40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

For mega nobz

[rose thorn]

what was in the old armageddon bxo?

oh hey AI generated fake leaks

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[shadow plover]

[arctic talon]

https://taleofpainters.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/battlelores.jpg.webp

It’s not gona be like this

[rose thorn]

GROTZZZZ I FORGOT THEY EXISTED

[arctic talon]

Mostly bcs they’re not legal armies

lol

[rose thorn]

lmao

new grotz is most likely

[arctic talon]

New grotz and boyz are soft confirmed

[rose thorn]

new greykngihts... pls

[storm jungle]

Yeah these are legit

because they sound very boring and safe

lmao

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I’m not sure wtf else they could do for Orks

lol

[storm jungle]

new units?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

like how marines get new units out the ass every month

[arctic talon]

Also there is a new unit

The walking gun

Whatever the fuck that is

Fuck if I know tho lol

[heady rivet]

They're gonna put on a bold talent show to save this doggone box

[plush mason]

ok i love this look and want more of it frankly

[storm jungle]

the Novitiate look yep

[rose thorn]

isnt that a killteam model lol

i didnt really expect to see a killteam model stick around so long its in a videogame now

[arctic talon]

She’s based on one

But her torso is dif

[vagrant fox]

Would be nice to have not novititates sisters in not power armour in a similar fashion

[plush mason]

same

[rose thorn]

wait do they not wear power armor?

[arctic talon]

They don’t

[heady rivet]

Nope

[arctic talon]

Novitiates don’t wear it

[rose thorn]

oh wow i never noticed that kt doenst wear armor

[heady rivet]

Gotta earn it

[heady rivet]

I think its carapace or flak?

[rose thorn]

Neat!

[plush mason]

so just like the space marines in that regard

got to earn the plate

[rose thorn]

@rocky gale sorry i was wrong about SoB cavarly

i can see it nowww

[plush mason]

they have cav?

[rose thorn]

no like last week were were discussing baout if SoB shoudl have cav

i was agasint it because i think pwoer armor on animals look stupid

like space wolves

[arctic talon]

They got carapace armor yeah

It’s the nice stuff

[rose thorn]

space wolves... . if it was SCOUTS on wolves id get it

but what is even the point

[plush mason]

just the fact those wolves are big enough for an armored space marine to ride is crazy

[rose thorn]

and it always looks stupid

[plush mason]

do the wolf scouts even have a unique look?

[rose thorn]

nono i was saying if it was space wolf scouts on solves it would make sense

and not fully armored spac maeirnes

it would make even more sense consideirnf that sw scouts are veterans

[arctic talon]

Yes

[plush mason]

oh i get that i was just wondering because i dont think i have ever seen the wolf scouts

[arctic talon]

Wolf scouts also are veterans yeah

[rose thorn]

ohh

you just replace the heads on scounts with beareded ones

[plush mason]

yeah because the space wolves are strange

[rose thorn]

the role mix up is the unironical only thing i like about SWs

[late verge]

Considering the fact that the imperium is very hands off in terms of governance, wouldnt that make the imperium more an ideology and a cultural infection and slightly less a state?

[plush mason]

their initiates get power armor and melee weapons

the blood claws

[late verge]

Cause its said to be authoritarian but wouldnt it be that the planets are individually authoritarian?

[plush mason]

its feudalism mixed with authoritarinism

[late verge]

But like

[rose thorn]

the imperium it self is you pay taxes and then get shot by the cops on a planet size scale

jsut like the US

[late verge]

Dont worlds have radically different governments between them and it doesnt realy matter as long as you pay taxes

[plush mason]

for the most part yeah

[late verge]

But the us has federal laws, and a lot of federal oversight

The imperium only seems to intervene when things are scawy

[rose thorn]

^ mostly

[languid meadow]

oh god not the space wolf scouts thing again

[heady rivet]

General totalitarianism, militarism, with a splash of theocratic rage in a feudal system

[languid meadow]

I HATE HOW THEY ORGANISE THEMSEVLES

[storm jungle]

The core imperium government is inherently fascist and encourages its governmentships on other planets to also abuse their populace.

[plush mason]

iirc the only line is the local government has to obey any imperium authority, abitrators and the like

[storm jungle]

to meet the Imperial Tithe you actively have to exploit both your planet and your populace

we got examples of Space Marines toppling democratic worlds

Absolute power also always largley corrupts people 95% of the time.

[late verge]

But if they dont force all planets to be authoritarian surveillance states, how is the imperium at large to be considered authoritarian? /genuine

it seems like its just something the local governments do?

Not saying I think the imperium is okay but it sometimes doesnt really even seem like a "thing" as we understand it

[rose thorn]

its the only thing i like, honeslty more chapters should reorganize thier roles while staying withitn the codex astarties ie WS

[late verge]

I see i see

[storm jungle]

Because they oppress their populace.

theres no "freedom" in the imperium really

you largely cant do jobs above your weight level

[languid meadow]

I wouldn't hate it as much if others did it more frequently but with them it's so weird

[storm jungle]

its all feudal jobs which are all some shade of bad or backbreaking

[plush mason]

the blood ravens exterminated their own homeworld for founding a democracy and rejecting the rule of the imperium's appointed governor

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

The imperium often enforces appointed govenors

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[late verge]

But like... wouldnt that depend...? /genuine question

[arctic talon]

If there’s democracy on the world

It’s secondary a lot of the time

To the govenor’s authority

I.E necromunda

[rose thorn]

if you are thinking about knight worlds, they technically arent apart of the imperium

[storm jungle]

Kinda but not really. Again theres no utopia planets on the Imperium unless you are Eppstein-tier rich/wealthy

[rose thorn]

same for admech

kinda*

[heady rivet]

Necromunda has one (1) Hive that is a democracy but they kowtow to Helmawr yeah

[heady rivet]

Garden worlds

[arctic talon]

Garden worlds are for the rich

[storm jungle]

*Island Worlds

[rose thorn]

like catachaN!!

[arctic talon]

And the slave workers

[heady rivet]

Which, even then, have workers

[arctic talon]

That’s a death world

[storm jungle]

aka Dubai Planet

[arctic talon]

💀

[lament shoal]

Epstein worlds

[rose thorn]

lmao

[heady rivet]

There's one Garden world that just made statues

[late verge]

It almost feels more like how america tries to crush communist governments in its sphere than like. A united front, does that make sense?

[arctic talon]

RELEASE THE HELMWAR LIST

[rose thorn]

i thouhgt paradise worlds were slave worlds

[arctic talon]

they are

Well the underclass labors for the rich people

Who come to visit

[heady rivet]

Every planet in the Imperium is a slave world

[arctic talon]

So yeah it’s usually slave labor

[rose thorn]

true.......

[arctic talon]

Feudal hierarchy

[late verge]

Well obviously not because people are incapable of being normal in the impewium

[storm jungle]

I mean

[rose thorn]

BREAK YOUR SHACKLES TO THE FALSE EMPEROR, EMBRACE THE LOVING ARMS OF THE STAR CHILDREN

[arctic talon]

Krieg was transitioning into a democracy

Emphasis on was

[heady rivet]

We do a little trolling

[arctic talon]

Before the imperial loyalists nuked everything

lol

[outer wave]

Super Krieg... our home...

[storm jungle]

theres a reason almost every single imperial world has some chaos or genestealer cult lol

[arctic talon]

If not those

A normal rebellion/revolt brewing

lol

[late verge]

What? They arent

[rose thorn]

yummyy

[late verge]

Theyre crazy

[storm jungle]

🙂

[late verge]

I thought that was the point what am I getting wrong :(

[outer wave]

We need more stories of normal revolts and rebellions that arent tied to an insidious cult

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/lkmA56xpX6U?si=CpMUnYhfGnMI3QWp

[arctic talon]

Nah humans are def psycho on average lol

Due to indoctrination into the imperial faith

[heady rivet]

There's a Guard book where they fight actual heretics in the irl sense of the word. They're Goge Vandire loyalists that never got the news

[languid meadow]

yeah people forget chaos cultists aren't heretics

they're apostates

[outer wave]

Oh lmao

[languid meadow]

technically all space marine chapters that don't worship the emperor but see him as a man are heretics

like they revere him

but not as a god

[heady rivet]

Yeah most Astartes see him as just the greatest human guy ever

And nobody is stupid enough to tell the Astartes they are wrong

[heady rivet]

Well some are but they dont go so far in life or career, funny that

[languid meadow]

I think one guy did

[fervent geode]

Mathieu?

[languid meadow]

a serf iirc and the marine was appalled he just let it go but said never did it again

it was so long ago I just forgot it

[fervent geode]

Oh huh

Ballsy serf

[late verge]

Tmu its kinda sorta maybe a little like how youre expected to view the founding fathers in the us

[languid meadow]

he was saying he was wrong with tactics iirc and was right

I'd need to find it

[fervent geode]

Drop it here when you do

Sounds interesting

[late verge]

This would imply support for developing nations attempting to throw off the shackles of capitalistic oppression and while that is morally objectively correct you are never going to see that from a corporation

[rose thorn]

whats some industries that is overlooked but vital tot he imperium

[late verge]

Food

[heady rivet]

Stained glass

[fervent geode]

Stonemasonry

[heady rivet]

They have a whole Sororitas order to keep those clean

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[fervent geode]

Someone ought to be ready for all the cathedral building

[vagrant fox]

Masonry, glass works, and wax are the three main pillars of imperial industry

and vellum ig

[fervent geode]

That and guns

[late verge]

The way the imperium makes foodies is hilariously inefficient even by 40k standards. Most food on most worlds is imported rather than just the worlds themselves using some of their myriad space to grow some, the agri worlds themselves are like, using 10th century feudal techniques to grow food just on a colossal scale rather than using like, vertical farming and aeroponics, just MASSIVELY wasting literal planets

[rose thorn]

wtf is vellum?

[fervent geode]

uh the paper for purity seals

[fervent geode]

Paper for purity seals

[late verge]

Are you sure its paper

[fervent geode]

Yes

Well

[late verge]

Are you SURE

[fervent geode]

Usually

[vagrant fox]

skin paper

[rose thorn]

oh lol

[fervent geode]

They arent based enough

[late verge]

This is the same culture that uses servitors and corpse starch

[fervent geode]

So id reckon not all is human skin

[rose thorn]

its so funny that Ink is a non renewable resoruce in 40k now

[heady rivet]

How tf are you gonna grow anything in the ash waste of a Hive planet. Ofc they import

[outer wave]

I dunno, you see these stories from time to time; probably not as much now though

[late verge]

Idk don't fucking destroy the environment???

[fervent geode]

I know, but tbh they probably wouldnt let it look like skin ot not use paper

[rose thorn]

lmao

[heady rivet]

The cats already out of the bag

[fervent geode]

I mean tbf some of these shitholes were gone long before them

[late verge]

Make farms inside the cities themselves

[fervent geode]

Look at Cthonia

[rose thorn]

for some reaosn all of the biospheres in necromunda dont work from waht i heard

[heady rivet]

And that happened before the Imperium even existed

[arctic talon]

Necromundas environment got destroyed via orbital bombardment after it already went through an ecological disaster in the past with the native xenos

lol

[rose thorn]

to the poitn tehy have holograms of enviroemtns

in the rich peoples homes

biodomes*

[late verge]

Theyre not the only hive world with millions of acres of wasteland

[heady rivet]

Most hive ash wastes predate the Imperium, since the DAOT built those Hives

[late verge]

No i built them :(

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-girl-japan-japanese-asian-girl-punching-gif-2183278306958491569

[fervent geode]

Yeah most of these are humanity's collective shitholes os

[rose thorn]

most agri worlds becoem ash wastes lmao

[fervent geode]

You did we all did

[late verge]

:D

[rose thorn]

what the fuc is that DG book, something of silecne

[fervent geode]

Imperium when soil depletion

[fervent geode]

Lords of Silenxe

[rose thorn]

thank you

[languid meadow]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/14xi34f/comment/jrncame/ 3 instances they get darker as you go down

fuck

[heady rivet]

We dont talk about how all these Agri-worlds imply the existence of the poop fleets that take sewage from other planets to the Agri-worlds

[fervent geode]

Hmm thankies

[fervent geode]

The Imperium trying to avoid soil depletion by mass faeces export

[late verge]

Okay we just need to kill 70 trillion babies and then we need to import some fertiliser to spread over the soil and the problem is solved

[fervent geode]

Blud the Imperium aint that cruel they kill parents too

More extra fertiliser

[heady rivet]

You have to remember that the Imperium is a fish tank with 12 leaks and you have 10 fingers. And the leaks keep coming. Mars still has heresy-era battle damage because the repairs keep gettibg delayed so reslurces can be used for things they need NOW

[fervent geode]

Guilliman is this man with duct tape but the duct tape they sold him works for 10 mins tops

[late verge]

The analogy only works if there's tape nearby that they stubbornly refuse to take

[fervent geode]

10k years+

[heady rivet]

Thats the best part, the tape was burned to cinders 20 minutes before the glass cracked and an hour before Big E entered the room

[lament shoal]

The Adeptus Defecatorum

[fervent geode]

Gonna need some novels on em

[vagrant fox]

I need a great molasses flood 40k to really nail home the grimdark

[heady rivet]

Could modify a Necromunda scenario for this

[vagrant fox]

necrowhodat

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Vellum

https://klipy.com/gifs/plink-nerd-2

[rose thorn]

“The skinning shall continue until literature improves”

[storm jungle]

its a reference on IRL way some of those papers were made

like the animal skin stuff especially

[plush mason]

they still make vellum

[arctic talon]

Yeah people still use it irl

[plush mason]

its a niche specialty product ofc but it is still made and used to this day yeah

[rose thorn]

Was it someone here else where that was unironically scared of leecehes

[languid meadow]

someone got mad at me for sharing a pic of the hospital photo I had since they were scared of needles

like yes ignore the fact it's spoiled and that im low-key dying

[rose thorn]

I buy imagined asreal in the markipler hospital bed

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/norinias-markiplier-fire-engulfed-hell-gif-8367353870641558879

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

I've got a nastyass chickpea addiction

[vagrant fox]

Should've realized almost no one can resist clicking on spoilers

shame on you and whatnot

[young pecan]

https://medal.tv/games/total-war-warhammer-iii/clips/m5lPSstw7tUZZFJbI?invite=cr-MSxRbG8sNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=47

[young pecan]

What happened??

[languid meadow]

this was the thing back in october

[young pecan]

Ohh okay

I was like "again?"

[languid meadow]

naur I'm back in the hospital im gonna aura farm more

[rose thorn]

Oh boy! It’s Monday! Time to read all of the gscs lore

Oh , you can hus not explain how a cult spreads huh lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah

lol

[rose thorn]

Let’s say a planet is mid tyranid digestion and it is stopped (somehow) what happens to flesh digestion pools and pillars ?

[arctic talon]

They stay there and die

And then they just remain standing

[rose thorn]

ah

[arctic talon]

Total pain to remove

lol

[rocky gale]

Limestone sand and sodium carbonate into the pools to neutralise the acid

[rose thorn]

larmoth made the same chemistry joke twice smhhh

[rocky gale]

You have no proof of that

Source?

https://klipy.com/gifs/penguin-hide

[late verge]

Tbh the imperium NEEDS to declare the species known as "humans" as Xenos Horrificus. Humans are responsible for (BY FAR) the most casualties to imperial forces and even loyalist elements of the species put a CONSIDERABLE STRAIN on imperial logistics. Ffs, these disgusting beasts caused the HORUS HERESY, THE BADAB WAR, AND FUCK KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER REBELLIONS.

Worst of all, a majority of them possess a flurry of primitive traits variously known as "reason", "curiosity", "fear", "self preservation", and most damning of all, "compassion", which prevents them from simply doing their duty to the God Emperor, and which can only be removed via expensive, years long psychoconditioning which has not yet been shown to be 100% effective in the majority of cases.

To me, this is a pretty open and shut case. We need to just get the resources together to rid these abominable vermin from the plane of the Galaxy.

[fervent geode]

The Imperium belongs to Necrons fr

[rose thorn]

do i play thief or bang my head into a wall until i write gsc ore

[fervent geode]

Thievery

[late verge]

Bang your head into your keyboard in order to play thief

[heady rivet]

Burn pits. Lots of burn pits

When is the 40k-lore-chat Rogue Trader game btw

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-werent-invited-megan-fox

[crisp heath]

Doing a lore dive into each terminator armor type and their origins, but the way how GW constantly changed how and when they were introduced makes it so confusing

Especially the normal astartes power armor

😭

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/172247745724284928/1470118430475812874/What_a_thrill...mp4?ex=698b737b&is=698a21fb&hm=ccef20981c0740986c1cc3732c4f64103286c91c4cd7734ad37c0cac0534d812&

[heady rivet]

I'll keep my bimbofication all to myself then

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock

[vagrant fox]

The rogue trader ttrpg is not to be trifled with

[fervent geode]

By the end of it you will love Tartaros

Trust

[heady rivet]

Wrong.

[vagrant fox]

It is a game of immense powers

[crisp heath]

I like all of them tbh but design wise cataphratii got me acting unwise

[fervent geode]

Aiyo

Bih shoulders

Well not the disgusting kind

Saturnine exists

[crisp heath]

Saturnine is the best for me cause im a whore for "big but slow 'i am obliterating your atoms'" stuff

[rocky gale]

So smexy

[fervent geode]

Tbh if idm saturnine too mich

Js looks lil goofy to me

[crisp heath]

Captaphratii and iron warriors at the SAME TIME??!!?

[fervent geode]

I like the Phraetus Anointed still

[crisp heath]

But tryna learn the origina of the power armor marks and their terminator versions is just... pointless
The way GW made it is like as if they're all universal trough both 30k and 40k with the sole exception of mk 7 and mk 8

So ig tryna to learn their origins is just dumb

[vagrant fox]

Indomitus > cataphractii > aegis > tartaros > saturnine

it's true

[fervent geode]

No

[rocky gale]

Yea the release boxset for the new Cataphractii was Iron Warrior themed

[fervent geode]

Where does Gorgon go then

[vagrant fox]

Smaller lesser version of indomitus

[crisp heath]

I'm killing you

Slowly

[fervent geode]

If Iron Hands existed here they would be very mad

[crisp heath]

[vagrant fox]

They've unfortunately all been dropsite massacred here

[fervent geode]

RIP, not surprised tho

[rose thorn]

I just learned that unconscious bodies can drown in 3 inches of water

[crisp heath]

I know the information on how to producre Tartaros terminator armor was lost after the heresy but fuuuuck do i want to make my homebrew warband have those

[rose thorn]

Whoops?

[crisp heath]

[opaque coyote]

"Hmmm, how do I save money on voice acting."

The humble Mechanicus 40k Video Game: https://youtu.be/hgswU9w8p04?si=k2nbDDIM46kc90Sv

[fervent geode]

Warband?

[opaque coyote]

(Imagine more auto tune and effects)

[crisp heath]

Yes

[fervent geode]

Yo if theyre heresy vets a coupla suits should be fine

[crisp heath]

Hmmm

[fervent geode]

Any termi armour can be found among csm

Except Gorgon Aegis and Saturnine ig

Like not enough Tartaros for everyone

But maybe yall would have enough for the top lads

[crisp heath]

I know to like make things you'd need the blueprints of it (iirc called STC?) but theoretically
Could someone reverse engineer those suits to try and remake em?

[crisp heath]

That's true

[fervent geode]

Idts

Like afaik weve never seen STC reverse engineering

[crisp heath]

Altough some the vets would be mutated beyond their armors can allow

[vagrant fox]

Wouldn't surprise me if some high up mechanicus or dark admech know how to make them, theoretically

[fervent geode]

But im no admechian so maybe im wrong

[vagrant fox]

or even practially but won't share it

[fervent geode]

Maybe, but a common mutation is flesh melding to armour

Maybe the armour got uh

Used to it

[fervent geode]

Id agree

[crisp heath]

[fervent geode]

Rmb as far as we know alot of darkmech oldheads like Draykavac, Kheredar, Scoria, Nul and Chrom yet live

[opaque coyote]

Do you think Chaos Heresy Vets act like boomers?

"BACK IN MY DAY... WE USED TO USE AUTO CANNONS INSTEAD OF THESE NEW FANGLED ASSAULT CANNONS."

[fervent geode]

Not impossible some magi know

[fervent geode]

Maybe heh

They do look down on new defectors

[crisp heath]

Not all of em but I bet there are some like that

[fervent geode]

Calling em thinbloods

Not all ofc

But some do

[crisp heath]

"During the Horus Heresy we used to deploy in the gazillions!"

[fervent geode]

Huron hates it lmao

[opaque coyote]

...okay that is literally stereotypical boomer ass behavior.

Lovely.

[vagrant fox]

I played an iron warrior like this once upon a time, in Black Crusade. The heresy was yesterday and anyone younger than him was a mongrel no good for nothing shitkid

[fervent geode]

They are angry space boomer men

Well many of them at least

Bah yall never seen Horus nor fought in no heresy

[vagrant fox]

Technology used to be good and reliable, back in my day. We had real infrastructure and fleets back in my day, these new marines don't even know how to walk uphill both ways

[fervent geode]

We used to have variety in terminators!

[crisp heath]

Most of the time the marines that talk and act like that are the dreadnoughts

[heady rivet]

Oh cool, so what was his unique standout to make him different from other Iron Warriors?

[languid meadow]

back in my day we rebelled for a reason! not this taxes shit.....

[vagrant fox]

absolutely nothing

[crisp heath]

"Aah I remember the good ol' days while the primarch still lived"

[opaque coyote]

"I WILL NEVER TALK. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS."

"My master, we've tried everything. Even the slaaneshi special. Nothing's worked!"

"...bring out the final resort."

a Dreadnought stomps in while every enslaved serf around them sweats in fear

"...BACK IN MY DAY."

"NOOOOOOO-"

[vagrant fox]

It's just fun playing that kind of character sometimes and IW are a great fit for it

[fervent geode]

Well among loyalists at least, all heresy traitors are older than all loyal naughts lmao

Save 2

[languid meadow]

I think

Bjorn anddddd

fuck

[fervent geode]

BACK IN MY DAY THE EMPEROR DIDNT LIKE BEING A GOD LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT

[fervent geode]

The Anchorite

[languid meadow]

yeah him

[crisp heath]

True
I like to think there's at least 1 chaos dreadnought who hasn't gone insane and turned into a helbrute yet who acts like that

[languid meadow]

I forgot if he was still alive

[fervent geode]

Yo there defo are lmai

[opaque coyote]

IW are also like exceptionally SM supremacist. Even over other Chaos warbands and chapters which I find funny as fuck

[fervent geode]

Sor Talgron used to think the Horus Heresy was still happening it almost kept him sane lmfao (Chaos Dreadnought

[fervent geode]

Fair enough all he does is hide in a basement

[crisp heath]

Basically a demented vet

[opaque coyote]

It's like how Qanon were mainly 4chan exiles. Even the racists think they're too racist.

[fervent geode]

Yep

[fervent geode]

Like this massive old man who the warband leaders would seek advice from, that's Sor Talgron

[crisp heath]

It tempts me to make my warband have a dreadnought who hasn't gone insane yet purely out of spite
"I refuse to die as long as (insert X legion here) fucking lives"

[fervent geode]

Lmao i can see that

[opaque coyote]

"SANITY? I DON'T NEED SANITY. I JUST NEED THOSE DAMNED ULTRAMARINES DEAD."

[crisp heath]

"I REFUSE TO LET MYSELF GO INSANE BEFORE I SEE THEM BLUEBERRIES DIEEEE"

[opaque coyote]

"SHUT UP BOB THE BLOODTHIRSTER I'M TOO BUSY. YOU TOO YOU TWO HEADED FUCK."

[crisp heath]

And he also just shits on helbrutes because they werent strong enough to not go insane and mutated

Like "fuck ahh weaklings im so superior to you fuckers"
He says while not being able to kill them cause theyre still useful

[nocturne crest]

Which do you prefer from this photoshop I found?

[fervent geode]

You can have it so when he tries they power him down lmao

[vagrant fox]

That's pretty good, I like that

[arctic talon]

It’s fine without the flesh

But I like the flesh more

[queen laurel]

the one on the left feels more chaos and gross

[crisp heath]

Left one is insanely better

Body horror >>>>>

[storm jungle]

"body horror"

twink stomach

[crisp heath]

He probably doesn't try to because he knows while the helbrutes are deployed he gets to rest a lil bit more before being woken up

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/walter-white-breaking-bad-29

[heady rivet]

You just said the same thing twice

[vagrant fox]

Left is proper chaosy, rippling abs and all

[crisp heath]

Look I gotta he happy with what we have

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

How the fuck is that twink

????

[storm jungle]

shut up twink

[heady rivet]

We do not respect Twinks here

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

THIS IS A BARA CHAT, YOU TAKE YOUR FUJO ASS BACK TO TWITTER

[crisp heath]

Dilara I know you just try to be cool n all by being very angy about anything but I'm to silly to be affected by it (I say while replying to you)

[storm jungle]

I dont care. Destroy all the happiness in the world. NOW.

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-world-1

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

❌

[crisp heath]

entire world turns into Iron Warriors

[storm jungle]

[crisp heath]

See what you have done

[crisp heath]

A real fujoshi never speaks ill of bara enjoyers

[heady rivet]

What are you on, Fujos hate bara

At least the yumejoshis like abs

[crisp heath]

Weak ones do

I am not weak

[vagrant fox]

how queer

[crisp heath]

I'M THE WOKER BABY

WHY SO QUEERIOUS

[vagrant fox]

take this but make it about fujoshis and hating baras

it's true

[storm jungle]

holy shit its Guilliman

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-wars-shoot-her

[raven stone]

So. I don't want to rumor monger but.

Apparently...a pizza place near the Pentagon is seeing massively increased orders.

The implication being the US military might be making a move...somewhere.

[crisp heath]

I'm jumping to reply to this message cause I remember in Horus Rising the enginseer in the Vengeful Spirit going they were successfully reverse-engineering the technology in Sixteen-Nineteen after the world was brought into compliance

So I guess it can happen...?

[crisp heath]

another distraction from the files incoming

[raven stone]

The real question is where will the bombs fall (as a distraction)

[crisp heath]

Not going to make any bets buuuuuuuut he's either going to do something related to Greenland or threaten to invade ANOTHER country for some reason

[storm jungle]

That was also happening during the rise of the riots in Iran but nothing publicly came of it so we'll see

[crisp heath]

Man made horrors beyond our comprehension

[arctic talon]

Nothing today, yet. If you count yesterday then yes but that was the Super Bowl

[arctic talon]

Tbh they were likely making all their data analysts stay in

Is my bet

[vagrant fox]

They can, if they really want to. I forget his name but some magos hyundai did some reverse engineering on some ship based weapons if I remember right

[heady rivet]

This happens basically anytime something happens, for years now. I remember it was booked solid when Russia invaded Ukraine

[crisp heath]

So it'd plausible for have them reverse engineer old tech IF they find it and have someone or a crew inspired to study it and find out how to re-build it

[surreal nest]

Did you see the news

[storm jungle]

has He risen?

(otherwise no)

[storm jungle]

Is this real

[surreal nest]

Yes

I promise

[storm jungle]

😐

the worst part is

even if this was real

they'd 100% make shit like this

lmao

because again whos gonna stop em tbh

[storm jungle]

Anyway bad joke, you're banned

[surreal nest]

TIS REAL

"But while investigators collected ample proof that Epstein sexually abused underage girls, they found scant evidence the well-connected financier led a sex trafficking ring serving powerful men, an Associated Press review of internal Justice Department records shows."

[storm jungle]

this is a really bad joke

i WONT believe it

[surreal nest]

ME NEITYER BUT THIS IS LIFE!

[storm jungle]

THIS ISNT FUCKING REAL

IT CANT BE RIGHT

[vagrant fox]

Plausible yeah, likely no. You just need a good enough excuse however

[surreal nest]

WHY WOULD I LIE

[crisp heath]

Actually Dilara is right I fear

[storm jungle]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING JOKE DUDE

[surreal nest]

Wait I play deadlock

Im a disgusting fat liar

[arctic talon]

We live in hell

[storm jungle]

Summarizing the investigation in an email last July, agents said “four or five” Epstein accusers claimed other men or women had sexually abused them. But, the agents said, there “was not enough evidence to federally charge these individuals, so the cases were referred to local law enforcement.”

Evil really does always prevail

lol

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t help the FBI is also being run by a pedophiles best buddy rn

[storm jungle]

Yeah that too

[crisp heath]

Y'all think the FBI and CIA WEREN'T working together with them?

[storm jungle]

I mean we knew

but like

making a statement on it instead of working inwards to cover it up are two different things

going this far to make a proclamation is just crazy, they really just do get away with everything lol

[crisp heath]

They don't really seem to plan very ahead because most of their stuff have a lot of wholes in the narrative

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah but it doesnt matter

No evidence = no crime

[opaque coyote]

"We did an internal investigation and we found nothing wrong."

[storm jungle]

"The women just made it up"

bada bing bada boom

[opaque coyote]

• FBI

[crisp heath]

They built the system so they know how to play it

[opaque coyote]

Ignoring the fact that they play it by like

Completely ignoring the system itself

[crisp heath]

Yeah because they're immune to it

[opaque coyote]

I wouldn't call that playing it tbh.

More like ignoring it entirely because playing it means that they went through the proper channels and managed to succeed with extreme efficiency

[surreal nest]

I think this is going to blow up in their faces significantly ngl

[opaque coyote]

Frankly, I have long since had the question of whether I should be angry or disappointed.

My conclusion is both

[crisp heath]

I was just quoting something so I didnt really think this much

[arctic talon]

Depends on if we’re voting president for Moloch or Baal for the next president

[crisp heath]

If not today or tomorrow
One day

[surreal nest]

Either way i'll be playing CELESTE TODAY WAHHOOOOO

Let's get to that grindstone elitewolf

[arctic talon]

Please do not let this be true

[crisp heath]

This was a shitpost like 1 year ago and now its actually real
Like we have confirmation they were actually fuckinh doing blood rituals for Baal

[arctic talon]

Next election

[crisp heath]

Fym its already real

[storm jungle]

I legit do not understand why people thought rich people eating folks was ever a joke

like

do yall know what hedonism is lol

[arctic talon]

I know it’s real

I’m saying next

[spring cairn]

jeffrey epstein did in fact kill himself

[crisp heath]

I never thought it was a joke I always knew those mfers were doing some 40k cultist shit but I didn't think it was ALL of the elites

[opaque coyote]

People keep forgetting about my main person Beelzebub.

But I understand... there's no room for flies in this economy.

[arctic talon]

This air freshener didn’t hang itself

[crisp heath]

Some of the names mentioned got me actually a lil bit surprised

[storm jungle]

as ever truth is always stranger than fiction

[arctic talon]

Not at all for me

lol

[storm jungle]

rich people literally hunt folks nobody is gonna miss for sport in private estates probably

[arctic talon]

Also Epstein only trafficked with white billionaires

Seemingly

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/beelzebub-cat-cute-ears-gif-1707759544050772170

[storm jungle]

or chop them up in basements for fun

[spring cairn]

the CIA told me

he killed himself

and they would never lie

[arctic talon]

Diddy was deadass referred to as competition in the emails

I’m not joking

What is with billionaires being pedophile rapists

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-diddy-domain-expansion-fighting-tuff-gif-7191957339819572573

[arctic talon]

I know why

But still

[opaque coyote]

This is why two sticks of RAM costs $900

[crisp heath]

Apparently school photo book were jn the files so they probably chose a kid at random to send ppl to kidnap them

[storm jungle]

It would if this was any other country than the US, the presidential building would be getting stormed lol

[storm jungle]

Deffo.

They got entire networks for this shit

its why I say stop thinking theres "shadow governments" or secret cults or cabals. They are all infront of your faces lol

[opaque coyote]

Considering other 1st world countries basically give the equivalent of a slap of the wrist for their MFS.

It's better than us but they still didn't jail them

[heady rivet]

Hrm.

[opaque coyote]

I think Prince Andrew is in the equivalent of house arrest

[crisp heath]

Anyway if the global takeover happens
Are you guys already planning your trips to Israel

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[surreal nest]

EXACTLY

[storm jungle]

Yeah to visit the uhhhh

whats that spot every westerner goes to uh kiss ass

[surreal nest]

Warhammer world?

[storm jungle]

I HATE being a "nothing ever happens" doomer but man, i really slowly am starting to get it now lol

[crisp heath]

The wall?

[storm jungle]

Yeah that one

[surreal nest]

No you dont

[storm jungle]

you know, the one the fucking president of New York went to after losing to Mamdani

FOR SOME FUCKING REASON?????

[crisp heath]

I def don't recommend you going there with an explosive device

[surreal nest]

He wanted warhammer?

[storm jungle]

Yeah I do.

[surreal nest]

I would go to warhammer world if I was sad too

[storm jungle]

call me when anyone faces justice 💀

[arctic talon]

Nothing actually punishing happened to the people in Europe either but they got removed from office at least 💀

Bare fucking minimum

[crisp heath]

Kiss the wall of Moloch and win the next election
Just don't forget the blood sacrifice of your firstborn child

[arctic talon]

Accomplished

Good job EU

[heady rivet]

I dont have another O

[storm jungle]

LMAO yeah

[heady rivet]

Bit cancelled

[storm jungle]

i remember reading that and im like

bro you are the mayor of new york

what the fuck are you doing there

LMAO

fucking zionist spy plant

[celest dome]

Mamdani went to the wall or his opponent ?

[surreal nest]

New York mayors love isreal and the turkish

[heady rivet]

Goofin

[arctic talon]

The other dude

That got voted out

[crisp heath]

For some fucking reason its always them behind everything
It's either Reagan or the Zionists

[arctic talon]

Went to the wall

Cumo

That was his name

[celest dome]

Anyway, we need Mario's other brothers to pick up the slack. not like the Justice system is planning on doing anything 💀

[arctic talon]

Genuinely I think Trump is senile/losing it and is heavily mentally influenced by whoever is around him

[surreal nest]

We should all play deadlock!

[crisp heath]

The devil recoils in fear of pure hearted people
Mamdani seems like a legit guy

[celest dome]

He has dementia

[opaque coyote]

You see the thing about conspiracies is that at their core, it implies that there are people smart enough to keep a huge secret.

The world is flat, they're just hiding it. The world is hollow. Chemtrails lower life expectancy.

These all imply a sense of control and ultra-secrecy.

When in reality, we got pedophiles talking about raping kids in god damned TEXT EMAILS. One of who literally shit himself on live TV.

The truth is that these conspiracy theories actually paint the powers in control in a better light than they actually fucking are.

And that is even worse than if the world was ruled by Lizard People. Because at least the Lizard People would be competent.

[celest dome]

Since a long time iirc

[crisp heath]

He's got the demented grandpa look 24/7

[arctic talon]

Mamdani is deadass just some guy

lol

[arctic talon]

Rent control is still a stupid plan and won’t work

Bcs there’s too many loop holes

lol

[heady rivet]

Its crazy how you think you hate Israel enough. But then the conspiracy theory that Israel is behind a network to kidnap, assault, and eat children with the world elite is just proven as straight up true and you realize, you DONT hate them enough. You never can

[arctic talon]

You need actual government subsidized housing

[storm jungle]

Never can never able to.

[arctic talon]

Not rent control

That shit don’t work

lol

[storm jungle]

i lost faith in the justice system the more i watched shows like Daredevil lol

Person was obviously killed so he couldnt make it to court
"Welp case closed! Sorry folks!"

lmao

[crisp heath]

Also i forgot to reply to this but IT USED to be a "cabal" and secret government
They just manipulated the masses enough that they dont need to hide it anymore

[heady rivet]

Trump likes when people suck up to him and Mamdani was just generally cordial so he liked him

[opaque coyote]

"IT'S TOO COMPLICATED TO CHANGE THIS! WE NEED YEARS TO-"

"Hey guys I just unplugged it and then replaced the cable. It works better now. Idk why anybody hasn't done this before."

[storm jungle]

Yeah that makes sense. Legit had him wrapped around his finger lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah they basically realised they can get away with anything as long as they got money which has always been true

[crisp heath]

Now you have people like Fuentes who is pushing people to cosplay epstein

[celest dome]

I think mine on a global scale was that torture case in Japan, was the day that I was not in favour of Japan anymore 💀

[arctic talon]

Fuentes is the weirdest Neo Nazi ever

[storm jungle]

Justice is a joke the moment your opposing case is a rich man with endless pockets.

[arctic talon]

Those teenagers never faced any real prison time or rehabilitation

[storm jungle]

I remember growing up and realising a court case is not about whos innocent or guilty

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

its about who has the most money to get the best lawyer

lol

[heady rivet]

"NATIONAL GUARD IN NEW YORK"

"Aha hey man whats up"

"Oh teehee heyyyy teehee I guess we dont need to worry"

Trump ofc fluttered his eyelashes cutely and blushed

[celest dome]

And the family of 2 of the attackers has been attacking the family of the victim

[opaque coyote]

The saddest part about Israel is that the Holocaust didn't give them the lesson that killing a group of people due to differences is bad.

They just learned that it's better to be behind the gun instead of against it's barrel

[crisp heath]

Nah i dont think that
They slowly but surely got the public used to fucked up topics and shit
Deployed right wing grifters to when they got held accountable at anything you'd have the likes of Nick Fuentes going

[storm jungle]

The oppressed become the oppressors.

[crisp heath]

OH ESPTEIN IS ACTUALLY A COOL GUY

[storm jungle]

tale old as time

[crisp heath]

And every 16yr old who thinks being a nazi is cool agrees

[raven stone]

To be fair, it is more accurate to say "who has enough money to hire a patsy to take the crime in place" at times

[arctic talon]

The cycle never ends

[vagrant fox]

Another fine addition to my collection

[storm jungle]

Tbh basically the same thing

[crisp heath]

Ok guys i think thats it

[arctic talon]

My skaven rolling a 1 on their misfire rolls

[crisp heath]

Why is it green

[opaque coyote]

How the fuck is it green

[arctic talon]

Chemicals

Green fire is real irl

Smh

[crisp heath]

There's 2 type of people

[opaque coyote]

I know but like

[vagrant fox]

Copper compounds in fire makes it green

[opaque coyote]

Where are the chemicals

[heady rivet]

Zionists are still using Egypt from the time of Moses to justify Jewish supremacy

[crisp heath]

I know I was expecting an actual explanation on why

[arctic talon]

Copper probably

Is my best bet

[crisp heath]

Don't let the "nooticers" see this

[vagrant fox]

me after eating too many delicious chickpea burritos also

[opaque coyote]

Weren't they literally punished by walking around for like 50 years before actually getting to the promised land because of the whole Golden Bull debacle?

Moses literally left for like 40 days and nights and they already got out the golden bull and started praying.

[celest dome]

Wasn't it revealed that the last attack that caused the current Israel/Hamas-Gaza conflict was known by allies of Israel and even the Mossad ?

I think I remember something of the sort

[crisp heath]

It's hilarious how they walked for 50 years
Fuck you mean you'd have gotten there in less than 1 why did it take you 50 years

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it was explicitly a punishment by God

[crisp heath]

Gislhaine Maxwell still working, I see

[storm jungle]

yeah this was on that news post subject

at least the comments are open

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1qzgczk/removed_by_moderator/

[lament shoal]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DUW3TbbEZc4/?igsh=bXNwZWVxam81cnBh its so fucking bad lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[storm jungle]

I hate this.

[crisp heath]

Didnt they bot the livestream

[opaque coyote]

There is no tune

[crisp heath]

And made the fucking stage big asf to hide the miniscule amount of ppl who attented to it?

[lament shoal]

They 100% did, same with the propaganda comments being posted online that praised it

[opaque coyote]

Watched the entire thing.

There is 0 flow

0 rhythm

Just straight up ass

It's basically just chanting

[crisp heath]

It was lip stnc

Sync*

he didnt even sing it fr

[opaque coyote]

Just straight up ass

[crisp heath]

You can see the only people rocking their heads to it are the people who gave the idea for this

Everybody else is just 🧍🏿‍♂️

[arctic talon]

Who actually likes kid rock bruh

That shit was ass

[crisp heath]

Pedophiles

[lament shoal]

That and they dance exactly how you'd expect white conservative gen x'ers would 😭

[crisp heath]

Stiff as a plank

[vagrant fox]

I don't think I've heard kid rock before now, this is kind of ass to listen to

[crisp heath]

"Yo u on camera start bobbing your head and pretending this is actually good"

[outer wave]

I guess rap is only good when white man does it

This sucks

[crisp heath]

They got gentrified rap with pedophiles

https://tenor.com/view/its-bleak-bleak-bleak-gif-bleak-bleak-gif-its-bleak-bleak-gif-16722421242498492683

[lament shoal]

This can't even be counted as rap

Its so ass

[opaque coyote]

Kid rock is named like that because you need a rock thrown against your head as a kid to think this shit is listenable

[vagrant fox]

I suspect you don't mean this and actually hate macklemore

[opaque coyote]

Also apparently it was also pre-recorded

[outer wave]

No I mean whatever that thing was that Player just shared

That was awful

[opaque coyote]

So it was pre-recorded AND lip synced

[rocky gale]

Could also be Boron or Barium

[opaque coyote]

[crisp heath]

No its because he likes kids
He has a whole song saying how he likes minors and that he doesnt care its "immoral"

[lament shoal]

Holy fucking shit, that's pathetic if its true

[outer wave]

Its weird to see the audience (mostly boomers if I had to guess and Gen X) just dancing to it as if its good

[crisp heath]

I wish this was fake man

[lament shoal]

What's the song called, I need to hear this cringe for myself

Ah

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-gae-pepe-julien-gif-13687553676606303412

[lament shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349377872240181248/1100215280187216013/95FE4B0F-115C-4C7D-90BC-56647BDE73C2.gif

He just straight up says it

No hiding it

[vagrant fox]

dilara ban kid rock

[arctic talon]

Good point

[lament shoal]

We should bring back stoning for these people specifically

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[vagrant fox]

Barium or boron in my sewers?

[rocky gale]

It's more likely than you think

[vagrant fox]

that's a +2 good job

[crisp heath]

Conservative artist Kid Rock banned in official Discord Warhammer 40,000: Darktide server after lyrics from 2001 song resurfaced

[lament shoal]

Throw him to the poxwalkers

[vagrant fox]

Throw him to zealot chat

[lament shoal]

If chaos existed we would've had a cult rebellion in this country by now

[crisp heath]

I'd rather rot in hell for eternity

[crisp heath]

People have been killed for less and yet they roam free

[storm jungle]

Imma be real

[vagrant fox]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783433583816736820/1470483620513710330/IMG_0255.webp?ex=698b7617&is=698a2497&hm=a14cc809ed8f76ee27ef0cdb3588fec7bf04af6eaa6c3530cdcda54b8bf7f5ac&=&format=webp

[storm jungle]

id damn my soul to eternity for the Four™ if it meant these people suffered lmao

[vagrant fox]

Is this from HD2?

[storm jungle]

Also yeah it is

its from the uhhh trench pack

[vagrant fox]

it's so lame

[storm jungle]

theres some other ones like a shotgun and shit

[storm jungle]

WW1 SLOP BOND BABEEEEY

[vagrant fox]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783433583816736820/1470483620849520703/IMG_0254.webp?ex=698b7617&is=698a2497&hm=67eb67b583b81a471c46335493f7343cb51fcce5adab143ebcb19d99cd1eb3f6&=&format=webp

nevermind it's peak

[outer wave]

Erm, this is satanic???? I thought this was a 40k server?! Why are we talking about Chaos, I wanna learn about obscure Imperium lore

[vagrant fox]

Khorne could have my thotty little soul if I could strangle some peoples heads clean off

[heady rivet]

I havent touched HD2 at all and only played 1. How is my Justice? Is it safe?

[vital ginkgo]

Is it by design that there aren't any psyker custodes? If so why?

[crisp heath]

I'd pledge my soul to all four of them if it meant they would suffer for all eternity

[vagrant fox]

Safe enough don't mind the defections

[crisp heath]

Satanic panic? In 2026?
Mods, seize this person and have them DEGLOVED

[vagrant fox]

"Though the minds of the custodians are armoured against the machination of witches and psykers, they themselves never exhibit such abilities. The Emperor allowed for no chink in the defences of his bodyguards, for while battlefield psykers are undoubtedly powerful living weapons, they are also unstable ones. Their minds are prone to invasion by warp entities, a danger that no member of the Adeptus Custodes need ever face."

Yeah it's by design, for that reason

[vital ginkgo]

Ok cool

[vagrant fox]

this game hasn't started yet and it has jumped the shark

[opaque coyote]

Does a space marine Inquisitor even fucking exist

[celest dome]

Did one just think lightning claws are exclusive to SM again ?

[storm jungle]

Same. Im not even memeing.

[spring cairn]

ytes

[arctic talon]

What game lmao

[vagrant fox]

no not really

[opaque coyote]

Great

[arctic talon]

One dude from 2e

[vagrant fox]

Deathwatch game I joined, I'm curious to see how this goes

[arctic talon]

Which was close to modern 40k

[opaque coyote]

Might need to ask to turn it down

[arctic talon]

But not exactly

[storm jungle]

an Inquisitor Marine is also like a political nightmare lol

[arctic talon]

Lighting claws is fine

[storm jungle]

everyone would be gunning for him

[crisp heath]

The question is

[rocky gale]

Looking into it, it was an electrical fire underground, so it was copper from the wiring.

[crisp heath]

WHY would a space marine of all things be interested in the paper work of being an inquisitor?

[storm jungle]

Because Marines do anything the writers want them to do

[crisp heath]

They HATE the idea of paper work

[storm jungle]

its why we have weird ass orthodox chapters

[opaque coyote]

Inherited Gulliman's prowess.

[storm jungle]

Tome Keepers

[crisp heath]

As much as I adore space marine media
I want to beat almost all space marine writers with my hands

[outer wave]

Me when my kids roll a d20 playing DnD

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

"Ah shit I found nothing. Welp guess I'll do something else then."

[crisp heath]

This episode was so peak but I wanted the final fight to be longer

[storm jungle]

Sorry loser

PLOT ARMOR TIME

FAHHHHHH

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-blown-away-1

[vagrant fox]

it was kino so it's fine

[crisp heath]

AAARRGHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA

[outer wave]

What if Titus exploded in the fight

[vagrant fox]

the ultramarines 2nd company would have a competent captain

probably

[outer wave]

Captain me

Id be the next UM protagonist

I would befriend xenos and heretics alike

[crisp heath]

You can call me a basic chud but I love space marines
Probably one of my favorite 40k aspects
But man
The fandom and some writers makes me want to kill myself over being a space marine fan

IT'S ALL JUST SLOP

[outer wave]

Im not a huge space marine fan, but I enjoy CSM

[crisp heath]

I enjoy both

The only lore I'm not knowledgeable at is the Tau

[outer wave]

I like me some IW

[crisp heath]

Not really a fan

[arctic talon]

Nothing wrong with liking basic marines

lol

[crisp heath]

Third favorite legion for me

Graaah

[vagrant fox]

It's like being a socialist in the spanish civil war, you gotta fight everyone else similar to you

A true sm fan hates nothing more than other sm fans

[crisp heath]

Shoot everyone
Even those who look like me

[outer wave]

I wish their name wasn't Iron and was a competent metal

[opaque coyote]

Exploration of themes and character?

Mmmm

Nah, we got bolter porn

[crisp heath]

Iron Hands

[crisp heath]

I like all of 40k lore but my autistic brain is really attracted to big armored people screaming with big guns and big explosions

[outer wave]

But imagine any other metal but iron!

Imagine the possibilities

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes bolter porn is good just not all of the time

[rocky gale]

The Copper Warriors

[crisp heath]

.........copper warriors.......

[opaque coyote]

Steel Hands

[crisp heath]

Yo we had the same idea

[opaque coyote]

Zinc Men

[crisp heath]

[opaque coyote]

Hmmm

Gallium Soldiers

Mercury Hands

...

Actually the last one doesn't sound that bad if it's a poison themed chapter

War crimes!

[heady rivet]

My chapter uses a fictional ore does that count

[opaque coyote]

Cummium ore

[rocky gale]

Yoo the Unobtanium Hands

[heady rivet]

NOOOOOO ITS NOT THOSE

[opaque coyote]

Is it something like

Mythril

Adamantite

[heady rivet]

Ragnite

[opaque coyote]

Runite

Oh

[rocky gale]

The Mythril Marauders

[heady rivet]

Anime WW2 my beloved

[opaque coyote]

Does it require level 85 mining

[heady rivet]

In the anime adaptation they have a beach episode after the concentration camp

[opaque coyote]

God I wish OSRS had a better mining and smithing system

It's genuinely so outdated in comparison to most skills

[crisp heath]

Got home ready to game space marine 2
Blackout happens

Fuck my fat chud life

[rocky gale]

Blackout saved you from bad game

God bless

[sacred ginkgo]

Divine intervention

[opaque coyote]

One time I got a blackout before continuing Fo4

[opaque coyote]

Fallout 4 is like the potential man

Of Bethesda games

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[crisp heath]

Chud!!!! CHUD!!

[opaque coyote]

Chud

More like

Jabba

https://tenor.com/view/jabba-the-hutt-star-wars-lick-lips-gif-16258446

I have no idea why chud reminds me of jabba the hut

[vagrant fox]

I just closed the game is why
Yw

[crisp heath]

Jabba is a chud

Thats why

Also because sounds a little bit like his language

[arctic talon]

Thanks Nayuta

@surreal nest Venator ult does 5 extra damage to Mina and Drifter lol

[heady rivet]

I dont mean to brag but

I have a Star Wars glup shitto

That NOBODY else cares about

Their only piece of fanart was done on accident

[rocky gale]

Dude probably thinks Droopy McCool is niche

[heady rivet]

You dont even KNOW about the Diner-based fascism

[arctic talon]

Dexter jester?

[rocky gale]

Dexter Jettster is not a Glup Shitto

[heady rivet]

Its not him.

[winter pine]

I miss HK-47, is he a glup shitto

[heady rivet]

This is the one piece of fanart he has

It was done on accident

He is a NOTHING character

[arctic talon]

Who the fuck is that

[heady rivet]

My friends and I have 2 emotes, a soundboard, and he's hidden in the server picture as a joke

[vagrant fox]

Does Willrow Hood have fanart, he must have

[heady rivet]

We LOVE this glup shitto

[arctic talon]

I know glup shittos

But what glup is this

[arctic talon]

No

[rocky gale]

Starting to think you don't know what a glup shitto is

[arctic talon]

Obscure ass dude

[heady rivet]

Diner-based fascist

[arctic talon]

The pod racers from 1 are all Glup shitto territory

Tbh

[rocky gale]

He's the guy Gregor works for in Clone Wars when he gets amnesia

[arctic talon]

Oh my god

That dude

[heady rivet]

We have a soundboard of Ratts Tyerell exploding

[arctic talon]

Peak

[heady rivet]

And in the TTRPG campaign we almost infiltrated the Ratts Tyerell foundation

[arctic talon]

is R5-D4 a glup shitto, the bit on them being force sensitive and blowing themselves up is def glup shitto

But is the rest of it lol

[arctic talon]

Peak

[heady rivet]

I think the story of "Hey that droid is force sensitive" makes him too spotlighted

[arctic talon]

Good point

[rose thorn]

How do these AI get worse

[arctic talon]

Do you consider colonel meebur gascon a glup shitto, bcs I don’t since he showed up more then once

And one of my friends thinks he’s a glup shitto

[surreal nest]

DESERVED

THE CHUD ANNIHILATE ANNIHILATOR

[heady rivet]

He is a glup shitto in spirit but too much exposure to be a glup shitto proper 🫡

[arctic talon]

Yeah that’s what I thought

[heady rivet]

A glup shitto is like porn, I know it when I see it

[surreal nest]

Do we think celeste will have the games first flashbang mechanic?

[rocky gale]

A glup shitto is someone like Kardue'sai'Malloc

Or Feltipern Trevagg

[arctic talon]

My glup shitto of choice is Muftak

Smh

[crisp heath]

My glup shitto of choice is Dave

[vagrant fox]

Is Biggs Darklighter a glup shitto

[arctic talon]

No

He shows up too much

[vagrant fox]

Thought so
I feel like he used to be but isn't anymore

[rocky gale]

Dannl Faytonni is peak underrated Glup Shitto tbh

[storm jungle]

what would be the 40k equilavent of a Glup Shitto

Grim Shitto?

[arctic talon]

No

Something edgier

[rocky gale]

John Grammaticus

[arctic talon]

Blorbius Genericus?

Idfk

[storm jungle]

too long

[arctic talon]

I use genericus for all imperial/chaos characters

[storm jungle]

Glup Genericus has a nice ring

[tough haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/452219191580295168/1470538088559415541/RDT_20260209_2129332606434782520341016.jpg?ex=698ba8d1&is=698a5751&hm=e3f08184cf0c70b2af7e05de86a56f53c75cd863fc7a02f583c2ddec705771b2&

[arctic talon]

Glup Genericus works for imperial and chaos tbh

Star Wars names have a certain vibe to them

When not all the 40k factions have the same “vibe”

Name wise

Reusing glup shitto is less work

[outer wave]

Cobalt Warriors

[heady rivet]

This meme has credits

[storm jungle]

who the fuck credits memes

what the hell

"taken from warhammer wiki"

"first known use"

💀

[outer wave]

Its like a research article

[vagrant fox]

Something gritto, grim gritto
Idek man

[tough haven]

Idk man I stole this from another server

[rose thorn]

What is he ON ABOUT

[vagrant fox]

My brain in 8 hours for real

[urban spire]

THREE?

[languid meadow]

Celeste

[vagrant fox]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2020921872242679998

Perturabo, Lord of Iron (@RedeemerOfNod)

Why do they look like they’re about to start aggressively clicking their fingers whilst walking towards us. They’re just missing their leather jackets

QRT: Helldivers_NOW
There they are...

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 9, 2026, 6:04 PM

[arctic talon]

They are

[languid meadow]

Strogg

they look like strogg so much

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/white-people-white-people-dancing-dancing-meme-white-people-when-gif-27164260

They’re about to hit this shit on us

[languid meadow]

they even have the triple arm cannon

also celeste is

interesting