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and trans rights
https://fxtwitter.com/NotHoodlum/status/2019760097665163703/video/1 he's not even hiding his contempt anymore
Last night and again this morning, the insane game show host “president” posted over 100 times. Among them were recycled lies about “voter fraud” in the 2020 election, the same lies that cost Fox $787.5 million. It ends with a racist image of the Obamas as apes.
But yeah, I can believe that a group of Xenos worshipping the Emperor exists. It could feasibly exist for homebrewing purposes.
They probably won't or didn't last long though
Man I can't believe that he's racist. There was no signs showing this beforehand. It's not like he ever called a group of people filthy, or tried to dehumanize them by lying about eating dogs and cats.
No he's clearly completely innocent
Clearly

I hate the fact some people are drawn to him because he's somehow this image of an alpha male leader or whatever tf and young adults and teens just bought into it
well
older people too..
Also the only thing close to that is the unfleshed. The rejected results of the daemonculba. They are malformed mutant failed Space Marines that still worshipped the Emperor
Im aware. Shut up.
DIfference being that the Emp. hasn't tried to hide it out at the start.
He literally looked like shit even during his 2016 election.
^
True.
its very much not comparable yea
Although I have to wonder if the Imperium tried to fake making peace before landing
Like they pretend to be diplomatic only to come down and THEN genocide the planet
he comparatively looks physically better
True but it's like
Shit just in the toilet vs shit 2 weeks later. It's still shit.

no
But yeah genuinely wonder if the Imperium faked the whole "We come in peace"
Probably, though could see it more as "Rogue Trader start meeting with you, leave and SM Chapter clean up behind"
Yeah tho the main forces that did these in 30k were the Legions
who just shot everyone
they only do the "we come in peace" stuff t ohuman worlds
if they resist or say no then they exterminate them
Hm, thought the Imperium would try faking peace at least once or twice
All is fair in love and war yadayadayada
Why would they
Easier to kill Xenos. Be allowed to land peacefully to gain an advantage
Fair enough
why place yourself right into danger as is
Or make yourself seem weak
Imperium copaganda
Real.
MAGAperium would never do this
I MEAN Imperium
at least they're honest about it 💀
@arctic talon I can confidently say Venator is my favorite hero in the game and I look forward to maining the fuck out of him when it is economically viable
I liked Venator a lot, but I went back to Paige
He's good at counter-sniping Vindicta when she starts flying around
or making Silver sit down when she goes wolf-mode
This is true
If the problem persists after explosion
Not enough explosive
Admittedly, it can create a whole host of new problems, but that’s a different issue
@storm jungle is this the one or is there more?
It’s the annual
I love learning about new deadlock players here
Please god be NA
The joker vs LOTR elves
Well
There was one time
But it was against a human world
Dear fucking god
This implies there's a Donald Trump in 40k that isn't a slaaneshi cultist
Pretty sure he's more of a Chaos Undivided follower
Yeah thats the one
he very humanely uses that flamethrower to teach the MAGA i mean the rude people why its bad to be bigoted
Theres probably a lot.
Yeah... donnie is dime a dozen in 40k
unfortunately lol
reminds me of the opening text-crawl in Munda books titled "The failure of democracy and the supremacy of nobility"

How well would our Robot Girlyman perform in today's political climate if he was POTUS or leader of some other country?
Extremely well because he isnt a self-serving piece of shit and doesnt have the Emperor on his head making him do inherently fascist things.
He has negatives like any leader but when you cut off 40k/The Imperium from him he doesnt have half the negative baggage to do the things he does
Yeah, he doesn't have to care about chaos, just economic stuff 😂
Basically lol
He very much is just a normal guy/politician at the end of the day
With his superhuman intellect he probably could spawn in the most 3rd world country imaginable and under a few years likely make it a powerhouse of some kind.
Hey I'm gonna be honest if my politician is a worker that can bring in good changes and plus he's a demigod I wouldn't complain
Can't be worse than half of the ones we have now
DEADLOCK GRAAA
im goann play perosna 3 and its gonna become one of my favoirte games and im gonna be os mad about it lol
nvm perosna 3 reloaded has been wiped from existance apparently
wdym lol
It exists still
I mena off every piracy website (I can’t afford 80 dollars)
I'll take a look around
Thank you uwu
Some of the sites I would frequent are blocked by my wifi, but I am seeing that you can crack the demo.
But yeah I am noticing its just off some sites
weird
@vague dove
As of sigmar W
I cant wait to redownload darktide! This new event reward is so worth it!
you could just play the event too
darktide events more like don't do that
i might actually pick up helldivers again now that the best faction is the focus
i guess it will just be gloom again where we'll be able to attack deep bot planets but it will be hell
it looks cool as hell
idk how bot planets could get any worse than bot urban missions but we'll see
the urban environement makes it 10 times easier from my experience
who knows if it will be playable on release given what happened with hive planets
It really doesnt look that technically complex
hive worlds were a shitshow because the maps were just awful
ive watched the leaks on youtube it looks pretty alright
We are injecting that serum into your uretha to create a suiper soldier to save Atoma
@storm jungle is there Genestealer cult themed cosmetics yet
Only chemdogs which you missed
Damn
Lmao
I know they had gsc themed cosmetics in the files like 2 years ago
these are in the game as cosmetics too
the right one is literally what the shop lady wears
I wonder why she is wearing a ventilator
darktide reference
Should we also count the Ogryn's Lorenz (Kickback and Rumbler)
Die.
Id say so
because the game uses A LOT of genestealer weapons/kit props lol
which is great

Also for scenery
With both vehicles (Bikes, Quads and the Rockgrinders), and other bits (Vent that the Patriarch is perched on)
Yeah ive been referencing them for my huge chart
Wha about the mining suits? Are those here yet anywhere
(Okay technically it’s multi use)
There's a chestpiece for Psyker thats literally just a Genestealer torso. Implication is its jjust mining equipment
Chemdogs
because they used the kitbash GW did for the 8th guard codex for them
which literally uses GSC parts
hold on
Y bad I thoguht they used krieg chest lmao
Because Genestealers are just miners
One of the walls is just Necromunda terrain 
Yes, the one with the X bracing is
Some of the Catwalk are also from one of the terrain piece
Ah not a full fit
not to take away from the source but since gsc uses basic imperial equipment isn't it kinda untrue that it's gsc inspired
I mean no?
those are LITERALLY GSC parts
the original Chemdogs look nothing like that as you can see at the bottom
they just kinda had to source something in-studio seeing as nobody wants to make custom sculpts in GW for random regiments lol
huh it did feel like the chem dog uniforms looked off
The 8th Guard codex was all about encouraging people to make custom regiments with kitbashing.
then um
Huge fan of this fanart for em tbh
9th happened
then 10th happened
aka literally no options lmao
Krieg, Catachan, Cadia
RIP
I hate how modern guard are set up dex wise tbh
Ik theyre a combined forces type army but the forces i want to combine have to be kitbashed to hell and back
Never got into guard for a reason tbh
i do like the krieg artillery a lot since they're easy to kitbash
There was a point where I'd have started them if Catachans got a full release but uh
tiny ass bolt pistol
also standalone artillery looks hella cooler than self propelled
Cadians and Krieg happened lol
How long until they realize that the can, just paint their models to not be cadians/krieg
Thats, not even true
The closest regi is SL and they still don't quite look like em
you can't really make the big regiments super well with normal models but you can make up some new regiment that has krieg-like outfits
Other regiments use gear similar to krieg officially panted and not
krieg's gear is pretty unique. their gas mask is the most distinct part and also the most annoying to hide
gw just drank lead water and put th key word krieg / cadia on the stat sheets for some reason
Again the closest would be steel legion
And steel legion wear different boots, coats, and gas masks
I’m an official capacity steel legion, indentured, and some other regiment was painted on Kreigers
it would be far easier to kitbash krieg using steel legion models
in fact isn't that how krieg originally started
Krieg were an alt scheme for SL
Makes sense
Then outgrew them in popularity
GW has neglected armageddon for decades idk why
Because of haha funny suicidal le shovelerino reddit tier memes
Catachan fans in ruins
hey at least they still have models
old models but still models
it sucks because armageddon is both one of the most popular guard campaigns and the single most popular ork event
Technically nothing in the krieg kits besides their named character is uniquely krieg, it’s just uniforms and shit they are assigned
it's pretty distinctively krieg
if the goal of your kitbash is to make something that has none of the original models aesthetics then krieg is a hard one
oh yeah definitely
Once again I inform r/deathkropsofkrieg that brood bother kriegers canonically exist
Same for catachan
why wouldn't they
Because their favorite gas maskin heckin wholesome shovelers would never betray the imperium for stupid bug men!!!
I saw an argument about it and a shitload of miss info on the Reddit about it lol
wait are brood brothers naturally born and then converted or are they some generation of genestealers
also regardless of the answer it would be extremely easy for a krieg brood brother to hide because the entire regiment hides their heads at all times 
They are 4th gen’s (neophyte hybrids) that joined the guard
like you could be standing next to a guy with huge brow ridges and not know it because of the gas mask
Lmao
I guess the recruiters don’t really notice or care that they are like 15% more pink
The guardsmen in the hive city cafeteria
krieg recruitment is more like whoever survives the training is considered fit to serve
Which implies that there is an infection on krieg lmao
And gsc members are physically much more endurable and stronger
yeah i dont think krieg trains outside its planet so it probably does imply there's a cult there
Catachan too but uh that’s more obvious
lol a patriarch could be walking around catachan and nobody would bat an eye
Since catachan was literally invaded by genestealers
just another crazy fauna
The militaries Medical inspections aint what they used to be if they don't pick up on them ridges
small scale mutations are pretty normal in the imperium
What the hell is the planet the imperium pulls ogryns from called again
Ah
They're originally from like high gravity worlds but now they're just everywhere
For some reason we don’t have gsc ogryn in any official capacity yet
They don't like kissing
I heard they might just be too genetically thick in the head
funny to think gsc is overwhelmingly represented with humans because it's like the only race with the right genetics
Genestealers are believed to be extracted from human dna, so if they are specially crafted to modify only human DNA
They have Aberrant and Abominant ?
Those are normal humans who dna modifying horrifically failed
They take the place of the Ogryn
maybe gsc avoid ogryns because they're too dumb to link to the patriarch mind field thing
Ogryn aren't really needed 🤷
Usually from the kiss being interrupted, experimentation, or being too place to any powerful forces like chaos or radiation
or maybe a second generation ogryn gsc would be way too smart and stick out like a sore thumb
god i love the darktide cosmetic that's straight up just a complete replacement for the ogryn's head
you could turn an ogryn into a servitor and there would be no difference in intelligence
Yeha I just mean lore wise
And like every soft sci Fi ever
They got taller in high gravity
Rather than shorter
I guess that's what they traded in the brain power for
i thought the high gravity planet thing was retconned
since it's related to old squat lore
I don't think it was retconned
Maybe Ogryns exist on regular planets though
Ogryn cover more than 1 abhuman types
“Ogryn” must be big category, how else fit so many Ogryn?
yaeh
Honestly I can imagine some abhuman specialist is the type to love cataloguing different Ogryn races
What ordo or Mechanicus sect would they be in though?
Also although I know there is canonically visible sexual dimorphism.
I sometimes like to believe that it's only noticeable by somebody who deals with Ogryns often
Like if you've only interacted with them occasionally, female and male basically look the same
And so Ogryns (if they're smart enough) like to pull a prank
Where they have a female pretend to be male
And vice versa
Intentionally lean into their reputation and play dumb about it
them being missgendered doesn't seem impossible, but mostly due to the Imperium mostly not caring about Ogryns.
But them playing into it seem less likely
It's like how Alligators and Crocodiles are quite different once you look at them closely. But to anybody that doesn't or is unknowledgeable, they'll easily mistake one for the other
Also this
Because similar to encountering an Alligator or Crocodile. You generally aren't thinking about what type they are
For Ogryns, they're only used for punching the Imperium enemies good
And manual labor
For Alligators/Crocodiles, you're genuinely thinking of running the fuck away
...or taking a picture (far away if you're actually smart)
Yeah I feel like only the Darktide type Ogryns would pull this
Regular Ogryns are too stu- nice
To do this
I honestly don't seee the DT Ogryn playing that sort of pranks, pranks, sure, but more like throwing a grenade near allies or other much more dangerous things
True
But I don't think they're dumb enough to throw an actual grenade
Maybe a rock and then act like it's a grenade
A contact nade maybe
Great TTRPG session
That reminds me, I DM'd my first D&D session for my family on Friday, one of my NPC's was a Jester and I was deliberately trying to fail at doing a card trick, got my nephew to think of a card and did the whole deal of going through the deck, shuffeling it, handing it to someone else and having them shuffle it and putting on a show and in the end when I drew a card at random and said "Is this your card" I by complete chance in defiance of all odds drew the card he was thinking of and everyone was like "Wow how did you do that"
It really threw me off because I wanted to get it wrong as I'd set it up to segue into my next segment
Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punchs
that tik tok chud dating app ads are SO FUCKIGNA NNOYINGGG LMAO
Which ads?
the ones that all look like thsoe guys form that "us when trump becomes persident so we can finally afford a home and get married"
I dont get ads anymore so lmao but damn
Wait I may have seen one of those as a tiktok short or something
Either or LMAO imagine having a family in this economy
i have no clue whajt the fuck these dweebs mean by afford to get married, its like 20 bucks at the court house to get married
maybe im too wok
the outlook email notifiacation is the literal mos stressful sound on the planet
it sounds like a broken door bell
i had an outdoor cat once, she sat down in the middle of 2 warring ant colonies mid battle lol
Lmfao
They're referring to a traditional wedding with the walk down and everything
I doubt they know about the other way to get married
LMAO
I KNOW! It's hell anywhere on the bot front right now.
First ttrpg game I join in years and it's Deathwatch
Fate worse then death
People of the official Darktide discord, I come baring evidence that Knight Commander Dragor is more faithful to the Cult Mechanicus than Hadron Omega-7-7.
Scoffing at the entirely practical application of explosives? The sheer impiety of it!
I make frequent use of this strategy.
I am never beating the bimbofication allegations
The what
You know what
Don’t tell me
pray for me
DM got mad at me because he didnt know how to flirt back with me while I was seducing an Imperial officer 
correct the ordo reductor is the truest form of worship
Lord of ruin
they do have loud hailers on their vics that blast hyms duriong battle afaik
I say much worse things about my mother
Because its all true
💀
I really want to try a 40k TTRPG, sounds like the same kind of tension as Cyberpunk RED
Just remembered they put free bread in there too
Or at least Dark Heresy does
The FFG ones(excluding deathwatch) and Imperium Maledictum def have more tension in combat imo
You’re squishier in the 40k ttrpgs then cyberpunk red
It’s more like 2020 or the homebrew to cut down on durability in RED in terms of squish factor
You need to roll a d20 on whether the meal actually is cooked or not
Then a d100 to see if it actually tastes okay. Anything below 80 will have it taste like shit.
One of the few times I went to Applebees. It was with my two cousins, aunt, and uncle.
The chicken burger I ordered had like the consistency of rubber
I loved some of the stories of how lethal 2020 was lmao
One bad roll on a headshot and you were just fucking dead on the spot
RED giving everyone 10 more HP by default
So you don’t explode
lol
But yeah in the FFG/Maledictum you just die to a lasgun
The only one who was able to eat it was my uncle. Who lived through the fucking "Great Leap Forward" famines so of course he would find it okay.
Everybody else couldn't eat it
This system uses its own dice 
Considering Maledictum has you play mostly as like
The equivalent of rejects
Yeah you aren't John Space Marine.
Although I wonder if Lasguns are generally deadlier than like
Being shot by a regular gun.
The inquisitor handbook for players literally calls you the spares of the worst team the inquisitor has
Some have them be equal while some depict Lasguns as deadlier
Autguns are less lethal on average
More bullets
Assuming no special issue ammunition is loaded
So yeah humans in the 40k verse are
...very squishy
Relative to others
Like I think the only race that is equalish to us are the T'au?
Equal in what way?
Squishiness?
Eldar are tankier and much faster.
Necrons are absolute tanks.
Orks are absolute tanks.
Tyranids are either a bunch of tiny little bugs or a big fuck off bug.
Etc.
Eldar are faster, stronger and tougher
In terms of natural durability
💀
then baseline humans
they are just superior in every way
a single ranger/kabalite is considered a threat that can kill an entire party for early/mid game
in Maledictum
Yet they’re only like 1/18th of the human population
lol

I have seen a few people get completely fucked up by autofire in RED, is that about standard for FFG and Maledictum?
Tbf they were much more
And then uh
Slaanesh

I still find it funny that Eldars basically become like
Incredibly hyperfixated
They have to make sure they don't become too obsessed
let me put this in context, a lasgun does 6 damage in Maledictum without modifiers, the average player on the high end has 14 HP starting off
that sounds especially fun, might have to ask around if some friends want to try it
Anyways in the first session I ran for my friends one of my players got set on fire, lost her hand and beat a traitor tech priest to death with a hammer before falling unconscious
10/10
Party almost TPK’d on their first encounter
Space Wolf who died cleaning his bolter be like
who wants this to happen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMw0cjCKfdo
Military-industrial complexes go bonkers.
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Pretty sure anything we would recieve would be a downgrade
thought rejects would be thrilled to use the bombs Helldivers have access too
The most useful thing I think we could receive would be like
Talon
Oh and incin breaker
Well the bombs would likely not be going to us, but to the actual frontlines that are holding off the Moebian 6th and Admonition
Scum's purg staff in the form of an auto shotgun
We couldn't use them in 99% of scenarios
No room for air
Trident
lol
this point id Take the machine guns and explosive launchers they have for us rejects to use....
I want to put blessings on that fucking thing
Trident would be cool but its sustain issues would hinder it
Anyone who uses a shotgun uses a shotgun
Double Edge Sickle....
But yeah alll the crazy orbital stuff would probably be used for frontline engagements than what our work typically is supposed to do
Could it not be used for any openings above the hive?
You could possibly get them into certain sections of The Hourglass
But it would probably put us to pieces
Ogryn frag with friendly fire
As the smallest option
Give the Veteran the Helldivers plasma guns, he'd be delighted to have something that won't explode.
Yeah, but something that won't even overheat in the first place.
Give Psyker the Warp Pack.
Suicide maneuver
Y'know what? Fair enough. It's like a water gun compared to what they get
How so?
Fun fact
Radiation does in fact affect machines damaging their hardware and software in the same way it damages our DNA. It will cause massive errors if a machine is not protected from radiation.
Although machines are definitely more resistant to it than us.
Aren't psykers able to call forth the warp?
Mainly due to their bigger souls.
Kinda wonder if a Psyker was sent to the warp, if they would essentially be as capable as a regular person.
Just with the equivalent of a fucking red flag waving around to attract daemons to eat them.
But exceptionally powerful psykers like the Emperor still maintain their power in the warp. But the warp is fueled by the emotions and souls. I wonder how powerful belief is if you're in the immaterium.
Like if you unironically believe with all of your heart and soul that you will be able to escape from the warp fine.
Then you'll actually escape from the warp.
(...and probably die because you got deposited out in the middle of space or something)
This is likely what would happen
but your will to change the Immaterium is defined by your psychic power
the stronger you are, the more you can shape the warp to what you want it to do
They already have a plasma gun
infact
several plasma weapons
My work gave me the genuinely the most evil schedule ever im gonna die this is just like warhammer
defy your gods and kill them.
better yet, break them up and use them and use them as pokemon
is that a mfkn black hole
Cosmogenesis Crisis Ascension path in stellaris
AKA you start fucking with reality itself
like making light faster
or turning pi into a different number
Pi should not be 3
But it could be
I've used Pi as 4 before 💀
Sending anyone into the warp
I'd love to see more sobs like this
I fought in the creek really is Helldivers version of Destiny's as a D2 beta tester
Big fan of Merak tbh
I love how people are entirely ignoring Merak for Chort
i wish they realised its all railroaded
none of it matters, we are going to Cyberstan lol
more as a statement to your veterancy that's entirely meaningless because everyone has done the same shit
Basically yeah
Tbh I haven't opened the game since I saw Aurora go from 17 percent to 7 pervent and every random in my games has managed to die over 5 times
Each
Every mission
Yeah uh I got bad news
Yeah I'm just waiting until we get to 'stan
So like
Wouldn't it have been more logical to storm AB
Instead of defending
To cut off the invasion lines
Its about supply lines or some shit idk
Idk
Again imma be real
i dont care about any of this stuff
this playerbase is like a hamster lol
The Blob™
THATS the term, i forgot lmao
Yeah the devs obviously wanted them to go to Merak to cut off the invasion force but uhhh yeah lol
The Blob sent the DSS to some nowhere planet in bug space for a day or so iirc
Not that i like the DSS but like what are we doing here guys
Thinking about that gets you nowhere but dissapointmentville fast
That too yeah, as much as I bring it up i very much do not care about the railroading stuff, you cannot tell a story/narrative this complex without leading people on under the illusion of choice.
AH just sometimes does a better job at it than they do on other occassions.
Fair enough
What annoys me more is people not shutting the fuck up
It's not a clever playerbase, just have fun
"ERM WE GOTTA ATTACK THIS PLANET"
"CUT ALPHA FROM BRAVO"
Bro is not Alexander the Great
Imagine going all that bioenhancing surgery only to die by a simple wooden spear 
You'd love the HD2 discord I think
I looked at it in Year 1 trust me LMAO
This art pissed an incredible amount of people off when it came out like 1-2 years ago
space marine fans are such fucking babies lol
Marines have died to wooden spears fwiw
I remember laughing at all the comments
Some HH book
erm that doesn't look like wood 🤓
Yeah that's why I mentioned it at my comment
My favorite is the playground comments "ERM actually he can reach forward and still kill her 🤓 "
Nobody asked dipshit.
There's a clear difference in 40k fans who actually enjoy the hobby as a whole and the dipshits who only care about Imperium and Space marines who probably ever read 1 book and it was Horus Rising
Basically yeah, its why I usually try to stick to "stan" rather than "fan" but uhh the definition is hard to make sometimes.
I don't know what the difference is, I just stick to spaces that mostly don't annoy me
they act as if that isn't a plot thing that is purely depending on the writer
There are books where marines survive with only their second heart, 1 lung, 2 broken legs and half their face melted
and others where a simple stroke of a blade into the chest kills them instantly
I know what you are talking about i think
People were so mad at creekdivers what is he talking about
I usually go to that subreddit when i wanna see people shit-talking the game but some of the complaints on there are also very funny lol
First Heretic where Argel Tal talks about some bozo who died to a spear
It was Chaplain Sar Fareth, but Argel was lying
Peak HD2 difficulty
might've killed the guy and just lies but I'll take the spear
"What if we just infinitely ragdoll the players?"
Argel killed him
ADB said so i think
He was lying to Xaphen
Sar was killing random civvies
ADB said that's what he wanted the meaning to be understood as yeah
Ye
Tbh I haven't read earlier HH stuff in probably more than a decade atp
So if that was the actual meaning my bad
I'm re reading it atp
Its cool its funny anyway
thing spreads as falsehood
I like it when space marines die to some really stupid shit sometimes so, the spear is fine
Just implied
It's both funny and also plausible
It's actual fun to see them die to just normal stuff instead of super awesome cool last stand
Like not everyone dies like a hero
So a stupid wooden spear killing a marine is not far fetched
Since Argel flashbacked to Sar being cruel while mentioning his death, and Xaphen calls out how stupid Sar's death was
Named SM captain fighting their way off chaos fortress world naked vs unnamed space marine jackass who has been deployed once before and IS going to die before this story ends
I hate the stupid chud community who can't just enjoy stuff and just complain all the time CAUSE OH MY LORE
Its cool to me
tbh this is one of the most racist, sexist and homophobic fandoms ever so lol
Tbh he couldve gone helmetless
I hate it because AOS and WHF suffer NONE of this, because their main human factions arent space nazis lol
So yeah it doesnt penetrate but
Every single time I see a post about helldivers it’s some shitty Reddit meme or this lmao
Pushing space marines for 4 decades and it's unforeseen consequences on the community
It always comes down to chuds
Who got all of their political wing made up by a pedophile
So like
Bleeeh
Chuds being chud
Its the draw of the Imperium unfortunately lol
The only gripe I have of Warhammer fantasy fans is they tend to be way too salty about AOS a times but more often than not You meet actually good fantasy fans
Nah these people existed before that guy ever ran for office tbh
They existed but they were just a loud minority at the time
No no whf is full of racists too
Fantasy fans sucks AoS fans all lovers
Still not as prominent as 40k
Unfortunately they're not a minority
And they're just as loud
They are just being more vocal about it now, imo theyre still a minority
you callin' me a penis sucker?
Every day is a new 9/11 for warhammer chuds
Doesn't it get tiring
Of course, but still. Once I had someone try to convince me that AOS was being ruined by discrete with the named cities character being Indian
I have fantasy models I can whine about it ok, I supported that dying abomination
I like Lizardmen
I'd call them a minority if it wasn't such an increasing and worrying group who rn holds power
I love them too
(This person never played AOS)
This is true, theyre going nuts these days
Yeah but the thing is fantasy fans have a higher chance of being more reasonable than any Warhammer 40k fan
"Yeah uh the Aztec monster lizards with dinosaurs are formed by a frog god to defeat chaos" is such a fun idea
Most fantasy fans are just disgruntled chubby middle aged men
Again entire reason i made that chart uptop lmao
I love kroak
like
the amoutn of shit
ive been able to fit on that
along with the stuff i prob forgot
is staggering
AoS fans are shredded and typically gay for each other
“It makes no sense why the European faction would be lead by an Indian!”
And I was like “… there… there isn’t any nationalities tied to any faction-“
Hey I'm a disgruntled chubby mid to late 20s aged man and I want to be seen too.
Im sorry come right in
Thank you
Replace shredded with twig and im in
WE NEED TO SEND 40K ARTISTS TO AOS
One man's boobs is another man's pecs let that sink in
“Oh my big buff goth sexy lady lives in 40K….”
WRONG!!!!!!!
If you read Dawn of War Ascension and get to the part where a bunch of children destroy an eldar wave serpent with sticks and stones it can't get any worse and everyone should suffer similarly
HER NAME IS YNDRASTA AND LIVES IN AOS
we need to kill all aos players so 40k can get more attention
Yk, sometimes I wish 40k was better. Just. Generally more well written with more refined(read: hard to miss) points and less focus on the shoulderpad lads.
Then I remember it doesn't matter
“The big sex armored men faction-“
WRONG!!! SPACE MARINES CANT HAVE SEX ONLY STORMCASTS CAN
we need to destroy aos and 40k so fantasy can have a golden age
and these are just the recent ones
you forgot the whole fem custodes thing
All right everyone let's burn Jay in a pyre
You know ToW has most likely been silently shelfed right?
My suffering is endless
no thank you
Didnt it get another update recently?
A leaker that described the entire 2nd wave of Cathay also said that this is their last major release for a while
I wish i liked AoS more
Cathay wave 2, which was also said to be their last drop for the game
Bruh they killed Beasts of Chaos for nothing 😔
Maybe I'll look at the model range again
What do you want?
age of shit
Not to have 400 models on the table at any given time
AOS is like half the size of 40K-
Ossarich Bonereapers go crazy son
Lmfao yk what i mean
There is only lik 3 or 4 true swarm facrions
Unironically my favorite AoS armies were Cities, Skaven, and Vampire Counts aesthetically speaking and those are/were mostly Fantasy models
vampires more like blood angels
I feel like AoS armies have so much versatility
Like I can build my slaves to darkness literally anyway I want
Your brain has been rotten by TWW
I saw a SCE kitbash i loved once, lemme see if I can find them again
my brain has been ENHANCED by TWW
I don't actually like or play TWW
False
Fair
why do my hands have such dry skin suddenly
You are withering away
TWW found in the files
i wanna say something but i can't
dust2 from the famous game counter strike 2
Its from counter strike source erm
I DO need to add it like a "NUCLEAR TIER MELTDOWN" tag above it or something lol
Found to be bretonnia player
I like the lore for SCE cause they remind me of dark souls hollows
Custodes fans are some of the touchiest fuckin people, they're even worse than SM fans sometimes ime
God forbid a custodes dies
Ever. At all.
The whole "new space marines have feminine features this is because GW is looking to test the waters to introducing female space marines later on" is the most schizophrenic unwell thing i have ever read

Tony soprano would have shot those guys
fulgrim is the original fem space marine
We need to normalize SM/Grey Knights/Custodes dying to tripping on a rock
HEROES OF THE REALMS REFORGED IN AZYR AS WARRORS OF SIGMAR! The strike down to the realms on Sigmar’s holy lightning!
Insert the norn emissary bodying like 5 of them lol
Space marine fans after their most misunderstood named character Killus Innocentus dies to anything but the chaos gods themselves
The Drazhar Moment™
Clowns™
Down to clown

The harlequins lore is also pre modern stodes lore
But some weirdos are still hurt about it lol
Man I hope harlequins become their own faction again
40k fans latched onto something that happened a decade and a half before they got into 40k?
Stodes in their modern from literally didn’t exist till 2017 💀
Perish the thought.
It’s not even a decade old
I’m really annoyed they shoved them all together in 1 codex
ynnari craftwords and harlequins
Dude
Yeah
Clowns got screwed due to low sales
Corsairs were also always a craftworld thing
When they inevitably show up
Do yk how much it fucks with me that primaris are like, over a decade old atp
But it kinda also killed their opportunity to become their own thing
My hope is the eldar codex is big enough to bludgeon someone to death
By 12e
It’s getting there

Tbf they aged really well
I mean
Anything after 5e
Ages well
In terms of 40k sculpts
Excluding old obliterators and mutilators
They still Lack Charm to me
I haven't looked at new marine models in awhile tho
The DA got a nice line
Show me them
Dark angels have actual lore now so I don’t hate them anymore
I like front right on 1
The greyclaws aren’t just upgrade sprues?????
Grey claws?
Nope

The assault ints look good
Blood claws and grey hunters have always been unique
lol
Space wolves are the special snowflake marine chapter in terms of kits
“My space marines with pistols and chainswords MUST be unique compared to yours!”
The terminator furs look fine
Easy to get rid of those tho
They're fine
The fandom is bad as it is but I legit did NOT expect that fucking debacle to turn into an entire 1 week lasting crisis, like what the fuck is wrong with these people lmao

Same

Hitler weeps
Turns out plasma that cannot overheat conditionally and free cover is strong
My local Does Not have a KT scene tbh
I am not ready to commit to an entire 40k army again
Magnus is malding
Who's the cooler for a deathwatch team lads, Flesh Tearers, Hammers of Dorn, Black Consuls, or Marines Errant
well I can only pick one for my TTRPG
Black Consul
Id go Marines Errant tbh, they're underrepresented
Courage and Honour
What are the other team members
Yeah
Whats the team composed of?
no idea we pick seperately
I like to pull out weirdos
Marines Errant are pretty nifty tbh
Fun scheme is king
I wish GW would make a pink chapter
lol
GW avoids pink like the plague
Aside from for EC
Bonsul or Merrant, time to get character building
Not one subfaction major or minor uses pink as a primary color
Bonsuls hate WB
EC mogg with the pink way too hard ffor anyone else to try it
lol
You remember what happened the last time GW used pink
They have an axe called Lorgar's Bane that has killed 100+ WB
weakest Stormcast W
You still have to tell people SoTP are just alt scheme Black Templars and not fucking EC
Okay true
Black Consuls are pretty funny, I do like Word Bearers so being WBphobic is fun
💀
Indeed
That's like burgundy
Thats burgandy
I think if I play DW rpg again I want to play a Carchs Chaplain of some sort
its like red wine
Burgundy is a popping colour tbf
Oh I thought burgandy was a city
also yes, and it was a pseudo country
Colors are funny
OH lmao
Its a region in france
Exclusively reserved for the 30k era EC
The capital of Burgundy is Dijon
Pink is used for 40k EC
Of mustard fame
oh wait you mean burgandy
it was also a germanic tribe
Ye Burgunds
Idk what i mean anymore, I need to stop shitposting and get a coffee
Burgundians were slayqueens
Duchy of Burgundy moment
Langobards were more sigma
did they compete in the winter olympics
Yeah they originated up north scandinavia way so probably
As fr*nch "picards" prob
but not slayqueens
barak-nar burgundy is a really nice paint too
True burgunds were more slayqueen
and naturally goths were chads
does burgundy paint taste good
you tried?
true
how queer
I like to get a point with licking
You really shouldn’t
But GWs normal paint is non toxic
I wouldn’t try it with the metals
wolf licks paint
You got a favorite smelling glue too?
this explains a lot
These guys are freaks
tamiya extra thin
They're cool
no contest
I'm a sucker for proper Naval Warfare chapters tho
deeply wise but nevertheless
binary says that which you call celebration is our sorrow
very cool arrowhead
Fuck em

another day another 6 hours of deadlock amirite
we paint lickers all got that in common
you should kiss and share that paint between your lips
i really want the operation to fail before we even reach cyberstand because it would be hilarious
GRAAAAH I LOVE BOTS
Gw… please please please reveal underworlds tomorrow
When does the Cyberstan attack start 
the devs will prob do some "SEAF FORCES HELPED US GAIN THE UPPERHAND" when the order probably fails and we get to Cyberstan
devs will just pull out something from their ass because there's no way they're scrapping the operation lol

Lmao jinx Jay
I’ve seen so many people go “uhh the bots grind up people for fuel”
but yeah they got so much shit prepped theres no way this is gonna fail
Yeah uh fun fact
super earth also does that to their elderly
lol
fucking wild how many helldivers are dying tho
"bio-repurposer vats"
people are so bad at the game
What sacrifice should I make to James workshop for a new underworlds release
But you see it’s ok when we do it
Its not 1:1 accurate information, some are fake iirc
Elite can prob explain it better
Our glorious mercy
but its like a "timer" or some shit
Their barbaric greed
Yeah exactly
also i love when people point out shit like that with Bots
as if super-earth also isnt comically evil lol
also there is 1 helldiver online on cyberstan
Bots are just cool
100%
thats uhh
one of the leaker dudes





