40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

Okay the missile is super worth getting rid of because holyfuck that is annoying

But then

[plush mason]

oh so i learned recently that the end of HH actual gave some context for the alpha legion being weird, turns out they had codewords for different scenarios and if they sided with horus or the emperor, and all of the code words got used

[daring creek]

There's still 5 for some fucking reason

[plush mason]

so different alpha legion warbands heard different orders about being loyal and traitors

[vagrant fox]

They've gotta be doing it from the heart

[raven stone]

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/helldivers-2s-invasion-of-a-super-tough-socialist-loving-world-isnt-going-well/1100-6538079/

"Turns out egotistical right wingers cannot work well with each other"

And on other news

Grass is green

[storm jungle]

Wait

theres actual gaming news coverage of this now?

oh its just generic stuff nvm

[storm jungle]

Also lmao

[opaque coyote]

tbf left wingers also can't work with each other...

for entirely different reasons.

Because apparently trying to have a whole blanket of "left and right" doesn't cover everybody's beliefs.

But generally, it seems that having 90% of the same beliefs but 10% that's different will be more likely to have people shoot each other.

Than if they were completely different.

See: Neo-Nazis and Trump. Apparently they're breaking apart because ardent Neo-Nazis hate pedophiles.

[plush mason]

in fighting is the natural state of all extremist groups

the literal nazis in ww2 spent more time fight each other than their troops did fighting on the fronts

[opaque coyote]

Part of it was intentional.

Hitler intentionally pitted his generals against each other so that they're too busy fighting each other to think about overthrowing him.

[plush mason]

yup

[daring creek]

Oh yeah

leftoids

[plush mason]

he was also a drug addled paranoid narcissist and an idiot that took an ever increasingly micromanagement stance as the war progressed against his liking

[opaque coyote]

Ironically enough, part of the reason why his Blitzkrieg's succeeded is because he allowed the generals to do what they wanted.

[plush mason]

yup

[daring creek]

I feel a lot of them are too busy arguing who is and who isn't a real leftist, praxis, breadtuber bullshit(I fortunately escaped), and a whole lot of them being tankies.

[plush mason]

yup

[daring creek]

Oh yeah

and larp

a whoooolllleeeee lot of larp

but all sides are guilty of such

and some are more harmful than others

namely nazi bullshit

commie bullshit? I don't care about that

[heady rivet]

The Spanish Republicans were still shooting at each other even while the Nationalists shelled Barcelona

[daring creek]

that isn't getting people killed out in the street

[opaque coyote]

Pretty much yeah

"You're not a true leftist"

like bro who cares

[daring creek]

I was in a few communities for a while

[opaque coyote]

fucking redditor tankie ahh

[daring creek]

and CIA accusations

[plush mason]

yeah the left's main problem children are the anarchists and hard core commies

[daring creek]

however

there are definitely legitimate russian plants

[heady rivet]

The magical omnipitent CIA if you listen to Tankies

[heady rivet]

Far-Right types hated MAGA even before for a multitude of reasons (Zionism, anti-capitalism, etc)

[daring creek]

A lot of them are just fuckin kids who've spent way too much time on the internet(me) and argue over what aesthetics look cooler

[heady rivet]

I once saw a Reddit tankie ask if it was a good thing that Nepal overthrew the government, under an article reporting the government killing protestors in the streets

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/JABBRWANKR/status/2021406864936931347?s=20

JABBA1 (@JABBRWANKR)

"no you cant blow vape smoke on my baby"

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[languid meadow]

this shit is also mega racist

"only white people can think for themselves"

[heady rivet]

I've seen Tankies accuse the fall of Pro-West governments as being color revolutions

[heady rivet]

"These poor Non-whites dont have any thoughts not planted by the west"

[daring creek]

bruh

I hate "the west"

[heady rivet]

They said the same thing when that one African dictator criminalized homosexuality. "You HAVE to accept Gay Africans being oppressed cuz West bad and also bougie vice and also Africans arent smart enough to not be homophobic"

[daring creek]

I think people who even use terms like "the west" or "the east" or whatever terminal twitter brainrot, don't even remotely own the culture they argue so much over

[vagrant fox]

this is related somehow to the conversation

[opaque coyote]

Like somehow being on a different side of the earth somehow dodges human nature

[heady rivet]

Tankies LOVE campism and third-worldism

[languid meadow]

when people praise china because they're anti US

[heady rivet]

CRITICAL SUPPORT TO THE FAR-RIGHT THEOCRACY YOU GUYS

[languid meadow]

like yeah China HAS done some good but they're also a totalitarian state

[daring creek]

Because encapulating a place as big as the fucking europe as "whatever" is like beyond ignorant

because europeans HATE eachother

[vagrant fox]

There is nothing worse than another European who is exactly almost like me

[opaque coyote]

Balkans.

Balkans.

jujst

[daring creek]

💀

[opaque coyote]

the entirety of the balkans

don't forget about romanians

the beef britain has with ireland

etc.

[languid meadow]

most conflicts are just this

[daring creek]

their cultures are pretty similar just blood and genes get into the mix and suddenly people turn into adolf hitler

[heady rivet]

The most likely nuclear exchange scenario is just this image but real

[daring creek]

Im not like. at all particularly versed in european politics

[opaque coyote]

guys

i have a wacky idea

maybe

[daring creek]

I just know people really have it out for serbians

[opaque coyote]

genocide is just bad

[vagrant fox]

if it's so bad why does it keep happening 4head

[opaque coyote]

ah true true

[heady rivet]

Okay but 3000 years ago, you see...

[opaque coyote]

tbf serbians are equivalent to brazilians in that they get fucking hyped when their country is mentioned

even in a bad light

[daring creek]

Weirdly I believe there was like

[opaque coyote]

"I fucking hate those serbs. Fucking [idk what slur for serbians]. I fucking hat-"

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/1YC5qTMtw1s

[opaque coyote]

"SERBIAAAAAAA SSEEERBIAAAAAAAAAA"

[daring creek]

some weird anti semitic conspiracy about chairs

and how they were designed

anti semitism runs fucking DEEP dude

[languid meadow]

I love how they hype themselves up like this then cry when NATO bombs them for said warcrimes

[opaque coyote]

Germany: "I am so sad for what we did. It was wrong of me-"

Serbia:

[daring creek]

I just find the memes funny

I wonder how that country human wiki is doing

[opaque coyote]

Like

Yes, Israel is bad. That doesn't mean that all Jews are bad.

And no, that doesn't mean we shouldn't stop them from genociding either.

It's that shrimple

[daring creek]

america sucks cock but not all americans do

yea

[languid meadow]

The people who want you to think Jews and Israel are the same thing ARE the leaders of Israel

[heady rivet]

True story my mom once dated a Serbian gun-runner in the late 80s/early 90s

[daring creek]

just people

[languid meadow]

so you can't criticize them

[opaque coyote]

Can confirm. Am American.

[daring creek]

sorry about that

hope it gets cured soon

[opaque coyote]

It's terminal

[daring creek]

yeah anti-semitism is weaponized in both directions, its really interestingly nuanced.

[opaque coyote]

"Uhh could you stop killing people?"

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/hFbZLEZa-y8

[opaque coyote]

"YOU'RE BEING RACIST."

And then

[storm jungle]

I heard enough

50000000000 worlds to Ultramar

[opaque coyote]

"FUCK YOU JEW!"

"...dude I literally just want to order McDonald's."

[daring creek]

I STILL want to find that pro israel ad that had propaganda and suddenly a close up on like..black people or whatever. You can imagine it right?

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[daring creek]

my friend told me about it and I 100% believe its real and know the intent with it

[languid meadow]

this image is wrong since unlike Israel, Necromunda is good

[heady rivet]

Reminder that Israel foricibly sterilized Ethiopian Jews

[storm jungle]

This is the same fascist state that literally posts propaganda of pretty soldier girls who murder babies, its absolutely real

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-space-marine2-wh40k-warhammer40k-titus-gif-24284565

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[languid meadow]

A conspiracy I've seen is that one of the reasons discord is getting so ham fisted with this stuff is because of Nepal

[opaque coyote]

How is this even related

[languid meadow]

since a lot of it was organized via the cord

[opaque coyote]

Ah

Actually might be true

Although in general, I'm gonna try using a fake ass id and see if the AI accepts it

[daring creek]

Something about how if someone doesn't like black people, they probably don't like jews either and vice versa. Thats definitely the intent. like

zoom in on a few black men and women "The war on israel is just like racism against black people, or something."

[opaque coyote]

Also I think it's more so due to the general trend

[heady rivet]

Kinda lazy of the writers to make them so 2-dimensional evil smh

[daring creek]

I feel so patronized and objectified by advertisements

[opaque coyote]

"Wait why do we have more people that hate us in America now-"

[daring creek]

My skin color feels like a propagandic tool whenever I see it in ads

[languid meadow]

I do think that's one of the reasons govs are pushing this stuff since they don't like that (plus actual groomer issues but this shit isn't gonna help that)

[storm jungle]

the IDF is ironically what i imagine the imperial guard to be like if the writers had any balls alf the time lol

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile Epstein emails where he and his Zionist buddies are sending articles back and forth saying Black people are biologically mentally disabled

[daring creek]

The only time my skin color is present in an ad or a video game its for sales

sales

Oh speaking conspiracies

[languid meadow]

I saw a clip of an IDF squad freaking the fuck out when they actually had to fight someone who shot back

[opaque coyote]

Imperium propaganda would literally be the same but the baby is a Xenos now

[storm jungle]

"I dont want [n-words] on my island."

[storm jungle]

Or rebels really

[celest dome]

Fair, one prop to AH's writers is that they don't shy away from the Helldivers being the absolute worst, not that the players are gonna understand though 💀

[heady rivet]

Black Americans are already massively over-represented in general consumerism already too. They buy more than they "should" be for the population and wealth share

[storm jungle]

We unfortunately still get people like this

????????????????

WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING

lmao

[daring creek]

does anyone else believe some media that has ""DEI"" is actually doing it not just to represent black people for sales but to further push the culture war

[storm jungle]

these dumbasses stick to that orphanage MO like those kids are literally not being brainwashed to be fascists fodder to die just like them

lol

[storm jungle]

Correct. Culture War exists so that you dont get a Class War.

[heady rivet]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

its been this case for generations

The people at the top do not care what you are, only that the stuff keeps rolling.

[languid meadow]

I fucking HATE HATE HATE American conservatives because they keep trying to pose as Canadians to push their fucking culture war on us

[daring creek]

DO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER THE BLACK SAMURAI GAME

[heady rivet]

Crazy how Aegon did nothing wrong ever

[daring creek]

THE MUSIC IN THE TRAILER

THE LORE

[storm jungle]

YEP. Though it also makes me think o shit like in the Boys

[daring creek]

THE WHITE WASHED HISTORY

[storm jungle]

where Homelander is trying to appeal to the 1% rich people

and hes like

"We will stop these woke feminist radicals from taking over America"

[daring creek]

COMPLETELY IGORING THE FACT HE WAS ENSLAVED?

[storm jungle]

and they just tell him to shut up

and to stop spewing that nonsense

[daring creek]

I HATE THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH.

[storm jungle]

and tell them the actual plan

lol

[daring creek]

You will never convince me EVER that these people are reals and are not bots

100% bots

10,000% bots

[storm jungle]

They are real. Thats what makes it worse.

[languid meadow]

there was a school shooting here just now and a bunch of am*ricans saying "TRANS SHOOTER!!!!" (the identity hasn't been released yet and they just chose a random person to hate on)

actual

[storm jungle]

People are extremely easy to brainwash.

[languid meadow]

human SCUM

[heady rivet]

To be fair, Canada basically is little America but poorer and colder. They arent even ranked the politest anymore its OVER for them. The entire Canadian national identity is "Not American" now

[spring cairn]

they do ts literally every shooting

[storm jungle]

they did it when K*rk got shot too

[spring cairn]

lead in the water country

[storm jungle]

then it turned out it was some brainwashed white kid lol

[daring creek]

Every shooter is a trans shooter now

[storm jungle]

tbh

they did the same when those 2 people got executed by ICE/Border Patrol too

"they are a part of a woke militia"

actual words

[daring creek]

I remember seeing in the news paper

[daring creek]

They made sure they were very explict about how the shooter hated christians

very

explict

[languid meadow]

People who say this haven't actually dived deeper or only seen toronto

[plush mason]

people are too stupid to understand satire

[storm jungle]

always have been unfortunately

[daring creek]

nonononono

no no no no n o

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[plush mason]

they think every story has to have a good and bad side, been that way forever

[daring creek]

me realizing the hd2 community is filled to the brim with unironic lobotomites and not just people pretending to be stupid

[celest dome]

Oh

No they just think their side is the good side

[storm jungle]

the youtube community is even worse

[celest dome]

regardless of what their side do or is.

[plush mason]

yeah thats the sad part, its very hard to pretend to be stupid

[celest dome]

Like Helldiver has good factions, but it isn't the player side.

[plush mason]

people are just stupid

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[languid meadow]

Like even Alberta the most "americanized" place people say isn't really that outside of surface level, I grew up in a culture mixed with Ukrainian influences, fuck dude we even did traditional Ukrainian events mixed with French stuff 😭

[plush mason]

its harder to pretend to be stupid than it is to pretend to be smart

[humble shoal]

Vampire himself

[daring creek]

It's just HARD for me to process alright

It's filled to the brim with

blatant tropes

its crystal clear

[humble shoal]

I'm doing my part.

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263278871651024898/1471222231555375106/RDT_20260211_1309397983155146740547942.gif?ex=698e25f9&is=698cd479&hm=ab639c909f91761c53780ed72f2f690e51e6b230ad7620f6a94f88e6544bf53d&

[daring creek]

I am not a smart person or smarter than like most people, i'm probably looking the wrong way about this but like

No. No.

How do you look at that marvel movie esque shit

and say hell yeah

It's like mormon militarism

but 3x worse

[languid meadow]

my fav HFY stories are ones where aliens are just confused on how we live because our biology is just fucking weird

compared to other animals on our planet

[plush mason]

the irony is that because you can admit you arent smart you are smarter than 90% of the population of earth

[heady rivet]

So Canadian culture is also a mixing pot like America?

[daring creek]

its generic, as fuck which makes it even more scary

[daring creek]

its sterilized to fuck

[languid meadow]

THAT'S EVERY CULTURE !

[arctic talon]

Every culture has foreign influence lol

[plush mason]

^

[languid meadow]

English culture is still shaped by the norman conquests TO THIS DAY

[arctic talon]

There is not one culture in the modern day that doesn’t have foreign influence

It’s inevitable

[daring creek]

I should study color theory because the way helldivers is designed kind of speaks to me right now. it feels pristine and yet, like of scary.

[plush mason]

humans are migratory by fucking nature we have been moving and shaping culture for over 20k years ffs

[daring creek]

black and yellow

[languid meadow]

modern german culture is also mixed since all the kingdoms that unified had their own cultures

[daring creek]

its the militaristic aesthetic america deeply wants

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Should be black and red RAAAARGHHH

[hollow lantern]

I love black and gold schemes tbh

[opaque coyote]

I love a good HFY story.

Problem is that there are very few

[plush mason]

the last monoculture to ever exist was in the fucking stoneage and that ended the second the beaker people started moving

[daring creek]

it wants the perfect mixture of clean smooth aesthetic and strategic effectiveness

[opaque coyote]

I think the only good types are the types that focus on more the scientific advancement of humanity

And their capacity for kindess

[storm jungle]

Average tim burton stopmotion character

[opaque coyote]

...so things that are hard to remember in the midst of like

everything

[spring cairn]

how do i joing them

[storm jungle]

same

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204429333972910091/1468926251782901822/20260106_001306.gif

[spring cairn]

can they make an RTS so i can play as the cyborgs

[storm jungle]

FREE CYBERSTAN

[daring creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204429333972910091/1468926251782901822/20260106_001306.gif

[hollow lantern]

Put on the steel trooper gear and start teamkilling

[opaque coyote]

Do the regular cyborgs even exist btw

[storm jungle]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Like the ones form HD1

[languid meadow]

yes

[storm jungle]

they are literally in the update

you fucking

NIMROD

[hollow lantern]

Yes, thats been the big cool feature of this update

[languid meadow]

the ones we fightin HD2 are clones it seems, a warrior caste

[opaque coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349377872240181248/1100215280187216013/95FE4B0F-115C-4C7D-90BC-56647BDE73C2.gif

[hollow lantern]

They're cool enemies ngl

[daring creek]

nimrod by greenday..

[storm jungle]

Stick yourself in the bio-reprocessors NOW

[languid meadow]

operation nimrod

....

[celest dome]

I aimed to be a Biblically accurate Nimrod, alas I became a Bugs Bunny Nimrod

[daring creek]

Oh fuck

Nimrod lyrics is

not far off

at all

holy shit

sorry I meant american idiot

holy fuck bro

[plush mason]

that name is redundent

[heady rivet]

Not what I meant and you know it. There is a difference between a culture that was influenced for centuries or millenia by another and two mixing actively, typically two or more that "normally" wouldnt. America is the prime example of mixing pot because it had a lot of national and ethnic identities coming together at once, from all over. Literally nobody claims the English are one. A melting pot culture is relatively new in the world. The melting pot requires a new national identity as well and nationalism as a concept is still new as well

Two different things

[plush mason]

as an american, american is a synonym for idiot and i refuse to accpet otherwise

[daring creek]

The subliminal mindfuck america

[heady rivet]

I typed like half of this in my class notes on accident lole

[storm jungle]

Bro we moved on from this like 10m ago

[storm jungle]

Banned.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-girl-japan-japanese-asian-girl-punching-gif-2183278306958491569

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-dollhouse-confused-stare-gif-306960081175079545

[daring creek]

jerm

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/execution-wUu

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats me executing you

death to all shitdivers

🗣️

[rocky gale]

Nuh uh, not me

[storm jungle]

*RAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/la-roux-bulletproof

[storm jungle]

Yeah you, get her boys 🫵

[plush mason]

nationalism is not a new concept, its a rebranding of the same concept that kept the kingdoms of the "holy roman empire" fighting among themselves for fucking centuries

[rocky gale]

See I would have lived there

[plush mason]

the only thing "new" about it is the name and even that is almost a century old

[celest dome]

The only new thing about Nationalist is them allying up with other Nationalists 💀

[plush mason]

not really because thats was mainly ally of convenience situation

[hollow lantern]

Imagine using shield pack instead of a mobility pack

[plush mason]

the axis was going to rip itself apart the second it didnt have anyone else to fight

[storm jungle]

gets vaporized by vox engine

[hollow lantern]

Gets muay thai round house kicked

[heady rivet]

It straight up is, loyalty and identity with the nation-state is fairly new

[plush mason]

its not

[storm jungle]

She lived. You didnt.

[languid meadow]

depends on where you're talking about

[plush mason]

just replace nation with king and its the same concept

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also to potentially give you whip lash.

https://youtu.be/pVvB95Wog1M?si=E529nbTb8FJGqYHI

[heady rivet]

People have always had "in-groups" and "my people", duh. But the nation-state identity and loyalty is like, at best 300 years old and took another 60ish to really sweep off the vague concept

[plush mason]

in fact the concept being old is part of the point, nationalism is a direct result of the "destruction of traditon and socity" coming from the new communist and other socialists groups

[daring creek]

Oh yeah I hear it very much yep

[plush mason]

ww2 was over 80 years ago

[heady rivet]

Nationalism as a concept is older than both of those political ideas

[daring creek]

both solid songs imo

[plush mason]

which is the point i said

its not a new concept

[hollow lantern]

God you really do remind me of eternal sometimes

[heady rivet]

Wait, are you talking about like, nationalism on the rise? In America specifically?

[daring creek]

is eternal banned or no

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the writer was explicitly a huge fan of Green Day.

That's why the talking dog was named Dukey. In reference to their third album hilariously named

"Dookie"

[hollow lantern]

Reward? Yes

[plush mason]

nah just the advent of modern nationalism from the early 20th century

again just a rebranding of older concepts

[opaque coyote]

History doesn't repeat

But it does rhyme

[heady rivet]

The sheriff when I ask if I get anything for rustling in the scoundrel on the wanted poster

[plush mason]

it does both tbch

just more common to do the later

[heady rivet]

Then not only are you talking about a different topic than me

[heady rivet]

But you are still wrong

Yes, groups of "us" and "our" have always existed but thats like saying theocracy and democracy are the same because they govern things

[plush mason]

thats not what i am saying and nationalism isnt just in and out groups

in and out groups exist across the totality of human history politics and culture

both sides other people because othering is the easy path to power

but the concepts of nationalism are the exact same concepts of loyalty to crown that existed across the medieval era

[tough haven]

What’s funny is I can read this in the hidden kings voice

[plush mason]

and before

[tough haven]

God I love the hidden king

[arctic talon]

the hidden king's voice is a fucking banger

I like the Arch Mother's cadence more tho

tbh

[tough haven]

Same

They’re both peak

[arctic talon]

his music is way better rn tho

lol

nothing really beats it

mostly bcs Archmothers music isn't done yet

but still

[tough haven]

But I love the hidden king because he represents change and revolution

Freedom from oppression

[plush mason]

are the heroes linked to specific patron or nah?

[arctic talon]

Nah

[plush mason]

ok

[arctic talon]

some heroes are def more coded towards one way or the other

Like Seven for The Hidden King

[tough haven]

My friend was saying it would be neat if they added more patrons later and you’d get a random one on each side

[arctic talon]

or Haze for the Archmother

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-deadlock-gif-538417882837976809

[rocky gale]

Archmothers voice is pretty generic announcer voice tbh, could use some more

well more

[vagrant fox]

what's hastur doin

[tough haven]

I’m working on my “Nuclear Frankenstein” build

Where I just jump into the enemy team and die so my ult triggers, with enough aoe increases and damage burst bonuses to kill people instantly

“Dead man’s switch” might be a better name tbh

[heady rivet]

That has nothing to do with nationalism. Nationalism is entirely based around the importance of the sovereignty and interests of their nation-state, not just loyalty to their nations authority. No peasant with a longbow is going to be on the same wavelength, they're not the same

[arctic talon]

I miss how raspy it used to be

lol

[heady rivet]

Who

[arctic talon]

or rather the saphire flames voice

[tough haven]

The hidden king

You probably have never heard of him

He’s pretty underground

[heady rivet]

No thanks, got that part

[arctic talon]

one of the "patrons" from deadlock

[opaque coyote]

Is he fresh?

[arctic talon]

basicially an eldritch entity thats been hanging out in new york for a while

but now wants to manifest in reality properly

lol

[opaque coyote]

Yes or no

[opaque coyote]

Rent got too expensive.

[daring creek]

Would you guys like me to post a music video I'm watching

[arctic talon]

Rent on the astral plans expensive

[heady rivet]

Rudy Giuliani?

[arctic talon]

I'm moving to fuckin new york

[daring creek]

Um

are you sure

theres

[rocky gale]

Hidden King isn't in Necromunda so he doesn't care

[tough haven]

Fuck you know it’s bad if New York is cheaper

[daring creek]

no better options

[opaque coyote]

Vancouver moment

Seriously, I live in California and I was shocked by the housing prices there

[tough haven]

I love how all the patrons have speeches for each hero trying to tempt them into summoning them

[arctic talon]

jokes aside both of them have a cult surrounding them + some sort of actual buisness

lol

[heady rivet]

I have other interests I swear

[arctic talon]

btw all of them are being replaced aside for the new characters

[tough haven]

RED and BLUE!?!

[arctic talon]

since they're really bare bones rn

[opaque coyote]

What game are we talking about again

[arctic talon]

deadlock

[tough haven]

Deadlock

[opaque coyote]

Ah

[arctic talon]

the Hidden King works out of some random fucking warehouse/shipping service + radio station

[opaque coyote]

Haven't gotten in the beta

So

[arctic talon]

the Archmother runs a museum lol

[tough haven]

“Man we can’t get any ground, it’s like we’re in some kind of Deadlock”

[arctic talon]

what I'm saying is

[opaque coyote]

Bro making otherworldly beats

[arctic talon]

The Hidden king is Jeff Bezos

[tough haven]

Want it?

[opaque coyote]

...sure?

How does it even work

[tough haven]

Just gotta be friends on steam

Then I send you it

[crisp heath]

TikTok artist I commissioned updated me on how my OCs looking so far and its so peak

[opaque coyote]

Wild

[tough haven]

That’s all

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/p835C3NjpHE.gif

[heady rivet]

Someone tried to invite me but I didnt wanna play a hero shooter

[tough haven]

I’ll be real

It’s the only one I’ve found fun

Valve done it again

[rocky gale]

The closed Beta is a pyramid scheme, you can only get in if someone invites you and if you're in you can invite anyone

[rose thorn]

i want a good hero hero shooter uniornically

but holy shit

[heady rivet]

I'm about to get a comm myself but I need to actually put together the references for poses and armor and such

[opaque coyote]

Valve singlehandedly making a masterpiece only to manage it like garbage

[tough haven]

How exactly does the ritual work if you win? What if two heroes have contradictory wishes, like seven and haze

[tough haven]

Managed pretty good rn

[rose thorn]

"you wanna play a her oshooteR? sorry your computer doenst cause 3500 dollars

[arctic talon]

the honest truth is I think the patrons will grant them all at once and see how it goes lol

[heady rivet]

"And I want a hole in the head!"

[crisp heath]

Mine was easy cause it was purely facial features and posing since she's out of armor (it's NSFW)

[rose thorn]

tf2 is a hero shooter !!!

[arctic talon]

deadlock isn't a hero shooter

its a MOBA

with guns

lol

If you play it like a hero shooter

you will be cooked alive

[heady rivet]

Death.

[tough haven]

Only moba I’ve ever enjoyed

[crisp heath]

@heady rivet Wanna see how its looking so far? 👀

[tough haven]

Cause it doesn’t really feel like one

[rose thorn]

hero shooters are not a bad genre, its jute very hero shooter is bad lol

[arctic talon]

Nah it def feels like a MOBA lol

wave manipulation matters a ton

with how strong toopers are at pushing

lol

[dapper gyro]

Battleborn, but good.

[tough haven]

Yeah but I don’t feel the soul crushing apathy that I do when I play other Mobas

[arctic talon]

Also they basicially force you to take fights up close lol

[tough haven]

It’s actually fun

[arctic talon]

you basicially have an auto attack range for your guns

[tough haven]

In a way I can’t explain

[arctic talon]

bcs of damage falloff

[rocky gale]

If I wanted a Moba I'd rather play League and if I wanted a hero shooter I'd rather play Overwatch

[heady rivet]

I need to make some poor artist do lamellar armor with possibly ornate patterns on the cloth

[tough haven]

Do not tell me league is better

[crisp heath]

[dapper gyro]

It is a spectrum with a lot of leeway in between.

[rocky gale]

It genuinely is

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/diesel-knights-what-was-that-mech-gun-pointed-gif-2058210595008970270

[crisp heath]

the artist upon looking at the commission description

[heady rivet]

Would rather peel my fingernails off than play MOBAs anymore

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/p2I2IYnfsYo.gif

[heady rivet]

"Yeah she has that Han dynasty peasant farmer face"

[tough haven]

I said that but then I tried deadlock cause it’s free, and now I enjoy it

Mostly cause I don’t play it competitively

[rose thorn]

oh hey waht game isthat?

[tough haven]

I hope it doesn’t instantly suck when it gets open

[crisp heath]

peasant watches

[tough haven]

Diesel knights

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/pr1dfW5AMHZ.gif

[tough haven]

I’m in the discord

[arctic talon]

both of them trying to aura farm when both of them look kinda goofy lol

[rose thorn]

oo look sg ood, ill kep aneye on it

[rose thorn]

my two moods

[tough haven]

If you look closely, I’m in this video

https://youtu.be/EKwicTwrZHU?si=L9u9IuAZfnRXIYBB

The dev posts daily updates on development

[opaque coyote]

I have never played a Moba

[tough haven]

The multiplayer dev alpha is almost done

[tough haven]

Try deadlock, you will like it

[rose thorn]

it acutally looks like an optimized gmae lmao

[opaque coyote]

Ye sent you my steam profile

[opaque coyote]

IN 2025???

[rose thorn]

I KNOW

[tough haven]

Just be aware it’s a lot to learn on the start

[opaque coyote]

Should be fun

[rose thorn]

GAME OPITZMIE IS MORE IMPORTANT HTAN EVER

[opaque coyote]

Maybe I can invite my friends

[tough haven]

And it’ll take some fucking around to figure it out

[opaque coyote]

I don't want to call game devs lazy

[opaque coyote]

Cause tbh objectively they aren't

But like

Fuck I wish the fucking execs

[arctic talon]

a farmer does not have the time or money to get that sort of work done regularly LOL

[opaque coyote]

Decided to allow them to do optimization

[rose thorn]

i am BULLYING game developers for trying to mka realisitc games

[opaque coyote]

Since UE5 actually isn't bad.

The problem is that UE5 needs optimization in the beginning.

[heady rivet]

Physiognomy checked anyway

[rose thorn]

i want worse looking, shorter video games where the developers get paid more and i am NOT koking

[heady rivet]

OH MY GOD WAIT

[opaque coyote]

Guess what most game devs ignore

[arctic talon]

UE5 is literally fine

btw

as a engine

Devs just refuse to debloat it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah exactly

[arctic talon]

its not the devs fault either

[opaque coyote]

Devs refuse to take the time to debloat it

[arctic talon]

they're under a massive time crunch

tbh

[opaque coyote]

Likely because

[rose thorn]

theyd ont teahc how to opitmizeg ames lmao

[arctic talon]

Its entierly due to exec timetables lmao

I mean

they do

[heady rivet]

NEVER 5get

[opaque coyote]

Executives

[arctic talon]

its very easy to debloat UE5

its literally not the devs fault

[opaque coyote]

It just takes a while

[arctic talon]

they often do not have the fucking time to debloat it

lol

[rose thorn]

average TOW fan

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/O2nQhBD2UNs?si=agMV5qFdolOykq5C

Canonical abrams

[opaque coyote]

I think most of Doom's development was literally optimizing the engine

Compared to the actual game itself

[tough haven]

As a seven player I feel this

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they were also building a new engine basically

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOOO

[opaque coyote]

But still, they spent most of their dev time optimizing it

[tough haven]

But now that I’m based and victorpilled, he does not scare me

[opaque coyote]

That's why it can basically be shoved in your pregnancy machine

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/383403456465207296/1467120384380768431/hungarian.png?ex=698dba55&is=698c68d5&hm=37362b1ada09c3054851aefee6635a043a802eca145934e2024272d6e0d7e66c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=778&height=930

[outer wave]

Crooked arm
Yeah he ain't making it out of the Third Reich alive

[opaque coyote]

Also some Doom ports are fucking optimization magic genuinely

[arctic talon]

ethno nationalists are the weirdest shit ever lol

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hungary-gif-1142201547216426190

[languid meadow]

Man I wonder where the Magyars are from

[opaque coyote]

Whoever the fuck ported Doom on the SNES should get applause

[arctic talon]

Doom(the original) is very easy to port

[opaque coyote]

Same with the Jaguar

[arctic talon]

lol

its very like

unintense

[heady rivet]

FWIW he does look like a chubby-cheeked Bavarian noble that gets blown up in 1914

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, it's because id software spent most of their time optimizing it

[heady rivet]

So he isnt WRONG, but

[vagrant fox]

what is he 14

[arctic talon]

he looks like he has FAS

[lament shoal]

Keep posting this shit everywhere. NEVER LET THESE MFS ESCAPE THEIR PAST

[arctic talon]

lol

[heady rivet]

He looks like an anti-German caricature from WW1

[arctic talon]

look at his upper lip

💀

[outer wave]

That or baby faced

[arctic talon]

or maybe its just the angle

lol

[heady rivet]

Literally yeah he was like 15 in these pics

[opaque coyote]

There's still some crazy ass Doom console ports. Genuinely interesting to read.

The 3DO is easily the worst one. Aside from the music which is an actual banger.

But the single dev literally only had a month. With the manager literally not understanding how porting files worked. He literally just thought it was a copy and paste job btw.

[plush mason]

its been ported to fucking bacteria, easy is an understatment

[arctic talon]

oh my fucking god lol

[vagrant fox]

As long as he grew out of it then, everyone's stupid as a teen

[arctic talon]

I was just depressed and suicidal

smh

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-seven-picmix-valve-gif-12438757821121938318

[heady rivet]

It was kinda fucked up tbh he and a bunch of teenage nazis were like cutting themselves and painting swastikas with their blood

[rose thorn]

i love 7... hes os hot

[arctic talon]

wtf lol

[rose thorn]

i was an amino teenager

[rocky gale]

Typical West Brit

[opaque coyote]

The Manager wasn't even trying to be bad btw. His band even contributed covers for every Doom song. And they sound fucking awesome. He just legitimately thought that porting an entire game to another console would take only a month.

Because he was ignorant of what video game porting entails.

Tbf the dev actually did it. But it's easily the worst optimized one. With like 5-10 fps at best

[heady rivet]

HE'S GOTTEN MARRIED?

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-3-happiest-day-minigame-five-nights-at-freddy's-gif-4092368843557710942

me hwen amino finally shut down this year

[opaque coyote]

I used Amino for a short stint.

It was actually alright but the dev team fucked it up

[arctic talon]

sis he is going to electrocute you

[vagrant fox]

yeah everyone's stupid as a teen
Jokes aside kind of worrying how many teens get depressed but I'm no brainologist

[opaque coyote]

Also doesn't help that it was swarmed with groomers

[rose thorn]

nono it has always been bad. you see its an app targeted towards cihldren with zero actual moderation

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I ain't denying that. But tbf that was literally every social media.

But the fact that they didn't try was the worst

[rose thorn]

AND HES PEAK

[tough haven]

Seven lore drop, the reason he was sent to magical Alcatraz to be obliterated on a conceptual level is because… seven ate nine.

[heady rivet]

Holy shit.

[vagrant fox]

I do not approve of this latinoid propaganda

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-abrams-the-yapper-gif-10972822029113393988

[plush mason]

ima say about as many as there are depressed adults

[arctic talon]

oh my fucking god LOL

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it's partially due to the state of the world.

And it's partially due to actually realizing

"Hey, the world FUCKING SUCKS."

[lament shoal]

Who even is this guy lol

[rose thorn]

peak...

[opaque coyote]

"Your dreams? Good FUCKING LUCK."

"HAVE 10 BILLION PILES OF HOMEWORK."

[heady rivet]

Some niche lolcow neo-nazi teenager

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-seven-seven-deadlock-dance-vrchat-gif-13167358962289752883

[opaque coyote]

"FUCK YOU."

[plush mason]

why is there a tacobell in the background?

[tough haven]

If he dies right as his ult triggers, he’s stuck as a cartoon skeleton forever

[opaque coyote]

That was genuinely my experience combined with ADHD

[vagrant fox]

Yeah but kids shouldn't be depressed, it's normal for adults

[opaque coyote]

ADHD commonly has depression follow with it

Because gonna be honest here. I was questioning for most of my life on why I was lazy

[plush mason]

well you said teen :P

[opaque coyote]

Eventually I mostly gave up around 15-16?,

[heady rivet]

Cherished cultural institution

[vagrant fox]

As I have gotten geriatric everyone below 21 is a kid now it's just how it is

[opaque coyote]

It doesn't help that COVID happened and also my best friend at the time attempted suicide in middle school. They survived.

They're still my bestie

[lament shoal]

In the beginning, God created the heavens, the earth, and taco bell

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Middle School was fucked up

I genuinely have most of that shit repressed

[heady rivet]

Dude I was gonna ask if you were a literal child until I remembered Covid hit 6 years ago

[plush mason]

yeah which is why i dont understand nor like that some neo nazis got married there if that is the implication, leave my over priced shitty hours meat burritos alone

[opaque coyote]

I have a blank period in my life in-between elementary and high school

[arctic talon]

I had to deal with Covid my senior year of high school only

[opaque coyote]

Because I genuinely can't remember

[arctic talon]

then college 💀

[opaque coyote]

A lot of it

[heady rivet]

I think thats edited in, to be fair. But I do believe the ethereal spirit of his 14 year old self really did manifest

[opaque coyote]

Unironically

If I ever have a kid

I will never take them to my middle school

Ever

[opaque coyote]

Shit was crazy and we weren't even in like

A bad neighborhood

I can't imagine middle schools in less well off areas

[arctic talon]

tbf middle schoolers are a bunch of little shits lol

[opaque coyote]

Said bestie who attempted suicide? Due to bullying from other kids.

[vagrant fox]

Don't raise your kids where I went to school, it's gentrified now but it was swimming in hard drugs and alcoholism and ruined lives

[opaque coyote]

And after they had to go to the fucking psych ward

And then home schooled

There was a rumor that they got pregnant

And that they were taking care of a kid

[arctic talon]

a lot of "nice" places have schools with a bunch of alcohol and hard drugs lol

bcs the kids can afford that shit

[vagrant fox]

horrid

[opaque coyote]

My bathrooms smelled like vape all the time

[arctic talon]

turns out mommy and daddy's wallet gets you nose candy as well

[fervent geode]

Same

[arctic talon]

not just nice clothes and phones

lol

[vagrant fox]

Girl I went to school with got SA'd, went to a therapist who SA'd her, that place fucking sucked

[opaque coyote]

Ironically I think richer schools have a worse drug problem than poorer schools

Since the kids LITERALLY CAN'T AFFORD IT

[arctic talon]

its the type of drug

vapes/smoking are universal tho

[opaque coyote]

Fucking Christ you'd think they would at least smell better due to the flavors

No

[heady rivet]

I went to a mormon-majority middle school and one girl missed one (1) day of school and the rumor was she got pregnant and got an abortion

[opaque coyote]

They don't

[arctic talon]

bruh what

[fervent geode]

We had a vape detector installed in the bathroom and 5 lads went to fucking "test" it on the first day

[arctic talon]

crazy rumor lol

[vagrant fox]

This sounds excessively mormon

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think that was the other part of the rumor for my friend

Genuinely middle school rumors are usually just

[fervent geode]

Insanity

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to soaking btw

[arctic talon]

someone died my sophmore year

lol

in high school

car crash moment

[fervent geode]

RIP

[arctic talon]

they were speeding

I don't feel bad for them

[opaque coyote]

kid stays home cause they got a fever

"THEY GOT GREGNANT??"

[arctic talon]

they did that to themselves

sucks for their family

but if you go 100 in a 40 and die

its on you

[fervent geode]

I had a senior who did something similar

[vagrant fox]

There was a rumour where one guy had his intestines near his ass torn because someone kancho'd him and he used it to gay romance someone

[rose thorn]

Right after I got my GED instead of finishing high school my high school got shot up

[fervent geode]

Luckily for that dumbass he survived

[arctic talon]

Kancho 💀

[heady rivet]

Some kid at my middle school was involved in a murder-suicide or double suicide and then people described a very annoying and mean person but said he was an angel and we all missed him

[opaque coyote]

A girl in my elementary school got hit by a car. It wasn't going fast as it was while kids were being dropped off. But she broke her arm.

I remember signing her cast

[vagrant fox]

Sad he died but going that fast, yeah

[opaque coyote]

I fucking hate it when they call suicide victims angels

[heady rivet]

Ah, the memories

[opaque coyote]

Like genuinely I think if there was a trigger word or something for me

That specific instance would be it

[vagrant fox]

It was popular at my school in the middle of nowhere europe for no reason, I still wonder why

[heady rivet]

TOTAL BULLSHIT is he got voted top Colt in the science period when I was clearly the best that week

[opaque coyote]

I remember a stupid fucking bathroom graffiti that said that people who killed themselves are angels returning to heaven.

I washed it off with toilet water. I didn't even care.

Fuck.

[fervent geode]

Bruh

[heady rivet]

Use the sink you fucking animal what is WRONG with you

[vagrant fox]

Did you try to seduce someone gayly by getting them to smear an ointment inside your butt for your torn lining

[fervent geode]

Use the hose

[opaque coyote]

So yeah middle school is a great environment to send your kids

[solid horizon]

Lol

[arctic talon]

the bible says you go to hell if you kill yourself

btw

so

[fervent geode]

Yeah headless in hell uh

[solid horizon]

Oldcrons look like the iron warrior logo

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I don't know why the fuck people thought that criminalizing suicide would somehow

[fervent geode]

Damn i see it

[opaque coyote]

Prevent suicides

[arctic talon]

god I have to do taxes soon

I don't want to do my taxes

[opaque coyote]

Honestly that sounds like it would literally just cause more

[arctic talon]

I fucking hate Turbotax

behed the american tax system

I am not paying for this shit

[vagrant fox]

yankee problem🫵

[arctic talon]

yeah

[lament shoal]

There's a chaos sm warband I think you'll enjoy...

[opaque coyote]

Taxes are easy when you get down to it

The problem is that they intentionally make it complicated and it's partially due to TurboTax

[arctic talon]

red corsairs are arleady my favorite warband

[heady rivet]

My high school had issues with the girls bathroom being smeared with period blood and feces, often and frequently. By AT LEAST two different girls because it was a tampon and a pad in two different bathrooms

[fervent geode]

I swear i heard people getting arrested for attempting to commit suicide somewhere

[solid horizon]

Melta lovers

[arctic talon]

liquidate the entire Turbo Tax board

[opaque coyote]

Actually not partially.

Mostly due to turbotax

[rose thorn]

HOLLLYYY

[arctic talon]

and anyone whos recieved lobbying money for them

[fervent geode]

This is why id do this stupid ass accounting program

[rose thorn]

this looks DELICIOUS

[tough haven]

There’s a fine in the uk for touching a high voltage electrical line that can apply posthumously lol

[vagrant fox]

One of the lads at my school had a mental break or something and started drawing all over the walls in the communal showers with his shit

[fervent geode]

My taxes

[lament shoal]

If you don't mind me asking, what about it bothers you?

[opaque coyote]

Never had that problem. The girls bathroom was always clean.

Despite my friend transitioning from FtM. They still used the women's bathrooms purely because they were cleaner and didn't smell like vape and shit

[heady rivet]

Lad.

[arctic talon]

tbf they gotta clean your corpse up

[fervent geode]

That must cost

[rose thorn]

Ooooo have a one man accounting company do your accounting oooo

[lament shoal]

This is me rn but with costco pizza and caprisuns

[lament shoal]

Imperium ass fine

[fervent geode]

Id do that but making a company means its harder to forge having a family of 9 for the tax deductibles

[rose thorn]

OOoOoOoOoo have KCAS accounting solutions LLC do your taxes oOoOoo

[fervent geode]

Or at least in theory i havent tried yet

[rose thorn]

I don’t have stocks in KCAS accounting company it’s an illusonnnnnnbn

Invest invest invest in KCAS

[fervent geode]

Ill let you know how the tax fraud goes

[fervent geode]

Hmmmmm

[rose thorn]

Okay I’ll stop since advertising is against the rules

[fervent geode]

Me no amerikanski

[outer wave]

What kinda stocks we talking in here.....

[fervent geode]

Cant anyway lmfao

[opaque coyote]

Because they aren't angels. They're people who have issues. People who have shouted to the sky or kept it within until they could no longer. Due to circumstances or just their own demons. It isn't something to be seen as a saint or to have thoughts and prayers. Neither should it be condemned.

They're people just like you and me. And it should never be glorified or condemned. It needs to be prevented with resources and help. To say there's nothing we could have done is outright lying.

Although it's definitely more complicated than that.

[rose thorn]

Damn

[fervent geode]

The tax laws here are more fuck aroundable i think

[rose thorn]

UHGGG i hate getting hellstone

[fervent geode]

I havent put this into practice js wait a coupla years

[rose thorn]

???????????????????

[fervent geode]

McGee lore

[opaque coyote]

Skeleton merchant nearby

[lament shoal]

Yeah that's fair tbh

[opaque coyote]

Buy yoyo

[rose thorn]

i didnt knowt hey were named lmao

[opaque coyote]

All of the NPCs have randomized names. With the exception of the Old Man and Santa Claus

Honestly I wish Terraria had more wandering NPCs.

Not even needing a real function

Just for fun

[arctic talon]

@queen laurel @tough haven Hey lancer heads https://store.steampowered.com/app/4049810/Lancer_Tactics/

Steam

Lancer Tactics

Lancer Tactics brings the world of the Lancer TTRPG to your screen. Create unique pilots and control incredible mechs as you battle for the future of Verdevilla, a new planet in the Lancer universe.…

Release Date

Coming soon

[tough haven]

Awww it’s singleplayer

[arctic talon]

unfortunately

[tough haven]

Anyone here wanna play a modded barotrauma campaign?

[surreal nest]

How modded?

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-exploding-so-silly-gif-15918586977293620068

[rose thorn]

ROLLERSKATESSES

[tough haven]

Uhh let me send the collection

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-9540757305797220707

[tough haven]

Basically just barotraumatic and companion mods

[lament shoal]

The new barotrauma dlc is gonna be peak

[tough haven]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3601215897

For anyone interested

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh shit

[surreal nest]

I wouldn't be against barotrauma i just suck and work graveyards

[crystal forum]

do you ever steal jewelry from the corpses

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[nocturne jetty]

Imperium General has a Clawgun?

[storm jungle]

what

[arctic talon]

wtf do you mean claw gun

[crystal forum]

which general

[arctic talon]

Oh wait

they're playing dawn of war

its the imperial guard lighting claw stormbolter thing

[nocturne jetty]

💀

[arctic talon]

yeah

[crystal forum]

space marine type shit

[nocturne jetty]

Clawgun lol

[storm jungle]

those are powerclaws with mounted bolters

https://klipy.com/gifs/plink-nerd-2

[crystal forum]

didnt know the guard could use power claws much less ones with bolters

[storm jungle]

its not "the guard"

its a high ranking single general-ranking individual

[crystal forum]

im petting my cat rn you cannot drain my energy

[storm jungle]

Too late

consuming your entire happy vibes

✋

[nocturne jetty]

Space marines and Imperium 2 whole diffrent thing

They worship same god?

[storm jungle]

Space Marines are aliens

[arctic talon]

Space marines are part of the Imperium

They're different factions in Dawn of War for gameplay reasons

[crystal forum]

they're kinda right though

space marines do their own thing

[nocturne jetty]

Librarian and Psyker are 2 diffrent ranks

[arctic talon]

Librarians are psykers

[crystal forum]

psyker isn't a rank it's just something you're born as

[arctic talon]

^

[nocturne jetty]

Wild

[arctic talon]

Librarians are just psyker marines

[crystal forum]

who knows why they're called librarians

[arctic talon]

I mean we know why

they're record keepers

they're literal fucking librarians

[crystal forum]

why though

do psykers make good book readers

[arctic talon]

They deal with esoteric nonsense

As well as normal books

[nocturne jetty]

Psykers consume too much slannesh or tzenntch?

[arctic talon]

No

Not always

[solid horizon]

Psykers are mentally challenged

[crystal forum]

that's ogryns

[solid horizon]

Both

[crystal forum]

no u

[nocturne jetty]

Biggest Xeno threat

[solid horizon]

Ogryns are so dumb they are smart

[daring creek]

In what way like severely disturbed by the warp?

[nocturne jetty]

Missusing the Warp can lead to CHAOS?

[daring creek]

Space marines when the scawny twinks with spears are deployed:

[solid horizon]

Chaos is cool

You should totally join

[nocturne jetty]

They have alot of types of Deamons

[daring creek]

Hm

[arctic talon]

Yes

[nocturne jetty]

Bloodthirster and Deamon Prince

[crystal forum]

missus is indeed bloodthirsty

she must be stopped

[storm jungle]

Matt Daemon*

[nocturne jetty]

Horror Squad is Tzenntch deamon

[storm jungle]

they are cute little guys

[solid horizon]

Daemon Albarn

[daring creek]

Who is the most wholesme chaos legion :)

Oh fuck

[nocturne jetty]

I cant wait Khorne happen in DT

[daring creek]

Imagine if pyro vision was a thing in 40k

[nocturne jetty]

But thats far away

[daring creek]

IMAGINE

[solid horizon]

Idk I think they're all pathetic

I find even my own legion pathetic

[daring creek]

Whats ur legion

[solid horizon]

Iron Autists

[daring creek]

Interesting

[nocturne jetty]

Orc have funny rank names

[solid horizon]

At least it's better than being a spacechud

[nocturne jetty]

Nobz Squad

Tau for me is a SUPER strange race

[storm jungle]

they just wanna eat your balls

hand em over

[nocturne jetty]

Might still stick with Space Marine or Eldar

[daring creek]

What happens if Kroot drink baja blast

[vagrant fox]

die

[storm jungle]

The same thing that happens to everything else

Explosion.

[nocturne jetty]

Im scared of Imperium Vehicles

[daring creek]

Now that I think about it

[dapper gyro]

Sound like some good stuff, where can I get a bottle?

[vagrant fox]

Eldar is very sensible

[daring creek]

How careful exactly do they need to be

[nocturne jetty]

AVATAR OF KHAINE

[daring creek]

Like eat a banana and turn yellow

[nocturne jetty]

Havent tryed the Dark Eldar

[vagrant fox]

it has been cool two times but man does it aura farm

[nocturne jetty]

Dark Eldar and Chaos are (Very friendly factions to eachother)

[sacred ginkgo]

Avatar on khaine on its way to aura farm and then get barrel stuffed by the protagonist and die

[nocturne jetty]

[crystal forum]

tau are cool but only because they have humans

[nocturne jetty]

Tau feels for me a Banana advanced race

[vagrant fox]

They're evil rivals

[solid horizon]

[Hazardous]

[lament shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450641281585250306/1249544832968429658/image0.gif

[tough haven]

False

[median star]

@storm jungle

[tough haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347598466404319244/1471262561520320563/HA148pcbMAEaDy1.png?ex=698e4b89&is=698cfa09&hm=a0d0bb4af77eeddf552f3056cb173add8d0f926ee2c05fa2cf3759a62d318aaa&

[storm jungle]

LMAO

yoink

[tough haven]

They really wanna feel like they aren’t the bad guys

Chuds when they have to understand that both sides of a conflict may be evil

[storm jungle]

yeah i hate that stupid ass post

super earth also literally melts people lol

[daring creek]

I thought the bot take over was like

A psyop

[storm jungle]

They do have meat-blenders yea

its just a very lazy "SEE THEY ARE MORE EVIL" deflect people use lol

super earth literally has a warcrime list longer than the entire nazi germany wiki page

[tough haven]

People just wanna be the based master debater for [insert evil faction]

[tough haven]

Gods I hate these people

[storm jungle]

YEP.

legit just obnoxious

[solid horizon]

Charlie Kirk

[tough haven]

This is the same guy that moyai reacts anything that depicts anything not white and heteronormative

God Forbid you post anything mentioning the LGBTQ+ community or women

[solid horizon]

Average fallout player

[crystal forum]

i love the new bots so fucking much

[tough haven]

Same

[crystal forum]

genuinely amazing unit design

can we now please delete war striders

[vagrant fox]

no

It's fun being a terrorist on cyberstan and the war striders are my crucifix

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-cyborgs-terminids-illuminate-automatons-gif-17331970437140249394

[crystal forum]

i love headshotting these fuckers

however

they are way too accurate man

[spring cairn]

that's good

respecz the los

[crystal forum]

cover is a dead mechanic

[storm jungle]

good

die more

[crystal forum]

too many explosions

[storm jungle]

we need Cyborgs to win

you are our strongest supporter Jay

[crystal forum]

im a bot supporter

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

long live robot socialism

cyborgs win the aura war

[outer wave]

We are borg supporters here

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/automaton-cyberstan-chad-giga-chad-gigachad-gif-16484288196551706927

god i cannot imagine how dogshit talking about anything in the HD2 server must be

"ERM FACE THE WALL"

lol

[crystal forum]

robots just look cute to me mow

look at them next to cyborgs

they're lil guys

[outer wave]

Yes democracy officer, this post here

Hahaha hehehe hohohohoh

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kill-the-rot

[storm jungle]

*boyfriends

[crystal forum]

even devastators look small

it's adorable

they love their cyborg aura farmers

also chainsaw bots going sonic speed when under cyborg area