40k-lore-chat

[forest orbit]

and DO NOT ask me the race of my girlfriend

[storm jungle]

(its a latina)

[forest orbit]

Damn.

Im not racist I SWEAR

[heady rivet]

Wonder where she is now...

[storm jungle]

sorry buddy

you paint BTs

also got a space marine pfp

your time is done

[forest orbit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/anime-react-disintegrate-IhIabBx0NOfrG6P4tO

[forest orbit]

Ironically more relevant now than ever

[storm jungle]

Also someone is posting Kai Cenat/Logan Paul profile leaks AGAİN

https://klipy.com/gifs/toilet-janitor

here i go banning again

[lament shoal]

What leaks

What happened

[near wasp]

Some scam

[lament shoal]

Ah gotcha

[languid meadow]

Arthur nightengale is durandal

[near wasp]

They send screen shots of them getting money from some famous person if they go to a site

[heady rivet]

I do wanna clarify once again this actually did happen it was a big scandal within them

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-arthur-arthur-nightingale-warframe-1999-1999-gif-4632106320046100632

[storm jungle]

You should have seen the last 2 years here

almost EVERY fascist we ban has a space marine pfp

its fucking ridiculous

everyone here can confirm

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/TauCetiGG/status/2022371297666437589?s=20 Arthur shitting on me as I fail to extract because a complier fucking fried me

Marathon Bulletin (@TauCetiGG)

‼️Ben Starr is the voice of Durandal in Marathon

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FxTwitter · Feb 13, 2026, 6:04 PM

[heady rivet]

You will live to see takes you wish were beyond all human comprehension

[arctic talon]

why are you like this

that reddit post is awful

[late verge]

okay, I'll go over everything I know about them;
I know that they live on big boats that they got on because the eldar did a fucky wucky and they put the souls of their dead in funny stones and shape the architecture of their ships wiby singing. I know that some of them really like like khaine and decide to dedicate their lives to specific aspects of him because he was shattered at the end of the empire. I I know that they have some stuff called paths where they dedicate themselves to a certain lifestyle/discipline/skill and then move on from them after they've mastered it. I know that they are bad at emotional regulation and psychic stuff but many of them are often able to overcome them just cause, theyre that good ig. I also know that they are genuinely decent people who don't steal from each other or have any form of coercive labor because they have a post scarcity society at least in part bc of the whole wraithbone thing. They are also willing to kill to protect their own people which is objectively bad but actually understandable and often unavoidable in a universe where everyone else is fucking crazy.

now, I'm sorry if I literally have not bought every eldar codex, novel, rulebook, and fanfic and may have gotten some details wrong or left out some things but what I have seen simply doesnt interest me

[queen laurel]

yeah we're rocking by a good 50 now

[late verge]

THAT is my ramble

THAT is a tirade.

[heady rivet]

I DIDNT MAKE THE POST

[arctic talon]

You made me read this shit bruh 💀

[heady rivet]

I cannot refute that one okay you win

[storm jungle]

Once again its not about "buying everything about them". Its kinda knowing what are they like beyond this stuff lol

[queen laurel]

Yet you're the one who made us see it

[late verge]

beyond what stuff?????????

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/live-firecat-firepunch-agni-firepunch-live-gif-26357939

[late verge]

beyond the basics of what they are??????

[queen laurel]

That is punishable by death

[storm jungle]

Like whay they do what they do, what is their entire identity is as a faction lol, people tell you to read rulebooks because it tells you all you need to know about a faction to get you to like them or buy them or whatever

What you listed is like the 10% surface stuff

[late verge]

Yeah, exactly. They do what they do because they feel there is no choice and they do what it takes to survive and not getting eaten by slaanesh

[storm jungle]

Kinda but yeah. Its a bit hard because every craftworld and eldar sub-group does their own thing.

[late verge]

I also realise this

[lament shoal]

Me whenever I see a space marine pfp start saying sus shit

[late verge]

biel tan is super xenophobic for examples

[crisp heath]

This is absolute peak

[storm jungle]

YEET

[forest orbit]

Couldn't be me

[crisp heath]

Do I count Im using a Night Lord

[lament shoal]

The stereotypes about them write themselves lol

[heady rivet]

I am Konrad Curze

[lament shoal]

Nah its always the loyalist ones from what I've seen

[queen laurel]

Your PFP is so dark and unseen i didn't even realise it was a Night Lord until i looked closer

so you're doing well don't worry

[heady rivet]

But I am Konrad Curze with an E-girl bob and feet thanks to the Juri Han frame

[languid meadow]

one of the good ones....

[crisp heath]

That is true...

[crisp heath]

[near wasp]

I stereotyped the fat smelly guy who got fired here as a space wolf player when he told me he liked 40k. I was right

[storm jungle]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[vagrant fox]

how about another one

[late verge]

" man I'm not interested in diving into this swimming pool."

"oh yeah, okay, but have you dunked your head underneath it yet? you should get an informed opinion before you make that judgement, yeah? it might surprise you."

[vagrant fox]

Kitchencels is a great place

[late verge]

im a kitchencel

[storm jungle]

Are we still going about this

[late verge]

not really

[storm jungle]

"not really"

[late verge]

yeah

[storm jungle]

makes a post 30m later

[storm jungle]

nah

move on already

[lament shoal]

You're one of the very few I've met who's actually normal lol

[late verge]

no

[storm jungle]

yes

[late verge]

no

[storm jungle]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-gossip-girl-gossiping-gossip-fluffy-cat-gif-16574850200818093144

[forest orbit]

It turns out its very easy to not be a bigot

very hard for most BT fans im sure

[vagrant fox]

Like this?

[storm jungle]

LOL

[late verge]

me when i actually put thought into my responses and thusly i take more than 2 minutes to say things:

[forest orbit]

I legit dont get why BTs are like this

[storm jungle]

tbh

its not that complex

its just the uhhh

whole internet URAH URAH crusaders angle

[queen laurel]

It takes one to know one or so they say

[vagrant fox]

cool crusade flash shitz furry cartoons

[storm jungle]

people love templar knights

even though you know

they were literally murdering rapist pillagers

[late verge]

its literally just the crusader aesthetic

[queen laurel]

You know you tend to be attracted to the things that radiate with you the most

[storm jungle]

and like

uhhh

extremely xenophobic

hence why BTs are like the way they are

[forest orbit]

TRUUUUE

[queen laurel]

since BT are extremely racist crusaders

[storm jungle]

But yeah also a lot of templar fans are chuds non-40k wise too

like always some fucking form of that doakes meme

where you are 99% sure they are racist

[forest orbit]

LMAO

[late verge]

tbh I feel like these people would like bt even if they werent that way somehow just because of the sheer aesthetics of them being templars

[forest orbit]

actually yeah i forgot all about that

[storm jungle]

Templars sell unfortunately. Theres a reason they are more famous than THEIR FUCKING FOUNDING CHAPTER

and well Fists are boring naturally so maybe its deserved

[near wasp]

It doesn't help the fists kinda suck

[storm jungle]

Yes and?

gonna ask you to make way

[lament shoal]

I've met people who don't like them for their color scheme alone lol

[storm jungle]

im going in

[storm jungle]

fucked up

black/white is cool 😔

[heady rivet]

I see follow the same artists

[late verge]

but have you read their code- shoots myself

[vagrant fox]

Crazy how Dead by Daylight gave the xenomorph a dumper

[storm jungle]

they dont have one

also you joke but people dont like them because their lore is boring lol

[heady rivet]

[late verge]

and also I suspect that color scheme being kind of, teutonic order/northern crusade brings in a lot of nazis by way of romanticising like, german history

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

🇹🇷

[lament shoal]

Nah the fists. People don't seem to like the yellow and red color combo

[storm jungle]

Well

it is pretty piss reminscent

[lament shoal]

Lmfao yeah

[late verge]

I WONDER WHAT ELSE COULD FIT THAT DESCRIPTION

[storm jungle]

Eldar got a more diverse fanbase that likes them so not really no

idk why you are still going on about this

[vagrant fox]

Tyranids, naturally

[storm jungle]

lmao

LOL

Low blow but not too incorrect

Nids you largely get because "big bug dinosaurs WOOO"

[late verge]

the bit

[storm jungle]

what bit

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/turkish-homelander

[late verge]

the only bit that matters: the one that I find funny

[rose thorn]

huh??

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-evil-right

[lament shoal]

No way, Turklander

[storm jungle]

hes turkey's greatest hero

[vagrant fox]

It'll be a cold day in hell before I make multi cultural empires that lag my game to hell

[storm jungle]

in quotation marks

just dont ask him what he thinks of the armenian-

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/turkish-homelander

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-blown-away-1

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[near wasp]

First turk I've ever seen mention it

[late verge]

like, tmu theres not really much indication that theyre MEANT to be that way? Like their founder is sigismund which IIIII THINK is a hungarian name? So like, it seems like the german association comes from eroneously equating them with uh, teutonic knights. A la how krieg are treated

[storm jungle]

💀

[storm jungle]

the germanic stuff is intended yea

[late verge]

oh okay

[storm jungle]

they got quite a bit of euro/germanic names

its just... there

i think its largely because they wanted to connect the BT tempalr vibes when making HH

and it kinda stuck

[vagrant fox]

akshually ataturk was greek because he was born in rightful greek clay thessaloniki

[storm jungle]

idfk

[heady rivet]

Apparently the beta out now is TOO optimised and the game runs too fast early on, XENO FUCKING IS BACK BABY

[rose thorn]

you know... the turkish flag looks alot like a gsc symbol....

[near wasp]

Maggie no bad

[late verge]

i mean tbf, euro isnt necessarally german

[late verge]

no no no no no

we're not going there

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Sigismund is a old high german name

[late verge]

idk what that means

whats an old high german

[storm jungle]

Im talking names wise but yea

[lament shoal]

I'm thinking of including some stuff based on indigenous new zealand culture in my homebrew, but I'm worried about accidentally making it sound disrespectful

[late verge]

yeah I meant that way

[storm jungle]

Just make it subtle and you’re already halfway better than most other homebrews lol

I saw an awful arab marine chapter a week ago and fucking hell its bad lol

[lament shoal]

Gotcha, ty

[dapper gyro]

Some one makes a homebrew about cooking please.

[rose thorn]

oh wait, people thinking thier bloodline is literally from god is a real thing?

[late verge]

idk i feel like if ur not apart of that culture you should try to steer clear of that with regards to specifically 40k because its just so incredibly over the top it can come off as offensive without meaning to

[vagrant fox]

from this area, old

[near wasp]

I'm not even gonna make a space marine chapter, it's not worth it

[dapper gyro]

Specialized in kitchen duty.

[lament shoal]

That's literally the maid marines lol

[heady rivet]

But dont pump the breaks on the cannibalism

[near wasp]

Knights are much easier to make imo

[dapper gyro]

I want chefs, not maids.

[late verge]

but I'm also not a part of a marginalised culture and even if I was I could not give you a "solid" answer because people will think differently

[dapper gyro]

With the Chapter master being Master Chef.

[late verge]

so take what I say with a salty

[near wasp]

Gordan is the chapter master

[vagrant fox]

British royalty claims/claimed ancestry all the way back to Troy so probably

[late verge]

well y-yk what that place SUCKS runs away crying

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-fortnite-fortnite-dance-griddy-meme-gif-13285482021022037410

[heady rivet]

Too late I made 40 Chapters that are Japanese samurai

[vagrant fox]

The name likely spread due to German nobility spreading everywhere like mold and the Habsburgers ☝️ 🤓

[late verge]

technically theologically speaking arent we all descended from god

[late verge]

this has UNDOUBTEBLY been done before lmao

[lament shoal]

I'll keep this in mind, ty

[heady rivet]

Its been done in an issue of White Dwarf in like the 90s, so yeah

[late verge]

yeah :)

[late verge]

I KNEW IT

shit I saw some like, homebrew of a geisha sisters of battle order and I can't find it but it was sooooo cooooooool

they had like, a servo skull shaped to look like a fish

[arctic talon]

they're canon

[late verge]

like a koi I mean

not like a bass or something

[arctic talon]

Actual good samurai marine design

tbh

[late verge]

HOW IS THERE STILL JAPANESE

[lament shoal]

That tree freehand is so fire

[arctic talon]

its actually not Japanese

its mongolian iirc lol

[late verge]

How is there still mongolian

[arctic talon]

[late verge]

ig same way they still have arabic in dune, nvm

[arctic talon]

its probably not actual mongolian

[rose thorn]

Tbf there is the dragon isle still on Terra

[vagrant fox]

British authors have no originality in any cell of their body

[arctic talon]

in terms of how its spoken/such

idk

[late verge]

there are islands on terra?

how

[dapper gyro]

A united SM logistic force, recruiting from across different chapters. Their mission is to supply other chapters in the deadliest frontlines. That means they have to go through combat while keeping the supplies safe and intact, ensuring the overall success for the imperium.

(in real life term, the mobile kitchen)

[heady rivet]

Space Marine Chapter based on the IRA vs Taliban Deadliest Warrior fight

https://youtu.be/cC-_iRI_0-M

[vagrant fox]

That show sucked so bad

[rose thorn]

I don’t think it’s much of uplands and instead it’s just a general area lmao

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/navysealstabbing-gif-15638450772068583985

[languid meadow]

I love how the show glazed tf out of the IRA for no reason

[languid meadow]

considering the taliban actually fucking won and now run afghanistan

[heady rivet]

YOU HAVE TO GET LUCKY EVERY TIME, ABADDON

[heady rivet]

Easy to win when nobodys fighting

[late verge]

two nationalist guerilla groups from completely different and largely unrelated countries fighting

[heady rivet]

This is the entire premise of the show. The SS fought the Viet Cong

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/stuckon70-clown-fighting-clowns-fighting-gif-24689362

[vagrant fox]

My friend got so mad about the show deciding that Washington definitely 100% beat Napoleon in a battle hands down no cap

[late verge]

the ira also like, I feel like it'd be harder to fight the imperialist powers that be when you're literally RIGHT NEXT to them

[storm jungle]

PEAK MENTIONED???

[dapper gyro]

That episode is so dumb.

[heady rivet]

Tag yourself

[late verge]

why are they so random

[storm jungle]

For Honor season roster goes hard

[late verge]

"pirate vs knight" bro the pirate fucking shoots him

wdymmmmm

[languid meadow]

the thing is the original IRA WON the actual republican army of the easter rising achieved their goals of independence just not the slop of the troubles

[vagrant fox]

Saddam Hussein vs Pol Pot is the peak though

[storm jungle]

I*rael commando

Yeah wonder who won that one lmao

[languid meadow]

if you can't tell I fucking HATE the IRA of the troubles so much

[late verge]

the jump from us army rangers vs nk special operations forces to vampires vs zombies is so funny

[storm jungle]

FIRE

[late verge]

also see army rangers vs nk spec ops

[dapper gyro]

You vs me

[heady rivet]

I like the Persian comes from an elite military formation and the Celt is just a guy of that ethnic and cultural group

[lament shoal]

Pee vs shid

[late verge]

"Persian immortal vs celt"

Bro wtf is this match upppp

[storm jungle]

IDF when they gotta fight actual combatants and not hospitals, elderly people and children

[rose thorn]

TEDDYYY ROOSEVELT

[late verge]

he's immortal what the fuck is the celt gonna do

[languid meadow]

there's a clip of an IDF squad freaking the fuck out when actually shot at it's pretty funny tbh

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

any other military would've stayed calmed

[heady rivet]

WATCH PARTY WHEN

[late verge]

Immovable object vs just some guy

[languid meadow]

but they flip out and LEAVE their squadmates behind

[storm jungle]

Deserved tbh, fucking pigs

[late verge]

i agree that the idf are scum but tbh I feel like youre overestimating people in the military

[languid meadow]

you literally find countless videos of americans, ukrainians, and even russians responding better in these situations

[near wasp]

Marines would shrug and continue eating crayons

[languid meadow]

from the early 2000s to now

[late verge]

theyre mostly just brainwashed 20 somethings tmu

[lament shoal]

My favorite is the red one

[late verge]

eh, okay

fair enough

[heady rivet]

The IDF has an epidemic of like 22 year old NCOs because they want their violent settler state but nobody actually wants to do it so they make conscripts into leaders

[late verge]

i dont know that much

[near wasp]

Oh no bro

[lament shoal]

I'm not a marine btw lol

[near wasp]

Good

[heady rivet]

And have almost 0 professional soldiers

[late verge]

no shit bro you're obviously on lan- shoots myself

[dapper gyro]

Dude is chairforce.

[vagrant fox]

I would simply not be afraid of being shot at, it's not dangerous unless they hit

[dapper gyro]

Bullet crack sounds would make you question that.

[vagrant fox]

no I already have tinnitus

[late verge]

dont they have mandatory conscription too

[heady rivet]

I'm not joking

[languid meadow]

trying to find that clip and seeing one from ukraine and holy shit dude it looks like photos from WW1

[dapper gyro]

We will need louder bullets for this guy.

[languid meadow]

fucking bleak

[late verge]

obviously brainwashing goes a long way but I cant imagine that being made to go some place is the best way to make a battle hardened army no?

[heady rivet]

Yes, mandatory service but they all try to dodge it anyway and nobody stays on

[dapper gyro]

The French Foreign Legion is always open.

[heady rivet]

Again, they all want their violent settler state and genocide but THEY dont wanna do it. They were hoping someone else would

[dapper gyro]

If you guys want a challenge.

[late verge]

aight, yeah

[dapper gyro]

Their training makes US army rangers cry, lol.

[near wasp]

If my life goes to complete shit at least there's a path I can take....even if it means becoming my worst nightmare..... French

[late verge]

kinda like how himmler ordered the deaths of millions of innocent people and yet passed out when he saw someone die in front of him

[lament shoal]

GOD DAMN IT

I'm dead

[vagrant fox]

Marked improvement if you're american or Italian

[late verge]

just dont take pride in dating him ig

[rocky gale]

[dapper gyro]

Why always something with chaos?

[lament shoal]

Can we switch places

[rocky gale]

No

[surreal nest]

because the imperium is a massive trope and none of their characters are standouts

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-fall-gif-23525538

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what to make of that

[heady rivet]

So what are the odds we see a Moebian 6th/Admonition civil war? We know Fatshark has bragged about NPC-on-NPC combat and Genestealers are looming like an elephant in the room already so

[storm jungle]

You’re cooked

[languid meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbVrFkAJGc I wanted to share this months ago I just forgor

it's a pretty cool take on killer croc

[near wasp]

Somebody hold me and tell me everything's gonna be alright. Work is hell. Either that or shoot me

[languid meadow]

postal time

https://tenor.com/view/mettaton-undertale-deltarune-mtt-gif-13745976834435168388

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/davidzdollztwt-gif-16394700148500798260

[opaque coyote]

Would you please sign my petition?

Honestly ngl, I wanna see Running With Scissors try to make a game similar to Postal 1

I feel like the problem they have is that I think they sorta feel like Postal is only the funny shit from Postal 2

Which is why Postal 4 generally has the same tone

And Postal 3 attempted to do the same as well. But... we all know what happened

But yeah I think it would be interesting to have them suddenly release a serious game

Maybe postal related but I wouldn't mind if it wasn't

Because Postal 1 and Redux is genuinely interesting story and message wise.

[rose thorn]

Hey who’s the guy who believed he was the king of the fairies

[rocky gale]

Goodwin Wharton?

[rose thorn]

THANK YOUUU

i cant remember if he was autistic or schizophrenic

or some other mental illness

[storm jungle]

yeah not like ours

(being into warhammer )

[near wasp]

Sadly it's terminal

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

Yoooooooooooooooo

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[surreal nest]

@arctic talon literally love this character to death sucks they gutted his ult (imo)

[storm jungle]

good

you guys deserve worse

fucking Blade from Wish

[young pecan]

Gutted his ult meaning it doesn't one shot everyone in the game from full health anymore regardless of the stage of the game

Or was there something else they did

[surreal nest]

thats the bug fix

please update urself before typing

he cant headshot with it anymore

[young pecan]

That's why I said "was there something else they did"

monkey

[surreal nest]

and it does like 90 less damage on level 2

yeah but u gave me sass with the first message

that message was filled with hate and it made a tear fall out of my eye

[young pecan]

LOL you're right, I'm sorry

[storm jungle]

Have you tried exploding.

[young pecan]

I have sown more hate than joy on this day...

[young pecan]

No headshots on the hitscan(IIRC) ultimate that is aimed like any other gun

That really is goofy

[surreal nest]

could be a bug allegedly

[young pecan]

Also murders a few item interactions that you would really think would be encouraged

Buglock

[surreal nest]

theres this dude in the deadlock discord arguing how venator cant be a gun carry because his kit has no synergy and is instead a melee bruiser

and he is being genuine

[young pecan]

I mean I kind of see it but why the pure DPS ultimate if he can't do it

[surreal nest]

"no synergy"

every ability scales with gun

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[young pecan]

Speaking of not knowing about changes

Taking another shot at Yoshi for the 50th time

Because he's stinky and lame and publishes patch notes weird

And updates the game 50 times mid-session every time I decide to play

[surreal nest]

shits annoying fr

[daring creek]

When do you think nintendos dropping a hero shooter

[young pecan]

Does Splatoon count, I've never played it

[arctic talon]

Splatoon 4/j

No

[young pecan]

Probably not

[arctic talon]

Splatoon isn’t a hero shooter

You get a loadout + universal tools

[young pecan]

So more like BF or CoD

[arctic talon]

More CoD yeah

[storm jungle]

Probably soon

people in this chat are already brainwashed by Cocklock

its terminal............................

https://tenor.com/view/cat-waddle-waddler-the-waddler-waddle-cat-weird-walk-gif-9738668264510949101

[daring creek]

Cocklock lmfao

[young pecan]

Clearly you don't know how to parry

smh

[daring creek]

Hes so strong

[storm jungle]

of course i do, i playd For Honor

[daring creek]

Hey I got that game for free

[young pecan]

Nah I bet you were an Orochi main who spammed lights

[daring creek]

I love getting free games ill never play

Doing my part for the steam family

[storm jungle]

Shugoki actually

and no i spammed the bearhug/backsnap attack instead

BEFORE THEY NERFED IT

[young pecan]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shugoki-for-honor-smash-execution-gif-26570373

[young pecan]

hyperarmor on a cc dash with a heal

I really liked PK and Shaman

Traumatizing people with faking out ear bite dashes

[storm jungle]

🫡

i also exclusively played on PVE so lol

(fuck me those player bots are brutal)

[arctic talon]

The player bots cheat

Tbf

lol

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

On the higher difficulties

They literally input read you

[young pecan]

I was going to say

[storm jungle]

wow the game really IS rigged from the start

[young pecan]

Any fighting game bot can easily do that

[arctic talon]

they read what your input is

Before the animation plays

And then the bot picks if it’ll counter it or not

[young pecan]

I think they have to intentionally nerf their reaction speed to make it palatable to a human player

[arctic talon]

So 💀

Lower tier bots don’t input read in fighting games

Generally

They animation read

Higher level bots just literally cheat though for input reading

Not as bad as some old fighting game arcade bots bcs some of them actually just cheated mechanics wise

Rather then just knowing what you’ll do the instant you do it

[arctic talon]

Yeah all the bots that input read have slowed down reaction times

Bcs it would be genuinely unplayable

[jade holly]

Imagine in SM3 you fight a lore accurate Triarch Praetorian

[storm jungle]

having seen how high diff Tyranid Warriors fight its prob not far off lol

[near wasp]

At mortum inumicus

[storm jungle]

bullshit parry/gangbeatdown and insta death

[jade holly]

Lore accurate Triarch Praetorians are about Custodes level right?

[surreal nest]

sucks at game

[jade holly]

I’m not making that up?

[storm jungle]

Suck on deez nuts

[storm jungle]

Not that high i dont think.

we dont really get their combat prowess much

100000 space marine slop books instead

[jade holly]

I always assumed Custodes level cause they’re the elite guard of the Triarch

Szarekh’s selected judges/executioners/enforcers

[storm jungle]

Yeah they carry a shit ton of fear and authority

but its prob not too far off

[near wasp]

I'd guess most high ranking necrons are stodes level

Some of the even high ranks like the silent king could go head to head with primarchs

[storm jungle]

yeah when guilliman was about to fight him his eldar aide pulled him AWAY lmao

[near wasp]

She has absolutely no faith in gman and I do not blame her

[jade holly]

Honestly I’d argue Szarekh is potentially one of the strongest figures in modern 40K

I say potentially cause we see him do jack shit

But considering his Necrodermis body is the most flawless and perfected of them definitely carries him in many areas

And he has the strongest staff of light

[near wasp]

He also has the most intact cpu

[jade holly]

Yeah

Isn’t he one of the only Necrons to perfectly remember their time as Necrontyr?

[near wasp]

Maybe, probably as a cruel joke by the ctan

You sold your entire race and your gonna remember every second of it

[young pecan]

Reminds me of Yakuza 3

Just never attack until the enemy attacks

[storm jungle]

Reminder that Kiryu has never killed a SINGLE sentient being in his entire life.

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-markiplier-markiplier-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-yakuza0-gif-22678805

[storm jungle]

aint no way bruh

[heady rivet]

I love this mistranslation destroying the entire community every hour

[jade holly]

There’s a follow up gif too

[storm jungle]

Its pretty funny tbh

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-markiplier-yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-shirtless-yakuza-gif-22678820

[storm jungle]

i mostly think it works best when you like uh

say that statement

[storm jungle]

then show a gif/clip of him doing the most violent shit to kill someone

lmao

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza0-dance-gif-18594724

[jade holly]

Wait I have a clip for this

[storm jungle]

"GET IN THERE"

[jade holly]

The way one guy BOUNCES off the concrete in one of the clips

after being slammed down

[crisp heath]

Worst thing is, Batman has full knowledge of how to break someone apart like a ragdoll but keep them conscious still

[young pecan]

mackerel cannon

not mackerel

swordfish

[daring creek]

"Batman doesn't kill"

Batman LITERALLY curb stomps people

[vagrant fox]

It's true because all I do is play Mahjong and lose everything

[young pecan]

Batman doesn't kill, the medical industry does

[jade holly]

He doesn’t kill, for killing is a mercy

[young pecan]

One of the richest men on earth casually breaking peoples' ribs because he has never understood the soul crushing finances of the medical industry is so funny

[jade holly]

What he does is so. Much. Worse.

[daring creek]

♿

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a Tibetan Monk technique

[daring creek]

is this like

a taoist thing

💀

[storm jungle]

Jokes aside uh

[dapper gyro]

Not even...

[storm jungle]

its basically a riff on how fucking dumbass/stupid batman's explanation on how he can just do or coutner anything is

[vagrant fox]

A buddhist thing, naturally

[dapper gyro]

Batman is pure plot.

[storm jungle]

the fandom has picked it up for ridiculing purposes

because batman fans are like space marine stan tier lol

[vagrant fox]

eminem stan?

[dapper gyro]

Nah, worse.

[storm jungle]

Yeah not even memeing lol

[daring creek]

Kazuma kiryu doesn't kill people

*precedes to hit someone with a motorcycle*

[storm jungle]

remember when the suicide squad game came out and everyone went crybaby ballistic over batman being killed?

When he literally has been killed in comics in even more dumb ways

they are so infatuated with him being untouchable its crazy

[near wasp]

He literally tripped and fell of a building in one comic

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEA

[dapper gyro]

Brother has to dodge handgun bullet, but doesn't give a fuck about getting hit by Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl or even superman.

[storm jungle]

again like i said batman fans are genuinely indoctrinated

[dapper gyro]

Whos can destroy tanks with their bare hands.

[young pecan]

I feel like there's only so much positioning and planning you can do to counter the countless possible ways things can possible kill you, a normal ass dude, in that universe

Batman should never be invincible and untouchable imo

[near wasp]

But i think it was more an issue that it was the Arkham Batman they killed in suicide squad. Fans saw it as disgracing one of the best versions of Batman with a shotty death

[storm jungle]

Correct. Invincible does a great job in its first episode showing what would actually happen if Batman fought Superman

Aka instantly being grabbed and slammed into the floor as his brains get splattered out.

[storm jungle]

This is also why people love Absolute Batman more

he fucking SUFFERS

also gets his ass kicked constantly before coming back

thats what makes this shit engaging

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-omni-man-hugo-hugo-dance-gif-16156516806200771435

[young pecan]

Tbf the Googoos of the Globe really really misplayed that fight

But yeah he gets grabbed one time and it's over

[dapper gyro]

Absolute batman is absolute human, aka abhuman.

[daring creek]

mutant

[storm jungle]

Yeah like im sorry

Superman can kill batman in like one micro second

lol

[dapper gyro]

Laser eyes

[storm jungle]

"erm muh contigency"

[near wasp]

Alfred running the ones with super man will never not be awesome

[young pecan]

Can't Superman just A-Train him at any given moment

[storm jungle]

Correct.

[young pecan]

TRUE laser eyes

[daring creek]

okay but what if he has 30 minutes of prep time

[storm jungle]

Superman is literally a god.

its what makes it compelling that he'd never do this

but if he did Bruce would just get vaporized

lol

[dapper gyro]

You don't want me looking at you.

[surreal nest]

a god thats allergic to leprechauns

real thrilling

[storm jungle]

no thats you

stop projecting little furball

[surreal nest]

im a god? weally?

im so famous

[dapper gyro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc6pkKXxZGs

[young pecan]

Batman's contingencies can only possibly work if he is constantly psycho-analyzing and intimately knowledgeable of how each person acts and reacts to things

[daring creek]

allergic to short irish men

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

I love how the explanation/asspull for them works too

he can just counter anything because... he just can

lol

"erm im a billionaire"

[young pecan]

Plastic Man being one of his hardest entities to deal with is funny

[storm jungle]

Plastic Man mentioned, PEAK

[young pecan]

His only single solution is using dry ice

"to slow him down maybe"

Plastic GOAT

[surreal nest]

luke cage is better than superman

[near wasp]

Plastic man is the scariest character in dc

[heady rivet]

To clarify, Kiryu has never murdered someone. He's operating 100% on self defense on all deaths. This got translated as just killed

[storm jungle]

Dumbo

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/plastic-man-real-real-powder

[surreal nest]

kiryu is a mass murderer that relishes in the families he has shattered

[storm jungle]

again

[dapper gyro]

Plasticman multiple time disguised as women's clothes...

[storm jungle]

do not mix kiryu with yourself

[near wasp]

Bro turned into a chair and had Harley sit on him.... And batman didn't think to warn her

Peak

[surreal nest]

could only dream

[storm jungle]

dream of smelly farts no doubt

[surreal nest]

why dream?

I'm a human compressor

[storm jungle]

You're banned.

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

who is that

[storm jungle]

its Joe Biden

[daring creek]

these sorts of videos are like crack

[opaque coyote]

I think Dark Knight Returns is the best for a fully prepared minus the part where Batman exposits "yeah bro I can totally kill you". Where he basically can only delay him at best until he grabs a really powerful kryptonite arrow. Which only incapacitated Supes for a bit.

It also helps that Superman generally just didn't want to hurt him.

But if Superman wanted to, he could literally just do what you said

Appear in his cave

Splatter him across the wall

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/elitedangerous-capital-class

[near wasp]

Dilara is illiterate

Tragic

[daring creek]

"Wall of text" 4 sentences.

Zoomer Dilara

[opaque coyote]

Can't believe she's a 40k fan

[near wasp]

She must listen to audio books

[heady rivet]

She gets the text to speech to read it and if its over 12 seconds she takes out a handgun and fires it in a random direction. One day it will hit somebody and itll be your fault

[dapper gyro]

You are a good crack consumer, aren't you. No surprise.

[near wasp]

Maybe it'll even be me

[daring creek]

well I literally take Adderall, so yes!

[opaque coyote]

But yeah in general, I think Batman has acknowledged that Superman could easily just kill him at any time.

[storm jungle]

You'd know Lobotomite

[storm jungle]

I can read. I just dont wanna.

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366882068960641185/1470409169294331995/IMG_8800.gif

[daring creek]

Aw you're so sweet :)

[storm jungle]

Im bitter actually

[daring creek]

We're kin now

[opaque coyote]

Hue hue hue hue hue

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-walk-funny-animals

[daring creek]

Sweet and Bitter :)

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-killed-died-violence-eliminated-gif-647110645955357791

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/why-does-this-weird-ass-cat-walk-like-that-weird-cat-walk-what-the-fuck-gif-10387837565466180938

[storm jungle]

https://cdn-useast1.kapwing.com/teams/62dad68ac6647ccb27502db6/jobs/6987953008920a4ee1a74360/final_69877a8ee9acbe245393c8e4_514354.gif?GoogleAccessId=prod-sa-videoprocessing%40kapwing-prod.iam.gserviceaccount.com&Expires=1771098296&Signature=Md16IN%2FT%2BVKvlzCBR9iDtr%2FrKtWyVVGlCTNHO1wRhAB7Fw0M7IOXuFN0CuON0fID%2Ba8dEqO7rvY6paF5gs%2BQwv3Cqyt2Ah%2BmDBDjTEq2USHbKV404kVjzy35AXksw3cw%2B7VJHCcUheUM2n%2FYpy0NGUVhP0py62MfDKgnGIRD%2Be4ET5a7MCCb0EVEFzmyLuVWf1m4kXdtQe0FXmiVVbOMyACNXGiYK3Fm1PsVboVTOa5XfGlPo%2BQK6ZX4knwVWgC6ShJVGEzMHxU4Yf6MUFXpuax%2BSYn9ohsuVLidFgMsz09SprPHp40loABDMjT%2B6bgHmwezVFtICnPDc3ZOthVgow%3D%3D

[storm jungle]

fucked up gif...

[daring creek]

I love cat imagery

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/catnapping-cat-kidnap-cat-steal-that-was-useful-cat-bag-gif-5865080542707714620

[daring creek]

COLLECTED

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/things-have-learnt-walk-that-gif-11089140048080542662

[opaque coyote]

But yeah generally I think my favorite scene of ""Batman vs Superman"" is in Justice League Doom.

Where both have never met. And Batman basically tries everything in his arsenal only for Superman to be like

"Eh"

Like Batman does a roundhouse kick and Superman literally just stands there

And he just ends up getting punched to the ground

[daring creek]

How long would superman survive in the 40k universe

[opaque coyote]

Huh

[vagrant fox]

that was gay

[daring creek]

@heady rivet

[opaque coyote]

Superman no diffs 40k ngl

[vagrant fox]

Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League sucks because the boy diddler wins

[heady rivet]

[opaque coyote]

Like it wouldn't be a challenge

[daring creek]

Even against the necrons?

[opaque coyote]

Even against the Necrons

Comic books are bullshit

[daring creek]

Don't their lasers literally cause hyper decomposition

[opaque coyote]

Kryptonians are resistant to that

...

Somehow

[dapper gyro]

Superman could fight every faction of 40K at once.

[daring creek]

Okay

[dapper gyro]

Especially if peace is not an option.

[daring creek]

the warp

[vagrant fox]

nuh uh he'd get died

[heady rivet]

You know what

1A

[opaque coyote]

It's the equivalent of Smart Atoms except even more stupid

[daring creek]

idfk shit about the warp

[storm jungle]

1A

[daring creek]

[heady rivet]

1A! 1A! 1A!

[storm jungle]

ONE

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-luthor-lex-epic-crashout-crash-out-gif-16605187456907607751

[storm jungle]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[opaque coyote]

Maybe a standstill at best but they wouldn't be able to beat him.

[storm jungle]

bro was about to CRY from the amount of hate he was spewing

[opaque coyote]

It'd just be a constant 1v4

[storm jungle]

40k villains wish they had this much gravitas

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-superman-2025-superman-meme-superman-punch-lex-luthor-gif-8602153762083351847

[heady rivet]

About to? He WAS

[storm jungle]

PSDFPDLSFDS

[opaque coyote]

Lex Luthor is only beaten by Dr. Doom from the amount of hating he does

[daring creek]

Alright so Superman is just Bullshit

Noted

[opaque coyote]

No shit

He's literally meant to be a paragon of virtue.

[heady rivet]

Twinkish keyboard smash, 4/10

[hallow saddle]

superman goes up against abaddon the despoiler

who wins

[daring creek]

could he save humanity in 40k

[opaque coyote]

Also depending on the version of Superman, he has blown away galaxies

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

Like literally blew them away with a single breath

[vagrant fox]

Nothing Kaldor Draigo couldn't handle

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it isn't canon anymore

But still

[dapper gyro]

Most of superman incarnation are still insanely strong.

[jade holly]

Hey Lex Luthor, what is the class Deku is a part of in MHA?

[daring creek]

if superman existed irl

what would he do

[opaque coyote]

Basically, Superman has the power of a God.

But his entire thing is that he wants to remain human. He is a good person.

[daring creek]

[dapper gyro]

The average nowadays is scaled down to solar level though.

[daring creek]

MHA mentioned

going back to reading

[dapper gyro]

Because making someone ultra strong and invulnerable is not that interesting.

[opaque coyote]

And that's where most GOOD superman media takes that

Superman basically going against things he can't just punch away

Or at least punch away without becoming a total dick.

Superman vs The Elite is a good example

[dapper gyro]

He absolutely can, by forcing people or they die.

[opaque coyote]

Like I said without becoming a total dick

[dapper gyro]

You type faster than me...

[opaque coyote]

Also

Every true Batglazer is also a Superman Glazer

[dapper gyro]

Also, being a villain to keep a peaceful world, I think that it is a fair compromise.

[opaque coyote]

Just like how Batman and Superman usually have the best bromance

[jade holly]

Superman in Injustice be like:

Jaywalking? Dead
Littering? Dead
Someone younger than me telling me I’m going too far? You bet I’m firing my Heat vision through his head (rip Shazam)

[dapper gyro]

The man who sole the world.

[opaque coyote]

Fucking love it when Batman and Superman do stuff together

It's always entertaining

[hallow saddle]

do they have like nicknames for each other

yo supes

[opaque coyote]

They usually call each other by their actual names

Bruce and Clark

[hallow saddle]

ohh their actual actual names

[opaque coyote]

When not in public obviously

But yeah

Every meeting also have them instantly know each other's identities

[hallow saddle]

yo clark--SHIT! i mean superman!

[opaque coyote]

That's a common trend

With Superman finding out with his powers

And Batman finding out using his intelligence

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Superman and Batman working together is usually peak as shit

I will not stand for any slander towards that smh

They are besties and according to some ao3 writers

more.

[hallow saddle]

does clark always hang out at batman's cause of the sick house

[opaque coyote]

Superman has the fortress of solitude

So usually either that or Justice League HQ

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it's usually a giant ice castle basically

With a bunch of stuff Superman has collected. Alien technology, a zoo, etc.

[hallow saddle]

he actually has the sicker house

[opaque coyote]

Yeah basically. Though Superman usually lives in his apartment

Tbf Metropolis is based on NYC so

[hallow saddle]

whats gotham based on

[heady rivet]

NYC

[opaque coyote]

Sorry apparently Metropolis was originally based on

Cleveland Ohio

But changed to NYC

[storm jungle]

Yeah Jersey iirc

[opaque coyote]

But I think Gotham is based on a combo of NYC and Chicago. It's also apparently in New Jersey

Chicago is where most of the Gothic architecture comes from

So basically stuff like the gargoyles

[heady rivet]

Gotham is in New Jersey canonically but its still based on NYC vaguely. Metropolis is also NYC but the nicer parts of it while Gotham is exclusively the worst bits

[storm jungle]

Fucked up on both counts.

[heady rivet]

Hub City is the "Chicago"

[opaque coyote]

Basically Metropolis actually has the high prices for apartments

While Gotham probably has low housing costs

For obvious reasons

Either way, would probably suck living in either of them

[heady rivet]

Frank Miller has said that "Metropolis is New York in the daytime; Gotham City is New York at night."

[opaque coyote]

Since although Metropolis has Superman. His villains are often way more powerful and cause much more damage

[heady rivet]

Gotham has so much lead paint and water pipes Superman couldnt see through most buildings

Absolute shithole

[opaque coyote]

Gotham will have a high chance of you getting shot and robbed.

While Metropolis will have a high chance being in your apartment only for your room to explode

Because a villain decided to take down your skyscraper

[opaque coyote]

There was a funny Tumblr post where instead of Superman disgusing himself as somebody completely powerless

It's just as like a really lame metahuman

That sees lead and that's his excuse for how he writes about how Metropolis has a lead pipe problem

So his alter ego is still powered. It's just equivalent to being a D-tier hero at best.

Which would be a funny way to disguise yourself

Like nobody would expect the guy with shitty superpowers to actually be the most powerful man on Earth

Insert a isekai manga level title here

Uhh

"I Am Superman Disguised As An F-Class Metahuman Reporter!"

[dapper gyro]

If Stan Lee is on a certain list on a certain island, it wouldn't surprise me.

[young pecan]

Who is Nancy Guthrie and why is every news station in America spamming updates about her being kidnapped

I get it's probably big gubbermen paying off news stations to closely follow a distraction instead of covering the files but still

[young pecan]

Is this supposed to read like he actually wants sex or like he's trying to deceive you

[crisp heath]

yes.

[young pecan]

I'm gonna make a healthy guess based on his shoulder adornment

He probably wants sex

[jade holly]

He wants the sex so you’re not expecting the flaying of the skin

it’s all one big game of deception

[young pecan]

He seems like a genuine guy I don't think he would do that

[hollow lantern]

Genuinely interested in your skin, maybe

[median star]

w or w out the skin

[celest cedar]

do you take the offer

[crisp heath]

obviously

[crisp heath]

yeah

[median star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375655939948023810/1463778196955730094/attachment.gif

[young pecan]

Now you're making him sound shallow

I'm sure he would care about me for more than just my body

[sacred ginkgo]

White gold and green is so pretty

[sacred bluff]

not on the nasty traitorous death guard 🤮

[fervent geode]

The Emperor loved Mortarion, if Horus hadn't got to him first this could've been very possible

[paper haven]

Are those Death guard Sisters of battle?

[fervent geode]

Its fan art but looks like it

[median star]

oh no

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck did this reply

Anyways random 40k images I found

In my gallery

While trying to find a FNV meme that I Can't fucking find

[paper haven]

Me too

[winter pine]

@opaque coyote chris avellone in tears every time I repost this somewhere

[celest cedar]

DSP being right for once

[late verge]

Deathguard sisters...

[late verge]

"The Emperor loved-"

Lol

Lmao

[fervent geode]

Surprisingly I really think he did

[winter pine]

you know this emperor guy seemed like kind of a jerk and full of himself idiot

[fervent geode]

If i could be sure of unconditional love from him

He only had it for Horus, Mortarion and Sanguinius

[late verge]

fuck tons of knowledge

No wisdom

[fervent geode]

He was a flawed man in many of the worst ways

A tyrant of the greatest magnitude

[dapper gyro]

It is kind of funny that most of the more loved ones turned traitors.

[fervent geode]

But it seems he failed to calculate what little paternal instinct in him turned into love for some of his "tools"

[dapper gyro]

While many of the ones that big E cared less about stay loyal or "loyal".

[fervent geode]

Ironically yeah, although Horus was changed, and Mortarion was cold to his father's love

[fervent geode]

The Khan comes to mind

[dapper gyro]

Khan and Corax are left pretty uncaged.

Magnus, Horus, Apharius/Omegaron are so trusted.

[fervent geode]

Corax he at the very least trusted, he gave him warp knowledge and the primarch project blueprint

And to explain why i say he loved Mortarion

[dapper gyro]

Most other primarch learnt about the warp one way or another.

[fervent geode]

He saved Mortarion's life in the beginning, but i suppose you could say he needed his tool, besides that he had Mortarion given knowledge of the purpose of the Golden Throne by Malcador, accompanied Mortarion to choose a weapon (when Morty chose one he didn't suggest he was still glad), and when Mortarion engaged in excessive cruelty at Galaspar, he got Horus and Sanguinius to advise him, whereas Angron got Russ to censure him for similar acts at Ghenna. Sided with him and heard his advice at Nikaea Not to mention Morty is one the very few traitor primarchs he offers redemption

[fervent geode]

True, but its different when the deadbeat father openly tells them as opposed to Lorgar having to go into the eye

[opaque coyote]

Mortarion has had 3 bad parental figures

Bro is fucked up

His adoptive dad
The Emperor
And Nurgle

Because despite the Emperor maybe loving him

He uh

He isn't the pinnacle of being a dad even at his best

[fervent geode]

Ur life is fucked when the Emperor is the one that sincerely loved you out of all od em

[opaque coyote]

He doesn't just have daddy issues

[fervent geode]

Bro lost the parent lottery 3 times

[opaque coyote]

He IS THE PATRON SAINT

OF DADDY ISSUES

And considering Nurgle is the embodiment of toxicity.

Both literal and relationship wise

It makes perfect sense that Mortarion fell to him

Bro probably doesn't even know what a healthy relationship looks like atp

At least he gets to torture his first dad's soul

[fervent geode]

The funny thing is tho

He had a dad who didnt love him
A dad who loved him but misunderstood him and was a bad parental figure anyway
And a granddad who maybe technically loves him in the most fucked way imaginable

But he's iirc a good father to his sons

He gave himself to Nurgle to end their suffering

[opaque coyote]

After Typhus did a little bit of trolling

[fervent geode]

He loved Garro even and deeply wanted him to stay on side, appointing him equerry

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Mortarion basically did something the Emperor would never actually do

[fervent geode]

He loved his sons equally

Well except the psykers but uh

[opaque coyote]

"I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU"

[fervent geode]

RAHHHH WITCHERY

[opaque coyote]

Magnus didn't help his case

But like

He got ganged up on by

Mortarion

And then Russ

[fervent geode]

Corax even iirc

Like a lot of em

Being raised among evil ass necromancy psyker xenos probably gave him a basis for his mistrust

But he went mental with it

[opaque coyote]

Also

"He (Magnus) then spoke of he future; telling of what great deeds psykers can achieve and how much of a travesty the Council of Nikaea would be seen as by future Imperial citizens, as a barbarous event orchestrated by the ignorant."

...

Sure

Sure buddy

[fervent geode]

Imperial Citizen when you ask them what a "Nikaea" is

[opaque coyote]

Also, fun fact, Peter Thiel seriously thinks Mordor are the good guys because they symbolize progress and order.

https://tenor.com/view/lor-lord-of-the-rings-sauron-lord-sauron-the-great-eye-gif-12438992

" progress and order"

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-lord-of-rings-sauron-lord-of-rings-hobbit-sauron-hobbit-gif-17999199

[winter pine]

Peter Thiel is an evil bastard and I'll sooner delete Discord before I hand over any ID to the processor he runs if that's what I have to do

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-volcano-doom-gif-15134179

[opaque coyote]

Look at all this progress and order

[opaque coyote]

Actually the antichrist

[winter pine]

Three way competition between him, Trump, and Epstein

[fervent geode]

Tolkien made a very black and white evil for him to say that lmfao

[celest cedar]

ofc the fucker thinks the obviously evil faction is the good guys

[daring creek]

Anyone else get random body jitters when they think about their parents

[outer wave]

Not really no

[opaque coyote]

I am quite concerned

[sacred ginkgo]

I get them spontaneously for other reasons but no

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[celest cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2022415471224750396

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[storm jungle]

😭

[daring creek]

Imagine that it comes out epstein voted democratic once

[nocturne jetty]

ELDAR VS SPACEMARINES

[daring creek]

Eldar win cuz twinks always prosper

[vagrant fox]

To be fair Mairon did love order and perfection and did literally nothing wrong
Melkor is to blame for the bad bits, you understand

[lament shoal]

Dude had literally everyone in his pocket, wouldn't surprise me

[storm jungle]

Also like

both democrats/repubs are the same sort of snakes at the end of the day lol

Its always been an us/them situation

[vagrant fox]

American upper class is uhhh, same

[celest dome]

Didn't Trump claim/identify as a Democrat ages ago ?

[storm jungle]

Yeah he did

[celest dome]

Most of those rich people will claim to be one or the other as they see benefit to it

Not like they ain't both Right parties compared to most countries.

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

political parties like the ones in US are all the same basically anyway

[nocturne jetty]

DAWN OF WAR 4 COMING SOON HECTIIII

I wonder where the Eldars are

[rocky gale]

Now that is so much better

Genuinly 1000x better

[dapper gyro]

He looks less happy though

[celest dome]

Irish erasure

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kray-tom-hardy

[near wasp]

Apparently I had the twelveth off.... Me and everybody else forgot so I ended up working

[celest cedar]

https://www.pcgamer.com/software/platforms/oh-good-discords-age-verification-rollout-has-ties-to-palantir-co-founder-and-panopticon-architect-peter-thiel/

KILL Palantir

[jade holly]

Can’t wait to watch Discord bleed money

Nitro subscriptions cancelling in droves

[near wasp]

Yeah it's already happening

[near wasp]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iM6b-0GpuzE?si=K-1Lf8gW1mVs1pCO

[winter pine]

how it feels to have never gotten Nitro in the decade I've had this account on Discord

[dapper gyro]

The transition from Skype to Discord was quick and painless.

The short moment of teamspeak in between however...

[near wasp]

I used team speak when I played arma

Ahhh the warcrimes I committed

[winter pine]

I used Ventrilo then Mumble then switched to Discord in 2015 when a buddy didn't want to pay for a Mumble server anymore

https://youtu.be/BJYG5AbJCrI?list=RDBJYG5AbJCrI

[near wasp]

I once made the tactical choice to bomb a civilian village to deny the enemy from delivering humanitarian supplies to it and thus denying them from there objective

Then we ambushed them in the ruins of the village

[dapper gyro]

In game proximity chat is more immersive.

[near wasp]

We used a mod to have our radios through teamspeak

I think tfar or something

[young pecan]

Were you playing as Israel by chance

[near wasp]

Nooo

We were a PMC group who split off from the us government in a large scale coup and began conquering land in Africa and becoming a warlord state

We got nuked

[rose thorn]

That was quick, did the warlord games get revealed for not being homophobic?

Chud YouTubers are talking about other games now

[winter pine]

If I ever hate myself enough to try Escape From Tarkov this would be fun to use

[near wasp]

Ehhh tarkov sucks

I have 2000 hours I think I'm qualified to talk about it

Besides nobody talks to each other in tarkov

[winter pine]

I've been enjoying ARC Raiders a bunch but it feels kind of boring lately with no one trying to rat or fight me

[near wasp]

I legit begged a guy to just talk to me so I didn't have to kill him. That we could just talk it out and I'd let him have some loot. But he wanted to just be silent so I sent him back to lobby

[near wasp]

Kill somebody it'll bring you into more aggressive lobbies

I threw two trail blazers into a group of six and been fighting ever since

[dapper gyro]

This is why I don't enjoy the surivial looting games.

Either to sweety or too boring.

I prefer games with cooperation.

[near wasp]

Honestly atp me too

I be playing fallout 76 now xD

[celest dome]

Some dude is trying to make a petition to have the Commodor Store changed 💀

[near wasp]

Commodore store?

[celest dome]

The premium cosmetic store

From DT

[near wasp]

Oh lol

That hasn't changed in years

XD and I doubtll change any time soon

[celest dome]

Not the free one (commissary)

[near wasp]

I'm aware. Well tbh I havnt checked in a while

It might of changed after hive scum got added

[surreal nest]

Gamers and their petitions lol

[fervent geode]

RIP Commodore Hallowette🙏

[arctic talon]

This image is always so funny bcs why the fuck are they aura farming against a bunch of cultists like it’s going to be a hard fight lol

[young pecan]

Wouldn't a bolt pistol to either of their faces be game over though

[misty vector]

those cultists are cool though

[crisp heath]

they arent aura farming its a passive

they have aura constantly

[arctic talon]

They have refractor fields so no

[vagrant fox]

Valerian the everdoubter has to hype himself up to deal with them

[sacred bluff]

how do you see the refractor fields

[arctic talon]

You don’t

Until you shoot someone

[sacred bluff]

[arctic talon]

But custodes and SoS all have them lore wise

Sometimes they have a fancy emitter