40k-lore-chat

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/charlotte-charles-chaplin-el-gran-dictador-gif-20195016

[crystal forum]

john helldiver striking first

[hollow lantern]

me looking at cyberstan

[storm jungle]

LMAO

NOOO

[crystal forum]

prob just a dev account

[storm jungle]

or that yeah

[crystal forum]

anyways time to commit vehicular homicide

[hollow lantern]

Look I voted for SE to do it, I did not vote for the robots to

[storm jungle]

silence american

I MEAN

super earthean

[near wasp]

Super earth is just doing what's best for its c01 permit holders

[storm jungle]

First of all why is this in my feed

secondly bro even Bricky 😭

no one is safe....

[rose thorn]

NEW HUNGERGAMES BOOK

[near wasp]

I'ma be real bricky is very fun but he's not the most accurate

Very good for new people

[storm jungle]

Thats kinda what makes it funny

[rose thorn]

Isn’t this guy a chud

[storm jungle]

he literlaly just makes these videos for fun/money

[storm jungle]

Look at the thumbnail and ask that again maggie

🥀

[rose thorn]

Lmao fair

[near wasp]

Majorkill deserves to be up there but idk any of the others

[outer wave]

Brother is so fucking arrogant as he implies he himself is the best source of information on lore

[crystal forum]

imagine if he dared to put arbitor ian on there

[storm jungle]

Uh, i got bad news

[crystal forum]

wait is he there

[hallow saddle]

he did haha

[storm jungle]

lmaooo

[crystal forum]

oh lmao

[hallow saddle]

imagine putting the goat on there

[storm jungle]

^

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-smolcat-smolcatcoin-smol-cat-coin-roswell-gif-4869195751936463478

[hallow saddle]

hes right about leutin tho

[storm jungle]

Tbh Luetin is just a yapper

i find him boring, thats it, hes harmless

[hallow saddle]

ya im semi joking

he just talks shit for 2 hours

[storm jungle]

tbh thats kinda the thing, he literally put like any "normal" youtuber on here lol

which makes it even funnier

I almost wanna watch this but i know i wont be able to make it through the first 5m because it will be just "ERM POLITICSI WOKE"

Like yeah man we know.

[shadow plover]

I tried to watch it but couldn't listen to it more than a minute

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Yeah then my resolve will prob be 10s nvm

[outer wave]

What was he saying?

[shadow plover]

I didn't get far enough to get anything meaningful out of it besides italian accented rambling about how the channels are bad

[outer wave]

Bruh

[shadow plover]

scrolled down to the comments and they were quite sus so I just stopped

[near wasp]

Never scroll on the comments of a chud video

Thanks auto correct

[shadow plover]

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-out-rage-parks-and-rec-nick-offerman-ron-swanson-gif-17688925

[shadow plover]

Hadn't heard of him before so didn't know if he was that type but the comments made me think that at least

[storm jungle]

He is yeah lol

[storm jungle]

Its not even chud videos. EVERY 40k comment section is just terrible

99% of it is just people wanking the imperium/space marines

[near wasp]

Bro he can't possibly be worse than the cloud media gaming guy who just rps a minotaur (he's kinda funny but jfc he's also so obnoxious)

[storm jungle]

lmao

WHAT

[near wasp]

Hold on

[outer wave]

What do you mean by "RPs a minotaur"?

What does that insinuate exactly?

[near wasp]

He plays sm2 and just yells all the time in character as a minotaur

[storm jungle]

OH

LOL

[outer wave]

Ohhhh that kinda minotaur

[storm jungle]

yeah i thought you meant the furry kind

tbh not too different

[outer wave]

^

Thats kinda funny at least

[near wasp]

https://youtube.com/shorts/K2c9G48yvcA?si=ylFpR8P3VpvifP3F

This fucking dude

He changed his channel name recently

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Okay ngl that voice is voice actor tier

"KILL HI-"

[shadow plover]

sounds like he'll fry his cords in 3 months if he continues that

[near wasp]

He wont

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

He's already been yelling like that for the longest time

[shadow plover]

nah you can't keep doing a voice like that for too long without professional practice without absolutely destroying your voice

[outer wave]

^

[near wasp]

Idk what to tell you but he's been doing it for like a year

At least

[storm jungle]

Water fixes everything right

[near wasp]

(and Mary Jane apparently)

[outer wave]

Me, a death metal singer at 80 years of age

[shadow plover]

artists who do screaming vocals have a tendency of retiring pretty early in their career if they don't have professional help, this goes pretty much hand in hand with that

[storm jungle]

damn Jerk dropping truth bombs

[vagrant fox]

Sounds a bit like DiMaggio

[storm jungle]

I assume its shouting and narcotics but i guess its close enough

[lament shoal]

He makes fun of lamenters players in the game, its funny lol

[vagrant fox]

based

[storm jungle]

aint no way man 😩

[vagrant fox]

now this is what space marines should look like

Put that stinky world of warcraft pauldron size to shame

[rose thorn]

What is this ai looking crap on my screen lol

[lament shoal]

I'll do you one better

[vagrant fox]

Handmade artistry

It's like 20 years old almost

[wary fulcrum]

Was gonna say

[languid meadow]

I prefer my dogshit made by a man not some robot

[vagrant fox]

Salamanders would never write something so mean

[jade holly]

Damn, my grocery store always sold out of Pibb and Dr Pepper

Why the spicy cherry drinks gotta be the best

[arctic talon]

40k artists have had real hand crafted garbage since the start

Not this AI slop

[jade holly]

This is clearly AI, the Saturnine’s pauldrons are too small

[storm jungle]

Calling this AI is CRAZY

even from the goofy proportions/face style i can tell this is Adrian Smith lol

[lament shoal]

They done stole my fireplace, can't have shit in kentucky

[vagrant fox]

A champion of the people, some of the coolest most iconic warhammer art and whatever that nonsense was

[hallow saddle]

dude that is art by one of the GOATS Adrian Smith

smh

[storm jungle]

Execute maggie now!!!

[rocky gale]

You see this is the "superior" Firstborn artwork all the oldheads love to groan about

[vagrant fox]

correct

it is simply better

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-minigun-quad-minigun-quadruple-minigun-anih-gif-14691235838571669330

[last stone]

dakkka

[rose thorn]

he.. he cant move is amrs

[rocky gale]

His pauldrons cover his entire arms down to the wrist, for optimal defence

[rose thorn]

what is going on here???????????

whats iwth the quarter of a lion pelt

[vagrant fox]

It's called swag

[rose thorn]

his usuall art is good why did he just make utter dogshit this one itme

THIS IS OFFICIAL GSC ART?????????

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle is this a gsc RT or comissar? i cant tell

[arctic talon]

I think it’s just a kellermorph

Wait no

[vagrant fox]

Got three arms don't it

[arctic talon]

It’s based on the old commissar mini

Yeah

[rose thorn]

i think its supposed ot be one of these two

[arctic talon]

The chest plate

Is the same

[rose thorn]

OFFIFICAL GSC COMISSAR

I NED TO check white WD this is form

what hte fuck, this is from MTG

Arcane Signet

Magic The Gathering – Universes Beyond: Warhammer 40000

[winter pine]

Halo device but it turns you into a genestealer? intriguing

[rose thorn]

peak

HOLLLYYYYY

ive only been posting officially published art btw

[storm jungle]

YOOO this art rocks what the fuck

[rose thorn]

THE MOST SLEPT ON FACTION OF ALL TIME

[storm jungle]

where is that from?

[rose thorn]

its from a white dwarf

idk which one

[storm jungle]

its likely very much brand new

but hmm

[rose thorn]

Konstantin Yaroslavcev

thank you tacticus.

[storm jungle]

Milfstealer 😔

[rose thorn]

LMAO

they gave her pants smh..

[near wasp]

They had to probably

[storm jungle]

wdym pants, SHE ALWAYS WORE THOSE

[rose thorn]

she did?????

[storm jungle]

YEAH

[surreal nest]

@arctic talon this enemy silver was raging the whole game and he flamed me "you didnt kill someone wit ult"

[near wasp]

Uh oh Maggie's losing it

[rose thorn]

hang on

[surreal nest]

what a weird qualifier of performance

[rose thorn]

oh i never noticed

[storm jungle]

bruh

actual lesbian moment

[rose thorn]

IN MY DEFENSE

not mine

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-go-to-horny-jail-bonk-doge-cheems-gif-17582752

[arctic talon]

lol

[surreal nest]

that model looks so much worse like that

[rose thorn]

se REALY DOENST LOOK LIEK SHE IS WEARING ANY

[storm jungle]

never steal a milf's pants

[surreal nest]

"did you really win if you didn't kill somebody with doorman 2" like wha

[storm jungle]

Also bad news this just looks like fanart, went to his main page he shared it on some obscure ass Twitter from Wish site

[arctic talon]

Looks like she’s wearing leggings

[surreal nest]

i was doing a grenade build too lol

[rose thorn]

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

actually a cool model

[rose thorn]

i thought it was from a WD because 40k.gallery didnt say it was fanart and made it look like an article Cries

[surreal nest]

extremely fun build btw

[storm jungle]

Death.

[arctic talon]

It says if it’s published

💀

It’ll have a star

[rose thorn]

the tacticus one i sent didnt say it was published but its in the game lol

[arctic talon]

My point is if it doesn’t have the star it’s highly likely to be fan art

[rose thorn]

fair

i wonder who won this

form the tooth anc claw set

[arctic talon]

Oh

Gsc

lol

[rose thorn]

W

[arctic talon]

The SW + guard took too many losses and pulled back

[rocky gale]

Bro's shooting the wrong way

and about to get hit with the stone cold stunner

[arctic talon]

He’s shooting something else

Smh

[lament shoal]

Dw, he sees blue parry circle in his peripheral

[arctic talon]

He’s gona be mush that’s a power hammer lmao

[rose thorn]

the armor of the angels of death vs a sledge hammer

[arctic talon]

Power hammer is unparryable smh

[rocky gale]

He's clearly shooting some rubble

[arctic talon]

It’s off screen

[vagrant fox]

He's shooting the orphan stuck under the rubble like a proper marine should be

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry about it

[rose thorn]

he is SO fucked lmao

[near wasp]

He will probably take down a lot of them tho

He doesn't have a helmet

[rose thorn]

thats an abominant lmao

[lament shoal]

Meanwhile my rogue trader parrying 10 consecutive swings from Calcazar's hammer without fail:

[surreal nest]

use my build for a million wins

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[surreal nest]

i love those models

so much

[rose thorn]

there is no timeline that he survives a 1v1 agaisnt an abominant lmao

[arctic talon]

It’s called killing it without getting hit smh

Issue is not getting hit

Abominants smaller versions had shit initiative in 7e

Well

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO THE SLEDGE HAMMER HAS 3 TIEMS AS MUCH STRENGTH AS HIS TOUGHNESS

[arctic talon]

“shit”

It was as good as humans

But that’s bad in a vacuum

lol

[near wasp]

Honestly it's probably the big group of them that'll kill him

Hell probably kill the first though

[rose thorn]

abominantns also have an ability taht when they die, they just, get back up

[rocky gale]

I'd win

[rose thorn]

and have healing

[arctic talon]

Abominants are kind of bad at dying

lol

Too stupid to die

Too dumb to live

Me when I cut an Abominants head off but I only removed their brain

[lament shoal]

Wear your helmet bro, ik u wanna aura farm but aura isn't gonna stop a bullet from obliterating your pre frontal cortex

[arctic talon]

What were the cults cooking

[rose thorn]

i belive its described as when itt ides, its skin just stithces it slef back together and hegets up and acts liek nothign hapepned

[arctic talon]

Tbh

The best way to kill it in melee

Would be to cut its head off

Then destroy its heart

And hope they didn’t shove extra organs in

[near wasp]

Obliterate it's torso with a melta

[arctic talon]

Yeah that’s better

lol

Obliterating it’s body is the best way

[lament shoal]

The Jurgen Special

[arctic talon]

GW should bring initiative back

In both AoS and 40k

Makes the game play better

[jade holly]

What y’all talking about?

[arctic talon]

Objectively

[rose thorn]

probably owuldnt help agaisnt the 4 armed emperors finest Stanley Sledge

[jade holly]

A GSC Patriarch?

[arctic talon]

Nah

Abominant

[rose thorn]

gsc art

[arctic talon]

Aka really stupid, really strong

Hybrid

Also really hard to kill

[rose thorn]

lol

[arctic talon]

Too dumb to die

Too stupid to live

[rose thorn]

i realy liek this art

[arctic talon]

I wonder if it would have lower initiative then aberrants

Bcs aberrants are like

[rose thorn]

i am 70% sure this is offiical art

[arctic talon]

Normal humans brain wise

[rose thorn]

OH YEAHHH LMAOOOO

[arctic talon]

Abominants are like

Actually near braindead

[rose thorn]

yeahhh

[arctic talon]

They need their

Like little gremlin creature

To guide them

[rose thorn]

but they have the honor of the cult, being an embodiment of the 4 armed emeperors strenght

[rose thorn]

^published art

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

drukhari aboit to eat the power of my pickaxe

[arctic talon]

The wrack would prolly like it

lol

[rocky gale]

How I'd be moving vs an Abominant
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-16-2015/oUtar4.gif

[arctic talon]

Wracks love pain

And also can’t really die properly

lol

[rose thorn]

i love how you can tell when GSC are in fanart if the artist likes GSC or hates them

[arctic talon]

Why did the patriarch give the Abominants a smooth brain

Are they stupid

[rose thorn]

its usually the best of the fuck ups or the biophagus' perosnal favorite labrat

[arctic talon]

They should put in another better brain

Smh

[heady rivet]

She Gene on my Stealer till I Cult

[rose thorn]

hey wsa GSC the main antagonists in a TTRPG camaping or osmething?

[arctic talon]

No

[rose thorn]

alot of art is ee is 4 peoples OCs going and killing a patriarch

[arctic talon]

Probably for someone’s campaign

[daring creek]

Tf is that guy on the right

[rose thorn]

the one in the back?

uh @rocky gale does that kit even have rules anymore?

the grotesque?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[rose thorn]

the gsc symbol ont hsi fanart is peak but damn i hate looking at this lol

[rocky gale]

The grotesque? Only in Legends

[arctic talon]

The dude in the right is a wrack

[rocky gale]

It's not

[arctic talon]

Oh in the background

That’s a grotesque yeah

[storm jungle]

I hate this guy's art, freaky ahh

also "orbital strike"

mfer GSC are like rats

[arctic talon]

You need to burn them out

Lmao

The fuck is an orbital strike gona do

Look at hive secundus

💀

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

its the same reason i love Acheran's ""sacrifice"" when he died to that GSC cult

[rocky gale]

But ye Grotesques are only in Legends now

[storm jungle]

"locking down a hive"

like-

do you know how big a hive is

and how the fuck that even works

[arctic talon]

Locking down a hive doesn’t really work

Lol

[storm jungle]

Darktide does an amazing job of showing how fucking huge a Hive is

like that intro scene in chasm station with the giant canyon of pipes especially

[vagrant fox]

listen ok steve lyons said like 8000 ig can siege a hive surely acheran can lock down an entire hive by himself

[rocky gale]

Bro bravely gave his life killing a swam of flies, sure there are still trillions of them left in the world but like he got those ones

[rose thorn]

HOLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i really wonder what the context is in lroe for this

[heady rivet]

To be fair, scale means nothing. Necromunda had an entire hive that collapsed into anarchy and nobody noticed for several years

[arctic talon]

It looks cool

[storm jungle]

I mean from your example alone it shows scale means everything lmao

again you dont "lock" this down

dumbass writers yeet

its even worse when you consider all it takes is 1 genestealer or cultist to slip through

[rocky gale]

Have you considered that this Hive was simply a different type of Hive that could be locked down

🤔

Like you just gotta press the lock button and all the windows shut

[daring creek]

How easy is it for them to like. Multiply exactly?

[storm jungle]

Lmao 😭

[rocky gale]

Like a big mall with all the shutters coming down

[storm jungle]

They basically fuck like normal people and spread that way iirc

@arctic talon @rose thorn can prob correct me lol

along with genestaelers infecting other people

[daring creek]

Ah.

[rose thorn]

there is a few ways

the kiss is the most common

[heady rivet]

I always assumed it was just a Dredd reference, where the tower had a "nuclear war" mode that just closed all the blast doors on the outside and then the writer said "Another fine day of work" and clocked out right then and there

[arctic talon]

If you have sex you have a hybrid baby

After you get kissed

[rose thorn]

then traditioanl reproduciton

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lockdown-10

[arctic talon]

Hybrids having babies make more hybrids

Ect.

[rose thorn]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Also

Your sex drive is way up

When you’ve been kissed

Like way way way up

💀

[rose thorn]

"Grey Knight vs Genestealer Magus" (published art)

holy shit

lmao

that magus just fucking KILLED HIM LAMO

[storm jungle]

Tbh in Dredd a megablock isnt a ecosystem of tunnels, canyons, ravines, factories, etc. At the end of the day its basically a rough form of a "building".

[arctic talon]

Goddamn this is prehistoric lol

[rose thorn]

yeah

[rocky gale]

Na I'd tank that shit

[rose thorn]

i am jsut shocked they let a grey knight get out pyskered by a magus

[arctic talon]

Why

Individual GK aren’t that strong

Psyker wise

[heady rivet]

No no I get what you're saying but you're also asking a GW writer to think about logic over hype moments and aura

[storm jungle]

Tell this to your average marine user

[rose thorn]

idk i assumed thier plot armor would hav eprotected them lol

[arctic talon]

TLDR Genestealers spread by

initial people kissed by pure strain
people have sex which makes hybrids
hybrids have sex which always results in a higher generation of hybrids
5th generation of hybrid off spring makes more pure strains

repeat infinitely

[rose thorn]

if you have any form of the GSC in you, then your children are GSC

[storm jungle]

What is the other thing regarding how they spread regarding infected supplies etc

isnt that also counting

[arctic talon]

They implant the zygotes from the kiss yeah

Into drink/food

[rose thorn]

i foudn out there is some like, coven of space wolf fans who keep redrawing the tooth and calw art with first born space wolves or their spacewolf OC obliteraing the GSC

[arctic talon]

It’s rarer and only one cult does it

[storm jungle]

AH taken from the Kiss okay nvm lol i was like "how does that count"

[storm jungle]

Not quite some others do it too

theres some wild examples

[arctic talon]

Huh

My bad

My knowledge is outdated

[storm jungle]

like uhh they fucking infect the algae in giant ass ice blocks that are getting shipped off planet

lmao

[arctic talon]

But it was twisted helix who did it primarily

[rose thorn]

like this

[arctic talon]

Iirc

[rose thorn]

and this

[storm jungle]

nah yea that is Twisted Helix's main schtick but some other cults do infecting supplies too, its more that Helix does it en-masse the most seeing as they are basically corpo medics

[arctic talon]

Anyways do not go to the bar with the bald hot prostitute you will regret it

[rocky gale]

Bros still shooting nothing

[arctic talon]

Your drink will be spiked

[daring creek]

Brain damage

[rose thorn]

he busby...

[arctic talon]

And you’ll wake up in some random ass fucking mine

Naked

[daring creek]

What if shes that much of a baddy tho

[heady rivet]

To be expected with a prositute tbf

[rose thorn]

shout out to sons of jorgonmunder who fill metoers with tryanid spores and shoot them at planets

[vagrant fox]

Isn't this just the same picture redrawn

[daring creek]

Enticing

[rose thorn]

yes

thats what i jsut said

The Sons of Jormungandr is a Genestealer Cult.[1]

The Sons, as they call themselves, hail from a string of infested space stations that stretch across the Black Nebula. They worship the resurgent Hive Fleet that coils through the Thalassi Sector like some impossibly vast serpent. Using the relative privacy of orbital stations to mask their spread, the Sons prepare for the day when their patron Jormungandr reclaims its lost Patriarch, and in doing so, swallows the sector whole.[1]

The vector of infection used by the Sons is inspired by their Hive Fleet deities; where the Tyranid ships fill hollow asteroids with egg-like spores and hurl them at planets, the Sons stow away on bulk freighters and cargo ships. Wherever possible, they set upon their foes from the air, descending in stolen aircraft.[2]

[vagrant fox]

I just don't see the firstborn or any new character

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/lke65sad/sunday-preview-huron-blackheart-sets-sail-from-the-maelstrom/

It's time

[rose thorn]

i sent a second piece of art with the OC

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

[arctic talon]

Exciting

[rose thorn]

Detachments adds new Detachment options for Chaos Space Marines, Aeldari, Orks, and Leagues of Votann armies,

[vagrant fox]

Yriel must win

[rose thorn]

not... even drukhari got a detachment????

they are getting a box

[arctic talon]

giving eldar, csm and orks new detachments

LOL

[rose thorn]

WHY TEH FUCK ARE ORKS HERE!!!

[rocky gale]

TBF the box is just Wych cult box

[arctic talon]

Nah they’re in the maelstrom

It makes sense

[rose thorn]

THEY ARNET GETTING A BOX!!

[arctic talon]

Orks being there makes sense

[rocky gale]

Plus like it's kinda shit box

[rose thorn]

THEY SHOUDL NTO BE INVOLVED

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t matter

Lore

lol

[rose thorn]

GSC SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A 500 WORLDS RELEASE!!!

[arctic talon]

They get one for lore reasons

[arctic talon]

Throwing rocks at other people does not give your faction more content smh

[storm jungle]

MAGGIE

SHUT UP

ABOUT GSC

AARGHHHHHHHH

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-banging-shield

[rose thorn]

RAGHHH WHY IS DRUKHRAI NOT GETTING A DETACHEMETN??????

THEY ARE GETTING A BOX!

ORKS GET ONE FOR LORE REASONS???????

[arctic talon]

Orks are in the maelstrom

[rose thorn]

SO ARE DRUKHARI

[arctic talon]

[heady rivet]

I wish I got the old Drukhari combat patrol. I need to KILL MYSELF now

Fuck my fat chud life

[arctic talon]

The druhkhari box is very obviously for moving old stock

[queen laurel]

orks are literally everywhere yes

[heady rivet]

The new Combat Patrol is such a downgrade

[arctic talon]

They’re getting a refresh next edition

So

Yknow

Move as much stock as possible

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

lol

[heady rivet]

Even so, it was a GREAT box vvalue

[arctic talon]

It’s not copium

[rocky gale]

Yea, any individual with a cranium of adequate size bought 3 of them before they went

[arctic talon]

Not the patrol

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[arctic talon]

I’m talking about the maelstrom combo box

Which is just the wych box from 7e

[rose thorn]

i am gonna hear about fuck ass space marines and night lord fans complaining they didnt get anythign even though htey dont evne own a warhammer kit

[arctic talon]

They already got stuff in 500 worlds for LSM

[vagrant fox]

If I was 20% chuddier I'd get this and hang it on my wall like a slav

[arctic talon]

They can be quiet

Smh

[rose thorn]

'and titus killed allthe tyranids by himslef with no loses'

[rocky gale]

Also because of the way Drukhari rules work, this box is also for us

[arctic talon]

Except for Yirel

Actually

He’s archon proxy

lol

[rocky gale]

Everything's an Archon if you're brave enough

[arctic talon]

500 archon conversions

[rose thorn]

it speajs to me........

[rocky gale]

Resist the call of the Ynnari

[rose thorn]

the suicide cult calls for me..

the ynnari koolaid

[heady rivet]

||If you read this you gotta buy a Necromunda gang||

[rose thorn]

I alreday own gsc

[heady rivet]

Doesnt count, house gang. NOW

[rose thorn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rocky gale]

I've alredy got Corpse Grinder Cult

[heady rivet]

Valid

[rose thorn]

@arctic talon in all realness i assume this would be dog shit

[arctic talon]

Wouldn’t make a bad army

[rose thorn]

i own uh

[arctic talon]

Wouldn’t make a good one tho

[arctic talon]

The army would lack anti tank

[rose thorn]

i have one of these in my closet lol

[arctic talon]

Is the big thing

Wraithguard are the only source of it

And the new jetbike

[rose thorn]

i forgot do ynnari take harliquins?

[vagrant fox]

Corpse grinders kind of speak to me

[rose thorn]

i love alien cults charlie I LOVE ALIEN CULTS!!!

[rocky gale]

Corpse Grinders are the ones that speak to me the most (For Necromunda), but their range is very bare bones

and there's not much variation you can build with their kit unfortunately

[rose thorn]

EVERY SETTING SHOUDL HAVE A CULT THAT WORSHIPS ALIENS

[heady rivet]

Guy with Chainaxes, guy with chainaxes, guy with rotary saw...

I think they're in dire need of some love

I mean the Enforcers just got a new book so holding out hope all the chaos cults can get something before the end of the year

[rocky gale]

Yea like if I bought a second box I'd probably struggle to make them that distinct from the first ones I've built

[arctic talon]

Helot + corpse grinder update would be cool

[rocky gale]

Which is the fun of Necromunda, making all the distinct little your guys and then throwing them into the grinder, it's not much fun when you've got 2 options

[heady rivet]

Even an upgrade sprue and some new equipment lists would drastically change them

And I dont even think they have dominion campaign territory bonuses, do they?

[surreal nest]

upgrade sprues are actually the coolest shit ever

i love upgrade sprue

[rocky gale]

The Upgrade Sprue they have is a nice start, but like it's resin so no from me

[vagrant fox]

I'd only buy minis to paint and collect, no way I'm regularly spending over an hour driving to the closest LGS on a regular basis. Doubt I'd corpse grind if the range is that limited

[arctic talon]

They don’t

They’re genuinely half baked

Same with helots

[rocky gale]

Yea it's one box, one HQ and one upgrade sprue. With the HQ and Upgrade both being Resin

[heady rivet]

Enforcers can sedate the local populace now even...

[arctic talon]

The resin isn’t bad

[rocky gale]

It is

The HQ didn't even come with build instructions

[arctic talon]

This is normal

For forgeworld

[rocky gale]

Yea because it was awful

[wary fulcrum]

My beef is the melee system, it’s too boring for me tk justify playing CgC

[rocky gale]

Like I cannot speak for much other FW stuff so you can say "It's not that bad" but I had the Eightfold Harvest Lord, it was fucking awful

[wary fulcrum]

It’s all the little serrated blades on him

Get flashed to fuck

[rocky gale]

So much flash you can't even figure out which part you're supposed to cut off

You basically have to carve the mini out of it, then the damn thing is immune to every form of glue known to man even after being washed and scrubbed

[surreal nest]

i think resin hobbyists buy resin just for the high of working with god's most toxic material

[wary fulcrum]

A lot of the Upgrade sprue have that same problem

[daring creek]

dumb cat

[vagrant fox]

Man I'd entirely forgotten about that little side mission with the slave catcher in RDR2

Some legacies are for pissing on

nevermind i changed my mind it's science

[last stone]

oh lord

[storm jungle]

Julian.......

[storm jungle]

One of the best quests in the game

that slow revelation as you enter his basement too, fucking scumbag

"THEY TOOK MY JOB... NOW I HAVE NOTHING..."

piece of shit lmao

[vagrant fox]

I like the letters where he can't keep a job because he's an awful pos

[storm jungle]

Yeah at first you are sympathetic

thinking hes some nice old man

then nope lol

[arctic talon]

The dude is an asshole

Even beyond being a slave catcher lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah like theres degrees to being a slaver on the pure evil scale

catchers are like the toppest for me lol

[vagrant fox]

Ranting about wanting to be treated with dignity when he did that is the cherry on top. This game's a bop every time I play it

[storm jungle]

Rockstar always cooks.

[arctic talon]

Honestly if he was never a slave catcher he’d still be a piece of shit lol

He’s such an awful person

[spring cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1470135383239950529/rem-is-turkish-comfirmed-v0-o4ya0pj1avfg1.jpg?ex=698a31c5&is=6988e045&hm=f4bbbe6cde3e4432a4cb191df99d23c62d40828cbafc674edca23247efe5d0bd&=&format=webp

[storm jungle]

what the FUCK

NOOOOOOOOO

[spring cairn]

Rem deadlock is Turkish...

[storm jungle]

😭

Deadlock keeps ruining everything i love

[arctic talon]

Is there a Turkish Rem skin yet

[spring cairn]

probably

those skins are like the first thing that hit nexus every new char

[vagrant fox]

What's up with big turk in games recently

[storm jungle]

i mean there isnt any

its just this guy and overwatch

thats it isnt it

[vagrant fox]

There's a turkspiracy afoot

[storm jungle]

guh

[arctic talon]

There isn’t also Rem isn’t actually Turkish

[storm jungle]

WHEW

[spring cairn]

no he totally is

[arctic talon]

He’s a dream creature from another dimension

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

he said he's voting Erdogan

in one of his voicelines

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

And might be Haze’s childhood imaginary friend

[spring cairn]

ye, that's cool af

[vagrant fox]

everyone in mount & blade is turkish

[spring cairn]

that haze dreamed him up

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

He calls Haze mom

[arctic talon]

She says she isn’t but he responds that she basically is his mom

Lol

[rose thorn]

just finished the general biuld for my desert village

need to do furniutre and adds tuff lol

Gotta decide what j wanna build here

[queen laurel]

ah yes the revolutionary upside down pyramid technique

[young pecan]

I've never seen turkey except in Thanksgiving so I'm pretty sure that's the same thing really

[opaque coyote]

I did a little starry-esque base using granite near my shimmer

Acting as if it's part of the trippy ass background

[fervent geode]

Calth is such a good name

I never really thought of it

But out of all warhammer planets

Mmmm Calth just rolls of the tongue

[young pecan]

https://medal.tv/games/total-war-warhammer-iii/clips/lKuaVm7XjS0S1Yo1_

Why is he just auto resolving his army to death bro

Regiments of renown, a hero, good units

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-pyramid-gif-11753624

[arctic talon]

Remember

Gru is more evil then pol pot

And napoleon is evil somehow

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Corsicans are basically satan

[fervent geode]

Lucifer is based in Ajaccio

[vagrant fox]

Stromark is it for me

[fervent geode]

Doesnt sound too bad either

[vagrant fox]

the root of all european evils are sourced from ajaccio

[fervent geode]

They are sending bad vibes and more than that hellfire

Napoleon was the warning shot

[vagrant fox]

First was Brocciu then was Napoleon last is a world war

change brocciu to that weirdass larvae cheese maybe

[fervent geode]

Thats Sardinia though

So more like purgatory there

[vagrant fox]

Corsica has a regional version

[fervent geode]

Oh fuck

As if brocciu wasnt enough

More cheese

[vagrant fox]

The med is full of evils
t. northern european

Between that evil cheese and dilara

also what's up with that guy in the other 40k discord andy

Why are his tastes like that

[fervent geode]

He is

The Abnettbasher or smth i guess

He said he doesnt find abnett good

He likes poli thriller more i think

[vagrant fox]

Consistently very puzzling statements

I know of no one that would call Fulgrim Perfect Son good but him

https://klipy.com/gifs/surprised-sorprendido-1

[fervent geode]

The Communist Clankers once again brainwashing our noble cannon fodder smh go get more of ur own

[storm jungle]

based as fuck

[fervent geode]

He wasnt expecting a book called Fulgrim to have fulgrim somehow i guess he was ok with the tamaris novel

[daring creek]

Bot sympathizer dilara

[fervent geode]

The Revisionist Bots need to be purged from the presidium

[daring creek]

Dilara when she sees skulls and torsos skewered:

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[daring creek]

Vro

[storm jungle]

also super-earth deserves it

kill the legion of fascists

[vagrant fox]

I'm (was) the most ardent defender of that novel and I still think it's like, a 6-7/10 if you change the title.

[daring creek]

But the bots are socialists

[fervent geode]

Yeah its not that bad

Its just

Why call it Fulgrim

[storm jungle]

And SE are fascists.

[vagrant fox]

I think I saw the page count for how many pages Fulgrim shows up for and it's like 20 out of what was it 320 something

[daring creek]

bots kill babies :(

[vagrant fox]

how do I destroy this gay flag I'm trying to defect here

[daring creek]

Insane message

[storm jungle]

and super earth sends people to concentration camps

and into bio-repurposing vats

and mass brainwashing

and public executions

[fervent geode]

They and Super Earth are the same thing (socdems) and my Hoxhaist Terminids are the only way for authentic revolution

[daring creek]

For the...greater good?

[storm jungle]

yeah the greater good of my wallet

[vagrant fox]

I'm taking my inspo from my main man Malich and making my own warband, with just me in it, then fucking right off

Two best pages of the Lexicanum btw

[storm jungle]

you can just hear the

"I'LL SHOW THEM. I CAN MAKE MY OWN LEGION."

[daring creek]

What is he cooking

[fervent geode]

This guy may replace Abaddon

[storm jungle]

hes trying his best

and sometimes thats all that matters

[vagrant fox]

In my heart he already has

[fervent geode]

One day, 14th Black Crusade by Warmaster Malich

[solid horizon]

Chaos marines tabletop players be like :

[fervent geode]

Everyone laughing now will have hell to pay

[vagrant fox]

40k equivalent of rokos basilisk, Maliches crusade?

[solid horizon]

also this guy

this guy is hilarious I think

[storm jungle]

"pistonhand" is CRAZY as a title

[fervent geode]

Bro had a month

Built a fuxking DOOMCRAB

And got massacred

Based

[solid horizon]

bro thought demons were pokemonsn

[fervent geode]

The Gods may have been scared of that Doom Crab methinks

[solid horizon]

If this guy wasn't dead he'd 100% be my current army's war(p)smith

[fervent geode]

Maybe he escaped

On the back of his DOOM CRAB now modified into a Helstalker

Im never buying a discolord

[solid horizon]

doom crab is just too hilarious of a name

[fervent geode]

I cant do him justice

[fervent geode]

Idk who made this decision but they need a big raise

[crisp heath]

How fucking funny would i be if he just died

[solid horizon]

Im pretty sure dude might have built androids as well considering he's been abducting all kinds of warp entities

[vagrant fox]

It's nice seeing the helldivers discord so split on trying to defect

[solid horizon]

kitbashing

[arctic talon]

the automatons are telling us to defect lmao

or cyborgs

this is fun

[storm jungle]

tbh helldiver players are as braindead as imperium stans

[sacred ginkgo]

Do you have to own the flag to defect

Cause I don't

[rocky gale]

Fails the saving throw and just explodes, then Brother Allius gotta explain to everyone that he asked for it

[storm jungle]

Im gonna test it now

brb

[vagrant fox]

It seems you have to tk someone holding the flag

but yes you need to own the warbond

or someone else does

[vagrant fox]

They made a model so someone clever back in 6th ed

[opaque coyote]

"I'LL MAKE MY OWN LEGION WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS"

[storm jungle]

Wait really

[vagrant fox]

I'm not sure if it's true but I read it in that hellhole server

[storm jungle]

Lmao christ

[vagrant fox]

Nothing I did could destroy the flag

[opaque coyote]

Malich is either exceptionally powerful, exceptionally stupid, or both

[storm jungle]

yeah same

[opaque coyote]

Either way, too much chaos juice

[storm jungle]

tbh i went in assuming that

since like-

well its a prop lol

[vagrant fox]

Yea

I was hoping to find one of those automaton grinders and throw it in somehow, or jump in but alas

[opaque coyote]

Also I kinda wish that helldiver defectors existed as an enemy

Would be cool

Unless if they do

[vagrant fox]

Well he is a chaos lord of a warband. Of course he's very strong

[storm jungle]

Shit thats smart actually lol

[opaque coyote]

That would've been an awesome move ngl

[outer wave]

Traitor Helldivers would go hard

[opaque coyote]

"Great, we got the flag. Now let's go back."

"...No"

throws the flag into the grinder

"I'm sick of it. The constant propaganda, the constant waste of life, the suffering."

[vagrant fox]

impossible to find info when stuff like this is being spammed ten thousand times a second

[fervent geode]

Amazing

[storm jungle]

Yeah this shit is why i never bother lol

[outer wave]

Im gonna shit on their flag

[storm jungle]

"the flag is an idea"

No its a weapon entity dumbass. If it was destroyable all of you would bitch and moan about it

[opaque coyote]

"I thought that maybe I could make a difference. But I was stupid to think so. Now I will do the only real choice I ever had.

The right one."

[hollow lantern]

Can you destroy a melee weapon?

[storm jungle]

No

[arctic talon]

you just kill someone with it seemingly

[storm jungle]

no weapon can be destroyed

[hollow lantern]

Afaik you can't destroy weapons which would imply you can't destroy the flag

[storm jungle]

Its so people can pick em up

[outer wave]

New idea: blow the flag off the map

[arctic talon]

anyone here have that stupid flag

I am on right now

and we can test it lol

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I kinda wish HD2 was like For Honor but PVE

Where you can fight for each side

[hollow lantern]

Im about to eat tbh

[opaque coyote]

And compete

[hollow lantern]

But i do own it

[opaque coyote]

Like you can fight as an Illuminate or Automaton like HD1 but as a soldier on the ground

Not bugs because

[arctic talon]

Ping me if you want to try it

[opaque coyote]

Most have lost their sense of reasoning and sentience

[vagrant fox]

yea I got it

at mr elite

[arctic talon]

do you wana try it rn?

[vagrant fox]

Shure

[arctic talon]

my friend code is 2147-0148

[vagrant fox]

Also it's really funny that the order is inspired directly by Hannoi Hannah

[arctic talon]

It is yeah

I like it

[vagrant fox]

How are you, GI Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war, to say nothing about a correct explanation of your presence over here. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on

[storm jungle]

Lmfao yeah i was gonna say

[nocturne jetty]

FARSEER SUMMONING THE ELDRITCH STORM

[hollow lantern]

My first guess would be burning it ngl

If you two are gonna try

[arctic talon]

I will try burning it

[hollow lantern]

God

[sacred ginkgo]

If it works tell me I need someone who owns it

[hollow lantern]

Do you guys remember when the dissident armor came out and people kept going "chaos divers chaos divers "

[outer wave]

There was dissident armor?

[arctic talon]

it doesn't work, literally 1984

wait

WWTF

ITS GONE

LOL

[outer wave]

Oh fuck

[arctic talon]

IT WORKS

[outer wave]

What did you do

[storm jungle]

YEAH IT DOES

I killed my friend carrying the flag

[vagrant fox]

Just shoot the guy holding it

No rewards but it's completed

[outer wave]

Oh fuck yeah

[storm jungle]

very funny

[vagrant fox]

Another successful mission as a helldiver

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh sick

[arctic talon]

Gives a new one

[hollow lantern]

Was i right

[arctic talon]

after relogging

I wanted to test it

yeah

kill an ally with the flag

it completes

[hollow lantern]

Damn I smart

[arctic talon]

I relogged and it gave another major order

[sacred ginkgo]

Neat

[hollow lantern]

another after that and it's 1 million

[sacred ginkgo]

Who here can host a lobby for flag shooting

[vagrant fox]

I can tomorrow if no one else has

[storm jungle]

god its a shame this is an impossible/joke order

[arctic talon]

Well

its possible for the 1 flag

10,000 by one person would take a lot of dedication and way too much time

bcs its not a global counter

[hollow lantern]

Not worth

[storm jungle]

It would be if it was global

[hollow lantern]

I bet someone is gonna do it too

[storm jungle]

a brave soul that one

[arctic talon]

That is actual torment nexus behavior

[storm jungle]

the devs know their playerbase

(braindaed)

[spring cairn]

except me

i'm very smart

[storm jungle]

we're independant thinkers

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-wars-rb551

[arctic talon]

roger roger

[hollow lantern]

Love these goofy fucks

[storm jungle]

roger roger

[sacred ginkgo]

Also, thing this made me realize

Why is servo assisted a thing

[arctic talon]

wdym why is it a thing

[sacred ginkgo]

in GW1 the arms master on your ship was a leg amputee

[arctic talon]

cybernetic augments have been a thing for super earth since forever

its why the cyborgs got it

or do you mean in terms of like being used in the field

Okay so turns out

tossing it into magma also counts

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm just confused on the bit of them allowing cybernetics post gw1

[storm jungle]

I mean

it makes money

[arctic talon]

they're useful

and it makes them money

[storm jungle]

theres a megacorp entirely dedicated to bionics

[arctic talon]

keeps the labor force/soldiers going

[sacred ginkgo]

I guess

[storm jungle]

^

super earth are hypocrites

and notice how literally no poster, advertisement or propaganda has amputee personel

just like most of them IRL

it would remind people why war sucks

so it still kinda counts lol

(theres literally a gag about this in Starship Troopers)

[arctic talon]

Mobile infantry made me the man I am today

lol

[hollow lantern]

SSTs is such a good movie

[storm jungle]

it being made was solely responsible for Helldivers so i agree lol

[near wasp]

If you lose an arm your no longer useful therefore you'll either be liquidated or given cybernetics depending on your usefulness

[storm jungle]

^ that too yeah

[arctic talon]

honestly helldiver 2's music being based more heavily on starship troopers is a shame

[storm jungle]

super earth allows them obviously for monetary/functionality reasons but id wager in public you'd be extremely looked down on for having one

[arctic talon]

I liked the weird synth+orchestral stuff they had in 1

[arctic talon]

absolutely tbh

unless you're a helldiver/SEAF, but then you get mocked by other helldivers/SEAF prolly

lol

[storm jungle]

100% lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah the music in 2, despite being much more highly produced, is just worse imo

[arctic talon]

the newer tracks capture a bit of the chaos of 1's music

[vagrant fox]

I'd imagined you get cybernetics the way the dolts in Warframes Fortuna does

[arctic talon]

but not perfectly

[sacred ginkgo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEtwaDPxqB0
1:40

[arctic talon]

I LOVE DEBT

[arctic talon]

this is referenced in the new cyborg music btw lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh shit real

[vagrant fox]

I love generational debt I love hustling

[arctic talon]

can't afford your rig? time to get shelved

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJswP4hqoWg

One of the best tracks in the game rn

holy fuck its peak

no surprise considering its by a Destiny composer, aka cinema

[sacred ginkgo]

Am i missing anything by skipping to the combat section

[arctic talon]

its slowed down

https://youtu.be/BNIF29g8PqE?si=DQ_zDVmUQv3uRXHV&t=179

just watch the video I sent

I timestamped when the reference starts

[storm jungle]

yeah its the usual track stuff

[arctic talon]

its much more threaten/intense

rather then like

[storm jungle]

calm / combat

[arctic talon]

chaotic

[storm jungle]

yeah its the guitar and the coir

[rocky gale]

1 million?

[storm jungle]

its apocalyptic

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is like

it isnt "kill yourself 10000000 times"

its destroy a flag of super earth 100000 times

lmao

[arctic talon]

yeah also the guitar and choir bit references it

[arctic talon]

he did the best track in Destiny 2 Forsaken by far lol

which is the Watchtower

[storm jungle]

Explains why its fantastic lol

[hollow lantern]

this is a personal order right

[storm jungle]

alas yeah

[hollow lantern]

like 1mil isnt collective

[storm jungle]

if it was global it would be ironically more doable lol

[arctic talon]

that stupid fuck ass door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDfClcBQGwQ

Fucking door opening theme

lol

[rocky gale]

I ain't spending any medals on that fuck ass stratagem

[arctic talon]

Its still so funny this is the music that plays during the goddamn Vault during the final phase of the lock sequence

[vagrant fox]

Why did Bungie fire him it's the biggest puzzler

The music was like 1/4 the reason for the raids being so good

[arctic talon]

They fired all their music producers

they only do contract now 💀

[rocky gale]

The answer, Bungie is very stupid

[vagrant fox]

My fond memories 😔

[arctic talon]

still got Michael salvatori

deadass he should have refused to do more work with them

but whatever

get that bag Michael

[storm jungle]

money is money yeah

id prob do the same thing

[arctic talon]

okay I found out what the HD2 composer was specifically behind

in Forsaken

he's behind the composition for all the Corrupted versions/ascendant plane versions

of tracks

[storm jungle]

Interesting

[surreal nest]

i just hit ascendant

https://tenor.com/view/shovel-knight-shovel-knight-plush-spin-gif-11350607330369591865

[storm jungle]

tho tbh

i sitll think the HD2 tracks are good

[arctic talon]

they're not bad

[storm jungle]

the only Starship ones are- well the Terminids lol

[arctic talon]

the HD2 tracks are not bad, I just prefer the HD1 ones

[storm jungle]

Gay nostlagia boy

[arctic talon]

the bugs theme in 1 was GOATED smh

[hollow lantern]

have you ever heard the mix where its every D13 track layered

[storm jungle]

Counter argument

https://youtu.be/E4kAHaiP-iU?t=642

https://klipy.com/gifs/robot-dance-21

[arctic talon]

YES

https://youtu.be/TSGLOuYKtJU?si=UEatW2QUzWX6ys2T&t=196

the really intense version of the triumphent bit in the bugs theme

is super rare in the actual game lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah this track is great, BUT ITS NOT FUCKING INGAME YET

[hollow lantern]

its so fuckin good

[rose thorn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0_-HohVvUoo?si=oW__1ku4zdewrjoZ

[arctic talon]

the only theme I think is an improvement vibes wise in HD2

is the Illuminate theme

bcs the HD1 illuminate theme doesn't work as well for how fucking creepy they are in 2

[storm jungle]

ITS LITERALLY THE DEFAULT AUTOMATON THEME

The choir part is later in the track edited in

[arctic talon]

YEAH

the CHOIR PART IS WHATS REALLY GOOD

the base automaton theme is fine

I just like the Cyborg music more

[storm jungle]

"fine" is crazy

[vagrant fox]

Kill Dilara for slandering HD1

[storm jungle]

I DIDNT SLANDER ANYTHING

[vagrant fox]

Yuh uh

[rocky gale]

I haven't played HD1, therefore it must be a bad game