That’s why it’s purple
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
Smh
If they were proper autocrats it would be bright BLUE
HUMAN RED GOES IN TO SQUID NEON BLUE
I AM NOT CRAZY
opaque coyote
I AM NOT CRAZY
Said the crazy man
opaque coyote
Also we talking illumante?
vagrant fox
He's on to something don't silence him
arctic talon
Do you guys think the illuminate would try and kill the automatons and cyborgs
We know they kill bugs for oil
spring cairn
if SE wasn't there ?
arctic talon
I mean E-710
opaque coyote
Do you guys think the illuminate would try and kill the automatons and cyborgs
Mmmm
Depends but definitely not on sight
opaque coyote
I don't think the Automatons count as human
spring cairn
i think they wouldn't care about them unless provoked
opaque coyote
i think they wouldn't care about them unless provoked
Yeah this is what I'm thinking
I think most of their beef is towards super earth
And since most of humanity is part of super earth
Yeah
paper haven
The automatons aren't human. Not because they're robots. Because they're communists.
storm jungle
"most"
mfer they literally are the ones who genocided them
lmao
theres literally no other output
vagrant fox
It's funnier to me if they just get along and don't shoot each other
maybe not the bugs I'm not sure how clever they are anymore
spring cairn
they probably cheering each other on
paper haven
Peace extremists these days
opaque coyote
mfer they literally are the ones who genocided them
Yeah I just wonder if the Illumante would massacre a non-super earth related human enclave
As an example
opaque coyote
My answer is "probably but only out of sheer paranoia"
woven delta
What actually happened to Cadia
All I know is that they were 'doornailed'
storm jungle
Yeah I just wonder if the Illumante would massacre a non-super earth related hum...
yes
storm jungle
What *actually* happened to Cadia
All I know is that they were 'doornailed'
Big war.
kinda too long to describe on a discord post
lol
outer wave
What *actually* happened to Cadia
All I know is that they were 'doornailed'
Planet exploded
paper haven
What *actually* happened to Cadia
All I know is that they were 'doornailed'
Abaddon dropped a star fort on the planet
vagrant fox
What *actually* happened to Cadia
All I know is that they were 'doornailed'
TLDR big object thrown at planet cracked it into pieces after big war
woven delta
TLDR big object thrown at planet cracked it into pieces after big war
Ok thanks
paper haven
A Blackstone fortress, specifically
woven delta
Abaddon dropped a star fort on the planet
Time to find out what a star fort is
plush mason
What *actually* happened to Cadia
All I know is that they were 'doornailed'
a DAOT super weapon/mobile space fort called a black fortress was crashed into it blowing the planet up
woven delta
Time to find out what a star fort is
Yeeshhhhhhh
vagrant fox
This thing going down fast
paper haven
Time to find out what a star fort is
Dark age of technology super weapon
opaque coyote
yes
I don't think the Automatons and Cyborgs count as human.
They are adjacent but like... Seriously look at them.
They are also generally against Super Earth.
So I would like to think that the Illuminate would work with them out of the pragmatic excuse of
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Or at least just leave each other alone
paper haven
To be fair, it had already been destroyed so he wasn't just throwing a priceless asset into a planet
plush mason
I don't think the Automatons and Cyborgs count as human.
They are adjacent but...
just reading the lore of the cyborgs from hd1 its clear they where being used as a catspaw by super earth
opaque coyote
Bugs are generally fucked over by everyone though.
That sweet sweet OILLL
woven delta
To be fair, it had already been destroyed so he wasn't just throwing a priceless...
When you say throw do you mean literally
plush mason
ether knowingly or unknowingly
paper haven
When you say throw do you mean literally
Well, pushed into a degrading orbit by a bunch of space ships
plush mason
who is to say that isnt happening again
storm jungle
I don't think the Automatons and Cyborgs count as human.
They are adjacent but...
They do.
cyborgs are literally human lol
spring cairn
ya
woven delta
Well, pushed into a degrading orbit by a bunch of space ships
Poor Cadians
spring cairn
they're just augmented humans
arctic talon
The cyborgs literally consider themselves human
woven delta
Thanks for the info
arctic talon
They have a civilian population
spring cairn
the real humanity
arctic talon
In helldivers 1 and 2(probably)
spring cairn
paper haven
Civilians?
arctic talon
I highly doubt their entire culture is militarized
opaque coyote
cyborgs are literally human lol
I know. They just look...
Not.
storm jungle
I know. They just look...
**Not.**
"not"
paper haven
Those are future legal combatants
arctic talon
They look pretty human to me
storm jungle
they are literally humanoids
arctic talon
Smh
plush mason
I highly doubt their entire culture is militarized
unlike super earth's
spring cairn
also bio-enhanced
arctic talon
unlike super earth's
We know their culture incentivizes making yourself “better” to serve the cause™
Which just means juicing up on enhancements
arctic talon
The HD1 ones were as well
opaque coyote
they are literally humanoids
The same way a tech priest is human.
arctic talon
The hulks and butchers in HD1 are massive
spring cairn
cyborgs are way more human than admech
plush mason
The same way a tech priest is human.
yes literally
storm jungle
like
arctic talon
A normal human cannot accomplish that lol
storm jungle
a techriest is human
storm jungle
why are yu saying this like they are some giant robotic mech
vagrant fox
A normal human cannot accomplish that lol
I could definitely trust me
plush mason
why are yu saying this like they are some giant robotic mech
tbf some admech literally are
vagrant fox
I do it every christmas
arctic talon
That is literally one of the highest ranking cyborgs lol
spring cairn
also don't tell me you wouldn't saw your arm off if they could put a triple barrelled laser shotgun in it's place
arctic talon
That’s a bad example
plush mason
it depends form techpriest to techpriest
thats why i said some
vagrant fox
also don't tell me you wouldn't saw your arm off if they could put a triple barr...
I'd rather have something I could pick things up with but it'd be tempting
arctic talon
arctic talon
I'd rather have something I could pick things up with but it'd be tempting
Tbh they prolly swap out arms
lol
opaque coyote
That is literally one of the highest ranking cyborgs lol
Fair point
vagrant fox
Probably but what if they don't
arctic talon
Super Earth rn is mainly targeting infastructure
plush mason
man hd1 makes me think of sc2 lol
spring cairn
I'd rather have something I could pick things up with but it'd be tempting
you still have the other arm
arctic talon
Also Cyberstan is awful in a good way
It feels like I’m getting mauled to death by someone trying to defend their home
plush mason
all i can think of is an infected terran lol
arctic talon
500 morbillion dollars to the cyborg defense budget
opaque coyote
Also Cyberstan is awful in a good way
Can't keep her down
plush mason
thats literally just bionics
i know but the model invokes it for me
opaque coyote
It parallels generally how the Automatons and Cyborgs feel.
Beaten, bruised, but they didn't hear no fucking bell
storm jungle
i know but the model invokes it for me
plush mason
i think Misk also has a unit in co op commanders that looks kinda like that
opaque coyote
It parallels generally how the Automatons and Cyborgs feel.
Beaten, bruised, bu...
I do kinda wish there was more combo fights.
Like the Illuminate and Automatons teamed up to attack a planet
Or the Automatons decide to harvest some bugs themselves for OILLL
Man the bugs are just a victim by every faction
Shouldn't have been made out of sweet tasty OILLLL
plush mason
ngl 711 isnt as funny as 710
opaque coyote
ngl 711 isnt as funny as 710
It's funny how numbers are so significant to humanity to the point where we associate feelings and concepts with them
69 for a sex position
4 in Asian cultures generally is an omen of death
Our constant usage of 3s to the point where it's a rule
arctic talon
Average Cyberstan mission rn tbh
storm jungle
vox engines are SO fucking bad man
opaque coyote
Average Cyberstan mission rn tbh
"THINK HELLDIVER. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT FODDER AGAINST US!"
arctic talon
vox engines are SO fucking bad man
It’s fucking bleak when one drops in LOL
arctic talon
Genuinely the cyborg field commanders are scary as fuck as well
arctic talon
THERES LIKE FUCKING 3-4
YEAH
opaque coyote
Also this is a genuine question.
But is the average helldiver like kill count canon or is it equivalent to Darktide where in lore it's unrealistic
Since Helldivers go against like legions of Automatons, bugs, etc.
arctic talon
Also this is a genuine question.
But is the average helldiver like kill count c...
It’s slightly higher then it is for bots, but it’s about right for voteless and bugs
lol
opaque coyote
Your average helldiver dies in like 5-10m
Is there a stated reason why they only send out like 4 people or is it just gameplay
arctic talon
Helldivers are expendable
arctic talon
Is there a stated reason why they only send out like 4 people or is it just game...
Cost benefit analysis
storm jungle
Is there a stated reason why they only send out like 4 people or is it just game...
Expendable.
arctic talon
Is why in HD1
storm jungle
also spec ops
rocky gale
Your average helldiver dies in like 5-10m
Not me, I can do like 10 missions in a row without a death
spring cairn
Average Cyberstan mission rn tbh
peak
opaque coyote
4 is the optimal number
Either we are really powerful to be killing scores of bots/bugs/Voteless.
Or they're just that worthless to the faction as a whole
arctic talon
Either we are really powerful to be killing scores of bots/bugs/Voteless.
Or th...
Small bugs and voteless are literally worthless
lol
Voteless cost nothing
rocky gale
Tag me in coach, Imma nuke Cyberstan
arctic talon
For the illuminate
spring cairn
they still didn't model a proper Super earth warship AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
storm jungle
Either we are really powerful to be killing scores of bots/bugs/Voteless.
Or th...
Theres nothing "powerful" about it, a helldivers job is to be a beacon for ordnance
the playerbase hypes themselves way too much
lol
arctic talon
they still didn't model a proper Super earth warship AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Super destroyers and automaton carrier ships getting in a slap fight to see who can kill who first
opaque coyote
Small bugs and voteless are literally worthless
Yeah that's generally what I'm thinking.
Like it's fodder against fodder basically.
arctic talon
Helldivers are above true fodder
But they’re not like
Valuable
lol
You’re elite compared to the SEAF
storm jungle
their only value is in propaganda
spring cairn
Super destroyers and automaton carrier ships getting in a slap fight to see who ...
which makes no sense cuz super destroyers are clearly shit at void battles
arctic talon
Which is to say not very much at all
arctic talon
which makes no sense cuz super destroyers are clearly shit at void battles
So is the automaton carrier ship tbf
lol
outer wave
Imagine just dying in the menu and the announcer guy goes "Super destroyer lost; signalling for replacement." and then it just starts up with you coming out of the cryopod as if nothing happened
spring cairn
but you could argue that super destroyers are so expendable they don't car
opaque coyote
Theres nothing "powerful" about it, a helldivers job is to be a beacon for ordna...
Agreed but we still kill a lot. It ain't like Guardsmen vs Tyranids.
It's more like... Marines being sent out for a mission.
Still expendable but still worth a bit more than the average soldier.
spring cairn
So is the automaton carrier ship tbf
well at least it has BROADSIDES
dapper gyro
It is Super Earth, they call them names even though they are not that special.
storm jungle
Agreed but we still kill a lot. It ain't like Guardsmen vs Tyranids.
It's more ...
We really dont. The Marine comparison isnt apt either. Its expendables upon expendables.
arctic talon
a helldiver is like a regimental stormtrooper lol
spring cairn
I LOVE BROASIDES IN SCIFI
storm jungle
you are buying into fandom propaganda
arctic talon
But like
A shit one
Helldivers are more elite then SEAF and therefore spec ops for super earth
lol
It’s not really that hard to comprehend imo
queen laurel
a helldiver is like a regimental stormtrooper lol
aren't they basically super fodder given a variety of weapons that you shouldn't usually give to fodder
dapper gyro
Expendable SF.
arctic talon
aren't they basically super fodder given a variety of weapons that you shouldn't...
You are super fodder
Yes
outer wave
We really dont. The Marine comparison isnt apt either. Its expendables upon expe...
I still dunno if I buy the whole "all games are canon" shit since these guys can (gameplay wise) dolphin dive indefinitely
spring cairn
spec-ops but you have 50 billions of them and they don't matter
arctic talon
SEAF are fodder
spring cairn
basically
arctic talon
Helldivers are elite fodder
opaque coyote
We really dont. The Marine comparison isnt apt either. Its expendables upon expe...
Yeah but generally one person doesn't kill fucking 60+ bots unless if they have some type of training.
Also they're still above the average troopers in rank. So it's definitely similar to what Elite said.
They're stormtroopers and treated as such
spring cairn
Super Earth is a horde faction
opaque coyote
Better trained fodder
rose thorn
Fair, my hope is a patriarch
storm jungle
Yeah but generally one person doesn't kill fucking 60+ bots unless if they have ...
Its exaggerated. Again fandom propaganda.
storm jungle
Super Earth is a horde faction
^
arctic talon
Yeah but generally one person doesn't kill fucking 60+ bots unless if they have ...
You do have training tbf
dapper gyro
It is not Special force, it is "Special" force.
spring cairn
the SEAF are arguably trained better btw
opaque coyote
Its exaggerated. Again fandom propaganda.
Which is why I'm asking how "canon" gameplay is
arctic talon
Emphasis on if
rose thorn
Maybe… just maybe… we can relive the days of the immortal patriarch super psycher
arctic talon
I don’t think there will be build a patriarch ngl
opaque coyote
Does a helldiver die to 10 bots in lore?
arctic talon
Would be cool tho
storm jungle
Which is why I'm asking how "canon" gameplay is
Again, it depends.
opaque coyote
What about 20?
arctic talon
Does a helldiver die to 10 bots in lore?
It depends
storm jungle
you are asking way too broad of a question
dapper gyro
Some stuff in game should immediately kill you, but it doesn't because otherwise there is no fun in the game.
arctic talon
Yeah rocket direct impact should kill you
dapper gyro
That alone would destroy the "gameplay is canon".
arctic talon
Lmao
arctic talon
Yeah that also
We have a lot of instakill
Oh also fun fact one of the automaton light infantry guns can instakill you on headshot
lol
dapper gyro
Some laser beam gazes you, almost, but not dead yet.
arctic talon
I think it’s the shitty AR the basic troopers have
opaque coyote
you are asking way too broad of a question
Yeah I know, but it seems pretty hard to track in general.
But it seems that the closest thing would be stormtroopers from Star Wars.
Better than the average soldier. But they're still fodder
storm jungle
Yeah I know, but it seems pretty hard to track in general.
But it seems that th...
Its hard to track because again it depends.
It aint that deep.
dapper gyro
Actually, yes, I would place them in the same tier as SW stormtrooper.
opaque coyote
They are lauded as elite but in reality they're just better trained... slightly
Which is just an excuse to send less people
I would count complete fodder as like guardsmen
arctic talon
Anyways assuming helldivers are trained the same as HD1, the training course is just essentially propaganda bcs they’re already SEAF soldiers
They just got picked out to become
Cannon fodder+
languid meadow
the thing is guardsmen are still "elite" but are fodder, most of the forces protecting planets are PDF which are barely trained
opaque coyote
But the fact that they're sent in low numbers show a slight importance.
Or at least enough that sending an entire horde would be too costly in terms of cost ratio
outer wave
The only difference between Helldivers and SEAF is that they get toys like Super Destroyers and they have a cape
languid meadow
Helldivers
Stormtroopers
Guardsmen
are all fodder but they are decently trained
dapper gyro
They don't want you anymore, so you are picked!
arctic talon
The only difference between Helldivers and SEAF is that they get toys like Super...
You also get drugs
heady rivet
Blood Angels kinda hot tbh
storm jungle
The only difference between Helldivers and SEAF is that they get toys like Super...
^
storm jungle
Shitdivers get picked from SEAF
outer wave
You also get drugs
Very true
opaque coyote
The drugs really help
Hey if it worked for the Nazis
arctic talon
Helldivers are just SEAF with fancier toys and marginally better training
outer wave
Shitdivers get picked from SEAF
Ohhh okay, I was wondering how the process went, because it almost seems like people just skip straight to Helldiving and SEAF is just kinda there
storm jungle
Ohhh okay, I was wondering how the process went, because it almost seems like pe...
Yeah theres propaganda regarding it
arctic talon
Ohhh okay, I was wondering how the process went, because it almost seems like pe...
In HD1 it’s stated helldivers are selected from SEAF who have proven themselves to have potential for the helldivers program
Whatever the fuck that means
lol
opaque coyote
The drugs really help
The reason why the Nazis lost against Russia clearly isn't because they're a fascist empire and they picked the wrong battle. Along with other considerable and logical factors.
Nah it's because they ran out of meth.
languid meadow
one thing tho is that stormtroopers are trained from kids there are academies for stormtroopers
dapper gyro
Super Propaganda
arctic talon
They literally just have a lottery of people who apply
They pick out a bunch of them
outer wave
In HD1 it’s stated helldivers are selected from SEAF who have proven themselves ...
But that was 100 years ago; I imagine its changed now
arctic talon
And say congrats you’re a helldiver now
languid meadow
They're super invested in compared to other "fodder+" infantry
dapper gyro
Or your SEAF team doesn't like you, therefore they send you off.
opaque coyote
My bet? It’s just a random lottery
My bet is that they just grab a list of whoever is slightly better than the average
Like B students instead of C students
arctic talon
But that was 100 years ago; I imagine its changed now
They’re still recruiting from SEAF in 2 according to Ads
So I don’t think it would change
dapper gyro
Chinese military used to do that.
outer wave
So I don’t think it would change
With the lotto thing, I imagine its a kill on sight if I refuse to take the "reward" of being a Helldiver?
arctic talon
So I’m inclined to think it holds some water
arctic talon
With the lotto thing, I imagine its a kill on sight if I refuse to take the "rew...
You’d prolly get sent to a freedom camp
Tbh
Or killed
Depends on how you resist after applying and getting picked lmao
outer wave
Best I can think of is "Hey, this is cool and all, but Im not that interested; can I give this to someone else?"
opaque coyote
Shitdivers get picked from SEAF
So the closest IRL comparison would be Green Berets.
They are picked from regular army forces, given extra training, and sent to more unorthodox missions like Helldivers in smaller teams.
Except the Helldivers are just much shittier.
storm jungle
Yeah because you can literally be labelled a traitor for keeping too long/too short eye contact with authority figures
storm jungle
So the closest IRL comparison would be Green Berets.
They are picked from regul...
Not really no.
Stop pinging me with this shit, go bother Elite
opaque coyote
Stop pinging me with this shit, go bother Elite
Nah you're being dragged into a HD2 convo
storm jungle
Nah you're being dragged into a HD2 convo
Nah.
arctic talon
Why hath you cursed me so
storm jungle
🔇
opaque coyote
You can never escape
arctic talon
Best I can think of is "Hey, this is cool and all, but Im not that interested; c...
Freedom camp
It’s so fucking funny the concentration camps are called freedom camps
opaque coyote
Like yeah it’s a stupid Ad
I once saw an animation where they had ads playing during the fucking drop in the drop pod
And like
Yeah they totally would have that
outer wave
It’s so fucking funny the concentration camps are called freedom camps
I love being free in the freedom camp
opaque coyote
I can easily imagine Super Earth would do that
Shove in ads while the Helldivers are dropping in
arctic talon
I love being free in the freedom camp
I’m sure some people in the camps actually think that
I like to imagine freedom camps are setup like North Korean prison camps
opaque coyote
I’m sure some people in the camps actually think that
Or are forced to after a good amount of brain scrubbing
arctic talon
Where there’s different “tiers”
dapper gyro
You are free of the SE benefit plan!
arctic talon
And occasionally super earth grants a chunk of prisoners freedom
But not the ones they want to be worked to death
opaque coyote
I like to imagine freedom camps are setup like North Korean prison camps
As somebody who has read stories on those.
Genuinely, do not read about those if you want your day to be not ruined.
crisp heath
Blood Angels kinda hot tbh
"Kinda hot"
Not even the God Emperor at his peak of power could pull me off that man
arctic talon
As somebody who has read stories on those.
Genuinely, do not read about those i...
I have
lol
arctic talon
"Kinda hot"
Not even the God Emperor at his peak of power could pull me off tha...
LOL
opaque coyote
I have
Yeah I distinctly remember prisoners usually rat each other out for food
And such
vagrant fox
It's good for world building 40k stuff you should read them
opaque coyote
Along with people who have lived their entire lives since birth there
arctic talon
Super earth health insurance would be like shittier American health care
arctic talon
Along with people who have lived their entire lives since birth there
Yes
3 generations moment
opaque coyote
It takes a lot to make me unironically wish for the USA to go there and uh
Dispense "freedom"
crisp heath
I'd be a perpetual freaky machine
opaque coyote
cough
crisp heath
Even slaneesh would die from the excess of my deeds
opaque coyote
North Korea is one of those
opaque coyote
Anything would be better than what they have there
storm jungle
i really do like how capitalist they made their society
its literally just cyberpunk
lol
arctic talon
American healthcare can be way worse
storm jungle
theres also 1 megacorp covering like 1 branch of livelihood
opaque coyote
Super earth health insurance would be like shittier American health care
Also honestly, I would genuinely assume it would be like Starship troopers.
Healthcare is only for those who enlist in the SEAF.
arctic talon
its literally just cyberpunk
It’s state controlled capitalistic facism which is pretty rare as a thing in sci fi ironically
opaque coyote
And you also still have to pay for it
storm jungle
Yeah nazi style
arctic talon
Usually they just have facist stuff in space be command economy
storm jungle
its a capitalist dystopia lol
dapper gyro
This makes life in the Terran Dominion looks good...
storm jungle
I mean
Terran Dominion is just generic boring fascism
its not that interesting and pretty bland
Super Earth meanwhile has like EVERYTHING
arctic talon
Is this sc2? lol
The dominion is like
Not as bad as the confederacy
Which isn’t to say it’s good
It can always be worse though
opaque coyote
Terran Dominion is just generic boring fascism
"What flavor of fascism do you want?"
"I want something extra."
"Try Super Earth then! It has late stage capitalism added as spice."
dapper gyro
They sacrifice people all the time.
opaque coyote
"Mmmm extra suffering and healthcare costs..."
Looking at his watch
While looking up occasionally
vagrant fox
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172931856916807791/1464554244534440033/me_watching_mardy.gif
what when dilara is mean to someone who isn't me
storm jungle
Shut up dumbass
opaque coyote
Nvm
storm jungle
storm jungle
no
languid meadow
watching people crash out on the teamspeak twitter is so funny but also sad
outer wave
Whats going on there?
storm jungle
languid meadow
Whats going on there?
Basically people saying "stop making tweet and make a good platform"
Also people misinterpreting the sinners dance scene and trying to compare it to turning point usa
outer wave
Bruh
arctic talon
Tbf
opaque coyote
Also people misinterpreting the sinners dance scene and trying to compare it to ...
Tbf Team speak sucks ass to use
opaque coyote
I hate using TS for anything
If Microsoft teams is easier to use
languid meadow
Also people misinterpreting the sinners dance scene and trying to compare it to ...
https://fxtwitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/2021046343301726662?s=20 finally someone with a brain
opaque coyote
You might need to actually fucking rework your platform
opaque coyote
https://fxtwitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/2021046343301726662?s=20 finally some...
Catchy
storm jungle
https://fxtwitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/2021046343301726662?s=20 finally some...
comparing the glory of Remmick's sing-off to that pile of shit halftime show is crazy
languid meadow
RAAAAAAAH
I wouldn't mind being a vamp if it meant doing this every couple of nights
opaque coyote
comparing the glory of Remmick's sing-off to that pile of shit halftime show is ...
No rhythm
No singing
Pre-recorded
Lip synced
Pure ass 🔥
storm jungle
No rhythm
No singing
Pre-recorded
Lip synced
Pure ass 🔥
storm jungle
urban spire
jade holly
Dilara is like Joe Hendry
storm jungle
vagrant fox
The AR/GL-21 One-Two is kinda zesty
spring cairn
i like it a lot
daring creek
what when dilara is mean to someone who isn't me
She is to me at every opportunity
vagrant fox
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172931856916807791/1464554244534440033/me_watching_mardy.gif
surreal nest
comparing the glory of Remmick's sing-off to that pile of shit halftime show is ...
Sinners is movie of the decade for me
storm jungle
She is to me at every opportunity
mfer i havent been mean to you for like 10 weeks
storm jungle
Sinners is movie of the decade for me
its hilarious how it blew up and got a SECOND release, absolutely fucking deserved, amazing movie
vagrant fox
Sinners was fairly good, passable even
vagrant fox
no
storm jungle
yes
daring creek
The humble horde of cannibalistic cops:
spring cairn
i was considering seeing it just because of drifter deadlock
celest dome
The only part I didn't really like in Sinner was the Dublin song passage.
vagrant fox
Having to explain Buddy Guy probably influenced the musicians my friend listens to made the movie bad
It's just how it is
celest dome
But that's cause I dislike that song from base
vagrant fox
i was considering seeing it just because of drifter deadlock
Don't watch it because of deadslop watch it because it's good
queen laurel
But that's cause I dislike that song from base
I was about to feed you to the war hog until you specified it's only the song the scene though it's fantastic
vagrant fox
he's wrong btw but we'll let it slide
queen laurel
yes
queen laurel
What should I do
Well what can you do
daring creek
A backflip
vagrant fox
Read 15 hours
queen laurel
A backflip
what else
daring creek
Ur mom? Idk
I need to go to the store. I love walking and listening to the same music over and over
queen laurel
I need to go to the store. I love walking and listening to the same music over a...
well do that then unless you can't right now
daring creek
Already doin that
queen laurel
Already doin that
shit
opaque coyote
daring creek
Real
I need a like
Thingy to hold my phone while I walk so I can binge brainrot and walk
Its definitely a great idea to text and walk in a heavily car centric area
crisp heath
Did you guys know the tau killed a dreadnought older than their civilization? 
plush mason
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172931856916807791/1464554244534440033/m...
outlast trials, the only horro game i can stand to play lol
daring creek
Did you guys know the tau killed a dreadnought older than their civilization? <:...
This is repeated constantly
Yes
It was like 10k years old yeah?
I think they had a existential crisis after
crisp heath
This is repeated constantly
I know its why im joking about it
It used to be a fun cool thing in lore warhammer "lore youtubers" abused to clip farm
daring creek
Did you know krieg is actually means war in german
vagrant fox
but did you know a little girl outsmarted tzeentch
crisp heath
Tau wounded a dreadnought and got horrified at how far gone the IoM was in torturing a life to that point just to keep fighting
daring creek
crisp heath
but did you know a little girl outsmarted tzeentch
OR THAT TYBEROS IS-
vagrant fox
holy hell
daring creek
Im glad i don watch that shit no more
Broke record player type shit
Leeching off eachother
vagrant fox
sentenced to 30 hours luetin video
crisp heath
I still like luetin
vagrant fox
Nothing really wrong with Luetin except a lot of yapping
daring creek
I guess the algorithm is inherently incestuous
crisp heath
Nothing really wrong with Luetin except a lot of yapping
I sit watching his shit like that speed meme
vagrant fox
I was gonna make a joke about 30 hours of luetin being three videos but I lost the willpower
crisp heath
crisp heath
I guess the algorithm is inherently incestuous
daring creek
Real lore fans binge krakduk and nothing else
vagrant fox
I don't even know who that is
daring creek
Less than hour long videos on 40k lore
jade holly
Can you not run Vashtorr in a CSM army?
crisp heath
Real lore fans binge krakduk and nothing else
Real lore fans kiss their homies good night
daring creek
Its pretty neat
jade holly
Does he need any special rules to do that?
crisp heath
Does he need any special rules to do that?
The CBT rule every turn you gotta punch your balls or you lose
arctic talon
Can you not run Vashtorr in a CSM army?
He is in the csm codex
You can just run him
daring creek
I felt so bad for her
jade holly
Alright cause I was talking in another server and he said you needed a Chaos Daemon army, Chaos Knights or a special CSM regiment to run him
Cogs of Vashtorr or something
arctic talon
No you don’t
lol
You can run him with that specific thing
Or just in a normal army
rose thorn
Cell lab is the most stress inducing thing I’ve ever done lmao
jade holly
Yeah he said his csm knowledge was outdated
rose thorn
The class was cancelled for 3 weeks in a row
And now I have a cell culture I need to kill in a specific way
wintry cloud
Can you not run Vashtorr in a CSM army?
Hes with abaddon there
Dudes in charge of that army
I cant wait to play him
Hope hes nice with the defiler
celest dome
storm jungle
Nothing really wrong with Luetin except a lot of yapping
Hes so up his own ass too
vagrant fox
Comes with being a 40k youtuber
storm jungle
LOL
celest dome
arctic talon
Comes with being a 40k youtuber
Bro doing arbitrator Ian wrong
vagrant fox
He's vegan
opaque coyote
Hes so up his own ass too
I swear if you asked Leutin "How's your food". He would yap for 10 minutes about the texture and taste
crisp heath
The Minotaurs at some random Chapter's doorstep when they forgot a sigle dime in the tithe
opaque coyote
The Minotaurs at some random Chapter's doorstep when they forgot a sigle dime in...
"Also we will take your gear due to interest."
"...can we at least have the bodies back?"
"No."
crisp heath
"And your serfs too. As a matter of fact- give me your homeplanet as well."
opaque coyote
minotaur Cannibalism
Surprised the Minotaurs don't participate in cannibalism (well more than the usual)
That's literally what the Minotaur did in the myth
You'd think they would eat people
But maybe that's too on the nose even for GW
arctic talon
That's literally what the Minotaur did in the myth
They do literally have a maze
In their Capitol ship
With a really angry dreadnought
arctic talon
Does that dreadnought eat people
It smears blood on itself and was once covered in so much blood some guardsmen guardsmen thought it was khornate and shot it
And then it killed a bunch more guardsmen
So uh
Maybe?
arctic talon
Why the fuck is he even there btw
They can’t put him to sleep
He tried to kill the entire armory staff last time they tried
So they just shoved him in a maze
It’s stupid
Thanks Alan Bligh
opaque coyote
So they just shoved him in a maze
...literally would be easier to just jettison him out into space or kill him atp
but I guess they wanted to do a little trolling
don't they use the maze for aspirants?
arctic talon
don't they use the maze for aspirants?
Yes! But he doesn’t kill them unless they ret to kill him
arctic talon
...literally would be easier to just jettison him out into space or kill him atp
He’s centuries old and really good at killing
The Minotaurs also have mommy’s credit card and her authority
so they can get away with a ton
arctic talon
don't they use the maze for aspirants?
Most infamously, Aiakos rampaged through allied lines during the Bifrost Uprising after he was mistakenly fired upon by a detachment of Bifrost Huscarls under the command of Brother-Sergeant Augustine of the Viper Legion Chapter. Enraged, Aiakos killed thirty-seven Huscarls and Augustine himself, ripping apart a Leman Russ Battle Tank that tried to stop him. His assault was only halted after he received an emergency countermand signal from the Minotaurs Chapter Master in orbit.
lol
opaque coyote
Most infamously, Aiakos rampaged through allied lines during the Bifrost Uprisin...
Dude is literally the family dog atp
arctic talon
Yeah
opaque coyote
...now I'm imagining two Minotaurs arguing about who gets to feed him
arctic talon
...now I'm imagining two Minotaurs arguing about who gets to feed him
The poor technarine apothecary duo who need to swap out his nutrient paste canister
crisp heath
rose thorn
Off lab
opaque coyote
Most infamously, Aiakos rampaged through allied lines during the Bifrost Uprisin...
Read through Aiakos's thing on Lexicanum
rocky gale
Old World, we're getting ESTALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
opaque coyote
Nothing mentioning him being in the maze
arctic talon
It’s in the Badab stuff
opaque coyote
It’s in the Badab stuff
Oh it's note just Aiakos
All of their Dreadnoughts are in the maze
arctic talon
Yeah
opaque coyote
The Hecaton
Well that's terrifying
Funny also
But mostly terrifying
Serfs having to play a fucking horror game everytime they have to walk the corridors of the ship
Since the ship is the maze
So there's just violent dreadnoughts casually walking around
Genuinely what is the Minotaur's deal
Why are they like this??
What geneseed defect had them like this good lord
rose thorn
LUPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
How is this different from the empire?
crisp heath
What geneseed defect had them like this good lord
probably heretic gene-seed 
also inquisitions favorite lapdogs
so they get a little crazy
rose thorn
Never leave SMs alone with their own devices
All space marines return to their reich
opaque coyote
Otherwise you get psychotic dreadnought wandering around a maze
celest dome
How is this different from the empire?
Southern Realms were part of the Dog Of War, and worked more around the Pikes aided by mercenaries, than the State Troops that the Empire had, they also thus had fewer black powders weapons too, but they had some good ones too
opaque coyote
There are some chapters in which being a serf would be exceptionally awful (in comparison to normal)
I feel like Minotaurs would be one of them
humble shoal
I feel like Minotaurs would be one of them
Blood angels
rose thorn
Southern Realms were part of the Dog Of War, and worked more around the Pikes ai...
So it’s just empire?
opaque coyote
Blood angels
"I'm hungry."
rocky gale
The disrepect
opaque coyote
NOM
celest dome
Honestly no
celest dome
And mercenaries
rocky gale
Southern Realms are a collection of city states each with their own cultures which are analogous to the Mediterranean countries
celest dome
Like it's somewhat like High Elf to Wood Elf difference
opaque coyote
I know that Space Sharks (their full name is too long for me so I'll call them that). Treat their serfs as slaves
And even before IW turned to Chaos, serfs were basically meat shields
celest dome
Border Princes are cooler than both Estalia and Tilea
rocky gale
and instead of Sigmar being their primary god, it's Myrmidia
rose thorn
and instead of Sigmar being their primary god, it's Myrmidia
Oh neat what’s myrmidia
celest dome
Why are we speaking about them again ?
vagrant fox
It's Trogdor
celest dome
Did they reveal them for TW3 ?
rose thorn
Did they reveal them for TW3 ?
Rumor engine that is a feather
rose thorn
It would be SOSOSOS funny if it’s a servator with quill and ink
celest dome
Don't think it will, the style of feather is different
rocky gale
Myrmidia is the goddess of honour, strategy and civilisation
opaque coyote
This is the first black perosn in all of TOW art I’ve ever seen
Of course the black person is in white clothing
rose thorn
Myrmidia is the goddess of honour, strategy and civilisation
Gender swap sigmar
celest dome
Not really
rose thorn
I know I’m trolling this time
rose thorn
This is the first black perosn in all of TOW art I’ve ever seen
Not counting you know what models
rocky gale
The Southern Realms believe she was once a human like Sigmar that ascended to become a god, but Estalia and Tilea argue with eachother over whether she was an Estalian or a Tilean when she was human.
rose thorn
Honestly having Black people makes it pretty unqiue compared to the empire
Why does my phone auto cap Black???
Black
WTFF!?!!!
celest dome
Wasn't it more that they think she is the daughter of a god, Morr or Verona, and became a god after a while too ?
rocky gale
Tileans claim she was born in the Tilean city of Remas and conquered Estalia, while Estallians believe she was born in the Estalian city of Magritta and conquered TIlea
rocky gale
Wasn't it more that they think she is the daughter of a god, Morr or Verona, and...
Bit of both, different holy texts etc
celest dome
Myrmidia is associated with the Lore of Aqshy iirc, same as Sigmar (well, in the Old World, before it became Azyr)
heady rivet
Why does my phone auto cap Black???
It assumes you mean Black people and not black the color, and proper grammar is capitalizing races, ethnicities, and national groups 
rose thorn
It assumes you mean Black people and not black the color, and proper grammar is ...
Oh I didn’t know that
celest dome
Does it do the same for white ?
rocky gale
I think the main branch is she sort of like she was always a god, but was born human to learn their ways before shacking off the mortal shackles and becoming a god
rocky gale
In general though Southern Realms are less restrictive than the Empire and cooler
heady rivet
Let’s see, white
Dark woke
celest dome
What do you mean less restrictive
They have the worse Witch Hunters
In Estalia and Tilea
Inquisitors of Solkan
rose thorn
I love these noodles, I don’t know what they are called
daring creek
Is that chicken lo mein
rocky gale
Americans call Chow Mein, Lo Mein
daring creek
Also im probably not paying enough attention but like
vagrant fox
Eh that's Tilea
Very Estalian thing to say
daring creek
Why were the emperors children and blood angels on murder exactly
rocky gale
I've only ever heard Americans say Lo Mein, I thought it was a UK vs US thing
rocky gale
I didn't think there was one, just called it different
daring creek
I see
vagrant fox
Why were the emperors children and blood angels on murder exactly
Elaborate
arctic talon
Does chow mein have more of a bite
Chow mein means stir fried noodles
On the east coast Lo Mein is the soft one
And chow mein is the one with hard noodles + sauce
daring creek
Elaborate
What reason are they there? Is it just because Xenos bad and must die?
They're being torn to shreds
rose thorn
Chow mein means stir fried noodles
O
arctic talon
Why were the emperors children and blood angels on murder exactly
To conquer it
lol
daring creek
Thought so
arctic talon
But Lo mein is what the east coast calls the soft noodles
rocky gale
I just had a Chinese, a tasty wee spice bag
vagrant fox
I haven't had chinese in years
arctic talon
I had dry pot intestine last time I went to a sichuan place
I love that dish lol
vagrant fox
Very few suffer as I do
rocky gale
Chinese, Chippy, Indian. The Three foods
arctic talon
P e p p e r
vagrant fox
As long as they're not bell peppers
daring creek
I haven't had chinese in years
I know a guy who simply never had chinese in his life
(Hes canadian)
And as an American. Thats flabbergasting to me
vagrant fox
almost me, I can count the amount of times on one hand
vagrant fox
That's just what living out in the boonies is like
Pepper is experimental to some of these people
daring creek
I used to go to school with 2 asian kids that worked in a chinese restaurant
There used to be quite a few around here
Actually there are still a decent amount I think
Just not looking hard enough
But the tides have turned and now its generally jewish/middle eastern here in terms of restaurant
vagrant fox
There's a place called Peking here which is the only place I've had chinese
Unfortunately all four times everything tasted burnt
daring creek
Whats geogrian
arctic talon
There's a place called Peking here which is the only place I've had chinese
Unfo...
Rip
winter pine
I've been blessed to live closish to a spot that serves Sichuan food, so good
daring creek
Ok. They're just european
winter pine
Big support to whoever in China created Pekin ducks however many centuries ago, absolutely delicious
arctic talon
Big support to whoever in China created Pekin ducks however many centuries ago, ...
The imperial chefs of the Ming dynasty
lol
daring creek
Where do you guys get ur 40k audio books
vagrant fox
Audibles mostly
vagrant fox
None unless you get a dramatised version
daring creek
Auugh
vagrant fox
Or some weird audio play like Chosen of Khorne
Tbh it's just distracting and doesn't add much
storm jungle
Yeah audio-dramas are literally short movies with no visuals
its really great stuff
storm jungle
daring creek
What? It plays like a movie in my head
I still play the scenes back to back
I still think about the part where Eisenhorn stuck a barrel through eyclones teeth and blew his shit off
vagrant fox
Anyone who scores over 4 on the aphantasia test is a fascist btw
daring creek
BUDDY.
arctic talon
Anyone who scores over 4 on the aphantasia test is a fascist btw
What 💀
vagrant fox
https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721
vagrant fox
I don't know what that means but ok
daring creek
It means he'll kill you like all the rest
@median star pause.
Is that a The Garden Pfp
median star
perhaps
median star
I don't know what that means but ok
median star
call this #now
daring creek
FCK YEAH
median star
the first ever song i heard from them and that put me on them major in 2017 was ironicly from puzzle
i saw an angel
median star
that whole album was peak
winter pine
median star
Anyone who scores over 4 on the aphantasia test is a fascist btw
also i got a 68 does this mean i get to go to agartha
spring cairn
@languid meadow @storm jungle
vagrant fox
also i got a 68 does this mean i get to go to agartha
If you know the kirk song by heart
Mythical video just dropped
arctic talon
<@508465754832633896> <@166943308231344128>
It’s missing “warning you are in range of enemy artillery”
Perfect aside from that
daring creek
Do Astartes need to manually switch gun modes or is it an automatic sort of thing
The Retributor astartes video comes to mind but thats ultimately a fan animation and nothing truly cannon to how they work
It just feels like they need to just press down and hold if they want full auto and just tap when they want it semi
storm jungle
Depends on the weapon.
daring creek
Boltguns to be specific, then again theres like a dozen of the sort
storm jungle
theres like 50 bolter marks alone, and the ones in Astartes were madeup before GW took it
daring creek
yeah lmao
daring creek
true..
daring creek
It just feels like they need to just press down and hold if they want full auto ...
I think I'll have this as my canon
arctic talon
I’m joking
daring creek
ah
radiant lance
It would be fucking amazing if people learned to lower difficulty in helldivers
daring creek
Haha if only I knew that earlier
radiant lance
Get out of my D10 game when you literally can't survive long enough to use your support wapons
daring creek
I NEED to play on super helldive you DONT GET IT
daring creek
It just feels like they need to just press down and hold if they want full auto ...
Im not knowledgeable on guns at all I just think it matches their super human reflexes and it would be great for battle flow
i love how consistent things are in astartes
like a scene of 5 shots there, not even cut off, and 5 dudes exploded in the next secene
like
yes
no misses too
yay
vagrant fox
There are some guns with staged triggers where depending on how much you depress it you can do single shot or full auto
daring creek
yeah I loved it a lot and watched it way too many fucking times 💀
I think I gaslit youtube into thinking it was music once
heady rivet
My name is Thanatek. I’m uncountable years old. I believe in taking care of my tithe, and a balanced reap and a rigorous boneshaping routine. In the morning, if my bones are a little cracked, I’ll put on a soul reservoir while shaping my stomach bones. I can shape a thousand now. After I remove the soul reservoir I use a deep lode of saturation. In the Nexus I use a grave sand activated lordly phylactery, then a marrowpact, and on the face an exfoliating vial of binding. Then I apply an ivory host bone masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shape marrow with little or no flesh resedue, because flesh rots your bones out and makes you look less undead. Then gothizzar cartouche, then a mortal contract followed by a final reshaping protective soul. There is an idea of a Thanatek. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no mortal me. Only an entity. Something reshaped. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel bone tithing yours, and maybe you can even sense our personalities are probably comparable, I simply am not mortal.
median star
getting a contract from new sea elf people who live in the middle of fucking nowhere as golgfag in total war so i just teloport to them cancel the contract and raze there house instead to sending me to some fuck ass epstein island rip off
arctic talon
My name is Thanatek. I’m uncountable years old. I believe in taking care of my t...
This shit is perfect
median star
like hm yes mr maneater we want you to go fight in lustria even tho we live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere and youre in the middle of the chaos waste ok buddy die
spring cairn
getting a contract from new sea elf people who live in the middle of fucking now...
i wish i could raze the house of my customers at work instead of doing my job
median star
i wish i could raze the house of my customers at work instead of doing my job
just smoke cigarettes ez
storm jungle
AAAAAAAAAA-
daring creek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
spring cairn
FUCKING MEAT
daring creek
That's the worst fucking part of the quasar cannon god I hate how it works
spring cairn
LMFAO
storm jungle
This is my footage so I had to edit it in lol
storm jungle
That's the worst fucking part of the quasar cannon god I hate how it works
The quasar is good
its more just-
THERES SO MANY FUCKING VOX ENGINES
arctic talon
AAAAAAAAAA-
Vox engine hell
storm jungle
wait 10 million years before you fire again
its really not that long
i hate this criticism lol
daring creek
I rather take EATs
storm jungle
its perfect against automatons too, especially for sniping outposts
daring creek
HAHA
i probably prefer it cuz I was utterly ass at the game and EATs were more convenient than dying and running back for it
Huh I definitely lost a lot of lives trying to get my shit back
I miss the bug where it would charge without you needing to
I miss it so much.
storm jungle
the problem is you need to call in EATs
then go and fetch them
that isnt possible in chaos like this
lol
daring creek
thats why you keep fuckin callin
keep one on at all times atleast
god I miss the auto charge bug man
storm jungle
daring creek
dilara when fun:
daring creek
surreal nest
I wish space marines were fun or interesting to pain
Paint
Love their rules
Flat panels simulator
sacred bluff
surreal nest
Hardest art ever
winter pine
Love how the bolter is like half the size of the dude shooting it lmfao
surreal nest
Average catachan using weapons they have no business having
rose thorn
turns out making human si 10 times easier if you make them in mii mkaer first
tough haven
God I wanna play helldivers because its really fucking thematic and cool
but also
when it sucks
it really sucks
and the community
maybe if my friends were willing to play it
but theyre allergic to games where dying a lot is the goal
or where things are difficult
and I am a masochist you see
tough haven
Fuck I love cyborgs
helldivers making the helldivers themselves be the most basic and uninteresting faction
and whats funny
is usually I'd say "Oh bad guys have cool aesthetic"
but super earth IS the bad guys
arctic talon
Helldivers 2 is just everything coming to bite them in the ass
from helldivers 1 lol
outer wave
You know, considering cyborgs were originally Super Earth civvies and such, Im surprised many of them dont employ Helldiver-like tech
arctic talon
also tbh Super Earth looks cool
arctic talon
You know, considering cyborgs were originally Super Earth civvies and such, Im s...
they do
their grenades are modified super earth ones
tough haven
Now imagine if you could actually defect knowingly or unknowingly by performing the false major orders at the start
arctic talon
ngl
outer wave
Was meaning more like none of them try and do drop pod tactics like the Helldivers do
arctic talon
no point in PVP
arctic talon
Was meaning more like none of them try and do drop pod tactics like the Helldive...
oh
doesn't fit their combat doctrine
tough haven
also tbh Super Earth looks cool
Ok but tell me the cyborgs and bots dont look fucking badass
tough haven
no point in PVP
I know but thematically I think it would be really interesting
sacred ginkgo
Was meaning more like none of them try and do drop pod tactics like the Helldive...
Hellpods are egregiously expensive, and require total orbital superiority over the drop site
tough haven
But the community would ruin it
outer wave
Hellpods are egregiously expensive, and require total orbital superiority over t...
Fair, though in that case, considering that they were Super Earth civvies, you'd think they'd just litter outer orbit with anti-Super Destroyer guns or something
sacred ginkgo
Yeah
arctic talon
Fair, though in that case, considering that they were Super Earth civvies, you'd...
I mean they do have anti super destroyer guns
outer wave
Ahhh
arctic talon
they're a ground objective
sacred ginkgo
But then we couldn't do super destroyers
arctic talon
Its a bit silly in that mission that our super destroyers can hang out in orbit
but whatever
the game has to be fun lol
sacred ginkgo
If they did a real sci fi and just filled LEO with bomb pumped laser mines and masked attack craft we couldn't have any fun
arctic talon
yeah helldivers is not hard scifi at all lol
sacred ginkgo
Is LEO still a correct term for not earth
arctic talon
Also the only faction with invisibility tech are the illuminate
sacred ginkgo
Yeah but LEO sounds better
arctic talon
Ahhh
This thing
kills a super destroyer in one shot
lol
unfortunately super destroyers are semi expendable
so not a big deal for super earth
outer wave
Damnb
arctic talon
💀
sacred ginkgo
kills a super destroyer in one shot
Anything that can hit a destroyer from planetside can incap in 1 shot
arctic talon
no these things
you can see them in orbit over cyberstan lol
and on other planets sometimes
arctic talon
they got 1 giant fucking gun on it for shooting planets which makes them about as shitty as Super Destroyers at space combat lmao
