40k-lore-chat

[outer wave]

The automatons just look like toys to me

[crystal forum]

i really never got that impression until cyborgs

like we finally have actual human enemies

[arctic talon]

the automatons have always looked kinda cute/goofy to me

lol

the way they walk and stuff

[vagrant fox]

me @ bots ...You inspire me. With partners like you, I can just pile on the sadism, the abuse. You're beautiful, I'm going shower you in humiliation and contempt.

[heady rivet]

We should invent sapient sentient robots so we can be racist towards them

[crystal forum]

i cant wait to see more cyborg units

[arctic talon]

we're prolly not getting more for a while

tbh

[crystal forum]

i wonder if they'll all have aura or if they'll get their own chaff units

[arctic talon]

I think they'll always be in command of the bots

doesn't make sense for them to be fighting on their own again

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

rumors are we'll see more units revealed as we get deeper in the factories

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[storm jungle]

Nah i doubt it

[arctic talon]

not sure wtf else they could add tho

[storm jungle]

it would be dug up by now

[arctic talon]

Siege engine I guess?

yeah

unless its not in the files LOL

[storm jungle]

^

because like

[arctic talon]

bcs we knew about all these cyborg units like

2 years ago

lol

[storm jungle]

they did that one Patch darktide style

and people PILLAGED the shit out of it

its how we know all this cyberstan shit

lol

[arctic talon]

yeah

its all been mined out

unless they got some more stuff hidden

[storm jungle]

^

arrowhead has to know people pilfer their shit instantly

[crystal forum]

face the wall

[heady rivet]

Genestealers next week ofc

[storm jungle]

❌

[arctic talon]

Arrowhead removed all the illuminate models from the file to try to stop people from fucking around with them

and then someone figured out a bypass

where you connect an older version of the game files

to the current version

💀

and then it all fucking works

[urban spire]

helldivers kinda wears me down with the lore

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

literally just encrypt your fucking files

[storm jungle]

how

it literally is the most basic shit

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/555459980854034434/1127233929531891712/Tumblr_l_512554186586770.gif

[crystal forum]

why dont game devs ever encrypt shit

[urban spire]

no i just mean like

[rose thorn]

FOOOOOOOL

you have SUMMONED ME

[urban spire]

is it satire if it's just straight up happening

[storm jungle]

I mean yes?

satire is making fun of political/historical stuff

fascism also will always exist

so its not like its some dated concept people will move on from

[vagrant fox]

It'll probably get found anyways

[crystal forum]

i have never seen a non moderator use this gif

[urban spire]

it's making fun of it by magnifying it though right

[crystal forum]

why is that

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[rose thorn]

you get auto banned if youuse it

[urban spire]

but then the magnified version of it just happens and i'm like

[crystal forum]

they'll have to bribe a dev or smth which is a win win

[arctic talon]

its how people found out they updated their AI and some models + all the new behavioral shit

[urban spire]

idk i don't have a gif for this

[storm jungle]

basically

its either what Arrowhead does

or

what GW does

aka barely ever address the issues in the world

[arctic talon]

GW is quiet about it

Arrowhead actively mocks it

lol

[storm jungle]

and portray your protag faction as complete heroes

[urban spire]

like i don't wanna fight for super earth i want to lie down and stare at the ceiling for 4 hours

[arctic talon]

I mean then do that 💀

you don't need to play the game

Sorry if that sounds like

blunt as hell

[urban spire]

yeah i'm saying it wears me down

[storm jungle]

The joke comes from the gameplay

[rose thorn]

ANYONE ELSE EXCITED FOR AOS SURVIVORS

and what ever that other half of it is

[storm jungle]

you "fight" for super earth and horrifically die for it

[crystal forum]

the only blunt i like is the one im about to smoke

[storm jungle]

thats the joke

[crystal forum]

no

[arctic talon]

Warhammer Survivors™

lol

[rose thorn]

WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO A GOOD AOS GAME

[crystal forum]

is there any aos game

[rose thorn]

many

tehy just

arent great

[arctic talon]

yeah they're all ass

lol

[storm jungle]

im glad 40k isnt like this

[arctic talon]

warcry is the only decent one

[crystal forum]

the great GW tradition

[arctic talon]

the rest are awful

40k is 99% awful games

1% good ones

[rose thorn]

tahats not a videogame

[arctic talon]

yeah it is

there's a warcry video game

and its pretty good

smh

[vagrant fox]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1844380/Warhammer_Age_of_Sigmar_Realms_of_Ruin/

Steam

Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Realms of Ruin

A real-time strategy game from Frontier, set in the iconic Warhammer universe. Become a warlord and lead four unique factions to conquer the wild and savage Realm of Ghur in tense and tactical battles:

• Cinematic campaign – Enjoy a rich, character driven story of desperate conflict in a savage realm, co-written by acclaimed Black Library…

Price

$59.99

Recommendations

1799

here you go

play it

[arctic talon]

that one is dogshit

lol

[wary fulcrum]

Pardon?

[arctic talon]

RTS with no micro

[rose thorn]

are you okay?

[tough haven]

Which ones?

I desire to know it

[rose thorn]

there isnt one

[arctic talon]

no I'm like

100% sure

[vagrant fox]

I got it for free and played 33 minutes

[arctic talon]

they made a turn based AoS game

[storm jungle]

you can read em on the major order page on the wiki uh

[arctic talon]

that was based on war cry

[crystal forum]

my nails are too short and now touching anything hurts

[arctic talon]

I am not CRAZY

[rose thorn]

there is an UNDERWORLDS videogame

[arctic talon]

oh

yeah that

[wary fulcrum]

There was Mordheim, which was great

And Necromunda, which was balls

[storm jungle]

"designating cities as 'warzones' against dissidents"

also straight up referencing shit like CECOT

[rose thorn]

but i dont see a warcrygame

[arctic talon]

its underworlds then

[rose thorn]

unless you mean warhamemr qeust

[arctic talon]

They're getting money for it is why

💀

[storm jungle]

YEP

Also the best part of that MO is like

you literally help build a planet prison

for 15 million people

like what the actual fuck

lmao

[arctic talon]

also its El Salvador

not venezuelan

[rose thorn]

wait stormground is a roguelike????

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP

ABOUT AOS

IM TRYING TO FUCKING TALK HERE

[rose thorn]

HOLLLLUUU

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/paulie-gualtieri-paul

[young pecan]

It's okay Maggie I wanna hear about AoS

[rose thorn]

sorry iwa postign evil ghsot women

[young pecan]

Politislop sloptire slopdivers 2

[storm jungle]

❌ ✋

[arctic talon]

El Salvador's people willingly elected a dictator btw lol

[vagrant fox]

I finished season 1 tony soprano and this guy rules

[arctic talon]

Bukele moment 💀

he did do what he promised

but he's also kind of eroded away democracy

in the country

[storm jungle]

"this guy"

his name is Paulie Walnuts

get it RIGHT

[rose thorn]

remind me to try stormground i didnt know there was a hero creator

[vagrant fox]

Whatever gabagool

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sopranos-paulie

but yeah El Salvador's crime rate did go down

just ignore all the uh

[young pecan]

whatever, go my gabagooling

[arctic talon]

human rights violations

there's a lot

[heady rivet]

This is what every scene of Oz driving in The Penguin looks like

[vagrant fox]

Central America moments, courtesy of bananas

[rose thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450641281585250306/1249544832968429658/image0.gif

[young pecan]

Never mind the rumoured deportation/prison/whatever facility there that had what looked to be a giant, giant mass of blood pooled in one of the courtyards

[arctic talon]

those are human rights violations yes

[storm jungle]

I forgot before the CECOT was everyone in Salvador getting stabbed to death or something

[urban spire]

shot with guns i think

[arctic talon]

tons of mass shootings and gang violence yeah

CECOT did in fact reduce crime

by a lot

[young pecan]

I feel like such a hippie having been on the "let's just kill them" train before most people caught on too

[urban spire]

well you gotta sort out the actual conditions or it'll still be bad

[arctic talon]

I mean they did

[storm jungle]

yeah like idunno its either a inhumane super prison or the country being overthrown like haiti lol

[arctic talon]

they also just committed a bunch of human rights violations

and the president is cementing his power lol

[storm jungle]

Im gonna be real

[arctic talon]

so like ehhhhhh

[storm jungle]

the problem is most south american gang members are like

literal animals lol

the real issue is "innocent" people getting mixed up but like yeah

[arctic talon]

my issue is more so that the president is slowly becoming a literal dictator now

💀

[storm jungle]

I mean

its south america

are we shocked

[arctic talon]

uh

kinda?

[storm jungle]

No.

Anyway 60000000 ice creams to Castro

[young pecan]

Pretty racist, Dilara /j

[storm jungle]

banana republics ruined everything

[arctic talon]

El Salvador literally had a functioning democracy before this

so yes

I think backsliding is lame

[vagrant fox]

Low stakes conspiracy the Banana Republic clothing nonsense was made to hide what American fruit companies did

[storm jungle]

I mean

wasnt it?

lol

[young pecan]

America is notorious for using overseas workers in horrible working conditions so that does have ground to stand on

[arctic talon]

human rights violation reports are not from the American government

they're from human rights groups in El Salvador 💀

anyways ultimately the people of El Salvador chose to replace violence and chaos with order and control

even if it lost them some personal liberties

[storm jungle]

Again the issue is the country was alos a literal death trap before this

so damned if you do damned if you dont

[arctic talon]

absolutely

[storm jungle]

its awful either way

but like 💀

actual Witcher ass situation

[arctic talon]

I think the democratic backsliding

was unnnecessary

LOL

[storm jungle]

Again its south america

sorry elite

[arctic talon]

but yeah it was either that or the country got worse violence wise

[storm jungle]

50000 more dictatorships

actually my bad

you are not a dictatorship in S.America if you ally with the US

whoops

[arctic talon]

Foolish South American nation, I laced yo shit
-Banana Republics

[storm jungle]

As we know according to the White House venezuela was a prime producer of fentanyl

[arctic talon]

we literally know thats not true

[storm jungle]

Do we tho

[arctic talon]

YES

Ffs

lol

[storm jungle]

why would the White House lie to us

[urban spire]

trick question it wouldnt

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[heady rivet]

I said it before but soft on crime policies or inaction turn the median voter into a person that thinks forced labor is too nice

[arctic talon]

soft on crime is a dumb policy

but you also shouldn't execute people for robbery lol

middle ground is necessary™

but uh yeah

[opaque coyote]

According to the white house 130k new jobs are added!

Ignore the fact that they fired their data analyst for reporting accurate data

[heady rivet]

I acknowledge that some people or communities get policed more than others but if you're on your 18th arrest...

[opaque coyote]

Also even then most of said jobs are in the healthcare sector

Y'know

Jobs that require years of experience

[arctic talon]

Yeah basicially

[heady rivet]

Californians voted for judicial slavery when LITERALLY nobody was campaigning in favor of it

[storm jungle]

Yeah. You're also fired.

[arctic talon]

some groups are marginalized and over surveilled

but if someone gets arrested for attempted murder multiple times

they should probably be institutionalized 💀

[arctic talon]

Simultaniously the funniest and most deranged shit ever lol

[urban spire]

prison is fundamentally immoral, especially american prison

[heady rivet]

Its like 4 different times now someone pushed someone onto the train tracks and was out the same day and did it again in NYC and now the median New Yorker wants public firing squads for fare hoppers

[arctic talon]

for profit prisons are a plague and should be annihlated

but Prison is not fundamentally immoral, some people are genuinely a danger to others and need to be reformed

[opaque coyote]

To be honest, the problem is that the US prison system is generally a plague.

And even the non-for profit ones don't focus on reformation

[heady rivet]

Disagree, prisons are 100% necessary in any society. Agree that American prisons require massive overhaul from the top to bottom though

[opaque coyote]

Just punishment

[storm jungle]

^

Prisons are needed. But other countries have shown you dont have to treat your inmates like literal animals ala US or Russia.

thats why their systems fix nothing

[opaque coyote]

Prisons as a result are just used as a school for crime

[urban spire]

the 13th amendment did not abolish slavery

[opaque coyote]

So that when you get out. You're now a better criminal

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

I quite like the prisons we have in nordic countries, for the most part anyways

[arctic talon]

yes and?

[vagrant fox]

Treat them like people and they'll likely reform

[arctic talon]

I did not say american prison is good

its awful

lol

[opaque coyote]

Because it's not like you're gonna be able to find an actual fucking job with a prison sentence on your record.

[storm jungle]

Nordic prisons are shit where people would commit some minor ass crime JUST to get jailtime to stay in one lmao

[heady rivet]

That being said, rehabilitation is not always possible and it shouldnt be an option for everyone. Like yeah if you're some drug addict that steals catalytic converters you just need help 90% of the time but some people just shiuldnt have a second chance

[arctic talon]

But to say that prison is fundamentally immoral is stupid

[storm jungle]

Agreed. It should only be spent if like you can actually be convinced to turn your life around, some people will always be monsters.

[arctic talon]

yeah if someone skinned like 25 people and murdered 40 they probably should be institutionalized 💀

[urban spire]

wasn't responding to you i'm just generally dogging on america

[arctic talon]

I'm exagerating

but there's people like that irl

who like

[storm jungle]

Yep lmao

[arctic talon]

skin people and eat them

and kill them

[storm jungle]

like im sorry

[vagrant fox]

And yet I haven't so wrong 🫵 🤓 👎

[storm jungle]

some people need to get clipped lol

[arctic talon]

those people need a lot of mental help

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-skin-breaking-bad-gus-gif-25776725

[heady rivet]

Reminder that sex crime perpatrators are unfixable, statistically the most likely to reoffend out of any other crime

[young pecan]

Save the slave labour prisons for genuine evil people like the entire current US government

[urban spire]

yes, but who do you trust to decide who's bad enough?

[opaque coyote]

But generally a country should be judged by how they treat their worst.

Because it's a slippery slope to apply it to others

[arctic talon]

serial killers who are entirely unrepentant, they should be given the mental health care they need

serial rapists/sexual assaulters

ect.

[opaque coyote]

Death penalty shouldn't exist because a lot of death penalty victims turn out to be innocent

...and it's not like you can reverse that

[arctic talon]

pedophiles, ect.

[heady rivet]

Morally, I feel that some people do not deserve life. Practically, I dont think the government should have the power to declare a life forfeit. Simple as

[arctic talon]

me because I have the most accurate moral system/j

(do not let me decide)

[heady rivet]

Or any government, really

[urban spire]

sure, how do you determine who's a serial killer or whatever? who has that authority?

what checks can you put on that authority to make sure it's not abused?

[arctic talon]

have a proper policing system thats actually well regulated and trained

lol

[opaque coyote]

True but also if we have the capability. We shouldn't kill who we find disgusting or evil.

Emphasis on capability. If it's like "One murderer and 5 other people on a deserted island". Go right ahead and kill him.

[arctic talon]

with proper oversight from both people and whatever power structure exists

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-automatons-helldivers-cyborgs-cyborg-automaton-gif-8044036069957335367

[urban spire]

yeah and they can fly around on magical carpets and zap criminals with star powers, and other realistic goals

[heady rivet]

Yeah if your argument against a concept is "Someone might ruin it" then give me 20 minutes and I can make a strong reasoning for banning breathing oxygen

[arctic talon]

I'm not going to engage in this if you want to just throw snark around without presenting an alternative, whats your solution then

I want to hear what you think should be done

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

HOLY PEAK!!!

[vagrant fox]

I could be trusted with this kind of power I just know it

[arctic talon]

Death note 2006 the animation

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-%26-max-sam-and-max-gun-clueless-shrug-gif-1594095774291172585

[young pecan]

My favorite two gays in media

[arctic talon]

No one can be trusted with absolute power lol

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

but I should have it anyways because I totally will make good decisions for everyone/j

[vagrant fox]

Except me naturally

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

I LOVE YAOI AND IM AMERICAN WHY WOULDNT I KNOW SAM AND MAX

[young pecan]

Dilara do you seriously think Max and Sam aren't gay

[rose thorn]

They are literally married

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[rose thorn]

Yea

[crystal forum]

you wish you had as good lesbian representation as these freaks

[storm jungle]

DOGS AND RABBITS DO NOT MIX

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-ohh-come-on-wtf-gif-19364212

[young pecan]

NEITHER DO FOXES AND RABBITS BUT WHO CARES

[crystal forum]

gay stays winning

[opaque coyote]

USA police training lasts 21-27 weeks. With around I think 800 hours in total?

Only 8-20 hours is spent on de-escalation. While 70+ is on firearms btw.

In comparison Germany has 4000+ hours.

[arctic talon]

I want to shove the person who molested me when I was a child into a lathe

I mean what

[storm jungle]

HUH?

WHAT

[urban spire]

it's not easy to find a good alternative, some anarchist communities have seen success with ostracizing antisocial people, you can also have community wardens who pay attention to that kind of person without actually imprisoning them, but we definitely shouldn't keep trying the option that demonstrably doesn't work and often just becomes the government sponsored criminals gang

[crystal forum]

what the fuck wolf

[opaque coyote]

...well that was the definition of out of pocket

[rose thorn]

Valid response

[heady rivet]

Anarchism

Yeah I bet you like making glasses too

[storm jungle]

anarchist communities would also have someone that could be completely biased that wants you dead

[urban spire]

i like fucking your mom

[arctic talon]

okay but if you ostracize someone then they just move on to another community, unless there's something in place to mark them

[storm jungle]

this isnt a government issue

it literally is about people

[arctic talon]

Spite and rage fuel me more then anything else often

smh

[rose thorn]

Oh dilara

[arctic talon]

I am full of self hatred and disgust

[arctic talon]

vaguely

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[arctic talon]

I'd say I hate myself but that isn't really true anymore

[heady rivet]

[urban spire]

that's why you communicate

[storm jungle]

Also man id love some mantı rn

[arctic talon]

so I think I just hate what I was more so

[storm jungle]

basically

form of governmentship doesnt matter

[rose thorn]

I wanna try more Turkish food so bad

[storm jungle]

just make sure some proper good people decide teh sentence

lol

[vagrant fox]

I could go for some aryan or whatever tf that yogurt is called

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

idk I think my desire for retributive justice in this instance is pretty justified

even if its like

wrong from a moral standpoint

It would in fact feel good for me

[opaque coyote]

Objectively biased.

But in my opinion, valid.

[storm jungle]

ayran you fuckhead

[urban spire]

anyway i don't favour ostricization, seems like it could turn into popularity based social murder

[storm jungle]

Punisher is my favorite superhero so uhhh no comment from me

[opaque coyote]

But that is also why I don't work in the justice system

[crystal forum]

why do weird countries love making weird yogurt

[vagrant fox]

I think you misspelled that

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

RAAAARGHHHH

[arctic talon]

the fuck you mean weird yogurt

[crystal forum]

meat and yogurt

salty yogurt

tf is this shit

[heady rivet]

Whats it like being a White guy in his 40s

[vagrant fox]

If you ever had skyr you would understand ameroid

[opaque coyote]

Isn't that just what yogurt is regularly

[urban spire]

imagine eating something other than what i grew up eating

[rose thorn]

Wait until this guy hears what cheese comes from

[urban spire]

can you imagine?

[storm jungle]

Hes cool shut up

[opaque coyote]

Before they add like sweets

[crystal forum]

im killing you

[heady rivet]

Doesnt deny the white guy in his 40s allegations

[vagrant fox]

Did you also eat sheeps heads or are you urban

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

yogurt isn't inherently sweet

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Jay have you literally never had Greek dip

[crystal forum]

it should be

[urban spire]

cops like the punisher because he kills criminals, i like the punisher because he kills cops

[opaque coyote]

It's like how chocolate isn't sweet normally

[crystal forum]

no but i had greek yogurt which is sweet

[rose thorn]

Have you ever had a falafel?

[rose thorn]

That’s… sweetened Greek yogurt..

[opaque coyote]

That's still sweetened

[crystal forum]

there's yogurt in falafel?

[rose thorn]

A sauce you put on it is made of yogurt

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the white stuff

[crystal forum]

yogurt is an objectively gross word btw

[storm jungle]

the part in Daredevil Born Again where he kills like 10 ICE officers was peak

[crystal forum]

can we agree on that

[storm jungle]

lmao

"We look up to you frank"

😩

[crystal forum]

which white stuff, freak

[rose thorn]

Idk who my favorite marvel hero is rn

[opaque coyote]

Yogurt.

[heady rivet]

You get a DC hero instead

[crystal forum]

freak!

[rose thorn]

I guess it should be Thor because I talk about Thor x Loki a lot

[opaque coyote]

I like batman

[storm jungle]

HUH

WHAT

[rose thorn]

Ikr Batman is a crazy pick…

[opaque coyote]

I love rich man punching homeless people

[storm jungle]

Tibetan Monks............

[opaque coyote]

[young pecan]

Mag rewind

[urban spire]

the new batman, i keep forgetting the name

[young pecan]

What is this

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-bogdan-turned-around-cool-gif-25461987

[crystal forum]

why are so many women into homo guy stuff

[rose thorn]

That’s been a hard pick I haven’t enjoyed a dc story in a while

[young pecan]

Why are we glossing over that

[urban spire]

working class batman anyway

he's cool

[crystal forum]

are they jealous of our dicks

[opaque coyote]

I mean

https://youtube.com/shorts/lMj6oKMGMb8?si=3PnrQYcyxSmDb421

[rose thorn]

You say this like it literally hasn’t happened in the comic multiple times

[storm jungle]

Absolute Batman is legit peak

[plush mason]

why are so many men into lesbian stuff

[storm jungle]

finally someone understands working class batman is more better

like

[young pecan]

Are Thor and Loki not still brothers in the comics?

[storm jungle]

who the fuck gives a shit about Bruce when hes a plutocrat

lol

[vagrant fox]

Apparently two things are constant here freakin mahvels and deadlocks fuck my chud purgatory

[rose thorn]

They are half brothers at most

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

i dont get that either!!!!

[rose thorn]

Depends

[opaque coyote]

But yeah generally I like Batman.

Absolute Batman is great too.

[rose thorn]

Never got into the absolute series

[urban spire]

the double meaning of plutocrat gets better and better

[storm jungle]

10000000000000000% recommend it

start reading the Batman ones on ComicOnline

[heady rivet]

Batman NEEDS the resoirces to have even a chance have you fuckin SEEN Gotham

[storm jungle]

they are amazing reads

[rose thorn]

Yeah but Twitter chuds talk about it all the timeeee

[opaque coyote]

I would suggest Absolute Batman and Absolute Martian Manhunter

[crystal forum]

i was under the impression that straight women dont even like dicks

[rose thorn]

And then tie like

[storm jungle]

HE CAN DO IT WITH THE AHELP OF THE ABSOLUTE TIBETAN MUNKS

[rose thorn]

“Is it good or is it flashy”

[vagrant fox]

Yes penis envy is common among women. Trust me I earned my doctorate in 1844

[storm jungle]

Bruh they arent chuds.

In one issue Batman literally snaps a fucking white supremacist's arm like an L when hes about to do the heil salute LMAO

[plush mason]

who ever wrote the batman one clearly understands the deep hate darksider has for batman lol

[opaque coyote]

But yeah generally I just like watching a traumatized orphan fighting with his team of traumatized orphans against people who should have long been shot by somebody

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-girl-japan-japanese-asian-girl-punching-gif-2183278306958491569

[opaque coyote]

I mean Batman canonically shot Darkseid

[rose thorn]

Yeah then I saw that panel related 6 times by @_realwarhammerfan talking about how Batman hates the left

[opaque coyote]

Like he literally fucking shot him

[young pecan]

That's still

Uhhhh

[storm jungle]

Read that entire issue and ignore the shit they say.

[rose thorn]

Fair

[storm jungle]

it was literally made in response to current political climate

[crystal forum]

thank you sigmund fraud

[storm jungle]

its very good

[rose thorn]

https://shipping.fandom.com/wiki/Thorki

[storm jungle]

i legit got emotional reading it

[opaque coyote]

Batman specifically made an exception for Darkseid btw

[storm jungle]

and thats rare lol

[rose thorn]

It’s literally canon lmao

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/senator-armstrong-armstrong-3

[storm jungle]

also like

"batman hates the left"

mfer he literally has traumatized cops in most of his runs

LMAO

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

Or like outright mauled awful cops

[crystal forum]

based

[storm jungle]

or left them to fates worse than dying

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely one of the more interesting issues. I do generally like the idea that Batman started off killing but established his no kill rule later.

[storm jungle]

He can be a total moron but he'll beat the shit out of anyone hurting an innocent person

[vagrant fox]

Isn't he a gigajillionaire
They hate sensibility

[crystal forum]

eat batman

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1469097294027817000/The_One.gif

[crystal forum]

i would eat out batman

[rose thorn]

Holy shit is my favorite marvel characters Thor and Loki???

[urban spire]

what does that even mean

[heady rivet]

everyone go watch this movie btw

[rose thorn]

How did that happen

[rose thorn]

I’ll read absolute Batman tomorrow after I read my yaoi and do homework

[crystal forum]

what is yaoi

[arctic talon]

Say gex

Japan

[heady rivet]

Gex

[crystal forum]

why not just call it gay porn

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gex-money-winking-gex-enter-the-gecko-ps1-gif-24648318

[rose thorn]

Because it’s not always porn

[urban spire]

oh yeah it'd work like optometrists do now but you don't pay them

[rose thorn]

OKa I shoud say boy love

Damn

[heady rivet]

Not always porn sometimes gay people have feelings

[crystal forum]

gay erotica

[rocky gale]

Angela is probably my favourite Marvel character

[rose thorn]

^

[vagrant fox]

Jay are people horny for this thing in the furrysphere

[crystal forum]

that sounds fucked

[storm jungle]

yeah i wonder why

[heady rivet]

Bait used to be believable

[rose thorn]

Mfs hate me FOR BEING CORRECT!!!

[rocky gale]

She's cool

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/marvel-rivals-angela

Uhuh

"cool"

[rose thorn]

wait

MY FAVORTITE MARVEL CHATACTER IS

[crystal forum]

no but scalies yeah

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/only-doom-animated-villain-gif-10411972

I FORGOTTTR

[vagrant fox]

Same thing

[crystal forum]

also gay people never feel anything other than horniness

there is only one gay emotion

[storm jungle]

DOCTOR PEAK

[rose thorn]

I always forget fantastic 4 is a marvel content thing

[storm jungle]

DOOM MENTIONED

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-doom-gif-20941238

[storm jungle]

i wish DOOM the world

REED RICHARDS SHOULD FUCKING DIE

[heady rivet]

Guys I have found the first and only good Imperium fan edit

[rose thorn]

He’s like Lex luthor with twice as much clout

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/NmEcAqQGnVo GAGAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rose thorn]

What’s the villian archetype in that’s all about being kinda gay and speaking about monologues and petty grudges

[crystal forum]

peak,,

[rose thorn]

I know it has a name

[heady rivet]

Why are you vagueposting about me I'm right here

[rocky gale]

She's an alpha ultra chad who used magic to give her trans wife SRS, then when her wife died she Challenged Hela and became Queen of the Dead just so she could bring her back.

[rose thorn]

… did Dr doom ever come out for marvel rivals???

[rocky gale]

She's a chad

[rose thorn]

DRACULAAAA

that’s right

[urban spire]

you're not a villain you're a goon

a STOOGE

for CAPITAL

[heady rivet]

Thats me babyyy!!!

[heady rivet]

I prefer the term Henchman

[crystal forum]

we have some bad apples sadly

[urban spire]

gooning isn't what it used to be

[heady rivet]

I cant wait to crop this and use this reaction gif 6 times a day

[urban spire]

barely any hits on hench

[storm jungle]

remember

goons are expendable fodder

henchmen are loyal to the cause

✊

[crystal forum]

you got it boss

[urban spire]

on it boss

[storm jungle]

sure thing boss

[heady rivet]

Whats da ordahs, baws?

[storm jungle]

Batman TAS character cutout LETS GOOO

[heady rivet]

I dunno what that means, baws 🫡

[opaque coyote]

It's da freaking bat!

[heady rivet]

Baws is having a stroke again

Must be the Bats

[storm jungle]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Mooks

again if you are a supervillain and got no henchman

what are you doing with your life

[heady rivet]

I love that trope of like, standout mooks. Like every John Wick movie has like 3 or 4 guys that almost survive John Wick or something

[storm jungle]

Yeah I THINK the term is Elite Mooks for them? Hold on

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EliteMooks

yeah lmao

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I like that detail since it shows that John Wick is "just" a man

Which makes him scarier

[storm jungle]

because it goes like uh

Goons/Henchmen/Mooks > Elite Mooks > Right Hand Mook

[opaque coyote]

But also gives a reason on why people even try

Because he isn't immortal.

...despite how many times John gets hit by a car

Seriously I think he gets hit by one in every movie

[young pecan]

I should blow you up for forcing me to read through twenty paragraphs on the shitty website that is Fandom reloading itself five times and constantly moving my screen around and lagging my phone and heating it up, just for there to be in fact literally nothing canon about this ship other than heavy reaching

[rose thorn]

PATHBUILDER IS STILL DOWN RAGHHH

[heady rivet]

It also helps to make every other guy getting mowed down more impressive to defeat because John Wick isnt fighting random gangsters he's fighting High tables top guys in the later ones. So even thogh they get their ass kicked the context of who they are and the occasional standout makes them seem still dangerous

[rose thorn]

are, you okaY??

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/rwAg0klZlAA?si=K8dCsjeZUEieebEN

[rose thorn]

also double trouble has thor date an alt universe loki lmao

[tough haven]

Holy shit, let this guy on the music team

[young pecan]

Yeah I just hate fandom

[heady rivet]

Like all of Killas club guys get bodied compared to the effort the High Table puts up

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/catsdontdance-dancing-cartoon-gif-9023935

[opaque coyote]

Honestly John literally only survived some things due to luck/plot armor.

Also I find it funny that he himself literally doesn't give a single shit about his reputation

[vagrant fox]

Him

#1 elite

[opaque coyote]

To the point where in JW3 he was just like "wtf?" To the guys who treated him with honor

[heady rivet]

At one point in the Osaka he's spending like 45 seconds on the same one goon

[rose thorn]

hehehe seven...

[heady rivet]

Amazing soundtrack on that fioght btw

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/seven-deadlock-babygirl-coquette-gif-17318167776146158185

i love sevem

[young pecan]

This reminds me of a shitty John-Wick-esque movie called The Beekeeper

If you wanna see plot armor then watch that

[rocky gale]

When you're 4 movies deep with 1000 people trying to kill you and all your sole motivation for every movie has been "Please just let me retire and live in peace"

[heady rivet]

If John Wick used an iPhone even once during his movies you could call it cyberpunk 🗣️

[opaque coyote]

Honestly that was more like the first movie.

By the second he just realizes

"Oh god fucking dammit I'm out of retirement."

[heady rivet]

The plot of The Beekeeper is that all the Indian scam centers are actually Hilary Clintons rich failson

[young pecan]

Yep

And the US government uses an elite group of ruffian Australian mercenaries to protect the president

For whatever reason

[urban spire]

anyway yeah you can still have mass production under anarchy, an optometrist isn't a guy who manually grinds out lenses for people it's a guy what knows how to operate a couple machines

[opaque coyote]

I think he realized that the only way to truly leave is to die. But he ain't dying so back to work.

[heady rivet]

FREE MOVIES!!!

[opaque coyote]

He almost seemed relieved at the ending of the 4th.

[urban spire]

they're already free dog just go to a website and grab them

[opaque coyote]

Whether he is actually dead or not is unknown. But either way, John can finally be at peace

But generally I would prefer more exploration of the weird assassin world. Which they did do

[heady rivet]

When you shoot John Wick but it only hits his vital organs

[opaque coyote]

So props to them for not going the Star wars route

...yet

[heady rivet]

Its not even an assassin underworld its the assassin OVERworld at this point

[opaque coyote]

When a homeless man can kill me 12 times over

I still find the ending scene of JW2 unintentionally funny because I'm just imagining like a 5 year old kid picks up his mom's phone and looks at John omniously

[heady rivet]

Thatb 5 year old is ex-Spetnaz

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians

[daring creek]

Same shit different music

Every time.

[heady rivet]

Okay fine try this on for size

https://youtu.be/AfeMn3EkSmU

[opaque coyote]

I mean John was raised to be an assassin since childhood

It literally wouldn't be out of possibility

[urban spire]

and 40 hostages

[opaque coyote]

COMPLETE IMPERIUM RUSSIAN VICTORY!

[heady rivet]

I like that he was part of an Assassin clan but still joined the US Marine Corps.

[daring creek]

Rap music over cop shit

And yes I see its postal service

[urban spire]

the marines is so fucking dumb america needs to forget they exist immediately

[opaque coyote]

Tbf kinda makes sense.

Gotta get consistent income somehow

And if there is one thing he's good at

It's killing

Idk how he balanced assassination and being part of the Marines though

[heady rivet]

I like the idea that in this Assassin Overworld society the US Marine Corps is just that insane because at this point everyones raised from birth to be a warrior

[heady rivet]

Quadruple the department of the Navys budget!!!! (Marines will lose another vehicle anyway)

[opaque coyote]

I like to think that it's a casual thing.

Like "yeah my friend is now an assassin".

"oh cool"

I also imagine security companies would be fucking loaded

Or destitute

Either/or

[urban spire]

they should give them more abramses so they can sink them into the mud of a wide variety of pacific islands

[heady rivet]

[rocky gale]

Wanna see some real hard af edits?

This is the real shit

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-spongebob-i-dont-need-it-sweat-gif-5031443

[crystal forum]

incomprehensible

[rocky gale]

I assure you, it is quite comprehensible

[heady rivet]

in(credibly)comprehensible

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/yDlgcF2r0tY ITS ON YOUTUBE

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-futurama-fry-take-my-money-money-gif-15195954

[storm jungle]

FOR REAL?

Finally ive been wanting to watch this for forever

yoink

[crisp heath]

i think this is not the actual size for a titan but holy fuck if it doesnt go hard

[dapper gyro]

More like a grounded spaceship.

[storm jungle]

thats like extremely exaggerated holy shit

[crisp heath]

VERY VERY exaggerated but it do go hard

[storm jungle]

Tries too hard more like.

🫡

[hollow lantern]

Finally, they found Tyberos' lost helmet

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[plush mason]

i am a simple man, show me a giant mecha knight helmet and im happy

i love the fact that warlord titans are literally just giant knights lol

[heady rivet]

Its peak

[storm jungle]

Its bleak

this fandom's weird need to wank titan sizes like a cock competition has always been so bizarre to me

they really have no idea how massive and impressive these things are as is lol

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-one-jet-li-arms-up-aim-guns-gif-16194662

WRONG

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/keanu-reeves-matrix-7

[vital ginkgo]

Which chaos god has the most powerful lesser demons?

[plush mason]

knights>titans

[storm jungle]

Again "it depends"

they all match each other in power

its not really a level difference

[heady rivet]

Watch it and you will CRAWL back to apologize for ever dissing The One

[storm jungle]

The issue is they are ALL suppose to match each other in power

Lesser Daemons are like very basic

they are so basic they are all on-par with each other

[plush mason]

speaking of knights, how the hell do freeblades get restocked and repaired?

[crisp heath]

i think the same way big things are fixed irl

use machine to take people/servitors/adepts around the big ahh thing and fix it slowly

and then use biiiiig cranes to move havy cargo around

and restock

[hollow lantern]

I think it's funny that cause some idiot took a description of Tyb wrong once he's not 80 gazillion feet tall and the biggest space marine every according to people who only consume memes

Carchs have a lot of misconceptions tho

Like being chimeric geneseed/NL successors

Or being covered in shark fins

[plush mason]

its the fact freeblades are exiled/wandering knights separated from their house for whatever reason

[crisp heath]

its gotten so fucked its infected the google ai summary

[hollow lantern]

Google ai summary sucks anyway

[crisp heath]

isnt like

the biggest space marine a space wolf?

[hollow lantern]

Nah

[crisp heath]

[hollow lantern]

It's an iron snake

[storm jungle]

👎

[crisp heath]

ooo

[hollow lantern]

Seydon is like 13 feet tall or some shit

[plush mason]

i doubt many worlds have the means to restock and repair something like a knight, so do they just have to hope they find some admech station willing to help them?

[crisp heath]

wait how big is that space marine cawl made

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah.

Its why knight repair is solely left to Sacristans

aka special engineer cabals/groupmen who accompany knights

even Freeblades

[plush mason]

oh they still have their sacristans?

[storm jungle]

Yeah always did

they are like squire-engineers

[plush mason]

ok so they arent fully cut off

[storm jungle]

Well they are

the sacristans are just there because they are owed to the knight

its like going out in exile but taking your trusted helpers with you

[plush mason]

yeah

[hollow lantern]

Its not always exile either

[lament shoal]

[hollow lantern]

Sometimes the house falls

[plush mason]

classic wandering/questing knight stuff

[storm jungle]

a knight can go without them but its like taking a rifle with zero cleaning kit

you WILL need someone to repair it eventually

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly

1:1 the shit its based on more or less

its why Freeblades also offer their help to imperials of any kind

because you survive + do a good job? They owe you

[lament shoal]

We need Don Quixote as a freeblade lmao

[storm jungle]

so you can get repaid back in your knight being temporarily take ncare of

get ammo, etc

essentially like mercenary work

[plush mason]

that doesnt already exist? shameful

[lament shoal]

Idk man thats why I brought it up

[storm jungle]

the only Don Quixote reference in 40k is to Zahndrek

even has the windmill joke

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/q7czrbYDf5d.gif

DON QUIXOTE MENTIONED

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422603312213266465/1468829064440840232/cat-punch.gif

[sacred ginkgo]

Our beloved manchegan

[daring creek]

animal aboose

[storm jungle]

Its fine its AI

so more like CPU abuse

🫡

[daring creek]

im calling cat protective services

[storm jungle]

[lament shoal]

STOP HURTING RIGBY YOU MONSTER

[storm jungle]

👎

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[arctic talon]

Alpha Primus is literally unremarkable outwardly

He is the same size as a normal armor

and wears boring ass grey armor

with a cog mechanicus on it + no role symbol

[crisp heath]

I think GW just wanted to make an unpainted space marine joke then

[storm jungle]

That joke has been made before tbh

its more that he literally has no assigned Legion because hes a prototype

[heady rivet]

Is ti bad to read about mass shooters being obsessed with other mass shooters and thinking "Damn get some new material"

TCC tumblr may you be reduced to atoms 🙏

[lament shoal]

Primaris 2 lol

[dapper gyro]

Why are people so obsessed with sizes?

[lament shoal]

Size difference kink

[dapper gyro]

No need for over compensate.

[storm jungle]

“Taller = Better”

Its a dumbass evolutionary thing we are obsessed with essentially where mighty figures equate to power and awe

[dapper gyro]

If they are the same size yet stronger, it would be more impressive in my opinion.

[hollow lantern]

Space marine gotta be taller so we can shove more organs in em

Bag full of organs and meat only designed to kill

[daring creek]

America and cars

I fucking hate that lmao

[hollow lantern]

Nah trucks get bigger to get around emissions laws

[daring creek]

In my opinion

the smaller the better

more mobile or whatever

thats why I like raspberry pi's so much

and mac mini is rlly cool

[arctic talon]

death to Ford F150's

[hollow lantern]

Thats not even the big one lol

[arctic talon]

No

but they suck

and they've gotten bigger

they're literally everything wrong with suburbanite truck culture

[hollow lantern]

But elite

Nvm automodded

I'm sure you can figure out what sort of joke that was

[celest cedar]

mass shooters unfortunately admire each other

[heady rivet]

Canada mass shooter got their accounts found and such

[lament shoal]

Muscle cars were always my thing personally

Love the dodge challenger

[hollow lantern]

68 Pontiac GTO

[lament shoal]

Thats a great one too

[dapper gyro]

Ford half truck has surprisingly weak towing power.

[jade holly]

A true bucket of guts

[opaque coyote]

Personally, I wish our train system didn't fucking suck

Amtrak you fucking whores

It always takes so much longer to get to wherever you want to go using Amtrak

[daring creek]

oh of course lmao

[opaque coyote]

I don't hate the car usage. Because personally there's a lot of selfish things I like about it

Mainly I don't have to deal with other people

Until I have to ofc

But I also wish that train infrastructure was better

As an option

Fucking 30 minute commune cities

[daring creek]

Oh boy

You always need to lmao

[opaque coyote]

Yup

But at least with a car there's walls of steel

And glass

But I don't mind going on a train also

Especially if it's a bullet train

Which we don't fucking have

[vital ginkgo]

How did the great rift effect the necrons?

[opaque coyote]

Basically, it doesn't affect their actual travel much or much of anything really

[dapper gyro]

Nothing much aside creating some abnormally that waking some up.

[opaque coyote]

But having some Tombworlds get stuck in the warp is bad

So they're actively working on making a new pylon network

So strong that it would deactivate any form of warp travel

And if they complete it

... literally everybody except the necrons can't travel

Because they all rely on the warp on some level

Except maybe the Eldar but I'm not sure how shutting off warp influence would affect Webways

TLDR; An annoyance for them

[opaque coyote]

Although honestly it would be funny if some Daemon planet suddenly had a case of the Necrons

[arctic talon]

Made some wake up earlier, made the silent king decide the pylon network 2 was needed

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-confused-wake-up-squinting-gif-4201426486566488898

A tombworld waking up to see that the sky is now a swirl of colors and there's a bunch of daemons all over

[young pecan]

"Now that our decade-long plan has come to fruition, we finally have uncontested control of this planet!!"
the humble 8 trillion scarabs:

[jade holly]

Finally we claimed this planet for Khorne!

Necrons: SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THAT RACKET

[daring creek]

yusef from courage the cowardly dog would be a necron

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/QAi1SoyNUUw?si=1NkUG7lK2FzuqPXI

[celest cedar]

what da fuck

[heady rivet]

Pfp is Brendan Tarrant btw, the guy who shot up the Mosque in New Zealand

[celest cedar]

the trans nazi is a weirdly real thing

[heady rivet]

A while back the Atomwaffen Division had a huge stir because a hispanic MtF strasserist was sleeping with a bunch of the "top guys"

[daring creek]

SOME FUCKING HOW YES

[celest cedar]

IM WEAK

like

it would be actually funny that they do shit like this

if they werent people that are actually dangerous

[dapper gyro]

There are plenty of black facists unironically...

[daring creek]

Never fucking ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend

Wasn't a disabled homophobic right winger caught doing it with literal men

im positive

[heady rivet]

Yeah no duh, being far-right is NOT exclusive to Europeans at all

[dapper gyro]

HIV positive?

[daring creek]

My father when I mention my non black friends

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ruckus-owner-ruckus-boondocks-gif-4570697040727547581

[heady rivet]

The idea that non-Whites can be racist is still surprising to people in the big 26 somehow

Its like once a week I see someone shocked by it

[arctic talon]

Sentenced to East Asia

Race doesn’t have any bearing on if someone is racist or not

[heady rivet]

Sentenced to gulf states

[arctic talon]

It’s pretty much entirely due to a persons pre conceived notions and biases

[arctic talon]

Sentenced to anywhere in the word but Antarctica tbh

And I’m sure some of those scientists are probably racist

[celest cedar]

japan

[arctic talon]

Any East Asian country tbh

[celest cedar]

they deadass limits how many black people can enter a restaurant

[arctic talon]

I only have direct knowledge for 2 of them but for China I can assume it’s close enough to Taiwan culturally when it comes to that

[arctic talon]

Tbf some restaraunts just ban non Japanese people as a whole lol

[jade holly]

I’m depressed

[arctic talon]

This isn’t a rare thing

It’s pretty common

[jade holly]

Highguard’s dev team got hit with layoffs and now the server I’m in has racists joining it

[arctic talon]

Rip

[heady rivet]

Didnt Highguard just come out

[heady rivet]

3 tries

[arctic talon]

Yeah

But its player base isn’t large enough to sustain its developer count

Is my assumption

[heady rivet]

Geoff Keighley should be in the electric chair

[jade holly]

I found the game fun, I’m sick and tired of games I enjoy dying so fast

[arctic talon]

It’s a F2P game

[jade holly]

I hate Geoff with every fiber of my being

He sabotaged the game so fucking badly

[arctic talon]

Bro literally firebombed the game lol

[heady rivet]

What did he do? I just hate he saved the final spot for this bullshit

[arctic talon]

That lol

[jade holly]

He made it the final slot for free

[heady rivet]

Oh then yeah its insane

Final slot

[jade holly]

that’s what pisses me off

[arctic talon]

They didn’t pay for it

Btw

They paid for a normal slot

💀

[heady rivet]

Insanity.

[arctic talon]

Bro just put it there

[jade holly]

Geoff once again fucking over a game

[arctic talon]

For reasons

lol

He basically sabotaged the game

If it wasn’t the final slot

[celest cedar]

he gave final slot for the game because he liked it

[arctic talon]

It would have done a lot better reputation wise

[celest cedar]

they werent even paying for a spot

Geoff just gave his personal approval 💀

[arctic talon]

They paid for a normal ad slot no?

[celest cedar]

afaik they dont

[arctic talon]

💀

[jade holly]

I’m so fucking tired of every game I like dying fast

I’m just so fucking tired of it

[celest cedar]

you might like deadlock...

[jade holly]

Not on Xbox

[daring creek]

real shit

[dapper gyro]

He unintentionally "sabotage" it.

Let's be honest, if they didn't get such presentation, I doubt that they can get any better outcome.

The number of players would be roughly the same, the devs would have been cut regardless.

Roughly the same number is extremely optimistic. If they do a 30sec-1min slot publicity, the game would 100% be obscured and its demise wouldn't even be known. We only get to know of the highguard news currently because of Geoff's decision intentionally make it a meme.

[daring creek]

did they actually collab with dr disrespect

[sacred ginkgo]

No

He made that up

[daring creek]

oh

sad

lmao

[jade holly]

No but Rogue Company did (but that was before all the stuff about him came out tmk)

[winter pine]

against my better judgement I'm really wanting to try Deadlock again, seems like a fun game

[arctic talon]

God Gale makes Ascended Astarion less abusive with every patch therefore proving Larian are cowards/j

[jade holly]

I’m honestly so depressed right now

not like sad, but just empty

I get Highguard wasn’t the best game

But I had fun with it and no other game combined genres the way it did

[sacred ginkgo]

Have you tried eating something hot

Legitimate question

[jade holly]

I lost Paladins, I lost Multiversus, I’m possibly losing Highguard, I lost Rogue Company

[jade holly]

No

[sacred ginkgo]

Go do that

[jade holly]

But I’m not sure how that’d help

[sacred ginkgo]

Eat something warm

You will feel better

[jade holly]

I just hate how quickly people joined the Highguard server to mock us for liking a game that’sngonna die

Why do people celebrate a game failing?

[winter pine]

huskied sheep that got told to do it by whatever grifter

[celest cedar]

I would honestly prefer they make AA more clearly abusive because he's bound to turn into Caz give or take

also the fantasy appeal of having a lovesick vampire too

[celest cedar]

the hero shooter moba hybrid works well

the character writing is classic valve 👌

Jacob Lash is an asshole.

[winter pine]

Seeing how they added denying a creep within a third person hero shooter was nifty

[jade holly]

I hope someway somehow it comes to console in the future

I hear the controller support keeps getting updated

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/xWRz88sHqtQ I love Lash

[daring creek]

should I play deadlock

[vagrant fox]

no