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opaque coyote
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He already has gone after gay rights.

celest cedar
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and trans rights

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Last night and again this morning, the insane game show host “president” posted over 100 times. Among them were recycled lies about “voter fraud” in the 2020 election, the same lies that cost Fox $787.5 million. It ends with a racist image of the Obamas as apes.

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opaque coyote
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But yeah, I can believe that a group of Xenos worshipping the Emperor exists. It could feasibly exist for homebrewing purposes.

They probably won't or didn't last long though

opaque coyote
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No he's clearly completely innocent

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Clearly

celest cedar
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I hate the fact some people are drawn to him because he's somehow this image of an alpha male leader or whatever tf and young adults and teens just bought into it

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well

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older people too..

opaque coyote
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Also the only thing close to that is the unfleshed. The rejected results of the daemonculba. They are malformed mutant failed Space Marines that still worshipped the Emperor

storm jungle
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Im aware. Shut up.

celest dome
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DIfference being that the Emp. hasn't tried to hide it out at the start.

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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its very much not comparable yea

opaque coyote
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Although I have to wonder if the Imperium tried to fake making peace before landing

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Like they pretend to be diplomatic only to come down and THEN genocide the planet

celest cedar
opaque coyote
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True but it's like

Shit just in the toilet vs shit 2 weeks later. It's still shit.

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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they just straight up say they are gonna exterminate you

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lol

celest dome
storm jungle
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Yeah tho the main forces that did these in 30k were the Legions

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who just shot everyone

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they only do the "we come in peace" stuff t ohuman worlds

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if they resist or say no then they exterminate them

opaque coyote
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All is fair in love and war yadayadayada

opaque coyote
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Easier to kill Xenos. Be allowed to land peacefully to gain an advantage

storm jungle
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Not really

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Just bomb them and send in the legions

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lol

opaque coyote
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Fair enough

storm jungle
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why place yourself right into danger as is

opaque coyote
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Explosives solve all problems

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Even the problems that explosives cause

surreal nest
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Imperium copaganda

storm jungle
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MAGAperium would never do this

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I MEAN Imperium

lament shoal
vagrant fox
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I've had quite enough of snow

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all of my homies hate snow

surreal nest
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@arctic talon I can confidently say Venator is my favorite hero in the game and I look forward to maining the fuck out of him when it is economically viable

jolly summit
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He's good at counter-sniping Vindicta when she starts flying around

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or making Silver sit down when she goes wolf-mode

wary fulcrum
wary fulcrum
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@storm jungle is this the one or is there more?

It’s the annual

surreal nest
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Please god be NA

nocturne jetty
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Whos the BIGGEST ELDARI

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😮

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Joker 2.0

last stone
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The joker vs LOTR elves

rose thorn
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Dear fucking god

gilded tinsel
undone elm
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Pretty sure he's more of a Chaos Undivided follower

storm jungle
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he very humanely uses that flamethrower to teach the MAGA i mean the rude people why its bad to be bigoted

gilded tinsel
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Yeah... donnie is dime a dozen in 40k

storm jungle
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unfortunately lol

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reminds me of the opening text-crawl in Munda books titled "The failure of democracy and the supremacy of nobility"

lofty mason
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How well would our Robot Girlyman perform in today's political climate if he was POTUS or leader of some other country?

storm jungle
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Extremely well because he isnt a self-serving piece of shit and doesnt have the Emperor on his head making him do inherently fascist things.

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He has negatives like any leader but when you cut off 40k/The Imperium from him he doesnt have half the negative baggage to do the things he does

lofty mason
storm jungle
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He very much is just a normal guy/politician at the end of the day

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With his superhuman intellect he probably could spawn in the most 3rd world country imaginable and under a few years likely make it a powerhouse of some kind.

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Can't be worse than half of the ones we have now

celest cedar
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DEADLOCK GRAAA

rose thorn
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im goann play perosna 3 and its gonna become one of my favoirte games and im gonna be os mad about it lol

languid meadow
rose thorn
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nvm perosna 3 reloaded has been wiped from existance apparently

arctic talon
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It exists still

rose thorn
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I mena off every piracy website (I can’t afford 80 dollars)

outer wave
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Huh

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I doubt it'd be wiped everywhere

languid meadow
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it's prob somewhere

rose thorn
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Even the sketchy as shit torrent websites don’t have it

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But it has persona 4 and 5

outer wave
rose thorn
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Thank you uwu

outer wave
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But yeah I am noticing its just off some sites

rose thorn
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weird

jolly summit
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@vague dove

queen laurel
rose thorn
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As of sigmar W

wintry scarab
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I cant wait to redownload darktide! This new event reward is so worth it!

storm jungle
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Stop whining

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🗣️

vagrant fox
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darktide events more like don't do that

crystal forum
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i might actually pick up helldivers again now that the best faction is the focus

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i guess it will just be gloom again where we'll be able to attack deep bot planets but it will be hell

spring cairn
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it looks cool as hell

crystal forum
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idk how bot planets could get any worse than bot urban missions but we'll see

spring cairn
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the urban environement makes it 10 times easier from my experience

crystal forum
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who knows if it will be playable on release given what happened with hive planets

storm jungle
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It really doesnt look that technically complex

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hive worlds were a shitshow because the maps were just awful

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ive watched the leaks on youtube it looks pretty alright

young pecan
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I hate tw3 delves

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Tier 2 unit spam because they have ridiculously good value

heady rivet
heady rivet
rose thorn
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@storm jungle is there Genestealer cult themed cosmetics yet

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Damn

storm jungle
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theres also some weapons

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like straight up from their kits lol

rose thorn
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Lmao

storm jungle
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also misc shit like some masks

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hold on

rose thorn
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I know they had gsc themed cosmetics in the files like 2 years ago

storm jungle
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these are in the game as cosmetics too

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the right one is literally what the shop lady wears

rose thorn
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I wonder why she is wearing a ventilator

young pecan
celest dome
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Should we also count the Ogryn's Lorenz (Kickback and Rumbler)

storm jungle
storm jungle
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because the game uses A LOT of genestealer weapons/kit props lol

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which is great

rose thorn
celest dome
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Also for scenery

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With both vehicles (Bikes, Quads and the Rockgrinders), and other bits (Vent that the Patriarch is perched on)

storm jungle
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Yeah ive been referencing them for my huge chart

rose thorn
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Wha about the mining suits? Are those here yet anywhere

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(Okay technically it’s multi use)

heady rivet
storm jungle
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because they used the kitbash GW did for the 8th guard codex for them

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which literally uses GSC parts

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hold on

rose thorn
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Y bad I thoguht they used krieg chest lmao

heady rivet
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Because Genestealers are just miners

storm jungle
heady rivet
celest dome
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Yes, the one with the X bracing is

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Some of the Catwalk are also from one of the terrain piece

rose thorn
crystal forum
# storm jungle

not to take away from the source but since gsc uses basic imperial equipment isn't it kinda untrue that it's gsc inspired

storm jungle
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those are LITERALLY GSC parts

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the original Chemdogs look nothing like that as you can see at the bottom

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they just kinda had to source something in-studio seeing as nobody wants to make custom sculpts in GW for random regiments lol

crystal forum
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huh it did feel like the chem dog uniforms looked off

storm jungle
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The 8th Guard codex was all about encouraging people to make custom regiments with kitbashing.

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then um

hollow lantern
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Huge fan of this fanart for em tbh

storm jungle
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9th happened

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then 10th happened

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aka literally no options lmao

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Krieg, Catachan, Cadia

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RIP

hollow lantern
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I hate how modern guard are set up dex wise tbh

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Ik theyre a combined forces type army but the forces i want to combine have to be kitbashed to hell and back

storm jungle
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Sorry loser shoulda bought more cadians HAHAHA

hollow lantern
crystal forum
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i do like the krieg artillery a lot since they're easy to kitbash

hollow lantern
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There was a point where I'd have started them if Catachans got a full release but uh

plush mason
crystal forum
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also standalone artillery looks hella cooler than self propelled

hollow lantern
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Cadians and Krieg happened lol

rose thorn
hollow lantern
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Krieg models are always krieg

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You can't just paint away how they're modeled

rose thorn
hollow lantern
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The closest regi is SL and they still don't quite look like em

crystal forum
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you can't really make the big regiments super well with normal models but you can make up some new regiment that has krieg-like outfits

rose thorn
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Other regiments use gear similar to krieg officially panted and not

crystal forum
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krieg's gear is pretty unique. their gas mask is the most distinct part and also the most annoying to hide

rose thorn
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gw just drank lead water and put th key word krieg / cadia on the stat sheets for some reason

hollow lantern
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Again the closest would be steel legion

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And steel legion wear different boots, coats, and gas masks

rose thorn
crystal forum
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it would be far easier to kitbash krieg using steel legion models

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in fact isn't that how krieg originally started

hollow lantern
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Krieg were an alt scheme for SL

rose thorn
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Makes sense

hollow lantern
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Then outgrew them in popularity

crystal forum
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GW has neglected armageddon for decades idk why

hollow lantern
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Because of haha funny suicidal le shovelerino reddit tier memes

rose thorn
crystal forum
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hey at least they still have models

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old models but still models

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it sucks because armageddon is both one of the most popular guard campaigns and the single most popular ork event

rose thorn
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Technically nothing in the krieg kits besides their named character is uniquely krieg, it’s just uniforms and shit they are assigned

crystal forum
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it's pretty distinctively krieg

rose thorn
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Yea

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It’s still technically not krieg only

crystal forum
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if the goal of your kitbash is to make something that has none of the original models aesthetics then krieg is a hard one

rose thorn
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oh yeah definitely

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Once again I inform r/deathkropsofkrieg that brood bother kriegers canonically exist

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Same for catachan

crystal forum
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why wouldn't they

rose thorn
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I saw an argument about it and a shitload of miss info on the Reddit about it lol

crystal forum
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wait are brood brothers naturally born and then converted or are they some generation of genestealers

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also regardless of the answer it would be extremely easy for a krieg brood brother to hide because the entire regiment hides their heads at all times KEKW_ogryn

rose thorn
crystal forum
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like you could be standing next to a guy with huge brow ridges and not know it because of the gas mask

rose thorn
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Lmao

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I guess the recruiters don’t really notice or care that they are like 15% more pink

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The guardsmen in the hive city cafeteria

crystal forum
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krieg recruitment is more like whoever survives the training is considered fit to serve

rose thorn
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Which implies that there is an infection on krieg lmao

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And gsc members are physically much more endurable and stronger

crystal forum
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yeah i dont think krieg trains outside its planet so it probably does imply there's a cult there

rose thorn
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Catachan too but uh that’s more obvious

crystal forum
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lol a patriarch could be walking around catachan and nobody would bat an eye

rose thorn
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Since catachan was literally invaded by genestealers

crystal forum
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just another crazy fauna

rocky gale
# rose thorn

The militaries Medical inspections aint what they used to be if they don't pick up on them ridges

crystal forum
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small scale mutations are pretty normal in the imperium

rose thorn
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What the hell is the planet the imperium pulls ogryns from called again

crystal forum
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most of them

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ogryns come from everywhere

rose thorn
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Ah

rocky gale
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They're originally from like high gravity worlds but now they're just everywhere

rose thorn
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For some reason we don’t have gsc ogryn in any official capacity yet

rocky gale
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They don't like kissing

rose thorn
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I heard they might just be too genetically thick in the head

crystal forum
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i guess tabletop gsc doesnt really need them

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but they probably exist

crystal forum
rose thorn
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Genestealers are believed to be extracted from human dna, so if they are specially crafted to modify only human DNA

celest dome
rose thorn
celest dome
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They take the place of the Ogryn

crystal forum
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maybe gsc avoid ogryns because they're too dumb to link to the patriarch mind field thing

celest dome
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Ogryn aren't really needed 🤷

rose thorn
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Usually from the kiss being interrupted, experimentation, or being too place to any powerful forces like chaos or radiation

crystal forum
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or maybe a second generation ogryn gsc would be way too smart and stick out like a sore thumb

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god i love the darktide cosmetic that's straight up just a complete replacement for the ogryn's head

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you could turn an ogryn into a servitor and there would be no difference in intelligence

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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They got taller in high gravity

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Rather than shorter

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I guess that's what they traded in the brain power for

crystal forum
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i thought the high gravity planet thing was retconned

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since it's related to old squat lore

opaque coyote
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Maybe Ogryns exist on regular planets though

celest dome
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Ogryn cover more than 1 abhuman types

flat nimbus
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“Ogryn” must be big category, how else fit so many Ogryn?

opaque coyote
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What ordo or Mechanicus sect would they be in though?

celest dome
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Explorator or Genetor

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Probably

opaque coyote
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I sometimes like to believe that it's only noticeable by somebody who deals with Ogryns often

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Like if you've only interacted with them occasionally, female and male basically look the same

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And so Ogryns (if they're smart enough) like to pull a prank

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Where they have a female pretend to be male

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And vice versa

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Intentionally lean into their reputation and play dumb about it

celest dome
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them being missgendered doesn't seem impossible, but mostly due to the Imperium mostly not caring about Ogryns.

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But them playing into it seem less likely

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Because similar to encountering an Alligator or Crocodile. You generally aren't thinking about what type they are

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For Ogryns, they're only used for punching the Imperium enemies good

opaque coyote
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For Alligators/Crocodiles, you're genuinely thinking of running the fuck away

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...or taking a picture (far away if you're actually smart)

opaque coyote
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Regular Ogryns are too stu- nice

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To do this

celest dome
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I honestly don't seee the DT Ogryn playing that sort of pranks, pranks, sure, but more like throwing a grenade near allies or other much more dangerous things

opaque coyote
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True

daring creek
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Brawler ogyrn confirmed a gurl

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She forgor she was a gurl

opaque coyote
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Maybe a rock and then act like it's a grenade

daring creek
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A contact nade maybe

opaque coyote
solid horizon
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ogryn mine

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(they actually laid a manhole cover)

heady rivet
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Great TTRPG session

rocky gale
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That reminds me, I DM'd my first D&D session for my family on Friday, one of my NPC's was a Jester and I was deliberately trying to fail at doing a card trick, got my nephew to think of a card and did the whole deal of going through the deck, shuffeling it, handing it to someone else and having them shuffle it and putting on a show and in the end when I drew a card at random and said "Is this your card" I by complete chance in defiance of all odds drew the card he was thinking of and everyone was like "Wow how did you do that"

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It really threw me off because I wanted to get it wrong as I'd set it up to segue into my next segment

near wasp
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Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punchs

rose thorn
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that tik tok chud dating app ads are SO FUCKIGNA NNOYINGGG LMAO

outer wave
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Which ads?

rose thorn
# outer wave Which ads?

the ones that all look like thsoe guys form that "us when trump becomes persident so we can finally afford a home and get married"

outer wave
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I dont get ads anymore so lmao but damn

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Wait I may have seen one of those as a tiktok short or something

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Either or LMAO imagine having a family in this economy

rose thorn
plush mason
outer wave
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Yeah that couple is fucked

rose thorn
# rose thorn

i have no clue whajt the fuck these dweebs mean by afford to get married, its like 20 bucks at the court house to get married

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maybe im too wok

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the outlook email notifiacation is the literal mos stressful sound on the planet

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it sounds like a broken door bell

arctic talon
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Unfortunately it’s armor looks cool

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🔪

plush mason
daring creek
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Lmfao

outer wave
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I doubt they know about the other way to get married

rose thorn
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LMAO

winged silo
languid meadow
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thank you pancreas

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Lesath holy shit

winged silo
vagrant fox
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First ttrpg game I join in years and it's Deathwatch

arctic talon
elfin sleet
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People of the official Darktide discord, I come baring evidence that Knight Commander Dragor is more faithful to the Cult Mechanicus than Hadron Omega-7-7.

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Scoffing at the entirely practical application of explosives? The sheer impiety of it!

winged silo
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I make frequent use of this strategy.

heady rivet
arctic talon
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You know what

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Don’t tell me

vagrant fox
heady rivet
# arctic talon The what

DM got mad at me because he didnt know how to flirt back with me while I was seducing an Imperial officer sad

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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Lord of ruin

daring creek
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I'm pretty sure my dads illiterate

arctic talon
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lol

radiant lance
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Is this lore accurate?

plush mason
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they do have loud hailers on their vics that blast hyms duriong battle afaik

daring creek
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Because its all true

arctic talon
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💀

winter pine
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I really want to try a 40k TTRPG, sounds like the same kind of tension as Cyberpunk RED

daring creek
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Just remembered they put free bread in there too

winter pine
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Or at least Dark Heresy does

daring creek
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Gonna be so fucking good

arctic talon
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You’re squishier in the 40k ttrpgs then cyberpunk red

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It’s more like 2020 or the homebrew to cut down on durability in RED in terms of squish factor

opaque coyote
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Then a d100 to see if it actually tastes okay. Anything below 80 will have it taste like shit.

opaque coyote
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The chicken burger I ordered had like the consistency of rubber

winter pine
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One bad roll on a headshot and you were just fucking dead on the spot

arctic talon
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RED giving everyone 10 more HP by default

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So you don’t explode

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lol

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But yeah in the FFG/Maledictum you just die to a lasgun

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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If you’re naked

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Like you’re just dead

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lol

opaque coyote
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Everybody else couldn't eat it

heady rivet
opaque coyote
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The equivalent of rejects

arctic talon
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You’re scum of the earth

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Literally

opaque coyote
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Yeah you aren't John Space Marine.

Although I wonder if Lasguns are generally deadlier than like

Being shot by a regular gun.

arctic talon
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The inquisitor handbook for players literally calls you the spares of the worst team the inquisitor has

opaque coyote
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Some have them be equal while some depict Lasguns as deadlier

arctic talon
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More bullets

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Assuming no special issue ammunition is loaded

opaque coyote
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So yeah humans in the 40k verse are

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...very squishy

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Relative to others

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Like I think the only race that is equalish to us are the T'au?

jade holly
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Equal in what way?

arctic talon
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Tau are as squishy yes

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in terms of durability

jade holly
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Squishiness?

opaque coyote
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Eldar are tankier and much faster.

Necrons are absolute tanks.

Orks are absolute tanks.

Tyranids are either a bunch of tiny little bugs or a big fuck off bug.

Etc.

arctic talon
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Eldar are faster, stronger and tougher

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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💀

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then baseline humans

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they are just superior in every way

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a single ranger/kabalite is considered a threat that can kill an entire party for early/mid game

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in Maledictum

jade holly
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Yet they’re only like 1/18th of the human population

arctic talon
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lol

jade holly
winter pine
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I have seen a few people get completely fucked up by autofire in RED, is that about standard for FFG and Maledictum?

arctic talon
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yeah

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lol

opaque coyote
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And then uh

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Slaanesh

jade holly
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They got too horny on main

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and other things

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Too murdery

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Hungry

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Artistic

opaque coyote
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I still find it funny that Eldars basically become like

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Incredibly hyperfixated

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They have to make sure they don't become too obsessed

arctic talon
winter pine
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that sounds especially fun, might have to ask around if some friends want to try it

arctic talon
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Anyways in the first session I ran for my friends one of my players got set on fire, lost her hand and beat a traitor tech priest to death with a hammer before falling unconscious

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10/10

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Party almost TPK’d on their first encounter

hollow lantern
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I like most of the 40k rpgs

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Even as Space Marines if you're an idiot you die

winter pine
mossy wharf
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Military-industrial complexes go bonkers.

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sacred ginkgo
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Pretty sure anything we would recieve would be a downgrade

outer wave
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Yeah our gear is more than good enough

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For the universe we're in anyway

mossy wharf
sacred ginkgo
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The most useful thing I think we could receive would be like

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Talon

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Oh and incin breaker

outer wave
sacred ginkgo
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Scum's purg staff in the form of an auto shotgun

sacred ginkgo
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No room for air

mossy wharf
arctic talon
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I want to put blessings on that fucking thing

sacred ginkgo
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Trident would be cool but its sustain issues would hinder it

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Anyone who uses a shotgun uses a shotgun

outer wave
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Double Edge Sickle....

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But yeah alll the crazy orbital stuff would probably be used for frontline engagements than what our work typically is supposed to do

sacred ginkgo
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We couldn't use any of the orbitals

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Even No Mans Land is inside the hive

outer wave
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Could it not be used for any openings above the hive?

sacred ginkgo
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You could possibly get them into certain sections of The Hourglass

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But it would probably put us to pieces

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Ogryn frag with friendly fire

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As the smallest option

winged silo
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Give the Veteran the Helldivers plasma guns, he'd be delighted to have something that won't explode.

sacred ginkgo
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Our plasma doesn't explode

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It only explodes if you use it incorrectly

winged silo
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Yeah, but something that won't even overheat in the first place.

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Give Psyker the Warp Pack.

sacred ginkgo
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Their plasma is also less effective than ours

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By

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A lot

sacred ginkgo
winged silo
winged silo
sacred ginkgo
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Sending a psyker into the warp

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What could go wrong

opaque coyote
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Fun fact

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Radiation does in fact affect machines damaging their hardware and software in the same way it damages our DNA. It will cause massive errors if a machine is not protected from radiation.

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Although machines are definitely more resistant to it than us.

opaque coyote
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Mainly due to their bigger souls.

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Kinda wonder if a Psyker was sent to the warp, if they would essentially be as capable as a regular person.

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Just with the equivalent of a fucking red flag waving around to attract daemons to eat them.

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But exceptionally powerful psykers like the Emperor still maintain their power in the warp. But the warp is fueled by the emotions and souls. I wonder how powerful belief is if you're in the immaterium.

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Like if you unironically believe with all of your heart and soul that you will be able to escape from the warp fine.

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Then you'll actually escape from the warp.

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(...and probably die because you got deposited out in the middle of space or something)

gilded tinsel
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but your will to change the Immaterium is defined by your psychic power

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the stronger you are, the more you can shape the warp to what you want it to do

opaque coyote
daring creek
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infact

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several plasma weapons

surreal nest
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My work gave me the genuinely the most evil schedule ever im gonna die this is just like warhammer

daring creek
#

defy your gods and kill them.

surreal nest
#

YES

#

YES

plush mason
celest cedar
arctic talon
#

AKA you start fucking with reality itself

#

like making light faster

#

or turning pi into a different number

paper haven
#

Pi should not be 3

vagrant fox
#

But it could be

celest dome
#

I've used Pi as 4 before 💀

wary fulcrum
daring creek
#

@bronze tinsel

vagrant fox
#

I'd love to see more sobs like this

crisp heath
vagrant fox
#

I fought in the creek really is Helldivers version of Destiny's as a D2 beta tester

storm jungle
#

no its "REMEMBER CADIA"

#

shut the fuck up Creeker

hollow lantern
#

Big fan of Merak tbh

storm jungle
#

I love how people are entirely ignoring Merak for Chort

#

i wish they realised its all railroaded

#

none of it matters, we are going to Cyberstan lol

vagrant fox
#

more as a statement to your veterancy that's entirely meaningless because everyone has done the same shit

storm jungle
#

Basically yeah

hollow lantern
#

Each

#

Every mission

hollow lantern
#

I imagine it's at 0

#

Or closed

#

By now

storm jungle
#

Yeah it is

#

LMAO

vagrant fox
#

Yeah I'm just waiting until we get to 'stan

storm jungle
#

also same

hollow lantern
#

So like

#

Wouldn't it have been more logical to storm AB

#

Instead of defending

#

To cut off the invasion lines

storm jungle
#

Its about supply lines or some shit idk

hollow lantern
#

Idk

storm jungle
#

Again imma be real

#

i dont care about any of this stuff

#

this playerbase is like a hamster lol

hollow lantern
#

The Blob™

storm jungle
#

THATS the term, i forgot lmao

hollow lantern
#

The Blob™ does whatever it wants

#

The rest of us are along for the ride

storm jungle
#

Yeah the devs obviously wanted them to go to Merak to cut off the invasion force but uhhh yeah lol

hollow lantern
#

The Blob sent the DSS to some nowhere planet in bug space for a day or so iirc

#

Not that i like the DSS but like what are we doing here guys

vagrant fox
#

Thinking about that gets you nowhere but dissapointmentville fast

storm jungle
#

That too yeah, as much as I bring it up i very much do not care about the railroading stuff, you cannot tell a story/narrative this complex without leading people on under the illusion of choice.

AH just sometimes does a better job at it than they do on other occassions.

hollow lantern
#

Fair enough

storm jungle
#

What annoys me more is people not shutting the fuck up

vagrant fox
#

It's not a clever playerbase, just have fun

storm jungle
#

"ERM WE GOTTA ATTACK THIS PLANET"

#

"CUT ALPHA FROM BRAVO"

#

Bro is not Alexander the Great

crisp heath
#

Imagine going all that bioenhancing surgery only to die by a simple wooden spear Astolfo_smile

hollow lantern
storm jungle
#

I looked at it in Year 1 trust me LMAO

storm jungle
#

space marine fans are such fucking babies lol

hollow lantern
#

Marines have died to wooden spears fwiw

crisp heath
hollow lantern
#

Some HH book

vagrant fox
#

erm that doesn't look like wood 🤓

hollow lantern
#

I think first half?

#

I almost want to say outcast dead but idk

crisp heath
storm jungle
crisp heath
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

I don't know what the difference is, I just stick to spaces that mostly don't annoy me

crisp heath
vagrant fox
#

"I'm tired of carrying"

#

man, shut up

fervent geode
vagrant fox
#

People were so mad at creekdivers what is he talking about

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

First Heretic where Argel Tal talks about some bozo who died to a spear

fervent geode
vagrant fox
#

might've killed the guy and just lies but I'll take the spear

hollow lantern
#

"What if we just infinitely ragdoll the players?"

fervent geode
#

Argel killed him

#

ADB said so i think

#

He was lying to Xaphen

#

Sar was killing random civvies

vagrant fox
#

ADB said that's what he wanted the meaning to be understood as yeah

fervent geode
#

Ye

crisp heath
hollow lantern
#

Tbh I haven't read earlier HH stuff in probably more than a decade atp

#

So if that was the actual meaning my bad

crisp heath
#

I'm re reading it atp

storm jungle
#

nobody reads the thing

fervent geode
storm jungle
#

thing spreads as falsehood

fervent geode
#

Well technically

#

Its not said in the book

vagrant fox
#

I like it when space marines die to some really stupid shit sometimes so, the spear is fine

fervent geode
#

Just implied

crisp heath
#

It's actual fun to see them die to just normal stuff instead of super awesome cool last stand

#

Like not everyone dies like a hero

storm jungle
#

Yeah but thats the thing

#

people dont like being reminded of this

crisp heath
#

So a stupid wooden spear killing a marine is not far fetched

fervent geode
#

Since Argel flashbacked to Sar being cruel while mentioning his death, and Xaphen calls out how stupid Sar's death was

hollow lantern
#

Named SM captain fighting their way off chaos fortress world naked vs unnamed space marine jackass who has been deployed once before and IS going to die before this story ends

crisp heath
fervent geode
crisp heath
#

AKSHUALLY IT WOULDN PENETRATE CERAMITE ARMOR

#

!!!!!

fervent geode
#

Just that he's a word bearer

#

So i have to

storm jungle
fervent geode
storm jungle
#

I hate it because AOS and WHF suffer NONE of this, because their main human factions arent space nazis lol

fervent geode
#

So yeah it doesnt penetrate but

rose thorn
hollow lantern
crisp heath
#

So like

#

Bleeeh

fervent geode
#

Chuds being chud

storm jungle
queen laurel
hollow lantern
#

Nah these people existed before that guy ever ran for office tbh

storm jungle
#

^

#

they are just more in swing now

#

because nobody cares about anything anymore

hollow lantern
#

Aye

#

Aye x2

crisp heath
#

They existed but they were just a loud minority at the time

rose thorn
surreal nest
storm jungle
crisp heath
#

Unfortunately they're not a minority
And they're just as loud

fervent geode
#

They are just being more vocal about it now, imo theyre still a minority

vagrant fox
hollow lantern
#

I love fantasy's aesthetics tbh

#

I love the Renaissance era empire in it

surreal nest
#

Doesn't it get tiring

rose thorn
vagrant fox
#

I have fantasy models I can whine about it ok, I supported that dying abomination

fervent geode
crisp heath
hollow lantern
fervent geode
queen laurel
hollow lantern
#

"Yeah uh the Aztec monster lizards with dinosaurs are formed by a frog god to defeat chaos" is such a fun idea

fervent geode
#

Very based

#

And seraphon too

surreal nest
storm jungle
fervent geode
#

I love kroak

storm jungle
#

like

#

the amoutn of shit

#

ive been able to fit on that

#

along with the stuff i prob forgot

#

is staggering

surreal nest
#

AoS fans are shredded and typically gay for each other

rose thorn
hollow lantern
hollow lantern
#

Thank you

fervent geode
rose thorn
#

WE NEED TO SEND 40K ARTISTS TO AOS

surreal nest
#

One man's boobs is another man's pecs let that sink in

rose thorn
#

“Oh my big buff goth sexy lady lives in 40K….”

WRONG!!!!!!!

vagrant fox
rose thorn
#

HER NAME IS YNDRASTA AND LIVES IN AOS

crystal forum
#

we need to kill all aos players so 40k can get more attention

hollow lantern
#

Yk, sometimes I wish 40k was better. Just. Generally more well written with more refined(read: hard to miss) points and less focus on the shoulderpad lads.

#

Then I remember it doesn't matter

rose thorn
#

“The big sex armored men faction-“

WRONG!!! SPACE MARINES CANT HAVE SEX ONLY STORMCASTS CAN

vagrant fox
#

we need to destroy aos and 40k so fantasy can have a golden age

crisp heath
queen laurel
crisp heath
#

wait im blind

#

nvm

rose thorn
vagrant fox
#

My suffering is endless

crystal forum
#

my balls on your face, sigsen

#

that is my opinion

vagrant fox
#

no thank you

outer wave
rose thorn
#

A leaker that described the entire 2nd wave of Cathay also said that this is their last major release for a while

hollow lantern
#

I wish i liked AoS more

rose thorn
outer wave
#

Bruh they killed Beasts of Chaos for nothing 😔

hollow lantern
#

Maybe I'll look at the model range again

hollow lantern
#

None of the ranges called to me when I looked at them.

#

But that was also y1

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

age of shit

surreal nest
#

Warning, bad opinion

#

Warning

hollow lantern
rose thorn
surreal nest
hollow lantern
rose thorn
hollow lantern
#

Unironically my favorite AoS armies were Cities, Skaven, and Vampire Counts aesthetically speaking and those are/were mostly Fantasy models

crystal forum
#

vampires more like blood angels

surreal nest
#

I feel like AoS armies have so much versatility

#

Like I can build my slaves to darkness literally anyway I want

hollow lantern
#

I saw a SCE kitbash i loved once, lemme see if I can find them again

spring cairn
#

my brain has been ENHANCED by TWW

hollow lantern
surreal nest
rose thorn
crystal forum
#

why do my hands have such dry skin suddenly

surreal nest
rose thorn
#

TWW found in the files

spring cairn
surreal nest
#

You will be dust

#

You will be dust

crystal forum
#

dust2 from the famous game counter strike 2

surreal nest
#

Its from counter strike source erm

storm jungle
rose thorn
hollow lantern
#

I like the lore for SCE cause they remind me of dark souls hollows

#

Custodes fans are some of the touchiest fuckin people, they're even worse than SM fans sometimes ime

#

God forbid a custodes dies

#

Ever. At all.

surreal nest
surreal nest
#

Tony soprano would have shot those guys

crystal forum
#

fulgrim is the original fem space marine

outer wave
rose thorn
arctic talon
surreal nest
#

Space marine fans after their most misunderstood named character Killus Innocentus dies to anything but the chaos gods themselves

hollow lantern
#

Clowns™

arctic talon
#

Down to clown

#

The harlequins lore is also pre modern stodes lore

#

But some weirdos are still hurt about it lol

rose thorn
hollow lantern
#

40k fans latched onto something that happened a decade and a half before they got into 40k?

arctic talon
#

Stodes in their modern from literally didn’t exist till 2017 💀

hollow lantern
#

Perish the thought.

arctic talon
#

It’s not even a decade old

rose thorn
#

I’m really annoyed they shoved them all together in 1 codex

arctic talon
#

lol

#

Wait

#

Oh god

#

It’s almost a decade old

rose thorn
#

ynnari craftwords and harlequins

hollow lantern
#

Dude

arctic talon
#

Ynnari were always a craftworld thing

#

Tbf

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Clowns got screwed due to low sales

#

Corsairs were also always a craftworld thing

#

When they inevitably show up

hollow lantern
#

Do yk how much it fucks with me that primaris are like, over a decade old atp

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

My hope is the eldar codex is big enough to bludgeon someone to death

#

By 12e

#

It’s getting there

arctic talon
#

I mean

#

Anything after 5e

#

Ages well

#

In terms of 40k sculpts

#

Excluding old obliterators and mutilators

hollow lantern
#

I haven't looked at new marine models in awhile tho

#

The DA got a nice line

arctic talon
#

The new space wolves are great

#

Tbh

#

Even if I hate space wolves

#

lol

hollow lantern
#

Show me them

rose thorn
#

Dark angels have actual lore now so I don’t hate them anymore

arctic talon
hollow lantern
#

I like front right on 1

rose thorn
#

The greyclaws aren’t just upgrade sprues?????

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

Grey claws?

rose thorn
hollow lantern
#

The assault ints look good

arctic talon
#

Blood claws and grey hunters have always been unique

#

lol

#

Space wolves are the special snowflake marine chapter in terms of kits

rose thorn
#

“My space marines with pistols and chainswords MUST be unique compared to yours!”

hollow lantern
#

The terminator furs look fine

arctic talon
#

Why are you small

hollow lantern
#

Good quality

#

I still hate the stupid primaris knee lip thing

arctic talon
hollow lantern
#

Easy to get rid of those tho

arctic talon
#

Easy to shave off if you don’t like it

#

Tbh

#

Yeah

hollow lantern
#

They're fine

arctic talon
hollow lantern
#

They're not quite DA or BT tier

#

But they're not BA bad either

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

"they look like women"

#

THEY ARE LITERALLY ASIAN

#

LMAO

arctic talon
#

Tbh

#

SW just aren’t for me

storm jungle
#

Shut up

#

oh nvm

#

yes SW suck

arctic talon
hollow lantern
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Wolf scouts are a Hitler tier team in Killteam rn

#

Alongside Canopteks

hollow lantern
#

Hitler weeps

vagrant fox
#

total sw destruction

#

anglos stop flanderizing my ancestors challenge

arctic talon
hollow lantern
#

My local Does Not have a KT scene tbh

arctic talon
#

Also >space wolf Killteam

#

has a Psyker

hollow lantern
#

I am not ready to commit to an entire 40k army again

arctic talon
#

Magnus is malding

vagrant fox
#

Who's the cooler for a deathwatch team lads, Flesh Tearers, Hammers of Dorn, Black Consuls, or Marines Errant

hollow lantern
#

All 4

#

Whats the rest of the team?

vagrant fox
#

well I can only pick one for my TTRPG

fervent geode
#

Black Consul

hollow lantern
#

Id go Marines Errant tbh, they're underrepresented

fervent geode
#

Courage and Honour

arctic talon
#

What are the other team members

hollow lantern
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

Also yeah what Tongs said

#

Fun color scheme

#

Are pretty rare to see

hollow lantern
#

Whats the team composed of?

vagrant fox
#

no idea we pick seperately

arctic talon
#

I like to pull out weirdos

hollow lantern
#

Marines Errant are pretty nifty tbh

arctic talon
#

Fun scheme is king

#

I wish GW would make a pink chapter

#

lol

#

GW avoids pink like the plague

#

Aside from for EC

vagrant fox
#

Bonsul or Merrant, time to get character building

arctic talon
#

Not one subfaction major or minor uses pink as a primary color

fervent geode
#

Bonsuls hate WB

hallow saddle
#

EC mogg with the pink way too hard ffor anyone else to try it

arctic talon
#

lol

hollow lantern
#

You remember what happened the last time GW used pink

fervent geode
rose thorn
hollow lantern
#

You still have to tell people SoTP are just alt scheme Black Templars and not fucking EC

arctic talon
#

That’s not pink

#

lol

#

That’s red

vagrant fox
#

Black Consuls are pretty funny, I do like Word Bearers so being WBphobic is fun

arctic talon
#

💀

rose thorn
#

Fair

#

It’s like

#

….

#

Pinkish dark maroon?

vagrant fox
#

That's like burgundy

arctic talon
#

Thats burgandy

hollow lantern
#

I think if I play DW rpg again I want to play a Carchs Chaplain of some sort

arctic talon
#

its like red wine

vagrant fox
#

Burgundy is a popping colour tbf

rose thorn
#

Oh I thought burgandy was a city

arctic talon
#

GW does not use actual pink ever

#

It is an actual city

#

lol

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

Colors are funny

rose thorn
#

OH lmao

fervent geode
#

Its a region in france

hollow lantern
#

Exclusively reserved for the 30k era EC

fervent geode
#

The capital of Burgundy is Dijon

arctic talon
#

Pink is used for 40k EC

fervent geode
#

Of mustard fame

arctic talon
#

oh wait you mean burgandy

vagrant fox
#

it was also a germanic tribe

fervent geode
#

Ye Burgunds

hollow lantern
#

Idk what i mean anymore, I need to stop shitposting and get a coffee

vagrant fox
#

Burgundians were slayqueens

fervent geode
fervent geode
crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

Yeah they originated up north scandinavia way so probably

fervent geode
hallow saddle
#

barak-nar burgundy is a really nice paint too

fervent geode
vagrant fox
#

and naturally goths were chads

crystal forum
#

does burgundy paint taste good

arctic talon
#

No

#

Well

#

Maybe

crystal forum
#

you tried?

arctic talon
#

GW reds tend to taste good

#

lol

#

When I lick the brush

#

(Don’t do this)

crystal forum
#

true

vagrant fox
#

how queer

arctic talon
#

I like to get a point with licking

#

You really shouldn’t

#

But GWs normal paint is non toxic

#

I wouldn’t try it with the metals

crystal forum
#

wolf licks paint

hollow lantern
#

You got a favorite smelling glue too?

crystal forum
#

this explains a lot

vagrant fox
#

These guys are freaks

hallow saddle
hollow lantern
#

They're cool

hallow saddle
#

no contest

hollow lantern
#

I'm a sucker for proper Naval Warfare chapters tho

vagrant fox
#

deeply wise but nevertheless

#

binary says that which you call celebration is our sorrow

#

very cool arrowhead

hollow lantern
#

Fuck em

crisp heath
surreal nest
#

we paint lickers all got that in common

crystal forum
#

you should kiss and share that paint between your lips

storm jungle
#

real borg users are talking here

#

🗣️ automatons

crystal forum
#

i really want the operation to fail before we even reach cyberstand because it would be hilarious

tough haven
#

GRAAAAH I LOVE BOTS

storm jungle
#

tbh it likely might

#

the progress is awful rn lmao

rose thorn
#

Gw… please please please reveal underworlds tomorrow

shadow plover
#

When does the Cyberstan attack start caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

storm jungle
#

the devs will prob do some "SEAF FORCES HELPED US GAIN THE UPPERHAND" when the order probably fails and we get to Cyberstan

crystal forum
#

devs will just pull out something from their ass because there's no way they're scrapping the operation lol

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Lmao jinx Jay

tough haven
storm jungle
#

but yeah they got so much shit prepped theres no way this is gonna fail

storm jungle
#

super earth also does that to their elderly

#

lol

crystal forum
#

fucking wild how many helldivers are dying tho

storm jungle
#

"bio-repurposer vats"

crystal forum
#

people are so bad at the game

rose thorn
#

What sacrifice should I make to James workshop for a new underworlds release

tough haven
storm jungle
#

Elite can prob explain it better

tough haven
#

Our glorious mercy

storm jungle
#

but its like a "timer" or some shit

tough haven
#

Their barbaric greed

storm jungle
#

Yeah exactly

#

also i love when people point out shit like that with Bots

#

as if super-earth also isnt comically evil lol

crystal forum
#

also there is 1 helldiver online on cyberstan

tough haven
#

Bots are just cool

storm jungle
#

100%

storm jungle
#

one of the leaker dudes