#40k-lore-chat
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As you can tell not much has changed from 2020 and not much will change in 2077 
Still play it every now and then.
One of the old drug.
There are very few multi player games that I play for that long.
If I played idk who to main
Stukov looks like fun
I love tactician esque characters
No mobility but you’re the command center of your team
https://fixvx.com/mrphillipchan/status/2021524453604372865?s=20 Hrm, that aint good
Sounds like someone doing an impression rather then an actual accent from not speaking fluently
So
It’s probably someone doing a impression

Many such cases
Its like they revived Mickey Rooney
LOL
Do people still play Heroes of the Storm?
Yes
Though its player base is lower then its peak bcs blizzard shot it in the legs
Rather then playing to its strengths
They don’t update it anymore do they?
They do, just very slowly
Are scouts deployed a little ahead of the marines or do the scouts report back before they’re deployed to the main force
Mix of both
Who gathers the intel for their recon missions?
They usually do initial stuff with servo scouts or other scouts do it blind
Or local forces/other forces present
PDF, guard
Ect.
Ty
Servo scouts are servo skull drones I'm assuming?
Every quarter of the year.
So because I am bored I will talk about
Half Life
I feel like the Combine is still one of the most unique like
Sci Fi empires we got
And presumably 100 years later
I hope in HL3
We get to see their true capabilities
Like Gordon gets teleported into one of their more
developed
Worlds
I am 80% sure knotley panted each of these based off a csn warband, I don’t remember what the top left one is
wtf would that have even looked like
Honestly that would've been funny as shit to imagine people's reactions
They’re based on LSM chapters or chaos warbands yeah
Atalantean spears
I think
But yeah I genuinely hope the Combine get explored because they genuinely fascinate me
No that’s the dragon spears
I still fucking love their usage of Biomechanical stuff
Th atalantean spears are blood angels
Oh nvm then….
ONOMNOM
Wait which one is the cannibals?
The idea is to like preserve their memories
I think?
If I had a nickel for every fictional group in stuff I played that eat the dead to preserve memories/strength I’d have 3 nickels
Which isn’t a lot
But it’s weird it’s happened thrice
Either way since SMs actually relive memories once they eat a piece of brain
Yeah
Arknights the only gacha game to let you pull for cannibals regularly 
Can’t wait for one of the Endfield operators to eat someone
And traumatize the community /hj
"Finally, some good fucking food"
You can currently pull for 2 people who probably commit cannibalism in that game
Due to their people’s culture
Bit of long pork never hurt anyone, except for the dead
Is military time used by marines and the guard in 40k?
it depends™
Lol gotcha
Military time you mean the 24h system that almost everyone but the US use?
Sorry for asking that, because 24h format is quite commonly used here.
Anyone here play victor in deadlock?
Cause I’m trying to cook something unconventional and Ill advised
But maybe fun
Yeah this one
Yeah they meant that, I think its literally only North America + former British/American colonies that use it regularly
along with some other nations that use it alongside 24 hour time which is just (why)
Ok so really it depends on the planet
pick one or the other I feel lol
But they probably use a more like 24hr system
Also also game is made by British company
Ngl I think people blow the use of 24h time out of the water
Because 99% of the people you talk to in real life do not use it
At least here
Most place I have been to use 24h format or at least understand it right the way.
The only times people look at me were when I was in the US.
Many of those blue north African countries speak French and they understand the 24h format with ease.
Gotcha, ty
Was asking because my bf is writing up a story for his homebrew and he wrote one of the captains using military time in his dialogue
So I wanted to double check
Mostly accurate for Scandinavia I suppose, although you do hear time being said in a 24 hour format sometimes
24 hours is just convenient
O Father thou art in heaven..
Is it not who?
they gotta up the satire for the film
having the Fast and Furious director will also mean we're prolly gonna get some really absurd action set pieces
😩
Its time

is that the bite of 87
deploy the fazbear
But not if you full bald apparently
Every speaking bridge member is bald like egg
Yeah every one of them are, you can see the Techician's buzzcut under the hat too
Your character probably is too
Yeah considering the John Helldiver intro
where he clicks his fingers and gets the buzzcut lmao
Their penitent crusade is over
The full excerpt was posted yesterday, pretty neat stuff
Should've joined the Red Corsairs smh, imagine suffering a hellcrusade instead of being based spess pirates
whoah whoah lets not be too hasty
Tainting the Red Basedairs with lamenter filth would make them so much worse
Im a kind soul
Just let the lamenters have one chance to redeem themselves and attain 0.01% basedness
TIL theres an adult VN set in a totally-not-warhammer-40k universe
Kinder than I am, certainly
and yet my opinion remains
I understand where you're coming from, we are talking about Lamenters
actually Rustbelt Rising was updated so I feel kind, a few can join as a treat

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PwrhMfZAUek&pp=ygUSaGkgZ3V5cyBvdyBzdG9wIGl0
this is how I imagine civilians treat lamenters
i made 2 other versions bcuz ppl were mean to me bro
_takeajoke seemed to have deactivated their twitter acc
Helldivers should bring back the horseshoe
A cut so crazy the US military doesnt allow it anymore
The Imperium must be pretty stupid to keep having so many rebellions and uprisings when they're so easy to prevent
Dilara is actually a fed whos infiltrated the Warhammer community. Shes been tasked with keeping an eye on us. She claims to be from turkey but turkeys banned discord.
Wait wait no
She's actually the bird, not the nationality
I don't know my basic theory is she's just a demon
Feeds of the hatred she generates by hating
I saw Dilara the other day bhopping away from the supermarket
Dilara poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!
Dilara was there when they burned Monarchia
Hold on you might be onto something there. As we all know bird are spies set up with cameras. The drones are real
Good, the burning of Monarchia is a civil celebration
Wtf I love Dilara now
No she was on the burned side
sideways?
get the admin post haste
When we realised the false God wasn't all allat
Any pain that came to the proginecy of the Emperor is a cause for celebration
Play as chaos warhound pilot
no, plus warhound pilots are uh
not okay lmao
chaos playthoguhts in RT i heard are not veyr good lol
Unless you play against one
Titans are so unbalanced
Being a HP bag was already good enough
TItans fucking suck lmao
There was no need for all the doomsday death ray guns it haw
imperial kngihts and chaos knights are unfun to play against
i should change my server name to "Mag the Maggie, Hater of Titans"
And a warhound
in 10th???
Yes
ar eyou gonna be okay???
playing 20k sounds like a punishmetn let alone in 10th ediiton
An imperial knight and a big aeldari
We're gonna win but I hope there will be difficulty
One of the party members is straight up from a Knight house, but you yourself cannot explicitly be from one
wait really?
My two decimators and my doomsday ark
Heinrix 
Triarch Stalker and Onager are gonna be turrets basically
If onager dunecrawler didn't have legs I don't think it would change much
oh cool
100 necron warriors unit infantryslop goooooooo ¡!!!!!!!!
lmqo
200 dices on 12" ¡!!!!!!!
He's from a knight world and he wasn't burned at the stake for being a witch
I checked, unless I do a 100 necron line, a 100 model unit cannot fully beneficiate from rapid fire
But then a 100 necron line is difficult to move
I could space them each with 2 inches to make an anti deep strike net lmao
i wish i was more of an imperium head so i could get into rp as one of hte origins
I still have no idea how im gonna use flayed ones
I've been having a lot of fun rping as a commisar but my party is starting to suspect me of being a heretic for threatening to shoot my fellow party members
"No u"
a sin RT i mean the videogmae lmao, i have yet to play the tabletop game
Because he came from one of the Knight families! So he only got blackbagged by the black ships
I am playing the video game xD
OH lmao
in the tabletop game i dream of playing an enslaved kelermorph
"haha fuck ass purple thing kill them for me"
"kys captain"
I hope they castrated you xD can't have you spreading your taint
i mean they are third gens so there is a good chance i lack the genestealers kiss
Chinese Emperors seeing a handsome eunuch in the inner palace
LMAO
i have a hard time roleplaying in RT game compared to like, pathfinder games or pillars of eternty
i really dont get why they have both astra militarum commander and commissar
Because they are very different
yeah but having both of thos einstead of an admech option has just been weird to me
not like id use it tbf
Admech don't become RT as far as I know
Given that the admech is "separate" from the imperium
they have uh... what are they called
They kinda already do what they want
exploritons or osmehting wierd
Exploritor fleets
They fill basically the same purpose for admech but are different
Given the setting of the rt game it really wouldn't make sense given you are part of a rt line
Instead of making your own and such
tbf arbitors to my knowledge dont get to become RTs
I think almost anybody can be a rt
Also an arbites can become inquistors. So rt isn't out of the question either it's probably just most arbites don't have the skills to make money
Damn Highguard is down but apparently they’re not out, 3 characters still in development
i tried to play a Xenophile noble who is hyper envious of eldar and wishes she was an eldar, but something enver clicked idk why
probably because being obsessed with xenos is an icon cast thing
The xenos are hot what's more to say
lmao
I’m not a heretic, but the Necron babes tho
i tmight just be the imperium brainrot of
you are racist towards xenos or you dont care abotu xenos
Clank clank clank
i need to start a new playthrough and mayeb nsut be necromunda coded
has the next dlc been revealed yet?
oh yeah
necrons lol
Can't wait for dark heresey so I can show my group what an awesome inquistor I am
i am quite excited too
I loved the Alpha, the investigation parts actually slap HARD
Dedicated paranoia wall feature
And constantly changing theories
Imagine not posting the best piece
RAAAAHHHH GIANT ADMECH WOMAN
The title of that piece being “the lady and the knight” will never not be funny to me
I need her
They put Mona Lisa behind glass panels for a reason
LMAO
Heyyyy dilara
We weren't plotting
HIT THE DECK EVERYONE
If we were to make a space marine inspired by this sadistic sociopath, what legion and role would he be
Minotaurs
next
Hi dilara
Would the double minigun thing still work in 40K?
uh yeah?
Remember one of them is an explosive mini gun the other is a fire mini gun
Just add some 40K related things to them and your Set
Terminators and dreads do that sometimes
A cringe loser
Gunny isn’t explosive, just a normal minigun
Yes it’s called Gunny

Any of them
And the fire one is called Cha Cha
Robo Magneto
Magneto is based tbf
you're telling me the volatile chain gun at is called volatile doesn't explode?
Besides the time he shut off the earth’s poles killing millions including mutants
But that’s beside the point

Yep, it’s a normal ass minigun
That… tha wouldn’t even do much lmao
No explosive rounds in game
Mf never heard of magnetic flip theory
Or what ever it’s called
Unless he means stopping the earths rotation
The thing where the north and south poles are supposed to swap within 1-1000 years
People always overestimate the explosive power of small calibres. Even if it is explosive, it is not that much different than normal bullet.
well anyway you get what i mean just give that space marine two of these things
there are plenty of rotary weapons in the imperium
They gave space marines rotary weapons? What’s even the point?
Solar auxiliary and to some extend the guard also have rotary cannon.
So they can do warcrimes with worse weapons?
The Tau soldier watching in horror as the funny space marine with horns barrels at him at Mach 5 with twin miniguns laughing maniacally and chanting in Samoan
Well Mauga is Samoan
let's just say that it's a super big marine using 2 Assault cannons
Run out of ammo in 2 seconds, so they can fulfil the big E wish, death.
usually mounted on terminators
Space sharks are islanders
And use by them
Carcharadons
Could see an terminator with 2 of thosr
Who are Raven guard
In lore he was part of an eco terrorist group
A deep sea raider
So yeah space sharks
Eco terrorist as in, terrorizing the environment or using the environment to terrorize people
Committing heinous acts to protect the environment
Or Space Wolves, they have a whole company made up of ‘South Islanders’
OH YEAHHHHH
All that stuff
I mean in lore they’re called an “eco-rebel” group
But given how Mauga is
It’s fun you get to pick between two of the most insufferable fanbases to do it though
(I say as a space Wolf player 😂😂)
LMAO
As a person, I would say it’s safe to assume he did some not so friendly stuff
Twin rotary weapons makes me think Imperial Fist but I don’t actually know anything about the image
he is very loud and friendly by the standards of psychopaths
I think genuinely he might just land with space wolves
They look cool 
He’s a sociopath not a psychopath lol
sharks tend to be quiet
Whatever bad guy that has having fun
One minigun sets you on fire, the other hurts more when shooting someone on fire
the sharks like I said tend to be silent and not really scream
Not exactly dual gatling, but still.
The guy is friendly and loud as shit
but he's also smart and cunning
so he's gonna fit in with the space wolves
He puts on a big dumb brute facade but is dangerously intelligent beneath that
and when he gets in close, that’s when the sadism begins
Which is definitely space wolves
Or at least what they tell themselves
Yes he definitely is I mean that whole airship business of them getting the power core says it all
I just love the shot of him running off laughing like a maniac
but that fits space wolves still
He fits in with the rest of them looking like a brute and then you realize that he actually outsmarted your entire armored column and proceeded to kill everyone
The design your character rules have leaked
When you’re about to finish retreating then all of a sudden you hear:
Se se’i koi ikiiki
Oh yeah the second worst looking unit in space marines
Who’s the first?
Tactical marines
They are in the greyknights codex not space marines smh….

Also there is infinitely worse looking model in the greyknights codex
They are still space Marines maggie
Just because they are silver doesn't mean you can discriminate against them
By that logic chaos marines marines would still count, so like chaos spawn lmao
Chaos spawn arnt inherently marines
I meant the space marine codex when I said worse unit lmao
They can be but they arnt always sometimes it's just some normal dude

My lore for my wolf spear is orca whale based
I will hear no slander of the greatest kit ever made!
Going insane trying to think off gsc lore
Nothing makes me like GSC as any of the official ones
Is it for 40k or like, Necromunda?
40K but it’s basically the same lol
Every idea I make I end up hating lol
Food
Nahhh osiris my rotted soul aint yours to judge
"supposed"
Dirty settite
It’s a cycle
cult gimmick
make cult focused on gimmick
something wrong
I rewrite it
I get annoyed it isn’t right
start over
Same with my cites of sigmar
And Sylvaneth
It’s weird became some factions I get it perfect within a few days
My FEC have bones made of gold from a curse
And believe they are uber rich nobles throwing away their wealth
Yall dont say that when you need something 
Oh sorry I could here you over the sound of camerilla ambassadors being slaughtered when they went to meet with the ministry
At least my players are anarch and I'm using new York as the city
Based camarilla propaganda
I mean it's not propaganda. Its just the ministry didn't kill the ambassadors the banu haquim did xD
OHHHHH I KNOW MY ISSUE, I havent made a tyranid fleet for the patriarch
Thank you 1d6 Chan and your uncredited creation table
LMAO
Oh hive fleets have uh, like
Splinters ? Space marine successor chapters verison of fleets
No
Splinters are the same hivefleet
Same coloration and everything
Just like
If you split the big one up
Ah
What do the lesser hive fleets come from then?
Define lesser
they're just other hivefleets
not the big ones
Oh okay
Like chronos and tiamet
Is death leaper leviathan only or is he a sudo multi existence guy like brood lord?
Death leaper is a unique lictor creator by leviathan
But idk if they emailed him to the other hive fleets
Meant swarmlord not brood lord lol
Im pretty sure it doesnt matter?
like hes special sure
but hes also a special template
its like how the Swarmlord can be on other hivefleet fronts simultaneously
How many Patriarchs does a GSC… idk what you’d call it a hive or nest have
Each cult can only have 1
Usually it’s 1 per planet otherwise gsc like to have holy wars
From what I understand of GSC, it’s a Patriarch infecting people with a sort of memetic virus to begin worshipping the Tyranids as gods and to one day prepare the planet on for their arrival
its not just memetic
its genetic too
but also yeah they are terrorsts/revolutinaries
It’s a genetic virus that rewrites your reproductive code to make your next of kin partially tyrants. Then either the virus recodes your brain or your kids psychic aura makes you believe it is an angel child. Meanwhile the Genestealer who spread the most kisses becomes the patriarch and naps for a century. Eventually it wakes up and sends a psychic call to everyone who has dna of a nid. The funny part is this call can actually be denied or ignored if the gsc has no reason to rebel.
But because it’s the imperium
The citizens meet up with the call and meet the patriarch as their god
Yeah or even if they wanna rebel the Fleet they called/wanna call could be lost in some stellar phenomena or occuped, leaving them alone for CENTURIES
Very Skaven esque with the hiding underground and amassing a large enough horde
Mfs when cults live underground
LMAO REAL
I wish I had arms to chop off

Yeah the same call does call the fleet. Tbf by nid logic it a human planet is paradise then it is probably super easy to consume

There’s also a weird time distortion thing with gsc, theoretically gscs can predate the known existence of nids
The cult of the 4 armed emperor did
Nid were around during the great crusade I'm pretty sure they just werent called nids
Yeah since their post codex GW has given lots of reasons for why a GSC cult can just not get melted to soup which is great as they very likely noticed that is a "downside" a lot of people dont really like.
Something something more gravity time move slower
that’s why being stuck in a black hole sucks
Spaghettification that to you lasts centuries
Genestealers were and some other creature was found on fenris frozen in the ice that’s a nid
but like 5 seconds outside
Also if GSC predate nids arrival, then that means the hive mind had human dna lmao
So god knows where they got that from
My bad
I mean I bet some dumb explorer left the galaxy at some point during the daot or age of strife
Futurama sent hamster to space
Probably?
Ian Watson....
the whole plot of that blood angels animated series
Can’t wait for them to reveal in an HH book that the emperor kidnapped some guy and shot him out of the galaxy like 20k years ago
huh
Like I said: Chaos is cruel, Xenos. And I’m very in touch with my inner Heretic
I stole this from the sm2 memes channel

ngl i love that
Space marines out to steal every fictional gimmick in existence
(dip them to magma)
Let them have a crumb of cool
This is a reference to how a loyalist iron warrior suicide bombing himself in an HH book is th canonical reason Nids found the Milky Way
Slapchop them in volcanic magma
🫡
oh yeah
Space Marines when I introduce them to Balatro
you cant deny that Sundower is mentally a space marine
He is yeah lol
especially the part regarding kidnapping and harvest children's brains
extremely lore accurate

I still can’t believe he’s a massive fucking weeb lmao
I mean his shields are literally based on Samurai armor tmk
Red Sun still bops
Never forget that Collective Consciousness is the same BPM as All I want for Christmas is you

Well making a hive fleet should be easy, just come up with their gimmick of bio war
Tyranids that ate one too many Catachans and now engage in guerrilla warfare wielding big knives? Go right ahead
No-
Like
“Yea thsi hive fleet prefers to bio bomb their pray into a fine red paste”
There is a fleet that targets specifically planet that went through some kind of horrible event
Like a natural disaster or plagues or famine
Yeah entirely doable
i was reading KT: Termination with the Raveners vs Servitors thing
You have to admit tho, a Hormagaunt going Rambo would be a hilarious sight
they got the uhhh toxic ravener unit in there
whos entire job is to burrow-sneak
and poison shit
like water or food supplies
its evil as fuck lmao
RAVENER
RAVENERS
also i dont think so? Its KT so its like a spec ops team of raveners
i just read it for the lore imma be real
THATS THE ONE
W-why- why make raveners a hero unit and a regular unit
One has the uber loogie
raveners, better raveners
Daniel and cooler daniel
Killteams are already grossly overpriced
Do not the bug
Not even GSC has a group leader unit like thjs!
Friend shaped
Anyway here, grab it quick
Let me get on my computer
quick before i get banned
got it

Wait reup that so I can report it
Im lazy tbh
im gonna go get a coffe procrsatinate fora bit longer then do my homeokr
homeokr
jeuss chirst
lol
read the lore, an imperial knight house named it lmao
Calth was an act of self defense
THE UPRISING OF NEW GIDLAM WAS MORAL!
THE DEATH OF OVID THRENSIOM SHOULD BE CELEBRATED
that makes me wonder what would happen if a GSC infected the ranking members of an imperial knight house
they ahev been on pretty high security about that, most likely the throne will probbaly go insane and kill the pilot
yeah
i would win in necromunda

i chcecked it, splinter fleets do have slight unique apperaences
lmao
maybe i should make the gsc aztec themed in lore, human sacrifcies nad sutff? the image of someone being cut open and pulling out a tyranid parasite
Work backwords. The planet makes the cult. You should have a planet in mind for them to take some culture from, turn sideways for their ends 

Well share with the class
why always some kind of droplet?
Poison themed

Without something in the middle it looks pretty meh
Are there significant differences between the Khaine of tow and the khaine of 40k? They seem... very different based on my cursory understanding. Khaine in fantasy is like some crazy murder god that embodies the druchii's sadism, but in 40k TO MY UNDERSTANDING, he's usually just portrayed as a marginally more stable version of khorne that the Craftworlders worship
why do they share a name if theyre so different. Is it just gw being weird again.
I am committing culinary horror
I have made a calzone, but instead of completely folding it I left the inner part exposed and folded the outsides to make a deep pocket for the sauce and cheese to sit in
I am choosing to believe this answers my question
Khaine willed me to commit this horror of classic American altered Italian cuisine
Khaine is still a crazy murder god in 40k

The aspect warriors are literal cultists
They are not the norm in craftworld society
Traditional Italian pizzas are like Neapolitan and Milan style right?
They’re psychopathic weirdos
With exarchs being completely consumed by Khaine worship and their dedication to the aspect shrine
obviously, but I meant that khaine in fantasy feels much more cloak and dagger than 40k
Not really
Khaine in 40k also has the cloak and dagger stuff
Striking scorpions and shadow specters
Being the subtler aspect warriors
Khaine does get worshipped by the High and Wood Elves in TOW fwiw. They just do it less and more carefully because sometimes ya need a murderin
Now granted
They don’t seem that stealthy because chainsword and eldar anti tank cannon
so, lot less overlap with khorne than I thought ig
But they are in fact stealthy
Yeah
striking scorpions are cool af
like space marines yea
Yeah
The Eldars biggest advantage as an entire race is they choose their own battles almost all the time
Yep
it feels weird that the eldar would be using a chainsword but the scorpions make it work
i love their like yautja sorta thing
Tbh it’s a relic of rogue trader
But I’m glad they stuck around
Eldar chainswords
oh, i know, its just still funny
Eldar had em first so the imperium ripped that off 
Truth nuke
No loud ass combustion engine
It does have an engine though lol
like we are the elegant race "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT" (gore and blood flying everywhere) we are so civilised
And there’s other eldar chainswords that aren’t silent
reminds me of this
did they have them before humans invented chainsaws
A quiet one evidently
So wtf did the striking scorps do to their chainsword lol
They rev it up and unrev it and you fall apart like a Samurai movie
lmao true
The Eldar have been at the current tech level for 60 million years.
Striking scorpions being the stealthy ones with chainsaws, powerfists and being bright green will never not be funny
ok then yes
Eldar plateaued in tech?
bright green probably blends in well in a jungle tbf
Everything they have was given to them by the Old Ones, not invented from scratch
Ah like using crystal weapons in dark souls
Strong early but no scaling
They got given the end of the tech tree
lol
They’ve gone parallel to it
But they literally cannot go up
Not really true either
It’s just the Necrons
Who caught up
60 million years ago

Not in psychic tech
Smh
Go my bomb
Destroy an entire solar system with a thought
Jokes aside all the good shit is held by the drukhari
Who can’t use it properly
parries with a pylon
Because they’re not psykers
Blackstone is also the Necrons “borrowing” from the old ones
Which is hilarious
Necrons never made no reality engine ok they never caught up
also how much physically faster are eldar than humans? like I see some stuff where theyre like kind of so fast to the point where your eye cant even track them but then you have just regular humans or orks shooting them dead and its like ???? is there like, a good "general" benchmark for how fast they are.....?
It’s done
They had higher or equal initiative to marines in older editions.
TLDR very fast
it depends.... because they're as fast as marines but then THAT is inconsistent
Rate my deep pizza
I’d say imagine them faster then any irl Olympic athletes
no.
AWWWW IS THE ORGANIC STILL SALTY ABOUT LOSING THE WAR IN HEAVEN????
Also probably stronger bcs eldar muscles are weird
LET ME PLAY THE GALAXY'S SMALLEST VIOLIN
WAAAAAAH WAAAAH MY KIND ARE ALMOST DEAD
The old ones def fucking lost tho
Rip bozo’s
The eldar won though
Only species that came out of the war in heaven better then it went in
ONLY BECAUSE YOU REPRODUCED SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN WE COULD KILL YOU
Bro the fuck did they do to him
POV: Grot
I mean the crons went to sleep bcs they knew the eldar would wipe them out so not really
Anyways eldar are just better then humans in every way bcs that’s just how GW wrote them and stats them in the ttrpgs
elf moment
Aside from healing
CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY BLACKSTONE BZZZT
always better always worse
so basically anywhere in the range of slightly faster than a regular human and so fast that you don't even see them
the kroks remind me of what happened to humans in halo
Yeah basically
just get devolved by the more advanced species
Depending on the plot, some human can fight vs marines in melee with barely any augment.
genuinely hate this trope. Its so boring. They can be more technologically advanced and sophisticated but them being better at literally everything is just. So lame.
why does this look like an optical illusion
i can do this because I am built differently
incorrectly
I mean they're only physically better which can be boring but they're the same or worse than humans/other species mental wise
same arrogance, same pitfalls
Tbh this is only a thing with Tolkien elves and derivatives lol
If you are built different then normal built is so fucked.
Forgotten Realms elves my beloved
no theyre not, actually, theyre also smarter and generally more peaceful when they choose to be, they are better at emotions and psychic powers. so.
Forgotten realm elves are fun, don’t you want to relive the past
They’re not smarter inherently nor better at emotions inherently in 40k
In fact they’re worse at emotional regulation in 40k
Explicitly
"Tbh this is only a thing with literally all elves in modern media lol" ftfy
it's a common trope with a long lived species lacking wisdom and the eldar embody that 10 fold
yeah but that barely matters
It’s my new Deep pizza, a calzone but only if you folded the ends up instead of the whole thing
whatever idrc that much
I mean it literally doesn’t lol, not with slaanesh right there
Or the warp
So you’re telling me I can ragebait and Eldar and have it work?
If they’re young yes, older ones it depends on if they’ve put in the work
To not be impulsive/overly emotional
A lot of younger eldar are Rangers/bikers for a reason
The impulsiveness is less of an issue
It’ll result in death
But only theirs lol
Gaslight them.
Gaslight gaslight gaslight
yeah I meant its just like... its not a compelling weakness. to me at least. especially considering lots of eldar have lived so long and are so uber trained that theyre better at 99% of humans at emotional regulation anyways just because they're That Good(tm)
i feel the same way about space marines
Tbh it really isn’t the case in most eldar books
All uh
6 of them

Excluding the ynnari ones
The drukhari are all impulsive assholes
better than the checks notes THREE necron novels (at least they're good)
Yvraine got rage baited into getting disembowled
lol
What a way to introduce a character btw lol
How many people do you think she’s skinned alive while she was a succubus lol
We’re getting Tomb World tho
If cross breeding with eldar creates stronger soldiers, the imperium would class them as abhuman instead of xenos.
Or is that out
4!!!!!
drukhari are fiiine, theyre ok. I like hellraiser. Exodites are cool af i love dinosaurs. craftworlders are just, kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It’s out
So there’s 4 eldar books
I like craftworlders the most
Then drukhari
Then clowns
Then exodites
wtf tomb world is out? I haven't shit about it
clowns are funni yeah
Corsairs occupy the same umbrella as the craftworlders
You started right on the list at least
Knife ears are boring
But their evil is more comprehensible
Which is both a good and bad thing
Anyways 500 more blood sacrifices to khaine
If you don’t drink blood from your cousins arm you’re a bitch

Woe, whimsy upon ye
theyre evil in a way that feels "good" if that makes sense. Like their evil is 9/10 only done to protect their own species tmu. They don't do a lot of random pointless shit like servitors and its like. dude pleaseeee burn someone alive PLEAAAASE
I know this is kindaaa what drukhari are for but its still lame
Necrons evil is the most petty and I love it
Why worship of a corpse of a god when we turn gods into corpses 
I like my tragedy mixed with comedy done well
Ok here's the real list
Craftworlders
Exodites (conceptually)
Drukhari and clowns
Ynnari
which ties into my greater point about elves or at least a faction of elves always having the highest ground, especially morally. I just do not like it.
I like the exodites but I don't think there's a whole lot you can do with them
story wise
Ynnari aren’t a real faction
Fuck this pizza is amazing
Didn't they get retconned
They are for the purposes of hating on them
My million dollar ideas guy suggestion is GW getting the Dispatch team to make an adventure game for Trazyn liberating items of interest for his museum, AdHoc could make it work
Ursula Creed when she asks where her father (grandfather?) is
Trazyn: sweating bullets
Which primarch produced the physically slowest marines?
Death guard don't know the word speed
Death Guard are the epitome of slow burn
iirc Iron Warriors are the shortest but I'm not sure if that factors in much
considering this is the same guy who regularly shifts the metal on his face to form facial expressions JUST to fuck with the other crons, i like to think you mean literal bullets in this case.
like he heard the human expression and thought it would be funny
He makes little Necrodermis sweat drops that join back through his feet
Whats there to not like about it. Its neat.
Dumb atrocities also just dont really fit CWE
If you want cartoon torture stuff Dark Eldar exist
Necrons better also that was like an hour ago
YOU CANT MAD AT ME FOR THAT AND THEN TELL ME I'M WRONG FOR GETTING MAD AT YOU FOR THE SAME THING, WITCH
whoops
Im not mad tho
im just correcting
people hating CWE always have like really weird reasons
I just don't like them
Okay the test question
Do you know like really much about them lorewise
Or like have read any of their codexes/rulestuff at all
And have you bought a Necromunda gang?
HELLLL YEAHHH VAN SAAAAR LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ill take that as a no then
I literally don't care LMAO
they are not compelling TO ME
Ive seen it like so many times and its a bit goofy
and who asked you for your yours?
its kinda like telling a historian to shut up when they are telling you of some country lore lol
Truuuuu
But yeah I do agree its a bit obnoxious
(also im back from being dead for weeks)
🫡
Theres having an opinion then theres having one thats pretty baseless and biased.
I wouldnt prob be that harsh but lol
"I don't like this faction"
"ermmmm source?????"
like
my fuckin brain wdym bro
Its not wrong though?

this IS NOT what I said, I said I do not like them
I specified that like 400 times
You said it like twice then went on a tirade.
I think we get it.
I think you are also taking this way too seriously
just take a breather, there isnt really something to fight here
I got no life so 
Same
I'm literally not mad if I was mad I wouldn't be talking to you
Werent you literally accusing her of being mad like 10m ago
yea

i engage in jabs recreationally
I'm not the kind of person to genuinely argue with people about shit that matters to me
Nah let's RIP each others head off
Anyway yeah basically nobody is saying you cant have an opinion on a faction. Its more that you shouldnt really be saying "they are lame" when you essentially dont know much of anything about them, this isnt really some unfactual opinion either.
so fucking sick of this emoji onggggg what is it even supposed to mean
its an ogryn staring
LOL
Deep meaning behind it.
I get it somewhat because it spawns from a place where it kinda creates needless circlejerking as well

Yeah its why i was giving my opinion on the tau above tbh
I dont care about them but im also not gonna say they suck lol
they just arent for me
They are lame because its not Necromunda mic drop

I got like a sea of black templar minis on a desk next to me so i cant talk about bias 
next to also a sea of diet coke no doubt
perhaps
you are a computer servitor I'm pretty sure with the extra pack of painting updated DLC attached to it for extra personality
( i am also a computer servitor )
Oh cool which far-right group are you a member of? Atomwaffen Division? Are you the guy who had a hispanic transgender strasserist gf? 
Stormfront, unfortunately they took the site down 😔
