinese immigrating

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah its Rich Chinese/Indian Land investors

lol

and US ones

[crystal forum]

the americans already own everything here

[jade holly]

Why can nations buy land in other nations

That makes zero sense to me lmao

Why do we own more of Canada than Canada

[crystal forum]

also turns out we're going to acquire f35's and the whole grippen thing was a lie

[vagrant fox]

Can't say mostly vegan lasagna works that well lads

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/muneh-rdr2

[celest cedar]

money to do uh

good and bad shit mostly bad

[arctic talon]

Because money makes the government acquiesces

and Canadian land valuble

[crystal forum]

canada is the world's piggy bank of natural resources

everybody wants a slice

[jade holly]

Mmmmm Alberta Oil money

[crystal forum]

and the canadian government is more than happy to shove aside first nations

[vagrant fox]

Canada should've surrendered during the whiskey wars, thotty little nation

[winter pine]

This sudden explosion in people ranting about Gavin Newsom feels like a genuine psyop

[jade holly]

Imagine being under the rule of Queen in North America with French being the second most common language

Pick a fucking lane Canada

[arctic talon]

I live in California i can bitch about him all I please

still was the best option last governmental election though

[jade holly]

I never heard good things about Newsom tbh

[arctic talon]

he's a neoliberal to the extreme

[vagrant fox]

Queen's dead lad, the nonce is in

[arctic talon]

and hates homeless people

[jade holly]

All I know is he’s Pelosi’s nephew and he’s not that good of a man

[winter pine]

The only genuinely good thing about Newsom is that he names pedocons

[crystal forum]

and spanish is the second most spoken in the US, what is your point

[jade holly]

Went out to eat with friends during the lockdown

[rose thorn]

Average dorm

[crystal forum]

tf you mean pick a lane

[jade holly]

Honestly it depends on the state. French can get very common in the south

[crystal forum]

the british conquered the french colony no fucking shit the brits are still in charge

just read history

[jade holly]

It’s an old joke Randy Feltface had on one of his shows

And Randy’s Australian

And a purple felt puppet

[vagrant fox]

Australia is a den of vipers

[crystal forum]

it's just a dumb joke

pick a lane like people are choosing to speak french for no reason

[vagrant fox]

Do you think he would flood the New Vegas stormdrains to kill homeless people if he could

[urban spire]

the british are barely even in charge of england at this point

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kangaroo-man-punching

[arctic talon]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

He has my vote, the world should be worse

[jade holly]

Newsom looks like he’d be in charge of Vault-Tec

[arctic talon]

deadass I think he would create the homeless crusher 10,000

[jade holly]

He is the inventor of corpse starch

We found the beginning of the end

[arctic talon]

Newsom's upsides: he isn't racist(outwardly), he isn't sexist(outwardly)

[celest cedar]

New Vegas

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

Newsom's downsides: literally everything else

/hj

[crystal forum]

rich people when they can't just delete human beings from existence when they dont contribute to their money machine

[vagrant fox]

That's funny, it's just what it's called now

I won't apologize

Rich people systematically butchered the national post service here and now they can't guarantee that people will get their little election cards, something that the old national system would without fail do

[crystal forum]

new california republic being an oligarch run shithole is so unrealistic

[vagrant fox]

all I'm saying is we should eat their livers as a treat

[crystal forum]

conservatives having literally identical tactics in every country

[jade holly]

You don’t know what’s been through those livers

[vagrant fox]

Kids probably, it'll give me youth

[urban spire]

yes you do, it's alcohol and cocaine

not a good liver to eat

[crystal forum]

defund social service
wait 5 years
people complain about social service being bad
justify removing the social service in favor of private sector
enshittify

they're doing it with healthcare in canada rn

[jade holly]

Isn’t Canadian healthcare not that good but it’s free?

or did I pull that outta my ass

[vagrant fox]

I've only really heard that it's ass from the nefarious yankee

[crystal forum]

it's shit but better than the US by miles

[urban spire]

healthcare's fine, could be better

well not fine, far from fine, it's mid as hell

[celest cedar]

I feel that

I used to think deadass California always has two heads because of FNV

💀

[urban spire]

but healthcare is better than no healthcare

[opaque coyote]

USA moment

[urban spire]

or healthcare that takes all your money forever

[crystal forum]

they do this EVERYWHERE

[vagrant fox]

European liberals love that trick

[jade holly]

Reject the failing flesh of man, join the infinite empire today

[arctic talon]

Its better then a not insignifcant chunk of the worlds but it has issues

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-kart-luigi-stare-mad-angry-gif-4268577

[jade holly]

Healthcare too expensive? Become a robot today

[vagrant fox]

It's the voters I don't get. I used to know a guy who owned a car wash and if he could he'd totally destroy any social infrastructure as if he'd make billions

[crystal forum]

never trust a liberal man they'll offer you solutions to a problem they probably created

[daring creek]

[vagrant fox]

I could use some robot legs

[jade holly]

Why give Man your money for shoddy services? Give us your money and become immortal

Cleave from the stars corrupted gods and from their corpses form weapons of mass destruction

[daring creek]

And a hollow husk of what you once were

[vagrant fox]

I do like her

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-cyberpunk-kiwi-cyberpunk-like-gif-1591605596078857609

[scenic dagger]

lol guys saw the new archmagos model? That's an arch magos BADDIE if Ive to say so myself

[jade holly]

As if you were something before lmao

[crystal forum]

people straight up believe the 1% lie that taxes are the only thing keeping you from being rich

[arctic talon]

Ordo Reductor W

[jade holly]

The new heavy Skitarii are sick too

Finally some Admech W’s

[arctic talon]

KILL 10 BILLION PEOPLE

[crystal forum]

but that only applies to the 1% because if they paid taxes they wouldn't own fucking islands

[arctic talon]

KILL EVERYONE

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-astral-claws-space-marine-warhammer-warhammer-40k-gif-17483303521650911739

[daring creek]

Hey that's my line :(

[scenic dagger]

yes indeed

[daring creek]

I hope fatshark finally added skibitarri

[jade holly]

This makes me want to kill 7 billion people

[vagrant fox]

wisdom

[jade holly]

No, tech priest

No Skitarii

[vagrant fox]

No, tech menial

[crystal forum]

thanks for reminding me to fight in cyberstan guys

god i wish i could become a cyborg

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-girl-brick-brick-throw-kill-gif-25574003

[vagrant fox]

I'm bored of Cyberstan, we can leave that place now

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/servoskull-gif-22081450

[vagrant fox]

If I ever get the chance in a 40k ttrpg I should make an Ordo Reductor aligned techpriest

[jade holly]

What’s the Ordo Reductor exactly?

[urban spire]

killy guys

[jade holly]

Is that some wild ass radical Admech sect?

[hallow saddle]

theyre all about pure pwnage

[urban spire]

they're pretty normal admech

[arctic talon]

Ordo Reductor are tech priests entierly dedicated to killing people

[vagrant fox]

Bringers of blessed ruin

[daring creek]

You think tech priests have a built in vape

[arctic talon]

They're known as the "bringers of blessed ruin"

among other colorful titles

[jade holly]

Finally someone I can support

[arctic talon]

they also worship the emperor as the "Bringer of Ruin"

[opaque coyote]

"How to become strong in anime: Kill 7 billion people"

Unironically really common in anime tbh

[scenic dagger]

i can imagine Hadron requesting a few SKitariis for her quest for Moebian Steel, not at all far-fetched.

Yes SKitariis are a league above basic guardsmen...but us rejects are definitely WAYYY above basic guardsmen tbf xD. Arbites definitely.

[opaque coyote]

[urban spire]

blasting you with my autocenser

[jade holly]

Titus we need to kill the original host of the destroyer curse

“I know some folks”

[crystal forum]

straight up breathing the smoke out on the person you're talking to

they deserve it

[vagrant fox]

Wouldn't be out of place for some admech to come snooping looking at the morbius moebian steel

[arctic talon]

they also like referring to themselves as slaughterers/unmakers regarding Ordo Reductor

[crystal forum]

moebian steel has extra chromium inside it for that cancerous kick

[arctic talon]

they're very much not sane at all

[hallow saddle]

if i was admech i'd have a mesh metal face where theres incence smoke coming out of it constantly

[scenic dagger]

hell we got a hidden tech priest somewhere on Atoma so who knows

[opaque coyote]

Moebian Steel is like Absestos.

Really useful but also causes long term side effects.

...

GOOD THING NOBODY LIVES LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE SIDE EFFECTS

[crystal forum]

first darktide reference in this channel this whole week

[vagrant fox]

idk what that is

[crystal forum]

same

[vagrant fox]

False, get reductored

[daring creek]

Speaking of

[hallow saddle]

darktide really rocks

[urban spire]

i don't play that game

[hallow saddle]

just loading into a game right now

[daring creek]

Whats your favorite class personality

[opaque coyote]

I haven't played it in a while

[outer wave]

Whats a class personality?

[arctic talon]

Ordo Reductor, Myrmidon Cult and Centurio Ordinatus racing who can make the biggest psychopath of all

[daring creek]

I've been liking authoritarian

[jade holly]

GIVE EM THE OLE KASRKIN DOUBLE TAP 🗣️ 🔥

[daring creek]

The way ur buddy yaps!

[opaque coyote]

Veteran Loose-Cannon

A classic

[outer wave]

What!? Who!? Huh?

[urban spire]

so like

[opaque coyote]

The introduction paragraph is my favorite

"Another day, and another set of useless bloody orders from some useless bloody karker sitting safe in planetary orbit while I'm down here in the mud, trying not to get my block knocked off. Just my karking luck. I mean, it wasn't my fault that a few thing went missing from the stores, now was it? If they were needed for the war effort, then the quartermaster would've locked the door or at least place a guard, wouldn't he? That was just the start. Nothing goes right for me... and the latest thing? The one that got me here? Don't want to talk about it."

[urban spire]

cadians are the most common type of guardsman right?

[opaque coyote]

Lore wise no

In practice...

YES

[urban spire]

so why'd they make it so cadians aren't going to exist anymore in like a hundred years?

[vagrant fox]

But they're my blorbos, they can't be evil

[arctic talon]

Loose cannon or Judge

Both genders

[arctic talon]

No, not lore wise

[outer wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867937610977411122/1463024369256239104/Dude...._fuck_yes..gif

[arctic talon]

Also there’s always been cadian colonies

[daring creek]

I should change my arbs gender

[celest dome]

Yes and yes.
Cadian exported a lot of guardsmen, and they are somewhat the basis for the standard template for quite a lot of poorer worlds

[opaque coyote]

Bloodline dilution because their home planet is fucking exploded

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/good-meme-good-soup-funny-meme-funny-lol-meme-gif-24409593

[urban spire]

yeah that's what i'm saying

[jade holly]

We need a Catachan personality tbh

We have a Catachan ambush Playstyle

[opaque coyote]

So true "cadians" wouldn't exist after a while

[vagrant fox]

I do like the arbs fatalist, good egg

[jade holly]

Where’s the thick American accent sounding like Sly

[urban spire]

cadia's gone, hundred years from then, no more cadians except whoever has enough money or pull to get rejuvenated

[daring creek]

They should make the body and voice seperate if darktide truly wants to be woke

[jade holly]

Not Sly Marbo I mean Stallone

[opaque coyote]

Unironically would be a good addition

[daring creek]

Let me make my arbitrator look hot with M maul please

I need her to sound like that venture bros lady lmfao

[celest dome]

Krieg and Cadian have exported the largest groups of actual Guardsmen. in Raw numbers.
But Kriegs work with specific pattern of equipments while Cadia use the standard one

[opaque coyote]

If only because it'd be funny to have a female Arbitrator but sounding like... that

[daring creek]

NEED

[opaque coyote]

Like she was BORN to be an Arbitrator

[arctic talon]

They have new cadia’s

So untrue

[celest dome]

Laods of New Cadia

[opaque coyote]

So many Cadia's.

[urban spire]

that's not how that works

[arctic talon]

Yes it is

It’s the same culture and people

lol

[vagrant fox]

False cadians, no purple eyes means they're false ok trust

[arctic talon]

They are Cadians

Even if they aren’t from Cadia

[urban spire]

yeah but cadia was a planet

[jade holly]

Could we ever actually get a Catachan personality?

[opaque coyote]

It's also a race* tbf

[urban spire]

they can't all live on a planet named cadia

[opaque coyote]

the purple eyes

[celest dome]

It's like people still claiming to be Irish when they and their grandpa were born in the US 💀

[vagrant fox]

Too specific, maybe a generic deathworlder

[celest dome]

0% chance

[opaque coyote]

Would be mostly the Catachan personality bragging tbh

"Y'ALL ARE KARKING WEAKLINGS"

[urban spire]

okay but the irish diaspora actually did preserve some bits of irish culture

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-vulkan-primarch-i-would-like-to-pet-this-creature-tts-gif-11296000915468165546

[arctic talon]

Cultural delineation has likely occurred already at that point unlike for Cadians 💀 who are a bunch of assholes

[opaque coyote]

Same with Cadia

[arctic talon]

But hey some do preserve it irl

It depends

[urban spire]

cadians can't preserve their culture because they don't have any

[celest dome]

Even if they were to add new personalities to the other classes, there is quite a lot they could do that would be more interesting than trying to emulate Catachan or worse, Krieg.

[vagrant fox]

n*rwegian statement smh

[arctic talon]

LOL

[celest dome]

Doesn't make you any less American and any more Irish (or Belgian, French...)

[opaque coyote]

To be unjoking for a second. The planet was there for thousands of years. They also made it so that a lot of guardsmen regiments follow their example.

Cadia objectively had a culture and they ported it wide.

[vagrant fox]

It's quite funny, the Irish guy I know complains endlessly about irish americans pretending to be irish in any way

[jade holly]

Cadians when I point to a random asteroid field and say to them “homesick?”

[urban spire]

yeah i'm just being difficult so i can dunk on cadia

i am not actually invested in this

[opaque coyote]

To give my actual opinion though...

"WAAAHHH MY PLANET GOT DESTROYED!"

[urban spire]

it was a shithole tbf

[vagrant fox]

Cadia has fallen, it is time for the most based Athonian Tunnel Rats to rise up

[opaque coyote]

Honestly Cadia's destruction is literally just 9/11 for the Imperium.

Like

In terms of cultural impact

[celest dome]

Honestly, from what we know from before the fall of Cadia, Cadia isn't the worst planet to be on

[opaque coyote]

In that people who were there are sort of traumatized by it, but anybody who wasn't basically jokes on it.

[jade holly]

Do we have anything for Catachan in the game now that I’m thinking about it?

[urban spire]

that tracks, it made warp travel suck way more

[celest dome]

Some cosmetics, the Swords and Daggers

[urban spire]

for everyone

just because the imperium had a problem

[opaque coyote]

LMAO

And also the amount of jokes

That are made at Cadian's expenses

While Cadians get annoyed at people making fun of it.

[jade holly]

Loose Cannon ragebaiting the cutthroat any chance he gets

[opaque coyote]

For obvious reasons.

Purple eyes do look sick as hell though

Have to admit that

[urban spire]

eh

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, given that it was basically the equivalent of the first castle against an invasion.

[urban spire]

normally i'd think it was fine, but the context makes it kinda cringe

[opaque coyote]

It makes sense

Like they are basically the first line of defense

[urban spire]

yes ish

but you KNOW it was also pointlessly cruel

[opaque coyote]

Yup

But that's just being the Imperium in general

[jade holly]

Sir this is 40K

[urban spire]

yeah

[jade holly]

That’s par for the course

[urban spire]

don't you fuckin sir me

[jade holly]

My bad

[opaque coyote]

Also I like how Cadia as a planet was kinda boring overall

Earth-like

[jade holly]

Now I know

[opaque coyote]

It's a weird thing to like ik

[urban spire]

if only there was some kind of clue

[opaque coyote]

But the impact is just the fact that it was in the right place at the wrong time

and I like worldbuilding bits like that

If it was anywhere else, it'd be unremarkable

[daring creek]

Cutthroat so insecure he tries establishing dominance over authoritarian lmfao

Then hes gently reminded who hes talking to lmfao

Authoritarian has so much patience lmao

Feels a tad naive but I feel for him

Guy buries himself in work to distract himself

One dialogue shows he laughed once before and doesn't want to talk about it

He is 100% depressed and trying to have a positive outlook on everything

Though the zealots are a bit too. Much on that part

Whats the word

Utterly obvious to their situation

[vagrant fox]

You just don't have some got damn faith

[daring creek]

Nore inebriated enough to endure lmfao

"I think Id die if I drank that much"

[celest cedar]

tbf he was presumably born in the generation that saw Cadia still alive

before it went kaput

[vagrant fox]

He was probably a wee little white shield

[celest cedar]

so it must've been fresh for him

[jade holly]

Cutthroat even says that in his little bio when you select him

“I watched a planet die”

[urban spire]

watched a plant die

[jade holly]

I watched one too

[daring creek]

Must've been deployed somewhere else

[jade holly]

My room had little sun

Made me sad

[urban spire]

me trying to keep something green alive in my bedroom

[daring creek]

Thats why you invest into a lamp

[jade holly]

Laughs in Nurgle’s gifts

[opaque coyote]

I feel like some of them aren't oblivious, just in severe denial.

If that makes sense

[vagrant fox]

I've been trying to kill my plants for six years and yet they live, it's horrid

[opaque coyote]

Faith is something people fall back in when they're in trouble

So it makes sense that the ZEALOT is extra extra religious

[jade holly]

Not to mention Faith has literal power in the Imperium

[daring creek]

The judge deadass says "Why have you Abandoned me god emperor"

[urban spire]

very little

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, Atheists sometimes pray to a God if they're in trouble

And the Faithful can falter

Human reaction is like that

They probably view it as a test of sorts.

Like the equivalent of "It's god's plan"

If they die, then they were truly abandoned.

But if they survive and live? Climbed out of reject status?

Then they passed.

[celest dome]

Still want a class that has a full Faith system 🙏

[jade holly]

Bring in the Sororitas

[urban spire]

i have never reached for a god in my darkest moments

[opaque coyote]

Honestly thought of an ultrakill like game where you play as a Saint

[opaque coyote]

Again, it also depends on the person

This doesn't apply to all atheists/agnostics

or all religious

[urban spire]

also like

religions where you worship a god are kinda shit

[opaque coyote]

Depends, they're so many denominations and variations that it's fucking weird

Some churches actually are completely fine with Gay people

[jade holly]

Christianity alone has like nearly 100

[opaque coyote]

Even fully support them

[jade holly]

Or more

[opaque coyote]

Faith isn't something logical or reasonable

For some that's a strength

For others that's delusion

But there are a lot of things we don't know in general.

Maybe a God does exist.

Maybe they don't.

[urban spire]

i'm not making a statement against christianity here i just think monotheism is boring as hell

[celest cedar]

megachurches from what little sermon Ive seen are fine and actually do christian sermon stuff

[daring creek]

I did too not long ago because I deadass could not feel happiness

[opaque coyote]

Or maybe they're actually a penguin

[daring creek]

lmao

[celest cedar]

its just that their rep is so tainted by pastors that are just doing it to gain money 💀

[opaque coyote]

LMAO

[jade holly]

God is actually a funko Pop

And the Devil is a Labubu

[urban spire]

you can do better

[jade holly]

[daring creek]

god is a furry woman

[urban spire]

if you have to do a god at least do a pantheon

[celest cedar]

so polytheism?

[opaque coyote]

Also the weird uhhh

[celest cedar]

no lie bruh

[opaque coyote]

shows they do

[celest cedar]

polytheism gets too confusing 💀

[opaque coyote]

Seriously some mega churches are fuckign insane

[celest cedar]

like what do you mean theres aspects to this shit

[urban spire]

polytheism is so broad a term as to be almost meaningless

[daring creek]

if u wanna be a smartass with the holy trinity christianity is poly

[jade holly]

I grew up nondenominational which is probably the most simple denomination of Christianity

[opaque coyote]

So every other popular religion atm except Christianity

Yes I'm including buddhism in the mix

[jade holly]

You go to church, read stories from the Bible, understand the lesson the story is telling, learn to apply it to irl life, sing and go home

[celest dome]

Not really, they are meant to be 3 aspects of the same being

[urban spire]

like are there gods in taoism and buddhism? yes. are they important? not really

[celest cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jcbooPYIAP4 I couldnt stop laughing watching this 😭

[rocky gale]

What other popular modern religion has a pantheon?

[celest cedar]

he fucking deadass