40k-lore-chat

[sacred ginkgo]

Have they been on screen ever

[arctic talon]

no

unless you count the maybe in helldivers 1 art

[sacred ginkgo]

Good enough if you can find it

[arctic talon]

its dif from the probably a super destroyer ship from the loading screens

[plush mason]

wonder if we will ever seen them

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably not

Unless they make boarding actions vs bots ala bug caves

[daring creek]

remembering why i dont play helldivers 2 anymore

rlly boring without the new war bonds

and dont like dying 100 times so

[outer wave]

Getting some leverage on the farming shit for SC helped my will to play

Warbond points are now my issue

[arctic talon]

ngl

a lot of the strong stuff is still old as hell lol

[outer wave]

Yeah

Seems most of the meta bonds are still stuff like Detonating and such

[spring cairn]

yeah but

they have broadsides

hard to see in the render

but they have guns all over the sides

[arctic talon]

broadsides suck in how they're laid out in space rn

which is in lines

unless they wana broadside each other

💀

[spring cairn]

ah who had not thought this thru

[tough haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/135396763564638208/1470944724851363943/RDT_20260210_1821064797466892981506168.jpg?ex=698d2387&is=698bd207&hm=08047f0dc5e8920f89a867bbba2d946db6ec7f042f970fe57b415a24d8928218&

[tough haven]

So what’s best? Front facing weaponry? Pintle?

[arctic talon]

front facing + covering yourself in a bunch of pintles

lol

if we wana go hard sci fi

just launch a rock or a bunch of shrapnel at mach fuck at them

and just let physics do the work

[tough haven]

HOLY FUCK

TREBUCHETS COME BACK

history is a flat circle

[heady rivet]

Bet the new construction on the left side is expedition to a Genestealer-infested hive

Extraction shooter or something

[nocturne crest]

I know it's unlikely, but do you think they could give us like weaponry like this in Darktide?

[arctic talon]

hard sci fi is so smart it loops back around into chucking rock and metal

Missiles make heat in space so they just get shot down by some sort of ship board defense, missiles would ideally be best but they're too easy to mess with using E warfare andjust shooting them down(in theory)

Because of this the best solution is grug accelerate a bunch of tiny metal shards or multiple big rocks as fast as possible into other target

[nocturne crest]

Like, your zealot wants a literally hand cannon.

[arctic talon]

and then physics obliterates it

[arctic talon]

unlikely to have a weapon that physically replaces our arm

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[tough haven]

I love it, so smart it loops back to being stupid over the top sci fi bullshit

[arctic talon]

Yep LOL

depends on how "hard" you want to make it

[tough haven]

I like all the interesting weapon designs in starsector

[arctic talon]

so a lot of people end up with missiles/solid projectile acceleration together

bcs missiles are cool

lol

but unfortunately sir isaac newton is the deadliest motherfucker alive in space

so go my rock

[tough haven]

Like torpedos that don’t actually fly into the enemy, but they fly into an optimal position to fire a huge blast of nuclear energy as a beam into the target

[arctic talon]

Starsector has fun weapons

[tough haven]

It’s described as “the feint and riposte to point defense combat”

I love those torpedos

Not as much damage, but consistent and difficult to avoid

[arctic talon]

hard sci fi is also stupid bcs they do things like fight over long distances

LAME/j

Hours of nothing in space combat and then a few seconds of something

lol

[tough haven]

I love setting those up as a trap to add pressure while I send lots of fighters, bombers and two stage shrapnel missiles to wear down their shields and breach armor

[arctic talon]

Honestly

Star Sector is great

they could sell it for way more then it costs

tbh

[tough haven]

It’s just trying to overwhelm them with so much bullshit

[tough haven]

Considering I got it for free, I agree

Now that I have it

Battlefleet gothic seems so much less fun

Cause starsector just does fleet combat better

[nocturne crest]

Good old Rods from God.

IIRC, I think there is a book where a rebellion on the moon throw rocks at Earth until they recommend their independence.

[jade holly]

Isaac Newton when I go back in time and drop a cinder block on him instead of an apple

[opaque coyote]

You teleport to the future

Apparently the apple activated something in his brain so a cinder block multiplied the effect

And now everything is more advanced

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

[paper haven]

In this future, all idioms involving apples have been replaced with cinder blocks.

[tough haven]

Anyone see the trailer for project hail mary movie?

I loved the book

disappointed that they revealed that aliens exist in the TRAILER

thats a huge reveal halfway through the book

way to ruin any mystery

[opaque coyote]

Probably to try to market the movie

Because marketers love spoilers if they think it'll get more people watching

...because fuck you ig

System Shock 2 is another example

SHODAN's reveal was supposed to be a surprise

... she's everywhere in the marketing

[jade holly]

The cinder block doesn’t fall far from the construction site

All of Johnathan Young’s songs for Warhammer have been absolute bangers

[tough haven]

Exactly

I need more

I hunger for any scrap of xenos content

[jade holly]

Fuck I’ve been going down music memory lane for me

So good listening to Slipknot again

So many bangers

All Out Life’s gotta be my favorite

[daring creek]

If you guys could like

Augment yourselves in whatever matter

What would u get

[arctic talon]

better lungs

or brain

actually how much am I allowed to get

lol

[tough haven]

Honestly probably none because surgery scares me

Unless I like lose function of a body part

Im more the magos biologis type

[nocturne crest]

Dreadnought.

[nocturne crest]

Alternatively, better brains

[fervent geode]

Biotransference like Szeras,
(so no moments where im like fuck why am i not breathing or where is my nose)

[arctic talon]

Bcs if there’s no issues and they’re just better

I’d gladly agree to carve out organs and replace them

lol

[daring creek]

whatever

Have fun with it

get a tail

change how you look

[queen laurel]

Warjack body like Alexander Karchev, The Terrible

[hollow lantern]

Unironically I'd take a gemini

Feels the most practical

I probably could not fly on a plane ever again tho

[lament shoal]

Always thought the projectile launch system from cyberpunk was cool

[queen laurel]

It is but like I'm afraid every time I go to the mall just to shop they would have to confiscate my left arm

But then again I chose the body of a giant steam engine so who am I to care

[languid meadow]

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The Borg inside the Vox Engine after I throw 5 bricks of C4 on it

Quoting The Odd Tank Poster (@KrypTanko)
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Trying to explain to someone who is chronically online on how cyberpsychosis is not problematic

And how it's based on like real fucking medical issues people face

[dapper gyro]

Stimulant regulator, so my brain doesn't get weird signals.

[arctic talon]

Cyberpsychosis is literally just irl mental breakdowns exasperated by cybernetics

lol

[gilded tinsel]

Bro knows BALL

just go the extra step and get a Dragoon

[arctic talon]

bruh that thing is HUGE Lol

Gemini is human sized and you look human lol

[radiant lance]

I am the person who takes the arc dog into super helldive
1-3 teamkills is definitely worth 400 kills

I also smoke the entire battlefield lol

[vital ginkgo]

Do any factions exist that humanity could join that would give the species a greater chance at survival?

[outer wave]

Tau, probably

[daring creek]

The Tau

They have a religious doctrine thats against tossing soldiers into the meat grinder directly

[outer wave]

And maybe Eldar, but they're likely not really on negotiating terms? I dunno them very well though

[daring creek]

making them prefer long ranged combat

Oh and craft worlds

If you somehow get on good terms well enough

you can possibly live there forever

[celest dome]

Eldar aren't really interested in working long term alongside some other species, Tau on the other hand could.

[daring creek]

they gonna castrate and brainwash ya first tho

[outer wave]

Im pretty sure the castration thing is non canon

It was only implied in DoW 1

And alot of details in that game are iffy

[daring creek]

[outer wave]

Brainwashing is still on the table

[daring creek]

Yeah but it ain't the same

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-gif-9398984413176059659

[celest dome]

Tbf, the Imperium also does a lot of mind conditioning

[outer wave]

https://tenor.com/view/spoken-for-teto-flavor-foley-gif-10194582798921072887

The tau officer after accidentally castrating my balls off

[daring creek]

This is the type of brain washing I want

THIS is the ideal future

[outer wave]

Yeah, between propaganda and whatever the fuck they do to Evesors

[eager agate]

What's the "worst" thing about the Tau?

Morally speaking

[celest dome]

Classicism ?

[outer wave]

They treat non-Tau as second class citizens

They got a caste system

[daring creek]

Well

[celest dome]

CIA style operations

[daring creek]

compared to the imperium

[eager agate]

Hm

[daring creek]

theyre a safe haven

[outer wave]

They got Ethereal brainwashing pheromones(?)

[eager agate]

What happens if a Tau citizen shows promise in one field but isn't born into that caste

Ignored?

[daring creek]

Also I feel Tau lore is really hastily written to shoe horn them in

[outer wave]

Probably ignored yeah

[celest dome]

Probably

[eager agate]

Damn

[celest dome]

"Know your place" and all thst

[lofty mason]

How much would the war status of the Imperium changed if none of the Primarch rebelled, and worked together?

[outer wave]

Definitely

[eager agate]

Tau kinda remind me of Protoss just from what I'm hearing

[daring creek]

Like civilization less than uh 10k years old going from fire and sticks to space travel

[shadow plover]

Chaos would've found another way in, the Emperor's plan was doomed the moment he utilized the warp in his schemes

[outer wave]

I think its fine

They got stuck in a warp storm after all

[daring creek]

Oh did they

[outer wave]

Time gets fucky with that

Yeah

[daring creek]

interesting

[outer wave]

The tau were seen once as blue cave men, were ignored, then a warp storm went across that system and after, they came out as we know them

[daring creek]

and they flicker real faintly in the warp yes? Warp entities don't particularly like xenos yeah?

[celest dome]

It would be an even more repressive state, but much more stable and less at war, as the biggest Chaos armies are from the CSM, which in turned, went to Chsos due to the Primarch for the most part.

[daring creek]

Say, have chaos and the tau interacted? Or chaos vs orks

[outer wave]

Yeah and yeah

[daring creek]

I see

[radiant lance]

Khorne loves the Orkz

[daring creek]

I think I just saw lightning

Its gonna snow tonight

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

Orks generally don't mind chaos

Some even find em fun

I think you can guess what's the most fun guys for them to fight

Hint: red

As for Chaos and T'au.

Generally, T'au marked them on their "KoS" list

But they don't really have to deal with corruption due to them not being that psychically linked (yet)

I think DoW1 even had them be unable to hear Eliphias yapping

[dapper gyro]

Chaos ork back when?

[opaque coyote]

With him only coming out as static on their end

Which is funny as fuck because Eliphias still yaps while the Etheral is like

"Why is there this loud static?"

Eliphias still continues yaps to them even though he knows they literally can't hear him

[hollow lantern]

If i went for something obvious itd be am eclipse tbh

[vagrant fox]

Tau just have a weak warp signature, daemons love a little eldar snack

[hollow lantern]

They like the psychic ones

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1471062851794894899/RDT_20260211_0938246506546600153475904.jpg?ex=698d918a&is=698c400a&hm=0cb5eddc7677253703dabe82d2e97b2dfe116b4df5b78d80ce664c86115b8810&

What did beasterman mean by this

[storm jungle]

BRO

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GONNA DO IN THERE

[vagrant fox]

Puppetry perhaps 🙂

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

is he slowly being influenced by Liliya

[storm jungle]

Liliya has us all acting unwise to be fair

https://klipy.com/gifs/plink-nerd-2

[vagrant fox]

Yes, reagents too

People are getting freaky with it

[storm jungle]

cant wait for Gaming Harry's coverage of this

love that guy's explanation vids, the Trials one are the best

[vagrant fox]

I don't know who that is
Can't wait to go home and throw some bricks at Liliya though

[storm jungle]

B R U H

[vagrant fox]

It's not romance unless both sides get injured

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/@GamingHarryYT/videos

[celest cedar]

the deep dives and referencing the irl events that happened within the same timeframe of the game really helps in makign sense of the mindset of the characters at that point in time

[storm jungle]

Yeah its why i really like his vids

hes like Luetin but not an annoying yapper

i also appreciate how he explains EVERYTHING

he has a really great voice for this stuff lol

[vagrant fox]

Half croc indeimaus thumbnail

[storm jungle]

Getting freaky with it

[celest cedar]

Liliya's backstory is really metal all things considered

killing nazis at a young age

[storm jungle]

Lil bro-gal has been taking ass and names for awhile

also somehow grew her tongue back

cant wait for the Outlast writers to explain that as some IRL phenomena ive never heard of before but is somehow totally legit

😭

[celest cedar]

could also be just an exaggeration

like she did was captured but they never cut out her tongue

but the idea that they did adds up to the legend

[storm jungle]

Yeah id believe it because shes a total freak

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/M_e0bSJ7dOc

the motion capture actress mustve had a field day

[storm jungle]

BRUH

marionette-slavic propaganda goes crazy

[celest cedar]

I will fall into the propaganda

Im going to lose a hand, leg and an eye

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Sorry I took them

Too fun to rotate

[raven stone]

Morning

[vagrant fox]

New guy at work and I'm pretty sure he shit himself day 1

and my jaw is locked

Today is coming up Millhouse

[raven stone]

Meanwhile I am drowning in deadlines

[daring creek]

LOL

[daring creek]

How do you know

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373014708617220167/1464628955561726054/caption.gif

silver my beloved

[plush mason]

wish i had people to play outlast trials with it, its fun but clearly made with group play in mind more than solo

[daring creek]

<@&735928989146939404>

[vagrant fox]

Someone abaddon the despoilered the bathroom sink and he has a certain smell

[rocky gale]

Corsair rules looking peak

This strat could be so BM

[vagrant fox]

Yriel looked zesty

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ly4zdcav/new-maelstrom-detachments-snub-the-dark-gods-and-booby-trap-objectives-for-fun/

[crystal forum]

heheheh booby

[vagrant fox]

I thought you were gay

[crystal forum]

no i'm straight

straight up fruity

[vagrant fox]

Corny enough to be a +2

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cali7-gif-9637990

[crystal forum]

those flippers look like plastic

[vagrant fox]

Left one showing off and the right one is looking away

Classic

[late verge]

Zealot coded

[plush mason]

yeah blue footed boobies dont look real

also why the fuck do so many bird names sound horny as fuck?

https://tenor.com/view/morning-birds-good-goodmorning-flowers-gif-27085269

like why are these called tits

[shadow plover]

Because they're bouncy

[plush mason]

i can only assume its a case of them being named in like the 1800s and the words had a very different association back then

[shadow plover]

cannot be

[plush mason]

or the dudes that named them where hella horny

[plush mason]

i mean, Jay use to literally mean idiot in the 19/early 20th centuries

thats why its called jaywalking

[shadow plover]

I was being sarcastic

[late verge]

Maybe its because theyre unimpressive and small

[shadow plover]

Mean!

[paper haven]

What's up, rejects?

[hallow saddle]

cant wait to run my creations of bile in that renegade detachment

and get some of the new raiders

bloody sick

[rocky gale]

Explain the Great Tit then

[raven stone]

Lol

[raven stone]

Suffering through the work week...

[paper haven]

Great tit.

[crisp heath]

Can anyone correct me if I'm wrong but the space marine 2 terminator enemies are using Tartaros Terminator pattern, right?

[vagrant fox]

afaik yes

[rocky gale]

I'm reading Awakenings but god it's so dull and it's doing the Abnett thing of using stupid words like "myopically" to seem smart

[vagrant fox]

very... myopic of you

[rocky gale]

I'll myopic your face

[crisp heath]

So I could take the way they stride around the map and their attack patterns as a example "bursts of high speed" Tartaros have in lore?

[rocky gale]

It also feels like the author is just assuming you read the comics instead of explaining things

[rose thorn]

I feel like insane people entering the sciences either go into anthropology (if they are racist) or some branch of zoology

Every perosn I’ve seen with anthropology in their bio on Twitter has been racist as shit

[storm jungle]

Reminder that this is the same man who used the ancient egyptian world for lapis lazuli hysb-iryt to describe blue lightning

Hes so far up his own ass sometimes its crazy lmao

[rose thorn]

Holy peak

[storm jungle]

I thought i was having a stroke reading it LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Between gameplay contrivances and rubricae being slow(until they aren't) it's a bit weird, but shure

I doubt Abnett even knows how to pronounce that, what a weird word to pull out

[crisp heath]

Well I could see them being faster by lore standards but looking slower in gameplay due to balancing and also an excuse that we are space marines with plot armor so we can keep up

Writing my OC and making her acquire terminator armor and wanted a good example in speed tartaros has

[late verge]

Thats a chickadee

[rose thorn]

Do you think space wolves will have good lore one they get ther primarch lik DA….

[heady rivet]

Leman Russ is gone forever, prepare for the Khan

https://tenor.com/view/mongolian-gif-24685364

[crisp heath]

Acting as if Russ isnt returning right after the Khan or Dorn

Smh

I think Vulkan might be the last loyalist primarch to come back
I can see Khan and Dorn coming back right after the Lion and all of em finding a way to bring back Vulkan

[vagrant fox]

I don't really remember tartaros much, last I reckoned it was a bit slower than just wearing normal power armour but not much. Then again I remembered MK3 power armour being better armoured at the cost of mobility and that's apparently changed

[heady rivet]

Russ is gone forever he's on a farm now

He's got a lot of space to run

And play

[crisp heath]

From what I gathered the most advanced terminator armor
Same durability, extremely mobile, STC required to make it lost

Pretty much the goat of all terminator patterns

[crisp heath]

Watch him come back fat and bearded wielding a hammer instead of an axe

[late verge]

I hope he comes back wearing a thong

[crisp heath]

You think space wolfs use clothes...?

[celest dome]

Tbh, he is more likely than either of

As the next one

[crisp heath]

Me think next one is either Khan, Dorn or Russ

[celest dome]

He has the Emperor's Spear, so might instead be themed around Odin.

[late verge]

So true

[crisp heath]

Oh he's gonna lose his eye, isn't he?

https://tenor.com/view/american-dad-roger-smith-clown-its-roger-its-roger-isnt-it-gif-17783426852378864017

[celest dome]

Not that we know of yet

But might.

Might give him a new perspective

[crisp heath]

He's gonna unlock some warp power hidden in him and come back to confront Magnus and lose his eye in the process, just watch

[fervent geode]

iirc he doesn't have the Dionysian Spear rn

[hallow saddle]

ughhh i want the mk iv armor and tartaros rescale so bad

[fervent geode]

Its with the chapter

[storm jungle]

They did the Odin eye thing with Magnus already

he'll get some another generic superhero gimmick

[fervent geode]

He left with his sword Mjalnar and Axe Helwintr

Maybe Loki for him

[heady rivet]

Leman loses the eye on the other side

[storm jungle]

👎

[fervent geode]

iirc Loki uses a sword in norse mythology (lævasteinn) maybe thats a Mjalnar equivalent

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/george-lucas-its-like-poetry

[vagrant fox]

He named his sword after a hammer?

[rocky gale]

It's not even, it's George Mann doing his best Abnett impression

[storm jungle]

Eh potato-potatoh

[crisp heath]

Dann

Damn

[raven stone]

Iron Warriors campaign stuff dropping next week apparently

[paper haven]

When you run out of earth cultures to copy so you just reuse them

[storm jungle]

Slop begets slop

[crisp heath]

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-meme-ai-gif-11963374429514166959

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/nocontextmemes/status/2021381437824389261

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

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[languid meadow]

Probably Monday with the final reveal

[rose thorn]

id genuinely prefer if they reveal guard stuff now, as the teaser implied guard vs ironwarriors

i say as a GSC player

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-killed-died-violence-eliminated-gif-647110645955357791

[rose thorn]

i pray but i know its not true

i see a poor bastard infront of me doing physics homeowrk in cell bio class

[jolly summit]

They're not gonna get rid of Leman Russ when there's more furries than ever nowadays

[rose thorn]

I forgot they posted this on warcom until I just saw a 8 paragraph long post talking about how diversity is ruining 40K

[storm jungle]

LOL

[storm jungle]

?????

Bro just say you are racist

lol

[rose thorn]

LMAO yeah

The said “what’s next, black tau? Black orks?”

[storm jungle]

I love how people say that shit when GW only does it to factions that make sense

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

Yeah

[raven stone]

Those fucktards really don't understand the concept of "people can paint miniatures however they like"

[raven stone]

You wanna troll them with Ork minis sprayed with Chaos Black paint primer 🤣🤣🤣?

[solid horizon]

Chaos black lets gooooo

Before I was fully settled on dark mech I actually wanted to get orks and paint them with more or less light/dark greenskin

[hollow lantern]

I am willing to bet this person has objectively zero stake in Eldar either

[rose thorn]

INVEST IN ELDAR COIN

[hollow lantern]

Very unfortunate spelling error

[storm jungle]

i was gonna say yeah lol

chainsword pfp

chainsword name

totally not another imperium stan fascist

[hollow lantern]

I really need to actually grab that Eldar KT soon

I did not want to contend with the foot of snow outside

[wintry cloud]

Wait we got black eldar now?

Lets go

[wintry cloud]

Please i need the link maggie

[storm jungle]

They always existed but people act like its a "new = bad" thing 😩

[wintry cloud]

Im assuming like every faction they probably have multiple suns etc etc

So yeah darker skin

[hollow lantern]

They even got dark and light skinned orks

They're just yk, green

[outer wave]

This is so fucking dumb

[wintry cloud]

https://x.com/chainsword40k/status/2021033109731356895?s=46

Chainsword (@Chainsword40k)

Why paint Eldar with bronze skin? Is he covered in mud? Did he paint his face? Oh right, it’s another attempt to push diversity where it doesn’t make any sense.

Biologically, Eldar are not subject to the same evolutionary paths as humans. They were a deliberately created

X · Feb 10, 2026, 1:26 AM

Found

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zivixehm/bring-your-own-warlords-to-life-with-custom-character-rules-in-the-maelstrom-crucible-of-champions/

[hollow lantern]

Wait till that guy finds out trans eldar exist

[wintry cloud]

Mag this is the WRONG link hun

[outer wave]

He'll complain and bitch, then continue engaging with the hobby anyway

[rose thorn]

Thoguht you wanted a link to the black eldar

[wintry cloud]

Oh

Nah i like seeing chuds mald

[storm jungle]

"Biologically, Eldar are not subject to the same evolutionary paths as humans. They were a deliberately created"

ARE YOU TELLING ME ELDRITCH SPACE FROGS ARE RACIST?

https://klipy.com/gifs/doakes-bar

VERY curious.....

[outer wave]

This also falls apart because evolutionary pressures or just general generational time could cause a gradual increase in melanin

[storm jungle]

and like, you know

[outer wave]

Least I assume it works like any other evolutionary trait

[storm jungle]

ITS SPACE ELVES

THIS IS A SETTING WITH ORKS IN IT

🥀

[wintry cloud]

Dudes when a magical bird warps time and space, controls fate, alters reality, can be in the past and the future at the same time.

“Cool”

Dudes when an elf has brown skin:

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

genuinely hilarious

[outer wave]

Tzeentch magic made people of colour.....

[storm jungle]

Tzeentch? More like uhhh

Wokentch

[outer wave]

He'd be darkwoke

[crisp heath]

Racism/homophobia is mental illness

They look at a media which has reality warping magic and yet go bonkers when the fictional character is queer or has a different skin color than them

[solid horizon]

What about MTG black Aragorn

[crisp heath]

What about it

[solid horizon]

Good question

[storm jungle]

Man i had completely forgotten about that lol

why do you have to remind me

[solid horizon]

Because I am here to remind you of horrible stuff

For I am john chaos android

[storm jungle]

[raven stone]

Oh THAT mess

People pissing their pants over card art

[crisp heath]

I hate how racism is so normalized now
Saw a funny meme about the new Space Wolf head coming to space marine
First comment I see, THE MOST LIKED ONE BTW is just the unfunny repeated "we wuz space wulfs"

[raven stone]

They can't imagine themselves as Aragorn oh fucking no

[solid horizon]

I have no trouble with skin color change in fiction usually but I don't agree with black aragorn

[raven stone]

Whatever can they do with their poor lives now

Whilst the world's microscopic violin plays in the background

[wintry cloud]

I know exactly what image you’re talking about lmao

It made me sick to my stomach

[solid horizon]

Tho I liked native american Aragorn from the bakshi movie, it gave him a very conan vibe

[storm jungle]

my bronze skinned kings

💪

[solid horizon]

ebony

[storm jungle]

That one was peak but its hard to beat the """"female""""" heads one imo

literally making a anthill out of NOTHING

like, what is wrong with people holy shit man

[wintry cloud]

Why do you have receipts 😭

You got em lined up

[storm jungle]

Because its funny

[wintry cloud]

Pure gold

[storm jungle]

tho its mostly to show people how ridiculously braindead this fandom is

like-

half of this chart is just racism

LMAO

[solid horizon]

Imperial Astartes chuds would probably love IRL black legion

[storm jungle]

😭

[solid horizon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legion_(political_movement)

Me when Abbadon the despoiler or idk I didn't watch the show

[storm jungle]

average Space K*ng "homebrew"

[crisp heath]

Hopefully this

[wintry cloud]

I really wanted to watch space king but it became a symbol for hate

So i hate it

[solid horizon]

People are too stupid to see the satire I suppose

[wintry cloud]

Well the community atleast

Not the show

[storm jungle]

Tbh you can watch it, its more that its kinda... okay i guess?

its fine if you love random "haha explosion death violence" stuff lol

[crisp heath]

Pretty sure the guys who make it are also chuds

So

Yeah

[storm jungle]

it kinda feels very Rick and Morty but with like even less substance

[wintry cloud]

If its mid then screw it

Ill just finish The Amazing digital circus

[storm jungle]

They are. They just hide it.

[wintry cloud]

Im no longer interested

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crisp heath]

Yeah which is unfortunate because they're friends with Wendigoon and it makes me nervous I like a youtuber who hides the fact he's also a chud

[solid horizon]

Theres only four episodes tbh

[rocky gale]

It's like yea watch and enjoy it if you want idk, but when you're basing your entire online persona around it.... sus

[storm jungle]

Wendigoon is also pretty weird

i always felt something off about him, Doakes style

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-42

[storm jungle]

Four episodes and the internet is gripped by it

so unfortunately the number doesnt mean much 💀

[solid horizon]

My younger brother loved space king

He plays blood angels

[storm jungle]

"loved", what did you do to him....

[crisp heath]

"Female space marines"

looks inside
asian

[storm jungle]

Literally getting mad over toy heads btw

like

??????

[fervent geode]

I am a female space marine now (asian)

[rocky gale]

Congrats

[crisp heath]

Yeah this is how I'm with him
Still love the dude, binge watch his stuff
But if he's a chud I'm out
He looks left leaning tho

[fervent geode]

Thanks i never knew i was

[solid horizon]

Who cares if cuteodes is lady or gent

As long as I can see their bodies laying o the battlefield

[storm jungle]

I remember asking my trans friend why they hated him and I THINK it was something regarding his religious views being homophobic

im trying to remember, it was awhile ago

[crisp heath]

Kill all chuds

[storm jungle]

🫡

[wintry cloud]

I actually dont understand

If you’re a straight male right

What is your issue with women

[fervent geode]

Total chud destruction

[wintry cloud]

You LIKE them

[crisp heath]

Oh no

[storm jungle]

Again i cant quite remember but i was like "hmmm"

[solid horizon]

Rad bombardment on chuds

[fervent geode]

Daemon possession of chuds

[crisp heath]

Poor daemon

[solid horizon]

Force them to leave their deployment zone (home) to go capture strat points (grass)

[crisp heath]

Having to take over a chuds body

[fervent geode]

He want to eat the soul but died of hungry

[crisp heath]

Thats more of a punishment for the poor empyroc creature

[solid horizon]

Chud penitent engine

Absolute chud flaying

[crisp heath]

Daemon if they tried to possess Trump or Biden:

[fervent geode]

Best use of chud 100%

[wintry cloud]

Trump would be so powerful hed supress the demon

[fervent geode]

Its its... EMPTY?

[rocky gale]

A lot of straight guys hate women, they're just attracted to them.

[wintry cloud]

And use the demon for power

[crisp heath]

Call the Night Lords on the chuds
Absolute chud flaying

[fervent geode]

Nah its just uh big empty

[wintry cloud]

This is a good point actually

I forgot about the objectification thing

[fervent geode]

The daemon would just die

[solid horizon]

Today I accidentally cut my finger with box cutter and used my blood as technical for my flayed ones. We should do the same with chuds but not accidentally

[storm jungle]

^

this itself is a deep topic

[wintry cloud]

Yeah

[jade holly]

Seraptek

[storm jungle]

Men want to be cared for and "mothered" by women

[fervent geode]

Basically they see them as things

[storm jungle]

but they also dont want them to like have anything lol

its all ingrained patriarchy shit mostly

[solid horizon]

Eww mothering

[crisp heath]

be me, 1000000yr old daemon
go into the material realm, feeling mischievous
try to possess head of government
smh no soul, die of hunger and get sent back to warp

[wintry cloud]

Yeah they dont want them to be independent or have strong roles where they can take the mantle

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly

again its a whole thing

[fervent geode]

Which is insane like blud they are literally u but with diff organs

[storm jungle]

Female custodes are bad because its transhuman women in a position of power especially over Astartes as Custodians are superior to them in every way.

[solid horizon]

Id love to follow the discussion but alas

[fervent geode]

I pity them lmfao

[storm jungle]

it ruins the "fantasy" for them.

[solid horizon]

I have the dishes to do

[fervent geode]

Having to enter joe and donny

[crisp heath]

It's actually mind boggling how much cis straight men actually fucking hate women

Like what do you mean you only see them as objects for your pleasure?

Its a whole another human being

[fervent geode]

NOOO MY ALLMAN CHUD SOLDIERS ARE OUTCLASSED BY A BANANAWOMEN

[storm jungle]

Literally lol

[fervent geode]

I MUST RAGE ON XITTER

[solid horizon]

Wait till we get Kirkinator daemon engine

[wintry cloud]

😭

[fervent geode]

Kirkfiler

[crisp heath]

They hate that a woman is in a position of power that they have no control over

[storm jungle]

Again its the hypocrisy of it.

Men want to be catered to by women but also hate them at teh same time. Like a woman's use is nothing beyond being fucked but also mothering men sometimes lol

[fervent geode]

Basically they want slaves

[rocky gale]

It's also why there's always a bigger issue made over trans women than trans men, because their inbuilt narrative is that men are better so of course a woman would want to become a man, but the other way challenges their inner narrative.

[storm jungle]

^

[crisp heath]

If I had one wish to made reality would be to kill all of these chuds

[solid horizon]

"Name one thing bad about Horus, define daemonette"

[storm jungle]

That would unfortunately need to go back as far as history has existed.

its a religious + societal thing we invented

and we just go along with it

[arctic talon]

Are we talking about misogyny 💀

Is it that time of the week

[wintry cloud]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yea but in general, not just warhammer lol

[fervent geode]

They want not to deal with these people but to have people forced to serve them in all ways, so these chuds have so little social skills or brains they resort to wanting fuxking slavery

[crisp heath]

Yeah unfortunately society is rooted in misogyny

Like how the word "pussy" now just means a coward

[arctic talon]

It’s kind of insane how it developed independently across the world near consistently

💀

[solid horizon]

When the actual truth is
One wants more pockets
The other wants to feel like a pretty princess

[fervent geode]

Including Red Corsairs or not including them

[storm jungle]

Yeah this essentially. They want to boast about how they bag chicks but also have a girl tell them they are a "good man" and "doing so well" etc.

[storm jungle]

Again religion + societal

a lady must act like a lady, yada yada

"a girl cant fight or be a soldier" etc etc

[solid horizon]

[Precision]

[storm jungle]

its just whatever lol

[fervent geode]

"Hah i have so many women and yet i ignore them all and i am so smexy", this tate gen is cooked vro

[jade holly]

Meanwhile I just want to be loved and support the woman I love back because I love her

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

Wholesome romantical necron moment

[vagrant fox]

if w*men are so clever why does liliya yell deeper every time i brick her in the head
doesn't even make sense

[hollow lantern]

Some people never watched Aliens idk

[fervent geode]

Necron speaking more fax then chud (its tuesday)

[crisp heath]

Andrew Tate is irrelevant now too
People moved on to Clavicular
Who's even more of a chud and actually a white supremacist
Who uses the word foid unironically

[fervent geode]

Basically he was like stage one

[crisp heath]

Yup

[fervent geode]

Imagine like diseases that progress

[solid horizon]

Tbh a necron missing his loved one from 65mil years ago would be neat

[fervent geode]

So now we have late stage syphilis

[storm jungle]

I love how half the symbolism of Alien is also men getting impregnated by xenomorphs 😭

[crisp heath]

He's also one of those guys who is into looksmaxxing and seems to be rotting alive with chemical abuse

[arctic talon]

Chestburster mpreg

[fervent geode]

Istg that happened before uhhh in a kasrkin book or something

[wintry cloud]

This is the way

[jade holly]

You mean like this?

[solid horizon]

I love my soulless metal skelly shells but heck I could enjoy a hopeless romantic overlord

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[crisp heath]

Aliens is... mpreg media...?

[storm jungle]

NOT RIVALS MPREG

[fervent geode]

Am so smexy "another 300 steroid shots and more vapes"

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/chestbuster-aliens-chest-buster-gif-15100290

Oh for ffs

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[solid horizon]

Tf you mean mpreg, my dad has this physique

[crisp heath]

He also seems to abuse meth as well

[storm jungle]

we DONT use our own product

https://klipy.com/gifs/walter-white-gb

[wintry cloud]

Why am i seeing this
Dont tell me this is official

[fervent geode]

Tbh id be surprised if most of these nutjobs werent on some kind of drug abuse

[storm jungle]

it is lmao

[jade holly]

It is…

[storm jungle]

sorry Mikeru

💀

[wintry cloud]

how

HOW

[jade holly]

The spawn is named Broodpool

[fervent geode]

THE POWER OF SCIENCE

[jade holly]

[plush mason]

yes it was literally from a nightmare the creator had

[crisp heath]

It's always either drugs or psyops getting paid by foreign countries to act like this

[arctic talon]

I’m happier not knowing about random ass misogynistic white supremacists online

[arctic talon]

Why not
Both

[crisp heath]

(I know I was making a joke)

[storm jungle]

Yeah instead you can know them in Warhammer WOOHOOOOO

[arctic talon]

I also hate knowing them in warhammer, kill em all

[solid horizon]

Andrew Tate is just your average spacemarine chud

[fervent geode]

It usually starts with genuine idiocy or some little chudling thoughts before falling into those but yeah 100%

[crisp heath]

flashbacks to Ethan Klein

[solid horizon]

What color is your rhino

[arctic talon]

Knew someone in high school who unironically liked Andrew Tate

Dude was a fucking loser

[fervent geode]

WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BANEBLADE

[arctic talon]

And racist

[crisp heath]

WHEEZED AT WORK FFS

[jade holly]

Space Marines when I point out the ironic fallacy of using abhumans for their army knowing full well the Votann are just Squats and yet they call them Xenos

[arctic talon]

I’m not sure why that sort of content attracts those sort of people

[plush mason]

the chuds are truly a plague, they infect anything they can

[fervent geode]

Same, he got addicted to vapes and his girlfriend left him after a week of him becoming a "alpha" or some shit

[arctic talon]

LOL

[crisp heath]

They need something or someone that makes them feel better about themselves while also making 0 improvements

They're bitter and unloved and feel like they aren't the ones in the wrong

[rose thorn]

Holy shit Microsoft Teams is utter dogshit lmao

[arctic talon]

Ngl if I ever spouted any of that shit I think my mother would have beaten me until I couldn’t move

lol

[crisp heath]

They feel like the people around them need to change, not them

[crisp heath]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

Runs in the family

[jade holly]

I grew up religious and the most important lesson hammered into my mind was always “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. No room for being an asshole to others

[fervent geode]

Basically i cant be wrong i dont gotta change the WORLD sucks, its WOMAN fault i smell i like shite and have no social skills

[solid horizon]

Andrew Tate is ugly therefore I don't listen to him

[plush mason]

good women

[fervent geode]

Same

[arctic talon]

She used to beat her students when she was teaching music in Japan

💀

I wouldn’t call her a good woman necessarily

[fervent geode]

Ah

[arctic talon]

Just the era she was raised in

LOL

[crisp heath]

Knew a guy who liked the brazilian version of Tate
Then they found out the guy was a pedophile and went on a depression rampage
Never seen him again

[fervent geode]

RIP

[storm jungle]

"Squat" is a slur for them

[wintry cloud]

One of my best friends in rotc would always demean women

And it turned out that he Sa’d his ex girlfriend a month ago.

So we’re currently trying to send that man to court.

[arctic talon]

She never beat me though

[wintry cloud]

Its dark out here man

[arctic talon]

Bruh

💀

[wintry cloud]

The 40k satire aint funny anymore yknow

Its real

[fervent geode]

What a fucking ass

[arctic talon]

Only people who’ve beaten me before are my grandparents

lol

[fervent geode]

Hope he gets it in prison

[storm jungle]

Jesus christ

lol

[solid horizon]

So calling chaos squats is basically calling them chaos n word ?

[jade holly]

Furthering my point that there’s irony in them having Kin in the Militarum and yet calling the Votann xenos lol

[crisp heath]

Are there still squats in the Imperium or were they completely retconned from the IoM?

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[arctic talon]

There’s some, but not many

[fervent geode]

I think there are???

[storm jungle]

Well yeah they are pretty far removed.

[arctic talon]

They’re still tied to the LoV

[jade holly]

Yeah fair

[fervent geode]

In munda and at the golgothan crusade

[arctic talon]

Ironhead squats on munda as an example

[storm jungle]

Theres some, Kin outcast exist but they dont really have much to get out of Imperium territories.

[solid horizon]

No wonder why they built androids to kill mankind

[jade holly]

I’m just here to preach Pro Necron proganda let’s be honest

[arctic talon]

They don’t call themselves that

[plush mason]

if he goes he will, the pecking order is a thing and SA convicts are damn near the bottom

[arctic talon]

But yknow

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

even cut-off conclaves like the Ironhead Squats in Munda want nothing to do with Imperials

[fervent geode]

Good

[storm jungle]

unless its MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[fervent geode]

Ofc lmao

[crisp heath]

So basically they're in the hood and can't get out

[arctic talon]

A lot of people refuse to follow that bit unfortunately 💀

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

[arctic talon]

In every region that has it

[jade holly]

Johnathan Young’s newest 40K song is so good ngl

[storm jungle]

because Kin society is pretty good

[jade holly]

Heretic is such a banger

[arctic talon]

The ironhead squats want to be in the hood Tbf they’re trying prove a bet they made

[crisp heath]

"Shit, my squat we ain't making out of the hood with this one"

[arctic talon]

Like

[storm jungle]

in the Imperium a most a Kin can do is like setup shop and offer services while lying they are an abhuman and avoid being killed

[arctic talon]

A long time ago

lol

[fervent geode]

Kin society is better than whatever the hell goes on in the life of john hiver

Thats for sure

[arctic talon]

They got told they could never turn a profit on necromunda

[queen laurel]

So good in fact robots are actually treated with respect and they will even rest their lives for rescue missions for them

[jade holly]

Rock n stone and feed data to the big head

[arctic talon]

They’re trying to turn a profit on necromunda now

lol

[crisp heath]

Sounds fair

[arctic talon]

And they’re not leaving till they turn a profit

[fervent geode]

Munda rocks

[jade holly]

Munda also rocks

[crisp heath]

Necromunda fans try not to mention necromunda:

[fervent geode]

I meaaan they are abhuman legally speaking so uh its 100% legal sah

[jade holly]

Necromunda fans when I say that I love the Necrons too

[arctic talon]

Squats are relevant to munda

Smh

[crisp heath]

Abhuman till they have the resources to fight back

[fervent geode]

Ofc

[crisp heath]

What isn't relevant to munda?

[jade holly]

Cadia

[fervent geode]

John MF Grammaticus

[arctic talon]

Necrons, chaos space marines, the Horus heresy

[crisp heath]

Impossible...

[arctic talon]

Uhhh

Uhhhhhhhhh

[fervent geode]

Somehow he didnt

[crisp heath]

So the cool part

[fervent geode]

Titans and Knight Houses

[arctic talon]

I’m not counting necron xenotech in munda

Tbh

But if we want to sure

[crisp heath]

Counting or not counting necron tech violence

[arctic talon]

Titans fortunately/unfortunately get mentioned so not them

lol

[fervent geode]

Bruh

How

[arctic talon]

Ore production goes to forgeworld

[fervent geode]

Legio Escher

[crisp heath]

"Unfortunately"

[arctic talon]

Used to make stuff

Like titans

[crisp heath]

I am killing you

[arctic talon]

lol

[crisp heath]

With a rock

[arctic talon]

That’s the only mention

[fervent geode]

Ah

Uh

[arctic talon]

If you wana count it, but I’m going by mentions

[fervent geode]

Fine i guess munda got dem titanz

[arctic talon]

Necrons are never mentioned

[fervent geode]

Hmm, what about Hrud

[arctic talon]

But what else glows green, has weird hieroglyphs, is heavy as shit and disintegrates people

[arctic talon]

There’s a Hrud plasma gun

That you can buy

[fervent geode]

[arctic talon]

It’s a black market good

But there’s a Hurd gun

[fervent geode]

Well i guess its munda shouldve known

[arctic talon]

Hrud plasma fusil

[jade holly]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/Necron-Triarch-Praetorians-2020?srsltid=AfmBOopUMRcX0Wh2EidTRUHpkXUiLNIuDMMbrfpnLsDTv5J3SnXbg0l2

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/Necron-Lychguard-2020?srsltid=AfmBOopMIaQIGlc-ZaIyp37bza1xiZRNOOy3wNqmdt_9ahR5l9llJnsC

this is confusing lmao

Damn did I link it wrong?

[arctic talon]

Behold

Hrud gun

It kills shit good

[rose thorn]

Holy what kit is that from?

[arctic talon]

Necromunda black market

Sorry underhive market

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V7lSCbw9jlY?feature=share

i got killed by this fucking pod last night lol

[arctic talon]

Even in death the cyborgs still get W’s

@storm jungle did you see the unique rare cyborg death animation btw

[jade holly]

So the boxes that I need to look for if I want Lychgard and Deathmarks is Triarch Praetorians and Immortals

[arctic talon]

Yes

[jade holly]

I remember being told they were dual boxes but I couldn’t remember which models were named on the box

[arctic talon]

They’re a shared sprue yeah

Lychguard build into triarchs or Lychguard

Immortals build into deathmarks or immortals

[jade holly]

The box for Lychgards is Triarch Praetorians

[arctic talon]

GW sells the boxes with dif stuff on the front

But it’s the same box

[jade holly]

That can get confusing really fast

[arctic talon]

The box has dif art

On it

Normally

[storm jungle]

Its peak. I memed it this morning

[rocky gale]

Blast them in half, don't give them the chance

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Quiet down nazidiver

[arctic talon]

They still salute if they lose the arm

[arctic talon]

Gotta love fanaticism to the cause

Glory to Cyberstan

[storm jungle]

Free Cyberstan

🫡

[queen laurel]

it is genuinely funny how absolutely brutal and good super earth is at making enemies

[arctic talon]

I have only one complaint, I don’t think a bot drop should be allowed to have 5 fucking Vox engines in it on difficulty 8 lmao

I know that was like

Absurd levels of bad lucky probably

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh

the entire subreddit is melting down rn over the Vox Engine

so lmao

[arctic talon]

But I think I genuinely screamed in terror seeing it lmao

I think Vox engines are fine balance wise

Just a little common lol

On lower difficulties

[storm jungle]

"fine"

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

literally almost nothing hurts them

shoot this guy

[arctic talon]

Bastion kills them in 2 hits

lol

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[queen laurel]

aren't they Basically super armored artillery

[daring creek]

o7

[storm jungle]

o7

[daring creek]

Oh fuck

[storm jungle]

they are hunter-killer propaganda tanks

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

im 99% sure they are modelled after the ones in Terminator 2

[arctic talon]

They are

[vagrant fox]

and yet, they die when you kill them

[arctic talon]

They got the same body layout

[storm jungle]

Yeah im gonna kill you too

[queen laurel]

Damn

[celest dome]

89 days till next book of a series release

[vagrant fox]

I cant be killed that's impossible

[daring creek]

Doesn't it take 2 quasars to kill one or am I tweaking

[storm jungle]

Uh more than 2 believe me lol

[daring creek]

Either way they're really annoying

Don't like fighting them. Looks cool as hell but I don't like being tossed around like stir fry every minute

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed lol

legit cancer

[languid meadow]

ooo they added voicelines to the shipmaster

she no longer berates you for not getting enough samples if you have a maxed destroyer

[daring creek]

I did find the new tank p cool

Got to operate one twice

Twice? Once probably

[vagrant fox]

So far my main stragedy with the vox engines has just been to run away, it's a bother with randoms

[daring creek]

Yeah.

I think the problem with vox engines is like

You have almost no true place to hide, get your bearings or a moment to really breathe

[arctic talon]

4-5 quasars

[daring creek]

And that I'm pretty bad at the game

[daring creek]

Oh hell no

[arctic talon]

They’re def on the strong side rn

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-six-six-flags-commercial-old-man-dancing-we-like-to-party-gif-26505208

[arctic talon]

2 bastion shots, 1 OPS, 1 500 KG

[storm jungle]

you can even get shot under it because its shots phase through its body LMAO

[arctic talon]

Bastion is a life saver

Genuinely

It’s been my groups go to

[storm jungle]

Yeah for like 3m

[daring creek]

That's complete shit

[storm jungle]

ikr

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

its such a shit enemy stat-wise

[arctic talon]

Yeah the shots shouldn’t phase through it

lol

It’s dumb

I think they could make it die in 2-3 quasars

For how common it is

[storm jungle]

Anyway hold on ill get some posts from the subreddit, they are hilarious

[daring creek]

Reminded me why I stopped playing in the first place (I played difficulties i had no business playing)

[jade holly]

What game?

[daring creek]

Hd2

[jade holly]

Ah

Black Myth: Zhong Kui had a new trailer/teaser today

It was 6 minutes of cooking

And also it was them cooking

[daring creek]

I like that the enemy itself is very Anti Helldiver but it just is not fun

[arctic talon]

Zhong Kui is cool

[arctic talon]

It’s too tanky rn tbh

[daring creek]

Its a ragdoll fest

[arctic talon]

The fact it takes 4-5 quasars even to the weak spots is a little silly

[daring creek]

Deadass

Uh

[arctic talon]

That’s the war strider ngl

[arctic talon]

The vox engine will not let you ragdoll if it gets a good hit lol

[daring creek]

It takes 2 tank shots righ- wait I was thinking of the warstrider I took out with 2 quasars

Augh.

[jade holly]

I’m so happy Zhong Kui is getting the Black Myth treatment next

[queen laurel]

Jesus Christ is that supposed to be an armored column why are you fighting like 5 of them

[storm jungle]

smoothbrain

[jade holly]

I really wanna see what Niu Mowang (the Bull Demon King), Xing Tian or Ao Kuang look like in the Black Myth universe

[daring creek]

I swear I managed to kill one with a tank

Im positive

[storm jungle]

They take 3 tank shots

[jade holly]

POV: you’re facing Soulforged Warpack on tabletop

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

What is this person on about

[arctic talon]

It’s 2 tank shots

From the bastion

I’m not sure if you can do it in 1

[daring creek]

Ah

Probably killed one

(Dementia consumes me)

[storm jungle]

I love how the vox engine reaction is like

"Umm i dont remember what works or doesnt work on it"

again shit enemy

[daring creek]

I like how it sounds like an elephant

[storm jungle]

its very good

more propaganda please

https://tenor.com/view/automaton-cyberstan-chad-giga-chad-gigachad-gif-16484288196551706927

[arctic talon]

HELLDIVER SCUM

[jade holly]

Just send Kyle with a bomb strapped to a long stick he’ll sort it out

[arctic talon]

I love how the vox engine just screams shit out lol

It’s so good

[storm jungle]

Doesnt work lmao

[languid meadow]

I really wanna use mechs on cyberstand but they're soooooooooooooooo bad

[arctic talon]

Do you think the cyborg in it is yelling

[jade holly]

Welp I’m outta ideas

[storm jungle]

you're fired

[arctic talon]

Or do you think it’s just pre recorded

Canned Propaganda

[daring creek]

Didn't the irl version have issues detonating or

[storm jungle]

100% yelling

[jade holly]

You never hired me to begin with

[storm jungle]

I did. You are fired.

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/bungus2020-bungus-wow-supernova-dino-gif-8210610301930767894

[daring creek]

Also yeah dilara EATs are shit against cyberstan

[arctic talon]

EAT leveler is good

[daring creek]

[languid meadow]

had this happen

[arctic talon]

Normal one is uh

Questionable

[daring creek]

Shoot (one) shot

And

You're still going to fucking die

🥀

They could've let us disable some of its guns man

Like the factory strider was cool

That one is one of my favorites

You can basically declaw the fucker

[arctic talon]

You can

You can shoot out the mini guns and cannons and missile

It’s just not worth it

[daring creek]

It was also extra unfun cuz I had no new warbonds to play with

And I don't want to spend money

Or

Grind on this game more than I already have