#40k-lore-chat

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jade holly
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Heroes of the Storm looks like fun

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If only I had a pc

arctic talon
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As you can tell not much has changed from 2020 and not much will change in 2077 TopKekSphere

dapper gyro
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One of the old drug.

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There are very few multi player games that I play for that long.

jade holly
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Stukov looks like fun

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I love tactician esque characters

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No mobility but you’re the command center of your team

heady rivet
arctic talon
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So

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It’s probably someone doing a impression

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Many such cases

heady rivet
arctic talon
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LOL

opaque coyote
jade holly
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Do people still play Heroes of the Storm?

arctic talon
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Yes

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Though its player base is lower then its peak bcs blizzard shot it in the legs

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Rather then playing to its strengths

jade holly
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They don’t update it anymore do they?

arctic talon
lament shoal
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Are scouts deployed a little ahead of the marines or do the scouts report back before they’re deployed to the main force

jade holly
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I would assume they act as recon first

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Then regroup after planning

lament shoal
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Who gathers the intel for their recon missions?

arctic talon
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Or local forces/other forces present

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PDF, guard

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Ect.

lament shoal
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Ty

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Yeah sorry

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I meant to say servo skulls

lament shoal
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No worries

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Ty

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
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So because I am bored I will talk about

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Half Life

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I feel like the Combine is still one of the most unique like

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Sci Fi empires we got

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And presumably 100 years later

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I hope in HL3

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We get to see their true capabilities

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Like Gordon gets teleported into one of their more

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developed

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Worlds

arctic talon
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Still so funny deadlock was meant to be a half life MOBA originally

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Like

rose thorn
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I am 80% sure knotley panted each of these based off a csn warband, I don’t remember what the top left one is

arctic talon
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wtf would that have even looked like

opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
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"OH MT GOD ARE WE GETTING HL3"

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half life moba

opaque coyote
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But yeah I genuinely hope the Combine get explored because they genuinely fascinate me

rose thorn
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OH YEAH they are the only based salamanders

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(Cannibals$

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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I still fucking love their usage of Biomechanical stuff

arctic talon
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Th atalantean spears are blood angels

rose thorn
opaque coyote
rose thorn
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Wait which one is the cannibals?

arctic talon
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Dragon spears

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They eat each other when they die

opaque coyote
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I think?

arctic talon
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If I had a nickel for every fictional group in stuff I played that eat the dead to preserve memories/strength I’d have 3 nickels

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Which isn’t a lot

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But it’s weird it’s happened thrice

opaque coyote
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Either way since SMs actually relive memories once they eat a piece of brain

arctic talon
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Yeah

opaque coyote
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That is probably the best excuse for cannibalism in 40k

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It's not a high bar

arctic talon
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Can’t wait for one of the Endfield operators to eat someone

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And traumatize the community /hj

opaque coyote
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"Finally, some good fucking food"

arctic talon
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You can currently pull for 2 people who probably commit cannibalism in that game

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Due to their people’s culture

arctic talon
lament shoal
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Is military time used by marines and the guard in 40k?

arctic talon
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it depends™

lament shoal
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Lol gotcha

dapper gyro
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Military time you mean the 24h system that almost everyone but the US use?

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Sorry for asking that, because 24h format is quite commonly used here.

tough haven
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Anyone here play victor in deadlock?

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Cause I’m trying to cook something unconventional and Ill advised

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But maybe fun

arctic talon
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along with some other nations that use it alongside 24 hour time which is just (why)

near wasp
arctic talon
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pick one or the other I feel lol

near wasp
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But they probably use a more like 24hr system

arctic talon
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also yeah some planets have more then 24 hours

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lol

near wasp
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Also also game is made by British company

languid meadow
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Because 99% of the people you talk to in real life do not use it

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At least here

arctic talon
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I found a map for it

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no clue how accurate it is beyond anecdotal evidence

dapper gyro
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The only times people look at me were when I was in the US.

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Many of those blue north African countries speak French and they understand the 24h format with ease.

lament shoal
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Was asking because my bf is writing up a story for his homebrew and he wrote one of the captains using military time in his dialogue

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So I wanted to double check

vagrant fox
outer wave
daring creek
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24 hours is just convenient

celest cedar
rocky gale
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Is it not who?

celest cedar
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they gotta up the satire for the film

storm jungle
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unironically he'd kill it with the skinhead look Super Earth encourages

celest cedar
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having the Fast and Furious director will also mean we're prolly gonna get some really absurd action set pieces

storm jungle
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😩

celest cedar
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you are not allowed freedom of expression yo 🗣️

storm jungle
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Yeah you are a traitor if you have baldness

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🗣️

misty vector
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Its time

storm jungle
celest cedar
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is that the bite of 87

misty vector
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deploy the fazbear

sacred ginkgo
storm jungle
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Yeah the skinhead cut lmao

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(and the hair has to be 2MM)

sacred ginkgo
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Every speaking bridge member is bald like egg

storm jungle
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Yeah every one of them are, you can see the Techician's buzzcut under the hat too

sacred ginkgo
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Your character probably is too

storm jungle
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Yeah considering the John Helldiver intro

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where he clicks his fingers and gets the buzzcut lmao

sacred ginkgo
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Nobody has hair in the super earth federation confirmed

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Not a single person

celest cedar
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bro I deadass

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hear a fucking Indonesian ad using the vibe boom SFX

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in it wtf 💀

rocky gale
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Their penitent crusade is over

shadow plover
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The full excerpt was posted yesterday, pretty neat stuff

storm jungle
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Pretty bleak.

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They should have suffered more 😔

fervent geode
vagrant fox
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whoah whoah lets not be too hasty

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Tainting the Red Basedairs with lamenter filth would make them so much worse

fervent geode
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Im a kind soul

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Just let the lamenters have one chance to redeem themselves and attain 0.01% basedness

celest cedar
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TIL theres an adult VN set in a totally-not-warhammer-40k universe

fervent geode
vagrant fox
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actually Rustbelt Rising was updated so I feel kind, a few can join as a treat

fervent geode
late verge
heady rivet
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A cut so crazy the US military doesnt allow it anymore

rocky gale
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The Imperium must be pretty stupid to keep having so many rebellions and uprisings when they're so easy to prevent

celest cedar
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well shit

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Dilara now knows 💀

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oh well

rocky gale
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Dilara knows everything

celest cedar
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Dilara means the Deep State

near wasp
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Dilara is actually a fed whos infiltrated the Warhammer community. Shes been tasked with keeping an eye on us. She claims to be from turkey but turkeys banned discord.

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Wait wait no

heady rivet
queen laurel
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I don't know my basic theory is she's just a demon

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Feeds of the hatred she generates by hating

celest cedar
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I saw Dilara the other day bhopping away from the supermarket

heady rivet
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Dilara poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!

fervent geode
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Dilara was there when they burned Monarchia

near wasp
celest dome
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Good, the burning of Monarchia is a civil celebration

heady rivet
fervent geode
surreal nest
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get the admin post haste

fervent geode
celest dome
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Any pain that came to the proginecy of the Emperor is a cause for celebration

rose thorn
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weakest imperial knight mog

solid horizon
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Tau armors are p easy to kill tho

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One Doomsday Ark shot and it's gone

rose thorn
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i should play RT and RP as an imperial knight pilot

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was there a feudal world origin?

solid horizon
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Play as chaos warhound pilot

rose thorn
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not okay lmao

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chaos playthoguhts in RT i heard are not veyr good lol

solid horizon
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Event Horizon

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Check the interior of a chaos warhound

rose thorn
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so peak

solid horizon
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Unless you play against one

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Titans are so unbalanced

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Being a HP bag was already good enough

rose thorn
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TItans fucking suck lmao

solid horizon
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There was no need for all the doomsday death ray guns it haw

rose thorn
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imperial kngihts and chaos knights are unfun to play against

solid horizon
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Tomorrow I'm having a 20k pt game

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There is like

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7 knighjs on my sife

rose thorn
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i should change my server name to "Mag the Maggie, Hater of Titans"

solid horizon
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And a warhound

rose thorn
solid horizon
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Yes

rose thorn
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ar eyou gonna be okay???

solid horizon
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Yes

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I said on my side

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There are only 2-3 titanic units against us

rose thorn
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playing 20k sounds like a punishmetn let alone in 10th ediiton

solid horizon
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An imperial knight and a big aeldari

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We're gonna win but I hope there will be difficulty

heady rivet
solid horizon
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I have second smallest force

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My best troops are like

solid horizon
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My two decimators and my doomsday ark

heady rivet
solid horizon
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Triarch Stalker and Onager are gonna be turrets basically

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If onager dunecrawler didn't have legs I don't think it would change much

rose thorn
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oh cool

solid horizon
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100 necron warriors unit infantryslop goooooooo ¡!!!!!!!!

rose thorn
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lmqo

solid horizon
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200 dices on 12" ¡!!!!!!!

near wasp
solid horizon
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I checked, unless I do a 100 necron line, a 100 model unit cannot fully beneficiate from rapid fire

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But then a 100 necron line is difficult to move

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I could space them each with 2 inches to make an anti deep strike net lmao

rose thorn
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i wish i was more of an imperium head so i could get into rp as one of hte origins

solid horizon
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I still have no idea how im gonna use flayed ones

near wasp
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I've been having a lot of fun rping as a commisar but my party is starting to suspect me of being a heretic for threatening to shoot my fellow party members

rose thorn
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a sin RT i mean the videogmae lmao, i have yet to play the tabletop game

heady rivet
near wasp
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I am playing the video game xD

rose thorn
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OH lmao

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in the tabletop game i dream of playing an enslaved kelermorph

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"haha fuck ass purple thing kill them for me"
"kys captain"

near wasp
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I hope they castrated you xD can't have you spreading your taint

rose thorn
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i mean they are third gens so there is a good chance i lack the genestealers kiss

heady rivet
rose thorn
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LMAO

near wasp
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Lol

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Understandable have a nice day

rose thorn
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i have a hard time roleplaying in RT game compared to like, pathfinder games or pillars of eternty

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i really dont get why they have both astra militarum commander and commissar

near wasp
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Because they are very different

rose thorn
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yeah but having both of thos einstead of an admech option has just been weird to me

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not like id use it tbf

near wasp
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Admech don't become RT as far as I know

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Given that the admech is "separate" from the imperium

rose thorn
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they have uh... what are they called

near wasp
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They kinda already do what they want

rose thorn
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exploritons or osmehting wierd

near wasp
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Exploritor fleets

rose thorn
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yeah

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it was an opiton in the TTRPG

near wasp
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They fill basically the same purpose for admech but are different

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Given the setting of the rt game it really wouldn't make sense given you are part of a rt line

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Instead of making your own and such

rose thorn
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tbf arbitors to my knowledge dont get to become RTs

near wasp
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I think almost anybody can be a rt

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Also an arbites can become inquistors. So rt isn't out of the question either it's probably just most arbites don't have the skills to make money

jade holly
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Damn Highguard is down but apparently they’re not out, 3 characters still in development

rose thorn
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i tried to play a Xenophile noble who is hyper envious of eldar and wishes she was an eldar, but something enver clicked idk why

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probably because being obsessed with xenos is an icon cast thing

near wasp
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The xenos are hot what's more to say

rose thorn
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lmao

jade holly
rose thorn
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i tmight just be the imperium brainrot of
you are racist towards xenos or you dont care abotu xenos

near wasp
rose thorn
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i need to start a new playthrough and mayeb nsut be necromunda coded

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has the next dlc been revealed yet?

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oh yeah

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necrons lol

rose thorn
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lmao

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wish there was a RT wiki that wasnt hell to use

near wasp
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Can't wait for dark heresey so I can show my group what an awesome inquistor I am

rose thorn
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i am quite excited too

heady rivet
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Dedicated paranoia wall feature

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And constantly changing theories

rocky gale
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RAAAAHHHH GIANT ADMECH WOMAN

arctic talon
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The title of that piece being “the lady and the knight” will never not be funny to me

rocky gale
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I need her

rose thorn
storm jungle
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LMAO

near wasp
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Heyyyy dilara

rocky gale
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We weren't plotting

queen laurel
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HIT THE DECK EVERYONE

jade holly
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If we were to make a space marine inspired by this sadistic sociopath, what legion and role would he be

heady rivet
rose thorn
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Hi dilara

jade holly
queen laurel
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Remember one of them is an explosive mini gun the other is a fire mini gun

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Just add some 40K related things to them and your Set

rose thorn
jade holly
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Yes it’s called Gunny

jade holly
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And the fire one is called Cha Cha

rose thorn
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Also today I learned how to hot uhh

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Is

jade holly
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Robo Magneto

rose thorn
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Magneto is based tbf

queen laurel
jade holly
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But that’s beside the point

jade holly
rose thorn
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That… tha wouldn’t even do much lmao

jade holly
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No explosive rounds in game

rose thorn
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Mf never heard of magnetic flip theory

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Or what ever it’s called

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Unless he means stopping the earths rotation

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The thing where the north and south poles are supposed to swap within 1-1000 years

dapper gyro
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People always overestimate the explosive power of small calibres. Even if it is explosive, it is not that much different than normal bullet.

queen laurel
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there are plenty of rotary weapons in the imperium

rose thorn
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They gave space marines rotary weapons? What’s even the point?

dapper gyro
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Solar auxiliary and to some extend the guard also have rotary cannon.

rose thorn
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So they can do warcrimes with worse weapons?

jade holly
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The Tau soldier watching in horror as the funny space marine with horns barrels at him at Mach 5 with twin miniguns laughing maniacally and chanting in Samoan

rose thorn
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Oh you wanna do Samoan

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Then space sharks

jade holly
queen laurel
dapper gyro
queen laurel
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usually mounted on terminators

rose thorn
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Space sharks are islanders

queen laurel
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And use by them

rose thorn
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Carcharadons

rocky gale
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Could see an terminator with 2 of thosr

rose thorn
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Who are Raven guard

jade holly
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In lore he was part of an eco terrorist group

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A deep sea raider

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So yeah space sharks

rose thorn
jade holly
wary fulcrum
jade holly
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Blowing up ships

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Waging war

jade holly
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All that stuff

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I mean in lore they’re called an “eco-rebel” group

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But given how Mauga is

wary fulcrum
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It’s fun you get to pick between two of the most insufferable fanbases to do it though

(I say as a space Wolf player 😂😂)

rose thorn
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LMAO

jade holly
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As a person, I would say it’s safe to assume he did some not so friendly stuff

wary fulcrum
queen laurel
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I think genuinely he might just land with space wolves

arctic talon
jade holly
queen laurel
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sharks tend to be quiet

queen laurel
jade holly
queen laurel
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the sharks like I said tend to be silent and not really scream

dapper gyro
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Not exactly dual gatling, but still.

queen laurel
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The guy is friendly and loud as shit

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but he's also smart and cunning

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so he's gonna fit in with the space wolves

jade holly
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He puts on a big dumb brute facade but is dangerously intelligent beneath that

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and when he gets in close, that’s when the sadism begins

wary fulcrum
queen laurel
jade holly
queen laurel
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but that fits space wolves still

jade holly
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So Mauga would be a Samoan Space Wolf that loves Sharks

queen laurel
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He fits in with the rest of them looking like a brute and then you realize that he actually outsmarted your entire armored column and proceeded to kill everyone

raven stone
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The design your character rules have leaked

jade holly
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When you’re about to finish retreating then all of a sudden you hear:

Se se’i koi ikiiki

rose thorn
jade holly
rose thorn
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Tactical marines

near wasp
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Nah

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Dreadknights the worst

rose thorn
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They are in the greyknights codex not space marines smh….

near wasp
rose thorn
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Also there is infinitely worse looking model in the greyknights codex

near wasp
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They are still space Marines maggie

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Just because they are silver doesn't mean you can discriminate against them

rose thorn
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By that logic chaos marines marines would still count, so like chaos spawn lmao

near wasp
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Chaos spawn arnt inherently marines

rose thorn
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I meant the space marine codex when I said worse unit lmao

near wasp
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They can be but they arnt always sometimes it's just some normal dude

rose thorn
wary fulcrum
wary fulcrum
dapper gyro
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Space marine biology, most should be fish and slugs.

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Space fish and space slugs*

rose thorn
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Going insane trying to think off gsc lore

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Nothing makes me like GSC as any of the official ones

near wasp
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Im thinking up vtm stuff rn

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I've got my first session tonight

fervent geode
wary fulcrum
rose thorn
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Every idea I make I end up hating lol

rose thorn
wintry cloud
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Food

fervent geode
rose thorn
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Lmao

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Oh hey star citizen is supposed to release next year

storm jungle
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"supposed"

rose thorn
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LMAO

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Don’t worry he says they are really close this time!

near wasp
rose thorn
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Same with my cites of sigmar

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And Sylvaneth

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It’s weird became some factions I get it perfect within a few days

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My FEC have bones made of gold from a curse

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And believe they are uber rich nobles throwing away their wealth

fervent geode
near wasp
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Oh sorry I could here you over the sound of camerilla ambassadors being slaughtered when they went to meet with the ministry

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At least my players are anarch and I'm using new York as the city

storm jungle
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Based camarilla propaganda

rose thorn
near wasp
rose thorn
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OHHHHH I KNOW MY ISSUE, I havent made a tyranid fleet for the patriarch

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Thank you 1d6 Chan and your uncredited creation table

arctic talon
rose thorn
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LMAO

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Oh hive fleets have uh, like

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Splinters ? Space marine successor chapters verison of fleets

arctic talon
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No

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Splinters are the same hivefleet

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Same coloration and everything

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Just like

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If you split the big one up

rose thorn
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Ah

heady rivet
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Breakaway bits

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The lone bio-ship or something

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Splitting off

rose thorn
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What do the lesser hive fleets come from then?

heady rivet
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Define lesser

arctic talon
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not the big ones

rose thorn
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Oh okay

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Like chronos and tiamet

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Is death leaper leviathan only or is he a sudo multi existence guy like brood lord?

near wasp
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I mean if the hive mind needs one it'll make one

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Provided it has the materials

rose thorn
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Death leaper is a unique lictor creator by leviathan

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But idk if they emailed him to the other hive fleets

rose thorn
storm jungle
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Im pretty sure it doesnt matter?

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like hes special sure

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but hes also a special template

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its like how the Swarmlord can be on other hivefleet fronts simultaneously

rose thorn
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Fair, I know the emailed old one eye to other hive fleets

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So it makes sense

jade holly
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How many Patriarchs does a GSC… idk what you’d call it a hive or nest have

storm jungle
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They arent fleet based

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thers only 1

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yaeh that

rose thorn
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Usually it’s 1 per planet otherwise gsc like to have holy wars

jade holly
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From what I understand of GSC, it’s a Patriarch infecting people with a sort of memetic virus to begin worshipping the Tyranids as gods and to one day prepare the planet on for their arrival

storm jungle
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its not just memetic

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its genetic too

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but also yeah they are terrorsts/revolutinaries

rose thorn
# jade holly From what I understand of GSC, it’s a Patriarch infecting people with a sort of ...

It’s a genetic virus that rewrites your reproductive code to make your next of kin partially tyrants. Then either the virus recodes your brain or your kids psychic aura makes you believe it is an angel child. Meanwhile the Genestealer who spread the most kisses becomes the patriarch and naps for a century. Eventually it wakes up and sends a psychic call to everyone who has dna of a nid. The funny part is this call can actually be denied or ignored if the gsc has no reason to rebel.

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But because it’s the imperium

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The citizens meet up with the call and meet the patriarch as their god

storm jungle
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Yeah or even if they wanna rebel the Fleet they called/wanna call could be lost in some stellar phenomena or occuped, leaving them alone for CENTURIES

jade holly
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Very Skaven esque with the hiding underground and amassing a large enough horde

storm jungle
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I mean

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thats what all revolutionary groups do

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😭

rose thorn
storm jungle
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LMAO REAL

jade holly
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Does that mean all cults are Skaven?

storm jungle
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Does that mean im gonna chop your arms off

jade holly
rose thorn
storm jungle
rose thorn
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There’s also a weird time distortion thing with gsc, theoretically gscs can predate the known existence of nids

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The cult of the 4 armed emperor did

storm jungle
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Oh yeah due to how space works right

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(i still dont get how time dialation works)

near wasp
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Nid were around during the great crusade I'm pretty sure they just werent called nids

storm jungle
jade holly
storm jungle
jade holly
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that’s why being stuck in a black hole sucks

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Spaghettification that to you lasts centuries

rose thorn
jade holly
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but like 5 seconds outside

rose thorn
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Also if GSC predate nids arrival, then that means the hive mind had human dna lmao

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So god knows where they got that from

jade holly
near wasp
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I mean I bet some dumb explorer left the galaxy at some point during the daot or age of strife

rose thorn
languid meadow
plush mason
rose thorn
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Can’t wait for them to reveal in an HH book that the emperor kidnapped some guy and shot him out of the galaxy like 20k years ago

plush mason
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huh

jade holly
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Like I said: Chaos is cruel, Xenos. And I’m very in touch with my inner Heretic

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I stole this from the sm2 memes channel

plush mason
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ngl i love that

storm jungle
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Space marines out to steal every fictional gimmick in existence

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(dip them to magma)

vagrant fox
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Let them have a crumb of cool

rose thorn
# plush mason huh

This is a reference to how a loyalist iron warrior suicide bombing himself in an HH book is th canonical reason Nids found the Milky Way

jade holly
storm jungle
jade holly
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Space Marines when I introduce them to Balatro

plush mason
storm jungle
storm jungle
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especially the part regarding kidnapping and harvest children's brains

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extremely lore accurate

jade holly
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I still can’t believe he’s a massive fucking weeb lmao

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I mean his shields are literally based on Samurai armor tmk

storm jungle
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Japanese designers man, they cook

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especially as a guy from fucking ALABAMA

vagrant fox
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Red Sun still bops

jade holly
#

Never forget that Collective Consciousness is the same BPM as All I want for Christmas is you

rose thorn
#

Well making a hive fleet should be easy, just come up with their gimmick of bio war

jade holly
#

Tyranids that ate one too many Catachans and now engage in guerrilla warfare wielding big knives? Go right ahead

rose thorn
#

Like

#

“Yea thsi hive fleet prefers to bio bomb their pray into a fine red paste”

#

There is a fleet that targets specifically planet that went through some kind of horrible event

#

Like a natural disaster or plagues or famine

storm jungle
#

Yeah entirely doable

#

i was reading KT: Termination with the Raveners vs Servitors thing

jade holly
#

You have to admit tho, a Hormagaunt going Rambo would be a hilarious sight

storm jungle
#

they got the uhhh toxic ravener unit in there

#

whos entire job is to burrow-sneak

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and poison shit

#

like water or food supplies

#

its evil as fuck lmao

rose thorn
#

Wait- Ravens are a hero unit?

#

Revenants

#

RACENERS

#

omfg

storm jungle
#

RAVENER

rose thorn
#

RAVENERS

storm jungle
#

also i dont think so? Its KT so its like a spec ops team of raveners

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

i just read it for the lore imma be real

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Hold on lemme pass the PDF

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also i got the name ENTIRELY wrong

#

its KT: Typhon

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

THATS THE ONE

rose thorn
#

W-why- why make raveners a hero unit and a regular unit

storm jungle
#

because its cool

#

SHUT UP BITCH

jade holly
vagrant fox
#

raveners, better raveners

near wasp
#

Daniel and cooler daniel

rose thorn
#

Killteams are already grossly overpriced

storm jungle
#

maggie im just here to read the lore

#

leave my sexmonsters alone

rose thorn
#

ITS WEIRD!!!

#

It’s a weird decision!

#

By gw

near wasp
#

Do not the bug

rose thorn
#

Not even GSC has a group leader unit like thjs!

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Anyway here, grab it quick

rose thorn
#

Let me get on my computer

storm jungle
#

quick before i get banned

near wasp
rose thorn
#

got it

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

Wait reup that so I can report it

near wasp
#

Why didn't you just dm it to them dilara

#

Smfh

storm jungle
#

Im lazy tbh

rose thorn
#

im gonna go get a coffe procrsatinate fora bit longer then do my homeokr

crystal forum
#

homeokr

rose thorn
#

LMAOOO

#

jeuss chirst

crystal forum
#

jeuss chirst

storm jungle
#

Fucking

#

final fantasy ass name

arctic talon
#

lol

rose thorn
#

read the lore, an imperial knight house named it lmao

arctic talon
#

Calth was an act of self defense

rose thorn
#

THE UPRISING OF NEW GIDLAM WAS MORAL!

#

THE DEATH OF OVID THRENSIOM SHOULD BE CELEBRATED

plush mason
rose thorn
plush mason
#

yeah

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

i would win in necromunda

storm jungle
#

yeah

#

in getting cannibalized

vagrant fox
rose thorn
#

i chcecked it, splinter fleets do have slight unique apperaences

heady rivet
plush mason
#

lmao

rose thorn
#

maybe i should make the gsc aztec themed in lore, human sacrifcies nad sutff? the image of someone being cut open and pulling out a tyranid parasite

heady rivet
rose thorn
#

Fair

#

I have a cult symbol I really like I wanan try to work and

heady rivet
#

Well share with the class

rose thorn
#

Let me get it

dapper gyro
#

why always some kind of droplet?

lament shoal
heady rivet
rose thorn
late verge
#

Are there significant differences between the Khaine of tow and the khaine of 40k? They seem... very different based on my cursory understanding. Khaine in fantasy is like some crazy murder god that embodies the druchii's sadism, but in 40k TO MY UNDERSTANDING, he's usually just portrayed as a marginally more stable version of khorne that the Craftworlders worship

#

why do they share a name if theyre so different. Is it just gw being weird again.

jade holly
#

I am committing culinary horror

#

I have made a calzone, but instead of completely folding it I left the inner part exposed and folded the outsides to make a deep pocket for the sauce and cheese to sit in

late verge
#

I am choosing to believe this answers my question

jade holly
arctic talon
jade holly
arctic talon
#

The aspect warriors are literal cultists

#

They are not the norm in craftworld society

jade holly
#

Traditional Italian pizzas are like Neapolitan and Milan style right?

arctic talon
#

They’re psychopathic weirdos

#

With exarchs being completely consumed by Khaine worship and their dedication to the aspect shrine

late verge
arctic talon
#

Not really

#

Khaine in 40k also has the cloak and dagger stuff

#

Striking scorpions and shadow specters

#

Being the subtler aspect warriors

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

Now granted

#

They don’t seem that stealthy because chainsword and eldar anti tank cannon

late verge
arctic talon
#

But they are in fact stealthy

late verge
arctic talon
#

Also aspect warriors as a whole

#

Usually engage in like

#

Small scale warfare

late verge
#

like space marines yea

arctic talon
#

Yeah

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

Yep

late verge
#

it feels weird that the eldar would be using a chainsword but the scorpions make it work

#

i love their like yautja sorta thing

arctic talon
#

Tbh it’s a relic of rogue trader

#

But I’m glad they stuck around

#

Eldar chainswords

late verge
arctic talon
#

Like wtf do you mean it’s a silent chainsword

#

lol

heady rivet
#

Eldar had em first so the imperium ripped that off alwayrember

arctic talon
#

Truth nuke

sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
late verge
#

like we are the elegant race "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT" (gore and blood flying everywhere) we are so civilised

arctic talon
#

And there’s other eldar chainswords that aren’t silent

languid meadow
late verge
sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
#

So wtf did the striking scorps do to their chainsword lol

heady rivet
heady rivet
arctic talon
#

Striking scorpions being the stealthy ones with chainsaws, powerfists and being bright green will never not be funny

jade holly
#

Eldar plateaued in tech?

late verge
heady rivet
jade holly
#

Strong early but no scaling

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

There is nothing to scale into

jade holly
#

or rather flat amount of damage

#

And no way to increase it

arctic talon
#

They got given the end of the tech tree

#

lol

#

They’ve gone parallel to it

#

But they literally cannot go up

jade holly
#

And now everyone’s caught up

#

or catching up

arctic talon
#

Not really true either

#

It’s just the Necrons

#

Who caught up

#

60 million years ago

jade holly
#

Caught up? They surpassed those knife ears smh

#

We didn’t make a god

#

We killed them

arctic talon
#

Not in psychic tech

#

Smh

#

Go my bomb

#

Destroy an entire solar system with a thought

#

Jokes aside all the good shit is held by the drukhari

#

Who can’t use it properly

late verge
arctic talon
#

Because they’re not psykers

#

Blackstone is also the Necrons “borrowing” from the old ones

#

Which is hilarious

vagrant fox
#

Necrons never made no reality engine ok they never caught up

late verge
#

also how much physically faster are eldar than humans? like I see some stuff where theyre like kind of so fast to the point where your eye cant even track them but then you have just regular humans or orks shooting them dead and its like ???? is there like, a good "general" benchmark for how fast they are.....?

jade holly
#

It’s done

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

it depends.... because they're as fast as marines but then THAT is inconsistent

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

💀

jade holly
#

Rate my deep pizza

arctic talon
#

I’d say imagine them faster then any irl Olympic athletes

late verge
arctic talon
#

Also probably stronger bcs eldar muscles are weird

late verge
jade holly
arctic talon
#

The old ones def fucking lost tho

#

Rip bozo’s

#

The eldar won though

#

Only species that came out of the war in heaven better then it went in

languid meadow
late verge
#

ONLY BECAUSE YOU REPRODUCED SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN WE COULD KILL YOU

arctic talon
jade holly
arctic talon
#

Anyways eldar are just better then humans in every way bcs that’s just how GW wrote them and stats them in the ttrpgs

languid meadow
#

elf moment

arctic talon
#

Aside from healing

late verge
languid meadow
#

always better always worse

arctic talon
#

Their muscle tears suck to heal

#

Explicitly lol

languid meadow
#

the real losers are the would be gods on either sides

#

and the orks

#

lmao

arctic talon
#

lol

#

The Krorks got the short pointy end of the stick

late verge
languid meadow
#

the kroks remind me of what happened to humans in halo

languid meadow
#

just get devolved by the more advanced species

arctic talon
#

depends on what author wants

#

But always faster

dapper gyro
#

Depending on the plot, some human can fight vs marines in melee with barely any augment.

late verge
surreal nest
late verge
#

incorrectly

languid meadow
#

same arrogance, same pitfalls

arctic talon
dapper gyro
#

If you are built different then normal built is so fucked.

languid meadow
#

Forgotten Realms elves my beloved

arctic talon
#

Also eldar suck at emotional regulation compared to humans

#

Baseline

#

lol

languid meadow
#

also Mer in elder scrolls

#

stupid chuds

late verge
arctic talon
arctic talon
#

In fact they’re worse at emotional regulation in 40k

#

Explicitly

late verge
languid meadow
#

it's a common trope with a long lived species lacking wisdom and the eldar embody that 10 fold

late verge
jade holly
late verge
#

whatever idrc that much

arctic talon
#

Or the warp

jade holly
arctic talon
#

To not be impulsive/overly emotional

#

A lot of younger eldar are Rangers/bikers for a reason

#

The impulsiveness is less of an issue

#

It’ll result in death

#

But only theirs lol

arctic talon
#

Gaslight gaslight gaslight

late verge
#

i feel the same way about space marines

arctic talon
#

Tbh it really isn’t the case in most eldar books

#

All uh

#

6 of them

#

Excluding the ynnari ones

#

The drukhari are all impulsive assholes

languid meadow
#

better than the checks notes THREE necron novels (at least they're good)

late verge
#

shouldve specified, I'm talking about craftworlders

#

mostly

arctic talon
#

Yvraine got rage baited into getting disembowled

#

lol

#

What a way to introduce a character btw lol

#

How many people do you think she’s skinned alive while she was a succubus lol

jade holly
dapper gyro
#

If cross breeding with eldar creates stronger soldiers, the imperium would class them as abhuman instead of xenos.

jade holly
#

Or is that out

arctic talon
late verge
#

drukhari are fiiine, theyre ok. I like hellraiser. Exodites are cool af i love dinosaurs. craftworlders are just, kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

arctic talon
#

It’s out

#

So there’s 4 eldar books

#

I like craftworlders the most

#

Then drukhari

#

Then clowns

#

Then exodites

languid meadow
#

wtf tomb world is out? I haven't shit about it

late verge
#

clowns are funni yeah

arctic talon
#

Corsairs occupy the same umbrella as the craftworlders

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

Awkwardly

#

lol

jade holly
#

CWE are like the most “good guy” of 40K

#

And that’s boring

arctic talon
#

Tbh

#

They’re still evil

jade holly
#

Knife ears are boring

arctic talon
#

But their evil is more comprehensible

#

Which is both a good and bad thing

#

Anyways 500 more blood sacrifices to khaine

#

If you don’t drink blood from your cousins arm you’re a bitch

jade holly
late verge
# arctic talon They’re still evil

theyre evil in a way that feels "good" if that makes sense. Like their evil is 9/10 only done to protect their own species tmu. They don't do a lot of random pointless shit like servitors and its like. dude pleaseeee burn someone alive PLEAAAASE

#

I know this is kindaaa what drukhari are for but its still lame

jade holly
late verge
#

crons best, better than rest

#

objectively

jade holly
#

Why worship of a corpse of a god when we turn gods into corpses chadgryn

languid meadow
#

I like my tragedy mixed with comedy done well

vagrant fox
late verge
languid meadow
#

I like the exodites but I don't think there's a whole lot you can do with them

#

story wise

late verge
#

you can steal from them

#

:)

arctic talon
#

Ynnari aren’t a real faction

jade holly
#

Fuck this pizza is amazing

near wasp
#

Didn't they get retconned

jade holly
#

I’m such a good cook

vagrant fox
winter pine
#

My million dollar ideas guy suggestion is GW getting the Dispatch team to make an adventure game for Trazyn liberating items of interest for his museum, AdHoc could make it work

jade holly
#

Ursula Creed when she asks where her father (grandfather?) is

Trazyn: sweating bullets

vital ginkgo
#

Which primarch produced the physically slowest marines?

last stone
#

Death guard don't know the word speed

jade holly
winter pine
#

iirc Iron Warriors are the shortest but I'm not sure if that factors in much

jade holly
#

You can’t kill them, but they kill you just as slowly

late verge
#

like he heard the human expression and thought it would be funny

jade holly
storm jungle
#

Dumb atrocities also just dont really fit CWE

#

If you want cartoon torture stuff Dark Eldar exist

late verge
#

Necrons better also that was like an hour ago

storm jungle
#

You ping my old messages all the time so too bad bozo

#

wait nvm that was 20m ago

late verge
storm jungle
#

whoops

storm jungle
#

im just correcting

#

people hating CWE always have like really weird reasons

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

Never.

#

Death.

storm jungle
late verge
#

I just don't like them

late verge
#

they feel lame

#

its not something one can be talked out of

storm jungle
#

Okay the test question

#

Do you know like really much about them lorewise

#

Or like have read any of their codexes/rulestuff at all

heady rivet
#

And have you bought a Necromunda gang?

storm jungle
#

Perhaps.....

late verge
storm jungle
#

Ill take that as a no then

late verge
#

I literally don't care LMAO

storm jungle
#

Ye.

#

Anyway as i was saying

late verge
#

they are not compelling TO ME

storm jungle
#

Ive seen it like so many times and its a bit goofy

late verge
#

and who asked you for your yours?

storm jungle
#

Nobody. This is a public channel, i think you need to calm down

forest orbit
#

its kinda like telling a historian to shut up when they are telling you of some country lore lol

storm jungle
#

Ehhh yeah so and so

#

one is more worth value IRL but yeah lol

forest orbit
#

Truuuuu

#

But yeah I do agree its a bit obnoxious

#

(also im back from being dead for weeks)

storm jungle
#

🫡

forest orbit
#

Theres having an opinion then theres having one thats pretty baseless and biased.

storm jungle
#

I wouldnt prob be that harsh but lol

late verge
#

like

#

my fuckin brain wdym bro

forest orbit
storm jungle
#

^

#

"They are lame."

#

"Why?"

#

"ERMMM THEY JUST ARE HELLO?????"

forest orbit
late verge
#

I specified that like 400 times

storm jungle
#

I think we get it.

forest orbit
#

I think you are also taking this way too seriously

#

just take a breather, there isnt really something to fight here

storm jungle
forest orbit
#

Same

late verge
#

I'm literally not mad if I was mad I wouldn't be talking to you

forest orbit
#

Werent you literally accusing her of being mad like 10m ago

storm jungle
#

Eh thats usual argument stuff

#

its harmless

#

(at least to me)

late verge
#

yea

forest orbit
late verge
#

i engage in jabs recreationally

#

I'm not the kind of person to genuinely argue with people about shit that matters to me

forest orbit
#

Right.

queen laurel
#

Nah let's RIP each others head off

storm jungle
#

Anyway yeah basically nobody is saying you cant have an opinion on a faction. Its more that you shouldnt really be saying "they are lame" when you essentially dont know much of anything about them, this isnt really some unfactual opinion either.

late verge
forest orbit
#

LOL

storm jungle
#

Deep meaning behind it.

near wasp
#

I prefer this on

forest orbit
heady rivet
storm jungle
#

I dont care about them but im also not gonna say they suck lol

#

they just arent for me

heady rivet
storm jungle
forest orbit
#

I got like a sea of black templar minis on a desk next to me so i cant talk about bias staregryn

storm jungle
#

next to also a sea of diet coke no doubt

forest orbit
#

perhaps

queen laurel
# forest orbit perhaps

you are a computer servitor I'm pretty sure with the extra pack of painting updated DLC attached to it for extra personality

queen laurel
#

( i am also a computer servitor )

heady rivet
forest orbit