40k-lore-chat

[jade holly]

I wanna shoot stuff with a robot hand

[hollow lantern]

you can do that anyway

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Speaking of

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/AmericanRanger4/status/2021086243304427610?s=20 getting killed on cyberstan has this video blasting in my mind

American Ranger (@AmericanRanger4)

Gn loves

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[eager agate]

I'm loving my iconoclastic run in rogue trader. I'm basically a big fuck you to everything

[storm jungle]

Democracy Officer cyberstan campaign lines

[languid meadow]

I want more cyborg units but I know squids need more stuff first

[outer wave]

Does he ever do shit instead of just standing there making epic sounding speeches?

[storm jungle]

Nope. Hes here to aura-farm.

[languid meadow]

He's a political officer

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/piccolo-dbz-11

[outer wave]

Why cant I have a job like that

[eager agate]

Desk merchant

[jade holly]

I can’t get over how fucking cool the new Defiler is

[languid meadow]

so his job description is aura farming and being a rat

[storm jungle]

yeah that

[jade holly]

It’s so fucking perfect

[storm jungle]

hes just a gestapo yapper

[vagrant fox]

white monkey job in china

[languid meadow]

GIMP HOOD I HATE ITTTT

[storm jungle]

thats his entire job lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Nobbie_OCs/status/2021222663222403499?s=20

MA5K CEO (@Nobbie_OCs)

I didn't think the invasion of Cyberstan would be Chinese

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[storm jungle]

Glory to the uhhh

[jade holly]

I think my only gripe with the Defiler is the crest on the WE head isn’t tall enough

[storm jungle]

was it CCCP or CCP

[jade holly]

The CSCP

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

The Cyberstan Communist Party

[hollow lantern]

this shit on the eventual motorcycle is gonna go crazy

[eager agate]

I'm annoyed that they finally made a sledgehammer but it's warbond locked

[storm jungle]

its worth it for once imo

[eager agate]

Not to mention it's just gonna be a joke weapon anyways

[storm jungle]

ACTUALLY

its pretty fucking useful

[eager agate]

Sledgehammer vs bots?

[storm jungle]

FOR ONCE.

[eager agate]

With guns?

[vagrant fox]

Shure but some of the choices aren't too clever still

[hollow lantern]

One shots hulks

[jade holly]

In a world full of nails, be a hammer

[storm jungle]

Yeah the only "joke" melee weapons were the chainsword and the flag, dogshit weapons

the hamme ris actually good

[eager agate]

But they can just shoot you

[storm jungle]

who cares

[hollow lantern]

Okay then don't use it

[eager agate]

The hell

[vagrant fox]

dodge and weave

[storm jungle]

you can 1-2 shot em

[hollow lantern]

Idk.

[jade holly]

Are there any other daemon engines that need model updates currently?

[hollow lantern]

Its unironically viable to run jump pack hammer and leap at hulks and pop them.

[eager agate]

Is the sledgehammer an infinite ammo type deal or does it have durability

[outer wave]

https://x.com/PT_CROW/status/2021162835967955294/photo/1

팬텀크로/fevercell (@PT_CROW)

#helldivers2

X · Feb 10, 2026, 10:02 AM

[hollow lantern]

7 shots

[outer wave]

Its got ammo

[storm jungle]

7 charges for explosive smacks

[eager agate]

Aw fuck man

[storm jungle]

but like

you can still use the hammer

[languid meadow]

how is the heavy gl?

[storm jungle]

it hits like a truck

lol

i ironically barely use the explosive hammerheads

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/TwinkLit42/status/2021018968203592117?s=20

🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 (@TwinkLit42)

Chaos Space marines watching Abbaddon fumble 12 great crusades

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2026, 12:30 AM

[eager agate]

Lol

[storm jungle]

[eager agate]

Ah so it's like the kf2 hammer

[storm jungle]

EXACTLY

[eager agate]

Sorry for ping spam

[storm jungle]

finalyl someone that remembers

but yeah its still a melee weapon so it still does the job really well

[jade holly]

Abaddon really thought he was him huh?

[eager agate]

I kinda hate kf2 but that hammer was one of the coolest weapons in that game

Very meaty feeling

[storm jungle]

He split the galaxy in half so he indeed was Him

[jade holly]

Fair, but those crusade losses tho

[storm jungle]

They werent

read the lore instead of consuming memes

fucking lobster ass

[jade holly]

You mean a meme in the lore chat isn’t accurate to actual lore

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/giantlobster-ddeonggae

[jade holly]

[languid meadow]

Glory to the 13th crusade or something

[jade holly]

Fuck it, 40 Trillion bones to Nagash

[hollow lantern]

abaddon killed a bunch of cadians so he's pretty alright in my book

[jade holly]

I wonder which legion he likes working with the most

[languid meadow]

Cadia was promised to him 10000 years ago

[jade holly]

Besides Black Legion

[languid meadow]

they all low-key suck to work with

[rose thorn]

Every time I get a notification here after not remembering saying anything it feels like I am about to be murdered by my 1950s wife with a 20 dollar handgun

[jade holly]

I feel like either WB or IW are the most stable and competent to work with

One is daemon crazy but otherwise they work well, the other is pure pragmatism

[eager agate]

What's a legion

[heady rivet]

Oh you're new to 40k huh

[hollow lantern]

The things that predated chapters and warbands

[eager agate]

I've only been getting into the lore recently

Due to rogue trader

[rose thorn]

Space marines starving for mdoels so bad they need anvil of apotheosis…

[heady rivet]

Space Marines used to be 20 Legions, tens or hundreds of thousands strong. After the Hprus Heresy the loyalists split into chapters and the traitors collapsed into warbands

[heady rivet]

Based

[languid meadow]

IW are prob the most consistent, unless they've changed word bearers actively disregard objectives to do cult stuff

on that grind

[eager agate]

Ah so you got the "good" marines and "bad" marines

Makes sense

[hollow lantern]

Kinda

[storm jungle]

Nazi Marines and Cthulu Marines*

[hollow lantern]

They're all war crime enthusiasts

[eager agate]

Yes I know everyone is Hitler

[languid meadow]

Nazi Cthulu marines

wait

love death and

robots

[storm jungle]

the Imperium is Hitler

[heady rivet]

If a Chaos marine kills a Loyalist, the Loyalist is evil for being weak. They are both evil for being alive.

[storm jungle]

Chaos is just satan

[hollow lantern]

Thats just the kriegsmarine

Also you should all watch The Void

Good movie

Fun

[eager agate]

[languid meadow]

how to describe 40k with one image

[raven stone]

GW should have just gone full out and do an alternate “purely mechanical” part for players to choose what they want

[languid meadow]

everyone is this

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Also based screencap, loved that episode

only one worth watching in that entire "season"

[languid meadow]

yeah it was

I mean

the cat one was cool

[eager agate]

It's hard to get into the lore when every faction is an evil pos

[languid meadow]

that's the charm really

[storm jungle]

^

[eager agate]

Or to try and pick one you like I mean

[storm jungle]

its very much not that hard

[languid meadow]

the most "good" you'll find is like

Tau but even then they're a caste based society that is still imperialist

[hollow lantern]

That's why you pick the most amusing evil, like Dark Eldar

[eager agate]

Castes???

[heady rivet]

To expand on this, it means the "First founding" chapters refer to former legions like the Ultramarines or Space Wolves (Or technically the Chaos legions)

So every chapter has its "progenitor" Legion. Like 2/3rds of all the Loyalists are descended from Ultramarines and Imperial Fists

[languid meadow]

and oppress those who don't allign with their ideology, you could say craftworlders but they're still omega racist but not genocidally racist (Unless it's Biel Tan)

[queen laurel]

I mean that's the point of warhammer like no offense if you go into a setting expecting goodness in a setting that's designed to be explicitly sad and dark it's kind of on you

I get looking for good things when there is possible but like

this setting is all about war i love war war is fun

[eager agate]

Are orks mentally impaired? Like incapable of logical or rational thinking

[storm jungle]

What

no lol

[languid meadow]

There is good in 40k just very little, you can't have grimdark without some hope

[eager agate]

So smart orks exist

[languid meadow]

they're all smart

[queen laurel]

oh no they are they are rational dicks is the thing

[languid meadow]

they just think differently

[hollow lantern]

All orks are smart, for the have found nirvana

[heady rivet]

40k fans be like "Omg my little blorbo"

[queen laurel]

every ork is capable of being smart they are just very simple

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ork

Time to read up.

https://klipy.com/gifs/plink-nerd-2

[queen laurel]

Now mind you there are genuinely dumb orcs but most of the time they just choose to be simple

[languid meadow]

Don't let people flanderize the orks btw

[heady rivet]

Orks are a post-want society

[queen laurel]

Also that

[eager agate]

Don't they have to fight though? Bloodlust sounds like something a stupid creature would be succumbing to

Or is it just a fault from their creators

[crisp heath]

There's not a single character in 40k who isn't space hitler so yeah

[storm jungle]

Have you looked at earth today

[languid meadow]

"Everyone is bad but hte orks since they're having fun"
their fun is killing, eating, and stealing from people

[storm jungle]

we literally kill each other for dumber reasons

yet we are still regarded as "smart"

[heady rivet]

They are living bioweapons yeah

[queen laurel]

oh no they choose to fight because they want to and and built for it

[hollow lantern]

Genuinely one of my favorite bits of 40k

[queen laurel]

But they are well aware that their actions are evil and do not give a shit

[crisp heath]

Anyways
Look at this chud
Haha

[eager agate]

Nah that's a line I'll never indulge lol

[languid meadow]

this shit is so funny to me because they just left him

[storm jungle]

"line"

what line

💀

[jade holly]

Prank em Servitor

[heady rivet]

Orks think its funny how humans scream when you torture them

[eager agate]

Dark Eldar shenanigans

They's fucked up, is they not?

[storm jungle]

Everyone is evil.

[languid meadow]

Dark Eldar HAVE a choice btw

[hollow lantern]

Buddy

[heady rivet]

Insane how they're one of two purely morally good factions in the setting

[hollow lantern]

And they choose to be funny as fuck

[eager agate]

Yeah but don't they live off of torment and whatnot

[languid meadow]

Dark Eldar children don't like the torture or anything that happens but they grow into it because they feel forced to and start enjoying it

[eager agate]

Or is that just the chaos worshipping ones

[languid meadow]

but dark eldar literally have a choice not to

[jade holly]

Necrons are the worst evil of all: high society

[storm jungle]

theres no chaos worshipping dark eldar

[crisp heath]

"/// SENTIENT CREATURE OF ORGANIC MATERIAL -- YOU -- ALREADY HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF WHATS TO COME -- ///"

servitor starts humping the dead mechanicus

[heady rivet]

Socioeconomic factors forcing the Dark Eldar to peel your dick like a banana

[languid meadow]

well

not anymore

[jade holly]

I meant he knocked over the ladder

Bro…

[crisp heath]

"We'll leave the servitors to get him... eventually"

[queen laurel]

like they are genuinely, yes that as well, they also have a list of racial slurs they call other species they are like a white slave owner with how creative they got

[heady rivet]

Although its worth noting that most Imperials think they're "Chaos Eldar" and those that know any better dont really care to correct that

[crisp heath]

You didnt get the meme

[eager agate]

I was under the impression that in rogue trader, ||most of the dark Eldar you fight worship Slaanesh||

[jade holly]

No I get it

[storm jungle]

Nah they just think they are evil space aliens.

[jade holly]

That’s just what I wasn’t going for

[storm jungle]

No lol

[heady rivet]

No, they fear Slaanesh

[languid meadow]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chaotic_Eldar they did exist but they're OLD OLD

[heady rivet]

HARD

[languid meadow]

like super old lore

[storm jungle]

bro you need to read the lexicanum

[crisp heath]

[eager agate]

It's long!!!!!

[storm jungle]

ıts not lol

[heady rivet]

There's a reason even THEY respect the rules of keeping the warp away from them

[jade holly]

I fink, derefore, I waaagh

[languid meadow]

the only time elves ever really worshipped slaanesh was fantasy (tho it was still like putting your head into the lions maw)

[crisp heath]

I think you attention span just sucks, mate

[eager agate]

If I binge it I'll forget half of what I read

[queen laurel]

@storm jungle oh yeah by the way where's the racial slur for the gene steelers

[storm jungle]

If you think the dark eldar lexicanum page is long go and look at the 40k wiki one

[queen laurel]

Skin-thieves

[storm jungle]

that one is nightmarish

[rose thorn]

How are Nids doing

[storm jungle]

Yea

[crisp heath]

It's normal
You store it after reading it and trying to really memorize it
Or you know

Picking up a book

Like a black library book

[eager agate]

You said just lexicanum to be fair implying the whole thing

[rose thorn]

Thoguht out this entire edition I haven’t not heard a single good word about them. Not even “they are strong” or “they are flavorful”

[heady rivet]

Tl;dr Slaanesh eats Eldar souls and the Drukhari are not at all fond of that shit

Now go read the lexicanum

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[heady rivet]

And?

[jade holly]

Necrons 🤝 Eldar
Getting their souls eaten by their god

[eager agate]

[hollow lantern]

So like, who do you think are "the good guys" if Dark Eldar are excessively evil

[jade holly]

Good guys?

That’s funny

We have protagonists

Not good guys

[heady rivet]

Night Lords.

[hollow lantern]

Let them answer

[eager agate]

Nobody who wants to be good lives long enough or is relevant in the grand scheme of things I'd imagine

[storm jungle]

Correct.

if you want actual Good Guys read up on Warhammer Fantasy or Age of Sigmar.

There theres actual good factions and humanity arent nazis lol

[eager agate]

That's why I was asking on the off chance that there was

[languid meadow]

WELLL

MOSTLY

[eager agate]

Probably why I lean more towards WHF than 40k

[storm jungle]

WHF and AOS

[crisp heath]

Not the "whos the good guys in 40k" discussion again

[rose thorn]

warhammer fantasy
Yeah they are the good guys if you hate anyone a shade darker than the winter snow

[crisp heath]

THERES NO GOOD GUYS THEYRE ALL FASCISTS AND NAZIS ANS GENOCIDAL KILLERS

[queen laurel]

mostly you still have genuinely evil people there

[eager agate]

I ... don't know the difference.

[languid meadow]

I do like having good people in 40k

[heady rivet]

Necromunda has what you seek. Nothing is more pure than the desire to abuse stimulants, shoot at cops, and drunk drive

[storm jungle]

WHF is the prequel setting AOS is the sequel setting

[opaque coyote]

Nah, the Eldar are Communists

[rose thorn]

Age of sigmar is the high fantasy setting with the good models

[languid meadow]

not good factions but good people are nice

[opaque coyote]

Don't forget about that

[languid meadow]

it makes the bleakness better imo

[storm jungle]

They arent

[eager agate]

Ah so like before christ and after Christ

[storm jungle]

Ironically yeah, but replace Christ with Sigmar

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I know. Still more accurate than saying T'au are

[hollow lantern]

Effectively, yes. So, why concern yourself with what evil is "too evil" when realistically that's every major faction?

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/automaton-cyberstan-chad-giga-chad-gigachad-gif-16484288196551706927

[languid meadow]

if you count the death of christ to be the end of the world

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-stare-staring-pukumaru-erm-gif-10984981897926215768

[heady rivet]

WHF was the old original Fantasy setting (And first Warhammer setting) and then it exploded and got back up as AoS and this makes Total Warhammer players buttmad

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[rose thorn]

Kinda, except in AOS Jesus is the god king and is making soldiers to invade Hell

[crisp heath]

The death of the world started when Harambe died

[languid meadow]

people call Tau to be good when craftworlders have been doing more "good" for years before tau got added

imo

[rose thorn]

and is best friends with elf Hitler

[languid meadow]

Like outside of Biel Tan craftworlds are just chill asf if you don't fuck with them

[opaque coyote]

Craftworlders are more of a "Please leave me alone"

Type of faction though

[languid meadow]

but the reason people shit on Tau is because they were newer

[heady rivet]

Reminder the Tau captured a Hive world so Tau empire is demographically 90%+ human

[rose thorn]

Smh this good guys faction conversation would be so much easier if every faction has a bomb vest ability

[vagrant fox]

bigger

[heady rivet]

CAWDOR RATS RAAAAAAH

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[crisp heath]

PLEASE IMPERIUM I NEED THIS
MY CRAFTWORLD IS KINDA EXTINCT
WE BIRTHED A CHAOS GOD TO EXISTENCE ON ACCIDENT

[languid meadow]

That one elysian art

[opaque coyote]

THIS ETHERAL LEARNED ABOUT IMPERIUM BUREAUCRACY AND KILLED HIMSELF!!!!

[rose thorn]

THE STAR CHILDREN SMILE UPON ME IMPERIALS! CAN YOUR FALSE GOD SAY THE SAME?

[storm jungle]

the Imperium is what actively feeds the 4 chaos gods and have actively split the galaxy in half, dooming countless civilizations and gazillions of people, it aint a competition lol

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[heady rivet]

We taught this Water Caste the median Imperials politics and she hung herself

[jade holly]

What the fuck is this?? https://youtube.com/watch?v=MiDBTrgNm4A&si=l--wtvMjokH33q3-

[crisp heath]

Let me make a joke in piece, you nerdy chud!

[storm jungle]

Shut up chudling

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[rose thorn]

We need to start doing public hangings

[languid meadow]

If you want you could just homebrew a necron dynasty since there is at least one overlord that just rules over his humans instead of the usual killing them all

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[queen laurel]

by the way they were gonna find a way to kill this or at least damage the chaos God enough to actually deal a pretty good blow a space marine stop that planet completely didn't happen because of that

[jade holly]

Do you prefer your Razorback with our without Ranch dressing?

[languid meadow]

Necrons and eldar have the most homebrew protentional to not be as shit as others

[queen laurel]

yep Slannesh was gonna receive an actually meaningful hit until space marine decided no I hate you aliens more than chaos

[vagrant fox]

there he is

[storm jungle]

❌

[rose thorn]

Female stormcasts.

[crisp heath]

Absolute space marine W if you ask me!

[rose thorn]

Hey what the fuck is that demon even supposed to be

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah you're definitely an imperium fan for supporting someone stopping someone from solving a problem that would save millions of people if not billions

[storm jungle]

Tzeentch Sorceror Demon

its custom made

[crisp heath]

Yeah now make him post rubicon surgery

[storm jungle]

it isnt some pre-existing thing

[eager agate]

Again beating a dead horse but in rogue trader, there's some side content where you find out that there's some dark Eldar that ||have a couple of "pens" on numerous planets with sewn-together human abominations that live in constant agony, and they feed off that energy with some kind of beacon (I assume). Seems darker than most of the evil shit imo||

[rose thorn]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

wdym "bruh"

let people be creative lol

[storm jungle]

Have you read osme of the shit the Imperium does

[heady rivet]

Eh, kiddy shit. Amateurs

[languid meadow]

BABY FURNACES!

[crisp heath]

I think people in this server are physically incapable of recognizing a joke

[rose thorn]

We both have seen peoples custom space marine chapter homebrew rules

[eager agate]

[storm jungle]

Checks out.

[crisp heath]

You do know that not every daemon or xenos species in 40k is supposed to be from the premade ones, right?

[queen laurel]

i am sarcastically joking of course

[crisp heath]

Like

[heady rivet]

My custom Spess Mehreens have a rule where if my opponent is an Orphan I pass all rolls autonatically

[crisp heath]

Daemons and sorcerers aren't just the ones in tabletop

Their appearance can change

And so do their powers

[vagrant fox]

Things get worse, the Tau have done worse than that imo

[rose thorn]

Where do xenos even come from here, they need to not be premade so people buy the models off the store!!!

[crisp heath]

SILENCE, GAMESWORKSHOP

makes an entire homebrew xeno species that get absolutely bodied on my OC's story which is a female space marine

[heady rivet]

Xenos come from space thats why they're Xenos

[rose thorn]

I’ve read those 8th edition custom codexes and they were all ass

[rose thorn]

Votaan are xenos

[heady rivet]

Reminder that canonically the Imperium genocided most of the Galaxys Xenos in the Great Crusade

[outer wave]

Yeah I get tired of the raven/bird motif with Tzeentch

[languid meadow]

I meannnnnnn

[crisp heath]

weren't they part of the imperium who just fucked off to some place in the galaxy and found some still living AI that now powers all of their stuff?

[rose thorn]

It could have been the changling or a herald of tzeentch of even a gaunt summoner

[crisp heath]

They're technically abhumans

[languid meadow]

We call them Xenos because they're classified as that by the imperium

[rose thorn]

Which is an AOS model lma

[storm jungle]

They literally pre-date the Imperium lol

[arctic talon]

they also don't consider themselves human

lol

[queen laurel]

yeah But that would mean having connection to humanity and would you want to have the connection with the Nazis I don't think so

[storm jungle]

I mean

they absically arent

they are extremely genetically divergent

[crisp heath]

I wasn't really aware of their new lore

[queen laurel]

So I would also classify myself as someone different as well if I were them and I can't blame them

[storm jungle]

its been out for like 4 years

[queen laurel]

And by this point they are a genetically different race by their cloning

[languid meadow]

TO BE FAIR

[fervent geode]

Abhuman stunties

Based

[languid meadow]

GW hasn't done much with Votann, tho I got the book and still haven't read that

[vagrant fox]

homo sapiens shawty is what they are

different thing entirely

[rose thorn]

I remember people being mad the weren’t an imperium faction lmao

[outer wave]

Probably not Changeling, but herald could've worked, but whatever the design from what I've seen of that thing is cool

[crisp heath]

I just never cared to start learning their lore cause they released the Votann and then never did anything else so I just figured "oh, well. Imma wait till they just stock up on new info"

[languid meadow]

Now tell me which species Votann sprout out from

[storm jungle]

They have. Yall mfers would know if you guys read anything 💀

[languid meadow]

they're like if humans were born on Mars

[rose thorn]

The cloning vats in their basement

[crisp heath]

I'm re-reading the Horus Heresy novels and Blood Meridian you chud

[heady rivet]

Homo Stuntus, better known as ||Pete Buttigieg||

[languid meadow]

they're still human at the base but so diverged at this point you could call them xenos

[rose thorn]

they are a xenos, deathwatch gets +1 AP against them

[storm jungle]

Idgaf chudling

read up on dwarf lore or dont say "they dont have anything new"

[crisp heath]

Chudfinder Dilara

[fervent geode]

Homo Grungus Beerus Stuntii

[storm jungle]

🫵

[languid meadow]

Has anyone read high kahls oath

[storm jungle]

I have.

[heady rivet]

Calling someone a chud in a 40k fandom server. The call is coming from inside the house

[storm jungle]

Its mid.

[languid meadow]

damn

[storm jungle]

Gav Thorpe strikes again

[eager agate]

I will go on a quest to find out who the least objectively evil faction is

[storm jungle]

just read their rulebooks

[eager agate]

😤

[heady rivet]

Night Lords

[crisp heath]

I might just not read them out of spite!!!! Small people who use AI is a boring concept!!!!! /j

[vagrant fox]

saim hann

[languid meadow]

JUST PLAY ELDAR

[storm jungle]

👎

[fervent geode]

Word Bearers

[rose thorn]

^^^^^^^

[arctic talon]

lol

[queen laurel]

Alright homie that disrespect will not be tolerated I might have to feed you to the demon engine

[languid meadow]

if you want the "least evil faction" it's craftworlders,

[jade holly]

Sir you literally have Evil in the name

[heady rivet]

Ad hominem

[rose thorn]

Or gsc

[vagrant fox]

He's just misunderstood

[crisp heath]

The daemon engine will kill you from how bad I taste

[fervent geode]

Im the only evil one duh

[arctic talon]

That’s just untrue bcs of the patriarch and purestrains lmao

[crisp heath]

"The only evil one"

looks at Kor Phaeron and Erebus

[arctic talon]

Craftworld Eldar are the least evil playable faction

[jade holly]

I’d try to argue for Necrons but I’m currently aligned with the destroyer cult

[heady rivet]

@eager agate Look into Necromunda

[arctic talon]

That isn’t to say they’re not evil

[rose thorn]

As long as you haven’t fought in the occupation of Iraq

[jade holly]

Death to the bucket of guts

[languid meadow]

And if you want the most Ws and Ls a faction that isn't chaos or the imperium can receive play Ulthwe

[fervent geode]

Theyre just misunderstood

[arctic talon]

But they’re not actively genocidal(aside from Beil’tan)

lol

[vagrant fox]

They're also just misunderstood

[rose thorn]

Your devil is my angel

[heady rivet]

Are you saying Dick Cheney is a Patriarch

[fervent geode]

Another billion human slaves for Szarekhan

[crisp heath]

@fervent geode

[arctic talon]

they literally kidnap random people and sexually assault them so yeah

[eager agate]

Were you talking to me

[arctic talon]

I think I'm pretty justified in saying purestrains are evil

lol

[rose thorn]

Hey that’s not canon anymore!

[arctic talon]

Yes it is

[rose thorn]

they don’t sexually assault them

[arctic talon]

The genestealers kiss is literally sexual assault

tf you mean

[vagrant fox]

They just wanted the truth ok that's it

[fervent geode]

Evil ass NL, we would never

[languid meadow]

Yes if you want a faction that is the least evil craftworld eldar are the best bet, espcially craftworlds like Ulthwe.

[fervent geode]

We'd just send the feller to heven

[languid meadow]

that or fucking

[fervent geode]

(Warp)

[heady rivet]

Its not sexual assault it just looks, feels, and is spoken about as though it is

[languid meadow]

Farsight Enclave

[rose thorn]

No it’s a parasitoid

[arctic talon]

FSE are still a military junta

so unless you're down with facism

[crisp heath]

It totally isn't a representation of sexual assault!

[eager agate]

I don't plan on getting into tabletop

[arctic talon]

its literally a representation of sexual assault

It is absolutely mean to be that

[storm jungle]

Speaking as a woman no it very much isnt lol

[languid meadow]

well you don't need to play to get into a faction

[fervent geode]

Smurf Pinochet

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/scrubs-dr-cox-jd-sad-gif-24645338

[arctic talon]

Yes it is, how is getting kissed against your will not sexual assault

[rose thorn]

[storm jungle]

"kissed"

ITS A FUCKING ALIEN LMAO

Its about as sexual assault as a facehugger deepthroating someone

[crisp heath]

Ok this is a L take

[fervent geode]

FUCKING ALIENS

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[rose thorn]

“I getting SAed by a wasp bite”

[storm jungle]

😭

[arctic talon]

that is literally a false equivelence

[crisp heath]

They were literally written to be a representation of sexual assault

[arctic talon]

whatever

[eager agate]

Does the genestealer get off to it is the next important question

[arctic talon]

probably not

lol

[fervent geode]

Yes

[eager agate]

[storm jungle]

No they werent lol. They were written to be cthulu bug cultists.

[rose thorn]

No, they are in a race to spread as much kiss as possible so they become the patriarch

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[eager agate]

Straight to jail.

[outer wave]

But isnt the concept of the xenomorph in Alien supposed to be weirdly alluring and sexual?

[crisp heath]

I'm too busy with work to argue this dumbass ragebait

[heady rivet]

Hnnnngh

[fervent geode]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Yeah. Not 1:1 SA.

[jade holly]

What if a GSC tries to convert me and I get freaky?

[rose thorn]

You,, you wouldn’t remember

[storm jungle]

Its not ragebait, GSC are not centered around assaulting women, spare me lol

[rose thorn]

^

[languid meadow]

Who knows Ian..... this might be my next big movieeeee

[fervent geode]

BRUH DONT TOUCH THE GENESTEALER IT CANY CONSENT

[storm jungle]

read up on stuff before calling someone else a dumbass dingleberry

[heady rivet]

That wasnt seething, I was implying I was aroused because I wanted to fuck Xenomorphs, for comedic effect

[arctic talon]

you don't remember anything after getting the proboscis shoved into you lol

[storm jungle]

this is even funnier when you know GW has literally leaned far and far away from this stuff in like the last decade ever since the army got updated

[rose thorn]

Omg

Sorry auto mod

[jade holly]

GSC have always been a weird faction for me. I think after Necrons, CSM and Loyalist marines and Orks my next favorite faction is the Votann

[fervent geode]

Blud running away

[storm jungle]

Shut up freak

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[green loom]

Corpse starch is tasty

[rose thorn]

In RT yeah it would be an SA thing, since the virus made you try to have as much intercourse as possible. But that’s retconned

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/trisha-paytas-throwing-tomatoes-gif-10125376115589301567

[jade holly]

He’s hitting that skedaddle

[arctic talon]

was it? that was still true in 7e/8e

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[fervent geode]

I like some Tarellian in my corpse starch

[arctic talon]

💀

[jade holly]

What the fu-

[rose thorn]

Last time i checked you don’t become a serial assaulter, at least as of 9th

[fervent geode]

The Hive Mind noped out

[arctic talon]

no not that, the part where it increases your libido and desire to have children

[rose thorn]

O yeha that’s true

[fervent geode]

Humanity became too freaky

[arctic talon]

Yeah

I was about to say

I don't think they retcon'd that bit

[storm jungle]

Never let guys read into anything.

[rose thorn]

But not liek, a serial assaulted

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

True….

[fervent geode]

True...

[rose thorn]

Every copy of gsc combat patrol comes with HRT

[storm jungle]

this is up there with Robert and Invisigal in the locker room lol

[opaque coyote]

The cultists definitely aren't that connected to the process. But the Genestealers themselves have that connotation. Especially since it's a forceful "kiss"

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/skarbrand-warhammer-total-war-kick-gif-24886820

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[heady rivet]

If it were any other word but "kiss" lole

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-punch-mikupunch-anime-anime-plush-gif-22865786

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[opaque coyote]

Stop spamming the same move smh

[storm jungle]

Dont care. Shut up dingus.

[opaque coyote]

No u

[jade holly]

I mean Judas kissing Jesus isn’t seen as a sexual thing but more a betrayal. How does the GSC do the kiss?

[storm jungle]

🔇

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

a purestrain sticks a proboscis down your throat and stabs you with a needle in it

[storm jungle]

Judas and Jesus had a yaoi???

[fervent geode]

Wait what book was this in

[storm jungle]

Incorrect. The proboscis can be stuck anywhere

[jade holly]

Less that and more 30 silver is 30 silver

[rose thorn]

Wait aren tyranids supposed to be the least evil faction because they are just animals-

[fervent geode]

Let me see

[heady rivet]

Judas tells the Romans he'll kiss Jesus and thats who they need to arrest

[storm jungle]

we got literal art of them doing it to a catachan dude's chest

[arctic talon]

No

Nids are literally sentient

[opaque coyote]

Via their tongue AKA their Ovipositor.

[jade holly]

Ah Hell nah that’s a true French Kiss

[arctic talon]

the hive mind is also aware

[storm jungle]

gay

[arctic talon]

calling it just an animal is stupid

[fervent geode]

Oh wait yeah, on the forehead was it

[heady rivet]

I dont remember Judas having that

[arctic talon]

neat, ty

[rose thorn]

So genestealers are fulfilling their reproductive cycle

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Woah peak

[eager agate]

Hold the fuck on

The Emperor has an unnamed uncle

[opaque coyote]

Didn't you remember when Jesus and Judas had doomed Yaoi??

Smh

[eager agate]

This feels important

[fervent geode]

Bruh

[arctic talon]

The hive mind is at its lowest point intelligence wise a really smart animal

[jade holly]

Uncle Bob, you don’t remember him?

[fervent geode]

His name is Drach'nyen

[arctic talon]

At its highest point it is literally smarter then anything known to exist

[heady rivet]

Judas laid an Egg in Jesus...

[opaque coyote]

Yeah how else do you think Jesus was reborn

He consumed an extra life

[storm jungle]

Its not. He just kills him.

[fervent geode]

Casted lifesteal

[eager agate]

Oh

Rip

[arctic talon]

his uncle kills his dad then he kills him

lol

iirc

[fervent geode]

Didnt that moment create Drach'nyen

[rose thorn]

Every day I am tempted to just rewrite my knight house to be Titan hunters

[storm jungle]

no

[opaque coyote]

Licking a muscular dude's chest is not better

[storm jungle]

drachnyen is older than the emperor

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[fervent geode]

Wait i svaer

So would the uncle be

[storm jungle]

They are hittites

[rose thorn]

Thought you said Drycha lmao

[opaque coyote]

YOU SLAP ME BECAUSE I SPEAK FACT.

[storm jungle]

Drachnyancat was born from the first murder

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

[eager agate]

Btw if me coming by with my greenhorn antics is annoying just let me know and I can exile myself

[arctic talon]

its fine

lol

its fun

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/661970500171464745/1031929339903758448/image000005.gif

[heady rivet]

I disagree

[fervent geode]

Wait yeah nevermund

Different murder weapon

[opaque coyote]

But yeah the Genestealer Cultists aren't exactly that related to the connotations of the...

Genestealer process.

So they buy Levi's

Instead of stealing them

[eager agate]

WAHAHAHA

[opaque coyote]

laugh_track.mp4

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hamster-slap-hamster

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit

Rick

[rose thorn]

Today I learned that in Europe they only had 6 hour school days

[opaque coyote]

Homework was also originally made as a punishment

Same with the treadmill

[rose thorn]

Treadmills are cool tho

[fervent geode]

Bring back treadmill slavery

I need my mills

We can force people named Josh to use them

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

But it still is funny that we integrated devices meant to cause pain

[heady rivet]

I need to get one because I pace so much the floor has my wear on it

[opaque coyote]

Into our daily lives

[fervent geode]

It still does

[opaque coyote]

Yup both do

[fervent geode]

We just got freakier

[opaque coyote]

Just one actually gives a benefit

Not homework though

[fervent geode]

Homework let me draw on paper n shiz

Yuh

[opaque coyote]

I get the purpose of HW

But in general HW makes people want to do the opposite

Of study

Retain

Etc.

Tbf learning is painful inherently

But at the same time, HW made me want to Google the answer instead

[shy prism]

Yo, lore nerds, what tech device or race ability can block psykers from reading your mind? Since Sefoni can't read the mind of the Swagger boi

or i guess if you are a psyker urself and on the same level you can just say - no

[fervent geode]

Psychic hoods and dampers

Most psyker outfits come with the hood

[fervent geode]

And yeah this works

[celest dome]

Psychic Hoods and dampers don't really do anything other than just make your psyker power more stables

[vagrant fox]

Null rods, some collar I forget

[celest dome]

There are some techs, but I don't think they're named

[fervent geode]

Also null amp collars (but these are torture)

[fervent geode]

They resist from psychic attacks

[celest dome]

Psy-Jammers

[fervent geode]

Its on Lexi

Idh my astartes codex so uh

Best i can find

[vagrant fox]

Probably some variety of hexa penta whatevers it is warding

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Null_field

[fervent geode]

Oh and uh psykana collars too

[opaque coyote]

Besides being a Null/blank

[fervent geode]

Just hoods for normies

[opaque coyote]

Generally no real defenses if you're normal

If you're a psyker you could combat it though

[fervent geode]

True

Psykana collars and hoods only block them for psykers

[celest dome]

Psykana collars just help Psyker use their power, they won't prevent a Psyker from reading the wearers mind

[fervent geode]

Gimme a moment

These collars provide some small protection against the horrors of the Warp.[1f] The psykana collar also provides a modicum of control over their terrifying powers[1j] - a degree of regulation in their chaotic abilities.[1n] Daemonic possession is risked every time a psyker uses their powers. In order to mitigate this, several fail-safes are built into their wargear to protect against the perils of the warp and limit that danger.[2]

[shy prism]

Yeah, I just thought that nulls usually have revolting aura around them, if strong enough, so i guess Swagger doesn't have that

[opaque coyote]

But generally Psykers can only do surface thoughts easily.

Going deeper requires control.

[heady rivet]

Being a blank would explain why everyone is generally a little suspicous of him. Besides the obvious answer of him being a suspicous guy

[fervent geode]

Id assume getting mentally probed is warp horror

[celest dome]

No

[opaque coyote]

Nulls are generally varied much like Psykers

[fervent geode]

Why so

[opaque coyote]

Some are only slightly unlikeable

[fervent geode]

Often distinguished by a metal hood that rises from the backplate of their Power Armour, it uses a set of interwoven intricately aligned crystals to nullify an opponent's psychic attacks,[1][3]

[opaque coyote]

While others are "I want to inexplicably kill this person for no reason"

[fervent geode]

Psychic hood

[heady rivet]

Stronger blanks dont really make it far in life, unsurprisingly

[opaque coyote]

This is also related to how powerful their blankness is

[fervent geode]

In Aurelian, Magnus' mind probing is described as an assault

So i assume its not really fun

[celest dome]

Psychic hoods and collars are ways to focus the power of the warp that the wearer pull from the Warp.
It doesn't affect ambiant powers or power from outside sources applying to the Psyker.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think Psykers can only really do surface level thoughts without people noticing.

So you could avoid it if you train for it

[fervent geode]

Idk man its says here they nullify psychic attacks

[opaque coyote]

Even if it's just repeating in your head something like

[fervent geode]

And here some small warp protection

[shy prism]

Ah, makes sense, so he's either "lol what's space magic?" - using some tech - psychic on some level

[opaque coyote]

"Praise the Emperor"

[fervent geode]

Yeah lmao

[fervent geode]

True, but even surface level can be fought off by other psykers

[eager agate]

This abbadon mf gives me Wilson Fisk vibes

Tiny Lil head on a huge body

[celest dome]

If Psychic hoods and Psykana collars had active protections, then they should have effects when opponent Psyker attack them in books, TT, and rpg, which iirc, they don't.
And using both still require being a Psyker anyway, it's like Force weapons, in the hands/possession of a dulled, they're just normal weapons or collars.

[opaque coyote]

I just think hoods just

Enhance your psyker powers

Also aura farming

[fervent geode]

Wait uh they dont?

Uh i need to go hunt i lil

Where tf did Lexi cite

[vagrant fox]

This one does

but it's for special boys

[opaque coyote]

This goes for a lot of MFS tbh

[celest dome]

But that's for a Psyker though ?

[vagrant fox]

yes

[fervent geode]

Librarian Hoods resist Force Weapons in HH

[celest dome]

Null Field are a specific thing, and in those you have Psychic blockers, but they're different things than either of things discussed at lenght

[fervent geode]

Wait

Im assuming Swagger is a psyker

[vagrant fox]

No evidence he is afaik

[fervent geode]

If he isnt none of these psykana or psychic hoods would help him

Yeah

[celest dome]

Nothing atm point to it being the case

[fervent geode]

Ah

[vagrant fox]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Null-Blocker

Could just be one of these

easy peasy

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Psychic_inhibitor

Or this

[fervent geode]

Right so ive found that the psykana collars and psychic hoods have some limited warp resist due to the psychoreactive crystals within, but assuming our man is no psyker they'd be useless

[vagrant fox]

Something small and innocuous anyway

[fervent geode]

Anyways yrah its prob an inhibitor or blocker

[opaque coyote]

There's a reason why people are generally freaked the fuck out on psykers

And on some level, their wariness is warranted

But like everything about the Imperium

... it's overblown to the point where they're the result of 99% of psyker crashouts

[vagrant fox]

I ain't trustin no one that might explode into a daemon better put them on the pyre

[fervent geode]

I dont play LSM but iirc SM librarians can roll to resist psychic attacks too now that i remember

[opaque coyote]

"Man IDK why this Psyker is so mad at us. It's almost like he suffered a life filled with discrimination and hardship."

[opaque coyote]

Psyker lets the Daemon possess him out of sheer spite

"See, we were righ-"

[fervent geode]

Literally so repressed that ur lucky if the black ships dont get ya

[opaque coyote]

portion of hive city turns to dust as a gigantic warp portal opens

[rocky gale]

Such blatant theft of my intellectual property

[jade holly]

What daemon engines are currently outdated model wise?

Venomcrawler?

[vagrant fox]

When psykers send their people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing daemons. They’re bringing enslavers. They’re ticking bombs. And some, I assume, are good people

[rocky gale]

They straight up copying me now

[opaque coyote]

Also the fact that there would be easily much less Daemon incursions if there was more teachers that taught against it

Instead of y'know

"CONGRATULATIONS KIDDO, YOU GET TO BE FED TO THE SKELETON!"

[vagrant fox]

I think decimators are getting a little old but Idk

[fervent geode]

Hard to say, might lead to more psykers being free for daemon posession

Teaching to control is quite hard iirc

But yeah black shipping isnt very good either

Esp when fucks like Kor Phaeron are out raiding them

[jade holly]

The skeleton yearns for brains

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-shield-raaagh-raah-gif-1988194125455080451

[vagrant fox]

Heldrakes are like 14 years old now aren't they

[opaque coyote]

True but it's better for them to try rather than

"FUCK IT. COME HERE KUTHAR THE BLOODTHIRSTER. LET'S JUST FUCKING KILL EVERYONE"

[fervent geode]

Yeah i think so

[jade holly]

What about Mauler and Forgefiends?

[fervent geode]

Heh yeah

[vagrant fox]

About the same age

[jade holly]

Are they a dual build in a box?

[opaque coyote]

But of course that would take considerable understanding and patience

...

AND THAT'S FOR FUCKING NERDS

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[jade holly]

The only dual build I know of atm is Obelisk and Tesseract Vault

[arctic talon]

Lychguard and triarchs

Immortals and death marks

For crons

[opaque coyote]

Like Prospero is literally an example of an entire planet of Psykers that managed to somewhat thrive

Before Magnus did his fuck up and Russ (manipulated by Horus on some level) massacred them all

[fervent geode]

Too much for the Imperium lmfao

[jade holly]

I never knew that for both of those

[vagrant fox]

This goofy old thing needs a touchup I've decided

[fervent geode]

No way they can pull a Prospero

[opaque coyote]

Like I said

[paper haven]

All according to plan

[opaque coyote]

Understanding, patience, and tolerance

[arctic talon]

Void dreamer is a dual build

[opaque coyote]

Are anathema to the Imperium

[arctic talon]

Apparently

Named character and normal version

[paper haven]

Understanding is how the daemons get ya

[jade holly]

What csm kits are dual build?

[opaque coyote]

Not understanding is also how the Daemons get ya

[paper haven]

Patience? Daemons.
Tolerance? You bet the daemons got those guys

[fervent geode]

10k years of hell havent been kind, not that it was that much better before

[vagrant fox]

I've changed my mind this chad needs an update

13 years is too long

[fervent geode]

Raptors

Make em Warp Talons or Raptors

[paper haven]

More chaos updates, throw the dark eldar in the trash

[fervent geode]

Your choice

[jade holly]

Spoiler for the movie Iron Lung so don’t click if you don’t want to see it, ||but imagine a daemon or daemon engine based on this||

[daring creek]

Is that his penis

[fervent geode]

Slugterra

[paper haven]

It's above average size

[jade holly]

Iron Lung had no reason to be as good as it was

[vagrant fox]

your dongus come out of your belly button? But yeah

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/burpy-slugterra-gif-1067418621550945655

[fervent geode]

This is how daemon engines were invented by Lorgar or snth

[paper haven]

Which is why they look stupid

[daring creek]

How I look crawling outta bed

[jade holly]

I can’t get over how fucking cool the Defiler is

[opaque coyote]

COCK GUN

RAAAAAA

[jade holly]

Just wish the bottom half had an extra armor plate on it

[vagrant fox]

Khorne chads can never catch a break

[opaque coyote]

Imagine it doing a pelvic thrust

[jade holly]

Feels weird to have that massive exposed spot on it

[opaque coyote]

Everytime it shoots

https://tenor.com/view/hip-thrust-funny-dance-mr-bean-johnny-english-rowan-atkinson-gif-7946190075431113369

[paper haven]

Does it not constantly do pelvic thrusts?

[opaque coyote]

Just imagine this but that cannon fires

Everytime

[fervent geode]

Nah they look peak

[paper haven]

How does it reload?

[opaque coyote]

Reverse pelvic thrust

[fervent geode]

Internal Autopelvic loader

[opaque coyote]

(it's inserting the ammo storage within the cannon)

[paper haven]

What, is there some kind of hatch on the reverse end?

[vagrant fox]

wrong again jimbo, Kane lives

[fervent geode]

Nah its just inside

[opaque coyote]

That actually looks sick ngl

I like robo scorpions

[fervent geode]

Daemonology

Generate ur own ammo

[paper haven]

That's not a Lord of skulls

[jade holly]

Is it possible in lore Vashtorr and Peter Turbo are working together to make new Daemon Engines?

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/1DD2DjMfVsc?si=lIzoBqjUppmr24QA

[fervent geode]

Wowie its DR MOBIUS

[vagrant fox]

They're both khornate it's close enough

[paper haven]

Constantly, I would imagine

[fervent geode]

They have

[paper haven]

Those two only want to build daemon engines all day and not prosecute the Long War

[fervent geode]

Perturabo assisted Vashtorr in the Arks of Omen campaign

[jade holly]

I personally, out of all of this, want to see Peter’s Iron Circle get upgraded to Daemon Engines using Daemon Prince souls

[paper haven]

It's insane that he has already done that

[jade holly]

He did?

I hate how we don’t actually see Perturabo since his daemon ascension

[fervent geode]

Afaik no

[fervent geode]

And yes we do

[jade holly]

Besides just written stuff

Like actual visual depictions

[paper haven]

Because he's in his little workshop. Tinkering.

[fervent geode]

Well then

He's playing tabletop games

With his Warsmiths

Im serious

[paper haven]

Like in that Hours Heresy novel?

[vagrant fox]

Yeah perts and Honsou had a little game didn't they

[paper haven]

Where the Iron Warrior warrior lodge is like a big tabletop game with snacks?

[vagrant fox]

and bullying

[fervent geode]

Yeah basically

[fervent geode]

Five rounds

Yup

[paper haven]

Where they proceeded to play Warhammer 40k the tabletop strategy game

[rocky gale]

Smh

[fervent geode]

If he lost all 5 he dies

[vagrant fox]

standard stakes with the pals

[vagrant fox]

Why is one foot censored

[opaque coyote]

Atat Star Wars

[paper haven]

Still less toxic than the local game shop

[fervent geode]

He won the last one

[rocky gale]

It's cropped from a larger image

[fervent geode]

Usual day at the Medrengard FLGS

[opaque coyote]

Don't want them foot fetishists after this poor innocent mecha

[rocky gale]

But they stole my idea, blatantly

[opaque coyote]

[fervent geode]

Too late already here

[vagrant fox]

Everyone seems to steal your ideas

[fervent geode]

Me next

[rocky gale]

They're so good

[paper haven]

Stop making your ideas so easy to steal

[vagrant fox]

Robophile foot fetishists are on the prowl censor your robo feet

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-4-mgs4-gekko-pooping-gif-1197395329376446806

[rose thorn]

How is this not an existing unit already

[arctic talon]

ask GW lmao

they've existed in lore forever

but have never had rules

ever

lol

[rocky gale]

The Command Sentinel is a wholly original idea of mine

[rocky gale]

False, I invented it

[arctic talon]

Ignoring all the other people who have done this

Sure

[rocky gale]

I've never seen it

Source

[arctic talon]

[rocky gale]

Clearly different

Where's the officer hanging out of the top?

And that's clearly a Commissar sentinel, not a Command Sentinel

Amatuer hour

[rose thorn]

What kit is the lion from?

[arctic talon]

I think it’s an AoS or whfb kit

[languid meadow]

I thought it was Horus' pelt but it wasn't

[storm jungle]

Horus' pelt is way more massive and intricate

https://klipy.com/gifs/plink-nerd-2

[languid meadow]

It's also a different animal

[storm jungle]

oh right that too

forgot the uhh sons of horus wolf furry obsession

[languid meadow]

it's supposed to be a wolf but it looks like a bear

[jade holly]

Speaking of that is there an upgrade kit for Salamanders that gives them more scale pelts

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[rose thorn]

I wanna know what Nids and GSC’s anvil of apotheosis look like

[plush mason]

that implies they where ever sane to start with

the people of 40k are some how even less sane than people are irl

[arctic talon]

Custom Magus/generic Psyker + a biker + a vehicle + generic high ranking member/specialist is my bet

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/its_cazsu_/status/2021029678178574428?s=20

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[opaque coyote]

Honestly I find the Gecko name funny

Because you'd think they would make lizard noises

Or hissing

But they make cow noises instead

Only time in Kojima's career where the name actually doesn't tell you what it is

Also the Geckos are probably the coolest enemy made for the series

Just the juxtaposition of the muscular organic looking legs and the robot body is great

[paper haven]

Space wolves and Luna wolves eyeing each other like

[opaque coyote]

It's too bad their debut is Mgs4

Which ironically enough has the most fun gameplay

But also BARELY HAS ANY GAMEPLAY

[paper haven]

Mgs4 was a hot mess

[opaque coyote]

Mgs4 was too much of a movie

Honestly would've been better if they made it a movie

[paper haven]

Perfect gameplay but it's actually just a movie

[opaque coyote]

But yeah the gameplay (when you fucking get to it)

Is fucking fantastic

Mgs5 literally borrows most of its gameplay flow from it

It's such a shame

[paper haven]

Mgs5 isn't finished so I consider it more of a tech demo

[opaque coyote]

I would say it is done. Just not to its potential

[arctic talon]

Billions must walk the path of the warrior

[opaque coyote]

But despite that. It's still really fun

Like

Damn thank god it actually is mostly gameplay

Honestly I think Mgs4 needs a remake the most.

Not because the gameplay is outdated

But just to balance out the story and gameplay

[paper haven]

Mgs5 is like the exact opposite of Mgs4. Barely any cutscenes and 90 percent gameplay

[opaque coyote]

Also maybe rewrite a couple of things since MGS4's story can be quite stupid

[paper haven]

Kojima has no idea how to pace his games

[opaque coyote]

Seriously, Raiden, why did you get back with Rose

[vagrant fox]

The amount of cutscenes is imperative to explore Little Grays story

[paper haven]

Wait he did?

[storm jungle]

Hes always been a hack with some good ideas

[opaque coyote]

Yes

[paper haven]

Bleak

[opaque coyote]

And it's framed as a good thing

Like bro she lied to you

[storm jungle]

I mean it is?

[arctic talon]

Didn’t kojima make MGS4 as many cutscenes as possible

[opaque coyote]

TWICE

[arctic talon]

On purpose

lol

[storm jungle]

So that the fucking illuminati wouldnt kill his entire family

lmao

[vagrant fox]

Probably he does stupid things like that

[paper haven]

Mgs4 literally has like, a commercial break?

[arctic talon]

Illuminate mentioned!!!! 🦑

[storm jungle]

Kinda. He entirely made it because he was being abused to make it

[arctic talon]

Ah that tracks

[storm jungle]

when ehs a dumbass who thinks every MGS game will be his last

[storm jungle]

ill be frank i dont care because hes very much a dipshit up his own ass lol

[languid meadow]

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[storm jungle]

his team also never gets any credit that they deserve

unless its Shinkawa

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, still wouldn't want a relationship with somebody which is literally built off of lies.

[vagrant fox]

more chuds to the genesplicing vats

[paper haven]

Japanese game dev abuses it's employees?

Say it isn't so

[storm jungle]

Yeah because you arent raiden, shut up ganic

[arctic talon]

I’m 100% convinced overseers are human hybrids

Anyways uh

[paper haven]

Raiden looks cool but he's a simp

[opaque coyote]

Seriously I feel really bad for him. Ever since Mgs2 he got fucked over lmao

[arctic talon]

Glory to the high council

If they still exist

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Fuck if I know

https://tenor.com/view/autocratic-intentions-autocratic-intentions-helldivers-squid-gif-1789989765322212039

[spring cairn]

i think they're just entirely ""built""

[paper haven]

This is why you can't trust the xenos

[spring cairn]

like they grow these things in labs

[vagrant fox]

I'm on board, squidmade horrors beyond belief is good

[opaque coyote]

True.

Overall Kojima is somebody who at minimum.

Really needs another person to bounce off with to prevent him from going too overboard

At best

At worst, like Dilara said, a hack with some good ideas

[arctic talon]

I’m also convinced since their blood is diffrent

[paper haven]

See: Death stranding

[arctic talon]

From helldivers 1

Why is it dark bluish purple

[paper haven]

The lack of democracy

[arctic talon]

No it’s too much democracy in it

[vagrant fox]

He just needs a corner with some babes to spew ideas, like in Cyberpunk