40k-lore-chat

[languid meadow]

to say the least

[storm jungle]

shut up about quake

[languid meadow]

you're a boomer this is up your alley

[storm jungle]

You're banned.

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-fired-donald-trump-the-apprentice-point-gif-8557097

This is you

[languid meadow]

mhm lets get you back into the retirement home grandma

anyway

I wish quake had a rebound

cool series

[vagrant fox]

A dance of mass destruction

What the shit are the ads on youtube

"Unlock your ai girlfriend" brother it's a hallucinating text machine

[storm jungle]

🫡

[storm jungle]

Uhuh yeah and lets get you back to kindergarten you little shit

[languid meadow]

smh always copying me

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sister-mei-tole-tole

[vagrant fox]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/gbdialga.bsky.social/post/3megtojods22i

GB (@gbdialga.bsky.social)

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

Quoting GB (@gbdialga.bsky.social)
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The balls Discord has to introduce an age verification update after they already had a major data breach back in October.

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FxBluesky · Feb 9, 2026, 4:12 PM

That's funny

[languid meadow]

I watch with interest

because I think this might end up as another twitter situation where everyone threatens to move but doesn't

because the alternatives are ass

[vagrant fox]

Back to Skype for the friend group and forums for the rest like it used to be

[languid meadow]

never gonna happen

I wanna see something like this for the cyborgs

[vagrant fox]

Dilara ban this zoomer

[urban spire]

bsky would be fine if you'd get off the fuckin website that has a pedo bot literally built into it

[crisp heath]

i might also do that as well tbh

cancelling mine and my gfs nitro

[languid meadow]

unless you're 30 you're also a zoomer, wait nvm you probably are

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[crisp heath]

i wont go back to skype because skype fucking sucks

[crisp heath]

unfortunately there are no real competitors to discord

[vagrant fox]

Isn't it just twitter 2.0 I'm not touching that either

[storm jungle]

On it.

Mentioning Skype is a death sentence in this channel

[crisp heath]

it's Hitler's Youth group chat

[languid meadow]

bsky is twitter but feels worse and has more political brainrot than twitter sometimes

idk how

[vagrant fox]

No it isn't skype is based

[crisp heath]

my account got locked once for saying "cis"

my message wasnt even offensive i was just saying like "im not cis"

[languid meadow]

but like I'll see a post about something random and then the comment are just about politics

like this is not the topic of the post

[vagrant fox]

140p voice calls are the future

[languid meadow]

what are we doing

[crisp heath]

killing myself

[heady rivet]

Dont worry guys we make the move to Guilded any day now

[heady rivet]

We gotta go into MW2 and shoot our messages into the walls and the mods have shotguns so they can cover up anything bad we say

[vagrant fox]

I don't know how it has come to this but tumblr is, discord aside, the only social media I can tolerate. I've carefully curated a bubble nothing I don't want to see seeps into

Too bad it's full of insane people

[heady rivet]

On Tumblr you only see the shit you wanna see

[heady rivet]

God forbid women have hobbies

[crisp heath]

Guilded doesn't exist anymore

lmao

[opaque coyote]

So favorite brainwashed soldier in 40k?

And by Brainwashed I mean more than the usual propaganda

So no regular guardsmen.

Like scions

Sisters

SMs

[vagrant fox]

The rare blazed post aside, but it has mostly been cats for me. It's wonderful, I only see my blorbos

[opaque coyote]

The ones who got the Emperor's special soap for their brains

[last stone]

Cultists

[arctic talon]

Skitarii

[opaque coyote]

Really need to learn more about them

What type of brainwashing do they go through

Like I know some are more sapient than others?

[vagrant fox]

I ain't doin that again my friends just ended up drawing dicks

[opaque coyote]

Is it like dependant for each Magos on how like

Robotic they are

[crisp heath]

me looking at lore limitations and deciding to ignore them all

[opaque coyote]

Tbh generally it's fine as long as you like

Write it well enough?

If that makes any sense

Like if I wanted to implement say

Female space Marines for no reason

I would say that they're a special experiment from some crazy Magos

Who wanted to see exactly why only men can be SMs

[crisp heath]

I'm grabbing you by the balls when I say this
my oc is a female marine already

[opaque coyote]

Cool

I'm not Dilara

I will not murder you because it's out of canon possibilities dw

[crisp heath]

Dilara is one of the people who told me to just fuck the canon smh

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-joey-swoll-gif-10567236421228324072

warhammer is literally just this

[languid meadow]

who fucking cares really

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but with a rule book

(optional tbf)

[crisp heath]

Me
i like just keeping it a tad bit tied to the actual lore

[opaque coyote]

Gotta be organized when the T-Rex munches the Warrior

[opaque coyote]

I mean if you aren't atp just make your own unique universe

[crisp heath]

i try to break as little as possible

but whenever i think

[opaque coyote]

Generally I have a lot of ideas floating around that I haven't done anything with

Cause I'm lazy and ADHD pilled

[crisp heath]

"fuckkkk but this sounds cool as fuuuuuck" i break it

[opaque coyote]

Personally I'm eh on female SMs

I don't hate the idea or anything. I just think that it's better to focus on like

Sisters of Battle

Who really need more color schemes at least

I thought Women were great at fashion smh

Jk

[heady rivet]

So paint em yourself, fool

[heady rivet]

Aha hiiiiii

[opaque coyote]

I would if I had THE MONEY TO GET THE FIGURE-

[heady rivet]

Buy a Munda gang

Wait I mean

[opaque coyote]

Also just talking like existing ordos

[heady rivet]

Buy a Killteam

[crisp heath]

Konrad Chudze

[heady rivet]

Man what did I do besides all that shit I did

[opaque coyote]

Like I feel like every depiction of them have them black, white, or red

Officially

Ik there are more but they're usually in the depths of the black library

[crisp heath]

Let yourself be manhandled by Vulkan and then died like a bitch to an assassin you could've won against
smh

Night Lords my favorite legion but my primarch mighbe either Sanguinius or Perturabo

[storm jungle]

The fuck is that suppose to mean you little rabie hamster

[heady rivet]

Dilara doesnt even own minis

[opaque coyote]

Night Lords are great partially because their Primarch failed them.

Like even more than all the others. Except maybe Angron.

[heady rivet]

Everyone point and laugh

[storm jungle]

And I thank allah for it everyday

i waste money on other consoomer items instead

[heady rivet]

Right. You know what I'm gonna say next yeah?

[vagrant fox]

Sanguinius sweep
You will not under any circumstances make my home better I want my people to suffer forever

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

[heady rivet]

ANOTHER 20 TRILLION MUNDA GANGS

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't that go for a bunch of other Primarchs as well?

Ferrus also did the same I believe?

[crisp heath]

I like em both equally I can't decide a favorite

[languid meadow]

HOLY SHIT TWO CAKES

[hollow lantern]

He committed suicide by cop to prove he was right

He thought it justified his methods iirc

[opaque coyote]

I feel like the ones who tried to improve their planet are like...

Khan, Magnus, Lorgar, Gulliman, Corvus Corax...

And maybe Konrad Cruze? Intention wide at least

[crisp heath]

yeah cause he was demented

[hollow lantern]

Dorn improved Inwit iirc

[vagrant fox]

Ferrus made Medusa better in a lot of ways, Sanguinius just kinda genocided people and forbade any improvement

[opaque coyote]

The rest left it the same I believe

[hollow lantern]

Inwit lore is just stupidly rare

[opaque coyote]

So Sangy just made it worse

Fantastic

Why?

Is he stupid?

[vagrant fox]

Because he was the noblest of them

[hollow lantern]

Unironically yes

[crisp heath]

And people liked him his charisma was just that good

[opaque coyote]

Konrad is basically

"Man I tried absolutely nothing and now I'm doomed!"

[hollow lantern]

People like Sang cause he looks cool and "muh sacrifice" but he's genuinely a stupid bastard in all of his books up until the SoT

[vagrant fox]

I guess the Lion is a contender for fucking over his home the most

[crisp heath]

well at least in his defense he was slowly going insane due to his foresight he was actually getting worse and worse

[opaque coyote]

... that's probably why he's the only one that truly sacrificed himself for the Emperor

He's the only one stupid enough to do so

[crisp heath]

i love hm because he looks cool and because he's a stupid chud

he is just like me

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/bRnwB.gif

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but at least the Lion is perfectly defined as an asshole

Like explicitly so

[hollow lantern]

Angron is my favorite stupid bastard primarch tbh

He knows what's right and he spits facts but he's too broken to not be an asshole

[vagrant fox]

Angron #1 Sanguinius #2

[opaque coyote]

"RFGFH I'M SO ANGRY I COULD KILL MYSELF!"

"Do it."

"RERFGG NO."

"why... Why not?"

"IT MUST BE IN BATTLE"

"...sighhh"

I like Angron because he's a hypocrite

[vagrant fox]

And then to destroy the lives of untold millions in your brain dented rampage

[opaque coyote]

Like even more so than Konrad

[vagrant fox]

He's so cool

[opaque coyote]

Since at least Konrad had the excuse of having the worst futures constantly being beamed into his head.

[hollow lantern]

I love this art tbh

[opaque coyote]

Admittedly the Butchers Nails looking like Dreadlocks is a great design choice ngl

[hollow lantern]

Tbh Konrad had all futures beamed into his head and he himself constantly choosing the worst is why they eventually became that

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's a self fulfilling prophecy type of thing

[hollow lantern]

I'm just saying idk if it's an excuse

[opaque coyote]

Eh not really.

Since Sanguinius had a similar thing. And despite also being a dumbass

He was at least smart enough to know that he could at least change things

And even disproved Konrad right in front of him

So Konrad is like

#2 in "literally, if you just stopped and thought for like a second, you wouldn't be self destroying rn"

#1 is Angron. He's basically "the abused becomes the abuser"

He probably treated his genesons the fucking worst out of all of the primarchs

Including wonderful candidates like Perturabo who did the classic "kill 1/10th for a punishment"

I forgot the latin term since it originated in rome

Decimation I think?

Yup Decimation

[nocturne jetty]

Ima play the CHAOS SORCEROR

Muahahahhaa

[vagrant fox]

I should revive my old khornate warband, you're right

[nocturne jetty]

tomorrow

[hollow lantern]

Aye

Yeah Angron is fucked

I love him and the world eaters tho

WE and WB are my end all favorite traitors

[vagrant fox]

Correct choice

[hollow lantern]

Enjoy, used to love playing that dude

[opaque coyote]

It is funny because I can essentially summarize him as

"The type of abusive dad to throw a beer bottle at their kid for no reason"

[nocturne jetty]

Yea ima test him out tomorrow

I havent tryed the Imperium race. General Sturm

[opaque coyote]

And then I just see this image but with Angron and one of his sons.

[vagrant fox]

I get that if breathing and thinking and doing anything that isn't eviscerating someone is painful it's difficult to be reasonable but

Tell them to stop when they mutilate themselves maybe

[opaque coyote]

Like at least prevent your sons

From doing the same thing that causes you pain

Like

"What the FUCK ARE YOU DOING??"

"We're trying to feel your pain."

"ARE YOU STUPID??"

[hollow lantern]

Yeah but then I wouldn't have this art so

[opaque coyote]

"...okay now that I say that out loud-"

[vagrant fox]

Worth it tbf

[hollow lantern]

I love double axe man

[opaque coyote]

Clearly he knows the assignment

[vagrant fox]

I love axehead on the left

[hollow lantern]

It's so good

[vagrant fox]

He's my glup shitto

[opaque coyote]

KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN

And also have fun

[hollow lantern]

He's genuinely so good design wise

Its peak 40k stupidity

[opaque coyote]

What

What the fuck is a scissor head why did I say that

[hollow lantern]

It reminds me of those those enemies from silent hill homecoming tbh

[opaque coyote]

Pyramid head

I meant pyramid head

Fuck

Except if his cleaver was the head

[hollow lantern]

Nah these guys

[opaque coyote]

Actually yeah

[vagrant fox]

Really in the mood to resurrect my old warband who were convinced if they kill enough in the idea of getting Khorne to kill Angron it would happen
But it's bedtime

[opaque coyote]

Also notice how his arm is literally like

A spike

Bro literally cannot grab anything anymore

[hollow lantern]

Sometimes I think about how detrimental the chaos gods gifts are

[opaque coyote]

How is he supposed to pile the skulls for the skull throne?

[opaque coyote]

I mean one of the common ones is literally

"Your armor is fused to your body"

[hollow lantern]

Thats not too bad tbh

[vagrant fox]

Like chopsticks, one at a time

[opaque coyote]

You better at least have it be power armor and not some shit tier flak armor or something

Honestly, again, a Chaos themed Rogue-like would go hard

Chaos God boons as the modifiers

Fucking autocorrect

Like similar to Hades and the buffs related to their respective gods

You could even do combo ones

[hollow lantern]

You should uh

Look at the black crusade boon tables sometime.

They're funny

[opaque coyote]

I had the idea of making a 40k chaos themed rogue like as like

A fan game

Even if a mini one

But the worst part is that if I do make it and release it for free

I would likely get bisected by GW's lawyers

Tbf GW isn't Nintendo tier (yet) but they have done some weird things

Like trying to copyright fucking SPACE MARINE

Like the words Space Marine

I don't even know why they even tried

[opaque coyote]

Which is sad because even though I know it'd probably be shit because I never made a video game before

I would probably get sent to the CBT chambers if it gained any popularity somehow

[plush mason]

is there a reason deathguard and nurgle daemon engines have cyclopean helmets a lot?

[storm jungle]

Its a callback to the Warhammer Fantasy chaos warriors who are the originators of that design, its basically just because it looks cool

[plush mason]

got it

[lament shoal]

Got this chainsword pin

[crisp heath]

do these little chuds here have a different name for them or is just everyone an ork?

i swear it if just something like "small little lad" im going to kms

[winter pine]

I think that's a Snotling?

[crisp heath]

i see

can the smaller ones evolve to big orks?

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gretchin

No grots always remain as grots

[crisp heath]

Funny

[storm jungle]

they are essentially a slave-abuse species

and largely a play on how goblins get treated by orcs in media

[lament shoal]

Orks treat humans better than they do grots, its hilarious

[storm jungle]

LOL yeah and they treat people as literally food/slave labor

[crisp heath]

so that means grots are the free punching bags

i remember loving to terrorize them in space marine 1

seeing them run gave me joy

[storm jungle]

Yeah they exist to basically be servants

to the point that the Red Gobbo developed across the ork race as a response

[crisp heath]

red what

[storm jungle]

Red Gobbo

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Da_Red_Gobbo

Read up

[lament shoal]

Sometimes orks will literally use them as blunt weapons during a fight lmfao

[crisp heath]

searched it on google and it showed me a picture of a soviet grot

[storm jungle]

Correct.

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Da_Red_Gobbo

Read up.

[crisp heath]

Its literally the soviet union of grots

[storm jungle]

thats the joke yes

https://klipy.com/gifs/stalin-joseph-stalin-51

[crisp heath]

So its an idea that spreads like an entity of grots going against the orks

Thats so fucking fun

[storm jungle]

Yeah its great lmao

also follows the soviet authoritarianism thing where the moment they DO sometimes suceed they just infight and screw everything up

[winter pine]

I love the Orks so much lmfao, great stuff

[crisp heath]

truly peak

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[crisp heath]

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366882068960641185/1470409593678205043/IMG_8802.gif

[outer wave]

Im surprised he doesnt just kick him off camera

Kinda wish he had a judo chop that just does that to you

[lament shoal]

Why did he fold like a gmod character

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[dapper gyro]

Your body would likely falls like that if you get immediate fatal injury.

[median star]

nothing will stop the hobgobla khanate

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/warcraft-world-of-warcraft-1

[fervent geode]

Hmm interesting, yeah if that was STC tech then i guess that means its possible albeit rare

[celest cedar]

Nate the Rake does it again

Nate Fallout my goat

[arctic talon]

Nate the rake

[plush mason]

this is even more impressive when you remember that helldiver helmets are made out of the same titanium alloy the super destroyers are and can literally stop direct impacts from plasma weapons

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh

a helmet is suppose to break to absorb impact

so blocking blows like that will turn their brains/head into soup

lmao

[arctic talon]

It’s really funny when a helmet deflects a bullet

Also btw

The new automaton targeting AI is really good

[storm jungle]

what is it

[arctic talon]

I watched a friend get sniped by an automaton and insta die

[plush mason]

who ever said super earth is smart?

[arctic talon]

The more small/medium sized automatons are targeting you the more accurate you get

Also if the eye of Sauron is upon you

They’ll always have the fully boosted accuracy

Doesn’t effect hulks or the tanks which already had good target acquisition

But smaller bots can get really accurate now

To the point where they just aimbot headshot you when you peak them

[rose thorn]

avergae fallout 4 W

[winter pine]

yep... this is a certified Buffout + Battle Brew + Rushing Water + Slasher + Rocket + Rebound + Med-X + Turbo + Wasteland Tequila classic

[arctic talon]

Taking every single chem before beating an entire camp of Legion/NCR to death

[rose thorn]

OH YEAH

Nvm lost the spot

Post

[hollow lantern]

Good post

[rose thorn]

Found it

I haven’t played either of those games so

Food for thought

[opaque coyote]

Heard OW2 was good

[rose thorn]

Nvm that was cringe as shit sorry chat

[hollow lantern]

Why is the avowed pc so fucking ugly

Ik the answer but like

[opaque coyote]

But in general Obsidian seems to be a company that uh

Has a good game only to trip

And then the game becomes worse

[hollow lantern]

I think most of the FNV people left obsidian

[opaque coyote]

Yup

Most of them were freelancers tbf

[hollow lantern]

Like how most of the ME1/2 people left bioware by uhhh, Andromeda

[opaque coyote]

But Obsidian has made some good games.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2.

South Park: Stick of Truth

Pillars of Eternity

[lament shoal]

FucKING KIILLL!!👹

[opaque coyote]

But Obsidian is like...

Bethesda's other side of the coin. Their problems are different but it results in the same fucking thing

[hollow lantern]

Honestly

Drugs are the best part of fo4

[opaque coyote]

I FUCKING LOVE JET!!!

[hollow lantern]

Psycho Jet my beloved

Chemist+that one resist addiction perk+infinite psycho jet

[rose thorn]

Listening to seven’s new voice lines

https://tenor.com/view/seven-deadlock-babygirl-coquette-gif-17318167776146158185

He’s so… peak

[winter pine]

unfortunately New Vegas was what I've dubbed a lightning in a bottle game

Same as Majora's Mask and Disco Elysium

Just right combo of developers at the right place and time for it to happen

[daring creek]

non binary custodes when

[jade holly]

Highguard’s newest character is sick

[rose thorn]

Already here

[rose thorn]

High guard has characters?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoring-sleeping-honkshoo-gif-9791480880639208048

HOOOOOONK SHOO

[jade holly]

I feel like y’all are hating the game without even trying it tbh

[jade holly]

If you want my honest to God opinion: it’s literally Apex

[rose thorn]

Ah I hate apex legends

[jade holly]

Fair enough

But the game gets way too much hate imo because of the Game Awards

[rose thorn]

(I have like 500 hours in mirage)

[jade holly]

The new guy can turn into a wolf and maul people

[hollow lantern]

Some motherfucker always trying to ice skate uphill

[jade holly]

Honestly yeah

He’s Blade but instead of a vampire he’s a lycanthrope

[hollow lantern]

I fw it tbh

[jade holly]

Also he never lets you hide

He has 3 ways to reveal you

His passive that reveals you when low, his ability fires out a wolf projectile that homes in on the nearest enemy and goes through walls to mark them, and his ultimate marks every enemy on the map and gives himself movement speed

[hollow lantern]

Neat

(I have never played highguard)

[jade holly]

Ever play Apex?

[hollow lantern]

No lol

Well

[jade holly]

You know of it though?

[hollow lantern]

Yes once because someone said "it has a grappling hook like titanfall"

And i went "you're a fucking liar" and uninstalled it

[jade holly]

It’s literally Apex but instead of a battle royale storm, you besiege an enemy base and destroy it

[hollow lantern]

Loosely

[celest cedar]

he looks great

[jade holly]

He feels great to play too

Being a wolf running across a big open map just to maul one poor bastard and then shoot them with a revolver has never been so fun

[celest cedar]

https://gamebanana.com/sounds/85733 aint no way dude 💀

[tough haven]

Its beautiful

[opaque coyote]

Sooner or later we'll get cyberpunk 2077 ads

There was a Squarespace Super Bowl ad a few years ago that was a remake of Dolly Parton's "9 to 5", suggesting you should get a second job from "5 to 9" so you never stop working and hustling.

[arctic talon]

ngl

at least the ads in the cyberpunk universe are entertaining in how absurd/degenerate they are

[opaque coyote]

Gallows humor isn't fucking funny when the hangman is the one telling it

“My boss suddenly dropped a huge task on me and he wants it done in 15 minutes! Better use AI to write a whole presentation and analysis report and all the questions I might expect him to ask!”

[opaque coyote]

when will we get

NICOLA!!!

TASTE THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[outer wave]

Unrealistic scenario: the boss would just fire the guy and do it himself with AI

[arctic talon]

Idk but this one from RED always makes me laugh at the absurdity and the fact that someday this is our future

Your water is literal toxic sludge unless you buy it from us

[lament shoal]

Knowing cyberpunk, it probably isn't even real water 😭

[arctic talon]

Oh it’s worse lmao

||it’s reprocessed waste water that isn’t suitable for drinking being sold as a natural health product||

[dapper gyro]

It is already like that in some place in the USA.

[arctic talon]

It is, but it’s not a monopoly(yet)

[dapper gyro]

Like removing chlorine from water supply.

Your water is purposefully contaminated so that the totally not chlorinated water bottle company can make money.

[arctic talon]

Their ceo is supposed to be a somewhat sympathetic figure btw lol, which, she is until you learn more about the truth lmao Bcs it’s a “small” corporation

[opaque coyote]

I think some commercials are like that

Just not for water

I distinctly remember a lot of commercials like that for fruits and stuff

[arctic talon]

Nah

That’s just Allfoods food advertisement

Allfoods doesn’t have a monopoly(yet)

But they’re getting there

[opaque coyote]

I meant irl

But

[opaque coyote]

Yeah they have a specific clause that basically has them take away their entire support for your community

If you do things like

Try to make your own garden

[arctic talon]

Those seeds are copyrighted

Smh

[opaque coyote]

Which luckily isn't realistic

...

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside scop isn’t that bad

[opaque coyote]

Yet

[arctic talon]

This is untrue

GMO seeds are often copyrighted

[opaque coyote]

Oh right

But at least you can grow your own garden without the equivalent of Walmart just

Refusing to sell to your neighborhood

[hollow lantern]

I was reminded of the warhawks chaplain fanart so you get to see him again too

[arctic talon]

Like deadass I’d eat Scop

[arctic talon]

This shit goes hard

[hollow lantern]

Yes it does

The Guard should have chaplains ngl

[arctic talon]

They do sorta

Not really

They get regimental preachers

[lament shoal]

Wolf would you eat the night city pizza

[arctic talon]

No

[lament shoal]

Lmfao understandable

[arctic talon]

Buck-a-slice might actually kill me

[hollow lantern]

Extra cheese and locust pepperoni for me.

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Why do all the topping combos seem awful

Ingame lol

It’s not like they don’t have sausage

Like yeah it’s Scop or worm protein

But it’s not a whole ass insect????

locust pepperoni just being an entire locust is so funny lol

[arctic talon]

Btw as an corpo/exec being caught eating that shit is unacceptable LOL

You will get mocked relentlessly

[hollow lantern]

Im ngl

[lament shoal]

The rogue AI ocean mines is such a scary bit of cyberpunk lore

[arctic talon]

Living standard tiers is such a funny thing

[hollow lantern]

Buck a slice probably tastes like reheated lil Ceasars

[lament shoal]

I learned about them a few weeks ago

[arctic talon]

It’s worse prolly I’m ngl

It’s said to share more in common with cardboard then actual pizza

[hollow lantern]

I mean

Does Lil Ceasars not?

[arctic talon]

Little ceaser resembles pizza

Vaguely

It does resemble cardboard

But its texture is more pizza then cardboard

[arctic talon]

Look they’re not rogue AI, they’re AI that think the war never ended

They’re also not sentient/sapient AI

So they won’t suddenly bomb every seaboard known to exist ever

Arasaka and militech ruining the ocean forever

Thanks guys

[hollow lantern]

If they didn't someone else would

[opaque coyote]

Honestly the Pizza wouldn't be bad if they literally had not garbage toppings

Tofu Tuna and Pineapple Pizza

Artichoke and Guacamole Pizza

Ironically enough the only one that sounds decent is the Locust Pepperoni Pizza. And even then instead of it being processed...

For once they decided to be organic and put ACTUAL FUCKING LOCUSTS ON IT

Oh yeah and random artificial vegetables

[hollow lantern]

Mmm, locust

[arctic talon]

tbh

I'd eat it

lol

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I would too

[hollow lantern]

It, genuinely, is the most appealing option presented

[opaque coyote]

Heard locusts are crunchy

Should actually be interesting

[opaque coyote]

That's the worst part

Seriously who the fuck decided ARTICHOKE AND AVOCADO PIZZA

I get Night City is in California BUT EVEN WE DON'T HAVE THAT SHIT

[hollow lantern]

I feel like that exists somewhere in cali I'm ngl.

[opaque coyote]

Although arguably the most questionable is pineapple and tofu tuna

Pineapple Pizza isn't bad

But why tofu tuna

Why is the Tofu flavored Tuna

At least try to flavor it like it's ham

[arctic talon]

You can make this combo at a build a pizza place ngl

[hollow lantern]

you can

i dont want to

but you can

[arctic talon]

Tofu and duck blood pizza irl

Glory to Pizza Hut Taiwan

I know Americans and they’re all fucking cowards

This is true degenerate gluttony

[hollow lantern]

Is that

Hot pot pizza

[arctic talon]

Yes

[hollow lantern]

Imagine showing ts to a purebred italian tbh

[arctic talon]

I have

[hollow lantern]

Howd that go?

[arctic talon]

They said it wasn’t pizza

I was inclined to agree with them considering I also showed them the boba one

[opaque coyote]

might look good (and also heart attack inducing) if it wasn't for the oreos

[hollow lantern]

Eat whatever bullshit you want, yk?

[arctic talon]

Holy shit lol

I just saw a new one

https://img.pizzahut.com.tw/w736/282ec871194ead8494f741d6636e2d90.jpg

Behold

[hollow lantern]

Thats an entire lobster

[arctic talon]

Boston seafood pizza

Yeah it’s a whole ass lobster lol

[hollow lantern]

Can i be real with you?

[arctic talon]

They had one with truffle and wagyu beef at some point

[hollow lantern]

Lobster meat would probably fuck

On a pizza

[arctic talon]

You’d eat it? Yeah so would I

Absolutely ol

[hollow lantern]

Like I love lobster ravioli

But the entire gd crustacean?

[arctic talon]

I have very little doubt most of these can taste good if the presentation wasn’t so uh

Extreme

[arctic talon]

Gotta pick the meat out yourself 💀

[hollow lantern]

Well like

[arctic talon]

For that premium expierence

[hollow lantern]

Exactly

If it wasnt the entire mf thang on it

I could probably fw it

Pizza gonna be cold by the time I'm done dismantling the damn sea cockroach

[arctic talon]

https://img.pizzahut.com.tw/w736/f73b8ed568f3d8b562096053f0e2e4b1.jpg

Okay I’m done

This is enough flash banging myself with new “ideas”

[hollow lantern]

What is that?

[arctic talon]

It’s a family meal box

[lament shoal]

I love putting ricotta on pizza its so fucking good

[hollow lantern]

You know thats not what I'm asking Elite

[arctic talon]

With 3 types of pizza, 3 types of desert, Taiwanese fried chicken and 4 bbq items

Oh the pizza

[hollow lantern]

Big fan of ricotta and fresh garlic on white

[arctic talon]

God I don’t know

The example ones look like uh

[hollow lantern]

Id try it tbh

[arctic talon]

Seafood pizza on red sauce, takoyaki pizza, and some sort of meat

[queen laurel]

This sounds like something you will find in American menu do Chinese have a lot of family gatherings in their food culture?

[arctic talon]

Carbs on carbs is nuts

[arctic talon]

For holidays/celebration yes

But this feels like a bunch of college students territory

Or friends

Not for family

[queen laurel]

Definitely the latter

[hollow lantern]

Do the chinese actually eat crab rangoons

Or is that an american thing

I love them tbh

[arctic talon]

its an american thing bcs of the cheese

but fried dumplings are a nightmarket thing

Americanized chinese food is its entire whole unique thing and its super cool

[hollow lantern]

Big fan of Crab Rangoons and General Tso's

[lament shoal]

The panda express on my campus has cream cheese rangoons

They're pretty good

[hollow lantern]

The best ones ive ever had were uh

From a place called Ozona in Florida

[arctic talon]

usual rule is

if its got a big sweet sauce component and isn't pork/bbq

it has cheese

it is likely americanized

nothing wrong with it, but those are the big tells

[hollow lantern]

They came with this wonderful peach reduction sauce

[hollow lantern]

Chinese missing out on those mf pizza rolls man

[sacred ginkgo]

Infinite sugar for the american diet

[arctic talon]

funnily enough there's americanized chinese food in china and taiwan now

lol

usually big cities only

but they exist

but the sauce they use for stuff like General Tso's and orange chicken its actually most similar to seafood/pork

this is the grandparent of Orange Chicken and General Tso's

say hello to it

[sacred ginkgo]

Is that like

A natural red

[arctic talon]

yep!

my grandma taught me how to make it

[hollow lantern]

Hello very red food

[sacred ginkgo]

How much chili is involved

[arctic talon]

my dads sides moms side was from that region of china

[arctic talon]

none, its red rice

[hollow lantern]

Id try it tbh

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh

Neat

[arctic talon]

Its like sweet and sour pork if you've ever had it

but sweeter

[sacred ginkgo]

Haven't heard of red rice

[hollow lantern]

Ill try a lot of foods tbh

[arctic talon]

its meant to remind you of lychees lol

Its called lychee pork

[sacred ginkgo]

I'd try literally anything that isn't an active biohazard

[opaque coyote]

by @101ho_

"Yes I am very human yes"

[opaque coyote]

actually looks good ngl

[lament shoal]

There's a Cantonese place here in LA called Paul's kitchen, best Chinese food I've ever had. They have this creamy chow mein dish thats to die for

[arctic talon]

neat

is it hard noodles? or soft

[lament shoal]

You can order them soft or pan fried

[arctic talon]

interesting

[sacred ginkgo]

Gods I've very thoroughly disassociated you from your status so I get flashbanged by it every time

[arctic talon]

LOL

but yeah my Grandma on my Dads side basicially said if I don't learn how to cook all the family recipes to carry them on she'll kill me, so I got to learn them all

I'm basically done

[opaque coyote]

that's the purpose of it

[sacred ginkgo]

I'd be down

[arctic talon]

The one thing I still struggle with is fish balls in all the dif ways that have been in the family since forever

What a fucking nightmare lol

[sacred ginkgo]

What about them

[arctic talon]

Making the slurry with ground up fish and starch takes ages, and I don’t get consistent thickness for the stuffed ones

Which is unacceptable

[sacred ginkgo]

Fish balls sounds like something i would love to make

[arctic talon]

But they’re quite fun to make

https://canaancater.com/cdn/shop/files/8a4851aed27841fc9f68c2e0be7727b8.jpg?v=1751336926&width=480

This is the specific style I struggle with

[sacred ginkgo]

There a specific kind of fish or just "it swims"

[arctic talon]

Stuffing the meat into the ball

[arctic talon]

White meat fish, mackerel or milkfish preferred.

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok

I live in salmon land which is why I ask

[arctic talon]

You can prolly use salmon

Color would be off but the fattiness would be fine

But stuffing them with meat + getting the thickness right is what I suck at

I can do the normal solid ones fine

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I'd probably learn the lazy solid ones

DIY dumpling is something I don't have the motivation for

[arctic talon]

Ngl these are a total PITA to make

Even the solid ones

But it’s fun for me lol

[arctic talon]

Honestly buying premade wrappers cuts down on a ton of work lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah thats what I've done for other stuff

[vagrant fox]

What a thing to wake up to

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to the Stellaris beta which optimized too well and now runs the game TOO fast on higher speeds

[lament shoal]

Those look tasty

[fervent geode]

Omg hokchiu fishballs

Long time no see

Sometimes they have soup accumulate inside and it just explodes

[vagrant fox]

Love me some fishballs, only ever had them without filling and made from cod

[fervent geode]

Ah those are more common defo

Most of the ones ive had are tilapia or milkfish

[late verge]

You know i wish dt was a show of some sort bc I want to see more of the rejects shenanigans without having to

Like

Play darktide

[vagrant fox]

Don't worry nvidia revealed a thing that lets ai play games for you

[late verge]

Killing myself and taking you with me

[vagrant fox]

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/nvidia-led-nitrogen-is-a-generalist-video-gaming-ai-that-can-play-any-title-research-also-has-big-implications-for-robotics

Don't kill me kill nvidia

[daring creek]

Shoot the messenger

Anyway

When robo dog cops are real

🪓

Its only morally correct

And quite literally is

[vagrant fox]

You want to kill dogs?

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-dynamics-robot-dog-dancing-robot-dog-robot-dog-gif-11784828160704918072

I WILL be profiled by a robo dog

Just fuckin wait for pocket emps

[vagrant fox]

Wild how GTA San Andreas' country music radio has a 'sexual realignment kit' advertisement

47 pounds of estrogen

[celest dome]

If we go from the consideration that the Great Horned Rat is stealing things from the various Aetheric Domains (Eg: Putrid Corruption-Nurgle -> Clan Pestilen)
Do we think that it picked up things from other Domains ?

[daring creek]

the lion is a jackass

[vagrant fox]

Lionlet statement

[wary fulcrum]

Oh I like that idea, just straight up rat thievery

[surreal nest]

@arctic talon i just had a game with the most chud nerd voiced person ever it was fucking torture

[vagrant fox]

That's what you get for playing that

[jolly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[surreal nest]

you cant treat every moba like league because of your trauma

[celest cedar]

adhd aah voice

[vagrant fox]

I can treat every moba like a moba

[urban spire]

mobas are like that

you have to like mobas a lot or hate yourself a lot to play mobas

if you only like mobas a little bit and don't hate yourself very much, you will not be able to play past the moba community

[shadow plover]

This is correct

[surreal nest]

moba community doesnt mean anything thats just reddit slang

deadlock is toxic because its valve

league is toxic because its based off a valve game

[urban spire]

moba community predates reddit

I PLAYED THAT SHIT WHEN IT WAS A WARCRAFT MOD

[surreal nest]

that was not my claim

get closer to your screen

[urban spire]

no, YOU fix your eyes

i'm saying the meaning predates reddit, that it's a toxic shitpit

[surreal nest]

smite and HOTS and even paragon and shit were pretty not toxic

[urban spire]

yeah but they also weren't good

[surreal nest]

not that many mobas out there

relevance your honor

[urban spire]

relevant because the game needs to be good to have a community

[surreal nest]

you play darktide you dont know what a good game is

drop down and give me 50

[shadow plover]

you take that back...

[surreal nest]

I DO IM SORRU

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-mckay-tom-kcd-tom-mckay-kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-gif-181997993219534957

[rocky gale]

Henry's come to visit

[surreal nest]

what a gif

[shadow plover]

It's very good

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[crisp heath]

Hello mal

[rose thorn]

Still mad this is suppose to be a 40K thing when it makes 10 times more sense if it was AoS

[celest dome]

It's both though

[rose thorn]

I thought it was a 40K only thing

From uh

What was that thing called

Where Vashtor looked for keys

[celest dome]

Horus Heresy, Maelstorm something

[rose thorn]

Ou lol

[celest dome]

But the Aetheric Domain are outside of 40k

[rose thorn]

I think the aetheric domain is a 40K thing specifically

I mena HH

[fervent geode]

Arks of Omen?

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

Ah

Idh those campaign books uh

[rose thorn]

Just checked it’s a chaos knight thing for HH tho

[fervent geode]

But smn told me it was there

[fervent geode]

Oh weird

Wonder how that got there

[rose thorn]

It’s specifically about the alignments of malestorm daemons

Referring to daemon host knight

It’s their political alignment lmao

[fervent geode]

Ah thats uhhhh

Chaos poli chart

[rose thorn]

/AE/: “Heedoids ruining our malestorm.”

[fervent geode]

This is a Ravenous Dissolution household! you get your infernal tempest out of here

[celest cedar]

hey lynx

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shart-crying

daemon political science has to be based, one day I'll play a word bearer based on that in a black crusade game

[fervent geode]

Do you burn it all first or sacrifice some people first

[rose thorn]

Vashtor’s strongest artifice sympathizer …

[fervent geode]

[vagrant fox]

Figure the daemon political science major out first, then either or

[fervent geode]

Argues ceaselessly with the Be'lakorist family

[fervent geode]

The answer is yes

[crisp heath]

Been ages

[rose thorn]

Mf was on Samus’ island!!!

[fervent geode]

Yo whatever Samus was doing with those Daemonettes was insane

Raum was on the Samus list

😢

[rose thorn]

Can’t believe he was behind daemons getting legends in 40K

[fervent geode]

He was behind all ts shit, he is why EC get no cultists

Karanak wouldnt go to his island🙏

[rose thorn]

lol

[vagrant fox]

I reckon if my patron daemon hadn't done some henious things on epstein island I'd be disappointed

[fervent geode]

Emperor's Children mentality

But if ur WB and ur letting the daemon in you

Must be a lil too freaky

[vagrant fox]

These things need to be freaky otherwise it's lameo

[fervent geode]

Tru tru

Maybe the daemon gooning mid combat will actually have benefits🤔

[vagrant fox]

Whatever it shoots out will probably be dangerous

[crisp heath]

Paying an artist for my commission in dollars has left me in shambles

[vagrant fox]

what is the leu to dollar bad or something

[crisp heath]

35 dollars (price of commission) is roughly 200 BRL which is a lot of money for me

Seeing the debit card take it from me left me like

https://x.com/extremeblitz__/status/2021202100567540087?s=46

duck (@ExtremeBlitz__)

Discord assigns new CEO
New CEO is Israeli
They start asking for biometric data

▶ Play video

X · Feb 10, 2026, 12:38 PM

I'm tired, boss...0

[raven stone]

It is tiring from all angles really

[storm jungle]

Mossad plant

[raven stone]

From the biometric demands, to either an actual Mossad plant or rampant antisemitism

No matter how you slice it this is shit

[storm jungle]

Everything is antisemitism to them tbh

so kinda rings hollow at this point lol

[rose thorn]

The fuck lmao

[raven stone]

I mean the saddest thing is actual anti semitic are still active lol.

[raven stone]

Feather. Beeg feather for hat.

Meaning can be any GW product line.

[celest dome]

cute

[heady rivet]

Its for ||Necromunda||

[celest dome]

I somewhat doubt, it's really like the Old Landsknecht feathers

The only feather thing in Munda currently is this

While Old World has those types of feathers

[crisp heath]

The ultimate form
Crab

[heady rivet]

Every mini is a Necromunda mini

[rose thorn]

It’s probably ToW but I hope it’s necromunda

[raven stone]

NGL that looks surprisingly legit Metal Slug style awesome.

But also, "all is crabs" memes

[heady rivet]

My friend wants to get some historical wargame minis and paint them up as Lannister forces

Because the actual ASOIAF wargame is wack

[storm jungle]

The War for Cersei's Cunt™

😭

[rose thorn]

I feel like I haven’t seen a realistic medieval wargame

Er, historic

Feel like it would be a fun spin on those arguments like “would peak byzatines beat the Celtics” arguments

[heady rivet]

For Jaimes, you mean

[rose thorn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QSMVQxJ8Yic?si=ACkxKa1dmnPOPZqv

[spring cairn]

i hope maurice says something one day

that mole is mute

[nocturne crest]

So has all the chaos previews from the recent show been shown off?

[fervent geode]

Yeap iirc

The Defiler was the last

[rose thorn]

finally, real factions like GSC and imperial agents can get releases

[fervent geode]

Im just glad the doomcrab got his refresh

Man really needed it

[nocturne crest]

Soul Grinder is next.

With extra torsos.

[rose thorn]

Soul grinder has been sent to super hell

[nocturne crest]

Super duper soul grinder will appear

[raven stone]

I was joking with other people the whole "create your own Warlord" thing is a stealth Agent supplement

Thematically fits them the most

[shadow plover]

https://x.com/HashionDiscord/status/2021220019556827605?s=20

Hashi (@HashionDiscord)

Oh wow, new Calgar looks great

X · Feb 10, 2026, 1:49 PM

[storm jungle]

no

[heady rivet]

yes

[languid meadow]

scorpion king lookin ass

[storm jungle]

🔇

[celest cedar]

shes just a huge bitch and we like her for that

🗣️

[surreal nest]

this character needs to be removed

[surreal nest]

🗣️

[arctic talon]

LOL

[languid meadow]

this shit goes hard

[surreal nest]

he was literally just chirping the whole game

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-patrick-bateman-gif-11003287025969974048

[arctic talon]

I'd just have muted him

lol

[hollow lantern]

It gives me Aku vibes

[plush mason]

wait these are eldar?

i thought they where just some human pirates

[languid meadow]

there are like

2 things named reavers really iirc

corsairs and a bird

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Corsair_Skyreaver

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Sky_Reaver

[storm jungle]

Its just human pirates

"sky" and "reaver" are very generic words to combine for raiders

[arctic talon]

they're probably human pirates

tbh

[languid meadow]

yeah but that's BORING

where is your DELUSION

[storm jungle]

Dont care. Stop coping about aliens.

[vagrant fox]

eldar sweep now

[hollow lantern]

This confirms an Eldar class

[languid meadow]

it's not my fault xenos are infinitely more interesting than Ch*os

[vagrant fox]

Reckon I could adopt one and bring it come

[vagrant fox]

wrong, delete this

[languid meadow]

they're human 2

same shit different toilet

Vox Machines are fun to fight when 5 aren't dropped on you

[storm jungle]

suffer

also homing rockets GO

[languid meadow]

are they homing?

they feel random

they're really funny tho to see someone next you get turned to paste

[storm jungle]

when they get fired where they are gonna land is lit up on the ground with the yellow light

[languid meadow]

huh

[storm jungle]

Took me like 2 missions to figure it out lol

[storm jungle]

they are really fucking intimidating too

holy fuck those cannons are no joke

[languid meadow]

yeah

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/explosion-122

[languid meadow]

I do hate tho that people are treating them like hive lords

when no please fucking kill them

stop ignoring them

[storm jungle]

Same, they are Elites not a Boss lol

[storm jungle]

i mostly ignore them because they are way too big and a enemy hazard

[languid meadow]

outside of the city they're really fast

I got the leveler just for them

but it uh

[storm jungle]

you are also basically dead the moment they see you lol

[vagrant fox]

I've only done three missions so I'm not sure where their weakpoint is but I'm sure plinking at it

[languid meadow]

doesn't kill them

their head and ass

[vagrant fox]

I'll try with something that isn't the belt fed grenade launcher

[languid meadow]

they have those glowing vents on their back that can be killed with small arms but the gatlings will kill you if you don't destroy them

leveler and an EAT to the face worked

[storm jungle]

yeah the back wents and the cranium seem to be it

also im sad to note when the driver gets ejected they dont join the fray lol

the tube they are in just lands and despawns

lmao

[languid meadow]

tubemen...

[languid meadow]

we're fighting grineer

[storm jungle]

Real.

[vagrant fox]

Do people still get butthurt over the preorder armours btw

[arctic talon]

ngl I feel like they were semi hardwired into the tube

lol

so they can't really just get out

lol

[storm jungle]

lame

[languid meadow]

considering they plan on bringing some of them to the super store I don't think so

[storm jungle]

"plan"

[languid meadow]

like the blue one

[storm jungle]

its been 2 years......

[languid meadow]

did they say that 2 years ago?

[storm jungle]

Probably.

Its joever..........

[languid meadow]

I only heard about it a couple of months ago when the hive worlds dropped

[storm jungle]

Hiveworlds were like 4 years ago

Arrowhead please

[vagrant fox]

I just remember people getting mad they couldn't have the ice cream armour to larp as SEAF

[storm jungle]

hey give them a break

they wanna bust to SEAF-chan™

[arctic talon]

implying you ever get to have a child as a helldiver

[vagrant fox]

horrid

[arctic talon]

lmao

get in the tube

[storm jungle]

fucking peak cringe

[eager agate]

Is there really almost no room for iconoclastic thinking in 40k? Unless you're super privileged, like a rogue trader?

[storm jungle]

i hated that in the super earth invasion MO

like holy shit

SHUT UP you incel fucks

[arctic talon]

There is but you need to keep it to yourself

[vagrant fox]

A games fanbase hears one female voice and the cringe begins

[arctic talon]

or keep it small

[storm jungle]

You need to keep it to yourself. Being a good person in 40k will always have you end up dead.

[languid meadow]

my only two hopes are a cybernetic warbond and a SEAF based warbond because I like the blue colour they chose

[eager agate]

I fucking hate when horny shit takes over communities of any kind. I saw it happen with helldivers and I'm seeing it happen with Deadlock now too

[storm jungle]

Dude you have no idea trust me

EVERY DAY

There was a fucking seaf-chan post

like holy fuck

and of course its always a white blonde girl

lmao

[near wasp]

hey dilara im trying bloodline 2 again and well i gotta say it aint bad. like im starting to pick up on combat and fabain is actually a better character than i orginally thought

[storm jungle]

You are lost.

[languid meadow]

https://x.com/its_grayish/status/2020929026576220429?s=20

grayish (@its_grayish)

words cannot express the disdain i feel for discord so i drew my fursona beating wumpus to death

X · Feb 9, 2026, 6:33 PM

[vagrant fox]

The 40k universe is really terrible so not really much

[storm jungle]

The most you can be in 40k as a Rogue Trader is to be harsh but fair

[near wasp]

its not a bloodlines game but its a decent wod game

[jade holly]

I’m still sad we didn’t get an Oblit kit as part of the Mutilator kit for a dual box

[eager agate]

Das stupid

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Its not

if you give out too much you look weak

[hollow lantern]

We all know what she actually looks like

[storm jungle]

and people take advantage of this

[vagrant fox]

Or given some of the choices in the game, downright stupid tbh

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[near wasp]

40k bacially forces you to be a dick just to surive

[outer wave]

Rock guy being dumb again

[languid meadow]

saying this when the democracy officer calls them "techno-fascists" in game lmfao

[hollow lantern]

i like that sometimes icono decisions bite you in the ass

[jade holly]

Can I join the cyborgs for the sole reason of getting to be a cyborg?

I want a robot hand